Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Papa Rogan

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

Joey apologizes for faking cancer, Joe Rogan's Dad is angry at him, the saga of John's Gun Corner continues Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. And we're back!

Another episode of Hatewatch. Joey, we should address some of the recent concerns with your health. Some of the recent concerns with your health um some of the uh you just there's been a lot of talk about what's going on with you and um it seems you uh you have cancer no so and i don't even want to try to be funny about it because there's a lot of people who are pissed off about this my mom was like scared it upsets it upsets people that that like um understand the preciousness of life right and i in my mind i kind of got lost in everything's funny we're trying to be funny and it's all a goof it's goofing goofy all the time with you life's bit goof. All the time with you. Life's a goof. And so I thought, let's try to do something funny.

And I'm in this pocket of friends that are a little bit wild. And we laugh about everything. And so we released this. And I, you know. So you recently, you had an ad on my other show, Lemon Party, where you announced that you're sick, you don't have much more time left, and the only thing that can cure it is strange.

I said hot chicks from Instagram having sex with me. It's like my last wish. I was kind of making fun of Make-A-Wish Kids, and I got not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. No. Because if you've ever dealt with a cancer victim...

Ronald McDonald and all that stuff. Sure, exactly. It's tragic, and it's painful, and it's one of the most brutal ways to die. And I've had to deal with it, and for some reason, it slipped my mind, and I decided it was funny to joke about. Have those people thought about what it's like to die with a dry dick? Yeah. So that's not funny.

I don't even want to laugh at that because it's not funny. Okay, all right. I apologize. Imagine Patrick Swayze just slowly dying of stomach cancer, and he's in a lot of pain. He went out like a fucking legend, though. Did you see his last interview on, like, Barbara Walters? What did he do?

We should almost watch that. He's, like, smoking cigs still and he's distracting from what you're doing. Joey, we need to get into your thing. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. You're dying. So, I apologize. I'm sorry. I didn't, I was horny and I thought this was like an easy, fast way to get a bunch of puss and

I didn't realize how many people I would upset. We've all done. So, you're admitting this is... I don't have cancer cancer you're faking it i was faking cancer yeah i was okay i was faking well you know i remember you were very close with someone who you were almost like a mentor of yours who faked having hiv to get steroids one of my mentors when i was young who kind of taught me yeah so it's like a learned condition thing and we should be easier on ourselves.

Sure. You have to empathize with my plight because I've been conditioned to think that kind of behavior is okay. And it's toxic masculinity. Yeah. And my, my, my old sensei who taught me martial arts and weightlifting and stuff like that,

he faked HIV to get really powerful steroids. Who was that? It was Freddie Mercury. No, Sasha. Sasha. Sasha. Sasha. I know all about this guy. Who's Sasha? It was Freddie Mercury. No. Sasha. Sasha. Sasha. I know all about this guy. Who's Sasha? He was my old sensei. Fake. Fake.

So you come from a long line of faking illnesses for pussy. Or for drugs. Fakers, baby. They're fakers, baby! So you fake it. Yes. You come from a long line of people faking. No, no, no. I had one mentor who taught me this. I learned my lesson.

I'll never do it again. Yeah. It's not, it was a random person that I met. It was a mentor, yeah. We're all a result of our conditioning. Exactly. We're all a result of our conditioning, and Joey's been conditioned by men who, you know, we're not throwing any blame.

Don't throw stones in a glass house. Yeah, exactly. Have you, because. We've all thrown stones. I like the idea, though. The things I've done for Pussy are insane. I like the idea that Joey's in the Karate Kid, like a guy's teaching him how to fake AIDS.

Like cancer or AIDS. It's like Mr. Miyagi going, here's how you fake AIDS. You need to do bruises all over your body. Daniel's on your fake coffins. Like if your lips get swollen First off you shave your head But honestly I don't even want to do silly riffs Should we play your ad?

I don't want to do silly riffs until Let's just get this out of the way This is maybe the most embarrassing thing you've ever done And I got busted and I'm sorry You got busted almost immediately I'm facing the music Have any of the women showed up? I didn't even get sex off. It's fine.

It's fine, Joey. Alright. Hello, Lemon Party listeners. My name's Joey. You may know me from such hits as Trying to Break Into Danzig's House. Can you even look at this? I can't even fucking walk. Can't even look at this. It's an embarrassment. I'm so sick

about my behavior. This is disgusting behavior. You have prison guard at Dachau Energy right now. There's a lot of people out there actually suffering, and I can't believe you did this. You fucking faked it so you could get some fucking, so some girl holding a gun on Instagram can like pretend she's going to fuck you from 3,000 miles away. Imagine being that, imagine a little kid in San Francisco who had cancer, and they made him Batman for a day.

You did this? And this is your that. You did this? And this is your that. You did this? So some schizophrenic maniac that listens to Lemon Party can hit you up? Why are you saying? First of all, I never. Be nice. All right.

Be nice. And nobody. They're my listeners. Everyone. Be nice. No, they're mine. A lot of them say. A lot of them say, hey, get Devin off the thing.

I've heard that. He's an otter. He's a twink. He's an otter and a twink. I've seen that. I'm making some big decisions coming up. I might fire myself from the show. I'll take over.

I'm happy with that. You could run this goddamn fucking train. I mean, anybody could push a couple of buttons. Yeah, you push the button. No, everyone that messaged me was very nice and very respectful and not schizophrenic. They're all mentally healthy, beautiful, successful women. And I'm sorry that I tricked them because they're caregivers. They're all mentally healthy, beautiful, successful women. And I'm sorry that I tricked them. Because they're caregivers.

They're natural caregivers. And they saw what they thought was a sick man. And wanted to have sex with him. The maternal instincts kicked in. They're all making the 600,000 to 3 mil range. And I prayed on that. The cancer's in my balls. And it needs to be released.

From my balls. He's got a prostate that needs to be released from my balls. You said that. He's got a prostate that needs to be milked. And so I'm sorry. All right, well, let's finish your ad, you fucking sick maniac. Casual bomb threats and things of this nature. Unfortunately, I've been diagnosed with inoperable cancer, and I've been told by my doctor that I only have three months to live.

My last wish is to have sex with hot women from Instagram. I've used some money that I had pooled up to pay for this announcement. Yeah. This is like when Rogan had to apologize. Ben charged me $700 for this. $700? By the way, Ben Avery charged me $700. You guys, he has cancer. Ben happily took the money.

And Ben thought I had cancer, and he still said $700. Jesus Christ. And he thought I had it. Act me on my Instagram if you're a hot chick and you would like to have sex with me as a dying man's last wish.

Thank you so much. This video looks like it's about to cut to Don Lemon and he's like, and that's why Joey R. LaFleur is ruining this country. You know, the thought process is of someone who's in a corner. Oh, he's put in a corner. You have to claw your way out.

You need the cum sucked out of your dick. No, see, don't laugh. Don't laugh. Sorry. Don't make me laugh about this. Don't make him laugh about that. He needs a cream pie to cure his cancer. You need.

You need. Don't make him laugh. I'm in hot water already. Empty your nuts. He's in huge amounts of hot water. Let's just play this thing. We're hate watching me now, and I hate it. We are LeFleur on Instagram.

Just contact me for sex, and we will work out the details in the DMs. Thank you. Keep playing it so they can see that it was aired in the middle of a Lemon Party episode. Then it goes right back to... Ben Avery did that, and I...

I trusted Ben, and I thought he could keep this stuff quiet no no and so it was kind of Ben's fault that people found out that I was freaking

Ben loves Ben for a while now has been preying on people with inoperable cancer that's a very like Vincent Gallo he profiteers he's a profiteer

yeah so anyways let's move on let's move on from that if anybody was sad about that or upset about that any of the women who sent me nudes

I apologize also just you got nudes I did get n the women who sent me nudes, I apologize. Also, just one. You got nudes. I did get nudes. You already got some nudes. I do want to say. That's like first stage of chemo. And so.

Yeah, when we all shave our heads. I was telling them that if I'm stressed out, it expedites the growth of the disease. Your cortisol levels. My cortisol. And I said, nudes call me down. But just one last thing on this whole thing, and then we'll get off this forever. Your cortisol levels. My cortisol, and I said nudes call me down. But just one last thing on this whole thing, and then we'll get off this forever, and I apologize,

is that because of the backlash, I'm in kind of a vulnerable state, and I kind of need somebody to talk to about this right now because I'm really confused and upset. Maybe some of those same women that got tricked can now just talk you through it. Or like a mommy. Just like whatever.

Like talk you through the trauma of lying. Yeah, exactly. And being caught lying about cancer. And if they could come to Los Angeles and talk to me about it. No pun intended. If you can come. Yeah.

If you can get on all fours. Jesus Christ. And get milk from the back I think we all know the cure for your cancer is a milking no no no but I am in this kind of vulnerable place right now what's more vulnerable than being milked

so here's what I'm saying though I have this weird thing where I can't open up emotionally to anyone who isn't a hot chick it's been a struggle for me. We've all known that about you. And so if any of you out there want to talk to me, it's Joey R. LaFleur on Instagram.

Because he's going to need some help getting through these tough times because he got caught. He got caught. I apologize. He got caught in the web of lies, and he'll never do it again. Joey got in my car today and he had an emergency blanket wrapped around his shoulders

and he just sat and silenced the entire way to Devon's. Joey carries a rape whistle with him now because he's afraid of himself. He blows it when he thinks the bad side's coming out. To warn people. To warn people.

He goes, the goof is coming. He blows it in public. He goes, I feel a goof coming on, buddy. He goes, oh, no. We should write a horror movie called The Goof. The Goof. Yeah. It's just you lying and planting fake bombs.

It's the fog. Everyone's in a fucking grocery store and the goof is engulfing us. And no one knows what it is. Joey goes, hey, there's an army out there. Everyone's like, is it a goof or not? But sometimes it's real. Yeah, sometimes it's real.

We go, oh shit, he wasn't actually goofing. Some guy steps out, they tie a rope around a guy and he steps out into the goof. And the rope comes back all torn. He's covered in goof. He's got goof. He's got goof all over him. Yeah.

Everybody's from South Dakota. Yeah, big goof. Anyways, I apologize. Let's never talk about it again. Goofball. I hope we forget about it. I hope it's not one of these Mel Gibson things that follows me around for the rest of my life. It will.

I hope. I sure hope it's not. We'll talk. We'll touch base on it in like a month or two. Oh, come on. I sure hope it's not it'll it'll we'll talk we'll touch base on it like a month or two come on i sure hope it's you know come on well speaking we were i was making jokes about like remember when rogan had to apologize in the pandemic for whatever i forget what he remember when they fucked up the n-word stuff but then also i didn't no he didn't make like an apology he just said like i hate the elton John or who's the fucking old fag that hated him? Not Elton John. He's not a fag.

He's gay, but he's a great guy. Elton John was gay. Neil Young. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Neil Young. When all those old boomer retards were like completely out of touch and taking their music off of Spotify because Rogan was, you know, correct about the pandemic, basically.

And Ivermectin. And they played, remember they played his video on CNN and they changed, like, the color of his face and stuff. To make him look whiter. He looked sick when he had COVID. To make him look like he was sicker when he had COVID and shit. Yeah. Your video was a lot like that.

That was Ben. That was not my editing. I sent it to him from my iPhone. Ben changed it. So he's doing weird stuff. Much like CNN, Ben changed the video. He tried to make me look sick. I do just want to say

a lot of this has been Avery's fault. So the people who are mad at me, Ben has been getting off Scott Free on this. You paid $700 to get fucked socially. And he won't give me the money back. Ben's running a fucking circus. Well, I mean, I don't... You got what you paid him the money.

No, I've been... No, it was in installments, so Joey actually knows interest, too. And also... Is he still holding you to that? Did you sign anything? He's holding him to the interest. He made me sign paperwork.

You have a payment plan with Ben Avery? Yeah, it's like buying a shirt on EastBay.com. Joey's got a firm payment towards Ben going every week. But the reason I brought it up, apparently Joe Rogan's dad is talking shit about Rogan lately. He has a father? You told me about this before. I had no clue his dad was, I don't think he,

I think it's his biological dad he hates. He was raised by. Yeah, yeah. Well, so no, if you watch, if you ever, so I'll give background that's actually no bad yeah what do you know about this joe rogan on his podcast for like years and years starting back when he first started the podcast he would tell stories every once in a while that would be like my you know my dad is my stepdad because my real dad was

a crazy italian man that would beat my mom he was a cop cop. He was a cop. He was like maybe a drunk and he would beat my mom. He'd beat my mom in front of me, like punch her in the face. And he'd beat the shit out of kids. Well, when you look at this guy, that doesn't track. I mean, look at him. He looks like a great guy. He looks like he never inflicted terror upon his family back in the day. Jesus Christ.

This guy never tortured a family in New Jersey. He doesn't at all look like an extra from Goodfellas. This guy's not responsible for Joe Rogan doing ice baths at age 11. He's about to crucify a guy on a tree and he'll have eyes. This guy would never be responsible for Joe Rogan getting into fucking jujitsu at nine years old. No. Why would you be addicted to DMT if that was your dad? be responsible for Joe Rogan getting into fucking jujitsu at nine years old. No! Why would you be addicted to DMT if that was your dad? Let's see. Let's see what he's got to say.

Your father! If you lied about your father, what would you do? Give up the world. This is like already like Italian-American like the Scorsese film. It's like the deranged. If they didn't love Martin. If they didn't love Martin. Yeah, if they didn't love him.

I'm your father. You gonna make those fucking movies? It moves and the people are in it. Now fuck you. Good fellas. I just had enough. If you can't talk to me face

to face, you're a punk ass. That that's all you are you got all the money everything but you know what you don't have you don't have no heart and i'm going to tell you something else you don't have you ain't got two balls i don't want to talk to your father because you couldn't handle me 81 is there anything more depressing than watching an old guy like this in a vertical video for TikTok? Well, I love how he's like, I'm going to get it. Is this a TikTok? This is a TikTok. This guy's like, you're a punk bitch.

Honey, turn the phone up and then put the dog filter on my face so I look all cute. I'm calling my biological son a punk-ass bitch. I'm trying to shit all over my biological son, who's become the biggest media figure in the history of the world. On his own. Honey, tilt it upwards. We're going to do a dance after this. Fuck you. His dad is like Andrew Dice Clay.

I'm 10 years old. You couldn't handle this guy right here and when you said i beat up kids i beat up other women joe harrison was when you fought he goes they say i beat up kids i beat up women what's the difference between both of them you tell me that joe you tell me that toe rogan He starts calling his own son Toe. You're Toe Rogan. I watched the red bar.

He goes, I'm a bear. I support Owen Benjamin. Not my son, that sack of shit Joe Rogan. I'm a cub. I'm a goddamn cub. He goes. I'm a cub. I'm a cub. I'm a goddamn cub. I'm a proud cub. And you're nothing.

You take your rice baths. You do your DMT. You take your ayahuasca. You eat your elk. You're nothing, son. You're nothing. In your house, there ain't no next door. How could I get away with that my real father was crazy he was

like a psycho look at this old joe the fuck out of my mother you owe me a big apology joe you were taken away at a very young age okay unfortunately who the fuck is this actually you did not get to grow up with the man that we were fortunate enough to grow up with, that my kids are fortunate enough to grow up with. He only raped them on holidays. You were not lucky enough to have that man in your life. When he

adopted us, only if it was Thanksgiving or Christmas did we hear the knock at the door and we'd know we had to pull our pants down. But when you were in his household, Joe Rogan, that was not true. You were just,

you were inflicted with bruises. You were simply beaten, Joe Rogan. He's a good man. He raped us. You soft Hollywood queer. You're a Hollywood cock, Joe. And now you think you're Mr. Cowboy over in

Austin? God, these animals. I feel so bad for Joe. Beats the shit out of kids. When he went to college for acting, he had to take up drama. Beats the shit. He went to college to study fag. He goes, what did you learn there, little Joe?

How to suck dick? Fag 101. Sucking dick 102. My son Joe Rogan went to college to study fag 101. How dare he? Pretending to be of the people? You be yourself. You be the same person that rapes children.

Beats your wife. You be yourself. You be the same person that rapes children, beats your wife. You be yourself. You don't run. You don't run from yourself, Joe. How dare you? How dare you find solace in another family? You went to school for fags? He took butt fuck.

So I went from living around these Italian... Yeah, I know you got your doctorate in butt fuck. So I went from living around these Italian... Yeah, I know you got your doctorate in butt fuck. New Jersey psychic ass. You said the Italians in North Jersey were psychotic? A lot of these times... Joe, I'm 81 years old. I never met a psychotic Italian. You are one, shitbag.

Who's this psychotic Italian? Next deal. That's Joe's brother. That's Joe Rogan's brother. Yeah. Italian psychopath Italians over here. You know what? He goes, hey, we heard you're calling us psychopathic Italians.

We're going to prove you wrong by being psychopathic Italians. We're going to make a little TikTok and my hand's going to inexplicably make a bunch of weird fucking moves and you're not going to know what it's coming from, but it's because I'm remembering all the black kids I killed when I was a cop in Jersey. And so that's

my trigger finger, Joe. You hear that? You think we're psychos? You're the fucking psycho, Joe. You're the fucking psycho, Joe. Huh? I think for sure. The fucking townie energy we're not caught up in. the fucking psycho, Joe. You're the fucking psycho, Joe. Huh? The fucking townie energy. Oh, my God. God, look at the Steelers here. These people, they robbed a bank with Jeremy Renner and Ben Affleck right after that.

Not even that. They're just going down to fucking Dave and Buster's every weekend. We're down for real roots, okay? Our roots. And this man is the real root, brother. You always revert back to your roots. They go, hey, listen. I need your help.

We're going to go to a place. We're going to make a TikTok. We're going to hurt some people. Who's car we taking? The dad goes, who's fucking car we taking? They go, we're going to go hurt some people. Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Tony Hinchcliffe, Ari Shaffir. We're going to hurt some fucking people.

Who's car we taking? Roots, Joe. What you doing, man? What are you doing? Sit on the other side of the table, my man. Oh, they want to be on this show. This is so sad. Oh, this is pathetic.

I'm sorry. We'd love to sit across from you, Joe. Maybe we could sell. Do you have a thing where people sit across from you? We heard you do a thing. Pour us a little Buffalo Trace whiskey. They go, we heard you got a famous thing. We'd love to sit at a table with you.

We want to come on your show, Joe. We want to sell incest condoms. That's condoms for incest. They're condoms specifically designed for sex from people in your own family. I'm sorry that all this happened to you. From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. Who are you? What do you know about his childhood bitch you're fucking you look 35 well you look 80 but you will never know what you have

missed out on in life i love when i see the comments the guys are billionaires they want the money bag i have a big oh you think we don't have money joe? We just got back from CeCe's Pizza. We bought the whole place out, bitch. Box. Pandora's box. And if I open it. We all hear you talk about Italian food. You go to great restaurants. We just went to Romano's Macaroni Grill, you fucking fanuc. Are they threatening him, dude?

Yeah, they are. They're threatening Joe Rogan right now. His family is threatening him. He's a child. Hey, Joe. We heard you used to cry as a little baby, Joe. You were afraid of the dark, Mr. Tough Guy.

Tough Guy Jiu-Jitsu MMA guy. Mr. Black Belt. Your father told me you were afraid of the dark. Because that's where he'd rape you. Things would get really ugly, but see, we don't roll that way.

Us psychopaths... We don't roll that way, Joe, even though we only roll. Even though I'm literally a carbon copy of Janis Soprano. We don't roll that way, Joe, even though people have called me the inspiration for Janis Soprano.

We don't roll that way, even though it is very easy to put me into a ball-shaped form and push me down a mountain. Don't roll that way. Italian Psycho. Italian Psycho. Italian Psycho. Prejudice against Italians.

Prejudice against Italians. Joe Rogan. Do you believe that? Prejudice against Italians. Joe Rogan. Do you believe that? Precious gets Italians. Joe Rogan. You're part of your Italians. Look at these fucking hoagies. He was raised by hoagies. Three quarters Italian.

I don't know, but you better look in the mirror real quick. You better look in the mirror real quick. Because you look just like me. Joe Rogan looks in the mirror and he goes, Yeah, I'm a billionaire. Yeah. It's about time you become a man, Joe, and get to reality. He's not a man. He's literally the man.

He signifies men to most men in this country that at least listen to his fucking show. He's the shit. He's eating elk and shit. He's the ultimate man. Like, can we be honest here? I mean, you know. He's tiny. He's a shit. He's eating elk and shit. He's the ultimate man. Like, can we be honest here? I mean, you know. He's a very self-actualized individual. He's an amazing person. Joe Rogan is an amazing

person. You know, he just does a lot. And so sometimes he fucks up, I guess, but. You were wrong. This guy reminds me so much of my grandfather. Oh, for real? Yeah. Yeah. I hated that guy. Oh, really yeah i love my father well he was a bad guy he treated my dad like shit beat your mom he used to come he was like 80 to

come over and he beat my mom beat but he did he beat he was a cop jesus he used to call like all chinese waiters uh charlie i mean dude that's like every that's every fucking charlie charlie let me see you that's the thing like gen z guys the people that's like every fucking... Charlie, let me see you, Charlie. That's the thing. Gen Z guys, the people that are 20 now, they've never experienced having a World War II. Well, my dad's dad used to wake them up in the middle of the night and make them

clean the streets and do crazy things. Yeah. Like torture. My grandpa would just like... He had polio. He couldn't fucking walk. So he would just like, and he also did a lot of maneuvering and revenge. So your grandfather was like the king of murder ball. He was the king.

He was a big revenge guy. He liked to give revenge to people. That was the thing about my grandpa. Hell yeah. That's funny to say about your grandfather. He was a really adorable guy. Everyone loved him. He loved revenge.

Yeah, he was a big revenge guy. He fucking... He's a big revenge guy. What a funny thing to say. He's in a wheelchair, but he talks exactly like John. Yeah. Oh, no, literally.

He's like, little baby John. Like, I fucking, I can't wait to get revenge. He goes, I fucking can't wait to get revenge on my fucking family, dude. Little baby John. He's like, they're all so fucking gay. And he's like, my fucking grandson thinks revenge on my fucking family, dude. Little baby John.

He's like, they're all so fucking gay. My fucking grandson thinks he fucking knows about guns, dude. He's a fucking queer dude. No, he was a big revenge guy. Revenge. I like that. I, we all know you lied. So everybody's mindful on something, okay?

You're looking at a real cop, real detective, okay? This record is squeaky clean. Let's just get that perspective. Joe, in front of everybody, I'm looking at you and I'm pointing at you. Come here, sit down, and me and you talk. That's it.

Aside from you, Joe Rogan, the last bomb as big as you was when I trained Rocky. He goes, you don't think I could train Joe Rogan? I remember taking Tyson up to the top floor. We'd play with the pigeons. He'd fucking, he'd shadow box with me. I'm Gus D'Amato.

Pretty what was said. I'm a stand-up guy. I ain't like you making up stories so i can make money i don't do that shit especially family i don't do that in pittsburgh i guess they moved to pittsburgh and he's a big steelers fan there i don't really know before you go here and you come here and you sit do me a favor oh they're calling him go by You come here, Joe Rogan You come to our trailer How come Joe Rogan's brother looks like he owns a tiger

and rides a carpet places His brother looks like He should be at a coffee shop in Highland Park He does a podcast in Highland Park He's really into blues guitar Hey, listen, what the fuckers, what the fuck's up looks like yeah like he does like a like a podcast in highland park he's really into blues guitar

about like rock hey listen uh what the fuckers what the fuck's up it's uh joe rogan is uh i we hate him he's my brother-in-law but he doesn't talk to us maybe we're finding out this is why rogan and marin have such bad blood like they just never liked each other because his brother looks just like marin fathers can wish that they can only sit beside them one more last time. I know that's me. Coming out here just trying to connect this selflessly, brother. Tell you what I believe in, Joe.

Family is everything. The schizophrenic Italian ramblin'. Everybody else you meet, you think you're on Broadway, you think you're the disc. First off, family is not everything. No. Okay? If they're great people, they're everything.

And there's another added element of love because they're your family. But family is not everything. If they're shitty family members that suck ass, it is not healthy to keep them in your fucking life. People who say family is everything are people who are burning every bridge in their lives. Yes. And the only ones that stick around are the ones that have to because they're family. You know the original

blood is thicker than water saying adage? So the original, back in the day, I guess the original term was blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb. It literally meant the opposite. So it meant the friends you choose mean more than the people you're born with. Yeah, you can't choose your family.

You can't choose your family. Yeah, exactly. You're born into it, like the mafia. We're all very lucky to have great family, but yeah, no. It's the dumbest sort of cliche. Families hold it over other family members like the mafia does. Extremely toxic people. They hold the element of that biblical, like, family, your own blood.

Yeah, and then Rico charges people. Your own blood. These people all fucking ran off. You're going to abandon your own blood? And I only Rico charges these people all fucking. You're gonna abandon your own blood. And I only raped your baby sister seven times. And you abandoned

your own blood. It's that. It's like, I don't care. Hey, what? I didn't choose anything. Yeah. It's.

You fucking suck. You suck ass. You suck ass. You punch me during Christmas. the rest of my life is based on trying to trying to ignore the fact that we share dna right it's there's a biological thing where it's like okay you raised me or you were around when i was a kid so i have this connection to you but if you're a massive scumbag yeah then leave get out and don't fucking talk to them again it's not it's not meaningful the family thing silliness you don't even know what half the

people that have kids they like oh listen to the conversations they had for those fucking nine months they didn't want to have you it was a mistake they don't care they they then are like all right i guess we got to do this like it's they weren't, you're not precious. A lot of what we think of as this, like, love, this special, it's a chemical, biological, evolutionary mechanisms trying to keep us alive as a species.

Yeah, and back in the day, like, a lot of people had families because they needed some fucking help at their local business. They're like, let's have a couple kids, we just can make some. There's some employees in my car. Yeah, yeah. There's some employees in these balls.

We just raise them for 10, 11 years. Then they can stock the shelves. Yeah, like we bag boys. See, it's like you don't love them. You're just like you're feeding them so they're healthy enough to fucking work for you. You think that everybody else is a bus ride. You get on and you get off oh he's like he's talking he's like this is like charles barkley talking about kevin durant the family

is i'm totally here they barked at me barked at me barked at me i'm barking back but joe you know what you're gonna see well you look like a bloodhound so you're gonna see the real me your real father now. Yeah. Yeah, so the first time ever. Where were you? Where have you fucking been? He goes, oh, wow, finally, at 85.

I can see my real father. Would have been nice when I was trying to learn how to throw a ball. When I was on news radio. Yeah. Hit me up a couple fucking times. Would have been nice when you weren't trying to open cans with my mom's teeth. You fucking piece of shit. Fuck old guys. Yeah. Fuck You fucking piece of shit. Fuck old guys.

Fuck old abusive pieces of shit. It's the reason my dad, you know, wasn't great. I love my father, but all these old fucks, old DNA cocksuckers. Fuck you, you old DNA piece of shit. We're not in the old country anymore.

That entire generation were just alcoholics. Yeah. They were all just alcoholics who had no emotional intelligence. I think the reason he's finally coming out and doing a video like this is because he's probably been drunk for decades. But I think this is like

early stage dementia. Ah, right. The stage of dementia where you really want money. And the family, whoever that lady is, and then the brother, they're all desperate enough. They're all at a point in life where they're like, fuck, brother, he's huge. We can make some money. We should be on his show.

We could do a TikTok and say you're his dad and that type of shit. Well, imagine how boring their lives are. Well, imagine how boring their lives are. So if they're sitting around in Pittsburgh or wherever they move to, and their brother is Joe Rogan, who is on CNN every day. He's the biggest news story on the internet nonstop. Of course they're talking about him all the time. And you know this old manipulative psycho is sitting there going like, that cocksucker lied about me.

And just stewing and sowing dissent until it erupts into this video. Oh, by the way, you know after the cameras went off, he goes, I don't even think he's my kid, that little midget. He didn't get that DNA from me. Even this 80-year-old man can't escape Joe Rogan. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like people usually, they can age out of things. Like this guy doesn't know who the fuck the random TikTok star is, but he can't escape Joe Rogan. No one can. Exactly. Yeah. It must be torture to him. It's like an Edgar Allen Poe story.

Joe got so famous to the point, he's the only type of fame that could come across this old man. It's kind of come across this old kind of sick it's kind of amazing he's a fucking he's a he's a g yeah top g who apparently andrew tate has cancer or something really is that why he's shaving his head his lung cancer or something they said today that's kind of i think they're lying i think they're trying to get him to a hospital in dubai that's every lawyer. That's the classic, like, my client can't we're not getting him out of jail. He's dying. Let him go to a hospital. He's got like a cough. God, he's

him and his poetry on Twitter is really just pathetic. I still get his emails every week. You get Tate emails? Yeah, I signed up for the Tate thing just so I get the emails. They're hilarious. It's like his emails from prison. He's like, last night, he didn't use lube. He's like some faggy Nelson Mandela. He's writing the worst things possible.

It's hilarious. He's just like a pathetic gay Pablo Neruda in prison. He's got human trafficking charges, and he's like, I'm still good. He's been beating up women. It's insane. He's like, now I have lung cancer. But being a top G will fix it. Joke.

Our family is that we're very, very close. No matter what goes on in our family, it has always stayed within our family. This whole joke. This family shit's so fucking great. This whole Joe thing is something very new to us. They use it. It's a Trump card. The family thing is the big Trump card. By the way, Joe, my new name is Parvani.

To respond to him because we've contacted him privately. He doesn't want to hear what we have to say. He doesn't want to hear the truth. But here's the thing. There's no truth. When you make an accusation.

Why the fuck would he care? Why would he give a shit? It's been a decade. His truth is his childhood. Did you fucking contact him when he was trying to go up at the comedy store at 25 years old? It was too late. You missed it. Were you hitting him up before he got fear factor?

There's no proof. There's no truth to what you're saying. So we have a box full of proof, Joe. We have proof from the Attorney General's office. We have proof from the police department. We have proof from legal cases. Whatever you said, my father's a psychopath.

My father beat you. Oh, that's his like... He had other kids later. My father beat women. My father beat that's his oh that's his like uh i think half he had other kids later my father beat women my father beat your mother we have proof joe that it never happened how do you have proof of a of a fucking uh child yeah you can't prove something it's absolutely and also like you know the responding police officer it makes that yeah imagine the cops responding to a fucking domestic abuse charge from a cop

in the fucking 1970s when the fuck this happened. Yeah, of course the cops are going to be like, you know, he's fine. Like we had 24 hour monitoring, video monitors. We know every moment

of your childhood, Joe. Joe. There couldn't have been a beating because we tracked it. Joe, we tracked you your whole life. We saw the Truman Show. We thought they stole our idea.

Real proof. Legal proof. Where's your proof? We got a camera in your toilet, Joe. In your toilet, Joe. We have hundreds of hours of footage of your fucking tape. It's 25 minutes alone with you no cameras nobody around and joe do me a favor when we meet when you it's not gonna happen he's making a lot of assumptions right do me a favor when you meet yeah i'll make sure not to fucking piss on your

grave retard port card from the college who went to the drama school. I know you had a piss that day. There's two parts to this story. What the fuck was that? Because he doesn't know what to do, so he keeps making gay jokes about him going to school for acting and drama. Well, he's also saying that Joe's acting.

He's a drama acting guy. When he says that this guy beat his kids and his wife, it's an acting joke. That's a good acting. When he says that this guy beat his kids and his wife, it's an acting joke. That's a good point. Joe is like a brilliant, like Daniel Day Lewis level actor, and you can see that in The Zookeeper. Oscar worthy performances in news radio. Yeah, in news radio. Okay, so for all you Joe Rogan

fans out there, Joe's been telling his side of the story for 27 plus years. Now it's time for the original Rogans to tell our side of the story. Right. years. Now it's time for the original Rogans to tell our side of the story. Unfortunately, Joe didn't want to address that because he doesn't know how. So we have to address it with you on social media.

He doesn't know how. We go, listen, we've heard the guy. He obviously will never make a living speaking. That's sad. That's pathetic, yeah. That's a living speaking. That's sad. Yeah, that's pathetic. That's a top comment. Yeah, so this is the first comment.

Damn, so what they're really telling us is Joe is 100% right about everything he said about them. Yep. Amazing that they made a video to prove his point for him. Yeah, they have no idea how they appear. Wow, I just gained a lot more respect for Joe after seeing where he came from. Yeah, all right. Yeah. Keep it up.

Keep it up, you old country retards. You fucking guinea retards. Keep it up, you fucking idiots. It's the type of guy that if he has a deaf kid, he snaps at him at the dinner table. Yeah. He's like, he doesn't hear! Wake up! I was talking to you!

And the kid's like... Oh, whoa. Whoa, Joey. Oh, it worked out. That rum. Perfect amount. Perfect amount. Perfect amount.

Did you guys... What was that video that you just had up? What was this? No, with the... Chris. No, the farting. Oh, you want to watch chiropractic farts? Yeah, yeah.

Give me that. There's a lot of chiropractors out there. That's some good shit. Oh, you want to watch chiropractic farts? Yeah, yeah. Give me that. There's a lot of chiropractors out there. That's some good shit. Oh, yes, brother. They're making people... Chiropractors, I didn't know their main thing was to make hot women fart. They got hot, juicy asses with big, thick, foggy farts that need to come out of them. Yeah.

I pray to God, John, if this is fake, you can't... Dude, I was wondering. I'm going to be so mad at you. This is one video. We'll see. All right, let's watch this. Is that farting? I don't know what that is.

Oh, that was so fucking fake. That was so fake. No, no, no. Go to the other ones where they're making them bend on their side and shit. Chiropractors fart. God damn it, John. No, there was one. The one I sent in the fucking group chat.

Devin, go to that one. Go to that one, dipshit. I don't know where that one is. Why are you sending them? All week, I send videos. All fucking week, I send good stuff. I got Twinkasaurus. Twinkasaurus was amazing. I got Twinkasaurus.

I got Joe Rogan's daddy. I got all this shit. There we go. This is the position. Yeah. Dude, I want that. I want that so fucking bad, dude. I don't know what's in me. This guy kicks ass.

He has on the mic set up for the fart. Just relax here. Just kind of sink in. This guy kicks ass He has on the mic set up for the farts This guy's creepy Just like that That's not real Go back That was so fake That's fake but that's a really good fake fart I'm such a stupid idiot

This fucking Professor X is just out there Making people fart. I'm so stupid. I know it's fake, but it's still funny. I don't know, though, but the mic's... No, dude, that was sick. This looks like the position. That's good.

You're going to keep that hooked. Keep it hooked. Good, deep breath. Keep that hooked. All right, now keep my cock in your mouth. Okay. That's good. Deep breath in. John, this is so funny. I don't know, man.

I want to believe you. That's John. That's John. You idiot. Listen, what we got to do is we got to get a chiropractor and set me up in that. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. And then we'll find out.

You'd shit all over his face. He'd projectile diarrhea. He. You'd shit all over his face. You'd projectile diarrhea. You'd projectile diarrhea all over him. These are fake, John. God, you're an idiot. I don't know, man. God, you're a dust. Listen, dude.

You thought those were real? Hey, fuck you, dude. Those are obvious fake farts. Hey, listen. Listen. I'm trying to find the hottest shit I could find. Well, you missed the mark on that one. I missed it a little bit.

The hottest shit. I can't be 100% accurate. Now, you got- I can't be 100% all the time. You got cocky with the Twinkers video, and now you think that everything you find is going to be gold. I've been sending videos that I think are good. That was a fake video.

I think. All right. I want to get into this. Did you guys- Remember when we were on the show a long time ago? I think are good. That was a fake video. All right, I want to get into this. Did you guys, remember when we were on the show a long time ago, we did a whole thing about this one woman that works for the LAPD, and she was pretty hot, and she killed a guy. She's really into guns, and she joined the LAPD, and then shot a guy.

Classic episode. Killed him. Classic ep somewhere. I don't know. But so Tony McBride, that was her name, is an LAPD cop who killed Daniel Hernandez in a mental health crisis in 2018. Yeah, that's right. He was having a real mental health crisis with a fucking knife.

That's right. Yeah. She killed a guy with a knife. Yeah. Her sister, Jacqueline McBride, LAPD cop, she became LAPD too. She just killed a woman in Rampart. Oh, she's in Rampart division?

Yeah. Oh. So this is the girl that initially, this is the starter kill, and her sister joined too and also started killing. There's the family of killers. There's these sexy serial killers that keep joining the LAPD.

Women shouldn't be cops. Looks kill. Women shouldn't be police officers because the... I agree. The physical threat... You have to be... Okay, women are more likely

to pull their fucking guns out because they're physically smaller. It used to be you had to be six feet or up to be a cop in LAPD. Now it's like you get these 5'5 retards and now they're letting women in.

They shouldn't be cops I don't really understand why women are cops I don't get it if a guy's physically imposing and he's gonna beat the shit out of you right the guy who's also his size who's also a cop might be like okay I'm gonna tussle with this guy versus the woman who's like yeah he's gonna kill me

I'm gonna shoot him immediately women shouldn't be cops you're just gonna get a lot more dead people on the street it's the same reason that men who don't know how to handle themselves Women shouldn't be cops. You're just going to get a lot more dead people on the street. It's the same reason that men who don't know how to handle themselves physically shouldn't be cops. Because they get intimidated, they get scared, and they start shooting. And that's

for a long time, I've been saying. Attractive women should be considered the same as fat men in the police force. Well, they're all weak people. Physically weak people. Physically weak people should not be cops. The only female cop should be

huge. Or that chick that had sex with all the other cops. Oh, that one. And that bitch, that lady that had sex with all the cops, now she's claiming rape. She's claiming that they groomed her. The whole station

raped you. Yeah, the whole station. Five of them over and over again. You're a cum-addicted filthy slut cop. Stop acting like you got raped. You were addicted to cum. Nobody gets fucked on a boat in a gang bang. Cum-addicted filthy slut cop should be the name of the punk band.

There was a great band called Fag Cop for a while. Welcome, come addicted filthy slut cops. You have arrived. One, two, three. It's like Green Room. Yeah, no, they shouldn't be. Women shouldn't be in any position of power.

No. 100% agree. All right. Moving on. I had a girl tell me recently, we were doing this weird game. If you could go back in time and kill anybody, who would it be? And I was like, Hitler, of course. Yeah.

And she said, Susan B. Anthony. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, why? I said, what? She made the flag, right? She was like, a woman, a hero of women. And so I said, what? She made the flag, right? She was like a woman, a hero of women. And so I said, what are you talking about? And she goes, well, because I could have just been staying at home and not working.

She fought for us to be. Oh, that bitch fought for. Wait, was the suffragette? Yeah. That is annoying. I get that. That was going to happen eventually. That happened to me.

Imagine wanting to work. Hilarious. Ridiculous. And now they don't want. They me. Imagine wanting to work. Hilarious. Ridiculous. And now they don't want, they still don't want to work. It's insane. We got you. Yeah. We got you.

If I could sign a paper right now that says I can't vote, but I don't have to work. Yeah. Easy. Signed. Easiest decision of my life. I would happily be subjugated if it meant I don't have to work. Go ahead. Call me whatever you want.

Put me in whatever. I'll make you steak every night. Not even reading the terms, I agree. I agree. Sign up. In perpetuity, buddy. It's like updating iTunes. I don't give a shit.

Fucking, I'm supposed to want to work. That's just so funny. His fucking skirts. Wanting to work. Also, what's hilarious is people that work, we all work, obviously, but anybody working that also still has that mindset of like, I don't fucking know what he tells me what to do, brother. I fucking do what I want.

I'm my own man. Really? You get paid two weeks after you work. Yeah, insane. You get paid two weeks. We should clock out. After you already did the, insane. You get paid two weeks. We should clock out. After you already did the shit. You should get paid immediately after the day.

The second you clock out, that should be in your fucking bank account. If you work for Target and two weeks go by, you work for two weeks and you die the day your paychecks due. That means you died and you spent the last two weeks of your life doing volunteer work for Target. How rich is Target, Gunn? We're all cucks.

By the way, how much money is Target pocketed on dead guys? Tons. Imagine Walmart, dude. All those greeters. Oh, God. They're dying. They're dropping like flies. Yeah, that's like they're fucking,

they're like, oh, the overhead. Oh, yeah, Walmart. Walmart has corpses. They're higher than deadest guys. Yeah, yeah. They have mass graves in the back. If you go to a Walmart, you walk past a 110-year-old man

sitting at the stand, like, letting you in and out. The mortality rate of a Walmart greeter is like that of a World War II frontliner. No, they're like out of 300. There's oracles standing at the door. It's like behind enemy lines when they're taking pictures of the mass graves

from the F-16. They're flying over Walmart. It's just mass graves and greeters in the back. Walmart has their own graveyard with those white stones. Yeah, there's like a Russian guy with a sniper rifle walking by at Walmart. Oh, man. What is that filthy whore's name, by the way?

Tony McBride. Jacqueline McBride's her sister who just also got a confirmed kill. Put her on the screen because what a hot piece of ass she is. She killed a man. She killed a mentally disabled man. Jesus Christ. Who can sympathize with her more than Joey?

I would let her do whatever she wanted to do. She killed a mentally disabled man. Let her double tap you on the chest? Well, please. Obviously, the guy she killed was retarded for the pussy. Pussy so good it made him retarded. Cop pussy got me acting strange Did you guys see this video

This guy he started Trying to rally people at an airport Because he was angry He started singing not afraid by Eminem No Oh god No Everybody turn their video on I'm not afraid Oh, do full screen this.

Oh, dude. He thinks the whole airport's going to enjoy it. Let's bring a little Detroit to town. Not afraid. I got pre-checked. They didn't abide by my TSA pre-check. In his mind, there's going to be a pilot and a stewardess singing with him. He thinks they come out.

In his mind, he thinks they lift him up, and he starts rapping. The bartender at the airport bar starts singing. It's just like there's a family from Wisconsin with their luggage. I'm not afraid. To take a stand. Delta Airlines is fucking up.

A little bit of radio head. Amazing Grace. He's going through like a shuffle of unifying songs. Does he think Radiohead did Amazing Grace? This is a guy that hangs out at a park. And a couple of times in his life, he's gotten guys at the park to sing along with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so now he thinks, I could do this again. You know, I could get along with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so now he thinks, I could do this again.

You know, I could get this going again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it didn't work this time. And it did not work. It did not work in the terminal. How sweet the sound. There's a song written for slavery, by the way. Yeah, he's singing Amazing Grace, and he's like,

we all know this one. It was by Yellow Card. Come on! Remember that slave anthem that was done by Blink-182? Go ahead, pull your gun and put a bomb in your head! Come on, everybody! Come on!

He's saying, put your gun to my head. That'd be so sick if a guy walked over and blew his brains out. Put your guns in your head! Put your gun to my head. That'd be so sick if a guy walked over and blew his brains out. I'm not afraid! He's stuck up! Everybody! Come take my hand! We'll take this world together! Through the storm!

Through the storm. Everybody! Come take my hand! This world we'll take together! Through the storm! Imagine if they let this guy on the plane. You're like, this world we'll take together. And stop. Imagine if they let this guy on the plane. You're like, this guy is on my flight. He's on my flight?

He calls his dad. He's like, OK, my bad. He goes, all right, all right. I got it. He goes, I got it. He goes, I learned my lesson. I learned my lesson. And you're sitting next to him on your flight, six hours to New York.

You're like, oh, God. And he's like, what do you do for a living he's like i'll take the chicken uh he's watching mr and mrs smith yeah he's a chicken what do you guys have you guys have any ipas everybody come take my hand this world we'll take together oh hell yeah dude what a statement he's making well he realized

they should have when you go through TSA and they scan everything they should do a like a brain scan a mental health scan cause it's insane it would be better if this guy snuck in bombs than himself. Like, him being him is worse than if he snuck in weapons.

I'd rather be sitting next to a shoe bomb than this man. I'd rather be sitting next to a fucking guy from, like, Uganda with a bomb in his shoe than this man. Uganda? What the fuck? The classic bombers from man. Uganda. What the fuck? The classic bombers from Uganda. Uganda. Wasn't there a guy

in the shoe bomber? Wasn't he African? I believe he was Pakistani. Could have been. I thought he was from Africa. You might be right. Yeah, he could have been.

You seem confident in a weird way. Yeah, no, I think you're right. I'm right. Also, you're so wrong crazily all the time. So goddamn right, I'm wrong. But also, you're so wrong crazily all the time. So goddamn right, I'm wrong. Look it up. Let's just look this up real quick.

Shoe bomber? What do you look like? He could have been Somali. Let's say Somali. Those guys aren't making bombs. Somali? He was like... He does not look... He's like...

Come on, this guy... Is that a lead singer? We're not going to tell by looking at him. Dude, he's got some sick-ass Nikes. What was his name? Richard Reed. His name was Richard Reed? Richard Colvin Reed, also known as the shoe bomber

of the failed shoe bombing on a transatlantic flight. What terror group? London. Born in London. What terror group, though? I don't know? I could tell you. London! Born in London. Yeah, what terror group though? What terror group? I don't know. I could tell you. Who was it? I knew DC was giving bad info again. Well, cause he looks kind of

He looks like he got He looks like a big fan of Blackstar. What terror group radicalized him? Islamic radicalization. He joined the Brixton Mosque. Okay. Finsbury Park Mosque in North London. Yeah.

Where did he fly to? By Abu Hamza al-Masri. Where did he fly to? I have to piss myself. Yeah. One of the leaders of the foil plan. He was trying to bomb the American embassy in Paris. Yeah.

He spent 1999 and 2000 in Pakistan. There we go. Okay. Terrorist camp in Afghanistan. There we go. Yeah. Okay. Soist camp in Afghanistan. There we go. Yeah. Okay. So he was, yeah.

He looks fucking. So what happens is they go to a mosque. It's a risky mosque. And then they fly to fucking, you know, wherever the bum fuck retard down in Pakistan or Afghanistan. They learn how to make bombs and shit. That's how it always happens. Okay. Yeah.

Well, fuck. I thought, wasn't there, I think there was an African guy that tried bombing a plane. Oh, yeah, dude. Bombing. Al-Shabaab in Boko Haram. African bombing plane. Well, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I just blamed Africans for nothing.

Yeah, you know, it's okay. My apologies, folks. We've been doing it since the dawn of time. What do you want out of me? Nothing. How you been, Johnny? You got those big old BLs, dude. How's the dating field going for you, pal?

The dating field? Ew. I'm kind of taking it easy. After getting out of, you know, I'm just focusing. I need to clean my room, number one. Number two, I need to lose the fucking. I'm getting JP on this one. I got to get my life together.

I gained like 20 pounds. I feel fucking sick. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, you gained some weight. Gained some weight. You got to get my life together. I gained like 20 pounds. I feel fucking sick. Yeah. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, you gained some weight. Gained some weight. You got to get back on track. I got to get back on track.

So I'm focusing on jits and just fucking focusing on myself, basically. Good. But yeah. You got any numbers from the bar? No, not yet. I'm just relaxing. Who was the lady lately? Wasn't there somebody like last week

You know There's some people I'm coy Joey's the pussy announcement guy I'm a coy little Joey called me a southern belle on the way here I'm like whatever Yeah

I'm a coy little southern belle Sure You're nothing but a southern bell you eat like a southern bell that's god damn dude i fucking enough of you and the doritos already you gotta stop sending doritos messages doritos dude uh john they never got back john wrote doritos an email i wrote an email because their new flavor is so good he wrote them an email i wrote what was the flavor it was the new barbecue flavor the new barbecue i wrote him an email and they thought i was uh complaining but in reality i

was sending them a compliment why they think you were complaining because i think they're not very good auto they auto yeah i think they auto realize oh no i got one email back so okay i wrote doritos an email said this barbecue chip's the best fucking barbecue chip i ever had and then the first email i got was like i'm so sorry that you had this experience. We'll fix this. And then the second email I got back was from, like, a Pakistani guy. And he was like, listen, dude, thank you so much. And, like, we make Doritos for people like you.

It was phenomenal. Oh, that's really, that's like a sad state of affairs in our lives. You know, whatever. It's, you know, when I was a kid, I think I talked about this on the idea. Joseph, come take a seat. Yeah, I wrote a gun company, a fan letter, and they sent me a bunch of cool swag. I got to be, too. Why don't you two?

Oh, is this Otter Free Radio? Why don't you two bears do some Otter Free? Otter Free Radio. Get in the power seat, Joey. All right, what are we looking up do some otter free? Otter free radio. Get in the power seat, Joey. All right, what are we looking up that's otter free? What were you guys just talking about? Devin's trying to get answers about the dating scene for me,

and I was like, you know, I'm a coy little southern belle like we talked about on the way over here. See, you weren't giving details. No, buddy, I don't kiss and tell. No, don't do that. No, you're like, listen, you're taking some time. You just got out of a big breakup. Yeah, I'm doing my thing. He's a gentleman.

He's got to recover from a breakup. I'm heartbroken. He's a sweet little bear. I'm heartbroken. I choose, I think about positive things. Yeah. About every ex of mine. I think about when I made them laugh and when I made them happy.

You focus on the positive memories. Absolutely. That's what carries you. Sure. I think a lot of guys, they get negative, and they start hating women and shit, and it just turns you into a big fag. You start listening to Andrew Tate videos.

You start listening to Andrew Tate videos, you think. It's kind of like, yo, porn isn't a reality when it comes to sex. These guys, they watch Andrew Tate, and they think that's a reality when it comes to relationships. It's just not the truth. Big point here is that John is a gentleman. Went through a breakup recently. He's single.

If you're a hot chick out there and you're tired of guys with faking cancer and stuff like that, I would hit John up. John Badman. I was about to start getting into it. John Badman on Instagram. I would.

What I like is the boys. That's what I like our fans hit me up about. If you got industrial accident videos, if you got fucking guys getting executed in the Ukraine or some shit, hit me up with that. That makes my teeth white. And I apologize for trying to do a pussy announcement, but you're saying what am I supposed to do?

I love. It's okay. I love all your exes. I love single. I might be, yeah. What am I supposed to do? That's okay. I love all your exes. I love everybody. I'm just saying, there's one we don't love, but that's fine. I don't like any of your exes.

T-Bone fucking Jesus. Oh, we can't talk about her. Whatever. All I'm saying is, I love everybody. We're moving on. Even the women John's dated have to be named after food.

John's like, well, there was McRib back in 2013. Then I was with T-Bone. Shamrock Shake just broke up with me. I'm not even over hoagie, dude. What do we got? Well, we... How long have we done? I'm not trying to wrap it up,

but how long have we done? Because I have an idea for something. We've done about an hour. Oh, fuck off, really? So, great. So, John's Gun Corner. I think we're done. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Still John's Gun Corner. I have one question I want to get to, but you guys run the rampage. All right, you guys have questions because I couldn't find... I have some questions on my phone. I have one that's actually a good question. I got a bunch.

I got a bunch. All right. These cocksuckers. Well, we're back and we're back. We hope you enjoyed the show we just did, folks. We're about to enter into a little segment called John's Gun Court. This involves a man with little to no experience with weapons. Zero.

Giving advice on weapons. Mm. If you're entertained, we're entertained, too. This is John's Gun Corner, starting right now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Where'd you get the AR? I don't know, John.

Go. Joey. Do it. Oh, can I read mine? No, no, no. It's a good one. It my God. Where'd you get the AR? I don't know, John. Go. Joey. Do it. Oh, can I read mine? No, no, no. It's a good one. It's good. No, you can't moderate your own gun corner.

I like this one. It's a good one. No, nobody gives a fuck what you want. No, it's like a good. You can't. You don't know what's good about gun corner. I know what's good, you son of a bitch. Let me see yours.

It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. You guys got the questions? Come on. Oh, this one sucks. I know. John is so delusional about what's funny about Gun Corner.

All right, whatever. Fuck it. Play it. Run it back. Let the boy cook. We're going back? No, no, no, no. Let's do one more song.

Okay, do one more song. Well, week after week, the people hit up the big man for questions about guns. Oh, yeah. John's Gun Corner is overtaking lives. It's taking over the country. It's taking over Hate Watch. the country. It's taking over Hatewatch. It's a

big man who lives on Doritos and Red Bull. You're asking him for advice on things he never uses, folks. Has it? Tactical strategy from a man who shits the best. You want advice on tactical strategy? you go straight to Big Fat John.

Yes. Okay. All right. Welcome to John's Gun Corner. Okay, here's one. First one. This is in no particular order. He's got two guns on his hand.

Yeah. He goes, ask John what his favorite World War II weapon was. MG-42. Let's see how smart this fag really is. MG-42. From creds. What's so good about that? What is it?

What is it? It was just the light machine gun the Germans used to fucking slap shit. It had such a high rate of fire that the U.S. Army put out a training video telling soldiers not be scared of it. What did they give them a particular thing to look out for? Was it like watch out? Well, it sounded like a chainsaw when it was going off. It was like, the MG42

is just the sickest. So it was basically like here. It's still used today. They're like, this sounds more intimidating than it actually is. Yeah, its bark is stronger than its bite, I think was the actual quote from the video. But it's like not accurate. No, it was a good ass weapon, yeah. Great light machine gun. Okay, I like that answer. No, it was a good-ass weapon, yeah. Great light machine gun. Okay, I like that answer.

Okay, here is another one. Props to John for being in the verdun of food service. Which gun would he find the most... That's a great reference, thank you. Verdun, good job. Which gun would he find the most satisfying to mow down the entire bar during a rush? Okay, listen.

You don't answer that on YouTube. you find the most satisfying to mow down the entire bar during a rush? Okay, listen. You don't answer that on YouTube. Oh, I've said this many times. If allegedly I had to use a self-defense weapon in the bar or somebody was in my face or something, the most satisfying to me would be a little detective gun. Like a hooker gun.

A little hooker's boot. Yeah, something you'd kill. Just put them in a little hooker's boot. Yeah, something you'd kill. Just put them in the stomach and they feel it. Yeah, exactly. Very good. Very good, John. Thank you.

Okay, so here is the one that you wanted to read. This guy sent it to me as well. He's a great dude. Let's talk about this. I think it's nice. He goes, John, huge fan. This is so boring. Say their names.

It's a real one. No, I will. I thought about this one all day. This is such a boring fucking quote because it's a real one. And I love this guy.. Say your names. It's a real one. No, I will. I thought about this one all day. This is such a boring fucking question because it's a real one. And I love this guy. I love this guy. He's a good guy. He goes, John Hedgefan, I have a question for you.

Which one would you say is the most iconic weapon? The AK-47 or the M4A1? Why? If you're from Chile, South America. He's from Chile, dude? From Chile, bro. Damn. Go. What's his name? JP? JP. He's from Chile, dude? From Chile, bro. Damn. Go.

What's his name? JP? JP. JP. JP Ryder Morgan? I love that guy. Love that guy. Just subscribe to the Patreon.

Congrats, pal. We got good boys. Congrats. We got some good boys on the page. AK-47 is, I think for sure, killed more people. Which one's more iconic, though? More iconic? That's a hard question.

AK-47 seems like... I'm leaning towards AK. It's like defending a mall. I'm leaning towards AK. More iconic, though. More iconic? That's a hard question. AK-47 seems like... I'm leaning towards AK. It's like defending a mall. I'm leaning towards AK. More iconic, why? Just because... It's killed more people. It's been used in more rap videos.

It's fucking more dangerous. It's the memefied... It's the bad guy gun. Although the AR is just like... And I assume he meant by like M4A1. He meant like the AR platform or whatever. All right. But yeah.

Okay. Well, you heard that answer. You loved it because it was on John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah. John's Gun Corner.

Oh, yeah. He's on an all-liquid fast, folks Yeah, I'm fast But that doesn't cut out rum I'm drinking rum, dude He's drinking rum He's drinking Perrier

He's drinking cum It's the all-liquid fast by John On John's Gun Corner Yeah Oh, yeah Give me a naughty one, dude Give me a bad boy I'm a bad boy.

I'm holding a gun on my friend right now. Allegedly, YouTube. And you love it, YouTube. That's a beating gun. Oh, God. I have a very good question. Pause. Give me the best one.

Pause, pause, pause. This is the best. And I have to actually stand up for this. Stand up. Stand up. Okay. Well, I have to. Okay.

You got to get on this wire web you're in. It's crazy. I'm all out. You can't really stand. You're out of the shot if you stand. Stand up. Okay. Well, I have to... Okay, so... You gotta get on this wire web you're in. It's crazy. I'm all... You can't really stand. You're out of the shot if you stand. Stand up. So, no, I don't... That'd be like Dexter's Lab or whatever.

So this is perfect. It goes... Oh, God, this is... Whoever sent this, I have your name somewhere. Would John be able to theoretically use his jiu-jitsu combat training to disarm an untrained gunman? No. Such as Devin?

If you had him at gunpoint? And can the listeners get a demonstration? Matthew J. Now I'm going to get up. Get out of the room. My answer is no. Well, try. I'm going to try. Say I come up to you

like I have some sort of osteoporosis. I come up to you like I have a muscle disease. Do you have osteoporosis. Sit in my spot. I come up to you like I have a muscle disease. How would I do this? And I go, do you have osteoporosis? And then I go, no,

try to do it real. Try to do it real. So what, I hold a gun on John? So, so yeah, so, so John's like,

all right, you're asking John for directions. So say I go, John, how do I get to seven? And I go, you motherfucker. I'm trying to do a takedown.

It's hard in the chair. I would easily shoot you right in the head. You're dead. You're dead meat. I'd kill John. I'd shoot him right in the head. So he couldn't do it. Let's change back. Sorry, Matthew. All the scrambled eggs in his brain would fly out.

His liquid fast, unfortunately, it's ten frappuccinos. John's liquid, unfortunately, it's 10 frappuccinos. John's liquid fast involves a lot of caramel frappuccinos. I've had zero. John, there was literally a period of time when John was living. Oh, God, he injured himself. Tell this on mic. You just injured yourself.

John, you injured yourself? What the hell? I tried to do the fucking, oh, my God, it's all fucked up. Wait, hold on. Did you actually hurt yourself? No, I'll be okay. My knee hit the leg on your chin. By the way, real quick, do you remember this period of time when John was living in San Diego? He was living with a...

I was having frappuccinos. He was living with a dying legend. Yeah. He was living with a... Public figure. Legendary public figure. Who's dying That's it That's the last

Rest in peace That's the last thing he said Yeah Mel Torme And Yeah Legend Legendary figure

I won't say it Yeah Mel Torme He's a legendary writer And John was friends with him John was friends with him Nothing to be ashamed of Which is awesome

There's nothing to be ashamed of It's really cool Yeah But John was living with the guy Who was doing Uber And John was trying to lose weight, and John would drive out from San Diego to L.A. to hang out with us here and there.

Yeah. And I would talk to him. I don't remember this at all. And John would say, of course you don't. No, I remember the Frappuccino diet. I don't remember driving out. You have AIDS, Brian. John, literally, your brain is being eaten alive

by gay sperm. Yeah, gay sperm. And John would go, dude, I'm on a fucking diet right now. All I had today was a fucking frappuccino, dude. And every day he was drinking one frappuccino all, he would, you'd milk

it all day, right? As you Ubered people. You drink one frappuccino all fucking day i was living off sugar water that was your that was your diet it was like weight watchers that was gainers the only nutrient on that the only nutrients you hang on this head what are we going oh you're getting a call joey's about to get out of here dude joey's about to get some pussy. All right. What's up? Tell you, she know we're fucking recording.

I'm potting. Get out of here. What are you doing? She goes, he goes, I'm potting. What are you doing? Are you ready to,

are we still meeting? Yeah, of course. All right, see ya. Why did you call? What's up? Jesus Christ, the answer to the phone? See you soon, see you soon.

Sorry sorry sorry Yeah see you at 8 Sorry guys I'm a pussy magnet What the fuck She's actually coming Yeah yeah Wow

You're like I guarantee You're fucking Actually secretly disappointed That she's actually coming I kinda wanted to get Hammered with you guys You didn't wanna do this

You have She's really hot though What if John and I John and I can go We can go hang out around you? By the way, no, I'm kidding. I'm not going on a date. Jesus Christ.

I was goofing. What? All the other women are going to be like... No. No, it's an old friend. It's a real old friend. Oh, look at him putting up the fucking... It's an old friend.

What? What? It's an old friend. Well, sometimes there's room for multiple segments and Joey's Pussy Corner. Oh, yeah. It's Joey's Pussy Corner. I have a good one for this. Rarely do they show up,

but when they do, Joey's forced to pretend to be a human. What? He's forced to not drink for at least three more hours. Joey's Pussy Corner. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Sorry to cut your song off, but I actually have a funny Joey's Pussy Corner thing. Do it. Do it. Do it. Wait, can I read it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me read it. So I released that pussy announcement on Lemon Party, and this is one of the messages that I got.

Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Should I read it as a hen? No. Oh, I'll read it as a... As me. Let me read it. Come here.

I forgot one part of it. Yeah, just read it as you. Okay, okay. Not a hot woman, but I'd be willing to fuck. Wait, start over. Wait, hold on. Listen. No, no, it gets better, Devin.

It gets better. Start for the beginning. Start for the beginning. There you go. Listen. Devin, Devin. I look like Jack Palin. Let him go. Let him go. Not a hot woman, but I'd be Jack Palin. Let it go.

Not a hot woman, but I'd be willing to fuck. I'm just a guy and I'm not gay. I am not gay. But I figured you might want to fuck a guy, so I'd offer it to you. Oh, hell yeah. Once again, I'm not at all gay. I'm just being nice. I just am trying to be nice.

What the fuck? We got wig splitters out there. We got fucking guys who are willing to give us their asses. They're not even gay. These are rider guys. These are rider guys. Who is that?

Hey, Watchers, baby. I can't remember his name. These are some fucking real splitters. Listen, listen. Listen. Oh, my God. There's real ones out there. You want your cap peeled?

Fuck with Hey, Watchers. Let's do one more John's Gun Corps. I have two more. Do a little song for John's. Go back to John's Gun Corps. Well, sometimes you got two friends. They're both gaining weight. At a rapid rate.

I'm losing. I lost five pounds. You can only hope they'll find it in themselves to stop. You look nice, Joey. find it in themselves to stop. You look nice, Joey. One of them's gaining weight. He's being an otter. More than the other.

And I won't let him know which one it is. It's John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah. It's John's Gun Corner. Welcome. He wears white shirts that are covered in stains. Yeah, dude, they're fucked. The shirt is slowly turning black from the grime on his body. It's John's Gun Corner.

Yes! All right, welcome to John's Gun Corner. Here's a question for John. All right, welcome to John's Gun Corner. Here's a question for John. Great. John's got a which weapon of choice that is not a gun would you use to defend yourself from someone with a gun? You can't run away. Shooter must be dealt with.

This guy's alias is John Can't Shoot for Shit. His alias is John Can't Shoot away. Shooter must be dealt with. This guy's alias is John Can't Shoot for Shit. His alias is John Can't Shoot for Shit. When he's asking me to use a non-gun. Yeah, he's asking you He's fantasizing. He's fantasizing killing me. He knows you can't shoot for shit.

So what do you do without a gun? A gun that I can't do to samurai swords. I just fucking go in there. You're going to take a samurai sword? Like an anime character and I just split him in half. Well, the guy has a gun, though.

He has a gun? Well, come to my house, motherfucker. Let's do this. No, no. In this scenario that he's giving you, it's you versus a guy

with a gun. A guy with a gun. You need a non-gun weapon to fight him. Actually, a grenade launcher is not a gun. It's a grenade. It's like not a gun. It's a grenade. It's like a projectile.

Technically, what's a gun? I mean, I would just say anything that fires a bullet. So wait, how do you classify a bullet? What's a bullet? Good question. It's his size, right? Like a howitzer would be firing him. It's like a millimeter or something. Yeah an artiller, a piece of artiller, like a howitzer would be firing him. It's like a pipe millimeter

or something. Yeah, yeah. I think it was small. Whatever. Yeah. What are you burping into the mic now? Yeah, it's like

really professional, John. Thanks for, okay. Last question, last question. Do you want to do one more song or should we just go? He burps in the mic. He doesn't take the art of podcasting seriously.

I do. He's a big ogre that I do the show with. I've known him for over a decade. And he never changes. It's John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah. Never change once, folks. Never once thought to make some new decisions in life.

I've never changed, dude. I'm consistent. That's John on John's Gun Corner. That's a good thing. Yeah. He'll always remain himself. It's beautiful. Despite the horror it brings his own life.

That's beautiful. He'll always remain himself. A lot of people call it a lack of growth. But Johnny calls it persistency. Persistence. it persistency. Persistence. Consistency. Some people might say he's got an unwillingness to change. I don't, honey.

I just say it's John's gun corner, baby. Yeah. Give it to me. Starting the last question. Yeah. What a segment. Oh, yeah. Wow.

Wow. Wowee. And that song gets me every question. What a segment. Oh, yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow-wee. And that song gets me every time. I love it. It's an amazing tune. It's good. I'm talking about you singing it. Oh, yeah.

I feel like I've gotten worse and worse by the week, but I'm going to keep trying. No, no. It's a gig that requires you to come up with new lyrics every week. It's a new lyric on the fly every time. It's like all I can do is... Unfortunately, I go towards fat jokes because it's low-hanging fruit, but John's not even fat. It's the easiest thing to go fly every time. It's like all I can do is, you know, and I, I, I, unfortunately I go towards fat jokes because it's, it's low hanging fruit, but John's not even fat. It's the easiest thing to go at.

Devin is so funny. Devin's so, Devin gets so self-conscious when he calls me fat. I don't, I don't like doing it because you're my best friend. You're one of my best friends. I love you Devin. Devin's always like Devin. I know it's a big deal for fat. I don't care.

I know it's a big deal for fat fucks like you. You're joking. Okay. Okay. Guys, guys, guys. Guys, guys, guys. guys, guys, guys, guys, okay.

All right, last question, we'll wrap it up. Which gun, this is from a schizophrenic guy. Fuck yeah, dude.

Which gun would be best to shoot and kill six Slovakian children before turning the barrel and blasting your own skull?

Don't answer that. That's a silly question. That's a silly, sick question. What a dark question. no,

no, guys, guys, guys, this is the corner. We're not doing that. No, that's what silly, sick question. What a dark question. Hey, no, no, guys, guys, guys. Children are the future. This is the corner. Children are the future. We're not doing that.

No, that's what the corner is. No, Slovakians. They're people, too. They put their pants on every morning. Why Slovakians? Like, are they in a fight right now? Because he's a schizophrenic. I don't know.

Slovakian isn't even a thing. I think it's Czechoslovakian or... Regardless... This guy's like, which gun would you use to kill... It's a hypothetical fucking fact. What gun would you use to kill Luca Doncic? I'm not signing off on this. I don't condone what this guy is saying.

I don't condone it, so I'm not answering. No, no, no. You have to. It's a hypothetical. It's a hypothetical? Well, what does it mean? What does it mean, Dibs? You have their six...

Okay, there's six adults I have to... No, no, adults. They're going to be running... That looks like you're missing the whole point. We're on YouTube here. Stop. Stop. We're not going to do that.

Okay, so there's six teddy bears out there. Right? Inanimate objects. Slovakian. And they can run and they're small. No, they're like, well, in this moment. Who is this guy? He's a listener.

What is it? Putin? Who is it? Who's sending you questions? Very good. I mean, something. He's one of your listeners. He's one of your listeners. He's one of your biggest fans.

I know. It's a fight. I asked him who he was, and he goes, I've been subscribing to Devin Gusta for 10 plus years. Well, I love that man. I love him. I'm just saying we can't. He's a YouTube fan? He's a YouTube fan.

He's a fan of City Guys? He's kind of learned. He grew up on Devin, so this kind of stuff is. Somebody looks at you the way you look at Kobe. I appreciate that a lot. You're pushing them away. I'm not trying to push them away. I'm just trying to avoid our channel being taken down.

So, John, don't... So, teddy bears. Teddy bears. Six teddy bears out there. Chimpanzees. Okay, because I'm wearing the cross. They can move. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. This is also a fantasy of mine. The chimp farm. Well, we've always talked here on Hate Watch. I don't know if you can go back to our archives.

We had about a month straight where John and I were both obsessed with killing chimpanzees. It would be sick if we had a farm of chimpanzees where we could like – We could blow them up with like rocket launchers. Yeah, because it's not – I looked it up. I did the legality. It's illegal. It's actually legal. It's illegal, but it's –

Oh, it is? It's illegal as fuck. Yeah, kill a chimp. I looked it up. I did the legality. It's illegal. It's actually legal. It's illegal. Oh, it is? It's illegal as fuck. Yeah, kill a chimp. I thought we could. Yeah, but we can get away with it if we have like 150 acres. Right. You know what I mean? How are they going to know?

How are they going to know? We don't know. They don't know we have a chimp. And it would be funny. It'd be funny. Because they walk all human. No, because it's like the closest thing you could get to murder without actually murdering. Yeah, it's a mild human.

But the funniest thing would be tying a chimpanzee up to the end of a Toyota Yaris and driving it 60 miles an hour until there's nothing left. Sending the video to PETA. Driven by twinkers. Twinkers. It's in rocks and shit. Six teddy bears is a fucking AR-15. There we go.

Okay. All right, that's your answer. Is that it? Is that all the questions? I don't like that, by the way. That's kind of crazy you answered that. Yeah, All right, that's your answer. Is that it? Is that all the questions? I don't like that, by the way. That's kind of crazy you answered that. Yeah, that's kind of sick. Oh, it's sick that I answered it?

Why'd you answer that, you fucking piece of shit? You're weird. Sorry, fellas. John's Good Corner got weird. Sorry, fellas. Oh, we got dark. I got a couple John's Good Corner questions. Okay.

Yeah, what do you want? Recently on Instagram. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. They're in requests. Non-stop. Here's see. They're in requests. Non-stop.

Would you recommend buying body armor? Oh, here we go. John. Question for John's Gun Corner. Well, there's another question for John's Gun Corner. Gimme, gimme. The big man's looking at me all sultry right now. He's staring at me from across the room.

There's green in back of him. It's quite beautiful, actually. I love this man. He's got an obligatory snake tattoo on his arm. He didn't want it. He makes bad decisions, folks. And you're asking him questions. On Sean's Gun Corner. Oh, folks. You're asking him questions. On Sean's Gun Corner.

Oh, yeah. His nipples show through his shirt. Oh, yeah. Don't do that. You can't even tell if it's a nipple or some type of skittle. Stop it. Oh, yeah.

Don't turn on my nipples, dude. That's cold, man. Heat wash podcast. Yeah. Does a.22 bounce around in a head like they say in mafia movies? Dude, I actually fucking watched a thing on this. I don't think it does. I don't think it does.

Andrew Gill. I think it's an urban legend. Thank you, Andrew Gill. I mean, I could be wrong. Does it bounce around? I don't know. I don't think it does. I don't think it does because I think it was proven wrong. Does it bounce around? I don't know. I don't think it does. I don't think it does

because I think it was proven wrong. What does that mean? It means 22 has enough power to penetrate your skull, but it doesn't have enough power to leave it. To leave it, so it just keeps moving.

If it doesn't leave, unless it sticks in the other side of the skull, it might bounce. I think that's the reason. Jesus Christ. This is a light topic. Joe Pesci in Casino

made it sound like it just bounces around forever. He made it sound like it just bounces around forever i don't think it does and i think the reason 22s are used by assassins or whatever if they're used a hitman um is because they're very 22s are very easily silenced to the point where you it just sounds like like in movies when you hear a silenced weapon firing that's how 22 sound in real life when they fire silence but like like a 9mm that's silenced doesn't sound like it. Yeah, I've shot a silenced.45 before.

It sounds like a book hitting a table. It doesn't sound like a gunshot. That's the whole point. Right, but so like if you watch John Wick, for example, they're shooting silenced.45s at each other. Doesn't sound like that. In like a crowded subway station. And yeah, in real life, you shoot one of those,

everyone's looking, and it's kind of fake. The point of a silencer is to not silence the bullet as much as to make it not sound like a gunshot. So it could be easily mistaken for maybe somebody hitting

a wood against a wall. Construction work, whatever. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, I want to head to the Patreon, but I'm a little worried Joey doesn't have time because he's got a hot date.

No, I do not. Joey doesn't have time. Why don't we do this tomorrow before the Jon Jones fight? Well, I was thinking we either... I don't care. What time are you off tomorrow? I got to go get my hair cut later at night. So it's either you do it, Jon Joey.

You don't have your hair... I got it scheduled. I already paid for it. Already paid for the cut dog. What? Who the fuck pays preemptively for hair? This is all depression right here. You sent money before the haircut.

I've never heard of that. It's a blind barber. They got some lame ass thing. He's a blind man. Well, that explains a lot about how you look. I was like, oh yeah. If somebody finds A blind barber

John It's gonna be John My buddy's a barber there And I wanna go there So what time Could you do this tomorrow? I'm going directly from work To the barber shop

I have 45 minutes You can clock out In the middle of the pod Yeah we can do 45 minutes Alright we're gonna Go to the Patreon folks God bless you Yeah

God bless you all here Yeah By the way I'm meeting my friend Andrew on, folks. God bless you. God bless you all here. Yeah. By the way, I'm meeting my friend Andrew, not a woman. That's right. Yeah, he's meeting Andrew. Joey's meeting up with Andrew, folks. Andrew's got some big tits. And Andrew's got some huge knockers.

Andrew's got a nice ass. Yeah. And Andrew will bring nothing to the table in terms of conversation this is insane and Joey's about to meet Andrew we hope you've enjoyed the show this is the Haywatch podcast here

Haywatch with Devin Costa Haywatch with Sean Batman on Instagram Haywatch with Joey Arlofler on Instagram we love you we hope you love us. If you don't, we don't really care. Just stop listening or commenting or whatever.

That's about it. We recorded a really good episode of Gutter Oil. It's going to be coming out next week. Yeah, nobody cares about Gutter Oil. Gutter Oil rocks. Don't listen. Fuck you. Don't listen to John's podcast.

God bless you. Don't listen to John's podcast. It sucks. It sucks. He's wasting our time. God bless you. Good night.