Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Off Script

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

Elons drug use, girl allowed to sing over the intercom of flight, impromptu sexual assault scene in Costner's last movie https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code HATEWATCH50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/HATEWATCH50OFF

🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. Ketamine? Yeah. Yeah, I don't, some people act like it's the greatest, most relaxing thing and then other people say they like jump through like their- Time and space. Their window. Because it's a horse tranquilizer.

That's why it's the most relaxing thing ever. No, I know, but so that's what I would think if I heard, oh Cause it's a horse tranquilizer. That's why it's the most relaxing thing ever. No, I know, but so that's what I would think if I heard, oh, it's a horse track. I'm like, oh, I bet that is relaxing. And then you hear all these other guys where it's like, oh, I got spaz out and I'm fucking, it's like very stressful. I go into like a cave hole.

Yeah, a lot of people say, like if Elon Musk is on ketamine and he's doing, you know, when he's spazzing out. I would be Spassed. Ketamine therapy. Super best. Wanking up next to a dead hooker, spassed. I mean, he should have his kids taken for it.

It'd be so sick if they took all the kids that he like sperm donated. You don't have to take any kid away from him. But imagine if they He's like, get them away from me. Well, what if they, he wants them to be like geniuses, right? And like, like they'd like be like governors on Mars. I Would put them into PCS and make those child protective cares or whatever the fuck I do it and then make them raised by like

Methodist ministers and like the South and like you'll never see them again and they're all gonna be like tortured. That's what you do. Yeah I'd be like you thought your kids are gonna be sick. They're gonna suck Yeah, I'd be like you thought your kids are gonna be sick. They're gonna suck out dude. He thought his kids would be sick. Imagine that's the pressure you grew up with. You're like dude if I don't become president of Mars my dad's gonna be so fucking mad at me. I Want to run with that, but I don't I still don't quite get it. I don't give a fuck you're talking about. You take the children he thought would be the next leader. What's the basis of this? You think Elon Musk thinks his kids rule? Well, he wants to be, he wants to never die.

I think he only is even showing one kid around recently. He wants to never die. He uses him like a bulletproof vest. He wants to never die and he thinks that he's creating a dynasty that his name will live on forever. Yeah. Because he's a psychopath. I'm gonna look at him and go, your children are actually gonna be abused growing up and they'll never know you and they'll be in poverty for the rest of their lives

and what you thought would happen to them would never happen to them. Got you, I think you're overestimating his love for his children. He'll be victims of the system. Well, I don't think you would notice. He's already said one of his kids is dead to him because they're trans or something.

Well, how does he, I don't know. I just, I don't know. It's a love for himself. He's an extension, he views his kids as an extension of himself. He's trying over Yeah, I think you actually build a day you're actually to ruin his children's futures It would actually affect him deeply because he's such a narcissist that he sees them as a consideration of himself, right? Yeah, right, but I also think he'll just make another one

But I also blow his cock up I'd also blow his cock off. He'll have plenty of kids. He won't even know who's who. He loads Tesla robotaxis up with his jizz and they pull up in front of streamers homes and they impregnate retarded racist whores on the internet. And then they take him to court. It's a fun, self-sustaining ecosystem. You know those vacuum tubes like a bank drive-thru? Yeah. Like shoot the tube up. He has like a woman sitting on the top of that and he can just come in there and shoot stuff inside of it and then he drives off.

Just an aura farming grifter on Twitter. It's the beginning of Wallace and Gromit but so the jam hitting the toast, it's calm hitting her pussy. But yeah let's look into this. So they said he has a big drug issue which might be the coolest thing I've heard about him so far, let's look into it, let's look into it. The company is the only reason we can now send American airs. Yeah, he's high as fuck. He's so high.

I mean, what drug makes you hop like a toddler? It's crazy. Cocaine. You have to also be retarded though. Like cool guys do cocaine. They're like, they're up there like. Air guitar, you know, yeah. They're going crazy.

He's retarded so he's like. Yippee. Oh, bye. Yippee, yippee. Yeah. Oh. Oh yeah, yippee. Yeah.

It goes wee. Wee. Wee, yippee. Wee, wee, you be Because we way He's running away way The one-inch vertical does not help him though. Not at all. Man. He doesn't have an Achilles tendon. He's flat footed cemented to the ground. His knees can't bend. It's a toe only jump.

Dude, what if he toes the land and that's the case? American astronauts in dismay. Oh, dude. Yeah, he's so high out of his five. This makes total sense now. Yeah, he would never be this off-putting without drugs. I don't even think he'd be there without drugs. Yeah, you're right.

He'd be in an autistic K-hole. Be in an A-hole. Nice. He's more like, we have, more like he goes into an a-hole. Uh-huh. Cause he's a fucking a-hole. He's rude.

He's got type-a personality. He's a jerk. Yeah. We need more of these hats. It's too many. I'm wearing them. I want to give it to all of us. Take over, Eli.

Yes, take over Eli yes take hi everyone hi look at that loser in the back yeah holy shit as you can see I'm I'm just mega, I'm dark mega. Oh. Oh. That is wrong. Why did you say that? Wait, was that recent? That tickled me. Was that recent? No, that was like before. Oh, okay.

That was like maybe right after he won or something. But they're trying to say like that could ex, is this is this retarded lady on MSNBC trying to be like, well, you know, we all knew something, we all had a feeling something was up and the drug use now explains that. Yes. This next story could explain some things, maybe.

That was just one of the many chaotic moments, performative moments of Elon Musk's time alongside Donald Trump on the campaign trail in 2024. Now, some truly shocking new reporting by the New York Times finds that while campaigning with Donald Trump last year, Elon Musk engaged in drug consumption that, quote, went well beyond occasional use, to the point where it began to have a physical impact on him. New York Times reports this, quote, as Elon Musk became one of Donald Trump's closest allies last year, leading raucous rallies and donating about $275 million to help him win the presidency.

He was also using drugs far more intensely than previously known. That's according to people familiar with his activities. Musk's drug consumption went well beyond occasional use. He told people he was taking so much ketamine, a powerful anesthetic that it was... You're a Nazi's grandson and you're high off your mind on ketamine staring at a Jew. He looks like he's... He wants to eat him. He just seems like fatality,

just grabs his neck, pulls his spine out of his body. I'm gonna stick my dogs on you. If I focus hard enough, maybe'm gonna kill him with a laser Scan him he's gonna blow his head up, you know rabbi inside all of us is a train Boy I just love that he can't even be cool on drugs now, you know He looks sick. We do the wrong ones. He needs to like get on heroin Like Elon's fucking cool Hitting his bladder the known effect of chronic use

affecting his bladder, a known effect of chronic use. He took ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms, and he traveled with a daily medication box that held about 20 pills, including ones with the markings of the stimulant Adderall, as according to a photo of the box and people who have seen it. Musk has said that he was prescribed ketamine to treat depression, taking it approximately every two weeks. He told his biographer this, quote, I really don't like doing illegal drugs. However, the Times reports this, quote, Musk had been using ketamine often, sometimes daily, and mixing it with other drugs, according to people familiar with his consumption.

The line between medical use and recreation was blurry, troubling some people close to him. The New York Times notes that it is unclear whether he continued to take drugs when he began working at the White House. Elon Musk's time in the administration was defined— I mean, you gotta be on drugs to support this damn administration. I'll tell you that much, folks. Woo!

Woo! All right? Woo! Hey. I had to get that out. We gotta stand up in the face of all tyranny. I also thought ketamine you could get a prescription for. He does. He got a prescription. So it's not illegal I don't know what she meant by. That's why he said he goes I can't I don't like doing illegal drugs. Oh so that's why I'm on ketamine only right now, and Adderall.

Yeah, yeah. And he's doing coke and stuff. I'd be so high on coke, it's crazy. He must have the best kind of services. I think Adderall's better. I think Adderall would just make him normal though. Like he needs to do like, Yeah.

He clearly needs Adderall as like a functioning human being. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Helps him focus on sucking ass. He zones in. Hold on let me dial in on sucking ass really quick. He goes you're going off course you're sucking too many asses on the side of the road. You got to focus on the ass to suck directly in front of you. Giant ass in front of your eyes. Come on remember you suck ass. Massive cuts he made to the federal workforce which have frequently

been challenged in courts and often blocked, as well as reported interpersonal clashes with senior cabinet members, including trade advisor Peter Navarro, who he called a quote moron and quote, dumber than a sack of bricks, end quote. In the Oval Office today, Elon Musk- Okay, so I think they asked him, yeah, fuck, I don't like- Yeah, she's horrible.

I don't like her attitude. I don't like her attitude. I don't like her attitude. Is that, okay, that's like some kind of key to the city or something. So Elon Musk's key to America. Deflects question about reported drug use and family drama. That's right. Large luck.

It's the key to Anthony Weiner's Cock cage. I got some Anthony Weiner stuff. It's the key to Anthonyaners' cock cage. We'll open it up in an hour. Hit him with the vibrator. Hit him. Like it's a prod stick. I'll just get back. This is not the end of Doge, but really the beginning.

My time as a special government employee necessarily had to end. It was a limited time thing. It's 134 days, I believe, which ends in a few days. So that comes with the time limit. But the Doge team will only grow stronger over time. The Doge influence will only grow stronger. time. The Doge influence will only grow stronger. I liken it to Buddhism. It's like a way of life. So it is permeating throughout the government and I'm confident that...

But you know, Buddhism had a great logo at one point. It was reworked by one of my favorite people. It's good luck. It's a good luck. Really good luck. Let me draw, can I draw? I actually, Trump and I just both got tattoos. I figured I'd take this out. The snack getting its own tail, pretty cool.

My favorite Buddhist probably is Edward Norton from American History Act. Probably the greatest Buddhist of all time. Yes, Edward Norton in history actually achieved Samsara. What is that? Nirvana. Nirvana? Samsara.

What is Samsara? I think it was a legendary lost city or something. I thought it was some Indian shit. I think it was a state of mind or a place. It's not Indian, Samsara? I think Samsara might have been like a heaven for them. It was like a bathroom with like toilet paper and stuff. Yeah, it was a bed bath and beyond.

It was one bidet that they shared. Been on a roll, two months straight. I never used to make Indian jokes and I just can't fucking help myself. It's because once you learn about that. You're slowly turning into one with this tank top and the open T-shirt. What are you talking about?

It's not very Indian looking to me, but I think it looks Indian. You know what? You got a little too cock Indian looking to me, but it looks Indian. How do you think it's Indian? You know what? It's Italian looking to me. You know what? You got a little too cocky, you've been killing it so far. I started tagging you.

Classic Indian look. Clean white undershirt. I wonder what Indian guys wear when they make stuff on the side of the road. Yeah, but they're dirty looking. This is clean looking. No. What do you look? I just got off work. Fuck you. Stuff on the side of the road. Yeah, but it's they're dirty looking. This is clean looking, you know I just got off work

Look like a fucking bartender we're gonna bar You are flaky you're very flaky left the last jock wig Yeah, I had to go your flag And we'll get into that Connor you have some great hiking story Time we'll see a trillion dollars of savings and a reduction in a trillion dollars of wasted production the calculation and a trillion dollars of waste of poor production. The calculations of the Doge. Do you guys think Trump, or does anybody know is Trump kind of trying to get rid of Doge

or move away from it? Yeah, yeah, well I think that's. No. Well. No, no, he can't. He can't. He's definitely trying to get the, I don't know if he's trying to, but Elon's going away.

Right, I think he's kind of, I bet Trump's a little happy about that. I think he is. He stopped tweeting as much, he stopped associating with the White House as much publicly. Elon? Yeah, and I think this is he stopped tweeting as much he stopped associating with the White House as much publicly You'll and yeah, and I think this is like his last he was on like a 130 day contract. Yeah This and Trump seasonal and he keeps going like but it's not over it's gonna keep going it's gonna get better and better

It's just the beginning of it and Trump is kind of smiling like sure Yeah, you can say that and And I'm not 100% sure. You know, I've made a lot of jokes about Elon. I think he sucks a lot of ass. I don't know if they did anything that bad. I don't know yet. I think they did good things. They did good things, right?

I have no idea. I don't know. All I heard. I mean, Elon's not responsible for like, you know, like some random guy winding up in an El Salvadorian prison. I don't know. I don't know. One day you're at Jimmy John's and the next day you're an El Salvadorian prison. I don't know. I know nothing. One day you're at Jimmy John's and then the next day you're in an El Salvadorian prison. There are some like very extremely

unconstitutional things happening, but I think it's on a, you know, it's not on a mass level, but there has been a lot of mistakes, I think, of people being deported. Oh, is that him? The one that actually was from a Doge thing? No, no, I don't think Doge is that,

but I think people associate Elon with that faction of the Trump administration and that unconstitutional shit. What is the worst thing Elon did with Doge besides just suck ass? Like I just hate him because he's a fucking huge loser and he annoys the shit out of me, but I don't really know what he got done or what he... I'm with you on that, I know nothing. He fucked all of his federal employees. Oh, right! He fired a lot of guys. He fired everybody, everyone had to leave.

Yeah. Employees. Oh right a lot of fired everybody everyone had to leave and there was a lot of like processes I remember like seeing something in the news early on were like a lot of like government processes that had been running normally got like stopped in their tracks and so there was like a bunch of like obscure things that don't affect everybody but like certain parts of the government were Quickly affected maybe fix or maybe they're still fucked up early retirement for a lot of people they're forced in retirement yeah that's not good yeah a lot of people got fired a lot of people got fired. But yeah he didn't end social security like people were saying I was under the depression that was happening for a second. I just read on the news that the inflation isn't nearly as bad as they

thought it would be with all the tariffs. Really? Yeah. Would it be taking full effect by now? I think in the next coming, they keep saying it's coming and I'm like everything's fine so. Everything's fine. Yeah. It's all good. I go out and everything seems fine.

Trade wars are so gay. I'm genuinely not gonna care until vapes are like 50 bucks. Thank you Connor, me too actually. I'm not gonna give a shit until it immediately affects me. That'll be how we know, like, cause we're such idiots with the economy, that'll be the equivalent of like when the birds start going crazy in the jungle, and you go, I think something's coming. Like King Kong's coming. All the bees drop in, we're like, I think. The dogs won't settle down.

in terms of an FY 25 to FY 26 Delta are over 160 billion and that's climbing. We expect that probably that number will probably go over 200 billion soon. So I think the Doge team is doing an incredible job. They're going to continue doing an incredible job and I'll be and I'll continue to be visiting here. He does? Oh yeah, a little bit. I noticed that. Yeah, what is going on there? What is going on there?

He claimed that his five year old son punched him in the face. I can see that. Did they punch hard enough? I see, actually said that. His five year old son was escaping from weapon X. Over and over. An elbow, an elbow could do that.

Strike her accidentally unlocked chamber. Five year old popping out of the water like. Ah! I don't think a kid could actually form a fist at five and punch that far. But if they're like flailing, they get a little bit. I accidentally hit my dad when we were playing when I was a kid, he got real serious,

really quick, really scary. But yeah, I did hit him pretty hard. I mean, the last time I had Frank, my dog gave me a black eye, we were like wrestling in the bed, and he like whipped his jaw and hit me in the eye. Really bad shiner. I guess that's a sensitive part. Yeah, that is really, yeah, right there.

Was that the orbital? Yeah. You're good, man. Hey, you're good. Pretty good. You go to medical school all the way. What is this, the elbow? Yeah, that's the elbow.

I'm pretty good. Pretty good. All right. A friend and advisor to the president, and I look forward to times being back in this amazing room. By the way, isn't this incredible? Shut up. He's at the White House.

Yeah, it's the fucking Oval Office. Do you not know? In fucking retard. They've been there a hundred times. Jesus Christ. I mean, it's stunning, I think. That they're with us. Okay, retard.

Sir, we've seen enough. You're obviously not on drugs. You're, you can't fathom the Oval Office that you've been in hundreds of times at this point. It's new sighting retard crap up the speech. The Oval Office, the House President has just completely redone the Oval Office. It's beautiful. I love the gold on the ceiling. Thank you. It's pretty nice. Trump goes thank you. I think he built it.

It's been a long time. That was plaster. Nobody ever really saw it. They didn't know the eagle was up there. And we highlighted it. We highlighted the eagle. We put an SS on it. We made a little difference. We did the eagle, but a much cooler eagle.

It's a right eagle. It's great. Landmark, a great landmark. And that's 24 karat gold and everybody loved it and now they all see it when they come in. So it's been good. The Oval Office finally has the majesty that it deserves thanks to the president.

You know, after what Bill Clinton did in there, I call it the Oral Office. Come on. I'll tell you that much. Come on. There we go. Come on. Yeah! go. Come on. Yeah.

Woo. Woo. Yeah. Bill Maher, I'm available as a writer. I want to, if anyone listens to this show that has any association with real time, get me on that show. So I don't want to be on it.

I want to write for it. You have to reschedule the pod because the writers are in real time. So I don't want to be on it. I want to write for it God the song gets me going every Friday. I would love you a writer for Club Random instead Club Random Yeah, we find out that he's scripted podcast. He has nothing. Yeah, I'm just like, Bill, interrupt him again. Don't listen, stop listening. Interrupt him. He has an earpiece in. He's all right. Okay.

Continuing to be a friend and advisor to the president, continuing to support the Doge team, and we are relentlessly pursuing $8 trillion in waste and fraud reductions, which will benefit the American taxpayer. Doge, more like doe, cause what the hell have these Homer Simpsons been up to? Nice.

Yes! Good. I like that a lot. I think that was pretty good. That was amazing. I'm just... Oh, cause he goes, doe. Doe.

Doe! Doge more like, doe. I love that it took John a second. I know. Right, right? Right? Where, where am I? I love this thing we do.

I love you all. Where am I? That's it really. Yeah, thanks for this presentation. Thank you. Great job. Good job. Good to see you, Richard.

His shirt says the Dogefather. It's a little play on the Godfather. I don't know if you guys were confused by that. I got it by the pause. Movie from the 70s. Yeah, no, I got it. Karen. Got it.

Thank you. Thank you, President Trump. The president mentioned that you had to deal with all the slings and arrows during your time at Doge. There's this, some of the people, some of the media repocasations in this room were the slingers. Well so, there is a New York Times report.

The slingers. The slings and the bows. Oh like they're mudslinging? Like they're swingers maybe. Huh? No, he's saying that you had to deal with a lot of shit in the elbow obviously. I think he called the slings and the bows

and he goes, you guys are the slingers. Like sling, mudslinging. It's a term for the journalism, right? Yeah mud sling. Hey that accuses you of blurring away between is the new is new time. Is that the same publication? Here we go. Got a Pulitzer Prize for false reporting on the Russia gate Is it the same organization? God you know, he's trying so hard, he just doesn't have the juice. He doesn't.

He doesn't. He goes, don't try to loop me into your shitty little thing. You're terrible at calling people fags. That's my game. Trump lights him, he's just like, you gotta get out of here. You gotta go. Wrap it up. Trump does that to journalists every day,

500 times a day, and he has to watch this fucking, this loser do an impression of him. What if Trump installs like a Red Band soundboard? It is, Trump is like Tony Hinchcliffe. He plays the Hollywood Bear when he starts bombing. Trump is Hinchcliffe to Elon's Red Man. It's like every few times I've ever watched to kill Tony,

there's like weird moods that Tony goes in and like the episode will start and Red Man will make some like harmless little joke and Tony would be like, well, you retarded faggot, you've just ruined the entire show. I hate you, I'm going to shoot you in the head one day in a lover's quarrel. And this show doesn't have,

this show does not have that dynamic whatsoever. Oh no. There's definitely not a Tony and Red Band kind of thing happening. That's not, no, no, no, seriously. I see, there's, I've seen, it looks like real some guy. No, no, for sure. He's a huge coxswain.

Yeah. Yeah. I kind of like him lately in a weird way. Hinch? Hinch. Why? I don't know, he's just, he's at that level where he's-

What a befuddled why. I was gently- You like, added like constants to it, you're like, but why? No, you know what it is, Joe, it's not like, it's not like I like, like it's, you'll, you live long enough to,

to just be kind of like. See yourself become the hero. He's, I see the trajectory he's on. He's doing like everyone's podcast now. He's like trying to like, and I'll hear him sound like he has, he's down to earth on any level. He's getting humble lately. He's getting a little humble on certain shows.

And I go, well, I don't like hate that guy really, but I don't like 90% of it. But at a certain point I think I'm just getting exhausted and I go, I guess we gotta live with these people. Yeah. You know what I mean? I think you were so sick of him that anything that he does that doesn't completely suck

You're like, okay, that's fine. That wasn't that was kind of humble. I'll take it. That's good. Sure Yeah, cuz I think I'm I think I'm trying to train my my brain is being trained Without me wanting it to to go like I don't know. They just never go it says they run the world He's one of the top guys and he will be for I guess until forever. We all die Watching Sissy have no yeah No, I'm kidding. I mean, I'm just saying like he's becoming ubiquitous Like it's not just the kill Tony like I see he's I just see him pop up on everything Yeah, it's they sell out Madison Square Garden. They are one of the biggest pods in the world.

It's crazy. They sell arenas doing like an open mic from Ollie Frazier, the Hinchcliff, Lucas. Yeah, I'm actually going to Madison Square Garden. You're not there to watch a legendary fight. It's just like Red Man and Tony Hinchcliffe. Down goes comedy. There it is on the floor! Gasping for air, and Hinchcliffe puts an end to it!

Down goes comedy! It is. I think the judge just ruled against New York Times for their lies about the Russiagate hoax, and that they might have to give back that fluid surprise. That new science- Oh you got him you sassy fag. Jesus Christ, why don't you join the fucking Fab Five? Good God! You should be talking about like somebody's drapes, you loser. It's so uncomfortably like animated and plan-pointed. So, you know what I'm talking about, right?

Right? Is that the place? Hey, right guys? Swoop? Is that the place? I think it is. I think it is. Here, he's like, I know you're trying to get me about saying I use drugs.

Well, no, I don't use drugs. Aren't you the same? Aren't you the same newspaper? Right? Right, right,'t he the same newspaper? That lied about Russergate? It is um... Imagine if the guy is in there and is like Yeah that New York Times answer the question you fucking retard

That'd be the most famous guy on earth Everyone's got it's the Democrat full- You gotta give it back The journalists need to start going You know what you fucking loser You're not even American. Like, flip it back. You gotta have a fight in you.

Stop being scared to get fired. If you did something like that, you'd be on Bill Maher the next day. What if the New York Times, the head of the editor, wouldn't he go, you rule? Yeah. Good job. Just hit Elon with like a, you know,

Billy Madison like Come on spit it out you fucking idiot or even better what you have just done Like just do that shit, I know what it is. I may God have mercy on your soul Each of these people have like sucked a dick to get a White House press pass Yeah Yeah What a loser. They also don't have the chops to like, uh, exist independently in journalism without the pass. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. But now they're giving those passes to everybody now. Yeah, so it's like, hey, listen, I'm very easily replaceable. I'm not gonna rock the boat.

We should get a pass. I said podcasters get passes. I think they would. They're gonna give us a pass. They're gonna give us a pass. Us, the Nelk boys. We're getting passed at the White House. Dream team, dude. Yeah, dude. So we need passes for the bullies.

We're standing next to the Island boys. Asking you one most questions. Joey's tickling John. Yeah. It smells like soju in the old law office today. What's going on? By the way. Why is there a horse in here that smells like soju?

Imagine denying denying reports of drug use in this pictures out there You're on stage holding a chainsaw It's so obvious in hindsight. He's not on drugs. This is like the- This looks like the Up in Smoke Tour. This looks like Eminem before he plays Kim. That kind of rocks actually. That's cool. That's bias.

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Oh boy, did you guys see this video of this little girl on a plane being allowed to just like sing over the loudspeaker? No. It's infuriating. It's awful. I try. Whole plane listening to this shit.

I track every path I make, every road leads back to the place I know where I can. It's not even the national anthem or something. This is white fatigue. I keep waiting for Larry David to come out and be like, okay, stop, stop, stop. All right, like it's Suzie's daughter. Truth be told, I'd be like maybe six beers in already to come out and be like, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, all right, like it's Suzy's daughter. Yeah, truth be told, I'd be like,

maybe six beers in already on this flight, and I'd be like, giving her suggestions. I'm like, can I make a request? Yeah. I'm like, how about Unknown Ledge by Neil Young? You know that one? I'd go up to her, I'd go. You're requesting Neil Young.

See, Connor, I'd go up to this girl, I'd put my phone out, and I'd go, do story of OJ, here's the lyrics. Go. Play Even Flow. That'd be me the whole flight. Let's hear some better. She's like, even flow.

This stinks. Does anybody do anything? I don't know. Just let her ride. Is her mom must be the flight attendant or something? I guess, I don't know. I think it's fly, I mean, I guess. Maybe they just were like,

yo, you're cute, wet girl. Give her the little silly opportunity. Yeah Maybe she asked maybe it's like a cutscene from like the the rehearsal or something. Yeah, this seems brutal. Yeah Where's the fielders fielders? This is the plane to hit the Pentagon. Oh brother, this guy's stanch. I love that fit. I think I'd rather be on a spirit flight watching a race war play out. The Waffle House of the Sky. I'd much rather be on one of those flying Waffle Houses.

We need the Taser Cop to come in. Yeah. And Air Marshall just chokes her out. I mean, she's bad. Yeah. And Air Marshall just chokes her out. I know every. I mean she's bad. That's the problem. Like if you get, if you have this opportunity, whoever, this lady who led her being charged,

the flight attendant, you gotta know this is like gonna blow minds. This lady's, this little girl's got the voice of a generation. You know what I mean? It's gotta be really impressive. Also importantly, play a hit to hold. What song is this? I don't even know. Sounds like a Disney song. Yeah. Yeah. It's some sort of Disney song.

So there's like, there's fat pedophiles on the flight, like jacking off. But you got to be amazing to take everyone's time up. I wonder if the system though is hard. Like I wonder if the best thing in the world could even sound good on this, on the Kenya? You could still know like that's it's you know what is affected by the phone quality or the intercom quality but you still know like their voice is good. She's just got it's just a little girl singing. Also she had pipes you could hear like the natural voice in a plane. Yeah planes are so loud I don't know if

you could. I guess you're right.. Maybe they can't hear farts on planes Goddamnit Johnny can't hear coming or farting No one can hear a scream in a plane either. It kind of sucks coming doesn't make a noise But you want to go It'd be funny if it did that. Huuuh-hwuh-hwuh! Oh... We're geniuses. We're gods, walking amongst mere mortals. It's a shock we're not more famous.

Patrice is alive, right here in this studio! We are the closest thing to Patrice O'Neil! What'd you say, cum fart? That was me, yes! Yes, sir. This is a level of intellect in comedy no one's ever come close to. If I was really drunk on that flight,

I'd be like, woo! You know what I mean? I'd be like, yeah! Absolutely. Look at you, she's brave. Right, right. I'm being brave, little girl. With headphones, I'm looking away, and I at you, she's brave. Right, right. I'm being brave little girl. But everyone's.

I'm looking away and I'm saying, I hate this. I hope this is not delaying even one second of my time. Like maybe there's some. Are they parked or are they in the air? I think they're flying. Okay. I just imagine the worst case scenario is they're like waiting to get taxied.

They're on the tarmac. After they landed. They're being held up. Oh my God. Oh yeah. She's like entertain everybody while we're waiting. That might be the scenario here. I would fucking go insane. In that case, I would lose my goddamn mind.

I would go insane. Girl with mind, I can make us strong. By the way, the fucking ego and just this girl's obviously been given everything her whole life to not have any, like be self-conscious at all be like It's the flight attendants fault as a flight attendants I know I'm saying that she's not feeling anyone on the flight like you look around when you have these precocious moments as a Kid and if people aren't you want people to be like

Yeah moments as a kid and if people aren't you want people to be like Yeah But everyone is not doing that everyone's obviously very awkward and uncomfortable and doesn't think you're good I don't cheat you have zero self-awareness. I bet she didn't want to do this. I bet she was really nervous and Mom she should keep going like what she's like She knows her mom's gonna beat her she doesn't feel Thanks everybody, I'm gonna go. Yeah, she knows her mom's gonna beat her if she doesn't finish the song. Her mom looks disappointed. Yeah.

Well, that's the flight attendant. Oh, I thought we assumed that was the mom. Oh, I did assume that, yeah. Yeah. I've been sightseeing the different songs What is wrong with me? Is someone singing along? Is someone singing along?

Is someone singing along? Somebody's trying, somebody's trying. Yeah, you gotta support her. Do a fake clap, at least smile. I think this lady See this singing sounds good today, I Mean technically it sounds good. This is this would be torturous to hear on a fly. She's yeah, but I don't know much about seeing Let's face back. She's that perfect bitch You know what fuck white people and fuck white children. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Amen, brother. Jesus Christ. That sucked my fucking ass. That makes me furious for some reason. I get it. That makes me furious. But anyway, moving on. Oh my God, that's so funny.

Kevin Costner and Horizon producers are being sued by stunt performer over a violent unscripted rape scene. What? It was in the trailer. How does that happen? How is there a violent unscripted rape scene? It's a guy who's too into character and he's like, well you just raped the old west, so I don't know. They're like, just go nuts in the scene man, you know, just let the character take you over. But you don't tell the girl getting raped in the scene about it.

I guess it's kind of like in Last Hangover in Paris when they like, I guess technically had sex with that lady with butter. Monica Bellucci, or no, no, no, what's that? No, no, no, of course. Wait, was it though? I don't think it was Monica Bellucci in last time. What was I thinking of, who was in Irreversible?

I don't think, I don't know. Irreversible is Monica Bellucci. Okay, that's what I was thinking of. Kevin Cosner in Horizon producers sued by stunt performer over violent Unscripted rape how intense was the scene? Why do they need a stunt performer to do also for this piece of shit movie horizon, which was bad. That was terrible My dad wouldn't stop raving about horizon. It's like the only movie seen theaters in the last like four years They got me like it. Oh, No, it got, like critically,

it got killed. Yeah, it was not good. It was so bad that they were like, we're not releasing chapter two. You can put that on fucking, you can put that on JiffyLube.com or whatever you want to do. Stunt Performer is suing Kevin Costner, the producers of his film.

Oh, it's a stunt, so it's a stunt performer. So you just like, told a guy you got For the movie Deleted scene from fall guys So am I like falling off a train or like a horse to my you know, like I'm gonna get raped in this one It's a violent rape, we need a professional for the hell down. And I'm specifying violent rape.

She's like, really? Cause I could do back flips, I can ramp cars. No, no, no, just kind of lay there. No, violent rape. You could light me on fire. I'm gonna J-turn this Crown Vic, right? How about you pit maneuver a car to them in the flips? You got a mortar underneath the car, right?

It's gonna flip the car. You could drag me by a horse. Oh shit, it was Cosner. Yeah, but he alleges that on May, 2023, Cosner improvised the scene in which Juliet would be raped. One day after Hunt and LaBelle, a film descriptive scene in which Juliet was raped by a different character. Oh, so she had already been raped in the scene and then Cosner's like let's try another one. Let's jump out of a tree or something

He's a hack Hunt refused to perform the new scene the lawsuit alleges and LaBella was summoned to set without knowing that Hunt had declined and left According to her complaint LaBella was not warned that the new male actor had been directed to mount her, pin her down and violently rake up her skirt. How could you not tell her? That's crazy. LaBella alleges that Cosner told her to lay down in a wagon before he directed the male actor to repeatedly perform a violent simulated rape on her.

This kind of sounds like- Okay, so wagon, you're gonna flip the wagon, I'm assuming, you know? Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, Cosner experimented with different takes of the rape action. This sounds like this lady did not know what being an actor was all about. Well, didn't experiment with different takes of the rape action. This sounds like this lady did not know what being an actor was all about.

Well, didn't they not tell her? They didn't tell her. That's crazy. But she had already done the scene, like a rape scene the day before, so you're just kinda, you're causing her, you go like, you know what, the juices are flowing here, let's try another one today.

Yeah, but you tell her. Yeah, you have to tell her. Yeah, but you don't get the fear. Yeah, but in that moment she's thinking she's getting fucking raped by Kevin Costner. No, it's not. The whole production team is like, keep going, good, good, good, keep going.

I think I'm being raped by Kevin Costner right now. No, it wasn't Kevin Costner, it was another actor. Okay. Kevin Costner's in the corner watching. I might be mistaken, but I think I'm being raped by Kevin Costner right now. But that's how you get magic, you're making an epic. You're trying to make an epic. right now. That's how you get magic. You're making an epic. You're trying to make an epic.

That's rape magic. You're making an epic. We got rape in a bottle, guys. Let's go. You can't recreate this. We got rape in a bottle. Let's go. Come on. Chop chop. I think I'm being raped by Kevin Costner right now. Can't choreograph rape, guys. Come on. Let's make this thing happen, it's gotta be natural. Okay, so Labella's suit alleges that the scene violated contractual protocols negotiated

by the Performers Union SAG after, which by, fuck you SAG, I will never pay the rest of my dues. Fuck you, you can hit me up as much as you want. Good for her. They still have to pay me fucking $7.58 once in a while. They give me $7.58 every once in a while, and I never have to pay them. I hope they rape you next

They hit me up all the time Give me 1800 dollars They want like thousands of dollars for me to get like a sag card And then I could get like free copies of you know fucking the Minecraft movie on DVD gives a shit fuck you sag I don't give a shit about unions I don't even know what a union is cost $3,000 to buy into the union that kid is into the movie theater I paid half of it just to do one scene in a thing But if you yeah, we could go to like little screenings just that would be pretty sick

I can't bring you oh you could bring gas and if your dad could bring you I could bring one person Maybe I could bring one. Yeah, you could bring one each go one at a time. I'll think about it. I think they're upset at me. They're really mad at you. They said we're really threatening. I think they're constantly thinking about you at Seg. They send me a lot of threatening messages. How do we deal with the Costa thing, guys? They have his head chopped right out,

they throw darts at Devon's face. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not trying to do anything, so fuck off. But anyway, she claims, she was, which requires all performers, Yeah, I don't know. I just I'm not trying to do anything so fuck off, but um Anyway, she claims she was Which requires all performers they were given 48 hours notice and must consent to any scenes involving nudity or simulated sex She claims she was not given the required notice well listen. I can tell you right now This person is not gonna be a star. They don't have it. It's just a stunt person It is yeah

No, no still even worse now can you Don't you never you never make it in this town get out of here Get out of here more like a more like Cliff douche beta Cunt, more like a cunt man. More like cunt. Cunt man. Cliff Booth, more like cunt douche. Beat it.

You're out of Hollywood. You wouldn't let Cosner rape you. All right, so she claims she was- That's how they collect their dues, is Cosner comes to your house and threatens to rape you. She claims she was not given the required notice and that she did not consent as stipulated in her contract. She also claims the film's intimacy coordinator

was not present, which was mandatory under Hunt's contract and applied to LaBella as her stand-in. The lawsuit also claims the set was not closed. Only a minimal crew was meant to be present for sensitive scenes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. LaBella's suit claims the scene was broadcast publicly on monitors for the entire crew to witness.

And it was so Cosner was also holding like a Buffalo Wild Wings like watch party for the- It was like Bardi's beater in there. For the impromptu rape scene. Yeah, all right, well, whatever, that's funny. Yeah, that's really funny. whatever that's funny in no way was this person actually like you know did they actually feel violated violated they're just like I pretty sure this is it it's like you at work and you're like pretty sure they have to pay me 50 cents more if I work nights And you take it to I don't know I it's like you've already done it. You just you're working the thing

You know, it's professional. They're trying to get another scene You like read the script a million times your hurts and then all of a sudden guys like ripping your skirt down And you're like fucking oldie shit. What's going on here? And they didn't tell her. They didn't tell her. Is that really the whole thing they didn't tell her? That's what you just read! Yes, it's a little thing! I forgot that pretty quickly. Wacko.

She's just flipping back through the script and being like, did I miss the part where I get raped a million times? Maybe Cosner thought it was like a- Am I missing a page? Did you guys get a different script than I got? Because that was not in the script I read at all. You guys just don't understand, man. When you're on set, you become a family after a while.

And I think Cosner was probably, he probably thought she's like cool. You know, we're all trying to make the best thing possible. We're all a family here. Like don't get. Well, they probably said the Menendez family is the family. The family. You know, a family just like the devil's rejects,

you know, a family. Oh, Cosner denied this though, and I trust Cos. Cosner denied the allegations and a statement given to Variety and Deadline as attorney Marty Singer said the actor director always wanted to make sure that everyone is comfortable working on his films and take safety on set very seriously

and said LaBella's claim has absolutely no merit and it is completely contradicted by her own actions and the facts. So he's saying like, basically, you know, what were you wearing? Like you fucking asked for it. You showed, you know, what were you wearing? Like you fucking asked for it. You showed up to set. What were you wearing?

She's like, the wardrobe you gave me. She's like. Ha ha ha ha ha. Singer said the scene had been explained to LaBella and after rehearsal she had given a thumbs up to a stunt coordinator. There we go. You always gotta look deeper.

Read between the lines here. In the moment, sometimes, listen, technically, you do need to be given the 48 hours notice, right? But when you're making movie magic, you're making an epic. Hey, you're good at getting raped? When you're, no, hold on. When you're making Horizon, what is it called? Horizon, the American saga, whatever.

When you're trying to make a three hour saga shit. Very good, very good. When you're making to make a three hour saga shit When you're making a saga shit No, but you're you're moving you maybe you're on day 48 or whatever and and and and somebody and the cause and goes I want to Try this I want to try a rapes one more time But like I know it was yesterday and technically but these like just ask so somebody goes up to his a mr. Crosby like to eat toriage like to get raped and you go you go like that they're trying to cut some corners because they're making movie magic like not everything's up to code on a fucking movie which they give a thumbs up he's not a team player

costars like have you guys seen brown bunny I think they did, I don't, I know what. I don't want to do the Gallo thing in this next one. Somebody call Chloe Sevigny in here, suck my dick. I wonder if the, I think it had the Bacackeys back in the wild west. Okay so this is the, I'm gonna be here though. She went along, singer said the scene had been explained to LaBella and after rehearsal she had given a thumbs up to a stunt coordinator indicating her consent. He also claimed LaBella had been in good spirits afterwards and produced a text message that Labella allegedly sent to a stunt coordinator after the shoot which read, thank you for

these wonderful weeks. I so appreciate you. I learned so much and thank you again. I'm really happy it worked out the way it did too. Didn't love that one thing but anyway. There was one bad day. Have a great. One bad day, but you know, it's pretty good success rate.

You know what? You know what she did? There was too much time on set. You're fucking eating goldfish and chewy bars and stuff. And like a couple weeks later, you start getting disgruntled and you go like, you're talking shit about some things that you naturally would, but aren't that big of a deal.

And then you go like, you know what? And also like, they were supposed to give me 48 hours notice, and they just like, they asked me the day of that we could redo that scene again. And I just like went along with it, and then somebody goes, girl, that's like technically like, you can sue, you can sue for that. This is not that serious.

If they told her, by the way, I don't think that it's serious. I think they broke, like they didn't follow a union rule or whatever for saying, but if they didn't tell her, then it's serious. I think they broke, they didn't follow a union rule or whatever for saying. But if they didn't tell her, then it's crazy. But if they told her, if you need a rape scene in a movie, I don't think that would. And you agree, like you have to.

That's not happening these days with the, they got these perverts on set called intimacy coordinators that just watch and jack off and like finger themselves while you have sex. They're disgusting people, it's a whole loophole in the system. but like, with the Me Too movement and stuff, the Last Tango in Paris shit is not happening. This lady's trying to make it seem like Cosner was just,

you know, he's like some French filmmaker, like just spurning a rape. Yeah. And it looks like he's gonna have nothing to give her. Last Tango in Paris, the lady was literally, like essentially raped on screen. But I think she's got butter with butter by Brando.

Did she kill herself? I think I have a different person. I don't remember that part. No, Connor, I'm not sure we can look into that. Look at that last tango with Cosner. Let's solve another rape. You know, I just found out killed

themselves. The guy who started Coors, the beer company, threw himself out of his window. Why? I guess he was depressed or something. He had the blues. I don't tell those. But I was like sad. He hit the rocky blue mountain. So what happened? This guy was like who started the, the guy was like Coors, who owned, at my bar he was like cause we have Coors. He was like who owned, who started Coors? I looked it up, I read this guy's Wikipedia, I was like this guy seems kind of cool He's like his name is like Alfred Coe's there's a dog Coors That was the thing is there's a dog see was a dog Coors and he killed himself for why I don't know He said the price is the president

Mountains wouldn't turn blue. I was so I read it. I was like, oh, thank you fucking died He killed him so Frankie Coor killed himself What talk about Coors beer? Yeah I was like aw, like he fucking died. He killed himself. Frankie Coor killed himself. What? Talking about Coors beer? Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought my brilliant joke didn't make sense.

I just kind of made that same joke. Oh, you did? I wasn't listening. That's why you didn't get as much. You did it? Yeah, I did. You already said it? I said it already.

Well, I'm a fucking thief. It's fine. You're a thief. No, you just weren't paying attention. It's fine. No, you stole that. God. I'm a thief.

You're a thief. a thieving hack. Yeah Getting raped by that brando it is funny Gerard De Pardoo so fatty fat yet. No, he's not but he's like like, he was thinking about it. He raped her with food. He would bar her up around. He would be like, shut up and don't say anything. Oh, he's fucking her. In 2013, the director admitted he and Marla, they kept it, wait, what? No, here we go, Here we go. Wow. He looks like Brando to the director They want Maria to act her humiliation her age. I wanted Maria to feel fucking

Me for French the French He's Italian Yeah, why are, they're French. He's Italian. Let him be, baby. Yeah, why are you calling him French? I think he's Italian, bud. They're European, they're all the same. Yeah, they're all retards. Italians are French, they just take longer naps. She never acted again.

And she struggled with mental illness. Yeah. And substance abuse. Jessica Chastain said, to all the people that love this film, you're watching a 19 year old get raped by a 48 year old man. The director planned her attack. I feel sick.

Well, you know what, Jessica? You're probably, you're right. Seems our marriage was good. Well, you know what, you make a good boy. But you know what, I don't like you in movies. That's disgusting. Hey Siri, where can I stream Last Tango in Paris? Is that it?

It was Jessica Chastain who was the only person to speak out on it? No, this has been talked about. Chris Evans, wow, I will never look at this film, Bertolucci or Brando, the same way again, this is beyond disgusting, I feel rage. Nobody cares. What a white knight. Fucking talentless hack. I feel rage.

He thinks he's Captain America in real life. Nobody cares. Chris Evans, Jesus Christ. I could do this all day. Chris Evans is lucky he doesn't work at Casa Bonita as a waiter, you fucking loser. You fuck up about artists. He is the luckiest guy in America. ["Sweet Home Alone"]

Spooky music, man. It is, it makes it worse. Anna Kendrick, Miss Schneider stated this several years ago. I used to get eye rolls when I brought it up to people, also known as dudes. Oh, that's all you rat-faced Go get your wheel of cheese you cunt She was so evil. You're sick, Devin. So evil.

Up in the air came and went. Your heyday's gone, sweetheart. She's treating this, well she's tweeting this while struggling in a glue trap right now. That's rude. She's like, I hate glue traps, AKA peanut butter. Also heads up, if you AKA peanut butter. I hate glue traps. Also heads up, if you see peanut butter just sitting on, like out in the open, don't try to eat it.

It's a trap. It's a trap. Yeah. This is the sake of comedy. She's making a good point, but it's like, fuck you. Of course, yeah. No, but fuck the parentheses, AKA dudes. Yeah. Fuck off. There's a ton of parentheses, AKA dudes. Fuck off.

There's a ton of like, heads that would also roll their eyes. ["Rainbow Scent"] In 2006, what did they say? Schneider said that it wasn't in the script. It wasn't in the original. What a bull. It just seems like they want a rainbow on set. That's crazy, dude.

That's insane. Well, they got it. That's what they wanted it to be. It looks like Marlon Brown is one of the nuts. I will say this, they got one of the most famous scenes of all time out of it. Nah, I don't know if it's worth it. Devin, that's crazy. Not worth it, Devin.

No, it's not. No, of course it's not, but it's a cultural thing. It's a European artist thing. I hate Europeans. I denounce this. I totally denounce it. Devon is defending it. No, we are three are denouncing it.

I'm saying there wouldn't be the zeitgeist of certain things if some bad shit didn't go on. I've never heard of this movie. You can't make the OG argument for this. That's what you're trying to do. It's ridiculous. Why don't you all shut the hell up? You should have been French, dude. You should have been born a French guy.

I love the last take. You got some French mixed in. My favorite movie. No, I'm kidding. You guys are right. I'm just trying to, I'm just being funny on a podcast. I wouldn't say funny. I would say insensitive, perhaps evil. A dude. You're being a dude. Did it make me laugh?

No. I wasn't doubled over laughing two minutes ago. Devin, AKA dude. Anna Kendrick, I have my sights on you. Devin, AKA the devil. I will take you down, Anna Kendrick! Make fun of the cup song. Huh?

Make fun of the cup song. What's the cup song? The thing she did. From Pitch Perfect. Yeah. I don't know what Pitch Perfect is. Doot doot do do do do do. No, I don't do any of that stuff.

I don't know what Pitch Perfect is or Nausimi. I don't know any of those things. Why are those the same? I don't know. They're like weird trilogies of movies that there was no hype for. Yeah. But there's a weird secret fan base of them.

Pitch Perfect. They came out under my nose nose there's like five now you see me is a Perfect and I'm like that was not a cultural phenomenon, but they're here they have an audience Now you see me is that they like actually can do magic in the movie if I'm not miss I don't know that is I don't even know what it is. It starts getting much supernatural actually. It gets really, yeah, I know. You're like, wait, are you guys actually doing magic? What is Now You See Me? What's the point?

It's an ensemble film series. Ocean's Eleven, but they're magicians. So it's like Woody Harrelson and F. Jesse Eisenberg. Clip. Dave Franco. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, they're wizards. They become wizards out of nowhere. First movie, they're just illusionists. Really? And then the second movie, you're like, you guys are doing magic. Oh, God. They start teleporting in weird shit. It's ridiculous.

I would apologize to Anna Kendrick. Don't apologize. It was in the moment, Anna. It was in the moment. But I'm trying to think of any way to figure out a- She just unsubscribed from the channel. Every time I see anything- She was a vulnerable king.

Every time I see anything like this, I immediately try to become the defense team. I get it, I know you do. I just wanna, it exercises the mind. It's like Sudoku for me. I look at rape cases all day and I go, how could I, how could I think my way out of this? You only do it for rape cases.

No, everything. Menendez brothers as well, everything. That's rape case. Rape and murder. I'm the rape and murder kid. You are. Calling you the rape and murder kid. Dash Devon Kosta, he the rape and murder kid.

No. Butch Cassidy and the rape and murder kid. No. Y'all hear Butch Cassidy and the rape and murder kid? They hustled down to Argentina. The assassination of Jesse James by and the rape and murder kid. They hustled down to Argentina. The assassination of Jesse James by the coward, rape and murder kid. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Nobody can force someone to do something not in the script, but I didn't know that I was too young.

Sounds like they took advantage of her. So I didn't think this was rape. Also, that is a weird quote. Nobody can force someone to do something not in the script. Every rape is every rape in the world. It's not in a script. Yeah, no, that doesn't make any sense. But as if every rapist is holding somebody down, they're looking at the script. They go, they throw it out.

They're all holding papers papers I don't care there's a Mexican dude in a parking garage like quickly riding a rapeseed that scene is pretty much clearly improvised they're supposed to just cross each other in the stairwell. Cause the guy forgot the script. And spins Melfi down. I forgot the script. Richard Ramirez is in the Cecil Hotel like Barton Fink. He's sitting there on a typewriter. Like officers, I was in the script.

I forgot the script. The cries of the fishmongers. Oh boy. Hahaha. Hahaha. X-rated movie was praised for its eroticism. And Bertolucci continued directing. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, it was the 80's, right?

What else did Bernardo Bertolucci do? I forget. Oh no, some, you, some gay European shit. Joey's been peeing so much that a doctor contacted him the other day while we were hanging out. Oh really? And he's like, we're listening to it in the, we're listening to Haywatch in the office or whatever, and he goes like, my assistant, whatever, henchmen.

He said- Or Igor mentioned something. No, they're just a lower level doctor or something nurse I imagine yeah said like He's free doesn't have diabetes with how much he's like just listening to the podcast They not aware he's drinking frequent urination is the sign of type 2 guys. He's not unhealthy. He just had nine white clothes Guys, he's not unhealthy, he just had nine white claws. In an hour. He's not unhealthy, he's a 15 white claws. Doc, will you relax? He's healthy.

He just had 12 drinks in one hour. Oh man, did you guys see this lady that claims she's been suffering from a sinus infection because her ex-boyfriend farted in her face? She's had it for like seven years. She's had like... Check this out. Hold on, here we go. Today I realized that I think my ex-boyfriend got the best possible

breakup revenge that anyone could ever get. We dated like seven years ago. I've had a persistent sinus infection ever since he and I stayed in a hotel one night after I had surgery. And he farted terribly. Like I couldn't breathe. I've never ever ever smelled anything

that even compares to that and I got my sinus infection culture today I've gotten it like image I've had all these tests done doctors haven't been able to figure it out and it is E. coli and he didn't fart in her face he just farted in the room so strong in the room. Holy shit. It went into her. Why is her nose such a perfect breeding ground for E. coli for seven years? That's crazy.

That's insane. You usually don't get E. coli in your sinuses because E. coli is from poop. So like, I don't know, how does that get in your sinuses, unless you have a boyfriend who farts disgustingly and you are forced to inhale it because you are immobile after an insertion. He'd have to torture me to get this information out of me also. Why are you in there?

She's going public with this. It's crazy. I wish I could be a fly on the wall at the doctor's appointment where there's like, okay, we're looking at the scans here. All this red on the image, that's fart. That's fart. Also to be like, it was probably the time seven years ago,

my boyfriend beast dude me. She spelled the fart, it's seven years ago. Yeah, but. What a crazy line to draw for this lady. It could just be she's, know scorned yeah, but You know maybe if it was a horrible fart Pink guy right now, that's a myth also farting on a pillow So the guys like Pee Wee Herman from that Ben Stiller movie. What the superhero movie where he can fart to kill people. Mystery Man, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, you say he can pee with your arm in from Mystery Man. It just takes seven years to kill them. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, dating a pull my finger guy. What is this 10 second treat I was sent? From me? Sending. Oh, yeah.

Is it a 10 second treat? It's about 30 seconds, maybe. I just thought Joe would really like this. This guy just goes to pick up, it's a consistent prank they do. They go to like front desks and they ask for like a prescription or something and it doesn't exist.

And he's like, my dad's on the phone. He's really wondering why you don't have it for him. Okay, all right. Debbie, you just muted it. I can't see anything, my glasses broke yet the other day. It's his phone number. Why do I need the phone number? Just give my son the fucking glasses.

I don't have your glasses. I'm trying to figure out where your file is. I don't even have a file with your name on it. I'm not gonna have, I'm not gonna bring that right now. It's on my fucking back. I need my glasses. I don't. Sir, I'm going to climb to the fucking back. I need my glasses. Sir, I'm doing my best to help you. You have to calm down. I'm not going to be screamed at like this.

I'm going to chop chop because I can't see me. I'm going to make Logan start doing this. Sir, I don't have anything for the name Stan Smith here. What? How is this helping anybody? Can I apologize to the lady, Tommy? I'm here, sir. I apologize. Absolutely nothing!

Just get my leg off of your ass! I can't see nothing! I don't exactly help here. It's good. Such a good prank. It's so funny. When he hits the... That was amazing. That was fantastic. See this big titted lady get pulled over. Her uh... Her fake tits. Her arrest is going viral for some strange reason.

I wonder why. You have to. You don't have a choice. You're under arrest. Have a seat in the car please. Get on your knees. Titty caucus bone. No, I'm not getting in that car. You have to get in the car. Why? Because you're under arrest for driving under the influence. I'm just not getting in that car. You have to get in the car. Come on, you gotta get in the car why you are under arrest for driving under the influence

Come on you gotta get in the car Beautiful in the car Let her come on. It's that cop is falling in love with her. He's gonna lean in for a kiss. Yeah I don't really know She looks like she's about to say like, you know, my husband, Kobe Bryant, just died. In the test that we did, just proof that I... That could all be explained later, but you are under arrest, okay? I'm not gonna go under the arrest.

You have to. You're not gonna go under the arrest. I'm not gonna go under the arrest, right? I heard a scary under there. You know what's in my tits is my brain. They took a lot of my brain out to make these tits. My tits are in my brain. My tits are in my brain.

By the way, my tits are in my brain. OK, we will tell the medic. All right, ma'am. Thank you for that. It explains a lot. My ass is my heart. I'm like a monster, actually. heart. I'm like a monster actually. In this car without knowing what I did when I didn't fail no exam. Miss, get into the car. Have a seat in the car now. We don't want to have

to put you in the car. He's falling in love. I didn't fail my exam. Okay, have a seat in the car. I'm not getting in this car without knowing what... Have a seat in the car. Officer, officer, I am a nurse. I don't know what I did. I'm a nurse and my son Jayden is waiting for me. Officer, I'm a nurse. I have a three year old in Jordans that's gonna pick me up.

What you're being told, you are under arrest okay? They're afraid to touch her sir respectfully Suck everyone off that works at the shoe Palace down the street respectfully ma'am ma'am get into the big bus ma'am get in the big bus right now. Sir, respectfully, they give me free friends themed sweatpants at the shoe palace after I suck everyone off in the back where all the shoes are. The sergeant shows up and it's baby alien.

Hey. Do anything, so why are you accusing me of? We're not, you are under arrest. You have to get into the car. Have a seat in the car. I didn't feel no exam, so why are you doing this you have to get into the car Ma'am you're the rest for stealing my goddamn heart people respectfully. She's trying to become a cop. Come on you stupid people respectfully. She's like, can't you be the exam to become a cop?

What is the point of getting fake dance if you become a cop? Because you could be a hot cop influencer, dude. Those existed. I guess you're right. You said a hot cop influencer shot a guy to death downtown not too long ago. I remember that lady with the tattoos.

Yeah. They constantly think they're casers. They're gone Yeah, see there's a million of those cases. I just saw did you see that this recent video Joey? Did you see the new one where? Maybe it's not new but it was like maybe five months ago the lady gets her partner killed on that traffic stop by that by that uh, like a Kind of a light-skinned like fat black guy who? like a kind of a light-skinned like fat black guy who they say they smell weed and the lady like the lady the young lady officer pulls him over alone and

then calls for backup and then the backup the guy tases the guy reaches for saying won't get out of the car they open the door he won't get out of the car he reaches for something they tase him and he's like and then the lady tries to jump in and undo his seatbelt, and then she gets tased by the taser, and she's standing in front of him going, like, ah! And they're both electrocuted in front of each other.

They're both like, ah! Yeah, it's like, it's truly cartoonish. Like, itchy and scratchy, yeah. And she moves away, and she goes, I just got tased! And she runs away from the car, and then the guy pulls out a gun, It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,et for her leg and shit. And then she goes, I can't make it, I can't make it. She sits in the car and then all the comments were like, what are they doing? Oh, it was in the woods kind of?

Yeah. I have seen that. Yeah, no, they need better training. They need no women cops. They shouldn't. They shouldn't. They need no women cops. There shouldn't be women cops.

It's why the guy was treating her with no respect. He was just like, bitch. Yeah, yeah. You better get out of here. I'm gonna shoot you with a motherfucking head. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Have a seat in the car. Because you know what it is. Have a seat in the car. We don't want to have to put you in the car.

You literally were your whole life, but you're not gonna help me. Okay. If I was the cop, I'd go, listen, I can tell you're smart. You have huge brains. Your brains in your tits, your tits are huge, so. Listen, you know what, you're making a lot of good points, you're obviously a fucking genius. Okay? The hearts in your ass are brains in your tits. Your chest looks like Yaqub's head. You're obviously a fucking genius. Okay. So I mean you're- Hearts in your ass and brains in your tits.

Your chest looks like Jakub's head. You're obviously a fucking genius. You're one of the smartest people I've ever arrested. Without a doubt a genius. Also your lungs are in your pussy. And your liver's in your eyes. You're Frankenstein. Let's end on it let's end on the same note these video I don't even this isn't even funny really it's just these videos pop up and they're very odd to me

Have you seen these and now this faction of like Vietnamese or like Thai like women food Influencers that like they're making food and Hudson they all have like we they have like gigantic fake tits They were hookers ten years ago. Hello, chicken! It's a video is also called I believe it's called Chimkin. So it's like Chimkin? Chimkin, it's like the lemon, it's like our lemon party shit.

Weird. Waaah! She just screams while chopping chicken with her fake tits. It's like the lemon, it's like our lemon party shit. Weird. And she just screams while shopping chicken with her fake tits. Look at that chicken, that chicken looks awesome. It looks great. Too much. What is that? Why do Asian cultures sound like they're,

like they stretch words out, like do we sound like that to them? So they have a thing called up speak and down speak. So like when we go like, get over here, does it sound like that to them? So they have a thing called up speak and down speak. Like when we go like get over here, does it sound as some other person? Like, No. This is sort of,

this is sort of noxious. I think to foreigners we sound like a wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. Which is pleasant. Yeah. Which is nice. Which is nice. They can hear that is attractive and beautiful.

Yeah. Over there. They sound annoying. They sound annoying as shit. Yeah. Maybe this is like their valley girl. Nyaaa.. Maybe this is like their valley girl. I think this is like their clue list. I think she was a hooker.

Paris Hilton kind of a list. She was a hooker and then she decided the hookin days are over. Or in Thailand, plastic surgery is super cheap. Yeah right, so they just get it because they want to get it. Big giant jugs. She makes chicken. Anything on a banana leaf I love.

Yeah, it makes me feel so much more a part of something. Let's go. You know? Let's fucking go. It's like when I go to taco trucks, I get all the peppers and all the stuff. I barely eat any of it. I just want to feel like I'm a part of something.

For sure. You know? I waste all their peppers at every taco truck. I really don't eat many of them. But I get a big bag bag of them Sam. I'm trying to do it big and I want to be a part of it Mm-hmm. I want I'm Mexican today. Oh, yeah, you know, that's what I do fucking let's go. Mm-hmm. Let's fucking go I think what I just said that that constituted that let's go I know I hit you my heart man heart my spirit spirit. You know what you Come on

There better be some rice involved here she does something else here She's gonna suck off a monkey Ngaaa! Oh god, that voice is hurting my ear. Ngaaa! Sawadee ka! Ngaaa! She's gonna suck off a monkey in a second. Yeah, that's pretty insufferable, I don't know. If I woke up every morning, I would the best chicken ever from a giant-hitted Thai woman. I would go to this chicken place every day. I'd be there every day, but I'd come with like big earmuffs. Noise-canceling earmuffs, yeah. I'd have like the gun-range earmuffs.

Oh, I thought you meant like noise-canceling earmuffs, but you're playing gun-range sound effects? No, no, no. Sound of bullets raining sounds better than this. Oh man, I think we did some good work. I think we did some fantastic work. I think we did some fantastic work. We can't frickin' miss on this pod while we're killin' it. Can't stop, won't stop. Never.

Never will stop. Mm-mm. Fuckin' unstoppable machine. Grind too tough, swag too different. Mm-hmm. There we go. Mm-hmm. Oh, I think you weren't around,

was that on a, was that on an episode, did I just, we did like a riff on this. I you the calm is calling back to that I don't know one of the jock week we record too much I didn't even drink on the jock weeks really well a lot of people say that we have wet brain in the comments because we'll watch a video that we've already like watch they all kind of blend in for sure do you it's like been if it's nine months ago I mean yeah I mean they a video that we've already like watched. Well that's because they all kind of blend in at a certain point. For sure, dude, yeah. It's like been, if it's nine months ago, I mean. Yeah, I mean they blend in, we do so many episodes,

we also do have wet brain and it's like, it's fine. I have a little wet brain, I have a touch. Also new listeners may get a little read, you know. If your brain's not wet, it sounds like it's dehydrated. Dry brain sounds like shit. Dry brain retard actually. Dry brain retard! Yeah, you guys, yeah, these people sound

like dry brain retards. Sorry, I'm lubing my shit up, you dry ass bitch. Dry brain rethards! Yeah, these people sound like dry brain rethards. Sorry I'm lubing my shit up you dry ass bitch. Dry brain! The guy with wet brain defending himself by calling everybody dry brain. That's good. I know it was a five second riff at the very end but I think the name was left, dry brain! five-second riff at the very end but I think the name dry brain yeah why I'm saying everyone is everyone okay yeah we're doing great I'm fantastic come to the lemon party live show no no guys don't all right I will

be opening I'm opening all the shows for Lemon Party. Come on. Lemon Party live in LA. If that for some reason seals the deal, me being there, you're a weirdo, but come through. I will be there. June, um, this Saturday. June 6th and 7th. San Diego June 22nd, I believe. I think it's 7th and 8th. Okay, never mind. 7th and 8th. I think. And then 22nd in San Diego, right?

It's this, yeah. Whatever, just go to Ben's bio I'm doing all the tour dates. So Seattle. I might be there Seattle Portland, San Francisco Yeah, our market. I will be opening liberal Northwest Pacific Northwest areas. That's they definitely love us there Well, it's guys from the order coming It's guys from the order coming out of the woods. They're gonna be, they're gonna be, they're gonna be. They'll be driving out. The green room guys show up too.

They come into the city. They're gonna show up on ATVs with hoods over their head because their community wouldn't let them know where they're going. And I'm gonna open the show by playing Nazi punks, fuck you. Patrick Stewart's like, go see Lemon Party. Put on some of the red laces to the Lemon Party live show. It's the only venue that would host Lemon Party.

Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart. Put on some of the red laces to the lemon party live show. The only venue that would host lemon party is Patrick's Green Room. They get stabbed in the head by a neo-Nazi. We're siphoning gas, putting it into Ben's Tesla. We're just retarded. Alright everybody. Love you guys. Goodbye.