Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Meet The LIEvely's

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

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🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. Who are we? Superpowers get neutralized. I can only watch in silence. The famous actor we once knew is looking paranoid. It kind of works, it kinda works perfectly It works perfectly dude This is all I'll ever think about now when I listen to Kendrick

His bald bony is a fucking big, big win I can't predict your angle Fabricating stories on the family front Cause you heard Mr. Morales He's like magnetic Master manipulator Yeah, he's got a cowboy face I just have a tale on you now

You're not a rap artist You're a scam artist With a host of being accepted. And you're getting fat. Tommy Hilfiger stood out, but Fubu never had been your collection. I make music that electrify me. You're upset I can't lift you up. I can double down on that line, but spare you this time.

That's random acts of kindness. Know you're a master manipulator and a bitch who will lie to you too. But don't tell no lie about me, and I won't tell truth about you BOOM! Oh shit! BOOM! Oh shit! BOOM! Oh shit!

Headshot! Double kill! Beep! Beep! Beep! Kill him in jarro! Beep! Beep!

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Him out the way young- What a time! I know. What a time She came at the king. It's so weird how the timing

Our favorite actor baldo I think Kendrick's gonna bring baldoni out at the Super Bowl Crowd loses it think about it a white bitch Like they'd got a little flew a little too close to the Sun. Mm-hmm Drake and Blake Lively They they need each other right now away pitchers to white bitches. They should collab. They should collab Mm-hmm I really thought that Kendrick Drake beef was gonna be the most exciting beef of like all time and then as soon as I thought That boom baldoni out of nowhere. Yeah, he's a POC. He's Italian. Oh I didn't know that.

They're people of color. And he's a Jew actually. He's a Jew. Italian Jew? Yeah fuck. Is he? Yeah he's a Jew. For some reason I thought you said POS at first. I'm like alright. We like Baldoni. I'm like I got goddamn POS. They did a gag order on Baldoni because they're like they're Baldoni's people are they they set up a whole website Where they're they're posting all the text messages. Oh, yeah, so cool. Yeah, it's like revenge porn or something. Yeah It's awesome. Whoever his team is that's fighting back against this this fraud of this coward Blake Lively Sheskis to them. This is amazing work. Did you guys see the video that they released?

I saw it. So there's like long video of them filming like a, it's like a scene where there's not supposed to be talking. It's just for a montage in the movie where they're dancing. He didn't want talking. Yeah. He said, it's just dancing. She felt awkward.

She's like, I feel like we should talk. So she starts talking to him. And then her narrative is that he wanted to talk During the scene where there's supposed to be no talking and they go alright, bitch We'll release because that's the scene where she said he tried to kiss my neck. Yeah, it's crazy crazy lies I mean Jesus Christ you think Justin Baldoni is a black guy the way Blake Lively is lying on him Truly, this is like some fucking this is what happened to Kobe So I don't maybe this is covered in the video I don't, maybe this was covered in the video.

Amito till. Maybe this was covered in the video. What'd you say? Amito till. Like in the tapio, amito till, I don't know. Amito, there you go. Amito, amito till. I got deep prosciutto. Prosciutto.

I feel like I've caught whatever John has. The hell is going on with me? Avengers assemble. That was an off air bomb reference. So here's the video. It goes on. Nah, let it go. Here's the video.

Hell yeah. And Miss Lively's complaint alleges that during a scene Mr. Baldoni and Miss Lively were filming for a slow dance montage, Mr. Baldoni and Ms. Liveley were filming for a slow dance montage. Mr. Baldoni was behaving inappropriately. The following videos captured on May 23rd clearly refute Ms. Liveley's characterization of his behavior. The scene in question was designed to show

the two characters falling in love and longing to be close to one another. Both actors are clearly behaving well within the scope of the scene and with mutual respect and professionalism. These are all three takes. We can watch the 10 minute version or we go down? Absolutely.

Here we go. I can't get enough of this case and this story. Yeah. Can you full screen it though? It is full screen. You want it to be, you want it to cover the screen? I don't know. Do you not know how we do the show?

I thought we'd do that. Should we just start? Should we just not show it anymore? You feel weird? You feel self-conscious? I thought I was do that. Should we just start? Should we just not? You feel weird you feel self-conscious I thought I was this entire time I was supposed to look at the big TV because we bought the big TV and then I realized The entire time I was looking at your laptop and we watch videos and I felt bad like we're wasting the big TV You really bonked your head hard Interesting and this happened two months after we got the TV

Two months after we got the TV. We're worried sick about you, John. We're worried sick, Johnny. We're all worried sick about you, man. We're all worried sick about you. Love you. All right, let's go with the fucking thing. Jesus Christ. Well, thanks to ET listeners, a long time to read this.

Yeah. Let's miss all these good times. Lily and Ryle slow dancing the bar, patrons around them drinking and watching sports completely in their own world. This is the script. Oh yeah. It's already written so.

Two-piece message. Victor, 40, take one. It's never meant to be. It's already. And you know what's exciting about this is because you get to see how movie magic is made. Mm-hmm. I love.

Yeah. I love behind the scenes stuff on it, especially when it's a masterpiece. It's's like the apocalypse that's the hearts of darkness Dude they he should really make a director's commentary cut you could buy a blu-ray and he's like, yeah So in this scene this cunt decided to be a huge fucking whore and a bitch You're getting fatter in this huge fucking whore and a bitch. You can see her getting fatter in this scene. We had a six week break and so we had some conversations about is she noticeably fatter

because it's supposed to be one day in the movie. He owes the rights to it. He could just be like, she was farting her ass off in this scene. She could be like, I had a baby and I was like, what did you fucking eat the baby? God damn you fatter. He has all her farts. He has the editor get all of her farts. There's a boom mic operator with just neck stress.

He releases the fart cut where it's just Blake Lively's fart. The director's cut instead of that it's the fart cut. It's just him just abusing. Like here's a, we got this, she's shaving her armpits behind on the set so we got that footage And then can we can you give us a few like a couple cues of like they score Just so everyone else around us is, is happening at the moment. But this is supposed to be a meaningless scene

in the movie in which a bunch of extras are, they're supposed to be watching a big game. I saw the movie, there's no big game. They're not at a bar watching a game. Big game's on this guys, come on guys, you gotta act like a big game. Hey, come on, like I'm the biggest fag you've ever seen. I love football.

Let's go to the bar and then slow game. Hey, come on. Like, I'm the biggest fag you've ever seen. I love football. Let's go to the bar and slow dance while the Eagles are on. That's what straight guys do, right? Make straight sports face. Straight guys, like, they go to the bar, and they, like, they stare longingly into their lover's eyes as the Pats are on. As red bunches as it was earlier on.

No, it's never going to be because we're in slow-mo. But just they're watching, you know, people are watching games. We see some, you know, things like that. Yeah, thank you. Just listen to his direction. I mean, it's like John Ford or something. He's dynamic.

This is incredible. Acting and directing, it's not so easy. Yeah. Ready, and everybody gets, and playback. And everybody gets? And playback. Background! Camera. So by the way, this whole thing,

Blake did not know they had audio. So that's why she went to this footage as like, it doesn't matter if the footage comes out, I can get away with this lie, because it's a scene with no audio in it. But they got audio. But Baldoni. By the way, how dumb is she?

She's a fucking idiot. She's a retard. She's an idiot. Every little set I've been on, I mean, I got caught talking shit about the production at lunch one time. They were like, you're still mic'd. And I was like, no, well, this is great.

We're doing a great thing here, sorry. Did people look at you? No, because everyone knows when you're working on a hunk of shit, it's a hunk of shit. Just don't tell the director or the guy that fucking whatever, you know, the creative team behind it. She's the luckiest woman alive right now. God, I wish that was her. Fucking, you leave fucking no,

you imagine leaving no lip Reynolds for this, huh? You get to, you're excited to leave fucking no lip, low talking fake cynical Reynolds to go hang out with this fucking authentic beauty. Authentic beauty. He's an authentic beaut. A natural beaut. It's fucking Italian stallion.

Exactly. You, you never need to doubt it. Reynolds is like, it feels like a skunk just had sex with a hand grenade. And she's like, okay, I have to go see about that. We have to do some extra scenes. We just added them. That was funny, Reynolds, but.

Really great stuff. Love your Target jokes. Love your Target t-shirt humor, Ryan. It's great, I'm definitely not bored of you. Love your chilling with my peeps humor, Ryan, it's great. Love it, Ryan, you're so funny. God, you're just so witty. She calls him Reynolds, though, I love that.

Reynolds. Okay, bye, Reynolds, I'm gonna go fuck Val Donnie. She politely calls him Reynolds. Reynolds, you're, I'm gonna go fuck Baldoni. She politely calls him Reynolds. Reynolds, you're like funnier than every comedian. I gotta go meet Chay B. Reynolds, that's so caustic of you. I gotta go hang out with Baldoni though. Rob McElhaney's sucking his dick.

He's like, babe, where you going? We're gonna watch a shitty soccer team no one cares about that we bought. We're gonna watch a shitty soccer team no one cares about. That we bought. ["If You Should Ever Believe Me"] If you should ever believe me The life could still go on, believe me I mean, she, I mean, I know they're acting, but.

She's in love. This has gotta have an effect on the weak female brain yeah right yeah this well that's that's a big narrative right now is that like she had a crush on Baldoni she made her advance and he was like whoa I'm married I believe that was all my heart I didn't see in that the wrath of a scorned lover first started this for sure she had a huge crush and it was not people have said that But I think it's I think it's really it's it's it's Reynolds pulling the string I think it's Reynolds making her trying to be like I'm your man

And I'm gonna back you up And this is your first movie since you got a baby and I have to be there and this can't be a negative experience You know what my conspiracy is what it's that he doesn't want her to act. This is the first role she's in a long time. He was like we should sue this motherfucker knowing it'll make Lively look really bad because he is kind of bulletproof. No, he's not. He's getting shit on. Dude, he's Deadpool. He's Deadpool. But it's still, even if, no matter how much money you have, you still want to be liked. It still hurts to have people hate you. People won't care. Most people consume his media, don't give a fuck about what's happening here. I bet if you check Twitter,

if he has Twitter, check it. Twitter's also not a good, I think, test for- That's media, that's the new media. Yeah, but I'm just saying, I think he knew this would fuck her name up, and she'll never work again. No, that's not true. That's my conspiracy.

News just came out today, it's probably after this video, so I'll say it, he was behind the gag order. So, Lively's team said, like, I'll say it he was behind the gag order so Lively's team said like hey, we want to issue a gag order because There's a lawsuit pending and so we don't want to like poison Yeah, you know the judge or like the public opinion so stop releasing info on this and that was Reynolds going like hey Let's just cut this off because I look like a fucking cop. Oh, it's making them both They're they're Hollywood's and yes, it's really affecting her more. Yeah, but Reynolds was a lot of he was like they look terrible

He'll be completely fine. There are a couple of amber turds financially. He'll be couple what amber turds to amber turds this time truly And I hope it ends Ryan Reynolds fucking run, cause I am sick of his ore shit. That guy's sense of humor is the same as like when you go to a food truck run by guys that think they're like funny.

Like a Portland food truck. Yeah, and it's like one of the options is like, just a ton of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's his. Yeah, you order a burger and they go,

you want that the fucked up way exactly Yeah, I guess add chili to it Sure, yeah Fucked up. Are you gonna rape my burger? Now somebody will get like there's something super violent and he goes. Oh, that's making me horny Yeah, that's his whole sense of humor. He's a Spencer's gifts He's a Spencer's giftifts. Like a fucking. He's a Spencer's Gifts, the dog.

You walk in there and it's just like, okay. Yeah, he sees like, yeah, like a. It's Invader's in humor. Somebody gets shot, he goes, ooh, I just felt blood flow. Yeah, exactly. A million of those. He goes, ooh, new hole.

Ooh, I just. Right! Exactly. I just got half a job. His voice is horrible too. It's like high pitched. What do you just. Right! Exactly. Yeah, I just got half a job. His voice is horrible too. It's like high pitched. What do you mean? Yeah, yeah.

What do you mean by that? Weird. There's too much Reynolds. Oh, I like it when you're mean. Was there ever a point that you guys liked Reynolds? Yeah, I liked him in that. When he was behind the scenes, like, and he was like a side character.

Just friends was great. He's funny and waiting. He had a really funny cameo in Harold Kumar. Yeah. He's the doctor. He was getting that really funny cameo in Harold Kumar. Yeah, he's the doctor. He was getting that. And Harold is, or Kumar is like, hey, we need like a pound of weed stat. And he has like a really funny line where he's like, what in God's name would you need that for? And he's just like a very deadpan delivery. A funny little cameo. He was, I actually liked him. Two Guys and a Girl in a Pizza Place was my favorite sitcom when I was a little kid.

Now what in God's name are we gonna need that for? Exactly. You know who is Van Wilder? Who is that actor? Him, that's Reynolds. No, no, not Van, oh no, who is the fucking dude in, you know, where they fuck the pie, American Pie? American Pie.

Justin Biggs. Stifler? Stifler, who is Stifler? Shawn Williams Scott. Shawn Williams Scott. He stole his shit. He stole Sean William Scott flame now Sean So William Scott is doing shitty sitcoms I made this point like a week ago that he's Chris Pratt. He should have Chris Pratt's career Sean William Scott

Yes, that's what I think I think Sean is just be a list now I think Sean William Scott's too smart to have he got cast pretty big recently good. He's making a comeback He's well, whatever and what he's he's a guy. He got cast in something pretty big recently. Good. He's making a comeback. Well, whatever. And what? He got cast in something pretty big recently. I forgot what it was. I saw him in a sitcom. That's the last time I saw him. That Sean Liam Scott never amounted to what we all wanted.

He still, we got goon out of it. Goon is great. Goon is great. I love Goon. And I just rewatched role models and I loved it. And he's fucking fantastic in role models. Great, tremendous stuff. Yeah.

Look at JB. Look at him just thinking about his wife all he likes loves one woman that proud Italy American she was I think we should be talking I think it's more romantic if we're like he's like well you're not the director he's fat bitch she's nervous that's why she wants to talk I think it's more romantic if we're like... He's like, well you're not the director you fat bitch. She's nervous, that's why she wants to talk. Yes, she's nervous, cause she's fucking dripping. They're like, cut, don't slip on her squirt.

Bring out the mop. And let's be honest, I'm sure Baldoni cut a hole in his pockets before this scene. I'm sure he's jerking it. They're gonna break her panties with a pickaxe at the end of this fucking scene. He's got his hog fucking tape to his back right now Not for her though he's grossed out by her cuz it's like the moment you kiss then you give them the thing that they Want to see yeah, well the whole montage the whole he's like he in this scene. He should just go listen I'm the fucking director. Okay, shut up

We need to almost kiss and then give them the thing that they want to see. Look at that bitch. Petalsy! We need to almost kiss. But we're still talking. He's edging her. She's gooning. He's edging, yeah. Watch out, watch out. Next door again. Love the idea, this is another funny thing about movies

and just, when you know, most things are pieces of shit, but so much work goes into it, that Baldoni is thinking like like they have these they have these discussions over meaningless shit because you're making a piece of shit already but they don't know it he believes in it so they're like like he went home he's like she fucking she wanted to talk in the montage scene and that could really man it's like, the movie sucks. It's not, there's not like one little thing where it's like, you know, I liked it until I saw them kind of talking

in the montage scene. Kind of just like took me out. Yeah. I felt like that scene called for quietness. But it's very, it amuses me to watch, I love watching people really care. Obsessed about the minutiae that doesn't matter. Obsessed about absolute bullshit.

I keep thinking about him being disgusted by her and every time he calls cut, he steps into one of those hazmat showers. And just sprays out on top of him. He's just like, all right, now that that's off of me, I can think right now. A PA has a garbage, you need a puke again, JB? He's like nailing with a hose after every take.

Like, all right. Well, there's a... Sanitize, Sanitize Baldoni. There's a whole, there's a thing coming up where it's like a tanning lotion that he smells. And so he smells good. Let me explain this. She tried to make it seem like.

Cause I thought that would be explained in this. So real quick, she, her big claim was that they were they were in this scene where none of this was scripted and Valtoni smelled her very creepily, licked her neck and smelt her and then said, What? And then said, you smell good. That's how she posed it. That was Lively's narrative and then here's actually what happened.

I think it comes a lot later. They're having a lot faster. I think it's version three for us. They're having a great time. They tell extras to come on in. They're having a great time. They're fucking in love. Maybe what do you, extras can look like. Right across again

She's in pure ecstasy, yes Even though she's acting it's like she seems really not that good I think this is why she picked this scene in her female brain She remembered this and how pissed off she was that he wasn't hers her fucking husband You know what I mean? And then she's like this made me mad so I have to make him rate me in this scene Because that's the only time I can't be mad. It's it's the false accuser brain. That's the This is a false accuser brain. Yeah, this is this is regret regretting how much she was squirting over. Yeah She keeps biting her lips, I mean Jesus Christ

You can't act a wet pussy It's an unsimulated wet pussy. Right. No, it's a guy with a white- Can we do a score? Can we do a score? A couple scores? Yeah. Look at him go. Look at him.

Look at him. Right back into directing mode. And look, she's pissed off. It's like when you answer your phone during sex. Yeah. The illusion. He answered the phone during sex, and she's pissed off. Because she's fucking in love with him.

That was such a good observation. That's like Tom Cruise waking up in vanilla sky right there. That's like, like it up in vanilla sky right there Layers all fake she forgot She's on the best day of her life And then score! I'm talking. I know, I just got a little something. I'm talking. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. We have no issue talking this with him.

Yeah, I mean like what? I don't know, we're so emotional. I'm never gonna find out. I'm not gonna tell you. He's like, shut the fuck up. I know you and Ryan talk all the time, M. Oh my gosh, we don't, shut up. Oh my God.

Oh, he's killing it. He is. He's talking shit about her husband. A smooth operator. No, it's like, he's just a player. I can't help it. We don't have him. And Emily and I have like, we have this moment where.

He's staring, he's just staring. Literally where literally we've done it for like five minutes. Oh dude, pause pause pause. He's saying that he's like, you guys aren't as good a couple as us. Yeah he is. He's also getting it in the middle. You're not as good a couple? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, subliminally. Me and my bitch, we stare at each other a lot. You and Ryan, you guys like talk and like watch cartoons together. Yes, that is exactly what it is.

I know you gotta go home and watch Adventure Time with Ryan tonight. Yeah, you gotta have Captain Crunch and watch, yeah. Regular show with your random husband. Me and Em, we do breathing exercises. I give her oral sex. We stare into each other's soul as we do, yeah, re-she. I suck her clit.

And you and your retarded husband watch American Dad. I give her quaking organs. That's really cute, but me and my wife, we turn the heat up to 95, we turn all the lights off, and we have an eight hour fuck session. Exactly. Until I pass out. Dude, he's fucking killing her right now.

See, we drink peyote and we see God and each other's sex organs. While you and Ryan. He goes, I saw God in my wife's pussy last night. I line my yoni every night inside of him. But no, no, no, Brian for family guy's really funny. I think you would find it terrifying. He's literally, we just literally hit each other.

And like, can't even continue. Oh dude, he's the connection. Time stops, but like, that's just how it's been for us from the conceive. Oh dude, he's the connection. But that's just how it's been for us from the beginning. Damn! Oh my god, dude. I gotta say, this is actually insane. She looks so evil to me because she's having such a good,

how can you have such a great time with a man and do this to him? He's actually killing it because his wife can't get mad about this either. I know. If he was just like, I'm just explaining to this A-list female celebrity how good our relationship is. Yeah.

Oh, the wife loves this. Yeah. Oh, this is a slam dunk as a husband. He did that. Her husband should be furious about this. No, he did that purposely too. He's a man. Happy wife, happy life.

They need a divorce. If our Reynolds divorce instant. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. It was like you let him talk to you that way. I go bite. About the staring. I don't even know what's him talk to you that way? I go bite.

About the staring. I don't even know what's so alluring about Lively. I don't get it at all. Lively. And fake-olds. He was married to Scarlett Johansson before Lively. It's such a downgrade. Yeah. Yeah it is.

I think he couldn't run ScarJo. She's too smart. She's like a little bit too smart. She's also just like more, well not more famous, but she's like equal famous. Yeah, yeah. She's not equal famous. Scarlett Johansson? He's not equal famous to her. Oh actually yeah, now with all the Deadpools and stuff. I don't, I hate this damn Deadpool thing.

You can't ignore that. She's in like real movies though. She's looking at the Oscars. She's more talented. She's way more talented. She's been in real movies. Ryan Reynolds watches looking at these Oscars. She's more talented. She's way more talented. She's been in real movies. Ryan Reynolds watches- The Rock is more famous than almost every actor. Ryan Reynolds every year sits home and watches the Oscars

in his fucking Stewie Griffin pajamas, okay? He's got the Sriracha shirt and Stewie Griffin pajamas. He's got the fucking Sriracha shirt that he got from the- His pajamas are the Link shirt with the cargo shorts. The Zelda shirt. Ryan Reynolds and the Cookie Monster hat. You guys think he goes to bed? Ryan Reynolds' dress is like a wigger from Tucson, Arizona.

Oh, god. And they score again. Yeah. Yeah. Again. Oh my god, I forgot to tell you something else. I think that's cute. You guys are really cute. Oh my god! What a, he's a best dude! God!

He's like, you guys are having a little fun, that's cute. God, he's a card. He's the man. I love on another dimension, but you guys are cute. It is so funny that he's gonna do this and throw her down a staircase. That's cute. You guys are just, you're so basic. So he's like, so you think that's love, that's cute, okay.

Guys, keep rolling! It would take a futuristic alien society to transcribe what our love means to your people mind, but you guys are adorable. Everyone, the Stanley Cup. I think it's amazing. Also just the day that these people have these extras it's just what a worthless life it is to be in Hollywood. Okay this is a piece of shit goes all right they won the Stanley Cup and then you go

You do that 30 times I want today and then you know you get you get some free goldfish Free cheddar goldfish I walked through 50 extras today mid take at like 730 a.m. On the way to the cafe Like one of those guys that try to stop amigans it saw me walking toward him and he goes oh hey sir do you mind crossing the street and then going like you know yes no I just said oh what's going on what are you guys doing he was making a commercial and I go okay cool I just I never have a stop the whole no I don do that good. I did that too one time

I was leaving the gym and they were they were filming. I just saw the commercial actually they filmed it out front of father's office It's a Hyundai commercial. It's about a lady on a bad date And she she calls her car on her phone and it backs up and she jumps in it. Yeah, this is where I live I'm not gonna stop my day fucking and also it's public They're not a one to tell people like move now. So you fuck with them, it's really great. I heard a case of Hollywood Brain the other day, is a buddy of mine, his roommate's girlfriend is really into, she's a commercial actress,

and they had everyone over there watching like sports, and when the commercials came on, he would pause the TV, or like mute it, and she'd go, what are you doing? He's like, it's commercial, she goes, yes, some people, that's like their whole world, and I kinda wanna see, I kinda wanna see the commercials. And he was just like, it's commercial. She goes, uh, yes, some people that's like their whole world. And I kind of want to see, I kind of want to see the commercials. And he was just like, Oh, wow.

You mean you think she's supporting the arts and her comrades? Because she's straight. Yeah. Because I could see some, some people I know are in these things. Yeah. Wow. Holy shit. That's like Hollywood rot, you know?

Yeah. That's as bad as it gets. Yeah. We can only help her home burn down Can you guys frame up on the Sebastian back to director mode and she's pissed off again like oh my god I was just about to come like this guy can do it all got it whenotally. It's when you get off when you have to get off. You get off and then you go hold on, hold on. Yeah. He's like can we get a close-up and also a mop for the floor around us?

It's a tripping hazard. He goes listen can you stop rubbing up against my leg? We'll just do like a- Can we get a big sponge to do the scene on top of? We lay a towel down for the scene or? Yeah. You ready? Still rolling. Don't get it wrong. They won't. We lay a towel down for the scene. Don't give it to them. They want it. Don't give it to them. Just keep restraint.

That's the horniest lady I've ever seen. No acting is, it's obviously not acting. Imagine just being called Ponytail Lady. So demeaning. You got there at 5 a.m. You even go, sorry I forgot your name, Ponytail Lady. Could you do your fucking stupid walk? Ponytail Lady, do the fuck, go back, no! It's like literally you have to walk.

You got one job, you stupid ponytail bitch fat gut guy Can you? Celebrate again a psoriasis come on jump for joy Oh My god, she's so fucking horny this is anti-semitic by the way it is if obviously Joe He has a Jewish he goes. Oh so nosy his nose was in her face. Well. Yeah, well she got a fucking she got rhinoplasty She had a she had a nose. Yeah, she was a ride his fucking nose like a simian. He definitely does She shows up in court with an eyepatch on Daniel Cormier's she's gonna show up to court like fucking Jana soprano

Just gotta shut down, we gotta call on insurance month and just deal with that. And then um... I got it right. Cut! Just kidding. No, it's true, that's why we hired Jenny Slade too, our noses are... That's an interesting comment. That's the one thing Baldoni, little rude. Little rude.

Well isn't she a true too? It's like a member of the tribe, they're allowed to say it about each other. He's also lumping himself into it, so it's not bad. Right, self-deprecating. See, it's friendly banter. That's why we hired Jenny Sladeade she's got a big fucking ugly well no that's his sister in the thing so it's like oh look we have the same kind of knows we've got done he's never done anything wrong right mm-hmm you're right

my apologies Jesus what's true that's why we hired Jenny Slate too, our noses. Yeah, she goes, yeah, you're too jizz. I'm gonna take you down. Bonjour. So we're like, oh, we missed some stuff. You're run. Yeah. They know each other better than that.

Look at her, backseat directing again. Backseat directing. Way too big for a break-up. See, I think they know each other better than that, and so in this scene... Ooh, ooh, shut up. Shut up. Badoni has a vision. I mortgaged my future, buying the rights to this piece of shit!

Not marrying someone she doesn't know with lots of red flags. Do you know what I mean? You're like, oh, okay, there's stuff that we don't know. It protects all of it. Yeah, it feels... I mean, you're like, oh, okay, there's stuff that we don't know. It protects all of it. Yeah. It feels... Take one step further, Catherine, please.

Great, thank you. Let's start on action. Let's just do everyone celebrated as a game going on. On action. Yeah. People passing. On action. It'll just be celebration. They just scored. Ready and lay back. I'm gonna get your hat in there. Lay back. I'll take it off like I'm trying to kiss you.

And then back around. Is that how you want it to happen? Yeah, you know how I like my hats. Oh, that's his sticker, good. Is it a sticker? No, there's no sticker. And they score! Oh!

Wait, now he has a hat on? Look, let's do a scene where I'm such a sports fan that I have the hat of the TV. Is that what it is? I think that must be it. But that's like a, it I'm such a sports fan that I have But that's like a bay it's a it's a red Sox have and they're watching the Stanley Cup they're watching the Bruins like apparently Great director decision he goes this is bad More points for about don't just in case we need it, but okay taking it right off though. No. I'm so sorry about you. I'm so sorry about you. I'm so sorry about you, darling.

I'll make you so sure about it. I'll make you so sure about it. God only knows what I need. God only knows what I need. I do keep thinking about the reality of this scene. Okay, okay. This is big. He doesn't lick her, dude.

No, he's doing a, he's acting. Some nice little kisses as a guy who's in love with his wife or whatever. You can't take this shit. Okay, Marlon Brando, they shoved butter up that woman's ass and raped her. Last tango in Paris. She didn't complain about it for 40 years.

Good Lord. Fucking buck up. This is Hollywood sugar tits. Buck up? Buck up. What if she thought his nose was his tongue and he brushed against her? Well, oh you mean actually.

No. I thought that was a joke. No, so he does kisses. I said lick. I think she actually claimed kissing. Oh, come on. It's my bad. Yeah, no, first of all should be thinking yeah the judge goes you've been licked by the best I don't know what to tell you Well, it's not bad it's my body make up oh my gosh, so she's getting all insecure

So that is what she was a really creepy smell thing my body make up Yeah, that that was supposed to be they're going to court over that right? She's she's she's bringing that to lawyers like look so after seeing that her spin on it is now looks Like an insane lie, which it is yeah, so like proves it. She's a gypsy This is this is what gypsies claim is like an offense against them It's so weird too cuz she doesn't need the money like why you brush up against them Back to director mode. but then not before. I always thought she was badass. But there's no description. Ryan Reynolds is in the back in a chair

just reading Captain Underpants. Are you done, baby? He's trying to learn from the best. He's reading No David No. He's studying comedy. He's belly laughing at SpongeBob SquarePants. And they're like, hey, we're up. Rolling.

He's belly laughing at SpongeBob. Squidward made all the crazy claps. I do keep thinking about the reality of this scene though. Like if there was a, there was a packed sports bar in Boston watching the Stanley Cup. And there was a couple doing this. They get beat up.

They get killed. Break it up, you fucking quiz. First of all, there'd be no room. Fucking faggot. Yeah. Yeah, you mother. Yeah, you mother. Big bolly.

Big curb stop, fucking play quality please. It's real funny, couple quiz, dancing at the ball. It's fucking hilarious. Oh, fucking hilarious. The fucking bro fucking bronze on. Her fucking heel just shatters under the wave. It's like those pressure videos, the compressor. The hydraulic press. The hydraulic press. It's got a great ass. Don't say anything nice about this bitch. Come on.

I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels.

I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels.

I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. I'm gonna get my heels. Say anything nice about this I don't get don't crop out her heel. Oh, there's just sparkle Shut the fuck up. Stop directing dumb bitch fucking annoying head your butt plug heels weird heels Yeah, for the love of God get a butt plug heels in there Ryan Reynolds walks in yanks her suit off, and then shoves it in his own ass.

He goes, I was looking for those. Could you ask next time if you wanna borrow? And then he looks into the camera and he goes, ah, that's better. Go home, little shoe, go home. Ah, yes, travel home, little shoe, go home. Go home. Ah yes, travel home little shoe. I hear Blake has a sex scene today, mind if I watch? He's bringing his own c own cock chair to the set

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Very fucking hot I know but I'm so disgusted with her that I now I can't even find her attract She got a nose job though cuz she looks like about down like the old nose maybe I think she's way hotter right now Yeah, I yeah, I mean they always fuck up. I still do does not make them I've never seen a look do you think a younger woman is hotter than the older version? Well, that actually sometimes there is a lot of there's some certain cases where it's crazy You look back at them you go what the hell was that about? And then they're in their mid-30s and you go, you were prime. Yeah.

It's crazy. She's just surrounding, got better looking with age to me. I never liked her. Helen Mirren. Fully agree. Helen Mirren, yeah. Helen Mirren's been hot for a thousand years. Hot take, I mean, not that she's gotten hotter,

but she's gotten hotter in different ways, Mercitome. Like, it's a different era for example. She's never gotten less hot. Sure, she got hotter. I think she got hotter, I think she got hotter. I think she's aged into modernity though. I think something happens where it's like,

they're like, they're dated because of the 80s. They have the 80s look, so they're like, oh, you don't look as good, you look better in the wrestler. Yeah. Cause it's the 2000s or something. Maybe. That's possible, but also something. some modernity a real word yeah I think so yeah oh yes modernity modernity modernity I think it's modernity modernity I literally you said that and I spent the next three seconds like the

fuck is that mean I mean I could have got it wrong otherwise modernity and I would sound retarded modernity. Yeah Okay Yeah, let's spend more time. I'm so smart We decided one night to go to the arcade where they were and I put bronzer all over myself in a scary spice fro So I thought they would think I was like a black girl He's a sweeter. Oh wait. Sorry. I'll take that back. She's a vicious racist and she should be killed. Didn't know where she was going.

This is Burbank High School antics. I don't know what to tell you. Exactly. There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. Probably the most relatable thing about her is that she did blackface. She's like Jimmy Kimmel where it's like the only time I've liked them is that she did blackface. She's like Jimmy Kimmel where it's like the only time I've liked them is when they did blackface. Is there anything else? I mean, should we get into the gag order or should we move on?

Well, maybe we celebrate this with a little song. We could celebrate it. We could celebrate it. I think there's a lot to do here. Psst, I see dead people. ["Suck It"] Yeah! Oh yes!

Look at this beauty! Battle fucking Tony! Oh yeah! Suck it, Blake! Suck it, bitch! Suck it, you Ryan Reddell! You're going down! Man!

Man! Shit! Man! He is hot! Oh! Holy fucking shit! Mother of God! I like it when it looks like it works really well.

I like it when it looks like it works really well. I like it when it looks like it works really well. I like it when it looks like it works really well. I like it when it looks like it works really well. I like it when it looks like it works really well. I like it when it looks like it works really well. I like it when it looks like it works really well. I like it when it looks like it works really well.

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All right, that's fucking rules. All right. Beautiful. Mother of God. I love that a lot. Baldoni for life. Baldoni for life. He's my favorite director.

Baldoni, you know what I mean? To the king. To the king. To the king. To the king. To the king. To the Beautiful. Mother of God. I love it a lot. Baldoni for life. Baldoni for life. He's my favorite director. Baldoni, you know what I mean? To the king.

Baldoni to Baldoni. How do you think his career will shape up after this though? It's not gonna survive. Nothing will happen. It's not gonna survive. He'll make some money and hopefully just, you know, go off into the sunset. Yeah, cause I don't see him being embraced

by Hollywood either He's just he's too stiff. He's a terrible actor. He's he's too Yeah, well, I'll tell you right now every studios I guarantee a rhyme around this year in every fucking studio and I say don't ever hire this guy again And or to do anything or Pam do anything and they all go. Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah, yeah They're gonna think you don't want to piss off Ryan Reynolds They need to make sure this doesn't go any further like if this goes to court I mean, yeah, they will be the next like it'll be like, you know PR level of Amber Heard

Yeah, I don't think it'll go to court. No, it's it's looking too bad for one party Yeah, I mean it'll be interesting Unless she's just got some bombshells, you know, you raped her She's just got some bombshells, you know? He raped her. He just full-blown raped her. What else do they fucking have? I mean, that's essentially what she's having. I mean, that's crazy.

She's making them out to be like Richard Ramirez. Nasty attempt to silence Baldoni. Brian Reynolds is standing by his wife, Blake Lively, even though she's clearly in the wrong when it comes to her legal battle with Justin Bell Donnie. So let's get into it Does he have like those contacts or they make your eyes look insane Can you play up in the game for Joey just the reveal is nuts? Joey watch watches the wrong when it comes to her legal battle with Justin

Baldoni. So let's get into it. It was like a jump scare. It was like a gay jump scare. Ryan Reynolds has had quite the run in Hollywood, but it looks like his time is over. And it's all because it's not even close. He decided to get involved in his wife's drama, which I get it. He's trying to be a good husband, but Blake Lively is clearly in the wrong, and Ryan Reynolds' actions aren't helping. He's now requesting a gag order against Justin Valdoni's legal team. He's being represented by Brian Friedman.

We've spoken about him on the channel before. And essentially, he wants Justin's lawyer, Brian, to stop speaking about the case. It's a fruitless effort, though, you can't. Which is crazy, because Blake served Justin with a lawsuit. He looks like a gay Easter a long star I feel like everyone has four is looking like yeah, huh look at me So he's got all these especially this guy. Yeah, he has the right to go and defend himself It's interesting that she can release text messages that are gay lego And to release more and she's trying to with this guy.

Holy shit. That's what it's giving. Yeah. I hate people that say it's giving. It's so forced in this at least. What if I pull out a knife? What's that giving? Give some daylight to your stuff.

It's giving a threat. It's like, that's giving like a knife, what's that giving? Give some daylight to your stomach. It's giving a threat. That's giving like a danger? Is it? You go, you're giving me pussy. It's giving. Career, smear your name. It's giving, please stop swaying public opinion.

Please stop making- Thanksgiving is giving thanks? I'm getting, it's giving thanks on Thanksgiving. Christmas is giving presents? It's just giving presents to me. Everyone just adopts something that everyone else did. What black women did. Everyone just copies the same shit and they think they sound unique.

The sun is giving light. It's funny how there's no such thing as a wigger anymore. That is just now how young people talk. No matter where you are, there's no dialect anymore. There's no regional dialect. If you're young and you're on the internet, that's what you consume, that's how people talk. Yeah, it's just- No matter where you are, there's no dialect anymore. There's no regional dialect. No, it's just everyone- If you're young and you're on the internet, that's what you consume, that's how you talk. Everyone just-

But they say it white, at least. It's not like she's like, they've been giving all kinds of- I know, but since that's all they watch all day, that's what everyone talks. I feel like this generation or the next generations are gonna have less of a regional accent than ever before. Yeah. Even when a white girl goes, girl, I'm like, shut up, you wigger bitch.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Or like, bitch. Yeah. Well, that's what I do. That's what I do at the Commerce Casino. When I'm playing war with girls.

Oh, you bitch. You bitch. That night at the Commerce, you did come off like Larry David in that poker scene when he's like, oh, you cunt! You're such a cunt! Yeah. By the way, Weston's back for his first ever

professional fight at Commerce Casino, so we had to go to that. Oh, hell yeah. Beautiful. I wish it was at a different... I swore I would never go back there. Truly the worst casino I've ever been to in my life. I'm so excited, though.

That casino's so weird. It's like somebody just set up a bunch of tables in a parking lot and put a fake roof over it. It's the lighting over anything. It's just, if it was a little dim in there, you'd be like. Well, there's just no fun casino-y even things. There's not like a cool buffet. It's depressing.

The food is awful. Everything's so horror-pressing. It's depressing. So depressing. I was literally watching Ocean's Eleven the other day and they're walking through the casino floor and I was like, wow, look at that. And then I had this flashback of commerce and I went oh Like oh fuck stains on the ceiling piles one is missing

He's smell like disgusting Chinese food like it's like Chinese you feel like a guy's eating like a fucking chicken foot like well playing poker It's just a weird place. It's gross as hell, but I'll go back for Weston. I'll go back for Weston You'll go back the day before and then the day of Probably Yeah, I'm just sick of everyone sounding the same Every every every guy everyone says no No, bro. Oh, no, no, no, I hate bro Yeah, I hate say people that say bro unless they're black

Yes, bro, course course, but like every single person's like no, bro It's obnoxious. We will ever all the body cam footage watch every guy's like no You're watching cops, you go, why does everyone talk like this now? They all talk the same. I think the most annoying one to me is type shit. I fucking hate type shit. Type shit.

Oh my God, what does that even mean? Type shit? I don't know. Say in a sense, we're getting older by the second. Literally, I don't even, it's probably the most vague one because I think I understand it, but someone's like, they want, man, I want Pring by the second. Like literally, I don't even, it's like, it's probably the most vague one cause I think I understand it. But someone's like, they want, man, I want Pringles right now.

Someone go type shit. I've never even heard of that. It's like, it's like a light dead homies. It means, no, I mean just like bet, I think. Yeah. I thought it means like that type of shit. Type shit. Oh, that's what it means.

No, it's like an affirmation, I think. It's an affirmation. It's like, yeah. Like I agree. Like yeah, I also want that type of shit. Yeah, yeah. I agree. You're there.

Yo, Transformers was sick, type shit. I think my mom's dead, type shit. Yeah, yeah. She is. Dead mommies. I think her funeral is tomorrow. Type shit. Yeah, yeah.

Type shit. Type shit. Type shit. Yeah. No, I need to rent a tux for the funeral, for my mom's funeral tomorrow. Type shit. Type shit. Yeah. No, I need to rent a tux for the funeral, for my mom's funeral tomorrow. Type shit. Type shit.

Oh, okay, right. I think I need to order a rape kit. Not a tux, by the way, is sweet. You don't do that. Toxicology report. Yeah, right, type shit, yeah. Type shit. Should we keep doing this?

No, it's gonna suck. I feel like we settled this case. We settled the case. We figured it out You guys see that bishop I Love well, I heard John told me that I did the MLK impression essentially No, no, this is the bishop the escapist pillion bishop, which is a fake religion That was basically just begging Trump like please don't kill gays, please don't kill me

She was begging so this is a rickety cricket Try to really lay down the law. I was gonna say this is me a cringe Mercy cringe One final plea no mr. President, please don't kill me. Millions have put their trust in you and as you told me yesterday, you have felt horrified right now. The providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country. We're scared now. He goes, no,

I won't beg me for it. Democratic. Oh, there we go. The second he said transgender. I fucking love JD, dude. Fear for their lives. He seems hilarious. I think I like JD. I like JD. I know nothing about him. He had sex with his couch like a man of the people. Yeah. Marine corporal. Even if you hate Trump like the good thing about this is that if we have to, the next eight years after Trump will probably, JD, I wouldn't mind him so far as president. He's like a normal dude.

I really know nothing about him. Well, that's a ridiculous thing to say about any politician, but yeah. And the people. The people who pick our crops. Seems like a racist guy. And clean our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms.

Regular guy in a hard job. He's got an Indian wife. Yeah. So how do you fight that, bud? Good luck with that. And he lets all the Trump supporters stand in line. They just fucking push her around I'm like, Stinky, fuck you I mean, she Nice to meet you

Mr. Stinky He goes, hey, that's my wife He goes, only I can do that He goes, I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee You guys have your fun doing all that. I'm gonna blow up five minutes and then you cut that up. He turns his head like that cop. Hey JD, is this your fucking H1B wife?

He puts an hourglass down. He goes, okay, and when that runs out, you stop. I mean, right here she looks like she's haunting a photograph. Yes, yes. Like in a horror film, like she wasn't there when we took the photo. She looks like a ghost.

I mean, look at Ivanka, dude. She looks insane. Ivanka's not there. Not Ivanka, this is the other one. She's in the back. I don't know who this Ivanka is. That's, I've seen a bunch of memes of her. Melania.

Melania. No, no, no, no, the girl in the back or Melania. No, you're talking about Melania. But the girl in the back, I've seen a ton of memes on her, on her reaction to this. That's Trump's youngest daughter. I just can't believe they allowed an Episcopalian dyke fucking bishop to speak in front of that guy.

Yeah, what is this, the LA fire department? Why the fuck did they do that? I'd be like, if I was Trump, I'd be like, no, I'm not letting that cunt fucking talk to me or do a service. That's what Trump probably said behind the scene. I'm not, no, I'm not letting that cunt talk to me. I mean he calls the shots He could say no. They were they were ambushed. They were ambushed by woke who's a piece of

We're amber. Also. I don't understand. I know Episcopal They're like the woke church. It's a fake fucking church Doesn't this lady know the book that she loves says she should be killed and not in heaven. What is it? John, you know what the religion is? It's a sect of Protestantism. It's probably an older one, but the thing is, it's like, it gets me like Unitarian Church vibes,

where it's like, okay, here's the thing about religion. If you're gonna be religious, and if you're gonna be religious, you have to respect dogma. Type shit. There you go. Type shit. The Bible says kill gay people.

It's one of those- Dead ass. Exactly. Doesn't she realize every time she's not cheap She fucking is smashing her pussy against another pussy that like she's going to the Book she loves exactly. It's one of the few times in the Bible I think might be the only time where it specifically says you should be executed for doing this It's in Leviticus and then don't say nothing about this strap on though. Well, she's got a big fucking leather dick She's got a big huge leather guy. Yeah Type shit shit

It's like it's like an end Jesus in the new testament said he's not here to erase previous scriptures So yeah, they you can't like pick and choose that shit. So I just don't respect religion So like I'm a cherry pick the fucking book. I don't like it sure that may into it That makes sense. Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking like I hate that shit. She shouldn't be religious No, she shouldn't be on fucking speaking as a priest or as a bishop. It's silly Who washed the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift Here's where Trump started may not be Trump wasn't listening at the beginning and I was like He goes but the vast majority of immigrants are not immigrants.

Who are you talking to? They pay taxes. Is this to me? And are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches and mosques. J.D., I think this is to you. And of our, with our, and temples. You know, what is the,

what is the lack of understanding from, I understand, I guess, being afraid of him and some of the things that they say, whatever, but like, what is the, they keep saying immigration as if they're not deporting illegal immigrants. They're acting like they're just, like they're deporting a guy that's running a bakery in New York whose family came here as immigrant.

Like, what is, they mesh them together think there's people who have been here for like. They mesh them together and it's just like, it's just they're acting like they're just deporting anybody that came here even legally. I think the argument is that there are people who've been here for like 30 years illegally. But then there was like some, maybe it was the Biden administration where they were like,

okay, we'll count them as citizens. We won't deport them It bots Trump is now like don't we're counting them. Well if right Connor Yeah, I know an Mexican wife get a green card, huh? Get a green card. Yeah here for that long get a fucking green That's a complicated situation, but I don't know if I really, like, it's still the law, like, you gotta get it. It's not a complex situation. I'm sure immigrants, there are immigrants who have been here illegally for a long time

who are good people. There are immigrants who have been here for a very short time or a long time who are probably bad people. The bottom line is, is there's a macro issue involved here. And the issue is, is we've been, the Democrat, the Democratic politicians have let these people in and they're using them as a voting base That's what it is. And it's like it's it's it's also just bad for society. There has to be checks and balances You can't just let anyone into a fucking country eventually. It's gonna bite you in the ass

No, they backfires because Mexicans are all like they love Trump's not Mexican though. The recent ones are like Order videos it's like everybody. There's fucking Chinese families jumping in cars. They can all go. I don't care about how long they've been here. I think if I was president, I would say yes, if you've been here 30 years and you're undocumented, there's gonna be a process we can do.

If you're not a criminal in your previous country, we'll figure something out for you. But like, you know, like it's, it's, people have come in here. They started the deportations on day one and they're, it seems like they're only so far targeting like, They're going after like red flag Interpol guys. Like guys that have like raped. Rape this, murderers, yeah.

Which is crazy, that guy was allowed to stay here anyways. That second he's on the radar, he should have been kicked out of the fucking country. Someone just told me that they just did an ice raid at like Home Depot and Burbank. Really? Yeah. Shit. Hmm. Like just the guys in the parking lot. I think so. I gotta say it's pretty ballsy to keep showing up to that parking lot. Yeah. They have the ice after knowing this guy's an office. Oh fuck.

There's a video I meant to find. I meant to send it to you, but there was like this guy who was driving by a construction site and he goes, he goes every single day up until President Trump was sworn in office They were playing like, you know Mexican music and then he drove by and it's like Celine Dion is blasting out of these construction Science and he goes these guys fucking get it. All right, they're gonna keep driving Yeah, did you see the going back to Haiti thing with the border? Yeah that crazy guy was nice. Yeah Well, no, did you see the borders are responding? This guy gets arrested he's like I'm not going back to Haiti. This guy gets arrested. He's like, I'm not going back to Haiti. And then they cut to the boys already. Like, he's going back to Haiti.

I just find it hard to believe. I mean, like, I don't want to jump to conclusions, but it's like, you know, I had friends growing up whose parents were illegal. And the idea of like deporting them seems like the most inhumane thing of all time. I get it. They got a full life here. I get it. It is inhumane, but it's one of those things where you feel until you're affected by it personally when you have a personal It's like the palisades fire thing I knew somebody that lost their house and their cat died and so I got

That's the only thing that made me kind of care about it And I'm not kind of care, but that's like the one thing that made me get like invested like this is sad Whereas you guys were like fuck the palisades those rich cocks kind of like not filing once it affects you personally Well, the one that I'm so one that's scarier than this though is the heritage law where it's like if You're like the anchor baby thing where it's like if you're born in the States or birthrights or birthrights citizenship It's like that is scary. I don't like who is if you're born here. I think you're American Yeah, you're American that only applies to after the if that if that does go into place which it won't Yeah, but if that does that applies only after it's not like they're gonna. Yeah, you're American. That only applies to after the, if that, if that does go into place, which it won't.

Yeah. But if that does, that applies only after it's not like they're going to go. Yeah. I know. That's what I found out. But like that seems, it all just seems like, I just, I don't get it. It just seems so abrupt. If it weren't like a voting,

like they're trying to rig voting stuff, I would say let them all in. But again, I haven't looked at how it is. Well, they don't pay taxes. They don't have to pay taxes. They don't have to pay tax, right? Well, if they get busted, we don't have to pay. We don't have to. We don't have to. Do illegal immigrants pay taxes? I think, I think, yeah Well, they busted we don't do illegal immigrants pay tax Other thing is is fucking a lot of money's exiting the United by the way John doesn't pay taxes

So it's like what do we talk? The parents that were illegal that were here for 25 30 years. I get it. It's like after certain point It's like there's like we all have the personal idea. It's like, no, that would be crazy if they were sent back. But that's like knowing your friend that maybe like, he doesn't pay taxes in 20 years. And then the IRS comes a colleague one day and you're like, oh fuck, he's fucked.

It's also so hard to go to any other country. Like you can't go spend a month in Japan or they're like, okay, we need a visa. Every other country is insanely strict with you. Yeah, it's like, sadly. I can't be in London month in Japan or they're like, okay, we need a visa. Every other country is insanely strict with it. It's like sadly, I can't be in London for more than 90 days. In reality, you have to make these rules or the country will break down. Yes. But it's like it is, you know, like Connor say, once you know somebody, it makes it sad.

By the way, I don't know anybody personally. But your friends is parents. This is happening too. Yeah. But also, I don't know, I also don't know enough about the subject to even talk about it. I really don't. I also, I have a theory. It's like, listen, if we're taking their best

and their brightest, they're coming over here, it's actually bad for their country of origin. Geniuses that, you know, if you're a Venezuelan guy, and you're like, I want a better life, I'm motivated, I'm gonna go to America, I'm a fucking smart guy, I'm a college graduate, all that shit, stay in your fucking country and fix your country. You're just keeping your country a shithole. That's all it shit. Stay in your fucking country and fix your country. You're just keeping your country a shit hole.

That's all it is. Stay in your country, do things that fix your fucking country. And also if I moved to another country and there was a safety net for me after five, 10 years, I mean being here, I'd make it my number one priority to be a fucking citizen of that country. But they're not more of priorities to make money here and send it back to their families.

I don't like that. I don't like, we shouldn't be letting fucking people send money out of our country Just leave it also Our country I mean they are they're paying tax on the money they make here Yeah, and they use often times they're getting paid in cash because they because they're I'm talking like the best and brightest from other countries Oh engineers. It's like yes in the money back of you on who cares you pay taxes on it You also got to dinner all the time to you're saying some money back. Yes

and the money back if you want, who cares? You pay taxes on it. You also go out to dinner all the time too. You're saying some money back. Yes. That's fine. That's priority. No, John's saying it's bad for their country. I know, I know.

But I'm saying, those guys, their mental, their point of view is like, their priority is their family. Yes, I get that. But like, I mean, there was a recent interview where they, not interview, I speak. Basically, it's like all these countries, listen, they're not putting in for gas.

It's like the friend you have, you drive, and he's just kind of in the back. Are you gonna? Ask cash or grass. Do I Venmo request him for cash? That's what ICE agents are saying as they pull up. That's how you apply for a green card. Ask cash or grass, let's go.

I said, it's like, I'm a fucking, I'm a hypocrite on a lot of these things I'm talking about. I don't fucking pay taxes, but the thing is, it's like I you know I'm a fucking I'm a hypocrite and a lot of these things I'm talking about I don't fucking pay taxes, but the thing is is like Course I pay taxes of course the other thing is I'm a seventh generation American My family's been German hillbillies for fucking living in the woods fucking each other's sisters and like hexing like fuck you They're like you come here from Haiti just cuz some guy named Barbecue runs your fucking country since 2007. Fuck you. Get the fuck back. Well the fucked up thing about, the thing that a lot of people don't wanna talk about is that some of these countries they literally-

Fix your faggot island. Fix your faggot island. I've lost track. The least gay people of all time. Wait, which island? No, they're downloaded. Haiti. Just dudes getting their heads chopped off, John's like, what a bunch of faggots. They are!

So he goes, what are your queer fetishes, like beheading thing? Haitians are extremely gay. They're so gay that they eat men. That's as bad as gays it gets. Type shit. Type shit. But the, yeah, I don't know.

It's just, I had a thought, and then another riff just took it away. Faggot Island. Faggot Island. Dust in the wind that thought. Oh, the thing that is to think about is that a lot of these countries, when we go, why the fuck are they all coming here?

It's like, well, we're probably, if you look into it, go, oh, did we implement a coup in their government and fuck their entire country up, so now their country sucks. so we're kind of reaping It seems like a skill issue. We're trying our best. Let's face the Panama if we bomb the shit out of a country and displace a bunch of people and they come here It's like kind of our fault. Yeah, you know it's also weird to go to the place that bombed you It's why don't you go take a hike Mongolians fuck that is true

Actually, why are they coming to the villain? Try when the one the villain to babysit them Stockholm syndrome We solved it guys Jesus you know with the crime more like Stockholm a syndrome Jesus, you know, with the crime, it's more like Stockholm syndrome. Oh, nice. Nice. That was terrible.

I liked it. Well, whatever, at least he fucking, he withdrew the menthol ban, menthols are back. But that's cause he knows minorities are fucking stressed out right now. He goes, still hate me, still hate me guys, menthols are back, there's a new board. That was the most racist thing a president ever did

when Biden banned menthols. That's wild. Tobacco tax is a bullshit. And no more dunk contests. Didn't he even say something about how like, like it's specifically for black people when he banned menthols? It's an unspoken thing,

but everyone knows black people's favorite cigarette is a Newport, mentholshol corn pop died of emphysema Because he smoked too much new ports, you know who corn pop corn pop who is I fry that is a job story friend Oh shit, that's right. Sorry corn pop and then the black kids ain't she the hair of my leg Oh, they would they would comb his hair all weird and my buddy corn pop. What an odd thing. Corn Pop was a mean dude. But anyway, yeah nothing else happens. She just keeps berating them in this video and then Trump called her stupid on Truth Social.

He goes, she was very stupid and it was very boring. He called the hit boring. I have the tweet, hold on, we can end on the tweet. He calls the bishop stupid. That's awesome. The most impassioned thing she's ever said. The so-called bishop who spoke at the National Prayer Service on Tuesday morning

was a radical left hardline Trump hater. She brought her church into the world of politics in a very ungracious way. She was nasty in tone and not compelling or smart. Oh my God. Oh my God. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Saying someone's not smart is so funny. And he always says people are not smart. Everyone's not smart. So I was saying stupid. They can't argue against that. You can't. You just said it insult.

Yeah, it's not an insult. It's vague enough. I'm just saying not smart. They're not smart stupid. They can't argue against that. You can't. You just said it insults. Yeah, it's not an insult. It's vague enough. I'm just saying not smart. They're not smart, yeah. She failed to mention the large number of illegal immigrants that came into our country and killed people. Many were deposited from jails and mental institutions.

It is a giant crime wave that is taking place in the USA. Apart from her inappropriate statements, the service was a very boring and uninspiring one. He's like me at mass, at the Catholic mass. Boring, uninspired, she is not very good at her job. She and her church owe the public an apology. For being so boring. For being boring.

Tea, I like how you just said lowercase T. Lowercase T. Tea. He's humble. How many said Trump? He's humble. Is that what you said, Dom? Lowercase T, signing off. I'm gonna start doing that.

Well, anyway. Fucker. Good work here. Oh, we're done? Oh, shit. Oh, I don't know. Well, I was gonna piss. Some great work.

Yeah. That was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Lot of Baldoni stuff. Lot of great Baldoni stuff. I want Trump to get in on Baldoni. Dude, he's the type of guy that would.

He used to tweet shit like that all the time. I feel like just knowing his type, he would sign, he would side with Lively in a heartbeat. No fucking way. He'd be too horny for her. No. No. That's his dream.

He could put that aside. He'd call her a wacko. I'm joking, I'm just making a joke about how she's a hot blonde lady. Yeah, he'd ask her to be in his cabinet. Well he used to tweet shit about like, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are dating. He used to tweet shit like that all the time.

Love Twilight. Yeah, he like didn't get Kristen Stewart. Yeah, he goes, I don't get it Robert. Pattinson, you're better than her. You're better than her. That's incredible. Amazing. I love you Supreme Leader.

Please don't kill me. It's nice to have a dictator kind of. Every wacky country at a certain point has a, they have a character that runs them. Fascism is like fine. Yeah. You know, Mussolini was fun. And I think we are the most protected class podcasters. That is, we were the most, you know,

not protected class for awhile. Our goal, next four years, we make this podcast so big that like JD Vance has it on his schedule when he's running in 20. They gotta go to the Haywalk basement. Hopefully they clear out some of the cans. It's like it's like Obama's like year end best of songs and podcasts or whatever. Yeah. We land on Vance's. Yeah.

But yeah. And Obama's dating Jennifer Aniston. Yeah. What's What's going on? Who is he? Let's save that for the peach. He loves white pussy. I thought he loved white pussy. He loves white pussy. Hey, come on.

In limos. I thought he loved giving head to dudes in limos. Oh, that's right. He did used to. He apparently sucked that guy out. That was a phase. That was a phase. Well, who hasn't had a wild night in a limo?

I kinda like that pussy. I think Obama loves Trump. You see him talk. They were having a great time yucking it up. Yeah. Well, who hasn't had a wild night in a little like that? You know, Obama loves Trump. You see him talk. They were having a great time yucking it up. Yeah. At the inauguration. It's just so funny. You see these people. It's like, like we just watched that video of like Gavin Newsome greeting Trump at LAX.

Yeah. And it's like no matter what these people say to each other, when they meet each other, they act like they've never said a bad word about each other. Well, Ted Cruz had the most vicious insults Leveed against him against his wife unbelievable Just feels like Trump would say like his wife's a stupid fat ugly bitch And then you know fast forward six months, and he's defending Trump tooth and nail It's the job. That's the job so they signed up for well. He won't okay real quick before we sign off I Gotta say his proposal of ending federal income tax

I don't know how that would fuck the country up in some other way But just my baby brain goes that's the coolest thing I've ever seen proposed and if that happens I Would die for that time to buy a hat time to buy a little mega hat. No, I would never I would never wear a costume and support You know what my happy either that would be that would truly be the coolest thing to ever happen. If it didn't fuck everything up, if we didn't have to pay taxes. Well then state taxes might skyrocket.

Still probably be a little lower. I think so too. Listen, I'm all for it. It sounds good to me. I don't understand how that could work on any level. It doesn't make any sense to me. I think it's probably a states rights kind of idea where he's like, okay, let states do the taxing.

Federal government can figure out their own. Nah, it's gotta be something where it's like, it would be offset by this tariff thing that he has. Yeah, that's true, where's the federal government gonna get their money for wars and shit? I don't know. Isn't it, it's just fucking print money. Who cares?

Who cares? Print a bunch. Print it. Let them print it. Run overnight one night. That's never, historically, Who cares? Print a bunch. Let the printer run overnight one night. Historically, that's never been a problem. Just print more money and give it to all of us. Sell some Coke out in Columbia or something. Well, we're doing that.

Well, anyway, type shit. So. Yes. Come to Cringe, mine and Ben Avery's show, February 8th, 8 p.m. Ticket link is in my bio. Ben keeps forgetting to promote it on his own podcast because he's an airhead retarded dumbass. That's the show of the year.

Who hates making money, I guess. He doesn't want any money, so. I can't wait for that show. In spite of Ben, please buy tickets to our show. It's gonna be great. Derek Kiker doing his first ever set. Can't wait for that. That's gonna sell a lot of tickets doing the Derek Kiker stuff. I'm plugging Kiker.

Yeah. That's his stage name. Yeah. What would you call him as a nickname, Joey? I'm not gonna go into that. Okay. But I will say also there's gonna be free wings. Free wings and free barbecue at the show. So don't eat dinner before. A couple 30 racks. Last time you did that, people actually showed up thinking there was wings at the show. Well, actually I got sick. I had all the food and I just got sick. I'm actually guaranteeing on this one.

And I've never broken a promise. I've never said I'm gonna do a big amateur boxing match. I've never said I was gonna go out and do an audit or anything like that. And then not delivered. And I've never said I'm gonna do a big amateur boxing match I've never said I was gonna go out and do an audit or anything like that and then not delivered and I've never said I'm Gonna buy barbecue and I have a barbecue and so listen don't eat dinner. What was the price beer? What was the? What was the price like goal line for the audit? It was like a thousand dollars a month The fight is if like we $1,000 on Patreon. Yeah, what was the audit?

I don't remember the price on that. I don't know if we had a price. We were just like, Joey's gonna do an audit. I think I just liked it, and I still will. But John, I have to get John to come film it because I'm not gonna go by myself. And John keeps canceling last minute. I have.

John and Logan, I think, is the dream team for that. For the audit? Oh, like two cameras? Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe Logan films both of us on it. Logan's cheese. Logan's cheese. Two- the audit. Oh like two cameras. Yeah. Yeah, or maybe Logan films Amiganza you're just he's amiganza. You're amiganza Logan is chief. We're and oh, I'm on cam. Yeah, why not? Fuck people want you on the way go ahead. Yeah, we have to do the research though Cuz if they start grilling us we have to to be able to cite the laws and shit.

I'm down to fucking. I could probably do it right now. I feel like you've watched enough Amiganza too. Yeah, you'd be great at it. But here's the thing though, when they start applying pressure, okay, well, you're under arrest, then you have to go like, okay, arrest me.

I'm going to sue you, but this is part of my protest. I'm auditing you. You can make it work. We'll try, we'll try it out. All right. All right. God bless you all.

Love you guys. Bye bye bye. Bye.