Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Homeless Hello
Episode Date: December 5, 2022We find out San Francisco has robots policing the city and then watch a YouTuber that pretends to be homeless for an entire night and go to skid row. Beware of Gregory... Get weekly bonus episodes: ht...tps://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Join the Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/hatewatchpod/ Available on all platforms. Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow the pod on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Hate_watch_pod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hatewatchpod/ Follow on Twitter: https://twitter.com/devancosta Follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/devanjamescosta
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It's good to be in something from the ground floor.
I came too late for that.
I know.
But lately I'm getting the feeling
that I came in at the end.
The best is over.
Many Americans, I think, feel that way.
I was just giving us cooking tips.
You gotta season your fucking sauce.
You don't season it with meat.
That's horseshit.
The Italy-American man is a liar.
We all know what type of sauce you're drinking.
The fucking sauce I make in my
balls for your mouth every night, you fucking homo.
Say it again. Was it cum?
Yeah, it's cum. I got a big fucking load
brewing for you right now.
It's a little, it's a carb-free
cum sauce.
Live by the ancestral
tenets, dude, and suck my dick.
A lot of protein in cum.
A lot of protein, bro.
Liver King approves.
You fucking chud.
Have you guys seen that
they have robotic cops
in San Francisco that kill people now?
They do not.
Do they have the explosives?
Is that it?
I don't know. They got these little tiny
killing machines out there. What, does it have? Is that it? I don't know. They got these little tiny fucking...
They got these little tiny killing machines out there.
What, does it have a gun on it?
We'll see.
Watch this news story.
Check it out.
Police robots with the potential for deadly force.
The FFB...
Oh, yeah, bro.
...is considered by San Francisco supervisors...
They're still racist.
...allowing robots...
They still end up killing a bunch of black teenagers.
They're like, please stop resisting.
Get out of the car, sir.
They're looting the Dallas shooting,
which is the coolest thing cops have ever done, ever.
The sniper shooting?
No, when those guys are shooting up all those cops in Dallas.
You remember that?
One guy was behind a pillar.
No, they weren't snipers.
What are you talking about?
The Black Lives Matter guys that shot up the cops in Dallas? I think so yeah but they sniped him the guy asked for a phone i thought
it was like a pistol now he had like an ar no in dallas years and years and years ago there was a
like radicalized black lives matter members were sniping cops in downtown dallas
yeah one was in a parking garage maybe they were shooting from the parking garage but i remember
they the guy asked for a phone,
and then they sent in a bomb robot,
and they put an explosive on the end of it
and said it was a phone,
and when they grabbed it, they blew him up.
Oh, that's sick.
I love when cops pull pranks like that.
Yeah, it was like itchy and scratchy.
Cops are pranksters, dude.
That's great.
There's a programmer somewhere
who had to figure out how to program a robot to stop and frisk.
Yeah.
Like, we got to teach the robot how to call this black kid a mutt.
All right, let's watch these crazy robot dogs.
There's been a lot of talk about RoboCop, which I know, a whole lot of minds going to a whole lot of different places.
Gotta get his T-levels measured.
He goes, and what I mean by that is,
is that there's going to be a lot of people
fucking these robots.
Have you seen them?
They're kind of hot.
They're kind of hot.
Sexy little robots.
They don't complain.
They don't nag.
I love a robot in uniform.
KTVU Plus.
And that controversial plan just passed about an hour ago in an 8-3 vote.
Welcome everyone to The 7 here on KTVU Plus.
I'm Alex Savage.
And I'm Greg Lee.
Those police robots will be allowed to use potentially deadly force to plan strong criticism from civil liberties advocates.
Why are they together?
These two guys are way too close to each other.
They're touching arms.
That guy's touching his arm.
It's like even the humans are holding hands.
They're swinging it back and forth.
They're skipping through a park.
Reports.
San Francisco police asking for approval
by the Board of Super of supervisors to use robots.
I'm surprised those cops aren't wearing assless chaps.
That means military-grade machines operated by trained officers could potentially kill suspects during critical incidents.
You know, there's been a lot of talk about RoboCop or, you know, which I think sets, you know, a whole lot of minds going to a whole lot of different places.
But this is not that because to be honest all i can think about right now is who's my wife at home having
sex with in fact i think it would be irresponsible not to them plan to use that technology
in that horrific eventuality it's really just opening a window that eventually somebody's going
to want to crawl through. Matthew, a policy
analyst with the Electronic Frontier Foundation
says it doesn't make sense to give robots
the ability to kill. This is the final
evolution of the militarization of the police
is removing the humanity of a police
officer by making it a fucking robot.
Which is better because the humanity of a police
officer has not been seen
for a long time. So it's why not?
We're just going to have robots
killing people. The robot cops are like,
another Cadillac Escalade.
Out of state plates.
Sensing 5% tint.
Imagine how cool the first 48 is going to be in the future.
It's just a bunch of robots eating
burritos on the side of the road.
In the interrogation room
with somebody who's robots.
We know you did it. We are on to you. on the side of the road. Yeah. In the interrogation room with somebody who's robots. Loud bass sense.
We know you did it.
We are on to you.
We have hair DNA
all over the place.
Admit it, Pookie.
They put Shazam in it
and when it hears Mike Wool made it,
they just pull the car over.
They're using... Mike Wool made it. They just pulled the car over. The department is considering using a robot with explosives attached as a way to get into a building with violent armed suspects.
They're using...
Okay, so the police force in San Francisco is being replaced with Tonka toys.
I don't think this is going to fix much.
SFPD said in part,
while an explosive charge may be considered an intermediate force option,
it could potentially cause injury or be lethal. Robots equipped in this manner would only be used in
extreme circumstances to save or prevent further loss of innocent lives. The
discussion in San Francisco comes just a month after the Oakland Police
Commission decided against a policy that would have allowed OPD to use robots
with shotguns.
It was used by police to kill a man suspected of shooting
and killing five police officers in 2016.
They'll transport the robot to the scene.
Supervisor Hillary Ronan spoke out against authorizing lethal force for robots,
saying she thinks this is an incredibly dangerous route to go.
In San Francisco, Henry Lee, KTVU, Fox 2 News.
And Supervisor Ronan weighed in
once again just after tonight's
vote, writing on Twitter. They're arming robots!
That's wild, dude. In San Francisco!
It would happen in San Francisco.
That kicks ass. Very liberal.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That kicks ass.
Good for them.
They're finally handling shit out there.
They're getting ahead of the curve. Give a robot a gun.
Their police force is a bunch of Roombas with AK-47s.
Strap a Roomba.
Strap a Roomba.
Save a city.
It's a Roomba with a landmine.
It's a Roomba with a Gatling gun on it.
Five Roombas together.
I just want a fleshlight strapped onto one of these things so I can fuck it already.
It's just getting ridiculous.
And milk criminals dry.
They replaced the police force of San Francisco with
fleshlights.
Police sex dolls.
Imagine getting arrested by a real doll.
The DA spoke out
against putting double D's on the robots.
Getting tased by a real
wig falling off.
I mean, I always want to push over those
delivery drivers.
I hate those little pieces of shit.
You know some guy is actually
moving them around.
It's not like a sensor. It's like a guy
at his computer. So he sees
you push it over? Yeah, it's like a job.
So he sees me like fuck them? Yeah, it's like a job. So he sees me, like, fuck them?
Yeah.
I fuck those a lot.
There's a weird hole in the back of those.
I don't know what it's for. I think it's to, like,
ventilate for the food, but I just
come in and... You know you can fuck those things, right?
It's pretty cool.
The guy is obsessed with fucking literally anything
and he's like, you know you can fuck those he says it about everything literally everything because you
can fuck one of those you can fuck that there's a guy back in the day looking at sheep
um so our boy uh tommy g we've done a few episodes on him uh he's the guy that goes we
get one of our videos got taken off
for whatever reason.
I don't think it was because we watched his shit.
He goes to the hood.
He's that guy. We've been watching his shit
where he goes to the hood and stuff.
I fucking forget the guy.
A listener. Thank you.
Noah Dino?
Noah. I know it's Noah something.
Yeah.
He said to me that
we have to check out this video
that the guy did
where he pretends to be homeless
speaking of the homeless
he pretends to be homeless for a night
and he like lives amongst the homeless
and he said
there's one moment that happens
that I don't want to say
I don't know if it 100% happens
but he said
we got it.
He gets fucked to death.
He does fentanyl with them all.
They have wild sex.
So here he is.
No money, shots fired.
Some people say Milwaukee's not Jesus Christ.
This is when you know, this is, there's no,
is there a single YouTube channel of a black dude going
and pretending to be homeless?
Is this not white privilege?
Yeah.
He's cosplaying as a bum.
You're cosplaying as a bum.
There's no black dude walking around Beverly Hills wearing Versace being like,
and I tried to fit in in Beverly Hills for the day.
Is there any black guy out there that's like,
today I'm going to live in a tenement building for a week and see how it goes.
I'm going to try and have a talent in the hood and see how it goes.
He's like, I'm going to live in my own house.
Today, I'm going to overcome my hood.
But I'm rich.
But I'm going to pretend.
Anyway.
Dangerous place?
What do you think?
Yeah, the fuck it is.
Crack.
White boy?
Oh, shit. you are now entering milwaukee wisconsin in 2018 made milwaukee like super edgy yeah during it's a bullshit city is this the most racist
midwestern city it's not the most we city. I thought it was the most redlined city in America. Is it? Yeah.
Every city has racism.
Yeah.
Milwaukee's number one now. I've heard Milwaukee's
very segregated. Actually, I think you're wrong here,
Richard. I think Milwaukee is actually very segregated. Really? It is number one?
I think it's like Milwaukee, like St. Louis, like those places.
Yeah. Yeah, it's those places where it's
intensely white, but there's a
lot of tension. They have a lot
of gang activity and shit like that.
Okay.
It stands for highest murder rate.
Also home to 53206,
the most incarcerated
zip code in the country,
where six out of ten men
have been locked up.
Stay safe and exercise
caution. Also, you have to wonder
this guy's entire YouTube channel is like,
hey, I'm going to go into this community and, like, exploit black people.
Yeah.
This is, like, his whole thing.
He doesn't seem like a bad dude, but he's so unaware of, like, what it comes off like.
Where it's like, you're just, your entire YouTube channel is like.
His choices are so off base, even starting out with like, I went into the hood
in Minneapolis. These people
are on display for me.
Yeah.
Hit like and drop
a comment.
Hello everybody, I'm in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
You like watching people in the hood.
What's this weird thing he's got?
Yeah, what is this weird strap on?
He's got this big backpack thing on.
Milwaukee Challenge, one of the most dangerous cities in America.
And my STCart raced the initial footage
where I collected
$5.
To show you what it looks like to collect money,
I'm going to go through it again.
This is the mission. I'm going to buy a case of water.
I'm going to sell that so I can buy myself
a tarp to sleep on. It's supposed to
rain tonight. I want to buy some food.
Here's my gear. I have a water
bottle. I have a backpack. That's a
water filtration device. He's like,
tonight... They're literally just outside.
He's outside.
It's like you're just camping outside.
He's like,
tonight, I'm going to get raped.
I brought some Jiffy Pop.
I have my camping pillow here.
I have my sleeping bag here.
Yeah, no, we all know all these homeless people,
they have top-notch REI equipment like you do.
We'll be going on airplane mode for the duration of this challenge.
I'm going to show you the whole deal.
He goes, like all bums, my phone's on airplane mode.
this challenge.
I'm going to show you where you're going.
He goes,
like all bums,
my phone's on airplane mode.
Like all homeless people,
I'm on airplane mode.
Bag it on the highway
and then we'll go from there.
I want him to dress
like a 1920s hobo.
Excuse me,
Serge,
you have access to water?
He's got a top hat on.
He's not going to stick.
He's got a water to sell.
I'm going to hop on this train
and join the circus.
Okay.
Hey there, Serge.
You got an extra quarter?
I need 70.
PT Barnum just hired me to fuck his elephant.
I'm a fluffer.
Do you have an extra quarter?
I appreciate it, man.
You don't know how helpful this is.
Thank you so much.
He's taking money?
You're actually taking money from people?
You fucking idiot.
I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
To not be homeless?
How do they handle that?
What?
How do cops decide that?
It's not illegal.
They show up and they like smell you?
They go like, all right.
It's panhandling.
You're a legit homeless.
You can bring out the sniffer.
It's considered fraud.
To pretend to be homeless?
To ask for money when you don't like need it.
You're not even supposed to ask for money.
That's illegal in the first place.
There's homeless people that have a little money on them
and they ask for more money.
There's a guy
Maybe if you directly
lie and say, hey, I'm homeless.
Please give me money.
Maybe if you say I'm homeless and you're not.
Maybe you could get sued or something.
Bernie Madoff did this.
It's a Ponzi scheme.
Big fraud.
He was the richest homeless guy ever.
He was so homeless and rich that he had multiple properties and homes.
He lived in a penthouse in New York.
All right, let's keep going.
Where do you sleep?
I'm trying to figure.
Your car?
Yeah, I left my house.
I was playing...
He's got a kid!
He took money.
He took money from a...
From an actual homeless guy.
Who's smoking a black and mild,
and there's a tired kid in the backseat
that looks like he hasn't had water in like three years.
Look at that kid.
In the long run, he wasn't paying the mortgage.
You fucking scumbag.
Oh, shit. I don't know. You fucking scumbag. Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
See you, bitch.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
He's like, all right, thanks.
He goes, it's hard out here for both of us.
I hate being homeless too, sir.
I don't really need the money.
And that guy just gave me the last, maybe the last two quarters he had.
I'm sorry I gave the 75 cents to that guy.
We can't afford your burrito.
Anyone got just one more quarter?
Do you got just one quarter?
Why are you still begging, scumbag?
I need to buy a case of water.
He's not even asking for a dollar.
Thank you so much, man.
I appreciate you.
God bless you.
Try to go a little higher.
I want to buy a gumball.
Homeless people never aim high.
Yeah.
Every homeless guy I've ever met, he seems to think
he's going to do something with that 50 cents.
It's like, hey, your loss,
loser.
You never heard a homeless person flip out at you
because you didn't give them enough?
You're like, yeah, here's a little bit. They're like, what the fuck am I going to
do with this? Yeah, I've had that.
One of my favorite things ever, though, is somebody goes
like, hey, do you have any change? And if I'm
hammered and feeling really generous, I'll just be like's 60 bucks like i just have it oh dude that's so
cool and then they go flip out and then they go they're they they give you the nicest thing ever
they go they go man you just made my day i'm done doing this i'm done i don't have to ask for cash
anymore for the whole day yeah and you're like oh i guess i'm an angel now. I go, hey, it was sainthood. God's gift to them.
That is crazy.
That's like making them a billionaire.
It really is.
It makes you feel, it's all for me, too.
It's like, I'm just like, I'm going to feel nice for about an hour.
They can get their high, a pack of cigarettes, some booze.
I mean, don't try that.
Yeah, no, I just gave them heroin money.
Yeah.
Cream needles?
I had a friend that he used to do deliveries back when we were in our early 20s.
And he started hating homeless people so much because they were just always harassing him and shit.
Because he always worked in downtown LA.
He started giving homeless people cigarettes all the time on purpose.
And I'd be like, why do you keep doing that?
He'd be like, so they die quicker.
He would bark at homeless people.
He's a really patient serial killer.
He lost his mind.
He became a real Gandhi of serial killers.
He's a super patient serial killer.
He's meditating.
Just waiting for them to die.
My next kill.
He became radicalized by just He's like meditating. Just waiting for them to die. My next kill.
He became radicalized by just working
amongst the homeless where he was like
trying to kill them.
I love
dirty bums.
Hearing about any guy just like breaking to the point
of whatever's going on in their life where they're taking it out
on the homeless is always hilarious to me.
Poor homeless. He didn't really do it he gave him cigarettes they want cigarettes they want a
cigarette but in his mind he's like yeah it's a win-win hopefully it's metastasizing
it's a win-win you're like hey could we we should go back we have to go to the movie
it's starting in five minutes he's like let me just watch him smoke it
he goes to the cancer center
and he's visiting the scene of the kill.
He's learning how to synthesize
ricin to put in the cigarette.
Well, he's running around town now
with his quarter. What the fuck?
Okay.
Now I'm doing parkour like all bums.
5.25, 5.85.
Probably took about
half an hour to 45 minutes, if I had to guess.
What did you think I was up to over here?
We thought you was homeless.
We thought you was homeless.
Am I playing the part okay?
She said you looked like a football player.
Well, if he is homeless, he's fresh out here, you know.
And then I come. he is homeless, he fresh out here, you know. And then I come.
He is homeless.
Boy is fly.
He fresh as hell.
He fresh to death.
We were looking at you from afar.
We go, boy, he fresh to death.
That actually is the saddest thing, though, is when you see clearly a brand new homeless person.
Like they still have an iPhone, but they got a suitcase.
Their shirt is still clean.
That is always strange. You ever see one of those
like a guy in one of those, like a car
that is the worst car you've ever seen.
It's the oldest, biggest piece of
shit of all time, but he's got
the rig for his
nicest new phone.
He's looking at the maps on
his phone, but it's in a car. It's like an Oldsmobile. He's looking at the maps on his phone, but it's in a car.
It's like an Oldsmobile.
He's driving with his feet,
but he's got this incredible new phone rig at the front.
It's like, isn't there an app on the phone that could drive you?
These people are being so sweet.
He's just wasting everyone's time
If this lady saw one of the new homeless
She'd be like, oh go on, brush your shoulders off
Alright, you look good
Let's go back and get them
Take them to where you need to go
You guys are some of the nicest people I've met all day
I really appreciate you
I've been homeless for 20 minutes
You're the nicest people
Be careful
You don't want to get hurt
thank you so much I appreciate you
have a good rest of your day
so you didn't need no more change
no I got enough
and also I'm monetizing my YouTube channel
I'm okay
I'm making $50 an hour right now
the only homeless guy telling you to subscribe
to his page
you're a fucking scumbag how out of touch guy telling you to subscribe to his page. Fucking scumbag.
How out of touch do you have to be to do this?
This is so stupid. The fact that he took
any money. That guy told him he was
homeless and he still took the money from him.
I thought it was going to be like a thing where he's like, oh, and by the way,
this is YouTube. Here's a hundred bucks.
Thank you. That's the way to do it.
Yeah. That's the moral. You got to Mr. Beast
it. Exactly.
Buy all the homeless people.
He just let the guy drive off with his kid in a car being homeless.
And he said he's homeless and the kids in the back, like, you know,
he's living off like rabbit.
The car gets T-bone going 130 miles an hour.
It's 30 feet.
He's like, dude, zoom in on that.
He's like night crawler.
Unexpected content happening right now.
After I took the 75 cents,
the whole family
got killed.
That kid's head's off, dude.
That's crazy.
That is beheaded right there.
A lot of blood and bones
in the street right now.
Because that's just what,
that's a typical symptom
of being homeless.
And it's going to take a minute
for the cops to get down here.
He is bleeding out.
A lot of times
homeless people get T-boned
in an intersection with their child. And that's just, it's rough. He is bleeding out. A lot of times homeless people get T-boned in an intersection with their child.
That's just, it's rough.
I figured that out.
I've been homeless for 30 minutes.
I've noticed.
I noticed that.
I started this video with not a dime in my pocket.
I'm going to now go to buy a case of water.
I'm going to do it like an entrepreneur.
I'm going to get enough money where I have my necessities.
I'm going to earn it by selling something of value.
I got to make it out to Walmart, Capital Drive, Walmart.
We also know a lot of homeless people have Google
Maps to find the closest
Walmart super center.
I'm going on an adventure to get there.
I've got to replace the battery. Oh, and there's always those
homeless people with selfie sticks.
Yeah. Keep on the mission.
Let's go.
And GoPros. Brand new GoPros.
I love
this.
What an asshole.
How you guys doing today?
Hey, guys. Big gulps, huh?
Alright.
How you doing?
Do you mind if I ask you for some advice?
Yes, you can.
I'm looking for a place to sleep tonight, and I'm trying to figure out where the best spot is.
Well, the best spot is the rest commission.
What about that one on 15th and Center?
Do you think it's better if I just go outside?
I want you to go to your apartment, you stupid white bitch.
He's like,
that's a $600 cab,
you dumb fuck.
First off,
why don't you
sell that
motherfucking
camera,
fraud?
The best place
to sleep
is in your bed,
cracker.
Yeah.
Why don't you
go home
to your big
white house
and sleep
in your big
white bed,
you fucking
fraud bitch.
Cracker fraud ass.
This is crazy!
Sleep in your Tesla.
I'm gonna keep walking that way, see what I find, but I appreciate your advice.
Right now I'm a few hours in.
I'm thirsty, I'm tired.
I'm sweaty and smelly.
What did I expect though, right?
I got about another pound of water left.
We're at the Martin Luther King public library
right now pretty much anywhere in America
you walk down MLK
who has a pound of water
who refers to water as a pound
liters ounces
he's retarded
he's like an actual
idiot
he goes I got a mile
of water.
You're gonna find
a great part of the city. You have 30 minutes of water left.
I got about
a half an hour of water left.
Keep it moving.
Hell yeah, dude. He goes, typical homeless driver.
Someone's going to fucking die.
Well, have a good day, buddy.
Yeah, you too. Stay safe.
A fucking car crashes here in Milwaukee.
Here's someone's fender.
I can sleep in this.
So we're coming up on Holton Street.
Holton is the invisible line that segregates Milwaukee.
So Milwaukee is known as one of the most segregated cities in the country.
And that's the line that draws it.
It's a very quick change.
You can tell.
I am thrilled to announce I've made the journey to Walmart, baby.
All right. And the question of the day, sir, is this.
If you were mayor, they were mayor of Milwaukee.
If you were mayor of Milwaukee, what would you do about the homeless?
What would you do about the homeless?
I'd kill all white people.
What are you going to say, John?
That dude looks like he's from the Beat It music video.
How would you help those people?
I'd take all the abandoned
houses and remodel the democrat in me we're going to probably build up a new shelter or
up multiple locations where people can uh at least get some good rest a good meal and probably a
shower but the republican me says i wouldn't want to get to the source of why they homeless
hell yeah dude Hell yeah, dude.
Bro, if I was blue-pilled without taking care of other people's shelters,
if I'm red-pilled, I'm saying,
I gotta go to the zoo.
No, make sure to get a job.
If I was based, I'd storm the Capitol.
But if I'm a lip-tard,
but if I'm a goddamn lip-tard,
I'd probably make your babies gay.
Degenderize these motherfuckers.
If I was a goddamn cuck.
The cuck side of me is saying, you know, cut off your dick.
Drink the fluoride.
See, we all got a cuck in us, young'un.
They say there's two cucks that live inside of you.
Take a seat, youngin'. Which one wins?
It's the one you feed the most.
Every man...
The cuck you feed the most.
Every man got two cucks in him.
It's all about which one you feed the most.
You see, you see, you see, the color...
The wisest cuck.
which one you feed the most.
You see, you see, you see,
the color.
The wisest cuck.
You see the color red pill and the color blue pill
makes purple.
He's playing chess in a park.
He's like,
you just been cucked.
Checkmate, cuck.
He goes,
we all cucks,
if you think about it.
Let me tell you something.
Everyone got a little cuck in them.
Life is like a box of cucks.
Take a seat, young brother.
Like the gentrification speech.
See, you got two cucks inside you.
One's an NPC.
One's a gym cell.
Sit down, young brother.
Black dude talking about gym cells and chads.
Hey, sit down, good lad.
He's like, see, you're one of those motherfucking Chad's aren't you sit down
good lad all right see they selling soiling on every corner we're trying to figure out is what
do you think are the common reasons that most people end up on the street because they don't
have money heroin cocaine a lot of alcohol I noticed too alcohol weed everything imagine We hear that. Imagine the guy who's, he bought so much weed,
he's homeless.
A lot of people out there lost a good pup,
but they're a good lad
and then they end up
down on their luck.
Mission accomplished, baby.
For one day,
why you need that much water?
He's like,
you could live without water
for one day.
I know, yeah.
He drinks a dozen water bottles.
He's like, I'm a homeless guy.
Like every homeless guy drinks 30 water bottles a night.
He's like like every homeless man.
I'm a Costco membership.
Oh God.
He goes, hold on.
Oh shit.
I forgot my Coppola wine.
That actually would be a homeless man.
Not Coppola. Coppola is like $20
that shit sucks
that's expensive wine
for most wine
for regular wine
Carlo Rossi
they're butt chugging
like carcass
if he was drinking cheap wine
he'd be drinking Carlo Rossi
Carlo Rossi 99 bananas
MB 2020
yeah Coppola
there's a ton of wine
that's like $9 there's wine that's like $5 that's a cheap wine though Coppola. There's a ton of wine that's like nine, seven.
There's wine that's like $5.
That's a cheap wine, though.
Coppola's a cheap wine.
$20?
Dude, if I ever...
Coppola is the Jameson of wine.
I bet there's almost...
I think you're like,
all right, I don't drink wine.
I don't know about it,
but it's like that's, I guess,
higher end than like
the fucking barefoot.
It's cheap wine if you have a house.
Yeah, exactly.
If you have a house.
Richie's like coming off
as an elitist asshole right now. It's like $19 or something. No, it's very cheap wine if you have a house. Yeah, exactly. If you have a house. Richie's like coming off as an elitist asshole right now.
It's like $19 or something.
No, it's very cheap wine for a person that has like a job.
I saw a homeless person buying a better liquor recently, not wine, but they were buying Tito's.
I saw a homeless guy drinking bullet bourbon.
Yeah, at Vavon's near my house.
Santa Monica homeless.
Homeless guy drinking Blantons.
The drinking Hendrix.
The homeless guy with a bottle of Macallan 18.
It's age.
I got a whiskey stone.
How many years I've been homeless? 18.
Anyone want a water?
Oh, he's selling the water.
Oh, we're retards.
He's becoming a water bottle boy.
I appreciate you.
Have a good one.
You guys need water?
This is so funny because all the people that do this are like 13-year-old black kids.
And he is like a 27-year-old white guy who's out there selling water bottles.
And they can dance and they can jump over all their friends.
I want to make it.
He can't do anything.
I want a bunch of water and shit. He can't do anything.
I want a bunch of water bottle kids to beat his ass.
Every 13 year old black kid in a,
in a,
in a city like this can like jump over all his friends.
Yeah.
They can jump out of the deep end of a pool. They literally,
they do a backflip over the whole town.
You give them like a dollar 50.
And you're like,
Hey,
keep at it.
They're evil Knievel, but they're selling water it, kid. Keep at it. They're evil,
but they're selling water on the street.
Just imagine hundreds of Spiderman.
Every
city in America is full of a bunch of black
kids that have the powers of Spiderman.
They're sticking on walls and shit.
And you
walk through Beale Street and you see them on walls.
They're shooting out webs from their hands.
And you go, yeah, I've seen it before, kid.
You're going to stay hydrated.
You're going to feel great.
I appreciate you, sir.
Thank you.
Looking for water, sir?
You got to get hydrated, right? Anyone need water?
Want some H2O?
Two for a buck, two for a buck.
What up man, how you doing?
Yes, you got two for a buck man.
How you doing man?
I don't know, just give me one water.
I appreciate you man.
You gave me two bucks.
I know.
Thank you man, thank you.
He goes, I know.
He goes, I got Darryl Brooks in this bitch.
So I'm in the Brooks mobile.
He's like, dude, give me a water, man.
Daryl Brooks is thirsty as parts.
Man, he just drove through a parade.
That shit will get you winded.
You want one, sir?
I appreciate you, man.
I'm just going to donate to you.
I don't want the water.
Oh, man. Thank'm going to donate to you. I don't want to do that. Oh, man.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
I can't believe he's taking these people's money.
What is wrong?
This is so out of touch.
He's good.
11 bucks.
Have a great night.
What the fuck?
It's starting to rain.
$2.25 left.
Alright.
It's amazing how good that first bite of food is
when you haven't eaten in a while.
Oh, my God, dude.
He had an acai bowl that morning.
Yeah.
This guy ate a...
Yeah, he had, like, coconut shavings
on top of his acai bowl this morning.
And he's like,
this is amazing what it feels like.
This is the first time I've eaten in, like, two hours.
Where am I going? Shit. Because being homeless is the best season. This is the first time I've eaten in like two hours. Where am I going to sit?
Because being homeless is the best season.
This is exactly why I got the tarp.
It's going to be a bit of a struggle.
It's just about to be nightfall.
I got probably another mile to go to get to my spot.
This spot is in the richest, whitest neighborhood.
To stay out alone.
We'll see.
No matter how your life is.
He should get called out for homeless valor.
I hope all the homeless guys,
I hope they shoot him up with fentanyl injections.
I hope his comments are all homeless people.
I'll talk like this is bullshit.
I saw homeless people at the local Starbucks.
I saw Youngin last night.
He's a faker.
I'm at the Apple store right now.
Live from the applesaur
we got a lot of them!
You can always appreciate the little things
So here's a bunch of bushes
right here
He walks in on like gay sex
Laugh
You just hear like the clapping
of the mat Where's that Las Vegas guys
Beating these dudes with hammers
You ever hear that?
Where is he when you meet him?
Some local kids just shot me up with paintballs
And just stopped being homeless
He's got his inflatable pillow
Yeah the homeless don't have like inflatable pillows
Yeah they have like a Fucking raccoon they sleep on.
He's like, just setting up my water bed.
I said, true homeless person.
Every homeless guy has a temper
peter.
I'm firing up my generator, which
every homeless person has.
It's relatively quiet.
He's like, okay, so
I'm a homeless guy guy and as every homeless guy
does i have my vizio with me it's not like a big screen tv because luckily starlink has perfect
connection out this tent as every homeless person does i put what i was watching on my phone with
my unlimited data plan onto the vizio and now i'm charging my vizio with my peloton bike he's like
he's like i'm gonna turn up the new Batman as a real
true homeless guy
he's like I made $11.33
today begging which is
I was $11.33
short from my first
Tesla payment
I hope he gets hit with a straight bullet.
Oh, shit.
It's probably 3 a.m.
Heard gunshots, pa-pa-pa.
Car swerving.
I'm so sleepy.
Car swerving.
It's easy to want to go pack it up right now.
Easy to want to go pack it.
I'm just a little guy.
He talks like Jennifer Coolidge.
It's like Joan Cusack in that movie.
Yeah, I'm homeless.
Yeah.
I had to live off Funyuns because I'm homeless.
I fucked Stifler.
I did it for $20
to get some barbecue chicken at the farm.
Sounds like Jennifer Coolidge.
Being homeless is just, it's just not it.
Yeah, I don't want to do this anymore.
Homeless people just, they make me dry.
It's lonely being homeless are you guys police?
you guys police?
they go yeah sure
whatever you say
they go turn around
the police are evacuating
him out of the park
I'll be the police
for 20 bucks
let me suck your dick
are they kicking him out?
Milwaukee PD
was pulling up on me.
There was three dudes on scooters.
Yeah, there was three dudes on scooters.
Why don't you just go back to bed, retard?
I didn't expect there to be so much traffic of people.
Traffic.
That's insane.
He didn't think there would be traffic.
Sleeping overnight, apparently in an extremely dangerous city minneapolis is divided
yeah back to my system i'm gonna take you to my campsite so i can show you the strategy behind it
and also what happened when the three guys rolled up on me there was a ton of traffic around me 334.
i didn't realize how many people would be going through this park around barclays
the you're going after
is the worst pussy in the whole world.
He just said,
you dumb piece of shit, the pussy you're going after
is the worst pussy in the whole world.
That's great.
It's like us out in the night.
Are we homeless?
Who's yelling at Joey?
I didn't know homeless people were in the park like I just got to get milked
homeless more like you mix cum and blood in your ass here's my my gosh, you can tell how wet I am. John is a homeless person. And this is the parking lot where three people pulled up.
And you just keep making gay jokes about like the bench.
Fucking gas bench.
Police roll up in their bikes all the time.
You're like wiping your ass with newspaper, but you're just making gay jokes about it somehow.
Putting on my boots.
Yeah, I'm wiping cum off my ass right now.
It was a pretty wet and miserable night.
It was a pretty wet and miserable night.
So, guys, I had the luxury to pack it in, to go somewhere about 345, take a shower, get some sleep.
And it's sad to think that there's people in the world that do not have that, that have to choose how they're going to eat, where they're going to sleep. I'm not any closer to understanding this issue than I was before which is you know a lot of these people truthfully there's
always being homeless stuff really this should start to make this kind of sad
he's like sighs homeless for a night it felt like I had no home
I had no home.
Guys, I'm starting to understand.
He's like Caitlyn Jenner, actually.
Yeah, like I was a Republican.
Now I get it.
He sounds like the rapist. I used to run these people over with my car,
but being one of them really showed me something.
He goes, okay, guys, as every homeless guy,
obviously last night I missed White Lotus.
And that's really hard as a homeless guy.
You guys, truthfully, like, I really miss White Lotus.
I, like, my big, all I thought about all night was how I'm missing White Lotus.
Homeless people don't even know who Mike White is.
Your feet.
So I don't know what the answer is for these people. It's a very complicated issue
I'm glad I did this challenge the crazy thing was you know, it's very complicated and black issue
It's not so black and white it's black it's not it's not just a black decision of black and white is you it's black
he's so this guy is so like sincere and just just out of touch it's wild i can't believe he took
money from the people he was he people that were giving him money.
That's insane.
He looks like if he didn't do this, he'd be crawling up skyscrapers and doing those videos.
He'd be like a Russian guy.
Or crawling in sewers or doing shit like that.
But he figured this out.
Money faster begging for than actually selling water bottles for.
Which that blew my mind.
Anywho, folks, there's a lot of people going through tough situations right now the best
thing who folks the video he gets shot right now I'd love to see this why I get
that make this work a better place I wouldn't thank you guys for tuning in a
punch I love you that's all I ever mean peace
I'm gonna see him get hit in the head with a sledgehammer. So he does another one. Gallagher comes off and whacks his head like a watermelon.
John, he went to Skid Row too, this guy.
Oh, fuck.
I have a secret.
I love Skid Row.
Hell yeah, dude.
It's sad out here.
She's the first black grifter.
Is this our Skid Row?
Yeah, this is LA.
LA's the only one that has a thing called Skid Row.
I don't know. They have another city with a Skid Row. No, they have a homeless district, one that has a thing called Skid Row. I don't know.
They have another city with a Skid Row.
No, they have a homeless district, but they don't call it Skid Row.
Skid Row is like a nap.
This trap beats so hard.
Oh, this slaps.
Fuck it.
Milk.
How often does crazy shit pop off around here
I'm surprised you haven't seen that now watch out poop watch out poop and a
drunk driver ran a red light hit me twice threw me 20 feet and ran over again
they killed a guy what Skid Row Los Angeles 50 square blocks of homeless
people and probably the scariest place I've ever filmed. In two instances, people fresh and established
just because we looked them in the eye.
This is also kind of annoying.
This goes to show how I guess
just being raised in a city
really gives you a different perspective.
I've been in Skid Row
hundreds of times.
I used to work there
delivering bread to
weird i found an ex-girlfriend in skid row it's it's i filmed a fucking movie there yeah for two
weeks uh it's scary but nothing ever felt like it was actually gonna happen to you yeah i mean like
i i would be tentative to walk through there at night right now but i know i wouldn't walk through at night but i'd be okay it's it's bad but it's like you know everyone's
so nuts it's almost not yeah it depends on what you know they're actually not they they probably
can't they don't go through with stuff it depends on what you're doing right like if you're walking
through there alone something might happen like for some reason you're in the middle of skid row
alone but if you're with all of us,
we'd probably make it through.
We'd get heckled.
Yeah, people would yell at us,
something like,
what are you doing here?
I've walked through a decent amount alone,
and it never really feels dangerous,
to be honest.
It's just really sad.
That's what I feel.
I just feel like deep sadness.
It's how you walk.
You know what feels way more dangerous?
And also, if you walk like you know,
like you work somewhere there,
nobody bothers you.
You're like,
I own a building a block from here.
Not only have I never
really felt in danger,
but I've never actually
seen anybody else.
I think I've told this story
a few times
when we were filming
the indie movie down there.
The director of the movie,
he wears his shirt tucked in
and his pants are kind of high
and he has kind of a,
his ass is just,
kind of got like a, he's got a like a he's got like a great ass.
Did you want to fuck it? Yeah, it was good.
It's like a lot of cushion for the pushing.
But we were like
fucking, we were moving
after, we were fucking.
We were finishing up a scene
and we were like walking across Skid Row
to go to some other area
to film and as we were walking by
this like homeless like this black dude uh yelled at our director as he was walking off because he
was just his pants were tight and he goes he goes fuck out of here fat ass faggot he said
I don't even
the F word
the Fag
it's not great
that's what he said
but he said it
but the funniest part
was that he noticed
his fat ass
yeah
that's the biggest
demolishing that man's
ever gonna get in his life
that was like
we all pretended
it didn't happen
but like me and a few
like of the grips
on the movie
looked at each other and busted out laughing.
Oh my god.
She called him a fat ass.
I volunteered at Skid Row one time.
You handed out burritos and they hated all the vegetarian burritos.
Some of the funniest heckling of my life.
Yeah, I got roped into volunteering at Skid Row.
Yeah, you were getting pussy.
We were trying to get pussy.
A girl that I met was basically like, hey, let me try to, you know, Well, we know. Yeah, we were trying to get pussy. A girl that I met was pussy.
Like, hey, let me try to, you know, like,
you know,
and it's one of those things where it's like,
you're like on a date with a chick
and you just find yourself being way too agreeable.
Yeah, about everything.
And like, suddenly they're going like,
you know, I don't like,
the earth might be flat.
And you're like, yeah, I can't,
I've never seen the curve.
Yeah.
You're like a poised joker.
Yeah,
but so I'm like,
okay,
yeah,
Skid Row sounds awesome.
And then I'm like,
yeah, I love homeless people.
I give money to them all the time.
Let's go.
But I went there and it was just,
first of all, it was a vegan organization that puts no meat in the burritos. Yeah, yeah, I love homeless people. I give money to them all the time. Let's go. But I went there, and it was just, first of all, it was a vegan organization that puts
no meat in the burritos.
Yeah, yeah.
LA Food Night.
I love how they have to, even with people starving to death, they have to inflict their
belief on them.
Yeah.
But it was like, they've been doing it for so long that I'm like, they gave me the wagon.
By the way, I took the worst possible route.
There was like, I was trying to look brave.
And they're like, okay, so somebody take this route.
Somebody take that route.
I'm like, oh, who wants the bad one?
I'm like, oh, yeah, I got it.
I guess mine.
Don't worry about it.
But yeah, so I started walking with the wagon full of burritos.
And here's, I go, anybody want a burrito?
And they'd go, dude, it got meat in it?
They knew instantly it's also funny that every homeless guy has a black voice but that
guy could could be there's a lot of white homeless guys they're like god it got meat in it
but that was just like and that was with the chick and what the funniest heckle ever goes I was like hey
you want a burrito?
No meat blah blah blah and she goes
all that meat you're giving her
can't put some in the burrito.
That's amazing. He was like you're fucking her
and you can't give me any meat.
That's great.
I was in Skid Row when I was like 15
we had a volunteer there for school.
And I remember we were walking with a Franciscan priest.
And he had his robes on.
And immediately he gets called a fag.
Immediately.
You fucking fag.
And then I'm very fat.
I'm like a very fat young man.
We know.
Yeah.
Back then.
And then this homeless guy jumps out at me and goes,
Hey, how'd you get so fucking fat?
He was genuinely curious.
Well, I answered him.
He was like, how'd you withhold all that weight?
I was fucking excited. He was like, how'd you do this?
He's like, I'm trying to get through the winter.
I remember being like, well, my parents didn't teach me a lot of discipline as a child.
He started just responding. Yeah, it was crazy, man. I'm just like, well, my parents didn't teach me a lot of discipline as a child. He started just responding.
Yeah, it was crazy, man.
I'm Skid Row.
Hello, everybody.
I'm Tommy G.
And today, we're going to Skid Row, Los Angeles.
Now, Skid Row is probably one of the most-
What is with his simple jacks?
What's with his haircut?
I love the skates.
It's his haircut.
It's like a Jim Carrey
Dumb and Dumber haircut.
Yeah, it is very
Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber vibes.
I don't know how all the people
ended up on Skid Row.
So I just,
I like to bring a bowl
to Supercuts.
They put it on my head
and they cut it around.
This place makes my eyes rain.
Skid Row.
Skid Row.
Skid Row.
Skid Row.
Skid Row.
Skid Row.
Skid Row. Skid Row. Skid Row. I can't's not it's just skid row
it's just
I can't watch
I ate a Reese's
off the street
now my stomach hurts
yeah
skid row
oh yeah
I don't know
if that was chocolate
yeah
oh yeah
I'm on skid row I'm on skid row I'm looking for Stifler I don't know if that was chocolate. Yeah. Oh, hell, it isn't.
I'm on Skid Row.
I'm on Skid Row.
I'm looking for Stifler.
Famous homeless encampments in the United States.
And to be honest, I'm a little bit nervous.
I'm going to be talking to a lot of people that have a high degree of mental illness,
drug use, just people that are unpredictable.
But I'm interested to hear people's stories.
60% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck.
I'm talking to people with mental illness,
borderline retarded, like a bunch of
people.
And you have one bad medical injury,
or you have one bad visit to the hospital. That
could be me. That could be you. I want to hear people's
stories, and I want to see what it's like
in this world.
We're live.
And I'm here with?
C. Okay, and where are we, Sid?
Downtown Skid Row.
So what can you tell us about Skid Row?
Skid Row is mixed with a combination of people, you know, mental health, drug addiction,
and then there's people that just stepped out of society.
But there's also a place that you can get yourself together because they have a lot of resources.
Job training.
Jennifer Coolidge steps on human shapes.
I got to be honest, when I have my cup of coffee in the morning,
I got to go immediately.
Is it easy to find a good bathroom around here?
All the little parks.
Well, yeah, you can shit on my face, youngin'.
For $20.
I'll be your human toilet, youngin'.
The dude goes,
you ever heard of Tom Pearl?
Hell yeah, I'm in the scat, youngin'.
So one thing I'm really curious
is how you choose your neighbors around here.
Like, do you know the people that are in each of the different...
We usually do, or if you don't, you get to meet them, excuse me.
Because you've got to have kind of a level of trust, right?
Yeah, pretty much.
How often does crazy shit pop off around here?
I'm surprised you haven't seen nothing now.
Really? What's your...
Every minute, two minutes.
What should we be expecting?
If you hear something loud or Every minute, two minutes. What should we be expecting?
If you hear something loud or people arguing, pay attention.
We'll see.
We appreciate it.
Take care, man.
Have a good day.
Sir, how long has Skid Row been like this?
I don't know.
I wound up down here after the murders and all.
So, sir, because I think... What, sir?
Wait, what?
I ended up down here.
He goes, what murders?
He goes, what murders? He goes, what murders?
Oh, just my family.
The jerky boys fell apart.
After that kick my dog shit, you know, we just fucking got egos.
So 60% of Americans right now are living paycheck to paycheck, which means
we're all one bad medical accident from
experiencing this ourselves. That's not true.
What would you say about that? Things can take a turn
so fast.
This year with the pandemic, I've lost
a lot of some sisters, brothers.
From COVID? It's hard getting to them.
And he's Woody Allen.
Yeah, he lost
a lot of family members.
My sister was on the floor.
They amputated her leg.
She had severe COVID.
Thank God she never got sick.
I'm homeless because I...
Sir, can I first also say, I love the Crocs.
You are styling right now.
Compared to the people down here, I'm living like Thanksgiving.
Pick up.
Don't film over there.
That's Skid Row. When I get harassed down in Skid Row, I don't like Thanksgiving. Pick up. Uh-uh. Don't film over there. That's Skid Row.
When I get harassed down in Skid Row, I don't do anything.
I thought that was one of you guys for a second.
You're like, keep it down.
The way the lights changed and that, whatever.
Yeah.
Who protected homeless women sleeping alone in their tents.
So in this beautiful garden, they feed a lot of people in the area,
people have dedicated their lives to service,
a cool little patch of sanctuary and peace.
And now let's keep going with our adventure.
And then he goes, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
I have an unusual thing.
It's like on one end, watch out.
He's like, oh, my big dog car.
He's like walking around Skid Row like, Mock! Yeah! Bird! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Mockingbird!
Don't everybody
have you heard?
I'm Tommy and I'm here with
and tell me where we're at.
And how would you describe this place?
He goes to this guy, he goes,
No AirPods, huh?
He goes to this guy, he goes, no AirPods, huh?
See, you got the wired headphones, huh?
Interesting.
He's really tough out here.
What are you, fucking homeless?
This place is a place where you can be yourself.
There is no judgment, you feel me?
And you can be whoever you want to be without being looked at differently. I think that's a bad thing.
So there's a sense of freedom here.
Yes, it's the sense of being free, just being able to be yourself.
If you were mayor of the city, what would you do about Skid Row?
How would you improve it?
How would you make it better?
Be someone more successful.
I don't want to answer that.
Gotcha, gotcha.
How do you choose where you're going to live around here?
You pretty much find your comfort.
You find your comfort.
Whatever ass I'm going to be in this night.
See, when I was working at the Google campus,
they used to judge me,
but here on Skid Row,
nobody judges me.
Princeton was way more judgmental.
This guy's walking around here.
The Ivy League is not judgmental.
He's like, academia is nauseating.
Listen, brother,
the skull and crossbones will fucking cut you up,
but here on Skid Row, you can live free.
It was really hard being judged as a pedophile when I was a high school teacher.
On Skid Row, I could be a pedophile.
I won't.
Say this is the most poop I've ever seen on the ground.
You have to be careful where you step.
I'm here with you, you Midwestern.
I'm trying to poop.
A lot of poop on the ground.
Fuck you.
Why do you call this death row? Midwestern. A lot of poop. We're trying to talk where we are right now. A lot of poop on the ground. Fuck you. We're in the corner of 6th and South San Pedro.
Why do you call this Jack Row?
Because people die every day. They ruin their organs, and they just die a slow, painful death.
Okay, and you were talking about you want to get a liver king interview.
That was a funny, that was like a very non-medical diagnosis.
This guy's like, they do the crack and then their organs
fall out the asshole.
Audience with Kamala Harris.
What would you tell her
if she was here right now?
Give them reparations
so they can support themselves
and businesses
so they don't have to
keep coming back
with a handout.
to stop homeless people's
stomachs to stop
falling out the assholes.
They do the crack and then the intestines fall out they assholes. They do the crack
and then the intestines fall out of
their ass. You ever shit your
intestines out, youngin'? You ever
seen motherfuckers casing sausage? That's
what's happening when these people smoke crack
out their assholes. We call them booty
snakes.
See him right there? He's trailing down a big
long booty snake.
Booty snake.
Look at the asshole blown out from a booty snake.
See him right down there?
Right down there in the corner?
Yep, he's shitting out another booty snake.
His ass done blown out from a booty snake.
He's got a booty snake.
He's got a booty snake.
Hey, look at that motherfucker booty snake.
Is this the dude shitting his intestines out?
Oh, it's that man.
That ain't a rattle.
That's a motherfucking anaconda.
Look at that motherfucker.
You're doing a crack, huh, booty snake?
Black population or?
White, whoever needs it.
And how much would you say is the amount that you?
A trillion dollars.
Each person? No, whoever needs it. And how much would you say is the amount that you... A trillion dollars. Each person?
No, no, no.
Total.
You would specifically put that trillion dollars in just this community or around the country?
That retard just asked each person.
Around the country.
For housing, whoever it is.
He goes, each person should get a trillion dollars.
Fucking idiot.
Needy.
Women, battered women, battered children, orphans, widows.
I would love if someone just flipped out on him every once in a while.
That would solve...
That solves everything.
Give them a place to work.
They can support themselves, provide for their families.
That's what everyone wants to do.
That's what God charges us to do.
Well, I'm only here because I'm on a road trip to Aspen.
He's wearing the orange top hat.
This is actually a layover on the way to Maui.
So no one has paid vacation
down here.
What do you know about Waikiki?
The sand is white
out there.
This is a black sand beach.
He goes,
I'm bringing a briefcase
full of IOUs
to the love of my life.
I feel like Dumb and Dumber. IOUs to the love of my life. Like dumb and dumber.
I drive a limousine for a living.
He's handing home those people IOUs.
There's a guy with a sword.
It's an eviction notice.
And he runs up to me and goes, hey, you forgot this.
He goes, they killed Petey.
That was an accident. He's, they killed Petey. Petey Bird.
That was an accident.
He's waiting for him to kill somebody.
He's just crazy.
He's paranoid, schizophrenic, thinks people are attacking him.
He's just all casual about it.
You got your mental health, and you got your drug addicts.
Most is crystal meth, opioids.
He goes, oh, yeah, that's Gregory.
He just fighting a dragon right now.
Yo, Gregory thinks he the moon.
Every Tuesday,
every Tuesday, Gregory turn into the moon
and he fights dragons.
One day, Gregory gonna kill me.
I've been poked up a couple times.
Gregory gonna put some daylight in my tummy one day.
Gregory likes to turn into the moon and summon a tsunami.
Gregory says he's going to send me to hell one day.
Yo, Gregory communicated with fallen angels.
He thinks he's the moon.
Gregory know the Archangel Michael.
He likes fucking cars.
When black people get it, they're dirty, dangerous, felony criminals.
Like crack versus cocaine, that thing.
When white people get it, it's epidemic.
Now we got to do something about it.
I have one question on that, the reparations so if someone i disagree they have poor spending habits do you feel like no matter how much the money you give them you gotta teach him he goes sir i have one
question for you do you think sea bass will kick my ass will you be at the catalina one
nine times out of ten somebody's
overdue they hit him with an arcane and
bring them back and then all the other
people say that's good shit it almost
killed him I need to go get I need to
what the drug of choice crack and meth
mix they don't need help they need to
help themselves watch I tell you do you
think the truth somewhere in the middle
sometimes? Yes.
Yes, it is, because some people don't want to help themselves.
A lot of people like living in this lifestyle.
A gentleman just threatened to
kill me, so...
That's great.
A gentleman
just threatened to kill me.
Someone threatens to kill me about once a day.
I live like two blocks away from where they are right now.
It happens constantly.
But they don't mean it.
You're not this fucking loser.
That's them saying hello.
They're shouting.
It's a homeless hello.
I'm going to kill you.
There's Irish goodbyes and there's homeless hello.
Homeless guys never threaten to light you on fire.
They're like, man, you abandoned the city?
This man's pouring gasoline on me.
A couple people have wanted to get into altercations.
Sir, what's this oxygen tank you have around your mouth?
Is that so you can get crack in you quicker?
So you're just always on crack.
You have one of those crack machines.
You got a crack tank.
I noticed your crack tank.
Have gas prices affected
the crack tank?
Make eye contact.
How often does that happen around here?
I'd say about 25%.
And what do you do when that happens?
Step back.
Like badly intended. You know, you people are the fucking problem with this country. He pulls his oxygen tank off his nose. Like Pat Luton. Pat Luton.
You know, you people are the fucking problem with this country.
He's like, I can't fucking hear you with all those rubber in your fucking nose, you scumbag.
I could use this tank more than you.
I'm going to sell this tank for 24 more.
You miss that sweet air, brother.
I'm going to take this oxygen tank and buy it by itself
for a 24-pack of water bottles.
Yeah, it's like some people
just want to be heard.
This guy has the Skid Row oxygen bar.
And they have some demons
that are trying to get off their chest
a little bit.
It's like an oxygen business.
Oh, wow.
People sniff it for $5 for five minutes.
Oh, wow.
Like it's a music festival.
He goes, oh, wow.
He goes, hey.
Did you remind me of Oscar?
What happened?
He goes, that's not a leg.
He goes, that's a plastic leg.
I was walking across the street one day in a crosswalk, and a drunk driver ran a red light,
hit me twice, threw me 20 feet, and then ran me over again.
Is that a Tootsie Pop on your leg?
It's been 34 days.
I want a Tootsie Pop.
And I've been in a level four medical assisted living facility for 12.
Did that guy ever get caught?
He did four months in jail and got deported.
So it was just one of those things.
He was drunk and he ran a red light.
So he hit you, you got flung, and then as you got flung, he went over again.
Right.
My golly.
And how old were you?
I was in my 40s.
And his name was Richie April?
Yeah.
So how would you describe this area in a couple sentences?
Each person...
It was Shug Night.
He carries a story about their family and how it brought them here. you in a couple sentences. It was Suge Knight.
He carries a story about the family
and how it brought them here.
And when you listen to him,
you go,
wow, that's really great.
We have a lot of people
coming from all over the country.
The man that run me over,
I love his beats.
How often do you feel in danger?
I mean, I love what he did
for the rap community,
but my leg,
I lost my leg.
I do.
I'm in a board of care.
A lot of people
sleep on the ground.
Matthew Broderick
really needs to get control of his being. I'm in avoidance care. A lot of people still aren't everything, but Matthew Broderick really needs to get control of his being.
I was in Northern Ireland saying, how are you doing?
He's always looking to help.
Thank you, sir.
He's like, when are you going to divorce Jessica Bartlett?
It's not crack anymore.
What is it?
Penicillin.
So you're saying crack cocaine is not...
It's no longer crack. It's not cocaine anymore.
It's penicillin, which is fantastic.
Hell yeah, dude.
It's helping people more than it actually does for anybody anymore.
It actually helps heal them.
Okay.
How's your theory?
He's smoking penicillin?
Hell yeah.
Wait, what was that?
What is penicillin?
He's crazy and saying they're smoking penicillin and it's healing them.
Hell yeah.
Because he's a kooky man with one leg.
He's just the Skid Row kook.
Yeah, he's done with those guys.
I'm Tom and I'm here with Brendan McShale Bryant.
I sleep over there.
I'm Kobe Bryant's grandmother.
Brendan McSh Michelle Bryant.
He ain't never given me shit.
I'm glad he never gave me nothing.
Look at me, white bitch.
I lost all my money bribing that.
You know you're nothing but a cracker, bitch.
I lost all my money bribing that helicopter pilot.
Handle up and down here.
How do you choose where you're
going to sleep and set up shop?
Nobody sleeps over there, so I pick that spot.
Do you ever worry about your safety?
No, I don't. Sometimes I do.
I worry about my safety, but not all the time.
So what's the best part about Skid Row?
What's the hardest part about Skid Row?
I almost want to skip past her.
I bet a nuclear bomb can go off and that whole misdemeanor wouldn't change at all.
She'd be like sitting there
with all the fucking flames.
Do you ever worry about the fallout from the radiation?
No, not really.
Sometimes I do, but you know.
If a nuclear bomb hit all the homes, people would be fixed.
They'd all be better off than us.
I have this idea called Amazon.
I'm going to buy out all the bookstores.
Did you wish they were open?
All night, like midnight mission.
Do they let people sleep there ever?
Yeah, but you have to get a bed.
But did you be taken about a bed?
How early do you have to go if you want a bed?
You got to be there at 7.30.
About what time do you go to bed?
I go to bed about...
I go when Gregory...
Oh, it's your bit of a night owl, huh?
When he puts his sword down, that's what I go.
He's always giving me the eye, the crazy eye.
We all go to bed when Gregory passes out.
After he shits out his snake.
Once Gregory's finished slaying all the demons...
We really go to bed whenever Gregory decides to make it nighttime.
Because like I said, Gregory turns into the moon every night.
If you were mayor of the city, what would you do?
I would hire more trash cans.
He's the guru of Skid Row.
Too much trash around here?
Yeah, too much trash.
How did you find yourself here?
Gregory was a waning crescent the other night,
and we were all off.
Retro Mercury was in and Matt Retrograde
How you doing today?
Okay, I'm doing okay
So Kenny, tell me a little bit about yourself
How long you been here at Skid Row?
Actually, I just got to Skid Row
I mean, I would come to visit
But I'm actually a resident now
About two months now
So he's a drug addict
You're a resident?
Yeah
Jesus
He's like, just moved into the neighborhood
He's like, bringing like crack brownies to his friends
To his neighbors
I serve under the liege of Gregory now moved into the neighborhood. He's like, bringing like crack brownies to his friends, to his neighbors.
I serve under the liege of Gregory now.
He goes,
hey, howdy neighbor.
I like to meet
the new neighbors
when I move in.
I made a crack casserole.
They don't allow
crack in edible arrangements.
I'm sorry,
but I have one
coming to your house.
I'm a new resident here.
I, you know,
my HOA is really expensive but it's worth it
you just brought me here do you mind going a little more into what brought you here
drug addiction to be but yeah you look very healthy I mean tell me like I guess
when did the drug addiction start and how did things go downhill and have you
met Gregory okay well I had a pretty normal childhood. Nice family, good family unit.
I guess there was, like, no supervision.
So I was running around and doing whatever I wanted after school.
And so I started going to my friend's house.
What kind of drugs?
Cocaine.
Okay.
Do you feel like they were great or were they fucking?
They know it's all their fault.
I was telling him not to do it.
And then curiosity, I guess, you know.
Kills the cat sometimes, right? And I tried it, and yeah, that was it. I was telling him not to do it. And then curiosity, I guess, you know. Kills the cat sometimes, right?
And I tried it, and yeah, that was it.
It was done.
And it was off and on from there.
But as I got older, the relapse got closer and closer.
And is cocaine your main squeeze even now?
Cocaine.
Correct.
Okay.
What is your journey looking like?
Where do you see yourself going?
Or what would it take?
Where do you want your life to be?
Gregory's making me skip rope
with his booty.
I do whatever Gregory wants.
Because if I don't bring three
dead animals to Gregory tonight, he's going to
kill us all.
If I don't bring Gregory three dead raccoons
by tonight,
I lose my spot as the David Crockett of Skid Row.
Gregory gets very vengeful if he doesn't receive his sacrifice. You don't want to fuck with Gregory.
Gregory gives quests and titles.
What's your number one most important lesson about Skid Row?
Don't fuck with Gregor
He's the moon
I always told myself I would never be the guy
That just abandons him
And I'm doing exactly that
And that's kind of messing with me a little bit
You seem smart, you seem like you're clear headed
What do you think it would take to get back on track?
You know, I don't know I've been trying program after program and it just doesn't seem to work
might be like some mental health thing that you have this guy's sad and i've been avoiding that
because i guess my culture at japanese we are very stubborn very proud but for me to admit that i
have a mental health problem as japanese i have to crack? Here's the problem as a Japanese man. If I admit to the shame I've brought on myself and my family,
I have to kill myself.
Jake Paul will be doing selfies with my body.
The problem is I have the discipline of a samurai,
but it all goes to doing crack.
Hero dreams of crack.
Hero dreams of crack.
Everyone interprets Bushido code in a different way.
In my way, I'm just snorting line after line.
I'm avoiding that.
You had a relatively normal childhood.
You wouldn't say, oh, it was because of my bad childhood.
Once you do crack, there's no going back.
It came into your life and took a hold of you.
Confucius is Chinese.
Ooh, racist. Racist.
Oopsie.
Now that I look back at my childhood,
my brother was very abusive,
not very supportive,
and I spent my whole life blaming him for my outcome.
I mean, this guy needed to get all this off his chest,
and Tommy G is like,
I'm bored, I gotta get to work.
Tommy G's like,
they're gonna put a bowl on my head and shave my hair.
Tommy G's like, I just traded in my dog car
for a scooter.
And he goes, this hog gets 58 miles
to the gallon.
He's like, that's all very interesting. I have to go do a mukbang.
If you move your arms like this,
it seems like you're running really, really fast.
There's a girl in Aspen that I have to go rescue.
Let that go and move on. Are you still in touch with him today? No, we haven't talked for like 20 years
Does your family have any idea where you are? Not right now because you seem like you have it together
I've talked to a lot of different people here. So I'm getting paid 600k to eat the world's hottest pepper
What is it like for you
How is it for you? It's very volatile.
What is it like for you?
He's like, so you haven't had sushi in like seven years.
I'm adjusting every day.
Wow.
I'm doing things every day.
I have it every day.
Have you had a dangerous experience?
Oh, yeah.
What happened?
I've been robbed.
I've been, you know, chased after.
Broad daylight, night, all times?
Anytime.
It could be anytime.
Have you found groups of people to align yourself with for protection, or are you a lone wolf
right now?
Kind of a lone wolf.
He's a ronin.
Where do you find a place to sleep?
Wherever I can. He's a cocaine ronin? Kind of a lone wolf. Where do you find a place to sleep? Wherever I can.
Outside or in the kitchen?
God, cocaine ronin sounds awesome.
How would you say that general is divided?
Is it by drug? Is it by race?
By mental health?
It looks like the drugs. That side is more the cocaine side.
The other side is San Pedro.
This side is more the heroin, the fentanyl, the meth.
If you could get sober, what would you want to do?
There's an upper side of the skin.
I actually covered out 30 minutes.
I started from the bottom, worked my way up.
I was doing very well.
So you relapsed after 13 years.
Yeah.
Wow.
The thing about me is the one problem I have is this drug addiction.
Because when I'm sober, I'm right.
He's like, so did you take an L after that?
As soon as I do drugs, everything's gone.
Oh, man.
That's just a failed day, guys.
That homeless lady has my exact iPhone, so maybe I should upgrade.
He's like, hey, guys.
He's got a jacuzzi.
He goes, I got a lady to meet in Aspen.
Her name is on this briefcase.
Samsonite.
It's me.
What? I'm me. You're born out here.sonite. It's me. What?
I'm me.
You're born out here.
Yeah, I'm the governor.
Really?
Yeah, I'm fighting against police brutality, police terror, and police killing.
She's like, we have to kill Gregory.
I'm the governor.
Don't tell Gregory I said that now.
He goes, Gregory has multiple tsunamis.
He runs up to somebody and goes, no, I'm sorry.
Gregory's that way.
I have my son and they had him for nine years
so far. They gave him 27 years for
putting a naked picture on Facebook.
How do you keep a jacuzzi running all day?
That's awesome.
I have electricity.
Can you take us on a tour of how you live?
Yeah, this is how I live. When I wake up in the morning
I usually comb my hair.
People catch me with my hair because I live outside.
So they like knocking on your door early in the morning.
This is where the magic happens.
Community, friends, all kinds of people outside your door.
You're not living in a brick wall.
You know, they can say, hey, Stephanie, you having a bad day sometimes?
Just step outside your tent.
You got to live in a tent.
Because living in a tent is better oxygen.
You need the oxygen from outside.
And God said live free off the land, so I decided to live homeless.
I got everything.
Wow.
She's got a pretty good set-up.
Yeah, she's got a sick set-up.
Yeah, she's got like a, she sews and she has like a whole.
I got everything.
She's got a big speaker.
So basically, if I understand this correctly, there was an incident.
Five months ago.
Police, and ever since then, you've been here making things happen.
Yes, I have.
I saw the police harassed.
I've seen them killed.
They killed a guy in his tent.
His name is Africa.
And we just don't have any freedom here because it's a tent.
So are they, do you think that they're all bad or is it a mixture of that?
A white guy named Africa.
Are there some guys that help out the community?
Are you talking about the police?
You can't be a good cop in a bad gang.
They can't protect us from Gregory.
The problem with Gregory is the bullets won't kill him.
You can shoot at the moon all day.
There's no gravity on that bitch.
I keep telling them his skin is so thick
you have to use a high caliber bullet to penetrate it.
Like a bear.
There's no gun on earth powerful enough to kill Gregory.
That's the problem.
The police have hunting blinds set up all around Skid Row for Gregory.
In 1969, they faked walking on Gregory.
I would think you're good, but if she was bad, would you want her on your team?
No.
Okay.
So how do you choose who your neighbors are?
I choose them very carefully. I would imagine you have to. I have to make sure they can fight because we're on skid row
You know you gotta be a gang gotta be a blood a crimper Gregory
Step up anybody and get them off of the other person. You know you can't be a weak link
Do you let anyone powerful warriors?
be a weak link but this is my domain do you let anyone strong powerful warriors come into skid row and try to kill gregory
none of them have been able to do it they get groups together to try to kill gregory
men have trained for years well if you clean it with some clorox uh i have a secret i love skid
raw i love your energy.
We hope you have a great rest of your day, okay?
She seems so annoying.
If I was homeless, I would hate her.
I would fucking hate her guts.
She's the Griselda of Skid Row.
Yeah.
You fucking bitch.
You got two tents.
At the very end of the video,
a homeless guy pops out of one of these tarps and he just runs at him screaming, pulls his pants down,
starts raping Tom.
It's like the end of Blur Witch.
The camera falls over.
And you just see his pants right at his ankles, and he's like,
he's in a corner getting raped.
With good intentions and a good heart.
Thank you, Skid Row.
And we'll see you guys in the next video.
He goes, in conclusion, when Gregory finally kills God,
there will be peace in Skid Row.
There's a movie there.
A schizophrenic homeless man killing God.
There's a movie there.
But it's just a grifter walking through.
He thinks it's God and kills him and stuff
I'm writing that movie so something that makes me think
is that if you don't spend your days being
constantly hungry and constantly
thirsty what a blessing that is because I think
it's something like a billion people
probably more than that I'll look at that I'll post a number
but a tremendous amount of people
live with water insecurity food insecurity
and uh
in the end yeah imagine living like that so being in the position you are Live with water insecurity, food insecurity, and all the world.
Imagine living like that.
So being in the position you are, well fed, lots of water, access to water and food.
I'm about to put you in a position, cracker.
Yeah, if you enjoyed this video, like, subscribe, and I'll keep exploiting the homeless, y'all.
Yo, we homies and shit.
Yo, so it was a good day, but we never saw Gregory.
Well, Gregory can turn invisible at will.
He's like, predator.
Gregory is predator.
He goes, unfortunately, after spending 30 minutes in Skid Row,
I have Gregory's voice in my head and I can't get it out.
I can't shake Gregory.
If anybody knows how to get Gregory's voice out of my head,
comment on the video.
Subscribe. Gregory can be simultaneously
in five places at once.
Gregory by locates. Gregory by locates.
Gregory by locates.
Oh, man.
Well, I think we've done some good work here.
Yeah, it was great.
Thank God for Tommy G.
Is that the whole episode?
Tommy G is the man.
Tommy G rocks.
It's hour and 15.
I love Tommy G.
Oh, yeah.
Tommy G, you got us through, you fucking exploitative piece of shit.
He's like pure.
He just doesn't get it.
He's not pure.
He doesn't get it.
He's a freak.
He doesn't get it.
Yeah.
So don't do this.
It's kind of dumb.
Yeah, fuck him.
It is dumb.
Yeah, he's in it.
Yeah, fuck him.
He's just tone deaf.
Yeah.
He's tone deaf.
I don't think he has bad intentions.
No, he's not malicious.
If you're tone deaf, you get a nine to to 5 and you live your life, start a family,
don't go on YouTube.
He's mole people of underground Vegas.
We've got to do that.
I wonder if Gregory is in every homeless place in America.
Gregory just transports.
He teleports.
He's just haunting this YouTuber.
He's sprinting through portals.
It's like everything everywhere all at once. He's like the Terminator. He's in a pit in the ground with electricity. He's sprinting through portals. Yeah, it's like everything everywhere all at once.
He's like the Terminator.
He's in a pit in the ground with electricity.
He's naked.
Melt a fence by spawning in a Las Vegas shelter.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
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We're going to have one up there tomorrow.
John, plug your fucking podcast.
Listen to Gutter Oil.
Listen to Ida Hour's coming back.
We're going to be doing Ida Hour.
Just plug Gutter Oil.
Just plug your podcast.
Gutter Oil rocks.
Plug Gutter Oil.
Listen to Gutter Oil.
That's all I got to say.
Just call my answer.
I'm sure everyone listening knows about Lemon Party.
Watch Lemon Party.
Listen to Lemon Party.
We're trying to get Lemon Party people over here.
You don't need to plug Lemon Party.
Well, yes.
Right?
I mean, hey, sure.
I didn't mean to kill the vibe.
Anything helps.
Anything else.
Who knows?
Everything helps.
And I saw a guy in the Lemon Party Patreon, by the way.
He was like, you know, I love how autistic Ben is.
He always gets the episodes out on time.
And Devin is so fucking lazy with his Patreon.
And that's a funny comment.
But also, I'm coordinating the schedules of three different grown men.
It's not the easiest.
And I don't want to just do the show when it's just like two of us or whatever.
We're all divas.
I want the whole show to be here.
Are we not divas?
So that's why sometimes the Patreon is on different days.
I don't know what the fuck it's like.
We always do it.
We always do the Patreon. But yeah, so anyway, that was funny on different days. I don't know what the fuck it's like. We always do it. We always do the Patreon.
But yeah, so anyway, that was funny.
25 bucks.
I'm sorry.
And you know, God bless you all.
And just try and stay away from Gregory.
He's everywhere.
Good night.
Good night.