Hate Watch with Devan Costa - The Bone Crusher

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

A sprawling 2 hour epic as we celebrate St Patty's Day with videos of an obnoxious hypebeast, Mobility Mary and her road rage, we write the Laughing Mom's an email, wrap it up with JGC and a new segment "Rapid City Round-Up" where we call Joey's friends back in South Dakota and get updates. Especially about the Bone Crusher Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Give me a shot of this stuff. What is it? John got some free booze from his bar. Old malt cask distilled at McDuff Distillery. It's aged 12 years. It's like a fake whiskey. No, it's real. It's real. It's one of 214 bottles.

It's got vanilla, fudge, malty notes. It's got honey. Somebody abandoned this at your bar. It's got Skittles. Love a good vanilla scotch. Yeah, it's got Skittles. Love a good vanilla scotch. Yeah, it's a fucking, I don't know. It was distilled in 2009.

Holy shit. Oh, so it's aged. Yeah, 12 years. That's good, right? Yeah. I've heard that's good with booze. It was bottled in 2022. The Old Malt Cask.

If anybody knows if this is good. Tell us if this is good or not. They spell coloring the British way, so you know it's real. So it's cultured, yeah. Nice. This was used to blow up cars of a Protestant. What is St. Patrick's Day about again? Wasn't it like a drunken snake stole a bunch of potatoes or something?

Yeah, yeah. Isn't that the story there? It was a leprechaun made a car bomb. That's right. the story there? It was a leprechaun made a car bomb. That's right. A leprechaun made a car bomb and killed Lord Mountbatten.

What is St. Patrick's Day all about? I think it's when he chased the snakes. Oh, God, do we want to do a shot that big? Oh, it's a narrow glass. It's a very strong whiskey. It doesn't look strong. It looks like fucking iced tea. 57.9.

Oh, that smells really bad. That's strong. That smells like... Yeah, you want to split ours? Sure. This smells like printer ink. Yeah, this is gonna be... I don't want to sound like a massive pussy. I'm gonna be drinking beers. Yeah, we're gonna be drinking this throughout the thing.

Cheers! Cheers, gents! Happy St. Patrick's Day. But I don't really... I'm celebrating to be drinking this throughout the thing. Cheers. Happy St. Patrick's Day. But I don't really... I'm celebrating the start of quarantine three years ago. Is this the anniversary? Pretty sure. I remember 2020, like St. Patrick's Day. There was a lot of people celebrating it at home.

A lot of people beating their wives. Quarantine was happening because I was celebrating St. Patrick's Day in Baltimore. It started on St. Patrick's Day. That was crazy. It's a good day for this country. I think a lot of Americans, they're dying their insulin green today.

That's good. That's strong. Never been a St. Patrick's Day celebrator. It's a bullshit. I'm wearing green. I'm trying. Never been a St. Patrick's Day celebrator. It's a bullshit. Never really gave a shit. But I'm wearing green. I'm trying. I didn't even notice.

Green on, right? I got a green jacket. You want a little bit more, Judo? Sure. There we go. The sign is green. Oh, God. It's pretty gnarly, right?

It's like it's so strong, it's what gives them their heavy accent. I know. Because their tongue is all drunk. Yeah, I'm just wondering. They're just like, what's going on? What the fuck is... Why do you keep reading it? It's so fascinating. It's like a fucking Doc Bronner's bottle

or something. You're going to find something new on the label. McDuff. I've heard of McDuff. Have you? Yeah. Was that the name of your boyfriend? Oh, wow. You're on fire. Weak gay jokes to start off. Weak. You're reading it again. I'm nervous.

I like scotch. He's got nothing today. I got a bunch of scotch. Every time I bomb tonight, I'm just going to grab this and read it. It's the first time John's read in years. John only reads nutrition facts.

And then ignores them. Well, I don't know. I pulled up like a... I typed in like St. Paddy's Day fights. Oh, that'll be fun. There's like a guy yelling about a cheeseburger on St. Patrick's Day. Look at this.

I asked you for a cheeseburger. I'm sorry, what do you think? I asked you for a cheeseburger. Damn, dude. You wanna scream at me? I asked you to vote for me. You wanna scream you mean? I asked you for a cheeseburger. Damn, dude. You wanna scream at me? I asked you to vote for me. I asked you to vote for me. You wanna scream at me?

Don't scream at me. Hey, don't fuck with me, motherfucker. I'm gonna leave you. Patrick's Day, it's really, it's a holiday for fat guys that don't have a sports team. So they just, they're like, they're just green. They're just like, go Guinness! Yeah, I don't have any identity except I think one of my uncles is Irish

or something. I heard! There's like a Mick in my family somewhere. It's a big day for me. I am for a fucking cheeseburger! Maybe this guy's really angry because the employees are wearing orange shirts. Isn't wearing orange on St. Patrick's Day a big bad thing? Well, that's the name of the British colony that was in Ireland.

The Protestants. Right. The orange. The goddamn. Oh, my God. What's their name? The Sunkist. No, no Pope of Rome.

Yeah, Sunkist. Oh, man. That's going to kill me. I got to look this up. Well, whatever. Keep talking. Yeah. I want a cheeseburger.

Which one of you motherfuckers wants a cheeseburger? I will do this. I will do this. I will kill y'all. That looks like me. Look at that. He looks like he's yelling at me. Oh, wait.

Is one of these guys a jiu-jitsu guy? I think I've seen this. Wait, what? No way. I think a jiu-jitsu guy? I think I've seen this. Wait, what? No way. I think a jujitsu guy takes him down. Fuck yeah, dude. Is he wearing a... Look at me.

There's a Devin Cost every 300 yards. He's not good at jujitsu, but he does take this guy down. He literally looks like he's wearing your shirt. I didn't know I got in a big fight with Paul Wall in 2010. wearing a shirt. I didn't know I got in a big fight with Paul Wall in 2010. Imagine just eating alone there. Eating alone at Burger King

or any fast food restaurant, just sitting alone in one of those booths. On St. Paddy's Day. On St. Paddy's Day. So sad. He doesn't look drunk. Just pouring fucking brandy in your shamrock face.

That sounds good. A soft and bottomed chicken strip. Does he ever get taken out? I'm pretty sure that guy takes him down And his ass shows I think his asshole ends up becoming his clothes

You can't start fights in basketball shorts No All fat kids I grew up I had a real awareness of my basketball shorts I was constantly terrified of getting pantsed Being pantsed is one of the most embarrassing things That's happened to you?

No, but everyone used to pants each other back in the day. I used to be scared of it. Like, the boxers were on. I never had it happen, but I was looking for it when I was in, like, gym class. Yeah. It's like middle school's version of being, like, raped in prison.

Getting pantsed. And then at that age, you might have a curved dick because you've been jacking it with one hand for too long. What the hell? You know you have to jack off with the other hand to even out curvature, Joseph. That's not true. You didn't do that?

I looked into it on my own. I wrote a paper on it. That's why I didn't get into college. That's his entrance. I didn't get into college because that was my thesis paper. It was about how to even out curvature in your bendy dick. That was the name of my thesis. You applied to a PhD program with this, with a, how to even out your curve.

For whatever reason, Cornell turned me down. You all over those french fries, boy. Shut up. You fucked with the wrong mother dude I'll kick you in the chest I swear to god they're wearing like affliction St. Paddy's Day shirts like just

horrific ugly shirts this guy's not a jiu jitsu master by the way he does a sloppy takedown and he kind of like controls him on the ground but he's not good at jiu jitsu I just remembered I'll whoop you in this restaurant. Don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with me.

It's kind of crazy how we have an encyclopedic knowledge of street fights. Yeah. Oh. Well, why the fuck did you... Because his asshole is showing. Oh. Oh.

Look, he got bent. Yeah, he's doing it. He got taken down. Man, fat on fat Kron. Yeah, that's not gonna work. Oh, he's gonna go for the... Hell yeah. This is the eighth fight that day. Black dude's laughing his ass off. There's a bunch of horrified white people,

and then there's this guy. It's the best day of his life. Genuinely happy. He's having such a good time. This is like the equivalent of a bunch of puppies being released on you. Just licking you if you're a black dude. You just watch two fat white retards fight. Oh, shit. Oh, hell yeah. The camera is black. Oh, shit.

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reason. In Dallas? Or what do you mean? Dallas, yeah, in Dallas. Whataburger, are they only in Dallas? No, Whataburgers are like Southwest, but they're a Texas staple. Okay, but all Whataburgers draw St. Paddy's crowds. I don't know. I'm just saying this is in a Whataburger.

I imagine it's in Texas, and it's St. Patrick imagine it's in Texas and it's St. Patrick's Day and everyone's really into St. Patrick's Day. Got it. When I was in Dallas, they were very into it. It's a holiday for corporate, like people living in a neutered corporate landscape to get fucked up. Right, this is their pressure valve.

Let's let it go. Let's blow off some steam. Yeah. Is it always on a Friday Let's blow off some steam. Yeah. Is it always on a Friday? Or does it vary? It varies. I thought it's always on the 17th or... I don't know.

It's like Valentine's Day for your liver. Yeah. Basically. It's like Valentine's Day... Instead of the heart. Instead of the liver. It's the liver's Valentine's Day. It moves down south.

There's Hallmark cards you can buy to send your liver. Be like, I'm sorry, you're bloating. Dearest liver. Hey, dude. What is he doing? Come on, bro. I swear to God. How you doing?

How you doing? All right. Yeah, he's taking some classes. Yeah, he's done a few, and the fat guy's done zero. Yeah, that was good. Let's taking some classes. Yeah, he's done a few, and the fat guy's done zero. Yeah, that was good. Let's check this out. Oh, shit. This is a 16-year-old shares what she eats in a day,

and then she wrote her own bullshit thing. But, like, are we supposed to just pretend like this is normal and fine and these eating habits aren't putting a strain on our health care system, blah, blah, blah? This is fascinating to me because I watched it. habits aren't putting a strain on our healthcare system, blah, blah, blah. This is fascinating to me because I watched it.

This girl doesn't seem to understand that any of this is bad for you. Okay. And she's dying on camera. I mean, we're watching somebody die. What, is she eating ice cream and she thinks it's healthy? She shows us her whole day of food she buys. Okay. And she's all happy and into it.

Body positivity is essentially just like an accessory to murder yeah yeah it's like smoking cigarette positivity if you promote body positivity with fat people you're an accessory to murder you're killing people i understand if you're like a double double amputee or something you know what i mean like that should be like a burn victim like you know they should be not looked at like as if they're eating a lot no not they're eating a lot i'm saying like the body positivity you know what i mean right right like if you have like yeah no like i thought you meant like amputees that are trying to eat food to grow legs yes yep they're like starfish they're like if i eat enough it'll come back no but this shit's just absolutely disgusting yeah well but she's so she But she's so, she's got a, she's a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed fatso.

Yeah. And it's sad because she really doesn't seem to understand this is bad for you. She also, I haven't seen any of this, but I promise you as soon as she stops recording, she begins crying. Yeah. But so let's watch and see. But that's because her tears are tasty. She doesn't have salt.

She's got a bunch of friends. Is it garlic tears? Is it garlic parmesan tears? She just puts parmesan in her eyes. I got the bag. Today's gonna be a little different. I'm gonna do what I eat in a day starting at 4pm. I got a pretzel and cheese.

This is 4pm. So this means she's already eaten a bunch of stuff Do you think she wasn't waking up at 4pm? I thought she was saying this is the first thing she eats Oh okay So maybe she just woke up At 4pm

Okay they do they hibernate like bears She woke up at 4pm In a cave You guys just finished my 3 month slumber Now it's time to Time to go look for salmon. Cheddar pepper I've never tried before. Hot.

Really rich in cheddar. Mozzarella stick. Okay. Mozzarella stick with... It's really infuriating When people do this too Like let's go ahead and indulge in shitty food And enjoy it and all that But I really hate the culture of people that like

They do these videos Or they talk about how good it is Like they're eating Gluttonous food And then saying oh that's great Yeah It's butter and sugar Like it's all good retard there's no review there's no review here no it feels a lot like somebody watching somebody inject heroin and

just have them go like oh i just oh i have a euphoric feeling all my worries have vanished. I don't know. Exactly. It infuriates me when somebody tells you, like, you gotta get that slice of cake at Earth Cafe. I'm like, yeah! It's cake! I'm sure it's good! Marinara?

Corndog with mustard? Unbelievable. Jesus fucking Christ, bitch. You didn't mind I'm sharing all these things with my mom. Say hi, Mom. Bullshit. Also hilarious to go out and buy food that is frozen and microwaved that you could do at home. Right, yeah.

She's just buying food that we could all just buy at the store and microwave. It's the same exact stuff. Especially corn dogs. Corn dogs, mozzarella sticks, jalapeno poppers. They're all processed, microwavable food. Does she reveal where she gets it from? Is she doing reviews, or is she just watching?

She wants us to watch her eat. She gets it from Cisco headquarters. She has a direct connection. They just mail her vats of ranch and sauces and vats. They send her Costco's supply. She bypassed the middleman. She's like, I'm not going through these dumb fast food places anymore. I'm buying it directly from the source.

I recently created an LLC and I named it Costco. I've been scamming the system. And so they send me vats of everything. She's like those guys who went to Vietnam for the heroin. Right, exactly. She's fucking, she's smuggling honey mustard in the coffins of dead soldiers

like Frank Lucas. She's a Frank Lucas of fucking cheese sticks. She's on a raft through the jungle like Apocalypse Now to find the direct producers of the butter. They ain't gonna find this. They ain't gonna check this coffee.

Hi. This is when you get, when you're so fat as a white person, you start turning Asian. Look at her. Yeah, your eyes start squeezing together. You're a sumo wrestler. Your cheeks start squeezing. Your eyes start squeezing together. You start turning into a sumo wrestler. Your cheeks start squeezing.

She's so fat she could put a thong on her face and a guy would think she has an ass on her face. Like her chins? Yeah. Like if it covered her eyes and mouth, you'd be like, damn. That might be... Damn!

Look at that ass face! Is this her being healthy? No, this is when people think they're being healthy where they get these yogur yogurt smothered and goodies like drenched in honey tart strawberries mango boba and pretty pebbles oh yeah she's a little too healthy you got to get the fruity pebbles i got everything okay i got tortillas tacos oh no sorry velvet taco and look at that arm panda express first she got like two places she got 12 crab rangoons from from panda express and then she got tacos from another place.

Jesus Christ. They sell them in, like, twos at Panda Express. Yeah. She got, like, six orders of crab rangoon. She's probably got, like, a falcon that goes and fetches them for her. She's on a horse. She's like Jeremiah Johnson. She just releases her fat

falcon. Disgusting noise. You're a pig. You're a pig. That was absolutely delicious. Oh, she got vegetables, dude. I got chow mein, super greens,

honey walnut shrimp, and Angus beef. I'm so excited. Jesus Christ, I'm so excited. Jesus Christ I'm about to puke. It's the honey mustard. I know, it's like Tom Pearl. I would rather watch Tom Pearl. Watching somebody this fat eat is like

you are watching somebody just kill themselves. It does feel like we're watching Faces of Death. You might as well watch somebody go, hey, guys, starting at 4 p.m., I'm going to make little cuts on my wrist. And all day, they're just like, 4.30, 4.39, yep. The Angus beef is next level. Is it? It's Panda Express, you dumb fuck. Fuck off, dude.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Get some water in you. I hate the mukbang. Panda's Express chicken egg roll. It's Panda. Also, everyone that's fat and does these food reviews, they're in a constant state of digestion that they fuck

words up all the time. Pandas express? They have a layer of gelatin just over their brain. Yeah, really, like a beluga whale. They have that layer of fat.

Fat head. So good. Jesus Christ. Veggie spring roll? Oh, it's bad, yeah. Oh, well, she tried the egg roll. Now it's time for the spring roll. Yeah. She goes, spring rolls are a little more low-cal. Jesus. It's like, I'm on a diet, so let me do

one of these. So she goes, by the way, earlier, she goes, this is starting at four. I bet you this is 428. Now, velvet tacos. I got a Mexi shrimp and a chicken and waffle taco. These are so good. What? Stop it.

It's a... Fuck off. It's fried chicken in a giant waffle cone. Fuck you. That she's eating. And this is not dessert. Okay. Oh, come on.

What are you doing ladies Is she trying to make us sick Jesus Christ No she thinks she's being a cutie pie She's a real cutie She thinks she's being a cutie pie She's so fucking gross She really does think she's being like cute

You don't think that's cute It's making me honestly like I'm a very It's very It's the same feeling I had with Tom Pearl. I'm not kidding at all. It is. It's disgusting like that. It's like a low-level Tom Pearl. No, no, it's giving me the exact same feeling.

I want to puke the same level that I want to puke when I watch Tom Pearl. If you call this girl a cutie pie in life, she goes, did you bring one? Thanks for tagging along to my what I eat in a day. What are you doing, sweetheart? You're going to die. You're going to die soon.

Stop. That's not all she ate. What the fuck? You're hurting yourself, lady. It's fucking disgusting. God. And there's an audience for it out there. People watch these.

Yeah, there's like Japanese businessmen that live watching. Well, no, it's like there's always been an audience for the f there. People watch these. Yeah, it's like Japanese businessmen that live watching. Well, no, it's like, there's always been an audience for the fattest freaks. It's, you know, it's like PT Barnum. It's circus shit. It's different now, though. Why? There's an audience of other people that they also live like this

and they watch her to feel better about themselves. Yeah, back then it was like, look at that weird freak. Now it's like, we love her. Yeah, now we like have to pretend that's fine and let her be and so instead of a bunch of like normal people gathered around the fattest man in the world it's a bunch of the other fattest people in the world gathered around looking and they formed a community yeah and occasionally outliers like us will come in and be like no you're fat as shit but but i think i mean they have they have uh followings and stuff because there are people out there that are like them

that that get comfort from seeing somebody that also it's it's this weird new culture we have of like of just infantilization of just constant just like just give me a blankie and I'll be in the bathtub and the Postmates is on the front porch. And I'll watch Wednesday tonight. I love Daniel Ortega. And I'm going to stuff my fat fucking face. And I have a blankie. It's this, COVID didn't help either. COVID really helped.

COVID was like a smoke screen for these people to be like, look, wear a mask. Don't go outside. Get a gamer chair. Get a wheelchair. Just order pizza around the clock. Sit in the tub. Shower once a month. Yeah, they're like, let's celebrate this lifestyle.

We have no choice. We were doing it before, but now we have an excuse so we can show it off. Yeah. And the only people trying to keep COVID up are like kind of like that.

They're like agoraphobic fatso's that they act like them being immune compromised means like the whole world is supposed to stop for them when it's like, you know, a lot of things could take you out, sweetheart.

Including a Twinkie. Yeah, should we get rid of all the stairs in the world? Here's another thing I thought could be a wonderful fan sent us this. And I don't know if it's good, but it has views.

And I figured since the St. Patty's day, it kind of makes sense. It's a guy doing public pranks while obliterated. Oh, wow. Like he's hammered and he's doing pranks. It's like Joey's life.

Yeah. I bet. I mean, the guy doesn't, I'm sure he doesn't come close to the great Joseph. Thank you. Thank you. Bomb threats are nothing.

There we go yeah enough oh my god okay what is good yodi family damien luck back with another banger i am the original fulcrum fulcrum come in yo Fulcrum, fulcrum, come in. Yo. Yodi gang, you feel me? Oh, my God, dude. Today, I am back with another. Well, here's the thing. Skinny people aren't any better than fat people.

Skinny people should be killed, too, like this guy. Yeah, there's something wrong with that, dude. He has other things equally as bad as being as fat as that girl, but they're different, but equally bad. He's got... Look at that fucking... He's got fat brain. Is he high or drunk? I'm going to do something a little different.

You feel me? As you can tell, the camera quality is different and stuff. You feel me? I'd love for a black guy to drive by and be like, you're Asian! You're Asian!

Cut that shit out! I just... Guys that get away with talking black that aren't black, it drives me fucking up a wall. I think certain Asians can get away with it. If you're Cambodian or Laotian or Filipino, it's okay. But, like, if you're fucking Korean or Chinese, like, fuck off. I think Koreans are way blacker than Cambodians or Filipinos. Why do Cambodians get away with it, John?

Cambodians, because they're, like, Cambodians are Filipinos. Why do Cambodians get away with it, John? Cambodians are like poor. Wow. You just exposed yourself? No, no. A lot of Cambodians came. Okay, listen. Because they had the same type of... You figured that. Don't bail me out of this.

I have 100%. You're not even bailing me out of shit. I have 100% confidence. You hate bailouts because that's always for those people. Exactly. Like, Laowasians, Cambodians, and Filipinos more often than, more often grow up like hood adjacent or in the hood than

like Koreans or Chinese. Okay. Koreans and Chinese are more, like, fiscally better off, usually. So you view black culture as a poor society? No. I view, like, I bet, I mean, they as a poor society? No, I view like I bet, I mean, they are probably a lower income. In general,

black people, because of how the country fucked with them. In general, black people are more impoverished than other races, but I hate, you know, cool black people are rich. Much like a Cambodian. If we found, if we found, if we looked at Asian gang members, right? So there's like crip sets that are like Asian.

I think the Asian boys are like crips or whatever. Sure. Like if we took those guys and we're like, on average, like where do you come from nationally? It would probably be Filipino, low Asian, Cambodian, as opposed to Korean and Chinese. Okay. Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

So like I like. All right. Filipinos, they grew up all I'm saying. So like, I like... I hear you. All right. Filipinos, they grew up in Eagle Rock. Shit was like fucking terrifying. Filipinos are just... are Mexican-Asians. Yeah.

Yes. Who is that one Asian boy in the Crips with the fucking great music that we found that one time? Dumbfounded? No, no. Oh, he's Korean.

You're talking about a fucking... Something money. Ichima! Oh, he's Korean. You're talking about... Fucking... Something money. Ichima! Oh, no. Keith Ape. Keith Ape? Keith Ape.

I know who you're talking about. Joey, I know who you're talking about. I don't know the name. I'll find him. Hardcore Korean gangbanger. I'm not saying Koreans don't not... Korean gangbangers don't not exist, but like, you know, just saying.

Sure, sure. I see what you're saying different pranks while getting faded in the goddamn he could be latino like no he's a comment down below subscribe if you're not already subscribed follow me on all my social medias at the top and necessarily perhaps you feel me quiver quiver quiver quiver it's all on the screen devin yeah thank you joseph oh yeah i got the west coastington curington you feel me all right you feel me i got the way he's high oh he's high he's made it fuck up you're not obliterated you gotta be drunk that's when you make the really good

decisions yeah i'm in city shall we cheers my friends yo what's good family yo what's up you want to smack one imagine recognizing this guy on the street Yo, what's up? Imagine recognizing this guy on the street. Let's get it. Let's get it. He literally did the fuckboy laugh. He did the dolphin. You go to SeaWorld and it's just an Asian wigger in the water.

He's just like, ah! Those are the guys in wetsuits swimming with him. He's wearing an Iverson jersey. He's just like, ah! Cheers, my friend.

You feel me? Cheers. Stop saying cheers, my friends. God damn you. I was going to get you. All right. Go inside. Oh, look. I brought a black guy. Alright, go inside.

Oh, look, I brought a black guy. I paid this black guy 50 bucks to be my friend today. I made him dress up like Tyrone Biggums. Hell yeah, keep that money. Hell yeah. Minecraft oyster potion. Alright, Yodi family, for this first

prank, I'm about to be going up to people. I'm about to be telling them some jokes That doesn't make any god damn it sense You feel me You don't say god damn it you say god damn You dumb fuck It was good bro can I tell you a joke It's god damn it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Oyster oyster road. Oyster, oyster, oyster, oyster, oyster. Glug. Oh, yeah, my friend. I appreciate you. I hate it worse than the thing. This guy's worse than that guy that was likely a pedophile that was trying to find other pedophiles to hang out with. Remember that

video we watched a couple weeks ago? I do, yeah, yeah, yeah. You like dolphin milk? Yes, yes, yes. yes that guy somebody on the on the patreon said that like he figured it out and that that guy was like a pedophile like trying to put out sonar for other pedophiles by those codes no but just like that the way he was acting and being

like I know what you're up to and the reason why everyone kept going along with like how weird he was being was because they kind of were like afraid they were getting caught oh I see kind of made sense yeah that's the funniest joke i heard earlier today bro why wasn't the adult able to light the campfire because his loins couldn't stop quivering quiver quiver quiver quiver quiver like this yeah hell yeah jesus all right can i tell you guys Hell yeah ass turn out because you know i have orange walls you know this when you you you will enjoy it you

why wasn't the father able to make it damn she got a fatty egg egg you guys have a good day this's just asking like a schizophrenic in public. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah, give me one moment. I'm about to flirt with this lady. It's like pretending to be off my meds. Yeah, give me one moment.

Hello, miss. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're frightening old women. You're frightening old black women at Target? Yeah, they're the last people you need to be frightened. So I wanted to ask for your phone number. Well, God bless you, too. I can't get your phone number?

What are you doing, asshole? Go away from her. Yeah, leave her alone, fucko. We have a good rest of your day. Just like 12 grandkids that love her. Yeah. You know that? No, he just caught like an 11-year-old.

Gangington. Gangington. Jesus, I hate this kid. Ian, nice to meet you. Hey, I wanted to tell you five things. Is that okay? What? You promise you won't judge me? Everyone's been making fun of me, and I have no one to talk to. Jesus, I hate this kid. What? Hilarious work, pal.

God damn it, he sucks ass. I heard at school today, why did the oyster open peculiarly? Minecraft! Peculiar, peculiar, peculiar, peculiar! He really struggled to say peculiar. Fulcrum's a codename we give to our secret informants. That white woman just calls her husband who works for the CIA. He's thrown in a

detention center. He's at in like a detention center. He's at a black site in Laos. It's like Sicario. He's got his face. Him with Ted Kaczynski and he's like, quiver, quiver, quiver, quiver. Ted Kaczynski's like, rape, rape, rape, rape, now. You smoke?

Okay. He just... He just gave her his vape. Oh, great. Smoking and pump, smoking weed in a Target while driving the car. If you want to hit the Benjamin. Yo, you wild. The Benjamin.

Security's coming, Yodi family. We out this bitch, you wild the penjamin security's coming yodi family we out this bitch you feel me shout out to the yodi family every single one of you guys woke up today because you have your own individual purpose and mission you feel me i'm not better or above you guys you feel me we know that i'm really not better than you guys. I'm not above you guys. No one thought that, Fulcrum. No one watching goes, man, this guy's better than me. Fulcrum. I really loved the video. I really wanted to enjoy it, but I was kind of haunted by the impression that he was so much better than me. I felt jealous watching this.

It just hurts. It's crazy how strong this shit is. It just hurts me. Jesus. It's crazy how strong this shit is. Yeah, be careful with that. For how clear it is. We're human beings who wake up in the morning and we take a piss in this shit. Yeah, yeah.

Word. You're an embarrassment to your family. And a shit. You're an utter embarrassment to everyone. Every single one of you guys has your own individual purpose. This is equality. That an Asian family can raise a kid as retarded as an average white kid. You know?

Sure. Like, this guy is like the... I bet Alec Murdoch's kid was doing this type of stuff, too. He's like, yo, Buster Murdoch, if you want to do a collab, DM me, bro. He's like, yo, Buster, big fan of you and your brother's work. R.I.P. Real spill. You feel me?

Yeah. But hell yeah. You already feel me. Like on this video. Subscribe if you're not. If you go go back. Yeah, relax. You go back in history and you find like a, you find like an FDR speech and he like out of nowhere, you're like, wait, wait, wait, what?

What did he say? And you rewind it and he's just like, he's like, one day in 2023, there will be a man named Fulcrum on Instagram. He'll be a massive embarrassment to the Asian community. That's why we're sending you to camp. He's like, this has nothing to do with World War II. I'll be long gone by the time you understand my ways. Subscribe if you're not already subscribed, you feel me?

Yeah. Would security tackle you already? I hope you get shot. I don't. I never wanted anyone more ever to get shot and killed. Tits. Get off of it.

Tits. That's really great. That's funny. Yeah, get him out of here. Who's that? Apparently Carl Anthony Towns Is that security at Target? No, no, no. Apparently Carl Anthony Towns works at security at Target. School boy Q. Is security at Target?

On to the next thing. You feel me? And on to prank number two. The first one was 10, bro. The next one, we're going to take it up a notch, bro. I don't know. I don't believe him. The next one will be a little bit better.

All right, Yodi family. So that was prank number one. Oh, he's got a best buy. J jokes that don't make sense you feel me right now But that's already ranked number two, which is ignoring people. He's in like the Pacific Northwest Hello miss. Um, I had a question. Do you know where the um GoPro stuff is? Could you could you guide him to me real quick? real quick. Oh, this poor woman.

What is he doing? He's just going on his cell phone. He's not following her? Look at that shorty. Everyone at these stores is fairly attractive. Yeah, what's going on here? Where's this Best Buy? That's a fake ass no it's not jesus come on now man what a queen phone chargers are they're gonna be right in the middle section

okay okay this isn't like a prank. Yeah, what are these pranks? You just ask for questions and then they don't... This is the most half-baked idea or concept for a video that I've ever seen in my life. I want Adam Lanza to appear with a machine gun and blow his brains out. I want the Joker shooter. All right, you'll see.

That was a great callback. James Holmes. James Holmes was better. Lanza, I don't even like to think about what Lanza did. Because you went after kindergartners or something. Of course I don't like to think. That's funny to say. I don't even like to think about what he did.

He's like, James Holmes now. James Holmes. Ooh, I marinate to it. No, but yeah. Somebody kill him. That's what we're saying. Somebody kill him. I want to see just like a face.

Why are you following me? Basically, I'm going to go up to the employee and be like, Yo, why are you following me, cameraman? Yeah. Real spilling, homie. Yeah. You're an embarrassment. You're an embarrassment. You're an embarrassment to all the work your family put in to come to this country.

All right. Okay. All right. Do you do actual pranks ever? Dude, go away, bro. Go away, bro. Stop filming me, bro. I bet you this guy died.

I pray to God that you're right. I bet you he's been dead for like three, four years. I used to know an Asian wigger like this that I had to know him. He was one of my great friend's friend, but we all made fun of him. We were like, God, he's such an embarrassment.

Rich Asian kid. Hype beast. Just like, just good to talk like with his eyes like he would just like lie and make up things and then uh he got deported back to korea because he like he stole he like he thought he was like he thought he was like an actual gangbanger and he like stole a bunch of and then and then this gang wanted to kill him because they were like, yo, we don't fuck with that guy.

He's just like a random retard. And they sent him back to Korea so he wouldn't die and then he died of a drug overdose. Then he died anyway. He died of a drug overdose. Wait, I knew that guy. We hung out with him. Name rhymes. I didn't know he was fucking dead.

Name rhymes with Yang. Yeah, dude. We hung out know he was fucking dead, dude. Name rhymes with Yang. Yeah, dude. Yeah. We hung out with him. Oh, yeah. He died? Oh, yeah. Oh, that sucks.

He's been dead for like seven years. Holy shit, no. I never told you? No. Oh, well. We hung out like five times. I never. I went to Korean barbecue one time with him, and I was like, I love Korean barbecue. And he was like, Korean barbecue is great. But like you white people don't know.

Like he's like, y'all get heart attacks. He goes, he goes, there's a heart attack every night at Korean barbecue. And I was like, uh-huh. Okay.

He was like the type of guy that like swallowed blunts. Cause he thought they made you higher. He was the type of guy that like swallowed blunts because he thought they made you higher. He was the type of guy that like would eat. He'd be like, I ate the blunt. And then he'd laugh like some sort of weird exotic bird. I can't believe he's fucking dead. Oh, yeah. He's been dead for a while.

Rest in peace. I have a pair of his shoes. Yeah, he had a lot of shoes. We went to his house one time. My friends raided his house after he died. Shut the fuck up, dude. Now I know who you're talking his house after he died. Now I know who you're talking about. I know who you're talking about. I'm kidding. I'm making it sound horrible on purpose.

My friends, I remember they went to his place shortly after he died and his family was so out of touch with anything going on with him. His family was extremely Korean. They didn't speak a lick of English and he was just such a fuck up and they was the and he was just such a fuck up and he just they bought him anything he wanted because they just they had money

yeah and so he was just wasting money he totaled like five four to five bmw yeah he always had bmw mercedes and shit he just totaled them and they'd get him a new one just like hoping that one day he'd actually die in one of the crashes. Like buying him motorcycles with no helmet. Like, yeah, you ever been parachuting, son? Cutting his brake lines in the morning. Skydiving, yeah. The family's buying him skydiving trips. Yeah, he's dead, man.

Dude, that's crazy. We went to, remember we to korean barbecue with him yeah it was like i just remember there was like it was one of those houses it was like no furniture yes yeah it was weird yeah you sat his his parents or his his parents his parents house but they were never there they were always like off doing business and shit and so he had this mansion to himself but like there was no furniture there like you had to sit on the shoes you had to take off um and yeah it was bizarre how what drug you know he was really into like lean i know he was at the time he was into um he was doing tons of lean and zanny's yeah yeah but i only knew him like i only met i used to smoke lots of weed with

him yeah that was back when you would just hang out with somebody with weed. He always had free weed, and so we'd all hang out with him. We'd drive around. We'd listen to fucking, you know, the ASAP Rocky mixtape and just drive around, get high,

and he would say really embarrassing things, and we'd all wait for him to finally leave, and then we'd laugh about it, and then we'd be like... He had a good heart. Yeah yeah you don't speak ill but you well yeah of course you i love that like i love that idea you don't speak all the dead right hey don't shut up about hitler all right he's not here to defend himself he was a korean lean head you know he was you know he wasn't like a a bad person he was just an idiot. He was a dumbass.

It's weird when an idiot dies from being an idiot. And you're kind of like, wow, you really fulfilled that three-act structure. Yeah, you think it won't happen because you know so many idiots that don't die that you're like, oh, you're going to die. And then he actually did it. When somebody that everyone thinks is an idiot dies of being an idiot, it's like their movie. It's like the three acts. It's like first act, duh. Second act, duh. Third act, duh.

I'm dead. That's wild. It's weird. I had no idea he was dead. I thought he was just living in Korea. After I found out he died, I was like, oh, he's like a fake person I knew. I don't even, it doesn't even make. Yeah, yeah.

It made too much sense. We would all joke. We'd all be like, yeah, that guy will be dead in like two years. Wow. And then he was dead in like two years. Good call. I mean, great prediction. Yeah, I made a lot of money on FanHead.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. Anyway, RIP. Rest in peace. Yeah, rest in peace.I.P. Rest in peace. Rest in peace, buddy. He looked like this guy, too. It's really making you sad. Yeah, he did.

Just a little fatter. Dude, go away, bro. God damn it, dude. This guy's just hydrating with Arizona iced teas. Go, dude. I want Jack Ruby to come out out of nowhere and pump and throw all the fucking bullets. He should be arrested by the comedy police. Stop following me, dude.

He's obviously got rich parents, right? Yeah, for sure. I've never hated anyone more. To do things like this with feeling like there's no impunity or anything's going to happen to you. Well, there really also isn't. You've got to have rich parents. You're just being annoying.

But yeah, where do you get the entitlement? I imagine being rich. He seems like the guy that we were just talking about. You can just go, oh, I'll crash my BMW. I'll just get a new one tomorrow. He's probably a rich, spoiled weirdo. Yeah. like i'll just get a new one tomorrow yeah he's probably oh yeah rich spoiled weirdo yeah

hey man it's not worth your time someone's coming in just uh wow bro i'm really frustrated dude i have this ikea and i'm just trying to buy the bedspread but it's just like feels like everything's against me dude yeah no like it's all right days can be incredibly frustrating but that's not on you yeah i love people that are like probably in the comments that are fans of this guy they're like he's got balls like he never gets nervous he doesn't give a fuck and then and then it's like it's because he's on Xanax like he's on pills that don't make you nervous. He has the cortisol levels of the North Hollywood bank robbers. He's fucking going to relax this shit. It's like Joey saying the heroin addict thing. It's like being a big fan of a heroin addict. Be like, yo, man, like he is

wobbling all over. He's so good at wobbling. He's really good at sleeping. Look at the way he hangs. Look at the way his body just kind of slumps over and hangs in the park. Oh my God. He's got amazing moves. Oh, here we go.

What is this guy giving him a life speech? He's like imbuing wisdom. This guy's giving him the speech from Coach Carter. He's like, fear is our deepest enemy. He goes, life knocks all of us down. What matters is if you get back up, okay? It's a dark night. He goes life knocks all of us down, but what matters is if you get back up Yeah, you're right man, thank you, thank you dude

Thank you, man But I'm just really pissed off, dude. Yeah. Because he just keeps filming me and shit, dude. Oh, he's at Ikea. Does the guy, the employee not see a guy holding, like, is this camera this guy's holding, like, a GoPro just on his hat or something? Like, it's hidden? Don't people realize this guy's performing? Well, they're retarded.

It might be a hidden camera, but also he might just see the camera and still be like hey, I know Even with the camera. Yeah, you have some real problems I'm here for you. Yeah, you need somebody to talk to like right, you know, I'm here. Yeah last 15 minutes, bro Yeah Yeah Back up, dude. Back up. So I guess the goof is he's reporting the cameraman.

Yeah, he thinks it's like an audit or something. Oh, he's saying this guy's recording me? I guess so. Yeah. Just a purple pink one. Okay. A purple pink one. Man, this guy is being way too nice of an IKEA employee. They need to stop giving this guy free

fucking hot dogs and Lincoln Berry Jam. Stop filming me, dude. This guy keeps walking Hey bro. Stop filming me dude. This guy keeps walking around the store and filming. It'd be so funny if Mike Tyson just knocked him out. Mike Tyson is just walking down one of the aisles. And it's making me emotional. I've never hated anybody more.

You feel me? Smoking weed inside again. Gangington, bro. Gangington. Hell yeah, you already found me make sure you guys drop a like if you guys think all right well there's palm trees so now i'm starting to think it's not the pacific northwest yeah that doesn't look like the burbank ikea though it looks like could be like brea or you know whatever yeah um have you guys seen any of mobility mary no you guys ever heard of mobility mary no some sweetheart that listens i i always forget who sent i just because you guys send me stuff and then i just send it to myself yeah if i think it's good and then i forget your your name. I'm sorry. But thank you for sending me this.

She's a disabled lady. Disabled middle-aged woman. You usually don't like goofing on that kind of person, but go ahead. Me neither. Of course. But she's a bit of a cunt. Yes. She's not really a cunt.

She's just... It's just annoying. It's just get out of the road. Get out of the road, you old bitch. One of those things. And she, you know, she has a channel called The Ghost of Mobility Mary. Whoa, whoa. And she rides her fucking scooter cart in the middle of the road, and cars will fly by her, and she'll be like, Oh, my God!

Did you see what he just did? And then she'll confront them. Okay. So, this is a Whole Foods parking lot one. Idiot in handicap spot. Oh, shit. Here we go. I think this is a Whole Foods in Santa Monica.

I think I've frequented this Whole Foods before. Oh, yeah. Oh, in Montana? No, not in Montana. I think it's more... Lincoln? A little more west. Yeah, it's... Like off Wilshire.

You really shouldn't be blocking... I've stolen a lot of food from this Whole Foods Hell yeah I don't know if anyone knows this but Whole Foods Has this self checkout thing where everything's half off Have you ever done that Joey? Oh like the Amazon thing? No it's a thing where you

Get a cart full of stuff and you go to their Self checkout and then you scan one And then put another thing in your bag Yeah yeah yeah As one beeps and you go to their self-checkout and then you scan one and then put another thing in your bag. As one beeps, you put a for free in your bag. It's a lot like in The Great Escape when they have to make rock noises

or you have to cough while they're about to break through. Andy Dufresne waiting for thunder to smash through the pipe. Smash the wall. That's much like me at the Whole Foods self-checkout. If you ever need vitamins that are like a ridiculous price or anything that's like 80 bucks, you go, okay, well, I bought chicken thighs.

Beep. $80 vitamins right in the back. The handicap crossing here. Any of this blue, no one is supposed to be blocking it any time. Oh, so they're not even, they're just standing. So mobility Mary's a bit of a disabled bitch. Yeah. She might be disabled mentally.

You might be, yeah, maybe it's one of those things. You got to get a wheelchair for your head. This is maybe the meanest show in the history of podcasting. Somebody messaged me and was like, you guys are mean. Opie and Anthony's was much meaner. Yeah. But I don't know if I've heard a podcast that actually is this mean. Well, she's an asshole, so I don't think we're actually mean.

She's an asshole, and also don't think we're actually mean. She's an asshole, and also, everyone that knows us knows we're a bunch of lovable fucking lugs. We have the biggest hearts in town, and we've never attacked somebody that was, like, nice. Yeah. There are always malicious psychos. Maybe they're disabled, but, you know, they're assholes. We don't discriminate.

No, exactly. Yeah. We don't discriminate against anybody. Everyone's an equal, and everyone is equally could be an asshole, has a potential for being an equal. Everyone equally has the potential to be a fucking idiot. And like any true person who supports disabled rights would like what we're doing. ADA.

Exactly. Shouldn't be blocking the handicap crossing here. Any of this blue, no one is supposed to be blocking it anytime. Thank you. I'll take that into consideration. So what's the situation? She's upset. She's an invisible person.

She's upset they didn't immediately leave. Can you please move out of the handicapped place? This is sad. You're in the handicapped space. People are not supposed to have to force you to get out of this.

By law, you're not supposed to be in here. Take it up with management, okay? How about if I call the police? You're insane. Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. It's sad because she's

an invisible person. You're doing it illegally. And I'm surprised that you don't. And this kicks ass that he's just like, you're nuts. Is she an invisible person yes this is how she she's a probably an ugly woman that's disabled that nobody has to be ugly yeah of course she is add that to the list you know it's like nobody wants to pay attention to her and this is how she gets noticed is by bullying people out of the fucking disability areas what a lot of

people would pay good money to become a superhero whose power is being invisible. I mean, that's very different. She can't rob an armored truck and no one will see her. You know what I mean? Like, she is... But it's very funny

when her bullshit gets just front... That is wild that he was just like, you're insane. He's an employee. Yeah. Right? He just immediately went to that after like two or three. Because he has no time for it. He already said like, okay, I're insane. He's an employee, right? He just immediately went to that.

Because he has no time for it. He already said, okay, I got that. He's like talking to customers. That kicks ass, dude. Okay, let's just see how insane it is. Poor mobility, Mary. Oh, mobility. She must go to Whole Foods to fill her tires up or something. Did you see the Laughing Moms?

What's that? Oh, wait Is this the? Yeah I've been so excited about drinking scotch And watching breastfeeding women all day What is this? The Laughing Moms?

What the hell are you talking about? Go to YouTube Laughing Moms parody Type that in I was thrilled when you texted this to me This came from my brother And the guys that he does the show with, Viss and Michael.

Louis Lafleur's premium quality call-in show. Check it out. Oh, yeah. Check out Louis Lafleur. He's got a great podcast, my favorite podcast. This is an amazing thing that they sent today. So this is Nursing Queen Breastfeeding Parody of Dancing Queen by ABBA. Yeah.

So it's a mom, it's two moms that have joined and made a team together, and they've gone to YouTube, and they're trying to monetize, you know. Wait, what? What is it? They're two moms. Two moms that. They've decided to get together and make content, and they're like, hey, let's just do mom content.

Hell yeah. And try to appeal to other moms. And they make songs and stuff? They make songs. They make all kinds of content. And they film their kids sucking their tits? I hope. No, no.

They don't do that in this. So it's a parody song about nursing. All right. Gotcha. about nursing. All right, gotcha. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, my God. I like the one on the right.

Oh god, I'm in love with the one on the right. They look like they ride horses to come. They look like they have to schedule a horse ride just so they can come. They can't come unless they're on a big horse. It's like a washing horse. Like, ooh, ooh, ooh. It's like a washing machine. Yeah, exactly. Hello, baby cries and the milk just flows in. Run quick to baby. Fucking Christ, dude.

And start nursing because my status ain't your thing. I love ABBA. Anything can make you cry like TV commercials or sleepless nights with a baby or milk baby feels good. Whoa, that kid's head is fucking... I love ABBA. Whoa, that kid's head is fucking... John's about to faint. He's so horny. He's like, he's horny. That's why you be so horny, dude. This is fucked up.

Look at that fucking kid's head. Oh, it's a cute baby. Look at how big that kid is. I want to be that baby. Are you fucking kidding me? That's the biggest kid I've ever seen. I've seen some big babies, dog. It's pretty crazy.

Here's your chance to go shower or quick romance. You are the nursing queen. Full of cream every baby. Full of cream. Oh, my God. Are you losing your mind right now? I'm going nuts. I did know this was going to make John horny.

I'm dying. I thought we were going to laugh at it and think it's weird. No. But John is getting really horny. I saw this and I knew exactly. You love them? Oh, yeah. I like the, you know.

You're a real sick puppy. You know that? You're like attracted to the Burnetts. Yeah. That's weird. What, you like the blonde? I don't like either. I think they're both weird and gross.

They're already off-putting me because they made a song for YouTube about their kids sucking their tits. The nursing queen. I think they're deranged maniacs. Full of cream. Every baby's dream. If I grew up, if I turned 18 and I found my mom's YouTube channel and I realized she was making parody songs

of me sucking her tits when I was a little baby, I'd burn the house down. I'd burn her tits when I was a little baby. I'd move to Japan and change my name. I'd burn the house down. I'd burn her house down. I understand that. Full of cream. This is what the Melendez brothers found.

Feel the flow when your pill comes in You can nurse, you can pump You're making the nectar alive See that girl with the cream She is the nursing queen In public, you better cover up because no one wants to see your sippy cups.

Just tats house that are milk free are welcome in our society. What is going on with these old whores in this video? I don't know. That might have been like a clip. Was that an actor? I hope that was an actress that they just hired. That wasn't.

I don't think she knew what this was. What is these horny moms in this video? That chick was way too hot. I hope to God she wasn't knowingly involved with any of this. These nursing queens are crazy. These damn nursing queens.

You lovely sweet lactating mom. Rock on. You are the nursing queen Jesus Christ. Johnny, relax. Oh, fuck. Oh, dude. Oh, no. Well, they're not really. I mean, people can.

You don't have to breastfeed. Shut up. Kids live off of milk, like formula at the store and shit. Oh, come on, man. It's better to breastfeed shut up kids live off of milk like formula at the store and shit oh come on man it's better to breastfeed it is better but you know

they're acting like it's the only option here no I mean regardless they're full of cream they're making a terrible parody for John

I need it I've never seen anyone hornier in my life this is wild I knew this would get me going I gotta say the song is better

than like most people trying to pursue comedy professionally that make parody videos of songs. This is, they're not, it's awful,

but most parody songs are awful. This is better than 80% of people pursuing professional endeavors in media. You're like, is this Weird Al Yankovic?

Yeah, no, I'm like, this feels like Weird Al. It's fine to me. Well, that's quite nuts. I just think they're deranged. Well, yeah, they're full of hormones.

The song's got a great... It's a great goddamn jam. You just liked the song, the original song. Abba kicked ass. It's a great goddamn tune. Abba's just so good. Abba's amazing. SOS is an amazing song.

It's funny because everybody here likes it for a different reason. Devin likes it because he loves ABBA. John likes it because he's horny for these big, milky jugs. I like it because I thought they were just weird and dumb and terrible at doing a parody. It's truly the dichotomy of man.

Sure. It's almost like a renaissance painting, what's happening right now. Why are you so turned on by this john uh dude they're full of cream you love like you love like infant you love like horny like infant relax relax i want to i want to fucking impreg. You like to pretend you're a child. I want to fucking impregnate somebody so goddamn bad, so I have my own nursing queen full of cream. You want to get somebody pregnant. So you want to impregnate a woman and then have a kid with her,

and then you want to steal all the breast milk from her? Yeah, I want to wake up in the morning and fucking squirt that shit in my coffee. I want to fucking get in the morning and fucking squirt that shit in my coffee i want to fucking i want to get oh god in my wheaties and like i'm gonna use every excuse possible to put as much milk in my fucking diet you think coffee will come out with that someday for guys like you it's like it's like coffee mate the the like the titty juice the titty juice i like the nectar of life you know the nectar of life it's called the nectar of life and these two deranged women are on the car. They're so full of hormones and cream. I'm just like,

it's wild, man. Yeah. I want to live in the woods and just have like, yeah, like I want to be like that guy in Mad Max who has all the breast milk. I mean, you want to,

you want to hear him. I want to pair him with breast milk. Women. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. No, you make sense.

I love these women. Yeah. I love them so much. They have one more good one that we should watch. All right. And then we'll go. Let's move on to some of the wrap-ups. Laughing Moms, Mayo. Just type Mayo.

I'm going to laughingmoms.com. You type Mayo? Yeah, Laughing Moms, Mayo. Parody? Yeah, parody. What is it? Havana. I'm not seeing Mayo.

What is that second? Let's go to videos They got a contact session Mayo They have a mayonnaise song It might be M-A-Y About cum Oh my god Jesus Christ

It's like the assembly line at Ford. Oh God. This is like if Chardonnay was a person. Very good. Yes. Chardonnay was a person. Very good, yes. Pretty good. All right. Okay.

This is good. I don't like this. Oh no! Stephanie loves this! Jesus! Yeah, she's beautiful. Jesus. Yeah, she's beautiful. Why should I have a kimono? This is great. Because she's a sexist.

Look at all that cereal they have. Look at all that cereal they have. Because they have all the juice for us Come on, Dev, relax Jesus Christ Mommies, don't you love a good mommy? She's got the suburban It's loaded with goldfish and fruit roll-ups And her tits are full

Oh my god, stop, Dev Come on, dude You're making me feel gay, dude It's just twisted I want to fuck a black guy Yes That should be the name of the song We are

Snow bunnies We are pogs who Want black guys The pog is the entry level to this You know what I mean Pog is the gateway drug to milky m know what I mean? Pog is the gateway drug to Milky Mommies. Okay, yeah, so you start on Pogs. You start on Pogs.

And then eventually you get a taste for milk. Exactly. Sure, sure. We give our kids cereal bars. Oh, they go to school, then we fuck Lexington Steel. Kids come back home. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, oh. Dirty. Oh, hey, oh. She's rocking the shit right now.

She's killing it. These mommy milkers. These nursing moms. These nursing queens. She has a stage presence. Eh, eh, oh. Eh, oh, eh, oh, oh. Yes.

Eh, oh, oh. Eh, eh, eh, oh. Has she had nine children? I don't know if those are all her kids. That's insane. I don't know. Even if they split them, dog, that's wild. Eh, oh.

It might be neighborhood kids or something. I don't know. I'm not quite sure. They gotta be in the same fam. I don't know. Dude, I want nine kids so bad. I don't know. I'm not quite sure. They gotta be in the same fam. I don't know. Dude, I want nine kids so bad. I'm the nursing queen. Mandingo fighting tonight at ten. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, be done. Beautiful kids go eat some bananas. We're still

hungry. When will dinner be done? Just go play practice your piano. We'll eat dinner when your daddy get home. The dad should be ashamed of themselves. We need a bunch

to make the fry sauce cause it's so dang yum. those chicken fingers can't wait to munch potato salad cause we all want some meh that by the way the blonde they both they both look like women that are already famous in the MILF scene of acting. They look like they're working MILF actresses. They're on every show we've seen. I feel like, don't they look very familiar? Like what's-her-face from White Lotus?

They look like they're from Weeds, White Lotus, fucking every Desperate House. They just look like they're in shows about whores at home. Sure, yeah. When they say casting call for a MILF, they get the call. Desperate household They just look like They're in shows About like Whores at home Sure yeah When they When they say Casting call for a milf Yeah They get the call

Exactly Casting call for A whore in a minivan Milky mom Eggs need a little more Meh Me say meh Me say meh

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It's some sort of weird sauce. It's like tubby custard. What the fuck are they eating? But, you know, I bet they got a big TV. I bet they got a fridge stock. You know they got a liquor cabinet, dog. There's simply no denying the fact that we would have a very good time. We'd have so much fun there. If they'd let us be guests.

Imagine watching The Voice with this family. I don't even want to think about that. And all their lazy boys as they breastfeed their kids. All we got to do is hit the kid out of their fucking hands and it's us. Yeah. The only competition in these households is the kids. All you got to do is kick the kid down a flight of stairs. They're so much smaller than you.

The mom's got her fucking, she's got her cucumbers over her eyes because she's trying to, like, she's trying to prevent puffiness. She doesn't know. So she doesn't know if it's her baby or not. We sneak in.

She'll feel the tickle. She'll feel the tickle of our facial hair. And that's what tricks her. We shave. We shave. Oh, man. We put on We shave. Oh, man. We put on some, you know, a onesie.

Before the damn facial's over, the baby's back. And we're on the couch. It's like... I get stuck in the washing machine, you know. Should we finish this song? I don't know if I can fucking handle it. I think we've had it. I have to piss my nuts off.

You guys finish this. I'll be right back. All right, all right, all right. I'm in my pants. These guys got it made, dude. Hey! Thanks for making our food so young Oh god Oh god

Oh god lady It all makes our food more fun Jesus fucking Christ. Let's collab with them. So I went on their contact page. Comments are turned off, which kind of is disappointing. That's disappointing because it's probably a lot of Milky Mommy comments from guys like me. So listen, Dev, if we have a funny video

Story, picture, audio clip Pinterest fail Etc Send it their way We'll contact you If they put it on our site That's on their website? Yeah

The nursing queens? Listen If you'd like to collaborate On something with us Fabulous Let us know If you just want to tell us We're awesome

You can do that here too You want me to write them in Please Devon Give me their website Please Devon It's It's It's It's

Fucking Laughingmoms.com Go to their contact page Oh Nursingqueen.com Is a totally different website Yeah Well at least it's not

What we thought it'd be What is it called Laughingmoms.com Go to their contact page By Alicia Found Eden Yeah Yeah yeah yeah

Get down there Where's their email I just got up to go to the menu dude up top the three vertical lines before possible here we go contact second second thing right there contact email no no no kevin go up contact right there all right what are we gonna send all right all right what are we gonna send okay put the name hate watch uh hate watch podcast and you know um we'll edit this out All right. Leave in a comment. All right. Okay. What do we do?

Hi, ma'am. Hello, ma'am. Hello, ma'am. You got to put the... That's not how you spell ma'am, dipshit. How do you spell ma'am? You go like this. Or you go M-A apostrophe A.

Oh, right. Hello, ma'am or ma'ams. Ma'ams, yeah. We're so horny right now. I'm so fucking horny right now. My buddy is so horny right now. I would fucking put my dick in a Nutribullet if it meant I could have one sip of your delicious milk. He'd put his dick in a Nutribullet if it meant he could have...

One sip of your cream. One sip of your cream. I... cream. One sip of your cream. I If I can't get my hands on that sweet, sweet cream. If I can't get my hands on that sweet, sweet cream. I'm gonna wrap my lips around the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun. I'm gonna wrap my lips around the barrel

of a 12-gauge shotgun. Put John's phone number too. Dox him. I will at the end. I'm going to wrap my lips around the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun. What else? I want both of you, but I'll settle for one.

I want both of you, but we'll settle for one i want both of you but we'll settle for one but that doesn't mean you you both shouldn't be worried yeah say i but that doesn't mean you both shouldn't be worried be afraid yeah no be very afraid no No. No. Wait, wait. But say, like... I'm going to say, I'm going to say, baby boy wants his milk. Baby boy want milkies. Want milk.

Also say, like... And then I'm going to write now in all caps. Now! Exactly. Say I want kind of like a David Koresh situation. I want kind of like

a David Koresh situation. I want a David Koresh situation. I want kind of like a David Koresh situation. I want a David Koresh situation. The only thing that eclipses your musical talent and comedic abilities are the volume of milk in your jugs. Yeah. And comedic abilities is the volume of milk in those jugs. Yeah. And comedic abilities. Very good. Is the volume of milk in those huge fucking

jugs. I So good. I'm gonna make the name Randy Quaid. I need and then be like you might remember me from Independence Day you might remember me from

Independence Day when I saved the world at the end of the movie when he flew the F-16 in the mothership the same thing when I flew the world at the end of the movie. When he flew the F-16 into the mothership. Broke back my leg. Yeah, go. When I flew the F-16 into the mothership. I'm going to fly something else into your mothership.

When I flew the what? F-16 into the mothership. Yeah. Also, tell them to ditch those two Mormons they're married to. Okay? Ditch the zero, get with the hero. You know what I mean? They're not going to suck their tits the way I would.

Ditch those Mormon losers you're married to. Look at these. There's no way they could suck tits like me. There's no way they can suck tits like me. All right. Hold on. Let's reread this like me. All right, hold on. Let's reread this real quick. All right. Hello, ma'am or mams.

We're so horny right now. My buddy is so horny right now. He'd put his dick in a Nutribullet if it meant he could have one sip of your cream. If I could get my hands on that sweet, sweet cream, I'm going to wrap my lips around the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun. I want both of you, but we'll settle for one. But that doesn't mean you both shouldn't be worried.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. That was my addition. Always and still fear. Baby boy want milk. Now! I want a David Koresh situation. The only thing that eclipses your musical talent

and comedic abilities is the volume of milk in those huge fucking jugs. You might remember me from Independence Day when I flew the F-16 into the mothership. Ditch those Mormon losers you're married to. There's no way they can suck tits like me. I'd say it's good. Ah, that's funny.

Put it up. All right, first time I gotta change the email. I can't have them emailing the hate watch email. Does anyone have a fake email? Um, no, I just have mine. Just use John's real one. No. Why?

I bet the email thing's fake. No, it's not. Don't do that. Is that your real email? It's fake. No, don't even have them do that. No, no, no. Just fucking do...

Email's required. Just do the Haywatch one. Just do the Haywatch one. All right, I don't even know if we have a Haywatch. Just do Randy Quaid at Gmail. I will. Just do Randy Quaid at gmail.com. I will. Just do Randy Quaid. I don't actually want

to hear from them. That's something that Quaid would totally send by the way. Alright, it's been sent. Randy Quaid at randyquaid at gmail.com.

Sorry, sweethearts. You're both lovable gals, but we had to do it. I hope their husband handles their social media accounts. Laughing moms. Oh, yeah, they kill us. Joe, you got some John's Gun Corner questions?

I do, yeah. Yes. God, I was so distracted by the jugs. Here we go. I know, but you got the questions, right? Yeah, I have the questions. Here we go. Do the song. I know, but you got the questions right. Yeah,

I have the questions. Oh, yeah. Where are the guns? Uh-huh. Go, Debbie. Oh, Debbie, no. Oh, it's on the carpet, bud. Well, I just spilled Guinness

all over my rug. All over my rug. I don't give a fuck. I just spilled Guinness all over my rug. But I don't give a fuck because it's John's Gun Corner. Yes.

Oh, yes. John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah. He doesn't know shit about guns. No one online likes him. It's John's Gun Corner. It's been really hard to continue the show based on all the reviews online. Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. All right. All right. What is it? John's Gun Corner now. Wow. Everyone's favorite segment, John's Gun Corner.

A couple of guns pointed at us again. Question number one. Dear John, if you were captured by Sinaloa cartel members. That's the oldest cartel. Sure. What tactical skills would you employ to help yourself escape? And how long would it take before you just started desperately blowing them? Honestly. By Joseph H.

Okay. Honestly. What tactical skills? I mean. What tactical skills? And then how long would it take for those to fail and for you to start sucking them up? Like two days, dude. So what would the skills be, though, that you tried?

The skills would be, like, I would, like, try to be wounded. Like, I'd pretend to be, like, hurt at fake sickness. You'd play possum. I'd play possum, trying to get them to get me out of the barrel they've put me in or whatever the fuck. And then they would check on you. Yeah, and then eventually they'd get so annoyed with me and they'd need release, and then I'd start sucking.

And would that work? I don't think so. I think I would just suck them until they cut my head off with a chainsaw. You would suck them until they killed you. He would suck them until he died. Question number

two. Thank you, John. If John had to go to war at any time, which war would he choose to go to, and why would he choose to go to? And why would he choose that war to steal their valor? From Mike, my childhood friend Mike. Oh man, the funniest war to steal valor in,

I think... Honestly, probably like Vietnam. You know what I mean? Because there's so many pissed off Vietnam vets, it's really funny to be like, hey, I was there too, but... To steal their valor. Yeah, to steal the Vietnam vet valor.

Okay. What gun would be... By the way, real quick, I was watching a show the other day where they were in the show, they were... Oh, it was Fear the Walking Dead, where this guy captures a U.S. Marine, and he's torturing him to try and get answers out of him

because the military is taking families away from people because they think they might be sick. And John comes in in the middle of the episode, and he just looks up, and he's like, hell yeah, dude. I'd love to torture you. You have already reported this on an episode, by the way. You just made me laugh so hard. Sweet Renee, who is the official mom of the podcast, messaged me about that. What'd she say?

She goes, like, I don't think John should be attacking Marines. I'll attack Marines every day. Sweet Renee is the mom of the podcast. Pod mom, I'm sorry. Spank me. Not like that. Don't you hear that? Don't you talk about her that way.

You know what I mean. Spank you in a non-sexual way? I know you guys just caught me on the mommy thing. It's weird no matter what. Okay, question number three. What gun would be the best to make a glory hole in my wall from Sweet Kaylin Marie? Oh, probably one with a big... A shotgun.

A shotgun with like a fucking... That wouldn't make one big hole, would it? Yeah, well, I mean, you'd make like... I think honestly you can make a glory hole with three shells from a 12-gauge. In drywall, yeah. You can make a big functional glory hole. Now, a fan favorite. I'm sorry.

I gotta go pee real quick. Okay, good, good, good. Get out of here. When he comes back, we'll do another song. Our boy. It's our boy. First of all. Okay, let me point this at you.

We love you, JP. We love JP. Let me point this at you. Damn it. Okay. Dear John. Love you, bud. I am so sorry for forcing to kill Joey in the last question.

John. You should be. So, breaking out of the question for a second. John you should be breaking out of the question for a second last time JP Ryder Morgan said that Sophie's choice where he made John pick between Devin and I if he could only save one of us

I was vague I'm gonna be honest you started by saying maybe you would save me because bears stick together and then Devin pays me and then you said Devin pays me and then you kind of did a you bailed yourself out by saying, I'm going to do an Anton Sager coin toss. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, now I have a better one to make you win him over again. This time, I want you, John, to assign a weapon to your friends in the pod based on their personalities. Explain to them why you choose each weapon. And cheers again, boys. Keep them episodes coming because you

are the best antidepressant from GP Rider Morgan. Okay, you would be a blunderbuss. Just like a fucking, like, you know, black powder shotgun. You know those weird ones that, like, fucking Elmer Fudd would use? Wait, like a sawed-off shotgun? No, like the ones that's like a black, it's like a flintlock rifle, but it's like a shotgun. That's what you would be.

Okay. Devin would be a, it'd be like a grenade launcher that launches dildos. Very good. Okay, here's the next question, and then we'll do a song after this. I refuse to laugh at that. John, if you could build an Iron Man suit for Aspilla, what type of guns and weapons would you equip it with? Oh, my God.

It would just be like... I don't know, dude. Like, you know what? My proclivity is to go towards the gnarliest weapons ever, but I think poison darts would be really sick for Hasbulla. You know what I mean? And guys are foaming out of the mouth

and he's just like... Like from Apocalypto, you get some poison from a toad. Yeah, it's like kill Hasbulla with it. A bunch of of poison darts to kill the last thing you hear as you're dying is a cute little high-pitched laugh oh god he's so cute him at that fucking skydiving indoor skydiving thing was like the most adorable thing i've ever seen in my life he gives me baby fever yeah next question how would John assassinate the president? You can't talk about that. We don't do that.

No, no, no. Hypothetical. We are protected by the First Amendment. If I was... No, you're not protected by the First Amendment. Oh, it's a hypothetical. We're not going to get into it. We ain't going to talk about that type of hullabaloo. gonna get into it we ain't gonna talk about that type of hullabaloo we don't talk about the president that way over here on the haywatch pod we respect the president

no matter what color tie he's got on we respect the president yep but one person we don't respect is John. Yeah. We never respect John. This is John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah. He doesn't know shit about guns. He's an L.A. faggot. He's an L.A. faggot. He doesn't know a single goddamn thing.

He's talking out of his ass at all times. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. John's a... Uh-huh. all times oh yeah uh-huh oh yeah john's right oh yeah do it uh-huh and do it oh yeah when john goes cow tipping he just rolls himself down a hill as John's gun corner folks. How did you come up with that? I don't know. I don't know. The songs are getting more and more like lazy, but it's because we gotta take some time off. It's becoming week after week. We got a new segment this week.

Oh, I love this. Yeah. Do you have any more? No? I think we should move to the next thing. Why don't we try our new segment out? I have two more, but I would have loved to have heard about how John would kill the president.

Don't. No. We can't, Joey. No. Don't even say it. That's a death sentence for the channel. We'll go to the next segment then if you guys... Next segment? Yeah. Joey, we'll go to the next segment then if you guys... All right, next segment?

Yeah. Joey, do you have stuff for this? Yeah. Okay, all right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our next segment. It's Joey's Rapid City Roundup. It's stories from the latest stories

from Joey's friends and family in Rapid City, South Dakota. Oh! Oh! Yeah, boy! It's the Rapid City Roundup! If you ain't from Rapid City, you don't know America, my friend!

Yeah! It's Joey's Rapid City Roundup! Oh, yeah, I'm jumping like an Yeah! It's Joey's Rapid City Roundup! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah! I'm jumping like an insect, I'm jumping like a frog. I'm a human being in Rapid City, South Dakota, uh-huh! And I have the same instincts as a grasshopper, uh-huh! Oh yeah, it's the Rapid City Roundup, uh-huh!

It's the Rapid City Roundup, oh yeah! It's the Rapid City Roundup, Uh-huh, it's the Rapid City Roundup. Oh yeah, it's the Rapid City Roundup. Uh-huh, it's Rapid City. People are drinking breast milk. People are drinking their kids' bell food. Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's the Rapid City Roundup. Everyone in the city is breaking bones of everyone they know.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-huh. Imagine living in a city so small where you know the mayor and he comes over and he plays Xbox with you. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

Imagine living in a city that's so small where you know the president of the entire world. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. It's the Rabbit City Roundup. Uh-huh. Your best friend is a mountain lion. It's the Rabbit City Roundup. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah. Wow. I fucked up a few things there, but it's on the go here. That was wonderful. I love that. Stream of consciousness. I love that. So in the last unofficial Rapid City Roundup,

we discussed my friend group that stole milk from a baby. Yes. Everyone remembers this. Everyone got drunk and they took the breast milk for a baby. And they gave it to a waiter from a Buffalo Wild Lynx and they tricked him into drinking breast milk from

a human. Because he needs his protein. He had a long night at Buffalo Wild It's almost a rum shot and he drank breast milk. So the new big news in South Dakota is that one of my childhood friends who I love and he's one of my best friends ever he

was a national champion, state champion wrestler who ended up brutally breaking the bones of one of my other friends. This is a while ago. This is like five years ago. Five years ago.

I go, what happened? I go, for lack of better words, I'll go, what happened to Rock and Raymer? And did I fuck up? It's okay. Who gives a... Who's gonna know? They're friends now. They made up. Don't do that again, but we have to edit that out, but go on, go on.

So Joey tells me about his friends that I know have been friends forever. And one of them broke the shoulder of another one. The elbow. The elbow in a big, like, drunken fight. Yeah. And they had, like, a legal battle, and they didn't talk for years. And then they recently, they connected, and they're back to being great friends.

And that's beautiful. But the guy that broke his elbow has he recently broke somebody else's arm. It's a small town. And how many people do you know in your life that have ever broken another person's bones intentionally in a fight? I've never known a single person. Zero? That's wild. Zero.

That's a bad thing. It's quite rare. It's even rare for somebody who is a champion fighter to break somebody's bones in a fight. But I have a friend who broke my other friend's bones five years ago, and they just got out of a long legal dispute. They were best friends in South Dakota. Yeah. friends in South Dakota. Yeah.

They were best friends and then a man broke the other man's elbow shattered it big very expensive surgery. But they but they I want everyone to know though like because this

made me depressed for a while. I knew them on an auxiliary level. I hadn't even visited South Dakota before I heard this. I knew about it for years, and I never even met the friend you're talking about, who I now know, and he's become an actual real friend. But it all sounded so strange to me, because I was like, what?

Because I knew through you. I was like, they've known each other forever. I was like, they're not speaking? I was like, they're in court? I mean, they're, they're not speaking? I was like, they're in court? I mean, they're on like Judge Joe Brown and they're like yelling at each other in court? So they were best friends and they didn't talk to each other for four years. I hate that. It was...

That'll cause you to stop talking to somebody. The friend with the broken, the shattered elbow was going after the other friend's homeowner's insurance for a $50,000 surgery. Some insane big medical bill. But so four or five years later, whatever it is now, finally, this thing is resolved. And the bone crusher met with, like, they hung out. It was the first time he had seen them in all of these five years. The entire family, not just the guy's bones that he broke, but his entire family,

who was very involved with the lawsuit. And they hung out, and they all made up. So everyone's okay. And everybody was okay. That's really nice to hear. This dark cloud finally passed the bone crusher's mind. But... Five's mind. But five minutes later.

But about seven months later. No, no, no. Five minutes later. Oh, at the party he did this? At the party. Oh my god. Oh my god. Phenomenal.

Phenomenal. So when he broke this other guy's bone he was at the party that was to make up for breaking his friend's bones it was the first time that he had ever seen this family it was his birthday

they finally forgave him they were like okay you broke our son's bones and our friend whose bones got broken was there, and they were all just like, we missed you. We forgive you. Let's put it in the past. I didn't know.

You told me about this a week ago. You didn't tell me it happened at the party that was making up for breaking bones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't stop breaking bones. So my pal, the bone crusher, goes. He's like, I'm feeling good right now. I finally. This thing has been weighing heavy on me for so long.

And it's finally off. And thank God. I'm so relieved. Five minutes later, he sees. He's now got. You can tell this is like a mental he has like a real I don't know if it's ODT or

what exactly it is but he's got some penchant to need chaos and destruction. He's got a thirst for crunch. He sees a bone unfractured and it drives him insane. He sees a bone unfractured and it drives him insane. He sees a complete skeleton and it's like his personal nightmare. He's got unfractured insanity.

Oh, fuck. But so anyways, he goes Terminator 2 mode. He's scanning. He's now like the T-100 where he's just seeing digital red where it's like this guy has weak bones she's like you know old yeah so he so he approaches uh these two sisters are talking to a man oh shit and the bone crusher walks up to them and he decides this guy is a creep who's trying to have and they're by the way they're all 50 years old oh no so he goes oh this guy is a creep who's trying to like fuck these chicks and he won't leave them alone turns out later we find out that was their brother brother.

So he just dug a bigger hole with the family. No, yeah, so he walks up with this guy and he goes like, hey, why don't you take a hike, you fucking creep? Get away from these chicks. What are you trying to... They're not interested. Because he's trying to fuck the chicks.

No, they're 50. He's just... And he has a wife who's there and he's trying to fuck the chicks. No, they're 50. He's just... Oh, word, word. He's just... And he has a wife who's there. And he's just... He's got a thirst for blood. He's a cowboy, yeah. He wants to break bones.

He's the bone crusher. He's the bone crusher. So this guy starts saying something back. And the bone crusher's being so aggressive that the guy eventually pushes the bone crusher. Oh, no. Oh, no. So the bone crusher's being so aggressive that the guy eventually pushes the bone crusher. Oh no. Why was the bone crusher being so aggressive?

He just wanted to crunch. Everyone's hammered, right? Oh yeah. So hammered that almost nobody remembers this, and that's going to make things foggy if it goes to court. Because who's going to testify? Nobody remembers. That is good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when you can get away with all your crimes. Maybe, maybe. But so anyways, according to what I've heard, I think probably what happened is that the Bunk Crusher did get shoved first, and then he, national champion, state champion wrestler, decides to shoot. Maybe it was a double.

Maybe it was a single. I don't know exactly, but it was some sort of nice takedown. And crushes the guy's ankle upon the landing. Shatters his ankle. Shatters his ankle. Shatters the ankle. Completely shatters his ankle. So he just got out of this last bone crushing, and he breaks a brand new bone.

And so our sweet friend Brock, who is a friend of the show and a friend of Devin, he is the guy who had his elbow. You told me earlier I couldn't say. No, you can't say. We can't talk about the other stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we can talk about.

Brock will talk about. Are you calling Brock? Yeah. Hold on. Let me give you his number. Let me give you his number. I love this so much. I have Brock's number. Oh, yeah. Call Brock. Let me give you his number. Let me give you his number. I love this so much. I have Brock's number.

Oh, yeah. Cole Brock. We all got Brock's number, dude. I forgot about that. Is he expecting this? Yes, he is. Good. That's so cool.

Technology? Yeah. Cake's ass. Tech, man. Technology? Yeah. Cake's ass. Tech, man. Yeah, dude. Hello? Hey, what's up, Brock? What's up?

Yo, you know who this is, right? No. It's Devin. Who? All right, you're being funny. What are you trying to be, a big Hollywood hotshot? Brock, it's Devin. Yeah.

What, did you forget who I was? What, are you at the petting zoo right now? Stop playing coy, you cousin fucking hillbilly. You're on the podcast. Oh, no. You're on the podcast, you crazy maniac. Joey, we just started a new segment called Rapid City Roundup on the show where we talk about all the craziest stories from Rapid City.

I got fucking duped. God damn it. You told me that I could call you. What did you think this was? Yeah, I know. I know. You want to know what happened was I just door dashed and there was a weird number that called me. I thought my door dash was a little bit...

It's like door dash has a San Francisco phone number or something. Who the fuck? Who does door dash out there? What do you get your food brought to you by a buffalo? What do you door dash? Squirrel meat? You know what? Don't fucking talk to me that way, John. I will fuck you up, John. Brock, listen.

Brock and John have a really testy relationship. Brock, I'm going to triangle choke you in the next week, bud. Yeah, listen. Brock and John have a really testy relationship. Brock, I'm going to triangle choke you in the next week, bud. You've been trying that same fucking... I haven't been trying. I'm going to do it, bud. Alright, anyways. Tell the story. I thought you guys were door-dash. Sorry. That's okay.

Well, Brock, can you fucking... You told me that I could call you. Can you be on the show? No, you can always call me. Okay, good. You're one of my best friends, Joey. You and Devin are one of my best friends. John.

John can suck a dick. Okay. He hates John. I mean, a lot of people have an adverse reaction to John. It's okay, Joey. John and Brock are enemies. Yeah. But anyways, Devin, go back to what you were saying.

Brock is ready now. Oh, well, I mean, you bring it up back to what you were saying. Brock is ready now. Oh, well, I mean, you bring it up. Okay, you want me to do it? Sure. So, Brock, we just told the story. We're not revealing the Bone Crusher's name, but we've been calling him the Bone Crusher. So you were the first person whose bones were crushed? Yes.

What happened on that? Unfortunately, of course. Yes. Joey and I grew up with the same friend group our whole lives. And the bone crusher was a part of the friend group. And we're in the same preschool. friend group our whole lives and and the bone crusher was a part of the friend and um what is the same preschool his mom should be arrested for letting whatever happened in that preschool happen well well that makes it sound a lot worse than whatever you're about well like fighting stuff

like some sort of no no yeah not anything yeah, yeah, not anything weird. Yeah, it was like Jerry Sandusky's preschool. Yeah, yeah. No, no, not any weird kid-touching thing. We were just running it. It was like Fight Club for preschoolers. Right, you guys were running a mob.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And by the way, this friend of yours, I want to just let the audience know, a visibly sweet man who I've never met or talked to personally but have known about for a long time.

He's got, I mean, his pictures online are lovely. By all appearances, he's a lovely family man. Lovely family man. He looks like a leading man in movies. He's cool. He's an amazing guy.

We all love him, by the way. He just has a penchant to break bones. He has a thirst for crunching. It's actually a very unfortunate, like me and Joey talked about the other day. Joey goes, God damn, he's a war machine. Every time he drinks Budweiser, it's like spinach for Popeye. And he can just break bones within seconds. Like, it's just, yeah.

So, you know, I had the unfortunate circumstance of meeting Popeye. And he accidentally leg swept me as a goof, and I fell, and I completely, I'm a pretty big guy, but I completely shattered my elbow to the point of either needing a full elbow replacement or just putting two screws in my elbow. Holy shit, dude. So I have two screws in my elbow from the bone crusher. Yeah, the bone crusher, and you can't even reach your arm out fully. No.

Shut the fuck up. I could still beat the fuck out of John. I don't think you can. Hey, Brock, what arm is it? What? What arm is it? It's my left arm. You say goodbye to your left arm, buddy.

Dude, John, okay. Brock's going to kick your ass, dude. It's not even going to be close. Brock's actually a... I don't think you understand how big Brock is. How big is that? Brock's a fucking dominator. 6'3 or something?

Shut the fuck up, really. He's a huge guy, dude. That's all you, Brock. He'll be opening fucking bottles of natty light out of your ass. And he's got broad shoulders. I'll follow you, Brock. He'll be opening fucking bottles of Natty Light out of your ass. And he's got broad shoulders. How tall are you, Brock? 6'3"? I'm like right below 6'2".

Oh, well, we'll find some fucking grass, buddy. We'll find some fucking grass. But he's strong and he's an athlete. Go on, Brock. By the way, let me explain why Brock and John have such a testy relationship. It's because once a week for the last few months, Joey will call Brock and then John will get on the phone and John will say real cowboys are from L.A. Which doesn't even really make sense.

It makes total sense. It makes total sense. Like the shit you say just does not total sense. It makes total sense. Like the shit you say just does not make sense. Even John's gun corner. Come on. It does not make sense. Brock.

You have cognitive dissonance, buddy. Somebody old South Dakota. So Brock, the bone crusher crushed your arm. Yep, yep, yep. And actually, we were roommates at the time. So we were living together. Oh, man. Roommates with the bone crusher, you're kind of

asking. That's crazy. Yes, yes. It's a long, long, long story. But we love the bone crusher. He's a great human being. We still love him now. So this happened five years ago and so me and the bone crusher he finally moved back to rap and um we've made up since we're we're back to being best friends and so this last Saturday, he makes well with everybody.

He, you know, he's doing his nice bone crusher remark. Wait, Brock, when you say with everybody, he makes well with everybody, you mean your family, your extended family? Yes. Right. So he's, this is his first time coming back into the fold because your whole family was like,

all right, this guy broke your bones. Now we're in a lawsuit with him. He was your best friend. This has been weird. The whole family's kind of like,

ugh. It's finally resolved. And he's back and he's high-fiving and everyone's like, Did he lose the lawsuit? They go, we accept you.

We accept you. Got you. Yeah. He lost the the lawsuit he took it gracefully he had he had to pay for the surgery okay yeah yeah yeah his insurance everything everything's on the up and up right all is good in the world me and the bone crusher are back being best friends we're jokes. We're in a group chat. We're in a group chat with Joey again. All's well in the world. And I'm like, hey, great night. Happy birthday. I'm going home.

I get a text the next morning. Did you hear the bone crusher snap this guy's leg in half? I go, what. I go, what? I go, no, there's no way in hell

the bone crusher went out and snapped another guy's fucking bone. And they're like, no. He'll never learn. He'll never, like, they're all just... He'll never learn. He'll never learn. And I'm like, never, like, they're all just He'll never learn. He'll never learn. And I'm like,

I'm like, this isn't fair. Oh, God. I'm like, this isn't fair to the bone crusher. Oh, okay. I was like, hang on a minute. We need to humanize the Bone Crusher.

It's not fair. Now you're defending him. This is like an incredible... Well, here's the thing. The Bone Crusher is a sweet human being. I know. He's a nice human. It's not his fault. Yeah.

He was a two-time state champ wrestler. And so when people fuck with him, he could snap a bone. And like Joey said, it's like Popeye. You know, the Budweiser's like Popeye. Well, Brock, you're sort of bailing him out here. Did you fuck with him, do you think? Like, did you deserve to have your bones crushed? I didn't. No, no, no.

No, no. So my situation is way different than what happened on Saturday. I think more accurately what's true to say is that the bone crusher loves to break bones. He has a thirst for breaking bones. And yet we love him for other reasons. He's a sweet man that is lovable.

It's hard to explain. When you picture somebody that breaks bones and loves to break bones, you picture a psycho... No, he's just kind of like... He just kind of keeps... He's just set himself up

to keep having cartoonish moments happen. The flip switches in him, and he decides, like, okay, I have to break a bone. But anyways, go on, bro. But yeah, so this guy whose bone he broke at your family event where he was making up, so he was making up for breaking your bone, and then he broke another person's bone. Moments later. Yeah, here's the very sad part about it.

He's come a long ways to being in the limelight of, hey, this happened. We've come a long ways. I've come a long ways. I have babies now. I have kids. He doesn't go out anymore. He doesn't drink that much. The Bone Crusher has kids.

But he still tells you, he goes, man, those babies, their bones are really easy. They're gelatinous. Yeah, yeah. Well, so anyways, like, he makes up, and, like, it's going so well that night. So the fact that he actually snapped this guy's leg. Oh, fuck. It wasn't the ankle? Shattered his ankle.

It was the ankle. It's like right above the ankle. Oh, man. Shattered. Oh, my God. How'd he do that? The funny thing is I talked to the bone crusher the next day. And he doesn't know.

It was like waking up Rooster Cogburn. First of all, the funny thing is that we all sell roofs. We're all in the roofing business. The bone crusher? So the bone crusher used to be a financial guy in minneapolis very fine guy and he came back and i'm in the roofing business and the guy he snapped owns a roofing business and he's in the in the bone crusher just now started a job in the roofing business. So he called me, and the bone crusher is so naive, and he doesn't understand it. People kept asking, is this a roofing beef?

Is this a roofing? It's like gangs in New York. Yeah. And the bone crusher, he calls me and goes I don't even know what people are asking me they're asking me if I broke this guy's bone because of a roofing business and I'm like Jesus Christ

like it's just it's an absolute mess first of all also the bone crusher is a very high he's spoken highly in the wrestling world

in South Dakota. The wrestling world in South Dakota is basically like being knighted. You know, it's so If you ever win state ever in South Dakota,

you are literally going to have a couple connections to get some piece of shit job down the line. Like, it's just a weird thing. Like, it's just like, oh, you're a two-time state champ wrestler. I remember you back in the day. You want to come sell roofs? You know? Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That makes sense. But the Bunk Crusher called me the next day and he was this is what the bunk right he goes he goes buddy first like text me just goes call me right now yeah i've never gotten a text like that from him ever so i go oh shit, what the fuck is this? Is somebody dead? Like, I didn't know what it was. So I called him and he just goes, he goes, buddy, I'm in bad, bad shape. And then he goes, and then I'm like, what happened? What happened?

And he says, it's another bone thing like yeah like it's just it's so expected it's just it's just so expected now it's just like so what's the aftermath here the aftermath of the bone crusher no yeah what's, so what's going on? Like, how's the family? How's your, you know, your family that was mourning your bone crushing? How are they doing? The sweetest thing is... It's kind of like killing somebody at a funeral of somebody you already killed. But that's a good question. Like, what is your...

Brock, is your family like, oh, God, like, what is this? He's breaking more bones. No, no no no the sweetest thing is and I sent you the snapchat video of it is it was actually the bone crusher's birthday as well and so we were celebrating the bone crusher's birthday

the same time as the guy cracked his bone's birthday and my dad and him made up that night and my dad actually stabbed him in the face with a toothpick like he did seven yeah and uh what he that's his own bar trick and then he lit it and then he lit it on fire like joey has the video so he let he lights his toothpick on the bone crusher's uh forehead and we're singing happy birthday as his toothpick lodged in his forehead

it was kind of like a sweet like we forgive you thing but also like my dad my dad might have just assaulted him with a toothpick it was a strange hillbilly tradition well what's the latest with the victim the bone crust actually actually here's the thing. The victim's being actually really, really cool about it. Oh, wow. The actual country club's being cunt. Oh, this is the best part. Oh, the country club's claiming that can't. I forgot about this.

No, yes. So the bone crusher just signed up to the Arrowhead Country Club. Oh, first of all, this is hilarious. He's the only guy that he's been two months of member and been kicked out already. It's the fastest membership revoke I've ever seen in my life. So there's like, Devin's been to this country club.

He knows how fucked up this country. Right. Exactly. So this is where, this is where Devin, Brock, Brock, this is where Devin came to visit, Brock. Brock, this is where Devin came to visit when he visited me in South Dakota. We went to the Arrowhead Country Club. Hey, we can't be the same.

The name. That's fine. No, that's what's going to happen. There's a million reasons. We were so good on the bone crusher thing, and then we just tossed out Arrowhead. But I guess that's out in the open now. Yeah, whatever. Nobody's going to call this lodge and be like like do you have a man named bone crusher

you can say the name yeah yeah we do we just uh we just suspended him for a year but yeah so so it's a uh a private country club with a beautiful golf course and you could go in there and they have um kind of a shitty restaurant, to be honest, but they have a restaurant, and they have a golf simulator and a bar, and it's a pretty popular place to hang out at if you're in Rapid City. So the Bone Crusher just signed up. What does it cost to be a member there, Brock? you're just signed up what does it cost to be a member there brock well i mean okay so your membership fees are you know they're close just like if you don't ever set foot on the

premises and you're a member you're you're looking at like 560 a month but the problem is that's not bad 560 dollars a month60? A month. That's not bad. Yeah, so that's just to be a member. Pretty much. And so the problem is us idiots, me, Bone Crusher, my buddy Sam, my buddy, obviously Joey's been there. But when we get there, we're on the golf course, and we start going full retard. And when the cart girl comes around, we think it's monopoly money because we all got like membership numbers.

So Brock, let me ask you like this. What is the average amount per month that you think our friend group spends at the last year? Okay. Here's the, here's the good, here's the good. Last year I have zero kids. I'm not married. I average $1,200 a month. Damn. Oh my god. And our other friends did

way more. We have friends that have done into the $3,000 and things like that. I've had friends literally leave the club with a $7,000 bill and just say, fuck you. Jesus. But so anyways, the Bone Crusher just signed a contract for like 12 months at this place.

So what are they going to do with him? Are they upset at him? Well, at first they go, you're suspended for a whole year. The first thing they did was they go, you're suspended for 90 days. Right. Was that more because they give a shit about the injury that he inflicted or because he made a scene? I think the guy whose bones he broke was a big member of the club, right? Oh, shit.

He's a rich guy in town. He fucked up a rich guy's bones. It's like a made man of AeroEd. Yeah, AeroEd's like, wait, AeroEd's like, oh, way to fuck us up three grand a month. Damn, well, it sounds like a lot of people's bones in Deadwood are about to be crushed.

Yeah. Sounds like the bone crusher's gonna have to migrate. There's an orthopedic surgeon there fucking waking up with a sweating nightmare. The funny thing is that Joey's mom, sweet Julie, and sweet Johnny boy, they had to pick up the aftermath of what happened after this fight. So John and Julie were still there, and they had to you know get people right and blah blah and then and then my friend braden called me the next day he's like he's like yeah i was getting a ride from the lafleurs and then all of a sudden we see jeremy just literally just walking

down the road like looking lost and uh john pulls over. He's like, hey, man, are you okay? So he had to give Jeremy a ride. These are all characters from South Dakota, Rapid City. So they're driving home and they see another one of our friends just walking aimlessly down the street in a drunken haze.

But so, it's just a chaotic. What a beautiful place. That's the Rapid City Roundup for you folks. Rapid City Roundup. Brock, come visit us. Yeah, Brock. And let John kick your ass finally. We can film you and John fight each other or wrestle or something.

I'm embarrassed that I thought you guys were my DoorDash. That's fine. It's okay. That's okay. I have a similar number to DoorDash people. But anyway, you don't go breaking any bones tonight, okay? You stay inside. Be safe, Brock.

Save yourself. Save yourself for me. You're not going to break shit. You're allowed to break John's bone, and we'll record it when you get out here. You're not going to break shit. The only thing that's going to break is your ego. We did John's Gun Corner right before Rapid City Roundup. Oh, geez.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'll see it. It's kind of like losing steam, the John's Gun Corner. I mean, it never really had steam. Oh, really? John doesn't know shit about guns or fighting or being in shape or dieting. Whoa.

What the hell? Whoa. Keep talking, Brock dieting. Whoa. What the hell? Whoa. Keep talking, Brock. Whoa. Whoa. John, you know, John, you attacked me last weekend, right? I can't wait.

I can't wait. John, you attacked me last weekend. I have the voicemail. I know you have the voicemail. Do you want to play the voicemail, Joey? Play the voicemail. Joey, he said he was going to cut my milky tits off. I can't wait to watch you turn purple.

I can't wait to watch you turn purple. Joey, I don't know if you can play it, though. You're not hooked up to my voice. I can put it into the mic. I just hope the Haywatch people understand that John's a sick scumbag. Listen, I'm not a sick scumbag. I'm just kidding. Real Cowboys come from L.A.

We're all just being facetious here. You have like 50% of the fan base on your site. Easily, Brock. I'm just kidding. I actually love all you guys. We love you too, buddy. We love you too. I get a lot of messages.

Why don't you stay on the phone real quick while we play this voicemail? All right. Let's do this. Joey, play it. I still get messages about Brock from people going like, oh, the meatball episode is so funny. Oh, that's right. That's right. We did the whole fucking.

What are those other things called that you guys threw? Strombolies. Strombolies. Yeah. Joey Stromboli, the guy from 28 Floors Up. He's Stromboli. Here we go, Brock. All right.

We're ready. Hey, Brock. This is James Johnson from the Guinness Book of World Records. This is Joey. We're contacting you for being possibly the fattest man in the world. That's me. Literally an exact... I'm reenacting what we did.

We have to weigh you. I love hearing Devin laughing in the background. He found out you're possibly the fatest man in the world. That's not the John one. We built a scale just for you. Big, big, giant scale.

He built a scale for you. What's the one that John left? We built a scale for you. What's the one that John left? Well, so that was... John left one. We built a scale just for Brock. There's three of them. I sent them to Joey. Joey, play one.

Play the one I sent. Okay, give me one moment. Guys, talk about... John, talk shit to Brock for a second. Talk to shit to Brock. John, talk some shit. Brock. Oh, Jesus.

Here we go. Brock, let me get some physique stats. What are you, like 6'1"? How much do you weigh? I mean, I'm a pretty heavy boy. How heavy? 500 pounds. How heavy?

How heavy, Brock? I'm? 500 pounds. How heavy? How heavy, Brock? I'm about 235. I'm about 231. I'm about 6 feet tall. I think I'm like 5'11 and 3 quarters. Brock, how tall are you? 6'1 and a half.

What's the BMI, Brock? Because I'm pretty chubby. What's going on here? Brock is much more like He looks like he could Easily be in more In better shape Well Brock's a true Brock's like a college athlete A baseball

Yeah Brock's got No no He was athletic Brock's athletic He's athletic But let's be real here Brock Brock has athlete body You have bartender body

Brock could have been good At any sport Listen Brock What I'm gonna Von Fluke choke you Brock has athlete body. You have bartender body. Brock could have been good at any sport. Listen, Brock. What? I'm going to Von Fluke choke you. I'm going to fireman toss you, and then I'm going to arm choke you.

Like, Brock's got the body of, like, he looks like Rob Gronkowski. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. He's got the voicemail. He's got the voicemail. He's got the voicemail. I don't get why Brock is always so pissed off.

Brock, well, Brock is great. Brock plays along with his role perfectly because every time we call him, he gets genuinely pissed off. Yeah, he's lovely. And it's hilarious. It kills us. And it's all fake. He knows it's fake. Play the voicemail. And I don't know why these guys are antagonizing each other,

but here's what John sent Brock. I didn't even know this was happening. I didn't know why these guys are antagonizing each other, but here's what John sent Brock. I didn't even know this was happening. Neither did I. Fat boy, John Knopf here. I'm going to take you down to the ground so fucking hard, your tits will fall off. Listen, you're going to take fat milky tits, and they're going to get ripped off when I sprawl on you. And those big fat milky tits are going to get ripped get ripped off and I'm gonna throw them into the sun. You know what's gonna happen next?

You're gonna cry like a little baby. And then I'm gonna take your face and I'm gonna crush it. I'm gonna crush it because I'm an armbar. You feel goddamn hard. I'm gonna break your little arm. You'll think your arm's a pretzel by the time I'm done with you. I really helped you, fat boy. Bye-bye.

And you guys wonder why I don't like John. Brock, can I explain my situation real quick? No, I mean, it's free. Like some welfare queen? I've been laid on rent. I had to make a milky titty. I was eating government cheese. I was one Long Island deep.

Okay. That's no... You're talking to lifelong drunks. What do you think? I do like this. You had one Long Island ice tea. I had a Long Island. You made a shitty voicemail.

I don't know. I had a Long Island. What are you going to do? Brock, Broccoli, God bless you. I love you. We love you, Brock. Joey, say you love him love you. We love you, Brock. We love you. Joey, say you love him. Of course I love you, Brock. Come visit soon. I miss you. Come visit, man. Come visit. We'll come to you. I will be visiting this

summer, ultimately, just because. But you shouldn't let that happen. Maybe we should have a L.A., South Dakota podcast with the Arm Breaker. That'd be great. That'd be great.

Bring him out. Bring him out. Bring the Bone Crusher. Bring the Bone Crusher out here. The Bone Crusher came out to L.A. one time. He just did not fit in the comedy club, I guess. Oh, this is true. I forgot about that.

That's a good thing. The Bone Crusher visited one time, and I took him to the comedy store, and he met Luke Schwartz, our friend. Oh, God. And, because I'm like, oh, yeah, hey, Luke. I thought this was the dentist. No, no, no, both. No, both. Okay, they both had bad experiences at the comedy store.

And they're both wrestlers. They're both. Luke Schwartz? No, no, no. No. The dentist and the Bone Crusher. Oh, yeah, my boy, the dentist. Yeah, but so anyways, yeah. No. The dentist and the bone crusher. Oh, yeah. My boy, the dentist.

Yeah. But so anyways, yeah. No, I took the bone crusher to the comedy store. I introduced him to Luke and he goes, the next thing I hear is the bone crusher going like, I've never met a Jew before. Honey, are those Jews? Fantastic. Honey, are those Jews? That's great. Fantastic.

But yeah, Brock, bring them out here. But honestly, we're just asking for you. We're just asking for sweet Brock. We need you, Brock. Brock is all we want. And actually, Brock, just move out of here. Yeah, honestly. Bring Jenna.

You should just. You and Jenna could easily live in a place that looks just like South Dakota. Live in Toluca Lake. Live by like Six Flags. Your view could go from fucking cows to the Goliath ride. Yeah, I mean, exactly. But here's the last thing I'll leave you on. I was laughing so hard because at that party Saturday,

it's this nice country club. People are, you know, drinking nice drinks. And I pull up to Joey's mom, sweet Julie, and she's drinking out of a mug with a hate watch sticker on it yeah joey's mom keeps buying fraudulent merchandise from the show that's somebody's stealing from us and then she cornered me And was like did you watch the last episode And I'm like what I love Julie That's amazing That's so sweet

That's so funny to hear the son of somebody Say I love my mom too It's just very funny To see her pioneering Especially at a country club. At a country club, and she's buying... She was so proud. Yeah, she's buying fraudulent, pioneered merchandise

and showing it off. As far as I'm concerned, Julie is the matriarch of that city. Yeah, she might be the pod. She runs that city. She's like the mama-san for South Dakota. She's not competing with much, but I happen to agree. You can never give it up. No, she is.

She's the king. Come on. She literally pulled me aside, her and John both, which I don't know if anybody knows Joey's family dynamic, but they're fucking hilarious. But they both pulled me aside aside and they're just like, I really appreciate the friendship. And Julie's like, he's just the funniest kid of all time.

I don't know how to control him, though. Well, you can't control him. And then John and Julie both said, how weird is it that Joey stumbled across Devin? Bizarre. I'm like, they're like the same person. And Julie's like, I would let Devin stay in my basement

for years. My mom is like in love with Devin. Devin is the most lovable guy ever. He came over to visit and my mom was just like, I guess I have a new kid. Yeah, exactly.

She was so with how much she loved Devin. I want to do with us. I want to do a segment on the show. I think we should go out there. I want to do a segment on the show where I want to move to South Dakota for a month and a half. I want to move there for of the show where I want to move to South Dakota for a month and a half.

I want to move there for a whole summer and we see how much legway we make. I want to start applying for city or... I will do that with you. I want to apply at the city. I want to try and become mayor within two months. We're avoiding the bone crusher. Yeah, we have been avoiding the bone crusher. You want to know what's weird? My uncle is running for mayor.

Oh, my God. Brock, have you watched the Murdoch documentary on Netflix yet? Yeah, I have. Your family? I was like, oh, this is like if Brock's family was fucked up. Oh, man. But yeah, my uncle's running for mayor. Everybody vote for him out there who's listening. We will. Oh, Brad. But yeah, my uncle's running for mayor. Everybody vote for him out there who's listening.

We will. Oh, Brad Estes. If anybody, no one listens to this from South Dakota, but if you do, vote for Brad Estes. Vote for Brad Estes, mayor of South Dakota, Rapid City. Rapid City, South Dakota. Brock, we got to end this episode because we've gone way longer than we usually do.

No problem. Love you, buddy. I didn't want you guys to call me, so. Love you, we gotta end this episode because we've gone way longer than we usually do. No problem. I didn't want you guys to call me. Love you, Brock. Thanks for picking up. Thanks for giving us that. That was really good. Hold on, my door dash is here. I'll see you later. Bye. Love you, Brooklyn. What a fucking mensch.

What a guy. Let's wrap up this episode. Well, that was another Haywatch episode in the books. That was another Haywatch episode in the books. We called some people from Rapid City. They told us stories about bone crushing. Oh, yeah. Haywatch podcast, folks. Joey Arlo Fleur on Instagram.

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