Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Pride Month Peterson

Episode Date: July 4, 2022

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I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you, and I hate you nuts, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you. Alright. Hello. Hey. John and I fresh off some trips. Oh, yeah. Two trips.

Just out here having fun. Living the first week of summer. Is that officially the first week of summer? Was it? Yeah, June 20th. It's the first week of summer. All right. Kicking off a hot girl summer.

Hot girl summer, white boy summer. Nice. White boy summer, yeah. Well, I'm back from South Dakota. I visited Joey. Nearly died a few times probably. off hot girl summer hot girl summer white boy summer nice yeah white boy summer yeah well i'm back from south dakota visited joey nearly died a few times probably just from just from internal issues you know when your your your back hurts so much probably just from internal things but you keep cracking it like it's not it's just a it's a bonus i gotta just crack my back just keep that fluid moving can't crack the kidneys. You know?

You can't go to the chiropractor and be like, just work out my liver. Can you drain my liver a little bit? Can you fucking, yeah. Just do something. Give me a dialysis bag at the chiropractor. You go to dialysis because you're hungover. But yeah, I don't want to say too much about the trip

because Joey's going to be back and we can do a big full recap. And I'm sure he remembers a lot. But John, you were in, where were you, in Seattle? I met a girl. You were hanging out with Gabby Petito. Yeah, she lives in a truck and she's like real like dances with wolves. You know when Cosner's in the middle of nowhere and he's just doing all his stuff.

Speaking of Cosner, I went to Deadwood, the town. The first thing we asked people was you guys, what do you think of Cosner? And they all go, if I never saw that guy again he'd be the greatest thing ever. Every worker in South Dakota fucking hates Kevin Costner. Jesus.

They hate him. Apparently he's a huge dick. Yeah. And he tried to open up a fine dining restaurant in Deadwood and all these Appalachian, Ozark people were like, get this shit out of our town. The fuck is Francois? Yeah, sashimi.

Why don't you suck my pussy? Faggot tartar lick my butt pussy fucking asshole it really was like everybody I asked has Cosner been here and they were like

fuck that guy fuck Kevin Cosner I used to fill up gas next to me. If you went to the Chevron where I grew up, he was living in the neighborhood, and he would fill up his... If you went to the Chevron on a Saturday morning, like four in the morning,

you'd see Costner there with all of his ATVs, and he'd be filling them up. He's just a fake cowboy. The guy thinks he's Wyatt Earp. Yeah, I feel like his people are so detached from reality, they just detach themselves. They had the most fun playing. You're Kevin Costner.

I love when actors think they are just becoming the role that they're known for. They act like that's who they actually are. It's always hilarious. I heard that Louis story where Louis had to pitch an award show speech to Martin Sheen. And Martin Sheen picked up the phone. He was working on a Civil War movie movie and he wouldn't break character. He's like, he's like,

who is this? Mr. Louis CK. You want a lick of whiskey, Mr. CK. Yeah. Those guys are retarded.

But, um, so, uh, yeah, no, she's, uh,

so I went out there and, uh, she's got like a sick rig. It's like, got like a fridge in it. It's like a Chevy. She like, it's one of those people that can did she do this during like covid like where everyone converted their like vans into like a home and shit so like she it's just like this is probably an eight foot

bed and then like you just got like a fridge and like uh pretty like a secondary battery and shit to like run everything off of and like there's like switches and shit's like the millennium falcon in there it's fucking insane and uh but yeah i go out there and uh i proceed to have like the best week of my life but like i i mean since in a while sure yeah like you're abusing the best week i use the best week but best week of my life since probably our vacant little road trip sure you know what i mean and then i don't remember a week that good previous to that you know what i mean i hear you but uh yeah i was uh so we're like the crazy thing is is like you have to like pick like the whole we did one night where we like stayed overnight in seattle which was like kind of freaky right how do you where do you park and see i mean we

parked in like a fucking ace hardware parking lot oh Oh, yeah? You guys slept in the Chaz? Yeah, we were in the Chaz. That fucking guerrilla warfare guy's there. He's with the two machine guns. Oh, dude, she took me down Aurora Boulevard with all the hookers. It was like Grand Theft Auto. It was fucking insane. It's like the red light district?

Dude, there's like 300 hookers out. There's so many hookers walking around. It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my life. And they don't police it? No. cops are just don't give a shit it's i i've never been to a big major city where i was just like you know when you go to a new city you get that serotonin rush and you're like oh it's in chicago yeah it's good it's the best seattle and i was just like eh like it's just seattle like yeah yeah it was pretty it was green but it was like there's something really dirty like in la you got to have strip clubs, like in industrial parks, like in commercial areas.

Like there, they're just in the middle of like residential zones and shit. And it was just like, I don't know about this. Yeah. But yeah, we, we, the first night we go out there, we're like in an Ace Harbor parking lot and we didn't realize we were in front of a preschool and like. You're not allowed to, you guys fuck probably in the van. That's like, yeah. And the van totally looked, it looked like the truck, looked like a pedophile was just yeah and like we're we're like going to sleep and like there's somebody like outside with like a

flashlight it's like going through it and like you know it was like it was real like fucking like how often did that happen did people come and wake you guys up uh only the first night but i think it was because we were in front of like a school yeah but like we literally were having sex that next morning and like there's a knock on the back door and like i had to like deal with like two seattle police officers and like oh shit it was crazy what do they say what's the problem there i if she wasn't there i would have gone to jail like i'm thoroughly convinced like really yes like if she wasn't there to prove i was like straight like it was in front of a preschool and it was like it was it was fucking wild oh man but uh like you looked like kevin spacey's assistant dude i went i hopped out of the truck and was like yeah we're just waiting for waste

hardware to open up like you know just we're gonna go like in the woods we're buying some lions but um i i totally know some people in the preschool were like some fucking pedophiles parked out front like you gotta come out here um but yeah it was it was fucking sick we uh we went to the we spent like a bunch of time in the olympic national forest and like went down and like we stayed this place called lower queets valley it was like 25 miles away from anywhere yeah it was just amazing. Nice. So nothing insane happened besides the cops? Cops. I saw a bunch of UFOs one night.

Like, it was crazy. I don't know what, I know you guys are looking at me. It's like, you know what I mean. So a UFO? Yeah, no. Okay, so like, it was like this fucking empty beach. And like, we were, you could see the Milky Way. It was like so clear.

And she was like, let's go, like, look for UFOs. And I was like, bullshit. Like, no fucking way. Got to the beach, and and like we're like laying down and like looking in the distance and like you can see satellites it's that clear like you know those little pinpricks and they're like flying and you could see like in front of us was the ocean and beyond that was canada you could see like the mountains of canada and we're sitting there and like we start seeing this like fading white light that keeps blinking and going in and out. And then, like, moving to the left and then coming in again and then blinking and then moving back.

And then, like, we saw, like, two other lights that were moving in, like, a weird, like, X pattern, like, way off in the distance. And they weren't airplanes. Like, you could see the airplane traces. It was just fucking weird, man. Sounds like satellites. No, satellites, you can tell, like, it's like a pinprick. And it just moves across the horizon. Like, satellites don't diverge. They don like a pinprick. It moves across the horizon. Satellites don't diverge.

They're in orbit. Yeah, maybe. You're like, oh, I'm looking at the Milky Way. It's just your cum on the roof of the van. No, it was fun. It was fucking awesome. That's cool. It's always fun to go do something you don't know how it's going to go.

Yeah, I was really nervous, but then it just turned out to be amazing. I told everyone in South Dakota I love Trump. I just pandered the whole time. Anytime I wasn't sure if a guy liked me or not, I was like, anyway, we just got to get these fucking libs out of this country. We've got to get Trump back and all that. And immediately, they just love you. It's great.

Yeah, they're Republican. You just converse about like how bad it is that jordan peterson got kicked off of twitter with everybody yeah it's terrible they probably they're so they probably think jordan peterson's like gay they're like wear suits and speaking of jordan peterson john have you seen this uh he he's just the guy has just finished it's so sad he's just he was yeah he was just so willfully misrepresented by so many people for so long yeah he's like gaslight and then had and the only people that supported him were like you know you're ben shapiro's that type of shit where it's like he's just now he's off the zoo like sucks ass now he's just like

an idiot at this point and so he like tweeted some weird shit about Elliot Page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Twitter suspended him. And then he put out this like very angry like video. Yeah, on Daily Watch. She doesn't have tits anymore. On the Daily Watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. He's like, I liked small tits. Juno was great. What do you have titties? As long as they're not fatties. Juno. Who cares? Juno was a quirk fest.

I love Juno. Juno's so pure. It's a goddamn hamburger phone. It's fucking hilarious. And now she's a fucking trans. Why does he care? Dude, it's his fucking grift at this point. It's like sad.

Let's watch some of it. It's his fucking grift at this point it's like sad let's watch some of it he's he's fucking he's it's a it's a real downfall he's in like trans psychosis yeah like he he go at some point he's like on a loop he's just like is it he her or he then and is it ellen or elliot and when and precisely yeah he's like he's he's like George Carlin during that period when he was like George Carlin was getting made fun of. Where he was like breaking words down too much. Jordan Peterson's doing that with trans people. Alright, come on. Play the fucking video you cocksuckers.

Here we go. Play! This looks like that uh jesus christ listen oh oh my god he looks like something out of starship troopers like one of those propaganda videos like he got a few days ago i penned an irritated tweet one of the latest happenings on the increasingly heated culture he's dressed like he works for Al Capone. In response to the decision of an actress... Me and Scarface.

...in Ellen Elliot Page. I told Twitter, don't you ever fuck me. I was talking to Meyer Lansky the other day, and it came to my attention, he's a goddamn Jew. The only Jew I fuck with is Shappie. and he's a goddamn Jew. The only Jew I fuck with is Shappy. It is now apparently mandatory and I'm probably doing it wrong nonetheless as you're doing it wrong is the whole point

of what has been made mandatory. But also- They got a studio for this. I'm trying to make a point. It fucking blows my mind. I've essentially been banned from Twitter as a consequence. He's not banned.

They suspended you for like an hour. Although technically I have been suspended. But the suspension will not be lifted unless I delete the hateful tweet in question. And I would rather die than do that. Really? I would rather die than do that. Although who the hell knows. Come for me.

Increasingly strange days. Fuck with me, Twitter. It'll get biblical. I will die for my cause. Hello, everyone. Hello. George. Organization.

Gandhi. MLK and JP. Sensorial actions. I should at least know exactly what I did wrong. If I'm required to acknowledge that my tweet violated the Twitter rule. Talking so seriously about a tweet, you're just automatically going to look like an idiot. Jordan Peterson, he looks wild.

You know that picture of St. Valentine's Day massacre with all the guys against the wall? He looks like he wears spurs around the house. He looks like he goes to the footlocker. He's like, where are your spurs? I need chaps. I need to go. He's the cowboy that is the dandy.

He's like the cowboy that shows up and plays poker real good. You can't get on, fatty. You'll tip the stagecoach. Because such things matter when the accusations start flying. So what did I say that might constitute? He says everything so angry and pointed. I know. Like he used to just like say stuff and now he's like,

like, and even with him saying just and you're like, God, he's so pissed at the word and precisely. He needs to go back on the bars. Well, yeah, I liked him more.

It's like Eminem, like early Eminem. It's like he got sober and he's putting out recovery now. Was it sin? This is Jordan Peterson. This is revival. Old rules applicable even a decade ago. Oh, you're going to ban me from Twitter. Well, that's an awfully hot coffee pot.

Perhaps the cardinal's sin for thousands of years previously it still might be regarded as unacceptable to the woke authoritarian moralists who now insist for example that we celebrate pride month not hour or day or week but month and there's literally jordan there's tons of months like there's like you know instead of l of LGBT plus month or whatever else alphabet acronym, which is currently insisted upon as the only acceptable enlightened terminology. Hasn't there always been a pride month? For a while, there's been a pride month, I thought, right? He's saying it was demonized before,

and the reason for pride was because it was considered a sin being gay. I mean, it still is. Let's make that clear yeah it isn't but uh yeah oh oh i see what he's doing oh yeah like he's like everyone he's like everyone accepts you now so why do you even yeah what's the point of the money it's what everyone's saying it's just now unlikable because he said it i don't think the pride month is about like, you know, like the Cain and Abel, like one of them had a sheep, like the biblical pride. Like there's many definitions of words.

Like, I mean, yeah, it's pride month. Fucking. Yeah. Well, that's what we're talking about.

Precisely. Like these definitions. Isn't there like save the world month or some shit where everybody goes green? Like, isn't there a bunch of different months? Like, yeah,

I thought there's a, yeah, there's a month for everything there's a month for fucking everything except white people yeah where's our month we got the whole fucking year well i'd like them to specify one we got the whole goddamn year i'd like them to specify one make it clear for one keep in mind this is a white year but you get your little black month. Yeah. It's wild. It's almost like, it's almost,

they're two sides of the same coin. Like these kind of like. He used to just kick so much ass, this guy. I'm sure he can, I'm sure if he got, if you got him in front of a mic and like,

and like, like sat in front of some fucking like. Yeah, just get him in front of a mic. You can still battle. Yeah. They're like, they're like JP,

like you pulled, like you pulled, they're like, you pulled a lickety split in the first round. JP's like, I don't give a fuck who it is. Fuck the free world. 3-1-3 He went to Cranbrook. He's a cultural

Marxist hub. So my boy Ben did fuck his sister. I'm still standing here screaming, fuck Ellie Page. Oh, fuck. All right, let's keep going.

I'll deadname you, bitch. I don't regard you. I will deadname you. I will deadname you. I will put you in a body bag. You'll be so deadnamed. I will body bag you. Classically regarded as a sin,

I don't see that sexual orientation or sexual desire of any sort is something to celebrate or to take pride in. And so what I said was very fact. That's a point. I get that.

I do think it's weird how everyone nowadays leads with who they like to come around. That's odd. I shouldn't have to think about that. I don't care. But everyone, it's like everyone off the bat, they like listen i like to come next to women or i like to come next to men i don't care who i come around it's just a very strange it's a little forward earlier this year someone in like a like an honest conversation like a totally casual conversation

just like asked me if i was a sub or a dom and i was like what it's a very casual thing what the fuck that's all we do that's all we do give like what none of your business dom john you're really cool guy i know we just met but uh who do you like to get cleaned out by do you in what position do you like to get cleaned out you know it's it's like it's so fucking boring do you like do you like to have shit impacted in your ass from below or from above i know we met four minutes ago this is the way come on it's can i piss in your face i'm a progressive remember when they used to say like like if you had like a yellow bandana on your back pocket like it meant you like piss like you remember that shit like high school there's a million of those things for gay people especially when you're in high school in our era oh yeah everyone had a thing i was like if you wear white pants you like anal sex

if you wear great khakis dude that means you love bukkakis well what's the thing with the earring which which ear yeah the right ear i got my right ear pierced and like my my mom was like my mom kept going like that's that's the thing with the earring? Which ear? The right ear. The right ear. I got my right ear pierced, and my mom kept going, like, that's the gay side, Johnny. And I kept being like, I would just be like, I just kept torturing her. I'd be like, yeah, you know, I just can't suck in cock now. I just love sucking cock.

All right. Hurt someone's feelings. How? Because I pointed out that pride goes before it's insane it's like the luck of the Irish there's three dudes, leprechauns stacked up and his head is put on it

yeah it's just three leprechauns in a fucking trench coat like on top of each other but in a three piece suit warn those who are about to fall into a pit that the path they are on leads suddenly downhill. Wait, this is like a three-parter? It's a bunch of parts.

A few days ago, I did an irritated tweet. Alan slash Elliot has undoubtedly... He loves that. He loves to purposely not... she's elliot or he's elliot now sorry jesus sorry has she done any as as he done anything to him or like what did anything happen that oh i mean she's he's been um uh he i think he got elliot called out some people without evidence of some stuff uh i think he's a hypocrite or whatever about some bullshit but everyone is in hollywood you know leading with their identity here's the deal man like i

said leading with who they fuck or what they what they are imagine like being like i want to be a man now yeah like you do all this stuff yeah you just look like a 14 year old boy yeah like that would suck i wish he was elliot page and jun I would've been funnier. Yeah. That would've been great. It's like the pregnant man emoji. Like, you know, I just, you know, just living in hell.

Now we live in utter hell. There'd be a scene in a, in June where she gets mad at the owner of a business. Cause there's no tampons in the men's bathroom. Right. She's like, what is this? Well, now, now she's in Southons in the men's bathroom. She's like, what is this? Now she's Jordan Peterson.

In South Dakota, I couldn't tell. It was like they went with the whole gender neutral bathrooms, but it just said at a bar, it just said whatever. I love seeing those. It was like a man with half a skirt on. I love seeing those.

It was kind of like like fuck you but yeah sure have a little fun with it you know i like that so-called courage and remember the white house itself has tweeted out every indication of believing in the courage of those who transition enticed many i'm leaning on my tommy gun right now, most likely, to blame her emergent, pubescent self-consciousness, confusion, and discomfort on being born in the wrong body and believing that the courageous self-affirming...

My daughter feeds me steak with sedatives in it every night. Dude, let's look at that real quick. Look at this shit. He has such a weird relationship with his daughter. Look at just, like, the thumbnails. The problem, hookup culture and gender differences and they're both looking at each other

like they just fucked. I mean, literally. It's like every night I have Michaela feed me poison mushrooms and she nurses me back to health as a piano plays in the distance. She puts a block between my feet and then she slams them with sledgehammers.

He's just beating her to death with a typewriter. So you're trans. What's the problem with my kink being my ankles broken? Oh, really? We all have a thing. You goddamn trans people, you don't think I like a sledgehammer to the balls? I got caught in a snowstorm, and Michaela was the one who saved me.

I like being tied up like a mental patient, bludgeoned until the point of needing medical help. I like being put in a medically induced coma, and then my family asks the doctor to jack me off while I'm in induced coma. And then my family asked the doctor to jack me off while I'm in the coma. Oh, God. Yeah, it's really weird,

like turn of the century, like creepy. Like, I love my daughter. It really is turn of the century. It's like, she's so perfect. She's the most perfect alien woman on planet Earth.

Michaela, did you go, did you pick mushrooms today? I hope they're the ones that make my tummy hurt. Do you have a cold washcloth, Michaela? Their life is an A24 film. Michaela, what that pussy do? Michaela,

what that mouth do, you goddamn you whore? Riding the back of my fame with your steak show. Your show where you talk about steak. I started the steak industry. That was my grift. My grift was meat.

All you did was suck my meat. I love your beef flaps. Your pussy looks like bulgogi, Michael. That's why I had to eat it. I like to put some kimchi on it. You got that KBBQ pussy. All you can eat. You got that 1999 pussy.

All you can eat, Michaela. All you can eat, Michaela. There's a buzzer in my office that summons Michaela. Like a waitress at a Korean barbecue. Her pussy comes with potato salad and little noodles. Every time I fuck Michaela, they never bring me enough rice paper. I like to wrap her up in rice paper and eat her out. Oh what happened to her like russian husband is that like still oh who knows he probably got indicted or something for some bullshit he got killed by john wick oh speaking of which did we talk about fucking

jeslene maxwell yeah she got less time than r kelly yeah yeah win women. I'm happy for them. They needed a win that week. Yeah. They needed a win. They needed a win. They lost Roe v. Wade. They lost Roe v. Wade, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I got to say, a couple weeks, or what has it been, a week and a half gone by? Week and a half.

Yeah, I don't care anymore. That's how it goes. They'll figure it out. That woman facilitated the rape of minors with high members of our society. No, we have no info on it, of course. There's no info on even how the court case really went yeah you know there's like drawings you're like we get a doodle you're not even sure if it happened yeah like somebody made an action sketch of it so it's like drawn dicks and they're like here you go it's wild they only like why

can't you just take a picture yeah what is this weird art weird fucking rule let's take a photo because it's a federal case so there's no you know cameras allowed you got a dude with some charcoal in there like some art student i mean it's also just a picture it's just completely insane that r kelly got more time than that woman i mean she is yeah horrific human like r kelly but not the same no that is That is insane. Come on. R. Kelly was like Chuck Berry level. You know what I mean? He's like transferring minors across state lines. Like Ghislaine.

How the fuck do you say her name? Ghislaine? I think it's Ghislaine. Ghislaine. I thought it was Ghislaine. If you respect her, it's Ghislaine. It's Ghislaine. I don't know how he respects her.

It's called Ghislaine. Ghislaine. Come buck it, Maxwell. Yeah, it's like. Fucking old whore. Well the what what what we're gonna find out now madam come bucket piece of shit pedophile aid i wonder if she starts talking in prison to like people around her that would be that's gonna be interesting yeah yeah yeah that'd be cool yeah i don't know you know uh but pull up that that take of that dude on Roe v. Wade.

Everyone's been talking about it. He's like blaming... He's essentially saying... You sent it to me? Yeah, I sent it to you. He's... I forget his name, but he's essentially saying that like Jews... Oh, Nick Fuentes? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jews did this? That guy's out of his mind.

This guy's like 14 years old. He's like this huge Republican online. Not even a Republican. Just an insane guy. That Amy Coney Barrett, a Catholic woman, could be appointed in her place? Roe vs. Wade would still be the law of the land. Think about that. Think about that shit.

If Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a Jewish woman, didn't die last year so that Amy Coney Barrett, a Catholic woman, could be appointed to the bench we would still have shoulders now you tell me that this is a judeo-christian country now you tell me that this i just saw the af at the bottom for a second i thought it was the as fuck uh atc i was like all things comedy is doing this it's a judeo-christian movement you tell me that it doesn't matter i feel like we're living

in a lot of these jews like a fake thing yeah well this is everyone telling me that it doesn't this is what everyone looks like starship troopers or like fucking tropic thunder like it's crazy everyone's show is just like just put up new york in the background and i'm gonna yell like i'm gonna be a jew hating piece of shit yeah i'm gonna be anti-semitic that's what every show is everyone's like i got got New York in the background. You know, city, no Jews there. Yeah. And I'm going to yell about the Jews.

Yeah. That's how hardcore I am. I'm going to do it with their fucking city. Yeah, exactly. In the background, fucking Jews. Better after a decision like this. Fucking Jews. Tell me that with a straight face, that it doesn't matter that we had a court that had

four Jewish people on it and we have subtract one Jewish woman and increase one Catholic woman and then another six million and we're doing something right Americans will live in states with no abortion because of that change because we have a Jewish woman and now we have a Catholic woman tell me religion doesn't matter tell me that this dispute between judeo majority of americans doesn't matter it absolutely matters it makes all the difference because clearly oh really what's ridiculous about it richie i'll tell you i kind of think he's great it's ridiculous i'll tell you it's a ridiculous take because jewish people would not uh just let

perfectly fucking suckable baby dicks die like that. That's true. That's true. Yeah. That's true. Jews would not do that. That's very true. They love live baby dicks.

Epstein. What'd you say? They like fucking them, too. Yeah, exactly. It's crazy. Oh, I forgot Epstein was a Jew. That was the thing. That's the crazy thing about the Epstein case is What's wild about that is that it was like a shadow

group of Ashkenazi supremacists. It was very weird. Us Jews need more chattel to get into sex labor. I love that word. That's such a great word. Chattel. Should we keep going with this? I don't know what he's rambling about.

He's rambling as if Catholics... It's more psychosis. Everybody today,ambling as if Catholics It's more psychosis. Like everybody today, Peterson and this guy are just in psychosis. But there's four of them. Yeah. I mean, it's just a bunch of You're telling me. It's a bunch of unfunny Anthony Kamias. Yeah. Like at least Anthony Kamias can make his like anti-Semitism, his black

hatred kind of funny. Yeah. Even though it's despicable, you know. He takes it a little too far. Takes a little too far. I still think he's one of the funniest people ever, but... Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's probably, like, the worst guy that I secretly still love.

Secretly? Not secretly, but... I fucking love that motherfucker. I love him to death, but I'm not going to go run through the streets and wear a compound media shirt. He's like your dad that just goes too crazy. Like, he just went off the deep end. Like, I miss when he was, like, cooler.

He's like John Blaine. Yeah. I'm still going to watch Red River. Oh, yeah. You know? I don't want to hear his thoughts on the natives love that motherfucker yeah all right enough of this guy um should we watch a little more of the jps yeah yeah go back to jp i mean they're on youtube there's like a 14 minute one we got it i mean we've already pretty much you don't want to listen to me for 14 minutes? How long precisely do you want to listen to me? How much time do you need? How long until the sauce is ready, mama?

Slash Elliot or whatever the hell. He's so upset at her name. There's so much vitriol. So much vitriol. Vitriol in my tone. More culpability for that. And finally, with regard to... He's got a really good evil one-eye pop that he leans into sometimes.

So to speak, regrets about that phrase. It is clearly the case that the surgical operation performed by the butchers who butchered Elliot... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. He's like... She's a monster? Elliot Page, my favorite character in Gangs of New York. Yeah.

Killed by Bill the Butcher. I'm gonna speak you to not have him in a teacher and not have tits with this knife, Elliot. I mean, that's the type of stuff where it's like, all right, dude, of course you're now gonna get the trans community on your back you're just being a dick yeah i know yeah you're saying they're being butch like if you know she wanted to do it she did it who cares how is that different than some chick loaded up with botox yeah right you know like who gives a shit right exactly let him do it whatever was legal so was it criminal also you know his his

better point which listen i'm not gonna i'm not gonna sound any better than him right now saying it but like his the best point to make would be like this needs to stop happening because it's likely a career move so people are almost hurting yeah real trans people that have to do it where it's like all these hollywood people i'm like is this just so you get a big boost in your career? Now, you know, nobody really had heard about you for a while. Now you're trans. Now you're on all the shows again. You have a few options.

You can go trans. You can say you're like suicidal now and depressed and go on like the mental health thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The old school one is rehab. Rehab, exactly. Sobriety. That's it. Still have Demi L lovato you know right right is a california sober yeah all the dumbest people on earth are all suffering from intense mental illness yes they're all so smart they just they thought their

way into a corner in their mind a bunch of idiots just about they just think too much demi lovato just she can't even she can't break out of this mental prison she's created for herself. You're like, hey Demi, spell cat. Oh, play MGK. That flows perfectly. Oh yeah, I actually just watched MGK's documentary and I saw this scene

in it. Life in Pink? Where he exploits his mixed daughter for 90 minutes? Yeah, it's like if Kurt Cobain was retarded and talentless. He talks about almost killing himself. Something I'm proud of. It wasn't my choice to have that in a documentary, I think. Oh, no, keep it.

Why is he dressed up? Why has he got Betty Rubble on that? No, he's talking about... Oh, you played it? Yeah, I played it for a second or two. Start it from the beginning. How have you... This is where the clip you sent me started

that was kind of where I started realizing like something's not right yeah you're retarded here's the thing MGK you were deprived of oxygen at birth and the doctors

they didn't tell your family about it but the umbilical cord was stuck around your neck, and now you're this. You're very famous, and you make a lot of money, and you fuck Mac and Fox, but you're talentless, and your thoughts don't matter. Yo, you just saying, they just not ready for me. Dude, I'm not kidding.

This documentary that I was watching, it is, his music, it's because it's, he switched to Blink-182 style music, so he makes pop rock now. Yeah. it's the worst music i've like ever heard like is it even like at the fair like that stuff or is it that is way better no it's like trying to be like that there's like a more emo sound i went in my car the other day i was driving and i went through all his songs i was like was he even ever like at rap? I mean, he could rap fast, but did he ever make a song that is listenable? All I remember is Wild Boy or whatever.

He is talentless musically. He has zero musical talent. He's cool. His songs are horrible. His songs are horrible. They're fucking horrible. ...healed from that experience that you went through. Look at his fucking Betty Rubble.

I just want to hear him say i think that some of those things like uh and speaking on the truth dude he's retarded he's like so i'm just trying to like find my words like my mind is just always on that's always their excuse i'm just i think so much like it's like i can't even get the words out yo like i'm'm here, but my mind is in the studio. Yeah. It's also on a lot of ketamine, but, like, it's also in the studio. So I gave everyone full permission to put things in there. Certain things didn't make it in there, which I'm glad they didn't. But, I mean, it's been an interesting two years of the fame taking on a different life than I could have imagined it doing. Maybe it's me simultaneously. The most sabotager I've ever witnessed. fame taking on a different life than I could have imagined it doing and then me

simultaneously. I'm a tager I've ever witnessed. Well, hopefully you didn't tattoo pink on your body. It's coming up. Did I put the shotgun in my mouth? Oh my god, please kill yourself. Yelling on the phone.

He's in a big argument with Megan Fox at the moment. Oh, that sounds cool. Megan Fox probably getting rail-bellied by eight men. The He's in a big argument with Megan Fox at the moment. Oh, that sounds cool. Megan Fox probably getting railed by like eight men. The barrel's in my mouth. And I go to cock the shotgun and the bullet, as it comes back up, the shell just gets jammed.

This is such a lie. This didn't happen. That definitely could happen. He's just retarded and doesn't have a load of shotgun. This did not happen. If we cut to the real scene right now, the shotgun is a super soaker. Yeah.

Okay? He's like, I'm realizing, like, something's not right. I gotta screw loose, dog. Yo, like, I gotta screw loose, dog. How sick would it be

if he blew his head off with a shotgun? That would be so fucking cool. I would love that. It would be very funny. And then Megan. I'd be so happy. If I woke up and got that news in the morning, I'd be like,

you're a little extra pep in my stuff. You know what I mean? I'd be like, fuck yeah, dude. It wouldn't be much of a mess either. Oh, no. Yeah. It's just. Because there's nothing upstairs.

There's nothing up there. Nothing up there. It's like a mess either. Oh, no. Yeah. It's just because there's nothing upstairs. Nothing up there. It's like a water balloon. There's just a bunch of water everywhere. The cops are like, oh my God, this is the truest form of a waterhead I've ever seen. This hardwood's gonna

get logged. We need to get the body out of here. The hardwood's getting moldy. Machine Gun Kelly's brains off of it. Oh, God. We are very mean. Sorry, Machine Gun Kelly, but off of it. Oh, God. We are very mean. Sorry, Machine Gun Kelly, but you suck and you're a cancer in our society. And I'm sick of hearing your awful music and I'm sick of you being a public figure. I've never heard it.

You have. You ever gone to like Walmart? I've heard. That's where it is. They play it at Walmart? Sure. I'm sure they do. I remember when like that first song you came out with.

That's all I remember hearing. And then I'm sure they do. I remember when that first song he came out with. That's all I remember hearing. Wild Boy? I'm a wild boy. That shit. And then all of a sudden, it's just like, he's just everywhere. He's just cool looking. He can rap. He's a decent rapper.

I'm sure he's a better rapper than most people. He's tone deaf. He has no... His beats are awful. It's just... He's just an annoying person, annoying person he's also just super annoying i watched some of the documentary and he like comes out of the studio and it just finished like the album and he's like he immediately you know he gets a tattoo across his neck and then

he gets in his ferrari or something lights a blunt immediately it's just like we gotta like car test this album i'm driving fast listening to the whole album, dog. And then gets pulled over. Everything's just staged. I feel like it's all staged. It's all staged. He's a fraud. I mean, he's just... He thinks he's like a rock star now.

There are no... The last rock star is Jack White. They're all drinking. Him and Megan Fox are drinking each other's blood. Hopefully one of you has AIDS. I know. he kills himself if he killed cool if he killed and then you get to hear uh megan fox like still try to slip in being intellectual when she's being like interviewed about it yeah like it was horrible his brains got all over my first edition of infinite chest which i've read three times by the way yeah aren't they like saying stuff like that like they're acting like like they read infinite jest yeah she always tries to you know uh shoehorn in the fact like don't forget i read

i read i'm really smart i'm megan fox yeah she has like paragraphs all over like her body and shit yeah probably oscar wilde quotes yeah yeah it's more like it's probably coach carter you're like this quote this is there's a big paragraph on my rib cage that's john q um but yeah there was something else in the documentary that i saw that was really hilarious where he's oh there's like a whole portion of it where they can't help but show it like they talk about how hated he is. So like half the concerts he does, like he's getting booed off stage and people are throwing shit at him and like half of the documentary is about his plight

through people knowing his music sucks and hating him. Yeah. When he shows up randomly at an event. Oh, so it's not even like concerts. It's not even like his concert, like he'll be on stage too. Like, oh, it's like before somebody they want to see and they're like, what the fuck? Fucking Machine Gun Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly. He's trying to do his rock bullshit. Acting like he's fucking Johnny Rotten. With his pink hair. He's such a fucking... He's a phony. The album's called Tickets to My Downfall.

Damn, brother. To my downfall! It's literally only big because it's all used on TikTok. If you go on TikTok, all the fucking brain-dead 13-year-old incest babies on there are just blasting Machine Gun Kelly. If you go on TikTok, there's a whole underworld

of the dumbest people you could ever imagine. I don't even care if they're kids. Just fucking put them down. Roe v. Wade being, it does suck because we should abort like almost every child in this country because they're all just going to wind up on tiktok and then just go shoot up a school or something and so there isn't a whole underworld on tiktok of just like it's just like dancing 15 year olds like showing their camel toe and then just a bunch of like just like three-eyed babies in cages like in appalachia like in the just a bunch of like just like three-eyed babies in cages like in appalachia like in the basement and they're like just like living off of like monster energy

drinks and just blast the machine gun kelly in the sun it's fucking what a world we live in the imagery devon i i like i could i have a i have good good imagery they call me uh who's good with imagery name a right author i don't know i don't know all right it doesn't matter okay what are we gay i've always modeled myself after the you're just like yeah hey you remind me of rl stein with your imagery um what's what's next oh wait no there was one other thing i wanted to say about there do you remember the one uh part where they play like a phone message of uh him and pete davidson or they're talking he's like yo i'm gonna send you a copy of the album right now to bring to space

he's and then he's just like dude i'm gonna blast that in space dude that's gonna be crazy him and je Jeff Bezos listening to MGK in space together. Oh, God. Dude, it was fucking crazy. We put on my fucking boy, Machine Gun Kelly, and rocked out with Bezos, dude. It was fucking sick. Then Bezos fucking let out a fucking huge rip, bro. Like a huge fart.

Dude, Bezos lets them rip, bro. Dehydrated food really makes you fucking fart, bro. Like, when you're up there and you're having astronaut ice cream, it's fucking crazy, dude. Dude, it's crazy because, like, astronaut ice cream, like, I'm like, what? It's not even melting. Like, what is this? It's dairy, but it's, like, dry. I'm like, what's going on?

It's like, it tastes like ice cream, but it's, like, hard. It's like, what's even going on? Like, what is this? Like, what the? Why am I even here? It's like, dude, I'm like Pete Davidson. I, like, don't even deserve to be here. By the way, I figured out that's every single thing I've seen Pete Davidson be on.

He just leads with like, I don't even know why I'm here. Yeah. Let's just make him the most famous person alive. But I don't even know what, like, what do I do? He's like his standup. He's like, basically just like, I don't even know what I am. Do I even, am I funny? No.

I mean, I don't know. And everyone's like, woo! Yeah. Keep fucking the hottest women alive be the coolest guy for no reason we love you what were you gonna say i'm sorry uh all right whatever let's move on um what do we got here the lady that uh invented like friends like is on a big like white guilt apology to her. Sick.

Cause she's like, I'm sorry. There wasn't any black people in friends. Yeah. There weren't. There wasn't like one black dude. No, I don't think so.

I mean, that's why it's such a popular show. Not, not on the, not in the main cast. Yeah. It was like succession. How many black people would those?

Yeah. It was like, basically it was like, so it's so damn good. Yeah. It makes sense. How many like the upper middle class, like somebody dated like a black girl in the succession. That's why it's so damn good. Yeah. It makes sense. How many like they were like upper middle class. I bet somebody dated

like a black girl in the show. Yeah, but not on the main cast. There was never a black person. Yeah, no, I don't. In the Friends. It was the 90s, dude. They were like every show was like that.

Right. Who gives a shit? Let's see what this is. She's also She looks like Danny DeVito. Trans Danny DeVito. She does. She does.

She does. She does. She does. She does. She does. Yeah, yeah. She looks like It took me She looks like Frank

She looks like she's about to eat some rum How I Internalized Systemic racism Nobody gives a fuck She just has a picture of a vague black woman Like in the background Who is that?

Nancy Pelosi She probably ran in like her like you know county johnson is that nancy pelosi i don't know dude what joke were you going for there no it looks like nancy there's no joke oh she looks white kind of from her angle i'm distant to an ally, anti-racist. What's this guy doing here? Dude, shut the fuck up. And this seemed to me to be a way that I could participate. Do you know how much money she has? And she has to fake give a shit about this. Are you kidding me? Dude, if I had the money these people have,

and somebody told me that my show that was the most popular show, one of the most popular shows ever, was racist in hindsight, I would literally buy Mars and just be the only one living there. Yeah. And then I just watch America perish. And I'd be like, Hey, you guys shouldn't have shit on friends.

Why did this need to be made? Her doing this? Yeah. What is the purpose? She's donating, get this. She's donating like four million dollars to brandeis university which is a historically jewish college ah so for african-american studies

and programs like that but is she a jew of quote probably i don't know for sure but i'm gonna assume so why not just fucking lead with that yeah be like i'm a jew we've gone through our stuff too yeah why don't you just make a thing and be like just make up that like ross is jewish or something you say like the whole cast is jews in my mind ross is actually a quarter black and we yeah we did a family tree thing of ross uh and it came back he's she should be apologizing for how unfunny friends is that should be the apology to the black community but also black people love friends i know i i black people love friends doesn't like wale didn't he make a whole album based on friends and like doesn't kyrie irving have a friend's tattoo this isn't great company though my friend jack like loved friends growing up they didn't fucking mind that there wasn't any black people in it

they want a taste of the other side too yeah we like mo we like to watch yeah i like martin i wasn't like oh there's no fucking honkies on Martin. I didn't care. I liked that. If there was a white guy on Martin, I'd be like, get away. I'm watching. This is my special time. Yeah, you had the black sitcoms.

You had the white sitcoms. Right. Let's keep it that way. Yeah. That was kind of sick, low key. It's like when you went into lunch at school, you got the black table and everybody else. Yes, of course. We had a black table. We had a black table. Paul School called them the black table. It got the black table and everybody else. Yes, of course we had a black table. We had a black table. It was like there's like called them

the black table. Yeah, it was like five black kids are school and people would take your backpack and then they'd throw it on top of the black table because like it was known that everyone's like afraid to go confront the black table for your backpack. So it was like this like the floor is lava game that people

would play at our high school, but just because they were... You gotta go to the black table. Your backpack's over at 119th and Lennox, the danger zone. In the conversation from a white woman's perspective,

I hope... This quirky bitch, shut up. What is these shots? What does she like live at? Triple A. She's like, this is me at Raytheon. Everything it needs financially

and can continue. Who's that? Apparently Brandeis University, the Jewish college, it's only black people. It's a bunch of, yeah, interracial kids.

It took me a long time to begin to understand Jewish college. It's only black people. It's a bunch of, yeah, interracial kids. It took me a long time to begin to understand how I internalize. Oh, we already watched this. You are. Just replay. I was going to share, you know. Oh, God. I mean, it's just these people deserve everything they get. What are the comments here?

Oh, here are the comments. I love it. It always struck me as odd, given they were supposed to be in downtown New York. Yeah, there's not many blacks down there, are there? Unless they're working. Are there that many black people in Manhattan? Yeah, every time I went to Manhattan,

it'd be a black dude that was selling a purse on a sidewalk. Large cities are multicultural. Like fake purses. Oh yeah, this is a good, I think it's a black guy. Large cities are multicultural but it's a myth to think that these different groups interact much. My experience is that everyone tends

to keep to their own. Yeah, like what is she supposed to write an episode where the whole cast of Friends is like nervous? They're like on this episode I want to say the word. I want to say it on this episode of friends we're going to a rent party in Harlem

Langston Hughes will be there they should do this if you guys seen this video they should do the cast of friends shows up to this Denny's like this news crew come on fucking play reddit video is such a hunk of shit but a failing health score but instead of good job reddit video get violent

i've been questioning this is really hilarious about this news crew just tried to go to a denny's like somewhere in like culb county i don't even know where that is and uh because they had they like failed their like health test, but they're like still open or something. So the news crew just like walked in and all the employees are like attacking literally like hitting them and telling service industry via Kong.

They literally work for Denny's like they're at work rock so hard. Go full screen. I can't. It won't work. Oh, really? I've never experienced before a violent confrontation with employees at a local diner, and it was

all caught on camera. A local diner? It's a Denny's. It's not a local mom and pop store. Were you serving expired deli meat? Ma'am, don't touch the camera. Don't put the camera in my face. Hey, we need to ask about these violations.

You don't need to be in my face. Call the police. Yeah, were you serving expired deli meat? ...to get the cold shoulder when questioning a restaurant about a failing inspection. Denny's on Panola Road in Lithonia scored 52 points... Lithonia. Lithonia. ...in the health inspector...

Decalbacani. ...for expired deli meat, flying insects, and raw eggs on bacon and cheese. Raw eggs. But these violations pale in comparison to this... to Cal Bucani. How do you even serve somebody a raw egg? Yeah, that's wild. Y'all can get out of here with that. Y'all can go ahead. So we're not going to discuss it. They're not supposed to be in the building. So whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Get your hands off me. Get your hands off me. Hey, hey, hey. You guys need to get out. Hey, hey, hey. The news is to get out. Hey, hey, hey. The news is walking in. Come on now. Guys.

Bye. Wow. Bye. Wow. Wow. So this is how you respond to violations. It's not the treatment even a news crew would expect from a place that calls itself America's Diner. And here's one of their employees.

Welcome to America, motherfucker. I'm still right here. If you film me with that fucking camera, I'm going to knock your ass out. place that calls itself America's Diner. Here's one of their employees. Welcome to America, motherfucker. If you film me with that f***ing camera, I'm going to knock your ass out. My son right here, son. Don't do that s***. She's like, this is a bad example for my kid. I'm going to kill you.

Is that how you're talking? Is that how you're talking for your son? If only their kitchen was as hot as the employees. The cook is flipping them off. What's your business here? Why do they go so hard for this Denny's? I know, that's what's so surprising.

You're like, why do you guys care about Denny's so much? Well, I have a feeling they knew this was going to happen. They went down there. Yeah, they seem prepared. They're like, this is a black Denny's. Yeah, the news crew is also responsible for this. The news crew is like, you hear about this, Denny's? It's a black area.

They're going to hate it if we walk in. We'll have eggs on bacon. They're like, send the whitest anchor we have. Hello, sir. Oh, my God. What are your rights? You have a failing health inspection. You want to talk about the failing health inspection?

You don't have a failing health inspection, is it? Keep hitting the camera! It's a charge. You don't care? We're not touching you. Moments later, DeKalb County police showed up at Denny's, but not for their Grand Slam breakfast. Officers confirmed we were well within our rights to question the restaurant and we were not the ones in the wrong i received a statement from denny's corporate office regarding the incident

they said quote we are disappointed by the inappropriate and unacceptable behavior by employees they also said quote we have the cap county georgia georgia yeah that's right that's where i worked at the dog cream tory do you ever have that happen no dude but they're they're fucking i went to a i donated plasma in decap county georgia i was the only white guy in there they put it it was fucking wild they put it in the pancake batter yeah they send all that blood to the denny's dude it was crazy man it was like decap counties can be pretty cool yeah yeah don't any plasma once a week down there this video also made me laugh we have to watch it's a little old but with with Roe v Wade it's very funny to imagine that it just

happened yeah oh yeah this rocks this is a great video unarmed couple saw his gun they took off out the back door, and he followed. The lady didn't run fast as a man, so I shot her in the back twice. She's dead, and they told her off, but he got away. She says, don't shoot me. I'm pregnant. I'm going to have a baby. And I shot her anyway.

Oh, shit. But it's more to the story. Like, the two beat him. They broke in. They beat him they broke in they beat him like broke his collarbone tried to get into his safe and then he found his shotgun

and then they were running away and then she like yelled I'm pregnant she wasn't pregnant but he shot and killed her you weren't pregnant when you're breaking his collarbone yeah

fucking Gran Torino over there right goddamn right goddamn right Johnny yeah oh man Chelsea Handler has been oh god what happened to her i've been hosting kimmel oh this week and uh i've heard some things about how bad it is yeah where'd she come from

where'd she come from she started off just like she would just like talk about like banging black men and she would just like make fun of her like mexican like midget friend just all all like not just being like i'm a drunk whore racist make jokes about black guys big dicks and now she's like you know the speaker for the democratic party and i think she's like this you know just moral fucking voice for the country remember Remember what she said, 50 Cent, when Hillary was running and he was kind of endorsing Trump, and she was like, I had to let him know, 50, you're black. You can't do that.

Yeah, she had to let him know. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God forbid. Yeah. She's pulling black guys over to tell them they're black with a gun. I swallowed his cum and I said, 50, you can't vote for Donald Trump. She's a fucking idiot. I hate her. She's always sucked ass. tell them they're black yeah the gun i swallowed his cum and i said 50 you can't vote for donald she's a fucking idiot i hate her she's always sucked ass so literally her show and i was like

i was like all they do is talk shit about celebrities and then she has like a guy named chewy that like look like a mexican guy that looks like he has some sort of mental damage yeah and like half the reason the show's successful because it's like look at my chewy isn't this it's like a side show it's a fucking side show and now you're the voice of fucking you're you know the moral arbiter of everything you fucking moron you don't you don't know anything these people know none of these people have read yeah

not that I have but I don't fucking talk about anything right like yeah you're not going on like 10 minutes on national television to spew whatever bullshit I'm not I mean told you to say exactly this is on Kimmel's Twitter so I'm not 100% sure we could watch. If it's on Twitter, I feel like it's okay. The Elvis video got flagged, though, but we didn't get to see it.

From Twitter? Yeah, but it was on Twitter, but I don't know. Let's just maybe listen. A lot of Americans are wondering what they can do to help, and one easy way is to consider making a donation to Planned Parenthood. But in addition to that, I think we should do something even more substantial

because women are tired of having our bodies legislated by men who've never had a uterus, have never carried a baby full term, and have never breastfed even a cabbage patch kid. Sound off.

How's that funny? Never breastfed a cabbage patch kid? Jesus. Right, and you've never built a building. I would suggest not to legislate men's bodies. You're like being a trash man. Does that sound good, Guillermo?

Bring me my rope. Thank you, Guillermo. Hey, look, everywhere she goes, there's a tiny, fat Mexican guy. There's kind of some subtle racism within thinking he's amusing. Even Jimmy Kimmel's fucking's fucking guilty yeah yeah i like guillermo's the funniest part of kimmel yeah but there's it's always made me uncomfortable like like anytime they've always used him as like okay guillermo like it's you guys think he's probably like a dumb

goofy guy like i don't know it's just it's weird there's like that thing you can't fully say it's racist it's like but you're using him yeah you are yeah or you're using like the uh you're creating a caricature it's racist all the certain ethnic group yeah yeah uh which is can be very funny but you're also doing it in the context of uh like virtue signaling constantly and you know uh going on crocodile tears real quick look up Chewy look up his Wikipedia so we see where he's from let's just see where that guy's from

what kind of life he's lived oh Chewy yeah Guillermo I think Guillermo's from LA look up his Wikipedia let's see where he was born he doesn't have a Wikipedia is this not are you saying that this isn't he's like he doesn't have a wikipedia is this not are you are you saying that that this isn't he's totally uh he's not your wee man you weren't using him you weren't using him see where he was born i don't know his name chewy chelsea handler i mean oh he died oh shit oh he's dead too much

yeah chelsea probably killed him in a freak cannonball accident. They ate him on Little St. James. She was throwing him out of Target, and he broke his neck. Yeah, Chelsea Hamler sold him to Little St. James. She offered him up to Jordan Belfort's company. He was born in Michoacan yeah he's born in fucking the youngest of seven children yeah this guy's lived 10 times this guy's life is probably like a cormac mccarthy novel he went to silmar high school yeah okay whatever yeah

and you know probably a cool dude probably lived twice the life any of these probably fucking awesome yeah i would love to hang out with chewy you know little dude probably used to fucking do a bunch of shit yeah yeah little dude probably used to fucking do a bunch of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Little dude that probably used to do a bunch of shit. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, do a bunch of shit to get where he's at.

It's true. He's a little tiny midget man. It's true. He's fucking, you know. He's in the fucking trenches. Yeah, he's in the trenches eating, you know, chicharrones and shit. I'm having Chewy flashbacks right now. Oh, my God.

You're doing a great job. Oh, thank you. What are you doing? Oh you're on a Fuck me I'm doing great So now they're having him do a gag Where Guillermo basically molests Chelsea Handler

A white woman on stage Yeah Okay here we go Oh he's dressing her up like a Supreme Court justice What a bit Great Now Chelsea's petting him so this is okay so when precisely can we accost women yeah only when it's a bit on your show precisely tell me when I can make fun of a

fat Mexican midget when precisely can I get handsy with you Chelsea. Oh, I guess it's okay if I'm Mexican. I love alcohol. Does it stop at a... I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I did. Fuck, where are those wrestlers called? Oh, does it stop

at a luchador mask? All right, here. Does it stop at a sombrero? When, Chelsea? When? You tell me. Precisely. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I did have too many tequila here. Oh, thanks, Kevin. Half the bit is the guy trying to get a thing on. She's not even making jokes throughout it. This is like TV.

This is like fucking an actual late night show. Okay. I want my RBG collar to be exposed. Oh my God. Yeah, she's not responsible for this, you idiot. More or less ectomase. Partially. If you want to stop having children, tie your penis in a knot.

She also looks like Skeletor. And if you can't tie your penis in a knot, you're not a real man anyway. If you get a woman pregnant, you have to wear a leech on your scrotum for up to nine months and then breastfeed it. Every time you masturbate, you have to throw a funeral for your Kleenex. These 13-year-olds writing these fucking jokes? Every man must now speak to a trained counselor before he's allowed to grow a soul patch,

also known as a flavor saver, either way disgusting. Your penis size will now appear on your driver's license. And I will measure it in a freezing room in the back of a DMV. If you are a Texas senator who accidentally likes porn on Twitter, you must undergo a pelvic ultrasound to prove that you did not ejaculate. God, these are so bad. Awful. Awful jokes. Jesus.

Any time a man asks a woman to smile, he loses three teeth. You know how many times women have told me to smile at my fucking job? Yeah, I know. Men now have to get bi-monthly butthole waxings just for fun. And lastly, white men don't get to vote for the next 150 years.

Why do white women? I'm going to start mailing bombs. Why do white women get to vote? What, you weren't fucking standing there on the porch handing us a mint julep? Yeah, exactly. Give them another day in the hole. That's what Chelsea Handler would have done. She would have stood right next to Calvin Cannon and be like no that's another day in the hole yeah that's what chelsea handler would have done she would have stood right next to calvin can he'd be like give him another day

in the hole she would put jam all over that fucking boy retards jesus christ god i hate white women dude i you know what it's it's god they are a scourge on society and they're the reason everything's awful yeah they're the reason all art sucks they're the reason everything is annoying white women yeah no it's like that you sucks they're the reason everything is annoying white women yeah no it's like that you know they ruin everything guys literally had to start fucking each other just to have an activity where they wouldn't show up i'm like convinced that some gay gay guys are just gay because they like yeah just like i hate women yeah no that's why they want they would have fucked a woman they're like i don't know i just fuck a guy's ass i don't care

yeah whatever then we can at least you know we can have our own bar and we can have our own space yeah yeah it's a safe space the eagle the eagle is a safe space for men yeah yeah you know that's what it is that's what gay bars are the safe spaces for dudes they are to to share paws dicks yes stay out god isn't that infuriating yeah you know i i uh white men don't get to vote for 150 years. What about you? Where do you think you were back then? Were you stepping up to the plate? Was Harriet Tubman a white

woman? No, imagine her on the bus with Rosa Parks. Yeah, she'd be like, you're in my seat. Yeah, she'd be like, get to the back of the bus. You know, it's I swear to god man it is so frustrating if i if i had like 100k i just i would i just want to disappear i'm so angry with this bullshit like i just want to get like 30 acres in wyoming for like 10 grand

and just give up that was so nice about being in south dakota yeah real america you don't hear any of the bullshit yeah i was at an army everyone laughs at it yeah i was a fucking army surplus store in fucking you know washington it was like the best place ever everyone there was just so nice to me they sell explosives over the counter it was the coolest shit ever yeah yeah nice now i being a part of a nazi flag it was like yeah they had a big iron cross It was like heaven on earth. They had a big iron cross. It was amazing. They were blasting InfoWars. It was like just heaven. Oh, yeah. Heaven on earth.

It's being a part of the culture war in any way is just so, if you think about it too much, you're just like, there's no future here. This girl had a bunch of InfoWars cards. She kept leaving in places. It was the funniest shit. She taped them to sign. Yeah. It's a little cheesy. It's kind of cheesy. No, no. InfoWars rocks, dude. Alex Jones is the shit. it was the funniest shit you like taped them to sign yeah it's a little cheesy

it's kind of cheesy no no InfoWars rocks dude Alex Jones is the shit it used to I mean I mean you know at this point

InfoWars is kind of like bros wearing like Epstein didn't kill himself shirts yeah yeah like it's kind of like it's like freshman atheist I want I want more like

so it's no longer like control the weather Bill Gates stuff or what no I think it's like I don't know it's just becoming kind of like a little too hip to like say like it needs to of course i love alex jones he let he let like all these minions in you know it just like he still does his show and to me he's hilarious i mean that's kind of if i watch it when i watch

some of it i watch it to get uh conspiracy theories um But yeah, he just let in all these other people, and now they do stuff under the InfoWars name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's kind of gone off in the deep end after San Diego. I think he's just been knocked over the head too many times. Is he afraid of saying what he wants to say? No, no, no, not at all. I think he's as crazy as ever.

Yeah, he's not as on point. I'm just under the impression that InfoWars needs to exist. Yeah, totally at all. I think he's as crazy as ever. Yeah, he just might, you know, he's not as on point. I'm just under the impression that InfoWars needs to exist. Yeah, totally. Totally does. You need that voice. Yeah, I got no problem with it. It'd be sick to go to, like, you know, vegan restaurants and put, like, InfoWars stickers on the plates and the tables and stuff.

Now that's, like, counterculture. Like, that's fucking... No, I mean... Getting back at those. That's fucking sick. That's fun. What do you mean, InfoWars stickers on the plates and the tables and stuff. Now that's like counterculture. Like that's fucking. No, I mean. Getting back at those. That's fun. What do you mean InfoWars? Putting InfoWars stickers in places where it's like people would absolutely hate it and like. Yeah, we went to the Twilight Town and there's all the fucking like.

Oh. Is it gorgeous the Twilight Town? Did you guys go to the fucking where they film like Stranger Things? No, I don't know where that was filmed. That wooded area? Apparently the Native Americans there fucking hate it. Like we were staying at this campsite and we talked to the fucking, this camp park ranger came over. And he was like, oh, the entire night we just kept hearing like, I thought it was an explosive at first.

I saw actually, we were driving in one of those helicopters that carries fucking like trees. Just like flew over the road with a fucking tree. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. It was a fucking Chinook just like flew over the road with a fucking tree it was the craziest thing i ever seen my life just fucking chinook like a double thing helicopter so i thought that was like maybe some major construction but it sounded a lot like a high powered rifle to me and apparently the native americans just own this like beach across from the campsite and just shoot guns into the campsite all night really yeah dude and the park ranger's like yeah yeah, it's really annoying. There's people here, you know,

and they just shoot machine guns into the fucking campsite. Jesus Christ. It was sick, dude. But yeah, the town's really crazy. Native Americans, they got a bad attitude sometimes, you know? You're always hearing Native Americans don't like it. I don't like what they do. There's always something they're upset about. Yeah, in South Dakota,

it was the only homeless people were natives that's um and like like literally the first day joey and i were walking through the small town and like we're getting yelled at by like this like drunk like native american guy and i'm like jesus like you literally can't get away from it anywhere i'm like in the middle of nowhere and there's a crazy homeless guy listen to your coachies and then i asked everybody they're like yeah, they hate white people and all that. And you know, and I'm like, I mean, for over what?

Why? Why? What do we do? I love the statue of Andrew Jackson. That's wild. They have that. Every street corner in the main district of rapid city is a different president. And Andrew Jackson is just there like with a top hat.

I feel like they did that. You didn't do the trail of tears. I feel like they did that just so they could have an andrew jackson statue there like i feel like they did that just so they could have one andrew jackson statue in the town yeah definitely like they were like okay we want to just do the andrew jackson one but we have to do the rest of them yeah because we want to piss off the natives was there any graffiti on it or anything no no there wasn't that many native american people in the town like i think they people told me like they come in from the reservations there's really nothing there's nothing to get there's not like liquor stores out

there or anything even so they come in and they're like they hitchhike or they somehow make their way over to rapid city and then they just kind of like live by the river right there yeah it was like being in you know like when in la when you're like by like the la river and all the homeless tents are there it's kind of like that they like stick a knife in the ground and try to listen for where the meth dealers are at. Yeah, honestly, Native Americans, they need to get it together.

They're always upset. There's always just, I see something every year, they're upset about it. They're always upset about something. Come on. Don't they get $430 a month or something? Come on. I met a Navajo dude who gets $3,000 a month.

You got UBI. I met a Navajo kid. He's 18. He had these insane tattoos. I was like, how'd you afford those tattoos? He's like, I get $3,000 a month from the tribe. Holy shit. That's awesome. Yeah, what do you got to complain about?

You get a fucking stimmy every month. Yeah, you weren't. I mean, I know there's like, you know, inherent, like, I guess there's trauma, like cultural trauma or whatever, but like- Just sweat it out. Just ignore that feeling. I thought they're all about- And be happy that like, be happy all your people got slaughtered because now you're

getting 3K a month. I know you never met him. Who gives a shit? The sacrifice your ancestors made for you. Yes. Come on. Because Running Coyote wanted you to have three grand a month when he was killed by Columbus or whatever.

I don't want to get into it. I had a vision. Oh, you have a lot to say about this. All right. Find us on the Patreon, folks. Coming up next. I have a lot to say. I don a vision. Oh, you have a lot to say about this. All right, find us on the Patreon, folks. Coming up next. I have a lot to say. I had a vision from my ancestors.

That's horrible, but it said, Bye, Jack Daniels. I was riding the rainbow snake. Fuck, that's funny. What's the rainbow snake? I don't know, dude. What? I thought it sounded like something they'd say.

I don't know. God damn it, Richie. No, sorry. So you were around, you saw some crazy Redskins, and I'm sorry, I'm from D.C., that's how we talk. Wow. And, you know, you had a good time in South Dakota. That's great.

Yeah. I roll the window down, and I go like, What are you so pissed off about? Anyway, it's all good. Are we doing the page? Let's do the page. Join us over at... I hate saying the page.

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