Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Teddy

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

We recap Joey's appearance on a Ted Kaczynski livestream discussion and then investigate the Tesla road rager who's been terrorizing East LA Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. So there's this video online of this, uh, like this soccer player in England and like he meets this teacher that he, that was the first positive male influence in his life that he thought

was dead. Have you seen that one? I haven't, but I love positive male figures in people's lives. It's one of my favorite things. Well, the ostographer looks at him and he's like, I thought you died. You're an HIV positive male figure in people's lives. Well, the thing is, I got it from you. Devin cuts

his asshole up and then hits the stops because he's a bug chaser. I always have sex with an open wound. Yeah, it's the only way. Sexually, I... They call him Rawhide Dev. I demand it. I actually, I'll cut myself before we start having sex.

You can't even cum if you don't have that. I can't, I can't cum. You're a sick puppy, bud. I gotta let some steam out and by that i mean hiv positive blood at the stops no so uh what we were talking about um crying because uh uh john uh is a big fat retard and he was supposed to pick joey up after work and bring him here yeah and john just shows up and he's like where's jelly and i go what do you you said you were picking up so john forgot he had to go back and get jelly and so i was sitting around the studio waiting and i went down one of

these like youtube rabbit holes where you guys ever seen these these uh these videos where it's like uh these these adopted kids asked their dad to finally adopt them like fully like you told us that you we showed up and you just finished crying. I literally was crying five minutes ago. You have tears in your eyes. Were you dripping? It was watery.

I like that. I love that shit. I love little fake emotions. Turn it off. Let's see what you cried about. You want to see what I was crying at? These things are fucking gorgeous. Let's see what you cried about. You want to see what I was crying at? Dude, these things are fucking gorgeous. Let's both try to cry. These people out here... I'll try to cry. Let's all try to cry.

It was this guy in Huntington Beach and his family wanted... He's like, dude, when you voted for Trump, dad, that was my favorite thing. Guy adoption papers video. I'm expecting Devin to start typing guy in the search bar

and it's like guy fucks other man so here's one I didn't even watch this is marine surprises stepdaughter with adoption papers I want to see the one that you cried at oh the one I cried at I cried at of course they've had to monetize

this industry that's what I cried to and I wrote in the comments from an anonymous account Of course they've had to monetize this industry. Son admitting to father he's gay. Devin's like, yeah, yeah. That's what I cried too. And I wrote in the comments, I'm from an anonymous account. Like wish I, I mean, God, it's beautiful. I'm trying to build up the courage. You texted it to your dad from like a burner phone. I texted my dad.

I go, dad, I know you hate queers, but your son is one of them. An autistic non-speaking teen. There's so many of them. I can't even find the one I was crying at. Can you just look at the history? Yeah. They were like, were like yeah hold on you know what gets me emotional as a man that is uh watching devon not know how to use a computer that number one number two number two is uh you ever watch metallica live in the soviet union no dude that shit makes me cry let's try it that next yeah metallica what live in the soviet union like the soviet

union just fell like metallica went in and started did a concert and like everyone's there and they love it look at this look at this you got to put it on the on the i will i will hold on so this is a uh what are you gonna fast forward it what's going on well yeah because they give them like a book they never quite know immediately so this is this this dude his kids gave him like a little like picture book for his birthday and I think he's he's about

I want to see one of these videos where the guy where they they do this and the dad is like no what are you kidding me I've already raised you no I'm not going to be legally fucking binded to you. He does like the Maury Povich, I'm not the father dance. Yeah, I want...

He's doing back flips to the living room. I want one where the dad is like, what do you think, you're going to be in my will? Huh? You're not my blood. It's nice to try you little scam artist. Yeah. Fuck it, get out. I'm a good person, so I take you to school and shit,

but what are you, a fucking scam artist? Take the trash out, you little queer. Take the trash out. And he goes, throw these papers in it. Alright, so look. See, he's already getting steamy. And the kids are all happy. Look at the kid on his shoulder. It's beautiful.

Yeah, this shit would... Nobody be funny. I'm gonna try to cry. Alright, okay. This isn't even the one that made me cry. This is the third one I watched. So you get there first. She's all excited because this little girl wants him to get to the paperwork because

she is a money-minded maniac. You're crying? Tearing up. I'm excited! You should do your dance. That was a good dance. Aw. Great dance.

Come on. Keep going. Keep going. Get to the papers! And there you are. The paperwork just says that he's being deported. Trying to cry, but I can't. Trying to cry, retard. Shut up. I can't cry.

That's hard. He's about to cry. Joe, you're telling me you're tougher than a black guy? Jesus, Joe. Joe just spit out his zen. You think you're tougher than a black guy? Jesus, Joe. Joe just spit out his zen. You think you're tougher than black people? That's actually after you think you're smarter than a fifth grader. Are you tougher than a fifth grader?

Are you tougher than a black guy? That would be the coolest show ever. That's a bunch of white guys. Just a regular suburban black guy. They have to be tougher than. It's like Wiz Khalifa He's wearing a flyers hat I can't pick myself up

Get to the paperwork Just relax We're running a show here Let him have a moment I'm acting like it's actually happening Here we go Now comes the paperwork Oh man Look at him actually happening. Here we go. Now comes the paperwork, I think.

Oh, man. Look at him. I'm not even close to crying, to be honest. Are you going to laugh at me? I think I was just tearing up because I forgot to blink. Yeah. Yeah.

Look at him. Maybe one of the purest moments in America. Hell, do you? One of the only pure moments that anybody can have. It's really nice. Imagine liking some little disgusting little fucks that didn't even come out of your balls and you fucking still care that much.

I think that kid did. I don't know. He looks kind of black. Well, they're both kind of black. And all the pictures were hurt. They both look kind of black. Yeah, fine. I want to adopt a black kid fine I want to adopt a black kid

I wanted to adopt Force him to play basketball And shit I wanted to adopt a Chinese kid And a black kid And name one Carter And one Lee I've always wanted to get like

Serena Williams pregnant Yeah And then So I'd have like these Legendary genetics in my family Yeah And they'd be great athletes

They'd be tall as fuck They'd be fuck machines. They were raging alcoholics. Continue. Well, that's probably why she wouldn't be interested. I've always wanted to adopt an Irish kid and make him drink with me. That would be fun.

He's like 13 and I'm just forcing him to drink. Yeah, we should adopt a 17-year-old Irishman. Let's just adopt a drinking buddy. Exactly. And then like, it's like, do we have him in one year

he's going to turn 18 and you're like, hey, you're an adult now. Yeah, you're an adult. We just got hammered for a year. Like, all right. All right.

Toodle-oo. Toodle-oo, Seamus. You gotta go to college now or something, right? Have a good life, Seamus. Thanks for the memories, but I'm pretty lonely. I'm a pretty lonely adult, and I like to drink.

This was probably weird for you, wasn't it? I imagine this was weird for you. It might have felt like you were raped alcoholically. Yeah, right? Come on. I mean, I don't know. I had no intention of getting into this. It was just I was waiting for you guys,

and YouTube just popped some weird shit, and I clicked on it. I can't believe you cried at that. I didn't cry at this video. I cried at a few others. You just have a cold heart. I cry sometimes. I cry very easily. You cry very easily. I cry really easily too.

I'm a crier. Devin cries and hugs you and stuff. Everyone that knows me knows that I cry. I remember still the day. I hate to bring it up, but when Kobe Bryant died, we all came rushing over to this house.

I've never cried more in my life. I was at brunch and I remember all the TVs in the restaurant. It was like a sports brewery. All of them turned to Kobe Bryant's death. And then everyone was like, Oh wow, that sucks. And I was like George Bush getting the, while reading the story somebody whispered like you gotta go to devon's house

yeah i was like fuck yeah it was insane it it felt exactly like a wake yeah like when somebody actually like let's say like your cousin dies or something you go to the wake same exact energy as when kobe bryant died at devon's house no honestly it was uh i mean well that was that was a lifetime i mean it was that was the most surreal thing that ever you know obviously uh when jack died it was a lot harder because it was somebody actually knew and loved but but kobe was like it really represented like you know a 18 year period of my life like it was a it was it was my it was felt like my entire childhood was killed right no you were like a depressed kid and kobe

bryant was like one of the only things like keeping you like i'm not kidding like a shooter yeah like actually like i put everything into him in a you know oddly like neurodivergent way like it was a psychosocial relationship it was it was he was everything to me and uh so yeah and i actually thought he was like immortal like i used to even say and kids in school used to make fun of me they used to like when they wanted to fuck with me they'd be like dude what if kobe dies like they would say shit like that you know and yeah my whole identity was kobe well he's also doing a lot of cool shit in retirement exactly i was you know i i didn't really know anything about kobe bryant until i started living with

you and then like i was like wow this guy's actually like a living legend and it was kind of exciting to see like being from la i was kind of excited to see like this like he's like the last king of la it's like seemed like he runs the city he ran the city he was he was yeah he was he was he uh made LA feel working class. Yeah. Like somebody that brilliant being, you know, playing for the Lakers for 20 years.

Like it made, it made people, it, it, it, it made us feel prideful of somebody like that. You know, he was,

he was our, he was like what we look to. Well, it's like they got rid of all the Cesar Chavez memorials and they got replaced by Kobe Bryant memorials. You know what I mean? Like you can't walk six blocks in the city without seeing a fucking Kobe Bryant memorial. And there's no graffiti on any of them. That's the way it should be, exactly. Yeah.

They don't fuck with that. They don't fuck with Kobe. I mean, I'm still, I want to give the Crips Ari Shaffir's location, like, every day. I'd love... Just give the Aryan brotherhood. Well, they don't like Kobe. He's white. But yeah, anyway, it's just, yeah, that was a terrible day.

Worst day ever. But I had a good time on that day. You brought me great flowers. You bought me Lakers-colored flowers. Me and Richie. I was living with Richie at the time. Yeah. And we heard, and we're like, I guess we're going over to Devin's.

And we stopped to get, like, beer, I think. And then we saw there was a flower stand, and we got purple and yellow Lakers colored flowers. You got them before everybody else bought them. Yeah, and I wanted to get a black Mamba, the snake, like an actual snake. Give me a snake. Give me a point. You wanted to buy me the most deadly snake four thousand dollars from sudan and i wanted to scare him with it in a briefcase

full of cash like kill bill yeah exactly yeah that was a crazy day i've never been hit up by more people ever other than that like honestly that day i got hit up by people i hadn't seen 15 years that was how ingrained my identity was with kobe like i was i was being dm'd by people that i hadn't talked to and in literally 15 years like people remember like the first thought that they had was like oh devon in high school or whatever everyone knew this everyone saw that and they were like that's horrible you know for for the family and everything but they're also like holy shit that guy i met 13 years ago he might kill himself i think you were probably sadder than some of kobe bryant's real family i probably was yeah i uh he meant absolutely everything to me yeah he has a second cousin somewhere he was the most consistent figure

in my life i think devon was sadder than first cousins. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Damn. And maybe even like brothers? Maybe his mom. Oh, damn. What's his mom's name, dude? Kobe's mom? Yeah. I don't know. I think it's Joy. It's Joy. Damn. Let's light up.

I'm pretty sure it's Joy. Kobe's mom's name. I remember when Mike D'Antoni got rehired. And I remember I was laying in my. I remember when Mike D'Antoni got rehired. And I remember I was laying in my bed. Who's Mike D'Antoni? Pam! Fuck, I fucked him. It's Pam.

It's okay, buddy. Kobe's fucking rolling over in his grave right now. It's August 23rd, though. It's nine days after mine. It's three days after mine, bro. Well, that's... John's is closer, dude. You don't deserve that.

So, yeah, I remember Mike D'Antoni got rehired. And I remember, like, waking up to, I remember Mike D'Antoni got rehired, and I remember, like, waking up to— Who was Mike D'Antoni? Mike D'Antoni was the guy that ruined Kobe's career. He overplayed him because he was a shitty coach that benched Pau Gasol and made Pau shoot threes, and the Lakers sucked. So Kobe had to play a bunch to get them into the playoffs.

So is this a bad coach? He tore his Achilles trying to get them into the playoffs. So Phil Jackson left or something and this guy took over? Phil Jackson left a while ago. They hired a bunch of shitty coaches like Mike Brown and shit. They were gonna rehire Phil Jackson finally.

And it was all gonna finally work out. But the Jim Buss, the little shitty kid, the son of Jerry Buss' son, who thought he had it all figured out, didn't want Phil to get the credit for the Lakers' success because everyone knows, oh, if Phil comes on, it'll work.

He didn't want that to happen. He wanted to make a new move where he's like, he's going to get the credit. Like, no, we need to be fast-paced. He wanted to make a new move. He's like, he's going to get the credit. No, we need to be fast-paced. He wanted to look like a hero. Yeah, so he hired Mike D'Antoni, who's an idiot, who has never had a team that plays any defense, and his teams will never go anywhere.

And so he hired that guy. That guy kept failing. Why didn't Kobe just be like, hey, fuck off, D'Antoni? Kobe was going to leave, wasn't he? Why didn't Kobe just be like... Kobe demanded fuck off, D'Antoni. Kobe was going to leave, wasn't he? Why didn't Kobe just be like... Kobe demanded a trade in 2007. Oh, that's right. And then they got him help.

They got him pow. They traded for pow and everything. Why wouldn't Kobe just be like, hey, guys, I know D'Antoni's the coach, but let's just do my strategy. Well, here's the weird problem. Kobe's a team player. Kobe looked up to D'Antoni as a kid. D'Antoni was one of his favorite players as a kid because he was from Italy.

D'Antoni played for the Italian team. Right. So Kobe had a lot of respect for D'Antoni as a kid. D'Antoni was one of his favorite players as a kid because he was from Italy. D'Antoni played for the Italian team. So Kobe had a lot of respect for D'Antoni, so it was one of those things where it was like, yeah, it wasn't the right move, but he was trying his best to be like, okay, alright, let's try, we'll try this. Also, Kobe wasn't, this is the new

age where they'll just ruin the whole team over being upset over one issue. Kobe wasn't like that. It was just like okay, this is the army I'm with. But yeah, so Jim Buss called Phil Jackson thought he had the job. It was like pretty much done.

They thought it was done. Jim Buss called him at midnight to tell him he didn't get the job. So that's obviously like he was obviously very like personally he had some personal resentment. didn't get the job. So that's obviously, like, he was obviously very, like, personally, he had some personal resentment. Sure.

And told him he didn't get the job and then gave it to D'Antoni. And the rest is history. The team was terrible. Kobe played one of the greatest

seasons of his entire career in 2012, 2013. You can't bring up Kobe around. I know. Well,

the thing is, I just remember he got rehired and I woke up to Devin. I literally thought Devin had suffered a terrific, like a horrible accident. Oh, shit. You were living with me when that happened. I was living with you, and I remember I thought you were in pain. Like you had accidentally cut yourself or something. Yeah, I was in my room.

He was screaming in pain. I remember hearing about this because I guess this is what I heard is, this is just what people were saying at the time. Ida heard first. She wasn't around then. I don't know. That was Kobe's death. It was Kobe's death.

What the fuck? What are you talking about? This is way before Ida. When D'Antoni got hired over Phil Jackson. And I knew it was fucked. If they hired Phil, Kobe would have six rings. Kobe would have six championships right now. Also, if they didn't fucking veto the Chris Paul trade.

There's a lot of things that happened near the end of Kobe's career that were also devastating and tragic and he shouldn't have gone through. But he did his best. But D'Antoni got hired. They sucked. Kobe had to play every fucking game, every minute.

He was like 34 years old. What's Kobe's favorite color? Purple and gold. Perfect. Great answer. Great answer. Anyway. Now we have to cut you off. Why don't we get to this Joey and I

were recently on, and John, we were on a Ted Kaczynski live stream. Whatever that means. What a weird sentence. Joey, why don't you explain what was going on for a second? Yeah, so Ben Avery hit me up and was like... The great Ben Avery.

He messages me and goes, this guy has been trying to get me on a show for a long time and i just haven't really been responding to it but he now just sent me this thing they're doing a ted kaczynski episode tomorrow and then he goes do you want to come on with me because he knows that i am sort of fascinated by tech you're not sort of it's almost devoted your entire life to tech what are you talking about? I mean, you've been willing to ruin this podcast. You've been willing to ruin

your life over Ted Kaczynski. No, Joey loves two things. You're obsessed with bombs. You're like a kid with a rubber ducky. If I was your father, I would throw you a fake bomb in the bathtub to be like, play with this, Joey.

That's a perfect way to describe it. I like bombs in the same way that a kid likes monster trucks. Or like cowboys and Indians. You're obsessed with bombs. He's the P.T. Barnum of fucking bomb threats. You love bomb makers. You're a big fan of bombs. I like true crime stuff, and I like technology.

And bombers, it's just like a great combo. It's like the criminals that are brilliant and they're great with technology and they make really high-tech things to kill people. I think it's fascinating. I don't know.

I love it. It is fascinating to be able to kill that many people with one boom. Sometimes it's two or three. A couple booms sometimes. A little diesel

and some Tannerite. Mix it together, you know, you have a little party. No, I mean, like, nobody on earth says the word Tannerite more than you. That isn't up to anything. Right, right, right. You're not doing anything, but you say Tannerite. I feel like Tannerite comes out of your mouth all week. Yeah, I'd say it a lot.

We're walking to the gym, and you're just talking about Tannerite. Yeah, but so Ben hits me up, and he's like, hey, you don't want to do this. And so Ben just was like, I'll do your show, but Joey has to come on too. Right. And the guy was just like, sure. Like, yeah, whatever you want. So. Well, you're also becoming famed in the Lemon Party

world. Yeah, yeah. On Lemon Party, you guys told a couple of stories about me and so I'm sort of, there's like a lore Yes On Lemon Party I'm trying to make you famous buddy I appreciate it But so

Not you John No I'm good You need to do more pranks You don't do enough pranks I'm gonna start doing bombs I'm molesting kids Thank you I'll make you

You're like You guys are on Lemon Party Going like dude John Our friend John Is a crazy Our friend John is a crazy Our friend John is fucking crazy, dude. You think Joey's crazy.

Joey likes calling in bomb threats. John's a pedophile. But so Ben, I agree to do it. I asked the guy for, how do I call into this thing? And then Devin was over using the gym and I was like, hey, I got to do this weird Ted Kaczynski show. Like, why don't you just chill? And then John randomly got off work, and he works right down the street, and he just randomly shows up.

So Devin and John are just on my couch hanging out watching The Aviator. And I'm like, hang on, guys. Can we just watch another night? Yeah. Classic. And so I'm like, hey, guys, can we just pause this for a sec? I got to do this fucking stupid show with Ben. But yeah, so we did it, and it ends up being this show where it's a guy.

Here's a couple clips. It's really nice, cool people, but there are two certified geniuses on the show. I think this is one of the earliest clips that I was trying to look through stuff today. It's a two-hour live stream, so I didn't get everything. So here is when... I noticed the kind of changes that Chad was alluding to here. And by the way, there's two legitimate geniuses on the street. Yeah, so Chad has...

Chad Haig and Brian Cho. They're both... This guy is a math genius. The other guy, Chad Haig, is... I don't know. He's just math genius. The other guy, Chad Haig is, I don't know, he's just a genius. Chad Haig is a, he has a master's in some sort of literature master's. And then he's got published books and he's a Ted Kaczynski expert.

He's an expert on Ted Kaczynski. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As far as how people are... I think this is the first time you basically speak, Joey. I think I found this. You know, morphing over time into becoming more or less possessed. You get an idea of it. It's very...

Yeah, I mean... Ben is on it, too. I don't know what I'm allowed to say on your YouTube, but I think... You know, you speak like an academic, but I'll put it in the layman's terms. Yeah, people are becoming more fucking retarded with every passing day. That's safe.

Damn right. Is that a problem? Yeah, that's the simple way of putting it. Ben, you can see my fist in the lower corner. I'm rallying that. Devin does the black power fist for retard. The way people are starting to devolve. Guys, I...

Joey. I don't see what's so funny. I don't see quite what's so funny about this. I'm sorry, Jeremy. I'm sorry. No, and the other thing is. Hold on. My dog's barking.

One second. Yeah. Well, so I don't think it's that funny to say retard in 2023, and I am neurodivergent. And so you guys could avoid saying retard or faggot while i'm in here now nobody nobody said the f-word that's you say both words but you're offended by it but you guys you go the guy that's like guys retard and faggot really offends me can you not say retard or faggot i also forgot to mention that before the podcast, I had Ben message this guy and be like,

hey, my friend is on the spectrum. Please be patient with him. So Ben messaged him and he's like, hey, my friend, he's on the spectrum and just please be patient with him. And he's like a weird crypto millionaire. Right, right. That's what Ben said to him.

Which is perfect. You do look like a crypto millionaire. It now later becomes a little bit more clear that I'm trolling them and trying to be funny and stuff. But at this point, they all think that I'm an autistic guy. Yeah, so they have to go along with it because of that. Yeah. And because they are big fans of Ben.

So they're like, we'll do whatever Ben wants. Yeah. One, I think that one should still be safe for YouTube. But anyway, sure. No problem. Don't worry about it. We shall. All right.

So all right. So you are acting. You do a good job of acting, Neurodiver. Yeah, I was trying to act sort of. You started acting. I was doing a character. Yeah, you acted pretty retarded throughout. For the board here, is that okay, Lev?

Go for it. Ben got the Zevia. My question is, why didn't Ted Kaczynski just move to some third world shithole? Were they... Do you have another clip? Let's be fair here. Chad? Yeah, I have more clips. move to some third world shithole where they uh do you have another clip here chat yeah we have

i have more clips so then um there was a uh i i believe this segment at one point i start playing with a sword joey has a sword and i think i start playing with it i can't tell if that's this clip or john and i started we we decided to take our shirts off and wrestle in the back of this thing, and that was pretty wacky. Or universal when it comes to technology. This I'm getting a drink

in the back. Which has a lot of maybe the same ideas that you find in Kaczynski. You could hear the geniuses. They're geniuses. They're philosophers and sociologists whereas kaczynski was writing explicitly for the general public and he had a phd in pure mathematics so obviously he was familiar with uh conventions yeah yeah we get it

we get it nerd an extremely high level but he chose to simplify his language the entire time john and i are coming up with a plan to understand what he was talking about, but there's a lot of overlap between the ideas, so you find a more explicit reference

to time and place, and particularly the idea of the kind of universe that we're wrestling with our shirts off. Look at this slam. Boom.

By the way, John thinks like he actually slammed me. John doesn't understand comedy. We talked about this on the way over me. John doesn't understand comedy. We talked about this on the way over here. John doesn't understand comedy. I was purposefully letting him throw me around like a rag doll.

It was really funny looking. It looks really funny. That's not, if I was actually like fighting back, it wouldn't look like that. I could kick the shit out of John. You would have whooped my ass, dude. Yeah. Okay, you telling me I can't beat a man that looks like a testicle?

What an attack. You know a lot about fucking testicles, Devin. I know. That's why I love you so much because I'm gay and you look like a ball sack. Let's check the video out more. We're still wrestling. I look shredded in this, by the way. Shirts off wrestling.

I'm trying so hard not to laugh. They bring it up. Time and place that humans do. And it's something of an illusion to misread our understanding of these things into technology. For example, the fifth characteristic of modern technique

Ben wanted this to happen, but at the same time, he's like, God damn it. Yeah, Ben was also texting you throughout going like, God, these guys are really nice. Tell Joey not to be such a maniac. Yeah, he was like, they're actually a lot nicer than I thought. Don't do this. But we did it. Joey's about to spit tank here. Dude, I know.

I actually keep laughing a bunch. It's always operating at the largest scope possible. And insofar as it seems to be Western, this is kind of a historical contingency. With your big words. As far as technique. Western. We get it. It doesn't really apply to it.

The idea that spreading modern technology is a Westernization or that it's colonialism by other means. That's exactly what it challenges because the Western civilization itself is something which modern technology has to negate. A lot of people like this guy and he's considered smart. He's amazing. He's amazing.

He's great. I love him. It's great. It makes me want to listen to a lot of stuff. In the West was precisely because the moral and philosophical and religious ideals of Western civilization were roadblocks inhibiting it. For example, the mandate to not reduce people to instrumental objects. If he's so smart, how come he gets haircuts with a ball? Yeah, I don't know what's going on with that.

How come everyone that's so smart can't get a haircut? Is he wearing a Batman shirt? Are they incapable of getting haircuts? You go to the place, you go, give me a two on the sides and trim the top. Finger link the top. What is this haircut?

Why do geniuses not know that they look like shit? I think it's because... If you're so smart, how come you don't know how bad you look shit i think it's because you're so smart how come you don't know how bad you look i think he's so smart that he stops caring yeah that's that's my that's my guess okay i don't know i'm trying to defend him a little bit actually like that guy i like him too i think he's a really smart guy and that's why i'm wondering like why smart people can't just like put on a. To treat them as people rather than things. You find that within Christianity, but also explicitly formulated in Kant's ethics, given a philosophical explanation of the highest standard of rationality.

And this is something which modern technique found to be a problem because it has to turn all of us, even the seemingly most powerful, into. Here's another thing. He's very smart, but I guarantee if we met this guy and we said, hey, what's up to him, he'd be a little flustered. Oh, that happens constantly throughout this show. So if you're so smart, how come saying what's up flusters you? Well, they lose the lower end.

If somebody can't respond to what's up, it seems like you're dumb. Yeah. Yeah. You have to be like, what's up, it seems like you're dumb. Yeah. You have to be like, what's up with string theory? And then he'll be like, and then it loses. But if I just go, hey, what's up, Chad? He's like. He's like smashing his head out a window.

I'm like, well, that's not an intelligent response to a very easy question. I said, what's up? It's like social intelligence and emotional intelligence is missing probably. I care about social more. I'm a fan of social intelligence more. It's nice. Because it's what we all have to deal with, okay? Let's not act like there's not people that are already above you that make everything.

What are you doing? We don't need these people to socialize. Just put them in a hole. Yeah, just build shit. Stop talking. Just build it and shut the fuck up. Genius. Oh, you're so smart, but saying hello

flusters you? Sounds like a retard to me. Instruments and objects. That's another thing. These big words like objects. These words, these words, these words. Wow. Kidding, Chad. Kidding, Chad

Haig. I think I started playing with a sword at one point in Joey's background. Joey had a samurai sword. Thought it'd be funny to play with. So, for example, I think that there is something that brings Joey and his friends over

there to engage in a sexy wrestling play in the background. It was extremely sexy. They were distracted by it because of how sexy it was, obviously. While Ben looks on with a little glimpse of

satisfaction in his eyes like Gendo Akari watching Shinji get into the gun for the first fucking time. I love you guys so I think I love you I love you so it's one of my biggest pet peeves when somebody cuts me off so I go for it Ben's died Chad is rolling his eyes he doesn't know what's happening um and so but if we could just if we could not can we edit that out where my friend i don't do uh can you relax please there's like uh i don't know i mean there's a i think this is live. This is live.

This is all the way live. I'm sorry. What did we do? The wrestling stuff. I don't know. There's like two literal geniuses on this thing. I'm not playing with a sword. I mean, okay.

Let's take a step back. It was a little tussle. It was just a fight. Yeah. This is probably one of the strangest streams that I've ever done before. Because on one hand, I one hand like cross this way, cross this way. You have two absolute geniuses. And then you have the merry pranksters over here.

The merry pranksters. I like that, Lev. Everyone check out Lev Polyakov, BreakThe break the rules.tv you can watch the whole live stream if you want we uh we really uh had a tremendous lack of respect for it wait i want to find a way that we could actually have the two real math genius or either just say that by the way hey devon we were we were talking on facebook before i wanted you to come on btr and here you are though i know i like i don't know i'm sorry but i heard your name and it was familiar to me so it's nice to see you nice to see you too i'll talk to you later i'm sorry sorry we

had a we ran up we had a bet and we i lost and I lost, and he won, and he needed to wrestle me naked. We're trying to level out the IQ. I don't know what's going on, because Joey loves Ted Kaczynski. Joey's made it. That was our main goal. We were trying to level out the intelligence. Yeah. You know, it's like you can't just be showboating.

These guys were hot-dogging it, these nerds. Yeah, they were. They were just, like, through the legs with different words and it, these nerds. Yeah, they were. They were just like through the legs with different words and theories and it's like enough already. No. You know, it's like if you care so much, go work for the government. Fucking behind a camera on a

stupid live stream. You're not changing the world. Fucking get to it. It's kind of silly. It's, you know, he's bloviating. It really is a little silly. He's bloviating all day behind a camera in your fucking apartment. It's like, what are you actually doing for the world? Yeah, we get it. You're smart.

Why don't you go fucking make a fix? Why don't you go fix cancer? How about that? They get semi-obnoxious at certain points. Fix cancer! Brian is actually, he was down to earth and humble. His whole thing, he was like a math Olympian. There's the math Olympics.

I couldn't find that. You made some jokes about him at the end. You said he made COVID and stuff with math. Yeah, yeah. I said, did you have to use complicated math when you invented COVID-19? That's really good. Joey got oddly racial. That was very good.

Let's see what this is. I pulled up a couple clips. I think there was something funny. I play with the sword. I play with the sword here. When Ted Kaczyns He makes this observation. Is he talking about, you know, when he's talking about basically this increasing push towards

uniform This is what needs to happen more often. Look at the geniuses. They don't understand the merry pranksters. Yeah. Playing with a sword. It's a fun time. And then at one right? Playing with a sword. Is that something that is, you know?

It's a fun time. And then at one point, Joey starts flexing. He just gets bored. Well, the chat started calling him fat. They started calling him fat. I was like, show him what's up, Joe. Well, one of the great bits is, well, maybe this should go first. Listen, I think you're flexing. Wow.

Holy shit. Look at this. People are mad at genius. I did a cripple once. I did a cripple once, and people thought I was like 35. You flex all you want nothing's gonna be more impressive than Brian's age I completely forgot I was on the show. Well, speaking of these friend groups, can you just take a step back here? Because I think this is the silver lining in this technosphere we're in right now.

Like Ben... Oh yeah, the guy, he thought I was like... Lev thought he met me at Skank Fest. Yeah, that was weird. Which is strange. I think this is that club. Devin Costa over there in the back. Like, you guys found each other through the comedy space.

That was like a way for you to make some friends. I mean, obviously through Tim Dillon as well, and through like Joe Rogan's network and all that. And I found a similar sense of friendship in Skankfest, which I attended back when it was in New York City several times. And Devinin i think that's when we first met right like we first met at skank fest no i i've never been to skank fest no gang fest that's an imposter okay all right i take that back but i met this skank fest i don't have a wheelchair As soon as he gets a cleft palate,

he's going to be there. Now my face burns off. His face burns off. Wait, I'm serious. I haven't met you, man. Okay, it was just through the internet. I'm having false and plundered memories

just because I remember meeting a lot of great people who are in comedy and that kind of environment. You have a lot of false memories? I have a lot of dreams. This is weird. What are we talking about here? The guy thought he met me. I never met Lev.

I haven't met Lev yet. He either was trying to sound cool and be like, I know comedians. I should just let it happen. I just can't let anyone. That would have been so weird if you pretended that you met. I have self-respect. I can't let anyone think they saw me at Skank Fest four years ago. Or the other option.

Like I was wandering around like a rabid dog. Well, we do have a theory that there's a Devin Costa every 100 yards. There are a ton of Devins out there. But I'm the only one. cost every 100 yards. There are a ton of Devins out there. But he might just have actual false memories, which would be even weirder. Yeah. Could be a Manchurian candidate. I don't know,

but it was strange. It was strange. Go to 33 minutes. I recorded about 383 now since 2017. I have an entire diary full of these start explaining I have like an entire diary Full of these things I keep revisiting the same places over and over Okay

I'll go back a little bit Because Ben makes me talk about Ted Here we go You start going off on Ted Kaczynski If anyone knows the Joey's hero Joey's Kobe is ted kaczynski if anyone uh knows the hate watch pod they know that joey's hero is joey's kobe is ted kaczynski joey's made a sketch about ted kaczynski i don't know what's going on right now yeah so yeah sure sure you made a very funny sketch about uh ted sure absolutely

so my thing with tech is i mean you can see b in the lower right-hand corner, the Asian math whiz. He's just turning us all into an equation in his mind. Just things flying past him. He just sees the dimensions of our bodies, and he's like, that's like 18-inch diameter, not a 25-inch width. And if I put that together, they'll become a bomb. At one point, I just go, 192 times 568, go.

And he got it? No, I stumped him. You stumped him? You couldn't figure that out? I wanted to grill him on it even harder, but he did something where it's like, oh, I can't even remember what numbers you said, and I'm like, I'll just bail him out. I was hoping that he would be able to do it. That'd be so sick.

Couldn't remember the numbers. Such a genius. Can't remember the numbers. Such a genius. Can't remember the numbers. Sad. I could. There's way too much focus on the things that he allegedly did. Brian. Ciao.

Ciao. The hardware that he developed and possibly put into the mail and stuff like that. By the way, just real quick. These guys were great sports. They were all great sports. They were good. This is me saying that people focus on Ted Kaczynski's bombs too much. Well, you went into it.

You acted like you never knew he even sent bombs in. Yeah, my goof was that I'm a big fan of his men's rights activism. And I wasn't aware that he made bombs. You had no clue that the bombs were an afterthought. You were just like, no, he's just trying to get men to stand up for themselves. And then after finding out that he made bombs, I'm like, guys, can we just not talk about the bombs?

Enough of the bombs, guys. That's like, those are rumors. I'm not quite sure if they even have enough evidence to convict him. And so I think his lawyer is kind of screwed in many senses. He's screwed by his lawyers. He so I think his lawyers kind of screwed him in many senses. He was screwed by his lawyers.

He was screwed by his lawyers! They're real shitty lawyers. His lawyers are assholes, dude! More so, what I think about is the fact that he was a ninja guy, and he had a great body. He was an ectomorph.

His body type, he was slim, and he was long. Is this where you say that if Ted used his fists, a lot more would be dead? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so. I think so. That's one of the best quotes I've ever heard. If Ted Kaczynski

used his fists, there'd be a lot more dead. Abs. And nobody ever talks about how hot he was you know and the guy had big big old traps on and he was out hiking and clearing trails

and he was a hard working honest to goodness guy that I just sad as hell I mean I find similar things by the way people who live God It's sad as hell Honest to goodness guy I mean I find similar things by the way And they respond

They have to respond normally No this guy keeps trying to Being like very good point That guy Excellent point Bro He's doing like insane mental gymnastics To try to spin the insanely dumb shit

that i'm saying into like like how it might be intellectual yeah yeah uh it's beautiful in the british empire who went to live in like south africa or you know different places like in india for example they seem to have a glow about them right like chad i don't know if you've experienced the same thing with yourself going from the united states to india but i think even though i think joey tried to make that he lives in india chad yeah yeah how is his roof not made of snakes how does he have a drywall roof i don't get it joke i think there is actually a lot of legitimacy to what joey said about right he's doing it there's a lot of legitimacy a lot of legitimacy to what Joey said about that. Right. He's doing it. There's a lot of legitimacy.

A lot of legitimacy to what Joey LaFleur says. This guy's doing karate. Yeah, where your experience is the same, like when you moved to India from the United States. Skip ahead. He goes on a lot about food in India. Skip ahead. Go to when Joey's showing pictures of him. I don't know where that is.

I'm talking about just like a couple of minutes. He's talking about how in India they have food. Oh, you're talking there. Go back a little bit, yeah. Really compensate for the loss of flavor. A lot of these packaged processed foods in America, they say that if they weren't super sweet, you wouldn't even be able to eat them

because the actual taste of the material would be so terrible. Good point, Chad. Good point. I do have something on this and i'm not coming you you can't find a super cuts though because this is something that i've thought about a lot is and i agree with you 100 where these the bread is empty calories and ted kaczynski would eat 10 grams of protein per pound of body weight and that's part of the reason that he got so jacked.

You're just obsessed with Ted Kaczynski being jacked. You're just treating him like a body builder. That's your whole main point. You're on this live stream to talk about Ted Kaczynski's traps. I think he's a whole main point. You're on this live stream to talk about Ted Kaczynski's traps. I think he's a famous bodybuilder, yeah.

You literally don't even know anything about the bomb. No, I think he's like a model. You're just like, he was a model. He was a model? And a guy that was eating these new American foods that are sort of worthless nutritionally. Look at Ben. Ben is dying. And he would focus on lean meat,

chicken, he would eat a ton of salmon that he caught himself, by the way, which people don't talk about. People never talk about how Ted did his own fishing. So what? He blew up a couple

secretaries. He decapitated a couple secretaries. He was a great fisherman. He was a fisherman. He hunted. He was a fisherman at heart. He chopped his own wood. That's what really gets lost in the Ted Kaczynski narrative is that he chopped his own wood, folks. Exactly.

He would build his body up to a point where he had strength. Look at Ben. Aesthetically, he looked perfect, but it was functional strength. Functional strength. Aesthetically, he looked perfect, but it was functional strength. Functional strength. And so that's why I hate when people go on about the bomb stuff. The bomb stuff!

I swear to God, no one ever talks about that. You think he could have done what he did with just his bare hands. Oh, God. Thank God he chose to use bombs because a lot more people would have been dead if he went out there with his fists. I love you so much. I love you so much. Oh, I love you. Oh, that's amazing.

That's amazing. A lot more people would have been dead if he used his fists. Has anyone ever had that narrative on Ted Kaczynski before? No, I mean, how could they? It's a really weird thing to say. No, you have to be deranged. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's beautiful. Hey, Brian loves it.

It's beautiful. Yeah, Brian was like a big fan. Yeah. It's beautiful. Brian was a big fan. Brian loved you. He was laughing a bunch. You made a bunch of racist COVID jokes to Brian. I kept confusing him for different types of Asians. You said Japanese, Korean, Chinese. You prepared

all day with me. You told me in the first 20 minutes I'm going to say he's Chinese. The last 40 I'm going to say he's Japanese. The last 40 I'm going to say he's Japanese. And then the last half he'll be Korean. Yeah, he said that. I accused him of engineering COVID-19 in China. Then he said something really humble.

Oh, you fucking idiot. He said something really humble. And I was like, see, that's why I love Japanese people. They're so humble They're so honorable And then It's funny to be racist In a complimentary way

You keep trying to compliment them But you keep getting Who they are wrong There was a Korean one too I can't remember I think it was like Squid Games Or something I was like Squid Games or something. I was like, you guys think you're the king of pop culture just because you made

Squid Games? I mean, you got one show. That was great. Oh, fuck. Yeah, it was a fun time. We had a fun time. John and I got to wrestle shirtless. I pulled the sword out. You were going crazy. It was a good time. Everyone check out BreakTheRules.tv to watch the full stream.

This is just a small part of it. I find it well worth it. The one other funny part is that one hour, 47 minutes, if we want to watch. Jesus, you really did your homework, pal. One hour and 47 minutes. I'm trying to get a real Brian Chow right now, dude. Yeah, no, I just trying to, you know, it's kind of a slam dunk when you don't have to come up with new material.

We're basically just like, hey, I already did a funny thing. Yeah, right. We're just kind of like recapping the thing, but it's worth doing, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was so funny. Lower abs are. I mean, we get the conversion.

What is this? You're talking about abs again? We get that. I appreciate you fucking. ...around because because you know he's insecure. Joey is deflecting because he's insecure about his intellect

frankly. He hasn't By the way, Ben, talking like you What do you mean? You're very influential. What do you mean talking like me? Quite frankly. People copy you all the time. I do. Ben does. We all copy you.

I think friends just do that to each other. But I'm just saying, it's very funny. For being a brutal drunk, you're very influential. That's a bit much. A lot of really influential brutal drunks.

A lot of great brutal drunks. You should start writing. Winston Churchill. Very influential brutal drunk. Imagine Joey's book. Joey's like Bukowski level book. Joey's like, buddy, buddy. Buddy, I love Kaczynski, pal.

I have a small drunken brain. No, I mean, that's why Joey, you see, he has to work out, he has to have muscles, he has to wave katanas around. I just made fun of Ben. Ben was in the middle of telling something about, like, Joseph Campbell or something. Who's the guy

that invented Mormonism? No. Who's Joseph Campbell? He wrote, like, The Hero's Journey, and he's, like, He's obsessed with storytelling. Ben really likes him. How about all these guys cum? How about you just cum once and then you stop talking about your stupid shit?

I agree. Enough of your theories. Just fucking have ass sex. How about that? How about you fuck a woman in the ass once and you realize that you don't need any more theories on life. So in the middle of him

talking about Joseph Campbell, I said something like, hey Ben, later tonight when I'm trying to go to sleep, could you call me and just repeat exactly what you're saying right now? And so Ben is now attacking me back. That's why he's being rude. That's the context here. Because mind is, he has to make up for it in a

other way. I can't even do a few words. Joey may have a weak mind, but Joey has a big heart. Joey has a strong heart. Lev's a great guy. Love Lev for saying that. But I don't like that he said you have a small mind. What do you like him for?

I like that he appreciates us and that he let this happen. He let it happen. He didn't get all weird. We talked to him after the live stream ended. He was a nice guy. I like all these guys, to be honest. They're all great. I just told Joey's heart's big because of the HGH.

Oh, shit. Joey's heart is big because of all the steroids. You guys are extremely smart. Joey is juicing, by the way. It's completely artificial. Also, everyone's so late. They're all so late to the program with that. To the steroids?

You haven't juiced in eight months. I don't know. It might be longer. I actually can't remember. About a year. I think you stopped doing steroids like a year ago. I was doing such a small amount of TRT, I realized that it wasn't enough.

I would either have to do a lot more. No. I mean, you're shredded. You're the only person I knew. I had a perfect diet, and I was lifting all the time. You were doing steroids. Before that, you were doing steroids, and you were doing steroids to eat breakfast burritos.

And I was doing steroids and not lifting weights. You weren't doing anything. You were just on steroids and also eating it's because my friend my friend messaged me and was like hey dude i just started doing trt it's fucking awesome and i'm like why what are you talking about are you like going to the gym he's like no it just makes me feel like more energized and i just feel good so then i just started doing it and then finally i like six months later, I started lifting and I got semi jacked for a little bit.

Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. So that's what Ben's talking about. All right. How sad is it that this man's juicing? It barely looks like he works out, by the way. I'm actually, so I can bench over 375 pounds.

Can you? No, no, no. I think I benched 315 at like three reps. It was my max bench ever. I haven't lifted weights in fucking six months. You got to do resistance training, Joey. I mean, it's Andrew Huberman. I'll get on Huberman's program.

Incel lookalikes kind of cracking up about my strength. I'm more part of my strength, and I don't like you guys making me look like that. Joey, frankly, I think you're jealous of the fact that I look a little bit like Ted Kaczynski, who you were complimenting as this sort of

Greek god-looking guy earlier. We're the one calling in the Ubermensch and talking about how hot its lower abs are. I mean, we get the convergence. You're Googling photo. Joey's gay bash is not going over well. There's a lot of things that miss.

Yeah. Well, listen, guys, why don't we fucking wrap this up? Because this show... I'm not Ben Avery. I'm not a podcast producer, but I... Listen. You shit on him. And it's not a great show.

It's not a great show. And so let me do my plugs. And Chad and Brian, by the way, I would like to apologize for Lev. He, this, I don't know why he thought you guys, your time was best spent on something like this. When you have these great genius minds,

you can be solving problems. You can be, you know, doing all kinds of creative, interesting things. I don't know what either. Lev put a fake bookcase behind him because he's trying to... You say that the host of the show is faking being a reader? Yeah. That he put a fake bookcase behind?

Yeah, he's like fake smart. And the other guys are... Like he's got a big poster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you can even hear me and John dying. Chad is like obviously a genius. Brian is too. And we're sitting here. Lev can't shut up

about fucking Ted Kaczynski's upper body. You just gaslight everybody. If I could just do a final closing thing and I'll let you guys get back to doing it. See, they realize I'm trolling at this point. Yeah, they get it.

They finally get it. An hour and 45 minutes in. Oh, wait, go back. I think I talked over a good one. You guys do. Watching furry porn. These are the guys if you think of furry porn these are the faces I imagine

just like a weird kind of quirky little tip if you mix aluminum with rust alright I'm going to have to mute you now this is getting hard now he muted me a hundred times. Yeah, because you were about to fucking give the ingredients to make a bomb. Well, yeah.

Throughout the podcast, John kept feeding me bomb recipes. And so I would pepper them in. John would be like, dude, like fucking aluminum and rust. And then I would say, and I kept trying to educate the listeners on how to make balls. Right. Okay. All right. Let's see if anyone...

I don't want my channel to be taken down by this fucking stream today. It will burn through an inch. It will burn through an inch. I was trying to say that, yeah. Have the ability to permanently mute. Like, I don't understand it. What's the point of the mute button when somebody can just unmute it? Anyway. A bunch of match heads

in a tent. Alright, so Brian, you unmuted again. You keep unmuting him. Brian, plug whatever you want to plug. Any final thoughts on the spiritual stuff? Whatever you want to say, now is the time to say it. And let us know about the AI project once again that you're working on.

Yeah, sure. You can find all the reporting at Cactus.com. Did you say anything else after this, Joey? I can't remember. They do their plugs. I think there was one more funny thing. You'll see Joey get animated in the little preview. Just check out the...

Oh, here, you're talking here that was that was no it's actually that was the covid thing go back the actual answer is that like live human it's favorable that they like i don't understand it what's the point of the mute button when somebody can just unmute it i anyway in terms of neutral institutions in terms of people who are already kind of you interrupt him him. I think so. I think it's favorable that they have... It's best that they have an option, right? And I just want to make sure that that's there. Which is the spiritual stuff.

I think, you know, I think the stream has actually been pretty important in terms of... This stream has been important, he's saying. That's very important. I don't regret being here. I think, you know... This stream is that important, he's saying. That's very important. Being here, I think, you know. This stream changed the world. Having these jokes, having this very kind of live human experience. That has to happen.

Did it take a lot of complicated math when you invented COVID-19? That was actually a very important human experience. Genetically engineering viruses, in terms of the technology that already exists, is actually, you know...

He laughed, right? Brian laughed. He thought it was funny. He keeps laughing, too. He laughs even more. Thank Christ he laughed. Jesus Christ, that could have gone sideways. Well, I was reading the room.

He was laughing at all kinds of edgy stuff. And his whole thing is that he's working on AI, non-politically biased AI. So, you know, like chat GPT, if you ask it like... Oh, it's actually very helpful, non-politically biased AI. What do you mean? Because it all feels very politically biased now. No, so exactly. It's like if you ask chat GPT or whatever to

tell me a joke about Jews or something, it won't do it. But then it's like if you say tell me a joke about Christians, it will do a joke. Right, right, right. Interesting. Yeah. So he's trying to do some kind of neutral AI. Okay.

Well, that was great. Check out BreakTheRules.tv to watch the full live stream. It was a very fun time sitting in the background as Joey just fully trolled an intellectual

live stream. Yeah, it was fun. Ben is... Ben knew what he was doing. Ben's the Joker. He knows what he's doing. He always knows what he's doing. He's a honkler. He's a real honkler. He's a honkler. He didn't have you on for no reason. He didn't be like,

hey, have Joey on and Joey won't do anything. No, he brought me there to ruin their show. And I don't know if he wants me saying that, but it's a it's what he was doing it's very obvious to me oh yeah that's great have you uh oh my god i almost did an hour already jesus um have you guys seen this uh the tesla road ranger oh i fucking love this guy bro this guy there's this guy folks in a tesla in la like right by my where i live like right around us all the time he's he they haven't

caught him yet it's been a month he's he he's a fucking maniac he's driving his tesla on the freeway and anyone that honks at him, or sometimes you don't even have to do anything, he gets out of his car in the middle of traffic, and he bashes your car up with a pipe, and he screams at you and says he's going to kill you. Have you seen this guy, Joey? I don't think so.

Oh, my God. I love the sounds of it. He's falling down, dude. Check out the Tesla Road Rager, my friend. Unbelievable. He dresses like a guy he looks like kaczynski he dresses like zelensky okay jesus christ what an awful was he wearing a little polo

i don't know but no not a stranger that's how you would dance if you're significant this guy right there coming next sam smith just hit a car. That's how you would answer if you're a significant other. This guy right there. Coming up next, Sam Smith. Just hit a car. Guess who's coming to town. Yeah, he keeps hitting cars in his Tesla. Yeah, he hits them. He just hits them. Because he thinks, like, I think he thinks Teslas are just, like, special cars that can

just, like, bump people. They have really good safety rating. Are there multiple videos of this guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got, he's in, like, five different road rage incidents. I love that.

Yeah. And he's still not caught. He's, like, very dangerous. He's a feral man. In he's still not caught. He's like very dangerous. He's a feral man. Which car is it? It's this car. Oh, shit. He hit his car.

I like this guy in the big, tough truck being a massive pussy about the Tesla. Yeah, by the way, what type of car is that, John? It's got to be some sort of big pickup truck or something. He's got a big shaker hood on it or something. Hey, Siri, call 911. Siri refuses to call 911 in this, by the way. Look at him.

Oh, hell yeah. He's like, I'm gonna crash into you and then I'm gonna fucking attack you. Yeah. I kind of love this guy. I would have rear-ended his fucking car. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's really fast.

I love this guy. The acceleration is remarkable. Did you know that he has to go? It's instant. Teslas can go, you can go up a hill and you can go the same speed you would be going on any surface because of the electricity

isn't that crazy and so he's been involved in tons how are people because he keeps assaulting people he can't stop assaulting people he's on the same freeway like every time.

Well, the crazy thing is imagine the people don't have cameras. He's on the two. Right. He must be doing this way more. He's on the two

like right by my house. Yeah. We saw the shocking dash cam video of a man running a driver off the two freeways. No, you're allowed

to watch that. Very good. Now we're learning they weren't the only ones. Shut up. You have your own vape, you fuck. No, I don't. Two details. Christian. What are you talking about? I ain't fucking Now we're learning they weren't the only

Details Christiane Talking about a fucking Colleen David who among us have not dealt with our fair share of road rage in this town, right? But this is something else entirely In the past 24 hours since airing this video of a man swinging at a driver's vehicle. Hell. Yeah, look at him Hell yeah. Look at him. Look at him. Imagine this guy running out of his Tesla.

This guy kicks ass. No, he won't be caught. He, like, can't be caught. He's been around for months. He's a bad boy. They can't catch him. He's a simple bad boy. It looks like he's at an MMA gym every fucking day.

Joey, it's fucking Mustang Sally from The Sopranos. She's in a Tesla. ...storage facility in Atwater Village two months ago and said when she turned a corner, the man got out of his car unprovoked and harassed her. Oh, this is him in a storage... She started recording. Yeah. Storage place. You better go outside of Cali where you came from.

I know where I'm from. Yeah, you ain't from Cali. I'm born and raised in LA. After the video, she told us... Yeah, you went from Cali facility management Then tried to move on with her day. I ended up leaving and At the red light he comes after me. He literally comes after me literally barely literally barely like technically came after me basically Of his vehicle towards another on side streets in Pasadena. Did he just fucking slap the mirror?

Yeah, he just hit the mirror. ...getting out of the same charcoal Tesla with no plates on the freeway. We gotta look for this guy. Oh, dude. He just finds problems. He's just looking for a problem. Let's go look for him after this. I love him. Let's go hunt him down. We'll hunt him down after this.

I love a guy looking for a problem. He's such an aggressive driver. He's got the pipe. He bashes your fucking front light out. Look at him run. Look at him. He's chasing cars all over the freeway. He's trying to break the mold of what

people think tesla owners are they yeah they think tesla owners are and he's trying to break that you think he's like really insecure about owning it i think he's insecure about owning an electric car this is electric vehicle insecurity there's also something wrong with his brain and he's also got mental damage he's also got mental damage like He's also got mental damage, like I just said. Exit in this video before he jumps out of his car and runs towards the hitting cars. All he does is hit cars. He's like the fucking predator. He's maybe my favorite person ever. This guy needs to fight Gregory.

Yeah, and Gregory just like summons a tsunami to kill him. We need to make a mural of this guy. Two years ago, I brought a new car that was economical for me. And I don't know what I'm going to do. Oh, shut up. Shut up. Call your insurance and handle it. I was waiting for him to jump out of his car and bash this news anchor in the head.

It was pipe. Is that it? Fuck. I thought I had more road rage. Did they catch him yet? Is there news? It's been a while. Tesla road rage caught.

Yeah. There's a lot of these that are just, cause I guess Tesla's have a ton of cameras on them. So there's like a lot of these. Oh, there's a million cameras. Yeah. There's just a lot of them are just random people. Don't they have his license plate? No, he's got that cover on it. Oh shit's like a lot of these. Oh, there's a million cameras. Yeah, there's just a lot of them are just random people. Don't they have his license plate?

No, he's got that cover on it. Oh, shit. He covers it. He's a genius. Yeah, he's got this like, they put these plexiglass or something covers on their license plate so they could use the fucking Fastpass lane looking tickets. I didn't know he was a genius. I just thought he was really cool and tough. Oh, he said he's really cool and tough and he's also smarter

than everybody. He's the smartest guy. He's really cool and tough and he's also smarter than everybody. He's the smartest guy. He's also the smartest guy alive. I love this guy. Anyway, should we head to the Patreon? Yeah, let's do it. Whichever one of these is a Patreon, we'll find out.

We should head to the next episode. Patreon.com slash hatewatchpodcast. Check us out. You can watch the episode where we try to reprimand Joey for calling in a bomb threat to a

law office. I seamlessly defend myself and I kind of end up owning everybody. He kind of ends up dominating. You end the episode thinking it would be a really wise idea for us to post the episode. We're kind of bowing to his intellect by the end of the episode. By the end of the episode, it's us just kissing his feet. Joey, I'm so sorry. You're actually right.

You're smarter than us. Okay, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. So check that out. There's some really great stuff on there. We watched The Whitakers from Soft White Underbelly on there. Ray, our favorite person, Ray from the Whittaker family.

I love Ray. Ray is amazing. Ray is just like... I mean, I wish everyone in my life barked. That would be nice. Wouldn't it be nice? It's sweet. Yeah, it's kind of adorable.

Matt, you're getting a phone call from me, and I'm just like... That's kind of like all the phone calls I get from you anyways. You have to figure it out. What did you say, John? What did you say, John? I can't repeat the joke. What did you say? It's bullshit.

Repeat it. No. Repeat it, scumbag. Anyway. Check us out. Patreon.com slash hatewatchpodcast. Thank you for listening. Check out BreakTheRules. Patreon.com slash HeyWatchPodcast. Thank you for listening. Check out BreakTheRules.tv

because I think that live stream is very funny and you should check it out. Obviously, we should. We basically showed you the highlights, so maybe don't check it out. It was good. There's more. Check out the Patreon, though,

and check out the archives. We're being posted on a new channel now because we've been stifled um but if you go to devin costa the channel that we used to post every all the episodes on the archives i uh created like a classic episodes playlist episodes that i thought were you know some of the best and also you know you could also just start from the beginning of the show. Yeah. That channel's currently banned.

Yeah. Fuck off, really? The whole channel? For three months. Oh, oh, oh, if I'm posting. That's why we moved to a new channel. But, you know, check it out. God bless you.

John, anything to say? You want to tell anybody where to get PrEP or how to have it? You can go down to CBS if you have a PrEP prescription and you can get your HIV pills. Of course you know that. You want to tell anybody about the glory holes around town? No, I don't, because I don't do any of that. I've never done anything like that.

It's always so funny when Devin Tresford, he didn't always be at a glory hole. Yeah, just suck off, dudes. Yeah, it would seem like every night we'd find him at a Gloria. Cummy. Drenched in cum. I only do it because I want attention. I escape for attention. I'm just so gay, I want the attention.

When the cops show up with those lights. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're going over the stall. Mr. Popularity over here at the Gloria. It makes me feel like I'm at the Oscars. You're like, oh, really? Oh, it's Piggy again. When those red and blue lights start flashing and they put a spotlight on you from the helicopter, I feel like I'm at the Oscars.

Devin's acting all cool. He's like, hey. He goes, guys, really? Again? You want to hang out again? It's like fucking World War Z. It's like World War Z. All the zombies running.

Just crowds of truckers sucking them all off. I don't have time to hang out again. To the LAPD. Guys, not again. You guys seem like really nice guys to me, but I just can't do it tonight. I'm really tired. I have a migraine.

Alright. God bless. Thank you.