Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Jan. 6th Wine Mixer

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. John has a ringworm.

Yeah, I got a ringworm. Disgusting animal. How? You want to see it? By fucking... Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.

Can it jump? No. Well, wait can it jump no well i named it it's like alive right ricky it's actually alive yeah it's a little worm in my foot it's you're truly a disgusting animal it's not a worm how'd you get it's a fucking fungus uh jujitsu so um i i've been trying to be better at but but there's one shift of, one shift I have that's right after jujitsu. So I can't shower in between. I just go right from the gym to there. And like, I've been trying to get better at showering because I was getting chest acne

for a while. So I was like going home and like immediately showering with like, It's disgusting. You're rolling around with men on a ring that has a bunch of fluids. I gotta put the mic down. Hold on. Just wearing old sweaty clothes and the mats at these places are disgusting.

But then we'll try to shame us about not doing jits with you on Sunday morning. This has caused a lot of problems for your life, John. I don't think it's been... Look at this bad boy. You walk in like, oh, my ribs are broken. Oh, that's so gross. That's a live thing in your foot.

No, it's a fungus. Get your foot off the camera. It's highly contagious. Get your foot off the camera, dude. Yeah, you can get this right now. What the fuck is wrong with you? You son of a bitch. You got Jay sick like he won't do the podcast anymore. He started Lemon Party just to not get sick.

If you like, you gotta not touch my clothing. Are you serious? You hug me when you hit. Like you shouldn't like if I had it all over my body, you shouldn't like share clothes in the air. You're a fucking asshole, dude. Put your sock on and then

we're gonna chop your foot off. That's a gross. Dude, you know without the ringworm, that's a nasty sock. Look at that sock. It's brand new. It's fresh. What the fuck is wrong with you? It's a fresh sock from this morning. White guys like John never have socks that look fresh. It doesn't look fresh. There's like a dirt

ring on the top. It's all like off white. People like John are capable of clean tonics. I was putting bleach on it for two days. Is that medical? That was medical. The doctor got really mad at me because she's like, you're going to get a chemical burn.

And I was like, yeah, I don't know. Have you ever gotten anything like this? Yeah, I got impetigo from open mics. Right, yeah. Sharing this nasty shit. From sharing disgusting mics with savages in LA. And it was horrible. I think I still have it.

No, I don't know. I don't think so. Get that fucking thing away from you, dude. When I got in Patago, the doctor was like, this is really a thing that only like 11 year olds get like from playing with other kids. I'm like, what are you implying here? The doctor is basically like, yeah, this is a pedophile disease. God, open mics are fucking cesspools.

The doctor literally was just like, yeah, I don't really know how you got this unless you were like, like, you know, hanging out with kids yeah so what is it it's like it's a thing that kids get because they're just dirty little where'd you get it on your lips there's a pedophile i got i got super sick i got super sick like i thought it was like herpes or something i didn't know and i had those shit on my lip and these scars on my nose and i remember it was fucking john had to take me to the er. After two weeks of this fever not going away, I'm like, what is going on? You had a fever?

I had a horrible flu. I had all the symptoms of a flu, but my face was breaking out like crazy. It's got to be herpes, right? I made out with that chick the night before I got it. Colette. Sure, Sarah. Can you get herpes from making out with someone?

I didn't know anything about it. I was like 22. I had 21. I had no clue about anything. And the doctor was like, it's actually impetigo, and you get that from like dirty wrestling mats and children.

And I'm like, okay. She seemed like a nice girl. Apparently she was eating ass all around town. I've heard she's a huge, that's what people said after. Oh, really? Huge, huge. She seemed really nice.

She was crazy. That was the first time I saw Oh, really? Huge, huge. She seemed really nice. It was crazy. That was the first time I saw Devin kiss a girl. Wow. Why were you there? I was at a party that day. I always bring him. John always stands in the corner of the room. I'm his tight man.

I film him. John, he would hold an air horn, and in between thrusts, he'd go, boop, boop, boop. Damn, Devin. I never even had sex with him. That was so sad. We were going to that rich person's... Greg.

Hanging out with, yeah, Greg. Yeah. Well, I didn't want to say his name. You could say his name. John's like, dude, great back shot. Don't say his last name. We were such losers. God, we sucked ass.

I mean... You didn't get anything. Yeah, I'll speak for both of us, pal. Oh, you mean sexually? Yeah, I thought it meant socially. We sucked ass. You were a dweeb. You sucked ass, too.

I've always been way more charismatic than you. i said larger groups of friends than you all right yeah no you definitely there's you have a big list of bar patrons that you think are your great well they here's the funny you're always saying people by their first name like any of us give a fuck you're like dude larry and we're like who's larry yeah and you're like you're like dude he works at ampm dude yeah that's a that's a girlfriend and then me and my boy larry i'm trying to think of it why do you get so mad at us if you don't if we don't know who it is and you're like oh i don't know i don't know uh you guys gotta come by more now we do the bar yeah wow we'll just come by more it's just it's just getting slower and it's just more chill you guys have shit there's no getting slower, and it's just more chill.

You guys have shitty food. There's no Dodgers anymore, so it's just good. The food selection's not fun. Dude, the new steak sandwich fucking rocks. It's so fun. I guarantee it sucks. Anyway, so let's not go into it. Your foot is disgusting. Yeah, it's making me sick.

Your foot's disgusting. Your bar's disgusting. Guess how much the fucking visit cost. $170. $170. For a fucking urgent care i went in there i actually i don't i don't let my attitude bother like people in this like and any anyone i interact with is at a job like a barista or some shit i usually i'm usually just a very chipper guy

you know what i mean but like i went there and i was like how much is this gonna cost me i was thinking like 90 and she's like it's 170 and then it goes up if you need these extra things what did they do they're just like that's gross yeah they looked at my foot they went that's gross and they're like oh gross ringworm here's a prescription for a fucking can i just can't i just go there and be like give me the cream anti is it you have the fucking are you taking oral antibiotics no no it's just the cream but uh sure they uh we all know you love cream yeah i love cream yeah um uh that's a gay sex joke yeah yeah no they uh about 170 bucks john knopf yeah i get i get come to my ass yeah you know yeah yeah fuck you i'm gonna get you no you're not i'm gonna get you later it's gonna

be good i'm all i'll gonna be good I'll always come out You'll always come out Of your boyfriend's asshole Anyway so keep going The master at work A master at work You guys see the fucking The Dallas Air Show thing

No Dude this shit's crazy It's these two Dallas Air Show Is a huge mid-air collision Two planes Oh that's sad Crashed and Oh wow Look at this I love shit like this The footage is insane It's crazy. It's these two Dallas air shows, a huge midair collision. Two planes crashed. Look at this. The footage is insane.

Oh my god. Damn. Jesus. Imagine watching that. Dude, they'll never make it to Brendan Schaaf's special TV now. That was his private plane. Dude. Oh, I wish, dude. I fucking wish Schaub was on that plane.

Worst 9-11 ever. You start calling all every plane accident a 9-11. It's always 9-11. That's scary. That plane is huge. That's a B-52. It's a big-ass plane. And it got cut in half from a little baby52. It's a big-ass plane.

It got cut in half from a little baby plane. Any survivors? I don't think anyone lived that. It was horrific. Mothers, fathers, they're all dead. What's also sad is there were kids there that were like, was that supposed to happen? Which is like when you're a kid and you see something crazy like that,

you actually think, maybe pot at the show. My dad's a math teacher who used to be very um animated and do she was just a very entertaining person she had a heart attack in class and died and the whole class didn't do anything for like two three minutes because they were just like they thought it was they thought it was like a bit oh my god it's like yeah in south park with that uh lady and her battery goes out and then they just pee on her they're like trying to help they're like do fireman i don't know and she's on fire well i'm just wondering how do you like drive home with your kid after that and not pretend like that wasn't the coolest thing you've ever fucking seen in your life the coolest thing

you get in your car you blast ted nugent that was pretty fucking you just whizzed in his history boy I mean like honestly like people cheer for NASCAR crashes like what's the difference what do you think that's a part of it

there's a huge difference but people die in NASCAR crashes yeah but this was in the sky it's very sad which makes it way sicker there's always a big

memorial for the NASCAR for the NASCAR but like he died doing what he loved this guy was doing the same thing if I saw this like at the Dallas Air Show

and you get in your car and you go like that was pretty sick. Yeah. It was pretty fucking woo! It was kind of fun. Yeah.

Easily. I don't think they died doing what they loved. I mean they probably loved. They were traveling to Dallas. Low key. Low key. If you like

if you took that B-52 pilot and you were like 10 years prior to this and you're like listen you're gonna die in 10 years but you're gonna die in a mid-air collision flying a B-52 bomber. He'd probably be like, all right, fine.

You know what I mean? The guys that have strokes, you know? Yeah. What is he, like a Japanese suicide pilot or something? He's like, oh, I would love that very much. Yeah, they're like, one day in 10 years, Bill Burr is going to crash into you. Yeah, so I take the fucking B-52 out,

and I hit a lady. It's playing, doing like a show. Ladies. I mean, there's no other fucking spot in the sky that you can stand, lady. Hey, this is Bill Burr on every bill burr podcast guest appearance besides conan that i've seen the last year he's great with conan just ask me a question uh so uh you know what what were you uh how was your tour you didn't you go to australia you're gonna open with

that yeah i mean i don't know what uh who'd you vote for i mean the dude i don't know the election i i i don't keep who what's going on who's running i don't keep a who. What's going on? Who's running? I don't know. Did you vote for Caruso? Or what kind of? Dude, what is this? The fucking, you know.

What? What is this? Alexander Dumas? Dude, what? I don't know. Alexander Dumas. Bill, what planet are we on right now? I stay out of it.

Bill, what's your name? Somebody just hits him with a shovel before he gets on stage. Dude, all that stuff is designed to make you crazy. I stay. I just don't know. I don't know. I know nothing. You don't watch the news at all, Bill?

So we could all go outside and just fight? So you go watch the news at all, Bill? So what, so we could all go outside and just, you know, fight? So you go watch the news, it's just a never-ending stream of just, it's just, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he'll try to shoehorn that into some other benign point because he has no idea where he's going. Yeah, it's weird. Just lately, he just has nothing to say about like he acts so out of the loop with the most basic things i'm a huge bill burr fan but yeah he's a he's a god he's a yeah he's a fucking on the mont rushmore of comedy but he fucking uh yeah just remember he got into that point i've been watching him podcast guest appearances

lately and it seems like he's trying to tank the person's show. They're asking him basic questions, and he's like, oh, really? Dude, who told you the sky was blue? Is that real? Oh, really? Are we going to sit here like you're an expert? Yeah.

On the sky being blue? Oh, yeah, sure. Dude, I guess there's clouds. I don't know. I stay out of it. I stay out of it. He says I stay out of it. Listen, I got a kid now. I don't know. I stay out of it. I stay out of it. He just says I stay out of it. Listen, I got a kid now. I don't got, you know.

Dude, I'm making a movie about dads. All right? That's what I want to talk about. Yeah. He has like zero knowledge of anything going on with the world, politically. Yeah, everything is, I don't know, like even, he's just like in the movie, like I tell my daughter, I'm like, even funny stuff, like, oh, I'm on a jungle gym. And I'm just like, oh shit, was I racist now?

Like I'm old. I don't know. He's also very like way too hyper aware of like, like he's, he's like repenting or something. It's like when Eminem got. Yeah. A little bit. Eminem's like, you know, like, oh, I did a lot. Marshall Mathers.

He was really bad. Like, so I'm going to kind of be, I'm going to, I'm going to repent for it now. Yeah. I'm going to. And Bill Burr keeps like saying things where I'm like, you didn't do anything wrong, Bill Burr keeps saying things where I'm like, you didn't do anything wrong, Bill. Relax. You've done nothing.

Also, this is not the time to do that. This shit's on the way out. Why is he doing this now? Well, I don't think he's doing it like... He's not trying. He's not trying to gain anything. He's not trying to gain anything, yeah. He just seems very like, I'm not going to go there type stuff.

He's got a lot of business interests and stuff. He's a producer now, and he makes a lot of things, so I get it. And there are good reasons to not talk about those topics, I guess. It's just like you're tanking every interview, and it's boring, and you're not being as funny. And you do know about it, by the way. I don't believe you also. Yeah, exactly.

You know who Gavin... I saw him in a podcast. He acted like he didn't know who Gavin Newsom was. Yeah, he literally said he didn't know Gavin Newsom. Are you serious? You live in LA. Dude, you talk for a living. Yeah. How are you out of the loop? I don't expect anyone

to listen to you about anything if you don't know the cavendewsome and you live there anyway yeah um i don't know we already watched this like i'm not going to tell the people who died in that plane crash i don't know who beto o'rourke is you know what i mean dude i just i stay i don't know i stay out of it i just i stay out of it i don't know. I stay out of it. I just I stay out of it. I don't know. All I know is that there's a lady in my way. It's a couple ladies.

What's going on here? I was in Huntington Beach. Oh, God. I saw this fucking Instagram with my family. Fascinating. Why? What were you doing out there? Joe, my mom's boyfriend wonderful man very generous he just loves like normal thing you know he loves these types of

things so he bought he bought for my birthday which was like three months ago he got it got us we're all going to the huntington beach wine festival for wine tasting. If you know Devin, you know him. That's me. That is Devin Costa. So yesterday we went with his family members were there and it was just like a big and it was this weird event with just a bunch of fucking Huntington

Beach young Republican fucking everyone there, all the women look like real housewives. Everyone's got fucked up faces. They look like they get their plastics, like their plastic surgeon lives in like a beehive swollen faces. Just weird, tiny men with like cashmere sweaters on that obviously have a lot of money and people are with them for those reasons.

And all every black guy there looked like he ran like the Herschel Walker fan club. It was a very interesting, I have have some guys you had a fantastic time it was very fun yeah free food oh yeah i there was you know free booze everywhere but it's crazy how many people it's like watching a bunch of adults like shoving each other aside like it's my crudo like Like, that's my, I'm gonna eat the pokey taco. Fuck you. That's my Sauvignon Blanc. Yeah, yeah. As everyone gets drunker,

they're just like losing all sense of manners. Dude, oh, there was a band there. Like, it was like, it was like fucking, it was like the Catalina

wine mixer from like Step Brothers. A horrible band was there and people were dancing horribly and everyone got drunker and drunker and there was,

dude, there was like a beer stand so I kept going and getting beer i was like the wine is this yeah you get a headache it makes you tired but so here's some video i took of it and this is like this will give you a little taste um this is so this is... See the types of people? Yeah. A lot of women with, like, sorrow hats. A lot of women wearing, like, big, like, hats like they're Doc Holliday. I bet Joe loved the jam band.

Oh, Joe loved... Joe was actually being really mean to the first guy up. Oh, really? No one was listening to the first musician, and Joe kept, like, standing by the stage, and he's like... He just kept being like, this is horrible. Could the guy hear him, you think? No one was there. There wasn't that much

noise. Joe was just like, boo! Hook him! Hook him off the stage! I saw Will and Don were there from yankee in the south look at this couple that they that was that's the huntington beach will and don oh god all the men there look like they like they they graduated from doing yo-yo tricks to like finance yeah like they used to yeah i mean they're all wearing like fedoras and like they used to yeah i mean they're all wearing like fedoras and everyone was ugly god his belly is rock hard really everyone was ugly the only

people there that looked kind of attractive were the young asian like like asian women with like their white like white boyfriend and they had like huge fake tits but they were disgusting too yeah those but everyone else was just like, oh man, they just, yeah, a lot, it was like wrecks of women. Yeah. Like a wreck of a woman walking around everywhere.

But they all are in like super nice clothes and you know, who knows what. I'm glad you gave special treatment to the big tittied Asians though. That's a shout out. Well yeah,

those were the ones that that, you know, like the, it's the equivalent of like when a rich white guy in Huntington Beach, he's like, I want like a wife but like she doesn't she doesn't really exist yeah she's hot it's smart better seen but i never she never gets in my ear about anything there's words we're not supposed to use for that type of woman submissive right right so here's will and don

and then then yeah they were doing a big... No way. Stop this deal. They weren't saying stop this deal. I love this. This was a great day on Devin's Instagram. Yeah, I don't know why it's not playing, but... He's just trying to give us the lay of the land of what he did.

This is my favorite video. There were these two old black women there with walkers, and they were faking it. No, I'm not kidding. This was like wedding crashes to them. They crashed the Huntington Beach wine mixer, and they got the party going, dude. They had fake walkers. They had these walkers,

and then they pull up to the fucking dance floor, and they killed it. And then look at this. Look at this. This white guy comes in, this drunk white guy, and he's like, ooh, like, hey, I have soul, too. And he starts dancing with them. Oh, it's so uncomfortable. Watch this.

Look at that. They both have walkers, and they're dancing well, shaking their booties, and look at this guy. And then he starts twerking on her. Oh, I can get in with the black folks. And then she comes over and twerks on this old woman that had no clue where she was in a wheelchair. Oh, my God.

This old Jewish lady. Look at how well she's dancing, and then she goes back to her walker. Faker! That old lady's like, get the hell away from me. Dude, I'm not kidding. I'm honestly still not sure

that this isn't like Martin Lawrence and Chris Tucker doing that. Like in makeup. It's Tupac. I don't. They were so evasive the whole day. Like at one point I was standing and they walked by me and I was like, pretty good, pretty good.

And they gave me a look like they know I was. You're onto them. I don't know. They were just very, they had like a grin the whole day. Sounds like they're big time. They had a grin the whole day. Like these white people are retarded. All black ladies are the best. They're amazing. They. I don't know. They were just very, they had like a grin the whole day. Sounds like they're big time. They had a grin the whole day. Like these white people are retarded. All black ladies are the best.

They're amazing. They literally will make your day. They also looked fake old. Like that looks kind of like a fake gray wig. It does. She looks like sideshow. I'm on to them. Yeah.

They kicked ass though. Just getting drunk. Dude, we got to do this. It's like 80 bucks and you just drink for free and eat a bunch of free food and just like,

like people watch like, you know, the fucking, um, Capitol riot bunch of free food. And just like, like people watch, like, you know, the fucking, um, Capitol rioters. Yeah. This is, these are all the P these are,

this is like, it was just like a big stop. The steel convention. Basically. That's actually how she hurt her, her legs and needs the wall. It was storming the Capitol. Yeah. Just the type of lady.

Yeah. Just the type of woman that gets killed on a yacht later that night. It was fucking fun, though, dude. It sounds awesome. I mean, I didn't, you know, there's no way to, you're around people that essentially don't exist to you. Yeah. You're like, I don't even.

Just the extras. It's a different world. Yeah, extras for life. Huntington Beach, it's the whole place is set up like, it's. Yeah. You're like, I don't even, it's a different world. Yeah, extras for life. Huntington Beach, it's the whole place is set up like, it's like if the mayor was like, what if we have a town that is,

looks like a golf course? Like, how about we make the town look like a cheesecake factory? Everywhere. It's a one, it's, everything is like fake,

like Venetian. Yeah. Like just, you know. Yeah, yeah. But, and all the people there are just.

Let's just make it really planned and tacky. No one cares about like art, orian. Yeah. Like just, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, and all the people there are just. Let's just make it really planned and tacky. No one cares about like art or anything. No. They simply want to get drunk. Yeah. It's sterile. Yeah, they just want to get drunk and then cause some riot during. That's Orange County.

Something about something. It's Orange County. Yeah, it was just fascinating. That's Orange County. Irvine is like that too. Everywhere's like that. They're always protesting something. Yeah.

Or it's like a bunch of kids meeting up through a TikTok invite and having some massive party. Didn't that happen in Beach a few months ago? Everything in Orange County is just sterile and it's like the polar opposite of Los Angeles. It sucks. There's nowhere worse in California, in my opinion, than Irvine.

Irvine is... Irvine's purgatory. The Spectrum Center? The Irvine. Irvine is... Irvine is purgatory. The Spectrum Center? The biggest thing in Irvine is this massive outdoor mall. The comedy club improv is there. Everything's there. They just bust their homeless here and then just fucking forget about it.

That's always the sign of a piece of shit place to me when the mall... Like in Minnesota, they have a comedy club and an amusement park in a mall. I'm just like the mall is the greatest thing you have going yeah like the yeah the comedy club should be on like a drag

that's like a cultural one of those towns where it's like where like city hall is like a yard house you go to court at Chili's Chucky cheese it's just those areas like that was the same Yeah, you go to court at Chili's. Or the DMV's Chuck E. Cheese. It's just those areas. That was the same with Huntington Beach. We ate dinner at this nice place,

but of course it was in like a... Still, you're in like a mall, like an outdoor mall. You get like a $25 cheeseburger. Nope, doesn't... Another thing. There's no fucking fries coming with stuff thing. Oh, yeah.

It's starting to really chat my ass. Oh, yeah. Tell them, Devin. $10 for fries. What? On top of an $18 cheeseburger. That's the minimum burger at this place called the American Dream. And it's like a casual beer and burger place.

Oh, so it's not even like fine dining? Was it good? And the burger was totally fine. Whatever. Fine. It was fine. It was like a cleaner Red Robin. 18 bucks.

And you're supposed to, if you want to have a burger and fries, they expect, you're spending $30 on a burger and fries. Jesus Christ. That's outrageous. It's insane, dude. Yeah. That's wrong. And want to know the whole trick now with the fries?

They go, well, they're expensive because they're triple fried. Yeah. Have you seen that shit? What the fuck does that mean? In duck fat. In duck fat. With an aioli. It's a little shit.

With a nice garlic aioli. Ooh. Triple fried. Never had triple fried fries Yeah. Have you seen that shit? What the fuck does that mean? In duck fat. In duck fat. With an aioli. With an aioli. With a nice garlic aioli. Triple fried. Never had triple fried fries? They're great, but it's like fucking how, they're just like, yeah, I don't know.

John's trying to get into this. He's like, give me something to work with here. It's like a fry, fry on top of a fry. It's like the inception of fries. Yeah, I went to Kohl's the other night.

It's like a dream within a dream a fry within a fry yeah they're doing that everywhere now yeah it's the new thing that's fucking insane and then all these other fucking burger places

smash burgers there we go smash burgers never say die fuck you pay ten dollars for less meat it's dinner

you're a fucking asshole if you don't want to pay thirteen bucks for a McDouble. An organic meat. Here's our trick. We take a meat and we don't give you nearly as much. We burn half of it. And you just eat a burned burger.

And it's hip. That's the guy on the commercial. That's the guy they ran. He's a retard. He thinks it's hip. That's the guy on the That's the guy. That's the guy that ran. He's a retard. He thinks he's so cool. We just burned the burger. Put two pickles on your

eat a little wheel then we'll call it like healthy gourmet McDonald's. And we'll do a really cool thing where it's like you can't even come inside. We just get handed to you out a window. You can wait in line for 30 minutes for it.

No, we don't have fries. We have kettle chips. I've watched the evolution of this man go from like bro when you were like 22 to now just full-blown retard smash burger guy. I hate people trying to reinvent the burger. Yeah. Maybe my least favorite thing. Yeah.

In this crazy world of ours. Yeah. Remember like a decade ago, some guy was like, throw an egg on it. And then we gave him like a crown. We're like, no,

we were like crowd. And then some other guy one day was like how about slices of pastrami whoa what about some jalapenos what if we put mac and cheese on it yeah exactly all that wow yeah people go to like they're literal like mukbang restaurants now fuck off where not literally but i mean like what do you mean oh you mean like the the cheeto dust on everything and yeah mac and cheese what's the fucking name of that place it's in eagle rock it's disgusting I get what he means. You mean like the Cheeto roll? What's the fucking name of that place? It's in Eagle Rock.

It's disgusting. Have you been to Menchie's? Remember we used to pick up food for Menchie's? It's not a burger place. It's a place in Glendale. It's a place where you go and they literally open up a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and then they'll pour...

They'll roll ice cream in it? Yeah, they'll throw ice cream or some crazy, disgusting mayonnaise in it and some meat, and then they mix it up and they go, here's your pizookie. You know, your takizuki. It's for savages. Oh, my God.

And just everyone walking in there just has like 15 chins, and they need a walker to get in And it smells disgusting Oh yeah The smell Burgers never say die Welcome to Smash Burger Fucking Umami Burger

Fuck them Really? I hate Umami Burger Are they still around? Yeah Yeah I see them Here and there I remember I had it once I thought it was good Fucking umami burger Fuck them Really? I hate umami burger Are they still around? Yeah Yeah I see them Here and there

I remember I had it once I thought it was good It's fine But I hate places Oh you just mean the good They're trying to make it Something it's not Why does my plate

Have one thing on it And why am I looking At an empty side Of the plate Yes If I'm paying Seventeen dollars On a fucking restaurant

You better put a fucking Anything there Parsley Garnish Put a lemon It's pathetic of the plate yes if i'm paying 17 on a fucking restaurant you better put a fucking anything there parsley garnish put a lemon it's pathetic we are getting fucked in the ass by these goddamn gastro whatever's they call themselves these this fucking new generation these young fucking trust fund fucks that have ruined the restaurant industry yeah they take like fun cheap food and ruin it. Tacos to Madre? Like a $5 fucking taco?

Do you remember the sushi burrito coming out? And they acted like it was a new thing? See, that's the other thing. Something that existed always, and they're just like, well, now it's a burrito, or now it's a sushi roll, or now it's like a sandwich, and they just think it's a whole new fucking cuisine. It's very common. Panda Express express they've been doing that i love panda express i will never

panda express makes burritos now what what yes how fucking orange chicken burrito oh that's man we are really that's it we leave they're fucking you there's no way you get the same amount of food into the fucking burrito so what this is also a trick yeah they're selling less there's no fucking way so it's a flour tortilla no i believerito. So what disgusting... It's also a trick. Yeah, they're selling less food. There's no fucking way. So it's a flour tortilla? No, I believe it's like a rice thing. It's like a rice wrap. The same one they use the fucking, you know,

for sushi burritos. So can you put like chow mein and shit in it? Yeah. What's chow mein? That's disgusting. I've never had Panda Express and been like, this would be so much better in a burrito.

Why do you need it to be portable? Why do you need it to be portable? It's in a fucking styrofoam container. It's already portable food. I'd rather touch John's ringworm foot. They're doing that to sell to like bros. Yeah. Bros love burritos.

Instagram people. Burritos, like frat guys can't like fathom burritos. Instagram ruins it. They're just like, there's like a bunch of food in one food. And we can just take them, please. There's a bunch of food. You can can just take them, Blazer. You can just, like, throw them, catch them.

You can, like, hold one while, like, raping somebody. And then wrap it up and put it in your backpack from the getaway. Put it in the backpack and you can grab it, kind of like a samurai sword. Dude, when you're in court for the rape, you can pull out the burrito if you're hungry. In my experience, dumb people are obsessed with breakfast burritos. I love a good breakfast burrito.

Don't get me wrong. But there's a certain, I don't know. There's a segment of the culture that is breakfast burritos. Made it their personality where the best one is. It's their whole thing. Being like, oh, the egg distribution in this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too many eggs or whatever the fuck.

Whatever. You know, I don't get into it. You know, whatever the fuck. And then one of their friends talks to them about the breakfast replays. They say, dude, secret menu? Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Secret menu, dude.

If you get this one, they put fries in it. It's called Pittsburgh style. It's called Pittsburgh style. They do it in Pittsburgh. Every state has their style thing, and it's so sad. You didn't do shit. They put peanut butter in it. Dude, welcome to Pittsburgh where your sushi has chili on it.

Where your sushi has chili on it. We put mercury in all the food. We have a special thing here in Wisconsin. If you haven't ever had one of our sandwiches, we crush a bunch of Lay's potato chips, put it on the sandwich. Welcome to Wisconsin. You have a new face. Do it to the camera.

Do it to the camera. No, go up a little bit. Go up until you get to your chin. I am the mayor of Pittsburgh. Our cuisine. Our cuisine includes chili we put chili on everything

welcome to Pittsburgh what are other places where they have some special thing and it's just like it's like a stoner creative potato chips and french fries and then sauerkraut and then Chicago's like, Welcome to Chicago.

Our pizzas look like cake. We're pretty special. Well, Cincinnati spaghetti is the chili spaghetti. What is Cincinnati? It's chili spaghetti? That sounds good. That sounds fine. It's just it's just cheese oh oh uh fucking uh like doesn't maryland somewhere in the east coast they put uh slices of american cheese on apple pie oh that's southern it's really southern

that's southern i thought that was like a northeast you know i've heard some other weird shit there's a thing in the south did you ever have this in atlanta where like i saw somebody on twitter one day like y'all probably ain't from the South if you don't do this. And they were pouring peanuts in their Coca-Cola. Yeah, none of my buddies would do that in Atlanta. Why? What does that do? First of all, Coke was invented in Georgia. Nobody drinks Pepsi out there.

And I drink Pepsi. And they would chop their ass. What's state pride? Yeah, my buddy would make my buddy Nick, the guy you met, he would put peanuts in his Coke and just kind of like you drink the Coke. And you chew the peanuts and it's fucking but yeah my buddy would make uh my buddy uh nick he the guy you met he would put uh peanuts in his coke and just kind of like you drink the coke and you chew the peanuts and it's kind of good yeah apparently his mom would make a coke jello with peanuts in it wow yeah they love coke and peanuts salt and sweet on a milk jello wow what a culinary masterpiece that sounds like it's very like 1920s shit yeah yeah it's very like it's like a payday yeah yeah like

you walk alongside or some shit like that you walk yeah yeah it's very like it's like a depression yeah yeah like you walk alongside or some shit like that you walk alongside your family's jalopy peanuts and coke life's good i got my peanuts i got my coke get to california hope the car doesn't break down on the way that gold rush is real take that bag on the window and sip your Coke and peanuts. Let's go out Cali way. Welcome. What are other states that have things where we're supposed to be special? What does Nebraska say?

I don't know. Omaha. Look it up. What's Indiana? A lot of corn. Omaha, Nebraska, where the state, we use a type of wood that smokes it differently. And one of our barbecue sauces has mustard in it. Yeah, welcome to Carolina.

Yeah. We have Carolina gold. What's the white barbecue sauce? That's that shit from like fucking- There's white barbecue sauce? I know you like that because it's white. You goddamn right it's like cum

it looks like cum thirsty man low hanging fruit yeah sure I think calling you gay is really funny no no no

and I think people like to hear it no no no this is low hanging fruit you guys can do that what were you saying before this what's the white

barbecue sauce I think it's in like fucking Mississippi or some shit they do like white barbecue I like how you know when we went to Halal Guys a lot

yeah which is like a Mediterranean like a know when we went to Halal guys a lot. Yeah. Which is like a Mediterranean, like a fast food Mediterranean, like a Halal bullshit bowl. It's like a Halal place. It's like Chipotle for Mediterranean. It's like a Halal place. It's like a Halal. Halal. Guys.

Fellas. They're like fellas who make Halal. Every place has their secret sauce. They're like, you want the white sauce? Yeah. And it's just like sour cream. Yes. But. They're like, you want the white sauce? Yeah. And it's just like sour cream. But every place is like, we got a special white sauce here. Dave put it best.

It's just Del Taco. That's all that fucking place is. Yeah. Del Taco bowls. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, we really went down a rabbit hole with halal guys. That was a sick, sick time.

We were getting it so much, we all signed up for their rewards program. Shut the fuck up, dude. We all had their... I heard it on my keys. We'd be sending messages to each other. Yeah, like the next day we'd be like the rewards program is stunning. Yeah, we'd be like, I got a free bowl, dude. We got to go to.

It got so bad that we were all going there so much. Joey and Jace ran into each other at the same one and they weren't like meeting up. Joey was there and Jace walked in and Joey's like, hey! It was our cheers. It was where we met up to hang.

Everyone knew us. Oh, man. You want to watch this? Because this is, I got that Andrew Callaghan guy. I guess he did like a Huntington Beach thing. Yeah. Cool. So these are the types of people just like we could. Yeah, that guy was dancing with that.

This guy was like the music. He was playing guitar at the wine festival. Get the fuck out of here and call me motherfucker. This is our town, motherfucker. Try to take it. Try to take it. Keep your hands off Huntington Beach. This is our town, motherfucker! Try to take it! Try to take it! Try to take it.

It's Huntington Beach. Keep your hands off Huntington Beach. This is our town! No, China's going to invade Huntington Beach. If they start shooting, get behind me. Hashtag white privilege. Breaking news. Breaking news.

You're watching Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan. They assassinated Kobe Bryant. How many people know that? They assassinated Kobe Bryant. They tried to kill Tiger Woods in that car accident recently. Why? Andrew Callaghan. He's like, my whole goal is to take down the Clinton. Buddy, we're all God's children. Isn't this a White Lives Matter rally? Well, I'll tell you what, this whole thing with the virus, with BLM, with Antifa, that was to hurt President Trump. And the reason that President Trump wasn't back by January 20th, the reason he hasn't been back yet is because he didn't want to have civil war.

Man, dude, COVID and Trump ending for these people, it's like, it's like fucking like, you know, like Game of Thrones. People had to find a new show. Where does all that energy go? Where do you put it into? What do you do with this energy? They keep it hiding. You know where I was on January 6th? Where were you?

I think you know where I was on January 6th. Hell yeah, dude. Trump is still in control of our country. Where'd you get those shoes from? Those are pretty fresh. Those are just champion. Being a champion for the Lord, that's it our country. Where'd you get those shoes from? Those are pretty fresh. Those are just champion. Being a champion for the Lord, that's it. Amen.

Good for you. See, there's nothing anti-white supremacist about that. That's not a white supremacist message. Sometimes the truth hurts. What's the most painful piece of truth that's hurt you? A guy stealing my home. He falsified a trustee's deed to himself with seven false representations on it and stole my home. It was so much info.

He had that cocked and loaded. That's crazy. Everywhere he goes, he's ready to talk about his home being stolen. He lives in Shady Canyon. He destroyed my family, destroyed my 25-year business, separated and devastated my family. So that answers your question. This dude sounds like he sucks. I don't think he's a good guy in my opinion.

He's a bad guy and he's hurt a lot of people. But then again, look what the Democrats are doing to others. Fuck yeah. Somehow it's about the Democrats. Yeah, dude. Amazing. Deep State is trying to control the people. They control the banking.

They control the countries. They control the Vatican. And I care about our country. I want people to know what's going on. What's going on is a White Lives Matter rally. Is that what's going on? Yeah. Oh, okay. I had no idea what was going on. I heard that there was a BLM

thing going on. And with that usually comes Antifa. I'm kind of anti-Antifa. These are the quote White Lives Jew Matter flyers that Huntington Beach police have said they received a report about from at least one neighborhood. White Lives Matter rally and counter protest today in Huntington Beach. Yeah, it's okay to be white, right? Yeah, I'm not here to be violent or anything. I'm just... Just fucking about to go to Hurley. Here for... Scott's at the Ruka store

and hit the beach. I hate those hats. What brought you out here to the White Lives Matter rally? Oh, just like the... He's like, racism. He's not racist. He's like, what brought you to the White Lives Matter rally? He's like, oh, just like the White Lives Matter rally? He's like, oh, just the idea that I feel superior to everyone. What's your favorite white food? Fish tacos.

I was about to make a fish taco joke about this guy like a second ago. Everyone in Huntington Beach is just like, let's get some fish tacos. Some pico de gallo, some margaritas. They're not gonna take our town. Some margaritas, fish tacos, and the N-word. These guys are all over Huntington Beach.

Love sublime, fish tacos, margaritas, and the N-word. Is the media the problem, bro? This is my friend, and he's out here with a shirt. And that's it. How are we racist? I don't own a plantation, and the blacks aren't picking cotton. Come on, we're not in the 1860s. Is that Jack Palance?

We're getting lynched and hanged. That racism is overblown. He's like, and I'm still looking for Curly's gold. I hope somebody out there gets that. That's hilarious. My whole career went in the shitter when the revenge of Curly's gold came out in 1997. See it firsthand. See what?

That there's no racism. How? I have Mexican friends, white friends, of course. I have black friends. We smoke cigars together. white friends, of course. I have black friends. We smoke cigars together even down here. And I work with Latino guys, fabulous workers. El Salvadorian guys, they're the hardest workers I ever saw. There's no racism.

Overblown. Who do you think's blowing it out of proportion? Probably the Democrats. Yeah, they have to pull the frickin' race card. It's really sad to see that there's people who are hindering the development and the progress that this country could find if we just unite together and utilize diversity as our as our instrumental key absolutely yeah we wanted to let them know if they try to do this stuff and try to frame it in a white supremacist dog whistly way we will show up and not allow them to do that we see through it anti-fascist action so i'm a liberal what do you say anti-fascist

action i want to just pretend like do you think that black dudes that get involved in shit like this like they love the attention more than like the actual cause itself you never know yeah like they like being the token guy because all the white people they're always like see like we got this guy here he's into and then he's like making chance happen and they you know probably and they're And they're also, they're also, they gotta be thinking like, I could probably get like

a lot of white pussy off this too. Yeah. I mean, we watched that video of those rappers and they were all like pro-Trump guys. I don't think like,

I think probably a lot of black dudes get involved in this like college education. It's like either like really hood dudes or like pro-Trump that like, man,

that motherfucker say whatever he wants. Yeah. Like, they don't go to the, they don't go to the they don't go to the rally no and then it's the then it's and then it's like extremely like rich black dudes that are like like beach goat like hunting beach guys yeah there's no in but i don't think there's like

blacks in the middle yeah like black dudes who have like gauges and yeah yeah like dudes who like bike messenger black dudes yeah they like you lock people to trees and shit poles and shit there don't give them attention they'll go away and that strategy doesn't work fuck raisin fuck nazis fuck all that shit you can't make them fucking feel comfortable here you gotta make it feel uncomfortable as fucking possible that's what we're here for my skateboard best way to make a nazi uncomfortable bitch fuck them up yo fuck 12 bitch Hit the far right with the feminist left. I mean, I'm not against punching Nazis in the face. If you have hate in your heart, you deserve everything that comes to you.

Huntington Beach is full of racists. Yeah, I'm sure you're a physical specimen. Yeah, that guy's winning fights. You deserve everything that comes to you. Maddie Matheson stole my whole thing, dude. By the way, I just want to say, fuck Maddie Matheson. He fucking took my whole thing. Huntington By the way, I just want to say, fuck Maddie Matheson. He fucking took my whole thing. Huntington Beach

is full of racists. It's always been full of racists, and they're coming a little bit more masked off these days. We can't have neo-Nazis. We can't have white supremacists. We can't have Trump supporters coming out here and thinking that they... That's the power stance. What the fuck is wrong with his legs? That's the stance that Jack Black shows the class in School of Rock. Like, you see this? This is power stance.

Present America. I'm just here to show my support and solidarity for the Black Lives Matter movement. Looks like the community really showed out, which is good. And disincentivizing a lot of them. As you can see, they're all kind of cowering along the perimeter here. So far, I haven't seen any real Nazis or just Nazis in general. There's two peoples with the Trump thing. That's it.

When I heard the KKK was coming, I hadn't... Did they actually be the Ku Klux Klan of the Huntington Beach? Are they out of their fucking skulls? The KKK is coming. The fuck are they talking about? If the KKK is coming, you sound very tired about it.

You're just like... Also, it's not the traditional Southern KKK. It's the Huntington Beach KKK. Is there a Huntington Beach KKK? They all drive their classic cars down to the beach. They drive a Chrysler convertible. Wear flip-flops. It's insane.

Choice, I had to come. But I don't see them that much. There's only a few Trumpers here and there. Fox, you go home! Fox, you go home! Kobe Bryant was assassinated by the Quinns. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Fuck you. Fuck your life fuck your life oh man it's it's it's refreshing this isn't happening currently like it kind of broke out of this for a little bit it'll come back oh it's gonna come back with a gust of yeah yeah but i hope you fucking die homie straight, straight up. Homie. I hope you fucking die, homie, straight up. Fuck you. Fuck you. He's like, I'm not from Huntington Beach. I'm not a racist like you.

I'm from fucking Irvine, bitch. What do you represent? Yo, homie! Yo, homie! Yo, you lost your spectrum privileges, dog. Someone took my flags. They just tried to cancel you. If they don't like your position, they just attack you.

Oh, you got beat up. Yeah, it's fucked up. They try to cancel you. I'm glad that we're moving forward towards a future where... So this is how Kobe Bryant felt. People no longer have a space in our public discourse. But at the same time, it technically still is their First Amendment constitutional

right to be out here and protest whatever they want no matter how detached or how far from reality they think they are. But also they have to recognize that we also have a right to be out here too and to counter protest and to show our solidarity. Is that the KKK? I think those guys look a little skinhead-y to me. The KKK?

I know there's a bunch of neo-Nazis in Orange County. How much are IDOs? This crowd became unruly. We saw a lot of those fights breaking out. About half a dozen arrests were made. An unlawful assembly was declared. So we were here at Huntington Beach and the Nazis decided to show up and

ran away because that's what Nazis do when they're surrounded. And now the cops are protecting the Nazis. Nazis didn't run away that much when they did the big thing. Maybe these aren't Nazis. They're just dumb racist guys. If they were

Nazis, I think they'd be doing a, like, they'd be really, really doing great, like, like, like. Big things. Well, I think they're. Big things. Oh, you mean like, oh. A lot more, a lot more planning. They'd have infrastructure.

Uniforms. Murders. Uniforms. Mass murder, if you will. Yeah, trains and stuff. So they're not really, it's just funny to, like, call, like, just racist dipshits with, like, shaved heads Nazis. Yeah. Yeah, it's a complete waste of time. If they really were Nazis, it's just funny to call racist dipshits with shaved heads Nazis. It's a complete waste of time.

They really were Nazis. You'd be shot in a camp. You wouldn't feel safe. You'd just be standing there with a sign like, that's what Nazis do. They run away. It's like, no, no, no, go ask a Jewish person from the 40s. No, they seek you out.

No, no, they would hunt me. They were hunting me. They weren't running away. My grandma went straight to the town square in Munich and held up a sign. It was like, the Nazis are coming. All it took, when Germany invaded Poland, my grandma, she put her head out the window and she said, no Nazis, no fascists, KKK, go away. And they turned right around. They were scared.

They were scared. They went running. In their precinct. Imagine if you do that, you're in World War II, like the Germans are invading Poland, you stick your head out the window, you go, in this house, we believe in science. All people are created equal. And they just go, oh shit, okay, you're right. We'll go back to Germany.

The police brought them inside and they are being protected inside by the police. Yeah, and they're all sharing coffee with the cops. So it looks like one militant Trump supporter shut up. He got his ass beat and now 600 photographers are making content. And now it's going to be 601. Thanks for watching. Good video.

Yeah. That guy's good. Yeah. Interesting. You know, it's funny how like the Nazis, the neo-Nazis or skinheads or whatever, they go down there. They immediately get police protection because like if they, if they mingle with the crowd, there will be like violence.

You know what I mean? And like these people are like, well, they're just running away. And it's like, no, they're being smart. They're getting to go inside the police HQ. They're probably talking to all the cops. All the cops probably agree with them on everything because they're also racist Huntington Beach cops. It's insane.

No, they literally just show up and then go hang out behind the cops while they know that everyone's blowing a gasket. Oh, yeah. And half of them are probably cops themselves. You know what I mean? Bleeding hearts never win because they don't do do it strategically yeah the side that they hate are the people that like have good friends that work for the city yeah they're they have friends

that are cops they have friends that like you know run shit yeah they're part of like an underbelly like a little secret society and yeah they know they can just set you off when they show up. You know they're in the police station like, aren't these guys fucking crazy? Yeah. They're so annoying. Why are they so violent? Just a bunch of Nazis. I know.

The war is literally just like who can get under whose skin and they win every time. Yeah. Yeah. It just is. Oh, man. It's insane. Oh, God. Yeah.

You stopped being political. Kind of. You were very political like five years ago. When did you stop being a Nazi? Like last year. Oh, I stopped being a Nazi like you were very political like five years ago when did you stop being like last year oh i stopped being a nazi like six months ago no uh the uh uh no i've been all over the political spectrum i kind of checked out a little bit i'm kind of trying to get back into it in like a smarter way you know what i mean like i i just i i really loved foreign policy and like shit around the world and stuff but like i don't know man 2016 just like was so fucking jarring

well what are your views now john china go china uh uh china uh no i mean but uh my views now are i mean i have a lot of far right views i have a far left views it's kind of like a healthy mixture okay all right yeah that's good okay i was hoping we were gonna get get a Chinese road in Canada. Oh, yeah. No, they're insects. They're insect people. That's what I was hoping for. Not the ethnicity. I'm talking about the PRC is a hive of bees just doing crazy shit. It's fascinating. The people there are wonderful, but their government is not.

That shit is insane. It makes no sense. Yeah. What are they doing to the Uyghur Muslims? Oh oh they're putting them in camps and shit they're basically creating domestic terrorists it's really fascinating in like 10 years they're like they're like the muslims that want to be black they're a little no no they're like they're a bit we're muslims that malibu's most wanted trying to be black all right they uh no they're like they're like uh so like uh they're muslims from like uh like uh okay i'm probably gonna this is probably completely wrong but this from my understanding is there's like

you know like silk road muslims so you're like muslims that were like way deep deep and they're on the step and like they're like riding horses like kind of like think about think mongolian adjacent maybe and they weren't the best. They aren't the best Muslims culturally. I think they eat pork and drink booze and shit. You know what I mean? But the farther you get away from fucking Mecca, the less dogma they're probably going to follow. So I think that's the reason they haven't gotten as much support

from the Muslim world as you would expect. You think Saudi Arabia or these kind of big Muslim powerhouses would be speaking on behalf of the Uyghur Muslims that are being put in concentration camps in China. But yeah, I think... And also, China wanted to jump on the global war on terrorism and use that as an excuse to put a minority, a religious minority in prison.

That's pretty tight. Yeah, it's fucked up. You literally can't... We don't talk about them at all here. It doesn't exist to us. No, I met a Uyghur Muslim here. This Chinese guy picked up my Uber, and his name was Mohammed. And I was like, are you Uyghur?

And he was like, yeah. And if he was allowed outside the country, obviously he's sucking off the PRC. But I asked him, I was like, so what's going on with you? He's like, it's nothing. Everything's fine. I was like, dude. We're being recorded. It was crazy.

Uyghur sounds like such an insult. What type of camps are they in? Is it really like World War II-y? No, think like Fahrenheit 451. Like very creepy. They're like shitting in buckets and getting beaten and shit. Facial recognition. Like absolute breaking down of the family unit.

You have to have a Han Chinese person living in your home with you. Like you have a sponsor living in your home with you like you have a sponsor living in your home with you you can't get married under your religion you have to get married under under the the government you can't practice your religion you can't read the fucking uh what they call them the quran the quran you can't read the quran if you if you're a weir muslim say like you're a han chinese person and you assault a police officer you're gonna go to jail for a long time but like if you're weir muslim and you assault a police officer, you're going to go to jail for a long time. But if you're a Uyghur Muslim and you assault a police officer, you're getting executed. So, like, yeah.

But everything's facial recognition. Everything's, like, really tightly under control. Yeah, they're just trying to break down the family unit and make more Han Chinese people move there because it's a really strategic area, like, geographically, too. A lot of resources. Interesting.

Have you guys seen these videos of uh people in their teslas because you know teslas have camera like they have like hundreds of cameras on the outside of the car because i don't know if you've been in a tesla but like you could it'll sense like it'll show you like a car next to you or people on the street and shit on the they flash their lights if you go past them or the park yeah yeah they're like robots and shit but like there's these videos of people driving their tesla through cemeteries and a bunch and people showing up on the map like tesla is sensing spirits or something oh play that they're crazy because have you seen those guys and it's kind of legit looking i'm like i mean these people aren't like trying to be like look at this like

there's ghosts but they're just like what the fuck does this what what is the car sensing have you seen those guys hang uh orange flags off the back of their cars and it looks to the tesla senses it as a traffic cone so it stops the automatic driving feature when they get close to their car isn't that sick that's good i want to see that happen but um let me see this people are just like convinced like dude tesla's catches so many fucking ghosts Let me see this. People are just convinced. Like, dude, Tesla's catches so many fucking ghosts in cemeteries. Okay, look at this shit.

Look at the screen. That's creepy. You're driving through an empty cemetery, and the screen, guy up ahead. Save a couple of people here. There's nobody there. It's probably the gravestones, bro. No, no, I don't think that's how it works. You sure? Oh, two. And then there's a guy on a bike. So maybe that guy

died biking. Yeah. And maybe his ghost is bicycling. And the Tesla, I mean, Teslas are like they're going to speak to the dead for us. Yeah. We're going to be using Teslas for like seances and shit. Have you seen, did I show you the Cholo ghost hunter? Where he's like holds his gun at it?

Let's go to that real quick. What was that, guys? It was called like running, hold on. Should I just type in Cholo Ghost Hunter? No, no, no. I sent it to the group chat. Let's see. Look up, his name on Instagram is the ghost foo.

Look up Ghost Runners TV. The Ghost Runners.. The Ghost Runners. Gettysburg Ghost. All in one word. God damn it. Stupid shit. Yeah, it's this. It's been a while, fools.

A dead fool. How come it doesn't fucking come up? A spirit called me ugly? Oh, Ghostrunners TV. Oh, yeah. There it is. It's been a while, fools. This one?

Who's down here? Stranger. Stranger? Stranger? Who's that guy? Yeah, I think he just, like, goes to his uncle's house. And he's just, like, holding... Yeah, these, like, machines, they just, like, go through...

Fake machines. Yeah, they just... They're fake machines. They just go through radio channels and, like, play, like, random words or some shit. Yeah, that thing just makes your iPhone play in an older car. Yeah. It's just some of those tape deck things. He's just like, I'm gonna walk through this haunted

house with an auxiliary cord and I think it's gonna send some shit and then he like puts it up to a speaker and he's like you see and

it's like I'm holding some Dre beats I got this beat pill and we're gonna look for some ghosts he goes like uh he's like yo like and subscribe so i can afford a tesla to find some real ghosts did he did he actually act like the ghost talked to him yeah no all these guys do

no this is probably the biggest like uh i mean i love I love this shit, but, like, I'm well aware this is... You think ghosts are real? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Really? We saw a ghost, bro. That wasn't so funny.

We fucking... What, you think it's some random dude dressed like he's in the 1920s sitting on a bench in the middle of nowhere at night? Probably. Yeah. No, it was fucking... It was in LA. So scary.

If we followed that guy home, he'd go and he'd be alive. He'd be a guy. He's out there today. He's eating a poke bowl right now. He's that fucking sweet green. Yeah, I don't know. I just think this is a crazy, weird industry that popped up in the last 20 years. Sounds like you guys just saw a hipster.

He was weird. It was weird. It was a creepy old man. It was a weird, creepy old dude in the middle of nowhere at night. I don't know. I don't really build that one. I don't know about ghosts. It was a weird creepy old dude in the middle of nowhere at night. But I don't know. I don't really build that one. I don't know about ghosts. I'm not really sure.

Spooky stuff. Never give up. The Tesla shit's weird as fuck, though, dude. I kind of believe it after this. I just like to believe in spirituality. They don't do this. Say you went to an empty field. They wouldn't do this? You don't think it's the gravestones?

No, I don't think so. You don't think it's like... There's a million of these. Because some gravestones have like statues that look like people on them. You don't think it's like... There's a million of these. Because some gravestones have statues that look like people on them. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's a lot of... These are walking.

These people are walking and moving and sensing them. The one on the bike was weird. But then this is weird because it's like, okay, so you're telling me that when you die, if you're buried in a cemetery, all you do is wander around the cemetery every day? That would suck ass. It's like a terrible life. Waiting for a Tesla to spot you? Sucks ass.

Yeah. What a shitty dead life. Look, too. And the people in the car are completely convinced. Like, yep, there's a lot of spirits around here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, this cemetery is full of spirits. Spirit up ahead.

Spirit crossing. There's a spirit in the northeast corner of the cemetery. Ooh, that's a hot spirit right over there. Let me try it again. Ooh, that spirit got a fatty. You think that spirit will blow me? Look at that spirit's fat ass. He's leaning out the window looking at his spirit.

I did the video in slow motion so you could see the guy. Look at that. There's like a motorbike. There's a guy on a motorcycle. Guy on a motorcycle. It's sensing. Crazy. Yeah, the ghost. The guy on a motorcycle. It's sensing. Crazy. The ghost is like, it's Ghost Rider.

It's Nicolas Cage. He's like, ah! Yes. Right? Yes. He's the ghost of Mad Max up ahead. And there's a lot of activity. I mean, these people are listening to Imagine Dragons,

so they're obviously slightly mentally handicapped. I was listening to a Chevy Tahoe commercial music. A lot of different spirits in this area. I love people that are convinced it's a fact of life. Yeah, they're ghosts. Whatever they're into. There's a ton in Orlando, Florida, apparently. I don't know what the motorcycle's purging.

Yeah, that one makes me think it's more of a glitch Yeah that's the thing This one's on a motorcycle and that makes it more real Military veterans Two dogs It's showing dogs You know the dude who ran all those people over Really could have used this as an excuse

I thought they were spirits Yeah the veterans. Like on the screen it just pops up like it's a Nazi. Right up here somewhere. Why would a ghost walk a dog? Yeah, imagine being a ghost. You still have to do

mundane. You're like, I gotta pick up my dog's shit. I'm a fucking ghost. My ghost dog still have to do mundane. You're like, I gotta pick up my dog's shit. There's a ghost doing his laundry. I'm a fucking ghost. My ghost dog's shit in the house again. God damn it. Yeah, ghost is doing the dishes.

It's a hawk. It's a hawk, dumbass. What does it show? On the screen, retard. There's Matt Barnes. It's going crazy again.

It's going crazy. A lot of spirits. A whole lot of spirits in Orlando. I mean... I don't know Orlando. This looks like a southern plantation-y. I mean, Orlando's like the south. This is just all overdoses.

Yeah. This is the Narcan section. That ghost is nodding out right there. It's doing the dope feeling. Babe, someone just walked out in front of the car. Oh, babe, we just killed a ghost. All right. You guys get it.

It's pretty crazy, though, right? It's weird. It's crazy. It's crazy, fool. It's ghost. This shit is fucking crazy. He's barely literally. He's like basically crazy.

John Bosco. Did you say John Bosco? John Bosco. John Bosco. Yeah, Franklin. You want to watch Tesla act like that? I saw a ghost at the Beverly Center. I've seen Teslas that have been fucking up.

Did you see that video today of the Tesla? It just went. The car just wouldn't brake. It started going 100 miles per hour and hit a bunch of bikers and shit. Well, at least it hit bikers. Play it. Is it horrific?

Tesla autopilot versus idiots in car. Hell yeah, dude. This week we've lined up 15 videos. I fucking love idiots in cars. Idiots in cars compilations. I love a good Tesla. I love a good Tesla. I love a good comp. As are all the videos in this series.

If we didn't believe the submitters, we wouldn't include their clips in this video. We've numbered the clips. Let's get past this guy's enormous voice. Merged in front of them. Oh, God. The car had autopilot set to 70 miles per hour. When the Lexus merged, the driver clearly accelerated at moving faster than the Tesla's constant speed. Traffic slowed

down up ahead, but the Lexus didn't. It doesn't look like the driver even hit the brakes until just before he slammed into a black car. I think I know where this is going. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck. Damn, that car got fucked. So, Yvonne took over and applied the brakes.

He doesn't think Autopilot had a chance to react as the accident was too far in the distance. Everyone involved was shaken up, but miraculously, nobody was hurt. Isn't the point of the Autopilot so they would react in situations like that? That's what I thought. Isn't that like the Autopilot didn't have time to react

and it's like, well, that's a really shitty fucking Autopilot. Yeah, Autopilot. Service patrol arrived minutes later. Yvonne and his friend clearly didn't break. Along with the clip, he sent us these epic pictures of the Tesla Roadster that was displayed. Epic pictures. Teslas look like they just like they like leave like in the middle of the night, like while you're sleeping, they go kill like homeless people.

Edmonton, Alberta. Like they look like they have a button inside of them where it's just like, kill poor people. Patrick Bateman mode. Yeah, Patrick Bateman mode. It just drives through alleyways just stabbing homeless people. You and me, we're not the same. You smell like shit. You smell like shit.

Yeah, you smell like shit. Clean your pussy. The Tesla tells a hooker to clean. The Tesla just pulls up next to Holmes guys and goes, you know you're a fucking loser. He admits that he took his eyes off the road for a second to look at the Tesla's screen. While doing so, he was seeing this. So what is the point of autopilot if there's fucking accidents because the guy's not paying attention? Yeah, what the fuck's going on?

I thought you don't have to pay attention. Roll who was approaching the pedestrian crossing. Luckily, autopilot was paying attention and stopped the car just in time as the girl started to cross the road. That doesn't look like it was stopped just in time. No. That looks like. The girl looked impressed and thanked him for stopping. Yeah, no. started to cross the road. No. No. Yeah, no.

No, she was like, hey, thanks, Tesla-driving scumbag. Look at her. She's like, okay, psychopath. Okay, sicko. Yeah, she's thanking the autopilot. She knows what autopilot is in a Tesla. Is this guy playing this music? It's like Western Showdown music.

Some vehicles that were in front of them stopped abruptly, causing Brian and at least two other drivers behind him to also slam on their brakes. Brian says it was crazy that when he went to smash the brake pedal, he discovered... Brian had to go to a showdown at high noon. He had his big iron on him, and Sneaky Pete was on the other end of town. Twelve paces later, he died. It was the autopilot at the OK Corral. ...had engaged automatic emergency braking.

All Brian had to do was make smoke... All right, read that. Oh, dude. Oh, he did a deer. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Oh, I missed it? No warning chimes and no automatic braking was applied. John took over for Autopilot as soon as he could react,

but he was way past the deer by that point. Did Autopilot anticipate that the deer wasn't a threat and decide not to do anything? Or did it simply not notice the deer? Leave a comment with your opinion. I think it didn't notice the deer. The mysteries of life. Leave a comment....inc. The mysteries of life.

Where autopilot reacted differently. This video is from Bill who was driving north on I-33. Autopilot picked up a hooker for us. Autopilot likes picking up lot lizards. Here's a video where autopilot rapes this guy's girlfriend. Autopilot cocked us some crank and a $5 hooker and have a great night at a Motel 6.

While the driver fell asleep, autopilot fingered his girlfriend. Now, was that John fingering his girlfriend or the autopilot fingering his girlfriend? We'll never know. Leave a comment. Let us know what you think. Deer decided to run across the highway.

Yeah, this is lot lizard music now. This time the accident. It's lot lizard music or it the accident it's it's a lot lizard music or it's like mark maron's new podcast wasn't avoided we're in the cat ranch oh shit autopilot detected the deer it engaged the automatic emergency braking and tried to swerve to the right bill's grateful it did or the car would have hit the deer straight on due to autopilot's evasive maneuvers the deer was hit by the driver's side fender instead. Bill called 911, and a sheriff's deputy arrived.

Bill was able to drive the Tesla home, even with the damage. Fucking deer. Fuck deer. That sucks ass. Also, how shitty are Teslas? That looks like a pretty weak car. No, deers will fuck up your car. I know when they go through your windshield, they'll fucking kill you.

They'll, like, fuck up your engine and shit. Yeah. No, deers will fuck up your car. I know when they go through your windshield, they'll fucking kill you. They'll like fuck up your engine and shit. Yeah. Yeah, it's like 200 pounds. And do you have, are the deers like covered by, are they insured? I don't think so, bro.

Is there insurance? Are the deers insured? Oh, the deers are insured, yeah. You get out of the car, you walk up to a deer, it's like squirming. I hope you have insurance. You're like,

I hope you have insurance, you motherfucker. You start taking pictures. You take pictures of the dead deer. Where's your driver's license? Trying to rifle through its fucking wallet. He was just like sifting through its intestines. He contacted his insurance company. Bill is fully insured and the company is covering the cost of repairs, which is estimated to be about $12,000.

Who cares? This is not what I give a fuck about in this video. Why does this guy use his full name? He's talking about the aftermath. He's like, don't you guys worry. This random guy is insured. Bill then had meatloaf that night with his wife. Before he noticed anything amiss.

Anything amiss? Shut up. And he was able to take a piece of action as a result. He knew he didn't have enough room or time to break, so instead he had to swerve around the Jeep. He says that the low center of gravity, the warnings from autopilot, and the sports steering mode

saved his car, his friend, and himself. Yeah, he probably would have died. Chris was driving his Model 3 when he came across an out-of-order traffic light in downtown Cleveland, Ohio. Most people were correctly treating it like a four-way stop. The music sounds like it's like a guy's about to introduce like treating it like a four-way stop. The music sounds like

it's like a guy's about to introduce like ribs on like a Netflix cooking show. Yeah, new Stubbs barbecue sauce. The Tesla autopilot feature has a blooming onion

available. He's using an aftermarket dash cam. He's been having issues with the built-in Tesla cam, so he keeps another camera running just in case.

Damn, it looks like these cars suck ass. Yeah yeah Tesla's kind of seemed like hot shit when it was his turn to go he started to proceed through the intersection car flew through at a full 40 miles per hour the driver next to him saw them coming and reacted but Chris had no idea what was happening damn damn pretty good Tesla autopilot holy wow and this is why we have a dash cam

those people they can afford a Tesla that's why we got a dash cam they're not that hard to get kicked in and saved him he tells us he wasn't used to alright we get it returned the thing about teslas that's really stupid about them is that everything

is through that thing the screen you can't even like a knob is very helpful yeah yeah don't like like this modernization of cars stop don't get rid of knobs yeah knobs kick ass yes you can't change your air conditioning vents you have to go into the thing Stop. Don't get rid of knobs. Knobs kick ass.

You can't change your air conditioning vents. You have to go into the thing and do it manually and move your finger. I want it a little to the left, a little to the right. You can't just move the thing real quick. It's like a punch the screen really hard. Just disable somebody's Tesla. I think that is the thing.

You're driving an iPhone. That's insane. If you're approaching an emergency and that's insane that's insane yeah and like if you if you're like approaching like an emergency and there's like i need the emergency brake like something's going on with the car and it won't stop you can't just pull something you have to go into the software shut the fuck up you have to like go into your set i think so i heard it doesn't have like handles on the inside of the doors what's no you press a button and the door opens yeah what happens if you're underwater i need you to open the door or some shit you what happens if you're underwater and you need to open

the door or some shit? You have to break the glass or something. But you can't break it because it's unbreakable glass. It's bulletproof glass. Yeah, they're the most overrated car. Ted Kennedy wishes he had a fucking Tesla.

Yeah. Yeah, a chapacwitic would never have happened. Thank God for my auto. I stand before you today to thank autopilot. And the great work going on at Tesla,

Elon Musk. Oh, boy. John, you got anything to plug? Oh, yeah. What's the plug? What's the plug? Gutter Oil's coming out Tuesday. What's gutter oil my new podcast really yeah we got a podcast and then uh we got a guy on that's gonna come on

you have like a who's we me and my uh my producer you have an interview with like oh we got no no no no no we got a remember the eat the poopoo guy. Kind of. Yeah. What did he say? He's a Ugandan anti-homophobe. He's like a homophobic preacher from Uganda. Oh, I got him. Really? I got him.

Let's see. What does he talk about? Dr. Pass. I mean, look up. Look up. Are you gay right now on YouTube? Just look up. Why are you gay?

Oh, I've seen that. You have that guy? I have that guy. Dude. Yeah, dude. Fuck you. I got that guy. I got like five other guys. You should show him bros

what's that it's that gay movie with billy eichner oh yeah yeah yeah watch him watch it yeah what do you think of this but yeah we're gonna call i'm gonna have a call with him soon these people are surprisingly easy to like fucking meet i just like went on his twitter and he has his whatsapp number and i just like texted him i was like what's up dude yeah people make sense so yeah look at that we got an ex warlord from liberia remember chrissy martin said she would have done our podcast yeah the lady from the female boxer yeah yeah the netflix thing and then i i was like yeah i wanted to do it and then after like a couple weeks i was like i don't even care about yeah i'm over it do that with every i sent her like a super like like a big message

really it was like super inspirational me and all my friends can't get over how amazing you are. This and that. She was like, yeah, let me know when to do it. Then like a couple of weeks went by. And then I was like, what did she even do again? Just everything's so fleeting. I know. You watch like the greatest documentary of all time.

And you're like, that's incredible. And in a week, you've completely, it's erased from your memory. And you're like, what do you do? What was that about? I know. Yeah. Same thing happened with Kenny Anderson's son. That's right. Yeah. We were just like, dude, former basketball player. I know. Yeah. Same thing happened with Kenny Anderson's son. That's right.

Yeah. We're just like, dude, former basketball player. I loved Kenny Anderson. Amazing handles his son. Like I met him. Yeah. We come on and we're like, yeah, I don't care. Yeah.

I just don't really care about other people. Yeah. Yeah. I did this to have fun with my friends. Not like be like, make a friend live. Yeah. That I don't know. It's very awkward to just like be like, so we're friends.

This is the first time we're meeting turn the kit record yeah you got to catch them in that window yeah this is how you meet people yeah your your thing's different you're like interviewing a guy for a specific reason but to just come hang out and i'd love shit like that i have no idea what to say i'm just like you hate gays what's that like what's it like in uganda like ruining people's lives stunning endorsement for guttural i don't even know what i'm gonna do yeah i'm just gonna What's that like? What's it like in Uganda? Ruining people's lives. Stunning endorsement for Gutterall. I don't even know what I'm going to do. It's a good name.

I have a lot of African interviews. I have a fucking... The guy makes all his Ugandan movies. Those crazy trailers and shit. Who killed... It's called Wakaliwood. He's like the Scorsese of Uganda. I hit him up. He's cool too.

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