Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Escape From Alligator Alcatraz

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

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🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. No no. Joey, you should shave the sides of your head, slick your hair back, and then yeah, like look like you work at a chop shop that has a tattoo parlor in the back of it. I'll think about it. I do like slick in the back and I also have a length of hair where I have to cuz if I don't it's just in my face and it's crazy I think slick it back get some product shave the side. I have product I just don't I didn't do it today cuz I just didn't have time but I have it

He has the new white claw dapper Dan It gets into your skin No, it's only product where you ingest in and 24 hours later it comes out into your skin. It penetrates, it goes right into your brain. It passes the blood brain barrier. You have to chug 30 of them. Your gel is alcohol. Soju.

The only way to chug 30. I produce soju and gel. By the way, look what we got. We got a little sake. Sake bombs. Why? I don't know, because I was at a sushi restaurant before this. By the way, look what we got. We got a little sake, sake bombs! Hey! Why?

I don't know, because I was at a sushi restaurant before this. And you bought a whole bottle of sake. No, he got sake at the restaurant. He was telling me about it. I was waiting for Joey to wake up. That was kind of good. So I got one. And Joey bought sake.

And 24 beers. I was sitting at the... Well, because I knew it was going to be a big five fucking episodes. I was like, let me get some for the boys. I can't care about boys my boy. You're a good guy. Absolutely. It's very sweet of you. Oh, thank you. Lovely man. You're lovely Thank you so much Johnny. How's the new place buddy? Fantastic lovely windows stupid. It's so dumb. I wake up and I'm like, well, it's really bright not that dumb It's a great view. Well, it's I don't feel like I deserve it. It's not some, why? It's not, it's fairly small. It's not like a massive place.

It's a normal apartment. I don't know, the view's amazing. It's a studio, it's not even an apartment, it's a studio. But he's been living in it's squalor for so long. He's been living with Tho Bathroom in an office, so he's like, this is like a palace. Yeah, I feel like I won a ticket or something. Like I'm Ice Cube in the,

like I'm a contest, like I'm Ice Cube in the Running Man or whatever, the movie where they hunt him in Alaska. You hear the kid from Blake Check. Yeah, somebody's gonna kick my door down and go, you have a three minute head start. Like how'd you like the apartment for a month? You keep walking up to the toilet like Zoolander with the computer,

like what the hell is this? I forgot that I'm squatting on top of it. That's crazy, I can shower whenever I want. My skin's like getting dry. I can shower too much I want The little things in life. Yeah, it's got a flat utility rate. So I just shower all day I asked her how was I think what was like first night in the apartment? He's like dude woke up took a piss great Yeah, I can just go wake up and take a piss down

Yeah, I didn't have to like worry about the janitor seeing me brush my teeth in my own studio apartment. It's cool though It's nice. It's very nice. I'm excited to see what you start cooking because you were so good at office beef and stuff That's the funny thing is the studio beef. I know but it's good. He has a full kitchen I can certainly more advanced. I cook I made a fucking like curry Oh my god, I'm making curry like curry My god making curry Curry powder. Oh, okay. It's like chili. I go dairy Yeah, like making dairy. It's Japanese. I like Jap. No, it's Indian. Oh you make Indian. Yeah curry Japanese took Indian curry from the English. I've never eaten the Japanese curry great. I love Japanese

Which is looks like a bunch of mud around right? I love Thai curry Thai curry is very the coconut curry is fantastic. I think that's my favorite one Yeah, the yellow the golden curry the yellow you're gonna get a little table So your boys you come over to get two bar stools and then I'm gonna get a breakfast table And then I'm gonna get I need to figure out how I'm gonna do the bedroom How's a silverware looking plates and cups? I just got plastic and paper right now, but I'm gonna get a breakfast table, and then I'm gonna get, I need to figure out how I'm gonna do the bedroom. How's silverware looking plates and cups and all that? I just got plastic and paper right now, but I'm gonna get some nice stuff. I think you should keep something from the past, you know?

Yeah, just keep using plastic and paper. Just stay with paper plates, yeah. You should put your hot plate on top of the stove. Yeah. That is so funny. Just put a bed pan on top of your toilet. Still walk, you go out to your window and you pour piss out every day. You chuck turds out of your toilet. You go out to your window and you pour piss out every day.

You chuck turds out of your window. There is a guy who smokes like two floors down from me and it drifts into my place. If I keep the window open, it kind of pisses me off. But it's hard to be annoyed by that as a former smoker. This is gonna be an explosive thing in two months from now. This guy who smokes blood. He'll get really upset by it.

Oh yeah, I could see that. He's gonna come in two months like, dude, fucking guy, you're fucking, I can't sleep anymore. Yeah, yeah. Also the building. It's ruining my fucking life, dude. The building also lights up.

Yeah. So next to one of John's windows, like there's lights at night. That's not that bad. It's never messed with me. No, but you mentioned it in a way where I was like, you're gonna mention it a lot. I don't know.

We're gonna be hearing about that light. We're gonna be hearing about that light. We're gonna be hearing about that light But you could you have blind you could put the blind no I well yeah I put the blinds down the blinds don't really do much But um yeah, no I had a thing I went to Target for went to my mom's yesterday and I was getting like I was like I'm gonna get some groceries and then I went in and I the manager I need to take a shit and I went to the manager and I was like, hey, where's the bathrooms at?

And then he goes, they're not usable, they're unavailable. Or he said, out of order, they're out of order. And I looked at him and my first thing, response to him was like, I don't believe you. And then he goes, no, they really are. And then I leave and then I come back. And then he, I'm like, cause he goes, there's a Starbucks on our street.

I go, okay, whatever. I go to Starbucks, that's locked. It's the 4th of July. You go, hey man, joke's on you, I have my own toilet. These are bragging about having a toilet. Bragging about having a home. But John's story in the apartment goes, you ever seen one of these guys before?

They're flexing on us. It's showing the Target employee. You ever see one in that apartment? I don't know man, I think I'm just becoming a cocksucker. Let me put y'all on game real quick. He's showing the Target employee pictures. Well, just pisses me off, I think I'm just, I don't know, I think think I'm just becoming a good game real quick. He's showing the target employee pictures Well, just pisses me. I think I'm just I don't know. I think I'm becoming a cocksucker Well, wait you went to the target on fig on figure 7

Target well, I don't not a crack city city targets or it's it's a it's a big mob decent target though What was the end of the story about how you know it and I went back in and then they almost called security on me because the Starbucks is fucking Oh back in and the guys like did I not go back to the bathrooms like fucking I'm gonna use the restroom and then the Fucking cocksuckers coming out of the restroom like I finished the conversation and then he was like oh I'm gonna go take a shit now after denying this guy shit. Just dunking on you And it's a it's a it's a big city target and a big city like Wendy's CVS to see anything in the middle city. It's not it's off-limits. I would say CBS probably the worst one Unless you feel like braving, you know

Downtown, yes, it's the biggest fucking nightmare. I go I cuz I have to go I don't have a car and that's where I live. So I go to all these places. Yeah downtown CBS There's fucking bullet holes in it a new one every time I want closed the CVS by my old place closed the city the Walgreens on 7th Street is closing because they all get looted They're all getting looted They all got looted by these fucking these YN's sassy Mexicans these YN's going in there looting blazes And then the whole place has to close a bunch of YNs going in there looting places and then the whole place has to close. A bunch of YNs broken. It is kind of funny.

The idea of your board though, just doing like errands on hard mode, like a video game. You know what I mean? Do you know what? No, I'm saying like going to CVS and downtown. Oh yeah, no that was- Shake it up a little bit.

Let's make CVS dangerous. During curfew, I was like, I want a Dr. Pepper. And I went out after curfew and my chick was with me. And I was like, you just stay here just, cause it's curfew and the man will go out. And I went out and curfew and my chick was with me and I was like you just stay here Just because it's curfew, you know the man will go out and I went out and there were like Thousands of men with like fucking scheme ass on walk around I was like thank God. Yeah, I'm in a hard bow These are like criminals. Yes, it's insane Yeah, you know what they changed the laws and everything like what it like in the election and we thought like things would get better

Because they made theft illegal and shit It's I went to a place that didn't have I think a CVS or something like that and the tooth all the stuff More stuff is behind bars. You have to press a button for everything for every single item. You have to press a button Yeah, so I'm like well. How did this help you guys know about the point of sales scam the writers are doing what so they go and they Break the witness for place they go and like steal a shit they want to steal. Then they find the like the POS whatever system. They find the thing.

They issue refunds for all of the transactions that they can. They issue the refund to their own account. So they're breaking in. Stealing money and stealing the object. Yeah. Damn. Isn't that a great scam? I didn't know that. That's they've been doing that all over a little Tokyo. It's really nice to hear.

I wish I had the balls to do it. Why? And it's also like, then they have to have an account, which is traceable. So then they must have. They don't care. They're the cash. They cashed out, closed it down. They must have opened it with a fake identity

and then they hopefully get away scot-free, but. Please do nothing. And well, I mean, that is legitimate fraud. That would be, be that would be jail. They're taking like 50k for these places That's insane. That sucks. Yeah. No that sucks for the fucking small businesses these are all small businesses Yeah, Japanese. There's no like big corporate business. Yeah, there's three Japanese people. They did nothing. They're not nice half of them are probably Yeah, they they have their own alligator Alcatraz. Yeah, they did. Yeah.

Uni, uni, uni Alcatraz. Yeah. So we called it right. Arcadia. Oh, the can. Fucking little. Arrogator. Dragon. Arrogator. Alcatraz. Is that real? It's a, they're literally,

I saw them collecting alligators the other day. What? I don't know what you're talking about. You know, Connor, you have a Mexican wife you don't know about alligator Alcatraz. I don't know. Well, they're building a big, they're building a place called alligator Alcatraz

to keep all of the deported criminals. And it's like, there's a mode's like while they process them and there's literally There's it's in the Everglades. Okay, so they're taking them to the Everglades. It's actually pretty this is it's pretty fucking insane It's like impossible. You can't escape on foot because you'll die It's like an app it's it's a level of a video game So yeah, you're in the Everglades and so so it's like, they're like, you could escape, but good luck with fucking the Anaconda. Oh, so it's like open borders?

Like there's, you can escape? No, no, I mean, there's a lot. There's still cells and things like that. Yeah, they're in cells and shit. Cages or whatever, but yeah, no, let's say that you like did a trick, you fucking, you know, distracted a guard, you did jump over a fence, it's like,

then you're dead though still Yeah, which is what I could try to suppose where it's like if you get out good luck swimming That's right There should be like a sentencing where there is a non boarded up prison in like the harshest elements of all time And you put people there and they escape and they survive when they win. That's a gulag. Yeah, you're done Yeah, that movie the way back that is what that was it was in like It was a Serbian. Yeah It was a communist. Is it based on a really the game?

It's not like they it's not like the minute they escaped the concentration camp people they were like No, no, you're good. Yeah, they would wait for them. No, no that was to make it to Mongolia. That was the whole point It's like that's what Connor is saying is like that was a place where you could leave if you wanted it wasn't that was to make it to Mongolia. That was the whole point. It's like that's what kind of is saying is like that was a place where you could leave if you wanted. It wasn't that hard to escape. Sure. But it was just like you're dead if you go. It's like it's such a hard thing to live. Right. I never understood. Yeah.

Like one on Alcatraz, I was like, why? Why they even bother building like cells? Well, because then it's just a really. I think if I was a guard, it'd be really funny every day. I watched like 30 people jump into the jump into the bay I believe them on lock and I'm just like don't even waste a bullet on him boss Just watch You gotta get you're gonna die. Well those four guys that escape I work at alligator Alcatraz. I would unlock their cells every night I go get at it get it

Go ahead me and Willie taking backs on who get the furthest Go ahead you little rems 13 motherfuckers You know I'm too afraid to visit a big city but if I, I'd kill you. You know, I've heard about you in the big cities wreaking havoc from my home in the middle of the country and I'm really afraid of people in big cities. I have a phobia of tall buildings. I don't even know how to order at Kat's Delicatation. It's the thought of it stares me. I'm intimidated by the menu of cats.

I'm intimidated by the menu of cats delicatation. All the while I'm a big tough guy. And I have lots of guns and an F-150. And the biggest concern in my life is the politics in Sacramento. I live in Montana. Motsubal soup makes me shiver in my boots every single day. I want even his Motsubal. I'm kind of want to try it but I'm scared.

Even the word, even the word bodega makes me shit my fucking pants. I live in Bozeman, Montana and all I do is concern myself with the politics of Echo Park. That's me Cummings, my favorite guy. He's the guy, the big tough guy with a big truck and he's got a bunch of dogs, he's got a great wife and kids and he's like He's terrified of visiting major cities. He really well, he doesn't talk about them I go but he's like I tell you so scared. So afraid like a fool or trying to order it because it isn't I to say it

He's like I don't want to like a fool, you know, you know Peter Santonello on YouTube He went to LA and it looked pretty shitty And that guy's a queer I'm a big tough guy, but I could never take a GoPro down to Skid Row It is very funny. They have legitimate fears of coming out here. You talk to somebody it's like it's it's creepy My uncle Brock Baxter Joey's friends from Rapid City genuinely afraid of this of LA bad dead, but we're all pussies to them we live here every

No Brock is Brock has it really bad and But bad dentist actually has even worse because he does a lot if he's gotten into rock climbing a lot And I was like, why don't you come climb? Oh, you know one of these we have you know there's more about your house yeah bar there's you know there's mountains around here you could climb bunch come climb down here you come visit and he literally goes like ah man I want to go down there all those like lips man he was like dead serious like we're like like psychopaths he was like scared of them all pussy but they consider them pussy yeahies but they're afraid to come here. But they're afraid of them. But they're pussies.

There's a legitimate phobia. My uncle used to call my house when I was like a kid. He lived in Oregon for like 30 years and he would ask my dad if the freeways were safe to drive on. And I'd be like, my dad would be like, what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you? You think it's like Mad Max down here where they're killing each other for gasoline? That's insane. I understand where some of them are coming from.

Listen, obviously, coastal cities have let a lot of stuff go to shit and shit's gotten a little worse, but it is nothing is funnier. It's not fucking Deadwood. Nothing is funnier to me than the big tough guys that are obsessed with major cities that they'll never go to. City guys are tougher. Guys that keep talking about Chicago.

They're like, yeah, I'll never visit. Meanwhile, they're literally, they have like a diaper on because they shit themselves with the thought of a 13 year old black kid with a gun. It's like, have you ever taken public transportation? Yeah. All I do is drive my F550 around the middle of nowhere. I'm really well versed around the middle of nowhere.

I'm really well versed in rattlesnakes. People get comfortable. But a Mexican scares the living shit out of me. Yeah, well I think that's two things. I feel like I've said this before, but when I was in Nashville, it's like you go to Broadway in Nashville, it's Times Square. It's a fucking nightmare.

It sucks ass. It's Austin Sixth Street. It's the same thing. The vibe's overwhelming. Everyone's fighting all the time. It's awful. It's big buildings. It's time square. It's a fucking nightmare. It sucks ass. It's Austin 6th Street. It's the same thing The vibe is overwhelming. Everyone's fighting all the time. It's awful. It's southern Vegas. It sucks ass, okay? You talk to anyone in Nashville like I could never be in LA It's just like what this is the worst part of LA and you think this is great And then I realized but then you look at their girlfriends and they're all like kind of hot Yeah, and they're all fat ugly pigs and it it's like, oh, you don't like these places because you can't get pussy.

I think the true, the true like, like superior man lives in the city. It's like they're afraid of liberals, but they're also, they know they're ugly in major cities. It's a pussy thing. They go to LA, they're ugly. They go to New York, they're ugly. They're terrified their girl's gonna go to LA

because she has way more upward mobility than he does. But she doesn't know. Yeah, she doesn't know. But he's, so he's gotten in her head too. He's like, like maybe the minute you You landed LAX a bunch of guys named Jose They're gonna sex traffic you baby, you gotta stay with me outside of the Hard Rock Cafe on this soulless strip in Nashville. They also own the Kid Rock Honky Tonk.

That's where we're supposed to be. Oh man. So yeah, they can also own like a landscaping business where they have like 15 clients and because of that, they have a 15,000 square foot house. So that is like the only legitimate argument for living in a shit place is that. Max Gaines in landscape better than them.

They're afraid to come out. They're like, I'm gonna get my shit wrecked by Jose. Jose's gonna fucking do what I do in an hour. Yeah, then the minor leagues. Yeah, they're on the D team. A guy living in San Antonio, he's like, have you heard about the new city councilman and Marina Del Rey?

He's letting it turn to shit? He sounds trans. It used to be a paradise that I've never visited, but it's turning to shit. They're just doing everything to DEA politics. The guys are really obsessed with Zoran. They're like, that mushy's gonna ruin a city I've never went to.

They should be celebrating Zoran. They should be so happy. They're like, finally a Muslim's gonna destroy it from the inside. Right, if they hate New York so much, why do they keep acting like they want it to be better if they hate it so much? And they get so mad when they move to their town, because're afraid because we're the right guy the guys in the red

Corvette that pull up and steal their watch exactly keep your California politics. Okay, whatever. We're my cousin Vinnie to them Yeah, those guys should have been watching 9-eleven like But instead they go, how dare them. They ruined a city that I call a Jewish hell. I just love it. It's such a funny thing as times gone on. It's become more and more prevalent that term. Keiho has a whole different meaning to me. He's all over Twitter, that guy.

All these guys have their own shows. It's just, it would be the show if it was just me. No one else was here and it's just me and I'm just like, I'm just a bearded faggot. And I'm just ranting and raving every day about cities that I'm terrified to go to. And I live in the hills of Nashville or whatever the fuck, my life's great.

Just constantly concerning myself. I'm like, they're just really angry that they're like, big booty Latinas will never fuck me. They're also always obsessed with the water quality in cities, because I got my own well. My god, these cities, they well, where I'll never go, they've got minerals that I don't like, they got. Meanwhile, New York literally has the cleanest tap water water and like the entire you know twin pines urine is

Not bad, I even heard elisa's isn't even bad. That's great. It's not great, but I heard it wasn't even bad I heard it's pretty good. Yeah, it's good. It is good. I think LA's tap water Yeah, well the water could be good. It doesn't really have to do it. It's a pipe. It's the building Yeah, the building, you're set. I wouldn't drink my tap water. I mean, these pipes, this is one of the oldest neighborhoods in LA, but not. Isn't well water horrific sometimes?

No, no, actually. Like, poisoned. Oh, no, if you do it wrong. Fungus or algae or whatever the fuck. If it's connected to a fresh spring, it's gonna be hard. Right, that's the best water you can get actually. But now it's just like, they're so proud of their wells. I can't drink my well water now. They're so proud of their wells. I can't drink my well water now.

They're so proud of their wells. Yeah, because they could throw their sister in it once she gets pregnant with their baby. They're like, I got my well water is all fucked up now because my sister's rotting corpses in there and the baby. Brother, I don't have to drink your big city fucking fluoride water. I got a well, it's super safe.

I've only lost four kids in it. Do you have a water supply that people occasionally get lost in and drown, dumbass? The fuck is Fogo the child? Sounds scary. The meat comes with a big knife. Where you go is a violent steakhouse. All right, let's look into alligator alcatraz

because I was just hearing about this yesterday and my Trump family. Oh, you acted like I've been living under a rock. No, this was pretty big. I didn't know about it. It actually, I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. Yeah, okay. That's all, but I don't really know what it technically is.

I know it's a migrant center. Also, is it called Alligator? Yeah, it's literally called Alligator. Trump said that. And I think I might've been lying, but this might've been a, the video might've been a lie, but it was a video of them collecting an alligator

and pulling it up. And the tweet was like, "'And first pick,' and the alligator out the Trest draft is this out." And the alligator is just like it's just being like airlifted it was really funny i kind of hope it's real i hope they're collecting the like it's like the expense of conair i hope they're collecting the most violent alligators throughout the nation

it's the expendable for alligator alchohats. We're getting the gang back together. But I was like, I asked my uncle who's, you know, he's a Trump-er, but he's like a reasonable guy. And I was like, is it like this concentration camp? Like they're saying, he's like, no, it's literally for, he said it's only people that have like raped. It's migrants that have a record of like insane crimes sure so they're keeping them there In a prison basically as they as they process them to see what they're going to send them back to

What they're gonna charge them with this bitch like the like 18 year old Edward getting his arm ripped off by now He was holding up traffic on the sunset a week ago. But yeah, then also, yeah, they're really going after people. Like my cousin works at, I won't say his name, my cousin works at Cheesecake Factory, and he said a guy, he's never met him, but some guy that works there recently got deported. Get to cover his shift because one of his coworkers

got deported. Yeah, yeah. But because one of his coworkers got deported. Deported, yeah. Yeah. But he had like a DUI in his resume. So they're literally, it sounds like they're really, really going after any single illegal that has ever had any record. A DUI is not fair, that sucks.

Well they'll let you into Canada with a DUI. But they're looking for the loophole of like, but you're already illegal, you can't commit a single fucking crime. 3000 to pay. I says that's what they say, yeah, that's why they're doing, they're sorting for the loophole of like you're already illegal you can't commit a single fucking crime Isis that's what that's so yeah, that's why they're doing they're sorting it by like okay. There's a lot of illegals Where do we start they're going like okay? J-walking ticket actually yeah, they're going like if you even have a traffic ticket You didn't pay the field if you have a speeding ticket. He never paid it. We're taking you that's crazy

Yeah, I don't know. I mean it's like How long have they been here for Well all different times some of them have been here for decades you can immediately start applying for citizenship. It's expensive and hard They make no money Okay, but it is a crime to be here Okay, but it is a crime to be here but they might take on it was if you are if you have a Fairly clean record like it like I'll forgive the do eyes and stuff like that grandfather men Yeah, grandfather man if you if you've never done like an egregious crime, and if you've been paying taxes your grandfather that would be my sister Yeah, that's what that was I've already said that it's the goddamn it. You're good

I would if the the taxes thing but but that's the bill the goddamn it you're gonna get your good taxes thing, but- That's the bill, the god damn it you're good bill. The god damn it you're good bill. But at the end of the day, like it is, there is a, we're gonna meet an impasse here where it's like, you say that, but we are ignoring, you're like, yeah, but they've been paying. It's like, well, but we had a rule and they didn't abide by the rule for year after year

after year. If you wanna come in- They should at least have a history of even trying to apply. Yeah. Should they not? John, is this crazy? Am I racist or something? I've met some people that are immigrants here.

I'm like, oh, you're just fucking lazy. I would get kicked out of. You haven't tried. I would get kicked out of England after 90 days if I wasn't showing that I was like either trying to apply for citizenship or get a job there and get a work visa or whatever. You know, there has to be some rules

because like because of taxes and all that shit, society just wouldn't work. Honestly, the problem is that the Trump administration are just being callous and cruel and loud about it because they're trying to show the world like don't fucking come here. Like they're trying to put up a big show. When Obama was deporting people like hotcakes. Yeah

Constantly I did the thing that's insulting about this is like you see videos of like a guy who works at taco stand getting arrested You know the cops walked by a homeless guy covered his own shit and blood screaming the n-word Yeah, and like waving a metal pipe at people. Yeah, they didn't do it. Excuse me, sir I have to go arrest this criminal. And you're like, Jesus, do something about that. Well, unfortunately, I feel like these people are being made an example of. It's to show the world we're not gonna abide

by this globalist agenda, kind of. And we aren't, it's not just like if you stepped over the line and no one saw, you're in. No. Trump is, Trump is like. I think we need Ellis Island back. It's not just like if you got, if you stepped over the line and no one saw you're in. You know? We kind of need, I think we need Ellis Island back. I think we should have, I think these guys should be showing up on boats like, like the, you know,

and they get off and their Mexican guys should be sitting in cells. You can take two on that. Let me do it again, hold on. Because my steamboat didn't really work on the first one. How do you do a steamboat? Brrrr. Brrrr.

Brrrr. Brrrr. And they should show up, and it should be like the godfather scene when he's like his little legs are. He's quarantined, but the guy is just singing mariachi music. He allows you. And they design their name, and then they're in. Yeah.

I just think we need to know who they are and where they're from and what they've done before they can be allowed in, but it should allow me. But yeah, let's look into this algorithm. I don't mean to sound cow, so I'm just trying to look at it from every side and I'm like, all right, but like, I do keep hearing the liberal side go like,

yeah, but they fucking, it's like they're fucking, I'm like, right. Well, I think it would have an incredibly negative impact to the LA's economy if you get- Oh, I know, I know it's like, it's so far off. They also want to cripple the LA economy on purpose. Yeah. So it's kind of this weird,

like they're pitting themselves against each other. I'm gonna be honestly like when a Republican presence here, we haven't had a war hunger Republican presence since George Bush Jr., right? That guy should be in, and I will tell you right now, that guy should be in prison. That guy should not be allowed to be out but like the thing is is like I feel like when Obama but Obama's as war hungry and the thing is is like

But like open borders is so much more damaging than just being like, okay We want what we want a strength strict make abortion stricter or like loosen up gun rights a little bit like I like Joe Biden Devastated that open border thing was fucking nuts. That is the thing. They're over-correcting a guy that was insanely lazy and mismanaged. You see that video of Putin in the middle of a talk, like a conference,

literally telling the conference, I have to leave right now, I can't leave Donald Trump waiting. And then getting up in the middle of a talk with like three other people Putin He's got people shaking in their boots Damn, yeah, okay, so damn damn Deep in the Florida Everglades tonight President Trump says this massive Episode Bill Barrow's is an alligator. You try to escape this and you run in there you immediately

Get killed by the biggest anaconda on earth. It's the python from Python. It's like it's like a 300 foot python alligators It's actually it's pretty it's pretty sick Devin just becoming a fashion Bad way I meant like it's pretty Devin just becoming a fashion Sick in a bad way. I meant like it's pretty You're sick to your stomach. That's what I meant. It's pretty sick. It does look like Coachella a little bit Devon's like this really kicks ass. I mean it sucks ass Connor if we could find out for sure that this is all

Criminal Oh for sure criminals then I'm like this is sick yeah that is fun murders and rapists if it's if it's all but I have a bad feeling it's definitely not that owned a Gus's lunchbox yeah or just work to angels to you on it's not goes down the street from there was a guy who came in the other day who had a shirt on he's black dude those like a foreign rain he had a shirt on for like his buddy you got deported and it was like a picture of this like black Marine and like the Gulf War sitting there and it was and I was like that's a really sick Shirt is like free him from ice. It was like a really like bootleg like airbrush shirt But I'm like I'm like there and I was like, where's he from? And he was like sure in a dad and I was like I want to be like what he do after he got back from the war

Like what why this guy get the board it doesn't trended I doubt this guy was just hitting home runs at the park. Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Built in just eight days, has an unusual. By the way, did you guys see that video of the woman in Glendale?

Cause they've been in Glendale. I did, that was good. We should watch that after. Stating Armenians? No dude, this is crazy video. So this woman is running from ice and they're chasing her and the minute she gets onto her lawn, they all stop.

And she's like. Cause they need a warrant to get. Cause they need a warrant to get onto her property. So it's like watching like footage of like a, like in a serious man when he keeps, the kid keeps running home after the bully and he gets to the door and the bully's like, all right fuck

Yeah, that's crazy. That's so creepy Yeah, like safe yeah exactly Will deterrent to prevent any escapes Tangent of Glendale is funny that this was happening to Armenians No one flinch not all available like huh sucks Yeah, I'd be like seems like it's safe to drive in Glendale now. Glendale needs to be depopulated. Maybe my insurance will go down, actually.

Glendale isn't built to hold that amount of traffic. I wonder how many are, I would love to know the stats, because here's the thing, here's how the Trump administration makes it a little less, like, racist to people, or whatever, if we start finding out, like, oh, they're taking Armenians too, or they're taking- Armenians aren't white. No, I-

No, I'm saying that, no, I don't consider them white. No, I'm saying- They are white, but I don't consider them white. I'm saying right now, the face of this is, they're just taking Mexicans. Yeah, that's the majority. Or Latinos. But like, are we finding out, like, are they taking-

Irish people. Are there- The numbers come back to 90%. Are there Armenian, there's a million like, Armenian, I knew a million Armenian Grandfathers and grandmothers of my friends that like lived in the house and in Glendale made they weren't they weren't legal citizens Are they taking them are they sending them back to version? I doubt it. I don't think they are maybe maybe it's not as flash. Not as flashy

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But if I did find out that they were taking Armenians, I would... You know, who knows? Maybe the americana could be a lot nicer i like this he calls it alligator alcatraz it was a joke but the more i thought of it i was so pleased with my own riff i said put that put that in writing. It cuts to a massive alligator. I was funny enough to make it the actual name, I thought. He's the funniest guy on earth. It cuts to a huge alligator.

It was supposed to be named after a former president, but I said, fuck it, that riff was so good. Make it alligator Alcatraz. Holy shit, what a unit that alligator is. Yeah, I think I'll swallow you. That is insane, that guy. Wow. Nearly visible outside, NBC News getting a first look inside.

The partnership with the state has been great. Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons telling us the goal is to keep detainees here no longer than two weeks, where they can appear before a judge and be deported from the camp's existing runway. How would you respond to critics who think that this is not where immigrants should be housed? Well what I would say is that obviously individuals that wanna- That's a concentration camp. Yeah, that's a straight up concentration camp. But I need, it is, but I need to find out

if it's just anybody caught by ICE or if it's the criminals and the rapists and that stuff. Which I- Well, so then they don't make a differentiation, okay? These people are literally like, well, the way we talk about the Togastan guy and the way you're like, well, should try these people like well they came here legally They need to be an alligator Alcatraz to see a judge and then they'd be a flow

I thought alligator Alcatraz was simply for like Actual crime. It's not a criminal record. It's not gonna be The wool pulled over his eyes or he's willfully Everyone's it's in what, Florida? Where is this? Everlades. So yeah, this is why they're flying people back to South America from here.

It's everyone. It's also like, how do you find out somebody is like guilty of a violent crime? Wouldn't they be in jail in their own country? Oh no, because under bad and, but no, but like the last, for a while, there's been this thing where people where people have been a cut They have a criminal record and they're released because of some other no

I know but no one's getting the release of they're a murderer like a fucking that's the whole country. Yeah Yeah, no, they're finding out no But a lot of them they're looking into where they commit did they commit a crime in their country and then come to America to a see a bit Come here to enjoy the American dream. Should think about returning on their own. You know, it's like Lake and Riley, you know, Connor? And I know you don't have much respect for her. Wow.

What was that? But, you know, we're trying to stop a lot of Lake and Riley attacks, you know? Gotcha. Because she had potential. I know you didn't see it. All right. You never really saw her potential, did you?

You never saw her potential, but I saw, you know, couple lip fillers, maybe. That's horrible. You know, couple lip fillers, some face lifts, she could be on Love Island. Exactly. By the way, I can't find Love Island on Netflix. I was looking it up the other day.

It's on Peacock. Oh. It's an NBC show. Oh. On the flip side though. How is that taking over the world the world people are on peacock? Yeah, what the fuck? It might be somewhere else too, but we watch on people I thought I was on Netflix on the flip side like what do they expect from this place? They want to be like a craftsman style home that these people stay in

Should be like jars full of like like vinegar peppers everywhere That's nuts full of like vinegar peppers everywhere and wine. Yeah, for both. Yeah. That's nuts. Sandalwood floors. They got blankets and pillows. It looks fine to me. Yeah. I'd live there.

I'd live there in a heartbeat. John would live there. Yeah, I'd drive there. I'm a dude so fucking sick. I got like 1,900 beds. So fucking cool, dude. Like 600 bathrooms. So many fucking bathrooms.

I just leave my bad every different night I Get this new so they're not 20,000 square feet so fucking sick, dude You act like it's all yours. I Got somebody fucking all gators dude. It's so sick. Yeah, like armed guards. It's so fucking An immigrant gets there goes this is all for me dude sick, they like make me eat like three times a day. It's like a built-in alarm clock. They wake up at 6 AM every day, dude. It's fucking sick.

Three hops and a cot, dude. And out of the tank, saying, right. President Trump was elected pledging to deport the record number of migrants who crossed into the US under President Biden. I ran on the issue of illegals and we have to get them out. According to data reviewed by NBC News, almost half of those currently in ICE custody

have neither been convicted of nor charged with a crime. Is the administration still going after the worst of the worst? We are. The administration stresses the priority is violent criminals. Can you rewind that for a second? Right after that the guy goes, we are,

but it doesn't seem to be. We are, but who cares, man? Very legally, it's breaking the law. Through the course of another law enforcement investigation, we do come across people that are just hairy legally. We will no longer turn a blind eye to that. Donald Trump has got to go! Still, environmental groups are suing.

Get the hell out of our Everglades! All Trump supporters are cheering this detention center. I think it's great, get the a**holes out of here. The Department of Homeland Security says this center will be... What did he say? Get the a**holes out of here. Okay. They bleeped the legals, which was interesting. I thought he said assholes. Oh, assholes? Okay. By FEMA funds, the Biden administration previously used to house migrants including New York

citizens. Oh, you came here for a better life because you're from a third world country? You're an asshole. Oh, your family was killed by malicious, so you came here for a better life? You're a fucking prick, dude. Saved your kid from a local war? Fuck you, asshole. Oh, you supported 19 relatives in your home country based off a minimum wage here? Suck me off you dick!

Digimon Hanzo from Blood Dive and he's holding his kid at the end of this like huge journey Get a load of this asshole! Fucking prick! In the 40% capacity, so the president says this center could be a blueprint for other states. Ooh, this is just the beginning. Yeah, they're gonna set up... Oh, you escaped being a child soldier? That's rich, buddy! I do want to get you out of to just lie that we have now coming What a polygic piece of shit what happened to your eye oh they poured acid on it pulled it out

You're a dickhead. You're a dickhead, dude. Where are your arms, Tolu? Probably lost them being a dick. He lost them. He threw the landmine? Oh, you lost your hands in Sierra Leone? You're a piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. The trash as we watch you, this is breaking news earlier when we learned the first group of. Imagine like getting like contract, imagine being like, like a Mexican guy. That's like, you're like an, you work for an amazing like construction company and you're like one amazing you work for an amazing like construction company And you're like one of the top dogs and they go we think we have a big job

Building an alligator feeding center for like your people oh God there's one guy that's like his dream job though. Oh, yeah, go there That is the that's the the thing about at least no actually it's all I mean we always the running jokes We say it about Latinos like Latinos are very easily like no, it's not me They're illegal get him out of here like my cousin or whatever, but it's is we say it about Latinos. Like Latinos are very easily like, no, that's not me, they're illegal, get them out of here, like my cousin or whatever. But it's pretty much, it's a mindset of most immigrants. If they attach themselves to the mindset of being an American, they start very quickly being like,

I did it the right way, and they didn't, so. Has arrived at a new detention center deep in the Florida Everglades that officials have dubbed Alligator Alcatraz. That is according to a spokesperson for Attorney General James Uthmeyer. You can actually see as they zoom in, there's a bit of flooding in that area right now. Press Secretary Thor Uthmeyer did say, quote, people are there, but did not provide further details on the number of detainees or when they got there

Quote next stop back to where they came from that's opposed from That's like it's it's like you see pull off on the side of the road in route 66 and you buy like a fridge like a Fridge magnet this is next stop back where you came from It sounds so cutesy at Americana Wow like a fridge magnet. This is next stop back where you came from. It sounds so cutesy in Americana. Yeah. Wow. Damn.

What happened to you, motherfucker? You get those burns being a douche. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I know, it's killing me too. I'm like so distracted for the whole video Holding your mom's head in your hand Fucking piece of shit. Let me guess a mind collapse and killed your whole family. You're real piece of work You're a real piece of work, man. You know, Lady Liberty's got a few things to say about you. I hate that my go-to voice is always like that Southern. Because it's just a guy. It's the whistling Southern guy. It just makes it sound funnier to me for some reason.

Because there's a guy in Newport Beach that's thinking the same thing. They're fucking assholes, dude. Oh yeah, definitely. That's not as fun, no? They're a fucking prick. Just not funny. They're fucking pricks. It's not funny to riff.

No, yeah, the Billabong guy. The Orange County Republican. I love the Orange County Republican. It's like, dude, I just fucking hate beaters. You're like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Press they have been sending in those requests all throughout the day here the facility at an airport used for training will have an initial capacity of about 3,000 detainees the center was built in eight Yeah, they're building a mass I thought there would have been like 30,000 or something like if we're actually getting if it's like a huge thing

I'm still building No getting if it's like a huge thing. They're still building. 3,000's not many. No. This one features more than 200 security cameras and more than 28,000 feet of barbed wire and 400 security personnel. You can see they are hauling. 2,000 hungry alligators. The truck is being driven by an alligator.

You do this to the alligator. Ha ha ha. What are you? You do this to the alligator The cartel chopped your mom's head off with a butter knife? Get bent, asshole. Get bent. Get bent. What do you think the one they're gonna set up in LA is? They're just like, they set it up in like the middle of Compton.

They're like, there's black people everywhere, Jose. What are you gonna do? We're calling it Crip Alcatraz. It's Crip Alcatraz. Just black Alcatraz. It's Crip Alcatraz. Just black Alcatraz. Trump should reopen. This is just a good idea for him. I don't like this, but for it's a good Republican kind of move.

Reopen one of the Japanese determine camps. Yeah, like the Santa Rita race track. Or the one in Tahonga. Use that, open it up, put Mexicans in it. I'd say, how interesting, that'd be great. It's like I just missed them. How interesting would it be if there was a reverse of this and it was like a takeover and the migrants took over and it's like a Planet of the Apes style takeover where we become the minority, they're Mexicans,

whatever, it's a good analogy for everything in life, the Planet of the Apes. It's not my fault that people are- It's your favorite. One to go to. Look away or whatever. Planet of the Apes style takeover, right? It's like citizens of America become the minority

and they take over and then they start putting, they start putting all these guys on Alcatraz and they're like, have fun, have fun. See if you escape, you go to San Francisco with your fucking head. All these guys, they're like swimming across, they're escaping in the night, like escape from Alcatraz and they get to San Francisco and they're like,

ah, ah, they're breaking into cars and doing fendal. They swim back to Alcatraz. I think this is Turner Diaries. I think this is the plot of Turner Diaries. What is the plot of Turner Diaries? Minorities take over and kill all the whites and then the whites rise up against the blacks. They get a nuke and then they band together

and they plan a day called the Day of the Rope, which is when they all hang the minority. Was it the day of the pearl necklace? It's the pearl necklace. The day of the big ropes. But no, so they get a nuke. They bomb the White House, I think, and they kill.

So yeah, they make a militia and they kill. I can't remember the... Because I read the Wikipedia. And Jews. Oh, they killed Jews. Yeah, as well. So once again, this is a Planet of the Apes analogy. Militia and they kill I can't really because I read the Wikipedia and Jews They killed Jews. Yeah as well. So once again, this is a Planet of the Apes analogy Yeah, they're always it's always Planet of the Apes. David might have actually nailed it It's the greatest analogy for anything is Planet of the Apes the takeover. Yeah Whitman in there as there's something of a great book. Maybe I should read it. This alligator is a great I read the Wikipedia is a little fascinating just to read the plot of Wikipedia

And it's just like whoa, this is I can't believe this was published and actually sold It's like the most insanely racist thing. Oh, yeah But it was like a pretty popular book. Remember the the the creators of Game of Thrones the TV show They got a show greenlit HBO and they got canceled because there was such a public outcry about it But as a whole show based off slavery never ended, especially this huge, big new show, HBO budget and everyone's like, guys, I think. Yeah, they can't do that. They can't do that.

Yeah, no, no, they cannot do that. Like, you know, it's a great idea. Slavery in 2025. In that area, you can see a bit of it in the distance, but they are still working to set up some of those final touches. You can see the alligators are still learning how to drive. The attorney general detainees have already arrived there. Immigrants who are arrested by Florida law enforcement officers under the federal

government's 287G program will be taken to that facility that is according to an official in President Trump's administration. The program is led by immigration and customs and- Alligator gets out with a construction hat on, holding the 62 ounce Dr. Pepper and a big bite. You go to a 7-Eleven at 6 a.m. it's full of alligators out front. Just eating Fritos.

It's so funny. They're smoking meth on their lunch break. Just an alligator smoking a Newport. An alligator at an NA meeting talking about his back. Their cat calling lets you to chicks walking back. Oh no, fuck you, your arms are too short, honey. It allows police officers to interrogate immigrants in their custody. Get it right, Reen, you're a news man.

You have one job. The facility is expected to be expanded in 500 bed increments until it has an estimated 5,000 beds. That is expected to take place at some point this month. But as you can see they are falling in. I just wonder what the menu there is gonna be like. Do you think they're gonna like give them Mexican food? It's gonna be standard. Gator pie and there's gonna be a lot of gator shit. I just hope one night. They're like

Oh, DeSantis visited it's And it's now getting that very intimate tour of this facility, Alligator Alcatraz, and he's looking now at where some of the T.N.Es will be housed. Kristi Noem is like willingly having like sex with all of them and then being like, they raped me! Yeah. I saw some pictures. Is that her?

That's Kristi Noem, yeah. She's South Dakota, right? Yeah. She is pretty hot for some beautiful woman Yeah, no, she I think a lot of work done. I think she got hotter from that. She did she got actually my whole life I like rare that's rare like we're criticizing her first like saying it looked bad. I actually thought she looked good Yeah, she does look good for all the work done. I also saw a picture where like her great-great like good for all the work done. I also saw a picture where like her great great like like grandmother or something like worked like at Auschwitz. Oh, of course.

And there's a picture of like the great-grandmother doing something like this and then they have to Chrissy doing the same like the same hand motion. She's pointing at the work will set you free. I don't know if it's real, it could be just some bullshit on Twitter. But it wouldn't be that crazy. Yeah, it's interesting though. Like they were just like, you know. The descendants of nancies. Yeah, it's interesting though Like they're just like, you know The descendants of nancy's. Yeah, look at her now John is like it's really not that uncommon What do you think about this power for good? Yeah, what do you think about this truly Johnny?

This I think they were they want to pour like a little million people or something crazy. I don't know I'm gonna get no love. I think he said three million three million three million Every couple months or something. It's that's a crazy endeavor. That's a lot of work. They're doomed. They're building on infrastructure We're watching it. I mean, that's it might 3000 a day how many did Obama deport? Cuz I know Obama was insane with it. I'm almost all about the board. Obama was sick with it I'm almost all about the board. Obama was sick with it

He did he was just see mama was like ten toes down with that shit over three over three million three million people were Deported under Obama. Yeah, how many does how many? people Does Trump? How many were under Biden That's a report. There you go. How many were under Biden? 15 million people for removal. Holy shit. Wow. How many? That's the goal. Biden let in tons of like 11 million. He's going to get rid of a bunch It's gonna be a lot of empty space now

I a lot harder. I've also seen tik tok for being like, um, they'll they'll Los Angeles, and they're like, look how empty it is. It's never been like this. It's super empty now. But it's been like that because of the Olympics. It's been like that because of the Olympics. ISIS taking credit for the Olympics. Nobody went back to work in office. Yeah, it's been like that for a while.

Yeah, it's kind of nice. I did go to El Vera Street like last week, it was sadly so empty. Yeah, half those places have been closed for years though. Like all the stands. It's because the Trump administration's being really loud and like showing- Wait, what was the answer for Biden? 4.4 million, tons.

But he let in like 10 million, I think. Yeah, but he let in tons. Okay. Yeah. So realistically, Trump's not really doing that much. It's just really loud. Just four times more. No. Well, it hasn't happened yet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just started. But he's just kidding, sorry. Yeah, but that, so yeah, still a lot more. I have a feeling he's gonna pour it a lot more. No. Well, it hasn't happened. Yeah. They're just started. It's just kidding. Sorry. Yeah, but that so yeah, still a lot more. I have feelings in the port a lot more. Sleeping. Um, and you know, you could see he's very paying very close attention to what the officials surrounding him are sharing with him. And again, you know, I think that this truly does speak to What we may see more of if other states start to know kind of gives me Care read by they're gonna do it in South Dakota They're gonna what I think we're gonna do in South Dakota. They're gonna have all these fucking places

They want these people from it's gonna be crazy. They're gonna be in shitty little places like why would they take them to South Dakota? Francisco or something it just I feel like they're not They're gonna keep them closer to Central like what maybe South America We can fight Panama like three hours so it's gonna is not gonna let them in five hours Of course, you know would not do that. You can fly to Panama in three hours probably. Yeah Such America super accessible. Yeah, I mean, yeah far away from us. No, it's not that far, no. Central America's super accessible. Yeah, I mean, yeah. We invaded Panama.

Yeah, yeah. Hey. By the way, Trump called this guy a faggot for like years on end. He's just wandering around with him. The Santas. Oh, this is crazy. Santa's such a cop.

He's such a bitch. And he was wearing platform like heel boots. He was. He was wearing heels. I thought that was Rubio. No. Uh-huh. They don't even mic him.

They're like, you're a fag. We don't mic fags here. Just yell, fag. Yell, faggot. Give him a Fisher Price mic. Let the faggot yell. Use your diaphragm. Use your diaphragm, queer.

Oh, God. Yell faggot! Give him a Fisher Price mic. Let the faggot yell. Use your diaphragm. Use your diaphragm, queer. Oh, God. Use your knees. Put your back into it, fag. Project, you cocksucker. Only three mics, homo. Speak from the belly. Kristi Noem, though. God damn.

Come on, she's hot. She's... I could love to come on her face. I'd love to come on her face. He's got a Golf of America come on. She's hot. She's I could love to come on her face. Love the column. He's got a gulf of America sure The hats need to stop No, you the hats don't stop he's the he's the he's a state he's a he's he owns a steakhouse and that steakhouse is America Yeah, he's he's a guy that he's he's literally he's a he's a vague it He's ace Rothstein. He owns a casino and that casino is America This one he walks out every day like with his casino hat on, you know

I might have fake news on this but I saw alligator Alcatraz merch I don't know. So there is more look at I don't know if it was fan made or if they're actually It doesn't matter merches merch. Oh, they have it. It does exist. I've seen it I'm sure ready sick. There's a big crock on it Great logo. Oh My god, it's got the fucking bloodsport font. Yeah Imagine imagine wearing this around those are the claw marks that are gonna be on Edwards back wearing this around. Those are the claw marks that are gonna be on Edwards back.

Jesus Christ. Oh, it's the official GOP website, it's real. Yeah, that rocks. Oh my God. Go to the official GOP website, see what kind of merch they got going on. Should we buy one alive? No.

Connor, shut up. What are you gonna, GOP website? Go to GOP website, shopping. Let's see what they got here. Hey guys, let's go shopping. It's official GOP store. Hell yeah. Voter, let's go shopping. Official GOP store. Hell yeah. Voter.

Not made in China. Not made in China. Why is it a hard R, voter? I don't know why it's a hard R. It's the exact same thing. For Republicans. Yeah, yeah. Best sellers, let's see.

American made. Oh, not your breakfast tacos. Not your breakfast taco, that's weird. Oh, that's for Mexicans who are Republicans cuz Nancy Pelosi then she say Says some weird shit about breakfast Joe Biden and she says I don't know Yeah, there's not much crazy stuff here. Let's shop all Oh, they got a big foam sort by new sort by new and so we could get the Gator stuff. Oh It is new already. It's all new. Oh, yeah, date. No, let's see

I Cry less than a Democrat for your baby. That's for your baby It's a onesie for your baby or sir for sense or for a baby you that you have sex with For a baby or your girlfriend who is a baby, Yeah. Yeah, it's just make America grill again Cock suckers freedom isn't free. I mean they're literally it's like it's like a South Park website freedom isn't free For folks like you and me D&C merch probably isn't much better. It's probably worse It's like a bunch of children with their cocks ripped off.

It's a ball gag for infants. Yeah, exactly. It's a Kim Super Toddlers. The Trina Crumb you can buy for $600,000. It's wayfair lockers and shit. Let's see. USA Democrats say USA Democrats USA Democrats, it's that's all the same and they saw the ass terrible merch Wow

Not really get it going DNC is at least it's not embarrassing. It's just USA though. It's not like embarrassing, you know, let's see Definitely left behind dry here. Well, I guess we could do BJ pin. I'd like to see a lot of me. It's been a while What are we at time wise also? 37 minutes you guys takes a piss. I don't even think about what time it is because I just like doing this while just wondering how Weirdly time that piss was it was an old true true true I think you really had to go BJ Penn well BJ Penn's a rat been arrested. I think for like a second time. Yeah, the rest is a hundred times Yeah, but I think he's uh Let's just look up what's gone guys highlights look what's going on BJ Penn BJ Penn news

BJ Penn is and this is oh, it's like court. Yes, okay. Hell fucking yeah, how long this right here? Yeah. Oh, there we go And then they legend BJ Penn makes a stunning confession in a Hilo courtroom on what led to a fucking hot-ass Oh my god Order a judge granted to protect his mother mahalani Richardson He wants to kill his mom latest developments. He thinks his mom is a doppelganger. Oh, does he really? He thinks his mom is a doppelganger. He posts videos on his Instagram where he like zooms in on his mom's ass.

He's like, here's how I could tell she's a skinwalker, you could tell, but that's not her ass because her ass is different. Him versus the Tesla Rogerator. Well Ash, this is just the latest in an ongoing legal drama where Penn is accused of a... What if him and the Tesla Rogerater teamed up in prison to escape? Holy shit. It's like Hobbs and Shaw. Yeah. God.

He's holding his mother and prosecutors want him to undergo a court ordered mental health exam. He needs to be 51-50. He should be in prison. It's going to be bad if he goes to prison. B.J. Penn. B.J. Penn. He's a-

I can't get access to my accounts. What do you do? He thinks his mom's a get access to my accounts What do you do? So what I think his mom's a doppelganger wants to kill her He thinks his mom's a replacement by the government is this new is this recent three reason yeah He has a restraining order against his own mother before judge Derry Admitted contacting his mother His mother has her straight in her head. No, no, his mom has her straight in her head. I sat next to her and I stole a sticker from her. And then you saw her eyes turn into reptilian eyes.

And then she blinks sideways like, what? But I watched him fight Rory McDonald, cage side, Joe Rogan gave us, my friends, the tickets. What a time. And I sat next to his mom and his sisters when he was brutalized he got fucking this is he got I saw him get the CTE that led to this because that was the worst beating of maybe ever in any fight I got one of the and to go on Hawaii court so funny information about any of the accounts she says she's gonna kick me out of the house or get me arrested we only had claimed he needed his bank information so he could fill out a form to be

represented by a free public defender come, I don't think he has control of it. How is he, I guess his mom hopefully has... How's that cool, like, like it? He's got jujitsu gyms in Hawaii though, right? I'm pretty sure he does. Oh, maybe. Yeah, for sure. ...on the record, because the next thing the government is going to do is order that transcript and hold it against them and

It's a funny fake background to have TRO had been granted by a judge Dr. Penn allegedly assaulted his mother in the past You can be on my TSO room You guys just want to get me out of the house Yep, there we go This video of officers getting him out of bed to arrest him He's got a hard on him

While she claims the MMA legend and former candidate for governor that's the one that was that go back to that I wonder if he could see me so I was right in the crowd governor he claims his mother is an imposter first she claims the MMA legend you're right is that Dean that no oh yeah it is I think now you can't see me though. From an different angle you can see me. Damn. Yeah he's got a house. Beautiful. I bet his mom invested his money well because he's been so fucked up. It's like a David Carradine I think it's all incorrect I was better than anyone ever has in Hawaii. Everyone that's around him is insane.

It's like, BJ, draining my balls. We all see, we all live in that mansion in the back and we're all mentally ill. BJ's always trying to kill his mom in between sucking my pecker. BJ's blowing the trader when he goes, wait a second, this isn't the dick I always, you're a skin walker too! You're thicker than your cock, it was!

I wanna do a magazine dreams with BJ Penn. Yeah, that'd be great. Shutter Island with BJ Penn. Yeah. They're like, your mom. His best submit for the year was when he submits to my big white car. We never had any problems with him.

He did everything we asked him to do. He's just a good citizen. He's the worst fucking citizen. He's always smoking meth and punching people in the face. Attorneys say the school of legal issues and now arrests are not a surprise given Penn's social media rents. They're weird. They're strange. He's weird. Hey man, you're weird. They're weird, they're strange. He's weird. He's holding things about his mother's fear.

Hey man, you're weird. You're weird, man. He has this thought in his mind that someone's been down. Yeah, somebody's gotta be like, hey, BJ, your mom's like an 80 year old Chinese woman. You can't bite her ear off. And he's like, you know what I mean? He goes, that's what she wants you to think, man.

What did he say? Free your business. She's, I have hicc we do? He gets back at that house. She's, I have hiccups now. This is gonna haunt me. You have a lot of problems. Your back is out. You got a lot of problems. My balls hurt.

Your back came out trying to turn your couch into a bed the other night. Somehow you have your own place and you're still like slipping and sliding and breaking your neck all around town. I pour soap all over the ground How'd that happen Johnny? I show me it's the minute move So it's it's not like it's okay

So like there's things you know you have to lick using your knees and there's things that are light enough You're just like oh, I don't need care about how I'm lifting this up But like when I fuck my back it started when I lifted a chair right one. Yes You know Bad form on something I didn't think I need a fucking for that so you're not like your backs not strong right now But now it's it's transferred to my balls. So I'm angry. Yeah the paraform is balls hurt I know we had a lot of doctors out there that listen to the pod. Yeah, if you're one of them Please confirm that this is a piriformis nerve strain. Also Devin's shoulder needs to be diagnosed feeling

It's been I've been I've been not Exerting or doing anything. It's been getting gradually better good It's still I still I still feel it But I think I kept trying to lift a little bit I would lift in my living room like just like literally just do biceps Yeah, and I think it was just still kind of radiating down there. It was really annoying If I'm doing doing a hell of a lot better than old fucking sure Johnny and now marks bad hip and every and fucking Ben Ben is like what crawling around like a crab right now

Ben Ben is Ben is massively fucked up and it's open and horrible back six ribs out of place What the fuck diagnosed him with with insane scoliosis in his lower back I think the doctor went dude. You're being diagnosed with insane No, Ben's really fucked up. He's finally being able to see a doctor on Tuesday. Yeah, Ben's spine looks like a lawn chair It's fucking Ben has been an intense pain. I feel fucking horrible for him. It's the Jews hitting him with the Evelyn Ray forming his fucking spine. They're burning me! They're melting my spine!

The Jews, they're burning me! 412 finally paid him a little visit for all the Jew talk. All right, folks, great first step of jock week. God bless you all. Rock on, guys. Talk to you in a minute. Free, elegant, alcatraz.

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