Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Kohburgers

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Welcome to the show! We have a sign!

Look at that beauty. Amazing. Thank you to Yarmles on Instagram from Baltimore. Yarmles might be the greatest man I've ever spoke to in my life. I mean, I've never been treated this way. Well, Devin was scared. Devin's girlfriend, I should say, is apparently under the impression that Coburger listens to the podcast. We're a little afraid.

We got Coburger fever right now. And listen, that is true. I do. We should just say real quick, you know, one of our, the moderator of our Reddit. He's a Patreon subscriber. He's a Patreon subscriber. He moderates our Reddit. He's in a little trouble right now. Brian Coburger, if you've seen the news,

he used to run the Hate Watch Reddit. Yeah. And he was very involved in our Patreon, like our community on Patreon. He was so nice. Every time he would send me a DM, it was always the nicest thing. Yeah.

I know. And he loved... We would just like share, you know, like we would share our love and interest of true crime with each other. And I never thought anything... He would always be like, you guys should watch this thing about this

serial killer that I just found, blah blah blah. He would send me a lot of live leak stuff with like pigs getting cut up with chainsaws and shit. He loved memes. I'm into that stuff, but like, I don't know. He used to send me memes all the time. About like knives. It would be like a woman's ass and be like,

that shit got me like, yo. He had his quirks, he had his quirks and innocent until proven guilty, I guess. Right. I mean, it's, it's, it's,

it's hard to watch the news. You know, this, our, this, this guy, our, our,

our, our, our supporter, he's being fucking Cobra. He's being dragged through the mud. It is. It's a bunch of another man being, being raked through the coals. The butcher of Idaho. They mud. It is. It's a bunch of another man being raked

through the coals. The butcher of Idaho they want us to believe. Yeah, sure. And it's just like, if you talk to him, the guy wouldn't stab a fly. There was carbon. I heard they didn't have a carbon monoxide detector in the house. Oh, so it might have been that. They died of carbon monoxide.

Okay. So anyways, yeah, Yarmul's. Coolest guy ever. Sent this to my apartment and I asked him when should I expect it. I want to make sure I get all his stuff. The coolest guy of all time and he makes the best shit ever. I'm not kidding. If you go to his Instagram

it's unbelievable the furniture he makes. This is insanely well made. We haven't hooked it up yet. We have to undo it to get the light going. It's incredible. He made the one for Lemon Party. Thank have to undo it to get the light going. But it's incredible. You made the one for Lemon Party. Thank you so much, man. Thank you, honestly. It really legitimizes this place, this hunk of shit den that we do this in. Instantly, it makes this place look so much more legitimate.

It even got my stupid face on it. Look at that. It's got a little mouth. Look at my dumbass mouth. It's got a little otter face with the... Yeah. Just a yelling otter. Yeah. Just a w little otter face. Just a yelling otter. Just a wailing otter.

I see a sucking otter. He must have seen the Polaroids. At the truck stops. What do I suck on? Like a square dick? Look at that. All shapes and sizes. They're trying to fit round cocks into a square hole. Exactly.

Very good. Should we do a little investigation into our pal? Oh, yeah. I mean, once again, it's like they got Laundrie. Laundrie was, he was on my YouTube.

He didn't, he wasn't a listener of Hate Watch at the time, but he used to watch my videos. He posts cool comments. Yeah. He was really, he would post really cool comments he

sent me a hundred bucks on venmo one time brian laundry brian christopher laundry um and rest in peace rest in peace um he was uh he he what happened to him he got he was in a hike and it was a little uh his girlfriend got lost or something his girlfriend got they got attacked by coyotes he didn't know what to do so he he just he did what any man would do you get in your car and you just drive away well what is he supposed to do his girlfriend got picked apart by coyotes. He didn't know what to do. So he just, he did what any man would do. You get in your car and you just drive away. Well, what is he supposed to do? His girlfriend got picked apart by coyotes. What is he supposed to do? Go hunt the coyotes? I know. It was, what they

expected out of him was absurd. He went home. He went home. He went home and he fucking, he took a hike and he didn't bring water. He goes in the Everglades, you know. Yeah, it's hard. So anyway. It was a tragedy. His name, Brian Christopher Laundrie. This name, Brian Christopher Laundrie. This guy, Brian Christopher Koberger.

Can you believe that? Shut the fuck up. What is going on with Brian Christopher's? Huh. They love Haywatch and possibly killing women. And murder. Murder of young women. It's, um.

Allegedly. Allegedly. I mean, look at this guy. You tell me, you telling me this guy's a murderer? Look at these kind eyes. Look at this. A case of life. Oh.

Imitating art. Murder suspect Brian Koberger's sister.. Look at these kind eyes. Look at this. A case of life, imitating art. Murder suspect, Brian Koberger's sister appears in a glory slasher film. I feel warm. Look at those eyes. Full of warmth. 34-year-old Amanda Koberger

has been there with the rest of her family to support her brother. Years earlier in 2011, she had a part in a low-budget film two days back. She did.

Wait, why does she have a... Wait, wait, wait. Why does she have a big bandage on her head what is that she probably just saw coberger yeah coberger gave her the one two before she came to set are in a low budget film two days back we should find this film two days back we gotta watch this students who venture into the woods only to be slashed to death. Her name appears in the credits. The movie director says he was floored when Brian Koberger was arrested

in the University of Idaho slayings case. His sister played Lori in the film. The first reaction is shock. The first reaction is, Look at that office he lives in. Kevin Boone says Amanda Koberger came to an open call. She came and auditioned. We liked her, so I offered one of the major roles. Looks like a retarded David Chase.

You've got to also think, man. Pairless David Chase. He looks like a medium. Honey, wake up. We're in the news. Koberger. Koberger's brother killed a bunch of women. Let's plug the movie.

This is really going to do wonders for my 2011 slasher that I made with his sister. He goes, make sure the website's online now. We're about to get some downloads. Send money to GoDaddy. And this week's 48 Hours

does a deep dive into the case the whole country is talking about. Look at, he's nervous. He's scared. It's like an ASPCca commercial i'm sorry best friend the meat is just out of control in this country it's almost like a communion it depends on where you are correspondent peter van sam's high school friends that's really funny he wasn't outgoing. He was, but he also wasn't shy.

He aspired to be an army ranger. He wasn't shy. He'd bust through your door at 3, 4 a.m. He wasn't shy. He didn't make many jokes, but occasionally he'd just bust your door down. I think he was shy. With a large knife. He was shy around fat chicks.

What did you say? He was shy around fat chicks? He was shy around fat chicks? Yeah, that was it. He just got uncomfortable around fatties. Keep your clothes on. I'm really shy. Anyway, do you have any knives? A classmate of Koberger's from here at Pleasant Valley High School in Pennsylvania

has reportedly said that the now quadruple murder suspect was out of shape and overweight in his younger years until he took a boxing class. And that's when the friend says his whole demeanor changed. He became aggressive and was always looking to pick fights. It was after that. Oh, he was a big fatty. Yeah. Noticed a huge switch in him.

My brother has since come out to say that even though they were friends, Brian bullied him. He would put him in like chokeholds and stuff like that. He's a man that some say is brilliant. Sounds like a normal man who commands the room.

Yeah, sounds par for the course for combat sports. Van Sant says he also learned something that in retrospect... He's a vegan too and they're feeding him his vegan diet. That means that they believe him.

They're giving him vegan food. They believe him. You'll be out here in no time, go butter. Yeah. Just put him back in the army. Make him fight terrorists. He's very interesting.

He applied for an... I mean, look at the... When he gets pulled over. He got pulled over. Oh, my God. They have this? Because you know what had happened? His dad flew out to take him on a road trip back home.

For Christmas. For Christmas. Yeah. Shortly after, he had murdered four people. on like a road trip back home for Christmas like shortly after he had murdered four people. So, I mean, I was just wondering

like what type of road trip do you think that was like? Yeah, it's a real wacky road trip. Dad is just completely unaware. They're playing Willie Nelson. You got a lot of blood on your clothes, Colbert. Brian, looks like

you spilled ketchup all over yourself at the last stop. Brian, it smells like iron in the car. What's going on here? He goes, Colberger, what's with all ketchup all over yourself at the last stop. Brian, it smells like iron in the car. What's going on here? He goes, Kohlberger, what's with all the lime and ropes in the back of the car? He calls his son Kohlberger.

Kohlberger, what's with all the burglary tools? So this is, I mean, just email. And they just sent me a statement. Look at his face right here. From the FBI. Look at that guy. He's like, hey. I love old white guys who look like they're constantly in pain.

Mm-hmm. Oh, this poor dad. Look at Koberger, man. Look at him. I mean, like, why do we even need juries? Like, if I was the cop, I would have walked up and I'd have been like, you're fucking, you did something. I would have shot him in the head.

I would have shot him right in the head. If you haven't killed somebody yet, you will. You will. They're coming to jail. Look at that guy. And inquiries there. His Hyundai Elantra was pretty dirty, too. You love that Hyundai.

It was a slick fucking Hyundai, dude. They got that on CarMax or something. Yeah. Where they detail it for you. I'm looking for a car right now. CarMax rocks, man. I'm telling you. But, yeah, let's look into a little more of the case.

Because we still, jury's still out on who did this. So it was all women? No, one guy and three women. I think he targeted women and there just happened to be a dude there. Oh, word. Yeah, I think so. He was in the area like 12 times. But that doesn't mean.

Allegedly. Allegedly. You know, I heard that town is great. What if there's like a jack-in-the-box down the street or something? Exactly. He was coming to get his money. So you're telling me every time I'm around somebody killing four people, if I'm just in that neighborhood at the exact same time.

You want a munchie meal. If I'm in the house, if people catch me with a knife in my hand covered in blood, you're telling me I'm guilty now? Been eating tacos. Ever heard of those? I was getting tacos. 99 cents for two. They're fantastic.

Assholes. I'm just getting tacos. 99 cents for two. They're fantastic. Assholes. This was to obtain any footage from the early morning hours of November 13, 2022 in the area of the King Road residence and surrounding neighborhoods in an effort to locate the suspects or suspect vehicles traveling to or leaving from the King Road residence. This video canvas resulted in the collection of numerous surveillance videos in the area from both residential and business. Ring has really done a number of criminals.

I know. You know, you can't do anything. Ring, Nest. Yeah. All these fucking things. All they've done is hurt the market. I know. It's like you can't go out and stab women anymore.

The marketplace is being suffocated by these cameras everywhere. It's hard to hunt bitches when rings are around. You can't even be an Amazon delivery driver that is treating a big screen TV like a football. Throw it on somebody's roll on. Videos that were collected. Everybody involved with true crime. All the men look like they're mediums. They look like they speak to the dead.

Look at this guy. He does. This is where that white Hyundai Elantra comes into play. A review of cameras... Come on, show us that puppy. Look at that! Look at those black wheels! Yeah, damn. Those are 19s for sure. Damn, dude. That's like a 2013.

You think that's stock? I could still get my hands on one of those babies. You should get your hands on that one at a police office. Can I get that one? Probably. It'll be cheaper, right? Yeah, because of the bad energy and stuff.

Yeah, it's haunted, dude. Yeah, it's like the Seinfeld episode. It's like my John Voight car. Yeah, the car will start driving itself towards women's houses and shit. The car did it? The car is a big problem? No, the car keeps taking you to Moscow. So Brian Laundrie gets executed via electric chair.

When he dies, his spirit goes into the car, and then it starts driving you around women's houses and shit. I love that. Yeah, this is going to happen. At approximately 3.28 a.m., on this video, it appeared suspect vehicle one was not displaying a front license plate. At this point, they didn't know. These retards always get caught with, like, for the stupid.

It's always like, oh, I forgot to pay to get the tags. Yeah, they put the wrong stamp on the note, and they're just like, ah the stupid, it's always like, oh, I forgot to pay to get the tags. Yeah, they put the wrong stamp on the note and they're just like, fuck it. And Coburn is supposed to have a PhD in criminology. It's like,

can't you just get the basics down? Oh yeah, he was studying like true crime and shit. He was about to get his PhD in criminology.

You think he'd just kill homeless people or something? That seems the way to go. You'd think. Do a couple starter ones first. Well, he left the sheath of a knife

at the murder scene covered in DNA. Oh, he's a complete moron. He's an idiot. He's like the worst killer ever. Why do you even go to school for if you're going to be an amateur? A knife. You studied for that? What an absolute imbecile.

BTK literally didn't read one book and he killed people for decades. Son of Sam would just blow your brain you're sitting in your car and run away for years fucking john wangasey was like like it was like a union leader he was a literal clown literally the floor of his house was made of dead men he was like walking around town like weekend at bernie's with dead kids he just go through his kitchen and there's just hands sticking up out of the floor the um the vehicle that we now know the white hyundai elantra this is how they first were able to identify it a review of footage from multiple videos obtained come on look at him i know he's innocent he's so scared and cold and and he looks

he looks very confused and he's overwhelmed. Somebody give him a blanket. Give him a Snuggie. He's got one of those fucking vegan concave chests, those weird bird chests. Eat a bowl of cereal out of his chest. Yeah, look at that. Found on bed next to victim. You just left the entire sheet. What an ambassador.

I mean, imagine letting the kill get to you that way. You start losing shit. Well, the weird thing is he walked by. One of the women in the house saw him. This is the weirdest thing in the world And I hate this Explain this Joey So one of the roommates that came out in the affidavit After Koberger's arrest

By the way I love the word affidavit It's a good word God it kicks ass It's a good one Affidavit Yeah In the affidavit Sworn affidavit

I love it It's like It's like anthony or something It's got an interesting Yeah Sound to it It does Go on Joey

So a roommate apparently heard something, goes upstairs to the level with the sliding glass door where Kober entered and exited, and she heard somebody audibly say, it's okay, I'm going to help you. A male voice. She heard female crying, and then a male voice say,

it's okay, I'm going to help you. Then she sees Kober wearing a mask covering his mouth and nose, leaving the scene of the murder. They make eye contact, and then he just exits out without a single word exchanged. Walks right by her. Then she goes back to bed. This is like four.

And eight hours later discovers it. 4.30 a.m. This is classic early 20s female shit. It's college house stuff. This is insane. It's college house stuff. She goes back to sleep. Sleeps until 11 a.m oh this is classic early 20s female shit it's college house this is insane it's college house she goes back to sleep sleeps until 11 a.m the next day imagine seeing a strange man exiting your house while hearing a woman crying and being like it's okay i'm here to be there just be like whatever that was weird i gotta i'm going to sleep

coberger was about to graduate right i think so so. And what no one's taking into account is just how stressful finals week truly is. That's the thing. Studying in college, it really can be a lot. And you start doing crazy things. You're sleep deprived. You're so close to getting that damn degree. And you're up all night.

Blow off a little steam. Just go to Moscow. I'm going to go to Moscow, blow off a little steam. Finals week is killing me. You know people said that. I'm so fucked up about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know somebody.

Some of the victims might have said that. About a month earlier was like, yeah, yeah. You know somebody. Some of the victims might have said that. About a month earlier it was like, finals week is gonna kill me. Yeah, and Coburger's just listening. Sharpening his knife. It's so sick.

We're really fucked up. We're sick puppies. We're against murder. We're just sick. I'm against it, but it's like... We have to talk about it. We have to talk about it.

What are we supposed to talk about? How sad it is? We know it's sad. We know it's sad. We have to pretend like these people didn are we supposed to talk about? How sad it is? We know it's sad. We know it's sad. We have to pretend like these people didn't really exist for our entertainment purposes. He's a pathetic serial killer. Of course. He's a pretty pathetic serial killer.

Of course, John. If he's guilty. Oh, wow. Look at you. You really take him to task. Put it on better. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no.

I'm not saying he's a pathetic... You are ripping Coburger. I'm saying he could have been better. Give him a break. What happened to the good one? You know when like whole cities For Christ's sakes

man he's been through enough. Sorry guys. But yeah so Joey is that it? So yeah she saw him didn't say anything to the cops

and then just went to sleep so that was kind of it on that point. He's like what kind of fucking idiot? It's very strange. I would be so mad if my daughter got killed

and then you find out the roommate saw it and didn't fucking say anything. Well, here's the thing. I could chalk that up to these college houses. I mean, when I visited my friends in college, it was just a free-for-all. There's just random idiots walking in and out of the place all the fucking time.

Yeah, that's true. You don't know what's going on. But the crying... The crying is weird, but also women be crying. That is true. It's a house full of women. Drunk college women do be crying. She probably would have called the cops if no one cried that night.

She's like, something weird's going on. She's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, none of my roommates have had a hysterical reaction to extremely normal things this week. I'm starting to freak out. But yeah, that is what is very weird about it is like the mask thing.

Here's the thing. Wait, he was in a mask? I don't know if it was a COVID mask or burglar mask. If it was burglar mask, she's a full-blown retard idiot and that's insane. COVID mask is still sketchy. Still sketchy because it's Idaho first off. Who the fuck is wearing those?

It's 4 something a.m. in an empty house. In an empty house. So it's like on the way out, you're like, oh, let me make sure I don't get COVID on the way out of this house at 4 a.m. But that's what everybody that wears a mask outside for no reason, they're normalizing this behavior

and they're letting murderers get away with it. Well, it's crazy that he killed four people without any struggle. That's what I'm so confused by because this woman was alive we're awake when when this happened i mean i'm pretty sure she was awake when she ordered a postmates like seven minutes before this happened if you caught me dead asleep and just started stabbing me i'm done yeah you know what i mean you don't make a noise you don't go what the fuck and like fire i mean bro if that dude's just stabbing you, there's nothing you can do, man. Imagine, like, how quick the adrenaline hits you.

That's what I'm so confused by is, like, how... Well, they had defensive wounds. Like, I sleep on my stomach. Like, I'm fucked. They had defensive wounds. Oh, really? They had defensive wounds, yeah. Oh.

So, meaning, like, they tried to block. Their hand got slashed. But I guess just no screaming, or... I guess you can just stab right in the heart, and you die quick. But they had defensive wounds, though. I don't know. I just don't understand how no one in the fucking house heard anything. I heard it takes, like, for even someone who's, like, extremely situationally aware,

it takes, like, five to ten seconds to react to something like that. Like, people who aren't, like, it takes upwards of 15 to 20 seconds. How do you kill four people in eight minutes? With a knife and nobody makes a noise. It was a speed run, dude. He was going into that house. He was getting four. I don't know.

Eight minutes is a long time. Yeah, that is kind of long. I guess it is. It's like one. That's a kill. And then you sneak into another room and hope they're asleep and they don't wake up. I mean, he was a boxer, too. Well, he took a boxing class.

I thought he lost a bunch of weight boxes. He lost weight. I don't know if he's good at boxing. I was saying maybe he's fast. What does it make you good at stabbing? It makes him faster. It's just very strange that the woman saw him and didn't think anything of it. But I'm going to chalk it up to college weirdness. That's another reason.

I was just picturing coming in there with boxing gloves on. He's the first serial killer who boxes you to death. Upon review of the video, there are only a few cars that enter and exit this area during the time frame. Is that a Ford Taurus? No, that looks...

I think that's a Ford Taurus. It's a Ford Fusion, I believe. No, that's a Taurus. I love those cars. They made... I guess that's a new... What's with the grill? It's not a police car.

It's a cop car. It's a police car. Entering the area at the fourth time at approximately 4 or 4 a.m. The cop's like, put my car in front of the house. It's not a cop car. It's a cop car. Oh, okay. Yeah. The cop's like, put my car in front of the house. It looks sick. He's like, I need a new Facebook profile picture. The detective's like, I just got this new bumper grill on it.

What shirt is he wearing? He's wearing that weird, it's the type of shirt of a guy that talks to your dead grandfather. He's about to show us a magic trick. Yeah the road he's about to pull out a ouija board they gotta put the disaster response truck three-point turn and then driving eastbound again down queen road what is that what is disaster that's what they're loading the bodies into they don't want anyone to see them carrying bodies out of the house they're putting the disaster response truck in there. It's probably got, like, a refrigerated kind of thing in there

to keep bodies in. Oh, God. Well, no, no, no. I think this is from... They left the crime scene alone. This is an In-N-Out truck. Yeah, that's a food truck. That's a big In-N-Out truck after the tragedy.

They did catering, yeah. They go, guys, we know this is rough for the town to wake up to. Free in and out. Animal style on the city. This murder was animal style. Don't worry, it's on the government's dime. This murder was animal style. That's why you're getting animal style fries.

Detective walks in there, looks at all the dead bodies, and goes, this murder was animal style. That's why you're getting animal style fries. The detective walks in there, looks at all the dead bodies. He goes, this murder was animal style. He goes, you guys think that's animal style? He goes, take a look at this. Just showing horrific images to everybody. Check out these grilled onions. He goes, hey, that burger looks a little sloppy. Check this shit out.

You ever see what Coburger does? It looks like this was a Coburger. Animal style. It's called the Coburger. Yeah, the Coburger. And then they hold up a Beyond Patty. They go, this is what that fag Coburger would eat. And they just start punching the head sheriff.

Just start punching the head sheriff. We should open up a fast food chain called Co-Burgers. But all the food is just like chopped up. The meat's really rare. The burgers come with a mask on them. It's a COVID mask on all of them. You can only order it between

4 and 4.17 a.m. Somebody sneaks it into your house. The number one's called the Don't Worry, I'm Gonna Help You. Oh, God. Oh, man. We are just such cold individuals.

Obviously, if this happens, it's in the fucking horrible but this is fortunately five minutes we have to do this people know people know where our heart is that suspect one is next seen departing the area of the King Road residents at approximately 420 a.m. at a high rate of speed suspect vehicle one is next observed traveling southbound on walenta drive based on my knowledge of the area what do you do if you kill camera footage in the neighborhood jack off not show suspect vehicle one during that time frame i

believe i also had no clue there was a moscow i i iowa idaho idaho right yeah so strange moscow idaho you know what the biden administration did when they heard about this they sent ukraine Iowa? Idaho? Idaho, right? Yeah. So strange. Moscow, Idaho. You know what the Biden administration did when they heard about this? They sent Ukraine $5 billion. Zelensky's like, oh my God. There's a lot of bad people in Moscow even telling you this. Give Ukraine $9 trillion billion. Looks like Koberger was another Russian spy. Suspect vehicle one likely exited the neighborhood

at Palouse River Drive and Conestoga Drive. I mean, there's never been a guiltier man. He actually had it going for himself for a little bit, Joe. Remember, like, we were looking at this case about a week ago, and they had just got him, but it was still very vague, and we were like, is he the guy? Like, they didn't really know for sure if it was him. Right.

Well, so what was going on? They basically said, so what happened? We found this out afterward. For months, it looked like they had no evidence. And then once he was arrested, they revealed that they had DNA, but just no match. Right. So then they sent the DNA off to, like, ancestry.com gene pool yep and they i think using that they were able to narrow it down to like using this dna we now it could be the following

5 000 people and then they had to go through and be like well not this guy he lives in texas this guy died in you know 1998 this guy, he was at his job. He couldn't have been in. They finally got to Koberger, and they were like, well, wait, he went to school, right? He's 10 miles away. And then they started their investigation.

What is the DNA that they got? From where? The sheath. The sheath. Man. He probably had his own blood on the sheath. They had defensive wounds. So there's that many Brian Kober... I don't understand, though. Like, how did the DNA on the sheath not immediately trace back? Because he's not a criminal. They don't have him on the sheath. They had defensive wounds. So there's that many Brian Coburn? I don't understand, though.

How did the DNA on the sheath not immediately trace back? Because he's not a criminal. They don't have him on the criminal. If your DNA isn't in an FBI database or a criminal database, then they have to send it to Ancestry.com. And then there are a bunch of people. They can just profile you. They can basically be like, your DNA matches the following profile.

We don't have an exact match, but the following families fit this DNA profile. We're looking for a Western European man. They're not looking for a black dude. They're not looking for a Latino. They know his ethnicity. Right, okay, interesting. They can filter it down.

Didn't they have a partial plate or something? They had the car, and they might have had a partial plate. Yeah, with that enough, you could get a search warrant. He was in the area a bunch of times. He was, in fact, the next day he came back. He turned his phone off when he did it, and then he came back the next morning and didn't turn his phone off. Yeah, he's a big dummy.

So they're like, why were you in the area? I don't know if they did this, but so they probably, when they found him as a suspect, they probably looked at the phone records. And then what a lot of these investigations do is they follow you around and they wait for you to like finish a drink and then throw your drink in the trash. Then they get your exact DNA and now they match it to the sheath. And now it's like, okay, that's an exact thing. That's naughty.

Arrest him. That's naughty police. That's like a woman banging an NFL player and then going and poking a hole in the condom with a trash can. That is like this. It's like DNA tampering. It's the exact same.

And they're both equally bad. ...into Whitman County, Washington. Affidavit. God, I love that word. It's good. Affidavit....is I love that word. Affidavit. ...approximately 10 miles from Moscow, Idaho. Both Pullman and Moscow are small college towns,

and people commonly travel back and forth between them. We've talked about this before, when he was ultimately apprehended. The connection, the geographical distance between his university and where... I get Major Guido vibes from this guy. We're going to continue on. Me too. Yeah. Law enforcement officers...

He goes, I'm going to investigate another murder. He goes, I'm like, Ma, I gotta investigate another murder. He goes, Ma, finish the gravy. I got a big murder tonight. Did you wash the black shirt, Ma? Ma, I'm doing my Law and Crime Trial Network shit tonight. Hey, I need that banded collared black shirt. Makes me look like I play with Ouija boards, Ma. Iron the black shirt, Ma.

Give me the black shirt. A co-burger just got arrested. Iron the black shirt, ma. Give me the black shirt. Iron the black shirt. Jesus Christ. They don't give sauce monkeys like this that many opportunities. As a result, investigators have been reviewing information on persons in possession of a vehicle of this type. Investigators were given access to video. You know what I want to do?

Investigators were given access to video You know what I want to do? I want to get an image Of Koberger in Like being walked by the police Or just perp walk And then put the Con Air music You're just going to get a dance Put the Con Air music to this, could you?

Oh, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Can I play it on YouTube? Just go to another YouTube and just type Con Air Music. I don't know if... I'm going to love this. Yeah. Is it Leigh-Anne Rimes? No, no, no, no.

Theme song? No, no, no, no, no. You got to pick the... Theme song. There we go. Okay, play that. Now put that... You got to play.

Put the perp walk on silent. Play that. Now put that. Put the. You got to play. Put the perp walk on silent. Play this. Where's the. The perp walk. Okay. So the perp walk's on silent. Fuck yes. This is sick.

It's intense. Better than I could have even imagined. This works perfectly. I know. Him and Steve Buscemi are having a tea party in a fucking airstrip. They go, Brian Koberger. Convicted of four murders. Replay.

Brian Koberger's like, don't touch that woman. Vegan pussy, Brian Koberger. They say he went into a house in Moscow, Idaho with a butcher knife. Oh, we were just about to get the drums. That was good. That was fantastic.

So, Joey, what's going on with some of your pals back in South Dakota recently? This is one of the, this is, I actually am so embarrassed. I've told a few people this story. You've been, it's been affecting you all week. It has. It's been consuming your mind all week. It's tortured. I'm tortured by it. And I also told a few people

that heard it and then they were like, I don't want to hear about this. It's disgusting. And they're like, this is off-putting. I don't even want to talk to you. I think I lost friends by telling this and by people knowing that I'm associated with this.

But yeah, I went, and we're not going to say any names, obviously. So I went to South Dakota for Christmas, and it's just like, the older I get, the more I'm realizing my South Dakota friend groups, and this is no clues, but this is sort of a new friend group that I've been hanging out with in South Dakota, but they And this is, no clues,

but this is sort of a new friend group that I've been hanging out with in South Dakota. But they've been sort of going deeper and deeper down the South Dakota rabbit hole. Yeah. Which is just a consequence of age and living in South Dakota. Where it's like, so you become more and more conservative

and you sort of just lean into the trashiness and all this. Yeah. But so anyways, I was, one night I didn't go hang out with this so anyways, I was one night, I didn't go hang out with this one group and I was just like whatever, I was

hungover or something. And they, so then like on like Friday I went out and I'm like, well so how did that night go? And one of my other friends was like, ah, nothing crazy, they just drank a bunch of breast milk and then fucked each other.

nothing crazy. They just drank a bunch of breast milk and then fucked each other. And he wasn't trying to be funny. He wasn't trying. He was just sincerely like, ah, nothing.

They just drank breast milk, fucked each other. He's just like this. He's like, that's what happened. Yeah, and then he's like, and then, yes, I just went home

and then like, they played pool. Yeah, and then I go, hey, what? What now? You had to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's go back to the last thing.

Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. What? So then I messaged my friend who was there at this place when it happened. And I'm like, could you give me some more info on this? I heard that you guys. You had to start doing research.

Yeah. I was like, I want to know what happened here. This is a weird thing that I just heard. And he's like, well, the 60 minutes timer is going on. Andy Rooney, like, who would drink the milk from a pregnant woman at a party?

There's a brass milk orgy happening in Rapid City, South Dakota. Seems to me that'd be rather strange. Do they not have normal City, South Dakota? Seems to me that'd be rather strange. His little beady eyes. Do they not have normal milk in South Dakota? But so I was like, I'm like, dude, what is this? What's going on here?

And he's like, so he goes, well, first of all, what? We drank breast milk and then fucked each other? He goes, oh my God, dude. He goes, nobody fucked anyone. all what we drank breast milk and then fuck each other he goes oh my god dude he goes nobody fuck anyone and then i was like well you wacko yeah i was like well you but your but so the milk stuff though that what was that and he's like oh come on nothing dude he goes there was a girl there a couple girls had babies. This is what people do

when they have babies. They give the baby milk. And then I'm like, who's the baby? I'm like, is the baby a waiter at Buffalo Wild Wings? Because that's what I heard.

I heard there's a poor waiter at Buffalo Wild Wings who's got a mouthful of mommy's milk. So then he goes, it was nothing like what you're making it sound like. We went back to the house. We had breast milk because there's a, the girls have babies.

Sorry, that's what happened. He keeps acting like this is just such a crazy. It was a normal night at Buffalo Wild Wings. He keeps acting like, yeah, you don't have a baby. You don't understand. Sometimes you spike the waiter of Buffalo Wild Wings. He keeps acting like, yeah, you don't have a baby. You don't understand. Sometimes you spike the waiter of Buffalo Wild Wings with the breast milk. Golly. So, yeah, he's like, yeah.

So we came over. We told him it was a rum shot, and we just gave him a shot of breast milk, and he took it. Poor guy. Poor guy. No, they're making a fool out of the poor guy. Yeah, and they're also making their kid go from being 6'3 to 5'2. That's the other thing. It's like, I want someone to sit go from being 6'3 to 5'2. That's the other thing. I want someone to sit down.

I know the baby can't understand words, but I want somebody to sit down. If that baby is ever drinking baby formula and explain to that baby, the reason that you're on the formula right now is because we gave the last of your sacred milk to a waiter.

Joey's going to be like seven years old with Christopher Walken and Pulp Fiction explaining to the baby as an adult. You have to explain to that. Here's why you get the flu six times a year.

You explain to that baby why it has allergies. Your mother gave the breast milk in 2022. You explain to that baby why it doesn't have any ACL. It's got meningitis. Because you guys were feeding the whole town

its milk. But so anyways, I recorded a video of Devin. I told Devin the story and I filmed him reacting to it. And then I sent it to a bunch of the perpetrators. Of the perps. I sent it to the milk perps.

They need a perp walk. Walk right through the fucking Gerber section. And I thought, of the perpetrators. Of the perps. I sent it to the milk perps. They need a perp walk. They need a perp walk. Walk right through the fucking Gerber section of Thor. And I thought, I'm like, if you're going to be doing pranks that are so crazy that Steve-O from Jackass won't even do them, you can't then now get mad at me for reacting. But they actually got kind of, they were like, oh, I think they were like. They think I was like being serious. Like I was seriously disappointed in them?

Devin is so good at making fun of people that it's like, I think they saw it and they were just like, oh, damn. Probably made him feel really bad. I didn't even know it was happening. I was hung over. Joey just starts filming me like, Devin, he told me this insane story and I was like, it's disgusting. They should be ashamed. I didn't know they were sensitive

about it. I literally thought, like, anyone who's doing this with breast milk is is they have a good sense Of humor and they can take some Some jokes about it But so they got pretty mad I feel like there's a part of the story we're not getting What do you think? They're getting pretty defensive about it

Yeah that's what's saying I think they're really ashamed Where the fuck did each other come from? That's what I'm trying to figure embarrassed my first friend who told me about it I have a theory that everyone in South Dakota is banging everybody it is really weird and trashy and anytime you go to South Dakota

there's like this anytime you go to a bar you will hear like three times throughout the night like oh this person fucked this person who's coming like tell them that they're there because it's gonna be weird like everybody's fucked throughout the night like, oh, this person fucked this person who's coming. Tell them that they're there because it's going to be weird. It's like everybody's fucked everybody

and it's just like this gross, trashy little... But it's normal there. It's not even like it's normal to them, but it's uncomfortable for me. Yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do? There's a kid in South Dakota

that's going to grow up to be three foot nine. If he survives the winter, you know. If he survives the winter. No, I mean, yeah. It's like the Donner Party out there. The only baby that's bald by 12. It's like the Benjamin Button baby. Yeah, they created Andy Milonakis.

Yeah. One fail swoop. Yeah, baby's going to have progeria. One shot of breast milk thrown down the drain your baby now has arthritis the baby's got arthritis at 13 yeah

I said because they're so mad at me I said I wanted to record like a big apology video but then like 30 seconds into the apology I take a big drink of milk and then I have like a cartoonish milk mustache for the rest of the apology, I take a big drink of milk. And then I have a cartoonish milk mustache for the rest of the apology. I'm so sorry, guys. I apologize.

But now it's fine. I think they'll just forget about it. No one's spoken to you since? No. Oh, man. Wow, you've always been exiled. This is really crazy what's going on here. I don't know.

They pick you where a scarlet letter. You what's going on here. I don't know. They pick you as Scarlet Letter. You go back to South Dakota. You're wandering around. It's hilarious that Joey's the voice of reason for these people. That's wild, yeah. That's what I was... It's the only place where I look like a very classy member of society. I go there and I literally just feel like I'm you know

like the mayor like Sinatra showed up meanwhile I'm like so drunk that I can't speak or walk Dean Martin's in town. Oh, golly. Yeah, I don't know. There's not really much else to do there.

It's just we hope that they take the steps to get better. They do the work. They have to listen. No, that's the thing. You can't be giving breast milk to a waiter at Buffalo Wild Wings. You guys deserve to catch a little heat on this and get better and stop it. Well, because there's only a limited amount of breast milk. Legally, that's like coming on a stranger, right?

I think legally it is very... Legally, it's like coming on a stranger. It's like assault with bodily fluid. If that guy got really angry about it, he could have gotten them in a lot of trouble, I think. Yeah. It's like putting cum and like... I think if he went to the police station, the police would just make fun of him or something. Probably.

But it's like putting cum in... They'd be chugging breast milk themselves. It's like putting cum in like clam chowder or something. I think it would be... Yeah. Like you tricked them. Like that high school seizure with the cum and the cookies.

Yeah. Yeah. They didn't know what they were drinking. It's a crime. It's a crime. I mean, I had no idea in South Dakota they were just like, oh, fuck, I'm fucking just so hungover.

You want a white Russian? Well, we're all out of half and half. No, let's take my baby's milk. That was another really funny text I got where when defending himself, my friend was like, dude, look, it was in the fridge. The guy was there. Somebody poured a shot. I mean, he's acting like once it enters the fridge,

it's now drinkable to all humans. Yeah, yeah. Right. He's like acting like if it's in, once it enters the fridge, it's now drinkable to all humans. Yeah, yeah. Right. He's like, yeah, listen, I really am in the mood for an Irish Carbo, but we don't have any milk. You're like, it's pretty cold outside. I don't want to go to the store and get milk. I mean, oh, man, what are all these pregnant knockers for? He goes, God damn it, I've got Cheerios.

I got a bowl. Yeah. And I got my wife's big milky tits. I don't got any milk. I got a crying baby. I got a hungry crying baby. But if I put that crying baby in a room and lock the door, I have cereal milk. What are you going to do?

What are you going to do? You know, you got to do what you got to do sometimes. You got to do what you got to do. They're just goofs, you know? A bunch of goofs. Oh, fuck. So, um, Joey and I,

if you've been following the Hatewatch podcast for at least the better part of the last year and a half, I think you know that we've been, we used to be obsessed with these things called First Amendment audits. Joe, why don't you explain what that is real quick? So a First Amendment audit is

basically a private journalist who goes around with a video camera, and they often go to places like post offices where you're legally allowed to film but by filming there you're going to cause a scene yes because they often will just go to public places film and be very strange and not answer anybody's questions right so it comes off like well what are you do it like are you guys going to shoot up the place or like it's very

weird and sinister it is a technically legal activity that looks very weird and suspicious, and it will get the cops called on you basically every time. So it's good for YouTube views and stuff. Yes, it gets a lot of views. There's a lot of confrontations, and a lot of them carry pepper spray, guns on them. And if they get confronted at all and anyone touches them, they can't wait to pepper spray people. Exactly.

Basically, all they do is they just film low-wage workers the low-wage workers walk out get pissed off they touch them and then they pepper spray a low-wage worker so yeah they're like egging people on and they're trying to get into confrontations so that they can get views for their thing and some of these guys like make a living off lawsuits from these things yeah they'll sue the city the whole thing so we joey and i recently we we got out of the game we got out of the game a while ago um just got an email so let's see oh is it uh what's his face the irs there what's his face the irs um we uh we got out of the game a while back. We used to be obsessed with them. Amaganzit, Slow,

San Luis Obispo Observer, what have you. The classics. We recently stumbled upon, I stumbled upon the greatest fucking moment I've ever seen in a single audit. This is my favorite audit ever. It's the best thing I've ever seen.

I'm going in blind. This is Riverside County Accountability. Somebody needs to hold Riverside County accountable. I used to watch these. I'm going in blind. This is fantastic. This is Riverside County accountability. Okay? Because somebody needs to hold Riverside County accountable. And you're doing the work. Thank you. So look at this. They're at like a weird...

They're just at like a fucking chop shop yard or like a junk yard, I guess. It's a Semicer Park there, and I think it's a chop shop. They're just filming a weird fucking lot. Yeah, usually they're fucking with post office workers. They're like blue collar workers. Now they're fucking with meth heads that work at a garbage lot. Yeah, they need to have this job so they can tell their parole officer something. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, shit. Let's see how this goes. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And they always talk to the... They're always on a live stream, and there's always a bunch of psychos watching them, and they're like, hey, what's up? He's like, Steve Flannan, thank you for watching.

We got somebody right here with the pressure washer. And for anyone who's not familiar with Southern California, Riverside County fucking sucks. Sucks ass. It all looks like this. It's just... See, I see this and I'm like, this is beautiful. Sunset. Look at the mountains in the background.

This guy. With his pesticide tank. He's rubbing up his pesticide tank. He's making dinner. He's like, I gotta get rid of the worms in my ass. Hold on a second. There's worms in my ass. Hold on a second. There's worms in my ass. He's spraying Roundup up his ass

to get rid of the bugs. It's a normal day in Riverside. Oh, man. Truck stop. He's got those fly catchers hanging on his ass. He's got the little laser beam things. So there's just this guy, this poor weirdo. This guy, look at his gut.

Yeah, he rocks. Well, wait, skip ahead to when you can really see his gut. Because we're not... Because this is... It's just kind of unavailable. There he is. Okay, right there. So he looks like the guy... It's just kind of unavailable. He's got this crazy hernia. He's got a crazy face.

He's just been through the ringer, this guy. He looks like the guy on the motorcycle in Raising Arizona. He's done 10 years in jail. He's suspicious. His belly button, there's a fist coming out of his stomach. I love those dudes. Their intestines start coming out of their belly button. They have a hernia in their stomach. I love those dudes. They get so fat, like their intestines start coming out of their belly button

and it forms like a hernia. Yeah, they have a hernia in their belly. I love those dudes. I love those dudes. That's not even the worst angle. It gets so much weirder looking. And he keeps going like, what are you...

He's like, what are you looking at? Are you okay? What's going on? And they just don't respond. He just goes... He's like, what? He's got 15 children. Look at that gut.

This is great. This is like... Look at that stomach. Oh, my God. Look at that. Oh, wow. I thought it would be really funny if we found out this wasn't even an audit. They're just scientists that work at like a hernia lab.

They're studying him like Jane Goodall studying a chimp. They're like, we've run out of subjects at Bass Pro Shop. We need to head down to the truck stop. We heard the greatest hernia of all time is in Riverside County at a chop shop. They go, doctor, there's a hernia in Riverside. We gotta tag him. We gotta get there now. Tag him.

They go, it's the goddamn size of a planet. He goes, get my goddamn car keys. We're going right now. This man's belly button looks like a softball.

We gotta get out there. It's like Jurassic Park. They got the cars with the fucking elevators on them. And then this is like the lady that runs it. She's like the mademoiselle of the meth heads.

She's walking around with just a tube. She's got a piece of tube. Meth head mama-san right here. Two peas in a pod, these two. That's where that goes. Yep. I think it's more like two rocks and a crack pipe. I want to see a buddy comedy starring these two.

I would love to see this. Let's skip a little ahead. He just starts flipping them off. He's like he's got one tooth he's got one big tooth oh my god holy fuck

he just keeps calling them like faggots, I guess. Wow. What happened to his face? Acne and years of drug abuse. Yeah, he's like Edward James Olmos. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. Looks like if Danny Trejo was in The Whale. Brown. Green eggs and ham. What is he saying? He's like, green eggs and ham. Hickory dickory dock. He's like, hickory dickory dock.

Put that calorie converter back on that block. He's like, cat in the hat. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that stomach. That is like a, it's like a gun. Yeah, the angrier it gets, the at that stomach. That is like a gun. Yeah, the angrier it gets, the bigger it gets. He's like a bullfrog.

He uses it to scare a predator. What's she doing? She's holding up her copy of the First Amendment. She thinks that they're deaf and dumb, so she's holding up a sign. This is the best part. She somehow looks at the situation and decides. They must be like. They can't hear.

They can't read. They can only read. They can only read. Yeah. What does the sign say? And he just goes, no, no, no. He just. Oh, I can't wait for this.

I'm recording you guys too, but you guys don't speak? Are you guys deaf? What does it say? Because I'm going to call the police right now. Can you tell me anything? This is a private property. I think you need permission to film us. Why are you filming us, and what do you want?

That's very reasonable. Very reasonable. I like how she says, I think you need permission to film us. Yeah, I think. Yeah, she's actually admitting she could be wrong. These people are way cooler than people at post offices. That is true. Yeah.

Well, they're street people. No, they're street. They know the rules of the streets. These are street urchins. Look at his hernias, like, sweating. Look at this guy. This guy lives in the sewer. It's like Pinocchio.

He's a sewer man. His stomach is Pinocchio. It's getting longer. Look at these. The meeting of the minds. Peaky in the brain. Peaky in the brain. Look at these The meeting of the minds Guys, quick sidebar He's like The guy's behind the camera I don't know if you guys can hear him.

He's like, they just got educated as fuck. One guy's like. Got the sun coming up. Sheesh. Oh, my God. you just did the That's great Alright should we skip to the Yeah yeah yeah

The epic Let's get it So this guy driving by There's this gang Hell yeah This black gangbanger Drives by By the way this has all been a lead up

To this moment. This is like a masterpiece. This is honestly the funniest minute I've ever seen. In any video ever. So fucking good. I'm still in awe. This gangbanger pulls up in his Lexus. Just do it.

All right, hold on. Just do it. Oh, I can't wait. I love dudes Just do it. He's got a Lexus. I love dudes who pull places like this on a luxury vehicle. Yeah. He works there. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. So he obviously is in huge amounts of debt for his Lexus, and he works at a shithole.

Yeah. Here we go. Oh, here we go. Look at this king. Oh, my God. Yes. Hell yeah, folks. Check this out. This guy's so high. Look at him. Oh, yeah we go. Look at this king. Oh, my God. Yes. Hell yeah, folks. Check this out.

This guy's so high. Look at him. Oh, yeah. He's high as hell. Why are you recording, bro? Oh, shit. Oh, this dude doesn't fuck around. Well.

Give me your phone, bro Well Give me your phone bro Give me your phone Back up man Why are you recording me bro Back up You said what I'm from EC190 nigga Oh shit Pepper sprayed him

Maced him right in the face And then look at this He literally turns into a Benny Hill movie He becomes like Jerry Lewis He literally turns into a Benny Hill movie. He becomes like Jerry Lewis. He walks right into a trailer. He starts flailing. He turns completely retarded. Then he wanders around the street.

Hold on. He pops right out back from behind the trailer in a second. He pops right out over here. Come on. Come on, baby bird. Be second. He pops right out over here. Come on. Come on, baby bird. Be patient. He comes right out. Does he still try to act hard?

No, no, no. The pepper spray basically turns him into like Chris Tucker. He turns into a hilarious... Look at him. He falls. He's like on the phone. He's like trying to call somebody.

He keeps flailing. He's itching. And He's like trying to call somebody He keeps flailing He's itching And he keeps walking all weird He like turns into this like weird duck He turns into a crackhead He's like He's clearly got his eyes closed But he wants to keep walking He wants to keep walking

Yeah And so then he Oh this is great Oh he's so pissed off. Check this out. Check out. Wait for the trip. He's like, ah.

Oh, shit. Look at this. He's looking at them. It's his car. Why is he walking like that? He loses all control over his body. Sit down on the curb, man. They're like, sit on the curb, bro.

He's like, sit down. They're like, sit on the curb. He becomes a master of physical comedy. I know. Unbelievable. You pepper spray this guy. He turns into fucking Martin Lawrence. That's amazing.

You want me to call the cops? Oh, yeah. What a baller move. The best part hasn't even happened yet. They have to tell him, bro, no, you're walking into your car. Hold on. He's, like, trying to find things he can't see. Are you trying to get in your car?

They're like, bro, it's not your car. He's like trying to find things he can't see. Are you trying to get in your car? They're like, bro, it's not your car. He walks, that's your car, bro. Wait, wait, wait. Go to the yell. What did he say? There's a car right there.

Let me hold my hand, bro. It's bleeding to my eye. He goes, hold my hand, bro! Believe me! He goes, hold my hand! Hold my hand! One minute ago, he was like, Issa, bitch! Northwide Long Beach, motherfucker! Issa, oh no!

Fuck you! Give me! Hold my hand! Please, hold my hand! A minute later, he's like, hold my hand! It was phenomenal. Oh my god, I've like, hold my hand. It's phenomenal. Oh, my God. I've never seen anything like this.

I almost feel like it was, like, faked. Like, I can't believe this guy went from being a gangster to this is insane. This is wonderful. Just hold me, man. Hold my hand. My eyes are bleeding. His entire character just collapses in a heartbeat. Sit down.

Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down right here. Sit down right here. He must feel bad. His entire character just collapses in a heartbeat. He must feel bad. Poor fucking God. They're being nice to him because he did get super aggressive with him. He hit the phone out of their hand. You can't grab shit. You can't grab people. It's just pepper spray. Chill out, grab people It's just pepper spray Chill out man It's just pepper spray

Chill out man Chill out Get us some water I mean it's like Hurry up Have a milk These guys created this situation You have water in your car man?

Yeah It's a completely created This never needed to happen Oh no not at all And then he just goes to work And then he leaves his Lexus in the middle of the road. And this guy's like vaping. Shouldn't be grabbing people's stuff.

Shouldn't be grabbing people's stuff. He's like, I'll turn any gangbanger into string cheese. He's like the string cheese guy. He's turning into a wiggly man. Like one of those things outside of car lots. He's like, get your Gumby ass back to work. Get back to work, Gumby. Now that is, isn't that one of the finest pieces of comedy I've ever seen?

That was fantastic. That was lovely. Incredible. Man. Incredible. What time are we done? So they banned these things. Oh, they banned flavored vapes in California

Officially banned Prop 31 or something Unbelievable right under our noses I had no idea this was even happening I know they did it in the quiet at night When nobody was paying attention I was in South Dakota because I never would have let this happen Much like Coburger they did it right in the middle of the night

He would have gone to Sacramento and filibustered No flavored vapes in California. I mean, it's like an Armenian potato famine. I could literally start a legit business just driving to Arizona, buying a bunch of elf bars and bringing them back. Oh, we could easily. You think there's a bunch of Middle Eastern dudes out here that are just like, what will we do without the watermelon ice?

A long winter ahead without the watermelon lush ice. I think a strawberry kiwi watermelon. Strawberry kiwi watermelon is no more. Man. How you been, Johnny? Great. Great. Feeling good.

Monkey pox is fully cleared up. I'm losing it. Let me see your... What happened to your thumb now? You guys want to see? Is that from sticking your... What's going on? Stop up guys' asses. Yeah, you want to see this, Joey? What happened to your thumb, dude? You want to see? Sure. Sure. I mean, how bad could it be?

It's pretty bad, bro. What happened? What happened to your thumb? It's coming off. Jesus, that is gross. Put it back on. Put it back on. Put it back on, buddy. Why is your nail not there? So when I had the hand, foot, and mouth, the lady told me. She warned me.

She said, your fingernails may come off. What the hell is going on with you? Jesus Christ. I'm a sick puppy. What? You've got to leave this job. I think I got it at Jits. People that work in sewers don't have any problems. It'll grow back. I'll only give it like four months

It'll be back You're disfigured They're never Yeah I'm losing a thumbnail The job is legitimately It's disfiguring you Really? You know

It's deforming you It's turning you out No it's not It's not what happens People don't get jobs as bartenders And five months later They don't turn into elephant man After five months I'll get a you know i'll you know whatever it's gross you know yeah you should

you're wearing jackets like you're an astronaut i look dope dude everybody wants this jacket i've had like five compliments on this jacket today it's a good yeah it's a great jacket i look like i'm in top gun you do it's a sturdy it's a sturdy jacket yeah it's amazing it's good it's very cozy 80 bucks best 80 bucks ever spent. It's fantastic. What are you guys up to? What's going on here? Nothing.

Just chilling. Just trying to figure out how much longer we have you for. Probably another three years. Before you die? Yeah. No, I'm, you know, I think I might have got it jits. You know, there's a lot of people that are jits. Yeah, because you don't shower after Jitsu.

I do, but there's on Saturdays. So I'm going to get a bunch of antimicrobial wipes. I'm just going to wipe my body down. Just shower. Well, I can't on Saturdays. I got to go straight to work. Dude, they don't have showers at the gym. No, dude.

That's kind of a ripoff. That's a shitty gym. I think that's illegal. It might be illegal. How do you have gay sex if there's no showers there? You just do it dirty. You get down and dirty. But yeah, I'm losing a thumbnail.

Lost a couple. That's the grossest fucking thumb I've ever seen. You keep getting grosser, man. Keeping it wrapped up. It's all right. It's okay. I'm all good. I don't know about that.

No. You got to cut it out. Listen, things happen. Things happen, but they don't need to happen. You're bringing this on yourself because you don't shower after Jiu-Jitsu. I do shower after Jiu-Jitsu, but there's one day where I can't shower, but now I'm showering. For a long time. I'm not going on that day.

You told me you weren't showering. Yeah, I'd shower for like, I would wait like an hour or two and then I'd shower. No, you would not. You would go to sleep without showering. Oh yeah, sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes I'd be sleeping. Yeah.

You're really not taking into consideration just how many problems you've had. It was back-to-back ringworm, hand, foot, and mouth. It was a pretty crazy medical month. You had ringworm and then hand, foot, and mouth disease. Yeah. You're hosting viruses. I'm a host. You're the host.

But I'm better now. And my hands look great. They look fine now. He goes, they still look kind of poxy. they're a little poxy but they'll be good you look a little poxy my feet are fucked they look better than they did yeah they look better than they're on with your feet now uh you want to see no no they're just my feet look fine they just i'm losing all the skin it looks fine though. You still talking to that cannibal? What cannibal? Oh, Joshua?

Yeah, so Joshua. Didn't he get angry with you the other day? No. The African cannibal that you speak to? Oh, no, no. The guy who was in the wheelchair got angry at me. No, I know, but don't you speak to an African cannibal that kind of like... He didn't get angry with me.

He keeps sending me Christmas videos. So when I was 16, I saw this Vice documentary about the Vice guy to Liberia, and they went down to Liberia. Shane Smith was one. Shane Smith was cool. And he went to Liberia and met this guy, Joshua Blahey. And I just looked him up on Facebook, and he's been my pen pal for like 10-plus years now.

And, yeah, so we talk a lot. We talk about he's like a preacher now. He got like a – What did he do? He was a cannibal? Oh, buddy. I mean, we could have him on the show. Well, just quickly describe him. No, I don't want... You sure?

No, I don't want people that have killed and eaten children. He would fight butt naked. Oh, this is general butt naked. Yeah, he'd fight butt naked, but he would drink. I didn't know you were friends with him. Yeah, we've been talking for years. Now, why? What is there to get out of it? Well, he would drink butt naked, but he would, like, drink. I didn't know you were friends with him. Yeah, we've been talking for, like, years. Now, why? What is there to get out of it?

Well, he would drink the blood of children. Would he kill the kids? Yeah, dude. And then he'd go out. Okay, that's, like, I thought he was fine in roadkill. Does that ever come up? No, no. Does that ever come up in your conversation?

No. You just try to... I was just like, what are you up to, dude? Like, one time I hit him up, and he was like, I just had my laptop stolen. Like, it was. And I'm like, oh, that sucks. How would he kill the kids? Probably with a gun or something.

Are you 100% serious about this? I don't understand. He's a child murderer? Yeah, but then he was put up for war crimes and then he was like, listen, I found God and I've created my people. We helped the child soldiers.

What country? Liberia. So do you forgive him because he found God? No, he should be executed immediately. Why are you friends with him? Why do you talk to him? Because it's interesting. I don't know. You think you're like Capote?

Yeah, I'm sure I'm Capote. No, he's just a guy. He runs around, builds buildings and does church services. So he's done with eating kids? He's over the eating kids. He's done being a cannibal. It was a phase. It was a phase. It was a phase.

He was acting out. It was like skateboarding. The funny thing is on his Facebook, he'll post, I love God and Merry Christmas and shit. But every once in a while,

people from his past will pop up and comment on his... You ate my son, asshole. Kind of like that, but it would be like... My favorite one is he was trying

to be all righteous one time and this dude like commented like i saw you marching around in front of the u.s embassy in liberia holding the decapitated heads of like like four men and like and like parading them in front of u.s marines and you have the balls to do this it was just great stuff j Jesus. He's a cannibal warlord. He's been my pen pal since I was like 16. Your pen pal. I would stop talking to him.

Yeah, it's a real notebook situation. He's the, he's, yeah, he is gonna go to hell. You know? Yeah.

Well, you, you seem into it. I'm kind of just riding the wave, man. Sometimes these guys pop into your life. Yeah. Sure. They do.

They do. Yeah, we've all had our share of cannibal warlords in our lives. They do. God, I'm just swatting these guys off. Me and Mad Max. Every time I go to the gas station, I go, get out of here, Ndugu. I heard what you did last year. Zimbabwe, get the hell out of here.

Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe. Oh, boy. All right, yeah. Let's head over to the Patreon. Patreon.com slash hate watch podcast. Uh, once again,

thank you to Yarmul's. Yarmul's, you fucking rule. You're the man, dude. It's beautiful. Look at that beauty. It really,

it's so, it's so well made. It was crazy. I'm like, it's like overwhelming. Like, I don't, this is the most talented,

I don't know what this type of like art is called. What is this? Like, what is the title of a guy that makes stuff like this? He probably just makes furniture and was like, I'm going to make this display. Like a carpenter or something? Yeah, he's a carpenter. It's amazing. It's like the best carpenter I've ever

seen, but he's also just like the coolest guy ever. He loves ONA and shit. ONA fucking rocks, dude. He's just a funny dude. Anybody that tells me, if they know obscure ONA shit, I'm like... It's like I do the Star Trek thing. Y-A-R-N-L-E-S

on Instagram. Check him out. Buy some of his stuff. I don't know what he is, but he works in a workshop in Baltimore. Builds cool shit. Hit him up. Anything like this or other stuff. I'd love to visit Baltimore again. I actually really enjoy it.

I really enjoyed Baltimore. You don't go to the fucking wire parts. Yeah, you just stay in the nice... I stayed in a project when I was there, but it was fine. I stayed in the largest row house in Baltimore when I stayed there. It was the wildest thing I've ever been in.

It had a fucking elevator. It was like six stories tall. It was nuts. I went to a Polish club there. They put Old Bay on their hot dogs That's cool It was really tasty Old Bay's good on everything Old Bay's amazing

I never thought they'd put it on a hot dog Yeah Well Anyway Patreon.com Slash Haywatch Podcast God bless everybody out there God bless

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