Hate Watch with Devan Costa - KIA BOYS

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

Devan talks about the chemical explosion in Ohio and then we turn our sights to the epidemic of young men called "Kia Boys" stealing Kia's all throughout America Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Join the Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/hatewatchpod/ Available on all platforms. Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow the pod on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Hate_watch_pod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hatewatchpod/

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. You've always got cum on yourself.

It's sugar. You just spilled coffee all over the mics, huh? I like how you get the cummiest drink. You literally fucking... This is the sweet cream Colbert. Yeah, that's what the ladies in Big Little Lies drink. John, stand up and show your cummy pants. I bet you know all about what the ladies in Big Little Lies drink.

Yeah, because I fuck women. I fuck hot milfs in Monterey. No, you don't. You're the one that took you like 30 minutes to get here because you had to get prepped. How about this, Devin? Do you like a big little cock? Would you like that?

You can't really see it. I don't think you can see it. You're showing us jizz stains on your pants. From work? It's just sugar, dude. There's always some excuse. Sure, it's just sugar. Devin's been on the homo offense for a minute.

That's because I'm really sick of you. It's kind of like, you know, you know when the french put up a fight against the germans in world war ii no nobody no one knows that it's gay most people know that's gay i know devon thought that a grave for the memorial of world war ii memorial was a baby's grave could you explain what happened what are we talking talking about? All my Nazi ancestors, they have like a fucking Good way. Sean's like, I'm going to set myself up really well here. No, no, no. So Devin's such a retard.

So me and my Nazi ancestors, we were all There's like a memorial to all my ancestors that died in World War II for the Germans. They got fucked to death, right? They got fucked to death. But it was like 1939 to 1945 in World War II over the Germans. They got fucked to death, right? They got fucked to death. No, there was, but it was like 19,

it was like 1939 to 1945 and like I sent it to the group chat thinking it's hilarious and Devin's like, what, the baby only lived for six years? Yeah, Devin thought that there was

a six-year-old Nazi that they were commemorating. Yeah, I think they did. I wanted to go against John, but that was quite funny. It was one of the funniest I've ever seen. I don't remember this at all.

How dare you? We all just forget each other's gaffes. You guys see what's going on in Ohio? This train full of chemicals blew up. No. And it's fucking up the whole... It's called East Palestine, which is kind of funny. That sounds like something like a John Steinbeck thing.

What? I think of East of Eden. That's why. Yeah, well there was no relation there. Shut up. Get to the fucking story. Pick it up, John. God, fuck you. You fucking otter. I love making you uncomfortable. I'm not doing it anymore. You fucking nervous bear. You fucking loser. I'm not nervous.

I'm not nervous. I'm fine. I got my fucking coffee. I'm chilling. Like fucking Paddington over there so in ohio like some like chemical train blew up and there's a massive plume cloud i didn't i didn't pull it up we could look at it in the water table or where it's kill everyone's chickens are dying their cats are getting sick and the news keeps telling people it's like totally fine and like don't worry about it the water is drinkable it's like there's like aaron brock of it shit in the water they're all turned into julia roberts here hold on they got big juicy milk they got yeah it's making everyone and all yeah did julia roberts

have big tits in aaron brock of it they gave her like some weird like a push-up bra yeah everyone is really worried that their uh kid in oh Ohio is going to turn into LeBron. This couple saw dead fish in this creek that you're looking at. Oh, God. They're deciding to not take any chances. Oh, there was hundreds. Russell Murphy is referring to the fish. Now, belly up in Leslie Run. Yes.

He and his wife noticed them last night. It's a national crisis, and they're not talking about it at all. Because they're just like, they're being paid off. The lawyers and shit are just fighting it. No, no, no. It's fine. No one's leaving town. It's Michael Clayton.

I also like how the anchor was like, and the locals are not going to take a chance on the water. And then it cuts to a guy going like, yeah, there was hundreds of dead fish. Hundreds of dead fish. He's being very conservative. She puts an oxygen mask on right after. The reporter's like questioning them.

They're being like, hey, they're being kind of silly. They're not taking chances. Typical dumb Ohioans. Jesus, dude. It's crazy. 48 hours after the fiery derailment, five miles away. It looks like a nuclear explosion. This is huge, huge environmental effects.

That's now one of many concerns the EPA now faces. The impact of the fish, yes, there was an impact of those. However, the levels as we have seen it are protective to groundwater. We are aware there are some wells along that, residential wells. Environmental cleanup crews were at and actually in that water today. So are these booms which are used to catch and stop

anything that shouldn't be flowing here or into water wells, which Murphy uses for just about everything. Dude, it's in the fucking ground. What are they going to pick up? They got to tell everyone to leave. They just don't want the fucking ground. How are they going to, what are they going to pick up? They got to tell everyone to leave.

They just don't want to do it, but everyone's going to die. It's going to be really bad. Everyone's getting sick. It's the last, Ohio is the last of us. It's the last of us out there. Do we know what the chemicals are?

Your dad is now a fucking, is a portobello. Your dad is now a fucking oyster mushroom oh yeah that's what's going on i got weird spindly things coming out of their mouth i've been really into uh i've been watching a lot of zombie shit lately because of the last of us i walked in you're watching walking i went back to the walking dead which is by the way still a better show than the last of us the first two seasons at least i gotta re-watch it it's a little better i don't last of us is good but it's very dry and it feels like you're just watching a reenactment of video game scenes and pedro pascal is the most boring man on earth

dude he's like a straight up like femme dude like he's gay john like really has a problem with how gay pedro pascal it's like it's like it's like we were watching a bunch of like interviews of him on variety and john's like he's fucking gay dude it just comes from a place of john listen no you don't like van morrison like he like sings about like going to county fairs and shit but he's from like ireland yeah he's like a blue-eyed so it's like pedro pascal is wearing like pink sweaters and he's talking like this and he's very femme and then he like goes on tv and he's like hey how you doing you better be good yeah yeah he's like a tough guy he's so fucking boring yeah he's really boring the last of us it's about pedro pascal uh and andrew callahan surviving the apocalypse that little girl and she keeps uh he she keeps dming uh zombies underage zombies yeah getting them in

trouble yeah i didn't in hindsight i thought that third episode was like good but in hindsight the gay one yeah it was kind of a. It was only considered the best episode in television history because it was gay. No, that wasn't. I have to say, I thought it was good. Yeah, it was good. But if it was a man or a woman, you'd think it was like a normal, corny episode of TV. If it was a man and a woman, it wouldn't make any sense because a woman would never be that

cool in an apocalyptic situation. If it was a man and a woman, he would have killed himself the day he took her in. Yeah, exactly. Any chick, when the world's ending, they're never going to have a good time. It would have been like, oh, there's a beautiful woman stumbling towards my home and I'm a doomsdayer.

I should take her in. And then three hours later, he's like, I cleaned the sink! Shut up! It's just him booting her out the front door. He's kicking her out the front door. He's like, I cleaned the sink! Shut up! It's just him booting her out the front door. He's kicking her out the front door. He's like, you're worse than the zombies! You just see his boot and her flying out. Animaniacs.

He's like, my life is literally better with zombies! Yeah, there was some cool stuff in it, but that was the poor socks. It's fine! The show is good. We have nothing else right now. It's not a bad show. I'm'm just saying it's like being completely overhyped because we have nothing i know which is a common symptom lately of tv and movies we all just keep pretending the it's like no one's ever seen anything before no every it's like you go on twitter and just you talk to people

and it's like have you seen anything made beyond the last six months in human history? We were talking about this last night. We were like, we're like, where does all the Marvel's over? And it's like, oh, that's the end of movies. Like there's no movies. There's a new Ant-Man every Friday. Yeah. It's like, it's like, but where does all the money that was every month?

There was a new like $2 billion movie coming out. And it's like, where does that money go? And why don't they put that towards a new idea? That money's in Ukraine, buddy. Oh, the big movie we got that's the day all the hollywood's just like just the ukraine war is is is the big movie i can't wait for 15 years from now when a ukrainian zolensky is a fucking i bet he has a sag card dude there's these two polish guys came into the bar the other day and they were like i'm we're from poland we're helping you guys fight russia and i wanted to fucking throw a drink in their face and kick them out.

We're helping you fight Russia? We're helping you, cocksucker. We're helping you and we don't want to retard. Enough of this trying to fucking pretend like you're in World War II and we're stopping this evil. Shut up. When does Poland help anybody?

God. This fake like we all have a big common enemy. I don't care about you. I don't care about Warsaw. I don't care about Krakow. I don't fuck off. Enough. Yeah.

God damn that. This fake fucking war that we're in. It's the worst. It's a proxy war. Oh, it's Israel too. It's literally fucking, we're just dumping money into another country. Yeah. It's insane. It's a wild wild wild dumb thing you know i hate it it's it's like uh it's so

stupid it's really it's really unfortunate and uh the worst thing is is like i'm not a big fan of russia you know what i mean no i don't care they're awful too but i don't care about them it's their thing we didn't do it it's obviously this is obviously like you know but we orchestrated this whole thing having his kid do all that shit out there and then this just naturally happened it's all very suspicious i don't you know whatever you know just go down a two-hour rabbit hour rabbit hole enough of them and fuck Paul yeah we're helping you guys this isn't 1943 okay

we're not like eating cabbage soup in an attic all like with each other hell yeah kidding me thank you I'd give him a free beer like suck me off dude the Ukraineraine flag is just the new like i got my pfizer shot yeah why aren't you over there fighting yeah that's my

whenever i run into like ukrainians here like go back did you guys see the earthquake in turkey dude that was scary shit it's really bad how many people have died i don't know do we have footage i don't know if they have foot they never get footage of the earthquake because you know you can't everyone's you can't you don't know what's coming footage. They never get footage of the earthquake because you know you can't everyone's shaking. You don't know what's coming. It's God. There has to be like surveillance stuff. No I saw footage of the earthquake it was scary as fuck. Oh really? Yeah it was this guy on a roof and like all the

it's like dude yeah look let me see if you pull the thing up. Here we go. The latest on the earthquake but nearly a week after the disaster survivors are still being buried. Looks like where's Waldo? World News Tonight anchor David Muir is live in Turkey with more on these remarkable rescues. Good morning, David.

It's just a big vaccine side effect. Vaccine injury. Turkey, 3,000 people at once suffered vaccine side effects. Is it 3,000? No, 22,000 killed. Dude, that's a fucking... That's crazy. Holy shit, I had no idea. I thought it was like 3,000. I That's a fucking... Holy shit.

I had no idea. I thought it was like 3,000. Dude, I haven't heard about this. Because they don't talk about it. I had no clue. 22,000 fucking people. It's Turkey, that's why. They're making shit out of mud. Now to Ross from Friends. This is

Cenk Uygur's country. Yeah. The Young Turks. I mean, like, Turkey's like a modern kind of, it's a very secular.

I'm Turkish, I think. Somebody told me I have Turkish blood in me. Yeah, you probably have Turkish blood in you if you're Lebanese. That was just constantly claiming

every race. I am. I have Turkey in me, too. I'm sure you do. You can say whatever you want these days. I know. Do any Greek in you?

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Add it to the list. Rack them up to say anything, too? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Add it to the list. Rack them up. I'll just throw them in there. Rack them up. He's going to have some Armenian in him later in Glendale. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If they get on me about my Armenian jokes, I'm Armenian. We're talking about a... That's how it works, retards. What'd you say? We're talking about you getting fucked by an Armenian. Why? You missed the whole thing. You just went, foo.

Keep playing the video. Good morning, and we are witnessing at this... By the way, real quick. Mm-hmm. I hate you. ...or an unimaginable and heartbreaking scene unfolding here behind me. That could be 2000, dude. That's crazy.

And it's a real wicked game playing down in Turkey. That's a lot of 9-11s. This used to be a 17-story apartment building. Yeah, dude. That's like... It's something, sadly... Almost 10 9-11s. This used to be a 17-story apartment building. Yeah, dude. That's like almost 10 9-11s. This isn't even funny, guys. No, this isn't funny. We sent a bunch of L.A. firefighters down there.

I don't want to do that. I could talk shit about turds. I would like to watch the footage and do it and watch it and be solemn about it. But not on this. I mean, it's not funny. It's just not funny. I want to see it. We'll show the gun.

22,000 fucking people Oh shit dog Fuck me bro Get out of there Fuck What the fuck they doing dude That was a leisurely pace for that It was like Speed walking

I saw a video of a guy on a roof And he caught it before the main shock Yeah This is what happens when you're boosted. That looks like a controlled demolition to me. Wait, it is funny. The guy that can't take anything seriously. He's a controlled demolition.

I was robbed. Demolition to me. Earthquakes don't melt steel beans, retard. So did you know if your leg gets crushed in an earthquake? No, you do, though. Your leg's crushed every night under the weight of thousands of men. Okay, so if your leg gets crushed in an earthquake and then it sits there for more than four hours,

if they take the weight off of your leg, your blood basically goes is poisonous underneath the pressure the pinch why does it turn poison it like goes sept it's a rotting your your flesh is like rotting so like what happens is if they actually take the fucking weight off of you all that poison blood will shoot back in your heart and can kill you like instantly poison from what from like so say your legs rotting underneath a pin four hours your legs can start rotting after four hours? No, John, this is nonsense.

I literally watched a video on this. So your blood turns rotten and then when they lift up the beam, your blood goes into your heart? John saw signs. Remember signs? Yeah. I've never seen signs. Enough of your Mel Gibson signs.

I watched a guy on YouTube explain how to survive earthquakes. Who? He was like a paramedic. He was talking about stopping. Paramedics get paid like $40,000 a year. No, they make like six figures. Paramedics are retards. Paramedics?

No, you're thinking of EMTs, dog. Oh, those are the slaves. Those are the idiots? The EMTs are the slaves. EMTs are slaves. The paramedic drives it. They're slaves. They're slaves.

They're health slaves. Those are the slaves. The MTs are slaves. The paramedic drives it. They're slaves. They're slaves. They're health slaves. Those are the slaves. The slave class of the medical world. What are the paramedics? Is that the guy driving it? Yeah, the paramedics are like the firefighters. Those are the guys who, they go through like intensive training

and they make like six figures a year. They're the guys who drive around with the fire trucks. Yeah. But yeah, they, yeah, it's like called something. It's like your poison bullet can shoot in your heart and kill you instantly, pretty much.

I would bet almost my life that this is nonsense. Sounds fake. How much do you want to bet? So your blood goes rotten that bad? Four hours of being under a thing? I think it could start after four hours. I don't get that. Hasn't there been stories of people that have been trapped

and then they escape? No, because they do. All I'm saying is they have to be very careful when removing a body that's been trapped and then they escape. No, because they do, they like, they will, all I'm saying is they have to be very careful when removing a body that's been pinned under pressure because it could kill you. Not because of poison.

I think it's because the pressure of the object on you is sealing the wound from bleeding out. Yeah, isn't it because of bleeding out? That's what I thought. It's like pulling a knife

against a fucking body. Exactly, yeah. You're not supposed to pull it out, actually. Yeah. There's no way he's going to find the nerve. You're looking it up. You should do this before you say the thing.

Yeah. Why don't you come correct? Why don't you stop coming on men? Let's see. Let's see. He's exiting out of fucking Craigslist. Men for men. I'll figure it men for men i'll figure it out later i'll figure it out later you'll figure it out later i look at earthquake you'll figure it out later sorry your life story of your age pretty much story of your age oh man okay um oh i i told joe okay sorry what i told joey earlier but i saw that like buck angel

has a youtube channel yeah and he's like anti-trans oh because he did it right because he looks super manly he's a dude he like did it yeah he's angry well there's a whole thing in the trans community it's like i think it's like no i think it's like, No, I think it's smarter than that. It's the sexy ones versus the ones that just haven't, they're the, the, the fixer uppers. The sexy ones versus There's the ones

that are like perfect and then there's the fixer uppers and the sexy ones start getting like an ego. It's like, it's like your friend that makes money first

and he starts acting a little different. Well, he's like, Those trans people have a war against the fixer uppers. I'm sure. Or the,

I think the fixer uppers have a war against the sexers. There's a I'm sure. Or I think the fixer-uppers have a war against the fixer-uppers. There's a lot of trans people where they just shave their beard and they're like, yeah, I got the surgery. Well, Buck Angel apparently. Give me all the rights. Let me go into the women's YMCA. Listen, I shaved. I'm a goddamn woman. You know, that shit's wild, dude.

But apparently he has a YouTube channel where he's talking about how kids shouldn't be transitioning. And he's like, Buck? Buck. Buck's out there. Oh, no. Not Buck. Buck. He's a transphobe?

No. I don't know if he's so much a transphobe as he's just like, be careful giving kids estrogen pills. Oh, he's just being a little... He's just being like... Logical? Logical and common sense. Rational man.

It's only the last thing. A rational man. He's a rational guy. Oh, he turned into what they hate him a real man this is what trans people don't get it's like

don't you hate men you want to turn into a man you want to become the most hated you want to be a white man why would you want to turn into a white man in America

we're hated the final step of the transition is becoming logical the final step of the transition is you start making sense you're like okay is becoming logical. The final step of the transition is you start making sense. Oh, God. That's great. Good job.

This video is absolutely hilarious. You know there's this whole theme going on now on the internet where it's these usually white guys going into the hood for TikTok views, and they try and do things where they're like, we're going to hand out money, man.

We're just going to hand out money. They just go up to old people and they go, you're amazing, man, and they hand them like 500 bucks. Yeah, I've seen this. So this guy was trying to do that somewhere in the hood, and it goes horribly awry, and it's very funny. Let's check it out. John showed me this actually.

This video kicks ass. This is what happens when you interrupt an ecosystem. How you doing? You guys look cold out here. You want some food or something to drink? You do? Thank you, bro. I got you some coffee and I got some food in here for you.

Okay, thank you. What's your name? I have to expect this guy to start going, here you go, little guy. Here you go. Yeah, little guy. Well, here you go, little guy. Here you go. Yeah, little guy. Well, here you go, buddy. Here you go, guys.

Got some food for you. What's it like being black? Hey, guys. What's sickle cell anemia like? Shorty? Yes, sir. I'm Josh. Nice to meet you.

Hey, I'm Colin. You got a penny? I know, you got a penny. And it just starts. Oh, yeah. Can I get the... What city is this? I don't know. It looks like it's got. Oh, yeah. What city is this? I don't know.

It looks like it's got to be... Chicago. It could be anywhere in the Midwest. Anywhere in the Midwest. It's snowing. They got Hortons. That might be Canada. It's probably like Toronto.

No. No, I think it's like Midwest. I thought Hortons was Canada. Tim Hortons. Tim Hortons is like Midwest, I think, too. I don't know.ortons was Canada. Tim Hortons. Tim Hortons is like Midwest, I think, too. I don't know. No? I've seen Tim Hortons out here.

Bro, this could be Toronto. I don't fucking know. Whatever. Who cares? My guess is Toronto. It's always good to know the city, but go on. I thought black people in Toronto. I need coordinates.

I don't think it's Canada. Go on. Man, all that coffee is shit. So this lady just starts taking advantage of it. You need a hotel? Leave that man alone, man. Get out of the face. That guy rocks.

Get the f*** on. Keep feeding my mother. Hey, guys, I'm just trying. Okay, so. I just want some views, man. You guys got to relax. This man goes in. He gives food.

views, man. You guys gotta relax. This man goes in. He gives food and then the rest of the people on the street are accepting his giving presents, whatever. And then a crackhead comes in and starts being very aggressive. Yes, that's setting up the scene. One of the alpha

people there starts... Then he takes one to a liquor store. Yeah, no, but I'm just explaining for people who aren't watching. This is like, so a kind of guy in the group that's accepting the food is like telling the crackhead, like, get out of here. Don't scare him away. He's being nice. Stop scaring him away. Stop asking for a hotel room. He's just giving food out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, I'll give you

40 in the back! I'm not a f***ing crackhead! I'm not a f***ing crackhead! Can I have a hug, man? Now the guy that's defending him is like, get the f*** away from me, bro. Yeah, it rocks. Can you take me and give me something to eat?

I can get you some food. He homo checks. So now he takes this insane crackhead into a store. Which is no bueno. And havoc ensues. He's not thinking. He thinks he could just take crackheads in a store. He's not considering that the store has an owner that doesn't want crackheads in it.

I've been guilty. I've probably just kicked this guy out a in it. I've been guilty of this. You've been guilty of this with me. We're not filming it for views. We're just genuine retards trying to help crackheads. We're just like, yeah, we'll invite a homeless guy into a bar

and start buying him shots and the whole place now stinks like piss. I like feeding crackheads and giving them drinks. Well, I do. It makes them more powerful. It's like a Chia Pet. It's like watering a Chia Pet.

They start doing more crack. It's the drunk man's version of a Chia Pet. Yeah. You go up to a crackhead and you go, what do you want? You want some Doritos? And they go, meh. The other issue. I mean, they're white.

I'm kidding. Yeah, no. The other issue with this mean, they're white, too. I'm kidding. Yeah, no. The other issue with this is that... Fuck! Definitely look at Dingo's. They're white, too. You get in a bad habit of, like, you know, you watch hood videos and you just...

The security at these places, too, probably wouldn't let these guys in. But as soon as they come in with a white guy, now they're like, all right, we have to. So he's really fucking up the store. He's fucking up the ecosystem. Watch how fucked up it gets. Let's make it. This gets really good.

Let's make this bigger for people. What's that? You good? Yeah, yeah, thank you. This is the best. Watch this big guy. This guy kicks ass. This guy rocks.

He fucking checks him so hard. Excuse me, man. Get the fuck away, man. Move. You see a king coming through? Move to the side. Don't do that. He said move.

I don't trust white folks. Don't do that, though. He ain't do nothing. This is George. I don't buy anything. All right, then buy it. Beat it. He has no idea what he just got himself into. Dude, it's insane. The guy says, I don't trust white folk. And then his response is, I don't blame you. This is the best punishment I could ever imagine for a scumbag like this. Oh, yeah. Trying to exploit poverty for fucking views. Filming himself?

And, you know, these guys, they're giving out, they're just giving out like a couple hundred bucks. You know what they fucking make? What? No, I'm saying,

like, with the views and the ads that they get for their fucking channel, and then they get to pretend like they're helping everybody out by giving them like, I gave them 400 bucks, man.

No, no, no, no. You're using them you're this is this is pt this is barnum and bailey shit yeah you're a fucking piece of shit it's it's a weird kind of a form of violence that can only exist in in in the modern like social media era you know what i mean like it's it's it's really exploitative but everything's gone everything's not so dramatic anymore it's like this thin veil of bullshit like nobody can just like yeah yeah back in the day they would just kick the shit out of homeless people on the street but nowadays it's like no we're just gonna slightly exploit them all the time like back in the day you just get a job you fucking bum like i remember like yeah i remember fucking dude like i would see people say that to bums when i was a kid a job you bum yeah i'd see people say that to bums when I was a kid. Get a job, you bum. Yeah, I'd see people say that. I'd be like, here, guys, get a fucking job. It was acceptable.

Now they go up to them and go, hey, man, will you help me with my job? Can I give you money? Can you smile and hug me? Can you smile and hug me as I give you some fucking Skittles? It's insane. I love that guy's reaction to the fight was to be like, hug me. No, it's okay.

I'm going to defuse it. No, he already did that. He asked the guy to give him a hug to defuse the situation. I'll give you a hug. I'll give you a hug with my switchblade. I brought some food to some people over here. This guy has entered the belly of the beast. This sweet queen.

This sweet queen defending this man. Change your wicked ways. Change your wicked ways. I love the fucking Malcolm X guy in there. These dudes are just like, they're looking at the TikTok. They're like, empty my colostomy bag, motherfucker. They're like,

drink it. Drink the piss. Yeah, I like it when the piss and shit gets all mixed up in there. Drink that shit, you white devil bitch. Oh,

you wanted to come to the hood, huh? You want to see what the hood is like, huh? He takes a huge dump. He's like, give me a hug. He takes a huge dump. He's like, give me a hug.

He takes a huge dump because that wiped my ass, you white bitch. Yeah, you human white septic tank motherfucker. He's like, front to back, cracker. Yeah, you cracker ass septic tank bitch. Suck my dick. I love this. I want it to just cut, and it's three hours later. It's the same day

and he's like on stage with like Jesse Jackson at like a civil rights. Like, like, like fucking this guy. Yeah, the guy that's filming the video.

Little does he know it like just starts with him like, I'm gonna go to the hood and hand out candy. And then it turns into him on stage and Jesse Jackson's like, what are you gonna do

to fix the black community? He's like, oh, I was just trying to film a tiktok in detroit uh i can yep i can get you there my name is josh this woman is like on so much crack he's exploiting people at their lowest. It's insane. The point of camera in this lady's face is so fucked up. This is so fucked up. The woman is being, is she's,

her mouth is moving all sorts of ways. It's her jaw is like, is detaching and then going back into form. It's she's on so much crack. It's, it's crazy that like this guy can't comprehend that. Like, yes,

there is a set hierarchy that's unspoken on the street. And there's a reason that guy's not allowed in that liquor store. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yes. Like he, he doesn't understand the world. He doesn't get it.

They're pawns to him. Yes. They're just pawns to him in a big game. Crack heads are criminals because they can't hold jobs, yet they must exist. They're addicted to something ruining their life that they'll do anything for.

They probably will rape, kill, and steal. They've been kicked out of the store for stealing probably five times, and even if they're not stealing, they're disrupting real customers.

Yes. Because crackheads do crackhead shit. They're scaring away real customers. This guy is ruining a business. Yeah, and it's his fault. Yeah.

He brought him in. He's like, today I'm going to take the lady from Barbarian to 7-Eleven. This crackhead came in. Hey, guys. Today on my TikTok channel, I'm taking the girl from The Ring to A&P. The Blair Witch gets the honey- from the ring to A&P. The Blair Witch gets the honey covered donuts at A&P. Today I'm taking the Blair Witch to get a donut and Krispy Kreme, man. Fuck you, you piece of shit.

Who are you following? You said you're going to help. He can't make sense. I mean, this is chaos. Dude, he's like dunking Doritos into his basket. The people, the crackheads he brought into the store are throwing bags of chips at him and being like, and add that to it, too. And I'll take the red vines. And they're like, and go through the register.

They're like forcing him to like rob the place. That's all I want. Thank you. He's buying that car. Oh, look at this like poor, this like Polak fucking assistant. I was just about to say the Polish guy who owns the fucking liquor store. He's the son of the guy that owns it, obviously. And he's just like, Jesus Christ.

Yeah. The kid is crying. Yeah, he created a scene. I think they're in Kansas City. The kid's got a Kansas City cheese backpack on him. That makes sense. The thing is, is like he entered this situation which caused a fucking like, you know,

dude to be like, I don't trust white people and I hate white people. And then that caused an internal strife within the group where now she's like, well, don't blame him. He's helping people. And now he's just created disorder in the fucking store where there was none before. Yes. He's the sole purpose.

It was a normal day at the liquor store in the hood. It was average. It was fine. A couple guys come in. You go, hey, get out of here. He goes, man, motherfucker, you. And they walk out. And that was it.

And then this guy literally is causing a riot by trying to. He's just out of touch. He's just like, no, come on in. Yeah. Come on in. Yeah, I'm buying stuff. I appreciate it. Hey, he told you to leave.

Hey, y'all gonna kick a homo? Look at the giggle. Yes. You staring at baby. Get this story together, man. As new people keep coming in. Come on. Come on.

Come on. All right, guys. I'm buying stuff. You can't even drive out of me now. I ain't doing shit. Wait. I'm not taking a shit. Yeah, so the fucking. The guy was literally this TikToker in a matter

of three, in three minutes, he recreated Do the Right Thing. Within three minutes! By being an out of touch, spoiled white piece of shit. It's a freezing cold do the right thing. Freezing cold do the right thing.

It's do the right thing if everyone's dick was tiny. Get the f*** out! It's chaos. Yeah. I'm so sorry. He goes, I'm so sorry. Of course he only apologized to the beige people.

He's like, who's the lightest skinned person here? Yeah. Put your drink back. I love how he starts restocking. Yeah, restock. He's like, I don't know what to do. When do you get a job there? Yeah, put it back, shithead.

Scumbag. What a piece of shit. That's literally the equivalent of you go to the poorest area you know and you drive around throwing wads of cash out the window. Which I guarantee there's a video on YouTube of a guy doing that.

Just watch people fight each other and go crazy. And I guarantee that's a thing. The crazy thing is he's doing this over like $14 worth of snacks. It's nuts. Yeah. He's nuts. Yeah. He completely, he completely, he caused insane amounts of chaos. He goes, hi, my name's Josh, and today on the channel, I'm going to ruin 50 people's day with $14. Yeah, that video's wild.

That's a very fascinating video you showed me what we just watched i remember watching it no because there's so many of those where they go quote unquote well but that's the other side is like no no you're a bad fucking person you're not helping out anybody people will come into my bar and then like crackheads will come to my bar and just be crackheads and like this like and then like a older white lady will come to me be like i want to buy him a drink and i'm like i have now just my instant response is i'd rather you not they're pieces of shit like i'd rather you not to somebody getting stabbed three hours yes he's gonna stay here for eight hours he's gonna watch the fucking tv like it's the fucking community room in room and county it's going to watch the fucking TV like it's the fucking community room in County.

It's like feeding the bears. It's like feeding deer or ducks. I tell them to leave because they smell. There was a crackhead came into my bar the other day. All he kept saying was Kyrie Irving got traded to the Mavericks over and over and over again. On a loop. It was the last thing he saw when he was sober. Yes.

He just kept coming up and telling me that. He saw that when he was sober and then he took a big crackhead. You don't know what they're doing. They're walking around. They're trying like are you trying to get behind me like there's what the fuck's going on yeah yeah their joints become yeah like are you trying to fucking stab me yeah yeah yeah start walking on walls and shit i can't tell you how many times this happened dude just be like i'll buy him a drink i'll be like i'll be like a deal becoming back what's the cheapest shot you got and i'm like it's fucking you know eight ten bucks and they're like ah shit and then somebody's like i got it i got it and i'm like no yeah i'd be like i look at them i got no yeah let him go it's insane dude i'll raise this kid

i'll raise this crack baby whoa what the fuck oh we got a little live jasmine you guys seen any of the the kia boys no bro there's an epidemic going on in this country of children on tiktok stealing kias and hyundais they're incredibly easy to steal anti-korean all you got to do is you take off the latch under the steering wheel you dislodge the uh the ignition with a screwdriver you pull it out it's started up by a usb cable for an iphone charger so that all you have to do is bring a screwdriver and a usb cable and you could steal any kia that isn't a push to start or a hyundai that's not a push to start you and you do within like 30 seconds you pull down the whole thing rip the thing off and then put your usb from your iphone uh cable and turn it and it starts up it's an epidemic across the nation i'm not kidding

every single news station in the country has a story of like uh stolen kia or hyundai it's like hundreds hundreds a month check this out it's fucking fascinated the kia boys kick ass i love these kids it's nice to see the kids doing some real work these days. Enough of the shootings and stuff. Have some fun. Ten dozens of cars are stolen in Milwaukee every day. A lot of them, Hondas

and Kias with a major security flaw. By the way, I'm worried about, I want to get a Honda, right? A Honda or a Honda, right? A Honda or a Honda? Honda. Okay. But Honda used to be a very highly stolen car, too. That's because they could soup them up.

I think the new ones maybe are a little less easy to steal, but I don't know, man. I'm afraid. I live in East LA. If I own like a Honda, owning a Honda in East LA, it's like owning a tortilla with Jesus's face on it. Jesus Christ. Every Mexican in town is going to want it. Everyone's like owning a tortilla with Jesus' face on it. Jesus Christ. Everyone's gonna be at my door.

Everyone's gonna be at my door. Hi, it's me. Can I see you? Please let me see you. I want to see you. Jesus Christ. My daughter is sick. Let me just see you. My daughter is sick. Let me just see you. Can I see you, Honda? sick. Let me just see. Can I see your Honda Accord Hybrid Sport?

Let me have it for the America. Please let me see the Honda EXL. Oh, fuck. Please, mi tecmo. Please, mijo. That is so funny. See, it's not racist if it's funny. It was good.

I made you laugh. It was good. That was great. That was good. You're a piece of shit. I'm the most racist guy you know. You are. I don't know why you would say that I made you laugh. It was good. That was great. That was good. You're a piece of shit. I'm the most racist guy you know. You are. I don't know why you would say that, but you are.

You are by far the most racist person I know. Like without a doubt. For sure. Just fucking boom, slam dunk. A lot of times we hang out with people, they leave, they go, man, John's really racist. And I go, yeah, he kind of is. They're like, not even in a funny way. Like, he's actually racist.

They're like, not even in a funny way. He pulled out a actually racist. They go, like, not even in a funny way. He pulled out a skull from his pocket. A skull? He's really into race science, isn't he? Yeah. They go, John pulled out a couple ACLs from his pocket. All that extra bone in the ankle talk from John. That was strange.

Oh, yeah, this shit rocks. All right, here we go. Those stolen Kias and how its owner watched it go viral online. Bruce Harrison live tonight to explain. Bruce. Steve, Shannon, there are a number of impacts on people from these auto thefts. I'd say financial is probably the most obvious, but for others... Oh, shut up. It's a Kia.

...there are impacts you may not have considered. obvious, but for others, there are impacts he may not have considered. For Carol McFarlane, this theft is so much more than paying an insurance Can't you win like a Kia Davin Busters? Yeah, that's stealing a Kia, it shouldn't even be

Grand Theft Auto, it should be like the one thing down. Yeah, it's how your RC car got stolen, are you kidding me? A fucking hamster car. Oh, my Kia got stolen, So what? They stole my Postmates last night too, bitch. Gives a shit.

Octoball. She was Gertie. And she was my party boy. Oh, this lady's, by the way, really, this lady has a weird connection with her Kia Soul.

Oh, did she just say her car was gritty? She has a name for it. She's devastated that they stole her Kia Soul. Her mustard-colored Kia Soul, she's devastated by. It's like the worst thing that's ever happened to stole her Kia Soul. Her mustard-colored Kia Soul, she's devastated by. It's like the worst thing that's ever happened to her in her life.

She acts like her firstborn child has been taken from her. And she's not anymore. Holy shit. Oh, you're going to drive it away. I'm going to drive after that. You're going to have footage of it driving away? You didn't have footage of it being destroyed and driving away? Honey Boo Boo Senior is really sad about this. Her Kia Soul.

It's driving over a hill. Oh, my God. Her prized possession. Her prized possession. She's ramping it off of the yard. Her mustard-stained Kia Soul, which, by the way, was the commercial where they had all the hamsters driving it.

The hip hop hamsters. Very strange ad campaign to be like, get a Kia Soul. Be a rat. Be like the rats. Drive a Kia. McFarlane. Hey, are you a rodent? Is among Milwaukee's nearly 4,000 victims of car theft this year.

Many at the hands of the Kia boy. She's like, took her legs like they popped the tires they popped the tires she's like they took my baby's legs i just love how they're called the kia boys the kia boys yeah doesn't it sound like the teriyaki boys boy Tokyo drift shit fuck yeah I love the Kia boys keep it up kids keep it up they're teens and underage boys yeah you're damn right they're teens he has a joyride dude whoa they just stole like five years these are the easiest cars in America to steal. So they show up like four kios deep. They steal her kios. And then they just drive around in circles.

And they taunt her and run away. These guys kick ass. By the way, they're children. They're like 14. You can't even see their head over the steering wheel. I love these kids. Dude, I'm not kidding. After this, I don't really know if we have the time to keep going down it. She's like crying.

Bro, there's hundreds. The ghost's riding it and she's weeping. There's hundreds of news stories of different kids in different communities stealing Kias. And they're all the Kia boys. And they all consider themselves the Kia boys. But I saw the chief of police be like,

yeah, and the big problem is a lot of them are 11 to 14 years old. Because it's so easy to steal. It's so beyond easy to steal. Literally, all you do is rip the bottom of the steering wheel off, take out the ignition with a screwdriver, and then you just have a USB for an iPhone, and you turn the ignition. because it's a USB port. We should do a deal where if one of the listeners steals a Kia, they get like a one-month Patreon.

Yeah, we'll give you a free Patreon if you steal a Kia, whatever. Yeah, this is crazy. It's wild. Let me see this video. Oh, that's amazing. Look at them driving around with their baby. They all have Kia. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Wait, wait, wait. She has a name for her car, but have more than doubled since 2020. Now in my head, I'm thinking that my car, my baby, Gertie. Jesus Christ, dude. She acts all casual about it like the news anchor is supposed to know. Like, Gertie, obviously. You met Gertie.

The producer that found the most retarded Kia owner in the world needs like a round of applause. Whoever is this news station that found this woman, this mentally ill woman. They need a raise. Who literally like treated her mustard stained Kia like a fucking baby. This is crazy. She's like, and listen, you know what's really angry? What really is upsetting to me about the timing of them stealing Gertie?

It was Gertie's birthday tomorrow. It was Gertie's birthday tomorrow! And I was gonna give Gertie a big bath. And I was gonna keep her under that bath. I was gonna smother Gertie. And the producer, you know, there were some producers at a news station where they were like, hey,

here's a list of people who had their Kia stolen. Call them, find one that seems like they'd be good for the show. And everyone's going just like, yeah, they took my Kia. Who gives a shit? It's like a Kia. I don't care. Ten of those, and then she's like, my Gertie. And then they're like, get her in here.

Get her in here. What a maniac. It's out there, maybe, jumping a curb and hitting somebody. At her salon, McFarlane tells us Gertie was stolen from the parking garage in the Pottawatomie Hotel and Casino. Your ugly castle. Police found Gertie abandoned and battered. No, I don't want her back. I don't want her back.

And if they do fix her and make me want her back. I don't want her back! And if they do fix her and make me take her back, how safe would you feel? She's acting like it's the boy in the striped pajamas. Like her car is in the Holocaust. There's a tragedy behind this story and maybe she

lost her child, her real baby. In Gurney? No, maybe in Gurney. She bought the car afterwards. Or there was like a miscarriage or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She replaced her dead child for Gurney. Or maybe she's just a crazy bitch. That is what's going on. Something like that.

Well, she hasn't admitted that yet, so I'm going to keep making fun of her. Oh, no! Joey's not being like, stop, Devin. It's funny funny either way but i'm just saying there has to be some there has to be a backstory the twisted backstory might be she's just a mentally ill american there are people that have sex with cars and stuff those guys maybe she's one of those oh for sure she's a lesbian having sex with the car this dyke was fucking gertie i just can't believe her shitty kia soul that these dudes probably go out and they're like we're not gonna stop Yeah, this dyke was fucking Gertie. I just can't believe. Her shitty Kia soul.

That these dudes probably go out and they're like, we're not going to stop until each of us has a Kia. And then they drive up to the new Kia. This woman runs out crying and starts filming her Kia being stolen. And they're mocking her by driving in circles in all the other Kias. Like, if you don't get a Kia, you're out of the gang. Yeah, they're like, every one of us has got to get a Kia. It's like some fight club shit. Imagine the king who got Gertie. got the, who got Gertie.

Imagine the guy that got Gertie. He's got a big Kia medallion. He's like the Joker. He's considered the coolest guy. He wears, he wears its tires like on his chest. He's got like a necklace. He's got like armor made out of Kias. Yeah, like he scalped somebody.

Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I got Gertie, bitch. This car happened in a yard. For days. Oh, look at Gertie be treated so poorly. Broken windows and the rain. She's going to have flood damage,

and she's going to be reported as stolen. How do you turn around and even sell that? How could I, even with a conscience, sell that car to anybody, knowing what has been done to her? Someone will take that car, dude. What has been done to her? You get it fixed, retard,

and then you sell it. It's an inanimate object. It's an object. She's acting like it's cursed now or something. Jesus fucking Christ. She goes, how am I supposed

to fuck Gertie after she's been raped? McFarlane is out several thousand dollars for insurance deductibles that have been stolen from her car. So rude!

She's connected with other victims online. It's heartbreaking to hear stories of how much money they're losing because of this. Idiots. She hopes her story may help save others the possibility of losing

money, but also a friend. I mean, there's a lot of people out there where, yeah, their Kia is... Anyone stealing cars is a complete piece of shit. Oh, except for the Kia boys. That's a fucked-on stolen car. They should treat car thieves like horse thieves. They should kill them immediately.

Unless it's a Kia. Unless it's a Kia Soul that's mustard stained. Unless it's Gertie. Unless it's Gertie. In which case, do whatever you want to Gertie. They should make you president. Yeah. Mayor.

Stop them. Stop them. Stop them. It's a bunch of kids playing friendly kids she's crying over her car look at look at look at this guy the guy i love you can't believe how stupid she is he goes i i this is you're giving me the greatest story since fucking scott peterson it's milwaukee they're like we haven't had anything like this since Dahmer. Sorry. All right.

I'm okay. You did so well. She goes, you did so well. I miss Gertie. I miss Gertie. He goes, did you buy Gertie because it was the same weight as you? now potawatomi told us in a statement that it's working to improve security and collaborating with police as well to deal with these situations in that part of town where car thefts are on the rise that part of town bro the way he says that that was town. That was pretty wild. Let's go back. Where car thefts are on the rise as well as across our entire

city. Steve Shannon of town where car thefts are on the rise situations in that part of town. Oh yeah. Oh my god. He's like in that part of town. Jesus Christ just say it. I mean if you're gonna

God the fucking latent racism. And also, please stop emailing the station about my date rape allegations from college. Anyways, back to you, Susan. Bruce Harrison, former best friend of Brett Kavanaugh. Back to you. Milwaukee's like the most redlined city in America, though. It's like the most racist city in America.

Really? Yeah. I can see that. It's like the most racist city in America. Really? Yeah. I can see that. Let's check out this one. Another Kia boys. Kia boys! So, so, so! Consumer alert.

Joey's going to steal a Kia. Joey, Hyundais work, too. They're the same operating system. Really? Take a Hyundai. Yeah. It's the Koreans. They must not be worried about car theft

over there. No, they don't. Does anyone even own guns in Korea and Japan and shit? I thought the guy that killed Shinzo Abe, didn't he make the gun out of ramen? Yeah, he made it out of an electronically fired black powder shotgun.

It was crazy. But yeah, they have no guns there, right? I don't know about Korea, but I'm pretty sure it's hard. I'm pretty sure in Japan there right i don't know about korea but i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure in japan like there's like no violent crime and yeah in korea yeah unless the government they're an extremely homogenistic like confucius kind of society where they don't kill each other because of their gun laws right no because they all get along oh we're going on a weird rabbit hole here it Okay. They're all this, it's like Sweden, where everybody's the same,

and nobody wants to kill each other, and it's like, but now I just sound like somebody who's anti-immigration, but you know what I mean. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. They all like fucking,

they're all like Japanese, dude. Oh, because they're all the same, they have less violent problems? No, it's because like, it's not like they're all the same,

but it's like they all like fucking, they all like are really like into like hierarchies like there's like and like respecting your elders and like their their whole culture is all about respect and like you know when you see those videos of like an earthquake happening in japan everyone's very neatly lining up in line for food and yeah yeah yeah they work together yeah yeah but there is a lack of crime right and what is that about uh well we're also talking about a there is there is definitely a lot of crime in japan it's like the yakuza's there and like you have like a lot of prostitution and like probably like drugs and everything but also the

reason there's a lot of like a big lack of crime in japan is because the police have like a 99 percent uh conviction rate because they can hold you indefinitely just until you finally until you admit yeah admit yeah the police are uh yeah there's guys who are like so if you're arrested for anything they take you away yeah there's like tourists who went to japan and got caught with like a joint and they've been in jail for like three years jesus christ yeah because they won't admit to like doing it. They can hold you indefinitely. Yeah. And they have a 99% conviction rate. All right. More Kia boys. Kia boys.

So, woo! Is this a new city? Yeah. Oh, dude, they're all, I'm not kidding. We could do this all night. I would love to. I love the Kia boys. Last night, I was going through different local news stations.

I found a Kia theft or hyundai theft in almost every single state in america that's crazy every local news station goes they're on the rise people in in uh in some town in america somewhere fucking wisconsin whatever it was like 120 were stolen in one month well 120 kias in a month that's in this little tiny town i bet they i wonder if there's like a Kia Boys discord. Oh, you know there is. And they're all on there just being like, here's my Kia. And Gertie's like the moderator.

Gertie is the moderator. The yellow Kia is the moderator. The guy who got Gertie. Bro, the guy who got Gertie is like... That is like... What's legendary. That is like... What's his name in Apocalypto that wins the running panther? Jaguar Paw?

No. Yeah, dude. The guy that got Gertie is Jaguar Paw. Yeah. From Apocalypto. He knows this jungle better than anybody. Exactly, yeah. Yeah, dude.

He used to work at the Kia plant. The Kia jungle is dense, but he knows it well. He shows up at a party and everybody's whispering, yo, he got Gertie. Yo, he got Gertie. He puts a knife in the ground. They're like, that's the guy that stole Gertie. Exactly.

There are millions of Hyundais and Kias on the road, but now the vehicles are being stolen at an alarming rate. CBS News' Dina Dimitrius tells us how social media video helped lead to the spike in crime. Police say this surveillance video shows a group of juveniles pulling up in a stolen Hyundai Elantra and then breaking into a white Kia Sportage. Minutes later, the group takes off. KIAs and Hyundais are part of the same company and thefts of both vehicles are on the rise nationwide. Right here and that's my window right there. Juanita Blaylock's Kia was stolen right outside her Chicago home.

I don't like a lady like this losing her car like an older woman. She seems like an absolute sweetheart. Get you a decent ride and then somebody come along and snatch it up. I love this lady. Authorities say the cars have been targeted ever since a video on social media showed how to steal them. And video show thieves called the Kia boys went too far. Yeah, fuck them. What the fuck happened to that guy? His Kia got stolen.

Jesus Christ. He's distraught. He's like, they took Jeffrey. He's like, just before this video, I put a fork in an outlet because they stole my Kia. They stole my beautiful Phillip. They all named them weird ass names. Marjorie was stolen this morning.

Marjorie. My dearest Marjorie is gone. My Kia Forester. What the fuck they're called? My Sportage. A minor anomaly. Tom Dart. This type of vehicle is slightly more susceptible than others my name is tom dart and i'm a white stereotype in the county where blaylock lives

thefts of kias and hondas are up 700 since last summer kia says thieves are seeking vehicles started with a key instead of a fob and push button. In a statement, Hyundai tells CBS News, criminals are targeting our vehicles without engine immobilizers. Immobilizers detect a computer chip on either a key or fob that allows the engine to start. Our car taken right out in front of our home. Ruth Herrera-Gelter's security camera caught thieves taking off with her Hyundai while she was sleeping. They're just going out there and just taking what other people work for. You know, and it's just, it's really disheartening.

Authorities suggest car owners get a steering wheel locked to deter would-be thieves. Both Kia and Hyundai... Imagine having a new car and having to get that fucking steering wheel locked. The fucking... That's like from the 90s. You had one of those. Yeah, so I had it on my 92 honda accord that i that was my my parents first car i remember that fucking car i drove that thing everywhere it was stolen once it was

broken into like seven times a year literally broken into about seven to eight times a year yeah by the time i inherited it uh to go to high school and it had it was just a steering wheel there was nothing left it was just wires just wires hanging wheel. There was nothing left. It was just wires, just wires hanging. The whole car was stolen. Everything but the engine was stolen from the car. Devin's car looked like one of those buggies you go, fucking race car driving, and it's just a steering wheel. Yeah, it was literally just a steering wheel.

There was nothing inside of it, and I had to use this lock all the time. You have a new car, and you got to use this lock? How dumb is fucking Kia, by the way? Don't they have a security expert on their team that can be like... Want to know Kia and Hyundai's statement? They go, Law enforcement, we are providing free wheel locks too.

Only law enforcement that drives Kias or hyundais gets a free wheel lock other than that they haven't done anything to fix it they haven't been like hey we made it we goofed bad on this nope they haven't admitted that at all they just keep going like we we're gonna give everyone free wheel locks in law enforcement regular people go fuck yourself get a push to start are there korean are there kia patrol cars are we talking about like cops that own Kias? I don't know. It said for law, it said government officials, law enforcement, whoever has hundreds of Kias. They must have a contract with the government.

They must have a big contract with the government. And the government's flipping out and being like, hey, fuck you. We'll go to somebody else if you're going to give us the easiest to steal car. Yeah. They're like, okay, free wheel locks. Free wheel locks. Free wheel locks. Meanwhile, Gertie's out here getting fucked and sucked by a wheel locks. Free wheel locks. Meanwhile, Gertie's out here getting fucked and sucked by a bunch of Kia boys.

Exactly. Meanwhile, Gertie is getting fucking gang raped. It'd be really funny if they took all the Kias with the wheel locks and just started them and then drove them in a straight line until they crashed and whatever they found and left. What? The wheel locks, right? They can't steer the car. Yeah, yeah. It'd be funny if they just

started stealing them and then crashed in them. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah, dude. I love Kias. Should we go steal some fucking Kias? I want to kind of steal a Kia tonight. Like, that kind of sounds fun. Yeah, you need a new car, Devin.

I want to be a Kia boy. You know, we should teach the Tesla Road Rager how to steal a Kia. And let him lose. He's got a sleigh, but it's made out of Kias. Bro, the Tesla Road Rager and a Kia. He's the Kia Road Rager now. The Kia Road Rager.

And it's a new Kia every day so they can't catch him. And he's just like hitting you with his car now because he has like a lot less respect for his car. He doesn't care about the car. He doesn't care anymore about the car.

It's just bumper cars on the road. It's not a precious Tesla anymore. Now it's a Kia that he doesn't own. Yeah. And now you're fucked if he sees you. Yeah. Because he's not just going to hit you with a pipe. He's going to hit it's a Kia that he doesn't own. And now you're fucked if he sees you. Because he's not just going to hit you with a pipe. He's going to hit you with a Kia.

He's going to drive into you. He's going to hit you with Gertie. He's pit maneuvering people and shit. Gertie, yeah. It's a shame they got him off the streets. What's up? Has he sentenced him yet? I don't know. It's going to be like a year probably. He's finished though.

What if he makes that $51 million bail? He somehow has the money. Elon Musk is like, okay, I'm bailing him out. He's a loyal Tesla guy. He's a Tesla bro. So Joey, I haven't watched this video yet, but I imagine it'll make... It's called

People in the 80s React to New Laws Against Drinking and Driving. All I could think of was you and I in the 80s being on the news, being interviewed. Okay. Let's see. Still, any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here is viewed by some

as downright undemocratic. Man, those are the days. These guys are just drinking in their car. Look at that guy. He's just chugging a beer. Looks like South Dakota right now. This lady looks like the bully from A Christmas Story. You have to wear a seatbelt when you're driving. This lady looks like the bully from A Christmas Story. You have to wear a seatbelt when you're driving.

Pretty soon we're going to be a communist country. Hell yeah, dude. What'd she say? Pretty soon we're going to be a communist country. They're making laws where you can't drink when you want to. She has her baby in the passenger seat, by the way, what she's saying is. They're making laws where I can't even hydrate while driving.

I can't hydrate while driving next time mate there's like there's like places where like this hasn't hit yet like in missouri like when i was driving around missouri and driving missouri yeah you can have like an open beer in your car there's only like one county in missouri where you can just like drive without an open where you can't drive with an open container in your car. You can't be drunk while driving but you can like be drinking and driving. Oh cause the cops will assume like oh it's his first. Yeah they'll be like it's his second beer probably.

But like he's a.06. Yeah. Interesting. You have to wear a seatbelt when you're driving and pretty soon we're gonna be communist country. What a queen dude. What a fucking queen She was weirdly hot

Imagine if we were on the news for that Johnny Oh yeah Now we'd be like I can't go blackout At a barbecue pit It would be me on the news being like How am I supposed to get my friends home I go How come bars have parking lots retard to get my friends home. I go,

how come bars have parking lots, retard? Now we don't drink and drive. No, I never drink and drive, honestly. You guys see this guy get the shit kicked out of him at a hockey game?

He's a white wigger and he calls this other big white guy the N-word. Shut the fuck up. Is that a mullet? Yeah. Oh, he calls a white guy

the N-word. He calls a white guy the N-word. Shut the fuck up. Is that a mullet? Yeah. Oh, he calls the white guy the N-word. He calls the white guy the N-word. Oh, dude. Yeah, that was a clean. Clean hit. Yeah. Now he's hitting the ball like I'm just going to pull through it. What is fucking, what's this Native American kid jumping in?

Oh, yeah. One of the reservoir dogs gets into it. Fucking Screaming Eagle. Look at this shit. Hell yeah. And then smoke signals comes in. Hey, little boy. Little boy. Hey, little boy. I love a guy that loses and goes exactly as he's pinned down.

He goes, exactly, that's what I said would happen. And he's like being gag raped. He's like a hillbilly twink, dude. This is crazy. I just kicked your ass, bitch. He's an adorable little hillbilly twink. Little is crazy yeah i just kicked your ass bitch he's an adorable little hillbilly twink yeah you kind of don't want to fuck with like 50 year old white guys sometimes yeah don't yeah this guy looks like he runs a fucking uh chevrolet dealership And you fuck with him

The guy is pinning him down He's like I told you 6.85% APO He's just submitted him No, no, fuck that. Fuck that. He be first right. No, fuck that. He's just submitted him. He could hold him there all night. He took the punch, though. He did take the punch. He took the punch, though.

That kicks ass, though. Yeah. I loved him in White Boy Rick. Yeah. Yeah. Well, as we're wrapping up here, I want to get into a little segment we might start called John's Gun Corner.

John talked about guns on the last Patreon. He's talked about guns a few times on the show here. And I think it would be a nice little segment to wrap up every episode with called John's Gun Corner. And he did it on the last Patreon. And honestly, the reviews are in and people really love it. Elliot Cruikshank said, John is a fat retard. I'd be curious to know what his actual real life experience is

with firearms and knowledge of asymmetric warfare since he's so eager to shit on people with plate carriers and the like. I'm Australian and I probably own more guns than him. His smug ass attitude just pisses me off. So people already really love John's opinion on guns and they're into it. You should put that on the screen

so people could read it. He got me on the fat retard part. He's right about that. I don't know about any of the gun stuff, but you definitely are a fat retard. And I can't get on him about that, man. Hey, listen, I'll always defend you,

but I'm not going to lie. Is there like a public youth song that we could do for John's Gun Corner? Yeah, I wanted like a... Could you just like pick a random song? It'll be the permanent John's Gun Corner theme song. Like a Jason Bourne kind of like, you know. Let me try. So like free use Jason Bourne theme.

Free use techno. No. And then I'll do the intro and then we can... Let me know when it's ready. You gotta play it real low. Okay, alright. Start it.

Pause real quick. Hey guys. Who is this cunt? Go. Okay, pause here. Pause. That's a little upbeat. This guy's gonna keep talking.

Is he making it or what is this retard doing? Fuck off. There's no royalty-free Jason Bourne style music. I thought we lived in America. We've got royalty-free Moby-like music. Here, here, here. Okay, okay. Okay, pause.

Okay. There we go. Bone Crusher? It's okay. John? Welcome to the Hate Watch Podcast. Welcome to the Hate Watch podcast. Welcome to the Hate Watch podcast. Now introducing John's Gun Corner.

Yeah. Play it. John, what was your... No, we have to play it for like 30, and then we'll play it for a few, and then we'll pause and let him do it. John's Gun Corner. John's Gun Corner. On the Hatewatch podcast exclusive.

Oh, that was great. Yeah, that was pretty good. That was pretty good. Hold it up on the screen so I can respond to this. Fucking retard. Hold on. Alright, so John's a fat retard. Got there. All right. So, John's a fat retard. Got there. I'd be curious to know

about his actual real-life experiences with firearms. I grew up around guns. You had an assault rifle for a while? I've had multiple assault rifles. Stop looking at us. This is your show. Why don't you defend yourself?

I've had multiple... Not assault rifles. I've owned multiple semi-automatic rifles. I don't own one right now because I just saw my last one to move back to L.A. You had to sell your gun to move back to L.A.? I sold it to a fucking... You're the poor lord of war. Brother, man.

Well, for us, that was a bullshit rifle. It was a dumbass rifle. I'm not going to get into it, but it was a dumb rifle to own. It was a bizarre kind of weird rifle. It had no aftermarket. You're negotiating against yourself. Stop telling the negative. How about you stop interrupting me and you let me finish my fucking thought.

I'm trying to coach you down the path. No, you don't need to coach me. Defend yourself. I am defending myself. This guy called you a fat retard. Well, yeah. I mean, okay. So the knowledge of asymmetric warfare.

All right. Honestly, a lot of the comments are about John's appropriate body shape for his age. They really love you. I don't even know what that means. It means you're weird looking. I'm 30. know what that means. It means you're weird looking. I'm 30. It means you're shaped like a tumor. I'm not shaped like a tumor. I got a big

broad chest. You're a strong man. As far as... I know a lot about guns. What is he talking about? What are plate carriers? Plate carriers are body armor. I don't even know if this guy's allowed to own it because he's Australian. Also, he's Australian and he can't even own guns. is he talking about what are plate carriers well plate carriers are body armor uh which you know i don't even know if this guy's allowed to own it because he's australian also he's australian you

can't even own guns uh maybe he owns like a fucking breech loading rifle or a bolt action i don't fucking know but if either way if elliot's so tough how come you didn't kill the covet officers yeah the knowledge of force to be home okay let's put this out here i fucking i love you and support you more than John, Elliot. I'm on Crookshank's side. I'm on Crookshank's side. Anyway, so I was the second. Knowledge of Asymmetric Warfare, I've read.

I mean, I've read Petraeus' fucking counterinsurgency. General Petraeus, the man that killed Michael Hayes. Yeah, he wrote a counterinsurgency manual. that killed Michael Hayes? Yeah, he wrote a counterinsurgency manual. I actually spent two weeks at a U.S. military base transcribing the Afghan memoirs of an ANA advisor into a smaller kind of transcript. I've studied guerrilla warfare specifically.

I've read a lot of books. My favorite is... I've studied guerrilla warfare. I have. I was really into post-colonial Africa. warfare specifically i've read a lot of books my favorite i've studied guerrilla i have i was really into i was really into post-colonial africa i uh i was really in post-colonial africa i love post-colonial africa that's when they're all like white no that's when they're after the white uh the uh uh no i've read romeo delia or shayhands of the devil i've read a bunch of fucking shit about it so what about what do you have to say i was the second i was i seen a guy i'm responding right now faggot anyways i was the second guy i was

the second guy to a fucking bombing in fucking africa i was the second guy to show up i've seen a guy with his fucking had his stomach split open by an id you've got real life experience i was in a place for for a long period of time where the threat of radical Islam against me was a potential, like, real life threat. Yeah. No, you can suck my cock, you Aussie cock. I hate when it's... So, plague carriers. What's a plague carrier? Well, the thing is, plague carriers are for

guys who are scared to get shot. It's body armor. It's retarded. I don't even know if this guy... Here's the thing, dude. It's like, dude... So this guy wears body armor when he shoots his guns and he's in the air? It's fucking retarded. These people think that, okay, dude, if I can get, if I can go to Home Depot in 30 minutes and make a shotgun, okay?

I can fucking, I don't need a fucking $4,000 AR-15. Also, like, if you legally own a, they know you have the firearm. They know you have the gun. They know you have the gun. What are you fighting against? They know you got the fucking AR-15. These people can't comprehend. Don't get me wrong. I like Garandum.

Crookshank wins this round. I've got another. What are you fucking talking about, cocksucker? He's Australian. He's a fucking Australian. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. He sucks.

No, listen, listen. I don't know. This is like gayer than Yu-Gi-Oh. Yeah. I don't want to fucking talk about this. Charizard is far superior than Squirtle. What did you guys want? I knew this is what this would lead into.

I didn't want to fucking do it. I thought you would come into this like knowledgeable and own him. I thought Jon was going to like dominate and then he got all nervous on us and started squirming. Who the fuck are you talking about? Who the fuck are you talking about? You fucking you fucking goddamn Judas's. You fucking Judas's are protecting some

16 year old to get you $5 a month. You were texting me about how pissed off this comment made you for days. He's a fucking loser. He's not a loser. He likes our show. Okay. Everybody stop. This is supposed to be an organized segment,

and this one went off the rails. I have a new question from John's Gun Corner. John's Gun Corner, folks. Okay, Jesus Christ. We're doing John's Gun Corner, folks. This is like a legitimate one that could actually lead somewhere. Okay. Is the shotgun your favorite gun because it looks like a long dick?

Robot minds, you ass. I thought that was... I knew this is what this would be. It's fucking retarded. Here, what else? He goes, how long would it take a highly trained 1,000-man armed militia to take out the Mexican cartel?

I don't fucking know, dude. Johnny! What do you think? Nobody knows! Pontificate! It's the whole point of the segment christ pretend you're shooting it up your ass and then you'll get inspired literally a whole point of when you the more you know the more you know nothing it's a thousand what are these a thousand what do you mean a cartel what is the mexican army not trying to do that no what are the fucking what is he saying if you had 1 000

highly trained like the best the best soldiers in the world how long would it take them to wipe out the cartel uh they would probably get killed by the cartel and it would probably be over the course of many months months okay so just if you had a thousand guys that were highly trained that had what are we what do they what are their? What kind of... Helicopters? Fucking cars? Shut up. It's 1,000 men. You guys are giving me retarded questions.

What do you want me to do? This is the listeners, the fans. You're attacking the fans. So 1,000 men. They're on foot. I'm never doing this again. They're on foot. I'm never doing anything like this again.

It's the most useless bullshit thing. I knew this was retarded. You're supposed to have this great imagination. You can't even go off on these things. A thousand guys with trucks and guns, they would probably get killed by the cartel because right now the Mexican military is trying to

do the same exact thing and they're not stopping the cartel. So that's the answer. And the Mexican military is trained by the U.S. military and they have a lot of weapons and guns and helicopters and planes and they're not stopping the cartel so that's the answer the answer and the mexican military is trained by the u.s military and they have a lot of weapons and guns and helicopters and planes and they're not doing a very good job so that's the answer okay here's another one i need john's tactical response strategy to being a school cop during an active shooter a school cop during an active shooter try to fucking shoot the guy and then don't run away and then and don't wait outside the school and keep saying. So you're saying rush in? Rush in. Yeah, you should try to kill the person as quickly as humanly possible.

What if it's a hostage situation? You don't know what's going on. If there's a hostage situation, you should try to figure out what's going on before you fuck it up. But you don't know. Let's say it's a mystery. You don't know what's happening inside.

So there's a guy with an AR-15 in a classroom full of kids. You've got to report somebody's got a gun with kids, captive, and you have to make a decision. You leave and you get a SWAT team in there because that's beyond the fucking... Do you send the SWAT team right in or do you make them wait for intel?

Maybe he has demands. Does the SWAT team, do they have plate carriers? This isn't a gun point. Are they twirling plates? What is this whole thing in the gun community where you need to twirl plates while you shoot? Plate carriers are just... They're like those things you strap on your chest and you put ceramic armor in. Okay, Base Ben.

Base Ben has one. Base Ben rocks. What's up, Base? Love Base Ben. Base Ben is fucking great. So he is a couple. Love you too, Elliot Crockshank. Base Ben has two

and I love him so much. I'm gonna, we'll do both. So the first one is, okay, if John was Charles Manson, how would he pull off the race war and get helter-skelter? Oh, well, Charles Manson, correct me if I'm wrong, he wanted to ally with the blacks, right?

I believe he wanted to go to war with them. I thought he hated blacks. I thought he'd be the king of the blacks. I thought that was his whole thing. Why is that? I'm pretty sure that's what he thought. He wanted to rule them. Yeah, he wanted to rule over the blacks.

He thought he'd be the king of the blacks. Yeah. Well, race wars are really kind of interesting because it really hasn't been. He didn't want to rule over the blacks and be like, let's all go watch basketball. He wanted to make them like slaves. Make them like, yeah. There hasn't been. He's a racist.

There hasn't been an actual threat of race war probably since the Civil War. I think Bates-Benn is basically saying, how would you start a race war? How would you start a race war? You have to set the conditions to make a race war and probably since the Civil War. I think Base Ben is basically saying, how would you start a race war? How would you start a race war? You have to set the conditions to make a race war. And the last time, and the conditions for a race war are something that would have existed maybe during the U.S. Civil War, where you had a massive amount of people that were enslaved

that were of one race, and you have a massive amount of people who were slavers that were of one race. You have to be, there's no such thing, a race war doesn't exist nowadays. How would you ignite one is what Base Ben wants to know. What I'm trying to say, Joey, is the conditions don't exist right now to ignite one. You need a condition such as you have to have a large group of people.

It's impossible. So he can't do a race war, Base Ben. Sorry. So, John's gun corner, he's failed that task. Alright, basically, why don't we wrap it up. John's 0 for 3. No, no, no. One sec. We have one last Base Ben question. This one's actually quite good. I'm going to fucking kill both of you. John is so angry.

I'm so annoyed. He's so angry. Be mad at baseband. He's so angry. I'm not mad at it. I love baseband. Baseband's the man. You mad.

You guys, you aren't even listening to me. You mad. Okay, okay. Final baseband question. What? If you were tasked and you had no choice, leave your morals out of it. Yeah. If you were tasked with eradicating the homeless population...

Oh, easy. Not with a gun. Not with a fucking gun. Again, go back to Poison John. You just poison a bunch of fucking sandwiches and hand them out. So how do you get the poison? How do you hand them out?

Give us your strategy. I don't really know. Can you ingest insulin? Will it kill you? Do you want to know what you do to the homeless? You rub ricin on all of the shopping carts. Yeah, you just need some sort of tasteless poison that you put like a liquid poison

on shopping carts. Well, what you want to do is you want to try to eliminate as much mass collateral damage as possible. So I want to put it on a shopping cart. I'd just give it to a sandwich and make sure each sandwich gets to a homeless guy. You just poison all brisk lemonade. You would need to recruit people to get the sandwiches. Now if you want like a very violent answer, you like go out at night with hit squads like they did

in Bogota and just fucking kill fucking homeless people. I think Baseman wanted to know how you hired the hit squads, how you acquired the resources. He wanted you to like kind of give details. It's like no money an option. I had to do this. No money's an option. You just literally, it's LA.

You put up a fucking thing and you go, do you guys want to kill homeless people? Come join me. It's like, are laws a thing? Like, what's this weird hypothetical scenario? Stop trying to defeat and make the hypothetical more difficult. I think what you're trying, what you're not comprehending, Joey,

is that like, it's a very open-ended, weird question. It's like, what do you want? You have to play ball. I am trying to play ball. John's not play ball. I am trying to play ball. John's not playing ball. I'm trying to play ball. Sorry, Base Ben. You got immediately weird when we started the segment.

What are you fucking talking about? I think the theme song is real. You fucking otter. What are you talking about? You're giving me the most retarded... It's like, what do I respond to? A thousand guys to fight the Mexican cartel? What am I, writing a movie?

I'm going to reread this comment again. Yeah, think, writing a movie? I'm going to reread this comment again. Yeah, think of it like that. I'm going to reread this comment one more time because I feel like you didn't really get down to the bottom of it. Okay, so this is a comment from a fan that loves you and us. Yeah. John is a fat retard. I'd be curious to know what his actual real-life experience is

with firearms and knowledge of asymmetric warfare since he's so eager to shit on people with plate carriers and the like. I'm Australian and I probably own more guns than him. His smug ass attitude just pisses me off. Response. Okay, so this guy probably is just really into like Instagram gun YouTuber people. He's probably really into like Instagram gun YouTuber people and he's just fucking. It's just, it's just, it people. And he's just fucking... It's just... It's pointless.

It's just... ASMR. I've read a lot of books. I got friends. This is an alt-comedy-like response. You're not attacking me. What do you mean alt-comedy? What do you mean I'm alt-comedy?

You're being, like, ironic. You want me to attack? You're tiptoeing around it. No, I'm trying to give an actual answer. And you keep... It's just... Okay, what's your actual answer? The actual answer is I don't...

I read a lot of books. I got friends that are close to fucking people that i got you know i got friends that have done stuff i've been places that are dangerous that there are like you know uh i was in a place i saw bombing i didn't see it i was like the second guy to show up to the fucking jericho bomb attacks in kenya so why are you so what is this even based in this comment though when were you shitting on plate carriers? There's a group on, there's like a social media kind of trend right now where you have a lot of guys that like to run two-gun courses and carry these plate carriers,

and you get a lot of these dudes that are LARPing as if it's like, if anything were to happen, like, we're going to take down the fucking liberals, I'm going to take my fucking guns, and there's going to be a civil war. But they're wearing armor. Yeah, I'm going to be doing high-speed shit. Oh, so you think it's gay for these guys to go into

the bazooka and wear armor. That is gay. The thing is... Let me all do John's gun corner from now on. Devin's gun corner. John can relay his opinions through me. Let's play this song. Let's try Devin's gun corner. Hang on.

Okay, guys. This is the Haywatch Podcast. Devin's Gun Corner. Devin's Gun Corner. Welcome to Devin's Gun Corner. Okay, that's good. So, you guys are fags that keep showing up with armor

on. Because if you're gonna get shot, you might as well die like a man instead of a pussy with armor on. Because if you're going to get shot, you might as well die like a man instead of a pussy with armor on, you plate-carrying bitches. And fuck everybody in Australia, you cock-sucking fucking mutts, you fucking dingo-loving pieces of shit.

Fucking, that's it. There we go. Easy. Let's do Joey's Gun Corner. I'm on Joey's Gun Corner now. Joey's Gun Corner. Joey's Gun Corner. Joey's Gun Corner. I'm on Joey's Gun Corner now. Joey's Gun Corner. Joey's Gun Corner. Joey's Gun Corner. Coming up.

It's Joey's Gun Corner. Next on the Hate Watch Podcast. And go! Hi. Welcome to Joey's Gun Corner. You Aussie, cock-sucking piece of shit, Elliot Cruikshank. What the fuck do you know? You live on an island populated by cocks.

Yeah. You're a bunch of people spawned by prisoners, and now you've become the most pathetic people on planet Earth. You don't know anything about guns because you guys don't need them because no one cares about you. No one asks your help for anything because you're a worthless country. Nobody cares if you have a gun because you can't do anything with it.

Yeah, now get inside. It's almost curfew, you fucking government-loving pieces of shit. Yeah, and by the way, sell your stupid plate carriers because no one's shooting guns over there anyways. Yeah, you guys wear your plate carriers while you fuck kangaroos. Get a plate carrier for a kangaroo. How about that? Yeah, how about that, you koala your plate carriers while you fuck kangaroos. Get a plate carrier for a kangaroo. How about that?

Yeah, how about that, you koala-loving fags? John, that's how you do it, bitch. All right, Joey's gun corner. All right. Joey's gun corner. Let's wrap up the gun corner. We're going to wrap it up. That's what we wanted out of you, to attack, attack, attack.

It's a comedy show here. I'm autistic. I don't know what to tell you. I'm going to give a real answer. He's a loyal member of the Patreon. He's a funny guy. He's trying to interact. You didn't attack him.

My answer would have been like 30 minutes long. That's the whole thing. We got 30 minutes, bub. The thing is, it's a pointless thing. Joey, this is a disaster. I don't even go and shoot. Disastrous first John's Gun Corner. It went off pointless thing. Joey, this is a disaster. I don't even go and shoot. Disastrous first John's gun corner. It went off the rails.

We prepared for this all day, Joey and I, and you just really. What are you? I got in a car. I got in a fucking car. And it was like all of a sudden. He's all genuinely distraught. I'm pissed off. He's really stressed out.

He's like actually feeling the heat. I'm not feeling it. I didn't even hit. Oh, you're freaking out. You're freaking out. I hate you. Look at him freaking out. He's like actually feeling the heat. I'm not feeling it. Oh, you're freaking out. You're freaking out. I hate you. Look at him freaking out. I knew it would lead to this. I didn't want to do this. I didn't want to do this.

I'm autistic. I can go off on this shit. It's like fucking, you know, I'm not gonna fucking I don't know. I'll give the guy a fucking answer. What do you want from me? I'm not some fucking... You'll prepare more. This isn't gonna happen again. Patreon.com slash hatewatchpodcast What do you want from me? You'll prepare more Maybe next time This isn't going to happen again

Patreon.com slash hatewatchpodcast Check us out Let's head over to the Patreon And John can maybe recover from this Utter embarrassment John go take a walk Go get some air I fucking knew it would be that

I fucking knew it would be that