Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Forming A Posse

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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If you do that to a woman, that's fine. Doing it to another man. I do it to women all the time. Tight reason. Absolutely. On the bus. I don't need to ride the bus. I just ride the bus to make women uncomfortable.

To man's spread. A man's spread on the bus on the subway. You man's spread at the bus stop. Yeah. I go to bus, yeah. And you go after you and then you never get on the bus to make women uncomfortable. To man spread. I man spread on the bus on the subway. You man spread at the bus stop. Yeah. I go to bus, yeah. And you go after you and then you never get on the bus. I sit on women's laps. I'm a balsa.

And I go, burp me mommy, burp me. After big meals I walk down to the bus stop and I sit on an old Mexican lady who's been working a 14 hour shift. And I go, burp me mamacita, burp me. Or I will report you. You try to suck good tits. Oh I'm gonna so like what is this new type of goddamn?

Misogyny they're making us burp them now They're calling it big baby, I'm a baby boy, you're not a baby By the way the baby goof con on the only on the vulnerable Kings tier and the page Jesus Christ. I'm a fan of the hate watch podcast. The baby goofs that you were doing, the people that picked up, I genuinely thought you had paid them to sound that way. That's a common thing on goof cons is people don't believe that they're real pranks.

They're like, oh yeah, right. You found somebody to play along no that those were real men that were agreeing to be babies and making baby sounds and for everybody who has been asking for John to participate in the goof cons which is a lot of the comments actually John joined in on that one it kind of took over and did some amazing Thank you, brothers So, patriotic That made me sick to my stomach, actually It's really weird because if I was an outside observer, I too would have been sick But because I was in the con all of a sudden, it was like, yeah, these people are fucking retards

They deserve everything they got I had no more You were deep in a character I was inside no empathy for them You felt no remorse? No, not really One guy was really I was winning

He was really quick to start doing baby noises when Joey told almost immediately He literally goes well, I've been practicing this actually, yeah the black dude who refused to do it rocked He was cool. That's not that's not me man. He was just interested. He was like, okay Because then John goes, you know Ashton Hall we thought out Ashton Hall started out as a baby Big influence and the guy goes you know Ashton Hall? We taught Ashton Hall started out as a baby. And that's how he became a big influence. And the guy goes, I know Ashton Hall. Okay. He goes, that's crazy.

He's like, interesting, interesting. Oh, and we should probably explain really fast. So what we did, I went to Craigslist and I said, we have this boot camp where we make you a baby again in order to build you back up to be a better man. So every- Behind every weak man is a weak baby. Yeah, and so everybody that responded

is the guys we were calling. So we got them to make baby sounds and one of the guys was like man I'm usually like cringing and very uncomfortable during these calls but for some reason when a black guy is on the phone it's like way more comfortable they're just cooler there yeah they're like yeah it's like yeah man you want I could be a. I guess I'm not gonna make baby sounds He was just like curious. He's like let me know I think he was just like so that's what white people are Yeah, he was doing like recon. Yeah, well that was a guy who's heard like you heard crying babies in the background He has baby mama. He might have so many babies hit in his eye

He's like he's like man I wouldn't have to take care of these fucking kids if I was a baby. So his wife or his girlfriend signed him up. No, no. She responded, yes, she did. Oh, really? She sent us a message from the Craigslist post being like, hey, I'd like to nominate like my boyfriend or husband, Jimmy. Here's his contact info.

Well, I remember one of them was that was the case. It wasn't the black dude. It was I remember one of them was that was the case There's the older guy the white guy He's a guy of cardiac issues. I can't do it. Yeah. Well, there's two of those guys. Yeah Okay, I'm pretty I'm like 80% bro. Your wife hates you. She does that. No, she's so sick of him. That's crazy Yeah, he's doing bong heads all day playing GTA on the couch It's like you need to be a baby again. You're a big baby that smokes bong. You gotta go back to be a baby Very it was very funny. Very funny. He also told him he'd given $12,000

That's the one thing where it's always like we're always like, Joey, how'd you get away with this man? And they're just, well, I promised them $50,000. Well, it's because- No, you gotta do anything if you offer them $1 million. Well, my first draft that I posted on Craigslist was just like, hey, we'll do this for you for free. Like, you don't even have to pay us. And then zero responses. Yeah, that's a sex thing. That's the first thing I'd think of, is like, this for you for free like we don't even have to pay us and then zero response Yeah, that's a sex thing

That's the first thing I think of is like be a baby for me and well for free and we'll do it for you And I tried to write it in a way where it's like hey that we're gonna give you guys the deal the century We're not even gonna charge you to baby you Zero responses so that I'm like alright well you, well you gotta offer him 12,000 bucks. And then boom, flooding in. And yeah, it's on the Vulnerable Kings tier. John knocked it out of the park. Thank you brother.

Logan had tears coming down his eyes. I was crying too. Connor was crying tears. It was like, no it was really funny. I was crying because I felt so bad for these guys. Yeah. It wasn't tears of joy. You're a lip cuck.

I was a lip cuck. It was devastating to me. I also, people who just go on Craigslist, I kind of blow up my mind. But it's still a thing. I've never just gone and cruised Craigslist. I'll do it occasionally for furniture and cars. Back in the day when it was the only website I knew about. How do you find, if I'm going on Craigslist,

I'm looking for something. Who are these people who are just perusing? Oh, there's a lot of the misconnections. I know, I know. So, does Miss Connections work? I saw you on the F train, there was cum dribbling down your leg. That's what the guy who raped that dude on the train in New York posted. I saw you in the staircase, I forgot my scripts.

I lost my ring when I was raping you. Did you squirt that out of your pussy. It was my wife's grandmother's Holocaust ring. So if I could please. Yeah, misconnections are weird. Let's actually look into that. No, I forgot about that. Let's respond to some misconnections actually.

So I've posted a lot on Craigslist for Goof Cons lately. And I've noticed that there is a whole cottageistry of people that are just browsing Craigslist. A lot of people have bots that respond to every Craigslist ad what the hell is need some lettuce. That's weed brother. Come on Dev. Come on Dev Devil's lettuce that is who the fuck is still selling weed. That's crazy. What is it? I found my Craigslist post. Looking for a TS gap filler. Transsexual gap filler. I've got a gap that needs to be filled. This gap was only filled once before a few times

with a T type S solution. And while it was done properly, it needs to be touched up. Polisher would be a huge plus. Is this about transsexuality? He's looking for trans top. Yes, exactly. Okay, I kinda know where that is. This is off the 210.

Yeah, that's crazy. Interesting. Let's just go find him and be like, what's wrong with you, man? This guy's just looking for his friend. Looking for my friend Oscar G. Hey buddy, you drive a delivery truck and used to take a break and stop at my place

during the day sometimes. That's another gay sex thing, I think. You came over a few times and you said you like hanging. I miss your visits. I tried sending you a message but the link expired. Hit me up, yeah? Locking out, holy fuck. Man, these people, these degenerates are all over. Lost touch with my weekday hot tub friend.

Every single one. It's a nice day to hang out in my very private back area with a pool and a hot tub. You remember hanging out? Get back in touch. It's so vague. It's open to anyone. Anyone could respond. Exactly. think the guy who was in the hot tub would instantly go like oh I know who that is I bet you the hot tub guy yeah dumped him sort of like enough you I don't think it's that real I think there was never a hot tub guy this guy's

just horny wants dudes to come over in his hot tub. Oh yeah, maybe, but they can't say that. Yeah. Man, these people are coded words. Looking for a light, usually looking at the bottom of the drawer. Man, I'm looking for my remote, for my amigo. That's weird. Grocery outlet, Highland Park.

I'm the tall guy, you asked about the oat milk, it was a few weeks ago. That's ice, that's obviously ice. I'm the tall guy, you asked about the Modellos and Queso Fresco. That's ice that's obviously I I'm the tall guy you asked about the Modellos and queso fresco do game of catch game of catch Lancaster ex ballplayer in my 50s looking for other like-minded athletes for a game of cat. Okay, I can Yeah, it's crazy picture needed short stick preferred holy Holy shit. That's a little cock. This connection should be illegal Soy baron busco dark on the Bocca. I don't know what any that means great. Oh soy bien discreet though They're right click

Translate, let's just see They have that what is that control click? Translate. Yeah, where's that? Wow, what a technology They have that? What is that? Control click. Translate? Yeah. What is that? Translate. Wow, what a technology. I'm very discreet, I'm looking for others to use my lips. I make it very tasty, I like to suck.

I have 53. I am 53. All right, hey. Wait, are you on Miss Connections right now? Yeah. Okay. Friday morning cardio, miss my female workout friend. Okay, that one interesting straight at least I don't even know how does he think chicks are gonna be like, oh that makes me horny

Fucking no, I don't know. I love this This is this is people that you know They think they had they think they looked across the gas station and like they found the love of their Life, but the person just drove off conserve gas station. You drive Subaru. Hi you drove away before I could say hi Yeah, this is like great. Hey go world. Hey you ran away as I was chasing you Okay knob polisher, that's the most that's the best code that I've seen so far Mrs.. Knob polisher that three from the bottom Where am I looking? We're. Mrs. Knobpolisher, got three from the bottom. Where am I looking?

Three from the bottom. Okay, got you. We need to do it, it's three from the bottom, yeah. In search of Ms. Knobpolisher. Looking for Ms. Knobpolisher for service arrangements, local, plus plus plus, open to rates. What is plus plus plus? I don't know HIV positive Yeah, these are fucking yeah, they're playing tag. You're it lost my latina friend in Venice

We had fun. We were both winners, but I've lost your contact older white male in great shape lost my 30-something latina So wonder what they were doing they were playing a video game. Hold on a second. There's gotta be a really good one They're all amazing. They've all been pretty great. Just one guy goes, I have your rape whistle, sorry. Sorry about that night. It was making a lot of noise, I had to take it from you. Planet Fitness Carson Town Center.

The moderators are not very strict on crisis. No, not at all, you can do anything. You're wearing a pink t-shirt on the treadmill, God, every time I look into those eyes, I crave you like you're the only woman in there. Wow. Hell yeah. We should go there and be like, are you? I'm looking for the pink shirt on the treadmill.

Or let's just wear like a pink shirt and giant fake tits. Well, that's Miss Connections. Anyway, interesting stuff. Creepy. Oh, Summer Tramp bathroom area. We hope pride. You smiled as we passed by and then ran back to come say hi, I complimented my clothing and we kissed. I forgot your name, didn't think to grab your number, but couldn't find you after I was done using the restroom.

See, if you post on this and then you actually find the person and you go, oh, you also went on Craigslist Misconnections? You're a freak. You're a psychopath. Yeah. I could jock it up to silliness post, you know, posting it. You actually found it. Yeah. Creep! They should remake the movie Serendipity, but it's about gay sex. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So what's going on in LA? These ICE raids today were crazy, holding up traffic. Yeah, it's wild. You know, I was trying to listen to fucking beautiful things by Benson Boone in the car, and it was really uncomfortable. But they were right next to a bunch of Mexicans screaming for their parents.

Hey, scream all you want. It's beautiful things in our town! We were literally next to the prison, and there were all these people protesting, and we were blasting beautiful things by Benson Boone. Not on purpose. It's Benson Boone! We were having our own joke in our car,

and I look over, I go, what the hell is all this ruckus? I thought the other day. You turned it way up and rolled your windows down. I didn't roll the windows down. That was on purpose. Well he was like just investigating the crowd. Listen to something.

We can all fucking relax for a second and enjoy the beauty of music. Were you with me when we saw that cartel concert outside the federal courthouse? Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. That's the craziest thing. Because that's a federal jail. That's where they put like hardcore dudes. They don't put them in county.

And across the street was like three low riders and an entire mariachi band they'd hooked up to play for somebody that was inside the prison. There was honestly the coolest thing I've ever seen. There was a guy there called like the butcher of Mitchell O'Conn playing a song. That was great. So is this where we were today?

No, no, no. No, this is someplace else. like this has been happening all day It's really they're going off. They're going off. There is a lack of fucking mangoes in the streets today. Oh, yeah Breaking news at this hour multiple simultaneous federal raids happening involving Homeland Security Leading to clashes in downtown LA's Jim and L live up in Sky Fox to tell us all about. Now they're doing completely unconstitutional shit, right? Where they are just grabbing people at the protest. I mean, like, show me your papers, basically.

I have no fucking idea. I don't think they're gonna let you. Here's the big catch point. I don't know if that's true. I just said that to try to make some other people that maybe think I'm being a little too crazy, like I sound a little liberal for a second. I think if they're picket tanks, it's balancing. Bouncing, bouncing, second. I think if they're taking tanks it's balancing. Bounce a bouncing action.

I don't care I have no moral compass. It's a delicate tender dance you gotta deal with this stuff. No it is horrible. They're taking out like cartel guys right? That has to be it. They're like tanks and shit. That's the front I believe. I don't think they're just going after ladies.

You're going the other way too far. I think they are going. Do you think there will be that many families out there? Like somebody in their family that wasn't a cartel member or a gang member is being... something happened and they're upset. Yeah, I'm sure... I don't know. I don't know. I got a certain reading the news. I don't know. I got to start reading the news because we go to John for all these issues and it ends up being... I think it's great that John's are Google. It is actually... It's awesome. I would have it no other way. It makes the

show so much funnier. No more... yeah. I hate real responses, reality. Anytime someone in the comments says something I said something wrong, I'm like shut up, queer. Yeah, it's so stupid. Faggot, shut up. What, you read more than me? You're like a lot of dumb ass. Shut up, dumb ass.

I don't think about anything I say. I give a fuck about you. A lot of people do listen to podcasts for the semantics. I don't think they even enjoy any of the humor or anything. They go, that's that was it was actually 1976 Oh these lib cucks too, you ever notice that? What's a lib cucks after me dude? I, by the way, polysci majors suck like this

I am sending one for you Come on, give me one Oh sorry I didn't notice that But no if any of these lib cucks that like to argue with you if they wanted to call in let's do a corner where we call in to argue with John. If you disagree with him, DM me and say, hi, I disagree with John on geopolitics or on his conservative stances on some of these things.

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...two locations, or actually three locations, that Skyvox has been over this afternoon. This one seems to be the most active. Now this is going to be in the downtown... Oh boy, look at them go! ...stays away from any of these... So they're bringing in... ...but in this case, it is crowd control is why they're here and what's going on moments before we went live There was a large crowd in front of this back to Mexico

That looks like the one that's in there in as to take a look They're really just tackling people they're tackling anybody some of their own FBI and other agents that are in that area There's a guy in a megaphone going tortoise dispersed. Disperse tortoise. That person taking it. They got a guy there. The crowd really started to gang up on those agents.

They brought them inside the store inside the public out getting into vehicles or lining up their shooting a lot. It's like it's rubber bullets. They potato guns. That's funny, they have hairspray, they're fucking launching the lotes. They're unhinging their jaw and catching them. ... multiple possible ice raids across SoCal. We've seen activity in the Westlake District and downtown.

It's funny, like even the news, no one knows what's going on. This lady just goes, multiple possible ICE raids. We're not really sure. They could just be disappearing people. Yeah. Who is at the desk? And Mark, we've seen agents from different departments. It feels like black journalism.

We have now heard from both Homeland Security Investigations, which is the Department of ICE, and now the FBI conducting operations. They appear to be related to immigration enforcement operations here in Southern California as I mentioned there was one that happened earlier in the way better than KTLA now in here is the outside of an apparel store ninth in town in the fashion district everyone down there are people that are passing by or

Activists that have come to show up and I mean listen if you don't want to get Thrown in a van and disappeared by this fucking fascist government right now. I would not be a Mexican guy at wearing a bootleg Lakers Jersey that just says Los Angeles With a number zero on the back gas station LA again I would not the most embarrassing place to get deported don't wear a Skeleton shirt where he's got a bandana over his mouth and doing a like you come on Yeah, you got to go down there dressed you got to you gotta go in white dress like a golfer Yeah, you look like you're on the PGA tour. Yeah, go to urban outfitters

Yeah, yeah, get a golf shirt stuff a pillow in there your Phil Mickelson Okay, none of your Morrissey shirts the Morrissey shirts are a dead giveaway kid. Yep. Yeah Test this operation that appears to be happening inside that Clothing store there. Oh, so they're taking out illegal workers from the clothing store. And we've even seen some professional photographers down there that appear to be shooting video. They must have tips.

Social media. All right, so they get like a tax report or something. Yeah. Or an anonymous tip. They can't just be going and randomly fucking checking green cards. Yeah, their tip is strip malls with cricket wireless in them.

They have the same convoy they took down to Juarez in Sicario, but they're going to the sweatshop in the factory district. Yeah, they're arresting anyone with a Google phone. Love that. It's a good bit. Sherlock Holmes. The all new Google pixel for Mexicans

We yeah, you can't get these you know, they're wearing Yeezy's but it's with a G it's with a J Videos that are now appearing online appear to show what are both agents of FBI and HSI Which is Homeland Security Investigations. Is there K-Marts anymore? Yeah, dude. There's still K-Mart? I've seen like one in like the last like five years. Yeah, Marshall's is taking over.

And you could genuinely just go to the one K-Mart in LA and probably get everybody. For sure. At this point, it's Q-U-E-Mart. Yeah, yup. Por-K-Mart. Por-K-Mart? Por-K-Mart? Where's the hat?

Por que, Mark? Right? No, I like that. That's a good one. I enjoyed that one. Look how many god. That's the same thing that the trees. That's so funny.

Hide that store. Now, this is video from a different operation. This one is in the Westlake District. Took place about two hours ago. This was at a Home Depot near Wilshire near Wilshire. Oh, what a surprise. Now imagine being an ice agent though. You're like, you're like at MacArthur park with your hands on your hips. You're like, now where could they be?

It's like the most obvious thing to do in LA. It's just out there. I mean, it looks like they're just going after normal dudes. Just throw a frigging rock. There's guys Spin the bottle There's Mexican guys like putting their hands in their pockets and like ducking away like they're in the French connection and MacArthur Park They're popping into Langer's I'm Jewish. Can I get some pickles? Yeah, I've been living here my whole life. I'm just a simple Jew. I told you a time that Russian neo-nazi came into my bar and he like, he kept, he had a swastika tattoo. He was from Kazakhstan, so he looked Chinese, but he had a swastika tattoo he was from Kazakhstan

So he looked Chinese, but he had a swastika on his chest And he kept accusing a Latino at the bar that he was a Jew he kept going up to me and be like is that a Jew? He goes a Jew and I go no that guy's just Mexican and the guy the Latino started getting genuinely angry at him being like fucking Jew Kazakhstan they're so Borat is like if you I think if we all were educated on Kazakhstanis before Borat, we'd laugh even harder, but they literally are like complete, I don't wanna say. They are Borati.

They're Borati. They're very Borati. They're a little Borati. We had that, Joey and I found out, we did that one call on Jock Week and we called the horse equestrian center and we were trying to ask about like, we were pretending like we wanted to have sex with a horse

and is there a horse available to have sex? And the lady goes like no, but we did get a Kazakh guy once trying to buy horse meat They're like Mongolians eight horses Agents federal agents with Black vests that say police and s HSI on them this black guy on the bike riding by like yeah Here now we have reached out HSI what I order from that yogurt land all the time doesn't want to MacArthur bark, right? Yes, any sort of information about this they sent us a statement saying to ensure

John you are you constantly at yogurt land in MacArthur It's melted by the time he gets It's great you get so much more yogurt. It's good Yeah, they charge you by the pound at the yogurt land But if you order off of Uber, they fill up all the way only charge you 12 bucks And rocks crazy to pay like $15 for yogurt. Yogurland is fucking. He's living in an office and spending massive on yogurt. He's like, yum yum yum yum yum yum. Roasted yogurt, like sitting Indian style on a cot in an office.

Dude, fucking toasted coconut. And the cookie, they put a lot of Oreos on it. Toasted coconut's awesome. Just farting your onion breakfast as you finish off the night. That's actually, you watched my onion dollar meal. Oh, I'm eating That's actually me watching Onion Dollar Memorial. Yep, that's me. You are disgusting man. Every new detail about you is harrowing.

You're like fucking slaps. Let me suck these fish bones dry and then have some yogurt land! His neighbor's banding on the wall with a bottle of Jim Beam. He goes, that's my crazy neighbor! My neighbor runs a law office. God, fuck. God. Personnel, they will not confirm or discuss the existence or status of any operations

until they say it's quote appropriate. So they say that they do take people into custody who commit crimes that are related to immigration enforcement. That may be what we are seeing here. It's unclear because again, they won't tell us exactly what that operation was, but you can see there that- It is scary right now.

It's like you go to a Dodger game, like what if they just lock the gates? It is the right? You would freak Dodger Stadium, they're just gonna turn it into a detour. Everyone's like, everyone's in chains in the stands. The Dodgers win the World Series. We all die happy. People are shouting like, yeah! Their hands behind their back. It's crazy. This is not right. They shoot a right at Te Oscar, you know, yeah on the field catch him live. This is Cuckoo they better these people better be gang members

Hsi agent driving away there with that car sensibly with the people they took into custody in the back seat if we can come back out to Skycow there is still an operation in downtown LA where the FBI is seen down there. I want you to take a look at this. We saw FBI agents in the back parking lot of ambiance. We did reach out to the FBI and they said we are assisting ICE and Homeland Security investigations in their operation here in downtown LA but we can't say anything else. You'll have to get that information again from ICE which also just why is the FBI because ICE doesn't have enough agents so yeah so ICE does not have enough agents it's so weird to go to the FBI though for that well there

are there it's the the normal rules don't apply this time around I mean isn't the head of the FBI a guy that used to run a podcast like a right-wing podcast ding-dong bongino or whatever Ding-dong mongino ding-dong mongoloid mongino, and then you got cash, but tell a cross-eyed Indian retard Rogan like fucking pretending like Epstein didn't kill himself, and he has no clue what's going on with He's got himself frozen pizzas and King of Curry. He's literally like cross-eyed. I haven't, I see him. He's got, well look at his official photo because his eyes are fucking huge too. He looks like he's taking this photo at gunpoint.

Oh wow. You gotta find that one. Oh my god. Oh my god Here cash Patel it looks like you're like, all right now smile. Yeah He's keeping one eye on the white woman and the other on the poop demon Who farted? Like we'll give you a jet if you could let him be if this cross-eyed brick and sit on the jury was out with him For me, I was like, hey, maybe he'll maybe he's a fine man let him be, if this cross-eyed prick could sit on the desk. The jury was out with him for me.

I was like, hey, maybe he's a fine man, and he deserves this. And then I saw him on Rogan today, when Rogan the news of the Elon Trump war started, and Rogan was signing out live on the show, and he's interviewing Cash Patel, and he's like, oh man, that's Batman. He goes, was Trump in it?

Why would he say that? Do you think he's in it? And Cash Patel goes, that's not my business. It's literally your business, you piece of shit. Well, no, I don't get why you're shocked. He's worse than me. I know, because he's an active member of the FBI. He can't. I'm just saying, Joey, they ran on the whole thing. Like, we're going to release it all. We're the fucking fuckers. They lie.

I know. Well, they need to be called liars now. He has to be diplomatic. When the liberals lie, I know, well they need to be called liars now. He has to be diplomatic. When the liberals lie, I go liberal, fag! This is the final straw. We can finally not call the FBI liars. And when the fucking, when the Republicans blatantly lie now, they're fucking losers too, fuck them. Well, he's not a politician, he's a-

Oh, I know, I know, yeah. He's a super cop. You know, he was a cricket champion champion or something and now he's running the whole country or something. It's curry cop. He's a fucking degree Watch the protest of and look at the protest of fighting and shit where LA labor leader detained by ice Yeah, that's the head of the SIEC. Our top story here at Five, those immigration raids across LA. Yeah, or something. Federal agents taking people into custody today at several locations in downtown. Dude, he went to school with his, her daughter, or her son.

Colleen, what's her, what's, yeah. Yeah, she was in my class. She looked a lot better then. What's her name? Uh, is Colleen Williams or whatever? Colleen Williams, yeah, yeah. Her son was my classmate. And everyone used to just make like, we're gonna fuck your mom, Joe. She was really hot. She used to be pretty.een Williams. Yeah, yeah, and her son was and everyone just makes like we're gonna fuck your mom Joe She used to be pretty good. I did. He looks still yeah, she's pretty

But she is pretty but she looks a little bit like she looks like a senior like that Yeah, she's yeah, she looks like a senior like a senior like Shepherd or something now She's like it what like a beautiful old dog, you know, oh probably she's got like hip dysplasia, but she's still throw that. She can't get up to take a shit. You got to pick her up. You got to go pick her up to go upstairs. She's got a harness, but she's

still a gorgeous lady. As the protesters came out to try and stop federal agents or at least slow them down, we have live coverage in place. We began with NBC 4's Amber Freish, who was at a press conference that just wrapped up. Amber?

They arrest her. Yeah. You didn't even see people put her in handcuffs. The people that we showed you earlier has grown to hundreds of people out here at this press conference that you mentioned. They have taken a street. In fact, they shut down Los Angeles Street here. Great. I'm going to wear my T-Rex costume to the ICE protest, you fucking retard. Many different speakers from people

from local community groups, from people from the labor union- That would make it hard to ID. People from family members that were detained- Man, the Dodgers parade looks pretty sad this time around. Yeah. This is my favorite guy right here. Locking traffic. This guy.

And like you mentioned- Where'd he go? Right here? This guy's like, this guy's like, I'm just a pedophile. I'm walking to the park. What the hell is all this about? He goes, you're not too old for me. He turns around. I'm trying to go to the merry-go-round in Griffith. Used to be a great cruising spot. You guys, kick him out. Many different speakers from people from local community groups, from people from the labor union, and also from people who have family members that want to be paid, not just today, but in the weeks before. Yonder McNutt!

Very good. That was nice. Nice, smooth, perfect joke, no fat. We are brilliant. Connor is yawning if you're listening audio only. I thought that was a Mexican joke at first. No, yonner. You're yonner, but not.

You said your name was John. You're yawning and I said yonner. Yeah, that was more like a yonner. Yonner? Well, that's good too. Yeah. You doubled up on it. There we go.

You added to the riff, which just makes this even better comedy. The synergy in here is unbelievable. Unbelievable. Makes it a perfect joke. We could run a power play with the energy in this room. We have a symbiosis that no other pod matters. Yeah.

Yeah. A little bit about her. She tells us that her husband was actually detained this morning. Stop the starvation. Are they starving people? She tells us he was at the car wash washing his Johnny about starvation We don't have a starvation. He's only had three enchiladas three chalupas Whole plate of rice and be starving

He's only had 130 grams of carbs today six thousand calories that starvation My son he's only had 130 grams of carbs today. 6,000 calories of starvation! HAHAHAHAHAHA! My son, he's only had seven cokes today! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're killing him! You're killing him! You're killing him!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, God. HAHAHAHA! ...what she had to say. And, um, it just sucks because, you know, you're heartbroken like your family like you have- It's like sad as shit! Don't say Camacho. Can you imagine saying it about your family being sad?

Like freaking sucks and like, sad? They like sad. Well the ongoing joke, and I know it's been done before, but it is true. Like there's a- some of these people you go like, I hated that, uncle. Oh, there has to be a couple of ones here. You know, the whole like online joke of like my mother-in-law. Like, oh, I'm so terrified for my family, my mother-in-law, who lives at this location, and she will be there at this time. Dad, and you know, he works really hard. He's a great guy, so he's been here 13 years.

It's just like everything else. It's very hard to, you know, actually go through the process. So everybody else in there, like a lot of people, their family members came to the interviews. So it's like, you know, what are we so thankful for? Did they continue with the interviews? No, it's a complicated process. For 13 years?

It's a complicated thing. What do you guys think morally? I think if you've been here longer than 15 years. What do you guys think morally? I think they're bugs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Rats! Going there at all.

These people are the heart and soul of this city. Let me hear this damn conundrum. I, cause it is, listen, there's a part of me, there's a tax paying part of me that goes, listen, you never applied, you're not even in the process of becoming a citizen, it is illegal. I wouldn't go to like England and just keep evading like what I had to do to keep living there

and be all outraged if I got kicked out. So there's a little, there's that, but then I think if you've evaded, I think you should get like points for evading for so long. I think after like 10 or 15 years. Evading's not hard. I think there should be a little law where I think there should be a god damn it you're good law.

And I think. They go god damn it you're good. And I think that, I think ICE and they should go, god damn it you're good. And they go, just get back home and just keep doing what you're doing. But now you will have to pay taxes and all that time I should be like a clemency where they're like, okay You have you have six months to start your application and then you can stay right and and and the only reason you wouldn't do

That is because you're a criminal Complicated and people think you're, people act like real far left people will be like, you're racist if you go like, yeah, well they're illegal so they should get deported. Cause that means you couldn't have been pulled over at any point for whatever, 15 years, you couldn't have been even ID'd during an incident.

You can get a driver's license without citizenship. Which I don't understand how they how they've managed Do they not pay taxes no They're also paying taxes under the table then I go god damn it. You're really good That's you get the goddamn it you're really good sticker the sticker. The fucked up thing is, this is a thing that, the majority of people that are affected by, that are illegal immigrants, the vast majority, I think are just fine people.

But, and this is who are, the thing is, is like, How do I go down and live? Yeah, how do I go down and live? The problem, that just wanna work in like, Most of them aren't evil, like rapists or criminals. So most, I would say most. like rapists are criminals. So most, I would say most. The problem is, is like you have to have border laws.

You have to have immigration laws. You have to have border. There has to be some rules. There has to be rules. No, there has to be rules. And the bottom line is, is like, yeah, you came here and you did it illegally. And there's, and you're very blessed

that there's no ocean between you. Because I remember when I was in Vietnam, I met a lot of people who were trying to become US citizens. Love it every time, back when I was in Nam. Back when I was in Nam, I met a lot of people who were trying to be US citizens. You know when I was in Nam in 2014.

That's literally when I was in Nam. It's $130 to have the interview to get a, to possibly get a visa to the United States. And like, that's like half a year's wages to the average person in Vietnam And that's the only way they could really get over here unless they get on it in a shipping container Well, what is it in America? It's expensive To try to get here legally and it kind of should be it's it's it's if you can't the thing is is like what? Because once you get here you can start printing money. Yeah. And I see these guys with their trucks,

I go, god damn, I don't have an F-150. You damn illegal, how'd you get this thing? It's a 75. You're getting jealous of the F-150. I literally look at them, I go, that's a $75,000 truck Jose, what's going on? I go, you're fucking, the deck company you run is doing really well.

I love Mexicans, if it were up to me, I would just say bring them all in but if I am running the government like If I'm being pragmatic, it's like no if there are no rules It's now we live in chaos and it's not Mexicans anymore It's like fucking El Salvador like Haitians and Venezuelans and Indians are flying to fucking Brazil and coming in through fucking Mexico The lines that go through the Durian Gap are insane images the amount of fucking immigrants coming up here is fucking nuts during the Biden I'm also so lazy that I'm also like fucking salute to you flew to Brazil then snuck away They walk right they fucking walk here getting over the border is the easiest part. Yeah Really?

I met an Afghani guy who was the the minister of finance of a fucking like Like a like a state in Afghanistan his father got killed by the Taliban He immediately flew over to Brazil paid a guy three thousand dollars to take him to the border of Mexico not even through that He's climbing he walked from Brazil with this agent that he said had a handgun with him It was like an agent he got was one of those fascinating stories ever heard this guy show me selfies of him in the jungle like walking through the jungle Yeah, and by the way, he lost like 30 pounds doing this he's going through So you start in color you get to Columbia You gotta go through the jungles of Columbia, which is dangerous

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that separates Panama from Columbia. That section of jungle is one of the most, it's one of the most inhospitable parts of planet Earth. And these people are walking through it. There's Panamanian cartel members who they leave like bags in the trees to guide you Towards ambushes they're gonna put you to because if you're like a person lost in the jungle and you see civilization like oh Let's go towards the bags that lift in the trees and he says like they just rape and kill people all the time

They're constantly passing dead bodies intense people get bit by venomous snakes and shit Yeah, cartel is raping or the mic right tells or probably both they're raping the migrants. And this guy said he saw a man and a woman couple, they have to climb up a cliff at some point. There's like hundreds of people climbing up this cliff. The man just, his wife just fell and cracked her skull open on the ground

and then had to say goodbye to his wife while climbing, getting America. There was an Indian guy who had to leave his mom because she was too fat in the jungle. Pfft. I'm so fucked up. I just had this like vision of like ridiculousness There was an Indian guy who had to leave his mom because she was too fat in the jungle Pfft Hahahaha I'm so fucked up I just had this like vision of like ridiculousness and they're watching these videos

Oh dude Like a woman falling off a cliff Well the mom, he said the mom was in bad shape and she was like you just have to keep going Yeah And they had to leave this fat woman behind No I used to drive There's a tire from the cinder bands just licking its chops Be like HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Just licking its chops Please leave that fatty. She's too heavy for you. I used to drive this guy home to Pacoima

That worked for my uncle Stan who was he was an illegal immigrant And I asked him some questions in the car about how he got here and stuff and he was like he said he came with like two other people One of them just died on a rock of dehydration Like it's it's literally a journey you go on a massive journey dehydration. It's literally a journey. You go on a massive journey to get here. Lord of the Rings, yeah. It's not worth it.

I guess maybe it's a little, who knows what that's a little. They must be having a tough time at home. You can make money here. Yeah. Yeah, but also, how rich do you need to be? I'd be chilling in a hut, dude. You got some beers in a hut. I'm chilling in my country.

Cause I have seen a lot, that's what I think too, but I have seen a lot of people say like no, because we're getting massacred. Yeah, Haiti, I'd get the fuck out of there. Right, right, right. I just think like- I would join the massacres. I'd be like, if I can get me machete I'll kill some people. Yeah, I would just join in. I'm too lazy to go cross country lines.

Give me an AK, dude. You'd go to Rwanda. I don't even get on the 405. Jesus, for Christ's sakes. No thanks. No, but I'm just happy that our immigrants are cool Mexicans. I could deal with like Latin culture I herbs if they were if we had what's going on in Europe. Oh my god. I'd be millions

I wouldn't be the most I would be dry I would be driving a taxi and I would be yelling about multiculturalism. I'd be like a Tommy Robinson guy I'd be nuts. I get it in. Those people those buses out there you drive No, I mean I'm just saying like there's at least like like Mexicans are just like Catholic Yeah, they don't come here with like some insane like there's not they don't have an insane rulebook You know and they don't dress like ninjas and fucking fly around on carpets all day What ever is going on over there? Yeah, yeah knives. They're not giving birth to RPGs

Their women are hot imagine if Mexicans came here and all their women were covered in trash bags You couldn't even see their fat asses. We go right back. We go unbelievable That's why we've been so slow on the border would be shoulder to go unbelievable. That's why we've been so slow on it. The border would be shoulder to shoulder with Americans. Why have we been so slow? Because... Lock arm brothers. You're not getting through us. Trying to break our chain with your ugly horse. Truly though. I bet London, people in England wouldn't have as big a problem with the Muslim culture if the women, if they could see them. Yeah, no. Joey's right, the border would look like

a NFL defensive line. Ha ha ha ha! You guys get what I'm saying? Should I restart what I said? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good, you're good. No, no, you're good. We got it. I got it, yeah.

It makes perfect sense. If you were listening to us, you would've seen that we did great tags, to your point. And there's also a thing where it's like, well, we great take and your point and there's also a thing where it's like well we used to be Mexico so there's also like a thing where it's like yeah we got to like contain it a little bit but also you kind of allowed here I mean I used to joke literally about this because I was like I don't like the the the Venn diagram of like a traditional Mexican traditional white man it's almost a complete circle one just white

one just brown but they like all the same shit history Mexico is this like barbecuing they like dressing up like cowboys brown but they like all the same shit the history of Mexico is the same barbecue and they like dressing up like cowboys you love soda it's the same fucking people right they love God also that this used to be like as a line like Mexico shit it's all bullshit they it's literally one colonial power versus another colonial power and we won and they were as bad to natives as we were they're fucking horrific any Mexican complaining about California they're fucking horrific any Mexican complaining about California They're fucking horrific

Back in the day any back in the day they're fucking horrific any Mexican complaining about any Mexican complaining about California being their land can suck my fucking dick We're just better at armies and shit than you guys were and you guys lost Fair and square you guys killed Aztecs you guys kill all the native people in your land and then you stuck around and then we Came this is John at the bar talking to a guy that just got out of prison with an MS-13 Face what do you want? You're bad you suck we're better Modelo you don't know how to do the military like we do the peon system was as bad as fucking slavery

They have their own thing going on there and they fucking they they sucked ass They sucked ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and let me guess you want to meet your Lada. Oh, dude. I hate that I hate that so it's such a bullshit thing to make just have a fucking beer I need a candy beer you faggot. They're good. You need a spicy little soup beer special beer. It is weird It's special beer. It's like any like any like pozole beer fuck off just have a beer Do you make a lot of you know bitch? Can you put some hominy in my drink? Do you know you can put in my drink like a like a like a pig's foot in my beer No, yeah, Mexico's horrible. They do not get to make them a lot. I refuse to make them people

I have all the you guys have the cups that are no no I have the thing to make them a lot. I refuse to make them people. I have all the Guys have the cups that are no no I have the thing to make me Just buy the pre-made cups because several of them makes the bar look like trash. It's I know that's I know that sounds ridiculous, but it is a art one of the they will it is Atmosphere wise one of the nicest art deco bars in LA hands down. Yeah, mr Wise we got to keep a certain standard They're not having fucking those michelada cups of the lizards on them and fuck the shark. Isn't it a shark on whatever? Yeah, Mexico the fucking yeah, they beat the shit out of natives here kill them the Spanish Yeah, the Spanish are real nice to Native Americans at California. Fuck you

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And not only because, you know, this just happened this morning, but because she came across this huge crowd and she says that it made her feel less alone and like she has that support from her community Motherfuckers are such hard workers, and they're so ballsy. I guarantee there's illegal immigrants going down to the protests and Selling hot dogs for sure yeah to the people protesting illegal immigration, and they're selling bacon wrapped hot dogs, and they're illegal That should be fair. The ice should leave them alone. They should. Yeah, I know. But yeah, ice probably does a little bit. They've been doing it in San Diego. Look at the balls on that guy. You know in San Diego outside of Petco Park they've been like arresting, they've been like detaining the pot dog vendors. They do in New York too all the time. It's

wrong. Like the fruit ladies. It's wrong to do that. I mean come on, people could use some fruit. Exactly. Thank God these maxi. It's the only healthy thing they bring us. All the salad vendors apparently got deported. Now we've also spoken with local community groups to tell us this isn't it. They're going to continue rallying for our immigrant community and standing in support of that. That is my report live from downtown Los angeles and i think it was a constant there you go if you turn to see that you can see federal agents creating a

barrier around a different as he is on the ground being detained now i spoke with mayor bastards moments after she left the emergency room after speaking with where she says he was pepper sprayed just before he was taken into custody yeah tell me how is he doing right now well I mean well I'm I'm the devil I can't feel human emotion I coordinated the fires well we tried to get them with the fire so now we've resorted to this you know we thought the Mexicans were Caliente but they couldn't take it it's so funny she keeps acting like she didn't know it was gonna happen this dumb bitch she knew everything trauma of watching

parents and kids being separated there were young children that were there that witnessed their parents being taken into custody and I think that hit him careful from the boys he is yeah little lady with a big helmet on going to go And I think that hit him a little too hard. He is being detained by ICE right now. He's going to go into ICE custody. We hope to get him out very soon. I don't know the reason why he's being detained. But the point is of what happened today was just outrageous. And what worries me the most is the sense of terror that it creates within the community. What about the sense of terror everyone feels every day by this unsolvable?

Homeless crisis that you can't keep a wrap your fucking head around you dumb cunts true very true. That was nice It's insane Every day we have to deal with these fentanyl addicts in our fucking streets while you sit pretty in your goddamn office Sitting pretty and your damn high rise you gorgeous son of a bitch Karen Bass If you were so fucking Now every day fucking fending off, you know these psycho homeless That's a sign unbelievable the drug issue. You got grabbed recently too, right? So I'm like, it was crazy.

He was like in office attire and he tried to grab me. Yeah, I got grabbed the other day. My dad got attacked. Wait, what was, I know your dad got, just tell both, I wanna hear both. I was just, my story was nothing. I was just leaving the gym, there was a guy was like, I had a head wound, and he's like,

and I was like, no, I'm good, and he just grabbed my arm, and I was like, no, I don't have anything. I've never had the head. Oh, asking for money. Yes, but he grabbed my arm like this, like hard these and I was like no I'm good And he just grabbed my arm. I was like no. I don't have anything. I've never had that Oh asking for money yes, but he grabbed my arm like this like whoa What the fuck and I just kept going yeah, my dad just like confronted a homeless guy He was like littering in to hunger be the hero my dad my dad's a good guy. My dad's a very good guy He's very popular on the Selma to hunger Facebook page. She's like a hometown I'm gonna get a face. We're constantly talking. He's not a hometown hero. Oh, I'm gonna get a Facebook. People are constantly talking about my dad. Until he's not gonna be. Until one day comes. Dude, alright, so this too starts with my dad.

So yeah, there's a homeless guy. My dad on his spare time, he just picks up trash, like a little picker, you know? He's walking up and down. He's a man. He's a man. He cares about his community. And there was a homeless guy who just had a pile of trash, but I was like, Hey man, I mean, what are you doing here? Like, you're flying up the street. You know, and You know I just go and everyone goes that's not my trash. She goes. Yes your trash goes. That's not my trash She goes dude. This is our neighbor. He goes. This is my planet. So he said to my dad, but I was like all right, man Because this is my planet that's my moon That's my moon. And he like grabs him and throws at my dad with Thanos.

He goes, you want to fight? How about this burning sword? I killed God. I killed God. Bring it on Paul McDonough, I killed God. So my dad was just like trying to reason with a homeless man, which was insane of me. And I was like, what are you doing? So the guy eventually grabbed my dad's picker and like smacked him in the arm with it. My dad's like, holy shit, and he goes,

is that your car over there? My dad's like, yeah. The homeless guy started sprinting toward my dad's car. What'd he say, yes? Yeah, I was thinking that. I don't know. I don't even know. Your dad's like, and that's my home!

Yeah. That's where my son, Goddard, lives. That's my wife. Yeah, so then my dad got to the car, drove away, and they called the cops. Talked to my dad a few days ago, he's like rallying people into hunger to go hunt down this homeless guy.

Talked to him, he's getting a lynching mob. I'm like, dad, you can't hunt a man. I was like, don't do that. I was like, you're 70 years old, you can't hunt a man. I like it, it's the most dangerous game shit. All right. Take it hot. He's the youngest. He's like, tombstone. He's like, bone tomahawk. You guys gotta take down the chocolate bags youngest. He's like Tombstone. He's like Bone Tomahawk.

You guys gotta take down the chocolate bags. You know what's funny? Is he just watched Bone Tomahawk? He called me to tell me how good it was. Two days later he's like, we're gonna hunt the guy. He's like, we're forming a posse. We formed a posse. There's one guy in the group who's like,

I've killed over 200 homeless guys. Forming a posse. I had to convince him not to hunt a homeless guy. I was like, if the other guys want to do it, you know, there's a bunch of other dads that like, my friends on Little League, all the dads, you know, they're all going to form to get in and hunt this guy. And I was like, you can let them do it.

But you're too old, man. That's crazy. I mean, what did he just help him for? He's so free to leave from behind. Yeah, he could be like the, yeah, the, the, the elder, the wise elder in the back Yeah, but I was like just not just on a horse and he goes I see him But I was like that you can't hunt a guy has like nothing to lose. No, you can they're actually the best to hunt

We fight the hardest you're like they taste the best Yeah, the other Facebook sport my dad is a dangerous game. Yeah. Yeah. The other Facebook sport of my dad is uh there was an accident in Tahunagah and one of the cars was like a brand new BMW and the other one was like a fucking you know Chevy Cruze or whatever and it was a fatal accident. It's really sad and my dad commented, top comment, all these likes a lot like laugh reactions he goes I guess we can assume who's at fault wink wink the Armenian BMW Like sounding off like Paul you cut up get damn son of a bitch, you know, and then the report came out later That the woman in the Chevy Cruze had a heart attack and died behind the wheel and veered into

Your dad is amazing. It had nothing to do with the BMW. The guy was just like stopped at a red light and just got fucking creamed into the pot. That's so funny. Dead person. That's so funny. Yeah, pretty good stuff. We gotta have him on the pod.

Yeah. It'd be great to have him. We should go to my dad's house and record a pod. Record, yeah, in the back. We could hunt the homeless guy. We could do a pre-hunt pod. We could walk around the neighborhood hunting could we could do a pre walk around We go walk around the neighborhood hunting we do pre hunt pod go hunt come back post hunt pot. Yeah, I

That's great. We pod while hunting. I've never seen a podcast hunt a man. That's true Yeah, let's get one of those $30 crossbows from like fucking big five and hit him with it That's too easy the homeless guy just fucking nail him with a bolt, but that's the thing. It's such an easy kill We want to kill him Hit him with just hit him with a crossbow. I just wait in the leg sure in the leg. Yeah, he's got the ER Yeah, I really use poison spears or something like that. Let's dip the arrow in our shit and then hit him with it I'm digging canals in the ground like Rambo last blood. Okay. Yeah Baiting him in I'm setting violent home alone traps. I'm doing yeah, have you guys seen rainbow last blood love Rambo last blood

It is just it's truly is just violent home alone. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen rocks It's so yeah this now he sets up a bunch of traps lose them in it's at and getting crushed by like mallets It's fucking sick faces of death level gore dude I don't know how I was like it seems like an expirited movie anyway. It wasn't so it was go watch it guys It's uh we're doing a plug for Rambo last blood you gotta see it. Just hit him with hammers or something Here's your planet. This is my fucking sledgehammer put his leg on the curb Just Connor and Joey holding down this homeless guy's legs while your dad just nails him We look up into the clouds and it's his ghost with Kane

Like they had a happy Gilmore. Exactly. Came smiling down at me. Tuesday's gone is played. ...president Cuerta's righteous participation as a community observer in keeping with his long history of advocacy... What is it? They're all over the city. ...this block and at the front of the store on 9th Street and Town Avenue. Jesus.

It's like Rick James Moonlight, man....where This was really intense. What you saw in Amherst, now currently that's what it looked like here with protesters and folks all along the streets here making sure that people inside of this... Cause they're loud. ...storeroom that they were out here on their behalf. At the same time, we saw federal agents coming in one by one in heavy vehicles These have to be like hardcore criminals Off the street here in order for those vans to be talking about the FBI One woman tells us about tear gas that she experienced

People that were just like crying There's like a couple people that were just like crying profusely. Yeah, tell me what happened. They're hardcore criminals. They go, were you the guy that said it was $15 to park outside of the courthouse, but it ended up being $45? Are you a hardcore criminal? You ever done that? You ever got in jury duty in LA?

I've never done that. No. Apparently. I'm not going to ignore it every single time. You just ignore it, yeah. I have done it now, but... I think you get a warrant if you ignore it. All those parking, like if you but uh... the award if you ignore not all those parking like if you go down the staple center whatever and you go to an event

you know those love the park garages the mexican is all that i ten dollars and dollars you pull first five minutes and i was a five-minute as joey's whole neighborhood yeah may not have to have an enormous subpoena when we get the gun pointed out we did not happen nothing happens now there was a lighter well it looked like it was a gun. No, it didn't change the fact that we were both heroes It didn't change. They're both heroes and we got rid of a fentanyl We have behind you used you as a I told that it get down. That was the coolest part

They were a super boy from a cop land. It was very sick. Yeah, they're Michael Rappaport from Copeland. Yeah, exactly But so if you missed this is a story in an old pod But then I almost got killed by God you were driving, right? I was driving I was driving and I'm actually the only person in this room that Devin knows for a fact Would save him in case of emergency because it's almost happened before like you jumped in front. I told Devin get down I would save all of you. Yeah, but you didn't mean get down behind my body as a shield But now we couldn't I was in the driver. I sucked his dick. I went Suck my dick, but also anyways you guys call the cops and cops Devin suck my dick. I'm driving

It was genuinely I'm sure it did look exactly The guy was like this holding a weaver stance's he's in a weaver stance, dude Yeah, that's what I told the detective. I know you know a lot about guns. Don't you that's how I learned that phrase But so yeah, they call the cops cops showed up They interrogated you guys or not interrogate with the interview we ratted on and we pointed him out But the guy goes the cop goes. All right. right well you guys are separated now classic cop uh... strategy and he goes what kind of gun do you have to get a gun what kind of was it

at this point by the way the guy found that it was a crack later already well they never found it never found the guy on the sky have a nice pistol the guys all you know it's a nice i decided on a small he's got a pony and a barrel of something It was apparently one of those it was a barrel of crack. It was a torch lighter Did you buy a high point for like $200 at a gun store? It's like a decent that's a million dollars worth in crack bunny He's not doing crack heads come after that money all the time and if they if it's investment if it's an investment gun No, that's wrong. And for what tens. Homeless guys never have guns. And that guy was a fucking Looney Tune.

He doesn't have- Homeless guys get arrested with guns on Skid Row constantly. They get shot at. That homeless guy got killed on Skid Row like last year for having a handgun. Well, so he was homeless. He really doesn't respect. Hey, well, I disagree.

Tragedy. But how do you prove he was homeless? He's probably like, he's from house to house. But actual like super hardcore Looney Tunes guys that call themselves God and wander in the middle of the streets. Joey's acting like we've had all this information before.

We stop at a stop sign and there's a man in a hood going like this. Oh, he has his wits all about him. He must live in a home. We should have deduced that at the moment. I should have looked out the window and gone, that's a lighter. Is that what we should have done in this split second? Maybe I'm a Jason Bourne, but I would see that and I would go like, okay, that guy,

he's obviously homeless. He's probably gaunt. It's a crazy lunatic in the middle of the street. Why would an organized criminal who could afford a gun be doing this? This sounds like he had an object in his hand that looked like a gun. It was night. This sounds pointing it Let's get out of the way sorry about that As we drove away You would have done what he's saying because this is the breakdown of a man that was too lazy to care about a serial killer

in his mouth I have a chilly mustache and I go like, shoot if you want to shoot. That's where he's coming from. Showy goes, I had a damn serial killer break into my house and I didn't even get out of bed. Yeah, it's really not brave. It's just not caring about my life. It's like you're just a violist.

If I have a chili mustache and I'm in my bed. It's just a general lack of survival skills but it's a bragging point to do it. He's like yelling at us for like trying to care about our lives for a second. A nuts behavior by both of you guys. No it wasn't. It was very normal behavior. No you my face. No, you're nuts and you're nuts. But, but hang on. Let me, let me. You're fucking nuts, man. Let me, favorite part of the story that we can get off this is the cop pulls you apart. John's giving like a real, cause John is.

I didn't know what it was. Cause I know in court, if you'd say, if you get specific that fucks you. So I just said, it looked like a gun. And you're like into sort of this, like you, you like, you're a blue-lapsed mad guy. You understand this I love our cops. Yeah, so do I actually But no, but so but so you understand like military types and you're kind of a weeb for whatever that is Yeah, I'm a believe but they so they ask you like what kind of gun was it you saw the gun?

What kind and you were like couldn't identify the gun just in the weaver stance. There was a figure that looked like a gun That's it Here's his profile his height his approximate weight that's what John said and they asked Devin and Devin goes I think it was a Glock That was the thing and I heard Devin say that I was like why'd you do that It looked like hair gun because I'm trying to talk to them like a fucking person I don't give a shit about their stupid protocol bullshit That officer that cops you

It was a gun I've heard Glock and then he was like, how do you know that? I was like, I don't know fucking GTA But you saw you saw a dark figure and you I saw I said I saw a barrel He was holding something exactly a gun. There was a barrel with a hole in it block Glock is gone. You why does it even fucking matter? By the way, why does it even fucking matter? I agree with you. Glock is gun. Glock is gun.

Because you're hurting an investigation. You're hurting an investigation. It's the most identifiable gun name. Because that was in custody and they found this letter. They find a Smith and Wesson and they go, he's innocent. Exactly. Or it's like, okay, we can't find any gun, but there is a Glock somewhere. Well, it didn't matter. They couldn't find a gun and they still fucking threw him into a pit and burned him alive.

They took us down in the car and they made each of us identify the guy and they wouldn't let us talk to each other but John walked by and said it was him and just say it's him. John goes I couldn't tell because he had his hood off but just say it's him. John had a taste for blood. He's a homo psycho get. He's a homo psycho, get him out of here. I have that in my mind, but my little liberal part of it, I start coming up and they're like, is that him? I knew he'd cuck out. I take some time and I'm like, uh, and they have the guy,

he's like squirming, he's on the hood of the car. I don't want to wrongfully convict him. And I gotta say, in my mind, I was like, oh, he's white. So for a second I'm like, maybe that's not him. Yeah, that's what got me to. Is that a business owner? I go, no officer, I think that's Warren Buffett. No, so then they were like, are you certain?

Yes. And I was like, ah, and they were like, they didn't like me going, ah. And then I was like, yeah, it's him, it's him. And then they put him away. But when they asked Sean, he goes, yeah, that's him, half a cent sure, no doubt about it. Because at the end of the day, I was like,

well, they didn't find a gun, but I was like, well, that guy is out at 2 a.m. anyway. And he's a homeless psycho. And he should be moved anyway. And that was the guy, his build was the exact same. He had the hoodie on, it was stupid. I was like, yeah, fuck him, it's me. It's either me looking stupid, or you going to jail. You're going to jail every time

I like them or they kill you But it was very funny John and I really in a situation and when John walked by me and he was like he was Like just it was him I know exactly how to do it. I was like Devin don't say Glock and like it was great. Yeah, we got that I don't say that I thought I got subpoenaed they let him go I talked to cops like a person nice We had a Japanese detective. There was sick. I love his name is like fucking detective Musashi or some shit It was yeah, he was calling us. He called us for a few weeks after after a couple weeks went by John I was like enough already. Yeah, who cares go hunt the yakuza. What are you doing? See that's my biggest dream

I've missed my detectives from the serial killer. Just call him up. I know I know they don't want to talk to me They got I think I like harassed them too much really they they drop me your guys just like loved you if that were me I'd be like let's meet every day. I love I love talking shop with cops I love talking is there any updates on Jared Powell um there was something could you could you why yes he's in jail but it like for the court and stuff it's j-e-r-r-i-d by the way that's a stupidest way to spell Jared ever I know I'll go to Google oh shit he was he had his first court appearance no fucking way a year ago oh no that's go to google and and go to news well we never seen this have we he was charged with those murders but also with

so ever and i mean most people but like joey had a guy break into his home and we're pretty sure it was jared powell this like this like serial killer that was in downtown land the arts district at the time killing homeless people and then he killed like a city worker, followed them home and stuff. He got a little too cocky. Yeah, but I am 100%, like if I had a, I'm 100% sure.

We have the video. We have the video, we played it on the episode. And then his first kill was a block away. Block away, yeah. Someone in possession of a firearm in addition to special circumstances. And like we said, we don't think he killed Joey because Joey didn't make it fun for him.

No. Because Joey didn't care. I think Joey literally having a chilly mustache and being hungover in bed and not even getting up out of bed made the guy be like, I don't wanna kill this guy. Fuck. It's not even a thrill in this.

This guy doesn't even give a shit about his life. I also think that the guy was trying to move up from homeless people, broke into a apartment- No, this was before any kill. He was a homeless guy. It was his prowling stage this guy is prowling stage prowling stage I do wonder though if I You weren't you don't want to rape you you don't want to rape or kill But I wonder though if I were to react in a way where I was like

You might be dead would he have been like shut the fuck up. Yeah, I'm gonna point the gun at me Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think if you had reacted like what what are you doing he would have just been like I hate I don't like that tone or just like I'm fucked I'm in a quarter now he's gonna call the cops like yeah the way that I reacted he was like I don't think this guy's even gonna call the cops like I could just leave yeah yeah yeah God I think at that moment he like left and he was like this shit's easy what is I just let you in what if you like walk down your hallway and then you like sliced him with your fucking katana dude and they saved all those people's lives like he went out through the balcony you're like

you're like you're open just head off just clean kill you would have saved like five miles did you consider getting a gun after that yeah I wanted to get a p90 that's the sickest guy for self that's so funny it's getting a P90. That's the sickest gun to get for self-defense. That's so funny. It's getting a P90 for home defenses. What is a P90? What does it look like? It's like a really sick, kind of, small, technically interesting submachine gun. It uses a special round, a.57 or something. It was in my loadout for Call of Duty.

It was my short-range weapon. That was a very expensive gun. Rainbow Six Blackthorn had, that was the best gun in that game, that's why I started to like it. You gotta stop being the only non-alcoholic on the show that has the P-John. It's ridiculous. Just stop drinking water the whole time. It's cause you're not even getting drunk! You're not even drinking!

I got a P! That's not professional! You don't hydrate here! No more hydrating! Anyway, go on. I love him taking the bait. No, it's just like a Google just type in p90 gun and the main one is illegal in California But there's like an FN p90 that I could get but I can't oh, yeah this thing. These are cool These are like video game guns. Yeah, and you want to get one of these

Just Joey in bed with a P90 in his hand. Just waiting for pal to come back. This is like a gun that you use in like Doom. Exactly. No, it's like in sci-fi movies. Yeah, yeah. They use that gun. But isn't that thing fucking gorgeous? Don't you just want one?

It looks fun to hold. Exactly. So we can't have the 50 round clip in California, that has it was designed to have a 50 round clip and Ejects the expelled around straight downward like ambidextrous you write a left hand well No, there's so yet. Well that's actually a design problem because most guns have a place to put your thumb So it doesn't matter just because it's perfectly symmetrical I thought it's a place where you put your thumb to the first loop now that That is like one of the big because it was designed to shoot out of cars originally

They don't have a thumb thing for it. It's her personal like a close D defense. Close. What is it? Piercing around but they're very expensive. But anyways Shacks the Armor piercing rounds, but they're very expensive anyways Checks the What do you call the shells? Yeah, yeah five seven shells it checks them straight downward, and I always say it looks like the gun is hands-free coming Long way to get there well I was I gave a lot of helpful info in the way there Just for that it's used by sick like close like security details all around the world like for the president for that's like the gun A lot of like a secret service guys use gosh, it's really concealable

Alright, it's a great cool gun. I'm right now. It's like a new Uzi. Okay. Let's wrap it up with the Jared Powell stuff Which means if convicted he could get life in prison without the possibility of parole Did we see him in court before we saw their defenses Joey LaFleur what is the new part of this? This is on Google News dude. That's where you're gonna get the other stuff. Go to Google look up Jared Powell There we go. I just don't know the news the news tab up there hit news hit. Yes There we go charging kitten for killings. There we go one month ago. He was charged X con That's the guy walked in your apartment. I'm gonna go mental Literally the guy that walked into your apartment, man

So the big the new news is that he's going mental competency look at his little hands I'm so cute like a little swan little t-rex hands. He's like six something. He found his color. Yeah Man I was your article you gotta subscribe bullshit Paywall remember mighty Joe young when he sticks his fingers out of the thing and waves the little kids I was the article you gotta subscribe bullshit Remember mighty Joe young when he sticks his fingers out of the thing and waves to the little kids just kind of like I Know I know I know I know when he put his little hands up on this thing Just like mighty

Well, by the way apparently JP was a pretty serious football player in college and so Morgan? No, Jerry Powell. Jerry Powell. I was like JP Ryan Morgan. But so anyways they think that CTE could be an issue. Powell's roommate is suing the co-living company Common because he said you guys housed me with an accused serial killer.

I saw this and I actually messaged this guy guy on LinkedIn no response. You should also sue wow Did you billy I tried I talked to John's lawyer? Mmm, and he was basically like we have to prove damages. He's upset He's like you guys fucking had me living with a serial killer mental Wow Yeah, I can't prove damages though alleges months of living in fear He said his loss of the during his roughly three months of living with Powell his roommate displayed erratic behavior Repeatedly made threats including one to slap the shit Shit out of you. You were just roommates with a black guy

Tell you man and stole his food. Yeah, he's youroted to the black guy. You guys didn't vet him, you didn't tell me he was black. He also led to the torture of a dog. Yeah, black guys love doing that shit. In the lawsuit, which only names Commons as a defense, accused the committee of negligence, breach of warranty of habitability, they made no effort to try and investigate the complaint. I mean, what the fuck would they do?

Torturing dogs is a- On move-in day, Powell forcefully asserted that he owned Common and later claimed he owned Nike and BMW He also claimed to be God With shards of glass scatter on the floor it appeared that a mirror had been punched pretty common Occurrence these guys think they're God he owed $18,000 in background He did look so crazy standing in my like kitchen area you know when he broke in your house you look crazy But like even if it were like a little cat burglar who was like oh

Let me try to find something to steal that is wild, but you don't look like psychotic Really like Pink Panther Creepily Joe's like it was fucking the guy looked crazy when Michael Clarke Duncan broke into my apartment and stared me dead in the eyes while I was in bed. It was just like such skulking. It was like a textbook skulk. Just me, chilly mustache, and just this looming giant... So this is interesting. The lawsuit said... reported that Powell was playing extremely loud and disruptive YouTube videos of goats in the middle of the night He was the goat man. There's the goat. There's the goat and he would say to him like what are you gonna do about it? Just YouTube videos of goats making noises waking him up with go making up with goat sounds

He's like I'm like brah. I'm the brah murder. I mean I've been there. We all goat screaming is fine. I love piercing sound of animal distress so the same thing Overheard piercing sounds of animal distress coming from Powell's bedroom, so he was like he was like torturing his dog Then he called the LAPD too far. Yeah, black dudes love beating dogs in the streets That's what I know about the people you're like, okay leave the dog. Oh shit streets He was raping the dog mr. Castanha later saw an injured dog in the common area of the apartment with a pro He started raping his dog and then killing people he was gonna rape the shit out of you Dude, I'd be so scared This is the first time that I actually have ever reflected him and like,

Whoa, that was a close call. Yeah, dude. Damn, dude, he's raping dogs. Raping dogs. Holy shit. Damn, man. What the fuck? I know, he ain't invited to the cookout.

Awesome, we just brushed over John making the most generalized statement of all time. He's just like, yeah, black people love beating dogs. They do it all the time. I saw black dude like breeding pit bulls on fucking Main Street like three months ago. He was like beating them and like making them fuck. They do that. And there's a guy, the Roslyn apartments, they fucking had a big famous like poster. Like yeah, there's like black guys like beating dogs and always. They do it all the time.

They do it all the time. They do it all the time Mike Vic yeah, Mike Vic he would cut dogs in half for fun best example. Yeah, he was jigsaw of dogs Yeah Kill as many homeless people as you want, but that breaks my guy fuck a dog Damn man, he was fucking dogs and he broke in your house What if you knew that man fuck dogs the guy that came in your house? Oh if I would have known that when I saw him. Yeah, I would have been like Shocked with you know would have been shaking under the whole

place But instead I didn't know that My sorry I started asking for it by being a dog. You're acting like that dog girl No, I think I would have been brave either way. I think I'm just a really brave tough guy. I agree. I agree. Yeah. I think you were lobotomized by a 28 white cloth. It's so...

I had a chilly buzz. It's so perfect that it was you. Yeah. Probably the only... Conor would have been crying. You're like the fat lady in No Country for Old Men that didn't get killed by Anton Sugar. Like the only lady that didn't get killed. because she's like, I don't have that information today.

Oh, and he respected her like sass. Yeah, and he never kills her, the only lady that defeated. He didn't even make her flip the coin. No, the only lady that defeated. That is, that's what I hate to... You're the only guy that defeated Powell. I hate to say that that's a perfect comparison, because you said a big old fat lady, but... But I didn't mean it, Matt.

Yeah, just... No, it's perfect, that is perfect, somehow. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's perfect. That is perfect somehow. Yeah, yeah actually yeah I mean it happened to me I would have to move not because I wanted to but valley would have lost her you would have wanted to even living in Burbank now just because it's like fucking like The the karma of it all painted. Yeah, he got arrested chicks I obviously would not want to stay there. No any girl would be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, we have them what a good though. God bless. We did it. We did it again best podcast ever I agree. Love you guys. Oh, John is my baby look at his gut Look at his cute little belly This is what that has what the fuck dude? How's the sobriety going? You losing any weight from it or is it- No! For show at this point? No!

John's looked good for a long time and his skin- I'm not bloated at all, my skin is looking pretty good actually Yeah, no it- Actually also I feel fucking fantastic, that's another thing Yeah You feel good, you look good I'm having a really good, great sleep, my shits are not to mean cauliflower It's also not unhealthy to have a little gut

His chest has a barrel chest. He has a little bit of a gut. But no, I think he's killing it. No, I, you know, I don't know what's going on. I feel great. I just feel good mentally. I went no booze, no carbs all week and I feel great. Ooh, I saw that broccoli you made.

I literally thought you got that at like Goop. I thought you got that Goop kitchen. That looked really good Broccoli is good as shit. Just air fry some tossing some olive oil season it up throwing the air fryer You're fucking wild, bro. You better chill out Let's give him a little extra would you eat this week You asked him about a sobriety, huh? He started it Yeah, but you're jumping in with your fake sobriety

You think everyone's supposed to throw you a parade because you didn't drink Monday through Friday Feels good. Yeah Smells like hot dogs been fucking tick whose burps Burps in this room smells like hot dogs. I've been fucking to whose burps You fucker you fuck you get mad at me because I come here on a cold every other day it's like hot dog burps I can harm you Get hungry when you smell them down, you know go all stinks No, they were both door dashing under the table and you smell my burps. I'm gonna get yogurt land How about you go get yogurt? You yogurt there my door that fucking tropical fish shop on 98th Street

No, no, no I'll have the yogurt the kumina yogurt opi and Anthony yogurt argument. What yogurt land over? I think it was over grapes I thought no, there's one where opi was eating yogurt. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah Alright, see you guys. See ya. That was a great ending. Love you. Bye