Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Friends

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

A sprawling epic that celebrates 200 episodes of laughs   / hatewatchpodcast    

In a smelly little basement, the four vulnerable kings sit watching Indian men eat poop. Pedophiles run for their lives. Schizophrenic people shaking inside, having a laugh while drinking and talking about their runny shits. They know this can't end well, but it's too much fun And at the end of the day, life is dumb So let's just have some fun It's the Hate Watch podcast, two-horned-earth episode

And you know Devin's gonna do it big Payin' 4.99 For an A.I. music generator To make this piece of shit Let's have some laughs, talk some shit And watch Joey callin' bomb threats Hey, watch 200 Oh yeah, it's Hey, watch 200 Thanks for supportin' the show Watch 200, oh yeah it's hate Watch 200

Thanks for supporting the show It's the only thing keeping John from living on Skid Row Oh and never forget Connor killed an old man named Kane When he was a child Hey, watch two hundred, oh yes, hey, watch 2 Pound Just, oh yeah it's hey, watch 2 Pound Just Thanks for supporting the show, it's the only thing keeping John Furman on Skid Row Oh and never forget Connor killed an old man named Kane when he was a child Even even even she says like episode 2000 by the way, and Devin could have fixed it easily But he's like I don't care doesn't say 2000 every time I put in 200 she would say it that way

Yeah, but it's a I had actually no I had to write it out. I had to write out 200 but it sounds like 2000 she's not saying 200 it sounds perfect to me. It sounds like the best No, it's great that it didn't quite work. That's a perfect cut. That's AI. She says talk shit twice. She says let's have some laughs, talk some shit, and talk some shit. I mean that's cool. She's amazing.

She's amazing that lady. I know AI's everywhere now, but I'm amazed by that tech. Welcome to the show everybody. Cheers. It's our 200th episode. Cheers. Cheers. I love you fellas. I love you boys.

I'm gonna miss doing these. We had 200, we probably made it to 200. And we're done. We're out. We're out this last episode. It's a run on the banks. We're getting out of town after this. We're finished with this shit. We're moving out of Austin, Texas. Uh huh. I'm becoming a merchant marine. I'm sailing the seas.

I am. Sucking off men in foreign countries Texas and rape and kill people me like you're gonna continue to do that you mean I fly I fly to Austin once a month I don't tell you guys and I kill a couple people and rape some comic. Hey, man I've known this entire time. I do it all the time and nothing ever happens And I know laws keep you sick and safe because I love you There's no laws and I'll do whatever I can to protect you you guys like the hillside stranglers in Austin, Texas Like dragging up in my I just watch garage. Yeah, you're the one with the camera

I just beat off what he kills people that's really tightening the wire around the guys neck while fucking him in the ass You're like in Austin you're like eating barbecue I'm kidding. I just wanted're like eating barbecue. It's surely, it's surely. I know, that was a good one, I'm kidding. I just wanted to get into it, it's fun. It's a fun time. We're like podcasts, we're like making jokes. It's like our 200th episode. I'm like talking to the mic, dude.

We like doing the 200th episode right now. I hate the end. Johnny, it's not making fun of you. It is definitely making fun of me. No, not, no, it's just now it's its own, it's its own. You wish. It's not fair. It's not making fun of you. It is definitely making fun of me. No, not. No, it's just now it's its own, it's its own. You wish. Breathing.

You wish. You wish it was his own thing. It's not an attack on you, it was just inspired by what you do all the time. And then the voice sounds exactly like me. Oh yeah, I just like doing your voice. You're the inspiration. Dude, it's like fucking, you're like fucking doing that. Dude, it's like, you're fucking, I have to fucking take a massive shit.

It's Womp Ass. You've been nuts all day about- Dude, my little- You've been a frantic little queer. You've been a frantic little fag all fucking day. My ass is so flat, and my sweat off my back, I think it just careens down my spine into my flat pancake-like ass,

and then I just rub my little cheeks together all day walking, and it creates friction witness. We should bring in a physicist to study your ass and figure out why you Put me in a wind tunnel like this with the died smoke going over me This is lovely 200 episodes and I it wouldn't be special to me unless people kept saying you have something has to happen We went all out as you guys can see

Everyone wanted us to like go to a place listen you guys want us to go to a place use it as like a tax Right off and we pay for it We just hang out and that's like dumb the episode would the only reason people like episodes in new places is just because they they can Then pretend that it was somehow better because they were in a new place. We can't, we're watching stuff, we're gonna do the real show. I thought it would be dumb if we just went to an Airbnb and we're just like, dude, isn't this crazy? We're in a fucking bar. Isn't this wild? Santa Barbara's crazy.

So I want to do the show and you know and then you know, maybe people can join us after the show. Down at the bar. And you know and then you know maybe people can join us after the show Down at the bar. Oh, you guys see Enough of the the whole gay fake who gives us. Oh, yeah I don't care about who gives a shit, and it's making me I feel uncomfortable with it. It's a celebration of nothing It's a little too much pressure to let's release this as 201 just to be done with yeah fighter in the kid I'm like Fighter the kid of like 4000 episodes. Do you think they celebrate? That's a better each other who I look up to mm-hmm. They're moving to Austin. I think unfortunately they are well Yeah, really well not shot with shop is moving actually to you. I think shop told Callum to move

No, I think Callum was moving on his own and was like bye Brendan we'll work it out and Brendan's like I'm coming too I think Kalan's like fuck Yeah, fuck, god damn it Well, maybe he's making some money on that and so he probably is okay with it Yeah, but definitely there was part of his brain that was like god no more job. This is gonna be great dude. Yeah It's gotta be rough, you know, but imagine being a rapist and you're like, this guy sucks. You're a rapist and everyone's like, hey, you gotta lose the game. He's like, you can't even rape with that guy. He's all thumbs.

You're like, my fucking buddy's really holding me back. People are like, weren't you in the LA Times for rape? Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Hate watch 200. Do you guys see the statue of the black lady in Times Square that they put up? Yo, why'd they do that?

It makes no sense and it's as if it's, it's as if they put it up to give people on X ammo. It makes no sense to me. Who is it? It's a random makes no sense it's a random black lady it's like any here look look at this look at this lady when time square is told is we're told turning heads turning heads will not only stop you know I turn head sugar new statue time square is making people cross the street and clutch their purse. The new statue in Times Square has my wallet. The new statue in Times Square stole my bike. The new statue in Times Square was spotted in front of a McDonald's counter yelling at them that she will beat their motherfucking ass unless they give her kid a toy.

This statue just assaulted Anthony Kumia for taking a picture. Anthony's gay. I bet Anthony already went down there and shot it. He's a snake. 357 Magnus. Shove it away at it with a... We're feet in the middle of one of the busiest places in the world. City of Maldonado shows us why. At 12 feet tall in the middle. There's nothing remarkable about it. It's just a tired black woman that's like

Where you going baby? You wish ass! Taking pics of me. A new statue of William Faulkner's black wife is here in Dimesquare. As the guy's chipping away at the statue. Why don't you fucking learn how to chip baby? Why don't you go to fucking school and get out of sculpt? I'm a scoped ass gay bitch. Stop scoping me bitch. It's yelling at the sculptor. He's like Michael Angeles. I'm not even finished yet bitch.

Black women actually can't be statues. Finish sculpting my head so I can fucking smack you upside your head. Gay ass bitch. I'm not even finished yet bitch. Black women actually can't be statues. Finish sculpting my head so I can fucking smack you upside your head, gay ass sculpt ass bitch. If you make a black woman statue you have to have a button where it speaks, because it's counter intuitive to the black woman experience if it's just a silent statue. It's kind of crazy. Be. He should sneak a speaker in the

Yeah, it's like there's a snake in my but like you go he's got to be like, you know, where my motherfucking happy meal They did nothing at all she's wearing like jeggings and you press the button and she just goes like my bunions hurt instantly stood out as powerful it's so tall and big the sculpture created by artist Thomas price was unveiled at Duffy Square last week and in just a matter of days it has stopped hundreds in their tracks. Who is she? They caught Robert De Niro sharking the statue. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I have a theory that she that he did he became a black woman to get closer to the Nero cuz now She he goes who does my dad love more than black pussy I gotta be trance. I mean, it's a great father. He was my living room in Denier's just like good Boy get that pussy over here. I would not be surprised if the entire New York Knicks starting five was the nearest children Jalen Bronson looks over and says, I love you dad.

Nick Lee, she's whoever you want her to be. I like how Joey gets a little nervous about that. He just didn't like, what you talking about, sugar? Oh, I don't like when you talk about De Niro like that. I love Robert De Niro. I don't make fun of his politics or any of that other shit that everyone else hates. Yeah, good.

I can't make fun of him fucking. No. Him having a. Not around me, good. I can't make fun of him fucking- No! Him having a- Not around me, brother. He has like 40 black children. Fuck you. Alright, fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you! Alright, Steve Sharippa- Okay, yeah. I like Steve Sharippa more. What?! I'm on Sharippa's side. Steve Sharippa can't give a fucking interview without bringing up how much Do to him I see I've noticed that do a lot of people hate Robert De Niro

It's cuz he's such a bad conversational. It's cuz he stank see if he seems like shockingly dumb when you hear him talk actually does He's I don't know what a rapper talk in the interview. You're like, how'd you make such great music? You can't even form't even form a sentence When the hero speaks you're like oh you are Italian. Yeah, everybody throws That's why he acts to show people he's not even though he's playing Italians. He's like look. I'm like fucking talking I'm cool, and I can I could speak well now there was a story about somebody like being stuck in an elevator with him and The guy met him before and he had like a weird like hey remember We did this whole thing and to do like stopped and got off to the next floor and decided to be goes I'm gonna take the stairs down the rest of the building just to be away. I remember this

I forget who it was it was some shitty act not a shitty actor. He was in let's be cops. I think Jake Johnson Yeah, er no no no not Jake Johnson Jake Johansson or something So I think Jake Johnson's his name, but I don't I think he said he was in an elevator with De Niro And he says something to this. Yeah, that's nice. I'm gonna get off right, but he took the stairs He must have had one of those happen to him. And it just like got to him so much. I also think Sharipa hates his politics, too. But yeah, also something personal happened.

They must have had a personal. Why doesn't he just say what happened, though? Because he never said Steve Sharipa's. Which one Sharipa is he? Bobby. Bobby Bockele. Yeah. And he's he watching the talking Sopranos podcast during the pandemic.

Is he really right wing or something? No, I don't think so. I just imagine maybe secretly. I don't know. But Talking Sopranos would be like my it's like it was just a bad combo. And I love Steve Sharip enough. But Michael Imperial would be like, yeah, in that scene, you know, you really you're feeling like Tony's, you know, he's looking at her like it's

his like it's his mother and he's got the mother complex and all this. And then Steve Tripple go, well, no, he's got because he worried about New York and they they got a kill. They got to go after New York. And my computer, yeah, sure. It's the two sopranos fans on one podcast. People like the surface level sopranos surface level Yeah, they got me like guns Italians bow bow salami and this dates and and you know, that's the thing this dates back to you

Know Tony has he you know, he there's the the imagery of him as the bear in season five It's like cuz a bear coming home to Carmella No, no, we came home cuz he cuz he had to run away from the feds that's why he came through the backyard you know what's so funny this might as well be is we might be drunk podcast it's that's the thing to the Copa shot and goodfellas is like that was that's such a great shot yes the thing they got the camera right behind it never cuts and so it became a... But it trapped through the whole damn truck. It turned out to become like a really famous shot.

Ya queef comedy. What do you want from me? Ya queef Jesus. By the way, did you see that with the actor who played Polly Walnut's... Tony Cerico is related to the Pope? No, his brother is on the conclave. Is that real? I think so.

I saw that. Full brother. I think so, yeah. That's wild. But I believe it. It makes sense. Italians, yeah. It does make sense. I guess it does. One of those things where I'm like, well, it's not true. It's so believable that I was like, whatever. I didn't think twice about it. Yeah. Pauly looked at the, that's very funny that that's associated because the St. Algiers thing. Pauly goes, fuck the hat. Fuck the pope. Probably called his brother to apologize after that episode. Fuck the Pope. All right

Let's get back to the black lady statue because this is just too good. I don't know what they did here This is this was designed for for for riffs. Mm-hmm. I Mean, it's unbelievable what's happened this week for the 200th episode. We got the Indian Pakistan or war by the way, too For pods the stinkiest war of all time there there Pakistan are at war by the way too. The universe knew 200 was coming. That is built for pods. The stinkiest war of all time. You know why India and Pakistan are fighting by the way? Somebody flushed. And that was the Franz Ferdinand event.

There was a Gavrilo- A Gavrilo-princip of like India or Pakistan flushed. And everyone's outraged over who flushed and they're all trying to find the third. Pakistani hackers actually hacked every toilet in India and flushed it all at the same time Or they're all fighting over like who gets to there's like one white woman in town They're all fighting over who gets to tear to shreds. I Don't really know but we'll get into it later, but they're at war there which is very interesting. I wonder what it's over

terror attack a Terror attack yeah that guy on the zipline. I think it started with oh shit. That was great What happened there's a guy filming himself on a zipline while terrorists act was happening. He's like having a good time Terrorists was on a zipline Yeah, they went surfed and went on How the fuck did people die? That was Israel. Hamas. They went surfed and went on zipline. Oh they did? I'm a fucking idiot. That's sick.

Joey, there's video of like a There's video of like an Indian guy on a zipline and he's like doing, he looks like LeBron and like I can't believe this is my life. He's having like a great time. And he's like and he's like going to the zipline and then beneath him you just see people running away and getting fired at 47 we can't watch it now but it's spraying diarrhea over them what we can watch is the fucking the

black lady statue being a plus-size black woman I kind of looking at it was like oh I wonder what me as a small child would have thought looking at something like that representation I hope I don't look like that when I get older Jean Cooney director of Times Square art says confronts preconceived notions of identity Resolution to have this work here is making a statement potentially asking questions about What we value as a city as a society and hopefully it's a tribute to our shared humanity what we value as a city, as a society, and hopefully it's a tribute to our shared humanity. Tourists and New Yorkers we spoke with

expressed different interpretations of what she represents to them. It's a plus-size woman, I'm a plus-size man, I'm African American, it's a African American woman statue. So just seeing another piece for me to stop and just have a moment with was very powerful. If you look at the eyes, it's looking straight at something,

it's focused, it's purposeful. The sculpture proves to be a well-liked and juxtaposition placed among the more traditional statues in Tide. That guy or did something. It is a goal, according to officials, of placing said artwork in such a city. Why not just put a statue of a black woman in history

that did something? Yeah. Why not just at least make it like, if I could Harriet Tubman, or even the Chateau de Seyour. That's the whole point. The artist is trying to be like it's a generic black woman. It's just a black woman. Yeah. It's like sort of a representation idea. Yeah.

It's probably making those statues old guys horny in there you know what I mean? Like the George Washington and stuff. Hey man. Why don't we put this on? No they had it, remember they would all... I know put it on and finish the riff. Are you saying they were like, because they're looking like they're slaves? Fucking they're slaves. Yeah. By making a George Washington statue horny. Alright, I got it now. That was, yeah. Why don't we spin that? I like it.

I like it. Well you should have said it with more confidence. You keep going into these. I honestly am so intimidated by this video thing, because in my head there's just explosions going off and fire and stuff And I just don't want to comment right now because I'm afraid to say something what video thing what is video this? Well, you're afraid you're gonna be really racist. So the least racist thing is that you came up with the George Washington statue wants to rape the slave There was a filter and your baby was like that's the safe one.

Exactly. So real quick calculation. God, what a guy you are. What can I get away with here? It was wild. Slave rape? I get it John, I like it. You know, I just, it's uh. You do good work here. I try. I love it. I you know I just it's uh you do good work here, and I try I love you

I love all of you Get area coming from a person of color background as well It's really nice to see something come across as like this everyday person that looks a little bit out of place But I also think that's because of But I also think that's because of where we're standing. What you mean, out of place, bitch? ...surrounding, reflected, everyday life. What the fuck's that supposed to mean? So now this is, I think, people talking about it in New York, what their reactions are.

Who do you think she is? She's everyone. She's anybody. She's my friend. She's me. Like, Madea? Is that Madea? Madea, Norbitz, Big Mama's House? Anybody? The other explanation was there's two white men memorialized in this little square that we're in right now. I didn't even know there were statues in Times Square. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

It's hard to notice that. That guy looks like a villain in the League of Gentlemen or something. So bald, guy. Holy shit! Oh my god. And they wanted to combat that by putting a much, much larger... Big fat bitch Challenges the new thing they wash the statue with cocoa butter. Yeah. Yeah, they probably do that. Yeah, they watch

I think that there's a city sanitation guy coming by with cocoa butter. Do you guys think you guys She's black black statue black woman Yeah, they go sir. What do you what's your reaction to the big fat bitch statue? You know there was a there was a black male statue next to her, but he left He left in a copper knee. I saw an Altima. He left and he left two little bronze children There's a bronze CBS worker Honey I'm off to go buy some bronze new parts. I'll be right back

It's such it's so stupid of us. We're such idiot assholes I'm off to go buy some bronze new parts of you right back Or such idiot asshole The bronze McDonald's employee with his hand Imagine if there was a 12 foot tall big fat black bitch in the city. Oh like she came to life. She came to life. You'd be horned up. Night at a museum.

Night at a museum style. It'd be like Godzilla. Yeah. Glorilla. Yeah. It's not that bad of a name. It was just, we're trying to let you know. It's actually a crazy name for her to have.

It's insane. Oh that's a person? Glorilla? It's a rapper. It's a female rapper. She's black. Yeah I did, that wasn't a fan. But if you made like a play on words like what are you Glowrilla? Oh yeah, no there's a rapper named Glowrilla. I thought you were calling her. Oh there's a female black rapper named Glowrilla, she did that, not me. I didn't name her. Crazy. I didn't call the record execs, I go it's Glowrilla. I like that. And go, name her after a big monkey. She's giving Glorilla. She's giving.

Maybe a record executive did do that. Maybe there's some old white man in a room who goes, name her after a big monkey. I'm surprised she hasn't done an album cover where she's on the Empire State Building. Why not just lean into that name? There's an old Jewish man on his deathbed. Name her after...

Like a Logan ruckus. Name her after a giant monkey. Name her after the big monkey. Like sir, she's saying she doesn't... She's not going to agree to have that name. No, no! Give her ten million dollars. We'll do anything just to debase her.

They came back to him and they go, She agreed! Give her 10 million dollars. We'll do anything just to base her. They came back to him and they go, she agreed! Very easily. I knew she would. No fucking way, Roy. Holy fuck, are you serious? I don't talk about Glowrilla because it makes me uncomfortable.

It's uncomfortable, yeah. I'm like, why is your name Glowrilla? It's interesting. God, I wish Patrice was alive for this. I know. He would have lost his head and mind. He lives through us, buddy. We are Patrice. We are Patrice. All four of us combined like a robot. The closest thing to Patrice. We are a black man. We're the closest. All of us. We all combined to make a black man. Well, we all have the same pancreas as Patrice. Well we all have the same pancreas as the trees. Who deserves to be monumental? Why does this woman deserve to be monumental?

Well she's everyone. This statue called me a bitch at TJ Maxx. I'm supposed to know who she is? Let me tell you, I propositioned this statue last Friday night around 3am and she gave me a pretty good soggy soggy. You know, I made my wife shave her head. Multiple pops on gore. The statue does M-sodge. Dady.

I don't think so. She's obviously larger than life. She's obviously gotten two fights in Tulum, Mexico, and an all-inclusive resort. Just to understand why art can't be art, why does it have to be combative? You guys are from Nepal. You're a long way from home. And you are Michael Jackson. Wow. The fattest Michael Jackson person here. I feel like we're going backwards in some ways. Like we used to never even think about race. Why is that contrasting? We're going backwards in some ways. Like we used to never even think about race. Why is that contrasting?

We're going backwards in some ways. There's a statue of a black lady in Times Square. I feel like we're going backwards. That race to combat injustice. You want to combat race? What do you mean? Oh, dude. Hey.

Newsmax! Newsmax! Woo! You've been Newsmaxed, whore. You've been Newsmaxed whore! You've been Newsmaxed you dumb white bitch! I'm sorry? I'm the 21 times Guinness Book of World Record holder in backflips. What?

Is that a Filipino guy? Nepalese. They're great people. Hey, Nepalese! Very good! 200th F, 200th F. We got loopy today. This is cool. I'm having a blast and I love you all.

And don't you do your fucking thing where you pretend everything's bad. You get loopy. I said I was having fun. I love being loopy. What are you talking about? I think loopy Fs. They're the best, the best Fs.

I want you to be. I'm the loopiest guy in town right now. What are you talking about? Yeah, look loopy ups. They're the best. The best steps to loopy ups. I'm the loopiest guy in town right now. What are you talking about? Yeah, look, he's got one headphone in. Yeah. You look so funny. Aw, God. What the fuck was that?

You're so funny. You're so funny. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Joey was loopy last night. We're at the Finneys. I was asking Clay about His friends for like a long time and Joey goes Connor. Will you stop talking about yourself? God damn I was trolling. That was my bit of the night. I don't know if you realize this. Couldn't be less talking about myself.

You were asking somebody about them. Connor doesn't realize I was doing a bit to him all night, so I kept asking him stuff So I would ask him about he has a friend on SNL and I was asking him about like a very insider show biz thing just about like like how they set up like the pay structure at SNL to pay their employees blah blah blah and then the middle of the explanation that I just asked for I go hey if you're gonna keep talking about fucking accounting all day I'm like Jesus Christ and I walked away and took a piss but kept doing that it was on purpose I was fun there's made me laugh every time yeah it was really

fun we had a fun night I had a very fun night played pool with some lady with like fake tits and her husband mm-hmm they're cool people I like they were cool I like them a lot they're fun I got I'm so bad at pool and well I'm always at pool here you're awful because you won't shoot it's the most frustrating thing you just you look at the ball for like five minutes and you go and then I go looking at me so I'm looking at me and you miss the ball completely yeah you're like Cal and mystery man like you can you do you play good pool when no one's watching Luther King memorial of some kind in basically every city in this country If if somebody came along and put what if the sculptor said I thought this was Martin

He goes why do you think is there goes, guys, it's MLK. Or he's like, I recently, he's at a statue convention, they're all talking about the work they did. He's like, I recently made a Fred Hampton in Times Square. He had a statue convention. Statue convention. Statue convention. I imagine statue guys, they all meet up at dinner parties

and they eat shitty charcuterie and they talk about shitty statues they made and they talk about the size of the cock that they made. Yeah. They probably did that in ancient Rome when they built all those statues, they go, I made Michelangelo's cocks, so it's called.

David. David. David. David. Michelangelo's. By Michelangelo. By Michelangelo. I don't even know. I don't even know who Michelangelo is. What a sophisticated podcast. Michelangelo. Buy Michaelangelo. Buy Michaelangelo. I don't even know.

I don't even know Michaelangelo. What's a sophisticated podcast? Michaelangelo to me is an Italian restaurant. To me it's a fucking Ninja Turtle. In the neighborhood. My friend. Don't really believe history. I thought you were saying,

I don't really believe in the Ninja Turtles. No, I don't buy history. Yeah. Or the narrative it spins. Yeah. Well it's all hearsay. He made it up. Shakespeare apparently didn't even exist. You're a history denier. I've never seen anything like it.

It's the most wild thing I've ever seen in my life. Shakespeare didn't exist. Yeah he did. No, it was another guy that wrote all his stuff. Who? Francis Bacon. I like how some guy will be like, listen. Francis Bacon wrote all his Shakespeare stuff.

He was definitely a real guy. Devin believes in the stoned ape theory, but he doesn't believe in Shakespeare I mean like a flat earther. I don't even know what the stoned ape theory is It's the fact that like human intelligence came from like mushrooms from outer space Okay, which I believe yeah, that's retarded. It's not retarded. It's the most so it's the it's the only thing that makes any sense So a lizard right it's the it's the only thing that makes any sense. So a lizard right? It's in its environment of all in a Alien in alien growth With on a meteor hit earth and grew psilocybin mushrooms on earth. I don't know why else they would be here

God, you're a loopy freak. You know fungus really they were existed before why would it make people see God? Devon the only thing we're looking The only thing we're striving for. But you think they're not evolution? No, no, no. I just think psilocybin mushrooms are from another planet. Devin, no, it's just because you think they're too spacial. I think they were on an asteroid. Devin, psilocybin mushrooms aren't the only psychedelic.

We can walk outside and probably find a plant that's a psychedelic. And cactus too. Like the stuff in cactus. There's tons of different psychedelics just growing naturally but the psilocybin is the one that everybody likes that's why people think you get like it gives it gives p it's the most commonly used let's see God why would it be from outer space the one like retarded theory it has very alien qualities to it it like speaks to me when I take it when I take it I talk to it

When I take it I whisper to myself. I go. Okay, here we go Anything else get the coconut oil I do it to my auto blow but that's about it. That's what's about true salad. You put coconut oil all over your pizza. I think auto blows came from an asteroid. The auto blows talking to him. It reminded me of that scene in Friendship where he looks at the toad's ass. He looks at the toad.

He orders that sub plane. Yeah, you get high. But not the same thing as psilocybin mushrooms. Have you ever done it? But not the same thing as No, but I'm not the same thing But I don't care I don't make a big ass theories about that stupid of a theory fucking stupid no it's not How do you think fungus why you're smarter men than you thought of me? They're not smarter. They're a bunch of dope heads like you they Why is it smarter men than you thought of me? They're not smarter. They're a bunch of dope heads like you they wrote Hang on their teepees and they come out of here

You're dope You know what John? Suck me fucking idiot. Why don't you go take a shit in a hallway again? I have actually I Do you have a bathroom? That's old John one One poop a day? It's not old John. One dump a day? Yeah, but it's, I'm like you guys now, it'll be a solid dump, and then it'll be like two diaries afterwards. That's efficiency.

After I have my coffee, yeah. That's efficiency. Cleans me out. I took a perfect diarrhea upstairs right before this. Hell yeah. Exactly what you want. Chef's kiss. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the, it's like. I've been shitting all day, and I barely ate yesterday. I don't know what is making the shit. I got the psyllium husk thing at the Whole Foods yesterday I was cracking the fuck. Oh, no, I didn't buy it I saw it. I was cracking the fuck at the Indian guy. I don't need it. I got you have good dumps Yeah, this is solid fall by two diaries and I'm good. You don't need the diarrhea's you can cancel out the middle man You need the day you guys need to cancel out the middle man. No It's shit commerce the middleman

Industry shit Blue-collar white man right in front of that and made it much larger. I imagine that would cause a sting Yeah, I'm sure we would see it all over the headline side. People would be rioting everywhere, burning down buildings, I mean. And it would probably be taken down. I'm just waiting for this statue to get into a fight at IHOP later. Waffle house.

Get her kids pulled out in a fucking waffle house 4 a.m. The statue's weaves on the ground the next day. Well, speaking of black women women this lady at Frontier Airlines went off on a man and taunted him. I want to know what happened when he started filming before that. Black women are this tough head for black women. No it's not it's fucking delightful and it's the news we're not doing anything it's fun may they find you there you know I bet you we won't I paid for a ticket

yeah I paid for the agent assistant you check in three hours later hello I just said that I just said that I love that from customer service I think more customer service people should make you feel like a dumbass I think so absolutely and talk yeah and talk to you however they want and I'll lose my mind but I'll go it was those good I go I this is a seam this seems like it shouldn't be allowed but you're getting me they were all fired they were yeah oh you read about this yes you did mm-hmm interesting Mm-hmm interesting

And you thought you get on your flight you thought you get on your flight You better take it for a flight you thought you get on the flight. You an idiot, for real. You thought you were going to see your dad sooner, huh? Yeah. You thought. You thought. You thought you were going to see your dad sooner, right? Huh? You ain't going. You ain't making it. Baby, he ain't going nowhere. You'll see him tomorrow. You see his grave, baby. You'll see him at the cemetery. Oh, you thought you could get clothes on your dead daddy. It ain't gonna happen, honey. This is Frontier Airlines, sugar. closing your dead daddy it'll have a this is front-end line show that particular i'm here thirty minutes and i'm here thirty minutes before my

flight mom and they're not letting me check check in and you're not getting on your place a policy be don't control that you know you are not going to be about to let me check in you're about to let me check in it's all i need to say that you're going to let me check in make my son's with you and they really work for a company that I bought a plane ticket for. I'm here 30 minutes before the flight. Can you please leave sir? No. Can you please leave my personal space? I'm not in your personal space. You're in my face. This is not your personal space. I work here. This is my station area. This is not your personal space. God damn. She's got you giant milkers on her. Look at those giant tits. She looks like a self-sustaining system. She doesn't ever eat. She just sucks her own tits and breast feeds herself. She walks around town breastfeeding herself. She's never eaten a meal. I'm on lunch, honey. Baby, it's lunch.

You hungry? She like offers her to eat. There's a little Indian guy that runs out, he's like a janitor. Work for a company. This is not your personal space. We ain't got to worry about it. You don't have to worry about it. This lady goes, we ain't got nothing to worry about, we only embarrassing and harassing a customer. We good, we good, we gonna have our jobs tomorrow, we good. You're really not doing your job for a customer that has paid for a plane ticket to get home

I'm literally here like veteran Black lady is like you could tell she's like this is terrible. We're doing a very bad job right now But I don't know how to get these chicks under control. Yeah, the old black ladies, they scare them. Yeah, yeah. I'm scared of them. They are not letting me check in. There's no reason why they're still filming.

You said you're never flying the airline again, so we might as well help you out. Even this white? What the hell The best friend of black one honey you ain't flying on this airline ever I already bought a ticket I've literally already bought a ticket and this is your reaction You know, yeah, it's infuriating would you just be like I have a bomb Joey just to see them just to see them run I've been in this exact situation before and I instantly accepted it and but here's the thing though Yeah, I went and I forgot to check it online My flight was like about to depart like in 10 or so minutes, but it was a very fast airport.

It was a Rapid City airport, so it takes about like three minutes to get through. And I forgot to check in, and I couldn't check in now on my phone because it was too late. But I went to the gate, and they were like, oh yeah, like you basically missed it. so you technically you can't check in yeah the door already closed right and so I was just like the door already closed but there it was this some policy where there has there's like 30 minutes before you can't do it

or whatever it was and I just go fuck all right when's the next flight let me buy the guy buy a ticket for the next one and the lady just goes She looks like let me try to get you on and she got me on. Oh, yeah Yeah, so this guy's definitely hysterical. It takes two to tango for sure. Yeah Yeah, he came in. I'm sure he was coming in hot But like I think like if you come in I think the the tolerance for hotness with like two black ladies is way lower Than coming in hot for like Yeah, they go. Oh, so you're gonna take that time. Yeah, they they immediately match whatever Fuck yes mm-hmm. I've actually never missed a flight. I've never missed a flight

I've never had problems at the airport, and I've never had a flight delayed Yeah, Sam which is correct you never had a flight delayed I know I've had flights laid, but like never like insane like I've never had like hours Literally just skated through airports every time good for you But I don't I actually don't believe you've never had a flight to live or had we talked about this before I know You just didn't even you're so out of it you didn't even realize your flight was the way They just get delayed sometimes you don't even know you don't even know when your flight is 20 minutes It's a casual delay, but that's there's not a chance in hell. You haven't had a flight delay

I don't think so they get the time Five minutes, but it's basically a lot of there's no way that's impossible If you've been on like two flights, it's possible, but if you've been on over 20 flights It's I've been on probably statistically. Yeah, yeah, you've had a flight delayed And we're still worse than saying hi On YouTube or whatever clipping wise yeah people know, clipping wise. People know I say, I'll Hitler. They don't know I say the N word. And I will never give them that. It's just a dangerously catchy song, man.

It's a great, great lyrics. Don't like the language. I was at the mall today, literally walking around, being like, they don't understand nothing to say on Twitter. Just, it's stuck in my head. It's actually kind of brilliant that he did that. Because it's almost like,'s it's just like well

I still could I'm still a great producer, so I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a song that bothers everyone Mm-hmm, you know gave my cousin head song is still sounds awesome. I'm likely like pretty good. It's amazing I don't know what that instrument is. It's like it's like he's tired of doing legitimate like genius artistry so now he's going to use his genius artistry for Did did like be like look? I'm so like I'm I'm I'm I'm Connie's ubiquitous He's easily such an icon. He'll never be able to be erased, and it's almost like he's doing this to fuck with that fact He's not self-aware enough to be on that and. He is, and I know it's not thoughtful enough, but that's how it comes off to me.

He's doing it unconsciously. Unintentionally. Unconsciously, I agree. This song, people are walking around secretly getting in their car like, uh. They're humming Hail. They're humming Hail, Hitler. It's kind of unbelievably genius.

It's insane. It is. I mean, if you're fucking with people, it's the ultimate troll move. It's insane. It is. If you're fucking with people, it's the ultimate troll move. He's not fucking with people. He's lost his mind. What happens when a genius artist uses his powers for trolling?

Yeah, I mean, he just, it does come off as just like the you mad bro meme. Exactly. Yeah, just kinda corny, but I don't know. Oh, it sucks, and I'd rather be down any other Kanye timeline Yeah, but it's funny. Yeah, he has retard level ODD And he's now got gotten to the point where he's just like let me just piss off everybody Who has ever told me you know no yeah, he's constantly in the news like the guys never ever made news

You know no yeah, he's constantly the news like the guys never ever in the news What the fuck is the news anymore Anderson Cooper's me like this just saying Kanye's dropped another banger titled Hile Hitler Get ready to win your fantasy league this season. Use actual data, not just crappy advice from your group chat when you get started with Hall of Fame. The Hall of Fame app gives you access to advanced stats, historical data, and powerful tools to help you bet smarter. Created by two Ivy League grads and longtime sports fans,

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India has fucking nukes. India and Pakistan have nukes. So this is footage from the war. Pakistan has nukes. India is way better than Pakistan. I'm so ignorant. India has sick nukes. What's a nuke?

What's an Indian nuke like somebody that just ate like seven boiled eggs and drank a bottle of half and half? And they just launch that guy? What is that? They launch him? What is an Indian nuke? They shake him up and then they drop him. Here's four jalapenos, a bottle of half and half, and eight boiled eggs.

Go. They have ICBMs. They got like big ass nukes. God. Big fucking nukes. Really? Oh yeah. And they name them like Vishnu and shit It's pretty pretty crazy. Wow Yes, they have so many people they deserve a couple of like I mean scientists. They're smart guys in India

Yeah, no, they're geniuses like the shit they have Dagmars on the fucking red button right now. They're giving Dagmar and mocked in fucking keys Shondon Shondon that Ding-dong makes bring long look like Joey's like hitting him up for like pumping numbers and stuff. We're currently being shooting at each other What are those things in the in World War two? Mortar mortar So what is video car are they making a turd mortar no this is just footage from the war actually it's footage from the war

didn't footage from they were so that's yeah things getting pretty heated over there like they're like buster Keaton of shit that's like a treat they're like they're they're the large intestine of buster Keaton. There's Buster Keaton. Can we see it again? That's great. Why did he? That rules. I love Indian comedy.

The war is bad over there, man. That is rough war footage. I hope they're okay. I'm brave for them. That was directed by Alex Garland actually And I don't really know this is we can watch these CNN Fox talk about it and the conflict between India and Pakistan Pakistani source says India launched another drone attack overnight India has accused Pakistan of attacking I'm glad the statue from Times Square got a job as a news anchor

And what is the war? Why are people attacking each other? In my head it's like over a goat. Somebody used toilet paper and it freaked everyone out. India and Pakistan, it's all England's fault. India and Pakistan were like

part of the commonwealth of England and then they split up and they kind of like just have a disputed border between the two. It's always Kashmir and Jammu or whatever So it's about the border of India about the border of Indian Pakistan's Pakistanis are Muslims Indians are Hindu and there was like Pop-pop pogroms is probably for Jews. I don't know what's like when you attack someone for their religion and like lynch them in mass Oh, it's the Indians did that like Muslims. They had like a bunch of race rights and shit Interesting, you know they hate each other how Pakistan's ambassador to the US described the recent violence between it's beautiful up there though Is that in that part of the world?

Pakistan Kashmir is stunning cash. We're beautiful. It's like Alpine. It's like at the foothills of the Himalayas. It's beautiful really I don't know why it's just hard for me to imagine like an Indian guy in like a military outfit shooting a Dude, they get in fist fights with the fucking Chinese military You mean oh, I'm sorry I'm in interrupt a bit no The idea of like a Indian guy shooting an automatic rifle makes me laugh like you have a brave Indian man throws me off Rifle makes me laugh like you have a brave Indian man throws me off Yeah doesn't compute to me it's they will they tell they they tell Indian soldiers that they're fighting that it's a woman It's a half-naked Pakistani guys somebody got a rape on a bus But uh they uh they have a foot their fist fights with the Chinese soldiers on the border of like Tibet and shit because China but they've agreed

the China and India have like agreed that no weapons will be used against they can't be armed on that border they're like no rifles so like the Chinese love spears and they're like full military uniform it like spears and they just like run up and beat the shit out of each other does the Chinese military of self-driving tanks or like how does that work like It's actually shocking that Indians aren't Muslim just on the basis of like the 72 virgins thing you think that would be like hook line Sinker for Indians you mean well they got fucking well they're Hindu Yeah, but they don't have this you know Muslims when they die get so you're the Muslim you think they convert I'm saying Indians aren't Muslim you think they would be based off the fact that like all right

What a pitch to them the horny people of all time. Yeah, but it's consensual. They hate that shit. I just don't get it. They go, asterisk for Indians, you get to rape 72 girls. There are 72 nervous women? Unconsenting? Alright, I'm in. They are on a bus? 72 women just landed in Mumbai. There's 72 women just landed in Mumbai

They stand I mean Indian guys they they I don't know if you guys have seen these videos, but they they stand on the On the tops of trains. What's the where will planes land their tarmac tarmac they stand on the tarmac jacking off Waiting for white women to land. It's like the it's like a gangbang. They're like a book hockey They tear them to shreds. They start coming on the plane. They go hey me Dagmar and Sean They're go play a soggy airplane if you guys wanna join us in the top We can't land the tarmacs to soggy they come into the tour by Destination It's the first death and final destination. Indian jacks off into the turp. It started by India, escalated by India.

Escalated by India, it's the third night. Pakistan has exercised its rights. But basically, this is not the kind of simplified version. India has honestly been on their best behavior for a very long time. They have billions of people, they have nukes, they've been chilling out. I mean, like, I blame Pakistan. They don't want to know anything about this. India will never use a nuke. It would sanitize too much.

Nice. I think they almost knew imagine they know like that would clean everything that sucks I Don't want everything I want they want germs They don't survive a duke a germless society for Indians. That's they kill themselves They're about to wake up the poop demon. That's all I'm that's why I'm scared of that He's been asleep for a thousand years. Don't get me angry the poop demon comes out The poop demon comes out at night Pakistan I don't even know what they're up. That's my secret cat. I always had diarrhea. I

Mean I just think it's state-sponsored terrorism and Drone attack on Pakistan overnight. That's fucked up in the region. They're also Be buddies that's fucked up. I'm gonna go live now to New Delhi India and bring in holy shit You chance Matthew. Can you give us the details of Austin powers are raping him? Yeah, absolutely audio well you join me in a very hot market in the middle of They start raping him. It's really hot, it's really smelly, I don't like it government They think that the Indian attacks on Indians of Israel entirely. That's a huge weird thing online any Israeli video you watch India like will be like god bless you that's fucking facade paying Indian box. I think it actually

I think I think Israel supported India in some weird like regional fucking thing back in like the 70s. Listen, I'm a Zionist but that's fucking Israeli propaganda. I don't think so man. I think Indians just love... Well, keep in mind India's main enemy is the Muslim and then they see Israel like beating up Muslims all the time. I can see them getting along a little bit but I guarantee you that's propaganda. Oh yeah, yeah, that India like fucks with Muslims too maybe. Yeah, yeah. I think India... there was something I read about it where it's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah that India like fucks with Muslims to me. Yeah. Yeah, I think India There was something I read about it where it's like yeah, they have a long history of supporting Israel. It's weird

Interesting interesting. I think it might have been one of the first countries to recognize Israel as a state. I'm not sure No Like I pissed off that guy is in the background Yeah, he's on his way to die terror attack that they blame Pakistan for that took place in the Indian administered area of Kashmir last month. Now there's security measures in place already. That's what they... What was that?

These guys, you know, it's always beeping. What? I'll put on the you just made like little robots out you know these guys are always like bombs and shit they're just wait look at this footage what the hell was that look at this footage of the bomb. Security measures in place already. Somebody flushed. The Indians have cancelled schools. That's a flush. Jamal and Kashmir.

The toilets in India are designed if you flush them they explode. They kill you. How dare you? It's a kill switch! laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter They suspended schools elsewhere in Punjab province

as well which is close to Pakistan They've also cancelled all the leave that civil servants are meant to have in this country in preparation they say for a possible A second turret has been flushed. A second turret has been flushed. They are not saying, they say, attacks by Pakistan in the future,

in the coming days, potentially. And I think it's fair to say the country's on a state of alert, so very dangerous situation, particularly when you consider, of course, or the, that both India and Pakistan have nuclear weapons. Sir, they've flushed a second toilet. They're a long way. There's a comment just did. I just did that. No, no, but it's like 9-11, particularly when you consider of course or d that both india and pakistan i just did that i know but it's like 9 11 i don't know what's going on they could really use it

Do we have two hats can we get another hat near maybe 40 are you okay? I'm just tired. I love you buddy It's okay. It's the 200th ep like celebrate. It's a celebration. That's fine. It's a celebration. This is tri a celebration. It's a celebration. What's tripping you out? They're like attacking each other. It's crazy. No, it could be this could be bad. Well how for us? Yeah Why what any of nukes Pakistan probably won't happen if it happens and that's over What's over the world? We'll just launch nukes at each other China's giving Pakistan. Are they in the are they in the NATO they nuke each other. China's giving Pakistan all their- Wait are we- are they in the- are they in the- are they in NATO? I feel like if they nuke each other the whole world's gonna go No. Yeah. Let's party. So uh, India- I feel like if India and Pakistan start nuking each other it's like, oh fine, they wash their hands finally.

Jesus Christ. Good- thank God, it's been a long time coming. I think. Woo! What's wrong with that, Connor? Don't be a fucking- Watch 200! I'm doing we're doing the ultimate hey watch out. I know I'm happy better You know enough of this and don't stop everyone to stop being fucking you know Oh tight shut up. Oh tight. Let's shut the fuck up India and Pakistan if they nuked each other That'd be bad. I'm pretty sure It would be really bad because that would be insane. We need them around for content

Well, I think what would this podcast even be if they knew each other I think like, you know The Spanish Civil War was like a precursor for like World War two like all the weapons that we're using World War two are Getting tested out in the Spanish Civil War. This is like apparently China's been giving Pakistan It's like fifth-generation fighter jets and the Chinese jets are just shooting the fuck out of like Indian jets or something It's like our government's very interested in it It's all these all these all we're gonna start funneling weapons into India China's are funneling weapons into Pakistan We're just testing our weapons out on each other and brown people are dying and then uh, you know

So you think this is you think this is a bad sign Manipulated by us if this if this keeps going in the Palestine keep thing keeps going and the Russia Ukraine thing keeps going This is a very bad sign for the world really yeah But like why because these things are spiral out of control like China's China's Cutter what is going on with you, but I'm just getting the last spiral out of control. Like China's, China's. Carter, what is going on with you, bud? Just getting the last drop out of there. Why would it be bad if Indian packets that nuke each other kind of seems like Wile E. Coyote

and the Road Runner going on? Well, it never ends there. You know. You've been making doomsday predictions also for about a decade. I predicted COVID. I know, but you keep, right right you're like rested under laurels on that it takes 20 years 30 years for them to have those are predictions and one was good I thought you're like a whiteboard of

there you're gonna start writing them down now we'll see what happened we'll see what happens man it's not our it's not our battle it's not our battle to fight okay you know we use dude wipes and all that stuff that's not ours. ...but in an issue that is as tense and as emotional as this it is a dangerous... What do we do if we like who would we support in fact we would support India? What do we do we would like drop them like we would like send them like cottonel and stuff yeah we send them to like some like Scott the brawny man comes and shows up the Charmin bears on the front line mr. clean is a parrot

I'm just saying wow guys, meth out, just fucking stabbing dudes. Everybody is having at the back of their minds. CNN's chief global affairs correspondent. All these Indian guys keep looking at the white lady behind the camera. A huge chance speaking to us from India. Let's stay with the story now and bring in seeing as Nick Robertson calling, covering all of this live this hour from Rawalpindi in northern Pakistan. Nick, give us a sense of what the latest is on the ground this morning.

Yes. Thank you, I'm... Yeah, when you're looking at Kashmir across that line of control. It's beautiful, John, Kashmir is beautiful. I mean, look at pictures of Kashmir. It's beautiful, just electrical wires hanging pictures of cashmere beautiful Fucking guys garage Gorgeous gorgeous

California my next vacations Shelling people are fleeing the border area right now. That's what we're understanding is led zeppelin cashmere about cashmere yeah i think a lot of guys with their like smoke weed and and and and and and and i think it's like switzerland that's gorgeous that's like fucking switzerland you know the exposed wires and diarrhea looks at all the city as it's it's a beautiful it's gorgeous

overnight pakistani officials told us that india sent more drones into Pakistan. They sent 29, according to Pakistani officials, India sent 29 drones into Pakistan yesterday. Damn, stop using the drones, guys. I'm going to ask Javi just to give us a show and tell here. This is a cafe area. You see some of the metal work ripped down here, Javi. Oh, so it was droned. You can see there where the drone work ripped down here. Jeffy. I was drowned you can see that looks bad. I mean

impacted on the building up there above us and if you come down here Yeah, like Those exposed wires on a house that just got bombed You know it wasn't great before this Lying on the ground. Now, it was about 10.30 in the morning when that happened yesterday. Damn. This area here is known as Food Street.

What a creative name. Food Street. These guys are geniuses. We go to Sleep Street. What a rich culture. What you're looking at there is the one-pennsy-critical-game. Everyone lives on Sleep street and rape street. So you can meet me there.

Rape street intersects work street. All right, enough of India, Pakistan's war, enough. Figure it out. Figure it out. Figure it out. Wipe up. Wipe up. Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe that shit off your ass.

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Like somebody got a Tesla in their car. I love the idea of him going there to relax. And he's like, listen, I just had a really hard couple years and you get my anger management orders. I've been stressing. And he's like, how do you want your spam and eggs? And then the Tesla's like, what? And the Tesla's like, spam it!

You get a bar or something, you get a crowbar. Smoky Moky, is it done? The Tesla's like, you're pathetic. You call this a misoobie? You know what you are. You know exactly what you are. You're the road rager. He's looking into like a tiki really intensely. Remember this guy driving a Tesla terrorizing other drivers?

John Bernthal? A number of Southern California road rage incidents a few years ago. Well his name is Nathaniel Rademach. He's been arrested again, this time in Hawaii. Rademach was charged with multiple counts of assault in LA County in January of 2023. He was sentenced to five years in prison but he didn't serve that five years. He was paroled in August of last year against the wishes of a number of his local victims. In the Hawaii case he's accused of assaulting. That was right there on the tier right?

Oh yeah, that's right. That's right at our stop. God, I would love to have a story where I have victims. I mean, I have a lot, but like. Yeah. A story though. I always get away with it, but like if people say like a number of his victims, that's great. Victims, he's jacked.

You love hearing that, the idea like. Look at his forearms. The number of victims that excites you. As long as it's not a murder. Sure. But anything else, like if you can change somebody's life without killing them That's great. What are we talking rape? No, but like just if you could just really fuck with somebody from the inside like yeah

Yeah, like osmosis Jones them from the ins scare them a lot for the rest of their life Yeah, give them trauma change somebody's entire Russell Crowe entire and change the entire course of their life From within terror and then people go I'm a victim of that. Yeah, I am such your God you've controlled them God is if you could terrorize somebody that's why you control that's why people do bad things You change the course of their life because they become God. Yeah, you become God you can you make someone double-check a lock They flinch he's God I Would love to see footage him working out it's my great. Oh my god. Him in the gym. It's like a psycho. The Glendale 24 hour fitness. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ and his mother was a passenger. He gets a pipe everywhere he goes. Oh, he has a pipe. Yesterday in Honolulu. He shows up to a new town.

He goes to the pipe store. He goes. He gets off the Hawaiian Airlines. They put a layover his neck, and then they hand him a pipe. And he just runs. He's driving the Tesla like, hey, Siri, pipe store near me. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

And again, he was behind the wheel of a Tesla. I like the guy who fought him. That was sick. At least the wrestler brought him on today. The two drivers both beat the fight. Oh, I've never seen the fight. That was sick. It's like, Sholo started fighting him. He was behind the wheel of a Tesla. I like the guy fought him today Like shallow started like that, you know California, you know of keeping him behind bars so that hopefully he can at least learn a lesson Maybe get some sort of help, you know seems he has anger issues

Seems anger what he might be capable of next. It's only escalating We've learned there was also an infant in the victim's car as well again Nathaniel Rutter is in jail in Honolulu tonight He'll be facing a judge soon to learn the official charges he will face there He rules dude. He's like, he's like if Coburg had like a pair of balls He's fucking surfing He's surfing I wish he's like if Coburger had like a pair of balls fucking He's surfing You want to do some ten-second treats I would love to know this is a ten second

Oh, this is a great ten second treat. I found so this is a BJ's You know what restaurant bar bar and bar and grill that looks like a great BJ's by the way. It does. It's a cop. Who the crazy guy is. And he tackles the crazy guy. That's a woman. And he gets on him.

It's a lady. It's a lady? Oh hell yeah. He tackles a woman. Really hard. Damn. Perfect Daniel Cormier takedown. That's like the rock in the rundown. What a 10 second trick.

You could have really hurt her. He can't charge at a cop. That was a beautiful 10 second trick. Is this a 10 second trick? A little longer than 10 seconds. My new favorite Instagram account is M. Preg world It's this guy's obsessed with pregnant men It's really funny makes all these AI videos of guys getting pregnant, but this one's like a bro who gets pregnant

Like a Morgan Whalen type of gets really good. It's a fetish. There's a fetish for sure All right guys, so I'm Brooks and'm gonna be sharing a little bit about my my pregnancy experience actually look right here couple coffee you don't want to do that alright that's a no it's a no go you know I have to go to the bathroom like fucking six times an hour Oh, shh. Be a table. Right? You don't want to do any absectric workout. Is this a comedy sketch, John? No, dude. It's a fetish. This guy jerks off to this shit, dude.

By like, no sit ups. But we can do it together, man, okay? Okay. Okay. Alright. Alright. Just have faith, we can do this. Alright?

Is this AI? Yeah. If that's AI, this has to be AI. We're all in trouble. We are all No, it's a fetish look at the whole profile bro this guy's obsessed with pregnant this guy's being funny Dude, look at his profile. He's like role-playing He likes that stuff, dude. It's not AI though. That's gotta be AI bro. It's not AI. They just put a prosthetic belly I got a second degree tear Look at how weird his faces not AI dude, and that's AI we are we are we're actually

Company making the video dumbass production company big production higher a guy like a belly crazy judge watch the music video for a twins episode me like this is AI who would agree to this he's being funny he's being funny now go to the profile. No, he has no profile. Go to the profile. I think this is- Go to the fucking profile. You dumb motherfucker. Go to the profile. Go to the profile. We have a? I think it's a fetish. I think it's real, but it's a fetish.

Male, 24, pansexual, cedar, poly, roleplay, video chat, back of the neck. These are all AI. These are all AI. Those are all AI. That's AI. All AI. But that video we watched is not AI. Look at the description.

He's a cedar. Yes, I know, but the video we just watched was not AI. He's a cedar. That's AI, yes the video we just watch was not a I sorry Yeah, that's AI. Yes. He likes to see men you you are retarded Come on. It's the seed man. It's not comedy. You the seeder What's the story what's going on more pregnant stuff? Joey's brother if he was pregnant And Cedar. It's more pregnant. Joey's brother if he was pregnant.

This is AI, but like that video we watched was not AI. But that's not comedy at least. There's no way this is comedy. This guy's kinky. No, that guy made a comedy sketch in this page just for you. What's so funny about it though? What's not funny about it? It's a bad comedy sketch.

No, it's not funny. It's not even trying to be funny. I think that he was trying to appeal to Cedars. He's a cedar boy. Yeah Dr. Smith Now that's AI bro. No, it's not that's a you're pissing me off. That's AI dude It's actually pissing everything that's AI that's AI gun. That's AI. What are you talking about? I don't know stop using AI. I'm gonna post that This is kink. Yes, he's doing this.

Ah! Don't squeeze, don't squeeze. Ah! This is an AI! I got a second-degree tear. It's real, but it's kink. It's a fetish thing, yeah. And I get four stitches, which, I'll say, man,

stitches might be one of the worst things in the world. This guy's having fun, he's joking. Not fun, it's sexual. I don't think so man. That shit's sexual. That is sexual, but there also is a comedic undertone. He's trying to be funny. It might be thinly veiled behind a slight comedic undertone, but he's appealing to Cedars. I think the comedic undertone is him trying to be cute. He's trying to be cute for Cedars.

He's trying to be cute, because Cedars like cute men getting pregnant. Yes, of course. But what do you... The fact that you think it's AI is actually breaking my fucking mind. You have to be like a meth head to agree to do a pregnant male kink Cedar porn. No you don't, you have to have an OnlyFans who make a ton of money off of bullshit like this. I don't know man, that's creepy. Let's wrap it up with some favorite... What is your guys favorite things that we've done on on a hey watch off the

top my head Evelyn but I don't know. So I'll go to mine it is the super baby. Yeah okay. I think it's before my time. Connor you weren't there for it but the super baby was a time. I think I'm getting a cold from the fucking AC. I'm getting real cold too. How you doing Connor? I Feel like it a lot

But yes, so the super baby was a time in the world where there was a one-year-old baby That was a perfect martial artist. Yeah, and his Brazilian father Was heavily pressuring us to have him fight has below ASAP. I mean, yeah, I remember listening to it. No, I know, I'm just, I'm doing, we're doing our favorite moments. And then so the fact that the dad kept being like, he must fight Hasbulla before he turns two because the promo, he's like the promo

for a one year old baby, so much better than two year old baby. And I was like, okay, yeah, we're gonna get that going ASAP. We're gonna have him fight Hasbullah his own baby other favorite moments I mean poop demon Emerson spooky is here what is this nobody was listening God bless 500 listeners this time. Oh my god! What the heck? Who's that? He has had his Gerber's today. Josh was antsy though. That was his dad. No. No who's the guy? Joey's insane. Rewind a second. It's unbelievable. It's crazy how much he's changed. Who is that? Look at that bright-faced young man He has had his Gerbers today Josh was antsy though

This baby Goodness I get what do you think this kid is up to now? Joshua! The strongest baby in the world! Oh my goodness! What do you think this kid is up to now? I follow him on Instagram still. He's just like four now or three or five? God, man, time does not fly actually. That baby is still a fucking baby. No, no, he's probably five. He's still five or something. But he is like still doing like taekwondo. Yeah. And yeah, it's like the dad still, you know, pushing him. Abusing him? five or something but he is like still doing like uh... taekwondo yeah and uh...

yeah it's it's like uh... the dad still you know putrid him abusing him now not abuse it's all day this is i mean this is domestic abuse we have some studio on the other side that we used knocked him out joshua i hate has blow he's a fake baby shout out richie god bless the great richie gaines games are at an angels game. All right here, Richie You agree?

It's fraud that's fraud Joey this is when you were losing your hair You're not away supposed to be here, but I was really stressed out. What year is this? Do you know? Can you check? 2022 is this one? Yes. Yeah, when I was really stressed out. Here's this do you know can you check? 2022 this is one ass yeah, one more if it was Yeah Wow, we're not seen and no you were in Iraq, Jr. Oh, remember we remember you hired the guy to come in to be the the evil guy as well as manager So this is has bullets manager. he comes in and he is uh... surprising uh... sts super baby status this the same like

your baby is a fucking weak baby has little kill your baby incredible stand-alone phones and dad i'm sorry we don't have any cabbage soup for you but here's a mic was bornulla will kill your super baby in one minute and we don't want fucking dead babies. You want your, you want your fucking dead babies. We don't want fucking dead babies. First of all, if anyone dies, it's gonna be Hasbulla. Your fake baby, he sucks.

I don't even talk about death because the athletic commission's gonna be on me about that. You babies, you fuck babies! This should have been saggy. Wait, you're saying you fuck babies? Yeah, he's saying that Americans fuck babies. So he's being super pro-Russia. He was amazing.

And this was like big into, there was something big in the news about America, like there's a big pedophile story in the news. Yeah, there's always a big pedophile story in the news yeah there's always a big pedophile story in the news in america here's your old shit oh my god oh my god universal remote what are you going to call this put universal remote on docking station

don't you know that dagestani now are the old champions of the world okay what are you bringing here okay joshua watch out there's a creepy dagestani man behind you Look at this guy right there. Yeah, legendary baby. What a cute baby That is fantastic. Play to the crowd. He's got more showmanship than Hasbulla. Oh absolutely That's crazy. That's not the baby. What do you mean that's not a baby? So then we started fighting and fake fighting and there was a too much like stimulation of the baby

literally started like like scream crying traumatized the child well this fucking He was trying to say that this is our American has well like he's obvious the guy kept being like oh He's like a 20 year old guy obviously, but he's a dwarf. Are you shy the guy off Craigslist? Yeah Yeah, he said he what it didn't he like lie to us he like said he was showing up with his driver It was an uber We agreed we like we talked it over and we agreed like I'll give you like 200 bucks to come do this acting job And then last minute he goes like I need extra 50 dollars because my driver charges 50 my personal driver Then we were outside and we watched Drive in his own camera his own beat up camera

beat up camera and we were just like whatever he has to pay his driver classic scam artist russick you cry you just made the baby cry you are a fucking chicken i will see you in court hey take the headphones off

we know you don't have technology like that. This is a lawsuit. This guy's trying to sue us. Hey, here's what I think about that. Get out of here. Get the fuck out of here. That's what we think about your fake lawsuit. Get the fuck out of here, bitch. Get the fuck out of here, pussy. Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here, pussy. I'll kick your ass, bitch. Touch a baby? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of here, pussy. I'll kick your ass bitch Was dad talking to the mom Josh was dead talking to the mom and he thinks it's all serious he thought all that happened It's crazy He goes he goes he goes so why watch him right here. He goes he goes he thought judge it was not strong, baby More a guy you see the promoter guy run away, but he said Josh was not strong baby. He thought that Joshua was dwarf. The promoter guy, you see, the promoter guy run away because he said Joshua's not a baby. He's not a baby. He's a fake baby.

He saw Joshua kick the board. Yeah, he said Joshua's not a baby. He thought Joshua was an adult because of how strong he is. Action! Wait, hang on. Oh my God! He's kicking pens out of our mouth. Joshua! Joshua!

I was scared I was gonna fall. Joshua! Joshua! The kid's amazing. You're amazing, kid! Let me hang it. God damn it. It'd be crazy if you eventually made it to the USC. You're like 60.

That's what I was saying on the pod, by the way. I'm like, this is the future UFC champion. By the by the way John now do your favorite pod moment of all time just Emerson Spooky Just sitting here giggling like those are crying great great fucking great character. They're really I think my favorite my favorite character is probably still doorman the doorman Johnny Depp store, man What's that? Doorman Devon, where I'm like, I would love to be a Doorman that just gets tipped 20 bucks every day and I just get to go like,

you know, down the corner, they got some grater, they got a great chopped cheese. That's a weird favorite moment of all time. It's not a favorite moment, well, there's a million actually favorite moments. That's a great character, but that's a crazy pick. My favorite moment? Oh, fuck.

It's difficult. I don't think you like the podcast. We have a lot of great moments. That hates the pod. We have a lot of fucking fantastic moments. This was your idea to talk about favorite moments. You're acting like I'm the one who started asking everybody for their favorite moment. Well, you know what?

Honestly, the most excited I ever was, was after the Josh was super baby up. So well, you're now you're just picking mine. I remember like we we left that day. We thought we really did something huge. I thought like that. I thought I had I had in my mind. I was like, that's going to like we're gonna. That's a new million millions of numbers Actually our lowest viewed app that's lower view than us sitting Yeah, I don't know my I don't have a favorite moment because the whole thing has been such a beautiful like weird little ride like

because the whole thing has been such a beautiful, like weird little ride, like not to sound gay, but like I remember showing up at Joey's place with the road caster in my backpack and I'd set it up in Joey's apartment and we would like do EPS and we just, you know, and we knew not many people were listening, but we were like, just let's keep trucking through. After watching the Sopranos movie.

After watching the Sopranos movie was also a great moment. We went to my couch. How could this happen, I believe, is the name of the episode. Yeah, we were all devastated by it. Yeah, it was that was devastating. But I mean, I don't know, we've had the show's only gotten just so much fucking better. It's not that it's going to answer prepared since it was your.

I don't I don't think about the podcast like with moment I was just saying like I'm just trying to bring that premise up I don't personally have a favorite thing. I think I I love all of them. Okay great I think I'm the you know I you know the host the show I think everything's great I think every every week is great whatever your diplomatic Whatever your least favorite ep is that's my favorite. Yeah, that's what I say. What's your favorite Connor? A few things yeah, I said Emerson spooky poop demon Emerson spooky Evelyn stuff is great Yeah, I don't know it's hard to know you know what actually it's hunger

killing field so how could killing feel the hunger killing probably my incredible super baby that might be my start a huge lore for the podcast yeah I also I think my I think recently the thing I can remember is I I laugh really hard thinking of the Amelia Perez riff where it's like the little cartel members keep handing pieces of paper to people on stage saying we're gonna kill you. I think that's on Jock Week. Yeah. Love that bit. That made me laugh. I think that was a public app. That made me laugh when I'm not like, when I'm just walking around the house. I imagine little tiny cartel guys handing anyone pieces,

anyone giving a public speech, anybody. Like it could be like a high school graduation. And I always imagine little cartel guys with cowboy hats handing them piece of paper, saying we're going to kill you. When I thought about it, I think probably my favorite episode is when I returned from the backpacking trip, and I told you guys all about that.

The hiking story. Can you go back into that story? It's me and my dad and like his friends. Actually tell the whole thing Actually tell it again the most hated moment the show's history John what is your favorite? Holy shit You got wet brain I mean just like my like all what I like no yeah like what like like they name some moments Where you left and you go man? I love this when you think before? No, yeah, like name some moments where you left and you go, man, I love this.

You know what, when you just end, right? Not when. Let me finish, let me finish. When you end and you got that energy and you realize it's really good, and then you get up and then you're like, it's just great. When you make something very nice. I know what you mean.

It's very good. It's like making a very good meal. Sure, it's kind of like he's kind of hinting at you. You know, I have pauses throughout the night, like sometimes after we record episodes And when I really loved the episode because it's all a blur to me honestly, but like like when we were Dope and we record a great at well. You're a drug addict. You go to the bathroom to do cocaine and then soren's annex and all that You're a big you're you're you're a giant drug addict. We all know and that's why you miss episodes. You're a drug addict

Yeah, that's cuz I'm busy thinking about GoofCon. No, it's because you're deep in a K-hole and you're a drug addict. You're the only... You miss episodes. You're an actual drug addict, Joey. I'm at home writing GoofCons, which do huge Iron Man numbers.

We went back down to 1970 last month. You know what you did? Same as every month. So, I once again don't know what you're talking about. Same Ebonflow. I don't know. Same Ebonflow as every month. I don't know, no. I actually look at the data.. We say Evan flow is every month No, I actually look at the data go to graph tree on that

I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, cuz you know the fucking night. Oh, I saw we went back to 197 now We're back at 20 same as last now. We're at 25 almost we're not look dumb. We're at 20 We're like 2000 20,000 500 look hey, that's natural progression. That's what happens every fucking month We climb a little bit every month You don't understand down towards the first of the month cutters like anything that wasn't my idea doesn't help Your idea is what helps us I created an idea that helped the patreon and so when I miss an episode But I think I should be given a little bit of a pass because I do my own private episode.

Yeah we do we're doing pretty good. Where you guys all by the way bailed you don't even like the Lakers you skipped a goof con to watch a basketball game you don't even care about. You told me. You John. No here's where your ego's at. Kevin at least. Let's talk about your ego.

You thought you usually you told me I wasn't even invited that's what you said. Well nobody Jesus you fucking crazy ot Jesus. That's what you say Try grab my cock Testy in the minute. Oh, I'm not giving it to you I mentioned I was like I might go watch the locker game. You go good. You're not even invited Invited I read the comments and see what people people don't like it So I said for goof con, but I'm gonna listen to the listeners Now I'm a listener I listen to them and I say the feedback is they don't like it

They don't like it. Listen, you're run by people that are you back the audience ever heard of it? No, you know, you don't know them in the patreon comments all the time We wait for you outside of your apartment all the time. You're like by people that are you the audience ever heard of it? No, you know you don't know them in the patreon comments all the time We wait for you outside of your apartment all the time. You're like taking naps You don't know how to go to bed. I'm writing jokes at home. No, I drank 30 white laws the night before What? What? You go, huh, not true. Oh no. No, you're in your apartment,

you're doing the fentanyl lean and we're outside banging on your door. I just did the Boston lean in front of a- The Boston lean. In front of a fucking cast iron full of peanut shells. Oh my God. I think somebody poisoned me last night. They go, what?

That's fucking bullshit that you can say that. Joey, Joey. Just a burnt chili pot. Joey, you're a lazy drug addict. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take GoofCon onto my own new Patreon and we'll see how it does. That will prove it. Oh yeah. Okay okay we'll do

it okay and then so number of good cons on this since it doesn't help well it doesn't matter the show's on it does help it doesn't look at that i've never said it doesn't help you're real anti israel anti-israel when it comes to me you piece of shit. Who's a scientist? That little Jewish weasel hunter. Now all of a sudden. As soon as the dollar signs start affecting him, the Jew comes out of it. I think, I don't think we don't respect goof con. We all love it and think it's brilliant.

Who cares about respect? I'm talking about if people care about it. I just don't think I'm good on if this people care about it if you Don't think I'm good on goof call. No, no, I'm gonna pressure don't worry about that. You're I think you're good on it I think I'll try again. We should We'll start in the page for goof con and we'll see if anybody signs up I could easily be wrong We'll see We're not saying that Our last episode we can't start a fight, okay?

This is the last time we're all gonna talk together like this. It's done. Well, Connor, you think that nobody cares about it, right? Actually, you know what? Everybody sign up for the good, John. That's the problem. You act like we all are saying no one cares. I love Gookum.

We're just saying we don't think that it's the reason the Patreon is doing what it does. No, I'm not saying it's 100% of the reason. I'm saying it has a little boost. There a boost and I've always said that I believe that too Top to bottom I'm staying out of this because I don't want to fucking argument on the last Come on, it's the last fucking episode. Why don't you buck up, pussy? All right?

It's the last fucking episode. Why don't you buck up, you fat pussy? I'm doing a thing. Jesus Christ. Like it's the last episode. All right, yes, and it's fine, and this is what we do here. I'm gonna give you a titty twister.

People like fights. My nipples are fucking hard as shit right now. AC. I love you guys so much. I truly wanna say, like, this has been one of the greatest things going ever in my entire life. I love you all so much. Cheers.

Not to get gay, but my, I'm very grateful for you guys. I look forward to every Friday and the only, you know what? This is what I'll say. No matter what is happening in the world, no matter what is happening in my personal life, I always know that I have you guys I have my friends and it I when I'm when anything feels overwhelming I think

about all you guys and it makes me feel so good that I have you and I love you I love you all so fucking much as a guy who's had a historically bad two years I feel the exact same way what What do you mean two? Do you mean 32? Bobby butt. Good night. See you at 300 cocksuckers. Alright folks. See you at 300 cocksuckers. Bye bye. See you at the bar. Ha ha! Welcome to hate watch 200 everybody Tracks John is eating. Yeah, we're gonna have the OBI and he's eating bread Not a baguette from where Starbucks Starbucks. I had a little bit of ham on it interesting nice I

Don't know there was a Starbucks here. Did you guys write down there buddy? There was there was like an old There's like there was an old serial killer slash like probable pedophile.ophile that was talking David and Isaiah's ears off. He's right behind you. Oh really? I was at the bar ordering these drinks. David turn the camera. Turn the camera over to the guy. Get the guy. No no no no no no no. To the other guy. So I was at John's bar ordering these drinks and a chick at the bar Said what are you guys doing? I said we're doing a podcast and she said could I be on it if I show my tits?

Yeah, we I said yeah, yes If I do it you buy me one drink what if this episode ends with us all titty fucking a homeless woman on the counter of John's bar What if this episode ends with us all titty fucking a homeless woman on the counter of John's bar? It's about I walked up to the bar to get a beer and a guy goes Well, you look like I'm SNL and I go which guy he goes, you know, which fucking guy and I go I go Michael Longfine goes yeah, bro You know exactly who I'm talking about. I was like, alright, I'll take it. It's fine. Connor gets attacked from all angles.

It's not an attack. Because also that one goes way back. I've been compared to Michael Longfellow since I met him like 10 years ago. But it gets to the point where no matter what anyone is saying you look like, it feels like an assault. People say I look like Sebastian Sandel. And I want to go, yeah, but shut the fuck up. That's nice though They say Charlie Dale the time I want to go

That's energy at the energy I get you look like I understand both I'm just saying there's something about just don't even tell me I Don't like the look-alikes. It's like easy. Yeah, the fucking winter soldier. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, long clothes not the worst. I hate when I get logic logic hurts. Yeah, the fucking winter soldier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah long flows not the worst. I hate when I get logic logic hurts Yeah, you know That one even when you get a nice one though. It feels mean somehow. It does feel mean feels condescending. You're biracial I'm biracial I could say the n-word. I'm biracial and I will I'm biracial and I will We have to remember when I not on a studio. I'll say it here as loud as I can. I'm going to say the N word at Union Station. Immediately eight guys jump on you.

I'm going to scream the N word at Union Station. Security, honestly, it's like pretty fucking slick here. I thought there'd be like giant turds ever. I thought this would look like India. Dev, I've got to be honest. I think you have to take the headphones out because I can't hear you. I think you're talking too quietly. Really? You're talking too quietly?

Yeah. All right, I just have to monitor the sound. I know, I know, I know. That's a good idea. I'll keep one in. Yeah, cause I'm like. I'll keep one in, that's cool, that's horrible. You're whispering.

I apologize. The bar is empty, it looks nice though. It's a nice vibe in there. It's a lovely bar. Maybe we can move to the bar eventually. Lovely setting. We love to, moving to the bar would be. We'll move, we'll move.

That could be ideal. We'll wait for the last guy to go and then we'll go we'll go take over the counter that's fine I mean I think we should go over there and just have those people in the show a little bit I want to get the bouncer over here because he's the funniest guy remember is it the Philly guy yeah the Philly guy hey Ryan Ryan come here he's what a sigh he's like, alright. He hates this. He's like, alright. When you, when you kicked that Mexican guy out earlier today,

and he was yelling Fernando at you. By the way, if you don't want to talk about this, you don't have to, but that, that was, sounded like a very good story. You kicked out a Mexican guy. Yeah, I kicked out a Mexican guy. He said I wasn't American because I had blue eyes. Well, really, that's odd. That's, that's the most American thing about you. The most American thing there is. Um, I you. I told him I'll show you what American is. That's really good stuff actually. Legend. I heard it was so funny, the bartender looks

at it and goes, I think he just said he's going to show him what America is. And I threw him out of the bar. That was great. Do you think, has there been any ice rants here? No, dude, that'd be vicious. I want to let him in the water. What if ice infiltrated a Dodger game? Oh, it'd be like, it'd be like a paper disaster. What would that be the place to go if your ice?

Yeah. No, those guys are like Republican. Yeah, that's studying my headquarters. Did you see that? Ice headquarters should be Chavez Ravine. They have ice headquarters at Dodger. Yeah, that's what I studied by headquarter. Did you see that? Ice Headquarters should be Chavez Ravine. Yeah, the Legion Valley. You see that Bad Bunny's doing like a world tour and he's skipping the United States completely. What's he doing? He's skipping the United States completely. I heard, I saw that. I feel like that is intentional of him like avoiding like an ice rave because a Bad Bunny concert is like, well yeah. I mean

that's the high baby. I, Bad Bunny needs to get it together. I don't know what he thinks, you know, he can't do that to this country. He's a beekeeper, actually. Bad Bunny's a beekeeper, he's protecting the illegal immigrants. I don't appreciate that type of slick, slick movement from Bad Bunny, okay?

America brings in a lot of money for him. And I... And you were dying to pop your pussy the bad bunny concert, you know me You couldn't wait. You know me well. You know me well. Uh-huh. I love bad bunny Mm-hmm. I love to pop ass you love to have that sweet ass I'm a bad bunny show. No, I just don't I get it. I get it But you do America do America your bad bunny get your fans arrested do America. Do America. You're Bad Bunny.

Get your fans arrested, do America. Do America. You coward. Oh, do you think he didn't do it because he thinks people are gonna, like, they're gonna throw nets at his concerts? No, I genuinely think that. I think he's like, I think he's like in on it, he's like, I don't wanna fuck these people over.

Oh, I thought it was like, fuck America, they're doing that. No, I think it's him like protecting his fans. Oh, okay, in that case it makes sense. It's like the beginning, it a dress or Jurassic Park lost world But they have like trucks and shit make a cattle Remember the catching all the dinosaurs Every time John does a risk that was fine.'t know what's going on. That was fine, it was good. But I realized whenever John has undivided attention,

I creep free. We decide to ascend on him. It is funny. That was good. Because you know what, here's why. It's because he loses confidence at the end of his choice. I hate being in the spotlight. By the way, I need one of you to pay attention to me

when I'm saying it. It feels like a balloon being def being deflated, you know? Making Joey laugh is great, making Devin laugh is great, making Connor laugh is great. I can't have all of you looking at me at the same time, it's horrific. I do love the evolution- I'm glad you're in podcasting, that's really good. All four white guys in public, podcasting with mics, this is like is like the this is what people's fear is. This is the evolution. Like this is the equivalent of like when you see like a like a fish

turned into a frog and started crawling on the on the sand. I actually feel really good about this. I thought I'd be nervous about it. Nightmare. No, we're going to do this all the time. I thought I was nervous about it, but I realized that like I've done stand up in so many bad bars that I'm like, this actually feels better than doing a bar show. Oh, yeah. You're David the David by the way could you do a 360 right now? Just so people could see What?

Get the inside over here David get the inside of the bar here. It's beautiful Yeah, I mean, there's honestly the one the prettiest buildings in Los Angeles. Oh, it's gorgeous. Oh, yeah This is where I'm so many movies. I used to fucking Come here... And drink. And I still do. You still do, yeah. I used to, but I still do. I used to, but I still do too.

This was a telegram station. A telegram station. Yeah, telegram phone booths over there. And that was a magazine shop. And that was a- And that's the restaurant. No, no, that was a magazine shop. And that was a uh... And that's the restaurant. No, no, that was a magazine shop. That was a post office. Oh my goodness.

But yeah, they found a dead body in a bag right up by the Weitzel's Pretzels in the 1940s. Oh, in the 40s? Yes. The woman cut her husband up in Arizona, took a train over here, and they found his dead body. God, I love old Murdoch. Oh shit, that was her luggage? That was her luggage. That was her cut up husband. That's sick. I did assume trash bag when you said that, but...

Oh dude. Makes more sense for it to be luggage. The worst part about historic train stations is that you imagine people are going on cross-country trips, like big romantic trips. Most people here are just like, I have to get back to El Monte. No, yeah. Nothing's romantic about it.

They're like, Diamond Bar is waiting. I have to wake up before a.m. I gotta get back to Colvino. I'll be like where you guys going today. They'll be like, Anaheim It's like no one's Carson City We're going to beautiful Corona, California. A lot of people here are fresh out of prison and they're having their first drink and then oftentimes you could watch them

have their first drink and then go right back to prison. In a five hour span. Cause the jail's down the street. So people get off and they come here and they go like, I gotta get my life in order. I'm like ready to like take over. And then they get hammered and one guy comes in in red and they go you fucking Are you a blood and then they it's immediately back to what's also the fire stoked by John being like I don't give a shit Yeah, you all yeah, so your first drink back in society John serving you your drink. John has never de-escalated

one My fucking life. Oh by the way, this is bar Union Station come by here, please come to tracks And check out what is the book it's not out yet? Right now we're just just plug the bar She care does he want not yet not yet I just want the bar right now and then come to tracks union station and when you do come say you say why you came So Johnny gets points and also Johnny gets like like like big employee points Yeah, we might be here and we might never know I might be in the corner if there's a good game on my potty be

Potting here. We all might be here Piece of equipment is that your shop? We'll see how it sounds later. It doesn't sound great in my ears right now, but really It's a podcast we're just talking Christ sakes they don't need goddamn surround your your be at most oh my god Imagine getting off a train out from like Chicago LA there's like four guys with microphones Yeah, get a David against their will get the get them against the will looks

That's right. Like look at these. That's right stuff I'm yeah, listen, what are we do? That's the that's the best guys. Listen, I don't I didn't ask for this Everything out there is by the way. Everyone here has an ad on fucking back page Everyone here even with they don't look like hookers. They're hookers like these these guys are hookers even Mike Dicker That guy charges money to teach you teach you football Multiple shots on goal is real Oh God, I love this place. We're gonna turn this into our new studio union station historic union station in in LA

Yeah, we are LA and we will never stop being LA actually reading a rumor that you're not even from LA I've well, you know, did you see that the guy that was saying that said he came out and he goes I was fucking around I was like trying to get under your skin This guy's been trolling You're a fake LA guy Devon's a fake LA guys. I've been from LA's a fucking thing He's been trolling Devon for weeks and it's been getting on Devon's nerve somehow even though it makes no sense Well, that's the one thing Devon really really loves is he's from LA. I know but it's such an I love LA I love Los Angeles such a conformable fact. Don't you fucking act like it's like a thing we take for granted we love our city

Yeah, yeah, but I never get called out for not being here. That's why it's triggering you so much. Yeah It would bother me too. I'm just saying I'm just explaining why it's bothering sure You're off the show I get called out for all the time And it does piss me the hell off, actually. Well, Tahonga's still LA County. Because people don't even know what somebody from LA is. They've never seen it in a movie. No one knows. It's just a Mexican guy or a black guy from Compton.

No one has respect for LA whites. LA whites, man. Go on, Neil. We're talking LA whites. I would say Tahonga's. I would say it's a. Please, sir. Tahonga is ultimate LA whites. And I would say to hungers I would say What can't you Jones come over the guy that killed himself

No one in this town respects LA white And I'm gonna say the end word is loud as I can at Union Station. To the white race. We need to get together. The white race needs to get together. We need to get together. Do things. We need to do things together.

Has anyone. Get off a train and there's four white guys in the back of the car and they're like, we gotta unify as whites. We're LA whites. We're LA whites. That's so funny. Oh God. What a great town.

We're gonna get stabbed. We're gonna whites! That's so funny. Oh god, what a great town. We're gonna get stabbed. We're gonna get stabbed. David, you could set it down when it's like tiring. You don't need to do the whole thing like it's the fucking Revenant. It's alright. That's how it is in your eyes. You're like trying to do all sorts of like Ina Ritu shots.

That looked great. That was nice. No, but I'm talking for him, for his sake. He's going to get tired. I don't want people to get angry at having to hold it too long. David has a short. Sure. David's got a short.

College actress. By the way, I love David so much. He spends his days making weapons of mass destruction. And then he meets up with his podcast friends being like, I like to have fun also. Yeah, he goes, you know what? You know know bombing children isn't the only fun I have I like to watch people talk about bombing children it's getting cold from India right now do we were dying and I had drugs or cowboy when he told my daddy works my

dad looked at David and he goes he he was like, you do? What's the time stamp? David was like, yeah, yeah, and then my dad goes, okay, come on. Johnny, what's the time stamp on that? Wait, do you need this out of here? Yeah, 14 minutes. Yeah, you can't. 14 minutes. 14 minutes, you can't, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, my bad.

What's wrong with that? The name of the company, you said. Whatever. Well, it's just bull bull, you gotta believe it. No one knows who he is. Okay, it's up to you guys. I'm just saying it for him. Listen.

It was David Alford. It doesn't affect me. It was killing us though because we were like. I'm not believing it at David, but I'm going to pretend right now. Because Darryl was like asking about the job and he goes, so you like make the weapons? And David goes, no, I don't make the weapons. I make the navigation system. And me and David were like, no, no, no, no, I don't make them.

I find them. That's what I them. He goes, oh you go big boom boom boom? Who cares? I find the motherfuckers. Then I applied the big boom boom too. I program the software that detects Pakistani funerals. He goes, no no no I don't make the weapons but I'm like a truffle pig for Muslims is what I am actually. You know how kids are always playing hide and seek? I seek. I'm really good at seeking.

I seek them. I'm the best seeker of all time. I'm a seek guy, not a hide guy. Or I don't drop the bomb either. I just find them. Speaking of seek, India's really popping off lately. Look at all these people leave, David. Get a shot of these people leaving. God bless lately. Look at all these people leave David get a shot of these

people leaving God bless them God bless the Union station. Look at them go. It's like the fucking village people you got a guy in a big fucking train fucking captain hat and a security guard. We actually might be the first to do an Amiganza press podcast. Yeah this is one If anyone has a problem with this we're doing one a right now We want to hang the shit out and you can't trespass my eyes if I can see it It's a public you know what's funny about people around inside the bar. Yeah, you know what's funny about people at? airports and at train stations is everyone's dressed in They're dressed in casual like like athleisure wear. Yeah.

No matter who it is, they look like an athlete at a college walking around campus on his day off. With their flip flops on. Slides and socks. And their Nike tech pants. And, but, but, but, but he, the guy, but the person doesn't have anything to do with sports. They're, they're like probably a serial killer with sports. They're probably a serial killer.

Sure. Or a rapist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably. Here's the thing. I know people think podcasts get off on talking about rapists and pedophiles and murderers. The problem is most people are rapists, pedophiles,

and murderers. Most people in the world? Most people in the world, you mean? Secretly. Secretly. At the least, secretly, most people are pedophiles. You think most people are pedophiles? murderers most people in the world most people in the world secretly secretly at the least secretly most people are pedophiles you think most people are pedophiles no no no I don't my wife says that my wife says that most but I kind of do actually in a weird way I kind of have a feel cuz it

comes out all the time. Connor how many people have you? My wife? She doesn't hate men but she is very much she loves men. Can we talk about rape? how many people are rapists that come out how many people that we thought are great people always are Yeah, everyone's a rapist. Everyone's raping their pants off. I think we talked about this I think we talked about raping because I guess up no Devin is doing his thing. This is one man. There's a beautiful beautiful echo here. I love hearing There's a beautiful echo here. I love hearing you're asking for trouble. Spotlight on Devon one man show, turned his head backwards.

I'm waiting to see a guy get out of prison right now, walk down the hallway, he just killed the man who raped his daughter. He's done like five years, he's getting out. And Devon's like, you know, all these guys are rapists. We're all just getting out of here. We're just chill little rapists, all of us. We do talk about it quite a bit,

but it's like, we know so many rapists. Yes. You guys know so little rapists all of us. We do talk about it quite a bit, but it's like we know so many you Rapists yes, you guys know so many rapists yes everyone You have never found out that you they're gonna die with it well There's there's nothing to gain by outing these people that you know I don't know any rapists you do though You know what? Yeah, but I'm open about it. I don't know they're so. You do though. You do, you don't know. Well you know what? Well yeah, but I'm open about it. I don't know that they're rapists. So we're in entertainment, right?

Like me and Devin did stand for years. So it's like, when people are a rapist, they get outed, cause there's a clout factor to that. Unless they have goons who intimidate. But I wonder, how often in like any other industry guys are actually rapists. I don't know if like entertainment's like an influx, there's more rapists.

You know what I'm saying? I got a Dodgers. Dodgers baby! Yes! Yeah! Was that a walk off? Shohei, Shohei. Was that a walk off?

What was going on? I don't know, well it's a homer. Yeah, Shohei just hit a homer. What's the score of the game? Fuck, what is this. I just hit a homer Let's score the game fuck David go over and get the score the game wait a fan. Oh, yeah, I guess David can check don't don't don't turn it off Keep it going keep going the whole time That's was a film inside the bar people he can film inside the bar one a really quick We have some mission we have permission from the boss. You don't know what I have to film

You don't know At all you can't go inside the place we're not allowed to actually film Sure if the owner of the business allows it you still have to get the permission of the Shot of the of the chairs upside down real quick you see those that is so John can sit on them. I don't think anybody. At the end of the night. Yeah, I like to fuck the chairs. Because he's gay as shit. That, yeah.

Right, folks? Hey, that's a good joke. He is. Hey, watch 200, everybody. It's actually all four of us can sit on one chair. Check out the podcast. And fucking. That's how we should do this.

That's how we should be doing this. So wait, wait, when we got permission to film here, it was only like out here. We can't film in there. I heard like we might have to have people sign releases that they're inside Try not to get yeah That's doing this real Devon's doing being a real Right now. Yeah, we already told you I didn't know we couldn't film in there. I said like three times

Dolphin squeaks to me. Hmm. That was fun though. No, we're having it We're having it. That was good. There's an LA moment show. Hey the score beer. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a water I'd love a beer. Yeah, Debbie. I'd love a drink. I'd love a drink. I Have a thank you. Thanks pal. Thank you, buddy Thank you. Thank you. Yeah So what do you think about him? Should we get him off the show? I can't hear you, dude.

I'll be clear. Should we get him off the show? Yeah. You heard that. Oh shit, shquick, shquick. Everyone, be quiet. John, you're the best member of the show. By the way, John has toothpaste and a toothbrush in his bag.

So. Well, that's when you're homeless. He's homeless! Yeah. What do you expect? It's unbelievable. Everybody here has that. You know when John wakes up in the morning and he tells us he's been having horrible diarrhea? That means that he's been going into the hallway and shitting in a public bathroom the entire morning.

By the way, horrible is a... It's kind of like, I don't like that word in front of diarrhea. Hahaha! It's kind of like a... John wakes up every morning and he has wholesome diarrhea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, I shouldn't fucking... I shouldn't give it a...

Don't disparage diarrhea. Negative connotation. It's like a subtle way to hate diarrhea. I shouldn't give it a negative connotation. Man, there are people here with all their belongings, they're getting on trains, they're moving, they're going. You know, I was embarrassed by this idea initially, but I I realized this is we're like the least embarrassing people here. We are the most normal people yeah, we brought The yellow people want to understand how the electricity works. Yeah, people don't have batteries here for sure

I'm surprised people haven't stolen the batteries out of the quarter. Yeah, they rip the copper They're selling the copper from the court man I actually like this this is lovely it's very very meditative I've always what a meditative place this is no I mean like doing the pod like this it kind of yeah it opens things up right now it opens things up. Yeah Feels like I'm doing a set for nobody. Hey, don't sweetheart. I Love you wasn't even lucky. Yeah, she looked at me for a second And look at that. Everyone's got a limp. Everyone's kind of everyone's got a limp. Everyone's got an open wound

God this I'm gonna go stand over there and see if I could hear you talk Would you get me, buddy? Everybody got IVA. Oh, beautiful. Thank you, Johnny. Thank you, pal. We're celebrating Connor's birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday, pal. Thanks, buddy. 31? 31. 31, you old fucking geezer, you. You're 32 right? Yep. 32.

It's always nice when you match me and you're only a year younger than me. I hate being two years older than you. When's your birthday? December right? August. August. Pretty far off. Not even close.

From winter to summer. Not even close. But also it's so funny that like you're not that much older than me at all but we were young. It was older. When I met you when I was 19 and you can go to bars and I couldn't, I was like, Devin's old. Right, right. I never even thought of that. And now we're like, yeah, we're the same age. Yeah, that's actually crazy to think about. You're right. I was going to bars and you couldn't.

There were so many open mics I couldn't go to because I legally couldn't. Yeah. The first open mic I ever did, I was 17 and the guy was like, you can come and you can do your set and then you have to leave every time. Yeah. Yeah. I had that with the Commie store when I was young. They did a bringer show at the Belly Room. I walked over into like the middle of the hallway to see how loud we were. If people hear what you were saying, if you said something too crazy, it's not as loud as I thought. No, you guys are being also very quiet. Yeah, we're all being, we're being lovely gentlemen.

I was a little bit paranoid. We're being lovely gentlemen. You guys are being very hush hush actually. I was being paranoid. Hush hush. This is actually the quietest I've ever seen Devon at a bar. Well it's because I got the earpiece in. I know.

I'm trying to gauge if you guys are even coming on. But no, I did a, it's actually very funny. I was 17 years old I was gonna bring your show at the belly room and They would only let me in for my set and I had to leave right afterwards and the guy ushering man was none other than Luke Schwartz Dickhead to me who was recently Well, he ever not been a dickhead to anybody but it, cause like, I eventually made like a friendship with the guy. But I remember from when I was like 17 years old, I'm like,

Oh, you're the guy who was like making fun of me for being a child and trying to do a set. In the belly room, and I was like, God damn. Well, Luke's like 58 years old. Yeah, he looks good for a deal too. No, come on. He's also the best. He's actually quite nice. Shout out to Luke Schwartz, one of my favorite people on earth. I believe what they did to him at the Comedy Store. Don't bring it up. It's known the best. He's actually quite nice. Shout out to Luke Schwartz, one of my favorite people on earth. I believe what they did to him at the Comedy Store.

Don't bring it up. It's known by now. It's known, but it's not our place. It's not our place. He was a ten year long employee, they fired him? No, it's fucked up. And honestly, we are coming for the Comedy Store. Don't do that to Luke.

Don't do that to our baby boy. You don't do that to our don't do that war with the don't do that to our baby boy You don't do that to our baby sweet baby boy. That's our baby boy. They do love Luke of course I love how this turned David into fucking he thinks he's doing the Copa shot It's like David's so excited to break out of the corporate fucking mold he's like oh, I'm not making bombs that kill children I'm gonna I'm a filmmaker tonight. The amount of times he's moved it. Yeah. God bless his soul.

I told him, by the way, I also told him to move it. You're so rude, by the way. He's doing such a huge favor. This is a classic thing in terms of comedy. You tell somebody to do something, then you go, what are you doing? You nut? Yeah, hey comedy your queen. What do you want from me? Oh? There you yeah, bring it out of a shell a little bit Johnny. Why don't you bring anything to the table?

I'm actually just like weirdly you're nervous. I'm at my job It's like I'm in, I'm like looking around. But we got permission, we're gonna have to, we're gonna have to. No, no, I'm not dirty about that, it's just, I'm at my place with the appointment. It's a different type of mindset. I don't drink here. We're gonna have to promote your, your, your boss's, uh, book. We will eventually when it comes out. We're gonna get, we're gonna get crazy. That was the agreement that we made. We said we'll eventually promote your book if we're allowed to do this here.

As much as possible. Also, by the way, before we got here, we were sitting at Devin's house, and I was like taking a piss or so I was at the bathroom I overheard a conversation where John was yelling at Devon going like alright, dude If we fucking go here, you can't say shit to me for like a fucking year Oh, yeah, like if I get us in there now, you can't complain to me about anything Even for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a month for a You look shocked. You look shocked. You look shocked. Did I look shocked? Okay, okay, okay, please. I wanted your help. I wanted your help.

You went, please, okay. I swear to God. Oh my God, just don't hurt me. I just wanted your help with the wires. I gave you. I went downstairs. I thought you were yelling from upstairs. I actually was yelling for help. The minute we end recording, everyone leaves and just like fucking like throw And I'm down there every every week like fixing things

Grabbing wires and like I like turning this off and taking the thing out and all that Yeah, which I don't mind but like this week. I was like we guys were going to do a thing Everyone left immediately John was the only John my Maurice my beautiful Maurice yeah I just set up the bar hang I guess my you have one job listen he's my beautiful Maurice he's my beautiful Maurice too you guys have to fight over Maurice's now he's my me he's my Maurice he's your mind he's actually more your Murray's you it's a good I love you I love you too buddy I'm both you know you and Maurice. Thank you. I love you, Joey. I love you too, buddy. I'm both your Maurice.

You know, you and I, I think you and I might be the greatest duo of all time. What about John? I agree, but that's so mean to John. It's fine, I don't even want to be in the duo. Well, no, but I'm saying like on a, well Johnny and I have never been in like, we never made videos together, you know what I mean? We definitely did many times. It's totally fine. Your first videos were with me before you met Joey, but it's good not fully alone. Yeah

Yeah Well, I think Joe is better act that's fine that's fine I just like very very good You and I out on the town if you and I had like an insomniac show out on the town It'd be the greatest thing ever made. Well, Johnny's like Right now a bozo remember Chicago in New Orleans when you said the n-word to a black guy. Yeah over and over again Well, you gave me permission by the way By the way, yeah, I

I kind of I'm kind of close to booking a New Orleans trip for myself because I'm I got nothing these days that's sad and No, but I want to know but I want to I don't I want to book it where I like how about you guys? Come with me and we do a week in New Orleans and we record and we walk through the town and we do like I mean with This bad boy you can do whatever the fuck you want. I walk around walk around you know after this I might buy better shit cuz this I don't John I'm gonna see how this sounds I swear to God through my my headphones. It sounds amazing your

Try it What the hell that sounds fine, bro. I don't know what you're tripping on. You don't think it sounds a little blown out? You have airplane headphones by the way. No, it doesn't sound blown out. I'm using Skullcandy. You're using Skullcandy? Joey, it's Skullcandy. Can we get everybody's Skullcandy headphones?

They're from- they're from the Southwest flights, cocksucker. Get the Amazon fake beats. Those are good. David, I love you so much. Thank you for doing this. Dave, you're the best guy ever. You're my favorite person on Earth. I'm no Rick Rubin, but that sounds fine to me. All right. I'm no Rick Rubin.

Where did Connor go? Connor's like having sex. There he is, he just pissed. He's having sex. Connor made a friend. Connor's talking to Hannibal. What? You want me on podcast?

How you doing, buddy? Yeah, David's mailin' in. I'm not the person he's coming to. Oh, OK. Oh. What was that about, Connor? He just got mad at you. He got mad at me?

You talking to your wife's father? What did he do? What was he mad about? That made no sense. What did he say? I think he thought you were calling him gay because he was talking to a man because he was African. Wait, he got mad at you?

Yeah, he did. I don't know. He did. He walked away mumbling, and he was like, what just happened? That made no sense. I walked by the guy after when he got mad at you. Yeah, I don't know he did He walked away mumbling and he's like I walked by the guy and he goes are you David? I thought he said Devon. I was like Devon No, and he goes okay, and I was like he was on the phone Yeah, I know, but he was like talking to me. Oh really he looks me good stressed out from traveling I was like

I'm not like he was stressed out cause his shoulders are getting their arms chopped off right now. That was so weird though. I was like, no I'm not David. He's like, he buried his blood diamond. He doesn't, he's. He's.

He's. He's. That was G-Man Hanzu. I didn't know he was upset at you. He seemed like, he seemed like he was having a great time. I'm, I'm gonna, already chart. I already poured the beers I'm gonna charge him for another round and then I'll are you doing the clothes right now? Okay, I got more of these beers

Just bring it all No, I don't get that that was confusing I don't have you's on the phone Imagine he hated you because you're you. That happens quite a bit. You're a white guy that looks like you and that black guy was not having a good time with you because you're you. I think he was asking me a question.

He would hate me too. I think it's a terrible face. By the way, not to me, I love, Connor to me is the most lovable person, but I've seen it somehow like in the like the wild So many people like see you and just don't like you. Yeah, just by your looks I don't know looks like he fucking throws his wife off yachts He looks like a double jeopardy guy like Connor looks like like

Untrustworthy, I look like that. You kind of do you think double jeopardy double jeopardy? You look like double jeopardy. I don't see it. I I'm like unkempt. I wear a hat my hair Nothing you can do will ever escape that mustache. What do I fucking do you were born in? There's just handsome and you have a nice life. You know not like but I'm not I'm not like handsome in the way that it would be like stunning. You're a solid looking guy. I'm good I'm not like I'm not walking around like I'm fucking you know you look like a bro. I guess yeah I'm not Brad

No, but it's like it's just dude Connor. There's just some sort of like what is that? What is the thing? It's called a Physionomy or what is the phenotype that I see? Retards oh my god say the phenotype Peter how long have you known me? Thank you so much sir, that's got bless you that's what are your thoughts on him? Like get one out of ten, be honest. A thousand. Oh shut the fuck up. No. Come on now. That's lovely. I'm the laziest bartender here. Has John ever said a story to you where you have thought like I don't know if this really adds up? Not off the top of my head, no. You're trying to be like you're a liar. He's like is John a bad guy? Are you a bad person that lies constantly? By the way, John's never lied to me. I was fishing for something to try to for the pod. But yeah, no. So like 10 out of 10 or a thousand out of 10. It's like. I agree. He's a thousand out of 10 to me too. He's never lied at at once I was trying to get something because we're sitting here trying to do good pod

This is the guy we're supposed to be Ashley with Huh? Shit The nicest guy on earth. Oh you're big fan of bands. Yeah, he's also the like the hottest Viking metal band guy ever on earth He has a you're the band you you're in Motor wound yeah That's that's the one I want to see. The Motor Wound, his band's pretty big.

Damn. But yeah, no. He looks like a... Ash would have loved to have met you by the way. He is like anybody that knows who he is, he's like thrilled and he's like the nicest guy. Shout out Ash! One of my favorite bands in like 9th and 10th grade was 3 Inches of Blood. Really?

3 Inches of Blood. Really? Three Inches of Blood. That's awesome. What God right is high! Hahaha! If they come back, please, if you make it, they'd love to have you. I mean, if you guys hung out, it would have been like the parent trap. Like, they'd be like... Hahaha! You guys look exactly the same.

It is one of those sea of Peters in the audience. It's like, it's like white Peters, Mexican Peters, there's like one black Peter there in the entire crowd. I'm all of them in between. There we go. Thanks, man. What's up, man? Cheers, man.

Thank you, buddy. Appreciate you. Oh, fuck, I didn't get you one. Oh, thank you. David Cox, you want another one? Get him another beer. Get him another beer. Okay, thank you, Peter.

Thank you, Peter. Thank you, Peter. Hey, you're back how you doing sir? What is your life? What is a regular day for you sir? No not at all. Yeah it's an A. Have a good night, sir. God bless you. God bless you.

Devon, you got to have a better approach, but. That was a terrible opening line. In five minutes, Vitaly and Ty Dolla $ign are going to pepper spray that guy. By the way, how do we get to? Akon shows up playing locked up. That guy. You know what?

That guy's going down. He's a big pedophile. Can we move? That guy's a big pedophile. Never mind. Never is going down he's a big pedophile that is a giant pedophile can we move into the bar because they got a mop out here so it's like into the bar and then Ryan can mop out here what it's pretty clean out here I'll mop well basically I don't want to mop later that's all what is mop this will mop this part yeah, no nobody needs to look at that I'm all nervous John is so nervous about a job of every eight fucking years and I'm the...

God! Would you stand up for yourself? Stand up for yourself for once. For once in your life? This is crazy. Um... yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What a great add-on to that. That was great, man. Fuck you all. Fuck you all. Suck my dick, all of you. Suck me! Does Starlink make a dunce cap that we can go around and do? What a great add-on to that. That was great, man. I was sick. Fuck you all. Fuck you all. Suck my dick, all of you. Suck me.

Does Starlink make a dunce cap that we can draw, really? Can we get a virtual dunce cap for this guy? Does Starlink have a dunce cap? No. Johnny, I don't know. Relax. He's been so on 10 all day. All day. all day.

All day. All day. Can I do it? Yeah, hold on. You called me like five times today. The way you were texting us today, I was like, you got it. I was so annoyed by the way he texted me. I hated him. Oh, Bevin pick up your god damn phone? Well, you also are, you're bad at that.

Joey, you can do better than that, bro. If someone calls you, just answer the phone. When you called me the other day, I was literally in the shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's been a million times. That is the worst, the picking up the fucking phone. It's insane. I'll call you. You won't answer. And then you'll text me the second the phone call ends.

And you go, what's up? It turns into a thing where I know people think I'm doing that. And I go, that's actually crazy. I didn't know I got a call. It's crazy. Every time I call Connor, he picks up. Yeah. Every time Connor calls me, I pick up.

Also, I'm a big phone call guy. I love talking on the phone. I hate phone calls. I love them. But I'm a big phone call guy I love I hate phone calls I'm not I'm not actively looking at your call and like let letting it go you I do yeah I screen ice cream ice cream well yours I do I watch your calls and I watch them and I go you mother fucker I don't know I watch them come in I've never not called you for a good reason what are you calling me for again every morning you call me. Every fucking...

No I don't! He's literally complaining how I don't fucking hang out with him anymore. You were just complaining about it. I never call him. And now he's calling me. I know the call is a bullshit. It's a bullshit fucking... What if it's not?

What if he wants to watch a movie with you? Who's the boy who cried wolf? No, because I know when John calls me it's like... I just realized it. so it's like hey buddy So yeah, I don't sound like that Devons a hen he doesn't pick up my calls He complains about something screen Conner's clothes when you whenor called me the other day, I genuinely wasn't in the room. I will say-

I was doing laundry actually. I was doing laundry. I will say- Breaking all your fucking underpants with shovels. Out of all the times I called you, maybe 10% of the time you picked up. I don't like- Uh huh. I don't like what a call does. It's so much more-

Now we're getting to the truth. It's so much more efficient. Now we're getting to the truth. It's so much more efficient. Now we're getting to the truth. You're admitting it. Now we're getting to the truth. It's so much more efficient.

I'm trying to make plans here. Four pages of more efficient that you're admitting it. Now we're getting to the truth. It's so much more efficient. I'm trying to make plans here. Four pages of text can be solved with one call. Exactly. Exactly. I'm not screening your calls. I'm screening your calls a lot. I literally- you complained how I never called you anymore.

And now you're screening my calls. No, I wasn't- I never complained about calls. I don't wanna call. Now you're complaining about calls. You're complaining about them as we speak. I like- I like in person, bitch. In person? How do I get in person? What, do I just show up to your fucking house complaining about your complaint. I like in person bitch in person How do I get in person when I should show up to your fucking house? Yeah calling you cocksucker Also, Deb is like over Deb is also like the most like like proficient text or ever like texted with

Where he'll get it like paragraphs from like how did you even format that so quickly? I'm a writer You're right, but it's also like I'd rather just talk on the phone. I have three friends in New York. I talk to them on the phone for like hours at a time. We're not in New York anymore Connor, so it's time to get over there. Forget about New York. I'm here. I'm down the street. I'm gonna call them. Why don't you come over? I will say. Why don't you come over and look at your baby boy? I call you to be efficient. You know Joey and I never call and I see Joey more than anybody on the way. By the way, I'll say every time I call you. When you drive to his house, I'll tell you right now. Hold on. I'll tell you right now. It's a $20 over to get to your place

Sure, 20 Decision to have to take who doesn't matter doesn't matter. You had a motorcycle that crap matter dumb. Don't matter. Don't matter point is Here now we're here now. I gotta take 20 over chill a little bit drunk retard How dare you it's a 20 $20 uber chill a little bit drunk retard How dare you it's a $20 uber? To solve it now here and now I get your piss. I'm gonna buy you I'm gonna buy you I'm gonna buy you a car. You are $5,000 car I'll buy you a 2006 Toyota yars

I'll buy you a 2006 Toyota Yaris. I will. I'll buy John a car. The cheapest man I've ever met is offering to buy you a car. So that's crazy. He's not going to do it. He'll never do it. Don't do the whole cheap thing. When am I being cheap?

Accept it. I buy you shit all the fucking time. No you don't. Buy me a car. What is this? What are you talking about? I buy you stuff way more than you buy me stuff. That's not true.

That is not true. That is not true. That's absolutely true. That is not true. That's absolutely true. I buy stuff all the time. You always come in and you go, I got it. And I go, all right. So then I buy it. Right, well, why are you doing that?

I'm about to buy it. No, you're not. So now you're trying to look like a good guy for both getting in front of it. No, he does this. No, it's actually like kind of crazy. I'm always trying to buy you stuff and you get in front. You go, I got it. I go well all right

It's insane. You did it today at the liquor store. I was like about to buy it. You go. I got this No, that's the natural course because you bought the be the Guinness is so So it's as if I'm buying stuff and you're trying to make up for it If I was intentionally letting you buy the Guinness is because like it's about time to make me buying things now I'm still mad about you never you can still actually what you just said. No no no you never actually offer your card up ever. That is not true I bought you and your wife dinner in fucking Austin like multiple times. We bought you dinner like three times. When? What to Murray's Tavern I bought you dinner there I bought you drinks a lot

of the time. I also buy you coffee every single morning. And Connor does this great. Connor does this wonderful. I also buy him coffee every single morning. This is great. Connor does this. I buy him coffee every morning. And there's one morning I was like, can you please offer to buy the coffee? I mean, it's ridiculous. It's five mornings in a row I buy him coffee. I walk up to the counter every time with my card in hand. Connor is doing this to keep some sort of like, to keep some sort of power over me. Connor loves this to keep some sort of power over me.

I literally pull my card out every time and I walk up to it and Connor goes no, no, no, I got it I go. All right. The adult thing to do is you insist you never once insisted No, I don't insist adults insist. Well you're playing a game. I don't play games. I don't play games, bitch Adults insist they go let me get this. No, I got this. insist they go let me get this no I got this no you let me get this Oh, this is interesting. This is like actually like all I wanted to hear Connor is playing fake adult games He's trying to think it all games Connors cosplaying as a married man. He's like now like he's learning. I'm not married man you just

Your cosplaying as a married man financially, and you're doing the whole thing we go I'm not see who's gonna put their married man and we like like like a fucking indie movie I always pull my card out and I'm ready to pay and when you say no I go all right what are okay I pull my card out every time. Well also because bullshit no no It's a bullshit because you also you also make a fucking stink about it when you pay for shit No, I don't only guy in the friend group who's made a stink about you paying for shit cuz I'm a funny guy And I make jokes no no no no you I bought I bought apps for us hundreds of times hundreds of times hundreds of times Yes, it's insane my apps and I'll talk to you. Am I right? Just because I'm fat. Am I right though?

No, you're not right. This is actually annoying. He makes us think about it. This is actually annoying. He makes us think about it. This is actually bullshit. You tell him. You tell him.

I literally pay for shit a lot. And you pretend it's nothing's happening. You never do it. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What are you talking about? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You do it like a fraction of the time. I pull my card out every time and you purposely jump in front of it to have this moment on Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on You buy me coffee all the time. We trade off. By the way, you're the only one that needs coffee all the time.

See, that's the 7-Eleven argument. I don't like that argument. That's crazy. You guys are the ones that need shit constantly done for them. Listen. I am always willing to pay. And by the way, you don't get a say in this faggot. Because when I would do that, I had no money. I have money now. If I was hanging out with you I'd always buy your coffee. Connor's doing this thing. This is a no- this is- This is outrageous actually.

This is a little outrageous. This is a little outrageous. I'm always trying to buy you shit. And you always- you come in at the end and you go, no I got this. By the way, by the way, by the way, I never come in at the end. I like wait in the line and I go, let's see who goes to the counter first cuz I always have my card out Then on my wall behind the counter a little bit for a lot On my wallet waiting and you do it you they're fighting right now. Here's how to solve no no no Connor

This cuz I think she thinks he's in like Connor thinks he's in an episode of high maintenance or something. That fight's still happening. Watch out, what's up? It's back down in the alley. It's back there to the right. You're cute as hell, by the way. You are a sweet, sweet, peace up us. A sweet angel.

No, Connor is actually trying to throw me under the bus on camera right now. And it's actually ridiculous I am you are the cheapest guy in town You guys are doing this thing? You guys are doing this thing? Or you guys are using it all? We're doing this thing! We're observing your behavior! You're the only guy I've ever met who's like

Can you Venmo me for that thing? Which is insanely... When have I asked you to Venmo me for something? Like the mozzarella sticks at the place we went to last time You ate six of them and I ate four of them Could you please give me an extra two dollars? That's not true who loves me. I literally don't do that.

You do stuff like that. I think I've slowly since I've been back beat this out a little bit. I let so many men most go. But when I first moved back I was like, are we gonna Venmo each other for every fucking beer? This is unbelievable. Yeah, that's you.

Well, I didn't have anything then. When I moved back you had something. What are you talking about? You had Lemon Party money. No I didn't. I don't think Lemon Party started when you moved back. What are you even talking about at this point? Yeah, LEM Party was like well off to do well.

Maybe it did, but I'm still fucking gathering myself. He-he. Ha-ha! No, Deb, it's not about who has more money. And what are you talking about? You have like a fundamental problem with like checking each other's incomes or like who paid for what and when where. It's not even a problem. It's actually financially responsible stuff.

It is. No I don't. Lately, in the last year, I have made a conscious effort and you still- I have noticed you've started to get better. You've started to get better. And what I'm saying is you guys are using this against- you guys are using a past version of myself against me. So then it'll never change. Because now I'm never paying for anything. It's still very recent. You're done. It's still very recent. You're done. And you're done. You're done.

Guess what? No more goofed up. You're done. You're done. I will say, I think there's a thing with you. I think it's a single child syndrome. It's scarcity. Where you're a little.

It's when you go up in a house where somebody's always reminding you, we don't have this, we don't have this. My dad would always be like, we have no money. You're a single kid. Yeah. So I had that too. But like. That's by the way.

That's why I spent all my money down to $0. And Devon is always bad. You're a single kid. Yeah. So I had that too. But like. That's by the way. That's why I spent all my money down to zero dollars. Your dad's generous. And Devin is always. My dad's not generous. Really. This is now actually a real compliment.

Like Devin is good at saving and like keep like you know not spending on stupid stuff. I'm terrified of having like nothing. Even like on a Postmates. Devin will be at my house like after the gym sometimes. He always finds the best deal. And he'll be sitting there thinking like he'll be saying out loud like man I want to eat. He's like, but I really shouldn't spend on this damn. I'm like dude It's 18 bucks. You could get a meal for yourself. Not even for me. It's not even for others. Yeah, that's just he is a financially

responsible guy. Devon has shifted from early 20s chief to financial responsible guy. This is it's actually annoying to me that Connor is acting this way. You are fundamentally flawed when it comes to being thoughtful for other parties. And you're fundamentally flawed in the fact that this won't change no matter what I do. Because now you're dead set on this. No, because I've been actively trying to be better about this. And you're still bringing this up. I'll give you this little crumb, you've gotten a little better. But still, you are like known amongst the

friend group of the guy who never brings anything to an event. You show up empty handed no matter what. Bringing things to an event is retarded. No, that's- and it's totally performative. That's insane. And I will never bring anything to an event. It's insane. It's insane. It's idiotic. What about you and St. Stephen? I will buy the food later on on Postmates when everyone's like actually needs it and they're drunk But bringing food and watching it not be eaten or bringing bringing the 12 pack of beer and watching nobody drink it This is me the what I'll say here's here's what I'll say about you. Let me real quick I'll say I want to I want to get things when they're when they're when I'll matter what I'll say is that you have changed in

The last maybe seven months got a little better But it's also so scarce that it's to the point where I clock it every time you do something generous Where I'm like, oh a little out of character when he bought us hoagies the other night. I was like, oh That's a new Devon. I forgot that's not I do it. So often you keep pretending. I know I'll tell you right now This is what I've experienced No, because you have to give up on the old me when I had nothing. I am trying to.

I'm still doing things for you. We give him a fresh slate. You can't throw me under the bus. OK, from now on, fresh slate. Fresh slate. Clean slate. Some of that. Clean slate.

But yeah, but if you do it. When I had nothing, I definitely was cheap. Clean slate. I'm buying shit. And you with the, I always clock the coffees and all this and I go, I feel like Connor's doing this to say something on a podcast that tracks you. You're insane. That's insane.

The fact that you're clocking them hurts you. Because I'm trying to pay and Connor always goes, I got this. And I'm like, all right the fact You bought the drinks here's a night and I was like I was about to pay On real quick. I'm waiting for you to catch up to like the model I have in my head where it's like you buy something I buy something But you don't do that. You haven't I don't mind But you don't do that you haven't done that I don't mind Devon

Go through early 20s me and Devon were incredibly broke together right now We had this the famous 7-eleven argument We've gone through on this podcast 30 fucking times the thing is is Devon you have gotten you have gone from what I experienced As me thinking you were cheap in the early 20s to what I think Joey sees now as financially responsible. Frugal. See, I know, I know, it's frugal, but the thing is, is I've noticed that, like, you don't like the, the tit for tat. You like the, let's buy- I hate the tit for tat. Yeah, see, I don't mind at all now. If you buy me something, I'm merely Venmo you for it.

And I know if I buy you something, you merely Venmo me for it. I don't really mind that so much. I'm gonna- Is that it? But I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right now, my biggest fucking, my biggest fucking great is I was a personal uber for like three fucking years I drove you everywhere anytime we had to go somewhere in my Ford I was yeah this is completely unfair by the way I don't think it is I don't think it's unfair, whatever. You like to drive. I'll tell you right now. I'm gonna be driving this to drive. Exactly. I like to drive. I hate to even say I love a good pylon, but I will say-

At the end of the day, all three of us agree. Not really. Yeah, we do. Not really. We do. But you see, here's my big defense of you that I'll say is that, and I hate to fucking do this, man, because I really want to keep piling on But so I will say that if Devin wanted to be really greedy

He could do us a one-man podcast that have guests on and keep all the money for himself If you maybe it would go down on patreon a little bit, but Of you is like quite generous so that is if you wanted to be the max greedy That's why the fact trust me never do it is what... So you're not that greedy. Joey is saying that me... Bang us? ...commercially is so... ...generous.

Well, also, look... Generous by me. Also, I'm the guy. I mean, Devin's been... Devin's been the observer of this. I get drunk and I hail my praises. Do you not appreciate the fact that you're on a show that was doing well?

How dare you? Don't use that. Don't use that. Connor, Connor's gone off on that shit. Connor's not doing that shit. Connor gives a lot. He's not doing that shit. Now I'm going to flip.

I'm only about fucking wrecking Joey's on that. How many times have I been drunk telling you how great I think you are? Of course I know that. I'm fucking around. Why is I being weird now? Connor, Connor, Connor, I think the problem is I have a problem with his cheapness

He's a cheap guy He's the cheapest guy I've ever met I'm not a cheap guy He was cheap then he cheaped out No, no, no, I'll tell you right now Hold on a god damn second Does it cancel out the cheapness? No, it doesn't

Why? Why does it not? You just gotta use his model. You just gotta use his model and then everything's fine. The second you use his model, everything's fine. Why does he do this thing? They have all these like, the perfect way that the money comes. I just use it the way he's talking about.

They're using these things. It's like, no, it has to be the right way. You lost the plot, my friend. You have to know exactly. When I say I'm getting the macchiato, I don't mean I'm getting the macchiato. You need to jump in and get the macchiato for me. And then at that moment I realize you're not cheap.

It's all games. It's all hipster weird games. Oh, I don't know. It's hat. You got your hat on. It's games. You're playing games with me, McNutt. You're playing games with me. I haven't had a problem with Devin like with the cheap thing. Actually you're very, but I just use your model. Look at that. Joey and John don't have any problems. No, no, no, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. You're a cheap little Jew. But the thing is, I just use your model that you use. And then if I use your model, you like it.

And then neither of us have any problems. I will say. And I don't mind using his model. I'll say that at my house, if you're my guest, take what you want. At my house, take whatever you want. And Connor's going to say one time a year and a half ago I was weird about him grabbing something for the fridge. What do you do? You're always kind of weird backer

No, I'm not I have to ask you not anymore Not for the last year Every time I grab a spin-drift, I'm like, hey, can I take one of these? By all of them for you guys think I think you're unaware of this, but Joey agrees. Right, yes. There's a thing in your house where I'm like, am I allowed to have one of these or what? See, like in my place.

Why would you not be allowed to have one? Open the fridge and take whatever you want. I have a phone that you're setting, so what you should be doing is- He has active retarded when I've grabbed one. Yes, exactly. No, no, no, for asking for it. He has active, you have been like, yeah.

But yes. Yes. But here's what, Devin should go- Devin should go- Connor is acting that way because he has a million retarded friends that take them He's lumping me in with them. No my retarded friends are great about sharing stuff with which it's different I'm not why they're poor. That's why they're broke and they're constantly crying No, my friend broke. They're actually do all really well for themselves including me. We're doing great. I'm constantly crying

fucking mansplaining maniacs. My wife and I are doing great. My friends are doing great. And maybe you guys would be doing better if you stopped letting people take fucking seltzers from your fridge. You would save a lot more money than your cheap fucking. Stop giving your neighbors seltzers. Maybe you'd be doing a little better. You guys would be doing a little better if you stopped letting neighbors take seltzers.

Fuck. It would be a little better if you stopped letting neighbors take seltzers No, I think if we could break it down I think you have like a you know only child syndrome I don't call it only child sure city His dad was that way I don't like that was a nutshell my dad my dad would save my dad was also a fucking nut job I doubt only child did your dad save plastic bags and put them over the oven? To make sure that they dry out so we can use them again? Every time we got a nice thing in my place, it was because my dad saved enough cans to buy the thing. David, can you go? Yes.

Go over there. Film over there. What's going on? Oh, the security guard with his thing, people. What the hell is going on? David, I will say that... David, no. No, it's okay. No, that's okay. Don't bother cheese. No, no, I'm not Scaredy one a yeah one a dude. What a cock John. Don't be a cock when I don't be a cook I get those security guards are the biggest fucking whining pieces. Good

I get ahead of two security companies and let's let's argue with them. They look dope to me I get ahead of security company. Then let's argue with them. They look dope to me These security guards they look sick as well. They didn't help me look at with a knife look like Exactly. Yeah, I'm a practice team. Yeah respect them. Right exactly Are you mad no, no, I'm not at all But I but I I've known that you were gonna do this even though I'm trying like to like to like make up for stuff and And then and then I find out like you kill this like The also try make two years ago, and I've been trying since then you're still doing this joke And I'm I'm always trying it's not a joke

I'm like literally like at the counter like about to buy the coffee and Connor comes in like no I got this and I'm like All right, what do you then? I know it's for this moment I know what it is. It's not by the way guys. I walked over there to see how loud we were like right over there It's not that loud. You're is not Then I walked to the bathroom and for some reason it's like a perfect sonic It actually gets a lot always loud it's like Union Station, baby. I know it's a lot always loud. It's louder like Union station, baby I know it's okay. Yeah, like it does get Station

It's unnecessary It's a weird one look at these the fuck is a cutie. I don't even know like comprehending anything happening right now These guys are like fucking out. I look at at that guy He's got like a classic like Afghanistan Like desert storm backpack. Oh dude that happens all the time here you get like a guy who's in the fucking motor pool Marine Corps listen Let's be friends. Yeah, we are just me are this is a great friendship podcast nice I I have been trying you hit that love to buy a lot of things lately. I see it Devon I see it

Your boyfriend so then when it when it turns out to be like no matter what you do People are still gonna make the same joke from the old days when I had no money You know a lot of work to do to get out of that Lot of work, I think I think it's just we've been here before we're like you put your car down You're like all right. I guess it's on me like you make a statement about it. It's like no, I don't I don't say it's all I Never once looked at everyone go I guess it's on me. Oh, yeah Literally, yes, you've done that. You've done a literal line not those words, but you

He's not lying. I'm not lying. He's now I've never once done that. You've done that. That's a literal lie. Not those words, but you do that idea. Connor's not lying. He's not lying. I'm not lying. He's not lying. I've never once done that. I've never once gone, I guess it's all on me. No, maybe I know those exact words, but you do, you have that idea, like you have that vibe that you give out all the time. Well, how can I not? It's genetics. So... I'm not saying anything. I don't understand. I don't say anything out loud. You've said it out loud before. I'm not kidding. It's just a heavy sigh. I don't know how to make this up. You look at the other sheet and you go, oh.

You didn't technically say any words, but we all know. When you get a $235 bill and you go, all right. When I get those, I go, whew, whew, signed it. I don't have to. 20%. That's why you have zero money saved up. I mean, there are certain things. Exactly. I'm generous.

To a fault. You are the exact opposite. You're also just bad with money. You're cheap to a benefit. Exactly. You're cheap to a benefit. You're a Jew to a benefit. I've never, I don't think I've ever I've looked around and been like, is it all on me? I literally I'll die on the show. I've never, I don't think I've ever, I've looked around and been like, is it all on me?

I'd literally, I'll die on the show. Name a moment when I've said that. Every moment of my life around you. I've said it's all on me. Yes. You're terrible. One time you threw your car down this bar and you go, I guess it's all on me. And we all go, I'll Venmo you.

You go, no, it's fine. I don't care. I wish we could do a 10 second treat or something to reset, but we can't. Sounds like I got the whole thing. You got the whole thing, but it was a problem. Was it? Yes. Was I a scumbag the whole time?

You were upset about it. I don't believe that. Dude, I have no reason to lie here. I'm just telling you. You know what? I'm willing to let myself be. Look, you were doing a sitting bar nap, and you spoke at a turn.

Maybe I was hammered and doing a sitting bar nap. Happens to the best of us. Maybe my eyes were looking every which way. He's going to the cost of lean. You were get out. And you spoke at a turn The cost of lean you were you were get out eyes going everywhere, you know what Connor is trying to take over his host of hate watch Cancel me you know what's funny is Devon when he gets really jungle has its constant He decked he gang yeah, he got screaming like you motherfucker like I know he has this constant I he had yeah, it is eyelids. It's like a broken doll. You know it's they're like shifting up David could you zoom in on him do you always die we were at a user. Can you do the actual zoom? Don't smile. Straight face. That would be really funny. Zoom in as far as you possibly can. Somehow the left eye is so much more closed.

Don't force it. Do your actual face that you were there. That's what he does. He'll scream at you like this. I said this on the pod already but like now the camera's here. Look at these big fat tits. We were at Mitsu's at the mothership. Get out of here. And zoom in foritsu's at the mothership. Get out of here. And zoom in for this. And Devon was hammered.

And we're going to the bar. And I go, hey, you all right to go? And he goes, yeah, man, I'm good. But it was so like, and I was like, are you good? He does. Yeah, I'm good. I'm guilty too. Everyone here is like a pirate.

Those drunk pirates on Pirates of the Caribbean or something. I have expected. No, I'm a too. Everyone here is like a pirate. Strong pirates on Pirates of the Caribbean or something. I have expected you to be a pirate. No, I'm a horrible friend and I have done nothing for you guys. Oh, you're a phenomenal friend. I love you so much. I can tell you exactly what's happening here. You guys just have two separate, if not opposite opinions on generosity. You're not a bad friend, you're just a cheap trunk. No, I'm not, not Devin how language you speak

It doesn't translate to each other that breaks my heart that you think that I'm translating your bad friend I think you're one of my best friends of all time. I love you so much I am your best friend of all time. I think you are and I'm not saying that he's your best friend at all at all. It's just a different like, you know, I clock out It's a different course of transaction. I've ever had with any of my friends. He's pouting now So I'm saying I love you to the end of the earth. I love you. So why don't you stop doing your little fucking? I'm not doing you stop doing a little tap dance your song and dance at the coffee shop We go I got this I'm like, all right Connor

I just like I grew up and I would see when a bill comes for like a family dinner with multiple people They fight over the bill a little bit. Yeah, I'm asking you to fight a little bit. He already does that now though Well, by the way, I've never understood the fighting If anyone's fighting over the bill I go thank good on you Devin did yeah because I bought your ticket and I bought the whole right I bought my six rounds at no Devin like ran in and was like this is what I mean when Connor is now doing it where he's saying like it's like It's like not happening anymore. What now that I'm like I I am paying for a lot of shit. God. We've done like This was like five minutes being at the bar and then it's been 30 minutes talking about that it's cheap It feels longer you then how long we got but I'm not

I've been actively like once again these the moment are my proud of you when you we got the rat in McGuffin's like Yes, right and I and I and I fucking like there was like meals in the Austin when I would buy the meal and shit I don't care The only reason the only reason that I didn't buy the drinks Don't you fucking do that you my I thought so much the only reason I didn't buy that one that one bar round in At in in Austin was because that fucking guy was talking to me who was a fan Yeah, and I wasn't there for it and you guys were leaving hold on wait wait You can't now say like I'm fucking like no no, but I was talking to a person

There's like a symbiotic thing in sometimes where I'm like alright We go to movies together right and I go I finished my beer Devin finishes like 30 minutes ago He's slam him, but I, I know he wants a beer, but he's not offering to get up and get another beer. So I go do that. I'm not gonna leave the movie, I like art more than fucking beer. You want a beer.

And I'm like, let me get you a beer. I'm not pining for a beer last night in friendship. You guys went up and got them, I didn't care. I didn't need one. I was like, you guys got up and asked. I asked them if you wanted one. You need them because you're a drunk, you're an alcoholic. That's crazy. You are a drunk. I was like, you guys got up and asked. I asked them if you wanted one. You need them because you're a drunk. You're an alcoholic.

That's crazy. I think this kind of dates back to you being an alcoholic and you like needing, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. you needing like drinks bought for you. No, no, no, no, no. It all goes back to calling me a drunk in a way. You're a shifty drunk.

I'm a shifty drunk. You fucking slam these like 24 ounce IPAs in like, And I'm never putting people in a weird position of like, are you gonna buy my drink for me? I'm never doing that. that spider-man meme in real life all of you are shifty drunk Okay, every one of your shifty drones Joey and I are the only ones that like can like You know shifting your own special way you have ODD drunk. Connor's not a drunk. Connor's not a drunk I don't know Connor's not like Joey and I Connor's the worst Connor's actually a bigger drunk than Joey and I but like but Connor just does it

Like he like maps it out better. It's true. You have a bigger drug than you guys. Yeah You're not a bigger drug than Joey Who drinks more than you drink usually on weekends really? You're insane So funny the second we don't have a fucking TV in front of us. We're out. It's just focusing on each other Anything else what is I like you fucking I definitely drink more often than all you guys combined but also you do But when I drink it's not this all out like no, what's there even last night like I'm kidnapping Joey and come back to my place I'm going to bed. It's yeah, it goes like 4 a.m. Which is I don't know. I'm not saying it's bad

I'm just saying I don't know how you do it. It's a problem that Joey and I watch war or the plan of the Big thing No, what I'm saying is I'm a different drinker than you guys are that I have a wife that no no No, why if you'd be even now? I don't think so No, that's why you drink more during no I'm saying like I could I can I can drink more often because I don't have the thing you guys have Freedom it's not freedom. It's like this willingness like it's kind of freedom your cat You keep drinking more than I would.

Whatever. So, hmm. Let me think. What is this gonna be? Uh, yeah. What I think, what I think you each have to acknowledge with each other is that all of you are just doing the best you can at a given moment. We're all doing the best we can.

The best you can at a given moment. That's the, that's what you really have to, when you look at somebody and you truly have a problem with them, you just have to acknowledge that Devin is doing the best you can at the given moment. That's that's what you really have to when you look at somebody You truly have a problem with them You just have to acknowledge that Devin is doing the best he can to give him all the best he can Connors know the best He can't even there's no that's why and that's the biggest lie hindsight gives you is that you think you could have done better But you couldn't yeah So wise for a Murray's Trust you more than anybody He's not wise from race, he is Maurice. Hey, you're all doing the best you can. All races are wise.

Now, but at the same time, iron sharpens iron, so that's why we're around each other to encourage each other to do better. And on that... I love all you guys with all my heart. Connor, I love you. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you at all.

I'm not mad at you at all. I'm not mad at you at all. I'm not mad at you at all. to do better well and on that I love all you guys love all my heart Connor I love you I'm not mad at you I'm not mad at me I'm not mad at you at all I love you with all my love you so much you're my fucking best friend he gets so fucking gay stop sucking his knuckles what you went and do like a gay fugue state can we we wrap this? Why? Alright, we're done. I want to keep going.

Bye everybody. Let's keep going. We actually could keep going. The thing is still over-voin-ing. I got a whole beer here. I can just lock up. Should we finish the beers? Yeah, finish the beers and then we'll stop.

Devin, suck my tits. Oh shit, my back's in the camera. I kind of like this freeform jazz we got going on here Hey, this is damn We're doing is the same as Charlie Parker yeah Ascension we're the same as the same as Charlie Parker No, they better jazz. It's about the it's, it's about the beers that Devon's not buying. You motherfucker. That was really good.

It's pretty good. Well, you know, it's funny. The last year or two... I'm kidding, I love you. I love you so much. I'm kidding, buddy. It's okay, you're off the show next week. A little parmesan cheese of truth helps everybody. A little pepper.

Here's the thing, I am, I don't give a shit. You deeply give a shit. No, no, no, you deeply give a shit. For the sake of the shell, I don't care though. For the sake it right now. I don't care though for the sake of the show And that's what I'm doing. I think about you is you deeply give a shit about me. I do I mean you don't say you're actually pissing me off right now. That's what you said The reason you're so yeah, I saw that you don't care. You're actually pissing me off right now. It's for show There isn't the reason you got so mad.

The reason you got so mad at Conor is because you think so highly of him. His opinion of you matters. Yeah. Johnny, you are a Maurice. Yeah, you're a Maurice. It's three years of therapy. Three years of therapy. Has it done shit for me?

Yeah, I stopped going because I was like, I don't think it's doing anything for me. You gotta find a good one. You gotta find a good one I gotta find a good one also. You did stop going to therapy didn't you? I stopped. Yeah, I mean it wasn't I mean my therapist What sweet lady? You've been doing it therapy lately by the way. What's your latest? Office beef recipes? No, actually I've been going lately. My therapist actually said I don't need to go really. Oh, okay good. You want every two weeks you go? I used to go every two weeks and then it was, it got to the point now where I was going once every like three months or so, and now I still go once every three months.

Just do a check-in and if I need to go in more often, I call him and go like two. Every three months, damn. Well, I was going once a week for like six to eight months and then I went to twice a month for a couple years and then I went to like once every three months. Okay. I know what I need to do, the problem is

I need to stay focused doing it. That's my main issue. Yeah, I main yeah there's like an effect with therapy where it's like when people go forever it's like well what are you even doing it's pointless because you know what's wrong with you so like why are you still it's it's almost like self-aggrandizing it's it's very mass purtory of like I need to like get my feelings out for this person. I think an ethical therapist will essentially fire you. They should. Yeah, at some point.

They absolutely should. Yeah. I think they fire you or they get to a point where they're like, hey, maybe you should try a new therapist because it's kind of like, you know, they'll run out of juice. They'll run out of juice with that one guy. I do just get to a point with therapy, like I want to do it again,

but I'm like, I did that one lady for like two months. And the idea of like catching the next one up to speed is so mind numbing. I actually know where yours went wrong. You need a therapist with 5% body fat. Yeah. You need like the craziest chat. I need them to call me like a fat fuck and like.

You're gonna, because here's the thing. One of your biggest issues is your body dysmorphia. But if it's like a fat chick telling you like hey No, like you're being crazy your body's fine She's right. Yeah, but you're not going to If it's some I describe I prescribe you son and steel corner. I Mean I will I gotta say it's like that was that's a big problem. I have for sure

Yes, but also I have a lot of shit to other this past like two years We're like so heavy that I want to work through that and I had this guy was a perfect tan. You just need a man No Huge striations on his belt where like it is at his forearms No, I think I had a bad therapist. Huge striations on his delts and his forearms. Forearms striations and a big thick neck. Biosmorphia is like one thing, right? Sure. But also I wanted to like, no, because I have other shit.

That's the biggest one. Biosmorphia is like a symptom of a bigger problem. Exactly. You have a slight body's problem. Acceptance. I have a what? You have a slight body's morphia. No, I have insane body's morphia. Morpheus like a symptom of a bigger problem exactly You have a slight body's morph no I have insane You wouldn't you wouldn't take your shirt off on the fucking thing we did Yeah, the worst case I'm a bear in no we like I'm not getting the hot tub. I won't do it. I'm gonna Hawaii in like two weeks. I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna anybody I'll be in like a speed up. So then what is the bigger problem though? Well, I don't want it's too personal but it's like, you know, I give it to my wife and I

Is that years and I don't know that also have like deeper like family stuff I want to talk about and like I would like loft these softballs my hair on you at all. Okay No, not at all, that's it's actually one of my proudest moments of my entire life. I'd feel bad about that if I killed a guy. Why? If I killed an old man? I killed a Nazi? If I killed an old man, I would feel bad about it.

What if the old man was Hitler? Well, yeah. Old man Hitler? It would feel good, but it wasn't. It was like it was Tahanga Hitler he killed. No, he was like slightly racist, it sounds like, but like... He said the N-word for every other word. I know you had to kill him.

Anyways. Leave in the woods to die. Yeah, you throw the softball to the therapist. This is crazy. Or you throw your basket of brains in and then he died in the woods the next day or whatever. No, like months later. You threw a softball at your therapist and she would just kind of throw a softball back

or what? It was insane. I was like, she knew I was a comedian, so I so I'd be like yes so then my brother was like really a big problem and like my parents like never like You know like sought attention on me. No, that's true. And she go. Okay. Well, how's like the podcast and I go I just said like Like you should that's I threw bait out Yeah, and now you're like pining for like the next thing. I don't care.

Well maybe she was trying to be like, is it that something that your parents care about, that you're doing this thing? I don't know. My therapist has asked me, has only talked about the podcast when I talk about the podcast. And my parents never actually really asked me,

like, he wants to know that, he knows I'm basically surviving, but he's never been like, well how long you've been seeing this person? Three years. Three years. You have years of like catching up that's what I'm saying like finding a new therapist I'm like I don't want to catch them up to speed and go through the whole like comedy podcast thing but that's a lot of fucking time that's a long time. If they don't have muscle separation from their pecs to their traps I think they're probably not for you. I think you just need a dude. I think you chose a chick.

I don't know. You gotta get same gender kind of. I think you're right. I think you're absolutely right. You need a dude. But I was just shocked every time. I was like, wow, I like alluded. They should be overhead pressing 125 at reps.

And I understand like therapy is like, you talk the stuff and they like, are like, you know, an objective bystander. But I'm also like, I can't just like bowl head go into it You gotta like open the door for me to go right to it So if I throw you some Transparency is a big deal with them Yeah, like you got it, so you should be so much throwing bait

You got to be like hey this happened to me, and this is what's fun like your boyfriend's underwear Try the way poor David holy shit. I forgot he was here for a second. God bless you David. Why don't we wrap this up? Let's do it. boyfriend's underwear try the way poor David. Holy shit. I forgot he was Why don't we wrap this up? Alright, love you All my heart. Love you with all my heart Love you Love you guys. How do we turn this off? This is real friendship. Oh, god bless you all. Hey watch 200. Bye. Bye