Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Funded By George Soros

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. Welcome to the show everybody. Looking for the toughest badasses in the city. Private, seeking extremely tough brave men for new crew that I'm building. Compensation, $6500 to $12,500 per week.
Starting point is 00:01:01 We're forming a select team of the toughest dudes in the area. This unit will be activated only when the situation demands it. But you get paid every week no matter what. High pressure, high risk, no room for hesitation. We need individuals who do not break, panic or fold under stress and are basically all around kick-ass dudes. Just like our friend John. Physical strength, speed, conditioning, all important. But mental toughness is everything. If you're not the biggest guy in the room, but you're the one that people follow when things go bad, that's who we're looking for.
Starting point is 00:01:44 We're recruiting those who are already hard, badass, and ready for confrontation when necessary. However, we can train if necessary. So you know what I wrote the first part of that sentence. Pause for a sec. Pause and restart. You don't have to restart. But so I wrote the first part of that ad. Pause for a sec, Steve. Pause and restart. You don't have to restart. I wrote the first part of that sentence and then I was like, wait a minute. I'm ruling out a lot of weaklings who have no training that can be really funny to prank. So I'm like, okay, also though, we will train you.
Starting point is 00:02:17 This is crazy though, this is an ad. Oh, yeah is ad. Oh no, yeah yeah. I didn't know you were behind like liberal, like paid agitators. Why do you think I've been going to dinner with George Soros every weekend? I had no idea you were working with Soros. Well you just keep talking about George, I forget that it's George Soros. That was Soros! I know, I'd be like.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Call some Gigi. Yeah. Yeah, Georgie. Georgie. Yeah, you keep on getting dinner with George, you guys want to come, I'm like, I don't even know who the fuck is George. I can't believe you know George Soros. Yeah, he's like Georgie. Yeah, you keep on getting into Georgie, you guys wanna come? I can't believe you know George Soros. Yeah, he's like one of my best friends. You're like unemployed right now and you're like hanging out with George Soros.
Starting point is 00:02:52 He's gonna pull some strings for you or something. He always says, hey, I'll give you a job anytime you want. But I just like, I don't want it. He's my friend. You're humble. Yeah. No, I just don't want to take advantage of him, I don't want it to affect our friendship. You're kind of his Smithers Yeah, he's like Smithers post an ad for paid agitators recruit some agitators yeah, no I Have sex with Soros Sex with Soros yeah Things get better and better. Yeah, let's check this out. So that's a breaking news story, by the way. You done with the ad? I have gay sex.
Starting point is 00:03:26 There's a little bit more. There's a little bit more. Bravery, you face danger head on, you don't hesitate. Yeah, and then I guess the other important part of that that we should mention is that I asked for people that have training against police and military. My favorite one was no Marines. No Marines.
Starting point is 00:03:42 No Marines. Which worked out once again perfectly because then Trump deployed the Marines earlier today. That made it look so much more suspicious. They're like, why? That's why they didn't allow Marines because they knew Marines were coming and they didn't want to like co-mingle. Fucking lib cuck agenda. It's just so funny to accidentally fall into like civil unrest. Yeah. Like accidentally push a narrative.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Joey posted this ad on Thursday We pick him up we go to do hate watch we drive past the courthouse the the protests are just starting Just peaceful protest as the weekend goes we try rose Metastasizes like a cancer we wake up today. It's in the Associated Press Donald Trump the president of the United States is vaguely referencing it saying there's paid agitators Alex Jones is talking about it Steven Crowder Patrick bet David Sam Tripoli the comedian Sam's I think Sam's good-hearted.
Starting point is 00:04:45 He fell for this. He fell for this. He also recently... He's a flat-earther! He's a pussy! Let's not celebrate that one! He also recently, apparently people were sending me on his podcast, he was talking about changing the name of his show to Hate Watch. And Hate Watch fans were like, Yeah dude, you should do that!
Starting point is 00:05:03 And hate watch fans were like yeah, dude you should do that I just it's so funny to me because this ad it fully reads like it's a joke like Mac from it's always sunny I know I know but that's how this is what's so crazy to me about it is that It's awesome, but I've had it's been it's been I mean just for Joey's sake. I'm like nobody deserves more attention for his genius. Yeah pranks than Joey LaFleur But only engineered by the way by us because we knew This would go into the news. It's really fun. We do connect to the riots There's a large part of it that's also kind of pissing me the fuck off because it's going to not on your end kind of pissing me the fuck off because it's going to not on your end people's intelligence level and I go I'm like oh yeah now that we're a part of it
Starting point is 00:05:49 or you're a part of it I'm like is every single time there's ever been like a discussion about anything is it just some Joey in a room There's a Russian down to the end of J.P. Astana! Pizzan! And then later, and then you're like, it's... They're fucking kids at pizza shops. I don't know, I'm saying it. My favorite part about the no Marines thing was all the videos and posts about people being like, yeah, cause Marines would never fall for this, dude. And if you let Marines in, they would kill all the communists like immediately, dude.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Now we have a running goof on goofcon where we think that Marines are the gayest and dumbest branch of the whole military and so part of our pranks you know on goof con so just to set up the context on this we made this accidentally on for a goof con and we thought the whole idea behind it was like oh the guys that respond to this Craigslist ad are gonna be guys that consider themselves super hardcore badasses. Yeah it had nothing to do with current event. I didn't even know. You know rioting and protesting. I found out there was any gathering whatsoever after we did that goof con. You picked me up and we drove here to do a hate watch
Starting point is 00:07:06 and on the drive here I looked to my left and like oh there's a gathering there. You know what, I'm starting to actually put something together when we were next to the protesters that night. When I had the window down I did hear a couple guys walk up and go I'm one of the paid badasses? Where do I go? Also I love the range and pay.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Like in my head I'm like. 6500 to 12,000. I'm like what do you have to do to get to 12,000 now? Well if you're like a Navy SEAL. If you're like a tier one operator. Right, you get 12k. Or just like proof of like burned out waymos. When did you start getting the like
Starting point is 00:07:39 fuck you Mexicans emails in response to that? Oh yeah you started getting. Was that Saturday? Yeah you started getting emails sent to you right? People being like you fuck. Yeah fucking wetback fucking recruiter No, what's your shit? cocksucker was The night before last did you get a lot of those you just get like no no So once this thing really blew up it was flagged immediately because all of these like flag
Starting point is 00:08:03 Conservative dudes are like this this is fucking Antifa, take it down. And they're tagging the FBI being like, hey, you guys take them to jail, bring them in for questioning, this is a fucking, these guys are criminals, they belong. There's just a little local fucking chaos starter on Craigslist, that's how they do it.
Starting point is 00:08:23 They put ads out on Craigslist. Yeah, no. So some dipshit TikTok sleuth can go, um, they think they're smarter than I am? Look at this. They think George Soros is on Craigslist. He's on Craigslist. George Soros. He's on Craigslist. He's selling his 98 Toyota Tacoma, too. That was the best. He's in Miss Connections. George Soros is like, he's in he's in Miss connections or source like he's like it's the house on the left it just just pull up I'll come out with the desk he's like you were a badass in the crowd a paid badass we made eye contact where are you
Starting point is 00:09:05 It's George Soros, hey T.S. Gadfiller, I saw you at the protest. You're one of the paid badasses. So that is the weirdest theory though. It's like Soros is a 94 year old billionaire. So wait, he's going to be paying me and my buddy and Logan Keros? I think this all started because source was funding Femin that group of women that would have their tits out in Europe and would go to all these protests and like throw paint on People and shit. He's found me funding all these like left-wing groups in like Europe
Starting point is 00:09:36 I don't know about America and look that much into it But like what really actually was during black eyes matter and people be like it There's a pallet of bricks on the side of the road What the fuck is that? Which we're showing now too. Yeah, which is like what we see palaces shit all the time Yeah, the city's construction post at least you post another ad right now Like can somebody help me take this pallet of bricks down to the art Alameda Alameda Alameda first pallet of bricks, please Badass with a truck Trump's in the oval office the next day just going like hey there's they need pallets of bricks just like they're doing it. It's so funny though you want to know why they think that's true it's because the verbiage in politics has gotten so dumbed down that they're like people read your post and they go what is, like an official press release from the White House?
Starting point is 00:10:25 The White House posts fucking gifs of spy kids memes. And they're like, is that a beaner? Like. I mean they made like AI art of like Trump jacked as a Jedi. Of course we think this is real. The White House posts a picture of a Mexican lady looks like Gorlock, like arrested every day, and they're like, Get out of here, you fatty! Devil's advocate, though, just to defend it.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Retards. Retards, a little bit. So, I posted this thing on Thursday. The post was the zip code 90013. Yes. Which is my zip code. That's where you live and the map is so funny because it's literally exactly what it is. It lined up perfectly. And it was posted before there was even one protest. Yeah. I believe. So if you're looking at that and then you read the post and we're paying people a big amount of money and we're asking you to be trained against police and the military and you know to be really brave and to be able to show up and you get paid you know when you're activated and all these things. Joey, you're a local legend.
Starting point is 00:11:40 You were almost killed by a famous LA serial killer two years ago. Now you're in the news. You were almost killed by a famous LA serial killer two years ago. I'm the new- Now you're in the news. I'm the- They're starting riots. I'm DTLA Mr. Magoo. I woke up today and I was like, I think my best friend's a local legend. Okay, but wait, let me just give you the timeline for myself.
Starting point is 00:12:08 So Logan and I, Logan was like, all right, I'll post the Craigslist thing. Logan, you post one too. So Logan post one and he's looking for a hypnotist that can reverse the sissy hypno that he accidentally watched and it worked and now he's a sissy. So that was his Craigslist post, which is very funny. And we got some, we got some good sissy hypno that he accidentally watched it worked and now he's a sissy. So that was his Craigslist post, which is very funny. We got some good sissy hypno stuff on that. Mine was this, right? Which is the name fit, apparently. But so we did it and we had a couple of tough guys. We had a couple of mercenaries, which were not that funny of calls, but just pretty cool
Starting point is 00:12:44 guys that were you know were like possibly in Blackwater and like high-level security guys. Yeah they were they were they were they were called very excited like what's up George? Just dudes that like needed 12k a week sure that's like a great job and then so and they had no idea about the protests or anything like that either. So we're just talking shop applying for a job job interview on the phone it was pretty good and they were like whatever that was like probably the worst episode that we've or anything like that either. So we're just talking shop, applying for a job, job interview on the phone, it was pretty good. And then we're like, whatever,
Starting point is 00:13:06 that was like probably the worst episode that we've ever done. Which is what I said when I left. I'm like, it was just a lot of like, no answers and things like that. And then a couple of days later, these things start popping up in the news. And I guess DC, you wanna show some of the reactions?
Starting point is 00:13:24 Yeah, should I play the music behind it too or just no yeah like this bitch go her first and then get to like Crowder I was explaining all this to Valerie's friend just right before we went to bar Henry and it's insane saying it out loud to people who are not initiated in this podcast. Yeah. I'm like, well, you have to understand, last week we did a baby boot camp thing. And they're like, what? I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:51 So we were saying Ashton Hall is one of our best babies. So yeah, but then they posted today, now it's leaving to civil unrest. It's almost impossible to describe. So impossible to describe. So this lady... I have some breaking news, guys. As history repeats itself, we obviously know that any of these writers, these protesters, never comes out organically, okay?
Starting point is 00:14:14 It is always paid protesters and writers. Always. She's so sure of herself. That's what is driving me fucking nuts. They're all so sure of themselves. It's the most Mexican city in the United States, and it's about the deportation of Mexicans and I wouldn't people think that they're shot willingly going there shot protest so there's some how they they think this isn't bigger than the Dodgers parade like what
Starting point is 00:14:34 because she found this post which is smoking so that is the smoking gun so they think every fucking Mexican guy out there with a skeleton shy stay on yes it is lighting a Waymo on fire is paid by George Soros. He's worth half a million. And he's like, I don't even fucking care to port them all, but I'm getting good money for this. It's ridiculous. Absolutely right, once again.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Two days ago, I went looking for Craigslist ad. I could not find it, because usually they put it under peaceful protest. Well, this time, they had it under disguise as general labor. They. They try to disguise it. Another thing of the they, it's always they, it's the powers of the be.
Starting point is 00:15:10 The powers of the be. You wanna know why? Show me the floor! You wanna know why they disguised it under manual labor? It's because I posted it in a different one and it got no responses. So then I'm like, okay, let me offer $12,000 and post it under manual labor.
Starting point is 00:15:24 But posting in the manual labor section might as well be the Mexican section of Craigslist. Really? Yeah that's true. Oh that is. That's why they think. I see. To build a building apparently but Brightangle news was able to find it and this is what the ad says. Let's get into it. The ad is again. Let's get into it. They are looking for the toughest badass
Starting point is 00:15:45 in Los Angeles County. They are seeking extremely tough training for new crew in building. Compensation starts at $6500 to $12500 per week. We are forming a civil- Can't you guys just picture this lady getting blackout drunk at a Filipino karaoke night? I was thinking the exact same thing. She's total, she's like flashing people performing a can you guys just picture this lady getting blackout drunk at a Filipino karaoke anything
Starting point is 00:16:06 She's total. She's like flashing people. Yes, a karaoke night I it's so funny the first time I saw I was like what a nightmare drunk this lady is 100% Yeah, no it. Yep, you know it She's something something she's something She lives off Temple. Yeah. Yeah. She lives off Temple or near a temple somewhere. Or Huntington Beach.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Yeah. Who knows? The unit will be activated only when the situation demands it, but you get paid every week no matter what. High pressure, high risk, no room for hesitation. It's so perfect. What even more wild is that? The serendipity is insane. high risk, no room for hesitation. It's so perfect! What's even more wild is that Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles, went on CNN to say
Starting point is 00:16:48 this. Last night, I will tell you that it is peaceful now, but we do not know where and when the next raids will be. You're working with Bass. We're waiting. That is the concern, because people in this city have a rapid response network. If they see ice, they go out. Rapid response network. You're the they go out rapid response network. You're the head of the rapid response
Starting point is 00:17:07 Essentially confirming that there is a rapid response team. I work with that Let's continue with the ad the ad continues to say we need individuals who do not break panic or fold under stress and Are basically all-around kick-ass, dude are basically all around kick-ass dudes. This is important, but mental toughness is everything. No one is stopping themselves mid-read and be like, this can't be. No. By the way, this is all written by me
Starting point is 00:17:32 as essentially an homage to John. Yes, it's an inside joke with the podcast. It's an inside joke for the listeners of the podcast for them to be like, oh,'re kind of like doing a John thing You fucking badass dudes who are kick-ass And the somehow the nation fell for it the biggest guy in the room But you're the one people follow when things go bad. That's who we're looking for We are recruiting those who are already hard badasses ready for confrontation when necessary I believe already hard badasses and ready for confrontation when necessary.
Starting point is 00:18:05 How ever we can train you. Unbelievable, already hard. All caps hard by the way. I'm making a lot of tea. What we are looking for is mental toughness. You keep a level head under pressure, you don't panic. Bravery, you face danger head on, you don't hesitate. Now this is just.
Starting point is 00:18:21 It's so funny cause all these people, when they do these like TikTok breakdowns,ac like like breakdowns like detectives and shit They go that doesn't this sound ridiculous Mm-hmm like yes. Yes, idiot You're a moron. Yeah, you're falling. You're a moron your whole life's a lie. You've never believed in anything real You're essentially dead. You're you're a dead person. You're dead. You're drunk Filipino whore, and you're stupid. You're drunk pinoy Drunk pinoy your lobotomized pinoy you passed down the gutters of Jollibee. Yeah, shut up, Reynaldo Maple syrup on that fried chicken and show your tits at the karaoke night
Starting point is 00:19:02 Jesus Christ, let's get to the next one. There was another one. Who was this other bitch? Crowder. Crowder was got hyped by this. We should work our way up in order of like... The blonde bitch is good. When it gets to Trump, we'll save it. Trump will be the final boss.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Let me find the blonde bitch. I did just send it to you. It was in a download, right? No, I air dropped it. Oh, it's a Twitter link. It's a Twitter link. You probably open it up Wait, what was the next one was a Twitter link Debbie Costa? These are both the same thing. Oh no, no, no Here we go And this lady this this lady is like odd cuz is she like a liberal? She looks smelly and she's talking about her Odd cuz is she like a liberal to look smelly and she's talking about her Strawberry scones at the beginning not funny you suck fuck independent creators every independent creator, but us burn in hell
Starting point is 00:20:00 When we talked about how this thing that was going on in Los Angeles was paid at agitators This is what I meant. I remember back when the Black Lives Matter riots were happening as well They had very similar Craigslist ads looking for the toughest badasses in the city of Los Angeles Extremely tough brave men for a new crew on building compensation is 6,500 to a hundred and twenty five thousand Dollars pockets these are all dingbats It's like it feels like idiocracy at this point. No matter what, physical strength needed, mental toughness, ready for confrontation when necessary, however we train you if necessary. And the best part of this is all these people, they do this and they go, look how stupid they are. They go, look how stupid they think we are.
Starting point is 00:20:41 They go, yes, we think you're stupid! You're dumb! You're dumb as shit! Kill yourself! It's literally like a, it's a life-size rat trap with a piece of cheese, and then she's getting snapped in half by the trap. She's like, I got the cheese, dumbass.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Joke's on you, free free cheese you piece of shit. You thought you had me with that I bet huh? Hahahaha No it's crazy. I'm not on X and I'm not I really like I learned all my politics from John to be honest. Hahahaha I was so out of the loop on all this because of this I got a look into a very dark window. Yeah. Yeah This is part of it. Yeah, this is all I see every day on to my look away
Starting point is 00:21:33 I'm never going back on Twitter after this yeah sex Well guys just quoting Connor I say We're based you're hip hip. We're best. Avery, reliability, strength, team discipline. They'd like you to have military experience, but if you're a Marine, then they do not want you in their group because it's apparently a long story. It's a long story of being gay.
Starting point is 00:21:56 It's because Marines are gay in our joke world. And we did that for every single time we... on the goof con. This is the best thing, this is the thing that summed it all up, is that it just had the area you live in. And that was where the riots were happening. It just lined up perfectly. It's so serendipitous.
Starting point is 00:22:15 It posted a day before everything. So I do get why these, I mean, aside from the fact that they're brain dead, they're missing major parts of their brain. I think They're probably a lot of title operator Will move you from From any country Operator and there's no experience required and it's contracted work.
Starting point is 00:22:45 They were looking in the greater Los Angeles area. Obviously they're not going to tell you exactly what it's for for you to call and then explain. This is what happened during the Black Lives Matter riots is they would put out these Craigslist ads
Starting point is 00:22:55 and then all these people would call and then they would recruit all these people to go be agitators at these events. They would turn what was initially a peaceful protest of just marching into a full blown riot. And that's the very same thing that's happening here. Who can afford that kind of bankroll?
Starting point is 00:23:08 Well, why is it so hard to believe that a bunch of guys named like Spooky and Creeper came over from Boyle Heights and they go, the fuck, we can like, like loot and go crazy. Like it's just an excuse. There's too many people. You can't like like not every single person You're gonna be able to judge their character off the bat and like they're gonna people are gonna go Chris mob mentality
Starting point is 00:23:32 I think of course this happens. I think it's a conservative talking point because it Well the BLM there was some things no no but also it dismisses the opposition. It's basically them being like look No, but also it dismisses the opposition. It's basically them being like look No one could possibly believe in this right exactly It's such a crazy idea that anybody opposing our idea must be paid by Soros And what I saw yesterday was earned Sunday is I would say a good half of them are fucking teenagers Yes, like a good half of them are in high school. Yes, Morris is not in town. They're going crazy. Yeah, they're bored Yeah, they're looking for any excuse murder walkouts the school walkouts only ramseys not to go to school. They're just fuck shit up
Starting point is 00:24:09 They're pregame in the Chicano Batman. That's all you're doing. It really is I you know listen I said it at the 11 pretty live show, but these are the George Floyd riot the George Floyd No Kings org can apparently this whole thing has been planned for a really long time. They're trying to get more No Kings org can apparently this whole thing has been planned for a really long time. They're trying to get more Is on different states specifically June 14th seems to be a pretty big hot button they're looking at Phoenix Atlanta Joey start start up start up the ad for the for the Phoenix and the Atlanta events start the slogan right now Let's get let's uh let's trap this fucking this little rat In a handful of other major cities you can go to the map on the website and just take a look. Here's some of the organizations that they're working with.
Starting point is 00:24:47 And there's a lot of them, but I'm going to go through a couple. There's Ben the Ark, which is Jewish Action. Bernie Sanders, which I don't, I don't know. Americans United, Blue Anchor, Cast, Demolish, Families Over Billionaires, Faithful America, Faith Share, America Faith. She's even moving around. She's moving like it's a desktop buzz. It's a screen savever. The DVD.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Yeah. Jo, Jo, Jo. Federal Workers Against Doge. Fun Federal Unionist Network. The Feminist Majority. Bulletproof Pride Catholics. Alright, enough of her. Joey's gonna go home and Obama's gonna be sitting in your chair in the dark smoking a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:25:19 He's sitting, turns the lamp off and he's sitting in front of... He's sitting there going, I didn't know you're so good. So let's go down the line of the more famous people. Alex Jones fell for it. In a few minutes, a report I shot last night about who's behind this, who's funding this. All right. And it's all confirmed. It's all federal money frontloaded by the Biden administration.
Starting point is 00:25:43 It's all confirmed. It's all federal money frontloaded by the Biden administration. They admit it. It's all confirmed. It's confirmed. It's confirmed. That the Biden administration, it's 100% confirmed. Yeah. It's confirmed. It's confirmed. It's confirmed.
Starting point is 00:25:54 This is 100% confirmed. It's actually kind of scary what's happening because no one has to abide to like journalism laws anymore because anyone has to be a journalist. I have a source that said it's confirmed. I know. Reality doesn't exist. We don't live in a journalist. I have a source that said it's confirmed. Reality doesn't exist. We don't live in a reality. It's horrifying. We gotta push back, we gotta get in their faces.
Starting point is 00:26:12 We gotta be peaceful. They are encouraging this, they are funding it, they are running ads for big strong men. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hhha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Mmm. This is so funny. What a weird, lucky... So then Steven Crowder, he had time to report on this in between beating his wife with a giant cigar and burning his pregnant wife. You wonder where are these people coming from? Well, some of them come from Craigslist ads. So here's an ad that was posted on Craigslist that's since been removed for pay-pro... You know, we do this, but it's like for complete nonsense, and then people in the comments
Starting point is 00:27:04 go, that was fake or AI We go who gives a shit. We're trying to be funny these people think they're literally independent media They're supposed to be in this show. And they're pushing narratives, and they're completely wrong. It's unbelievable investors it reads compensation $6500 to 12,500 per week we are forming a select team of the toughest dudes in the area. I'm out.
Starting point is 00:27:28 This unit will be activated only when the situation demands it. But you get paid every week no matter what. High pressure, high risk, no room for hesitation. We need individuals who do not break, panic, or fold. This sounds like an ad Steven Crowder put out to find men to fuck his wife. The toughest black guys in Texas.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Living for tough badasses that can treat a lady with some respect. You must have your own car, because we only have one. Because I never let her use the fucking car. Under stress and are basically all around kick ass dudes. Sick dude! We are paying you for your time. You are not being paid for fake support. Well the thing is the time here equals fake support. Because if you're only there for money, you know it's not like the tea party.
Starting point is 00:28:12 It's like the original tea party. Or like working class Americans who actually go out and peaceably assemble. And maybe that's why these folks don't fully understand what an unlawful assembly is. Sure you can go someplace where you're not impeding traffic, you can go some place where you're not preventing people from getting hospitals, emergency rooms, a fire department. Yeah. All right, Stephen, why don't you worry about the traffic in your heart and uh... Oh my lord, because he doesn't have a bad heart. He's a sick freak. I don't hate that. Stephen Crowder just needs to... he had some talent back in the day,
Starting point is 00:28:44 I guess. I don't fucking know. He Crowder just needs to... He had some talent back in the day, I guess. I don't fucking know. He runs a strict household with his wife. He runs a strict household. I like the way he treats women. I'll say that. I'm a big fan of that. He's a proud wife. The Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Two of these. This is one of them. The most powerful man on earth. This man has his finger on the nuclear button.
Starting point is 00:29:03 The best money can buy somebody's financing it we're gonna find out through Pam Bondi and Department of Justice who it is. Dude, Pam Bondi is gonna investigate you. It's me, it's me, it's me, Trump! You fool! You go live. It's me, you fool! Arrest me! He's like the Riddler. He's got a video. He's got a video. Already on it. Who's financing all this equipment?
Starting point is 00:29:29 Logan's heroes! Is this some sort of unemployed man? Living in the arts district. He's the tech tactic son. Perhaps a guy who just got fired from his job. Nothing but free time on his hands. Is it him? I suppose. I suppose a man whose name is now He's standing in front of like an airborne division yeah
Starting point is 00:29:58 This is the work of either antifa or a guy who's had 33 white claws who's to say? The big shitty mustache there's a there's a bang bang energy to this post Who could be behind the chili mustache there. There we go, there we go, there we go. We're getting reports the man behind this uses a discarded white claw case as a backpack. He's a ghost. We're getting reports the genius behind this operation is a man who's still looking for his keys in an Uber from last week. Something tells me he's got peanut shells in a cast iron pan sitting in his kitchen and he just ordered Sonora Town and Salt and Straw simultaneously.
Starting point is 00:30:57 This is the type of individual who gets drunk with a homeless man, goes back to his tent to meet his cat. This man just purchased the accountant too for $40. It's a man if you find his iPhone, text his mom because that's his emergency contact. She'll arrange how to get it back to him. Oh my God. We're getting reports he makes soju with his body.
Starting point is 00:31:28 He's making joju. Can you believe that? He's making his own soju. They call it joju. That's good. I don't want to harp on that, but that's good. I mean, I can tell you there were certain areas of Los Angeles that you could have called it an insurrection. It was terrible. But these are paid insurrectionists. These are paid troublemakers. They get money. Troublemakers. Troublemakers.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Take a look at what they do. Where they show up. And everyone's. They show up. They show up. They show up. And the man behind the operation takes them to a taco truck.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Oh man. What a saga. That was fun. That was just a fun little. It's great man. That's crazy. Yeah. We did it Joe. Yeah. What is that from by the way?
Starting point is 00:32:17 It's Kamala. It's Kamala saying it after she. Oh okay. Also by the way can you Google my name Joey LaFleur. I have the APR. Okay got it. I just want to see if how Google-able my name is at this point. Oh, it's all over It's all over
Starting point is 00:32:31 Fast focus. This is this is the Associated Press a Craigslist ad is not proof of paid protesters in LA. It was posted as a prank Unironically, it's nice to see real turn. I know thank God the AP was like thank thank you Melissa golden I love this lady better. I talked to her on the phone for about 15 minutes, and she was so I got an email from My Craigslist post and it was just like hey, this is Melissa golden from the AP I'm a fact-checker. I'm a a journalist I want to make sure you're being associated with doing this you know ad with with protesters please let me know
Starting point is 00:33:11 if this is a you know if you want to give me any information I'd love to talk to you so I called her star 67 on the phone number she left in the email and I started by going like you know trying to be like hey you got what are you trying to prank her too yeah I started trying to be like, hey, you got, what are you gonna do? You were trying to prank her too. Yeah, I started trying to do a prank where I was like, all right, what kind of, if I give you this info, how are you gonna use it?
Starting point is 00:33:31 I don't know exactly what story you're thinking about doing. And then she was like, well, I'm a fact checker. And I just like, we're trying to figure out the legitimacy and if it's not, you wanna get on that road. And I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, I stopped in my tracks I go oh my god you're a real journalist yeah I was like oh shit hang on you're real you're like holy shit I'm sorry Edward R Murrow I didn't know these people still existed to be honest no I know the AP I think might be one of the last ones where they actually have
Starting point is 00:34:00 to get to the bottom of things so I'm out of the loop on new stuff and I'm like holy shit There still is some journalists out there doing their job and then so I was like hey Let me just completely be honest with you, and so I just told her the full true story that we all know and then this is There was she laughing at all. She was fine. Yes. She's cracking up. I was explaining goof gone to her He's really knows gonna be a homosexual prank? It wasn't even that homosexual of a prank Well, I thought the whole thing was I'm looking for alpha males and you slowly break them in and let them know it's a gay
Starting point is 00:34:33 We did do a little bit of that, but it was also we did a few different types of pranks on it But I told her that You know like I gave her an example. I'm like listen We do a lot of craigslist pranks like this for example Logan Kiro's my co-host his You know prank on Craigslist was a sissy hip no thing right so So Logan was hypnotized by sissy hip known you can't a sissy and right so we're looking for
Starting point is 00:35:00 Hypnotist to undo his sissy hip though. I'm saying this to her on the phone and she's- A journalist. Yeah, she's laughing and she's like, oh God, okay, Jesus Christ, this is what this is? Yes, and you're on the phone like buddying up, you're like, I know the right, right? They're fucking- No, yeah, also I started to like,
Starting point is 00:35:20 cause I'm a little savvy on some of this stuff, and so I wanted to be like, I don't wanna get a fucking hatchet job, right? I don't wanna look like a guy who'm a little savvy on some of this stuff. And so I wanted to be like, I don't want to get a fucking hatchet job, right? I don't want to look like a guy who is a hunkler and trolling a serious issue. So I made sure that she knew like, look, I did this. This is a coincidence, complete mistake.
Starting point is 00:35:38 I, this is dumb luck. You could call it. She says that she, she makes a point of it. So she did a very good job and I love her. She did like the best. She, she makes a point so she did a very good job and i love her she'd like the best she she plugged the pod and like did every they let you cut of as demonstrations in los angeles over immigration raids unfolded in recent days social media users falsely cited a craigslist ad is evidence that
Starting point is 00:35:57 protesters have been paid to participate then that she uh... quotes the ad but the ad was a prank is not related to the los angeles protest here's a closer look at the facts. Claim, a Craigslist ad seeking the toughest bad asses in the city is proof that Los Angeles demonstrations over immigration raids are made up of paid protesters. The facts. This is false. The ad, which appeared in Craigslist Los Angeles section for general labor jobs, was bait for a prank show and had nothing to do with the protests in Los Angeles. The ad's creator told the Associated Press,
Starting point is 00:36:26 it was posted on Thursday the day before the protests began. In a live stream episode on Friday the show... She's watching me live. The show's host called and spoke with people who responded to the ad. I literally had no idea it was ever going to be connected to The Rise. It was a really weird coincidence. Said Joey LaFleur! Joey! Joey! Joey! connected to the rise it was a really weird coincidence said Joey LaFleur the ad was developed as part of a new prank show called goof con one she got
Starting point is 00:36:52 the one in there god bless you said LaFleur who hosts the podcast she's a real journalist yeah on their show Friday the day protests began they spoke live on the phone with people who responded during goof con one's third episode this is so funny there is literally evidence it's fake! Yes. They did an episode before anyone even cared about this ad! Yep. Also, like she did with the third app, she's doing a real research.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Yeah, she's like, it's the third app, it's on the Vulnerable King's Jock Week tier of the hate- LeFleur noted during the episode that he also posted a more militaristic version of the ad in Craigslist's Austin section, which there's chaos in Austin going on as well. You are the Joker. I got, it's like I was tapped into some kind of zeitgeist, like a lucky zeitgeist where I just, it must have been something in the fucking ether. It really is, you really did luck into it.
Starting point is 00:37:37 It's kind of crazy, the timing of it. Complete luck. We had no clue this was all gonna go down. It almost feels like I tapped into something that just was... It's like, it's payment. It's payment for all your hard work. It's karmic payment. All my really hard work.
Starting point is 00:37:53 It's karmic payment for all the hard work you do, where like when I'm sitting at your place and you're drunk and you're bored and you call your internet company, and you like, you ask them about the fiber optics they're using and then ask the lady who lives in Nebraska out to dinner. I go, why can't I download as much gay porn as I want? How much does it cost to download a million terabytes of gay porn? It's literally your 10,000 hours.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those I put in the work and so this is how it pays. You got to do at least you know one bomb threat a month if you want to get to this. Alright? No it's just so retarded. Top to bottom it's all so stupid and random which makes it even funnier. Yeah she goes after screen shows of the ad spread on social media Lafleur posted about the confusion on his Instagram story multiple times. Accidentally goofed the entire nation on goof con one one post reads and another he muses I don't really know what to do with any of this
Starting point is 00:38:51 I guess get on Newsmax or something if I get on Newsmax that could be funny She's firing shots at Newsmax that rocks She's the best She's the best. I'm a fucking lib now. Thank you Melissa Golden. Melissa Golden you rock. I'm not a political person but I am now a lib and I will follow you into the gates of hell. So funny.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Oh and then Patrick bet David. Oh yeah yeah what's the, I didn't even watch that video. You think Melissa will listen to this? I hope we have a new fan. Me too. I'll text the tour After after dinner Just sent you Rob pop that up
Starting point is 00:39:43 Rob I've been working my whole life on stuff like this. I'm fully correct There is anonymous accounts on Craigslist. Here, pop it up. Yep. It is... He's got an otter in the studio. Anonymous accounts on... BBD is plagued by otters. Looking for the toughest badasses in the city of Los Angeles. Look at this, Rob.
Starting point is 00:40:03 6,500 to 12,000 per week, and they describe exactly what you're gonna do. You're gonna kick ass, you're gonna do this. It's actually really healthy that this is happening, that they're all getting pranked. Well, the frustrating thing is- They needed to know, they jump on everything so much, it's like fucking settled down.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Yeah, but it is frustrating knowing that no one will They're not gonna even acknowledge. Yeah, they won. They won't acknowledge Cycle move so quick and liberals won't take it's still and liberals are retarded They play like fair or whatever and they don't fucking do anything I thought it was gone two hours after like it went originally viral. I didn't like I Was just very happy to see this extra. This is all bonus stuff for me. Yeah, yeah. Well, thank God.
Starting point is 00:40:48 I love the PBD Podcasts, it's very fun. They're very retarded. They're constantly like, have you heard that it's actually very healthy to bathe in volcanoes? What? Have you heard about this? We need to cut out all seed oils
Starting point is 00:41:04 and all start taking baths in magma. So they're just taking the bait on everything? They're every... I mean he's a plant. PPD is a plant. Do you actually like the show though? No, I mean I like him because he interviewed Kobe before he died. And then it turned out he's like, you know, kind of... He's just like a Persian guy that drives around fucking... These guys have lost their minds. More like the BPD podcast.
Starting point is 00:41:26 That very good. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Hey, come on, man. No, I don't know if they're nuts. I don't know if they're that wrong, but they're just, you know. They have a favorite person.
Starting point is 00:41:37 I do, I've always had a, I've always kind of liked him when I saw him. But I've seen very little of him. But I think he's definitely a plant because he came out of fucking nowhere and he just had this empire called like value attainment and they interview celebrities about work ethic and then he got very political and I just don't, you know.
Starting point is 00:41:56 And then he has like a couple of oafs that sit on the panel with him and they all dress like they're in like a Serac commercial and they spew like nonsense obviously I like him in the same way that events why like him in the same way that You know like Jordan Belfort is likable where they're like they are con artists, right? But there's it's a charming kind of con artist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I hear that he has that Life gets serious way too quickly for a safe and easy way to turn off the BS, try Indicloud.
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Starting point is 00:44:03 break panic or fold under stress They're recruiting people to be part of the how do you know this is tied to that? The the responses from LA and they took it down. That's it. Yep I don't want to start just from LA so I'm a hundred percent right. You've lived your whole life You haven't learned a thing you old faggot Sorry Melissa if you're listening Anymore we're not okay, we don't say anymore. I didn't know because Devin is gay. He's an old fire. I'm gay
Starting point is 00:44:39 John's yeah I'm black. I'm rock a Connors black and i'm black and black and black rock a car is black like i'm sorry melissa look at it all over in l.a. but how do you know how do you know this is them though that this so they're asking these guys to go do the damages in the area this supposedly look at this guy this guy flips out if he thinks you cut in front of him in line this is this is the. Ash Pearson is his name. I have no idea who this guy is.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Popped up two days ago. Let me read it. Physical. No, no, we are former select tough. Don't do it in this unit will be activated when the situation demands we see. Maybe these got a little bit of doubt. Resultation. We need individuals who do not.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Why is he? Was he flexing his ability to read? What the fuck's going on? David hold under stress and I know that other guy as to its physical strength Speed conditioning is important. But mental toughness is everything One people follow when things go bad, that's who we're looking for we're recruiting Ready to competition where we can play you Sorry, well, we're looking for mental toughness. You keep level high pressurevery, okay. Is there a phone number is there for it was a craigslist
Starting point is 00:45:50 And it can pull down and now this is what happens it says this post has been removed Vinny something yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah. yeah, and also alert people That's the you that stand up failed. I could make it as a grifter. Yeah I should have posted love in summer that guy's whole thing back in the day was he would rain get drunk at ha ha cafe and Rant about how Chris D'Alia stole his whole thing and I was like that's embarrassing Do you say I was the first to fuck a kid? This guy my cold I fuck kids this guy he met he did stand up He failed that it any with any met Patrick bet David at an indo Chino at the Americana And they were both getting their suits like fucking tailored absolutely and they both started talking about
Starting point is 00:46:36 Some sort of you know political thing and he's like you're pretty good man. Mm-hmm. Why don't you come with my empire? Yes And then all of a sudden who something. You show me your pay stuff for $12,000 and I quit my job. I quit my job, I work for you. You show me your pay stuff for $12,000 and I quit my job, I griff for you. Call George Soros office. I'd love to call him to see what they're gonna be saying.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Normally what you do is you'll click that reply link and then it'll send an email, but the email is usually registered to Craig's List. That guy's not bearable to be around. Craig's list is still in business? Yeah of course. Really? Imagine being so separated from the average person that you question whether Craig's List is around. And you go, really? Yeah, he can't fathom that anyone would want to buy a lamp for 12 bucks. Or someone just looking for like a day job. Yeah, I mean, it's no. Yeah, I'll clean your pool or no comprehension of it.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Rob, if you have a chance, look, look for like, are they looking for protesters searching for protesters on Craigslist? Well, there's an older video from seven weeks ago that if you look at this, this exists for some people that don't think this exists. This exists. Watch this video. I haven't seen what I said. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Now, why? Well, that's the Go ahead You were wrong you wasted all your time you're a dumbass But we'd love to we'd love to explain ourselves on your show what it saw that that was a Was a bit of a on the show, please a beautiful beautiful thing just That was a beautiful thing. It was a beautiful, beautiful thing, Joseph. Unbelievable stuff.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Stop giving me credit for it because it was such dumb luck. But listen, it was a really fun thing to experience. Isn't it all just luck that you've consistently been doing stuff like this for so long, it just hit eventually. No, no, that was a perfect storm. It was like well-written and it was funny and if it weren't well written and funny that it probably Would not have gone viral even with the perfect storm But it needed the perfect storm Valerie was very very lucky Valerie so funny about it because she was laughing at it But she was upset that she's like I don't like that you guys are even if it's coincidentally involved in like this
Starting point is 00:48:43 narrative that's being pushed that like people are paid to protest and it's not like Mexican families going down there and then when I showed her the AP article she was like good on Joey fuck Yeah, she's like happy for you. Yeah, and I totally yeah No, I had like the most honest conversation and it wasn't because I'm a cuck or a lib It was because I was completely seduced by this temptress. Golden. And I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, but Melissa,
Starting point is 00:49:15 I'll block her number if you talk to me. If you want to go, I don't know if you're in LA, you know, combo sushi kombu, you like- You gotta fuck with the channel. I don't have a job right now. I don't have a car either. But I do make my own soju. You make your own soju? Yeah, and I make my own soju. I make my own soju. You save on drinks. You save on drinks. Just go make yourself. I have 15 white cloths. I started fermenting my own soju. I can't buy you a drink, but you can get drunk off my fumes.
Starting point is 00:49:46 If you lick my body, it has a 30% APV. I can make you chili. Do you like cast iron peanuts? Guess what? You could discard your peanuts in my cast iron. So there's plenty more footage of, you know, lots of shit going on in LA and I think we should cover it because a lot has happened. We're doing this episode like a week before this comes out because it was just too good and we're getting in front of some stuff but like, I know obviously last week we pretty
Starting point is 00:50:21 much did all riot shit too. Yeah. It just started. Kind of, not as much. But not as much. I'm pretty sure the whole episode was riot stuff. Who gives a shit? But also I don't care and this is happening and this is our city. It got bigger. And we drive through it every day and we live around it directly near us.
Starting point is 00:50:36 And I will say this, the riots have been great for traffic in my neighborhood. Absolutely. Everyone is busy. They're all down. They're all fighting. They're all getting shot with rubber bullets. They're all trampling on people with horses It's a big it's it's it's it really is if there's a great movie named SWAT Lost takes place in LA SWAT's a tremendous film with Colin Farrell and Samuel Jackson I believe and I believe the other the Mexican Dyke that always plays the same Dyke in every movie
Starting point is 00:51:07 Michelle Michelle Rodriguez Well, who is isn't Renner Renner is in it too. It's a nice young Renner I haven't seen yeah, right early Ren and that's calling their own lips his partner And he flips and he becomes a bad guy his name is like striker and there's something. And there's this multi, there's this like really really wealthy like Russian criminal that gets arrested. I'll give one million dollars to anybody who gets me out of here. And he's getting arrested and he goes I will give one hundred million dollars to whoever gets me out of here and then it cuts to like Cholo's and like Asian gang members watching TV and they're like, 100 million sounds pretty good to me. And then it's a smash cut to them
Starting point is 00:51:50 and like they're like, they're transporting the criminal through LA and there's like Cholos with RPGs blowing up the LAPD and it's a complete and total like civil war chaos. And Hooper, get the anti-aircraft gun, we need to go rescue him. And that's happening right now. But not only, and this kind of like takes away
Starting point is 00:52:10 from the point you're making, because it's not about Mexicans, but I just love SWAT so much. I wanna pitch it to people listening. I just like to tell people about SWAT. I don't even care about the riot. Let's just talk about SWAT. SWAT is a tremendous movie.
Starting point is 00:52:22 So not only do Mexican gangs start trying to break him out. Every one of them. The Crips. The Crips, the Bloods. The Bloods. Everyone's working together to get this guy out. All different kinds of gangs are trying to break him out. Like the Mafias involved.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Who directed, it sounds like an Ayer film. It's not David Ayer. It's not, but it is. Very much tonally, yeah. It's a tonally David Ayer movie, yeah. But what a masterpiece. So, but so but we were laughing so hard though Just the idea that like every time there's a tragic thing happening the city. I'm like you want get a beer We've never like cared about the actual thing happening. We're like oh what a tragedy
Starting point is 00:52:56 La is crazy, but like people keep being like LA's on fire. Oh, is this I'm like I'm having a blast It's it's non-stop entertainment you guys are sick. You guys are weird. No, it's Melissa I'm gonna go protest after this podcast is over I don't like what these guys are talking about. LA is so fucking big people that like Connor was over the other day We were about to go do the lemon party live shows We were watching live just live entertainment of guys beating the shit out of cops cops beating the shit out of them And people and you go online and it's like it's you know, it's a it's a it were those shows by the way I completely missed them you do back-to-back nights. I
Starting point is 00:53:33 Could you please just tell me about how they went like how did they go first night was Saturday was phenomenal Second night was a little it was a little weird, but it's still fun. I guess yeah, how many guys on the first row? There's full house. What is that, 180? And then on the second night, what are we talking? 30. 30 people. Was that 30 of the same guys?
Starting point is 00:53:53 No, only one guy repeats. Yeah, the second night felt like we were doing the podcast and just some people in the street gathered around. Who was the weirdo that came to both? It's the guy that screamed faggot at me at the Virgil show. You're kidding. No, it's the assorti guy. No fucking kidding.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Which guys are? The guy who kind of looks like Jared Fogel. He's like taller, glasses, nerdy, whites. That's so funny that he's doing the double header. The guy that calls you a faggot is the biggest fan of the whole thing. The first show that me and Ben did, I walk on stage with Virgil, goes, faggot! And I was like, all right, man. and then he kept coming to the show and screaming faggot again, and then apologizing for doing You go to me after the city like I'm just I'm doing the work
Starting point is 00:54:37 I'm trying as hard as I can but I just see you up there, and I can't help myself I was having phobos. Yeah, so you fucked up. Two shows in and around LA, I didn't come to a single one, but he was doing bigger things. Oh, that's the thing. You were doing nothing, both of you. No, the info came out last night. I was toying with the... He was discrediting the right wing of the United States of America for Melissa Golden.
Starting point is 00:55:02 No, but Emily Saves America came with some hot friends and her hot sister and shit and uh You know that was her she has a sister. She has a sister. That's like looks like Like a twin I am not interested in this but is that the chick with like the massive Not interested at all they're just all like they're all West LA like hotties. Yeah, I don't really know how to explain it. So yeah, and they're all really pissed off. There's no willow trees in town. Yeah No, but it was it was a fun show. Hmm fun show. Yeah, we're doing monologue jokes like we're writing for Ben That was that was my favorite part of it. writing the studio writing Yeah, some really good ones to what was I like you guys all gave no we had cue cards Yeah, John held the cue cards first night, and then I held in the second night. It was good
Starting point is 00:55:52 It was already like highlight monologue jokes the I think the best one was the a blackhawk helicopters just landed in Los Angeles City We know the helicopters black because Korean store owners started firing at it immediately love that Yeah, that would be Jared Leto one was pretty good too. What was that? Jared Leto has been accused of sexual assault recently. It looks like someone is 30 seconds to behind bars Just like dumb monologue jokes, but it's very fun to write them back that is good. Yeah No, I'm out of the loop. It took me a sec, or maybe because I'm hammered, but I like both.
Starting point is 00:56:27 I love both. The first one I thought was actually like Chef's Kiss perfect monologue kind of joke, but anyways, okay, DC, what do you got there? Yeah. It's just some riot footage, man. This is a guy saying LA is literally Mad Max, and they go, this is the thing though,
Starting point is 00:56:49 what I was just saying, this part of LA is literally Mad Max. LA is so big. It's seven square blocks. There's a bunch of people watching on TV going like, yeah, I don't go down there, who cares? That's fun, look at this. This is interesting to watch.
Starting point is 00:57:02 It is crazy. Also, of course this is happening. It is crazy. This is interesting to watch. It is crazy. Also, of course this is happening. It is crazy. This is a majority Latino city. They're going to fight back. It is crazy they have like- They shouldn't have had signaled that ICE was down there that day.
Starting point is 00:57:16 I remember the day it happened, everyone was like, what's going on? It was like, obviously something was going on. It's so gross. So then you fucking wake up the Mexicans and they all start fucking creeping down there They all start with their court as a like shuffling across the marriage the midget bikes. They're like a Mongol horde. It's crazy There's like they all have these giant midget babies giant midget bike gangs
Starting point is 00:57:35 There's like 30 40 of them in a group and they all show up to these fucking well now All that stuff's happening. Well that must be inferior imagine like your uncle Who you love somebody like they come in and snatch him set it back? Fuck you guys Problem is is they're going in a resting like seamstresses look at all these guys look at all these little Mexicans on their little Dumb and dumber bikes. Yeah, I Give 60 miles to the gallon on this hog Harry Let's go to ask me. And once again, I will say these guys have opened up the city for us.
Starting point is 00:58:38 I love that they're all down there. Yeah, they're just yesterday I was flying around town, little to no traffic today. Here today was easy to no traffic today here To get here today. It's quiet. You have no clue anything's going on. They're all on a couple blocks. It's chaos I'm always feel like I'm about to piss my pants on the drive here today Right through right through right through not a cell really nice. No. No, I think they made every light green They're just like just just get, just go. By the way, John, if you ever get a motorcycle again, that's what you're allowed to have.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Yeah, that's what we'll allow you. It was very funny, like I was caught up in the mob like yesterday, on Sunday, and I was on a Lime scooter trying to get to Union Station, then all of a sudden I was surrounded by like 50, 15 year old Mexicans on bicycles, and I was like, wow, feels great to be a part of something. It was very nice, they're all doing wheelies and shit. I was like wow feels great to be a part of something
Starting point is 00:59:31 You felt like Creed working out You see that clip from channel 5 Yes of the guy go like I know you from school you go to Kava Oh, that was the other work And then the Kava workers are like, I'm gonna fucking spit in your fool, fool. That was great. Yeah. You always ask for like discounts and shit. Fuck you, pussy. It's great.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Yeah. Jack, how close did you get to all this shit? I was in the middle of everything. I got shot at. Well, John was right by the courthouse that we were by the other day. I got shot at. You got, with one of those all rounds and
Starting point is 01:00:07 fucking It was and I heard I heard the shotgun go off So I sure I assume they're shooting rubber bullets to but it was you picked up a rubber bullet You should have brought it that would have been a great. I mean this next to the airstrip. This looks like so much fun This is fully swatch it. They were throwing they were throwing lime scooters at This looks like so much fun. This is fully swatch it. They were throwing lime scooters at cars. At one point the LAPD all was under the bridge.
Starting point is 01:00:30 This is the Alameda, close to Alameda bridge. Drive by it all the time. That's Main Street. All the time, Main Street. They were hiding under it. Oh, that's like Olivera. Yeah, it's over there. But here's the thing about the Mexicans.
Starting point is 01:00:44 They trashed Olivera Street., yeah, yeah. It's all over there all over. But here's the thing about the Mexicans. They trashed Olvera Street. I know. Ugh. What are you doing? They fucking ruined like Kobe murals. Yeah, what are you guys doing? It's Mexicans fighting Mexicans. It's Mexican cops and Mexican people
Starting point is 01:00:54 and it's Mexican ICE agents. It is and they're like we're the part of, the Marines are coming in. It's like a bunch of guys named Hernandez coming in to like shoot guys named Hernandez. Olvera Street does seem like, don't do that. Well it's a bunch of guys named Hernandez coming in to shoot guys named Hernandez. Alvera Street does seem like... don't do that. Well it's a convenient place because it's right next to the Federal Courthouse and it's like an open park. And it's hard to get in there with cars. It's hard to get in their cars, that's why.
Starting point is 01:01:16 So they all mob there. One of the streets is a one way. Both of them are one ways, going in there. That was wrong, Mexicans. Yeah. I support everything else. That was wrong. Look at that. Bam! That was so much fun. Perfect shot.
Starting point is 01:01:32 That was crazy. Viva la Raza! Holy shit. They were making more rocks. In fact, they were using hammers to hit the sidewalk, the curbs of the sidewalk to make rocks. That's crazy. And then grab and then throw. That's kind of awesome.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Yeah, it was pretty, it was like... Which I don't support. We need a civilized society. Actually, I went and followed Stephen to an argument. But I might actually support anything. I supported. Also, somebody was like, some like assholes, like why wouldn't they just fucking bring rocks in a backpack and then somebody's like heavy Why wouldn't yeah exactly why why why wouldn't they bring a tool?
Starting point is 01:02:14 Free rocks fucking exactly streets are rocks. So yeah Free rocks all over the places free rocks rocks streets are rocks Wow building. It's made a rock It's free break a building, it's made of rock. I mean, it's free. Break a building, that's all rock. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Twin towers one day became rocks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But yeah, I mean, you know, this is, you know, it's bad, but like, the weirdest thing to me is the zero expectation of this happening.
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Starting point is 01:04:33 Why wouldn't they hold them in like a sheriff jail like in Pasadena? Why are they holding them in the federal court? I understand it's a federal action. They also signal too much that they're gonna be doing this this day so everyone comes pops out It was on purpose. This is they didn't need this You know, it's funny you think I'd take a second to actually learn about the issues since I got to Trump With my goof about this, but no I didn't and I still have no idea what actually started this So like they were like there were ice raids in downtown LA.A. on Thursday night Thursday when we were when we picked you up to we were going to go record
Starting point is 01:05:07 and we drove by like a little bit of protesting. OK, I know that's but I'm saying like where what I still don't know is where did they raid? Artists, they are a fashion district. There was a warehouse there into a into a giant like like a textile factory. They went in there like 40 people out of there. They were raiding Home Depot and checking their IDs. And they also caught like a Santiali area. Yeah. They went in there and took like 40 people out of there. They were raiding Home Depot's. Checking their IDs and the crypto. Like Santiali area and stuff, yeah. They also caught a guy.
Starting point is 01:05:29 They went after a guy who killed like two teenagers with an AK-47 in like 1994. It was kinda crazy. Okay, forget about it. It was so long, it was 31 years ago. No, but also there was like a 10 year old taken out of class. There was a couple of LA USD deportations, which is like, well that's gonna upset some people.
Starting point is 01:05:48 My sister got a call from a friend who literally was a teacher and had ICE in the elementary school taking out children. I'd rather hear that they're just like arresting anyone with like face tattoos. Like, don't take a kid. At least finish up with the kids behind our backs. I agree, you're gonna do that. Secretly. Kid or at least finish up with the kids behind our backs Secretly secret and then play the footage of me getting shot at that was the first thing on Sunday That was what like kicked off Sunday Cuz I went down to the federal courthouse. I think you kicked off Sunday. I did kick off Sunday No, it was it was I went down to the federal courthouse and people were protesting peacefully Crazy we drive by this every day. Yeah
Starting point is 01:06:25 All of a sudden this happened Oh shit, yeah, you can hit something hit a car than black my arm Yeah, you can hit something hit a car than black my arm But after that it was like we got it's their policy to bounce those rubber bullets But they're supposed to bounce it First the whole block you couldn't like it was the tear gas was agitating like you couldn't breathe. No, it's bad full in the air Yeah, it really fun. I got a comment. I went to get a coffee like earlier. You know, I got a tummy I got a tummy for the tear gas
Starting point is 01:07:15 No, no, no, no, no, no, there's a maxi guy defending you he goes This fool has a tummy ache! Hey, you straight like Raza! You guys gave this fool a tummy ache! The SWAT team's like, hey guys, good, good! Calm down, calm down! The fat white man has a tummy ache! We gave away the tummy ache. We've gone too far. Now this part was like right before that, and this is what, this was like the famous footage. I kept seeing repeated that day. They're spraying the shit out of people
Starting point is 01:07:52 The closest I got to the action was a guy getting out of his car pouring milk on his face like he must have just escaped I mean, it's pretty intense. We were dying me and Joey on the way here. Oh, these are the terror cars John was like, yeah, they were like pepper spraying and tear gas. It was like weird. Yeah, man, it seemed kind of weird. It was fucked up, man. They burned all the way those down,
Starting point is 01:08:15 which I'm like, I mean, that's like the one like there's there's a victimless crime. I feel bad for them. It's a fucking way. Oh, yeah, they're kind of good. I actually had a weird vibe Off about I love that Mexicans have the same response to robots that I would I would like rape a Waymo
Starting point is 01:08:36 Did they rape I'll stick my dick in the in the electric? Little exhaust raped away mo they're raping way more I swear no a little exhaust. They raped a Waymo. They're raping Waymo. They raped Waymo. They're actually, a couple guys kidnapped a Waymo and they put it in their bathtub right by Echo Park Lake and they held a shotgun to its head. You got your shit pushed. You got your shit pushed.
Starting point is 01:09:02 And then Hector's niece was like, wait, that fool saved my life. The Waymo was like, I recently saved a girl from being raped. I saved Hector's niece. I hate saving your niece. And they were like, are you sure about that? And they made a call, and then they let the Waymo go, actually. You know, it's actually another thing.
Starting point is 01:09:21 I've never had my shit pushed in. So, okay, they're also using this to do like, just both sides are being so fucking crazy, but like they're thinking about testing out the robot dogs. Oh, the bot the dynamics. If shit sparks up again tonight, which John's like totally confident It's not gonna happen John's like jaded about like like civil unrest and like I I think it's gonna happen again
Starting point is 01:09:50 It's like the Mexicans are sleepy. Yeah, very sleepy. They're tired Yeah, they're done if there wasn't a group in front of the courthouse this morning I don't think it's gonna happen up. We can probably start ramping up. They start around four Yeah, that's what the CS so we'll find out on the page. It's like Altamont for civil unrest. They wait a little bit. They don't want to start. If they start too early, they're like gay.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Yeah, they look like nerds. They look like nerds. First guys to show up at the party. They go home. Their grandma makes them some pozole. They get refueled. They come right back. Massively late.
Starting point is 01:10:22 But no, they're starting to, I saw footage today of them, of the cops and the Marines and whatever, like using those robot, those like, Boston Dynamics. The Boston Dynamics dogs. Wait, does it have weapons? Yes, it has a gun on top of it that shoots, you know, the rubber bullets and like tear gas.
Starting point is 01:10:41 Isn't that weird? That was literally a Black Mirror episode. And it's happening. And then they were like, let's do that. It's happening. Yeah. A couple black guys kidnapped the robot dogs and they're fighting them.
Starting point is 01:10:51 Oh no. Like a Michael Vick kind of guy? No, it's like crazy fights. It's like two robot dogs in a ring and they're like both shooting like tear gas at each other. Jared Powell's fucking robot dog. I'm not even being,... there's no joke. I know it's a real story. It's a real story. Melissa that's it the next story
Starting point is 01:11:09 we're gonna contact you with more info. Thanks. So this is John this is you this is that you, that's a waymo. That's a burning waymo. I fucking kicked the whole thing off, dude. That was crazy. I started these. Those nuts, man.
Starting point is 01:11:31 John kicks ass. That was strange. Did we talk about my dad forming the posse on the public last episode? Should we play a video of the guy? Yeah. Okay. There's actually so much footage of this. It's overwhelming I have so many clips of the riots. We don't have to we can keep watching
Starting point is 01:11:50 We have so much water dad because that's an actual possum Here's my favorite part of this was I think around on Friday There were guys that were like they they showed up and they were like I got my motorbike like whoa They would drive directly into the cops and the cops would just close like, and arrest them. I saw one video of the guy on the lime scooter in the fucking drop-shouldered and fucking took him.
Starting point is 01:12:17 On the freeway? Yeah. Dude, they were selling hot dogs on the 101. That's awesome. There was a hot dog vendor on the 101 shutdown selling hot dogs. This rules, kind of. This is very like medieval.
Starting point is 01:12:29 They're kind of finding out like, you know what, go take the Venezuelans from like Colorado. Start with fucking Aurora. What are you doing? It's like the beginner levels in a video game. You immediately like jump into the Super Bowl? Yeah, you started an expert mode for Operating a legendary Are they breaking anything like are they actually like yeah breaking into like a good store that yeah
Starting point is 01:12:59 They got CVS the Apple store down town they all got rated But there's a lot of people being like what the fuck you do you're ruining our whole fucking reputation here that is it's not good to do that, but I'm saying like they're not breaking into a private business Yeah, they did last night There was a I went to my little corner store down the street and the guy was like drilling fucking plywood into the wall And he was talking apparently that was his job But to just protect these stores and he was like yeah They're hitting like stores on 7th Street like these little liquor stores make We have to make precautions but he was just doing that. No he was doing that because they hit a store on 7th Street,
Starting point is 01:13:27 broke the windows out and robbed everything. It was a tall little, I know the corner store. That became like a full on industry during like BLM. It was like guys who just had trucks would buy a bunch of plywood and they'd be a service there. Well BLM was fucking up everything. So Mexicans are slightly better than black people. I have a theory and I was talking to Joey about it.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Did you hear that Melissa with the A.B.? Hey Melissa! You put your sunglasses up. He's really tight. Fuck did I accidentally rank the races again? No the right you know what the first night after we recorded on Thursday on Friday. I woke up and You know I went I thought it was a pride parade So I went down there. I had my thong on and I had a big rubber fist with me
Starting point is 01:14:21 You're gaping to yet, and I was was like soaking. You'd have a plug in. I was so confused with what was going on. But they all raped me so I got what I wanted. The guy that's down there that's like, Pride! I guess it's like sort of an aggressive theme this Pride. With like fairy wings are on? Yeah. Like a bro.
Starting point is 01:14:48 She gets like dominatrix. Oh my god. This is like a racially charged sex RG. It's like Mexican BDSM day. Oh it's like a brick kind of pie this year. You guys are into brick play? Yes. play You guys are in a brick play
Starting point is 01:15:16 I could try making up the streets Some mace play Dude it's so funny all the footage I'm like'm like, We're here at Jetpack every fucking day. You guys are at a projectile play, huh? Projectile play? There's a guy gaping his ass in front of a line of police officers. Trying to catch Robert Bullock's ass. And then he shoots him back.
Starting point is 01:15:38 Like the bad guy from the mask. But when he shoots him back. Just absorbing through his asshole and then shooting him in the face. They're way more. But when he shoots him back. Just absorb it into his ass and shoot him in the ass. They're way more powerful though when he shoots them back. It like knocks over 10 cops. They're on fire as they come out of his ass. They're like, stop aiming them at him! When he shoots them back it's ten times more powerful!
Starting point is 01:15:56 It's like Kirby. You're making him stronger! Don't aim away from his ass! Don't aim away from his ass! Sorry about that. So here's the motorcycle footage that I thought was very funny. Don't aim away from his ass! Sorry, my head's killing me. Here's the motorcycle footage that I thought was very funny. So look at him, he's like, Viva La Rosa! And then he just gets immediately tackled.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Yeah, you're going to jail. He had zero moment, they just beat him with sticks. Not even a good camera angle. Bad angle. He thought he was Willie Ballas. There they go. Stand the line. This is so funny.
Starting point is 01:16:42 And we are in the background just trying to go to the podcast We're all packed into my car. Just like this is the God Devin make a riot. Let's go around this That guy on the motorcycle really got the 12,000 That guy on the motorcycle really got the 12,000 They hit him right in the face Yeah, he just drove a fucking motorcycle Just talk down and fucking win a little bit faster. No, dude. No, that's sort of an imbalance. I think I could dodge that.
Starting point is 01:17:31 I love the energy too. This guy's like, right here he's like, I got it from here! Oh my god. This guy goes, let's do it! It's John Redcorn. Bam! So I'm right here going, you killed my gay wife? This is for Jonathan Joss. I Think you killed my gay wife
Starting point is 01:17:51 What dogs school he gets funny That is crazy they have berserkers they're just riding motorcycles into the cops you ever seen Kong school island No, no, yes, you know when the guy what about the do what do you have to say? There's a guy who's like he's like I forgot the actors name. He's about to sacrifice himself. He's like you guys go ahead It's the guys really a rat lieutenant guy. Good. Yeah. Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa? I can't ever say what's his name. I don't know his name, but he's a great actor Yes, that scene is equivalent of this though somebody who's think they're doing something heroic and just get absolutely just get absolutely wrecked. Pulled a bunch of grenades. And the fucking dinosaur shoots.
Starting point is 01:18:23 And he blows up a whole... Blows up for no reason. You've never seen that scene? No. It's so fucking funny. I think I know what actor you're talking about. It's like... Shane Wigwam.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yash. That fucking...that Australian reporter getting shot was awesome. I feel like we nailed this up. I think so too. Yeah. Let's keep doing more riot shit on the Patreon.
Starting point is 01:18:42 I want to do a million more. Hold on. One more scooter guy. This more riot shit in the patreon. I want to do a million hold on one more one more one more scooter guy This is the guy in the 101 that got he he he's right. He rides right into them. This is me It actually looks like he's like he's like, please take me daddy Dude that was like Sean Taylor's yeah, I played football for sure that was like Sean Taylor shit. That guy played football for sure. That was a Sean Taylor hit. Boom!
Starting point is 01:19:10 That was just too easy. Oh no, that's a setup that's hard. Damn, damn! Oh god, this is horrible shit. That's wild as shit. It's horrible, but unfortunately the whole time I'm just like, oh god thank god I am not driving on the 101 today. Look at them blocking the on ramp.
Starting point is 01:19:34 Yeah. Holy shit dude. And even if they just get rid of one Mexican, to me the whole thing's worth it You know it's really fucked up Is that there's like an entire I think in like South LA like that was where like a lot of it was happening You see the guys see the pic the the the footage of guy that they kept kept Throwing rocks at all the all cars driving back and they got him recently But that's on there's a whole street called Home Depot Home Depot Lane You're like oh god, yeah, you can't have a Home Depot Lane
Starting point is 01:20:22 That's like you're like where do I go to meet Santa Claus Lane I say just like we're hitting home deep away. That's like you're like where do I go to meet Santa Claus? Santa Claus Lane I'm here. Did you guys see the cops beating the shit like doing a Rodney King on that guy? And they didn't think they were being seen their own their horses trampling. Oh, I saw that yeah I didn't I thought we watched that let's it no no I don't think so I did this week and let me see if I have it. I'm a believe so. Oh This is good. This is good. El Salvador is so an El Salvadorian restaurant was helping out cops that were that were in trouble Cuz they'll Salvadorans. I'm like, yeah
Starting point is 01:21:06 Black guy tail Get back out there! What a fucking pussy. What a fucking pussy. Black guy too. What happened to him? They're fanning him? He got like fucked up in the fighting. They're just horny. That's a horny Mexican lady by the way. She's like, oh come in! way she's like I really didn't Reporter get hit Los Angeles is literally
Starting point is 01:21:33 Like is fucking Man damn, where's the fucking I thought I had oh the water here's the looting from last night That's right down the street the Apple Store last night Which why is there an Apple Store down to LA? Why are they pretending downtown? LA is like a real place Oh, it's right now. It's in that it's right. Oh, it's that's the theater one Yeah, yeah, you're trying to you're trying to do yeah, what is the Apple store in downtown LA? So you it's just homeless guys walking in jacking off on the phone security guys at the front door They like five security guys, but there's a lot of like artists artsy types need apples. Well this is my apple store.
Starting point is 01:22:08 This is pretty crazy footage. They're all teenagers. Yep. They're all with their display phones. This is like ten hours ago. This is like a block away from where John lives and like five blocks away from where I live. It was really funny because I think this was happening around the time I went to the corner store that night and as I was leaving this like black dude on a scooter comes by and he just looks at me. He's got like face tattoos. This guy really scared guys like man they buggin down there. They buggin. I was like holy shit dude.
Starting point is 01:22:57 I gotta get inside. All night all I heard was people doing burnouts, police helicopters, it was crazy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Why now I am why a couple lands in there too I mean does anyone even get in trouble for these like do they end up doing an investigation and finding out who these all These people with masks are stealing iPhones. I kind of wish I was down there
Starting point is 01:23:37 Yeah, I think the most like the worst ones will you know get prosecuted? You know they'll become fugitives the The ones that don't have masks on. I would also imagine that most products you steal from the Apple store have a serial code to it. And if you activate it and they know you didn't purchase it. Yeah, I never understand that you can't just rip them. Well, there's places you can go to where they'll wipe them.
Starting point is 01:23:55 Sure, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're getting trapped inside the Apple store. No, they start breaking out of a window. Oh, that's kick-ass. They break a window. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. They're going breaking out of a window. Oh that's kick-ass. They break a window. Oh that's awesome. Yeah they're gonna make their own exit. They try to trap them in? I guess they hate windows. Oh shit. Get out there white boy. Oh
Starting point is 01:24:41 Yeah Goddamn well, what do you mean insurance pays for everything so fucking insurance companies I guess I don't care about Or at CVS getting wrong John's the place John's talking about seventh getting like a planning business Toro sushi got raided and everyone was like like hating them Yeah, that's where those are the guys that are actually Ruining it well not ruining it, but they're giving everybody a funny thing about this like these like these mobs even like big companies There was a Walgreens on 7th Street that I got back to truck into this is months ago And just a whole place got looted yeah, everyone there lost their jobs. They had to close location like that's like Everyone there lost their jobs and everyone at those everyone at otoro sushi is gonna lose dude the target
Starting point is 01:25:26 So those those Mexicans are cocksucker the target on figaro is Has a SWAT team there. It is crazy. They have like ten guys like tactical uniforms and guns always at that target Yeah Yeah Love America love this country and love this city love this city nothing fuck Texas could make me hate this fuck you Tim Kennedy Yes, you Dan Crenshaw Guys favorite thing to do that live in Anywhere else, but California's talk about California politics and local elections get on my dick Why do you want to come here so much you are you worried that are you worried?
Starting point is 01:26:13 It's not safe enough for you to have butt sex They want to clear the city you you fucking you former marine fag Huh, are you really are you nervous your car might get broken into while you're having gay butt sex Tim Kennedy you fucking meat-eating faggot Like anybody who doesn't like LA is Are you worried that seed oils are gonna interfere with your gay boner when you shove it in a man's ass in the Castro? boner when you shove it in a man's ass in the Castro? Well, it's so funny.
Starting point is 01:26:45 Homo! On Instagram, he's complaining about like, dude, private citizens have the right to defend their private property. And I'm like, you literally invaded a country. A sovereign country. Did people in Fallujah have the right to shoot at you? Yeah, did the Monte Army and Baghdad have the right
Starting point is 01:26:59 to blow your buddy's brains out? Well, they did. They did, actually. They did, though. They did have the right to torture the same. Yeah No, but they actually did it was legally. I mean like that wasn't a war crime. I think they could shoot So it's not the best comparison because they actually could I'm saying all I'm saying is Tim Kennedy's complaining about these riots in your private Private private what's with your shoulder you've been doing this fucked up for weeks, man. You keep sleeping on it wrong, man
Starting point is 01:27:23 It's it's bad Hold badly anyway, sleeping on it wrong, man. It's bad Badly I think it's like I think it's dislocated. I think I'm like so strong We're gonna lock it back in a shoulder. It's like dislocated fingers You're a spitter man, I hope that crazy dude Viva la raza you mother fucker! Crackles? Get crazy. All right, okay. It is my dream though to have like an unknowing like injury.
Starting point is 01:27:53 Yeah. Like the doctor be like, hey. You have a bullet in your head. They go, hey, your back is broken. And I go, I didn't even notice. Like one of those guys, like when, was there a Simpsons episode where Homer finds out he has like a crayon in his brain?
Starting point is 01:28:08 Yeah. It's my dream that it'd be like, you didn't know your back was broken, you're the strongest man of all time. And I go, yeah, I didn't even notice. Well, we love you folks. God bless you all. Bye bye.
Starting point is 01:28:20 Bye bye. Goodbye, Melissa, I love you.

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