Hate Watch with Devan Costa - She's The Man

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

The cartel is very upset at Emilia Perez https://www.patreon.com/c/HateWatchPodcast

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I feel like a peacock. You gotta let me fly. You gotta let me fly. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the F-Shack signed Dirty Mike and the Boys. I love that. That's a good scene. That was the best one. That's the best joke in the movie. When, what's his name, Rob Regal goes,

Yeah, we found a deer vagina in the car. We thought it was a human ear, but no. Friends said it was a deer vagina. What a time that's I genuinely think that's the most underrated comedy of all time Strange wilderness is up there strange wilderness fucking kills me Yeah, but the other guys is truly like on all accounts. It nails everything. It's going for Michael Keaton is unbelievable in that movie Yeah, well about that was about He came back from a big break So old he's been gone so long and then he just like stayed and kept doing stuff

Dude his his speech at Bed Bath and Beyond and he confuses the two jobs He goes all right people new bath mats are in full moon people are gonna go nuts And then he goes by the way, there's a CEO rapes in Crown Heights. He's in Crown Heights walking pairs oops That's the wrong job disregard that well don't disregard that you live in Crown Heights do walking Knox goes away what about you can dodge your wrench. You can dodge your ball. Oh yeah. I watched the cable. What about this one? What about this one? Lowest. Let's go to the clam. What if I hit my head? I went, Oh, that's my favorite tongue twity. I hit my head I went oh ah That's my favorite tongue twister. We ought to do a whole episode where it's like. I just got lobotomized. Yeah Um I

Hate those movies fuck off Think the other guys was funny. I love it. We got the biggest fight last night I love it. We got the biggest fight last night. He's suck What was Devin's thing Devin called us all Pretentious then proceeded to be the most pretentious Just maybe go over all time Devin Devin It was funny because we all were in the in the car. We all challenged each other to our four times I had no clue Everybody tell me your four top movies knowing that they'd be varied and different no clue what was going on in that conversation. This is the best thing, I went, everybody tell me your four top movies,

knowing that they'd be varied and different for each of us, and Devin refused to tell his because I knew everyone was a Scorsese movie. Yeah, that's not true. You said that, you saw it. Yeah, that's not true, there's some Tarantino in there, come on. Do you remember going down through it?

If I actually took time to think about it, there would be others, but just the most entertaining ones are usually him. Yup. Well, all right, it's off my head right now, I'm gonna go Amelia Perez. I would there would be others, but just the most entertaining ones are usually Well alright, it's off my head right now. I'm gonna go Amelia Perez La la land into this Amelia Perez a lot of land the artist Amelia Perez is about welcome to jock week. I think oh yeah Yes, Amelia Perez is,

I don't, it feels like we're not in a real reality. Do you guys know what the movie is? No. Okay, so it's about a drug cartel kingpin who wants to transition into a woman. Oh God. And Zoe Saldana plays the lawyer, so he abandons the family, becomes a lady, but he wants his kids back.

So he like, misdoubt fires his own family as a trans English. Why? That's the cartel leader Zoe what's her name? Are you English? Oh my god. No, I'm not English. So wait, who's in the, the trans persons in the cartel? The trans person is the head of the cartel. The head of the cartel. And the cartel has no problem. I haven't seen this movie by the way. Valerie watched it.

Cartel doesn't chop her tranny head off. They don't know. She fucking disappeared and became a woman. She's hiding. Oh, nobody can tell. No, which is also egregious, looks exactly the same. The cartel has no clue. They're horny for her.

Who's this hot fucking piece of ass? How come Griselda Blanco's six foot eight? Ha ha ha. Not because you, you are pretty. Why is this chick pawning a basketball? She's doing a 360 dunk. What the hell? You are pretty.

So, you're pretty. So I'm pretty so Wait what a weird way to put the the font in right there And you guys fuck you that's cool, that's cool. Yeah, actually it's pretty good Have a name Fuck you. That's cool though. That's cool. Yeah, actually it's pretty good No, our new boss is cool as fuck she gave me up easy yesterday She's just a low-bridged Being anonymous That's a lady yeah, she plays the wife of the car tell me to accept I don't think it's worth she plays the wife of the cartel leader. If you're not willing to accept, I don't think it's worth talking about.

She plays the wife of the trans person? Yeah. They stay together? No! He disappears. Oh, right, right, right. But then he comes back to be the nanny to his kids, I think. He wants his family back. Oh, you're an actual Mrs. Doubtfire! I'm literally Mrs. Doubtfire. It's just Mrs. Doubtfire. He comes back to be the nanny?

I think so. He comes back in their life and there's a scene I saw a clip of it where the little kid goes you smell like Papa Fucking unbelievable and she's like, I'm not your dad Old Spice movies like winning awards, yeah. I think I think this is the villain of the year for sure. Yeah you wise. Yeah Just cut to the chase. To listen is to accept. Benicio del Toro is the one who does the sex change. Cut. I hate you fucking fag all right I'm done with this

shit it's been easy but he just like download hitman yeah he's sneaking in tunnels the shit is cock off with a silenced handgun. Fuck you. This movie's like another movie. I'm gonna, why am I like. You know what, I'm just gonna shut the fuck up. Antonio Banderas is the guy that gave it away. What if an actor from another movie is in this movie?

I'm just gonna be quiet the whole episode. I'm just gonna be quiet. No, no. Shitting ideas. I'm just gonna be quiet the whole episode. That's crazy. not shitting ideas! It's gonna be quiet the whole episode. I mean we quite literally are shitting ideas. I wasn't trying to, you guys started it. Joey started it.

I didn't get a chance to laugh at the Vinicio. There was an involuntary response. We just started. You're being angry. I have to cool off. Honestly, I'm fucking with you. This is good. See? I got this

I'm going to the gym! I'm going to the gym! That was great, John. You really cleaned it up. You're really good at coming back from bombs. What was a great bomb comeback? You doubled down and you came out to the other side. I gotta cool off. You're taking a lot of time.

I gotta cool off. You gotta cool off. Taking a walk after bombing is the new move. Take a walk. We is the new move. Take a walk. We're all like, alright, walk it off, man. Just deep breaths. Remember when we wanted to put a hack cage in the room?

Oh, yes. A little penalty box. Like in the Charity McDennis episode. John's in the box and goes, shut up, dog! And he throws beer to Saece. Shut up, dog. Shut up dog. Oh man. Yeah, it was funny to be like, hey,

we'll just add the bomb cage. And we're like, well, that will just become John's. My new area, a dunce cap I wear. John doesn't even bomb, it's just become a thing. He's like, dude, the bomb cage kicks ass, man. It's just become a funny thing where we're now like gaslighting him, I think. A dunce cap would be fun, actually. Let's do that. The Benicio, yeah, so there's a- like gaslighting him I think a dunce cap would be fun actually let's do that

The Benicio yes, I hate to have to wear a dunce cap. Yeah, but it'd be bomb Forefathers head is a dunce cap Do not disrespect for Cap it'll be like a hat cap a cap it'll be like a hat cap like a big cone hat cone yeah we'll go put on the hat make it a fez that's a good one i like i like this a lot i like that we're so much we're just exactly like petris i think we're better weag fatters potato chip chippers Potato chip chippers. Hmm. What a thing fucking a Tony bad. There's a something you like about this

I know what was I a penny show or something? What if it was like, what if it was like a Miele Perez in like Sicario? I, uh, anyways, you know, I thought it'd be funny if Benicio del Toro went through all the tunnels and then stole a car to cut off a cartel leaders dick Do you have this exchange? I thought that was a funny idea. We know yeah, we know you thought those Thought that was funny I like maybe go deeper into the lore That's why you wear a shirt with post collapse on it cuz it's always after one of your jokes. You're always living through With post collapse on it because it's always after one of your jokes you're always living through

I'm trying to bomb worse than you and you're still not catching on. You know, I'm not letting you you don't know I've been worse than you for the last Letting you win what is because you feel bad cuz Devon has a deep empathetic part of him He truly wants all of his friends to succeed and be happy and he does feel bad Let's feel bad when he's mean. He feels very bad when he's mean. He's mean all the time. But I can't stop. But I still feel bad.

But then he feels bad. So it's nice. It's sweet. After Monday and Tuesday is when Lemon Part, when Hate Watch and Lemon Party come out all week, I sit around kind of just being like, oh my God. What am I doing? What am I doing?

I'm a monster. And then it just restarts every weekend. And then you know. Do it all over again. But like Tuesday through Friday, I'm like, oh my God. I'm just monster. And then it just restarts every weekend. And then, you know. Do it all over again. But like Tuesday through Friday, I'm like, oh my God, I'm just biting my nails. I'm like, what did I say about that person? Horrible, they're just trying to have a life.

You mean like, should we watch or? No, I'm kidding, most of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, honestly, it's just mostly like, the random times I'll think back to just being like, fuck you, faggot. Like on the show about somebody I've never met. And I'm like, boy, I would hate me if I saw that.

John doesn't think twice about it you know. That is true. No I have zero. I don't really either I mean everyone got really mad at me for the Lake and Riley thing and every time I watch the clip it makes me laugh very hard. But you look like Hasbulla. She looked horrible. She was horrible looking. That was so that was very crazy they were just using that because they already were like aw yeah. They wanted to be they wanted to be mad at you I didn't even think about that though. That's what I'm saying. That's like the worst thing you could say about somebody I was very good at it. It's very funny. It's the meanest thing you've ever said probably It might be the meanest thing ever said on the show in a weird way. Yeah No, this girl was killed by a rapist

And we pulled rich shirt and you go, good riddance. I thought potato chip chippers was pretty fucking mean. But shut up fatty. Huh? That's cool, man. I'm just gonna go home. You think you keep growing that beard, you'll have a chin? You never will.

That was just me. I'm like, this is a shit. Huh? Yeah. All right. I'm sorry. I knew it, I knew he'd break. Now he's getting all cuddled up.

Maurice, we're sorry. I know, I was a sad orangutan. You look really good by the way. Shut the fuck up. You do, you were looking really cool earlier The hair looks great No, I'm not kidding. Thank you. You look like a guy and like like a dazed like a cool guy in days of confused or something Okay, thank you. Thank you. The hair kind of like transcends eras. Thank you. You've made up for the last 20 minutes I think I think his hair transcends eras. Yeah more like glazed and confused. Now you like my hair. Fat ass. Nice.

Now you like my hair. Yeah, well I don't like it when it's- First of all, fuck you though. That's what I like. When it's disheveled and you look like 10 years older than you are, but when it's slicked back perfectly quaffed, you look cool.

When it's disheveled- That's all I meant yesterday. You gotta keep a comb in like your front pocket. You gotta keep a comb, yeah. I'm gonna switchblade comb. Yeah, yeah. When it's disheveled, you do look like a Rob Zombie character.

Yeah, like I'm like a vicious clown rapist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Devils reject yeah, yeah, I love you guys. I love you too when you're being nice to me I love you, you know when you're not letting me bomb. I love everyone here Me bombings. No, I love everyone here. I love you too. Love you too, buddy. Yeah Love everyone listens to well, actually Yeah, love everyone listens to smell actually A lot of very cool. I love a lot of them. Yeah, I'm cool. Love my mom No, I love your mom to just keep scaling. I love my first dog

Mmm, Oh Sheba No, that my first dog was Zoe the fuck you know, it's a second dog. Yeah, I raped Zoe Turned her to a flashlight For my dog Imagine fucking the dog missionary. Oh my god, that's the funniest thing ever. You got his legs over here. You put the dog's legs on your shoulders. Wait, but as you're fucking talking. You're choking your dog. As you're fucking the dog missionary, you suck all of one of six nipples.

You go, let me get the other one. You suck all one of one of six nipple Switch positions you put the dog on top the dog is riding With. You do the thing where you put the dog on its side and you have its leg in the air. You're having lazy sex with your dog. Oh fuck me. That's a great visual missionary dog sex. And I love the idea of very sensually sucking the tits. You're rubbing the dog's cl sensually sucking the tits. You're rubbing the dog's clit while you're fucking.

You're making the dog clump. You bring a vibrate in for him. You bring a vibrate in for him. The dog's howling. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop. The dog loves it.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. The dog loves it. Oh my gosh. You're telling the dog come for me. Let me know when you're close.

Let me know when you're close. Let me know when you're close. Your dog just squirted her. You're laying a towel down on your bed to fuck your dog, Mitch. Your mom was like, I think the dog peed in the house. No, that's actually a myth, it's not peed. What was the joke we had the other day? It was the guy dating a baby. It's not a ped What was the joke we had the other day? It was the guy dating a baby.

And he's like in a call. It's not a pedophile, by the way. It was more like harmless. It was a guy dating a baby and he's just on the phone. Joey was like, yes, mm-hmm, coo-coo-gah-gah. I will be home. Yes, I'll call you when I get home. I'll be home soon.

I'll call you when I'm off work. Yeah, coo-coo-gah-gah. Oh, God. There are other guys on the phone like, mmhmm yes, no, I'll be home at a Angling his keys in front of the phone We somehow that's cuz it's a it's a pedophilic character, but he's not a pedophile. He's like He's like That made me laugh so hard I felt like the wind got knocked out. Kind of same thing.

Fucking a dog missionary is hilarious. Oh my god. Well, that's what Amelia, that's what Amelia Perez influences. Well, I think we did some good work here, guys. That's it! Have a good one! One episode down. No, let's keep finishing this Amelia Perez shit.

No, let's keep finishing this Emilia-Perez shit. By the way Zoe Saldana, she's like Spanish or something. Yeah, I think she's Dominican or mixed She's born. She's from New York. She was at the she's Puerto Rican or Dominican She was at the the Globes all the stars were out and she won an award and she was like fully like like All the stars were out and she won an award and she was like fully like like ha cha cha the whole time on stage She was just like okay. I mean like she was she was fucking she was in Latina. She was really Latino I've never seen her talk that way. Yeah, I mean all the like actress roundtable She's like really talking shit about Marvel movies really yeah Directly that's just being like I've been a part of a lot of franchises that feel like, you know, it's not really like acting.

But she's a part of the best one. She is part of the best one. Why are you complaining? You don't get to talk any shit if you're in Amelia Perez. Yeah. This looks like the worst movie I've ever made. That's what I'm saying, it's like she was saying that as if like this was her ultimate comeback to real acting,

and I'm like, well, I mean. Yeah. It is the opposite of a Marvel movie. Yeah, but The Guardians of the Galaxy is the only Marvel movie I consider an actual movie. I love those good writer director I love this movie. Yeah, they're great. Is it that different is it? How different is it for a guy to put on a cape? You know, I'm a superhero and then a woman chops off her penis like I'm a lady. It's kind of the same thing I mean, it's called first of all, who's the guy who direct those movies James Gunn is great

Very tell an amazing director and a great writer. I stopped making superhero shit because he's gotta make money. I don't bless it I don't blame he also he's a billionaire at this point. He also took over Superman. Yeah, he's big as Superman He's gonna make a bunch of this but I I Really had a D every DC movie coming out is James Gunn. He's what is the guy the the Marvel guy? coming out is James Gunn. He's the, what is the guy, the Marvel guy? Kevin Feige. Kevin Feige, yeah. Right, so he's the Kevin Feige now, but also directing. He's so talented I really think he could make, and he writes, so if he wrote his own unique shit and directed it, I would love to see that. I love Super. Is there anger over Captain America being black now? No. No, because that's, I think there's not like it's canon to the story. It's canon

Yeah, yeah What pissed me the fuck off about Captain America is when they were when all these Marvel movies started becoming like they started Marketing them towards the jet the Chinese. So it was like heavily like voiceover oriented so they could edit it really easily They removed all they made Captain America suit like black they removed all America Yeah, it was all gone. It was like people won't like it won't like that Yeah, yeah, fuck you guys and they got rid of this fucking shield. They gave him like a black shield. Yeah, it was retarded It was no no it was in a Infinity war infinity war. Yeah, his infinity war suit was like it didn't do with America. Oh, I thought you meant like it was an actual edit.

Remember when he comes back with a beard? Yeah, he has that little weird shield. That was to appeal to Chinese people. Really? The shield wasn't round, it was slanted. I'm sure there's like comic book shit associated with it, but it's a very convenient thing to happen. Also, for a long time.

It wasn't a shield, it was a katana. It was just a slant. It was just a sideways thing to blind Oh, yeah. Oh, I see. I'm too blind. It could it shield anything. Yeah, but their eyes dental floss they gave Yeah, you're blindfolding with dental floss, that's a like street joke. Is it? You blindfold him with dental floss. That's a great street joke. Yeah, how do you blindfold a Chinese guy with dental floss?

It's like, yeah, classy. Who came up with that? Me. My grandpa. That's the best joke I've ever heard. God, I wish John's grandpa was alive so we could have him on the pod. He has so many fucking funny jokes

that John has told me over the years. Oh dude, my grandfather got in so much trouble one time. He fucking, he would sell insurance door to door. And back in the dayland like an anti-semitic thing But it was like a comment like saying you're getting jipped. Yeah, like back in like the 60s If you're someone's being cheap you tell them they're thinking what their nose Yeah, somebody was like anti-semitic. I was around somebody. Oh, I was with Was around well will At that, you know that bar that he works at. Mm-hmm. I won't say I just in case I don't know black cat

Yeah, okay, they're gonna go to black cat. We talked about 33 tabs all the time. Yeah, but our friend doesn't work there So jock week if you want to go give them you're gonna do to will they leave nobody? It's fine. Will gets shot in the chest. Will the fuck out. Will gets jacked, Ruby dog, and then a black cat. It's fine. He's like, oh. They don't even know who he is.

I don't know why I cared. Go get him. Um. We'll post his picture. We'll post the picture. Uh, somebody. With a crosshair on his face. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Somebody there got like offended. He said, Jip. Oh, that's so gay. I'm like, that's really gay. Everyone hates gypsies. No one likes gypsies. No, I know. Who's defending gypsies? They're not, gypsies are not a protected class. like offended he said jip oh that's so gay like that's really gay everyone hates gypsies no one likes gypsies no I know they're not gypsies are not a protected class they're pieces of shit and you're gonna work into that they're trying to act they're trying to act like where's the race yeah our race is scamming

they're like Indian basically what they're like Indian trap they're like Romanian yeah the Romanian like dark people they could be considered I guess like an ethnicity, but it fuck gypsies Irish yeah, like what the Irish gypsies in America? Well, what that snatched the movie snatched like Brad Pitt the gypsies and English gypsies and shit So it's not I'm talking about the gypsies that are in like like France and in Italy. They're like very dark skinned people Yeah, they're the ones who get pissed I mean like Stephen King's thinner. They're dark the gypsies the cursome. They're almost like native American

Oh, yeah, those are Native Americans. Yeah, but they're gypsies. Yeah, they're called their gypsies in the movie I guess cuz they travel I guess if you traveled around Without settling you're a gypsy But then if you're also a race that travels they get mad at being called chips Yeah, but every race has done something cool gypsies have never done anything cool Tyson period was pretty cool until music

Why you know yeah you sick to fucking destroy. Yeah, now everybody's like he always sucked. He got gypsy brain He got very annoying brain got really gypsy-fied. It did. You ever watch like the gypsy wedding show on like TLC? Yeah, all the time. Unbelievable. All the people should be shocked. Absolute trash, these people.

They're the only ones Hitler was right about it. Yeah. Yeah. Is that crazy to say? Well, they contributed nothing at all. I actually disagree. I agree. Was that the only, that was the only class of people that he was like correct, right? And the Jews.

God we're killing it. I love you guys. God bless you all. I love you guys. It's so fun. Yeah, we should just the whole thing. This is so fun. Yeah. Well, just the whole thing. I almost want this to be a public app. Sure. Yeah. We're having such a baby. We give people like a little taste. Dog missionary will hit well, a little taste of what the of what jock week's all about, because the bikini means one's a weird up. That was a rabbit hole episode that we did. That could be a jock week. Sure. My favorite jock week, I think. Let's go.

Let's go through it like we've like it's so we have a big greatest hits. We have a big hit big hits list. I think my favorite jock week was the one about the BBC. I love fucking dogs I think the BBC guy that was like raping dogs. Oh, yeah for sure That was one of the best episodes we ever did I think remember the episode we did about like the BBC The zoologist was like raping animals And then we got into Michael Yeah, he was like the Jimmy Savile of lizards and shit. My favorite jock week was.

Yeah, he fucked an alligator. He fucked an alligator. That's crazy. My favorite jock week was the Foo Fighters one. Oh yeah. Oh, that was great. Yeah. What was that one we sang in?

We kept making Foo Fighters songs about cheating on your wife. What's his name again? Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl. Oh, Grohl. That's right.

You were like Dave Grohl. Cause he puts you through grueling hell. What is it? God, we stuck. We kept making Dave Grohl jokes. Yeah. There was one that we invented the anti-riff on a Jock Week, I think.

That was the one that broke. That was that? Yeah. Dude, that one was my favorite favorite that like was ruining my life Yeah, I got stopped doing the entire if I can't even think every thought is down anti-rip Should we get back to Amelia press yeah, you also you guys played that clip at lemon party But I think you should show these guys that musical part of the movie. Yeah, yeah, I'll try and find that yeah part of the movie. Yeah, yeah I'll try and find that. Yeah.

Selena Gomez by the way is just she's like a retarded person with gigantic tits right she is like has like no talent. I don't think she has big tits. She has huge tits. She's a little girl. No, no she's huge honkers now. She has like no discernible talent. She has like big ol' floppers on her now. Fake or real? No real I think it just like hit her late in life. What the hell? But she's got some heavy hangers I want to see she's got real big tits But she seems like one of those ladies that has like chronic fatigue syndrome or something. Well, she has lupus Yeah, she has lupus. What does that mean? It sounds like you're such a weird lupus comes over. Yeah, it sounds like you're lupus. You're part of the peanuts I love lupus. You're part of the peanuts or something. Yeah. Yeah. Da da da da da da da.

Just means you have dry eyes. It's like an auto in the end. The Charlie lupus, come over, it's Christmas. Linus, lupus, get over here. Big Ben, you too. I love lupus. Love lupus. I love lupus.

People tell me they have lupus, I go, that's adorable. Can they give it to me? You can take it. Can I get lupus? I'm a bug chaser for lupus. Give me lupus. I wanna hang out is one of them. Well a lot of women out there have just made up diseases where they're just like, it's called like I'm tired. Valerie's friend has lupus and if she drinks, like if she goes out and drinks, she's like down for the count for like five days.

That sucks. Like it like kills her really yeah, hmm. I don't know but Selena Gomez. I do I've said this forever She's the luckiest person of all time. She's not discernly good at anything. She does yeah She's very mediocre too bad at every pursuit. She has she's a bad actress terrible singer terrible dancer. Just not good Yeah, she sucks. Yeah, she's really bad. She's hot. She's a bad actress terrible singer terrible dancer. Just not good. Yeah, she sucks. Yeah, she's really bad hot She's in a million. She's like nine that I'm that hot to me. She kind of has like Down syndrome head There's like a million girls behind school that are hotter She kind of reminds me of the the girl from what's the fucking ghost world? Oh, yeah, a little bit Thor a birch Thor Thor a birch Thor a birch camera as a Thor happened to her

She was a crazy psycho drug addicted whore was she Yeah, what happened her? Oh, she was a crazy psycho drug addicted whore. Yeah, she lost her test Did it her parents were the ones in deep throat weren't they I think so. Yeah. Yeah, she had a crazy life She was fucking hot. She was great big tits, but then she did something happen. She's somebody pops somebody popped her or something. Well what happened? They did a read she was she she was she skimmed a fence at the end of Ghost World. They have a scene Where she has deflated tits? Yeah, every shoot it. Yeah, she was that's when she found cocaine So she deflated her tits or this was this was through co let the air out of her tits She had she had to fuck on sand

Is there anything worse when a girl like loses weight and she also loses her tits? Isn't that the saddest thing of all time? I guess death. No. Okay. Death or pestilence. No, that's the saddest thing of all time. Is there anything worse?

No, genuinely no. You're right. It sucks. That's terrible. I hate when women work out too, It's like it's it's you know Workout because you better have a good body, but if you get a little muscular that's also gross So just you know act accordingly yeah figure it out. I don't want to fuck a cobblestone street You know I mean like I'm saying don't care about buff women. Yeah weird to me some of this

There's I think there's some fitness ladies that listen to the show by the way and God bless you Yeah, you guys are great. You guys are great. Yeah, this is in general like when a woman's all the other ones Yeah, when they run you never want your lady to get into running too much. Oh, they become like fucking Auschwitz survive They're gonna start getting Get all weird running to not trying. I'm not banging a greyhound. Okay But if I did, it would be missionary. Yeah, but if I did, it would be missionary style and I think that'd suck the dits. It's like, sensually make love.

Have you looked at like, professional, what's the cool runnings thing they did? Fucking ski luge? Bob sled. Bob sled, like women who do like luge and bob sledding, they have the most insane bodies ever. They have like the fattest asses of all time. Yeah, the ice skatersaters the one who is dating

Logan Paul has the craziest best right I've ever seen my life. Mm-hmm. What's like a giant whore? No, that was a that was Falls I'm talking about Jake Paul's No, no, she didn't Didn't ditch the whore Logan Paul has the whore, right? And then he fought that guy Dennis something, right? What was his name?

Dennis. Yeah, Logan Paul's girlfriend was the one that that guy on Twitter always posts, like how many men she fucked. What was his name? Dylan Danis. Dylan Danis, yeah. That guy was so famous for like a month.

Just for being insane online. His picture is up in Prince Street Pizza by me, by the way. They have that wall of celebrities who have Dylan Dan is a Dylan dad is one Wow It's like big celebrities like action Bronson and like God like respected people and then Dylan dad. That's so weird. Yeah Interesting Jake Paul's current girlfriend is like an ice skater. Yeah, he's really hot I thought that was surprising cuz she seemed too smart to be with him, but I guess he's a genius Yeah, he's very smart marketing genius figured it out Yeah, yeah

I guess at a certain point you got us you got to just like start liking all the retards because you go Everyone just goes to fucking make him money. Yeah, you okay, man. It seems so easy. He has no charisma. He's not funny He's not good at charisma. He's not funny. He's not good at speaking He's not like a child. He's a troll example is so talented at promoting fights. He just wasn't famous enough He didn't have this child star YouTube game to capitalize on But like it could take somebody like chill son and or like my like mom and Ali obviously earned it by being the best boxer In the world, but if but like again, if you're like a viral sensation, all you have to do is be willing to be an obnoxious troll. And you're gonna be a heel.

You're a heel. Well there's nothing, there are people who are good at being heels. There's nothing more relatable, there's really nothing more relatable and fruitful than being below average. That's how you maintain massive success. People want to see.

There's no standard to hold them to. People will also, most of the population wants to enjoy people that mirror their own mediocre output. Yeah. If they could imagine themselves being that person, they go, I could be like that guy. Cause I suck ass too, kinda.

Like I'm boring. And you know- So I'm like a big fan of like boring people. Yeah. And a good hero. It's very weird. That's why we're relatively unknown cause we're all genius hilarities.

Sorry. Sorry. Just like Patrice, man. We're just exactly like Patrice. And I've been saying it for years. I go around town all day, I go like, me and my friends, we're the reincarnation of Patrice. We all form together like Power Rangers into the robot,

but we make a big fat black guy. And they go, what makes you think you're Patrice? And I go, we say the N-word a lot. We hate women. We say the n-word a lot And I've raped She's never raped I know I know I know the story Yeah ruin his friends. It was like havoc actually it was yeah, it was like There's an exact same thing great movie

Yeah, great goddamn flick What a picture what a big cinema cinema. Let's keep watching Amelia Perez crazy crazy. We can't the cartel get angry about this? Yeah. I hope they are. They don't know. Oh, you mean in real life? Yeah, I hope the cartel hands, I hope if this movie wins at the Oscars, like anything, I hope when they're up there accepting their awards,

somebody comes out of nowhere and hands them a piece of paper like Chilito Sanchez, and it says, we're gonna kill you after this. So sweet. We're gonna kill you after this faggot movie. The cartel's gonna kill you after the award show. He's sweating. I'd like to thank my mother.

He's like, oh god. And then their final brave act is they give some gay speech about trans people. They stand up to it. But they're found dead on the side of the road. Can you imagine? And Juarez afterwards. Can you imagine?

I'm sorry, the Golden Globes. If like the Academy Awards was like bombed and all those people died, that'd be like the most insane fallout of all time. It would be insane. It would be an amazing cleansing though. I'd be celebrating it like the World Series. I've always thought the country could be, we could have like a full, like a great reset, like if we were to like...

No, we wouldn't. We know we could, hold on. Not even the awards show, say they don't all get by. We could do it with one person. I think we, somebody captures Taylor Swift and they scalper. On live TV. It's on every channel, like when the president gives us used to give speeches and yeah You're whatever you're watching interrupted and we interrupt this program. We're scalping There's no like build up There's no like buildup. We resurrect. It just starts. She's screaming.

And they hold it up and they go, we have the scalp of mediocrity. See they hold the scalp up and they throw her onto the ground. They throw her body. They throw her body onto the ground. Just picking her up by her singlet and just tossing her.

Is Jason Momoa doing it too? They scalp her and then they throw her body down a ziggurat and she just keeps rolling. It's like the end of Conan the Barbarian. Something about that, I've always felt that could somehow change the course of everything. I've always wanted to see an Indian chief with a glorious blonde headdress on made out of her scalp just walking around. Exactly. Yeah, imagine her getting like Kali Ma, like Temple of Doom, just ripping into her chest,

pulling her heart out. I'm so sick. Who would do it though? I'm trying to think who would be the perfect person to do that. I think the Native American. A Native American. Yeah, to give them a little something. No, no, no.

They need something. Casinos aren't enough. No, it's It's got like an underappreciated person I think it'd be funnier. I was somebody celebrity Who's underappreciated? I? Mean most good who was the kid in Manchester by the sea Lucas hedges. He hasn't he doesn't get enough that'd be a weird one one. Lucas Hedges Scalps Taylor Swift. He deserves it. He deserves that scalp. We're stuck in the direction the scudgy's headed. We're gonna have Lucas Hedges Scalp Taylor Swift. Army Hammer would be a good choice. Yeah. Army Hammer Scalping Taylor Swift. He would love it. That's what it's about. He starts licking the scalp. He just has a huge

boner while doing it. He's like, AHHHHH! Man. It turns into one of those rural Chinese cooking videos after that. He's just chopping up the scalp. Throwing in a giant wok. He's whisking it around. He puts an onion under the scalp. Tucks an onion.

Tucks an onion. Tucks an onion and puts the scalp back on. Wraps her in foil. Puts her in an oven. Wow, look at that. Look at the weird places. We've gone Any sense that it's hilarious No, I know that I mean all that I mean just the Genesis Casing her insult I think it'd be fun if we made the queer eye group do it or somebody who doesn't want to do it

That would be great that's maybe yeah, that's maybe Jonathan Jonathan's like honey. Yeah, he's actually really into it Now I think I think somebody who doesn't want to do it do it that be even funnier Yeah forcing someone to do it. Yeah, I like gunpoint or something yeah okay for for Sabrina Carpenter to scalper that's pretty good that's a good one that's yeah I mean with Sabrina Carpenter who is she? that's like Anakin and Obi-Wan yeah facing off I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND TAYLOR! where did they both? YOU DOW MY POWER!

where did Sabrina Carpenter come out of? She was an artist, but she got her big break from opening for Taylor Swift. Interesting, but she seems like Taylor Swift for girls that swallow. Yeah, she's slutty Taylor Swift. That makes sense, yeah. Isn't she a lesbian?

No. Oh. No. She was dating Barry Keegan, yeah. She's Taylor Swift for girls that aren't afraid to give their boyfriend a BJ at the theater, and then they spit the come out onto the seat next to them and you go, wow you're a little wild bitch. You're a wild little bitch. You're a wild little bitch aren't you?

They have to sweep up the popcorn anyways. And Taylor Swift is for girls that don't really fuck their boyfriend. Yeah. Now I'm thinking like it'd be funnier if it was like a pain Olympics thing like it starts to tell you so it's getting scalped and it Quickly switches to like the rock between two cinder blocks and a guy like slamming a sledgehammer And there's like a real life like running man. Yeah. Oh we make the fight each other. Yeah. Oh my god The real life running man was celebrity running celebrity running man Mel Gibson's in charge of the whole thing. He's the ambassador now.

He's the ambassador to Hollywood or something. Mel Gibson, who else was it? It was somebody, John Voight. John Voight's like dead. That's the weirdest pick. John Voight is the weirdest pick. He's not in any relevant movies. Trump just picked three Republicans.

Doesn't have anything to do with it. Vince Vaughn, how about that? Yeah, Vince Vaughn should be in it too. Instead of Voight. Vince Vaughn's done a great job of people knowing that he's a conservative, but it not mattering. I bet he turned it down actually. Yeah, of void Vince Vaughn's done a great job of people knowing like he's a conservative great guy But it not mattering. Yeah, I bet he turned it down actually. Yeah, that'd be so she's the best Drag across concrete, but they're going through fucking Hollywood. I love I love double V

Me too Calm double V double very comforted by Vince Vaughn everything about him makes me. Yeah happy god bless dragged across concrete Yeah, we need more Vince. We need more fucking other what's it's not swingers, but it's it's uh, it's this is all those two What he we work as Craig's all of the guy that made direct across concrete? Oh, yeah Yeah, what's what's the other movie though that they did John Favreau and Vince Vaughn run the maid maid? Yeah, it's not very good. Very good, but I'll put those movies on and they do the same thing for me. Sure. I just like him talking fast,

me charming. That's good. Yeah. All right, back to Amelia Perez. It's a two and a half minute trailer and it's been 42 minutes. I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot I forgot, I forgot, I forgot Now I'm gonna forget, I'm gonna forget So he saw Donna and they're on stage and they a little tiny mariachi guy comes out He comes out a tricycle like jigsaw

He goes we will kill you after the show Signed Sinaloa cartel and they're all found dead right afterwards because they fucked with the wrong people you don't you don't well remember blood in blood out Yeah, I believe was the movie. Yeah. Yeah fucking Mikolo. They got threats the white boy. No, they got killed. That's right They got killed people the consultants on the movie the Mexican the person that was in charge of consulting on the gang stuff for all the Mexican gang culture stuff on the gang stuff for all the Mexican gang culture stuff, they got killed. There's a very famous Japanese Yakuza movie where the director of it got like stabbed almost to death by Yakuza after the movie was released. Because they raped the main character.

And that's not a lot. They didn't get raped in real life. We didn't get raped. It's based on a real guy. You made him gay. Edward James almost was like considering taking it out, right? But still went through with it. He was like, I don't care if you die.

He goes, what does he? He goes, it out, right, but still went through with it. He was like, I don't care if you die Art he goes you better leave because he goes by the way, you also can't leave town after this It's in your contract your contract contractually obligated to you have to keep living in Boyle Heights. Yeah We got you an apartment in Westlake Apartment of Pico Union your address is in the credits. Yeah, so you have the apartment with the MS-13 graffiti. We got you a real nice tent in McCarran Park, so. McCarran, yeah. That's great. It's Katelyn Bader.

I'm gonna try and find that clip. Very nice to meet you. Yeah, but just look up like, Amelia Perry's like, sex change song. Sex change apparition. I can't get enough of this. I actually wanna watch this now. It's on Netflix? How have we watched this? It's a Netflix original. I can't bring myself to do it.

Val already watched it already, so I just... I can't watch it alone. It'll be jacking off the whole time. This is a real scene from it. We watched this on the other party, but you guys gotta see this. From penis to vagina. No way.

I swear to God. No, no, no. Is it for you? This is a fan-made thing. No. For me? No. What would you like to know about it, my darling?

I want to know it all. What is the protocol? The techniques and the risks how many operations how much time do you need see right now you can just hear the cartel loading up their Tacomas yeah the ammunition bombs they're just chopping somebody's head off right now because they're angry for practice they're just practicing it's like it's like swinging a bat with donuts on they're just driving driving through a village. Yeah, they're warming up raping and pillaging the village Yeah, it's a warm-up game. We're warming up for the Amelia Perez cast putting grenades and like stretching before

Imagine like Ryan Seacrest and the red carpet and the cartels just behind they're like, what are you wearing? So who made you sell a gold gun? We are here to see the director of Amelia Paris. Who carved your pistol grip there? They pulled four Tacomas and machine guns on the back of them. They're waiting very patiently in line. Sigurs goes, oh my god, breaking news, the cast of the new David Ayer movie is here. The camera at the Oscars cuts to their table and they're just playing the game with the knife around their fingers.

One of them's drinking the worm from their tequila. They're eating the worm. They're trying to capture a scorpion and it's like, we're the scorpion fighting. They're eating scorpion fights. I love the idea of a guy doing the knife game, but he just chops all of his fingers off. That's the objective. He has the knife sideways, he goes they're all gone. I love that. I want to see the cartel at the Oscars. And they just keep looking over to Amelia Perez. They're all sadistic. And truly David Ayers, David Ayers looking at it going, he's going like. David Ayers in the back.

You know they cut. Actors style of Macca's just fucking ringing the bell. They cut to the audience and the guy's just sitting there with an RPG ready at the back. You know what's funny though, is all these cartel movies, they like, actual cartel leaders like live in the woods. They don't have glamorous lifestyles.

That's why I don't think they give a shit about this stuff. Yeah, they're not out in the open. El Chapo tried to be low key for a long, long time. They cannot go into cities. They're gonna get killed immediately. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Do you remember when you had the El Chapo shirt? Yeah.

And we went to Tacos, Mexico. It was Mexico. And we were walking up to the front There was a bunch of like hardcore like I did the Homer Simpson dad thing I walked in and we sensed a dark evil energy. Yeah, and we turned right around Into the parking lot as we got and John struck and drove off and they were like walking Hitler sure it canters and drove off and they were like walking towards us. So we all just walked up to the rock. It's like wearing a Hitler shirt and cantors or something. I love the idea of wearing a Hitler shirt anyway.

Wouldn't it be a problem? You go to Sam's Hoff Brown, they'll high five you. There's a bunch of Nazis. They have mothers and daughters. They go, hey, hey, hey. Just open a Hitler shirt, you're like, it's Oktoberfest. You go to the red line, everybody's like, yeah. Did I ever tell you when my brother first got sober,

he FaceTimed me one time. He was so excited, he's like, dude, it's great, I'm saving money, I can buy myself clothes for the first time, and I was like, okay, damn, the bar is set so low. You're buying yourself clothes for the first time. And he goes, FaceTime, he goes, dude, like check out my new shirt.

And the shirt is a photo of Bill Cosby. Jesus. And I was like, all righty, bad start. And then he pans down further and just says, drinks on me. Oh my God, dude. I was like, isn't this funny? And I was like, you can't wear that shirt. Like you can't do it.

It got to the point where I called my dad and they've just been so fed up with him. But I called my dad and I was like, you can't wear that shirt. Like you can't do it. It got to the point where I called my dad and they've just been so fed up with him. But I called my dad and I was like, dude, he cannot wear that shirt. My dad goes, do not discourage him. He got so mad. He's making progress. Cause at that point, we're just so happy

he's not like wrapping his fucking car on a telephone pole. My dad's like, rape shirts good. That's good. Rape shirts are fine. He bought his shirt, man. It's fucking fine. let him have it. He bought his shirt.

I remember we'd go to that marketplace where you'd buy the El Chapo t-shirt. The Mercado. Yeah, the Mercado. There was a t-shirt they had there. In East L.A. It still exists, it's just like half dead. But they had a t-shirt there,

it was the Beatles walking across Abbey Road, but they all had some burros on it. It just said the Beaners on it. Yeah, it's crazy, They like her they love that They do they make fun of themselves. They say yeah Beiner no, well, I don't say The wrong way well if you're cool with them like I call I call Josh a beiner all the time I call my wife a beiner your best friend. Yeah, your wife. Yeah, of course saying John can't say

If you gain confidence to Mexicans at the bar, fuck with them constantly. I mean, it's my favorite demographic to perform in front of. The Mexican audience is by far my favorite audience. Yeah. Something close. I love Mexicans.

They're Italians in the 50s, but today. I, they didn't like it when I opened up. I was in, I was at the Irvine improv, but I came out it was all Mexican crowd. I go subspecs They know like that they a guy came up to me and he handed me a piece of paper I think everybody standing on stage should be given a note that says we're gonna kill you in three minutes. It happens at friends. That's killing me. Estrada and I have this like great goof that one day I'm gonna have to do it when I open it for him.

But I just walk on stage and I go, damn, a lot of fucking tortas here tonight. I think I would immediately destroy if I did that. A lot of tortas? Yeah there's a lot of fat Mexican women. Damn a lot of fucking tortas here tonight. You know what a torta was? Yeah yeah yeah. That's just regional stuff. It's actually funny when people's like, one of my coworkers came into the bar and was like, I'm going to go get a torta after this, like low key. And I was like, you're going to go fuck a fat. Damn. All right. A lot of fucking tortas in here tonight. I can't roll my fucking arms. Roger Goodall is like introducing the 2025 NFL draft and he opens up the first big and just as we're going to kill you. For no reason, they're just attacking everyone. President Trump gets inaugurated.

The cartel's rule, it's like we only kill people who have to make announcements. No more public speaking. No more public speaking. It goes to the audience and it's just a guy with a huge scar on his face with the Mexican guy with gold teeth. There's always a guy with gold teeth. Tattoos everywhere. Oh god. It's the winner of the special edition.

Oh fuck I went all night with the way for joy to finish this club That's good, holy shit, I don't know why that's making me laugh so hard Announ announcing bingo It's like a five-foot tall Mexican There's always a crazy cartel guy in the crowd like ehhhh It's like a news anchor reporting on the fires The fires are out Okay, well uh

It looks like I'm gonna be killed after this It's a funeral for an old lady Oh fuck, that be a good sketch. It's me inducting my dad in the hall of fame. You're in Pennsylvania. I'm an upper-double in high school in Pennsylvania. It's an elementary school spelling bee Holy shit, that's killing me. Okay, so here's more of this Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes movie's out of touch. But isn't it, people love it? No. Well the Academy likes it. I saw a guy break this down perfectly, he goes, it's maybe the most offensive movie ever made to every culture it talks to in the movie.

Wait, do trans people like it? No, trans people fucking hate this movie. The guy breaks down, he's really smart, he's like this British guy who covers movie shit, but he's just like, he's like, there's this weird idea in the movie that if you become a woman absolves you of all your violent crimes Like she's innocent now because she's a woman a lot of trans people think that yeah Defensive and he goes he's like it's offensive down to musical theater culture. It's the worst song and dances. I've ever heard

Mexican people hated the cartel hates it everyone hates it Yeah, well trans I guess there's there's like a thing to be said like I think some trans people become trans because it's like they Becoming trans is like like a safe house. Yeah pedophilia. Oh, yeah, that's why women a lot of women hate trans her Scutianary radical feminist Cuz they're like you're still a fucking yeah We know yeah, you're here. We know what you're up to It's like you turned your body into Israel if you're if you're truly a feminist

You made your body a safe haven for pedophiles Colonize your balls if you're truly like a woman fighting women's rights, then all of a sudden they're like no no fuck all that shit We're actually debating what a woman is now then it's like, okay Well, you just erased like 60 years of Ross and progress right, right? erased like 60 years of Ross and progress right right creepy is that the SNL chick no this is crazy crazy it's the worst thing I've ever seen yeah it blows my mind. Well, we didn't even... for whatever reason this cuts after the penis magenta. Hold on, let me... Yeah, you gotta find that other... oh, it's right there, it's that one. I'd like to know about sex change operation

Men to woman a woman to men From penis to vagina I can't believe it's a real thing. I Know for like a fan-made thing. No, it's a real thing and it's becoming it's the it's the thing we know that everyone every every year in Hollywood There's like everyone just gets gassed. There's a villain. There's a there's a there's just a movie There's a villain every thing ever that just people say is great. Who's that director Jacques Audiard or whatever some French asshole Yeah, they need to stop that shit. We should fucking he's like a he's a pretentious French asshole There's a pedophile interviews with him. I just want to see what he looks like

It's the most French man of all time French asshole. There's a pedophile. Look up interviews with him, dude. I just wanna see what he looks like. It's the most French man of all time. Well, it's just, I don't know why you would, why would you do this and not make it about like, a culture you know about? You know what I mean? I don't know who this guy, has he made other known movies? I don't know.

He's like French Professor S. So look, you look back. There's a cartel guy. His head gets blown off. They run up behind him and just decapitate him. He spent like ten seconds hacking. It's a butter knife. There's just a little Pisa with four pitbulls on a fucking leash. They let him go. seconds

Is that his wife? That's gotta be his PR lady. That's his beard. He's gotta be gay. I don't know. Did you get a chance to watch any TV shows or movies? And I said, which one did you fall in love with? Amelia Perez? Amelia Perez? Amelia Perez?

Did you take into account your responsibility? Do you understand that responsibility? I do. But how good does that feel? I'm French-Canadian, by the way. I'm not French. I'm not one of these. No, those are different.

No, you're like a fur trapper, right? Not like George St. Pierre. The ones that left. You need to be relaxed. It's impossible. It's impossible. Oh, but are you feeling good? No.

On the outside, yes. On the inside, I'm dead. On the outside, but on the inside I'm dead. I wanted to ask, someone who doesn't necessarily like musicals, how did he end up doing this film and doing it so well? Excuse me? For someone who doesn't like musicals, how did you end up doing this film and doing it so well. How do you even make this movie? It doesn't fucking speak English. It's crazy. And it's like a Spanish movie?

Maybe that's why it's so fucked up. It's like a translation from like French to English to Spanish it's Yeah, but how would he even know if like the line reading was any it's why would you do that? He's a cook. I don't know what who let him do that. Who gave him the money. Yeah, that's what I want to know I like musicality and what I wanted to do was to make an opera and the kind of opera that I would want to watch. And then I guess obviously working with the three leading ladies and why is that the key ingredients to success?

Is the woman who plays Amelia Perez actually trans? Yeah. Oh so okay, three leading ladies. Fuck you. It'd be sick. It'd be sick. Is the woman in place of Mila Peres actually trans? Oh, so, okay, three leading ladies, fuck you. It'd be sick, it'd be sick if he's like, there's two leading ladies and then that one monstrous man in a dress. That's what they'd say. This guy doing E.T.A.

he goes, there's three leading ladies and one monstrous man in a dress. The two leading ladies in Frankenstein in a gown. He goes, there's three leading ladies in one monstrous man in a dress. Two leading ladies in a Frankenstein in a gown. He goes, so were you intimidated taking on such a classic, like, the thing, and remaking the thing? Was that intimidating for you? You're inspired by body horror, yes? Video droves. He goes, John Carpenter would be proud of what you did here. Cronenberg surely loves this, right?

what you did here. Cronenberg surely loves this, right? Oh. It'd be so sick if Cronenberg made an anti-trans movie. Cronenberg is so sick. No, but it was not ironic. He was just probably a straightforward body horror film. Decided to go totally nuclear. It's the fly, but Jeff Goldblum becomes trans

when he comes out of the other portal. His penis is slowly turning into like the claymation. He just gets weaker and weaker. He's a better five. He's complaining a lot. Jeff Goldblum comes out of the portal, he starts like, go fund me immediately. You know what's crazy? I'm gonna be honest with you and in three years working at my bar

I have never ever ever only one time one time it has happened and had a male to female Transpersons card be accepted and they never tip you always say they never tip and I've had I've had close to Over a dozen Fuck you no matter how many times I know I know I'm just saying I'm saying that for a disclaimer for myself I believe you and I've had over a dozen easily male to female trans people come into the bar Every time their cards because it's a cheap guy. No because they're all mentally ill retards. You got in religion guys transition into a Jew No, because they're all mentally ill retards. You go, I didn't realize you guys transitioned into a Jew. They're all mentally ill. Just so crazy what we casually charged.

No, it's because they're mentally ill retards. Oh yeah, I just read it out completely. They can't. He got a Jewplasty, I guess. In the 1950s, a trans person today would have just fucking jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge. They can't handle their lives. They can't hold jobs.

They can't do anything. So they drop their fucking, they start wearing a fucking dress. Yeah. So it't handle their lives. They can't hold jobs. They can't do anything. So drop their fucking... Most. Start wearing a fucking dress. Yeah. It's a hard life. It's a hard life. This guy got cheap guy surgery. He goes, I'm tired of being a cheap guy. I'm going to be a woman. I'm going to be a regular woman. I'm going to be a woman that's like a freak. I'm going to be a regular woman. Can't handle her finance. Who goes out of stone? Sorry. It's crazy. God. There's one though that comes in finances. Who goes out of stone, sorry. It's crazy. God. There's one though that comes in

and tips the shit out of me, but she like fucks like millionaires in Miami. It's pretty sick. Like a big ass court. Like a hot trans. She's a hot trans, yeah. But even then I'm like, you're not like, she's like kinda, you know, not hot.

Sure. Yeah. It does something for them though. Big bolt on tits. It's not Bailey J. And she fucks rich guys? Oh yeah, dude. She Tell me all about it. She's a man good for her That's maybe upset she's the man Yeah, she's going when I respect because she pays the other ones the second their cards decline Yeah, this guy sucks ass. Fuck you, Jocks Audiard.

Yeah, what a dumb ass. I wish you fucking fuck you. Yeah. Well, I think that was some good work. Yeah, that was that was I think that was my favorite episode. We've never done. I'm not kidding. I'm going to make this the public. No, that's why Devon's milk in the time. No, no, no. No, this is a patreon Good I think this

I'm saying me honestly, we have to give good ones to the fucking jock week. Yeah. Yeah yesterday's episode There's a lot of personal talk week by the way, what's coming up our jock week is gonna be so much better because me Logan Kira's from the forefathers and for me. We're gonna be doing the prank phone calls people love those We're placing Hollywood. Hey watch with pranks, but yeah Response it's like live cranky anchors. It's a way. It's like I might start making it 50 a month I might start making it 50 a month. It's that good, 20 is such a bargain. And we're all gonna do our own pranks. So it's like on the first one it was me and Logan,

but now you get the whole hate watch crew. Devin's gonna do pranks as Stan, as the Stan voice. Devin, what were you doing in the first episode? Were you just sitting there watching? He was like just running the board. Gotcha, yeah. I didn't do much. He was like just reacting. just enjoying it. Yeah, I'm nervous about doing it. I'm bad at it It's gonna be interesting to see yeah, yeah, it's fun. John's gonna have some good

Horrible, I've never tried so bad. I'm so bad No, you're gonna be a natural I bet you're gonna be a natural being that episode with yesterday was like an hour and 40 I just will give that to the open up jock wig. Yeah, they deserve that. Okay, there's some things I think you gotta bleep on this episode, but yeah. Really, like what? Beaner.

No. That I said a few times. You have a Mexican wife. I guess. You're Mexican. I've said that word millions of times on Lemon Party. It's fine. Okay.

It's fine. All right. We have a very, I mean I know we have a very liberal crowd that listens to the show, and they're gonna be outraged over that. Connor's like, I don't want people to suddenly like me. Are you worried about your wife finding out that you say that?

Uh, no. Not at all. I call her, I said it, I used to call her that all the time. She comes up to you and hands you a little note tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, yeah, fine, this is the public, I guess. Plug your shows. Alright yeah fine this is the public I guess. Plug your shows. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Me and Ben are doing Cringe Again February 8th in Hollywood. It's a sick lineup. Might have Connor O'Malley on it. Not confirmed yet. He's gonna be there.

It's a good time though. I can't fucking wait that's gonna be my favorite show of the year. Rest In The Lime Squad we got Garrick, we got Keith. What? We got John Luna. I didn't know that. Yeah fun lineup. It's a good time. All my favorite people. And Derek Heiker doing his first ever set. Oh yeah. So we got Yarmulke's co-host. We got Heiker, Garrick, Keith, John, possibly on Ali. That's a banger. And that venue is fun as hell. It's a BYOB one B. Y. OB. Yeah, dude, but I just twitchy It's 20 dollars for tickets. That's a fucking steal So how much would you spend a bar and fucking literally exactly? Yeah, buy yourself a 24 rack

Yeah, spend 20 bucks on ticket. Come get a hammer. Yeah, do you mind if I dress up like a Mexican? And you look at it and you go we're going going to kill you, and then I'm just back there like... Get to wipe your brow with it, man. Also I have to say this, Yarmul's wanted me to say this on the main. Yarmul's and I made a sketch. He did all the cinematography. It's very good.

If you go to the Hate Watch YouTube channel, watch the sketch, and Yarmul's wanted me to say that we're making more sketches. So tune in for those Yeah, he texted me about doing a bomb version for me He's got a bunch of ideas for sketches for everybody and he's so good at the cinematography and making the sketches. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. All right. Great. Nice. Love you guys. Bye