Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Mar-a-Pawgo

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

After being out of the loop for weeks we shift back into gear and watch Trump's PAWG lawyer talk about his FBI raid, do a hate watch of Zelensky's photo shoot for Vogue and then wrap things up with the discovery of Andrew Tate Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Join the Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/hatewatchpod/ Available on all platforms. Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hate-watch-with-devan-costa/id1459356319 Follow the pod on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Hate_watch_pod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hatewatchpod/ Follow on Twitter: https://twitter.com/devancosta Follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/devanjamescosta/

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Bang. Those things are fucking ridiculous. I'm going to have steam coming out of my ears. All of the ingredients are like L-theanine, L-gymnastics, L-like it's all the weird, everything has an L before it. It has zero calories somehow. Stands for long dick. Potassium phosphate.

Very good, John. Very good. That's that wit we've been missing here. This is what they kill prisoners with. Oh yeah, it's in that lethal injection. They're like, this is what makes them not feel. It's just the Nickelodeon slime and they started putting it in cans. Yeah.

COQ10. I'm sure that's all. Have you noticed the B in the bang is actually a turbocharger for an engine? I thought it was a sniper. No, I believe it's a turbocharger. I don't know. Am I tripping? I don't know. It looks like a turbo. You're in real Baltimore there.

You're like a turbocharger. I think I'm just It looks like a turbo. You're in real Baltimore there. You're like a turbo. Turbo charger. I think I'm just my Valley Boys coming out. Oh, there's zero calories. I didn't know. That's what's crazy about them. What the fuck is in this? It's made in the USA.

That's why I bought it. Yeah, is that why? Yeah. Yeah, I support. Oh, it's patented, dude. Really? Yeah, they patented Bang Star Bl they patented bang star blast super creatine ultra coq tan it's like drinking a monster truck yeah that sounds sick dude that's what i need yeah oh my god all right

so what are we on i don't know i mean it's trying to we're out of the loop i've been out of the loop what i just i just want to give a quick shout out to Bass Ben. We were just talking about how cool Bass Ben is. Bass Ben is the great. Helps us out. Sends us stuff. I bring up Bass Ben more than all you guys. He's like my favorite listener. He seems like such a nice.

Don't act like you're a bigger fan than Joey. I talk to Bass Ben every once in a while. Not like Joey. What is this outfit? You look like a professional boogie boarder or something. What is this outfit? I just came from jujitsu. This is what I wear when I like a professional, like, boogie boarder or something. What is this outfit? I just came from jiu-jitsu. This is what I wear when I roll.

Could you stand up so that people can see? Stand up. Show your legs. What is this? It's my tights, dude. Your tights? I got my shorts and my tights. So I don't get staph infection.

Show your elbows. Oh, dude. They're fucked. I really don't get... You just sign up to get your ass kicked. You have a new injury every day. I can potentially kick ass, dude. It's hard to see in the thing, but his elbow's swollen.

My right elbow's swollen. Yeah, it's going really well. It's just fun. I'm starting to get better. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. This is great. It's very sweaty.

What is going on, John? You know stuff. Is Trump, is he actually, is this like the end of Goodfellas? Like, is he going away? I think. Are they playing? Is Layla playing? So I think we're going to have a big, I think it would be sick if he got charged and then

he ran for president so he can exonerate himself. It's kind of like who runs faster, the Fox or the rabbit? Is that why they said like Republicans want him to just announce he's running right now? That'd be sick. So he could, like, win and then just, like, be like, nope. No, I'm innocent. What do you think they have on him? It would be, here's the other thing, though, is, like, yeah, what he did was illegal,

but if he actually was, like, inciting the January 6th riots, that'd be cool. They said he, like, wanted to, like, fly a chopper there. Yeah, if Trump landed a chopper on the white house lawn during january 6th that'd be the coolest moment in american history is that his night government now his attorney is like everyone he hires has to be like hot kind of like who is this this is his attorney on like fox that dude that guy's a hot piece these guys are hot dude christopher ray Wray is fucking... Oh, my God, look at him. Look at Hannity.

Hannity looks like shit, dude. Hannity looks like a football player in the 1950s. His name's Brick. He looks like he wears a leather helmet. He played for Harvard. No, no, no, look at Trump's attorney. Look at that. He's got a attorney. Ooh, look at that. He's got a type.

Yeah. Let's see what comes out of those pillowy lips. Porno makeup. Hi, Mr. Hannity. Hi, Mr. Hannity. So I arrived around. Mr. Hannity. My client is innocent.

Mr. President is innocent. This is ridiculous. Is this even a real attorney? Yeah. I wish I could afford a J.O.I. from this broad. He gets his attorney off arrows. Yeah, he got his better call whore. 30 to 40 FBI agents that

I saw, five of which were wearing suits. The rest were in cargo pants, masks, and gloves. Yeah, but she noticed their pants. And they basically had unfettered access to the property. They had bulges in their pants. They refused to talk to me.

When I showed up, all I knew was that they were The FBI members all had big bulges. She keeps drifting off into horny descriptions. Like, um, anyways, could you stick to the facts on this? Richie, do the countdown, dude. Three, two, one. At that time, I was fond of the president.

That's one of my favorite things Richie does. You hold the balls You stroke the shaft I told the FBI agents There was no touching Can we stick to the legal implications Of the raid Legal implications I said while I'm dancing

And doing my show No touching What are the legal implications Of having me in handcuffs with a ball gag? I don't know where you're going with this, but we need to talk about the case. What was the warrant for Founded Upon, please? Founded Upon. Areas one, two, and three, which I understood to be the former president's bedroom.

Yeah, I'm sure you've been there. I've been there many times, Hannity. ...office and a storage room. And other than that, we were not allowed to talk to them or go inside at all. Did you ever get a chance to read the warrant? Did you ever get a copy of it? Did you ever get any other information? Do you know, are you get a copy of it? Did you ever get any other information? Do you know, are you aware of what they took out of Mar-a-Lago? The pages were all stuck together so I couldn't read it.

That's the thing. They had unfettered access to the property. They looked at God knows what in there and did God knows what in there. We have no idea. What the FBI did was an appalling display of abuse of power. All documents requested were previously handed over. President Trump and his team painstakingly reviewed every

single document at Mar-a-Lago and gave the government what they requested. If they needed any other documents, they could have just asked. And the warrant was secured under seal. I'm just having trigger discipline. I mean, you're just caught up looking at her. I'm swooning right really good I'm just having trigger discipline

I mean I'm just you're just caught up looking at her I'm swooning right now I'm just like sitting here like I'm so proud of her for what she

accomplished in her life John doesn't the FBI have better things to do like kill a black leader John Africa

and snoop around without attorneys present and in case they walked out With nothing So nobody would know That they overreached To this degree

You can tell She's still like dizzy On the thought Of getting gangbanged By the FBI It's plagued with Manipulation Corruption

Greed Deceit And fraud This was an overreach A reach around Whatever you wanna call it, John. Oh, fuck. John.

They way overstepped. I'm still washing the cum out of my hair. Rich hair is vibrating, John. John, I'm on a Sibian. Mr. Trump hired me when he was on a stand. She moves the chair and puts a Sibian down. And yet the National Archives praised

the working relationship that you had back in February and my understanding is they were there as recently as June and they were the ones that requested the padlock on one particular door. You're like, the Beetlejuice, how do you spell blue?

Correct, yes. Beetlejuice, what is law? They went through documents, to my understanding. They requested that a padlock be put on the door, and then they broke through that padlock just the other day. What documents do you think Trump has in his place? His son has committed a million fel his place? He's probably got like fucking...

It's just a cool ass contract. I picture his place like Mar-a-Lago being in like 40 year old Virgin when Paul Rudd gives him all his porn. Trump just has tapes called like Titty Fucks 06. All my

favorite titty fucks from the summer of 06. The FBI's like, this is an incriminating fuck. My favorite porno site's going down. I need somebody to download all my favorite videos and put them on a hard drive. Trump's just like, yeah, just documents of like, I archived all of Mike in Brazil in 2004. There's a rumor that Mike in Brazil is going offline.

There's a Fertilizer story. My friend's hot mom was removed from the internet in 2007. I have the archives. A video I've been jacking off to for 10 years got yanked. We need to be careful. Let's just be safe and download everything. Sealed undisclosed passenger in the car. A secret list of undisclosed powerful people that visited Epstein's Island

and did God knows what to underage women, none of whose memories have been infringed upon like President Trump's and his family's. Simply put, it seems that under the biden administration the government conceals what it wants to the government does what it wants to and american citizens need to protect uh their country from its government she rocks lindsay anything else you'd want the american people to know you were there that day what should they know look at her eyes lindsey anything else you want we're thinking about the check out my only fans um it's only five dollars to subscribe united americans against it and then it goes up to 15 after like the first month this instant has ironically created bipartisan class on this issue because no american whether democrat or republican

wants an over she keeps looking away at something. She's reading. Andrew Yang is against this? Probably. Andrew Yang's cool. All right. I really appreciate your time. Lindsay Halligan, thank you. Which is a crazy pipeline. It's like you had Shane Smith saying...

Not Shane Smith. What's the dude, what's his, not Shane Smith. What's the dude from Matt and Shane's? Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis said, you know, chink on his podcast and then had to like sit down with Andrew Yang. And then I think it made like Andrew Yang became more like Republican or some shit. It was crazy. Yeah. It's a wild like, you know, podcast, a conservative pipeline.

Yeah. Andrew Yang's giving speeches like, I just fucking love hanging out with my bros, dude. Fucking Dewey, Skeeter, fucking McCusker. Andrew Yang's like microdosing mushrooms and taking cold showers in the morning. Andrew Yang's drinking like 20 Bud Lights a night now. He's calling BLs. Biden had trouble speaking again. BLs. Biden

had trouble speaking again. Biden is literally retarded. You only arrest for the purpose of dealing with a felony that's committed, and I don't count drunk driving as a felony. What is he doing to these black people? He's like, pull up your pants

and turn down that music. 94 crime bill. Felony that's committed and I don't count drunk driving as a felony. What? Whoa, what? What show is he on right now? What is this? Is this like a public access show?

What the hell is this? Of dealing with a felony that's committed and I don't count drunk driving as a felony. What? They don't even have to say. Why are you supporting drinking and driving? Wait, yeah, is Biden, like, is he... That's a weird take. Does Biden...

Well, he's Irish, so, you know. Wasn't his family killed by a drunk driver? Yeah, wasn't his son killed by a drunk driver? Like, the hero, the war hero? Yeah, or his wife or something, or his son? I love how he loves to have this facade of he's a tough guy. He goes like, Buster, I'm pointing at you.

Fuck you. Listen here, Buster. And then he's falling off bikes and slipping. I said mint chocolate chip. Just pull up him saying the N-word 15 million fucking times. Oh, when he was young? Oh, God. No, not when he's young, like now. He's had like three slips. He said the N-word recently million fucking times oh when he was young oh god no not when he's young like now he's like had like three slips he said the n-word uh recently i'm pretty sure i saw a

video of it yeah i said biden oh my god he needs to watch green book yeah biden's like you've never had fried chicken you're not gonna find this on youtube buddy joe biden makes him he said it like back in the day no dude this is he didn't say it recently what do you think when would he have said it, like, back in the day. No, dude, this is recent. He didn't say it recently. What do you think? When would he have said it recently? Brother man, during his speech. I saw it on Instagram.

You got, like, deep faked or something. Really? Yeah, that's fake, dude. He didn't say it recently. It'd be, like, national news. John, that'd be the biggest thing we've ever watched. It'd be, like, the biggest thing

on the planet. Joe Biden said the N-word. It was like a slur. John said it recently. He's like, he says it every week. Look up DuckDuckGo. DuckDuckGo, that shit.

Are you thinking of when he said, like, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black? No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know if he said Hardy R. He might have said the classical. He said the classical. There was violins playing. Joe Biden N-word. He said it in 1985.

Did Joe Biden accidentally say... Oh, he said Negro Leagues a while ago. I mean, like, come on now, brother. But that's what they used to be called. I mean, but... He was talking about... Natural page and shit. Come on.

You can't say that. You can't do that. But it's not the N-word. I think the slip also was like he said, like, great Negro pitcher. Yeah, Natural Page. I mean Yeah. Satchel Paige. I mean, that's still pretty fun. Yeah, they fucking erased this off the internet.

Yeah, fuck yeah, they did, dude. Oh, Biden refers to Satchel Paige as the great Negro. Can we still say United Negro College Fund? I don't know. I don't know what we're allowed anymore. This goddamn country. ...served in the armed forces in World War II. Ambassador Donald Lincoln, whose birthday is today. I don't know. I don't know what we're allowed anymore. This goddamn country. Here we go.

Here we go. Whose birthday is today? Drop that beat! Quest love, hit it! Here know you're a little younger than I am. Here we go. You little negro. You know, I've adopted the attitude of the great negro at the time.

The great... The great negro at the time. I'm picturing a 12- foot tall black dude the great oh dude wow wild yeah yeah that's uh that's him imagine what kamala was essentially just thinking kamal's in the corner like crip walking hey folks am i relatable she's got the fucking like little like uh handkerchief she slapped we're so fucked yeah this election cycle like every election cycle it's the same thing like the the democrats like when the dnc starts up like the conventions and stuff like every election it's

like oh the democrats like they try and like pretend like they're really in favor of they're like they try and pretend to be like hip and in favor of the working class so like they have like cardi b come on stage and she dances to WAP and sucks a bus driver's dick on stage. And then the next week it's the RNC, the Republican convention and Kid Rock plays as he has

an immigrant on a leash. It's like complete polar opposites. There's no in-between. They're completely fucked. The thing is there's no... There are sitting in-between. They're completely fucked. The thing is, there's no, like, there are, like, sitting, like, intellectual Republican, like, speakers. Like, people who are, like, iconoclasts.

Like, even, like, I mean, disregard what you think about the guy. Like, Dan Crenshaw. Like, people listen to that dude on Instagram. I can't think of one fucking liberal person besides AOC who's a fucking moron. And, like, that's not a leftist. Great knockers, though.

You know what I mean? What would you... All of the moron. And like, that's not a leftist. Great knockers though. You know what I mean? What would you mean? All of the people that are like kind of like the speakers, the people that are like out there like pushing the philosophy on the left are like, are liberals are like either leftists or they happen to be like AOC or some shit. But like Republicans, you'll have like all these

guys like Dan Crenshaw, all these like people coming out and talking. All these people that have been on these guys like Dan Crenshaw, these like people coming out and talking, all these people that have been on Fox News, the PragerU people. Like I feel like the conservative party is becoming less – they've drawn that line in the sand, and they're becoming like more and more stingently like less tone deaf than liberals who seem to be living in like some fantasy land. It's insane. Yeah.

Well, I mean the Republicans are the same. Well, they're a psycho death cult sometimes. But some of them have crossover, I guess, John is saying. It's insane. Yeah, well, I mean, the Republicans are the same. Well, they're a psycho death cult sometimes. But some of them have crossover, I guess, John is saying. Right, yeah. I get that. I get that. Dan Crenshaw, I mean... Crenshaw, he's a war hero, so he gets some people's still respect.

And he's been a full-blown retard, like, multiple times. Is he a war hero? Yeah, he got his eye blown out in war, I think. Oh, I thought that was like a beer pong game going on. Yeah. Does he have Yeah he got his eye blown out In war I think Oh I thought that was Like a beer pong game Going on Yeah Does he have to have The eye patch I mean can't he get

Like a glass eye I mean he could get A glass eye Can't he do like A happy Gilmore thing Like he's leaning Into the look Which is pretty cool

Maybe he tried the eye And he's like This is uncomfortable Or maybe it's all Scarred and fucked up I feel like the eye patch Is performative So he looks like

Some badass He looks like a die hard villain It might be just so fucked up That even the fake eye Looks bad How bad so he looks like some badass. He looks like a diehard villain. It might be just so fucked up that even the fake eye looks bad. What do you think it looks like? What if it's all skinned over? Yeah. That's a patch time. Patch time?

Are you saying it's patch time? If my eye is pure skin, like it keeled over, I'm doing a patch. That only happens with birds. Why don't you have somebody tattoo an eye over your eye oh that could be over your pat yeah like just constantly open why are you winking at me constantly yeah fetty wop had no problem showing it you know

it's a gangster move just to show like a fucked up eye it is I think maybe it's a racist thing he doesn't want to be like Fetty Wap because he's black well I don't think Dan Crenshaw has an eye oh there's no eye under there his eye patch now is like a free floating eye patch so he must stick it into his hole

you know what I mean free floating look up Dan Crenshaw he doesn't have any straps on his eye patch a free-floating eyepatch, so he must stick it into his hole. You know what I mean? Free-floating? Look up Dan Crenshaw. He doesn't have any straps on his eyepatch. It's like a free-floating eyepatch. Dan Crenshaw, no eyepatch. He's got it. God damn it.

Dan Crenshaw, no eyepatch. Opens up about his eyepatch. Opens up. Does he flip it? I want to see him flip it over. Open that damn eyepatch. I want to see him flip it open. Open that damn eyepatch. I want to see a reveal. But today, he's opening up about something he's gotten a lot of

questions about. His eyepatch. There's no reason to really wear an eyepatch when I'm around family and friends. He scares his whole family and all his friends and the public. He's like, I care about them. You guys don't have to be afraid.

It must not look that bad. He's putting on airs. I didn't mean to make fun of him. He seems like a fine guy. I'm just saying, you know, he's got an eye patch. We've got to talk about it. You're a public figure. Whatever.

You're used to my many different laughs. You're a public figure. We're going to shit a little. We're going to shit a little. You have a... I'm kind of nervous you got about that. You have an inferiority. You have a flaw.

We're going to fucking... You're getting hate watched. We're going to hate watched. You're not comfortable with your bad eye. You're getting hateity. You have a flaw. We're going to fucking... You're getting hate-watched. We're going to hate-watch you. You're not comfortable with your bad eye. You're getting hate-watched. Yeah. You cover it, huh? This is very distracting to people.

I'm going to show it to you here now. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. I'm too crazy. But that's the seal. That's it? That's not bad, dude. He looks like he has mascara on. He looks like he's in Moulin Rouge.

He looks like Manny Wap. He looks fine. He looks like Manny Wap was worse. He looks like Marilyn Manson. He looks fine. Look at that. Look at how hot he is. He looks like a's in Moulin Rouge. He looks like Marilyn Manson. He looks fine. Look at that. Look at how hot he is. He looks like a cabaret dancer.

He looks like Captain Jack. I think he looks really cool. That might be just a really cool angle, but that looks awesome. I think he should put the patch over his other eye and just go with the fucked up eye. So he's blind. Walking into things.

Yeah. The seal trident underneath. You may recall Crenshaw lost his right eye while serving as a Navy SEAL in Afghanistan. Time to lose the patch, Crenshaw. I respect the patch, but his eye looks cool. I think it looks cool. Yeah.

Honestly, I think he should have it. I just want to encourage him to drop the patch. You don't have to do this. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Fetty Wap doesn't do it. What else is going on with this? Fetty Wap looks way worse. Fetty Wap looks way worse. Yeah, Fetty Wap has like a huge scar. It's really fucked up.

You're allowed to have like deformities are cool. Conway has like a palsy. Conway the machine He talks out of like his neck Yeah the side of his Did Slick Rick have one eye? Um I don't think so

I don't know Who am I thinking about? There was like a rapper Back in the day Who had one eye too Uh that Bushwick Bill Maybe Yeah I think he did

Yeah This guy's losing their eyes Left and right There's a great Taliban leader Named Mullah Omar Who had one eye. Taliban leader? Yeah, he's cool.

He's cool? What'd he do? He wasn't cool. He's a bad, bad man. But he wrote some pretty crazy emails. And he had a dwarf. Really? Muhammad the Dwarf that would execute people for him.

What did he say in the emails? It was against ISIS. It was like, you know, the Taliban was fighting ISIS, which is weird to think about. But he just made some like biblical emails about killing ISIS guys. I side with Taliban over ISIS. He wrote some crazy emails he didn't list his pronouns at the

bottom so they were like what the fuck? Yeah what is the Taliban and ISIS? What is it like the Hatfields and McCoys? Like what is their the Sharks and the Jets? Yeah well I think by definition ISIS believes in a caliphate so eventually they're gonna have to wipe out the taliban in order to make a united muslim you know isn't isis like also full of like like fucking white rich kids that just like wanted

to be a part yeah kind of yeah so if you're bored and horny and you live in england and you're like that's so lame you're muslim and you just fly out to syria wasn't the guy named jihad john yeah jihad john was like a rapper. We fucking killed the shit out of him. We killed him? Oh, we hit him with an airstrike, yeah. Nice, nice. I heard we've been doing a lot of airstrikes lately. He was the one who killed the 13 martyrs,

the Coptic Christians. He's trying to show ISIS's mixtape. Oh, yeah. Oh, his rap was horrible. There's actually a big movement in England, jihadi rap. Does ISIS have a Patreon? No. Yeah, they should skip it.

I bet they have, but it's like... It doesn't say ISIS, but it's like a guy named Muhammad. It's a lot of illegal petroleum. They're on Twitch. They're playing video games, and people are donating money, and they just talk about communism. Yeah, they're communists. They money and they just talk about communism. They play Minecraft and just talk about communism.

They did Trump at Mar-a-Lago in Florida. How bad is this, John? Could he go to prison? Could this actually happen? That's Teflon Don, baby. That's the type of cockiness that somebody says and then he goes away.

I think the jig might be up with him, that they actually did this. I think it's... Well, how many years going has there been, oh, Trump's finally going down. He's finally... There's this case against him. He's going to jail. It's like once a week for the longest time. For sure, yeah.

And then this is the first thing with any substance because they actually raided one of his properties. It does feel like one of those things where because it's not going away, it makes me think that one of these is going to hit. It might not be this one, but they're not going to stop. It never has stopped.

It's an aggressive front. If he goes to prison, half of America is going to lose their fucking shit. It's an aggressive front. If he goes to prison, if he goes to prison, half of America is going to lose their fucking shit. Yeah. That's where the civil war actually starts. Going to fucking lose their shit. Yeah. This is the dumbest move.

How do you think they got him? Like, how do you think storm the Capitol? How do you think they rated him? Joe, you think like he was getting in his car and he was like, going to go pick up like his, like he,

he told his brother to like stir the sauce and he got in the driveway. And then, and then he heard a guy go like,'t you move motherfucker blow your head off and then they started and then fucking uh uh what's his wife's name uh fucking uh fucking ivanka i don't know that's his daughter what's his fucking wife's name i forgot that volan milania milania is inside the house like oh my god she's like getting rid of like fucking cocaine and throwing stuff down the fucking drain. She puts a gun in her underwear.

She was probably just celebrating. She's like, yes! She's lighting a Dominion machine on fire. She's trying to flush the Dominion machine. Oh, man. Weird, weird times. Strange times, folks. 45 minutes before they arrived.

And then the Secret Service telling Mar-a-Lago staff just moments before those agents arrived. Sources telling ABC News the search is related to allegations the former president improperly removed documents when he left the White House. They were brought to Mar-a-Lago. Oh, that's what it is? Including classified material.

It's not about January. Remember when fucking Hillary Clinton, when a bunch of classified material was mishandled by her? What? I thought it was about January 6th. They're not going to get him for this. He pled the 5th like 500 times or something. That's based.

He's like Little Lion, dude. He also said people who plead the fifth are guilty. Yeah, that's a power move. By the way, people keep bringing up all these hypocritical things that are, you know, he said like, if you're being investigated by the FBI, of course he's gonna, like, that's what he does. Yeah, all he does is... That's what I like about him.

Yeah, he just says anything at the time. He'll do anything. He'll literally do anything. It's like, oh, Trump's a hypocrite. Oh, no. Like, none of us do that oh my god well i was holding him to a moral standard for years i love when people get outraged at trump yeah like you're it's like arguing with a drunk person it's like it's your fault after a while yeah why are you arguing with a drunk guy that's exactly yes yeah people getting upset at him is like don't you get it by? What do you even get angry at him for?

It's just a show at this point. The guy is not like a real person at all. He's playing a game. He's playing a game and you're the victim. I feel like he's gotten younger since he left office. Have you seen that? Yeah, but then every once in a while they'll release a picture that makes him look like he's dying. You can't tell with these pictures.

Words from the former president while calling into a political event saying another day in paradise this is a strange day sources tell ABC News the Department of Justice had started a grand jury investigation in May about alleged mishandling of classified information tonight heavily armed Secret Service agents stand guard the gates of Mar-a-Lago and this evening former President Trump issuing a new statement calling the search a horrible thing. Tonight what we have now learned about how this unfolded, where they searched and about pressure mounting on the Attorney General Merrick Garland and FBI

Director Christopher Wray, appointed by former President Trump to somehow explain this highly unprecedented raid. Dan Abrams is standing by on this but we begin tonight with our chief Washington correspondent Jonathan Karl leading us off we're learning new details about the FBI's extraordinary raid on Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago property lives in a cool place law enforcement sources can't take that away can't take that away folks say whatever you want about Donald Trump he lives in cool places in Miami gave the Secret Service team in Mar-a-Lago a heads up. The sources say the Secret Service agents did not notify him. This guy wants Trump to win.

The people, right? Aren't half these guys in favor of Trump? The whole time he's going, this is fucking bullshit. What are we doing here? I'm going to put a bullet in my superior's head. We're raiding my god's house. When they're following Captain Kanan and then apart, and he's like, this is fucking bullshit, Sarge.

I don't know. Sarge, why would Captain Kanan do this? Sarge, can you explain to me why we're following Captain Kanan? They throw Trump off a 12-story building. Anybody on the Mar-a-Lago staff until just as the FBI agents were arriving. When they did arrive, the FBI agents were escorting...

Dude, anybody that wears glasses like this, blue lens like Oakley's, like voted for Trump. With the American flag on his hat. They love Trump. And he has the Blue Lives Matter... Yeah. He's stuffing papers in his bulletproof vest

like it's cash. This guy's probably walking into Mar-a-Lago and he's like... He's like touching things. He's like, he's like touching things. He's like, Trump's at it. He's like sniffing the seat. He's jerking off into his underpants.

Yeah, he's like, he's going through his underwear. He's like, this is daddy Trump's. He's doing a panty raid at Trump, for Trump. A boxer raid. He's holding up giant white underwear.

Those are his skid marks. You guys search the office. I got the bedroom. Split up. Double time. Give me 20 minutes. I need to get my head together. Property by the Secret Service.

Sources close to Trump. They got a motorcycle cop. Then placed a call to Eric Trump, who alerted his father. Eric Trump was busy eating a child. They got a motorcycle cop. Eric Trump was busy eating a child. Eric Trump looks like he's a character in The Road. That cannibal movie? Yeah, Eric Trump looks like he's got like 18 armless legless people. Look at that tower. You know he fucks up there.

Oh, he definitely fucks up there. Sources say the FBI remained at the property. Oh, he definitely fucks up there. He bent his lawyer over that banister. The comment was a muted one when he called in for a Sarah Palin campaign event. Another day in paradise. This was a strange day. You probably all read about it. ABC News has learned this wasn't the first time. They just keep getting pictures of the same FBI agent.

There was only one man on the scene. His biggest fan. While Trump was there, met with his lawyers and reviewed some documents. Since the raid, neither the Justice Department nor the FBI... They're reviewing the documents. He's like, okay, so what is the Bang Bros password? He goes, guys, you can have the documents.

Just tell me the password. Just tell me the password before you take them off my hands forever, my babies. My sweet babies. What is the browser's password before you leave? For Christ's sake, give the Donald his passwords. He goes, I had a couple GTA passwords in there, too. Up, up, down, left, right for the tank. No, don't take my Taco Bell gift cards.

Comment. And the White House press secretary says President Biden knew nothing about it. What? The president was not brief, was not aware of it. Wait, what? The White House press secretary just looks like she's in a show on HBO right now.

They got Marina Franklin. Hey, the White House press secretary and Issa Rae's new show. She's like, I don't have time for this. I gotta go watch rap shit. Hold on a Gotta go watch rap shit. I don't know how to say that again. No person is above the law in this country. Hold on a hot second. The president wasn't notified that the FBI was raiding the home of the former president of America.

I guess. I don't know. Biden didn't know about this. The FBI is running amok, it sounds like. Well, they've been running amok since fucking J. Edgar Hoover was in charge. But it's like... Yeah, J. Edgar Hoover was walking around in high heels just fucking trying to fucking... J. Edgar Hoover with his little, like, with his little...

Who did he hate again? The FBI was started as just an excuse for J. Edgar Hoover to fuck little Ivy League boys. That's literally what it was. It felt like a Comey chess move or something. He's just been lying in wait and he's like, all right,

it's been long enough. Do the raid. Who was J. Edgar Hoover trying to like want, he was hated. So J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover. Martin Luther King?

All of them. J. Edgar Hoover. Was J. Edgar Hoover the same guy? Was he going after Ernest Hemingway too? He made Ernest Hemingway blow his brains out

because he was like tapping his phone and shit? I don't know, but I do know that J. Edgar Hoover had this like image of what a federal law enforcement agency should be, and it was like his image of a federal law enforcement agency was just a bunch of twinks and suits.

Yeah. It was like you had like... God, what was the famous... They were going after bank robbers. You know what I mean? And it was like you had like... All of a sudden you had these guys who were... You know, like you ex-Texas Rangers.

And they were, like, being stalled by, like, recent Princeton graduates who didn't know what they were doing. The Public Enemies movie was about that. Yeah. There was another movie with fucking... Dillinger and who the fuck was... Yeah. Baby Boy... Yeah, J. Edgar Hoover was...

Floyd or something like that. Weren't Babyface Nelson. Yeah, that's what it was. But all those bank robbers just assassinated by... They weren't connected to the mafia at all. Boy, or Floyd, or something like that. Babyface Nelson. Yeah, that's what it was. But all those bank robbers just assassinated by, they weren't connected to the mafia at all. He was a cross-dresser too, right, J. Edgar Hoover? I don't know.

I heard he was like, I heard he wore dresses. I heard he was black. And like, they used that. He's like, I hate black people, but I also am having a baby. Yeah. No, yeah, the rumor was like, they had pictures of him cross-dressing. Yeah. And that's, like, why he did a lot of the stuff he did, because they, you know,

somebody was controlling him with blackmail. Yeah. Oh, okay, gotcha. Interesting. So he didn't even want to do it. He's just like, I can't let those pictures of me in those panties come out. I have to have Martin Luther King Jr. killed.

That's a theory. I don't know. He was also like constantly trying to ruin like the lives of jazz singers. Like it was just crazy. Was he also like trying to

everybody was like a communist to him too, right? Yeah. And like there were like some legitimate the Red Scare there were some

legitimate fears with some of those people like that they were communists but like they tried fucking ruining Lucille Ball's life. Yeah, and what's her face? He was just saying Strange Fruit.

I don't know. Uh, the jazz singer. Oh, uh, the pop... Yeah, uh... You know what I'm talking about. Chet Baker? Anita Baker? Chet Baker.

Channing Tatum? Strange Fruit. Channing Tatum. No, but, yeah, he was always going after, like, just... He's an asshole. Yeah.

That guy's a ridiculous... Federal law enforcement's insane. Really? Yes. I'm kidding. Oh, shut up. Oh, we're on, we're on, we're on Crenshaw. Let's go back to Dan.

Give me more Crenshaw. Here we go, look at him. And attacking the DOJ and FBI. Kevin McCarthy threatening the Attorney General that he will be under investigation if Republicans win control of the House in November. Nice. You should never use the Justice Department on a political whim like this. And I think that's the real question that we're looking at. And former Vice President Pence criticized the, quote, unprecedented search. Pence looks hot. And Attorney General Garland giving garland giving us looks like

you've got a good tan going while doj has a policy of not commenting on ongoing investigations trump was given a copy of the warrant used by the fbi which would explain the reasons both these guys the former attorney general from the obama administration called on him to release it if you believe this is such an abuse let us see the warrant and let us decide for ourselves. Why would he let you see the warrant? Let's get right to the reporter on this. They're taking Trump away, Danny. Tonight, calling this, as I mentioned at the top of the broadcast, a horrible thing.

Don't take my president away. Reporting there on the warrant. Does the former President president have the warrant, the former president Trump, listing some of what they were looking for in that point that was just made there? Could he release it? Does anyone know what they're looking for?

They're looking for improperly handled secret documents. Like what? I don't know, dude. But the thing is, this has been done with Hillary Clinton literally improperly handled secret documents. They got a bunch of people killed in like Benghazi or whatever. What is Benghazi? Benghazi was like a type of

chickpea. You put a little like lemon in it. That's what that guy said on that show. I got a Benghazi at Halal Guys last night. A buck fifty he had Benghazi. Have you had Sabra's new Benghazi

remember when they tried to blame Benghazi on that like republican like movie they thought that when Benghazi happened one of those like daily wire movies Ben Shapiro plays James Bond exactly

they had a budget of like thirty thousandames bond it was yeah exactly it was like when i was like you know they had a budget of like thirty thousand dollars and it was about like how bad muslims were and like they literally thought a bunch of uh arab brotherhood guys raided the u.s consulate and live in like what was it libya over yeah fucking like they literally tried to push out that it was that like it is insane these fucking people that was a michael bay movie starring massive stars it wasn't a thirty thousand dollar budget joey the the movie that michael bay made came out after the event happened yeah i know so they were trying to blame the event the muslim brotherhood raiding the the compound on a movie that happened before oh i apologize yeah fascinating yeah things almost got heated there wow i thought compound on a movie that happened before. Oh, I apologize.

Fascinating. Things almost got heated there for a second. I thought you guys were going to come to blows! Two bears going at it. A couple of bears scratching each other's claws out. I am the chief of the lighthouse. My God. Some details on what they were

looking for. It's not as detailed as the affidavit. There's an affidavit that would have been presented to the judge that would establish probable cause that a search would yield evidence of a crime. Trump has not seen that, but he most definitely does have the affidavit. Yeah, the affidavit would be much more detailed. I mean, he most definitely does have the warrant. The warrant, yes. We follow you there, John. In the meantime, growing pressure on the FBI. Really from both sides of the aisle tonight to release something, some sort of explanation warrant. Yes, we follow you there, John. In the meantime, growing pressure on the FBI, really from both sides of the aisle tonight to release something, some sort of explanation for this unprecedented raid. Yeah, this is coming not just from Republicans who are supportive of Trump.

This is coming from people that have been quite critical of Trump, including Maryland Governor Larry Hogan. One of his most prominent Republican critics, is calling on the Biden administration to release all the documents justifying this raid. And he offered a warning, David. Is this just performative, this whole thing? Yeah, this is going to win the election.

It almost feels like this is another thing where they overstepped and now people are going to be like, yeah, you're a rebel! There's Democrats being fucking Jesus Christ. Literally have no idea what's going on at any given time. When you're on the podcast, do you ever scratch your head just to flex?

Me? I don't have biceps like you did. Look at this. I've never had that thingy before. Whoa! Look at you. You've been lifting. God, those weights are heavy.

Joey's fucking... I saw Joey walk into the gym the other day. He just grabbed two 50-pound weights and just started... He's crazy. Yeah, I am. I can do 100 on bench. You hear that, ladies? I'm almost at a 200-pound bench press.

You think you can hold a woman up while you bang her? Oh, yeah. Like those two. Well, it depends on. That's where you're literally holding them in the middle. Depends on the girl. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Right, right. If we, you know. Yeah, I'm not talking about, you know. No sadie news. Banging Big Mama's house. Hey, it's Tyler Perry. I don't mean, can you hold Madea up? Or Lizzo?

Or Roseanne? Roseanne's not even fat anymore. I'm trying to think of a white one. Roseanne in her prime, I could last a few pumps. You could last a few pumps. And then I'm going to start getting fatigued. Let's say she weighs 500 pounds. That's a bit much. sex is so weird because you

want to come immediately you know i don't want to but i do i always come immediately yeah i've never satisfied anybody either of us i've had chicks tell me like you know i didn't come yeah and we just had sex three times and i go i'm like i thought you did yeah why why you were moaning yeah and she's like well have you ever heard of faking it? I'm like, okay, well, I'm putting The Departed. That's insane. I'm going to watch The Departed and go to sleep. But no, it was set in like a tongue-in-cheek.

She was cumming all night. We all know that. Yeah, I'm kidding too, of course. Every girl that I've had sex with cums like crazy. We start freaking out. We're like, of course. We're kidding. They squirt.

Squirting's fake, dude. Squirting's such bullshit. Tell that to my dad. Let's not get on the fucking... Tell that to my dad. Tell that to my laundry machine. I thought you said, tell that to my dad.

I go, squirting's fake. You can tell that to my dad. He swears by it. I love it. Why don't I fake it? The guy that thinks he, squirting spank, you can tell that to my dad. He swears by it. I love it. Why don't I pick? The guy that thinks he's squirting and he just has diarrhea. He's like projectile diarrhea. That's what he thinks squirting is.

He's like, I can squirt too, honey. The guy fucked his dad in the ass. He puckers his ass back and just fucking sharts all over him. But he moans while he does it. He's like, and he hits his asshole and he's like and just fucking sharts all over he does it he's like and he hits his ass that's my favorite and it's just diarrhea spl here. I'm getting all loopy. That's my favorite impression you do. Let me get better and better angle.

Devin has the best. Devin says this is a porno impression. This is a porno squirting. Dude, when I was a kid, me and my friends discovered porno squirting. We were like, what the fuck is this? We thought they were like aliens. We were like, what is that? this? We thought they were like aliens. They're like, what is that? Oh, fuck.

Oh my god. Well, anyway, what do you think is going to happen to this goddamn country? What else we got? I don't know. Let's do a little drudge report. By the way, are we considered right wing for going to drudge report? I just go here because it's easy. It's do a little drudge report. By the way, are we considered right-wing for going to drudge report? I just go here because it's easy. It's like a bunch of the articles.

We do lean right. I have to piss really fast. I don't think we lean right, really. Call me when you talk about squirting again. I don't think we're anything, really. All of our sources. Sorry, MSNBC just sucks dick. Yeah. Sorry, do I have room?

No, Gaines is like littering God Gaines is like a little litter bug Gaines He has to throw his stuff away God I want to get the clutter off the table I don't like leaving it on the table

It's a trash can right there, Richie I'll do it when the recording's off, smelly God damn it Alright John, do you have anything? Worldwide fertilizer shortage What is that? Okay, what's going on with that?

What do we do with that? Who gives a shit? What does that even mean? Just poop more. Don't we just need more poop? I don't know. We got like five years, guys. Five years till what?

We got five years till things are real bad and we got like ten years till it's over. Don't look into the camera. Look at me. We got five years until things are real bad, and we got like 10 years until it's over. I don't really get like... Don't look into the camera. Look at me. Why do we have five years? It's like I feel like a chimpanzee looking into a fucking mirror with this thing. We got five years. Let's do like a little global warming.

Like how real is global warming? I just want to get to eating... We end up, we go like, I don't lean. We don't lean right, and then we just do a whole like global warming's fake. Yeah, global warming's fake. They're going to make us eat crickets. I don't know. I don't really care about global warming. It just is what it is.

There's no turning it around. There's going to be big famines in North Africa. Oh, so the places where we already think that's happening. The fertilizer shortage is because of Russia. Look, as long as things stay bad in places that have been bad my whole life then i don't give a shit but like if it gets to america you think russia or any first world country i'm freaking out yeah i mean our food prices won't rise very dramatically at first they're already rising like the cost of

eggs has gone up like yeah almost half um i saw that yeah you think russia is it ever gonna like as you can or just gonna like give in I don't think so I think it's gonna be a continual apparently we gave them another billion dollars I know it's like the shameless of wars can we stop fucking doing this

we're also now at the point where people think gas went down and I'm like 389 we got fucked in the ass again it's the Patrice bit they fucked us again and I'm like, it's 389. We got fucked in the ass again. It's the Patrice bit. The Patrice bit. They fucked us again. It's,

yeah, no, these people are scumbags and a billion fucking dollars. Dude, after we gave them like 40 billion or some crazy shit.

Zelensky was doing fucking Vogue shoots. Oh my God. What? Yeah, you see that? Recently? Fucking green t-shirt. Yeah,

you see that shit? It's disgusting. Oh my God. How did Fucking green t-shirt. Yeah, you see that shit? It's disgusting. Oh my god. How did he even get out of the country? Your country is in the war. It's in the country. How'd they even get in? Because this thing's fake. Because they're fucking run by RCIA.

It's the Ukraine's fake. Could Vogue get into Warsaw during World War II? Yeah, they have some really good pictures of fucking... Look at this. Oh, yeah, Annie Leibovitz out there. She did this, and then she took pictures of the cast of Better Call Saul. Jesus Christ. What the fuck is going on?

Look, First Lady Zelenska. Oh, yeah, shit, Jesus. Sorry, post. Yeah, amid the ongoing war in Ukraine, the couple... Wow, so strong. They look so strong. Does he change his shirt? Are you at war? What is going on?

This is fake. ...in the conflict with Russia while also sharing her hopes for the future. They do a photo shoot. Unbelievable. You'd think he'd be busy if the country's at war. Oh.

What the fuck is that, Jackie? What is that? Fucking Barbie. Read. I know, it's like you hear about there's a war in Ukraine and then it cuts the newscaster and he looks like he's in crisscross. So if the war is really that serious

for them, why would she be, why do they have to, why can't they just have a picture of this? Why can't they have a real-time picture of this? Why are they putting makeup on for a fake picture of them in front of a fucking... This is disgusting. This is completely disgusting. Also, I'm not really concerned about

Zelensky being a little down during this. There's like people being blown away. Tell a story about a family where like everyone got killed except for like a little boy or something. Oh, but Zelensky's dealing with a little depression. Is he time person of the year yet?

Did he get that shit yet? Didn't Hitler get time person of the year? Yeah. You got him. I hope he catches a fucking RPG with his teeth. He did. No, I know, but the connection is Zelensky's a bit much. Oh, well.

Well, he's Jewish, Devin. Come on now. Zelensky's Jewish? Yeah. Yeah. Come on, Devin. Have a heart, dude. Have a heart. There's a bad Jew.

There's a lot of Nazis in this country, right? In that country? In Ukraine! Yeah, yeah. This is weird as hell, dude. These pictures are so fucking strange. Yeah, look at her. Is she hot? This is like, I mean, can you full screen it? No, she's a fucking demon.

She's like model hot. When you take it all off, she just looks like a fucking normal, ugly, bony girl. Here's more pictures. So Lenski should be getting top tier posts right now. Annie Leibovitz in Ukraine. On the ground in Ukraine. Look at these two fucking morons.

Look at this. Good God. Like it's fucking Succession. Oh, is this season four i hold her hand jesus this is disgusting how are we i mean this is their flyers they're fakes i want to say i want to say he's a puppet i hate how much i look he's obviously a puppet you look so much like zielinski dude it's like crazy i'm not kidding it's insane how much you look like you have the same shoulders and head like They're the same dimensions. Give me his day-to-day.

What does he eat every day? That's what I want to fucking know. How much you want to bet it's like pate and shit? That motherfucker's not eating at Marty's. Dude, look up what Zelinsky eats. No, no, no. It's not going to be there. But you know this dude's living in luxury in fucking Kiev.

Well, look at the room that he's in. It looks pretty nice to me. Yeah, he's not fucking... This guy acts like he's, you know, at a fire base in Vietnam. Yeah, he's fucking, you know, he's got a fucking locks and bagel platter every morning.

He's keeping up with everything. He probably gets sushi like once a week. Also, like, remember the period of time where they were pretending that the Klitschko brothers were killing people at war? Yeah, wasn't that fake? Well, it just... it was obvious propaganda.

Yep. But it was, you know, for a time I was like, oh my God, that's awesome. I believe this. And then when you think about it, it's like, oh, now that's, I guess it's a smart tactic. Let's just say that these heroes, it's like Captain America for Ukrainians.

He's probably in one of their guest bedrooms right now. Anytime the news has something that sounds too good to be true, you're like, oh, really? Finally something awesome is happening. That's so crazy and cool. It's fake. It's all propaganda for something. LeBron James

is in Ukraine with a gun. There's a 0% chance that the Klitschko's were ever in danger. LeBron's in Russia vaping some weed. Walking past Brittany Griner's cell. Oh, fuck, yeah.

I mean, you know, it sucks, but first off, what are you doing going to Russia? Second off, what do you think? Where do you think you are? You think Russia has the same laws as Long Beach? Why would anyone feel comfortable bringing any drug into any other country yeah i don't know seriously like don't they kill you in like singapore like like if you have like drugs in your system yeah i wouldn't even bring weed on an airplane from uh one legal state to another legal state yeah i'm worried about that. Fucking dumb WNA player.

WNA? WNBA player. She's not even in the WNBA. She plays in Russia. That's why she was there. So she's not even that. Yeah. Sucks. What else should I look up? Oh, fucking, who's this Andrew Takea?

We were out of the loop on this guy too. The last four weeks. Feminist girl thinks she can fight a man heated Oh, fucking, who's this Andrew Tate guy? We were out of the loop on this guy, too. The last four weeks. He's just been like, Feminist girl thinks she can fight a man. Heated debate with Andrew Tate. Who is this? He's like the new Dan Bilzerian or something? Yeah, kind of. Oh, I've seen this guy. This guy's annoying as shit. Preventing yourself from being in a situation where you're attacked.

Female self-defense is not combat. Nothing you can learn in any class is going to give you a smidgen of a chance against an actual dude who's about violence. If you go to any class and they're convincing you that you're going to learn something that's going to help you, they are wasting your time and money.

There is nothing any of you women could learn for the next 10 years that would prevent me or a guy my size doing whatever he wants. Turn off the hen house. 10 years don't prevent me or a guy my size doing whatever he wants. Probably, right? Turn off the hen house. It's a crazy thing to say.

That's a pretty wild thing to say. God, when they all started talking, though. Is that crazy to say? That's pretty. You think these women could learn crazy karate and then kick? 10 years, man. Well, no. I'm not saying it's crazy because it's not

true. I'm saying it's crazy because even if it is true, it's a very weird thing to say. It's a weird thing to care about saying where you're all impassioned. I've seen this guy. This is all this guy does. He makes claims just about how if you see someone like this, they got to watch on. If they're at a restaurant,

they're talking about food and they're talking about the food that they ate and how good it was. They are broke. People who have money don't give a shit. He makes up fake definitions about life. About what being complex and what being rich is. It got so annoying after he stopped talking. It's like somebody threw feet on the ground

and all the chickens started running around. Like, I have time. If you get triggered, relax. I know! I'm red! Jesus. How do people listen to these things?

I think Miss Germany had her hand up first. You can start first. Just unfunny knockoff Black Phillips. You know that viral meme with that black guy teaching people how to dodge bullets? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my God.

I thought we had too many people on this show. Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. We got to go to a nightclub and get like 10 whores to come back to the house and do a podcast with them. All right. So I just want to get an idea because again, ladies, the reason why it's one at a time is so that we can actually hear you and have good discussion.

Alright Miss Germany what's up? Okay. I never tried it but in my head. Bro. In my head. It's a good technique. It's called the final solution. The finger in the butt.

What? That was a bomb. What type of joke even is that? What's he even trying to say the final solution? He's saying she wants to kill us like 6 million Jews. What does that even mean, Andrew Tate? What are you saying, Andrew? What?

Stupid Vespa jacket. What are you saying? You think he will let go? You know what the problem is with actual genuine violence? Most most you girls don't anticipate how quickly you'd be dispatched You think it'd be like a struggle if a dude smashes you in the face But actually grabs you by the hair and hits you once maximum twice. You now need a hospital your cheeks broken your jaws broken What is he? Your brain's bleeding. That's his voice. Why is he so hung up on? These are his best teaching martial arts or something? Is he trying to sell a class? He's an ex-world champion kickboxer.

I guess he's saying, like, no. Oh, he is? Like, any class that's telling you that it'll waste your time and they're just trying to get your money and no matter what, a guy's going to kick your ass. I mean. So he's railing against fake martial art classes. Yeah.

I guess so. You have a 130 you have 130 pound, uh, like, you know, female blue belt and jujitsu versus like 150, 160 pound crackhead blue belt, blue belt,

say blue belt. Yeah. The crackheads like this dryer. I don't know, man. I mean, she, she's not going to last two.

I mean, like the thing is, is like, I don't know. I mean, she's not going to last too... I mean, like, the thing is, is like... I don't know. I mean... He's 160? 150. Yeah.

He's got 20 pounds on her. Right. So... And he's like... It's... You're dismissing all complexity when he's like, 10 years of training. Okay, fuck it. 10 years of training, she's a black belt.

I don't... I think a blue belt's getting destroyed in that scenario but either way he's being insane yeah it's an insane thing to think about yeah and then to go around on shows most women like a hollywood movie this is also like the same conversation a lot of people have had about like men and women fighting where it's like no matter what the guy's going to kick your ass now he's doing it in a public space with 10 women yeah they're all attractive so it's sort of this now it's a spectacle but yeah but also it's like make sure you have a group of chicks around you or carry a fucking gun or some shit yeah you know like it's like there's a there's a very easy way to fucking fix this carry

a fucking knife like i don't know he says shit like this for the views and shit like that and also he knows like his chances there's like 10 women in this room says shit like this for the views and shit like that and also he knows like his chances there's like 10 women in this room there's like there's two of them that are stupid enough to think like he's like daddy like oh zaddy like all right you're right i am you could take me you could take me like yeah like those other women are dumb and they have egos and they think they could like win a five foxy brown the guy was actually trying to hurt you for real not trying to slap you not trying to teach you a lesson actually trying to actually hurt you you have no idea you wouldn't stay what about me

one at a time the women don't even care like no one's even arguing it like they're like yeah sure i guess like do you want to they're like are you gonna kill me They're like, yeah, sure, I guess. They're like, are you going to kill me? Am I in danger? They're like, am I in danger? Why do you keep talking about beating women's faces? She was next.

Okay, so you're saying a man like you. Of course, sleeve tattoo gets involved. Doesn't matter. They're too big and they're too heavy. They're too heavy and they're too large. They're too heavy. They're too large. You watch UFC, right? I'm guessing. Not really. I fought. He fought UFC. He doesn't watch it.

One of my favorite fighters for females is Zhang. Let's say someone even half as good as Zhang. You think you could go against someone like that? If you took a girl who was one of the best fighters in the world I said half as good too. If you took a girl who was one of the best fighters in the world i said half as good no no no if you took a girl who's one of the best in the world you took one of these female fighters if she met a man who was smaller than her and he didn't expect her to have some hands maybe maybe she could catch him once or twice and run but the truth is that most

of you yeah most females are physically smaller than men the point is that doesn't matter listen to me please let him finish and then you can make your... If a 250-pound man... He was wrong about that, by the way. Yeah, that's... If he's smaller than her. 130, 140 pounds. Yeah, I mean...

There's weight classes for a reason. You think this is going to be a fair fight like the UFC? You think he's not just going to grip her up, grab her by her fucking jacket, lift her up over... slam her on the concrete? It's different. Violence is different than fighting.

And true violence is nasty and it's ugly and the idea that you're going to be able to do this do that or just kick him in the balls now that is real also this chick scenario was about a chick you're talking about in mma it wasn't just a blue belt trained in mma could like beat the out of like uh you know your average guy that he's like six one he doesn't he's not trained in fighting, but I would still probably take the guy. The chick scenario was somebody who's half as good as the best female fighter versus a guy who is

the same size or a little bit smaller. It's not a structured fight. In that scenario, then the chick's winning every time easily. But a guy who is 6'1 versus a much smaller chick who's the same skill level then you know anything could

happen depends on how good the guy is maybe four names you can name on the planet maybe there are some men your own size you might be able to hit and beat but you're talking about a complete anomaly that doesn't disprove the rule the rule is you're saying most men don't know

how to throw a punch let me tell you something about punching any idiot on the street if he swings as hard as he can and hits you in the face it's gonna hurt not true not knowing how to throw a punch it's about landing it's about that's not true at all yeah but also like i've seen i've seen videos of like pretty reasonable chicks like dead lifting like 250 pounds so like like what's stopping them from doing a takedown? You know what I mean? If they know... I mean, you could kill somebody with a takedown.

Yeah. If they know a little bit of... So it's such a complex scenario. There's muscle girls out there that I think could kick my ass. That's not even that muscly. It's like... I don't know, man. I think it's just a silly thing to even argue about.

There's so many... Well, the guy's trying to be outrageous on purpose, and we're sitting here debating his idiotic bullshit. He's very impassioned, though. He really believes in what he's saying. Well, he's a narcissist. I don't know if he does. I would come into all these conversations and be like,

yeah, I don't care. What if I have a gun? I'll just shoot you. Fighting is so stupid. Oh, really? Oh, wow, you've been working your whole life? You're in the gym 12 hours a day What if I just blow your head off? You got the Indiana Jones thing? Like who cares?

So what does it mean a difference if he doesn't know how to make a throw up punch? Fuck guns, somebody has a knife. You know how to slip, dodge, counter, you don't have no moves. Counter. So what if he gets through the haymaker and you're gonna take it right in your mouth and you're gonna fall over. You're gonna take it right in your mouth. A lot of men who have been around the block, we have a propensity to violence.

This guy just wants to beat up all the women so badly. I've been hurt. Most women have never even been hit. You've never even been gripped up. You've never even had a man grab you. And that's the problem with this country. Women aren't being hit. Now get in line, and we're going to punch you each. This guy gets up, and he jumps in War Machine's arms.

He'll be right off into the sunset. The problem I have with people like this is they're completely, they're utterly against like cultural zeitgeist. Now like, yes, there are things that, and things correct themselves, right? So like there are concepts that, traditional concepts that will always be true that the current society is like fighting against, you know what I mean? And they'll stay around because those things like,

you know, like there's tons of shit in the hippie movement. Like I think the free love movement kind of went and gone, you know, maybe it's a little back a little bit with polyamory, but I think like, you know, these guys are just kind of fucking,

yeah, they're con men. And it's like, it's like Andrew Tate, like the world society gets different and changes. And you can't really stop that. I don't know. You felt a man's strength.

You think you felt a man's strength or a little bit of sex? You're making money off of conversations with guys with their girlfriends out of nowhere. And then it turned into some fight where they had to drop it. And just be like, all right right you're right sure to be on the floor and because he's like he's going in and then a bunch of got loser guys with lame girlfriends are just watching this like finally someone's like not backing down yeah i love this it's a bunch of fucking losers look you learn in some tuesday class for 15 15 from some dyke that's gonna save you it's garbage okay but who else wanted to someone else wanted to wait i wasn't finished okay so i agree with the fact that obviously men are stronger than women biologically but most of the time

the violence occurs like uh like a scene where you're not so literally like basically like i was at magic mountain and like intoxicated or whatever he's on you don't think that it could that she could overcome his like smarts just with her wits with some type of is this mike myers down he can she can hide under a sofa definitely could happen if if the man is you want me to take this one or you got it you got it bro i mean you're you're using a very particular scenario where the guy's intoxicated you're fully using very particular scenarios i mean let's be honest if you if you're at a bar you're going to be drinking too you're going to be intoxicated intoxicated to some level and here's the thing

even if the guy is drunk watch me take this show to the next level I'm about to get high I'm gonna beat the shit out of a ratchet today cause of Andrew Tate look up some other video of Andrew Tate

I haven't enough of this guy man everyone keeps talking about this retard who's talking about him Look up some other video. Of Andrew Tate? Let's watch a new topic. Everyone keeps talking about this retard. Who's talking about him? I've heard his name probably 30 times in the last month. I don't understand what's going on. He's taking the reins for that other dude. He doesn't even have many videos. Oh, what is this?

He has 9.4 million views. Him and Chee-Anne do not get along. Who's the dude on Atlanta who just died? Who did that one episode on Atlanta? What? Oh, yeah, yeah. We did an episode on him. He's taking the reins for him.

I forget that guy's name. Andrew Tate brutally reality checks Western women. One million views. All right, last one. Brutally. Sorry, my headphones fell off. If you're not going to have children... Look at him without his headphones.

He looks like he flew here with his ears. Look at that. Look at Dumbo. Hey, just make fun of his ears. Attack his insecurities. Come on, ladies. Travel. Just pursue anything that makes me happy try to make money I love traveling so I would probably just drink drink cocktails on me Dulce on this show about the same thing just going I will focus on my career who gives a fuck you white idiot like

look at your big ass ears shut your fucking big ass dumbo ass up you just think that because you light skin yeah somebody should throw Andrew Tate some peanuts what about uh what about you Shut your fucking big-ass, dumbo-ass up. You just think that because you light-skinned. Yeah, somebody should throw Andrew Tate some peanuts. What about you? I honestly just want to get right into my career. What's that mean? That's pretty much it. What do you want to do in life?

Right now, so I go to the University of Miami. I'm majoring in interactive media. What I want to do with that is... Interactive media means like there's a camera and they see my pussy. Interactive. They tell me what to put in my pussy. I'm majoring in interactive media.

University of Miami? University of Miami is just a bunch of strong safeties that go get fucked up at the club and all the women are going to college for twerking or whatever. What is the University of Miami? It's a bunch of guys with dreads

that fucking... They take the bang bus to class. Yeah, they take the... Build virtual reality simulators for the military. I'm also minoring in motion pictures. I'm interested in acting. You're minoring in motion pictures?

She's like, I've never heard of them. You're really churching up porn a lot here. Miss Cuba, what about you? Do whatever the fuck I want. Nice. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'll do what the fuck I want.

If I want to cut in line like in Magic Mountain, I'll do what the fuck I want. If I want to cut in line at Magic Mountain, I'll do what the fuck I want. If I want to get a vault slushy energy drink at Six Flags, I'll fucking get one. I don't give a fuck. I'll suck your dick in the parking lot.

I don't give a fuck. I'll get a Raiders tattoo on my clit. I don't give a fuck. I'll get a Raiders tattoo on my clit. I don't give a fuck. I'll fucking do whatever the fuck I want, okay? This pussy, it shoots out like spicy lollipops. I'll do whatever the fuck I want, okay? Leave me alone, Holmes. I've met this woman a million times. i've met this woman five billion times she is

everywhere in l.a i'll ride a small bike wearing a tweety bird shirt i don't give a fuck i don't give a fuck like i'll wear like a shirt with like tweety bird like fucking like lola bunny on it i don't give a fuck. Oh, fuck. So I'm just... My career. Your career. I'm passionate about it. They all say their career, but they don't say what that is.

A life without children... They're all dancing around the fact that it's porn. That's what they mean, yeah. You may sit here and think that your career matters, but the truth is that your job will fire you out of women. Don't give a solitary shit. And when you're 52 and you're past it with no grandchildren in a house by yourself and

all your friends have grandchildren in this beautiful life and you're sitting there by yourself, do you think the fact that you can afford a few extra Gucci bags is going to genuinely make you feel happy? I was like, Booyakasha! I like this Andrew Dave he's like wearing a three piece suit he's like you whores need to give it up give up the pussy

you think that'll make you happy it's like no material things do not make you happy? It's like, no! Material things do not make you happy. You're the reason young men are sad! Ugh, fuck. My grandmother had nine children. There was my father and eight more. You need to fuck a lobster.

They all had a bunch of kids. Blah, blah, blah. I stood there and looked at my 93-year-old grandmother and there was a room, a whole room full with maybe 70 people that came from that one woman. Isn't that remarkable? That nobody cared about her career. Nobody asked what job she did.

Nobody asked how many times she went to the club. Nobody asked to see her past time. The best of all is no. You had 70 centi beings include myself. This one? Yeah, she's getting real depressed. They just picked the worst chicks ever. Like, none of these girls can defend themselves.

I know. This is like an unfair fight. Yeah. I'd love to throw Candace Owens in there. She'll fucking take this kind of town. That's what I want to see. Candace Owens with Andrew Tate. Although, Candace Owens would probably be like, you're right. Women are whores. They should be having grandchildren.

Women should be having children. Except me. Yeah, you could rape me for sure. Absolutely. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to defend myself. She's like, watch, let's fight right now. She's just getting pummeled in the face. She's like, the Me Too movement is just full of whores,

and that's why I will let you rape me. Go ahead, cream time. It'll be fine. If you think that you're going to work your ass off through your fertile years, and by the age of 54, you're not going to be suicidal alone by the age of 54 you're not gonna be suicidal Alone with a cat then you're done

Have children and a man who's paying the bills I French League yeah, about a bounce house a french league yeah no he fought in the bounce house league whatever your own mother do you regret having me she's gonna say of course you're the best thing that ever happened to me so now you're gonna sit here and you're gonna end your own bloodline all your ancestors were out there surrounded by saber-toothed tigers trying to survive on the streets out there in caveman days just to get to the final end where we have all the medical care and you can live in a nice warm house

for your fucking selfish ass to say, no, I don't want kids. I'm too busy in the fucking strip club or going to fucking Mallorca to have a pita colada on the beach. Someone hurt this man. It's absolutely insulting to your entire bloodline. Someone hurt this man. Everything everyone above you has ever done and struggled for all the time. Why is he so angry?

Because someone hurt him really badly. What they did. He turned that anger into productivity, and he became a really rich guy, and that's cool and everything, but he's deeply broken inside. Grandparents went to work when they didn't feel like it just for you to exist, for your selfish ass to say no. Me and my passions and my dreams and my shit drawings and my Instagram page is worth more than ever having children. You're selfish. Fuck.

Fuck that. He's also doing a WWE character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing a heel thing. Exactly, exactly. So he's playing a character, and he knows it. And if you probably sat him down and, like, talked to him, he'd be like, yeah, dude, I just say that shit just to, like, fuck you.

Yeah, that's what gets the fucking 14 year olds on my shit you guys want to do anything more oh yeah i think we're good yep well joey you want to uh do your pussy shout out oh yeah snapping the character snapping the character get your andrew tate on listen all you fucking bitches. All right? Stop your fucking Instagram page bullshit, but hit up Joe. Listen up, brother. So guys, I'm really vulnerable right now.

You guys know that. I'm sad and stuff. I've been down lately. Yeah. And I'm not trying to say that to get pussy off it or anything. No, of course not. But if you're like a hot chick and you want to fuck, you want to like fly out and have sex with me.

Jonas, stop flying. It's really sad. I'm trying to be sincere. I'm really actually sad. Just DM me on Instagram. Right. Joey Arlo Floor. Yeah. And send me on Instagram. Right. Joey Arlo Fleur. Yeah.

And send me nude photos. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And they should do that. You guys do that. And it would, yeah.

That's it. All right. Yeah. Cool. And also, if you subscribe to the Patreon, you could direct message, and then we could get you in touch with Joey as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it's only $5. I respond to every Patreon message, so yeah. Yeah yeah you also get a lot of extra content as well so that's cool and extra episodes but you'll also be able to contact joey pretty directly yeah like really directly yeah and i offer pretty bad sex and uh very drunken behavior where you you know most likely you'll block me. But he covers the bill. He'll buy you a couple drinks. He also has a mandatory cavity search just in case. You're trying to kill me or something.

I have to make sure you're not hoarding weapons. Exactly. You never know. You never know. I'm not a pervert. That was an inside goof. He's a prude. He's an inside goof. Ladies, don't. No, he's a prude. He's a Midwest gentleman. He's a sweet, sweet man.

Sweet man. He's one of those charming men. I have one girl that I like, and that's it. And I was goofing, ladies. Maybe when I'm single or something, we can do that. But don't contact me. When you hit him up on Instagram at Joey R. LaFleur, you'll see that he's goofing and that he's kidding and it's not true.

But give it a shot, though. Shoot your shot. We'll talk in private about the whole thing. We'll go into detail about it. But, yeah, no, I was just joking around. But we'll talk. All right. God bless, everybody.

Love you. Love you, Jack. Love you, guys. Love you, Jack.