Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Run To Reddit

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

Attacking peoples humanity on seemingly harmless subreddits, depression meals, big developments at Chipotle, Russell Brand fights rape with christianity https://www.patreon.com/hatewatchpodcast

🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. Shirt's so fucking tight. It is a tight shirt. It's so tight. You washed it.

I washed it and then I put it on and I was like, you know what, I gotta stretch it out. And then. And you go, I'll stretch it out And then you go I'll stretch it out with my fat I got the thing I got the perfect thing actually my fat fucking body big ass body I think I'll stretch it out today. I just love this shirt. You know it's a Philippe Philippe shirt I want a Philippe shirt. I want the Knicks cafe Dodgers shirt. I've had like that's cool That's a good shirt. I want that shirt pad the next year the Knicks cafe shirt is sick, too Yeah, who's on Frank's they sell shirts? I don't think it's too high class I want oh look who texted us. Oh

Sorry brothers a little nap that ran away from me Don't respond don't respond don't respond don't respond I'm gonna text him right now. You're a fucking drug addict Say come by whenever you feel free We just come by dude we do an intervention It's your own leisure. We just started come by dude. We do an intervention Let's call it right now. No, no, no, don't call him. It'll be good for the show in this picture. It'll be good for the show Yeah, okay

Scumbag you don't connect to the Bluetooth fucking out. He's gonna hate there in his chair. Oh you've done that with chair Yeah, well we started without you we're on the air now. We just started though. So do you want to Uber over? Well, I think I got poisoned last night. From what? You were just drinking beer. No, I know. I think somebody put like poison into my beers.

Really? What happened? Did you get, did your head hurt this morning? I started to think somebody roofied my 16 drinks last night. Yeah, no, it's like, like, so when I go to the bathroom, it's like all, it's like diarrhea. That's good. Well, that's normal, you're optimizing, what do you mean? Yeah. It's like diarrhea. Well that's good. Well that's normal, you're optimizing. What do you mean? And then my head feels kind of like. She's just grabbing a hangover.

Yeah, you were poisoned, dude. So, I don't know, I think you guys got this one to beg. Oh, buddy. You know, we've all done this hungover before. I'm hungover. Everyone's a little hungover. That's why we're bringing you guys to do it. Hmm. We were doing this because you were going out of town, and also me and Connor are too, kind of getting away with murder here. You guys were going out of town.

You also wanted to go to dinner tonight and have a big fun hate watch dinner. And you know, I think the least you could do is. I'm sick. I'm like, I might go to the doctor. You're full of shit dude. If I go anywhere, I'm going to the hospital. All right, well just come on over. We'll see you soon. See ya. Okay, I just come on over.

We'll see you soon. See ya. Okay, I'll see you soon. Bye. Watch him just not. Yeah, he might not. He'll go back, he'll go back. He has no respect. He has no respect for any of us.

We're complete buffoons to him. The timing of him going to sleep is crazy because he didn't go to sleep last night. He's the most arrogant alcoholic drug addict we've ever met. We were recording at 1 and then he went to bed at 12.30. I like how he's not a drug addict, he's just funny. He's a fucking drug addict.

He's a fucking drug addict. He's a junkie. He's a fucking junkie. I was looking forward to Sama too. That should look good. I'm protesting Sama.. That should look good. I'm protesting Sama. We could still do it.

I say we go. I say we go. We'll give Joey what he wants. I say we go, we don't tell him we're there. You know what would piss him off is if we were there without him. Yeah, we go, we don't even tell him we're there. Because he's right above us.

I don't know how we pull that off. What do you mean? We'll just go in the restroom. We'll just walk right in. We'll just walk right in. He'll be upstairs watching some fucking Nick Cage movie at full volume. Well, he's coming to record. We Cage movie. He's coming record. We'll see Well, that sounded like a little prank to me. No, he's coming. He's coming. He's gonna come. Yeah, he's gonna

He's on his way in the meantime. Yeah, get low know yourself. I don't like that. I like being low So I just you know, what every once in a while on hate watch We've done a couple deep dives into just the weird underworld of people that are fans of meaningless things. You know, we go on like Yelp and like type in a, what is the jack in the box on 3rd Street? Are people really writing Yelp reviews? They sure are.

And they really are. In depth. And they're really into it. Oh yeah. And the best format for all of this is Reddit. There's a corner of the internet for fucking every psychopath on earth. I'll sit in my room and I just I'll find something in front of me that I like

and I look it up on Reddit and there's a million people talking about it. This morning I was fucking you know taking a dump and I'm on Reddit and I guess I guess one time I went to the biohackers Reddit so it just comes up on my front page. What is a biohacker? I don't it's it's people like that follow Andrew Huberman and they go like if I wake up at 737 a.m. Every morning and immediately get direct sunlight. I'm immortal It's incredibly depressed people that have manifested their depression into some like bizarre routine that they then convinced themselves is the reason they've optimized their life Like that Brian Johnson guy. Yeah, but like, yeah, yeah.

I've kind of turned the corner on that guy. I kind of like him now. He's a good troll. Yeah, that one sleepy time photo he tweeted was really good, and like the nightcap. Yeah, yeah, that was good. I'm like, yeah, you get it, man. You're a good billionaire.

He's a funny, he's a good guy and he wants to live forever. That's why I'm gonna kill him. I've always said that. It'd be really fun to kill that guy. It'd be very funny to just shoot him in the face. He's really funny to like torture him. Just like toe by toe, bone by bone, just break everything in his body. Death by a thousand cuts.

I just keep cutting him. He's bleeding. He's paper cutting him. Vitamins can't fix this Brian. What you do is you shoot him and then you have him take an MRI while he's bleeding out and then you're like, you have a doctor go up to up to him be like hey, there's a bullet inside your leg It's starting your lifespan by about 35 years. That's what I want to do. I want to break both his legs and take his shit on his head

Just sit right above him drop a nasty diarrhea. I want to give him botulism and force him to eat my shit every day It's a skee-gee air. He's gonna die so posh. It's a skee-gee airman experiment on Brian. You give him syphilis. Brian Johnson syphilis. We hotbox him with jankum. That's what I wanna do. Oh, but yeah, so he's a good guy, but we will kill him.

But um. Joking. I wanna kill him. Getting parody law. Joking, parody law. Just joking. Parody 1A, whatever. I know where he lives and I'm. Just joking. Parody 1A whatever. I know where he lives and I'm going to kill him. So I'm on the front page of Reddit and the biohacker thing comes up and it's a guy and

he goes, he goes, here, I think I have it. Hold on. He goes, why don't more people buy Greek yogurt if it's so healthy? And so he goes, I've been eating one kilogram of Greek yogurt every day right after waking up for about a month now. How many pounds is that? That is over a pound of,

that is, isn't that like close to five pounds? All right, it's an insane amount. It helps with gut dysbiosis. It's got healthy bacteria in it. It's cheap. I mean, it's 2.2 pounds. Who are these people just finding out that yogurt

has probiotics in it? Yeah. What? So anyway, so he goes on this long thing. He's like, I'm a sociopath and I eat like, you know, an entire gallon of yogurt every morning. And one guy goes. I'm the Joey Cheston of Greek yogurt.

Exactly. One guy goes, you eat over two pounds of Greek yogurt every day? That's crazy. And so then it's just, you it's just a bunch of psychopaths talking about yogurt and the average amount and then the people start getting involved that like the know-it-alls

and the weird like moralistic weirdos online. I don't know if I can find it now, but one guy goes, what a ridiculous fucking question. If you have bothered to do the peer reviewed research, you would know that yogurt is at an all time high in consumer ship. And then he goes, be a better person, don't be lazy.

So people are attacking people like- Just a guy who's like, I like yogurt. And he's like, you should kill yourself. The great thing is it's two pounds of yogurt. Two pounds. That's crazy. But it is funny, within a conversation about Greek yogurt, you're the foundation of your humanity can be attacked.

Be a better person. He's a bad guy. I can't understand. You're evil. You're an evil guy. You're morally bankrupt. I love these people. That's like a bucket of yogurt.

That's so much yogurt. That's so much yogurt. Yeah, I looked it up. That's 800 like fucking grams of protein. It's insane. That's nuts. And then people go I enjoy it too, but with some cacao nibs. I hate it. Cacao nibs is so gay. Cacao. Cacao nibs you fucking... There's nothing more pretentious than saying cacao. Like the fucking- That's just chocolate? It's just, yeah. I think it's unsweetened chocolate. Okay.

It's like, you know, the wine drinking, like fucking, you know, like fucking pseudo political people that like they have a little glass of cab and some 98% cacao dark chocolate, 98% cacao. Oh yeah, but just, what if, I always forget, cause we go under, we watch videos, you know, we hate watch just videos all the time and stuff, but like, the typing is better, actually.

The people that speak, like just, like, everyone online that's like actually. Yeah. I read, I read, yeah, on every subject. Your brain doesn't differentiate between that and like reading a book. Oh, so yeah, that's what I'm reading. I'm a biohacker.

We're reading. You biohacked reading. I think I've hacked reading, fellas. Yeah, but anyway, so that was just, everyone's going off on fucking, you know. I just can't imagine what these shits look like. I eat yogurt. I eat a lot of Greek yogurt. It's fantastic for you.

Then you got depression meals. Depression meals is my favorite subreddit of all time. There'll be like a picture of like a chalupa from Taco Bell and then it's like my mother was just cut in half in a car accident. Taco Bell saved this guy from hanging himself today. Attempted to hang myself today but I chickened out, got Taco Bell after to reward myself for not doing so. So Devon, I'm gonna explain something really quick to you.

You should go back to biohackers real quick and there's a kind of a cheat you go to top posts of all time And just see see what these retards are talking about what their favorite thing is Because that's what I like if I find something I like that's in front of me I look it up on reddit and then I see what the most famous example of that is It's like going into a museum and finding the best. Yeah. Yeah. Okay best hot top by top of all time time Hit today hitting all time All here we go. There we go FDA bans red dye number three from food and drinks they did when did that happen? I don't remember that happening

Okay, sad biohacker news everybody Red dye number three from food and drinks. They did? When did that happen? I don't remember that happening. Okay, sad biohacker news everybody. Trump has frozen all NIH activity. This includes a ban on communications, a freeze of the grant review process, travel freeze for those under, what does this mean? The National Institute of Health. They're the ones who study health,

but also they study things like parasites. study health and but also they study things like parasites and you know there's a shit I don't know why that's a top who cares now that's a life hack discovered a buddy from college gaslit himself into loving running by applying a nicotine patch every time he ran and only when he ran on his fifth marathon so you combine the addictive substance yeah the thing that's good for you. That's okay, cool. Top post. Okay, fine. The best things under a thousand dollars you have invested bought that significantly improved your life can be supplements, random products. This isn't good. The biohacker topic.

It's kind of boring. It's pretty boring. But when you get to Benadryl users, you see what their top post of all time. I mean, depression meals. Top post of all depression meals is gonna be good too. This guy, a fucking grilled chicken burrito from Taco Bell saved his life. That does look good.

Also, you rewarded yourself, you're a coward. You failed. You failed, you don't reward yourself. You don't reward yourself. You're a fucking failure. You should kill yourself. Exactly, my sister started chemo and might die, didn't even have the chance to say goodbye.

Jesus fucking Christ. So this person made spaghetti. With ranch. With ranch dressing. With ranch. With ranch dressing. With ranch, is that ranch? And Mexican cheese on top of it. I would eat that. That does look pretty good.

I'd fuck that shit up. Looks all right, looks interesting. Unrequited love, and that's not a depression, but it looks good to me. This is when you hit top post of all time. Top post of all time? Yeah, hit top post of all time. Okay. of all time? Yeah, hit top post of all time. Okay.

All right, we're gonna get some good shit. Hit all top post of all time and then go down to this month or this year and just go slowly down the rabbit hole. All my friends left me after finding out. Click it, see what they found out. My friends, one of my friends wanted me to send them a few photos of my biology concepts textbook.

They ordered it late. This was late at night, 12 56 a.m. and incredibly sleepy. And I took a few photos to send and I sent it. While sending the photos, I accidentally sent a photo of me and my boyfriend kissing. I sent the photos in a bunch. He then proceeded to share that photo of me with everyone he knew.

This morning I woke up to a bunch of text messages with mostly my male friends calling me a disgrace, faggot, and whatever else you can imagine. So you eat a bunch of donuts. It's hard to imagine people reacting. How about getting laid now, you fat piece of shit. Hopefully these donuts will give me the sugar-fueled rage I need to lift the heaviest weights I can at the gym today.

Oh damn. Yay donuts. Jesus. He's a big jack. I can't imagine people reacting to their friend being gay in this day and age like that. It's fake. It's gotta be fake. Is that made up? I mean, come on, who are your friends? Yeah, you got the worst friends ever.

My best friend David Duke called me a faggot today. I love when no one shows up to their parties. Six people RSVP, yes, no one showed up. their parties six people RSVP yes no one showed up no one texted me to tell me they weren't coming who are these people did you just ask people in line at the gas station for dinner yeah like my much co-workers yes no friends he's right trying to make friends mm-hmm I may have to drop out I feel so stupid my dad called me dumb I made beef stroking off

Very good retail. Very good. You deserve your dad deserves to beat the shit Go down skip these skip this one. Let's find a real dramatic sock alone on my 20th B day. That's not that bad It's a put pizza and wings. This person is drinking piss Brother passed away in a car accident on the way here for Thanksgiving last night And it's a post of a colostomy bag and then a loaf of what looks like chocolate bread I think this person's eating piss eating shit and it looks like they're dunking their shit into their piss. I Mean it's depressing but there we go. Okay pancreatic cancer at 22 That's I don't like that little too real sad tried to kill my I like to kill myself

Tried to kill myself last night made pancakes instead today. Well, look at that There's always you just got to get through the time. We did it right it get through the moment Eating on the back deck. I'm six months sober from fentanyl and crack today And he's eating as a Tim Hortons milkshake with a grocer with the gas station sushi Get back on fentanyl, dude. Jesus, wife disappeared. It's my birthday. My wife disappeared.

Not left me, just fell off the face of the earth. Dr. Manhattan poked my wife and she evaporated. My wife disappeared. Well, that's it. Let's see the comments on that one. He's eating a leaf sandwich, basically. It's a sandwich. I wonder why she's full of leaves. I'm sorry. I hope you're able to find her. Happy birthday, good sir.

Stay strong. So sorry, but happy to see you're eating life really sucks happy birthday Oh Man, I seen your post from a few days ago. Hope you're doing all right, bro. Oh, so he's been he's what if he killed his wife Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah About it More a couple more Having McDonald's alone on my birthday. Whatever. I can get over it. Some that are crazy. Hold on. Let me see this That's not a depression. It's a great more. Having McDonald's the one on my birthday, whatever. If I can get over it. There's some that are crazy. Hold on, let me see this, Debbie.

That's not a depression meal, that's a great ribeye. Let me see this shit. These meals look too good. Yeah, some of these are bullshit. They're not depression meals. It's a good meal. You're depressed, but you're eating a great meal. I'm gonna run the sticks for two seconds.

Run the sticks. I'm running the sticks. Let's see what Top posted this year. Girl dinner. It's a joint in a vibrator Very good bitch I'm sick of people posting the pictures. This is good. Got a milkshake instead of throwing myself under a train Well, I Don't like the rewarding themselves. This is a loser behavior. That's insane

Somebody's eating oysters out of a tin and then some blackberries, pickles, olives. Boyfriend just told me I'm gorgeous. I'd be gorgeous if I lost 60 pounds. So you're- You're spot right. Yeah. Oh yeah. That was, I posted that this morning

after Devin saw my tight t-shirt. Depression meal, my boyfriend has eyes. Boyfriend committed suicide yesterday, so I got the Bloomin' Onion at home. Oh my god, dude. Boyfriend committed suicide yesterday. And it's not even a fully sad face, it's like a meh-meh. Like it's like...

Well you win some, you lose some face. It's like a tough, tough shit. Isn't the Bloomin' Onion like the highest calorie item in America on a menu? I think it's the Oreo milkshake from Baskin Robbins. Is that true? I looked it up on time, it's crazy. It's got like 1600 calories or some shit. My friend found my fiance on Tinder.

Okay, well you're eating pickles and french fries. That's maybe why. Looks pretty good. This is good. Found out my brother's a pedophile. So this guy's just drinking a bottle of water for dinner. That's all he can do. What would you do if you found out my brother's a pedophile. So this guy's just drinking a bottle of water for dinner. That's all he can do. What would you do if you found out?

No. One of your loved one is a pedophile. Would you like? My brother's a pedophile. I don't know how shocked I would be. Me too. Me too. Yeah.

I'd go, that sucks, but you know. Yeah. Yeah. Kinda sucks, I wouldn't call him that. Kinda tracks a little bit. What do you do though? You're not supposed to get just, you can't like go kill them.

No. No, no, no, no. You still love. You protect them with everything you got. You protect him from all those kids. Yeah. I hate my brother. You have to protect your loved one from all those fucking salacious children.

All those hot children. All those kids. It's not his fault. They're tempting somebody with a disease. They're playing kickball. They're asking for it. It's a disease. It's a disease. They're playing kickball. They're asking for it's a disease It's a it's a disease. It was a kickball incident All right new new new reddit. All right, let's see what else I just think it's funny

You can go ahead like okay look at Jack in the box as a reddit I mean, it's unbelievable what type of absolute sociopath is on the Jack in the box reddit Talking about the app not working for him. He's like, you say you just have this problem. Do you guys have fast food apps on your phone? No, I should get the Taco Bell point app. No, I have Chipotle. I'm guac mode verified. You're guac mode verified?

I've been guac mode verified for quite some time. What does that mean? No, they don't tell you it has any benefits. You don't get free guac for? Just one day, just like a bunch of avocados fall from your screen and they go like, you're guac mode verified. But there's no benefit to it. I don't believe so What the fuck is it then? It just says guacamole verified and I'm like, yes

Do you get rewards you get free points you get cash? I mean, I always get points cuz I always scan it but like can you redeem them? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that's everyone can yeah But some people I walk around this earth and I've some people tell me they're not walk mode verified And I don't know the difference. I know I'm better Walk over verified it applies two different things you're verified what is verifying guac modes there people are Guac mode to begin with I don't know I'm guac mode unverified I bet you're poltley has a bitch and fuckingreddit. The best app is the AMC app. They really do give you points, man. A lot of rewards. Yeah.

Let's see. Chipotle vault. The AMC app is almost at a point where I'm like, what's your angle here? Because I just see free movies, it feels like. And then you guys give me five bucks constantly. Alright, it's top of all time. Yeah, I don't know how it works. The only money they make is off of concessions. Movies are free. Movies are free.

I mean, it's actually insane. Half the time I use my AMC thing, it's very weird when they decide to ask you for your ID. I'm like, why is this different everywhere? Also, who's going this far to see some piece of shit movie? Yeah, it is weird. They're making money off of everything that's a movie. I feel like slowly movie theaters are just gonna start expanding beyond concessions and McGuffins. this far to see some piece of shit movie. Yeah. It is where they're making money off of everything that's a movie.

I feel like slowly movie theaters are just gonna start expanding beyond concessions and McGuffins. It's gonna be like the movie theater is gonna now control the grocery store next to the movie theater. It's gonna be like the blob. Like the Americana is just AMC and then Glendale's run by AMC. And they can consider everything

inside Glendale part of the movie. That is true though, Devon. It's very funny. Who's going to these lengths to go see like the Penguin lesson? That's exactly. Who's getting a fake ID? Can't believe you saw the Penguin lesson, by the way. To go into the Steve Coogan masterpiece, The Penguin.

What is The Penguin? It's a piece of shit movie that I wasted hours of my life with earlier this week. See, that's what's funny to me, it's like you walked out of Mickey 17, then you watched all of The Penguin lesson. Okay, so here's the thing, I went into this with Will, with a friend, and so I wasn't fully up to me

to be like, let's get the fuck out of here. And it was almost so bad, you're like, what the hell? It was almost fascinating. But yeah, it's just fascinating. I went to one AMC, my ID, I'm 16 in my ID. The DMV won't send me a new picture. I got a new, I took a new picture and they still sent me my old picture.

So this lady at the AMC in the mall was like that's not you and I'm like it is And she's like it doesn't look like you and I go it's illegal. I you could scan them There's a barcode on the back Then she like goes and talks to him. It was like a thing for the big one. No, no This was for an even bigger piece of shit. I forget. I don't I see so many movies I was just some bigger piece of shit. I forget, I don't know, I see so many movies. It was just some absolute piece of shit. Then I was seeing it at 9.30 p.m. in the mall, in the Burbank mall.

I refused to go to that one. Whole town smells like diarrhea. Refuse to do this. No one's there. And this lady was literally like holding me up, acting like I'm like. With gray hair. She was acting like I'm trying to.

Well you do look nothing like your ID photo. That's true, but so she scans scans it and then I made a joke after I got by, I go, it was a fake ID the whole time. You stupid bitch. And she started getting like really weird with me and be like, wait are you serious? And I was like, yeah, and I'm like filling up my coke. Because every time I go to the AMC's with my buddy,

he just goes straight up to the express, the to-go order. He just grabs the drink and he just pretends he ordered it every time. No one will. Will? That's psychotic. And he wears like a suit everywhere. Will's a little scumbag.

Oh, Will's a little bit freaky. He's like Oliver Twist. Yeah. He like steals everything. He's the Artful Dodger. He's the Artful Dodger, yeah. But yeah, so then we were, I was filling my drink up and I'm like, yeah, it was fake the whole time.

Will's stealing right next to you. I'm seeing Tron for free, whatever the fuck. Yeah, it was bizarre. She acted like I was trying to infiltrate the White House. You know, she probably thought you were not worried about the law, but they have those secret shoppers that come in and test the ID laws at the fucking movie theater and she probably thought you're gonna report her to could be there

But so neutron by the way neutron come I heard looks I mean nine-inch nails doing the entire soundtrack I am stoked. Yeah, honestly just for that soundtracks in bomb as hell So here's psychopaths that that can't go to Chipotle and just go on with their day. They have to Join the reddit and see what the other, what the community's got. Is double white rice charging now? That's crazy. Double white rice is a charge?

That actually, wait, hold on. That's fucked up. I think I just went against calling these people, so that pisses me. No, no, no, I would run Reddit also. Should I call Chipotle right now and be like, are you serious? Double white rice?

You should do that, yeah. Hold on, I'm gonna call them. That's actually insane. They're gonna lose your mind. I called corporate El Pueblo local one time after they discontinued the crunchy taco I was in line with the drive-thru and we left and I call I called them. I was like the hell's going on. Mm-hmm What they say they said it was just some piece of shit kid. He's like we don't have We don't have anymore and I was like what he's like, here's a fucking crazy

Tucker and you may we don't have anymore and I was like what he's like here's a fucking crazy We don't have anymore You'll be getting a Fuck you'll be hearing from my lawyer Let's go are you calling to place a new order now calling to complain No, calling to complain. This is ridiculous. I'm sorry to hear you had a less- Send me to the manager of the team. If you'd like to vent to us directly,

you can go to our website- Oh my God. Can you not get ahold of these places? I don't think Chipotle just have phones they pick up. Yeah. The customer support team will usually get back- Oh my God. Ah, fuck off my god. You can't call Chipotle? No, can't call it Chipotle what if I call the habit next door and ask

them if they put Chipotle hey keep a Chipotle on the phone can you run over to Chipotle real quick thank you for calling the habit burgers grill Grill in Echo Park. We are located at the intersection of Sunset Boulevard and Alvarado Street. For group pay pickup, please download Habit Burger Grill. It's all about apps now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't get ahold of anybody and can't talk to anybody.

No, no. You require a debit or credit card for all phone orders. To place an order for in-store pickup. Fuck, man. Is there anything else around, fuck. Get back here real quick. I wanna ask somebody if that's real. Let's see.

That's a crazy development in the Chipotle world. If White Rice is extra now. Yeah, that's bullshit. Who else is in that neighborhood that I can ask? Call the coffee shop across the street. Call the cops dude. On Dante? Yeah. Call the fucking cops. I'm gonna call, oh they closed already,

because of course you gotta close at 2 p.m. On a Saturday. On a Saturday. Top post of all time, walked out of Chipotle without paying. Well that's a classic, I've done that my whole life. Walked into Chipotle, was the only customer there. I waited for a bit at the counter before somebody finally decided to take my order. Super unfriendly, immediately barks at me,

asking me what I wanted. Wait, you just said the habit was next door, right? Yeah. Does a lot of Chipotle's, do they all have habits next door? I'm going to call a Puyo Lucka. This might be the Echo Park one. This might be the Echo Park one. I'm going to call a Puyo Lucka and see what they think about those.

It's going to be an automated thing again. No, a Puyo Lucka is more like, they're like man of the people. I do think it's the best fast food restaurant in the country. Hey, how you doing? Um, have you? I just wanted to ask, because I'm a big El Puey local guy. But have you guys like been to a Chipotle recently by any chance? Is it true that like it's extra like they charge extra now for rice for extra rice? On I'm sorry, on which one at Chipotle.

Are you aware that they think you massive faggot. She's like, wow, GoofCon has gone down the drain. She's why Devin doesn't normally do the prank calls, you know? I have a... I actually can't hold up people's day. I've got... Yeah, no. It gets to me. I don't know. It also sounded busy. It was... Yeah, she was like, you can hear like there's like birds inside.

There's like a dog barking. Yeah. Well, we tried. If Chipotle were to... That would be great if yeah well we tried if Chipotle were that would be great if I could get through Chipotle yeah yeah so that's it I guess I think the employees of my local Chipotle are selling their own food that's cool oh my god my local okay my local Chipotle had mac and cheese, ribs, and mashed potatoes. So they're, they're, Oh, they might be using food from, um, what's the, what's the cafeteria style place that you like? Tender greens. This sounds like a tender greens sort of like they're funneling tender greens.

Mac and cheese is always welcome in any restaurant. In an aluminum dish that they had in the serving area, they said it was a special and that happens sometimes. I've never seen it before. I suspect the employees are selling their own food out of the Chipotle. There's like a Sherlock Holmes on this case. The Hardy boys.

He's wandering around a Chipotle in a mini mall. Like I'm onto them. My buddy David Drake's community in New York, he used to this bit true story His father-in-law was fired from Panda Express because he was bringing his own seasoning rack Like he had a coat like like you open his coat he'd like just seizing racks all over him He's just like adding cumin to like the Kung Pao chicken and they're like that can't do that. That's unbelievable. Oh funny That's amazing. It tastes better now. That's so funny

He thought he'd get hired he'd like corporate would take notice of him. Oh fuck Okay, so this guy updated he goes Chipotle rep reached back out They said that they are they actually are testing out some new things in some new markets So asked for which store so they can see how it's going. I told them and they said to check in with the team. So I guess Chipotle are, they're looking into barbecue. I genuinely think that mac and cheese on a menu is like, you can do that anywhere.

Yeah, everyone should have mac and cheese. Absolutely. It probably is so cheap to make. I mean, I'll pull a local is incredible and it makes no sense that they serve. Why there's mac and cheese. Or mashed potatoes and gravy with Mexican chicken. It's because they know white fam,

they gotta give something to the white families. It is old. It is good as shit, though. I love El Puey Loco. Oh yeah. Yeah, well, anyway, do you guys see Russell Brand? Russell Brand, have you heard of this? Have you seen this?

He's, they, he's accused, he's, everyone says he's a rapist, like once every two years. Yeah, I feel like this is like old news. This has happened. But it came back out again. What'd they say? Oh, he'd fucking, you know, he says, you know, sometimes the dick just gets in ya.

I don't live in the United Kingdom anymore because I personally have experienced in the media, government, and judiciary, if you suddenly become an inconvenience, they will find ways to attack and shut you down. Brand now could be detained by US police under an international arrest warrant. Oh, so it's like actually real loud.

I don't think he's gonna get detained by US police under an international arrest warrant. He is very raped. Did you ever watch his stand up back in the day? Was it good? It's unbearable. It's horrible, right, yeah. Yeah, he looks like a rock star,

his hair's all teased out, he's just running back and forth, manically being British, it sucks ass. What was his rape charge? He did this thing where he put his penis in a lady she don't want to happen Good day when he started that I was actually listening like oh So he was acute so he was so he raped somebody so what happened? So he was a cute so he was so he rapes him but so what happened? They So she he wanted to have sex she didn't and he still had it. Yes, sir. So that's what that is. That's right

That's right. That's right. And all I know is rest Russell could get out of this easy He's got more money than me and I've gotten out of thousands. I Know it's like hack to say this point but get him to the Greek is probably the worst aged movie of all time It actually is hilarious. Yeah, but you know what? That's actually bullshit cuz just Russell Brand and puff daddy, but like Jonah Hill didn't do anything but be a loser Yeah, we just he just kind of like tainted his reputation a little bit But yeah, I agree but still just like the cover of like those two guys in me like on the sides of Jonah Hill is so funny Just like one of the worst sex criminals of all time

and like a British rapist, which is somehow worse to me. A British rapist. A British rapist. It's like more annoying than... It's a different type of rapist. Who looks like you could blow him over. Yeah. If you just like...

If you just like... He was a tall big... He used to be really fat, wasn't he? He was like a fat young man. Was he? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was a fat young man. Maybe he is. I did like him in all those movies.

He's great. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Oh, I love Russell Brand. I think he's great. Yeah. I like him even more now. I like him in movies. Yeah, he's great.

He was very funny as that character. Aldous Snow. Aldous Snow. Infant Sorrow. Let's see what he's, let's see what, let's see. I love Good Day. How real the accusations are. OK.

I'm sure it's like. They play footage of it? I'm sure it's like, they play footage of it. I'm sure it's like 10 or 15 women. We do have some breaking news to tell you about. UK police charging comedian Russell Brand with rape and sexual assault according to the Metropolitan Police. Brand has been charged with one count of rape,

one count of indecent assault. That guy? One count of, I don't believe it. That's crazy. Yeah. Nah, no way. He's, I guess this ruins the new movie.

He was even gonna play Amy Winehouse. He did do like a big pivot to like conservatism. Yeah. And like holistic stuff. Christian, holistic. It started with the anti-vax thing. Yeah. And then slowly going to. Yeah, he's been hanging out with like Jordan Peterson. They just. It started with the anti-vax thing. Yeah. Slowly going to.

Yeah, he's been hanging out with like Jordan Peterson. They just talk about like suits and stuff. It is very funny to be like accused of rape. And you're like, I'm actually a Republican now. It's like the best cover of all time. No, I'm just Republican. A rapist? Moral rape and two counts of sexual assault.

The charges relate to four separate women. Studio mogul Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 16 years in prison after being convicted of rape. Whoa. It's the best play of all time. He's so good for that. That everyone is like accused of rape. They should have crippled the court.

It's always so funny. You can't walk anymore. It's like you lost all your powers. It's a case of blue balls, you know, he's a He's crippled in Los Angeles. He will serve that after his 23 year sentence for sexual assaults on two women in New York The 70 year old Weinstein convicted in December for his attack on a lot of an actress in an LA hotel room California's first partner Jennifer Sebel Newsom. did it go first she was one of my dead Russell Brands at his LA trial weird she sent us a recorded video with her reaction I think it's just like the Avengers of

rape the second yeah they're going like Russell Brand Harvey Weinstein and I think P diddy comes into it yeah suicide squad so I don't know but like then I didn't know there was this video where it's like, Russell Brown's doing some weird tour with, he's singing with Jordan Peterson. Oh my god. Why is Jordan Peterson dressed like Two-Face constantly? It's insane. That's his whole thing now.

He wears ridiculous suits and shit. This represents the dark and the light inside my brain. Ha ha ha. New voluntary unity, not imposed top-down unity, Lord. Lord, I ask that we be brought together in these principles under your name I pray for America and if I have your permission ladies and gentlemen will end with the Lord's prayer Just do the version that you know our father Boy, this is gay man Peterson looks like he's Peterson's crouching next to him. He's ways crouchinging? He's not sitting on something? Oh, that sucks ass.

He's like crouching. He's like, doing a Cholo pose. He's on a prison pose. Yeah. That's Susan Sue. Also, I would think that Peterson's not like a religious guy. He is. He's very religious.

I didn't know that. He's incredibly religious. I will be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done Give us give those It's so boring cares. Yeah, hurry up with it Hurry get me to heaven. Oh shit. There we go. Two-faced two two faces. So well you copied a big tweet

Yeah, you're a thief. I didn't see that if you're a thief. You're a hack. I didn't know that. Now you knew that. Didn't see it. We got to look into this though. Russell Brand. Russell Brand. You did recon on this subject. I am so oblivious to everything that's happening around me at any given moment. How dare you? Why Russell Brand abandoned hedonism. Yeah. Cause he was getting caught raping. You go too deep in that. See, I realize, you know, it's just that... Sometimes they don't like it. These legal repercussions, it's just always having comps coming inside of him and when they don't want it.

So that's why I don't like hedonism no more. You can't just put the bangers in the mash and say no! That is a very interesting guess. In a relationship with divine guidance, the only thing that can possibly emerge is either chaos or despotic force. Elon Musk in a matter of posts can disrupt, elevate new potential kings, desecrate them and remove them in a matter of moments. Are you hopeful? And what are your concerns? He looks...

He looks bad, yeah. He looks bad. You know it's what's crazy. I just fucking flood my vape You know what's crazy about this though is is this has been a slow build and I don't know what caused this Cultural shift is that the left literally had no ideologues and now all of a sudden the right has Russell Brand They have Jordan Peterson. They had me Lee They these guys would have rise and fall like Milo and all those dudes They have Jordan Peterson. They had Meeley. These guys would have rise and fall like Milo and all those dudes. They have like literally like an Avengers assemble group of intellectuals

that they have immense media power that they can call upon at any given moment. Right. Right. It is very bizarre. I don't know if this has ever existed before. Comedians really for the first time ever. Yeah. And it overlaps. Comedians are historically very liberal. And now there's like a ton of conservative comedians. It's it's it's bizarre

Yeah, the most the biggest comedians are conservative. Yeah, we're not whatever conservative Rogan Shane Theo Yeah, there's three biggest podcasts in the world It's very funny because I feel like someone will be say well left as like AOC and it's like I don't have two hours Of AOC talking. No, you might do a live stream. once in a while. She's gotta hit the pod circuit. She needs to start doing shit with the... Getting OnlyFans, talk to me about policy. They don't know how to do it. They're gonna be finished soon.

It's gonna all be like former celebrities. Well, someone did a poll recently saying that Kamala is the ideal candidate for the next election. That's crazy. Are you guys gonna do that again? That's crazy. That's insane. This has to gonna do that again? That's crazy. That's insane. This has to be, I'm gonna be honest, this has to be some kind of fucking

intelligence community thing. From what I've seen happen in the 60s with cultural shifts and how much the CIA funded that, these guys have to be in the pocket of some fucking government agency somewhere. It's crazy. Like all these guys are getting funded by the CIA? Not funded, maybe indirectly. The funny thing about intelligence communities. You don't even know when they're touching you they'll actually get to you in such roundabout ways No, I'm gonna answer that how Chinese Chinese organizations on university campuses earning. They'll actually you'll join a group, right? It'll be like you're a white guy and they're like hey come to the fucking you know, China club or some shit

And then all of a sudden like hey We'll pay you like $50,000 to do this thing for the China club And then you get arrested by the by the FBI like you're actually that $50,000 you got was actually brought to you by the Chinese government You're doing espionage work for them without even knowing it And I do think these guys have people around them even if it's a person they know that they know that they know That could be getting money influence from anything like this. It's just creepy as hell.

And it's bizarre and it's so powerful at this point and the Democrats in the left have zero influence like this on the public. They don't, there's nothing cool about anybody. I would love to find out that John was like a side experiment where he went to a convention. They're like, live in her office, eat potatoes. And it just worked on him.

He's like, it's crazy, man. I'm MK Ultrad. They've been sneaking acid inside of my office beef for fucking years. They wanted to get you off your fucking Facebook political group. Oh, dude, it's crazy, man. What'd you guys talk about in that group?

Oh, so that group, it was actually very great. It was, so I was very right, incredibly right wing when I was in my early 20s like like honestly like very racist I'm a massive piece. I was an angry young white guy and I'm open about I'll talk about There was one time we were and look at you now look at me none of those things John was like scientifically breaking down why like like like Latin people are of lower intelligence or something I wasn't doing that you did you were saying like something about

like you were saying something about like like Mexican people I never got in a race science you were kind of one time really yeah I'll take it was the only time I've ever been uncomfortable around you whatever I'll take it I did that wasn't uncomfortable I was just amused yeah I'll tell you right now though you refused to shake Kyle Massey's hand and Bob Bob's big boy that one time back in the day Was he a bitch Cory in the house Cory the oh cuz he's black. No, no, but did I? You've been making shit up now I did used to drive around we used to drive through crunch on poor milk on

And then I and then I realized was pouring milk. And then I realized, I had this, pouring milkshakes, dairy products on minorities. We used to throw vanilla milkshakes at black prostitutes. They're sitting at a counter. Dude, my brother had a terrible phase of telling like racist jokes,

but he has the worst comedic timing of all time. I mean, like shouts everything. But we'd be like a family dinner with people who are not humor-full at all. He'd be like, what do you call a hot tub full of black people? It's called Cocoa Puffs. And everyone's like, okay, there's no time involved.

You were just too excited to say it. It's called Cocoa Puffs. Okay, got that one out. Uh. But yeah, so I, and then when I was like 24, 25, It's called Cocoa Puffs. Okay, got that one out. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Hahaha, it was. You like, you like- It was. It still sounds like it is. No, no, dude. Imagine for, imagine I'm hanging out with Devin, I'm hanging out with Black Lives Matter Cost all day. I was not Black Lives Matter Cost.

I'm hanging out with Black Lives Matter cost all day I have I had black friends. They all killed them anyways Black Lives Matter cost Now I was thinking everybody was hating on me for fucking a year supporting Trump, huh? I recently found out Jack killed him so Cuz Trump won he serious. Oh no shut the fuck. No I got no dude, I was on I was on Oh, no, shut the fuck up. No, I got- You're so dumb. You know what's sad, dude?

I was on Instagram the other night, and I saw Jack Knight fucking stand up, just called by it, fucking. I didn't know the guy, he still hurt me a little bit. His new Laugh Factory set they released was really great. Yeah, anyway, so I- Yeah, he's dead. He'll never be around ever again.

Anyways, I was a day one Trump 2016 supporter. Everybody talks shit about me for a year. He had like a 3% chance of winning. And then when that fucking Election clock was going my way I was just fuck you John and John and I were watching the the debate when he goes cuz you'd be in jail when he said You'd be in jail. We both were like But so then I realized you're hurting bad black they're hurting black people bad Then I realized hurting black people bad. Then I realized hurting black people bad.

And then I kind of became, I swung. You're like racist, Slingblade. You know, we can't hurt black people. Then I hopped over to the left and then I realized, and then I joined this political group that was full of like what I would only describe as radical centrist liberals. And they would just like, and then I realized

they hated people on the left. They also hated people on the far right and they would just like and then I realized they they they hated people on the left They also hated people on the far right and they're also very intelligent and they actually Kind of the sad thing is you know McKeever was a member of that group and they kind of took me under that we're wing and we're just like and I just Absorbed 20% of what all the John McKeever by the way No, no, and then I the different guy totally different guy and then Cooler McKee Stuff they're like the guy that created tires

That's that's where there were a lot of fringe political people in that group that because they would they'd liked open dialogue with people at A time when open dialogue with neo-Nazis and far leftists was not really accepted. Darryl Cooper was in that group and Darryl Cooper was a fucking fascist. People are getting on, they've been getting on people for talking shit. Dave Smith likes Darryl Cooper a lot. He was defending him all over his room.

Darryl Cooper. I don't know who Darryl Cooper is. Darryl Cooper was on Joe Rogan. He said that thing where he was like, he said he's kinda trying to fuck with his friend but he also actually believes that Churchill was the chief villain of World War II. Darrell Cooper is a, okay, I don't wanna fucking

cancel some guy on a fucking podcast. I had a- He's a much bigger deal. I think he'll be all right. He'll be fine, he's much bigger. He was on Rogan three weeks ago. The thing is, I remember my friend sent me a screenshot. He's on Rogan, you're on Rogan.

I'm on Darryl Cooper used to say there was a Jewish guy in the group I remember Darryl Cooper telling him that he's gonna give him something the ADL really has to come like something that ADL will really Complain about like threatening this Jewish life. Basically. I remember Darryl Cooper screenshot was Hitler's raised fist I raised hand like the guy hated fucking really the guy hated Jews I was a hardcore. I wonder if Dave Smith knows any of that because Dave Smith was really defended him hard on the last episode I mean, what's his face the first podcaster ever the history guy Dan Carlin used to talk shit to Darryl Cooper constantly I'll Cooper comment under Dan Carlin's post and Dan Carlin be like why don't you just call yourself a fucking fascist already like Dan Carlin was awesome He's very he's very pop people, you know, like the Rogans of the world

Well, that's the sad thing is I watched Darryl Cooper number when I was so fucking racist in my early 20s I watched guys like Darryl Cooper. It's so you're so beautiful. I totally Same tone of like yeah when I was a fat kid It's so you're so beautiful. I totally open the same tone of like yeah when I was a fat kid No, I watch guys like Darryl Cooper and the way I was a vicious racist It was a much different time for me Well, I mean I got radicalized on fucking 4chan and they they do it in a very sneaky way Yeah, like and if you know, I'm sure the frogs are fucking cute man. Well, you got you got got by Pepe I got fought by Pepe's and the thing is is like it's a very sneaky slippery slope or Darrell Cooper's going

on podcasts and talking about things that make a lot of sense and it is just a slow degradation into Being a fascist you you you start being like yeah, yeah doesn't make sense Why you keep you baby and then it just and then you start hanging out the right guys hang out the right guys It's all just kind of secret code and then eventually you you're a fucking full-blown big fat fascist in your fucking room. And it sucks. It really, it is not good, and you know. Was this like your fattest?

Yeah, sometimes. It's so funny. So fat, so angry. You're like Ethan Subly from American History. Exactly. It was cartoonish. John had a pickup truck, and he would pull up smoking Marlboro's

and yelling about this type of shit. Yeah, and it's not, it's a, yeah racism is like, you know, bad, but no, I, it's fun to make jokes. It's fun to make jokes. It's, it's, there are a lot of things. I am very conservative in certain points, but like also like there's reasons these kinds of beliefs have died out and they only exist in small pockets

of society because they are not they do not work with society at large these days and They just don't they don't fit in a in progression for culture It is funny to lose weight and become less hateful. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was like the racism was stored in your fat It was yeah, I just shut it. I puk you black pitch every morning and your race is cuz your joints hurt. Yeah, he has a too much weight on a diary You watch you watch black guys run. You're like piece of shit And and Peterson on that but on a hedonism judge to the greatest minds the continual renewal of the mind that it talks of in

Romans I hope I came across like this you did not okay fuck Ideology much more familiar with corral together loosely under the term new age Stay continually present in the moment die unto yourself allow yourself to die as it says in Galatians be born again moment to moment now as we enter this period of I haven't taken a shit in 14 years my gut is my gut is leaking and exploding at all times with meat I have diverticulitis I might become a bio hacker you know I want to fuck my daughter I do I secretly want to fuck my with meat. I have diverticulitis. I might become a biohacker. You know, I want to fuck my daughter. I do, I secretly want to fuck my daughter.

Leaky gut is such a funny sounding thing. I have leaky guts. The only time I take a shit is when it leaks. It's like a roof. No shit of mine is intentional. They put a bucket under my ass every morning It catches all the poop when I tie my shoes and make my bed I look I look down at the ground and realize my leaky gut is spilled shit all over the floor

Make your bed, then tie your shoes. Make your bed, tie your shoes, blow your head off. He stinks. He sucks. He really, I loved him so much back in the day. I thought he was great. I remember that one time, the first time I ever watched him was with me, you and your mom on the couch. We were all like, who is this guy?

Owning that dumb girl. Killing these kids. You know what's funny is also these people, they love to parade this idea that they're the most Americans that are taking America back, but like guys like Mark Twain would hate these dudes. Right. These guys, actual Americans, like I would hate these guys.

And you know. Well especially like old literary guys, they were freaks, you know. Talking to this guy. Come on, come on. Russell, Russell, how about you and I, we hit downtown London tonight and we rape some posh pussy How about we all let's go hang out with JK Rowling and kill a tranny Jk growling rompers stompers trannies at night

She's got JK growling rompers, stompers, trannies at night. She's running through zonles. She's got JK growling. She makes a big wolf noise when she kills trans people. Hoooo! Arrrrrr! Arrrrrr! She's got a skeleton tattooed on her arm. Relax, JK, relax! First we have to defeat the ideologues. I will say, the term turf, it sounds too cool.

Turfs are cool. Turfs are cool. Trans exclusionary radical feminists. No, I'll say that right now. I don't think so, but for hating someone so much, it's like, don't give them such a cool fucking name. I think the problem with, I'm not saying, okay, trans people are fine. Jesus Christ. What I'm trying to say is is like I know where he's going with

this right a lot of og fucking feminists what the problem with when when trans entered the trans people enter the feminism discussion is now instead of actual rights for women and equity equity for women now the idea of what a woman is is being discussed and it's completely distracting from the original topic. And Andrew Dworkin, Andrew Dworkin suck ass, but like she also I think was a pretty sick person. She's hot.

Yeah. I don't know what she looks like. All radical feminists are really hot. It's, it's, yeah. If, if, if. They, they're great. Every radical feminist looks like the guy in my dinner with Andre What's that guy's name?

The main the main issue I see with with when when trans people entered the feminism movement It was like trans people if you're a trans man in transition in your late 20s early 30s You don't know what it's like to be looked at sexually since you were 12 You don't have nearly the amount of, you're also still strong. The biggest, the foundation of a lot of feminism movements is the idea of the power dynamic between men and women that men are more powerful. You know what I mean?

It's just hard to make that argument. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I got nothing to say on that. Um. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Everyone on the page around knows what I'm saying. I will say, the shit that would bother the fuck out of me when I lived in

Brooklyn was like Girls who just decided they were lesbians or non-binary whatever like out of nowhere. Yeah, I like 27 years old. They just conveniently like co-opt the struggle and to talk about how hard it was their entire life and how they're like Mistreated and you know, it's like no you were prom queen and how they're like mistreated and you know, it's like no, you were prom queen. You were fine your entire time. You lived the lie successfully, but don't try to act like you are with these people

who are like at Stonewall, you know what I mean? Like getting beat up and thrown in lockers because you were gay. The same thing bothers me when Asians try to jump in on like Black Lives Matter. Yeah. Asian Americans try to talk like they've had as much, because they had to build a railroad in the 1800s

There are Irish people building the railroad to you fucking retards like it was like that's their biggest thing There's a lot of people trying to bandwagon and hop on and yeah It's also like if you were our age around our age. It's like wasn't if you're just a gay guy wasn't that bad No, I mean like my friend Zack in New York He is very gay love funny as hell, too But he was talking about how like funny and like I hate so much fun in high school. He was prom king Yeah, popular girls don't want to fuck him. Yeah, he's tall and jacked. He's like, no, I'm gay as hell And everyone's like you're the best dude. It's like it sounds pretty good. Yeah, I was in my school

We're fine. We were all boys Catholic school. We had gay guys at our school. Yeah, dude They were talking about sucking each other's dicks all the time They're two gay guys in our school and everybody was just like, they're okay. What? And you let this happen? I gotta pee. My friend Kevin Trujillo beat up a gay guy in high school. What the fuck? And we were all like, that wasn't cool man.

Hey man. Like this kid was like talking shit and they met at Pepsi Park and they fought and Kevin just beat the shit out of him. We're like, oh, Kevin. It's like a hate crime now. It's really bad of you. It's not a fight. Yeah, he had like acrylic nails on.

Oh no. I know. Oh. He wanted to fight. He did want to fight. He did want to fight, but it's like, yeah, he did beat up a lady, essentially. A lot of gay guys are tough.

Yeah. Very tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean that one video is like an all-timer, that tall skinny black guy. Oh yeah, that's great. You talking shit, Kevin, or whatever his name was. Yeah, he beats the shit out of that guy.

One of the best fucking slingshots left. Yeah, yeah. What is the J.K. Rowling, I know you don't wanna get into this, but I guess we're gonna kind of, we're gonna tread lightly, you know. But like the turf thing, do you know anything about the JK Rowling stuff?

Did she start off, like I always thought she was saying pretty normal things at the beginning. Now she's obsessed and like insane. Like never stops. Yeah, which happens to everybody who gets on this topic and they won't let it go. But I mean, Dave Chappelle's initial joke wasn't that bad. Yeah.

It was a normal joke about trans people and then all of a sudden it became this like, he just kept chasing the dragon. Like you wanna get mad at me, I'll double down. Right, right right same thing happened JK Rowling yeah because I do I mean yeah the there you I don't really know if it's this you know you're not the same as a woman here's here's the thing well right isn't that what a trans exclusionary radical feminist is I don't

I don't I don't I don't I I I don't mind trans people existing What's not at all? I think they should have every right that a regular person has the thing is okay at all Don't give a shit at all They are actually a very very very very small portion of the population and this idea That they've been pushing with fucking identity politics and all this stuff is that there's like secret trans people that if trans rights were more of a Everyday thing it would be like 30% of the population is actually trans and that's what when Connor was talking about like these 27 year olds all of a sudden becoming non-binary

Wasn't the whole thing like women have periods trans people don't so you technically you don't go through what women do I don't give a fuck I know I don't carry it. I just don't like the women were getting annoyed about yeah It wasn't it wasn't just that it was the fact that you know they're now in it's it's a bunch of Biological men entering a space that was reserved for biological women and these women and the turn of the century were throwing themselves in front of fucking horses so they could vote You know what I mean? And like yes, I I don't think your sexual identity has anything to Should affect your ability to live whatsoever, but quite frankly your sexual identity is the most boring fucking thing about you

Yeah, and who you want to fuck and when you want to fuck and how you want to fuck it So it's so childish the biggest's the biggest thing everyone talks about. And liberals are so fucking sex obsessed. They're so fucking sex obsessed. All they want to do is talk about sex, sex, sex. It's disgusting. It's unimportant and it's bullshit. And also, and I saw this fucking media today.

You aren't a revolutionary because you like to come around a certain gender or a certain way. It's like, why are we even talking about this? Go come however you want. Go fuck. Shut the fuck up about it though. Who we even talking about this? Go come however you want. Shut the fuck up about it though. Who gives a shit about it? Go dress.

You don't have Cesar Chavez. Yeah, and I saw this meme the other day and it was like, why aren't trans people going to old people's persons homes and talking about and doing storybook hour there? Why is it always children? So it's just, I don't like, and I'm not saying it's wrong for them to talk to children.

Anyone should talk to children, but the thing is, it's like, it's direct children talking thing. I don't know I just it's it's we gotta say I like drag queens more too. I like those fake tits I like when they just throw that that's right queens are a lot been a bunch of drag shows They're fun seems easier to Connor into the room, and I'm like I'm a big dress I take a shit I

Love trans people. I just I do I do think the The drag I love when they just they would they we know We because we hang out at gay bars a lot when we go to we go to the there's that drag queen night Yeah, I love when they just throw that shit on every Friday. It seems so much easier. Mm-hmm I Want sexy to their big tits? Yeah big fake tits and it gets my fucking Mike. It gets my my my cartoon brain gone I went to the yeah, by the way, Joey officially tits. And it gets my fucking, it gets my cartoon brain gone. I went to the uh.

By the way, Joey officially bailed. Oh yeah, I saw that. What'd he say? He said fellas, I might actually be sick. He's such an asshole. I love how he tells me to take a month off and he's literally gonna take two weeks off. What do you mean?

He's always like, take a month off, John. Take a month off for what? He's always telling me, that's his thing. He goes, take a month off potting, John. If I'm like complaining about anything and he just takes two weeks off. We also were doing- Never missed an episode.

He was like, oh perfect, because I'm going out of town next week. So we were doing this to get him, for Connor and I were going out, it was like, come on, this was perfect. But he was poisoned, it's not his fault. It's not his fault. He was poisoned.

He only had 28 drinks last night. It's not his fault. He's sick, he has a virus. Someone did this to me. He must have caught a cold or something. He's talking to himself in the mirror right now. I love the initial claim of I think Richie poisoned me. I think Richie poisoned me. I remember my roommate was a pedophile in college. He got caught by the FBI.

What? And I tell you this story. Oh yeah, this is coming back. So you think I should tell it for new listeners? It's real short. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. My roommate was a pedophile in college. He got caught by the FBI And I tell you the story. Oh, yeah You think I should tell for new listeners, it's real short

I had a roommate that was downloading CP on his fucking Online wire while I was in college. So cute. We need to stop. I just don't want to say child porn It's I know like there's a comic who goes by comedian CP. That's fucked up. He's got to change that Yeah, anyway, he's a comedian CP people have told him to and he goes CP. That's fucked up. He's gotta change that. Yeah. Comedian CP, wow. People have told him too, and he goes, man, that's white people shit. And it's like, well, I mean, it is the new. It kinda is.

Open that market to yourself maybe, you know what I mean? Yeah. But the, anyway, so my roommate was downloading LimeWire stuff, and then the FBI came to my room and got him. I thought I was gonna get hit for downloading music illegally. That was, I literally.

He was on LimeWire downloading CP, he was on LimeWare downloading. He was on LimeWare. It was like the Make It Rain remix with Little Wayne and Fat Joe and then Child Porn. And Child Porn's way too loud and it shatters your eardrums. I was constantly on the Pirate Bay downloading video games and stuff

and I was just like, I literally was like, oh fuck, has you heard, remember that guy who got caught downloading Kenny G albums and they got hit with like a billion dollar lawsuit? I was like fuck, and I remember just was like, oh fuck, cause you heard, remember that guy who got caught downloading Kenny G albums and they got hit with like a million dollar lawsuit? I was like fuck, and I remember just being like, and then they're like, is blah blah blah here, your roommate, and I was like, oh thank fucking God. That'd be very funny.

Oh, it's a pedophile thing. Oh, holy shit. You get caught, you get in trouble for the child porn being copyrighted, not for it being illegal. Yeah, that was from Diddy's estate. You're stealing child porn, that's illegal. You have to buy it, scumbag.

Your honor, my client, he didn't know, he would have, he'll pay for the child porn. No, but the only reason I'm bringing this up is Joey's thing reminds me of this because I remember I walked in he like had a mental breakdown my roommate after he got very funny to be like this what Joey's doing right now really reminds me of my roommate that was a pedophile this dude I walked into the fucking dorm one time I opened the door and it was

like pitch black in there and I remember that there was it was like the legend you know the Indiana Jones the light panning when you open the door and there's like a beam of light going across the room and I just it stops and he's butt-naked Crouched on the fucking sink in front of the mirror. Oh my god. He's a big boy to look like Hank Hill He had he he was scratching at his reflection in the mirror going this is not who I am Fuck oh my god, yeah, dude, he used to freak my dad like I'm fucking dying the idea of John at his fattest living in a room Like that's a cursed room over there don't go to that room it was horrible he wore thongs He'd wear thongs. He'd hop out of his bed. He'd have shit stained thongs

And I'm ready to wipe it everywhere Everywhere ever I was having a mental breakdown Such terrible underwear to wear if you're gonna shit your pants split it right But carving your turds yeah Yeah, it was fucked up cuz I then moved they moved me I moved dorms as I felt I was like this man's gonna have black whack out and kill me one night and move doors this this was pre getting busted for Chopper this is after he had a mental breakdown after you didn't go to jail No, he wasn't making or distributing it. He was just downloading it. So they just put you on parole What yeah, they don't they?

Jail here's the sad thing about that is if they arrested everybody was down on a child born We would not have enough space to hold those people they They give you a fix-it ticket. Yeah, just fix that Yeah, they monitor your internet. Just fix that about yourself do that one guy from a glee He played that character puck on Lee. He got a bus with child born. We killed himself actually But the DA said it's the largest amount of child born. He's ever seen on a single hard like hard drive Oh, and then he killed himself that to hung a little league The DA said it's the largest amount of child porn he's ever seen on a single hard drive. And then he killed himself to hung a little league. He hung himself where I grew up playing baseball.

Why would he hang himself there? Because that's where the dreams were made. Yeah, that was his field of dreams. He walked out into the cornfield. That was his catcher in the ride. He goes, if you build it, I will come. Yeah, that's like Michael Jordan hanging himself at the United Center.

He's like the ball pit, little Leefield. It's a noose made of like little tyke plastic. It's nerd's rope. The stool's a little tyke stool, he kicks the stool. He takes that little Fisher Price car. He had a little whiff. He drives off a cliff on a tricycle. It takes that little Fisher price car A little drives off a cliff on a tricycle Fucking free yeah, and they hit me up like three years later ask it to hang out

Hey, man, you feel it I'm thinking a couple beers some child porn, you know, just like the old days Yeah, I I treated him like a chomo. That's terrifying, scratching it. That's like out of a horror movie. He had a hard cock. It's also so performative. Yeah, this is not the way. And he's doing it to show people. He used to talk to himself in his sleep. He's literally having a mental breakdown.

It was crazy. And I remember I treated him like shit after that. I probably didn't help. I would use his fucking towel. Oh dude, I'd use his towels and his silverware, all that shit all day and I wouldn't wash it. I'd put it in the sink. I'm like, what are you gonna do, pedo?

Yeah. And you complain, he had the balls to come up to me and be like, can you stop wiping your toothpaste on my towels? I was like, nope. You stop watching child child porn. Exactly! It sucked it.

I'd sleep on my buddy's floor in his dorm. Cause I was like, I wanna be near this guy. We had nothing to worry about. You weren't a child, so. Yeah, no, I was afraid he's going to shoot me or something. Yeah. It was a fucked up place. Jesus Christ. That was out in Illinois. You should have, you should have fucked with him and put

in like little boy clothes. I start dressing in a little sailor outfit. Come and dress like nest from super smash brothers. Try to grab my yo yo yo yo. Big lollipop. Yeah. What a nightmare. Yeah. Yeah, and then I they moved me to a dorm with a guy took an RPG in the face in Iraq Fucking spackle not there. I mean what I like talking about RPG exploded near him and he got hit in his face with shrapnel

Oh my god, super nice guy super nice guy You gotta be at that point. Well the problem is he'd had such bad PTSD, be up to like four in the morning drinking coffee, so I would just kinda talk to him, and I'd be like, but then I was like not getting sleep. Cause I was dorming in the agricultural dorms with the guy that took it on a PTSD go face.

So you went from a guy, you went from a pedophile to a guy with PTSD that was like digging holes in the middle of the night. And like, screaming. It was crazy, it was like a movie. It's just like, I just wanna go work on my farm. You're like, there's gotta be another option here. People like, having a normal guy to live with. What college did you go to?

Southern Illinois University, Carbondale. Why'd you do that, by the way? Because they were the only one that accepted me without me being on academic probation. And did you feel like you had to go to college? You had a lot of pressure. Yeah, St. Francis, bro, you know this. Yeah.

You're fucking retarded. Dude, your class was like the least successful class. My class was the most successful class they had in like 15 years. Yeah. Everybody went to college. Yeah. And it's everyone's- Everyone in my class

like went to college, but then they ruined their lives. They realized that they couldn't afford it and they all went back to community college. Yeah, like what I did. Yeah. That's horrible. it and they all went back to community college. And then. Yeah, like what I did. Yeah. That's horrible. Yeah, my neighbor growing up went to San Francisco also

and they would talk so much shit to my parents about like me being in public school. And they're like, watch AJ, he's gonna be in academia. You know, go to GCC with me. Yeah, they all do. Like it's like, all right, we have classes together. So we're in the exact same spot. I'm so happy about my choice to walk off campus

the minute that they told me I had to go do something. They were like, actually, no, you have to go to the administration office and do something. And I was like, that's the last time I'm ever told to go to some administration office. I just walked straight to my car. I threw my textbooks out the window of my car on the way home on my last day.

It was a great feeling. I mean, I only went to GCC because my dad was so mad at me because I didn't apply to college. I left college, I left community college like Jesse Pinkman leaving the Neo Nazis. You cry and just ripping the steering wheel. It was a great day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't go.

I didn't care. I didn't want to go. I didn't want anything to do with it. And I would start every semester at GCC with a full-time schedule. And I would just drop them one by one until I had like a Photoshop class and I would just fail it. You know what I had like a Photoshop class and we just fail it

You know it's fucked up is like I was such a bad student at a 1.8 GPA in high school And then I went to GCC when I was like 19 20 and I got a 3.5 and I still hated it I graduated high school like a 3.7. That's good. That's crazy. Yeah, I am Really yeah, I was just very charming so I? Yeah. Well, you must have got your third grade. I was just very charming. So I did like sweet talk my, you know, teachers until I gave them extra credits. Come on, you had to be a good student. You can't get 3.7 being a charming guy.

I somehow graduated high school without ever passing Algebra II, which is like not allowed. Huh. So I don't even know how I did it. I was... You fucked your teachers. Yeah, well they fucked me.

My ass is in shambles. I used to bribe my Spanish teacher with my dad's WGA screeners. Really? Yeah, I'd be like, just give me a passing grade, and I'd give him no kinder for old men. That rules.

Yeah, I gave him, there will be blood. I remember just going up to my chemistry teacher and going, please, and he was like, all right, and he gave me a D. Yeah, I mean, I was the popular kid in class. I was the class clown, and everyone liked me a D. Yeah, I mean, I was like the popular kid in class. Like, I was class clown, and everyone liked me, and the teachers thought I was funny. So I would just be like, hey,

can I just give an extra credit assignment? I'd get through that way, but no, I was terrible. I could never understand college. I never had that like, ooh, I'm excited to go. Everyone else was excited. I was like fat. I just didn't think it would be like a part. I didn't understand.

Like, I hated school. Well, you didn't smoke weed or drink. I hated every second being trapped in school. Every second. So when people would be like, where are you going to college? I'm like, I don't wanna live at school too. Like it sounded insane to me. I don't wanna live at the school.

That's the one thing I do miss out on. I wish I did. But now I wish I did. Cause I would love to fuck some young strange. I mean, I was, I had a hating girlfriend. I wish I'm, because I would love to fuck some young strange. Sure, I had a hating girlfriend. I wish I'm in college right now. I want to fuck an 18 year old really hard at a party. Fuck, she's passed out.

I want to fuck this shit, an 18 year old. I went to see that fucking, I went to Gainesville and I went to that Gators game and I was looking around like boy, I really fucked up. These people are having rampant, rampant drunk sex all the time. I did the most racist thing I ever did in college. I would love to fuck an SEC girl.

It was Halloween. You're like John starting every sentence today is killing me. I was, it was Halloween and there was a black frat on campus and I remember me and my buddy Zach, we were like, we were like, we were like, let's go get some black chicks. They stop in the yard. Dude remember me and my buddy Zach. We're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, let's go get some black chicks. They stop in the yard. Dude, we went, me and my buddy Zach, we're both white guys. You know what I mean? And then we go to the, I know what you mean.

We go to the line and they're like $5, $5, $5. And they see him in Zach and they go $25 to get into the frat party. And I was like, and we're like, dude, fuck you. And my buddy Jordan's from South side of Chicago. It was his black dude. He was Sammy L Jackson from the movie the whole fiction pull fiction and he had the Jerry curl wig Uh-huh. I hate that. Yeah the Jerry curl wig and on the way out I was like, let me borrow your Jerry curl wig and I put it on and I went back in line and I was like I'm black

I'm saying I'm the bastard son of little Richard. I go down the best And then they wouldn't they got real mad at me. They did. Oh, yeah, they're like, fuck you big Richard It's funny though. Yeah, they took the wig off me and then clown on me and it always get me a way They fucked my ass I told you guys about this. We could wrap this up soon probably be telling some old stories But I was like, is that this like I was just you know fat I went visited like me and my friends went and visited my other friend at like in Oregon He was going to college at Oregon's whatever you know where they have all the cool jerseys cuz the Nike guy went there

Yeah, and that we went we had to go to some stupid fucking party And it was packed and it was just one of those parties where the guy comes in eventually And party and it was packed and it was just one of those parties where the guy comes in eventually. It's everyone. I love those. And the cops were called to this one and I hated it. And as we were walking out, I was like, I was like, I was like, like telling all the cops, I was like, great job guys. Thank you so much. It's sucked ass in there.

Glad to be of service. Now I love that. That I had a guy do that at a party. I was at an Arcadia when I was in high school and he came out with a butcher I'm glad to be of service. Now I love that. I had a guy do that at a party. I was at an Arcadia when I was in high school and he came out with a butcher knife and started waving at a kid. It's like he's gonna stab somebody.

We're like, dude, this is so scary. They did it on purpose. They loved that shit. They loved the- Get the fuck out. There was always a guy at the party that couldn't wait to shut it down. I have a little joke about that.

I was like, why is this so fucking familiar to me? Have you done that joke on the pod? No, it's the funniest impression Impression though, it's so fucking funny You guys are doing actually we were I remember the day we I wrote that you wrote it. Yeah, I thought of Genghis Cohen Yep, you mean Mike Menendez. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's just a joke about that. I just love the accent use for those guys Everybody get the fuck out I'm not playing and there's always the guy that's like he's got the Jeep and he's like I could take them He always wants to take the drunkest women. Yeah

You put her back on the grass put her back on the dirt and grass for she safe Yeah, I do know I never did any of that stuff I just hunkered down and didn't have any success for ten years I mean I went to parties all through high school then after high school I didn't start drinking until I was like 21 I was jambalushi so I was just sober as hell parties chain-smoking cigarettes and but I was like addicted to go to parties about six I suppose here's from like 16 to 22 damn I was 16 to 27 like half pack a day. Mm-hmm Yeah, really gross. I'm glad you finally fucking quit. I'm vaping like this is this is worse. I think way worse

What you talking about? I don't know if it's worse, but I do it more. Yeah, I buy a hat you do which to vaping Yeah, actually rep me better be better be a better person. Did you not read the peer-reviewed study? Be better. Be better. Be a better person. I should be a kilogram of yogurt. Did you not read the peer reviewed study? Kilogram anyway. All right folks, fuck Joey.

Everyone messaged Joey telling me he's a fucking scumbag. Fucking loser. And come to Cringe, April 26th. I got the date wrong last episode, so yeah. April 26th, Saturday. New exciting stuff coming, and subscribe to the YouTube, please. Joey wasn't here today,

but he'll be at Cringe doing a play with Ben Avery. It'll be great. Patreon.com slash hatewatch podcast. Love you guys. Love you, bye.