Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Sock Check Chigurh

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way Yeah, I mean this is like in the heart of like a bikini then it's a classic Venice show you're gonna be like fucking You know back. It's a back room of a clothing store. Of a clothing store. They pay people in swim trunks.

It's like that type of place. It's very Venice. Yeah, Joey, they give you a like $200 gift card to the store when you perform there. And like the first time I did the show, I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to rob this place. I got one pair of shorts. Yeah.

It was, he got a $200 gift card and like a pair of shorts is like what $100 They're like 170 bucks. That's insane. What could those shorts do? They're regular. I mean, I've gotten better trunks from like Target Or like swimming. They're swim trunks. Yeah, okay. So it's just a bullshit company Yeah, that's still like 200 bucks worth of like you could resell those if you were like really desperate I Guess better than like most shows. I've heard I've heard of people doing this. I've heard comics told me they've done that See, they've already sold the clothes. They're that like valuable. No, no, they resell the gift card. Oh the gift card. Yeah Yeah, they're like, you know off give me 150 for this. Give me 150. Yeah. All right Well, you know what today folks we really we we wanna give you the Amiganzit episode

that we promised a few weeks ago. We read the feedback. We love Amiganzit. We saw the comments. We haven't kept up with him. We haven't really been up to date with Amiganzit. I used to watch Amiganzit every single day, all day by myself,

and then you would come over and watch together. And I'd never missed one Amigansit. I swear to God, I'm not doing a goof. If I went through Amigansit, it was like, I have seen every single one, and I haven't done that for months. Well, I was going through his playlist, and it's very funny, because it's just,

I mean, look at the names of them. It's like, winning day in Gulfport, Mississippi, walking into Mexico, no travel zone, the real Texas-Mexico border, kicked out of Arizona's snootiest bottle shop. Should we do that? Sure, yeah. Kicked out of Arizona's snootiest bottle shop.

What's all this about? Before you do a flash picture of someone, should ask. I'm just staying here interrupting the whole thing. I'm an evening news anchor for the CBS affiliate here. Hey, what's up my man? How are you guys? Hey, how you guys? I watch you guys.

Oh nice. Yeah, yeah. Come in and check out the shop. I got this burning. How's it going guys? Amigantic Press. What a psycho. And we're coming to you today from Tucson, Arizona.

Today we're terrorizing Tucson, Arizona. We're standing out front of businesses holding with guns on our hips, holding cameras on strangers, and then we're acting really confused by anyone's being weird. And then when they get weird, we make them feel very stupid. Hey, what's up, folks? Amagansett here in Tucson.

We're just hoping to pepper spray an old lady. Hey, guys, the people we're pepper spraying today are from Tucson. Hey, reserve. Ah. Oh, so he's really putting himself in a lot of them now. Wow. He's kind of the star.

It's a beautiful shot. And he's just taking pictures of a black guy in a coffee shop. Wait, they have a third cameraman. Because Chief was in coffee shop. Wait, they have a third camera man. Cause Chief was in that shot. Yeah, they have a third guy now, I guess. They have a third guy. So it's Watchmen, it's Chief, it's Amiganza, and then they have some third wacko.

They got like a Riz Ahmed from like Nightcrawler. He's hanging out with them now. I did that. I'm out. I'm out. Wow, I did that? Yes, there goes the... I wish you guys would have waited about half an hour. What's that?

The window down there, cafe, that should have been a big cleaner. Oh, I got you, no worries, man, that looks good. What, you're heading down that way now? Yep. Leave him alone, this course. Taking pictures of this window cleaner. He's a handsome old man.

He likes it. You wanna know what Amagans is doing? What I just realized? He's taking these pictures, then he cuts to a black and white shot. He's trying to go the soft white underbelly. Oh, that is. That's a total ripoff.

That's what he's thinking. That's what he's thinking. I love that again, that's a ripoff. That's what he's thinking. Yeah, he's interviewing people that are just in line at the post office. He's like, so tell me in line at the post office. He's like, so tell me about how your life went wrong.

He's calling Chris and Leah around in public. I never know until we see what we get at the end of the day, you know, but it could be, it's gonna be social media somewhere, probably Instagram. Sorry about those ugly bitches, sir. Hey, you wanna see yourself? Sorry about those whores with those flat asses that just walked by.

Hey, pull them up, honey. Do you want me to mace them? Ha ha ha ha. Not mad at all. Not mad at all. Not mad at all. Not mad at all. Not mad at all.

Not mad at all. Not mad at all. Not mad at all. Not mad at all. Not mad at all. Not mad at all. Just wandering to, son. You want me to move? Oh, no, you're're good man. Just get a picture of the sign.

Do you want me to strike a pose? Sure. You gotta keep it family friendly now. Look at him, just taking pictures of a drunk out front of Elliot's in Tucson. Dude, the photos kick ass. Yeah, they're good photos. He was a professional photographer for many years. Well, this is my son.

We travel around. We make videos. Well, just me and my Native American son, we're both mentally ill. We travel the country taking footage of people, hoping at any minute they will lose their mind and we will be able to either shoot them or hit them with pepper spray in their face.

You know, people just minding their own business. We use the First Amendment as a front to just bother people and get tabloid level journalism going on our YouTube. Oh, what are we doing here today? Praying on the innocents. I'm thinking today I'm gonna call an old lady that gets a little upset with having her

picture taken a dumb whore. So anyway nice to see you out friend of Elliot's drinking in the middle of the day buddy. Because anyway you're a loser. Yeah it's pretty cool. Took me a long time to get there, but I'm there now. Look at this slow zoom in on this Santa man. Hopefully I'll see you out there one day. The guy is so drunk. The guy is so drunk.

Hopefully I'll see you out there one day. I'll see you in the audit circuit. The audit circuit. Hopefully you'll make the team someday. Dude, that guy is so drunk. it's the middle of the day, he's so drunk that he's like, he goes, what are you guys doing? And he's like, am I gonna do this?

We're First Amendment auditors, shabbat in the country with my son, and this and that. And he goes, that's what I've always wanted to do. He has no clue what he even means by that. Well, like this was an option? He's like, you've been outside of Tucson? He goes, yeah, he goes, I didn't know that was possible. I didn't know you could leave the city.

I've been stuck in this bar for 37 years. It's like the Simpsons jokes. Like, I didn't know there was an exit. There's an exit. One of the best jokes. Bro, I appreciate you, dude. Thank you. I just like it over them too sometimes.

Sorry? Oh! I love how Amigans had acts so harmless and that he just like loves people. He's like, what's up you, you drunk schizophrenic homeless bitch? Just taking some black and white pictures of you. You never read the one?

No, that's the one I read. Those are good ones. They're just to make you laugh. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Have a good one. Oh, there you are. Right on.

I was in Scottsdale and I was wondering if you'd come down to Tucson. We made it, man. This is so cool, man. I appreciate your stop. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. You're good, man. Okay, cool. He's one of us, this guy. This is this guy's amazing. Yeah, this guy he might as he's wearing a like a like a lemon party sure

So you mace that old man in Phoenix yes, it's gonna be man. My name is rimming a bubble Oh, I don't know what that person's up to. People send me that shit. He's a sweet man. Life hasn't happened, you know? Yeah, but I've been following you for like over a couple years now. What's your first name? My name is Dan.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Dan. Thanks. What's your first name? He goes, my name's Divorced. I'm divorced. Been divorced two years ago, actually, when I started watching your videos nonstop, amiganzit. Yeah, my wife got really upset,

but she would come home with her friends from a Pier One and I'd be on the couch watching you and your Native American psychopath son who's trigger happy antagonizing old people out front of a post office. And then I started naturally auditing my wife and things got real hectic after that. My son doesn't talk to me.

Barely 1A doesn't protect against divorces. 1A! Tucson's is 99 and I absolutely love it here. I'm going to stay here forever. Nice. Yeah, so you're in right in downtown. This is a great place to be. Yeah, yeah.

Have you been to 4th Avenue yet? I don't think so. So, 4th Ave is just right over here. This is Congress. We've had some massive redevelopment down here. Rio Nuevo. So this used to be really run down. Okay. And they really just shined it all up and new business. Over the past couple of years? About 10 to 15. Oh okay. But like billion dollars worth of economic input coming in down here. So yeah. If you don't mind me asking, what do you do for a living here? I'm an evening news anchor for the CBS affiliate

The city star-struck by What are you doing cuz I'm the Dean of ASU. Oh, I'm the mayor. I'm the mayor of Tucson. I'm the mayor of Tucson. I'm gonna key to the city or anything? He goes, boy, when you guys pepper sprayed the shit out of that fat fuck out front of that jiffy lube in Phoenix two years ago.

It really got me going. He goes, well, you like that? Here's the actual bottle I used. He's like, well, I got to get a picture with that. These guys come up to me and goes, hey man, you got to kill Baldwin. I'm glad I had it. Right on, That's awesome.

I moved here in 99 as the weakened anchor and then in 2007 got the main anchor job. That's awesome. Man guys, this is really cool. I always wondered if I'd meet you. I think this is the first time I get to go watch the person back. On their Monday through Friday. Alright, awesome. And how long y'all in town? I do the four, six, and ten.

He goes, how long y'all in town? I want to I'll buy some pepper spray whatever you need Here's what some bullets He starts freaking out. He's like we're not auditing me right don't fucking miss me Yeah, yeah Monday through Friday, how long young I'm already so happy right now. Why don't we do this every week? I mean am against it is the greatest of all time. Why did we stop watching privately? Why did we stop doing audits, dude? We gotta get back into, after this,

next week we gotta do San Luis Obispo Observer. After the gym every day, you guys should, instead of just going home, come over, let's watch a few audits. Yeah, I should show Connor my old life. Yeah. My old life, you see. No, it's actually, it's been the biggest tease

since I've been mad. I know, I lied to Connor. You really lied to me. You're like, we go to the gym. We go to the bar immediately after now if I propose that I'm a psychopath for some reason You tell me I'm the worst influence on your life. I'm like what the fuck I just thought I was gonna do what you guys were doing this whole time. I just well just shit happened I don't know. I don't really know. We were in a dark period of time. We cleaned it up wonder what it is Hmm, I always knew I had. We were in a dark period of time. Honestly? We cleaned it up. Want to know what it is?

I always knew I had a parking space for the whole day. Now we have like, we get like an hour and a half, we gotta go feed the meter, come back. I used to, that's half the reason I used to spend the rest of my day at Joey's, because I was like, well parking's good. We gotta do the AeroLodge hack. Yeah, we do.

Yeah. We'll do that. By the way, there's a hack around Joey's neighborhood, where there was this one brewery that offers two hours of free parking. It's the worst brewery I've ever seen. It's a horrible brewery. It's the saddest place I've ever seen.

It's literally like just a bunch of park benches and they serve beer, I guess, but it doesn't look like anyone ever has fun in there. But they have this offer where they go, if you come and get a beer, you get two hours free parking in the apartment lot. So we've been thinking of this plan, because the parking in Joey's neighborhood has gotten really hard. So we've been thinking of this plan because the parking in Joey's neighborhood has gotten really hard

So we've been thinking of this plan where we go there We get one beer we down it and then we just run out and leave and then go half times at other places I go back buy one more beer more beer and just two more hours. I say we cut the fat We just do a shot every two hours. They don't even have perfect No, I think it has, it has a little full liquor. No, it's only beer. Damn, all right. Nice thing.

Fun fact about them, before we stop, is that one time, it's always empty, so they're desperate to promote the place. One time, Brandon Schaub walked in there and had like- It's a Schaub place. It's built for guys like Schaub. It's built for Schaub. But he walked in and had a beer,

and somebody recognized him that worked there and they were Like oh, can we get a picture of you like by the sign and so they took a picture of Shaw but like by aero lodge and then the homeless cats just Know they just fucking lit up every comment was like, oh, that's the kind of guy that you're having this guy They got upset at the business for taking a picture with him. The homeless cats. Yeah, I know, but just an innocent bystander. These homeless cats are out of fucking control.

Well, they posted it on Instagram. They're feral. Homeless cats. They're feral. They will attack anybody for anything. Yeah. But yeah, so they had to delete the picture. If I ran into Brandon Schaub, I'd take a picture with him.

I would go up to him and be like, hey man, I'm a huge fan. You're my favorite comedian. I'm in comedy, like, God bless you. I would be, that's like one of the only people that I'd want a picture from. But this is a business that's trying to like... I'm just saying it's time to spay or neuter the homeless cats. I love them. No, they're in heat.

That's wrong. Hey homeless cats, you hear what he just said? I didn't mean that at all. I love you guys. The homeless cats are in heat. That's wrong. Actually, I didn't mean that. Hey, homeless cats, you hear what he just said? I didn't mean that at all. I love you guys. The homeless cats are in heat. Hey, homeless cats, live, laugh, love. No. 420.

Homeless cats. They ruined my life. If you want revenge on somebody who just talked trash about you. I love you guys. Big feddy of work. The homeless cats, I love that. Like I said before, it's the most highly developed underworld

I've ever I've never seen unity like that in my in the United States ever mind. They're not buying that They know you they know how you feel about Joey fuck off Gary said about me. I'm almost cat Talking trash to us Do you know what I love so much about Amiganza and all these auditors, is it feels like evil Hillhouser. Yeah, oh that's great. It's like, I love Hillhouser,

I always loved him my entire life, but it was always so innocent, and just having like an evil element to it too. It's like, yeah. Like I'm traveling, but like, I have purpose here. I'm Hillhouser, and today we're pepper spraying old ladies in the face. I'm a, but like, I have purpose here. I'm Heal Houser, and today we're pepper spraying old ladies in the face. I'm a pink saw dog.

I'm gonna shove the hot dog up your ass. It's me, Heal Houser. I'm heavily armed with my giant Native American son. I'm Heal Houser, this is a nine millimeter handgun. Yeah, that's perfect. It was awesome meeting you, man, Thank you. Well, thanks, guys. Appreciate it. Enjoy your time.

Yeah, yeah. Go Pueblo. Thank you. Have a great night. Yeah. Absolutely. Now he's just packing it with fan stuff. Oh, yeah, we're about to go with fan stuff.

Hey, you gotta go back and look. You can't do that. You only have playlists by state. Oh, it's the same thing. Yeah, so if you go into the playlist, you can pick the state you want to watch. Stuff put loud on us, right? Yeah, that's a good one. He's such a loser. Playlist my state. Oh, it's the same. Yes. If you go into the playlist you can pick the state you want to watch

Stuff put loud on us, right? Yeah He's such a loser dude. He's dressing like a hype used to yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's my problem These days is I try not to eat too much We go to the gym twice a week. I'm like, calories in, calories out, macros, the whole thing, the whole thing. That's it, well I appreciate you man, thanks, have a good night. Good night, good night. I wish I would have got that.

Huh? I wish I would have got that. Is he smoking a clove or a blunt? I think it's a blunt. When somebody's like, oh sorry. If that's a blunt, he is now the coolest man of all time. If that's a blunt, I love him forever. I don't think you can smoke weed openly in Arizona still. Try to wear a little cigar. It's funny, because if it's a blunt, he's now the coolest man of all time. If that's a blunt, I love him forever. I don't think you can smoke weed openly in Arizona still.

Try to wear it with a little cigar. It's funny, because if it's a clove, he's the lamest guy of all time. But if it's a blunt. If it's a clove, that means he puts them out and then goes back to them. Yeah, it's gross. If it's a blunt, it makes way more sense.

He's cool as shit, but he's cool as that. We got that guy with the cigar. Picture of him? This guy. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Well, what's that, that I had a little thing about? Maybe you could be his head.

Because he walked by and he went, buck it on. Aren't you supposed to be showing people in your videos doing that kind of thing? This fucking sucks. I love Amigandum, but this video sucks. Let's get to the snooty show. That kicks him out. Do you want me to send it to you? Do you have an Insta or something?

Do you have any? I mean, this isn't good. Is it up to you? You can just say it right in the camera and I'll have it recorded. Should I stay here? Yeah, there's a little spike. Do you think this is the snooty bottle shop in Arizona?

Well look, like the spikes there. The spikes are here. You want me to put it here so the microphone can pick you up? My Instagram is JJAY.SIL. Hang on, let me follow them. Okay, if I put it up, I'll tag you on it and I'll send it to you. Okay, thanks. Thank you so much, I appreciate you. Of course. You're welcome. hang on let me follow them if I put it up I'll tag you ok thanks

thank you so much I appreciate you yeah no worries model shot should ask first though before you do a flash picture or something should ask I love this fake attempt to blur his face up

but then you can still see his face yeah like moves's completely meaningless. Also very obviously like the new flash photography thing that he's doing, it's another way just to piss people off. Oh yeah. He's like, oh, okay, like we're not getting enough. People aren't that upset by us just holding video cameras. If I go up to them and do like, if I like kneel

and take a right in their face, flash. He tells watchman watchman he goes they'll get really angry and then you shoot him And then you fucking kill he was as soon as you hear that flash charging up Get your hand on the pistol for a big safety on flash He goes he goes watchman get out that pepper that pepper spray grenade that Pepper spray flame flower that we just got Like fucking the end of once a time in Hollywood. I want you to just cover their whole body and pepper spray Watchman like sees a flash and it's like that's his activate. It's like a maturing candidate

Now he was inspired by get out for sure See though right right you think Yeah, yeah, yeah. Missy though, right? You think, you think it'd be bad. Look how bad the blur is. The blur is completely meaningless. It's not moving with the face. It's still stuck on the screen.

Obviously, I get it. So then he doxes the shop on his channel, which is very popular. He goes, cause a couple people at the pearly bottle shop in Tucson didn't like love that I was taking pictures of them. Everyone now go on their Yelp and ruin their business. He's a monster. He's a fucking asshole.

He's an adversary to PDD. And never really got into it or looked into it. Probably doesn't make sense to you why you don't ask. But there are a lot of reasons. And sometimes it just isn't time. Sometimes like Watchman just said, the moment's gone and you blew it. There is a decisive moment when a picture needs to be taken. And that's up to the guy taking the picture.

So, I don't know. Just rambling on. He just always calls his kid Watchmen. That was a great face. That was awesome. That was awesome. now you're good. Is it true if you record it or not, I'm sorry. No, no worries, thanks.

You want me to tell you what we're doing? Yeah, I'd love that. Cool, come on. That's like what you should start with, right? Well, I don't know, that's all very supportive. Yeah, I'd fucking love that, dude. So the guy goes, well, that's what you should start with, right, and then Amigas goes, well, you just fucked up.

Well, now I'm not gonna tell you, we're gonna harass you. Call the cops, call the cops. You just made the biggest mistake of your life anyways. Well, biggest mistake of your life. Well, you're a fool. And you can't take that back, but anyways, hey. FOOL! And you can't take that back, but anyways, hey! And you can't take that back!

Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Nice to meet you, man. No need. Thanks. You DICK! For YouTube? Awesome, great.

Is this supposed to be Spicone? No, because he didn't shake it. Oh, got it, got it. No need. Thanks. He goes, no need. Thanks. For YouTube? Awesome. Great. Is this supposed to be Spicone? Obviously that's the video. No, because he didn't shake his hand. Yeah, yeah. Oh, got it, got it. Here goes for you.

Thanks. He goes, no need. Thanks. And so then they cut to like, you're a dick. Okay, yeah. He is kind of a dick for now. Yeah, yeah. You dick! For YouTube? Awesome. Great.

So, obviously that's the video part. But the photo part is just a passion of ours. I've been taking pictures for a really long time. Iris, that's lovely. That's lovely. And there's a moment. Yeah. Where like, the picture's just a passion of ours. I've been taking pictures for a really long time. Iris, that's lovely. That's lovely. And there's a moment. Yeah. Where like, the picture's there right now. Yeah, you don't want, you want to keep it candid.

A half a second from now, it's gone forever. Yeah. This guy's being condescending and hates him so much. Yes, and he has the exact same energy as that guy you rustic that night with John and us. Yeah, passive aggressive. Funny guy, huh? Big funny guy.

He goes, oh, for YouTube, huh? Yeah, yeah. Is that your son? No, nice. No need, man, yeah, nice, cool, yeah. No, no need, you guys are great. Huh big funny guy for YouTube, huh? Yeah, nice cool No, I'd love to meet you man and talk about what you're doing here today, dude, that's great. Yeah, that's it Yeah, yeah, fuck off. Yeah, this is exactly how he redeems himself emmigrants. It is like like oh, what a dick This is so annoying. You're behaving like an asshole. Then he baits somebody into being, like showing how annoying they are. And he goes, all right, I'm gonna punish them. Now, hey, he goes, he goes, this is on YouTube forever.

Now you're known as the guy in the kicked out of Arizona's snootiest bottle shop video on YouTube. You have no clue, my pull. You have no idea, my pull. This kid tried to go to parties like a week later and they were like, you're gay, dude. Snooty queer? Who invited the snooty queer?

Who invited the snootiest bottle shop owner in Tucson. What a fag. Oh, look who showed up, the most audited man in Tucson. Oh. Oh. All of a sudden, all his drunk friends that just like do cocaine in college are like, you don't respect the First Amendment.

Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha. What a pussy. in college you're like you don't respect the First Amendment hahahaha 1A pussy 1A faggot hahahaha dude don't get on fucking grave man hahahaha just shaking his fucking hand bro

not everyone is going to bend to your artistic direction right like there's not just like it's not just all solve the whims of what you guys want to shoot right Alright listen snootiest bottle shop owner in Arizona you're trying to have logic you're trying to use logic when it comes to amiganza he doesn't go with that shit okay you have everyone regardless of their knowledge of the amendments has to go along with being okay with being filmed, no matter what they're doing. Well the problem is he's actually so good at arguing.

Like if you try to use logic on him, you have to be like, and he has the law on his side actually, which sucks for them. Listen, I'm in favor of the law. I'm just saying there's now, it then gets into the realm of unspoken just respect where you just don't film an old lady that's like maybe picking her nose

in line at the post office. Of course they're gonna get upset by that. You know what this feels like? This feels like Bane fighting Batman, The Dark Knight Rises. It has a very similar vibe of like Bane being so calm and collected and Batman losing his cool. And he's just like, theatricality and deception, powerful ages to the initiated.

He's like, I was born in that. Mowdy did. But you and I are initiated aren't we Bruce? Members of the League of Shadows. This is exactly what I feel. It just feels like two guys who are like kind of thinking they're right, but one guy is just so calm and cool

about the other guy. And you'll look like a fool, he'll break your fucking back. Yeah, and you'll look like a fool He'll break your fucking back and the Gans will break you he'll break you Yeah, you're right Legality, but it's there's more than that, right? There's like common curtain like if you make someone uncomfortable with your photo Maybe it's right for you, but I'm not saying that happened If you make someone uncomfortable with your photo, maybe it's right for you, but I'm not saying that happened to me, but... Well, I'll give you an example. He took a picture of you, right? Please.

After we have this conversation, you're gonna feel a lot more comfortable. Yeah, yeah. Right? So, there's ways of getting around that and trying to make guys feel like... But I can speak for myself, but I can't speak for like, the people who are just trying to like, you know, do like, her over there... You guys hate to break some ass to be honest with you. No one's in your fucking job You're the studious bottle shop owner in Arizona and your shop stinks no one's here. He just turns all gay and sassy Listen honey

Fantastic that's my one her manager. Just got a little yeah Here's a, it hears up. Yeah. I mean, there's some reason though, you can see how that you, that could lead to that. I don't know. No, I think you have to talk. Yeah. Now we're having a conversation.

So like I said, that's kind of like the ass forgiveness except in beside. No, I'm not asking for forgiveness. No, but I want you to understand why I took the picture. She's like, all right.

Yeah. I'm going to bet. I bet. It's kind of like, you know, like people go, some people want to take pictures of birds. Yeah.

Some people take pictures of planes. Yeah. Some people take pictures of automobiles. I think people are fast. You, sir, are a bird to me. He goes, I'm simply bird watching. You're a bird. You have nimble bones like a bird. I'll crush you.

You know how like Jane Goodall lived out with the monkeys for so long that you'd look at them and take pictures of them? I'm kind of like Jane Goodall. You're an ape. He goes, you're nothing but an ape working at the snootiest bottle shop in Arizona. I love that it's called the snootiest bottle. What the fuck is a bottle? I was a badotiest but what the fuck is a bottle

What the fuck does that mean just a fake hipster store that's so Anything you want Like a wine shop, but I don't know I haven't seen anything for sale here that looks like anything It's like that thing right in the front is a bottle. A bottle full of like. You can put whatever you want in it. Turpentine or I literally don't understand what that means. They're not birds though. No, but if you.

He goes, actually you are. He goes, no, no, no, no, you are. Look at how weak your bones are. You're like a little canary. I can crush you. I can crush you with my hand. 1A considers you a bird, technically. According to 1A, you have no more rights than a bird. Sir, you're a finch to me. Flap all you want, I caught you. If you could take their pictures, they're going to pose. Now you lost the picture. It's not a candid shot.

The whole moment's gone. It's art So it's art. It's art. I do understand that, and I do have the love for photography, so I'm not totally out from what you guys are saying, but just saying. And I try not to be that kind of guy to just walk away and not fill you in, you know? Fair enough. Welcome in, sir.

Not everybody enjoys that, I'm sure. Not as hailed as hell. Yeah, and the whole, yeah. Gotcha, thank you for having me. You know what it is we all gotta just respect each other's right to do, is we do out in public. Exactly. When we bring it into private, gotcha, thank you for that. You know what it is we all gotta just respect each other's right to do as we do out in public. Exactly. When we bring it into private,

you know some people take their private stuff out in the public. Yeah. And they get upset for me catching it on my camera. Oh, that's, yeah. But I appreciate you man, I hope you feel better about it. I don't feel bad at all. There's no ill will.

Right on, yeah, not us either. Let's not pretend it. I mean, I'm just gonna, an employee employee so I'm not gonna say this kid's young He's rebellious. He just he doesn't want to be held down by the knee of 1a But you gotta take it kid. Look, I understand. He don't he doesn't want his wings clipped He doesn't want his wings clipped. He wants to flap around freely, but like listen buddy 1a Give in the problem in am amagansett is everywhere he's all encompassing amagansett is he's in the closet he's in the kitchen he's

under the toilet he's under the toilet he's under the bed he's the poop demon he's the poop demon share too much of my public opinion with you. Oh, that's alright. You can... Yeah. Please leave. You got it, man. Alright. Thanks, guys. Please leave.

Alright. Well, here's the thing. This kid's new to his job. He's new to the workforce. He should have just said, my boss is getting on me. I'll tell you what else he's new to. The Constitution. I'll tell you what else he's new to the Constitution Looks like this kid's new to freedom bub No, but but but truly all he he he now upset him against it with that what he just said But all he had to do is go like please leave my boss is like he boss, he doesn't understand this and I have a job. You'd be doing me a huge favor.

I know you're allowed to be here, but you'd be doing me a huge favor. But now he comes off like a dick to have a gang. Well he's also like, you can tell he thinks he's like an intellectual. Yes. And he didn't expect to be schooled so hard by a 50 year old hype beast with a camera.

You can tell he's like, listen, I'm like the fucking head of my class at ASU, I have a 2.6, I'm like fucking killing it. Okay? Yeah. The valedictorian. I'm a valedictorian at ASU. I'm the smartest guy at ASU.

I'm the smartest guy at ASU, okay? Like I write and drool. He goes, I'll have you know, man, I have the least DUIs at ASU. He goes, you know I only have like three STDs. I'm like so, I'm killing you. Dude, I'll have you know, I have the least allegations at ASU.

I've gotten more Blumpkins than anyone at ASU. There's no, we're done with the conversation. Okay, all right. You got it, man. Yeah, no worries. Have a good day. And while we're walking down the street here, guys, I just want to point out.

What are the spikes? That's a perfect example. Here we go. The young lady whose picture I was actually taking had zero issue with me. What? Go to the spikes? That's about it. Let's go.

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Okay, let's go Mace, Mace, Mace. Send police, he's taking my picture. He doesn't have like a Mace, mace, mace. Send police, he's taking my picture. He doesn't have like a mace, like the section. He doesn't. He doesn't. He's like mace into the search. Lunatic Karen gets the sauce, but I think we watched that last week.

What a title though. Father and son arrested for filming. Oh, they get arrested here. I don't understand why you pulled over to ask me if I need help. We've seen this. No, this is new. Two years ago it said.

Oh, it's two years ago. Go said It's two years go back and they go sort by most recent We these are most recent these are most recent okay month ago click click all right So kicked out of Arizona's snootiest bottle jump, California sock puppet makes a huge mistake pepper sprayed arrested. All right, here we go Take the video. All right. here we go. Thank God. How you guys doing? Taking some video. All right. We are doing sock checks. Wanna show? All right. So they're at the sock parlor.

I don't know what state they're in. I gotta go in. It's also, here's the thing why I like Amigans. It's cause he opens my eyes up to just how many main streets there are in this beautiful country. You know, he lived in Rapid City for a while. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. I bet cause everyone there was like, yeah, he was just like pepper spraying Native American. Shit. Yeah. Swogging in casinos. There was a big series, like a big chunk of his videos where like people talked to me like, yeah, we came from Rapid City, me and my son.

Like he lived in like some part of Rapid City. Rapid City, okay. He's just over a Native American guy being like, oh what, I thought you liked fire water. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Here comes the shop owner of the sock parlor. Hey, you snuck around the back of me. That's not fair. Yeah. What are you guys filming? We're making a little video. Right now we're filming this store. Oh, this guy has like heavy, like I'm about to like sucker punch you. Yeah, big time. Yeah. Yeah, why you filming? I don't know. Why are you putting the back of your head in my lens? Why is your camera in my face?

You go first. I ask first. I don't know, why are you putting the back of your head in my lens? Why is your camera in my face? You go first, I ask first. Come on man, we're just out here filming and enjoying the day. That's cool. I just sold two pairs of socks for you by the way. Oh yeah, how did you do that? I told people I was out here doing sock checks and I checked their socks. What do you got?

You're the owner of the store, sock check. Anyone show my socks? Let's see what you got going on, man. Cheating, showing. Yeah? Cool. Yeah. He goes, no socks. Are you filming other stores? He's in my store. Good socks, you better turn out? She's a chong Yeah, cool. Yeah, no, he goes good. Are you filming other stories? Yeah, yeah, it's all about you today. He goes that was a patient. You just failed the amazing

You should know I hate you You just failed! You guys, you should know, and I hate Cheech and Chong. He's just... He's... Better luck next time. Better luck next time! Hey guys, maybe the next stock check's gonna go better for you. I'm so flattered. Are you? Yeah. Who you angry at? I mean, any kind of attention is good, right? Who am I angry at? What do you mean? I don't know. You having a good

day? Yeah. Cool. Yeah, no issues here. Cool. Awesome. Yeah. Well, you guys gotta keep on doing your thing. We will. Appreciate you, man. Have a good day. Yeah, you too. I love passive aggressive interactions.

What a weird man, though. Very strange. What's the last pair of socks I sold for him? How dumb are people? Got a little B-roll in the inside. He doesn't understand he can't walk. He can walk in. Well, maybe he can't.

Might be privately owned, right? No, if you can view it from the street, you can film it, but you can't go in. Go in? Why was he allowed to walk into the other place? He must have gotten permission. The bottle shop. Okay. That's probably why the blurry. Him against it is Dracula.

He has to be invited in. He films by the window and there's no reflection. God damn, he kicks ass dude. The cameras pointing at our store like kind of being weird. Not like, not letting me know what their whole thing is. That means like finally. Like why they're doing it. And I'm talking to one of the guys with the cameras pointing at me right now and he's like got some kind of a.

Well you're entertaining man. He's got some kind of a motivation. He's got some kind of motivation and I don't know what it is. What a dumb guy. The cops are like is it amiganzits? He's got some kind of motivation. What a dumb guy. The cops are like, is it amiganzits? He's got some kind of motivation. I like that this guy has real Rob Deardrak energy. He's like, you're calling? So the operator's like,

okay, so you're calling 911 because a man outside is motivation. Um, there he was. Wait, excuse me? The guy goes, I don't know, maybe you can sign him to the league or something 60 feet away you're welcome to do whatever you're doing just don't block the doorway Don't block my shit. Don't don't touch my shit maesom here. We go You don't want to step in front about to mace an innocent now this guy's a scumbag Yes, I believe he's roughing's roughing up amigasins. Most regular people have no clue what this looks like. Yeah, you have to wrestle.

He's wrestling amigasins. You're just so confused, so you kinda get a little annoyed. It really is like, it's a great example of how much our school systems have failed us, where we have no clue how like, We don't know. Justice works, or like what the laws are at all.

It's like, that's how most people would react. Yeah, almost everybody. If you owned a business and someone was pointing a camera inside You'd be like get the fuck out of you. Yeah blocking the entrance way. Yeah filming Well, he didn't block you with six to eight feet away the lens closer than it was but he's So shame on both you guys, but also yeah, he is exploiting like an obscure

Interpretation of the law that can be protected, of course. It's exploiting it. I'd be a fool to not like. This guy sucks. You're not gonna come up and wrestle him and grab him like what you just said. This business owner sucks, but he's about to, he's just luring him in to get pepper sprayed and arrested. I want to see him get maced.

Oh, it's about to happen. Don't touch my shit. You're in my house, like this is my house, dude. I don't care from your Holy shit, oh my god, I think even if it hits you at all, it's in the vicinity. It does, I hope it got in the eye a little. Dude, he comes to town and he is the talking point for the next 15 years.

Yes, everyone on this street goes, remember that guy that like came in and just filmed? Isn't that psycho with his seven foot Native American son came here? He started filming the shop and then he pepper sprayed Jeff? Remember that? That was fucking crazy. Let's go back.

I gotta re-watch this. Yeah, that was incredible. Here's the thing, he would've got him right in his face if the pepper spray had a bit of a lag. Yeah. Like it kind of clogged. It's also such a direct stream. It shoots right. I wish it had more spread. I wish also such a direct stream. It shoots right.

I wish it had more spread. I wish it had a better spread. But with the direct stream, you can get more distance, that's why. No, I need some more buckshot. So let's develop some, let's develop like a buckshot pepper spray technology. Yeah, they have, I think it's just like,

he needs multiple, like he needs like, you know how like Navy Seals have like a pistol and a rifle, he needs like, you know how like Navy SEALs have like a pistol and a rifle? He needs like that for Mace. Or it's like one is a big spray and one's like a long spray. Well honestly, Watchmen should have pulled out his gun. Watchmen should have fired a few rounds at him. He just executes him.

I like how he, I like how, I like how Amiganza goes, if you simply push my hand with my camera in it, that's like assault and I'm going to hurt you. According to the law though, it is. According to the law, it is. That's what he- He did come up, it wasn't like they actually brushed shoulders.

The guy like came up and was like- Yeah. But that's a classic thing that could easily be handled like, you know, out front. Oh, it's not necessary. It's not necessary whatsoever. It's just so crazy. I'm just saying.

He's so crazy. No, Amigenza did the right thing. Imagine your son, you're taking your son around the world and amazing everyone you see. You're literally showing your son like how to be like a trigger happy psycho. He might be the worst father of all time. The worst dad.

Actually no, that's not true. There's a lot of people whose dad just weren't there for they weren't even there No, we're sad to all time go DC sniper And it's it's a close second dude Oh Fuck And then he always says what's wrong with you right after he after he pepper sprays a guy and like shoots him in the knee He's like what the fuck's wrong with you. Did I like sit him down be like it's like what's wrong with you? What's wrong with me? It's like dude. I'm just filming your sword pepper spray to you. What's your fucking problem? It's like the most insane person of all time. He goes hey, but what's your day? I just fucking drill the hole in my trunk and snipe you

Calling the cubs DC Snipers like 2A 2A. laughter Am I serious? What the hell is wrong with you bro? You just broke my camera. You worried? He says he broke his camera. He didn't break his camera. He just flipped it on the steady cam. I didn't break your camera.

I moved it out of the way. I told you to not stand in front of my doorway because you're blocking my customers from being in my store And you just may still walk into the store. You just assaulted you assaulted me. Okay. Yeah, tell yourself another story You're on two cameras, bro Unbelievable what was the point of what you just did unbelievable? He's so getting gaslighting It's a good thing it's all on video. All these old people and kids are all having to leave the store because they all are having a reaction to the pepper spray. But he apparently loves Americans in America

This is it is Travis Bickle if he had social media Oh my God! Dude I'm not getting there's like eight people leaving holding their mouths. Eight people leaving what is apparently the most popular sock store in the country. Oh fuck. Dude it keeps going there was the base people. Dude, it keeps going! There's so many people! I happened not to be able to find you, fuck. It's like Chernobyl!

Yeah! Look at these poor people. You can thank this guy for that. What's going on here? Yeah, you can thank me. Sorry, guys. Why would you come out and put your hands on somebody you think that was a good idea that was a good idea close thanks guys you really think that

was a good idea bro sorry about that I'm actually impressed how calm this guy is. Yeah I'm sure you will. Great job. So is there something controversial here I need to know about? No not at all. Great job No Fucking season your face like it's a piece of meat bitch Because lady my son strapped to the fucking nice Better watch your fucking mouth watch your fucking mouth around my Cherokee's eight foot tall son Okay, he's strapped to the fucking gills. He goes by the way sock check and it better be fucking good Just like Anton Chaguer thing where he just instead of like call a coin

Instead of like, call a coin, he goes, sock check. Sock check. Sock check. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Call it.

I need to know why I'm doing a sock check for. Like, wow, what happened? Sock check. He goes, he goes, sriracha, hilarious. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Sock check. He goes, Pokemon, hilarious. Ha ha ha. Hilarious. Cookie Monster. He goes, hold still. He goes, oh please. He goes, please stand still ma'am. It's more like one leg is like Cookie Monster goes, okay.

Show me other leg. And he goes, pickle Rick. He goes Rick and Morty. Hilarious. Show me other leg nigga pickle Rick It was Rick and Marty hilarious This is the greatest character It's a sock check sugar. That's the name of the abyss. Of course. Alright, let's see how we treat these brats. I'm fucking dying. The guy that owns the sock store just came out and grabbed my camera and twisted my whole camera. This boy's literally having a fucking asthma attack from the pepper spray. She's being dramatic.

Yeah, she is, but I kinda like that she's playing into it. She asked you not to be in it. You faced all the customers? She is but like I kind of like that she's playing into it. Customers. They saw the customers. Interesting. Interesting perception. If I walk up and grab your phone, what are you gonna do about it? Exactly. There you go. Very good. Have a good day. Tiny little wiener. Have a good day. Tiny little wiener. Hahaha.

You're huge you stupid bitch. Unless you don't eat hot peppers there's nothing to be worried about. He goes there's nothing to be worried about alright? We'll fucking kill all of you. Hahaha. Yeah there's nothing to be worried about, okay? My son's, he only has an AR-15 on him. He's 8 feet tall. He's a member of the Iroquois Nation.

And I will pepper spray anybody that gets in my fucking way. He's about to be smelling sulfur in hell. When Chief blows your brains out. He goes, he goes sock checks, line up. Fucking line up. On your knees, sock checks. On your goes, sock checks, line up! Fucking line up! On your knees, sock checks! On your knees, sock checks! Like he's checking papers in Poland.

Ha ha! Against the wall, sock checks! Sock it! Oh god, that's so good. Holy shit. Oh fuck. I'm on Donner Pass Road in front of a business called the Sock Parlor. The owner of the store I believe he is. I'm taking some pictures and video out on the sidewalk. He just came out and grabbed my camera

So I would like you think of the Donner party I think he's in California I think so too yeah, I am on 6-4 Donner password And the name of the business is the sock parlor. He's um. Northern? Up above San Francisco. Or Sacramento. Yeah, he's above Sacramento. He's about eight hours away.

He is in some small town, like outside of Sacramento. Let's go by socks. Apparently it's like charming and it's Donner Memorial State Park. It's like outside of a state park. I mean, Amigans finds every fucking city on earth. Yeah, he turns over every last. Opened your eyes to this country. It actually that's the reason I do love Amigans is because I don't even know that place had

an economy. I want to go to Truckee. Yeah, let's go. Truckee was a thing. Let's record a podcast in the sock parlor. I don't think I've ever gone through. I've never been. I never stopped in Sacramento. I just drive through it on my way to San Francisco. Nobody cares about Sacramento. Now though, they do know about the parlor. Thanks to the Ganson. Thanks to the Ganson. Okay, no problem.

I don't know what their motivation is. They have an outfit. They have an outfit for sock parties. He's by his front door and he just uh... He's like I don't know if these guys are anti-sock or something. I don't know what their motivation is. They fucking hate socks! Yeah, they're probably like big sandal or something, man. They fucking hate us. They'll have to get us, man. They sell flip flops or something. Now he's standing by his front door talking to somebody. Mace in my eye. I don't know what their motivation is at all but they're harassing me. I mean I want to beat the shit out of this guy. Look what you did to my

gimbal bro. Yeah. It flips up dude. He grabbed me. listen I'm on the phone with the police I'm not interested You could have killed someone that has asthma I'm not interested, I'm talking to, listen Oh no Another pepper spray coming up Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo He won't miss her. He won't miss her. He can't miss two. He knows optics too well. He can't miss a white girl A little like young kid he won't miss He's already to leave there's any sheriff in town. What are you doing in truck? Why is this guy such a fucking like why is he in Truckee, California? But he sounds like he like lives in like Newport beat like yeah, he's most so so Cal guy

He's probably from San Francisco And I push this camera out of the way and he put me in my fucking eyeball and maced me Let's go. Yeah, we'll just call the police police are on the way. I like people thought he was gonna do something Just call the police. Police are on the way. Oh, like people thought he was gonna do something. Can I ask why you're filming my store? Oh yeah. We're making a travel video for YouTube.

Okay, it seems weird that you would mace somebody if you were trying to conduct a business. No, he came out of my store and grabbed my camera. Excuse me, you can't film me without my consent. No, I'm having a conversation with- They don't know the rules of the country. These sad dumb broads, dude. What a dumb broad.

You don't know the rules of the country, you own a business? He goes, I can't film you. He went, no, I'm not, I'm a child. He's sad. Dumb broads, dude. What a dumb broad. You don't know the rules of the country? You own a business? He goes, I can't film him. He goes, no, I'm not, I'm a child. Classic bird talk. He goes, typical from a bird. He goes, I'd love to listen to you, but all I hear is chip, chip, chip.

You're nothing more than a bird with a pussy. What if it cuts to like, amigensit vision, and it goes behind his eyes, and everyone just has a beak, and they're like a bird face. Mark, Mark, Mark. Everyone's just chirping away. The sock parlor's a giant cage. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. The sock parlor. Okay, well we gotta take a road trip up to like, we gotta go to Truckee. I would love to go to Truckee. We gotta ask this guy about his dealings with Amigans. That'd be great. Let's sock check him.

Let's do a pot, let's have him on the pod. I think we actually should. Let's act like we're like, hey, we know, like you got assault of a maniac. We're doing a little mini doc about that crazy guy. About the crazy thing, yeah. And then like, but it's secretly very pro at half hour. And we go, so what the fuck were you thinking, man?

We go, but you do know 1A, right? We're flipping on him. We flip him. 20 minutes in, we're like, you're a fucking idiot. We go, so why'd you come out? Why'd you think you could touch his stuff? You broke his camera. We go, so you're like anti-American, aren't you?

You're not a patriot, is that what I hear? Because it sounds like you failed the sock check though, right? We go, sit right there, we got a surprise for you. Amigas, come out here. He comes out, it's like, it's like Maury. I'll fight you, motherfucker. He comes out, it's like, it's like Mori. I'll fight you, motherfuckers. He comes out with like two battle axes.

He's just like Kratos from God of War. Oh fuck. Wait for the cops to get here. That's perfect. They're coming anyway. Okay, well I guess you really love our store. That's great. No, I really love my gimbal, which is broken now, so.

Good, I hope your night gets even worse from here. That's not nice. Yeah, well. They fuck, by the way. The owner of the sock parlor and the pizzeria next door, this lady dressed like she's an outcast, they fuck. They fuck at some point, at least. I'll just stand here like this the whole time,

if that helps you. No, that's gonna really get me bad. They thought, look at his hands right in front of her, buzzing. You're not having a conversation with me, so I'm extremely frustrated. I don't wanna have a conversation with you. And you're obviously an idiot.

I'm not interested. I'm not interested in anything. I don't believe you can film me without my consent. And I'm about to knock your camera out of your fucking hand, too. Are you? Oh, really? He's like, babe, babe, babe, don't do this.

No, don't, I tried that. Do not fucking do that. I think he's gonna pepper-tray somebody else this week. I hope he does. Oh my god. Really? What's up to you? He assaulted everyone in the store. Yeah, guess what? What's up to you? You are definitely preventing my business from happening right now. Don't go near that guy. He's just... You can video tape me all you want. Why don't you stop threatening to assault me? How about that? You're assaulting us. I'm really not. You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, I just told you what I'm doing with

Yeah travel video My channel gets a million views a week. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of douchebags out there You'll hear from a bunch of people. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure they're very intelligent Just love that you're ready to go up down Hey, man, the comments are coming for you, sock parlor. Now that my gimbal's broken. How old is this video? Bro. Couple months.

I'm gonna look up sock parlor on Yelp. This is four months ago, four months ago. I bet Yelp locked it. I bet Yelp, I bet they got so many comments. Amiganzit has pull, I bet you they had to turn it. Yeah, you can't even find it. You can't find it, sock parlor and truckie. They don't have it you can't find it so it's a parlor truckie we've been closed wrong I'm gonna go across the street so these people don't

know now he's running amigas it's kind of being a coward right now I just don't know my business from being open so continue to stay across the street yes you did all right and you're disrupting everyone here he's like bitch do you want to get maced? I don't understand I'm trying to get some distance between us okay you can think whatever you want you can think whatever you want did you find it? I'm looking at Google reviews, but I think that got locked too.

What's the last review from Sockparler? Because this is four months ago. I think it got locked. Anyway, hey Watch Fans, go to Sockparler. Give them your love. Just kidding. I think it's a crime to even say that. I said give them your love. Yeah.

Oh nice nice nice. He doesn't believe I'm filming a travel video, he thinks I'm lying. Where do these people come from? Where do these people come from? You're in there. Where the fuck did you come from? Where do you come from? You parked and you went to their business.

You come from Truckee. That's like getting in, that's literally like the 40 year old virgin scene getting in an accident, like to a parked car and be like, that fucker came out of nowhere. Like. No, it's like the Spanish colonizing America. I mean like, where the fuck did you guys come from? Ha ha ha ha. Look, he broke this too.

Show him that. Also it's like that guy just learned the word motivation and he can't stop saying that. I don't know their motivation. It's a new word to him. Who knows what their motivation is? I don't want you really following me around. Yes, what is that? What do you think you're doing? No, I'm gonna continue to film you if you're gonna continue to film me. Why don't you just act normal and wait for the cops to get here. The cops are gonna get here.

They're gonna spit it out, retard. Why don't you just act normal and wait for the cops to get here. Very good, and I'm gonna walk away from you. Spit it out, Rita R.A. Jr. Hahaha I don't understand what you're trying to do here. I'm trying to walk away from you is what I'm doing. Go ahead, keep walking. I'm gonna keep telling you until you're gone. Thank you, here's the cops.

There you go. Perfect. So here's the police, we got vehicle number 876 and we'll see how it goes. Hahaha Dude, he's such a pro. He's amazing. Perfect. So here's the police. We got vehicle number 876 and we'll see how it goes. Dude, he's such a pro. He's amazing. How we know sir? Can you go over there and I'll talk to these guys and I'll go talk to you? Cop goes by the way, huge fan. Big fan, dude. Officer O'Brien. Yeah, time to temperature check first please. Yeah, how are you? So what's happening? Um, well you can see I'm holding this like this. We started down at the end of the road there.

We're doing a travel video for YouTube. Yeah, I've seen your videos. Okay, very good. And your sons. Very cool. He's actually a fan. He's literally a fan, dude. He's actually a fan.

Because I've seen your videos many times and your sons. I mean, I would think that it would be part of police training at this point. Dude, I'm not kidding. I didn't even think, okay, what is this cop? Like 50s? Yeah. I didn't even think guys, this old, I guess whatever was on YouTube.

No, dude, no, no, no. This is peak entertainment for guys in mid to late 50s. That's true, that's true. Valerie's dad, all he watches is survival videos and this. Guys, older men, cops especially, they're fans of America they're fans the Constitution Yeah, so they're like this is literally like peak entertainment Yeah, yeah, and they say so they never give the victim. Yeah the thing what they want. Yeah, this guy's literally He's trying to not act like a fan, but he's like I've seen your videos

Yeah, no dude that call came over the radio and they're like it was like 50 cops like reaching Joey so the cop comes he goes he goes I've seen your videos and your sons it's incredible we started down at the end of the road there we're doing a travel video for you I've seen your videos okay very good very cool Very cool. You guys are good. Yeah, you're amazing. I hope you subscribe. I am. I am. So we're walking going. I imagine what happens. 10 minutes in front of each business, walking on. He goes, Jemesum.

Yeah. The cop goes, Jemesum. He goes, did Watchmen have to pull out his gun? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He goes, between you and me, man, I fucking hate the socks. Yeah. He goes, who sells socks? He goes, well, how me man, I fucking hate the sock bar. He goes, he goes, he goes, who sells socks? He goes, well how's that even a fucking business? You know, you know, we need more people like you to come in here and get these hippies out of Truckee. These fucking trust fund bitches.

These trust fund fucks. Opening nonsense stores. They come here from the Bay with their Marin County money, they open up a fucking sock store. We don't need socks, alright right, you know what we need jobs Let's imagine the cop pulled his gun at me like you broke his fucking camera just becomes shooting people I love this video so much

Anybody so we get in front of the sock parlor and a woman and her family walk. He goes, I know it. It's gay as hell. He goes, I call it the cock parlor. Go ahead. Very good. Very, very good. He goes, I call it the cock parlor.

Carry on. Real quick, just seamlessly he says that. Devin said to me, what are you guys filming? So I said, oh, we're doing sock checks. You want to show us your checks? Maybe we can get a couple of them. So I said, oh, we're doing sock checks. You want to show us your checks?

Maybe we can get a couple of them. So I said, oh, we're doing sock checks. You want to show us your checks? Maybe we can get a couple of them. So I said, oh, we're doing sock checks. You want to show us your checks? Maybe we can get a couple of them. So I said Real quick, just seamlessly he says that. Devin said to me, what are you guys filming? So I said, oh, we're doing sock checks. You wanna show us your checks?

Maybe we can get your socks. Maybe we can get you to go in and buy some new socks. So she shows me that she has no socks on, right? She says, oh, I'll go in there. So she goes, he goes, I got amigans, nobody else has them, it's mine. He goes, I'm here with my biggest hero. He goes, yeah, yeah, no, I'm here with my biggest hero. He goes, yeah, yeah, I'm here with my hero.

He goes, tell Edwards to fuck off, I got here first. The sheriff comes and goes, this is my jurisdiction. I want him again. Turns into Copland. The FBI comes up and is like, actually technically we will have a get. Now, it's a federal investigation so you need to get the fuck out of here. Who's the commanding officer? He goes, you're on my crime scene. crime scene goes well actually it's my crime scene but

have fun was in there buys two pairs of socks so she came out she said oh I got two pairs of Robin fun just enjoying the day having fun with people the guy with the cap on there with the red thing on the front of his cap comes out because I know that he's the fag that runs the sock bar I know I hate that fact looks in know him, I hate that fag. He walks in front of my camera, sticks his head on the back of his head on my lens. So I walked around and said, why would you do that? We're just out here making a travel video for YouTube, that's all we're doing. And he went back in the store. I kept filming and about 30 seconds to a minute later he came back out and just grabbed my

camera. This is, you see how this is bent? This whole thing's bent. This I can't let go of, that's what happens to it. The whole thing is not working. So I sprayed him. He had his hand on my camera, gripped, he wouldn't let go of it. I'm pulling on it, I spray him. I have my mace right here in my pocket. That's what happened. And then he did it again. He actually did it twice and my son is my son as you know Love watchman watching those watchman's hot. Yes. I follow the watchman's channel too. He goes I follow watching the watchman

Yeah, no I know when you guys filming, you don't like to stop filming. Is there any way that I could see from anybody's? Oh, yeah, no, he can show you on his body camera. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Okay, cool. This is a really smart cop, by the way. Even if he's not a fan, this is how you talk to Amigons. Yeah.

He's escalating just like- And now he's watching Watchmen's footage. Yeah. He's going to get it. And then he's going to walk over there and he's going to go, yeah, he's escalating just like now. He's watching watchman's footage. Yeah, he's gonna get it He's gonna walk over there. He's gonna go yeah, you guys are actually being arrested for assault These guys just come in ruin everyone's day if the suck I get to rest it at the earth like they press charges of the sock Okay, this is the perfect. It's the greatest video of all time. I've ever been to trucking Yeah, I didn't think you guys would make it out here in the winter when it's colder.

Can you go talk to the other guys? The sock queer, I don't remember his name. So these guys, they're YouTubers. I watch their channel all the time. I watch their channel all the time. Gomez goes, hell yeah. Okay. The sergeant lieutenant Gomez. I watch the channel all the time. Gomez goes, hell yeah. Okay.

Sergeant, Lieutenant Gomez. This is crazy. This is incredible. This is incredible. Right in front of the kitchen. Apparently we're going in there. The giant sat came out, grabbed his equipment, and was pulling on it.

So we got sprayed. The cop starts adding details. The cop so. Until we got sprayed. The cop starts adding details. The cop goes, until he got sprayed. He literally uses amigands, it's like. Terminology, exactly how he talked. So he got sprayed, so anyways, go arrest this piece of shit. He goes anyway. It's a corrupt cop, he's like, you know, Giant-Tac came out, punched amigands in the face.

Pulled his pants down, flicked his wiener. They plant crack on the guy that owns the sock parlor. Let's get all his info, let's put him away for tonight and for hopefully a long time. This is Officer Bruejewski. Officer, I'm sorry, is it? Brudzieski. Brudzieski. Pleasure to meet you.

Made up Polish name. Made up Polish name. Hey, uh... You're sorry, man. Nervous, I'm just a huge fan. You're... All the cops are nervous, dude. Ha ha ha.

There you go, so it probably starts here. The more famous he gets... He's got his name calling you. ...the more... There's a camera here, he's gonna show you... ...dangerous he becomes. Yeah. Kill him if it happens?

The more he can get away with. Because he has the power of every police force in the nation on his side at this point. The law is the Constitution and now fame behind him is kind of like he's gonna get away with everything. He's like becoming Mickey Cohen. They just literally go from town to town across the country and they just film in and out in and out. Have I? Have you showed me?

Yeah, you've seen it. I am against the press. He's showing everybody. He goes, guys, we were watching it at lunch today. Remember I showed everybody? I have it out at the station. Remember when I pulled out the projector? Remember when I shut down the AMC in town and I made them play as children?

No, I rented it out for my birthday. You guys remember that? You were all there. We were supposed to be doing the internal affairs meeting and I pulled it down and I showed Amigans it instead. Ah! The gun safety thing where I showed Amigans it instead. I'm not allowed to stick with the mustache.

Sorry again? I just gotta stick with the mustache. There you go, yeah. Oh, they won't let you have beards. No, not yet. We're working on it. I don't know why everybody feels mustache. There you go. Yeah. Oh, they won't let you have beards. No, not yet. We're working on it. I don't know why everybody feels the need.

They have to touch everybody. I don't know. Well, people think they're allowed to and I don't know what that is. If the sock parlor owners were over here for this conversation, they'd be losing their fucking mugs. They'd be flipping out. They'd be flipping out. Putting his hands on him.

That doesn't work though. No, I don't think so. If they were over here, they would be sounding like Vietnam protests., absolutely like stomping around. So what do you do? So just so I understand you write a report So I ran it off to the DA and then they decide what to do with it. Yeah, okay I got you if that's cool with you. I mean that's that's what we do here So misdemeanor in California misdemeemeanor not. Are you cool if we do that? The police officer. Cops like, do you want to hold my gun while we're at it?

You can spin it around in your hand, shoot someone to the air. He goes, I got an idea. You go arrest him. I'll give you my cups. He goes, here, put my badge on. Let you borrow my badge. You're a cop now, congrats.

You're deputized, I can do that. Can I say something real quick? I love you so much. Is a citizen's arrest, and that's basically what you're gonna be doing, is signing a complaint, making a citizen's arrest, I'll cite him, it'll go to court, and then you don't have one, but you know.

You know how kids are, are won't carry his wallet let me go you go get their side story sure he's already shaking let me go get their fucking crackpot side of the story these fucking wackos let me at the bullshit side of it go get the bullshit, we just have to do it. It's unfortunate. They make us do this. All right, so they, okay, so they, he's gonna talk to her.

I don't know. Hell yeah. Of course you do. He goes, get on the fucking ground! Malicious. Oh my god, so satisfying. He goes, yeah, well basing someone in their stars. He goes, yeah, well listen you little antifa bitch. This is the greatest gaslighting of all time because the owners of the stock parlor think they have a slam dunk case.

They can't believe this could ever be legal. This is the brilliance of Amigenzit like fucking compressed into the most perfect video. Yeah. I think you're gonna come in or out. Like fucking compressed into the most perfect video Is that the girl was saying he had a cock? No, I think it's a different girl. I like that. He's like, um, amigante is saying that you're not under arrest if you say that his cock is bad. Because remember, perjury is a real thing, tell the truth. Can I ask you a quick question? I think I follow you on Facebook. This is unreal. This is unreal, dude. Amigante. I think I follow you on Facebook

Shout out to our friend Johnny not from this part our other friend Johnny who introduced us to this Yeah, he's what a fucking glorious amazing find Probably on you watch it on Facebook? I do. Those are the people that steal my videos. Really? Yeah, I'm on YouTube. Amigance at Press. Amigance at Press, yeah.

I'm Mark. Pleasure to meet you. I've watched, you've been in Long Island, you've been all the way in New York, and all that stuff, across the country doing this. All 48 states. I watch your videos all the time. I think you're interesting.

I appreciate it, boy, thank you. And then you have a son who is- Who's him? He got your hair cut. Yeah. The last time I saw you on video, you had hair all the way down there. He knows how his hair used to look. This is unbelievable.

My best friends don't notice my hair cut sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very cool. That's cool. I appreciate you. Oh man, nice to see you. I like your work. Thank you. Good to see you. I like your work, buddy. Have a wonderful day, guys. Yeah, Mike showed me your videos last

It's like an SNL sketch oh my god, holy shit Yeah, cool, we call we do first name a lot. I just wonder yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it, we do first name a lot, so. I just wonder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's O'Brien. Imagine though, imagine being the sock parlor owners and you're inside, you're watching people come up off the street and shake the guy's hand. Yep. You'd be losing your fucking mind. They keep their business and then they,

this is a small town, they know the local police for us and they go, yeah, there's, they think they're like, they're just being hunted. Yeah. This is so satisfying to me. I'm like, gooning to this. Yeah, by the way, this has to be the public episode. Yeah, I think this has to be. By far, this is incredible.

And we have the perfect name for it. What was it? Anton Sock-check. Sock-check Sugar. Yeah. He's checking socks. Hello, I don't remember where he showed me the video. I'm not touching her. Yeah. Yeah. He's checking socks out front. Hello, I don't remember where he showed me the video. Do people, do you get that a lot?

Like people, something, an event will be on video. No, no, not this, but like an event will be on video. Sorry, we don't have huge stars come through here like you, okay? I mean, we don't really know how to deal with this. 15 years ago, Matthew Lillard came. He just rapped on Scooby-Doo 2. That was like the biggest celebrity that's ever come to town. Word on the street, Seth Green went to the Conoco in town once.

Yeah, almost every time. That's fascinating. I don't know if it's necessarily intentional. It's just the way people perceive things differently. I get that's part of it. For me, when I recall something, sometimes I recall a little bit differently after watching my body camera. Sure.

I'm like, oh, I didn't even notice it happen or I didn't remember it happened. So if I had to tell someone, then it might be slightly inaccurate because I didn't. Like sometimes I watch body camera. My college roommate, his brother was a cop in team was art. Sometimes that footage goes missing, I don't know. Yeah. And he was doing his exam and the whole thing, and he showed me one of the pages out of it. It was a caricature, but it was a drawing of a guy walking down into a subway.

Alright, so they're gonna go to the pizza place. All these people that got pepper sprayed, that are having, you know, asthmatic attacks and their hearts are shutting down, their lungs are shutting down, you know, they're whiny babies. They're like, they're gonna walk through and the cops are gonna go like, just keep it moving, keep it moving.

Now we're gonna arrest the people that work at the pizza pie company next door because they also didn't like the filming. I'm so sick and sad, I'm a honkler. I just wanna see them upset. That's all I want. The cops are like, you fucked up, you actually should've audited the pizza place.

These guys are real cocksuckers. I would have talked it out and that would have been the end of it. I'm not really interested in having people arrested tonight. If these guys get me, he's not saying he should, but if these guys get me, he's too. Hey, we'll look the other way. Hey, I'll just turn my body KM off. But I really think he needs to learn a lesson here. I don't think what he did was right.

Hopefully having to deal with the process will Educate him a little bit He's all about educating Well, you really got him back What do you say? Go back. He said something about them being shithead assholes. Oh, the world's full of shithead fucking assholes. He goes, the cop goes,

Yeah, well you run a sock store, so, you know. Get fascinating. Like Watchman just said, he's leaving with an eyeful of mace and a citizen's arrest citation. And he's still going to run. Hell yeah, he did it. He did it, man. Citation. And now he gets in front of it. Looks like it.

Now he gets in front of the camera and he just he just showboats. He just, he just, he just threw through the legs. He does the little bra and baby powder. What do you mean, like the camera's back too far? He just hot he's this this is again. He does the little brawn baby powder Alright yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe that's what it was. You see that's what it's supposed to do. It's now night time He ruined an entire he ruined an entire day for the store. And he pepper sprayed like 15 people. Like a bunch of people got like,

they caught a trap. That was the Stephen Paddock style. Yeah. That was a mass pepper spray. Yeah. There was multiple shooters. Beautiful stuff. Yeah. Holy shit.

Woo! Nothing, that's the best moment of my life. Look at the title of the video, it goes, California sock puppet makes a huge mistake Perfect Incredible stuff. Hell yeah, dude. All right. We love you folks subscribe to my show subscribe to him right now live Put back up. I subscribed he just subscribed show it look subscribe

Go to my show MKM cultural arts center Center, Live, Life, Love, 420, link's in the bio. And I guess if this is the public, John couldn't be here today because he's about to be an uncle, which is, you know, just another horrifying thought for him. But God bless him, and we are sending our love to John and his sister, and it's very cool that he'll be, you'll be soon holding a baby

in an office space. Yeah, it's cool. Riding through Skid Row on a motorcycle. If they have any kind of wit about them, they're not gonna let that happen for a while. I don't think, John, if his sister has any wits about her, she's getting a restraining order as we speak. She's huffing, she's going like,

oh, oh, oh, oh, and she's signing paperwork with police right now. Let's do like an over under on like how long until John's allowed to babysit by himself. I think probably almost never maybe. I think he'll- It won't be until the baby's at least. 13?

Yeah, I was gonna say nine or 10. But then you can't even trust that because then John will just show the kid like all these sort of like weird sex websites. Yeah. Have you seen Faces of Death? My little nephew. Do you know what, do you like, do you?

Do you know about pain Olympics? Talk to the kid like, I know you want milk, but have you ever been milked? You don't like to be milked? Oh, by the way, shout out, listen, I've been shouting out my chess calm profile the dash t1,000 I think getting very rude messages from people going like Hey, like it's your turn. Can you go?

It's a game of patience these people no, I'm intentionally choosing games where I have three days to make my move because I'm 50 of these guys got back to me. Yeah, you're playing a lot of people at once. Yeah, no Give him a break folks. What the fuck is your guys problem? It's not up to me to entertain you all day on on chess you can play other games. Yeah, go play another game He is but you add me we're doing I I'm doing it by the way I got none of my games count for the last five days from this day I'm doing it by the way I got none of my games count for the last five days from this day Because I was drunk on an island getting so hammered pulling my phone out. I dropped a hundred ELO

so I was like I was like 770 780 I dropped down like 670 Just for being drunk and also a lot of Ended up getting a lot of pretty good guys out of me anyways chess Club coming soon. Chess Club, stop being me to Joey. Chess Club coming soon. No, no, it's not mean.

It's just like- No, no, no, you're bullying. He cried to us last night. Also, just have some manners. Like, what are you talking about? I'll block you on chess.com. And by the way, first chess.com meetup for hatewatchchess.com club,

429t boys, live, laugh, love in no ho on 420 on 420. So come on. I'm going to bring a chess set. We're all going to play games. Hell yeah, folks. We like it, but