Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Sad Hens

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Thanksgiving, the Wicked press tour, Hannah Kobayashi, Jordan Peterson and dragons https://www.patreon.com/c/HateWatchPodcast ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. Okay, happy Thanksgiving folks. I hope everyone's had a lovely Thanksgiving weekend. What are you thankful for? You guys and the listeners and. Not me. Whoa, starting it on hot. I'm kidding, I like most of you.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Yeah. Yeah, you're all great, man. You're okay, you're gonna be all right. Everyone's gonna do this. I don't know. Everyone has to go before it's through fire. Yeah. Everyone but you and Joey. John is like, yeah, John really had it bad for a long time.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Devin's like, look, the worst member of the podcast has to go through this no matter what. It's always, this is just what happens. You're squid from Rocket Power. There's nothing you can do about it. You know, it's as if reality is setting in. It's horrible. I'm sorry. Say that to the narrative. Go ahead, buddy. I had a great idea that I think could maybe turn this all around for you.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Connor's hiking corner. No, no, not that. For crying out loud. You gotta laugh. You gotta take it back. You gotta take it from him. I haven't had a corner in a long time. Well, I was gonna say what we could do to hopefully turn this around for Connor is we send him on like a six-week John boot camp like the kick-ass boot camp and he lives in the office with John for six weeks it would be fun to have like a rocky montage of me living like John and you just kick ass and then when you get done and you
Starting point is 00:02:03 come back on the app it's just just like every thread on Reddit is like, Connor kicks ass, Connor rules, fucking kicks ass, hiking kicks ass. It's like just top to bottom. I think a hiking corner. It is like a psychological thing. Like if every episode you just go like, I'm sorry, I'm fucking amazing.
Starting point is 00:02:20 People in like a month will be like, Connor's fucking amazing. Me and my boy Dean Withers are holding it down, I don't know man. You, Dean Withers, Harry Sisson, how was your Thanksgiving yesterday? Did you guys refuse to celebrate because of what happened to the Indians?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Uh huh, exactly. Do people actually, is there a thing where people actually actively have stopped celebrating Thanksgiving because it got all woke? That was on depression meals, I love Reddit depression meals, there's one post that was like, just thinking about love reddit depression meals. There's one post was like Just thinking about what the United States did to my people hundreds of years ago
Starting point is 00:02:51 Big chief dipshit don't give a shit actual Native Americans have a they have a case Yeah, I think that's what that guy that guy was a Native American over it. Wow. No, I take your fire water collecting government checks all day, smoking dope. And the casino, man, chill. Have fun, put some semen off. Eating government cheese. Getting trafficked. Having fun, doing smoke signals.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I've seen these, I've seen these reservations. They're fucking sitting pretty. 20 points. These really nice reservations. There's a new live-in town. Why don't you take a seat? Cause I'm gonna defend the Native Americans here. Charlie Mexican would be so mad at me
Starting point is 00:03:26 if I didn't step in here. There's a new live in town. No, yeah, I've actually realized, I think, I noticed that there's a, like, it was just, it was a little quieter, quieter on the Western front around this Thanksgiving, and I feel like some people are just like not, they don't do it. I did see a tweet today that was from a verified account
Starting point is 00:03:46 just called conservative. Yeah. It was already just funny, I don't know how they. On Reddit or something? No, on Twitter. Just called conservative, verified account. And it was a very handsome picture, like a painting of like a white colonizer.
Starting point is 00:04:01 And just said we colonize because we love. Wow. That was the whole love From a verified account Yeah, that is why it's cuz we love yes. Yeah, I mean we had to do it. Yeah, I think we had to do it to him We just had to do it. What are we supposed to do land on a you know on on Plymouth Ron? And they just go like hey, so once you're in my bed, but we'll head back Yeah, that's a loser mentality. So we supposed to, did they bring us food or we brought, they brought us food, right?
Starting point is 00:04:28 We went here, actually by the time we got here, our diseases just from minor colonial excursions had wiped out half of them. Yeah. And all the way to California. Really? Like Lewis and Clark were coming across decimated societies and they were the first guys there
Starting point is 00:04:42 because they're just disease. Well, we also started weaponizing smallpox and yeah but they were loving it on blankets and they would stick I heard that was light it light them on fire and your babies on rocks there's a bloodbath all the colors of the way that the colors are white baby the blankets with the with the smallpox and stuff I heard that was overblown what Well, I didn't mean to we didn't need to we didn't mean to we just gave him some blankets I mean, are you troll you or is that an actual theory? I don't know
Starting point is 00:05:12 I heard somewhere a long time ago that that was maybe a little overblown because I used to make that I used to say That all the time and somebody put me in my place I don't I listen that man was not also the British were funding Cherokee to kill Americans So they were in turncoats against us and the bits goes for that was the Cherokee Wars the British were funding Cherokee to kill Americans. So they were in turncoats against us. And that was the Cherokee Wars. The British were giving half the Cherokees money to go kill and raid America. But we didn't land and the natives didn't bring us yams
Starting point is 00:05:35 with marshmallows. It was a green bean casserole. They were bringing us green bean casserole. We had to, we did that. We killed it. Yeah. They brought their, they beans casserole stuff. We had the, we did that. We killed it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They brought their, they had like fry bread and shit, and then we were like, okay, yeah,
Starting point is 00:05:50 you can put that on the table, guys. You can put that on the table. We'll get to that. Yeah. Somebody wants it, they'll grab it. Thank you for the coasters. Yeah. I'll make sure to put my drink on your fry bread.
Starting point is 00:06:00 We got fuckin' Boston Market catering this afternoon, all right? The names are bringing like collard greens with raisins in it. They're like, all right, now you put that over there. That's disgusting. Basically, white people, we were like, you aren't invited to the cookout. We were the original black people. We were the original black people.
Starting point is 00:06:16 We go, we go, listen, Choctaws, you ain't invited to the cookout, baby. And then we had our own fun. My favorite thing about the Mohawk Indians is they're so fucking retarded they They're so fucking retarded they saw us with rifles and they started carving their clubs to look like rifles, that's cool Yeah thinking that's what would know no stuff come out come out No, they didn't know but so then they would just beat us to death with clubs that look like right? I Do like that. Yeah, what are they supposed to do? They're trying their best. Well, like, okay, let's try to make one of these, and then they got done with the shape, and they were like,
Starting point is 00:06:53 Now what the fuck? How do they make it shoot? They go, good news, we've got the foundation, bad news, they're sorcerers. They're doing magic out of these things. I don't know what's going on. How was everybody's Thanksgiving? I had a great big meal. I ate so much that I think I pulled a chest muscle later on in the night. It still hurts.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah, right here. I think I pulled it from eating. By where your heart is? No, that's not where my heart's on the right side. I'm just trying to fuck with that. No, no. It's medical. But yeah, it was great.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Were you taking a bite when you pulled it? I don't really know. I fell asleep right after dinner at the table with my head down. Are you serious? That's your main move. Turkey genuinely like fucks me up. It's like a cartoon. I've been out with you. I mean, I've seen you fall asleep at a table a million times. Oh, same trip to fan.
Starting point is 00:07:39 I've been out with you. I've been out with you drinking like, I don't know, tens or something times over our life where you are at a bar And you just you're down here sleeping and like a bartender will come over like is he okay? And I just go hey, he's taking a nap But this was genuinely from the food it was just every Thanksgiving I get really tired afterwards like they say But yeah, then later on in the living room. I felt my muscle was pulled Hmm my brother did falsely mid-sentence last night they say. But yeah, then later on in the living room, I felt my muscle was pulled. My brother did falsely mid sentence last night.
Starting point is 00:08:10 We're sitting in the living room after we're all ate and he was literally talking. He went like, yeah, I said, they're my boss. That's like drugs or narcolepsy. I would check on him. That is shit is what it is. It says that's a diabetes maybe then. We found out yesterday they brought a giant like Costco pumpkin pie. And then my brother's wife revealed that this is their fourth pumpkin pie this month I am all mine. Holy she's like I get maybe one slice and Dylan's polished off for Costco pumpkin pie They got last month it was eight pumpkin pie Not a dessert guy. I just go back for seconds. I don't like pumpkin pie.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I love pumpkin pie, but that's kind of it. I'm a savory man myself. I like pecan. I don't like pecan. I like sweet. I like sweet pecan pie. Dessert for me is more gravy on the stuffing. Amen, brother.
Starting point is 00:08:53 I love food. I like a little, some, I'll have a little sweet tooth at the very end, just to cap it off. I do like that. A little ice cream on a piece of pie or something. It does kind of feel like the stopping block of eating Yeah, exactly. You know you're like I am officially done
Starting point is 00:09:07 Yeah, also you're like fucking you're wiped from all the you know like pounds of meat And then you're like okay the sugars like giving me a little back up. Oh coffee love the coffee coffee afterwards. It's great Well you guys just drink all Thanksgiving Day, huh pretty much? Yeah, so jealous of showed up big charcuterie board family fuck yeah me familia you got to Lancaster now you're past the dinner okay gotcha Pasadena probably the last one for a long time they're moving to Ireland no fuck that's gonna be fun when I gotta see him before they go like a week fuck but they'll be back every 90 days at least my uncle will cuz he can't you can't be in Europe for longer than 90 days
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah, you gotta do a visa run. Oh sure cuz they're really strict about white immigration there Yeah, isn't he Irish? But if he was wife is he was eating cats and dogs showing up with a machete cutting his hair at The airport they'd fucking make him king He was walking around town with the If he was walking around London with machetes attached to his arms like fucking Edward Scissorhands, they'd fucking give him an award. They'd give him a trophy.
Starting point is 00:10:12 God forbid, he's a tax paying white man. I would love to check in with the Haitians, and then they're all just wearing crowns, they have staffs and giant capes. Do you guys see the video of that one guy throwing like furniture off a building in New York? Look at this, they say, I mean, I saw a guy on Twitter say this was a Haitian immigrant,
Starting point is 00:10:33 but they imagine they were just a politically, a politically motivated psychopath. Look at him. That's not Haitian. That's not a Haitian man, a white guy. That's not, it's a black dude. Oh really? Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I think, just chucking shit off. Whoa. I mean, it's a black dude. Oh really? Oh shit. I think. Just chucking shit off. Whoa! I mean it's not hitting the street. Look at that scaffold, he's throwing giant metal sheets off. That's hitting the street. Is that New York? I don't know, kinda looks like,
Starting point is 00:10:57 that's not really, yeah that's New York. Yeah, it's definitely. Bam! Hit the fucking bus. Yeah. Look at him, he's just hopping all around, it's like fucking, it's like American Ninja Warrior up there. Look at him. He's just hopping all around. It's like fucking It's like American Ninja Warrior up there. Look at him go. That's so funny. He's humping the building
Starting point is 00:11:11 There is I hung out my nephew on on things. He's a little baby and I we were talking about think of object But I was showing with him, but it's called object permanence We're like babies that when there's a point in their life where they just throw every toy away and it's like to make sure you have to bring it back to them because they think the toys just gone now because you don't know that maybe he thinks that's what's happening. I think he's baby new year. Yeah possibly. Let's see how this ends. So he's just hanging. This would be so much fun to watch this live. Mm-hmm. And they can't get up there. They don't know how to get into the building
Starting point is 00:11:47 he's on top of. What, through the door? Door, yeah. No, but they don't. You fucking retarded cops. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Fuck them.
Starting point is 00:11:55 You don't know how to get to the building. You go through the door and then you go up the stairs, fags. Well, you know, some of these places have different passageways and stuff. They don't know. I don't know. I don't see. It's pretty interesting. It's like, sometimes. They don't know. I don't either. I don't either. I don't either.
Starting point is 00:12:05 I don't either. It's pretty interesting. It's like, sometimes- You're taking sides. Sometimes only guys like this know how to use certain passageways. Sometimes a maze runner will come in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:14 This is- This is- Oh, there he goes. Oh, did he fall off? No, he fell back in. He fell back in or something. Oh, there's you. But yeah, that's what's going on.
Starting point is 00:12:22 What a coward. That's fun. What an absolute coward. So anyway, I guess we all had a good Thanksgiving. Has anyone? What'd you do for Thanksgiving, Daddy? I ordered zanku. I ordered a $80 zanku meal, and I ate it in my bed.
Starting point is 00:12:36 And then I treated myself to a couple of intense jerks. Nice. No, I got an IJ. An IJ. I did an IJ. No Diego Sanz? Diego Sanz didn't make an appearance. Sadly he had his own Thanksgiving. Yeah, but no, and then I had to read about the Zanku chicken murder.
Starting point is 00:12:54 The Zanku, that's what people don't, that's why I support them. Yeah, same. Yeah, the Zanku chicken murder is the owner of the place of Zanku chicken lost his mind and murdered his sister and his mom, I believe. Yep. But then they said it's because he had like a brain tumor it has been one affecting him they should use that as like marketing you know she's like that's how fucking good this chicken is you'll kill your entire family exactly it's so fucking good yeah it's thank you thank you rules it's like it's like a real west coast it's a california thing a lot a lot of people like to get snobby about it like yeah yeah so the guy started it was in because I
Starting point is 00:13:25 Ate the food I must have had it with you at some point before this like years ago Yeah, like when you ordered it to the house, but then this was my first time getting it in a long time I didn't remember ever eating it and you're by the best one the downtown location is the best brand new and it's they have It's really yeah, you can get an extra side. Yeah for some can we read your order? Sure, I mean, yeah If you can talk and I'll pull it was I was so blown away about how good it was that I stopped After I ate I was just like I need to know everything I there is to know about Zankou Looked it up and I discovered like I was a giant massacre Unfortunately that happened quite a tragic history to it. You know they had to have their own little
Starting point is 00:14:03 Alright, I got to hear Joey got a chicken tarnar wrap a chicken tarn a plate pita chips and dip Fountain drink tri-tip shawarma and baklava My favorite part about that order you're like Hey, what the hell Thanksgiving that was my Thanksgiving I had to treat myself Yeah, but yeah, so that was mine, it was actually really nice. Sometimes I just like to rest. In fact, almost always I just like to rest. You're a big rest.
Starting point is 00:14:30 You're a big rest. You're a big rest. Yeah, that's good. Very thankful. How was your, oh you had a, I just, I had a very light. You made your nephew watch, you made your one year old nephew watch
Starting point is 00:14:41 Mission Impossible 3. I made him watch Mission Impossible 3 and I kept making baby, I kept pretending to be Philip Seymour Hoffman the entire night and being but maybe I yeah I died I died on heroin I had weird braids I had on heroin. You got a place to poop in your diaper. I just kept looking in the baby room do you have a diaper? I'm gonna shit in it. I'm gonna shit in your diaper. I just love your diaper Yeah, it's kind of being like, you know, do you have a toy? Cause I'm gonna throw it out of my sight.
Starting point is 00:15:06 I'm gonna find your door. I'm gonna kill your door. What's your name? No, but it was, it's, you know, it's just a small thing, Skim. My mom and my sister's family, and then she's just perfect. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:18 My brother bought a new car somehow. What car? Wow. I don't know. How does he do, how does he maneuver his life? I don't know, man. I don't know. He bought a brand new 2025 Kia with like red leather interior. It's beautiful Oh my god, like a flag a forte. No, I may be a forte. Maybe a stinger. It was fucking gorgeous. Yeah No, they're nice. They're good. They're like they're they're nice cars for guys like your brother
Starting point is 00:15:41 Ready buddy, dude The Kia boy stole it stole it. He stole it. Yeah that's what I'm saying, I might get easily stolen. The Kia boys are stolen. I don't know how him and his wife do it but I'm impressed. Yeah. That's cool. I mean finances. Kia does a great job at making cars that look like BMWs but it's like a Kia. Yeah. So I think it probably has some reprise later on. Really? Display screen though that went from like door to door like the entire dash. It was like sick. Let me see a key that looks like a BMW, Devin. Kia Stinger? Yeah, let me see. The warranty's nuts. I honestly don't know. I thought of Kia as like a kind of shitty cheap looking car. No, they started trying to make them look cool.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Oh, Kia has the coolest like prototype car. Oh damn. Yeah. Is that what his looks like? No, not a Stinger. Just look up the new Forte. Look up the 2025 Forte. 2025 Forte.
Starting point is 00:16:23 By the way, O'Connor has a brand new Kia. Look at that! Oh shit! It's sick! Yeah, that's what he has. Jesus, that's sick. No, they're cool as hell though. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:16:31 These Korean beasts. It's like Minority Report cars. Okay, it's fucking sick. He showed up and I was like, what the hell, dude? Yeah, that's awesome. The fact that he's doing better than me, sometimes it really, I'm happy for him, but it's starting to piss me off a little bit.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Yeah, I get it. That is bullshit. They live in a luxury apartment. They got a fucking designer dog, a Tesla, brand new Kia. Jesus Christ. They got a Tesla. Yeah, a Tesla and a Kia, brand new Kia. Shit, good God.
Starting point is 00:16:54 They are blogging on you right now. He's stunting. Dunking on me. What a glow up. Yeah, it sucks. Oh my God. Go back to cocaine and alcohol. You're fucking.
Starting point is 00:17:03 He's making me feel bad. I'm starting to feel like shit over here. Damn. here damn's awesome. Well, that's cool good for him You guys been uh, is anyone aware of what's going on with the oh, yeah wicked press tour Okay, so a pair I don't know. I've seen a couple videos the wicked press tour It's Ariana Grande and what's her name? Cynthia the black lady? Oh, Cynthia what? Airevio or something like that Airevio Airevio
Starting point is 00:17:26 Airevio whatever and they're both they're both acting like two people in their final days of a death camp They're they're they're they're way they both weigh 30 pounds They're like just schizophrenic like anorexic like crying about nothing It would be cool to see how far I could throw Ariana Grande How tall is she? 5' I'd I guess she's tiny She's got away like 85 pounds. Yeah, 80 pounds. Maybe I bet it she could resisting. I mean, I don't want to die No, no, no, no, she's willing to do this She's willing and you could throw however you want. You throw like Super Mario like when he grabs Bowser tail
Starting point is 00:18:01 Spin around a bunch. Yeah bunch I mean look at them So the the Cynthia lady the lady that played the the green the green wicked monster Yeah, what is she whichever one was mad the mad one? She's looking she's looking like she's in a weird like she's like playing like the Jack Black in School of Rock But like there's like they're like sorcerers or something So, let's see what this is all about something. So let's see what this is all about. I feel and I have feelings and I can.
Starting point is 00:18:29 She's an area of holding. She's holding her hand like this is her final moments on her. Like she's got cancer. I'm going to start doing this about the guy. He tells the story. Like, yeah, so I mean, I've got to be Philip Seymour Hoffman. I had office scallops this morning. Paper play. And I had a guy has this morning, paper plane. And Arianna Grande has tattoos on her palm.
Starting point is 00:18:47 That's interesting. That's a tan, I guess. Rich Ramirez. Yeah. And someone said to me once that the green was the thing that I would love the most about Alphabet. What? The day green.
Starting point is 00:19:01 They had her in green face the entire movie. They were whispering the whole time. Speak up. They don't have the energy to speak. Project. Yeah. They need, they need, she needs some milk! They're like, you need some milk.
Starting point is 00:19:16 They're like, we need some milk. You're a f***ing liar. Here's the thing. That's the thing about Dachau. You know? What you've brought to this film. Women are just ridiculous. They've been eating each other's pussy. Yeah, no, I think what their publicist is, Here's the thing that's the thing about that cow Women are just ridiculous. They've been eating each other's pie. Yeah No, I think what their publicist is like you guys have to act like you're the bestest friends of all time She's with no, they're just like theater kids. She's Lena Lena with Lena way
Starting point is 00:19:36 Yeah, she's and they both they had like a then both suck ass. They both suck a lot of ass and they Also like cheated like like to get with each other Oh the way the way that both of these women got with who they're with now. Yeah, they destroyed lives Yeah, and it really like a downgrade to yeah, Ariana's new guy the hideous. Yeah Redheaded road is looking like a fairy. Yeah. Yeah, she saw a lot of Del Rey get start dating that Gator hunter and she was like, alright fuck it I'm gonna stop I'm gonna try to match that which by the way, I did see wicked Okay, cuz I'm a lib and my wife forced me to go see wicked and I loved it And I found it to be magical and I assume that Ariana Grande is a new boyfriend or whatever he's the redhead
Starting point is 00:20:21 I thought they were like love interests. It's not even that. I'm like, what did they even fall in love? They were doing the play, I think, or something. Or she was doing a play with him in New York. Were people singing in it? It's musical. In the theater. No, thank God. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Weirdly enough, I was expecting like the worst theater going experience. I thought like everyone's doing like Standing Ovation, the Nicole Kidman speech, not even that. No irony. No irony. It's kind of just like a chill theater watching Wicked. So it wasn't a very subversive irreverent crowd. No
Starting point is 00:20:46 They weren't rebels. Because I know that I'm with I know that I'm surrounded by fucking hilarious people when they clap at the Nicole Kidman speech Who do we see a movie with? Oh, we saw a movie with John recently and they started clapping He goes to the movie so rarely. Yeah, and they started clapping and cheering during the Nicole Kidman thing and he's like, what's going on here? John had no clue what was happening. It's a very common thing. Yeah. People always clap at that stupid Nicole Kidman thing and he's like, what's going on here? John had no clue it was happening. It's a very common thing. People always clap at that stupid Nicole Kidman's thing. Yeah. I thought it was ironic.
Starting point is 00:21:13 I thought it was ironic. You like laughed, like what are they doing? Yeah, I don't remember that. I think it was at the Beekeeper if I'm being honest. Oh, oh, oh, okay, that's why I don't remember. Gladiator 2 we saw, what a hunk of shit. a steaming pile of shit fuck you gladiator? Yeah, I love you I love you Ridley Scott, but goddamn that fucking sucked car fucking effects are fucking terrible these days I don't know what the hell happened. They have so much more money than the old days and everything looks worse
Starting point is 00:21:39 Everything the look at fucking water at the beginning of the movies terrible It's like it looks like a video game loading screen for where the storyline starts playing when you're waiting. The ships. It was fucking awful. Every time. The ocean's metallic for some reason. Mezcal has to fight monkeys
Starting point is 00:21:54 that are doing cocaine in a cage and pounding each other's chests and they're screaming. No monkey would ever scream. Yeah, and there's a scene when he's grappling with the monkey too and you can visibly see the gap between him and his body It looks like they didn't do the CGI right?
Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah, clearly like wrestled a thing that was a different size in real life here, and then they put the monkey in in post Yes, but it was so awkwardly like that's not the proportions the ways like arm moves around it looks weird horrendous CGI all the fight non CGI the fight choreography sick no no I thought it was terrible Oh, I thought it was terrible. Oh, I thought that was actually really good. The dinner when they make them fight, like privately for the King's Dancers. Oh, that was the one decent fight.
Starting point is 00:22:30 I thought a lot of the gladiator fighting inside the ring was so fucking bad to me. Yeah, yeah. Wasn't entertaining at all. It wasn't, it really was just hunk of shit. The Rhino. The Rhino was the only CGI that looked good. It's like the whole budget went into the Rhino.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Into the Rhino, and then there was a whole scene where they released, there's so much of sharks and water in the coliseum. Yeah. You're like, how did they wrangle sharks? Did that really happen? Down leashes. Rome's like hundreds of miles inland from the ocean.
Starting point is 00:22:54 That did not happen. It's a great white shark. No, that never happened. Well, the other thing, I was reading a Roman historian and he was like, yeah, they had rhinos, but there's no way a man could ride a rhino. No. That's not happening. And did they do hippos maybe in the water?
Starting point is 00:23:07 Cause they filled the water. Hippos are worse than rhinos, they're so dangerous. No, I'm saying- They filled it with water and just had little ships. These are wrangled in a shark though. I don't think they put anything in the water. It was just ships and I don't even think they did it routinely.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I think it might've just been like one time. It was a real piece of shit. I also hate fucking, I hate this. Pedro Pascal was so bad. Pedro Pascal was gay, gay, gay. Every time he starts speaking, it almost feels like it's gonna be like today Rome has to sorry guys. I'm gay I can't do that was the tone of every line he delivers Also just hate to see a movie about a white slave
Starting point is 00:23:42 Gives me PTSD the Northmen are freaking out watching these poor white men be slaves. Yeah. Jesus Christ. I don't like it. I can't believe we did that. Fellow whites. We was kings. We was kings. Denzel has no Denzel moments in the movie. No, he tries his hardest. He tries but they don't give him fucking anything. In all of his press runs he'd be like, look I'm putting these rings on, I'm going crazy. He goes, I'm wild. He kept saying that. I'm putting these rings on rings on putting this cape on I'm going crazy. Nothing was crazy. Nothing was crazy I wish they kept the scene and where you live apparently butt fucks a guy or something Yeah, of course
Starting point is 00:24:12 There was some crazy like gay shit. Well, he said he was an accusing the gay shit in the movie Yeah, there's a scene was like I'm in a woman sometimes men He like I know you French the guy he like he actually frenched a guy, he like, he actually Frenched a guy on the lips like an actor for the first time in his career, I believe. That should be illegal. Frank Denzel. Don't make Denzel do that, that should be illegal.
Starting point is 00:24:33 I didn't know you like butt, Jake. I didn't know you like butt, Jake. Echo Park, baby! Gay people- You like to get wet? We got gay people here now, baby! You like to get wet? You like to get, you like to get your dick wet in a man ass? Jake?
Starting point is 00:24:48 He goes, that's fairy dust. He's like, welcome to the office. It's just a fucking bath house. Let's get back to these two fucking whack jobs. Look at these two loonies. I don't know what Arianna's doing to my... She used to be way hotter, I think. Yeah, she's anorexic now. Also, why does she... Her, like, complexion is all fucking weird. She doesn't, she used to be way hotter I think. Yeah she's she's anorexic now. She's also why did she her like complexion is all fucking
Starting point is 00:25:07 weird. She's white again. Yeah it's almost like well I know you're saying though it almost looks like her face is not done like rendering. Do you know what I mean? Yes. Polygon PS1 shit. Yes right it's weird. I mean these uncanny valley when you look at her in the face. She dye her hair or something? Yeah. Or she stopped dyeing it. Is that her natural hair? No. She's dyeing her hair blonde for sure. Yeah it looks she's dying it. Is that her natural hair? No She's not your hair blonde for sure. Yeah, it looks like shit. These two are live in the bathroom But they've haven't taken a shit in like three years. Yeah, they are just constantly throwing up They're also thinking reach other and eating each other's pussies this whole press tour. I guarantee you they go back They have a couple of wines. I don't think so. I think ariana is like through and through like a straight woman
Starting point is 00:25:44 Hmm, I don't like a trifling bitch, you know, there's a trifling home. Yeah don't think so. I think Ariana's like through and through like a straight woman. I don't want. She's like a trifling bitch, you know? She's a trifling hoe. Yeah, there's no lesbians who are trifling. Yeah, right. They're the kings of that. She's just so dick crazy.
Starting point is 00:25:58 What the? You put such light into the room. Thank you very much. We appreciate it. Women suck each other off so fucking hard sometimes. It was so brave of you to ask the questions in the cue card. You're the lawyer. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:26:09 That was insane. And then there's like another clip. I mean, it just never ends, these two. I don't know. I saw very little. Who's this one now? It's Adina Menzel. I guess she is in it.
Starting point is 00:26:18 She played Elphaba in the Abroad and the Archbishop. Oh, is that the? We're out of the way of recognition. The witch's name is Elphaba. Oh, you know her name? Yeah, I'm a wicked head, relax. Okay, interesting. So Adina Menzel played the green witch
Starting point is 00:26:30 in the original Broadway adaptation. Is this the chick that Travolta introduced one time? I couldn't pronounce. Why do I do this to myself? I don't know, man. You have a humiliation ritual. I'm hard right now. You're a glutton for public.
Starting point is 00:26:44 What if a wicked bunch of guys in Boston saw wicked They just thought it's cool. I can wicked is gay. They're like, yeah fucking queer. I thought it'd be really cool Yeah, yeah, see there we go Yeah, what do they watch the wicked at like the tamo shanter that'd be pretty sick Hey, how do you guys are Irish? Oh Oh the theaters packed. Oh, it's crazy Fucking hilarious the theaters past Whoa, what the fuck is that thing? Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:27:28 There's a million of these freaks on this god damn look at that. Oh my god What is going on with her? Arianna is made out of balsa wood Leave like it's snapper and half. She looks sick. Yeah, she looks like a model airplane. The one on the right looks like terrifying Oh, yeah, this one's Kristin Chenoweth Well, it's Kristin Chenoweth. Look at her head. Fuck her. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Yeah, shit on these legends. She looks like a skin locker. They've got their adrenochromes running out. They're all just slowly rotting away. Yeah, there's a shortage of adrenochromes. They're freaking the fuck out. They're all the substance. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Yeah, it's not good. Look at her. Look at this lady. She looks like a... Wait, where'd she go? Dyeing your eyebrows just never could move. Nobody's gonna remember this movie in one month. Well, Connor will.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Well, honey, hate to disappoint you. Why do they keep dying? This is just funny. But the sequel is coming, my friend. Part two's on its way, so. Sorry, babe. The parade's not done yet. The black chick looks like a janitor's key chain.
Starting point is 00:28:30 What is going on? You're nuts. Look at her fingernails, every one of her fingers looks like a kazoo. She looks like she ripped all of her hands out of Chinese finger traps what a bunch of whack jobs in Hollywood couldn't be me man Do you coin that? You get it? He might've. He might've coin Hollywood. He's at a party in 1952. Welcome to Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I remember when we drove by the Vista theater and there was a bunch of kids with lightsabers waiting for the new Star Wars. And he goes, look at these gang bangers. It's one of my favorite stories. The reds, the blues. I love that. I love that.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Gang bangers. Look at these gangbangers. They're wearing their hoodies. The Jedi robes. They're up to no good, Devan. Why does Stan ever come over to the Pasadena? He did once. He does his own thing with his, like his like rich cousin or something usually.
Starting point is 00:29:42 What did your aunts and uncles think of Stan? They are amused by him. They like yeah I honestly who isn't amused No when you're like born and raised with them you too in when you're too close yes that yeah, I can get really Dark and abusive I'm picturing Stan's Thanksgiving dinner. It's just like the cranberries still formed in the can Straight-up corn just eating eating a fucking boiled hot dog cranberry. It's delicious, you better finish it! He's punching a straw through the cranberry cocktail can.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Yes, thanks for having me guys, I'm going home. Enjoy your frozen sausage, I'm leaving that. You can put that in the freezer. He's like drinking, he'll drink like Clamato. That's so sick. Clam juice. Does he drink alcohol? Here and there.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Yeah. Yeah, here and there. A drunk Stan would be nuts. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He becomes senile. He's kind of already drunk. He becomes straight.
Starting point is 00:30:33 He becomes really polite. Yeah. Back to these nut jobs. What, would she have glasses on all of a sudden? Weird, and it keeps going. I think it just keeps on coming. Look at them here. Oh god. Another Republic. This movie needs to be such a masterpiece.
Starting point is 00:30:52 You're here? Well, Joey, it's funny you mention that. Look at this now. What the fuck is she wearing on her head? Look at this now. She's wearing a bowl. That's like an African thing. I know. She went to Ikea.
Starting point is 00:31:04 That's not an African thing. Is that not Africa went to Ikea. That's not an African thing. Is that not African? I mean, you've been to Africa, so I just assumed it was. It looks like an African thing, but I don't know what the fuck. She looks like she escaped a basket. We're just talking about her being black.
Starting point is 00:31:14 We're like, that's an African thing. She's gone. You have to be good, and you have to be kind to everybody. There's an Indian guy playing the flute. They just keep crying. Yeah. Stop it. Yeah. Stop. Everybody there's an Indian guy playing the flute They just keep crying stop it yeah stop That's oh my god you suck my ass
Starting point is 00:31:38 It's like kids can feel that then yeah That's the point yeah, they shift us thinking I could pass pass a cord with your front teeth. I didn't get it. Bet you feel that. Look up that way. This is making me sick. God, dude. I wanna hear just the clanking sound of a grenade popping in the room.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Like, what is that? I can't wait! I would love to see one of these interviewers have like a candid moment where they're like, the fuck are you guys doing? They're like, can you guys cut the shit? The hell is this? I would love to see you of these interviewers have like a candid moment where they're like the fucking guys do cut the shit Go I would love to see here. We go. No one does this
Starting point is 00:32:10 I go. What is this? Everyone video make just super imposing you yeah, you're like what what are you wearing? Trying to feed them takes them have some soylent. Jesus fucking Christ you're gonna die They can't feed them solids. They're like Take some, have some Soylent. Jesus fucking Christ, you're gonna die. They can't feed them solids, they're like this holocaustic, they'll die. Exactly, they explode like giving it a bird Alka-Seltzer. Sorry, did she lose weight for the character, or is he just- No, no, in the movie,
Starting point is 00:32:35 they, well, Cynthia Arveo looks fine in the movie. Like a normal woman, you know? Probably too thin anyway by normal human standards. But she looked fine in the trailers. She didn't look sickly in the movie. Ariana Grande did, she's looked like that for like the last like four years. Well that is like a, I don't wanna get the race science
Starting point is 00:32:50 and stuff but like, that is a bill, the natural bill. Like black people have like fast metabolism, African black people. A fucking, Ariana Grande is supposed to be Mexican or something, right? She's Italian. Italian. Oh is she? Yeah. Yeah. She's pretending
Starting point is 00:33:03 to be Mexican. I don't know if she is actually. I think she's Italian. I think her name is not her actual, like her last name. Hey, I like to call her Ariana Tall, cause she's just. Ariana Venti. Venti. Venti's big.
Starting point is 00:33:15 They go tall, grande, Tall's the smallest. Tall's the smallest. So that's a little, you guys just can't keep up with that. Starbucket shooter. Oh, I see. I got it. Venti's a better punchline, if I have to say so myself. Yeah, I see. Venti's a better punchline if I have to say so myself.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Yeah, yeah. I like to call Ariana small. Mm. Hey. We're having fun here. Thanksgiving. We're having fun. Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving weekend.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Ariana, poquito. Very good, very good. John, anything? No. Okay. Joey, anything? Just hit me on that one. Okay, pass.
Starting point is 00:33:47 All right, this is another one. Here we go. Our own, no, no, no. By the way, I collected all these and I thought a couple of them had to be duplicates. They literally, they literally, no. They just keep crying. No dupes.
Starting point is 00:34:01 No dupes. They're just crying all over town. Crying all over fucking town. Crying all over fucking town. Crying all over fucking river. Unique cries you're telling me. These are unique cries, unique lunacy. Organic lunacy. We can't.
Starting point is 00:34:13 No, no, you gotta do it. We've cried 500 times today. We've done it a lot. We've done it today. No, and honestly, this is a PSA. So sorry, guys. It is what it is. I swear like.
Starting point is 00:34:21 There's nothing we can do about it. I can't imagine. And you know what? If you're in the comments saying how annoying it is, I'll say it first. We can do about it. I can't imagine and you know what if you're just gonna be annoying It is I'll say help it. I said it's not on purpose. We I'm I'm annoyed. I'm tired my tear. We are tired I can't even I felt the same thing outside. I was like Self-aware, but I don't cry before 4 p.m.. We can't do it. Who's that fact? There's Pedro Pascal is on the deal. we just had our own private cry in the parking lot.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Just because this, we, we've like come through like a massive, massive thing and we've really. What's the thing? What did you come through? Oh, the movie, the movie. Is this movie that big of an achievement? Like what are they fucking talking about? They act like they survived like the ocean and got through Ellis Island.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Yeah. What did you do, what? Yeah, I don't know. They just were they just in Vietnam They're they're gay like theater kids and they got the dream role, but it's still ridiculous Wicked and fuck their ad campaign that kept fucking blasting I quit the podcast which you guys would love won't you? Wicked and fuck their ad campaign that kept fucking blasting I quit the podcast what you guys would love won't you? We love you here I run in and I go Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Stop, you guys.
Starting point is 00:35:45 I run in and I go, don't take the Lord's name in vain. I stab her in the grave. You have a spear in Taylor and lift her up. I jack Ruby her. I'm just like a sound guy. I go, what? I stab her. I grab a glass bottle.
Starting point is 00:36:02 I break it. I shove it in their stomach. They're all like, okay. Everyone's like, okay. Somebody needed to do that, okay. Stabs are in the eye with a bottle. He caught me, he caught me! No, you're gonna make the gays nervous.
Starting point is 00:36:17 The gays are getting nervous. Yeah, it is painful. This is like sweat and no pain. Do not come in here. Don't you dare, Daryl. Head back, tell me about it. Okay, I'm gonna change it. I'm gonna change it for you guys. Great! This shouldn't be, this is, I can't wait for Trump to be president now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no'll just... Well, I think we did some good work here today. We are 36 minutes in.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Let's wrap it up. I think we've covered everything so far. We've done a couple things, right? I don't really know what Wicked is. I think I saw the play like 10 years ago, 15 years ago. I don't, it's about the witch. It's the Wizard of Oz.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Tell us what Wicked is, Connor. It's the Wizard. Do you want me to give you, I'll give you a review. No, no, please don't. What is it? Okay. It's like the Wizard of Oz, but... It's a prequel to Wizard of Oz, but the two witches.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Okay. And they're friends? Yeah, they're friends in like, witch college. Why is the bitch witch the good one? In Wicked? Yeah. No, no, I mean like, in Wicked she's a cunt, And why is the bitch which the good one in the wicked? Yeah? No, no, I mean like the wicked she's a cunt but in like Wizard of Oz. She's really beautiful and lovely What do you mean the Green Witch or the know the pink witch the pink witch?
Starting point is 00:37:35 She goes from bad to good and the green witch goes from good to bad so the The pink which played by Arna Grande is like a pompous rich girl kid. She's like a very, you know, privileged. And then in The Green Witch, she's like from humble beginnings. Her dad didn't want her because she was green and it's awesome. They go to college together. The Green Witch in the movie, kind of the good person. She's like the rebel, okay? Because they find out. It's actually an insane turn in the movie. There's like animal teachers. Like animals live amongst society and they can speak. What? Wow.
Starting point is 00:38:07 And there's like a goat professor. Oh my God. Yeah. Fucking. By the way, by the way, keep in mind, hey, hey, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, by the way, keep in mind, I love this movie. And so there's like a goat professor and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:22 And then they're like, one day Oz, the city is like We no longer accept animals. Wait, what? That's the law. Let's fucking round That's why she has all the monkeys. Let's round them up Fuck the animals put them in cages and then they go to Oz and then Oz is behind the whole thing the actual wizard of Oz You know who's like a charlatan. He's like Hitler but for animals literally He's just like I know how to unite a community and you have to give him A common enemy he says that the movie. He's just fucking Hitler. It's nuts
Starting point is 00:38:49 It was much darker reveal than I expected It's too bad he didn't gas everybody He was going to though. He was gonna gas the monkeys Yeah I just remember in the trailer which I had to see for the last two months every time I went saw a movie at The AMC was they just kept she kept fault like flying out of that top window Mm-hmm the whole movie was they just kept, she kept flying out of that top window. The whole movie was, or the whole trailer was just like repetitive shots of her like jumping out of that window. Yeah. What was that? Why is the window so, why is it? That's the first time she flies.
Starting point is 00:39:15 She's like Eric. When she discovers she can fly. Just like Clapton's baby. Yeah. That was the first time he flew. First he flew too. Mm-hmm. Just like Kobayashi's dad. Hannah Kobayashi. Oh, is there any updates on that? Did we do an episode on Hannah?
Starting point is 00:39:34 Yeah, we did. We did Jump for Hannah, that's right. I mean, I can't keep up. That was Jock Week though. That was Jock Week. That was Jock Week. So Jump for Hannah, check it out, excellent episode, folks.
Starting point is 00:39:41 But yeah, let's see if there's any updates on Hannah Kobayashi because I don't know if anyone knows if that's any updates on Hanako Byashi because I don't know if anyone knows if that's not on the Jock Week. There is a missing woman in Los Angeles who didn't make her connecting flight to New York and just was seen in different CCTV footage all around town doing weird shit.
Starting point is 00:40:02 And then her dad got involved in the case and he was handing out flyers like looking for her and like two three days into the Into the hunt he kills himself. He jumps off of a parking garage Did he call himself in LA? Yes at the LAX parking garage But I now starting to think he was walking back to his car and some people that are involved in this Can't get over the fact that he would give up that quickly yeah he's getting too close you know he could be like a get depressed solvent you know and it was just too much I so yeah today heartbreak for the family of a young woman who'd gone oh she's dead she left oh dad oh
Starting point is 00:40:39 fuck dad the dad goddamn it's been what if she's just been on a bender and she comes out of it, she like wanders out of some fuckin', you know, just some shit hole. She goes, mom, dad, I'm home! She's like, we got some bad news for ya. I'm the dad part of this. Dad killed himself,
Starting point is 00:40:55 but it turns out he didn't really have that strong of a foundation. He killed himself three days into the hunt. Honey, your father's a weak soul. He's spiritually bankrupt. Well, you. Your dad tried to fly. bankrupt. Well, your dad tried to fly. He saw Wicked and he tried to fly. He saw Wicked and he tried to fly.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Your dad was mesmerized by the airplanes. Your dad didn't come. He was like, I wanna do that. He didn't come to LA to find you. He came to LA to go to the premiere of Wicked. And then afterwards he went straight to LAX to fly back home and he tried to fly. Change planes at Los Angeles International Airport.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Now her father, who went to LA to search. Her sister was at John's bar a week ago. Looking for her. Looking for her. Trying to get info. Looking for her, yeah. I walked by New Vape today and I saw fresh posters for her all over the place.
Starting point is 00:41:44 They were like clearly put up that day fresh looking like very like somebody just put it up We gotta look at for Hannah Kobayashi. We gotta go miss one of us has to go missing I'll go missing kind of like we could plug the pod mmm. Well, it can't be me because no one will be invested in It should be you that you're the hottest member of the show. So the media would get involved in that. Yeah. They'd be like, local, local gay hunk. They're just like, hey, yeah, no, it's not gonna make that.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Local wicked stan, fourth mic on a podcast. Joey should go missing, that would be the biggest. I think people would just quickly skip over it. No, if people would skip over me like crazy. Same. Well, they'd just over me like crazy. Same. Well, they'd just be searching for dumpsters. They'd be like, where's that raccoon ass? Find that little raccoon.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Like he's got opposable thumbs, be careful. His own has been found dead. It's a tragic and unexpected turn. Hey, I'm a sir, Leihahu. Oh, I'm. Oh, we move up, oh, we move up, oh, we move up. Her grief-stricken father who rushed from Hawaii to the city of St. John's, Mr. Aleha-hoo Oh, I'm- Oh, we move up, oh, we move up, oh, we move up Her grief-stricken father who rushed from Hawaii to the city for Hannah Kobayashi
Starting point is 00:42:49 has killed himself The LAPD confirms that 58-year-old Ryan Kobayashi ended his life after he jumped from the seventh floor of this parking garage near the airport That's gotta hurt Just seven days ago, Jim Murray spoke at the distraught father and witnesses hurt. What do you think happened? I really I'm just twisting and turning for the last week about what's going on it just seems like everything's coming out of blur and it's just so overwhelming. Well then the
Starting point is 00:43:22 ground came at him at a blur. Hey, now. Hey, come on. A state released on behalf of the family said to Kobayashi to protect. John, I think this was you at this period in the group text, I think, that maybe he was up there looking around for Hannah. And slipped. And then he saw, no, he thought he saw a possible perp.
Starting point is 00:43:37 And so he decided, Kobayashi, his name is called Japanese Lives Day, decided to do a kamikaze attack. To try to kill the guy. Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting. And the mist knocked his head he might have he's like a target us mother do I think Joey chestnuts behind this whole thing He's in a trench coat on top of the garage Endured a devastating tragedy today after tirelessly searching
Starting point is 00:44:06 throughout Los Angeles for 13 days. Tirelessly. 13 day search doesn't sound that tireless. This loss has compounded the family suffering. It feels really jealous. He's like, I want them to find my body first. And late today, we just believe that it was. Poor woman.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Oh my God. It was just a father looking for his dream to be in Wicked and I just can't believe this brother is true. I can't believe it. The Wicked press tour just doesn't end. It pans out. It pans out to the interviewer behind her. They're patting her on the back. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:44:37 And he just couldn't take it any longer. Hannah Kobayashi missed a connecting flight to the LAX on November 9th. I don't know if I ever... By the way, I keep watching hens cry. It's like driving me nuts. I've seen it. Sad hens. It's like a caged...
Starting point is 00:44:53 That's the title. Sad hens. If you don't want to see a hen cry, go home right now. You know what I'm saying? Sad hens all over. She became worried after she sent a text saying, I got tricked into pretty much giving away all my funds She was seen on surveillance who the fuck refers to their money as funds. I know that's odd I just like she's a little bit on a land on November 10th and remains missing
Starting point is 00:45:17 The interview we conducted with her father is now haunting leap poignant Ryan why look I miss is every dad's nightmare. How are you doing? What are your concerns? My only concern with knowledge is for Hannah's CC. Is she dead? So sad, if you or someone you know is struggling with. I mean, if I was broke in like, InnoCity and I had no money,
Starting point is 00:45:38 I'd go in like, hobo mode so quick. Like, I'd be in, yeah. When you're in hobo mode. I am in, well, yeah, that's my, I mean, like, I'm in. You would stay in hobo mode. You go to your natural stasis. I got one foot in hobo mode. You would remain in hobo mode. I am in, well yeah, that's my, I mean like I'm in, You stay in hobo mode. You go to your natural stasis. I got one foot in hobo mode. You would remain in hobo mode.
Starting point is 00:45:49 I got one foot in hobo mode at all times. So like it wouldn't be that crazy. I'd like ride rails, I'd get home. Here's a retired LAPD detective. Ride rails back to Hawaii. Is that what you would do? Well I mean, if I wasn't from Hawaii. He's gonna, but this guy's breaking down
Starting point is 00:46:03 how they could find her. Well, you understand there's suicide involved, we get it. He's like, listen, she's gonna be really smelly. She's gonna stink. She's gonna stink. So be ready for that. She might be in different parts. Unfortunately, I already led to the tragedy of... Go on Google Maps and look up fish markets in your area So you know where they are you don't get thrown off
Starting point is 00:46:28 Maui Hawaii Was in contact with her sick photo uncle and aunt from New York and they were gonna meet for The Thanksgiving holidays. Oh man, they so they did not have a good Thanksgiving. No No The luau was sad Oh man, so they did not have a good Thanksgiving. No. No. The luau was sad. Damn. They have a luau in New York.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Dark cloud of a luau. And when they started calling her, or actually there was a moment in time when she texted her aunt and uncle. Great blur. If she was ugly, would this be a cash? No. They'd just be like, she's fat. She went to a buffet. Go on Google right now and search up a missing ugly woman.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Missing ugly woman. Nothing comes up. Google, zero results. Nothing comes up. There's a trillion results, but it's just like all like zero comments. One click on him. Exactly. Nobody cares. People actually, they put flyers out that go, yay!
Starting point is 00:47:26 Yeah. Flyers that say good riddance. Fat Ugo hasn't been seen for weeks. Congrats. We rule. Party Friday, we're celebrating. Celebrating fat pig's disappearance. It's like those lost cat videos.
Starting point is 00:47:43 It's like, found woman, we killed her for you. Don't worry about it. Golden Krause is devastated. I remember one time I was so retarded, I was like hungover and I saw somebody, they posted a found dog poster. And I was like in my car and I was like, right, so you found it, I don't need the love.
Starting point is 00:48:02 No. I didn't understand. Pat yourself on the back, buddy. I don't need to know Pat yourself on the back buddy. What the fuck you going around putting these flyers that we get it quit bragging So everything's the same was a victory lap for you. Funny your dog. Nothing changed. You have your dog What do I need? What do I need to know that for? Okay, I don't care like Hannah I don't care about Kehanna. I don't give a flying fuck about it. No, I care, but there's no new info. This guy's gonna take forever to break it down.
Starting point is 00:48:30 He's in his office. He's gonna be all fucking... Yeah, Moses Castillo. Yeah, exactly. I think we might have watched this before, but I just saw it today again. We just need to watch it. Check this out. Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin. Do you guys remember this moment? Remember this moment. Look at the look he gives.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Really appreciated the acting that he did on Saturday Night Live, and I really appreciate his politics. You told one of the witnesses who disagreed with you during an interview that you thought Mr. Baldwin was a cocksucker. Oh fuck. He was saying, what? What? No. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:49:07 He goes, I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer, but I'm not a cocksucker. Oh, that ruled. He got away with that, right? That case is over. I mean, yeah, he's back on SNL. Yeah. It was a mistrial because. Oh, that ruled. He got away with that, right?
Starting point is 00:49:25 That case is over. I mean, yeah, he's back on SNL. Yeah. It was a mistrial because of that bullet thing. Passing through that woman's head? No, no, no. There was like something about a, evidence that was admitted was dismissed
Starting point is 00:49:40 because of, it was just admitted improperly. And then so it was a mistrial, and then I retried it he got away with it yeah this was interesting too just in terms of women trying to find themselves and whatnot I know we were not a very we like to be uplifting about really horrible info here on the hate watch podcast and this is more of that but but, woman who went to India to treat her depression is drugged and beheaded. That's, all right, should we even make sure? Anyway, who's the winner? All right, Nick.
Starting point is 00:50:11 It's us. It's us. The jokes make themselves. What else we got? No, she was trying to, well, like, you know, a little eat, pray, love. Yeah. A little eat, pray, no head.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Mm-hmm. Oh, no, Devon. Oh, she was hung up from a, in a tree. It's eat, pray no head. Mm-hmm. Oh No, Devin. Oh, she was hung up from a tree. It's it's It's eat pray love a pray spelled P-R-E-Y She got taken by the Predator who the fuck goes to India to treat the depression women Jankum therapy, I think There's yogis out there. They're doing like, jenkum therapy, I think. I don't know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:50:46 It's like I was. They hook cow turds up to your head, attach to wires. They shock you. Those hot stones, but it's just like logs of diarrhea on your back. Just turds. God bless India, man. They just keep giving us like, fucking material. By the way, shout out to Indians,
Starting point is 00:51:02 the good Indians, I will say really fast. They are legends of chess right now. Joey, they're called Native Americans. How dare you? No, I want to shout out Gukash, shout out Veedit, shout out Anish, shout out, there's a lot of good Indians. I've actually been feeling bad about how badly we've been trashed Indians. They're like, there are so many of them that that we the bad ones like pop up in stories all the time
Starting point is 00:51:25 But there are they some of the best people are also in I fully agree Yes, they make me laugh harder than anybody else online and they're the best chess guys. They're amazing. There's just too many of them Yeah, there's just too many they get on manageable They get overshadowed by the by the other the stinky other the 700 million and guess what? There's like 400 million that kick ass, but then you got 700 million that just came out fucking shitting themselves and scraping. The good ones would be laughing at the bad ones.
Starting point is 00:51:53 And the good ones are, they are having a big laugh with us. Yes, yes. But the 700 million, they're just evacuating themselves. And that's a generous. Slippin' and slidin' all over town. Generous ratio, I think there's about, there's.'s how many is there a billion in India no but I'm saying there's probably a few dozen good ones but they are very I bet there's like 24 good Indian guys 24 like 24 in the Indian India that are like gray yes
Starting point is 00:52:17 they are and then we're talking about 990 million and suck my ass and there's yeah yeah they're all scared of the poop demon yeah now I'm kidding kidding of 190 million that suck my ass. They're all scared of the poop demon. No, I'm kidding, kidding of course. I feel like I've led the charge in the India stuff. A long time ago we had an episode, I think like six years ago where I was just like, I just don't, why would anyone go to India? That's always been here.
Starting point is 00:52:39 But I left it, because I was like, that's an ignorant take by me. I am crazy and I am rude. I'm gonna not get into it. And then as time went on, it just felt like the shit just kept coming. It's more acceptable. I'm not, I don't wake up and go, I need Indian content.
Starting point is 00:52:54 They just keep coming at us. I think the second that Indian street food content. I'm not searching it out. I'm not seeking for this. No, of course not. It just kind of happens. These poop fights and all that. The second Indian street food content hit mainstream algorithms, game over for them.
Starting point is 00:53:12 I saw another, speaking, not Indian, but you know how we hate those Chinese people in the hills that cook fish and all that weird shit. Eating frogs. Eating frogs. Like apples. Saw another video, did you see this one? Where she makes eggs with gasoline and wasps. and all that weird shit. Eating frogs. Eating frogs. Yeah, yeah. Like apples. I saw another video, did you see this one, where she makes like eggs with like gasoline
Starting point is 00:53:29 and wasps. No. I saw that. That was sick. She makes like scrambled, she makes like gasoline scrambled eggs. I send those videos to Connor every chance I possibly get. I don't know if I came here with an upset stomach or if all the content is making me sick.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Let me check. One of the two, but I am nauseated. They're hill Chinese people, they live in the sick. Let me check one of the two but I am I am nauseated They're hill Chinese people. They live in the hills. Let me check John's DMs with me. It's private gold mine It is I sent I've been sending you some lukewarm stuff lately, but look at this shit. Look at this shit The gasoline gets them out Yeah, I watched this one today. Oh, the gasoline gets them out of the... Wait, what? But, no, they're cooking the eggs and gas.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Is it gasoline or is it like vinegar or something like that? I don't know, but that... It might just be water. Here, John sent me this one. They just said the... Should your water light on fire like that? You're right, you're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:54:28 You're right. I'm down for- I got one so much worse. A little gas cooker. I got someone so much worse for you, Dev. Hold on, we're gonna finish this one first. Alright. Mi hawa, mi ma, mi ma
Starting point is 00:54:44 Sure Oh. Oh I also like how Devon thinks the only flammable thing in the world is gasoline Oh, it could be a high. That wasn't even the one I saw there was like wasps in it. I just said you would Boom it's a wasp fried rice. Oh look at this piece of shit The rat and rice and threw it in Rice I don't know what the fuck it is. It's like some kind of like cornmeal little rat dumpling Oh, by the way, there's always this piece of shit in the comments a couple of things city rats and rural rats are not the same I genuinely Devon. I genuinely thought you're like, there's always one of these pieces of shit and you're are not the same. I genuinely, Devan, I genuinely thought you were gonna be like, there's always one of these pieces of shit
Starting point is 00:55:26 and you're gonna read the Chinese comic going like, shing ba, wa, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, fucking cock sucking piece of shit always defending this. No, fucking anybody that's ever found themselves in a situation in life where they're going, actually, there's such a difference, there's a difference between city rats and rural rats. Yeah. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:55:42 Talking about rats? I heard that. You're really breaking down rats? Mm-hmm. You put a rat in a pot like that, don't ever give me any excuse. What on earth? There's no excuse for that. I know.
Starting point is 00:55:54 What is that? I know. What is it wrapped in? Rice, it's a guangzhou burrito. I think it's rice. I think it's rice. It's like some kind of like rice pudding. Watch her eat it, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:56:04 It doesn't even hold. That's what pisses me off so much. Look at the brown oil. There's no threat for this. Yeah, it was called grabbing the wrap. It's not even wrapped anymore. It pisses me off so much. It'd be like, it's a double whammy
Starting point is 00:56:24 because if she did it well, like if she did the thing where they wrap it in like, you know, Saran wrap, and it'd hold for a while, refrigerate for a while, it's solidified, you fry it then. It's just, it's sloppy and barbaric. It pisses me off so much. It is barbaric. She made it like, but it kinda looks like a tempero wrap.
Starting point is 00:56:40 It does, yeah. It's like, this is their corn dog, this is like, fair food. What was the point of wrapping it though? It's you need to say there is no Word, she's a piece of shit And she will see hell I will see the fire you go burns in hell You know, it's funny is the Indians they do things they'll like have food that looks good But it's just the way they're preparing it is so unsanitary But like Chinese people will eat shit where you're like, why are you eating that? Yeah
Starting point is 00:57:09 And you're cooking for sure. Yeah Chinese people will put on gloves to prepare. Yeah This is a well prepared. It's a safely prepared like they almost have there's like there's like sanitation with them making rat turd soup What's that one like puff pastry in India that has like it's it's like a Orb and they the top cut out and they put like a green juice in it. I don't know what it's called by now what you're talking about. Those are so good.
Starting point is 00:57:30 They're so good, but when you watch the food videos, they're like picking the liquid up with their fingers and letting it drop off their fingertips. It's like, just get a ladle. Yes. No, everything's gotta be with the hands. Just get a fucking ladle. Everything's gotta be with the hands.
Starting point is 00:57:41 They're mixing up their hands. Eat it with your hands, fine. If that's a cultural thing, eat it with your hands. I don't give a shit. Don't prepare it with your fucking hands. Is someone the woman. Eat it with your hands, fine. If that's a cultural thing, eat it with your hands. I don't give a shit. Don't prepare it with your hands. The woman's spitting it back into the pot. Utensils were created by Columbus, and no one can use them.
Starting point is 00:57:51 They're evil. Forks are evil. Fucking Jesus Christ. But the Chinese have chopsticks. It's like they don't have a fucking version of that. Barbarism. Get to it, Devin. You're gonna love this.
Starting point is 00:58:03 No, not get, skip it. No, no, no, no. Come on. Here we go. Ah! Ah! Barbarism get to it Devon you're gonna know not get a skip it. No, no No, she's been right into the fucking spine fucking piece of you You goddamn dragon woman She's 24 years old No, she's 215 years old. She looks great for her age.
Starting point is 00:58:26 See, there's a part of me that's like, this is why they'll win World War III, and there's another part of me that's just like, this is why they're gonna lose that motherfucker. For sure. Because they're too busy eating rats? Yeah, we're just gonna cut off the rat supply. We're gonna cut off their poop oil and rat supply,
Starting point is 00:58:41 and then the whole country's gonna devolve. All right, so for dessert. Insects. For dessert, I have curated a nice little Gary Busey video. Thank you, man. A little intermission, a little palate cleanser. A little palate cleanser. Gary Busey on Thanksgiving. Let's look at Buse.
Starting point is 00:58:55 You're as good about eating Thanksgiving gifts. Oh my God. He looks like that rat that woman just ate. He looks good to me. Hey guys, if you'll excuse me, I just survived a walk Oh my god Brian Gary, do you see and she's disgusted by the views that's actually I can't even weather abuse. That's actually, I can't even. That's where you have hair and you lead over the plate to get a bite with your
Starting point is 00:59:27 fork. The ends of your hair will get in the sauces at the seasonings. What? Yeah. You go home that night, you can pick your hair up, put it in your bath and suck it. Then you'll have a bed-dodged sack. Yeah, that makes sense. Wow. Oh my God, dude.
Starting point is 00:59:46 It looks like those cutscenes in Spongebob. What's overly detailed. That's a close up of Mr. Krabs having a fucking panic attack. That might be the most deranged image I've ever seen of a human being. Oh my god. He's also saying he used to have his long hair dip into the Thanksgiving meals and then when he went home at night
Starting point is 01:00:09 he'd suck his hair and have another snack. He's a goofball man. And he goes, and guys, this is when I had millions and millions of dollars. Oh my god, I can't get over his face. Oh, that poor guy. He looks cute as hell, man. He is a cutie pie. I don't really know
Starting point is 01:00:27 Bucy's like history is is his downfall like is it drugs now? He got a motorcycle accident and really damaged his brain. That's why helmet laws exist in California is because of Bucy. Truly is that right? Yeah I'm dead serious. But was that before his Oscar for Buddy Holly or after? I don't know. I think he got, no I think it was before. I think that might have made him kind of brilliant though. Like it made him be very eccentric and brilliant and creative. Either way, even if it was before the Buddy Holly movie where he won the Oscar,
Starting point is 01:01:01 then that explains that. But if it were after, he still did point break in a bunch of like classic Movies where he's a great performer. I think just as time goes on his TVI becomes more prominent Yeah, it's mixing with like who knows what else now. Yeah, he was like, okay big time Jake Busey Jake Busey is awesome. Love Jake. Love Jake. Oh, I love this video school A lady that listens to our podcast spoke at a school meeting. Something tells me the liberals in the room are really going to enjoy this speech. Hey, retard.
Starting point is 01:01:39 Yeah, I said it. Uh oh, the tolerant left not that tolerant. Oh, no. Well, tonight you're gonna hear from obese, liberal women. From obese? Oh, she's making fun of the libs. Some woke teachers, a few faggots. Democrats!
Starting point is 01:01:59 The president's a very, very pervert! Order in the room! Order in the room! The Democratic Democrats! We are on recess at this moment. I wish there was footage of her. This is bullshit. I know. I thought it was the girl in the pink scarf
Starting point is 01:02:18 for the first five seconds talking. I was able to save America. I had to get this footage of Emily Saves America. I was able to save America. I had to get this footage of Emily Saves America. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then this is somehow real.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Jordan Peterson's truly completely lost his mind, and he's genuinely arguing about the existence of dragons. Oh my god. With Graham Hancock. Oh, great. This is going to be good. That's what Graham Hancock looks like? That's not Graham Hancock.
Starting point is 01:02:43 That's Graham. That's Graham. That's Graham? Yeah. What? I don't even know who Graham Hancock looks like? That's not Graham Hancock. That's Graham. That's Graham? Yeah. I don't even know who Graham Hancock is. He's like the old, he's got like theories about ancient aliens and stuff. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:53 Dragon fight to fighting Satan. Well how many dragons have you overcome in your life? I'm not interested in dragons, I'm interested in reality. Okay, so I read a book a while back that described the I used to fight dragons all the time in my school. The biological reality of the dragon. They chop their cocks off and paste their hair blue. Is there such a thing as a predator?
Starting point is 01:03:10 Of course. That's not going to happen. Yes it is, Johnny's old now. What's the category of predators? He's like, go on, Holy Fence, there's girls shoving dragon cocks up their asses all the time. Is fire a predator? Well, it's complicated because a fire kills you. So is there a worse predator than serpentine, flying, fire-breathing reptile? Is that not the imagistic equivalent of predator?
Starting point is 01:03:33 So in what way, if predator is real, in what way isn't dragon real? I don't know why you say dragon. I mean, we have lions, we have tigers, we have saber tooth. Right, but why not abstract? So a dragon is a pictorial representation of the abstracted concept This is as you say we already have the term predator and so it might be right Richard Sorry John they have a similar look I apologize I was like thinking you were crazy office beef is working, bud Well, no, I correct myself though. That's Dawkins, right? Dawkins, right Devon? Yeah, I think so. It's Dawkins.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Yeah. So my bad, John. Dawkins like, doesn't believe in God, right? Yeah, but they hate Dawkins now. They hate Dawkins now. Yeah, liberals hate Dawkins now because he's racist. What did he say? He's just a racist. He hates Islam.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Oh. Yeah. Which is par for the fucking course. Little fuck-duzzle. Yeah. Fucking yeah, sorry. Jesus Christ. Fucking, they won't shut up. Come on. I'm not screaming. It's unbelievable with those guys. They did 9-11. Yeah, sorry
Starting point is 01:04:30 Just can't believe this man Yeah, dude, no I said ology of a dragon you must understand how that can be misleading Think the category of dragon is any less valid than the category of lion? Any less biological? What on earth is happening to you? Well, it depends on your level of analysis. You would say that lions are an instantiation of this bracket term of predator.
Starting point is 01:04:55 I would also say... Would you therefore say that a lion is an instantiation of the bracket term of dragon? By the way, what's going on? Where are they filming this? Like, what... We'll say that a lion... What is this? Uh, Where's the image in the background? What is this roadside attraction? They're filming this at what there's like dinosaurs in the pack. Oh my god Are they at the fucking thing outside of like?
Starting point is 01:05:16 Jordan Peterson's having a full Kaiser so He's like fucking Peewee Herman run by He's like fucking This bracket term of predator I would also say would you therefore say that a lion is an instant Yes, he looks over at the end of the video Holy fuck. He looks over at the end of the video, he goes, ah! Ah! He goes, run!
Starting point is 01:05:45 Run! Jurassic Park! Everything for himself! I think he's gone so Christian, this is what I think is happening, he's gone so Christian, he's now delving into the Earth as only 6,000 years old, and people thought dinosaurs or dragons,
Starting point is 01:05:59 because people coexisted with dragons or dinosaurs. My take on it was that he was just saying, like, dragons are a metaphor for something about the human mind. But then why wouldn't he just admit to that when they press him on that? They press him on like, are you using that metaphorically? And he's just like, well, because he's, he's, he doesn't, he does. He's trying to illustrate a point and he doesn't want to budge.
Starting point is 01:06:19 He's like, I'm trying, I'm going to be stubborn on this because I want you to acquiesce and understand my point of view and Dawkins is just Like you're a fucking you're a queer. He knows if he breathe, you know We know that his fucking listenership is now evangelicals a bad big majority of them are probably evangelicals And he knows that if he truly brought up his theory about why humans might be scared of dragons because they were Dinosaurs or some shit me coexisted with dinosaurs his earth's only 6,000 years old Dawkins would smash his face in with a fucking sledgehammer. I think that's what he's alluding to. That might finally discredit Jordan Peterson.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Exactly, but I think he's tight what he's doing a little tightrope walk. Oh, well, I mean, you know I mean do you guys remember? Epigenetics at the very best. I don't think he's saying he's not a creationist. I think at the very least he's saying Epigenetics are real and there was some type of giant like yeah, but he's arguing into a like a corner He's a rich. He does semantics to the point where it now nothing means anything. I mean, it's just so crazy He used to do this shit. He was like I love this He used to do step up to the street shit against her. I remember watching him with you You mean your mom and your living room? Yeah, we were like willing
Starting point is 01:07:24 Yeah, when he did that whole interview with that lady on BBC. He dominated her. I mean how far When he dominated her he dominated her. I guess we can't watch that. I go Japanese pornos I mean how far the mighty have fallen here. I remember this remember this one He's outside of his college and he's there It's a it's a big rap battle. This is the first thing him and a bunch of blue-haired freaks Like pipes he's dominating them dominating. Yeah Look at me you looked all funny. He's like James Bond. Look at that shit. He's like, what the fuck? He looked like an old barber. Yeah. Assaulting people at your protest,
Starting point is 01:08:08 do you have any comment on that? Why is that 1940s cop behind him? Why? Why were they here? Well, how can I answer that? Are there views in alignment with yours? At some point you have to realize. I think that's a foolish question. Look, if you want to know what my views are.
Starting point is 01:08:20 It sucks that he got so retarded, he made these people look good. I have no time at home. Yeah. Videos, yes. Including? Yes, I have. Then why wouldn't you ask such a question? It sucks that he got so retarded he made these people look good My next class is called the philosophy of a fist to be fair you could have he could have owned her by just doing that also. Just do the... Why don't you go back to your food truck, you fucking Portland freak! You fucking torta! Fuck you!
Starting point is 01:08:50 Go back to your Berea taco truck, ramen bullshit! Listen here, Heffer! I have 150 lectures which spark the debate. Would you let me talk to her for a moment? Don't tell me that please. I have 150 lectures on YouTube. There's 500 hours of my views. Do you really think you're worth all of that time? So look, I will answer your question, okay?
Starting point is 01:09:22 I've studied Nazism for a very long time. It's been four decades. I love it. I understand it very well. And I can tell you that there's some awful people working in the corners, and they're ready to come out. And if the radical left keeps pushing the way it's pushing, they're going to come.
Starting point is 01:09:35 That sounds very much like a threat. That sounds very much like a threat. Would you like to disavow the physical violence, trans people were physically assaulted at this rally in your name? Would you like to disavow that violent man this been this guy's been through fire this is at the height of the cancellation boy I want to try value soon I think because then after this shit the only people that would talk to them were like daily wire freaks and he got all like you know radicalized yeah
Starting point is 01:10:04 wasn't ever seeing another perspective He's just yeah in rooms people who agree with him who are dumber than him Yeah, and when you're the smartest guy in a dumb room, you just fucking I'm a god bow to you So the dumbest shit of all time. Yeah, he was completely rejected by this other side and completely embraced by I mean He was gassed and the same thing happened in Joe Rogan exact same thing happened in Joe Rogan Well, Rogan wasn't like, Rogan just got charmed slowly. Jordan Peterson, at least, was completely outcast, and then he found a home out of necessity
Starting point is 01:10:34 and then maybe got too comfortable with them. Rogan was just like, I'm moving off, then. No, Peterson burnt the ships though, dude. Peterson knew this was gonna happen. He knew he was gonna lose his fucking job. And he went, that's what I'm saying. Like he wasn't outcasted as much as he self outcasted himself. That's a good point.
Starting point is 01:10:51 He could have shut the fuck up at any point. He knew by saying what he was saying. Yeah, that's a good point. Rogan was like a fucking Bernie bro liberal though. And then there was like media campaigns against Joe Rogan for like, the whole Bernie bro like movement being like vilified by like CNN and all that shit.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Just pushed Joe Rogan to the side sending out Jordan Peterson. Left eats itself. Yeah. 100%. And I'm going to post this online that you would like people to not to be to be more accommodating of trans people and people of color at your events in future. I would like there to be no violence. Oh this guy remembers this kid. I felt like my voice was like, I'm like a full-on Muslim and I feel like this guy is a racist. Hell yeah, Indians rule. You wanted to disavow, you wanted to disavow, and this is the protest though, there was violence at your protest, so what does that say about our views?
Starting point is 01:11:45 It's not my protest! You know, asking me continually freighted questions isn't very helpful, because you actually want to have a dialogue. You have no idea if I'm your enemy. You have no idea about who you are and I have pronouns. Yeah, well, I know you think that, but I don't believe that using your pronouns is going to do you a good along, but I think it'll do quite the contrary. What? Is that your medical aid? pronouns is going to be headed to making your own dude quite the contrary
Starting point is 01:12:13 Miss remembered this video and like with it like like like 10 minutes in we cut to it. He goes you know what you're fucking gross Right actually that I mean like we were so like annoyed at the comedy scene when we watch these videos back in the day. He skipped 10 minutes ahead and he goes, Oh fuck you, you faggots! You busted me, I hate faggots, whatever! Hey, take me to jail! He goes, you're right, the Nazis aren't coming, I'm here! You are aware that non-binary people are valid in the on the fuck is that Yes, it is Like how he's got a squad of Indians is awesome
Starting point is 01:12:54 Yeah, the Virginia Tech shooter in the back. I'm getting activated right? Yeah Look at this this actually looks like one of those videos when they drop a white woman into India I've been here for this whole thing. Okay. Well, I don't know that I'm it that that's what I'm about. Were you there when I spoke? I've been here for this whole thing. Okay, well I don't know that. It's a genuine question. Look, I think that's what's happening is that we're pushing over a line we shouldn't cross. You keep pushing and the poop demon's gonna come. It's gonna come right out. But you are aware that that's being put in place so that we can't get fired.
Starting point is 01:13:39 We need to be written into the Canada Human Rights Legislation or we can be fired for our gender identity. I work with the... Well then why did you make a fucking video about it? I've been denied housing as a trans person. These rights would protect me. Denied housing? I've been denied housing. From the state or for the open market? So you've been denied housing like from the government? It's illegal either way. This guy's freaking out dude. He's so ready. He's ready to beat the shit out of her. Yeah we should find out where that guy is now. Yeah. He's in jail let's add on site. He's ready to beat the shit out of her. Yeah, we should be able to find out where that guy is now. He's in jail, let's add on science.
Starting point is 01:14:06 He's... I go, put on a serious actually. He's writing salacious comments about us on YouTube. About us fucking each other. That's what he's doing. Weird, you can't work. No, if the state does it, that's fucked. But if someone doesn't want to live with you, that's their right. That's exactly right. No, if I had human rights, that wouldn't have fucking happened. As far as I'm concerned, I don't want to live with you! That's their right! That's exactly right! If I had human rights, that wouldn't have fucking happened!
Starting point is 01:14:26 As far as I'm concerned, that's a terrible thing. It's too bad that that's happened to you. It's like 2-buckin'-shock-G going back to back. Shock G! I'm the place to be! Allow me to have housing security. Allow me to have... I love how this kid just kinda fucked with the George Petersen's argument. He's like you're fucking weird. Yeah, yeah Note to self let me change that kids great to an a plus Awful like motel six bedspread Like that looks like shit looks like a night
Starting point is 01:15:05 It looks like a shutter Island tie. It's good time now Shut up, Devon. Fuck you. Fuck you Ugly thank you, Joey Because are you aware that there is a trans boy who killed himself in psychiatric care recently because he was Continuously being misgendered by his care workers And there are many multiple recorded instances of trans people killing them Looking to be able to integrate ourselves like here have a turd just chill out It's a turd wrapped in foil
Starting point is 01:15:48 You're grumpy. It just bites a turd. Chill out. back to Shakespeare it's not a new thing if you refuse to let us integrate ourselves into society you create alienation that results in suicide we are in a suicide epidemic right now what are you contributing to this as a psychologist man you know you're almost impossible to talk to you're so awesome man that it's impossible to listen to you yeah and I did yes actually I I don't really think I am a retor it ishion just so you know just so you know that Retor it ishion I mean, it's very hard to attend to because if you rattle on your it's with your ideological speech
Starting point is 01:16:34 It's not ideological they ruin they ruin this man. They wrote it. Yeah, he lost his mind They made his heat he kind of turned trans and so yeah His opinions turned really trans. Yes They kind of did it to his own way. Yeah. Like his opinions turned really trans. Yep. He got radicalized. They kind of did it to him. Personal. They created a Honkler. This is like when the Joker-
Starting point is 01:16:50 They created a white-pilled Honkler. You created a Honkler. When the Joker shows up to the hospital with Harvey Dent, this is what they're doing to him right now. Yeah. You created a Honkler. No one wants to Jordan him more. He says that in the video. He goes, you know you're just creating a Honkler no one wants to Jordan no more he says that in the video
Starting point is 01:17:06 creating a honkler he puts the nose on Witness me! He goes, oh finally a sane trans woman I can talk to You know his body language is totally comfortable. That's why, that's why... He wants to speak. I just wanted to make sure that you knew that's why that was. I'm perfectly aware of that. I have a call for a question.
Starting point is 01:17:55 Oh, now it's not. I won't get emotional with you. He keeps doing the screen. So, who is this legislation harming? It's harming anybody who wants to use their own words. In what capacity? Be specific. Look, it's important that people are able to use their own words. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:12 Because that's how we think. And if the government starts legislating how we think... So if I wanted to call you she... No, I'm playing off of what you're saying. If I wanted to call you she and her... You won't let him fit in. And if everyone just called you that all the time, and that was the only thing. Why do you call me? Can't you tell?
Starting point is 01:18:28 I think that you think that you don't care because you've never had to face that. And it's a common trend among people who have never had to face, uh, like transgender discrimination. Honk their discrimination is a thing. Because you don't have to deal with it. I didn't say I didn't think it was a big deal. I said I didn't care if people called me that. Oh shit, Chris Angel's involved in this. Oh shit, he's floating three feet off the ground. I didn't say I didn't think it was a big deal, I said I didn't care if people called me that.
Starting point is 01:18:47 Oh shit, Chris Angel's involved in this. Oh shit, he's floating three feet off the ground. He's like, okay, mind freak, I'll get to you. Mind freak. Mr. Mind Freak, give me a second. I'm sorry, I have a question for you. Do you realize that right now, if you were to kill a trans person, because only for the sole reason that they're trans that would not be considered a hate crime Sure, they could be convicted of murder, but not of a hate crime. I'm pretty sure in Canada they'd figure something out I mean, what is this? Is this a stage thinking he's a trans man?
Starting point is 01:19:15 No, no, no, no, no, no, that's fucking retarded if you killed someone cuz they were they would just group that in with gay They'd be like a kill the gay guy Yeah, he's like he's about to like shoot lasers Jordan Pearson do we take the estrogen pill or the testosterone? Oh yeah. That's good. Very good. That's good. Oh great. God, we kick ass. Imagine being here. Sucked ass. That was great. I loved that. Imagine being in the circle.
Starting point is 01:19:50 It would have been like being in like the video of like biggie freestyling in Brooklyn for the first time. Yeah. If you were there. Sick as hell. An iconic moment. It'd be really cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:59 You're just like fondly like I wish I was there. Wish I was there. Wish I was there. I wish I was there. I wish I was there. I wish I was there. I wish I Yeah. You're just like fondly like I wish I was there. Wish I was there. I wish I was this guy right here. Indian Max Payne right there. Right there.
Starting point is 01:20:13 Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Max Stain. Right there. Right there. Right there.
Starting point is 01:20:20 Max Stain. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. I Freeze this time the himself in a bus. Max Dayne. Yeah, Max Dayne. Max Dayne. He freezes time and runs onto a bus. Hahahaha.
Starting point is 01:20:49 That actually, that would be a good one to watch for Hollywood Hate Watch. Mark Wahlberg, Max Payne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down. Oh, I saw it in theaters. Me too. Awful. I got two. Even as like a dumb kid, I was like, this sucks. I know.
Starting point is 01:21:03 I got two beauties lined up torrented downloaded uploaded the drive for Hollywood hate watch beautiful recording tomorrow when did they get released as soon as we're done with them all up okay okay sick yeah I'm very excited about the ones that we have subscribe to find out out the gates discrimination not the same have you read the ex laws or intentionally where do most laws involving human rights cause them much trouble to as many people as possible
Starting point is 01:21:34 you know what's crazy is like this guy wouldn't Peterson wouldn't would just let these people live those people would put him in a fucking hole if they could they would put him in a fucking hole where he could never talk to anybody if not Execute him if they could if they had the power to they would fucking imprison that man for the rest of his life. Mm-hmm Snap laws this this person's like, you know many swords I ate today
Starting point is 01:22:01 Snap laws. Look at this person's like, you know how many swords I ate today? Hahaha. How many cobras I feed today? I just fucking escaped a safe in the ocean. Hahaha. I made my cock disappear. I think that people often do things to make other people's lives worse, don't you?
Starting point is 01:22:19 Well clearly as an example of this rally. I am probably the most fervent anti-status you will ever meet. I am an anarchist and I do not believe that anyone who writes legislation has the interest of anybody but themselves or special interests or parties. So don't come at me saying that I want to suck up the middle of the government, okay? Because that's not who I am. You do. What I'm interested in is-
Starting point is 01:22:38 I want to suck up a lot of other things, but not that. If this guy's an anarchist, can you just stab him and be like, hey buddy Have a thing called the non-aggression principle Which is like an anarchist and libertarians believe that like even though you believe there should be no government no laws like the idea of Physically like hurting another person is like still like it's like a human thing It goes beyond like stateism, but I walk around all day with this guy. We could just like yeah, and like, you know Break build like, you know break doors, and I would just love to ask him like how would you like solve get insulin Oregon? Yeah, yeah, he's a fucking loser. What does that mean? I'm an anarchy So he believes easy believes it should be like mad man. You want every chaos every day
Starting point is 01:23:21 He would get killed the first people that die would be him if it was a trinidad state He would get brain by a fucking cholo I'd love to discriminate against that guy Max Payne's thinking about it right now We agree that it's a reprehensible thing This image of you running in going it's milk time American history acts I'm not gonna hold words in your mouth and now we're done. What I fail to understand is how you honestly feel in your expert opinion as both an educator
Starting point is 01:24:33 as an educated person that not calling somebody by a pronoun that has been used to refer to to individual people. No, I think it's legislating it. It's legislating it. Yeah, I'm like actually like, I'm getting frustrated all over again, yeah, he's not time his own personal interests I'm saying they shouldn't make it a long. I'm saying should be a fucking long. Yes, they can't hear they don't hear it It's not a law for the other genders. Yeah, well, how would it be a lot for you call a girl? What's up, dude? Yeah
Starting point is 01:25:02 Removed you would be totally fine referring to me with they them pronouns. Probably not they and them. Probably not they and them. Hell yeah, dude. Well, because I don't think it's a tenable solution. A solution to what? I don't think it's a solution to the problem that you're trying to solve. I mean, it's not that easy to track.
Starting point is 01:25:22 I know that's how you do it. I understand that. You can make up a word and make that a child's name and you would refer to them by that name. What an ugly woman. You're so rude. That's a trans guy. Oh, okay. Got it. That's a race-tempered voice. If that's a poor man. They've been taking the stuff.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Yeah. They've been taking the little... Estrogen. Makes your pee pee up tiny. Are we... that could just be... could be just the unattractive woman. Max Payne loves it. Turns your nuts out. Kind of the ultimate coverup.
Starting point is 01:25:49 Payne's zoned in on her tits right now. Look at Payne zooming in on it. He's like, oh. Kind of the ultimate coverup for being like an ugly girl. I mean, like, I actually used to be a man. Yeah. Kind of the ultimate like, chest move of like, you girl. I mean like I actually used to be a man Yeah, the ultimate like chess move of like you think I'm ugly. Well, you should see me when I was a fucking hairy big guy Yeah, it's true I saw people riding like Chaz Bono when they attacked me. I go really?
Starting point is 01:26:22 because it's a pronoun for a lot of reasons. So even one of the reasons it's different is that pronouns turn out to be very difficult to change. They're closed linguistic. Which is why we're using they then pronouns, which has historical continuity. Yeah, you see, I don't believe that. Well, I'm gonna kill myself if we keep watching. All right, we can wrap.
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