Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Ruben

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

Conner's Dad was attacked by a Neo nazi at a bar, Kohberger caves to the woke mob https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. You don't like beans, you know, you are just an un- you are such an enigma of a man. I like like pinto beans. Imagine looking like John and going around town saying you don't like refried beans. I mean I thought, I thought, huh, sure you don't. That's what happened. What? I like lima beans.
Starting point is 00:00:49 You look like you were made of refried beans. Lima beans are delicious. They're like the other broccoli. You're made of refried beans? Like an adobe building, you know, and just like adobe clay refried beans made you. I would love that if I was the quick stuff marshmallow man. I was a marshmallow man, but I'm made out of beans.
Starting point is 00:01:04 I just don't get it. Refried beans are like the most the most unhealthy ones are made with lard. They're like incredible I don't like the texture really it's not even the taste I just don't like that I don't like how tough it could be sometimes. I've had good refried beans You're talking about refried beans at a bad Mexican restaurant where they mold to the plate and then they get that crust around them They have an old crusty refried bean? Yeah, shit like that, but that's like 90 crusty refried beans like that Like 90% of refried beans Fine refried beans you guys are having a nobu sushi or something. I know where the fuck you're going I know where you getting refried beans haven't been sitting out under a heat lamp
Starting point is 00:01:37 That's a bit of a flail to flip cultures like that. You kind of flail. Okay, sorry Old crusty refried beans Palace I can't make beans we truly are we are this is we're a minute in and this is the always sunny in Philadelphia Like I'm out of the can I like a good the Trader Jones refried beans not crusty even out Like a matter of the can I like a good the trader Jones refried beans They're delicious you have to stir them a lot you have to really I will open the can cold eat them out of the camp. Oh, well, you're that's all right something Fucking
Starting point is 00:02:25 You've been indoctrinated by by by Trader Joe Joe's? By a people. You're eating refried beans out of the can. That's crazy. What kind of people is that? Mexicans. I don't think they do that. No, they don't do that. I know, I think you're a Mexican wigger, you think that's what they do.
Starting point is 00:02:37 It smells like dog food, first off. If they're not cooked. Yes it does. The Trader Joe's ones are delicious. Pretty much anything. Trader Joe's, refried beans, out of the can, all day. That's like stoner shit. It's like 20, remember when we were stoned
Starting point is 00:02:54 out of our minds at one time and we put cottage cheese on chips with Tabasco? That was a great day. Yep. That's how I got, I got skinny. I got, when I graduated high school, I started smoking weed all the time, and I was like, oh my god, trees.
Starting point is 00:03:07 I kinda like going outside, so I'd take walks. And then I'd come home, and my mom, the only thing that was sweet in the house was apples, and then she had like, she had a whipped cream. So I'd get really high, and I'd go grab an apple, and I'd put whipped cream on every bite of the apple. I would go through apples all day and night. Started losing weight, just eating fruit.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Nice. With whipped cream and apples. With whipped cream and then you and I lived together. We had nothing. And we had cottage cheese and Tabasco and blue corn tortilla chips and we tried to make white woman nachos basically. Charcuterie.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Charcuterie. Yeah. Anyway, we have a pretty big show here today folks. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
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Starting point is 00:04:02 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. This is real, first off, obviously we're a comedy show, but like this is, we have a really real, disgusting. Let's just say it's time to actually form a posse. We are, yeah. Joey and I have no idea the actual full story and I don't know how I'm gonna react. I think you know pretty much the whole story.
Starting point is 00:04:15 You know most of the story. I know there's like deets I don't know that time. There is a lot of new info that I've been very curious about that I was asking about yesterday. You guys said, let's save it for the boss. So I really got the gist of it. Let me set it up real quick. I was like, or not set up your story, but like that I was asking about yesterday. You guys said, let's save it for the boss. So I really got the gist of it. Let me set it up real quick. I was like, or not set up your story,
Starting point is 00:04:28 but like how I found out about it. I was on, I was in Lake Havasu with my family, Lake Trump, Trump Lake, it's a maga lake. You float, you get in a boat and you float on top of the sweat of minorities. And you ride around, you jump in the sweat of minorities, you get out, you have a good time, the sun's beating down on you,
Starting point is 00:04:48 there's a bunch of really disgusting white women twerking on boats that look like snowmen made out of Fritos. They look like they're having a seizure. Yeah, and I get a text, in the group text, and Connor goes, my dad got knocked out by a neo-Nazi. It sends a picture of Connor's dad, Connor goes, my dad got knocked out by a neo-Nazi. Sends a picture of Connor's dad, who is 70 years old, he looks amazing, but with a brutal black eye, it was disgusting.
Starting point is 00:05:15 And it was such a ridiculous sentence that I kinda put the phone away, I was like, Connor's doing a bid, or something, I was like, maybe it's Halloween. It's so, but that's such a concise way to say it. I don't know, because people keep asking me about the Fourth of July party, and I have to be like, well, it's canceled,
Starting point is 00:05:31 and they go, why? And I go, well, my dad was beat up by a neo-Nazi. Connor's family, Fourth of July party, yeah. So, there's no other way to say it, but my dad was beat up by a neo-Nazi. He was on a little vacation with my mother in a small mountain town in Southern California. He was at a bar, and they had just gotten there. This is the story I got.
Starting point is 00:05:54 So, they're out all day, they're staying the night there. They're drinking all day, breweries, bar hopping, all that stuff. They go for a nightcap at this last bar. This is the place they stay at, the one one your dad had like break the window or something Is the same place? No, that's Kernville. Okay I guess it's kind of like if anyone's ever seen murder mountain. Yeah on Netflix, it's not it's not like hi, it's you know, it's not that secluded but it's one of those town towns at the bottom of mountains It's like the it's like that's the first level of the Nazis. It rolls down
Starting point is 00:06:24 It's like the it's like that's the first level of the Nazis. It's where you apply You get in they raise you to like half away your level one made Nazi And then when they fully you get made, you know Then you get to live at the top of the mountain you snipe people exactly. Yeah, you're Zeus Nazi Yeah, you to ride your ATV at the top of the mountain. Yeah, so this is the story I got. They're drinking all day. They stop by the local bar that's right next to their hotel room. And they walk inside. They know a few people. They know the bartender.
Starting point is 00:06:55 They have a friend in there. They're there for not even like 10 minutes, I think. And this mutual friend they have, this this guy I think his name is I don't know it doesn't matter his name and my dad's like let me buy you a shot and this guy goes and let me buy you a shot I'm buying everyone a shot and there's like these two young guys next to my parents and this other guy and they all take a shot my dad gets a beer and you know my daddy's a very lovey dovey hands on the shoulder how you doing laughing and smiling singing poetry is the nicest drunk of all time and
Starting point is 00:07:27 Out of nowhere this one young guy shaved head neo-nazi looks at my dad. He goes. What are you some kind of fucking Jew? And I was like no he goes well Are you some kind of faggot and he goes well not gay because that's my wife and I'm not Jewish So neither the things are true And it gets a little heated. And my dad's like, well then fuck you. And the other guy, their mutual friend, goes, hey man, you need to get the fuck out of here. This guy's nuts.
Starting point is 00:07:53 And my dad's like, what are you talking about? He goes, no, leave right now. And he goes, well let me close my tab. They go, we got your tab, just get the fuck out of here. Wow, that guy's known to be violent. He's a known psychopath in this town. My dad walks outside, he's down the block. This dude's known psychopath in this town. Yep. My dad walks outside He's down the block this dude chases my dad down from behind him Superman punches my dad in the back that this is the DL God 70 year old man 70 year old man. My dad's this guy I think is like 30, right?
Starting point is 00:08:16 But my mom described it as he jumped and punched my dad from behind and the side of the face I'm dead in the eye not in the eye So on the other side in the right side face right here got punched my dad's face fell hit a parked car Then he fell back and cracked his skull open on this on the pavement What gave him the black eye the car hit okay fucking crazy dude, so Corda my mom it was like I feel so bad for oh my god. That should be horrifying She said the second my dad's hit ground, he just started snoring. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Couldn't even imagine. And then the guy, the mutual friend ran out and was helping my dad to woke him up. They got him back to the hotel room. Where'd the fucking neo-Nazi go? Ran, punch and run. Like the knock, he like did like the knockout game to my dad. Just ran up, punched him.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Which is, if he's a racist, he should not, come on, you know, you're kind of stealing from. You're biting a little bit. It's cultural you know, you're kind of stealing from... You're biting a little bit. You're biting. It's cultural appropriation. You're being kind of a culture vulture, my friend. What are you?
Starting point is 00:09:10 Thought your dad was an old Chinese woman in Times Square. You guys prefer to keep culture separate, but okay. First of all, you're not black and he's not Chinese, So what are we doing here? Yeah, so I don't know. So he helps him back to the hotel room. My mom runs back to the bar, screaming like somebody really hurt my husband. There's a nurse at the bar. She goes back to the hotel room to help my dad.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Like nurses him back. They call an ambulance. EMTs come, they kind of clear my dad. Like, do you want to go to the hospital? He's like, no, because he's also fucking hammered. You know? So they go to sleep that night, which he shouldn't have.
Starting point is 00:09:48 It's shocking that he did that. I can't believe that. I also can't believe. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, the sleeping is insane. And also just, if he was so drunk, like, thank God he didn't have like an open cut or a wound. Cause what, doesn't it take forever to stop a cut?
Starting point is 00:10:04 Well he did. When you're drunk, your blood is so much thinner. Put the picture up. I didn't want to put the fucking. Is he okay with this? He's definitely okay with this. It's his favorite show. It's his favorite show. My dad loves the show.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Well, welcome to the show. He likes three of the people on the show. Oh yeah. And this neo-Nazi may or may not have been a hired gun by me, but All right. Well, this is that's that's insane. So it looks like my sweet father Paul Oh his head was bleeding in the back. I bet yeah the back of his head I saw it today. He stitches all over the back of his skull. Oh my god, and a fractured skull
Starting point is 00:10:39 We found out fractured. This is this is him in the hospital. Yeah Christ poor dad looks so the hospital. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. Poor guy. And your dad looks so fucking good. Yeah. That's a 70 year old man. He looks like he could be in the remake of like Point Break. Yeah, I mean that's the.
Starting point is 00:10:52 That's crazy. That's the hardest 70 year old gay Jew that I've ever seen in my entire life. And it's so upsetting that this like the Irish, he's a little Italian too. He's half Irish, half Italian. It's just so annoying that those form to make a nose that gets you in trouble.
Starting point is 00:11:09 And I could see the Philly accent being mistaken for like a Jewish thing. Definitely East Coast, which is more Jewish. I was thinking like if your dad, like when the guy goes, what are you a Jew fag? And your dad goes, you're being redundant. I mean, all this to say that this is just, you know, it's Ben Avery's fault.
Starting point is 00:11:31 The guy, he was watching the live stream on his phone. He thought my dad was Dave Portnoy. He goes, what did you say, Gelman? You're trying to buy me a shot? What are you fucking fast? He goes, one punch, you know the rules. So yeah, I mean, they woke up the next day, drove back to their hospital, Kaiser in Panorama City.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Careful, yeah. And yeah, the doctors right away, the nurses were like, we have to get you a CAT scan. And then he had a fractured skull, so then he had to wait to see a neurologist, and the neurologist was like, get you a fractured skull. But they can't do anything until
Starting point is 00:12:09 it's clear by the neurologist. So- Wasn't it a neurosurgeon? Well, neurosurgeon, yeah, I don't know, same thing, right? There were guys who work with the brain. Doctors in the brain field. So, I mean, it was all day at the hospital. I just kept thinking, awesome.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I was like, what a hangover, holy shit. Could you even imagine? A cracked skull. Just hammereded get knocked out of like midnight worst sleep of all time wake up bleeding everywhere swollen face I looked into this after I heard about it from your dad but so apparently if there's a skull fracture like bigger than three centimeters you're required to stay for monitoring yes and then they have to make a decision about will this heal on its own or do we have to go in and like do? Surgery put a plate in and all that yeah, so they cleared him so luckily yet
Starting point is 00:12:53 No plate no surgery, but uh yeah, just a random crazy act of violence against my sweet sweet father So then in the aftermath of trying to be like well wait who the fuck what like let's let's get let's get down to business here There needs to be some consequences. So doesn't seem to be any recourse There's been zero recourse guys kind of seems like a made man in the in this neo-nazi town, right? Well, so John and I's first reaction in the group text upon hearing about this is yeah instantly call the cops press charges Yeah, he's probably known for being a violent psycho in the town. The cops will probably know exactly where to pick him up. They're probably waiting for this.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Which he is because Connor told me a story that your parents were out there one other year. So yeah, like two years ago, because they go there like all the time. They go there like two or three times a year. And they were there doing like a bar crawl event that they weren't like partaking in, but one of their friends up there was like,
Starting point is 00:13:44 come with us to the next bar. And like, no, we're gonna stay here. And they go, well, if you stay here, just watch out for that guy. That's the fucking guy? He's a piece of shit. And my mom was like, I'm pretty sure that's the same guy. And they go, that guy's a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:13:55 He's the son of the bar owner. But watch out for him. He's the fucking owner. He's the son of the bar owner. So now it's this whole conspiracy. So my mom, and it's, I feel so bad for them because getting the story straight for them is almost impossible.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Because they're so hammered. It happened when they were hammered. They wake up delirious, hungover, confused, scared. And so just getting information from these people is almost impossible. So my mom went back to the bar the next morning and confronted the bar owner. She was like, well, my father got hurt.
Starting point is 00:14:24 I mean, my husband got hurt here. And this guy instantly reacts like, oh fuck, I think it was my son. I think my son was involved. And my mom was going, oh, we don't know who it was. But keep talking kind of a thing. And so yeah, it just, she wouldn't get the story straight from her or vice versa.
Starting point is 00:14:43 And it just got so convoluted. And my parents were like, well, fuck, we have to leave and go to the hospital. So they had to put that behind. And my dad has now been calling the bar every day since to get the story from the guy. And they're at the point now of completely gaslighting my father.
Starting point is 00:14:57 My dad's like, well, you know, I was knocked out by someone who I think is your son. And they're like, oh, you know, everyone was so drunk, the guy who walked you home said you fell. Oh, okay. Your mom witnessed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom witnessed it, also fell off
Starting point is 00:15:12 what, a fucking three story building? What are you talking about? Who falls like that? That's insane. Have they called the cops yet? So yeah, they've called the cops. Well, I don't even know what's happening. It's hard to get the story straight
Starting point is 00:15:22 because I'm not really sure when the cops were called but I my dad talked to the sheriff's office today and they're even being weird about coming I called the bar and they're being vague about a gaslighting him my dad called the pet store next door to the bar because they have a camera outside and even that lady's been like I don't really know what's happening we just sell German Shepherds you really if you want to know what's going on in this town call 999. That's our 911. But yeah I don't know it's just starting to feel like this big like small town conspiracy
Starting point is 00:15:54 to protect this weird fucking violent neo nazi. Everyone goes to the bar. The bar owner, the fucking guy that talked to your dad is the owner of the bar and he kept being like, I think it's my kid. It's like, what the fuck? Now he's being like, my son, I don't know. Oh, and here's the other thing too. My dad was talking to the guy on the phone
Starting point is 00:16:13 and he was like, look man, your son knocked out a 70 year old man. And the guy was like, who the fuck is the 70 year old man you're talking about? He's like, thank you so much. Thank you so much? We can drop it there. He hangs up. He's like, you knocked out a 70 year old man you're talking about? He's like, thank you so much. Thank you so much? We can drop it there. He hangs up.
Starting point is 00:16:26 He's like, you knocked out a 55 year old guy. I love that while my dad's confronting this guy about his neo-Nazi son, he just catches like a random compliment stray. He goes, well, first of all, I work out a decent amount. But. He goes, and I die. I'll be honest with you, I do die in my hair.
Starting point is 00:16:42 It's okay. So, yeah. And he was like, yeah, you know, he knocked out the seven year old man, he was screaming Jew and faggot to me, and he goes, like, he was calling you a Jew? My dad's like, yes, and he goes, his mother's Jewish, why would he do that? That's why he's calling you a Jew, that's why he's a fucking neo-Nazi.
Starting point is 00:17:00 A lot of the biggest Jew haters are like half Jew. Yeah, it's like Ryan Gosling, the believer, you know? He hastes Yen to mom. I'm starting to think he's a closeted homosexual Jewish man. Yeah, I imagine so. This guy knocked my father out, you know? Really just projecting onto my dad. Have we considered that your dad
Starting point is 00:17:19 was in like the Borat One piece? Wearing a yarmulke, like trying to suck him off and he was a self defense cunt. We should consider all possibilities. You never know. I don't know, but that's the thing about my dad is like, I know him, he's the sweetest drunk. He's just all love.
Starting point is 00:17:38 And I was like, well, maybe in that town he got into like a political argument because he's a big anti-Trump guy. That didn't even happen. That's what I thought, yeah. That's what I thought, yeah. This truly happened for no fucking reason. This guy was just-
Starting point is 00:17:48 Sounds like he was basically just like being aggressive to the point where your dad eventually was like, all right, then fuck you then, whatever. We don't have to talk. And that guy was insane and violent and took that as like, oh, you wanna fucking fight me? Yeah, in my head it's like Casey Affleck
Starting point is 00:18:04 in Manchester by the Sea, he was just sitting there waiting for someone to even graze his shoulder so he could knock them out. That guy was gonna punch somebody that night. He's an extremely violent person. This is, now we're just doing like, you know, hypotheticals, and I'm sure your father is loving this right now from the confines
Starting point is 00:18:20 of a hospital room. He's home, he's safe. He's home, all right. He's okay, he's home, he's safe. Okay, he's home, all right, thank God. He's okay, he's home, he's home. I feel like, knowing your dad, I don't feel like your dad said anything cunty to this guy or anything. I feel like the guy didn't like new guy in the bar.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Charismatic, charming, kind of take, he's the new cool guy. Buying shots, holding a little bit of court. Kind of looking like a movie star a little bit. Looking like, and he looks great. And I think it sets off puny brained neo-Nazi fags. He goes, hey, are you that gay Jew Patrick Swayze? He gets, no, no, no, and he's dead.
Starting point is 00:19:00 So I'm none of those things. And your dad gets, your dad was, I can almost see it. Your dad goes, hey, touching the guys he knows at the bar. Which the guys like that, that's gay. And then that guy goes, who's this fucking man? He made this retarded little coward of a person feel even smaller than he already is. And he got violent and angry,
Starting point is 00:19:23 started gay bashing and Jew bashing, saw an old man that he could target in a parking lot. They didn't have the balls to fight him in a fair fight. Sucker punched him in the back of the head. That's what makes me so bad is my dad was a collegiate wrestler, he can defend himself. Yeah, yeah, no, if he would've like. That's what my dad's also equally as upset about too.
Starting point is 00:19:41 He goes, I wish the motherfucker swung on me and I could see it, because I could've fucking done something. Your dad's strong. I play around He sort of played wrestle with me at your house one time and I was like, holy shit He's a master of momentum. Yeah, you can really manipulate your body weight take you down I mean he broke some guys arm at our local bar in to hunger like ten years ago Yeah, same thing this guy tried to sucker punch him. He saw his arm took him down snapped his arm Yep, and then the next fucking week the guy was at the bar with like a neck brace on
Starting point is 00:20:06 My dad in front of Carter's mom. So just a sucker punch, the sweetest drunk man of all time, who could have easily defended himself, it's just all around so upsetting, and I wanna kill this man. And we keep trying to think about what our recourse is, you know, can we do a little amigans
Starting point is 00:20:22 at Sock Check on this town? And it's starting to, we could. What you mean by that is docks them. It's starting to- I think that's fair game at this point. Carter said ask us not to. I know where we're going to. Do not bring up the name of the town.
Starting point is 00:20:34 But it is, it feels like we're in a bit of a, like a, a hopeless position right now. Well, actually it's not hopeless at all. No. So there's an obvious solution. I'm sure your dad's already thought about this, but if the police are not gonna go forward with pressing charges, even though your mom's a witness,
Starting point is 00:20:55 the next step then is to start a lawsuit against the bar. A civil suit. That's the problem though, it didn't happen in the bar. That's where it kinda fucked up. It happened on the property. No, it nose on the sidewalk. Yeah, but they allowed it. It was, civil suits don't have that much like crazy. Exactly. It's not like a criminal court. They have, I think habeas corpus doesn't really matter so much as it's up to the judge. In a criminal court, you have to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that the bar is guilty
Starting point is 00:21:21 of this, you know, of being responsible for this. They could have over-served the neo-Nazi. Right, in a civil suit, they allowed this guy to be there with a known history of violence, they served him alcohol, they got him fired up. It's like how you can get sued if you let somebody drive drunk home from your bar. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:21:42 They got him drunk and he Nazi'd. It's a slam dunk. So I'm sure dad's already thought about this and maybe he's on top of it already but if he called the bar and said like, look, you could either tell us who this guy is, allow us to press charges and go through like the legal proceedings that way
Starting point is 00:22:01 or we are going to pursue a lawsuit against you guys and you could talk to my lawyer and it's kind of a slam dunk case we have an eyewitness you know what we could do but I think we ask ebner ebner and I'll let the jury ebner is a private detective who would have a very good solution in the aftermath of this though what I get worried about is like if this if there's a you know if this goes deeper there's no they could come fucking there's gonna be more That's a not a fucking TV show Small town was the son of a bar
Starting point is 00:22:34 Bunch of retards no he knows he doesn't have a single person loyal to him enough to go Loyal to big on the Chamber of Commerce, and that's why the sheriffs aren't fucking with his dad. The friends that Connor's dad knows from town are lying now about it. Yeah, they're his buddies. They're willing to like, hey, let's not rat out our buddy. That's much different from, hey, let's go do violent actions against an old man.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I think if more than the family is being manipulated into feeling a way of like, I'm not going to speak up over such a vicious crime, there's something creepy going on. No, it's just, buddy's not wanting to rat out the local. I've kicked out dozens of violent psychopaths in my bar that are known criminals who are constantly, none of them have ever come back and fucked them Yeah, you press charges get a restraining order if you want to be really over cautious and paranoid You know look over your shoulders when you go to your car at night or whatever, you know makes you get it Well, no, I'm system dad just press charges and live in fear. How about that?
Starting point is 00:23:41 He's currently living in fear of being like, oh no, is this guy gonna hurt me again? My mom had this insane reaction to me saying, I'm gonna talk about the podcast. By the way, my dad's encouraging me to talk about the podcast. Send me those photos, be like, show them. And my mom's like, I just have this fear, maybe I'm being crazy, but like, he doesn't know who your father is,
Starting point is 00:24:01 and I'm afraid that one day, this guy who punched your dad is listening to Hate Watch, and he goes, oh, it's Conor McNutt's dad. And I'm like, oh, this guy punch your dad is listening to hate watch and he goes oh it's Connor McNutt's dad and I'm like oh you think those are our fans mom what the hell? Are you kind of right mom? I was like I don't know. My mom's genuinely... Is it subscribed? My mom's genuinely afraid.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Hate watch comes up. It's running a bubble. Here you go for your dad. She's genuinely afraid that this is like one of our biggest fans. We're gonna post this in all the YouTube comments. Gonna be like, I was there that night. It was fine.
Starting point is 00:24:31 I know that guy. Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, he talked to the sheriff's office today, so I know that's the latest, and he's waiting for like the sheriff to call him back. He'll take a few days to like heal up and get his wits about him. I'm sure he's taking the right steps.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I'm sure that he's already considering the stuff that I've considered. And there's not like the statute of limitations. Yeah, there's no rush. He's got years. Is there footage? Well, that's the thing is like, they're not giving him to my dad when he asked for it.
Starting point is 00:24:57 So that's why he's waiting for the sheriff's to get involved. The sheriff's do nothing, then he'll, I think, find. It's been deleted if they're protecting him at all. Well, no, but if it's on a sidewalk, it could be from a stop sign, a stop light or something. It's been deleted if they're at all well now, but if it's on a sidewalk it could be from It could be like city foot a lot of things delete themselves at the 24 hours We'll see what the sheriff's do if not, then maybe you'll take legal action But again, it's like what to what end it's like this guy's clearly a loser drinks his dad's bar
Starting point is 00:25:20 What money should go to this? Choose the bar. Yeah, I mean mean I just don't know how that holds up in court I think that's a slam dunk I'm talking a little bit out of school but I think that I really don't know anything so maybe you're probably right but if there if we can establish the fact that he's a known violent guy he was over served and he was served anything or a violent person allowed in the bar at all is already liability. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Me and Devin were talking the other day, it's really one of those moments though where you're like, you wish you were connected. It's like moptized. I would love to just send a guy up there, be like, go take care of him. It's a real, you know, sorry folks, but I love the Sopranos and it relates
Starting point is 00:25:59 to almost any situation in life. Obviously, apparently in our lives, it's a real Mustang Sally situation. Absolutely. You really, you hope, you wanna be able to send one of your dad's old friends that's about to die and he has like an inhaler and he goes and domes the sky. And sends a terminator over.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Just send Bobby Bacala's father over with emphysema. I think we should go 1A this place though. I would absolutely do that. I would love to go and just kinda film. Film outside. film outside out front bring our mace. Yep. Yeah bring some mace Comes at us By the way, if anyone does it'll be the fucking neonatsu comes at us We'll kick the shit out. Yeah. Oh good. God you bring your shotgun. Oh, I'm gonna blow his head off Yeah, oh good god you bring your shotgun. Oh, I'm gonna blow his head off
Starting point is 00:26:49 So he's gonna put him in a body lock and I'm gonna stick the barrel That's infuriating Joey's Joey's just covered in bucks. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:17 I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:24 I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, and then I talked to him on your birthday, and he recommended a great book to me, and I read the book and really loved it. And I was like, oh, I'm so excited to talk about more books with your dad, and then he gets beat up by a neo-Nazi. And now he can't read. What? It's so, it pisses me off, because he's so nice.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Your dad is like the most likable guy. Such a great guy. And I feel like there's this weird misconception about me and my dad, because I've talked about him being mean to me a few times. He's the best dad of all time. He seems awesome. I love him to death. He's so much fun drinking hang out with jealous Yeah, it's warmest nicest guy says the nicest stuff and it's just like also just funny as hell So likable so knowledgeable very funny great hang every time
Starting point is 00:27:58 Yeah, I love it also But he's a Jew fag Not to just shit on my dad, but also kind of gay. Like he is very gay when he's so, to like a tough neo-Nazi kind of guy. I think it's the Latin part of him though, the Italian, just really cut-cheen. I think he just does present gay.
Starting point is 00:28:18 If Joey and I were drunk at this bar coming down from like, you know, the mountains and we were like, let's get a little hammered. If we were drunk, that guy would think we're the biggest homosexual couple of all time. We're like running, you're my Maurice. We're kissing, you're my Maurice. He goes, hey, you're fucking Jew fag.
Starting point is 00:28:37 No, he's just our Maurice. That's what you say in this violent criminal. You're fucking Jew fag. It's our Maurice. That's what you say in this violent criminal? You guys are fucking duper retarded reese. No to somebody like that, it's like you do like a extended handshake. You don't make eye contact. Yeah, exactly. Anything above that is gay to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If this guy comes out, I don't know if you're going to be able to
Starting point is 00:29:01 rein it in though. What do you mean? If the guy comes out and like confronts us yelling at us if you want to hate his place, Connor,'re gonna be able to reign it in though. What do you mean? If a guy comes out and confronts us yelling at us, if you want to hate his place, Connor, would you be able to like chill? No, let's let him fight us. No, I want him to touch me as soon as possible so I can mace his ass. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:29:13 That's the whole point. We're gonna mace him, he's gonna be part of the food party. That's what he wants, every time he wants to hate his place, he wants to get touched as quickly as possible. Yeah, it sucks that he doesn't live in like Florida, a place where you can do shit. Yeah. But yeah, deeply upsetting.
Starting point is 00:29:27 And yeah. Yeah. Well. The way I found out too, by the way, was really funny, because we were riffing about in the group chat. My mom calls me, you know, to break the news. She literally goes,
Starting point is 00:29:36 hey honey. And I go, hey mom. She goes, so bad news, we have to cancel the 4th of July party. And I go, oh no, why? She goes, well, your father was beat up by a neo-Nazi. And I go, well how can you lead with that? I really don't give a shit about this party at all.
Starting point is 00:29:50 But it was so funny, it was just like, hey honey, lunch is canceled, your dad stepped on a landmine, he's now a million pieces. So lunch is off. Hey Sweet Cuddy, you know the shoes you left at the house? Yeah, so you might wanna get new shoes because we lost those in the house fire. They just killed Dylan and his wife.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Yeah. It is a sin. It's God. Well. Yeah, deeply, deeply upsetting. Praying pretty bad. And he's all right, he's recovering. I'm glad he's doing better.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Yeah. God. By the way, folks, what fucking podcast on earth has the stories that we have each year? Yeah, give it up for my dad. He's fighting homeless people, getting knocked up by neo-Nazis, all for you people. Also, when I heard this, I didn't believe it for a second because I believed it, but I was kind of like, What is going on with your dad? It's like homeless people are chasing him with their fucking sticks. Something about it, I was drunk on a boat boat and I was kind of like, huh?
Starting point is 00:30:46 Like it's kind of trolling me a little bit. Yeah, it felt like a troll for a second. Yeah. Yeah. But God damn it. And then, you know, Joey almost got killed by a serial killer. John, uh. Moving to an apartment?
Starting point is 00:30:57 John is John. Oh yeah, John, we just, by the way, picked up John at his new apartment. He doesn't live in an office anymore He's office free I got a bathroom crazy waking up and like pissing Wake up and I'm pissing privacy, that's crazy brushing my teeth not being scared that yeah, that's gonna walk in on you It's trippy. It's crazy, isn't it? Brushing my teeth and not being scared that someone's gonna walk in on you. It's trippy. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:27 It's a trip. Not washing my pans in a bathroom sink that's public. Are you already feeling a lot of stress lifted? I'm feeling like fucking, you know, like I just got back from war or something and I'm trying to figure out how to use chairs again. Oh, chair sharing. You feel like you're sitting on the floor?
Starting point is 00:31:43 Yeah, I'm like. He feels like Brooks in Shawshank Redemption. He's going to hang himself in a month because it's too easy. I'm Casey Affleck in that movie. Yeah. Is there a noff was here? He's made best friends with a crow. Out of the furnace.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm happy for you, Joe. It's a pretty sick place. Yeah. Big windows. Not going to dox you on this in the new one. No doxing him in the new one No doxing me because we gave his office address out a few times nice building has insane security though Guys are handguns on the courtyard at night. Can we give it out then?
Starting point is 00:32:22 He lives at the Weston Bonaventure I don't want anybody to get shot. He lives at the Westin Bone Adventure. Yeah, I live at the Bone Adventure. Well, folks, Coburger. Brian Coburger has been found guilty this cocksucker caved to the witch hunt. Oh, I hate this. This damn kangaroo court.
Starting point is 00:32:40 They fucking, they, you know, they got in his head and they convinced him he was guilty of killing all these people. I think he, he's not even convinced that he's guilty. I think they scared him with the death penalty and he was like, I'm innocent, but I have to say I'm guilty because I don't want to get fucked.
Starting point is 00:32:55 I don't want the death penalty. What, a lethal injection or what? Do you get to choose how you die? So I don't, I don't know if he gets to choose. You get punched to death by a neo-Nazi. I mean, between this and my dad, I might as well fucking kill myself, you know? What kind of world do we live in?
Starting point is 00:33:11 But so Johnny, I don't know if he gets to choose, but Idaho's the last state in America, I believe, that still has a firing squad. That'd be so funny if they shot him. They could, that was a realistic. Realistic possibility. They could have killed him with a firing squad, and so that's why he was finally like alright I guess I'll say that I'm guilty even though
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Starting point is 00:34:25 Could he get off even though he admitted? No, no, I think they accepted it, but I'm saying- They accepted it, it's over. They may have had a condition in the deal that says like, we'll do it, but you have to give us every detail. The parents of the victims did not want this whatsoever. They wanna see him dead.
Starting point is 00:34:40 There was like two of the families who were like, let's get this over with, life prison. That's worst punishment like not Yeah, cuz I think he'd be able to handle himself in prison. I think yeah, he's already he already maybe the head of the woods I like this already lives in the parameters of his own mind so prisons like he's like okay great I'll just imagine that night every day and jack off to it Dom or had to like beg to get killed in prison I think that's what happened to Devon. I think probably what happened was he was in jail long enough to start going like This is not that bad. I have a little routine. He might be getting fan mail. Yep And he's like I got this attention, you. And he's like, I got this attention.
Starting point is 00:35:25 He's like, Joey keeps writing me these letters, it's fucking awesome. Oh, and you know there's psychos in prison that like, you know, they fucking, it's called like the cockroach man and his cockroaches run down his sleeve. And he's like, pet him, his name is Ruben. And they're like, I heard you killed four whores.
Starting point is 00:35:40 I'm not sure. Like, my cockroach is with love to me. He goes, tell Ruben your story. I'm not home. I have my cockworts on. Like, cockworts is what loves to meet you. He goes, he goes, he goes, tell Reuben your story. Like, so you start, there are types of, it's not, you're not a pedophile. In prison, there's gotta be psychos. I think women killers. It's sick that you fucking killed four people.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Yeah. Serial killers who kill adults, I think, get a little bit of, there is a fan. Or Or like a fame not necessarily even if it's a fan thing But there is a fame element of it where it's like you're in yeah, and you're like oh, you're the fucking guy No, some people fucking recognize Richard Ramirez though didn't get that he wasn't a rapist though Colbert ain't rape anybody no So I think he he but I know killing a young woman though I don't know people are way more upset about rape than murder, which is a hilarious thing.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Ramirez was like in the shoe constantly because of that. Oh yeah, yeah, no. So if a rapist goes to the shoe, if you kill a kid, you go to the shoe. If you kill a young adult woman, I think that is still borderline. I think it's a great area. I think in prison the people
Starting point is 00:36:46 are not quite as willing to like kill you on that yeah yeah it's kind of like a minding your own business thing I'll be like oh you killed you know three chicks whatever kill a dude though there are bright dudes there they're with you killed a dude that's not so easy it's like you came with a knife sound like he did like it was still a little bit of a struggle I just I know two guys a bit We were in prison with Ramirez and both of them were like yeah They're people were constantly trying to light them on fire constant I knew one guy who was a trustee in prison with Ramirez and they had a yellow Michael the wheelchair Michael
Starting point is 00:37:17 Yeah, they he said they had a yellow box taped in front of his fucking prison So we're like no one could get inside that yellow box because people kept trying to throw hot oil on him in his bed. Oh God. Yeah, but when you're like, well, Coburger's famous obviously for all the wrong reasons. And by that I mean being an anti-falsity. Falsity, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Ramirez was like raping, right? He was raping and killing. Yeah, they, I think there's weird prison justice. Was the Night Stalker raping a kill. Yeah Well, I don't know I thought maybe he was like just kill What really was the rapist a rapist But I do think the cover was in prison long enough to where he's like this isn't so bad fuck it I don't want to get get killed, because this is kinda nice. I wanna keep doing my fan letters. I wanna keep hanging out with the cockroach guy.
Starting point is 00:38:07 The cockroach guy. What if the cockroach guy, because there's like prison law and prison morals, the cockroach guy's like, meet Ruben. He's like, so tell me all about it. And the cobra goes, I did touch a couple of their pussies. And he goes. The cockroach just crawled back up and goes.
Starting point is 00:38:23 The cockroach crawls back up and goes, we do not like that. You touched their what? You took pussy. You take the pussy. You pull your cockroach away. Your balls. Let's go Ruben. Let's eat pull the cape out of you.
Starting point is 00:38:38 You throw smoke on the ground. Let's go, Ruben. Let's eat, pull the cape out of you. Throw smoke on the ground, disappears from the cell. I shouldn't have brought you here tonight, Ruben. I'm sorry you had to hear that, Ruben. You ruined Ruben's innocence. Ruben the cockroach, new character, and they watched. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Just a guess. Totally offended once it turns to rape. Well I did slip my penis into one of their mouths. Oh! I can't believe you. All right, do you guys want to hear him? I mean, it's kind of crazy to hear it come from the horse's mouth, you know?
Starting point is 00:39:31 Let's see, the living man's a lawyer. You, on November 13th, 2022, enter the residence at 112 King Road in Moscow, Idaho, with the intent to commit the felony crime of murder. Yes. Did you... Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say. If that's what I have to say, yes. On November 13th, 2022, in Laetaw County, state of Idaho, kill and murder Madison Mogan, a human being. Yes. Yes, he goes, kill me in a firing squad. He goes. Yeah sure You can't tell he's really rolling his eyes after every house is yes
Starting point is 00:40:11 Did you honor about that same date in? Moscow, Idaho Kill and murder Kaylee Gonzalves a human being Yes, his whole team is women They just want to repel a clocking and you want to get away from them He's like yes, I think it gets me away from these fucking hands I'll go to prison for the rest of my life if I have to be around them without a big K bar By the way, I've never quite heard in court them go a human being
Starting point is 00:40:41 That's got a guy willfully unlawfully deliberately and with premeditation and malice of forethought. Yes And did you on that same date in Moscow, Idaho kill and murder Zana Karnato Karno? Pardon me a human being Yes, and did you do that? Yes, Jesus Meditation and malice of forethought. yes, how many did I fucking kill? All right, it was a wild night. I was these whores. They just blend together Just say yes to everything and green say yes. Yes. Yes. I'm gonna Come rigger goes you making these up at this point? Curnado? That's not a real name. Come on.
Starting point is 00:41:30 What next? Maggie Simpson? Who else I kill? Who? Lois Griffin? And then on, we're about November 13th, 2022, again in Laetok County, Idaho, did kill and murder Ethan Chapin a human being? Yes Did you do that willfully unlawfully deliberately with premeditation and malice of forethought? Yes Interesting working out in prison. He is a really jacked innocent guy. I Mean yes, this is just it's it's you know, it's it's the it's it's it's our it's our sick culture the the meet to movement culture of
Starting point is 00:42:11 Yeah, the DI higher defense team they dogpile, you know God forbid you had one bad night with a woman on a date, you know, you had a bad date and now you Got a whore on your night. What's that day? Are you gonna give disease? I'm sorry the death penalty now. I mean, this isore on your knife. I had one bad day. What are you going to give? Aziz Ansari, the death penalty now? I mean, this is ridiculous. This is witch hunt. One bad day. Whose killer reveal why he did it.
Starting point is 00:42:35 This is what I'm interested in now. Like to, you know, to be serious here, cause he obviously did it. I want to know what the, cause he was in the whole, he was in the criminal college. He was in criminal psychology college. But I don't think they'll get any answers out of him. He's gonna-
Starting point is 00:42:53 I hope that they made that part of the deal. But you better tell us like what the fuck you were thinking. Why? Yeah. I hope, I would have said that. Why not? They go, listen, we'll give you a deal, but you better make it like, better be salacious because we have
Starting point is 00:43:05 It was the juicy part for of a documentary to fill on Netflix like that's what's sick about our culture It's already a doc going on Netflix now. There's there's there's a bunch of filmmakers in the back of the room that are like yes Not only is there a doc there's actually a feature-length film Netflix! Not only is there a doc, there's actually a feature length film. We will be watching, that Joey is in, we'll be watching the Coburger film on, on Vulnerable Kings on the Patreon.
Starting point is 00:43:32 It's gonna be the Hollywood Haywatch. I return the Hollywood Haywatch. It's back one time because a lot of people have been asking for it. But yeah, so if you wanna watch it home, you go to YouTube, look up Cinema Epoch, E-P-O-C-H. Epoch is so funny. Cinema Epoch, You go to YouTube look up cinema epoch EP OCH cinema epoch
Starting point is 00:43:48 And then Idaho for cinema epoch, Idaho for you can watch the entire movie It's an hour 10 minutes, but you will not see the commentary a lot of very it by the way It's like a Tommy Wiseau level bad movie. It's like insanely under produced. Yes, we're acting in the entire universe bad movie. It's like insanely under produced and worst acting in the entire universe. The director was a listener and he is very talented. So like he's working for this company that basically says you have one day to make this movie. You have eight hours. You got to edit it and finish it in, you know, within three days. So a lot of constraints for him, but he's a very cool guy. Joey was completely hammered on set and there's all these hot,
Starting point is 00:44:26 the guy had all of Coburger's victims be played by like whores basically, like Julie, not whores but just, they're extremely hot women, they're all doing like jello shots with like a buff guy and then you know, they all get killed and Joey's this drunk detective looking into it.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Yeah so I agreed to do it by saying, like, listen, I'll come, but I have to play a drunken detective. I'm gonna be actually drunk. I wanna show up. I'm gonna be able to say whatever I want, and if you agree to all that, then we can do it. And then Connor was telling me, like,
Starting point is 00:44:57 dude, you have to basically, like, say that you have diarrhea all the time. He's like, accuse them of all being whores. Connor's like, say this at some point, all these dead whores are making me have diarrhea. So I say that in the movie. He posted that clip and it made me almost throw up. I was laughing so hard. Yes, he portrays all the young women as drunken sluts. He basically, in this movie that he does, in his version of the movie, they're drunken sluts
Starting point is 00:45:28 who the reason they got killed is because they got so drunk they passed out and that allowed Kovacar to come in and kill them with a knife because they got so drunk and they're so slutty. So it's such an insane exploitation style movie already and then I come in and I think that it's a whorehouse. I think Ethan the dead Ethan is a gay whore. I got to go. It's a terrible gay gay dead prostitute. Oh yeah. Must be fucking John comes in fucks the gay prostitute. All the
Starting point is 00:45:59 chicks suck at his dick decides kill me. Don't want to pay. Besides the step. And you know what's funny is the beautiful thing about comedy is that like I saw our fans on the Patreon because we talked about this on like, I don't know, Jock Week I think. And people were like, that's disgusting that this guy's doing that or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, that's crazy, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:46:16 I'm like, well the last two years of the podcast has been us making fun of the case and all of the victims. But because we're making jokes about it, this guy's, it's like, it's trying to be a serious movie. No, it's a really brutal exploitation movie, there's no excuse for what he did, it's actually terribly, it's insensitive
Starting point is 00:46:36 and irresponsible, top to bottom. But, if you listen to this pod, if you listen to this, if you have time to go search what I said, go into the comments and just pretend that it's a really good movie that Would help him out because he's very all the comments right now are people saying this is fucked up you this movie sucks Yeah, everything sucks about it the acting sucks. Nobody you know yeah the guy that Actors are all way too old to be the whores. I mean to be the
Starting point is 00:47:02 College women you slip back into character And then people are being like and then the detective calls the whores, I mean to be the college women. You slipped back into character there. And then people are being like, and then the detective calls them whores? So mean. It's like, wrong dude, Kaley. Don't say that about Kaley. But to go and defend the movie, save the, you know, just go ahead and save the film.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Well done, and accurate. Say it's well done and accurate. That would help them out a lot. Well done and accurate. Just say it. That's a really well done. And accurate. Say it's well done and accurate. That would help him out a lot. It's well done and accurate. Yeah. Vulnerable King tier. We're doing the full, we're watching the entire movie,
Starting point is 00:47:32 giving the full background. But yeah, let's see like what they, what this guy thinks on court TV. This might be not. He sets forth the factual basis and admits his guilt. Will he ever either in court or out of court, talk about why he did it? Here to help answer that question.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Clinical and forensic psychologist Dr. Gary Bricato. He's also the author of The New Evil. Also with us, clinical and forensic psychologist, Dr. John Paul Garrison, Dr. G. All right, Dr. Gary Bricato.
Starting point is 00:48:03 That's a judge from Blood Meridian. We've seen killers, mass killers, serial killers plead guilty before. I just want to remind everyone about what happened when the BTK killer or Dennis Rader. Who and we, did we have a relationship with the BTK killer's daughter? I forget what was that period of time. We didn't ever talk to her, but we covered her. She tried to become famous at some point. It was BTK and a mop.
Starting point is 00:48:27 With a mop on her. She wrote a book, right? She wrote a book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She wrote a book and then she started going on all the shows and she was. She was really hot. Sexy woman.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Yeah. Now we kept saying. Little piece of ass. He put like a mustache over her face on the screen. Vine torture kill. Yes. Yeah, that guy, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:44 BTK was in court for his guilty plea. I feel like the guy in the middle, he's going to get up periodically throughout the interview and go take glasses off of the table. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Happened. Let's take a look. I told her that I used the roofs of being wanted.
Starting point is 00:49:04 I was on the run, eating food, car, warm up, and I asked her, I handcuffed her, and kinda talked to her, told her that I would like to get some food, get her keys to her car, and kind of rest assured, you know, walked, talked with her a little bit, calmed her down a little bit, and... Feeling like a nice guy to be. And eventually I checked, I think she was still handcuffed.
Starting point is 00:49:28 I went back and checked out where the car was. BTC, was he a cop? No, no, that was the golden state killer. Stimulated getting some food, odds and ends in the house that I like I was leaving. Then went back and removed her handcuffs and then tied her up, and then eventually strangled her.
Starting point is 00:49:49 What did you strangle her with? So this is after, they're comparing this because BTK kinda did the same thing at first, like he took this deal, and then eventually started explaining. Yeah, I think so. What he did, yeah, okay. What happened then?
Starting point is 00:50:04 Kinda like Mrs. Hedge. I already figured out my plan on leaving and put her in a blanket and drug her to the car and put her in the trunk of the car. So you were able to strain her for her death? I don't know how this really makes anyone feel any better when a serial killer explains their motive. It's for the prosecution to have 100% removal of doubt that it could ever be innocent. I get that, but the whole problem with our justicesism as it is now is there's zero...
Starting point is 00:50:31 In my opinion, there's very little justice for the actual people, victims, and community where it took place. Like this is... It's just so cold and sterile to me. Yeah, this is more scary than killing somebody. Yeah, actually. Yeah, it's terrifying. Also, I do bet though that even though this is horrifying and terrible to hear for the victims families
Starting point is 00:50:49 I think there is still some comfort in finally knowing what happened because imagine just like the unknown is like just like Why are like how did it happen? What are you fucking? Yeah, I think so. I would want to know details Are you fucking right? Yeah, I think so. I would wanna know details. I suppose your daughter though, that would be horrific. No, I don't think I'd wanna know details. The unknown would still drive me so crazy. I think it would just be like, make this motherfucker spell it out and put him through the ring
Starting point is 00:51:14 and make him say all the horrible shit that he did. Yeah, but as a father to a daughter, you're hoping he's gonna be like, yeah, I just tied her up and shot her in the head in the first minute. Yeah. But it's like, yeah, I calmed her down, she was crying, I checked back three hours later,
Starting point is 00:51:25 she was still tied up, then I decided to strangle her, it's like, that's way worse. No, you don't want to hear torture stuff. I mean, that isn't so bad. I'd be okay with that. Torture stuff? You'd be okay with this? I'm sure, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:51:39 I'd be like, you know what? All right, you know what, let him at. He sounds like a real gentleman. You were the dad. You know what? I mean You know what? Let him at. He sounds like a real gentleman. You were the dad. You know what? He sounds like a gentleman. We've been making a big a do about nothing. This is much a do about nothing.
Starting point is 00:51:54 But no, I'm saying the unknown would try to be crazier. What kind of knot was that? You're an eagle scout? I was an eagle scout. Want a beer? Let him out. He didn't know you were a friggin' sailor or something. Come on! I got a boat! Yes, sir. You know, that was a shocking moment.
Starting point is 00:52:12 None of us are going to forget. And I just wanted to remind the folks at home what can happen at one of these plea hearings. What are your thoughts, Dr. Guy Bucato, about the accused Idaho... What are your thoughts, Dilbert's... Oh, wait a minute! Hang on think you have a pause for a sec. I think he was I think this was before what we just watched. And he was saying, oh, really?
Starting point is 00:52:33 This is a possibility. It didn't happen. OK, my apologies. My apologies. So maybe maybe we won't get anything until Coburger starts wanting the limelight back. Father of Brian Coburger victim apologizes to slain daughter for plea deal. So this one of the guys that was OK with the plea deal. Here's a second. Drama in court as Brian Coburger pleads guilty to stabbing four University of Idaho students.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Look at that innocent man stand up normally. The murder of Madison Mogen. What if he stood up and he sent a rock hard bow to her on him? The murder of Haley Gonzalez. How do you plead guilty? Jesus Christ, Haley. Madison mo It wasn't a sexual killing. Never make it sexual in here. Human being, how do you say guilty? Awuga, holy shit! Brian Coburger appeared detached as he walked into that courtroom and seemed to show no emotion
Starting point is 00:53:35 as he admitted to coming out. I'm walking out. They did pick the poggiest photo over to show. Well, unfortunately John's correct. It's crazy! That photo's nuts! You're a sick man. That's insane. Well, unfortunately John's correct That's insane He the the problem the all the people all the victims all the god god bless them They all look like stock. They all look like they were in like when you're buying a frame
Starting point is 00:53:59 Each of those four college students He didn't make eye contact with his family member seated in the front row or with any of the victims' relatives. But one of those relatives was grief-stricken, wiping away tears as Coburger entered each of those guilty pleas. He was just really cold and he looked very pale and just no emotion when he's admitting to four brutal murders. And I didn't see him look over at the victims' families either. The judge complained about the public outcry over the plea deal saying judge does not want to complain about the media judge released the hound
Starting point is 00:54:32 but that's demanded more blood actually shooter to seek the death penalty the shocking plea deal means co-vote look at me is kind of the he's like a Hile-Hillar guy. He does kind of look like McVeigh. He does. Yeah, he kind of looks like McVeigh though. More like McSlay, cause he's slayed. Good, good, good. Timothy McSlay.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Hemothy McSlay. That is angering the victims families. Look at the knuckers on her. She's alive so you can do that. The father of 21 year old Kayden DeSantis called on the judge to reject the plea bargain. Calling it a deal with the devil. You don't think, poor white friends? Who would call him the devil?
Starting point is 00:55:18 That's so mean! What? That's not even close to what he looks like. Who's cutting his hair? Cause I can't get a cut that good Who the hell do you get in prison in Idaho? That's a great damn haircut That's the McPhee barber. They got they bring in like a manly and sons guy You got a Floyd Is justice
Starting point is 00:55:44 And also we're all wondering what's going on with that sick fucking Hyundai? Where is it? He demands the Hyundai. Listen, I want that white Hyundai. Take care people. Pete, if you could tell the judge one thing today, what would it be? Do what's right. Do what you know before people died in their sleep. There was an emotional scene on the courthouse steps as other members of the Consolvas family entered, but he stayed outside in protest. But the families are divided. The family of
Starting point is 00:56:15 Madison Mogan is happy with the deal. We support the plea agreement 100%. We support. Many questions remain unanswered. Do you think the family members will ever hear why this was done I know there's this yearning from the family members to find out the motive to find out where the knife is to find out Why this happened? I've learned that the prosecution and the investigation Happens
Starting point is 00:56:41 I don't think they're caring about the knife as much. Why would they care about that? No, I don't think they care. I wanna know where the fucking knife is. My daughter was slain, but I didn't know where the tool was. We know the victims wanna know where the knife is. They know they wanna frame it. We know that they... It's like, news flash, buddy.
Starting point is 00:56:53 The knife is in your whore daughter, so... Oh my God. Oh my God. All right? All right. Oh my God. Jesus, somehow. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Somehow, I don't know, man. You somehow managed to do this. You top your last one. What was the last one that everyone hated gunner for? Good riddance. He just did another good riddance. I was trying to top John. Really? Carr's actually not that mean.
Starting point is 00:57:18 No I'm not. And then when he does do it it's like wow! Let's bleep that. I feel terrible about that. That was good. I mean, Joey was in a movie, Joey was in a movie called The Horse. No, no, no, that's called acting, it's an art.
Starting point is 00:57:30 I was acting too, I was acting like a scumbag. Yeah, I was an acting fool, babe. I was acting like a piece of shit. It was all an act. That was fun. No, I feel so terrible. I tell them, never. That was good.
Starting point is 00:57:43 I'll never work in this town. No, you're going with the show. It's satire. It's all satire, I don't mean that. I'll never work in this time. You're going with the shell. It's satire. It's satire. I don't mean that. It's 1A. 1A.
Starting point is 00:57:52 1A. Bingo. Coburger appeared in court in a shirt and tie. He stood to take the oath to tell the truth. Perhaps the last time he will ever wear civilian clothes. That's Ruben. He's a nutty. Get away from him.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Typical burning of a witch. He's stiff. Fucking Sailor Witch hunt over here. Unbelievable. I'm spiraling. Are you actually cheating? Oh, I'm pretty. Connor, come on.
Starting point is 00:58:16 No, it was. That was so inhumane. That was great, come on. Connor, I don't even, that's not me. I say, I say 10 of those a week. No, no, no. There's a darkness in you. You're fine. No, no, no, no, no. Sometimes it comes out and it's okay. That was not me. I say 10 of those a week. There's a darkness in you. You're fine.
Starting point is 00:58:25 No, no, no, no, no. Sometimes it comes out and it's okay. That was pretty twisted. I'm gonna kill myself. Honestly, that was sick. I see it. I had a fight. You see what? The darkness that drips from your tongue in those moments.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Like poison. You're okay, man. Formal apology, that was really funny. Don't apologize, embrace it. Don't apologize. Exactly, embrace it See now you just pissed off bulls-eye it's like the guys that were too empathetic Yeah, they hate you and now the guys that think you're a cock you apologize Hey, you just good. Yeah, you gotta pick a lane. She's saying right back to center again. There we go. Perfect
Starting point is 00:58:58 Nailed it midline car. Yeah Right in the middle. Yeah, that was funny though Right in the middle. Yeah. That was funny though. Not to me. That was funny though. I loved it. I loved every fucking word.
Starting point is 00:59:10 I thought it was wrong. This video was kind of funny to me. So it's like a, it's like a retarded couple sitting at a park and they're eating Wendy's and this chola comes up and like G checks them Yeah, like like ask like the guy like what set he's in and shit and it's actually kind of uncomfortable Has this ever happened you Connor you're I've been I've been G. Check. I haven't listened to a word anyone said for the last 10 minutes
Starting point is 00:59:42 Well, I'm spiraling cuz I'm like, my parents I know are anticipating the episode. Oh, it doesn't matter. They've heard of the episode. I know, I know. You guys got in my head. You made me sound so bad. They saw your good riddance.
Starting point is 00:59:54 That'll be good. What do you know about good riddance, Connor? Oh, god. Sweet, Connor. You're fine. Connor, it's OK. It's fine. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:00:03 What's the video? It's good. Let's move. What's the video good? I'm kind of in a position where I feel like I need the hyper focus on this. No for what you should take your shirt off Connor it wasn't we've been making mean jokes the whole time and it was funny funny Call them whores I know literally so much worse he starts buying it I wrote my own lines you wrote my lines though dude so you've doubled you're wrong
Starting point is 01:00:36 in both no it's fine with satire we're fucking silly it's a silly pod get over it fucking satire my bad my bad it is very funny satire. My bad, my bad. It is very funny. Satire. I have a moment of crisis over what you're saying on a live podcast, it's so funny.
Starting point is 01:00:52 It is very funny doing this. I'm so self aware. Out of nowhere I'll be like, oh God. I know, because I forget these are real people we're talking about sometimes. I know, I know. That hit me like a ton of bricks. Like I said, every week week every week when Monday comes I go
Starting point is 01:01:07 Oh my god, what have I done? Yeah, we're predator drone pilots. I've gotten really good at not caring About what I say you can't man. You can't care gotta keep moving. It's all in jest. It's all in jest, you know So anyway, so this couple so this is an interesting video. Let me just let you watch. So I explained it. It's a little Mexican couple. They're sitting at a park. I don't know, they're setting up their camera
Starting point is 01:01:37 for them to eat Wendy's hogs. So funny you have a picnic with Wendy's. And I'm pretty sure this woman like has, she's not legally retarded, but I think she's retarded. Close, close. Yeah. You know like 85, 84 is retarded. She's four is dumped.
Starting point is 01:01:56 And what I, to keep in mind, when I put this on, I thought like the Zodiac was gonna come up to them with the way it goes, when you and your man are having a beautiful night on live and some creepy ass comes and press us, I thought like a Zodiac was gonna come up to them with the way it goes when you and your man are having a beautiful night on live and Some creepy ass comes and press us. I thought like a zodiac guy and then it's like a fucking it's We're drinking that fucking soda. You feel what? Hey, my little, oh my little back, oh hey. So she's got some sort of Down syndrome
Starting point is 01:02:31 that you get from eating too much fast food. Eating too many Takis. So many hits. She has, she seems like a pretty big. The red 40 Down syndrome. Yeah, her blood is red from red by 40, yeah. So then they look behind them. Red red by real. Yeah, you know from she said no sure. Yeah Huh? only new
Starting point is 01:03:10 Safe to say no, what about you? Do you get that's why he's threatening his chick? They're going up to well that everyone was upset in the comments that this guy didn't like stand up and front and confront him And I'm like why would you that's how you get killed like don't do that But it is funny that he G-checked the retarded girl. This guy's a coward. He's like, they're both wearing Velcro sketchers. This is probably the only hour they're allowed out of the house to go eat Wendy's at the park.
Starting point is 01:03:40 They have fidget spinners. Yes, and this guy's like, what you said, homie? What you said? And it's like, what you said, homie? What you said? And it's like, you guys, hey! He thinks they're in a game because they have horrific Down syndrome arthritis. Spider legs. Yeah, he's stimming.
Starting point is 01:03:58 And like, wait, what are you throwing up? He's stimming. He's doing this. This guy's like, hot water button, baby! And this guy's like, hot water button baby! And this guy's like, what? And you see my baseball goes, what's that code for, homie? He's like, bath water's blue, homie!
Starting point is 01:04:10 You a creep, homie? This guy looks a little too old. I would assume this is like a gang initiation thing, we have to like run up on somebody. But he looks like he's been in the game. He does look a little too old, yeah. Oh, he's just bored. Because a similar thing, you asked me,
Starting point is 01:04:23 something did like this happen one time I was on some. No, I think he's just crazy, crazy gay. Yeah, because the similar thing didn't you ask me something did like this happening one time I was on I think he's just crazy crazy. Yeah I think this is probably like they're in a park where him and his pals like to chill and he's sick of these like You know fucking influencers with their you know filming their He's more upset by just like he's like he's like our culture's turned into shit I bet he's like everything's like everything's fucking content. Maybe I'm giving him, I might be giving him too much credit but that's my only guess about why he would decide.
Starting point is 01:04:52 He's trying to scare them out of the park clearly. And I thought he knows they're not in a gang. It's cause this guy. Wait, when's the last time a gangster had a picnic with Wendy? That's what I'm confused by. It's a mentally ill gang banger. But I mean, this kid is like Mexican. Maybe he looks like some Edward guy That's what I'm confused by. It's a mentally ill gang banger. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:05 But I mean, this kid is like Mexican. Maybe he looks like some Edward guy that like, you know. Yeah, maybe. Maybe he thinks he's like flexing. But then why would he do it to the chick too? Maybe he's trying to scare them out of the park so that they just don't come. He's sick of people like this at his park.
Starting point is 01:05:21 At his park, yeah, and he's smoking a blunt in the corner. He probably sells drugs at this park. Oh, no, he's just jealous. They're a blunt in the car. He sells drugs at this party He's just jealous. They're a happy couple enjoying Wendy's at night. This guy is nothing. He's a fucking old faggot Who do these gang banging and he's a loser? I want to get me cuz you found your fucking soul mate. Oh, yeah. You're having a good time in this thing What do you have a dinner? Homie he sells drugs at this park and he's sick of losing customers because they roll up and see normal people having a fucking picnic
Starting point is 01:05:44 And he's like, oh, I don't want to see normal people having a fucking picnic and he's like, oh, I don't want to be involved with that. In my head, that's like the perfect cover to sell drugs. Nothing to see here. To you and I. Just two down syndrome people having to waste. Yeah. To a street person, I think they might go like,
Starting point is 01:05:55 oh, this is fucking suspicious. I did have a similar thing happen when I was a young, young teenager. I was skating on the street called Samoa in Tahonga, which Tahonga is like, it's a big suburb kind of really, but it's like, there's two streets, Pinewood and Samoa, that are like the hood. They are like really sketchy,
Starting point is 01:06:10 and the streets all fucked up, and forgive me if I said this on the podcast, but I was skating on the street, it was like maybe like midnight with some friends, and this dude runs up and he has a gun in his waistband, and he goes, hey, you Tunderville? And I go, no, and he goes, you sure you're not Tunderville? And I'm like literally like five one, fat,
Starting point is 01:06:24 I have like long blonde hair, and I go, does it you're not Tunderville? And I'm like literally like five one, fat, I have like long blonde hair and I go, does it look like I gang bang? He sass him. He sass him. I sass the hell out of him. I don't know what came over me. And these two kids were, my friends were next to me and they're like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 01:06:37 And I was like, I just like, do I look like a gang bang? He goes, no, I guess not. He walked away. He was kind of like the perfect thing to say. Yeah, he was like, all right, yeah, I look kind of like a fool and that is a good point. But he was young too, so I'm like, oh, this is like initiation, like he's to go like press somebody
Starting point is 01:06:49 or kill like a rival gang member. So he's like, yeah, no, I asked these guys, look like they were in TVR of their Toonerville. Like he had to go back and say something. Yeah, I know about them. Now I think the presence of normal, nice people at a park makes it so that the police are more willing to guard it so that draws police it's like now you can't deal drugs there it's like
Starting point is 01:07:09 let's make let's keep this park fucked up so I can keep selling drugs here well time some Asian Gran Torino gang bangers pressed me and David my friend that we've all met you got pressed by Asians that sucks yeah they were like genuinely like they were like they kept like walking into us because they you I press by Asians that sucks. Yeah They kept like walking into us cuz they Samurai sword, but uh, yeah, but they they checked David But they didn't even check me cuz I was such a fat like loser at the time I had like sweatpants on cuz I just seen eight miles. I was like sweatpants is sick I was like just wait
Starting point is 01:07:43 I was like I was like I thought it was cool to like pull sweatpants out of a dumpster and be like, I just vomited on myself, mom's spaghetti. And I just looked so sad. They didn't touch me, but they pressed down my friend and then they looked through his backpack for shit. Yeah, they looked through Dave's backpack and then they just kept saying the N word a bunch.
Starting point is 01:08:02 And in my mind, I kept wanting to be like, excuse me. You know, have some respect, please. And then they just kept saying the N word a bunch and in my mind I kept wanting to be like Um excuse me You know have some respect They circled us and then and then like the head of them came over and like apologized later because he was worried We would like call the cops. I think that's Asian shit. Yeah You know when they deal with like street people like this like I talked to people at the bar who are like this I've gotten like verbal altercations You just have to be like, your life is a, as a white man, if you're like a white guy,
Starting point is 01:08:28 you get confronted by a gang banger, you just have to be like, your life is a loony tune to me. I don't understand a word you're saying, and if you hurt me, there will be consequences. And if he's like, hey, well, so homie, you gotta be like, just keep going, bud. Just go out, get away from me. And then they-
Starting point is 01:08:42 That's the worst advice I've ever heard. That sounds terrible. Shoo, shoo, shoo, you're a loser! You've got nothing to lose, you're a loser! Bye bye, but buddy, get out and go ahead! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Their own world they don't have the white guy world where normal people live so if you act like that They're just like what yeah, this guy's telling me to kick rocks. Who's the Mexican? They don't know how to like be like oh white guy world I was expecting to be intimidate why if you act like you're unintimidate You're just like get out of here you fool
Starting point is 01:09:27 To a guy that is willing to just punch you and rob you done this hundreds of times I know you mean you've done it hundreds of like you're on your way to the hundreds of times like you're on way to the country club It's a profit center my business move I don't want to be here. It's crazy. Get out of here homeboy. We'll make some chips. Exactly. They don't know how to respond.
Starting point is 01:09:47 They lose their minds. They're like, I guess I'll leave. This guy's not intimidated by me and he doesn't understand what I'm saying. So I'll leave. He's not a gangbanger. Yeah. There's a lot of like non-legitimate gangsters who will just like they get off on sort of trying to intimidate you, but they're not actually, they'll never actually get violent
Starting point is 01:10:02 with you. So that will work on those guys. But when you're running to a guy who's actually there, he's desperate and he wants to rob somebody. He's gonna He's alone. Yeah, I just kill I kill people not in the gang I went to go to Aaron at the bar this morning I'm walking back out front and then this fucking black guy with his girls like a crackhead like looks to me like I'm falling Too closely. So what you're doing and I'm like dude, I'm fucking walking. What are you talking about? He's like, what are you doing? And he was like, ah, you just kept walking.
Starting point is 01:10:28 And they don't know what to do. You gotta sound like a white guy that's like, what the hell? Yeah, you gotta uncle stan them and then they don't understand and they leave. Walking through Skid Row, like there's a bunch, now it's like way cleaned up for the Olympics, I think. But yeah, there'd be guys that will like come walk up like real close to you while you're waiting at like
Starting point is 01:10:46 a fucking, you know, crosswalk or whatever. And if you just don't react at all, like they'll just be like, all right, shit, they just walk away. You don't give them the reaction they want, they get confused. And then, and then if it escalates to that, make them think you might say the N word.
Starting point is 01:11:02 And then, and then. You're gonna get somebody, people. And then, and then. You're gonna get somebody to pee in the house. And then, and then it's like literally what not to do. No, no, no. They shouldn't think anything John is saying. Make you think you might do it, and then they know there's gonna be consequences if they hurt you.
Starting point is 01:11:16 The N-word is the consequence. No, no, no, no, no. John's right, John's right. That's why I actually did this once. These guys were trying to check me out from the Union Station one time, these black guys, and I was like, get out of here you damn N-word street pigeons! Exactly!
Starting point is 01:11:29 I think they think the more racist you are as a white guy, the more odds the cops will defend you. John's advice right now is like, you call them a loony soon, alright? Bugs biting to the face. If that doesn't work, you call them the N-word. That works every time! We're making jokes here, I actually think John's correct. It's crazy! You're way off, you've been off on a lot of stuff. We're making jokes here. I actually think John's correct Also talking about crazy people at Union Station these aren't like yes There's gangbangers if you ignore schizophrenic people they're gonna be like, oh, he's a figment of my imagination They're gonna be like, oh, he's a figment of my imagination
Starting point is 01:12:10 Tons of little fucking gang bangers coming and tried and Tim maybe try to do this stupid shit in my bar and I go Coming in saying shit. I'm gonna get the fuck out a lot different leave now the bar You're do and it's it's it's just this situation right now though. If they just completely ignored him He would have just sawed them in the back of the head. They're not white I'm saying as a white man if you're as a white guy, this is a this okay, let's move on Yeah, they go so you're white guy. They're not white. I'm saying as a white man, if your eyes a white guy. This was a, this, okay. Let's move on. Now they go, so, so woo, you go so long. Exactly, exactly. Buddy boy.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Yeah. I got walked into my bar. So who, who are you? That's crazy. You gotta act like you're not scared. Play was on. All right. So sad.
Starting point is 01:12:42 What the fuck you looking at? Yeah, you turn the fuck. What are you looking at? I would go, you, I would. This fat pig just went back to eating a cheat meal. She literally went right back to eating. Anyways, the new junior bacon cheeseburger is like really good. There's like the bacon's bigger.
Starting point is 01:12:56 She has no clue at all. She thinks they just got confronted by a bear. By a clapping at him. She thinks they just got confronted by a Boyle Heights bear. He opens his jacket and the guy runs away And then you hear the fireworks in the background just classic that was the soundtrack yeah She just keeps eating She just keeps eating. She just keeps eating red food. She's talkies. That ruins the night though, man. Night's ruined. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:13:36 that would ruin the night. That would ruin the night. The cookout has ended. You call them bugs bunny. If that doesn't work, say the n-word. Say the n-word. Street people can smell like liberal white people. You draw a tunnel on a wall. You hope they run right into that tunnel. Wait for them to stop talking then. Shut the fuck up. Liberal white people. John, you are spiraling. Okay, we believe you're a big, tough street guy. No, I'm not a big, tough street guy. I just wanna fucking talk to the fucking psycho.
Starting point is 01:14:06 You're a street king, let's move on. You're a king of the streets. I'm just saying. I kinda know what John means. I'm just saying. He does a lot of crazy people at the bar. It's different though from like, you know, being at a bartender in a place that has security in it.
Starting point is 01:14:19 It's a lot different than being, you know, accosted on the street. This guy walked up to me, I would have had, I would go, get the hell out of here, hombre. Time for a siesta for you. Pull your damn pants up. He might get confused by that. He might be like, what the hell?
Starting point is 01:14:34 Yeah, he might, yeah, you're not scared of me? You're telling me to take a siesta? There's a chance, there is a chance. It's like, if your odds are getting your ass kicked or looking like a fag. John, you're spigging up a storm right now, by the way. Really? I put deodorant on, pits, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:14:48 It's there's a smell Yeah, your pits smell okay, you have like a there's like a musk to you I think Joey's just a little insecure because you were attacking our hygiene on like one of the Thing I stink all the time I have slight bio, but I don't think you're good. It might be Connor It might be the stench. It might be Connor the stench of Connors evil after that Hey, to be honest, I could I did just hey your armpit didn't when I did a close-up, but I'm getting something You're smelling yourself Devin smells fine. I got fucking ASAP shit on.
Starting point is 01:15:25 I'm fucking good bro. Is it your shoes? I don't know. Whatever. We'll figure it out after. These are clean clothes. Everything I wear is clean. It's your cock!
Starting point is 01:15:33 It's your cock again! I got my cock in my shower now! Smell his cock! Smell your own cock. I can't smell my own cock dude. This is... You are being... This is directly insecure of your patron.
Starting point is 01:15:41 You're insecure. No, no, I just smell like soju. You're a smelly pig. You guys all smell just smell my Cock that was we worked that out before Something it's not insecure. I smell like so do you mean I don't I Really was feeling something but anyway. I got a shower now. I know.
Starting point is 01:16:09 You better never stink again, by the way. I don't usually. There was that one day, but that was a mistake. Just a bad shirt or whatever. My stinks come from my farts and toots. Like that's my... My farts and toots. Your farts and your toots.
Starting point is 01:16:22 I'll give that up, dude. Yes. You know, I got smelly ones Well, you know, I just have tight little turds in my ass and then the guests What fuck like a windstream test on a vehicle exactly I think we did it man Yeah, that was a good up. Love you guys. Yeah. Yeah, I hope so high. I was ups and downs. I was crazy Yeah, that was an. That was ups and downs. That was crazy. Yeah. That was action packed.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Fucking breaking news, Potter's dad, John's cock spelling. Action packed out. There you go. Yeah. Full movie. Yeah, a full movie. We're making movies.
Starting point is 01:16:55 We're making, oh yeah. We have a whole frigging movie we made. Oh yeah. Love you folks. Love you guys. Thank you so much. Bye bye.

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