Hate Watch with Devan Costa - The Booty Bandit

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

A Complete Unknown, Vivek and Elon reveal their hatred of cool American people, making your own Chipotle bowl, The Booty Bandit   Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code HATEWATCH at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  

🎵 🎵 🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. Welcome to Hatewatch. Ah, we, uh, we just, we saw the Complete Unknown yesterday. That guy Bob Dylan, man, he was good. Pretty cool. That guy could really write a damn tune.

What a songwriter, that's what I learned. I'm more of a Timothy guy, personally. I like his covers more. I think he's more talented, but. Chalamet, the covers are a little better. Really? Yeah, dude, they're better. They're way better.

They're Bob Dylan. Yeah. Yeah. And I tell Bob Dylan that Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I tell Bob Dylan that straight to his fucking face. I go, sorry, Bob, you don't have the juice, okay? Yeah. Timothee.

But you know what? You know what Timothee isn't? He's not hiding his duties. I'm like, yeah, Bob. That's one of my favorite scenes in the movie. The best scene in the movie was there's a moment where they're all having a party at like his apartment and his girlfriend's there.

And then like some other person like sees. Her sister. Her sister sees his last name. She's like Robert Zimmerman. Zimmerman. She's like don't even look at that. It's very funny, it's so devious. It's like I know your secret Jew.

The secret's out, you're a Jew. That's crazy. But god damn, what a great fucking song that guy could write. I know, and I love the movie, I really did. It really, they did a good job, because it could be so easily a massive embarrassment. And the trailer made me roll my eyes, and there's a few line deliveries in the movie

that you're like, oh god, okay, that kind of stinks. But overall, it really, I liked it a lot. Yeah, it's impressive to do, you know, portray someone like that and not be the most embarrassing thing of all time. Yeah. Like it could've easily just been like parody and made sense.

He's too, and they, he played him in a good way where he is like that same distance that Bob Dylan has from everything. Or you always like, are kinda like, I don't know anything about him. Yeah, yeah, no, it's cool. I mean, just like, the movie really really strides I think when it's like Because he's like such an enigma. He doesn't

Express himself whatsoever and then he just writes the song that is like the heaviest thing of all time It was just really cool portrayal of him and like felt like they nailed it. What was the movie centered around? 61 to 65. Yeah, so him starting and then changing to Electric to electric going to like the folk festival and everyone losing their minds. Which is my favorite thing, because I just can't help but think about some guy in his 30s in 1965, who he's probably still, he's like an old man now, right?

Yeah. If he's alive. He's probably dead. But there's people out there that lived for 30 to 40 years Knowing that they threw a bottle at Bob Dylan's head when he was playing like a Rolling Stone And they hated it They have and they probably live I wouldn't be able to live with your dinner parties like in like

1980 and somebody's playing like a Rolling Stone everyone's like this is one of the greatest songs of all time You're in the corner like yeah, I saw him live. It was, I loved it. It's the coolest thing I've ever seen, man. I definitely wasn't on the complete wrong side of history with that one. It was your dad. Yeah.

He's like, what? Play folk! I couldn't get over that. I'm like, even though it's a folk festival, I'm like, the song sounds objectively fucking incredible immediately and you're like hating it. I know. Yeah, it's so funny.

Cause he plugged his guitar to an amp. Yeah. And then lost their fucking minds. Oh, hippies were the most gatekeep-y pieces of shit. They really are such little fucking- Beatmix and hippies were the worst. Yeah. Fuck Pete Seeger.

Yeah. Hahaha. Every time he started playing the movie I'm like he sucks. Pete Seeger is like, he's like the guy that Dylan came to to like get introduced to Woody Guthrie and stuff and then Pete Seeger like put him on. The guy in Norton Place. Yeah and he's great in the movie but it is funny because he's like, Dylan's like, you know,

I really look up to you Mr. Seeger and all that stuff and then they cut to Pete Seeger like what he's known for and he's like what he's known for And he's like he's like land is your land This corny like blues clues ass guy I was like the Kingston trio like that was like that era of folk before like they became cool and started doing heroin and shit But yeah, yeah Boyd Holbrook is also fucking great in it. He plays Johnny Cash. Yeah, and it's like he's only I love him as an actor He's in the movie. He's great. He plays Johnny Cash. Yeah. And it's like, he's only on the- I love him as an actor. I think he's great. He's in the movie for like, maybe like,

a total of like, eight minutes. Yeah. But his character's so funny, cause he exists purely just to go up to Bob Dylan and be like, you're the fucking coolest guy I've ever met. It's really, Johnny Cash is just a hype man in the whole movie. He's just obsessed with Bob Dylan.

You wouldn't even know Johnny Cash, like, was cool himself in the movie. Johnny Cash, the whole time, just to go into Bob Dylan, like, you're the fucking best! Dude, you're the fucking coolest, man! Get out there and rip it! Like was cool himself The whole time just to go to Bob Dylan like Every scene is just I'm going Yeah, but he was great he looked so much like Johnny Cash too he did Yeah, I'm worried that fucked up look than Joaquin. Joaquin has the fucked up lip but. Yeah, Johnny Cash never had that. It just sucks everyone was like a faggot back then.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. No need to, got it. No need to, yeah. He sucked ass, dude.

They were so gay. What is funny? To overcome, that movie did a great job of overcoming walk hard damage. Yeah. You know, that's hard to do, cause walk hard made it so like I can barely watch anybody up there without laughing.

Didn't they make a Bob Dylan movie where like a chick played him at some point? It was like seven people, it was like I'm still here, it here was like Kate Bunchette played him a bunch of people played him I'm like Queen. I like that movie. I think yes. I've seen a long time. I'm like enjoying it. It's good. It's good It is funny that people love Bob Dylan so much But then if you do listen to the songs like around his like Cuz some of them are like six seven minutes. Yeah, and and they the first the first You know three I don't know what they're called,

verses, I'm a hip hop man myself. Bars. The bars. But when around. Bob Dylan's got bars. Around minute five, you kind of are wondering, is he a great songwriter? Or is he just rambling?

Is it just nonsense? You're like, the orangutan pants is while the refrigerator cries. Everyone's like, oh my God, oh my God. You're like the orangutan pants is while the refrigerator cries Same as the Beatles some of the Beatles shit you're like the fuck are you idiots? addicts There's like shitty Beatles songs there is I just like wait what the fuck yeah is it weird I'm a yellow submarine is like one of the worst songs of all time. Yeah, but I like it. It's like goofy Paul shit That's it sucks. I'll never put it on. Yeah, no, but yeah

Those wackos back then Yeah, yeah Joan Baez They're all fat. Hippies suck, dude. Hippies fucking blow. Yeah, Joan Baez and her fucking. Dude, I literally was listening to Joan Baez one time and my mom gets in the car and she goes, ooh. And I go, what? She goes, stinky hippie. You can like smell her through the fucking radio.

She's awesome. She sings pretty. Pretty too? Pretty too. She's got a mustache. Not really, Bob. She's got a fucking mustache. I would love to have like Risha, they're seeing the whole audience goes, wait. Yeah. The same joke? Yeah, she sings pretty pretty too pretty too I would love to have it like reshoot this scene the whole audience goes wait. Yeah the same joke no, dude She's fucking idiot. I'm at the gas lamp, but I go what?

You got a disheveled shirt on Pretty things pretty to things pretty to little too pretty No Guy furious throw saxophone I also realized there's like not really anyone else in the movie like that like In terms of like Johnny Cash and Joan Baez and that's about it. Yeah, they show I think that's good Oh, yeah, like when they start being like in here here is Sam Cooke. It's like fuck off. It gets a bit much, yeah.

It was funny, like he would just, he goes and visits Woody Guthrie, like fucking Uncle June in like the mental hospital, the whole movie. And he's like playing Woody Guthrie a song, and Woody Guthrie starts to say, ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! I mean, it's essentially like Hector Salamanca. Yeah, it's just a ring of bell, like. Just shitting himself Bob Dylan's playing a beautiful song and Woody Guthrie's just pounding a day with a

Also it's very funny it's so funny because they just assume that he likes it Yes, what if this, how do you guys know what to say? Bob Dylan's like and then he just goes Nooooo and Pete Saker Bob's like, and then he just goes, no! And Pete Saker here's like, I think he really liked your song.

Oh, he shit himself. That means he really liked your song, Bob. I keep thinking the same thing in the movie. I'm like, what if Woody Guthrie hates him? It's like ruining his mind What he got three finally like conjures up like like like a couple words And Bob Dylan's like he's like he's like he puts his hands on his shoulder He's like he says like, you know, I did it for you

Copycat It's one word I guess yeah Copycat bag! You suck! You do! You jacked my style! You're a wiry Jew copycat! You're a wiry Jew copycat! You're a wiry Jew copycat! You're a wiry Jew copycat! You're a wiry Jew copycat! You're a wiry Jew copycat!

You're a wiry Jew copycat! You're a wiry Jew copycat! You're a wiry Jew copycat! You're a wiry Jew copycat! Bob's own Pretty good that guy. Yeah, pretty good stuff pretty good stuff Johnny aware of what is what is going on with these? Indians okay, so okay from what I gather they have like this Vivek This is fracturing MAGA. Okay. MAGA's already, it's a, it's, they're already in a big, John's killing me right now. Hold on.

He's a physically- He's just gonna sit in there quietly and be like, it's a shame everyone was a faggot back then. He just goes back and then went- So he, okay, so Vivek's just talking about himself. He hates our, our TV shows, he hates sleepovers, and he hates balling out at the mall. He goes, you know, talking about American IQ deficit, a lazy and wrong explanation.

A key part of it comes down to the C word culture. Tough questions demand tough answers, and if we're really serious about fixing the problem, we have to confront the truth. Our American culture has venerated mediocrity over excellence for way too long, at least since the 90s and likely longer That doesn't start in college. It starts young They called you that celebrates the prom queen over the math Olympiad champ or the jock over the valedictorian will not produce the best engineers

Yeah, that's why we fucking rule dude gives a shit. He's so retarded He's so fucking stupid and retarded. Okay, I wanna just show the back. Do you know what H1B is? It's a visa they can enter and work here for and they're like, basically. If they're like good at the Matrix and stuff. India is a separate hive from China, but this one's like a poopier one.

I'm just imagining an Indianist with beakers of diary No, I understand what he's saying I get I understand what he's getting at but like the thing is is Indian This wouldn't be possible for Indian culture if it didn't if it wasn't first built by Americans, right? So Indian culture is where it's at right now in India where they're throwing diarrhea at each other and fucking living in shit But they could come over here because they're highly disciplined fucking poop throwers Yeah, and then they could succeed at places like Berkeley But the problem is is what the VEC doesn't quite understand is we're getting the top percent of any of Indian culture If you're like if you're an immigrant and you didn't come here in the back and like a fucking like cargo container

Or some shit you came over here on a plane You're like the top one percent five one percent of your fucking country, right? The same thing would exist in the top five to one percent of our culture is you're gonna get geniuses Okay, so like this is what I'm thinking. He's just a fucking retard and he like and he he's really What he's trying to yeah, of course he's Supported and everyone's like oh you want also everyone's now on to them They go you two are our little fucking immigrant fucking like agents you invent you invaded From within and I read it. I see haven't been listening to what you guys been saying because ever since she said shit slinger

I just keep thinking of the fastest shit slinger It's to Indian dudes doing a sudden death drop And they shit in the hand sitar Poop fight at the okay corral drop. Yeah He just he's gone like he goes a culture that venerates Corey from boy meets world or Zack and Slater over screech and saved by the bell Or Stefan over Steve Urkel and family matters will not produce the best engineers shut the fuck Yeah, fuck you more movies like whiplash fewer reruns of friends more math tutoring fewer sleepovers what?

More we go. What did he get out of whiplash that it's good to be that upset You should throw symbols that your kids had so he studies for his SAT when he's nine. That movie's a cautionary tale. Yeah. Like 150 years ago, we had to, we is in like, I'm talking about the Anglosphere as in England, we had to go into your country and make it illegal for you guys to burn wives

when you died, okay? Like 150 years ago, there were 800,000 deaths by tiger in India. That was just a thing that existed. And also you have a fucking peasantry class to this day that exists. Do those videos of a tiger just being loose in an Indian village are the funniest videos I've ever seen? Imagine how before they had to kill like every tiger in India to stop that.

Yeah. No, the thing is, is like, he's, he's not understanding, uh, there are, uh, but also like genius doesn't need to exist. You need like blue collarcollar guys and shit There's there's just something called in America called the Protestant work ethic that we have that a lot of people have that it's just like You feel bad not going to work shit like that. I mean They've slaves they're Brahmin and shit. It was just fucking retarded. Fuck them. Fuck you Libertarians this guy's a fucking libertarian fucking retard. He wants to I get I get what he's I actually listened to his interview with Sean Ryan

And I liked him in that interview. I thought he made a lot of sense, but it's like the more you crack this person open and you just see it's just festering and ugly and fucking His soul's just rotten to the core with shit. I just think it's funny how it's completely fucked with the, you know, whatever, the MAGA coalition, I guess? Well, yeah, because he's a pure grifter. Him and Elon both, all day, like every Republican on Twitter was like, the fuck is this? What is going on? Now you want to like, no more boy meets world? The Panga's tits are great! Normalcy doesn't cut it in a hyper competitive global market for technical talent

And if we pretend like it does we'll have our asses handed to us by China Did you see China's new sixth generation fighter jet they were unleashed? No, they released a so we have five generations of fighter jets Is that at Panda? It's the it's a basically in a tray. They can't do anything, right? They cannot do a fucking thing right? Is it a fried? It's basic. Yes Nice landing gear was still down while it was flying. Okay, they can't do fucking anything right like I'm not terror I'm scared of China just because there's billions of them. Okay, right same thing with India There's billions of poopy people and they like they fucking know fuck this guy hate this guy so much I'm fucking on must now that he won like I wanted supported this and fucking faggot

And then Elon has been been like been banning people criticizing him You're walking kiss my daddy be off Twitter Laura Loomer. He took away her Her check because she was talking shit to the Lord to the Lord Lord Musk, I mean that's cool. Yeah He is running it like it is cool. We're gonna living in a country. We're like There's a there's a the richest man on earth essentially like runs us. We all drive his car. Mm-hmm Everyone has his car. Yeah, every it's just a little spooky. It's a little very very interesting Yeah, no, this is this is so funny as you know, I would say concerning. Mm-hmm

He thinks there's gonna be like a cultural shift would say concerning mm-hmm he thinks there's gonna be like a cultural shift you know which which is we are so far beyond that we have a culture of fucking charisma that's why you guys sit in the back and do our fucking work okay you you go ahead and let your have your kid have no sleepovers and make them into some like fucking soulless drone okay? I'm gonna raise kids that get fucking pussy. Exactly! Okay, they're gonna be funny, they're gonna focus on, they're gonna focus on immediacy

in terms of their personality and not worry about in the back of their brain how much they have to offer, okay? I want my kid to be fucking kick-ass. He's gonna be a streamer, he's gonna sit around with, he's gonna sit around with different celebrities and he's gonna be a fucking kick-ass. He's gonna be a streamer. He's gonna sit around with different celebrities and he's gonna scream at a computer and he's gonna get fucking pussy and Sophie Rain's gonna come over and suck him off

and Karina Kopp and all that. That's my kid, okay? That's America. Not your fucking whatever you want. Yeah. No, we're just gearing up for the future. Which is weird that he's like calling for the culture shift where like that is the culture shift.

Yes. That's what happened in this country is we gravitate towards that. Yeah, the thing he's mad about. AI's gonna eliminate so many jobs people went to school for in the past 20 years. It's gonna eliminate everything. You see the new Willow AI, Google's new thing, where they can't comprehend how powerful it is.

They created something that, it sounds like Google propaganda, but then they made a statement about their AI chip. It can do in five minutes what a normal computer would take like a number? We don't even have a word for yet years to do and it's like they can't comprehend how powerful the trip the chip the computer Chip is because so their only explanation is like well must be drawing energy from other dimensions It's insane. Google's like saying this it's nuts There's gonna be no like saying this, it's nuts.

There's gonna be no- It was like, we fucked him and created God? Yeah, basically. Shit. It's insane, so all these STEM jobs are gonna be moot when you could just literally go to an AI and say, hey, make me a blueprint for this. I think it'd be really funny if Trump deported

Elon Musk and Zave. Took away their, what is their, are they on H1B? I just think it'd be funny if they got dragged out of their houses by a group of angry like, you know Fucking steelworker. We should do like like Chavez ravines Zoot suit riots with Vivek and Elon and show up at their door and just kick them out beat the shit out of them What's a joke? We have a big pinstripe suits on as a bit as a bit. It's a big bit It's a big bit as a bit. It'd be great if I blew his fucking head off

We have a long history as a joke Yeah, we have established history of satire on this podcast years running as a joke I show up grenades up his asshole and watch him explode As a goof. Yeah, that's what they call a colonoscopy in India I feel like colonoscopy in India. They shove grenades up your ass. It's so insane that he's trying to somehow say India has a better culture of work than America. If they had a better culture of work than America,

they would have cities instead of mud huts. How come it's super poor? Yeah, they wouldn't have abject poverty in your fucking country. They wouldn't need people like Gandhi and Mother Teresa. I don't trust this vague guy trying to fucking, wants to take the linens out of my fucking hamper and replace it with a Cobra If you want if you want to tell me sneaky sneaky, but jeep Ricky Ticky over here trying to why the fuck do you talk that way Vivek?

Did you not like grow up idolizing like like whatever fucking men's warehouse like fucking white guys on TV. Why are you? He's like his wife. What a robot man. Where's he from? I think here No, I know he's from here, but like this is wife white take his white wife away Or lighter on fire when he dies and then see how he likes it. We'll just do He also started like a fake company that like he just made billions off Yeah, I think I think he like did some sort of sketchy shit in order to make his billions. God. He looks like shit He looks like Dracula. He's from Harvard. He is from Cincinnati Cincinnati yeah great. Yeah, since I look at that average Cincinnati and

Look at him Yeah, I don't think I don't think he understood how badly this would go over with the people that, we voted back, like Trump won because we want like fucking, we want like 1950s drive in burger joints back and we want like doo-wop groups. Leather jackets. Yeah, and like you know know sundown towns and whatnot

You know Magic sundown towns for Indians No shitting after dark Someone lights a match and any people like oh fuck they smell us and then the whole town explodes Yeah, you know you don't fucking you don't go you don't you don't fucking say like like no more the Fonz So we want the Fonz back. Yeah in this country. Yeah, you know we've always had the Fonz. It'll always be here It's just now well. He cut his dick off for about you know eight twelve years the Fonz was what he did He was trans for a while without the Fonz's back what?

Metaphor my oh, sorry I don't get it The last eight, 12 years, the Fonz was the damn, he was trans for a while, but now the Fonz is back. What? It's a metaphor, my friend. Oh, sorry, I don't get it. Wasn't that good? I hardly got it. I barely got it. I don't get what we do every time we record this podcast. Not sure what's happening right now. No, he's infuriating.

Who are you guys? He's an absolutely infuriating guy. So, did you know about this? I heard about it. I didn't look into it anymore. I just saw oligarchs doing what oligarchs do. They completely out of touch with us. Everyone hates Elon now.

Elon the other day posted on Twitter, he goes, I am constantly being insulted on this platform. Yeah, I hope they shut the fuck up forever. Yeah, fuck you. Vivek. What is his job? He's the he's this head of sanitation or something. Yeah Like when to a pipe like Mario after making that tweet he's spelunking and been sewage pipes right now with his suit on.

It's like Journey to the Center of the World. He has a swimmers cap on. He's wearing goggles. Off the high dive. Triple back flip into a toilet. Have you seen those people who they're kink is swimming in septic tanks? No. That's all I've been.

There's people who will like pay that money. Would they kill you? Maybe. But they wear like sealed masks and they just float and shit Oh, but their skin is never touching it. I think sometimes their skin is can it really like it could really make you sick Yeah, yeah, but they don't care people get AIDS on purpose. That's like their kink But I just pictured Vivek does that he just goes in a septic tank at the White House

Yeah, there's people who are their king is like like, you know genital like mutilation. Yeah, but you only do it once which sucks Yeah, there's guys who like want their like dicks chopped off. That's how horny they get Yeah, there's a guy in India who like chopped his dick off and ate it or not India Japan really Called it an appetizer. Yeah, it's the chimmy Papini the peony Little Was it the I'm gonna do a papini. I'm gonna do a papini. I'm gonna do a papini. Di palito, di pap. Di palito, di pap. Yes. Yeah, there we go.

We did it. All right, let's end this. What was it? What was it? The, the, the, the, the, the prosciutto. The prosciutto. The papini. The papini.

The salami. And the bologna. So, there's a woman that finally took my life I love this video. At Chipotle, and she went down there, she didn't like how they filled her bowl, and she jumped over the counter and made her own bowl and started fighting the staff.

Hell yeah. And I feel like I would make this woman my VP pick. Damn, she looks like the alien. Hey, what is this? What's happening? What's happening? I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go.

Just let her make her food. Oh, she's a big bitch too. I also, I love the people that are watching going like, she's just trying to make her food. Like that's allowed. She's being reasonable as well. She's using the spoon, she's not using her hands. Damn, that's a lot of sour cream bitch.

I think that's queso. That's queso. Ugh, there's no way she can have that much queso. And then this guy tries Hell yeah, so we just let her go, you know, so there's more developments with this and now she's spoken and she feels completely in the right Okay, I'm not saying what I did was right. I'm not saying what I did was wrong. But I feel like I wasn't wrong to a certain extent. She claims her Chipotle order for Uber Eats was missing chicken and condiments.

She says she walked to the store and asked for a refund. Employees explained refunds are issued by Uber. She then asked them to remake her bowl instead and they refused. Claim claiming her ticket did not say double meat. She claims they took her original order and refused to give it back. That's when she went behind the counter to make her own burrito bowls. She claims she was assaulted first by the male employees. I was mad, upset, but to me...

Yeah, it's like Kato blew his head off during the World Series. And I can't, I can't hit a female, so I walked away. I understand you cannot go behind the counter, but watch my foot. This is so funny. I understand, but... It's like you're taking my property. It's my property. She's right.

Yeah. It's her fucking property. You can't go behind the counter, but they can't take your property. Listen, what she tried to do, obviously, she's a rookie. She thought she could get away with the double meat thing. You can only get away with that if you're in person and you hope that they forget to tell the cashier. Yeah, classic move.

So she did it on the app. She didn't ask for double. That she put in instructions. She probably yes, exactly. She put one chicken and then was like, she'll put a little more chicken on that thing. And they looked at that like, that's not how this works, retard.

You know, I just, people who don't act accordingly when they're fat, it's a real shame to see. Like when I was really chubby, I'd make sure I didn't do fat things. You know what I mean? Like hopping over counters and filling your burrito bowl. Yeah, it's like, stop acting so fat. Yeah, come on. No, it is. It's true. It's like why why every self-respecting fat person? You don't eat around us. Yeah, they don't they they they pretend they're they're not hungry. They don't eat

They actually don't eat and they get in their car and they leave and they go to like five different drives Yeah, or they just go home like Ginny sack and just fucking eat candy back down to the basement and open up their Halloween sack. But yes, no, she's, this is an embarrassment to fatso's all over the world. I feel very bad that it had to end that way and that he got assaulted. By you.

You punched him. Who would do something like that? You punched him. But again, it was only men that came and Yeah, they need a man to fucking stop your big ass. The woman tells me she did not get a refund from Uber Eats, but she did walk away with one of those Chipotle bowls that she made.

It's unclear at this time. So they finally just let her make one. She will be facing any charges. Interesting. Maybe that's what you gotta do. I would sentence her, if I was a judge, I would sentence her to have to work at Chipotle for free for a couple months.

I think they can do that. I think she would OD if she worked at Chipotle. We can have, her making a burrito bowl at Chipotle for a customer would be like, all right, one for you and one for me and one for you and one for me. I don't know, we can, judges do fun sentences. I think they could do that. They could do crazy shit like that.

They can do like wacky things like that wacky things. They make you join the military Yeah, really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure dude if I was a judge I'm pretty sure you could do like wacky shit as a judge as long as it's not considered cruel and unusual Yeah, yeah Wow, they can make you do like volunteer stuff like I they'll make if people like hurt dogs They'll make them work with dogs at a shelter. Oh, yeah, like Michael Vick. So it seems like a dangerous to do yes, you know, yeah, they just start beating yeah Yeah, you're like sentence

Fucking and then it's a father work in a kindergarten. Yeah That is actually that is what sentencing a rapist to prison is yeah It's the house of rape. It's their dreams. Nah, you're like a big old rapist. You think they've busted Luigi's ass open yet? Or do they love him? No, fuck no, they love him.

They love too much. We should look up Reese Johnson, the prison rapist. Oh, right, let me send that to myself. That's a good thing. He, you didn't get that? You can just look it up on Google or on YouTube. Don't let your dick become an icicle this winter. He, uh, you didn't get that? You can just look it up on Google. Or on YouTube. Don't let your dick become an icicle this winter. Get some sheath underwear and put it in a little pouch. If you haven't heard of sheath already, it's completely changing the game.

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Not take a take the booty. What is this? No, it's not. Oh that fleece Johnson fleece Johnson. That's least Johnson least Johnson Motherfucker make sure you put your fleece on it gets cold when I'm raping you Is this it? You know, it's watch it. Well, the one you sent us is different. It doesn't matter. Well, first of all, I'm trying to get home.

So this is a claimed, The booty bandit. Academy award winning rapist, Fleece Johnson, the biggest rapist in prison. They call him the booty warrior. The booty bandit. The booty bandit. He was on Boondocks.

This is actually Daniel Day-Lewis. He was on Boondocks. This is actually Daniel Day-Lewis. He was on Boondocks? Yeah, they made a character based off of him, the booty. So he got out and like. He was famous in like a video, like an interview with like, I think it was like Rikers Island or something in like the 1990s and he was the guy who was like,

yeah, you either do it the easy way or the hard way. And he's like, I'm gonna eat your ass with jelly of syrup. And he was just talking about raping men. Nice. Cool. That's awesome. I love that. I didn't like seeing my mama without.

I love my mama, man. I was a mama's boy all the way up. All the way to her death. Respect that. I love mama. I like how he's got like the steve-er one hat, but it's like he was like, he's the ass hunter. Or like.

Oh God. I like how he's got like the steve-er one hat but it's like he's the ass hunter or something. Hahaha! Roykey Mike. Oh God! I'm gonna sell my money. Like I go out of steel coming in to her mama and she said I want your blood money. Oh. And if she think I'm gonna stole it. I see there's a bunch of them.

And from somebody that she gonna make me give it back. I'm such a mama's boy, I raped her. That's how much I love my mama. It kinda seems like he like, like he pulled his teeth at the suck dick better too or something. Yeah, a prison rape is just like into his pleasure, you know, like making sure he's like satisfying the guy.

He's like, did you come? Did you come? He's like, did you come? Did you come? He's like, that was great for me. Was it good for you? She was crying. She was zero tolerance. Forcedly sucking somebody off is quite possible. That's the funniest thing I've ever thought of.

The idea that like me and Logan joke about that all the time. Where when his dad walked in on us drunk, I was forcing him. I was giving him the head by force. You're holding a gun to his head and sucking him off? In our drunk, I was forcing him. I was giving him head by force. You're holding a gun to his head and sucking him off? In our thing, I was picking him up, and his legs are over my shoulders, and I was sucking him like this, and he's going, ah, ah, ah, pushing down on my head.

Just ragdolling the guy, just like, shit. Like pushing his body into my head. Yeah. He can't do it. Big Jack dude, like, look. Like pushing his body into my head. Yeah, you know he can't do it a big jack, dude Really a horrifying thing to like riff about Completion you had nothing you could do nothing about it It's funny because it implies the other person's pleasure.

Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I get it. I've raped thousands of people. Fast forward a little bit. I want to get to the rape.

What does he say? Oh, there's a big bump right there. Go over there. Oh my God, what could this be? A little bit happened there. A little boner. So bottle his chest and started at me like that. So I'm like, what the fuck's wrong with this nigga, right?

So I'm looking this way. So I turn around, this nigga look at me like this. I see all them muscles and shit, right? I bet this guy is 32 years old. This nigga is old. You know, his shit is out, right? Oh, he's hard. I came out of the shower, man i went to some of my friends and

shit they tell us big red you man big big i think i don't care who is it like his shit was hard bro he's staring at me i don't think he's gay every time man and then one day i was getting out of the shower when he came in I Got out there and he give us thought this shit, right? Mm-hmm The other guy's like I heard everything Totally I'm understanding everything you're saying right now booty Johnson. He's like I need subtitles in real life It is very funny a guy with a shift white shirt says follow God not culture is just interviewing a dude This is not

Aaron Magruder is somewhere just controlling this guy It's really the funniest visual what about whatever like during the podcast I just went Jack like fucking fully torqued up just jack it off I'm like greasy covered in oil I get out of the shower oil. And I'm thinking he bumped he bumped into me I Did Touch me He's a dog you need in I'd love to see this game eat like he's like imagine it cuts and

Trump is listening to it's Anderson Cooper it's Trump and he's being very understanding he's like mm-hmm yeah he gets it all yes yes now you only know me like a broad a three-part east and out the store. Now I know what your man had. You ain't even told me. You ain't even told me. He brought his knee pads too. He just described this guy rubbing his dick against his hip and he goes, bro, you don't know me like that. That's his response.

I don't know you like that. And they both have the hustler spirit though. And so I said, all right. So back then in the green they used to have out of commerce service Tangles right? Uh-huh made out of glass Everything now is plastic now because he makes the user Can't even rape these motherfuckers anymore because the nicks and the arteries are so filled with plastics. I told you that one time when I broke it my hands is shaking. I said, man, I don't even know if I can go through with this or not, right?

I broke the glass. So I walked back in there. I said, if he touch me, let him touch me. If he don't walk in, I ain't hit nobody, right? That's how he's gonna stab him with glass. He was doing his hair, slugging that big afro and niggas. It was a jackduder than afro. He's starting to be the sexiest guy of all time.

He's getting fucked by black dynamite. That's crazy. I can't believe it. Right here. I said, what you want? He said, uh, can you, uh, you tell me when I do my hair like it, can you put a rubber band on it? I said, no, I go, that's gay.

Give me that. I ain't doing your hair. Faggot. I got a fat ass. I got a fat ass. I a fat ass no faggot finish inside my anus Man I do put on your you know what you mean? No, I said no man. I'm not putting shit on her You know what I'm saying? Yeah Once again, I completely understand what you're saying. You know, yeah, I'm fully 100% following this story booty Johnson

grab my hands and He's not still in the shower. He's like no, idiot. No, we ain't. You dumbass. We were next to the shower, Rita. We think we're in the shower like Osmosis Jones or some shit? You dumb motherfucker.

He rapes him. He rapes him. You got a fat ass. Follow God, I follow that ass anywhere. When you come out of the shower, they got a fat ass! Follow God, I follow that ass anywhere! Dude, when you come out of the shower, they got a little, uh... I also love that there's an AD at the bottom, like this is an architectural digest video. The video ends and he goes, oh that's great, no, I was just really, I asked where the couch is from. What's up AD, this is my cell.

That's where I be raping motherfuckers. That's where I wash my ass cheeks. Imagine this guy on Queer Eye. He's the new, he's the new host of Queer Eye. He rakes all of them. Jonathan's like, honey, you're like a gay rapist, honey. You're a gay rapist, honey. Honey, you're like a gay rapist honey! You're a gay rapist honey! Honey! You're like a gay rapist!

We have to do something about those teeth of yours! Shut my dick! Shut my dick! I got the five faggots from Netflix here! I got the five faggots from Netflix here! I got the five faggots from Netflix here! He captures them! He captures them!

I'm gonna eat your ass! He's torches them, they're in a giant cage. We should watch his original video honestly. That's actually really funny, the one where he's young. Look up, uh, Reese, Fleece Johnson. Fleece Johnson? Johnson. The Fab Five with Fleece Johnson. That's the video, the booty warrior. This is crazy.

But when lockup is evicted... It's on MSNBC. Yeah. He stayed on MSNBC. Yeah. He stayed in a dentuary. We met Fleece Johnson. A long time inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality.

But we have sexual desires, right? So you got a bunch of men locked up at one place. What? All of them get horny. This is insane. Right, so you got a bunch of me is locked up and warm place MC was doing shit. It was awesome back. I like the idea like if Lisa Johnson having like an agent He calls me goes, you know, there's hours you put into raping. It's finally paid off dude. I miss NBC wants you You're the best rapist of all time. Ha ha ha ha. This video also opens by going, Fleece Johnson, who practiced a very different type of homosexuality.

This video also opens by going, Fleece Johnson, who practiced a very different type of homosexuality. It's like, yeah, the evil kind. Ha ha ha ha. This video also opens by going, Fleece Johnson, who practiced a very different type of homosexuality. This video also opens by going, Fleece Johnson, who practiced a very different type of homosexuality. It's like yeah the evil kind

He's a rapist he's not just regular gay he's violently gay Was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security And he went on about it and on about an importance that booty has in a maximum security advantage. And he went on about it and on about it. In his prison booty. And I let him fuck me. Booty was more important than food. A man's butt. You guys haven't seen this?

No. This is like classic, this is great. A man's butt. What was he in jail for? Also, how do you let him out? That's crazy that they let this guy out. He's famously a rapist. It's because we, you know, we returned to a real pro gay country.

Yeah, what if he went to jail for like, just not paying like parking tickets? Yeah. And they just went on a raping spree. Biden pardoned him. That's why he's out. His name's booty worker. He's a good man. Corn pop told me about this guy, Fleece Johnson.

It is a fake Biden name for sure. Fleece Johnson. Guy, please, Fleece Johnson. And he used to come up behind me and touch my booty. Look at his hair and the legs. He'd stand up. He'd rub his shit on my hip. Hahaha.

It was more important. I'm serious. It was more booty. Having some booty. Was more important than drinking wine on me. See, this is interesting too because here he seems to have too many teeth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got them pulled. He had them pulled for sexual purposes.

I like boomy. Johnson went on to tell our crew how he used to satisfy his sexual desires, especially in the 1970s and 80s when he was most active and prison security was more lax. When I see one and he looks good to me, when I go see him I say, you come here. I say, I'm telling you what These guys Do they not like it if you're too into it? I think so yeah, like if you if he's like if like booty John Fleece Johnson like if I was in prison

He goes you better come over he's like wants to scare me and I go and like while he's fucking me. I'm like yeah What do they do they don't like that they want you to be like afraid I think he'd be into it actually I think Please Johnson's a psychopath Got a weird feeling about this guy. We can do it the easy way or the hard way. So, the charge is yours, right? And it was always his. Johnson also had a warning for the new generation of inmates. They might be asking for trouble from old timers. You know they got this thing where they shave their pants past their butt. It's a style.

They call it some sort of gangster style. You know, it's sexy to us, right? You can't get enough of this, right? So you shave your pants and her man, somebody be up in your butt. You know? And it's just that some- Johnson even let the locked up crew know that when he was in his prime, they wouldn't be safe from his advances either. If y'all had been in her back then in them days, and as much as I like-

If he was in his prime. Like he's like- He's icing. He's got like a team of like trainers and shit like helping him. Some guy's icing his neck. He's in like a team of like trainers and shit like helping him. Some guy's icing his neck. He's in like a cryo chamber, preparing for rape. Say ice baths in the morning.

I'm on a Whole Foods diet. See the thing is, I switched to a Mediterranean diet. Get more booty. Get more booty that way. There's something kind of inspiring about this guy, just being sure of yourself. Yeah man he just he most people are most people in the world they they they crave this level of like self-assurance. He knows himself. He knows exactly who he is. Which is beautiful about booty jumps. And he's not ashamed of it. He's not ashamed of it. He's happily talking to I probably felt one of y'all butts. Hey y'all was welcome pageant. And dirty, you just say so.

I've got no shame in my game. This is nothing that I'm ashamed to admit. I am what I am. I'm a warrior too. You know, so let that be known. I'm a warrior. That's the scariest guy of all time. They cut to another inmate, they're like,

yeah, he's got a micropenis and we just like let him in and he's making us. Yeah, it's like his whole thing. It makes him happy, so I don't fucking know. Yeah, don't tell Fleece, but he's always in my cheeks. They let flies eat out my booty. Getting raped by Fleece Johnson, Johnson you go is it in yet? It's like the green mile with fleece Johnson

Don't like bees come out of his mouth in that movie or something. Yeah, I've never seen it me neither I've really clips of it. I never seen it. Yeah. Yeah a bunch of like Insects on like flies or bees come out of his mouth like a local car Duncan. Yeah. Yeah. He of like insects or something like flies or bees coming up as my local like a Clark Duncan Yeah, he's a big it's based off a true story No, it's not that ten bucks it is No, he's like green miles like magic in it. It's a Stephen King book I think it's about I think it's based off of that like retarded guy. They electrocuted. Yeah. Okay inspired by the part It was fired by sure. What we're tardy get it electro the electric? There was like a 15 year old. He came out normal

I think they electrocuted like a 15 year old black kid in the 50s and he was like Autistic or something was really sad. Yes, and it was back to this This video Overprotective girlfriend and it's and it's a little interesting I guess. Oh, hey, watch out, no. Just because once again, I'm just so confused what people don't understand about the police being around. I know.

It's insane. It's as if they've never heard of cops. They don't know what they are. They just think these entities are just taking people away What's your deal man? They have no clue how to conduct themselves around the police They don't even understand why they're ever getting arrested when they like hit a cop. Yeah, it's fascinating When an overprotective girlfriend crosses the line

Like she thinks she's going home tonight, yeah She's trying to stop her boyfriend who's getting like arrested for something and he's like taking it. He's like it's what happens I'm getting arrested. I drove a little drunk or something. He's I have a date with Fleece Johnson. Excuse me. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen.

Listen. People love to think they're at the end of a movie. Yeah, they do. Every moment in their life, they think they're like, they're running up at the end of the movie. And then like her boyfriend's getting in the car and he's like, you go get my mixtape out there, okay? I believe in you.

I believe in you. You get my mixtape out there. Okay? It's crazy how nice they're being her I think the guy she's fighting for is a black dude Women just and she's just like frumpy retarded Asian girl Well, that's her man, you know, I think she's Filipino she's got a filipina Just dumbface. Sometimes I just catch how casually scathing we are It's crazy. I kill myself if I heard us talk. What'd you just say? How do you describe her? Frumpy, retarded Asian girl. I didn't even like register. I was like, yeah, she is.

Indeed. Indeed. Yes, indeed. I catch myself all the time going like, wow, I really truly have zero respect in my language for anything. Frumpy, retarded Asians. Yeah. If they're not in front of me. You're getting shit on. It's so mean it almost feels like she'd be able

to react to that in the video. I know, she stops and she goes, what did you fucking say? What did you fucking say? You didn't do anything. Yes he did, he's in the back of a police car. Yep, look at him. And that's the thing I think.

Yep, guilty. Oh shit. Every black guy out there has just a fucking pen full of piggies like this. Yeah, just Just defending them at all costs and will like all will be like I'll get dinner ready for you They don't care at all about them. There's like I don't man I just got a lot of frumpy bitches that you got an interesting bill for me's going on there? He's fat. Yeah he looks like the Grinch. Yeah he's Billy the Grinch. Duggrinch. Yeah I'm Duggrinch. He goes like yell calm down Max Max is a pitbull. Yeah, there we go Doug Ridge Hey if she needs to go for a resuscitator there we go now you're fucked baby Say it's a movie It's crazy he's like bitch leave he's like

There we go It's crazy. He's like bitch leave Be so sick if they just pull a gun out shooter Yeah, they need to give cops like a week where they could do that Yeah, they don't kill enough people. Yeah, no, they need to kill everybody. Yeah, everybody gets treated killed equally Okay, that's the problem is the blacks kept getting killed and equally, but if they're killing everybody, yeah, everybody would get in line Yeah, I mean, I actually I don't know if it's a made-up stat I'm not trying to wipe you'll get shot. That's what they's that's what yeah, they do because more white there's more white people Yeah, it's saying yeah, so there's a war this six were the white people mm-hmm No

You how much this is bail. I don't know Right now look at her. She thinks that's how it works This is bail. I don't know. Okay right now. Look at her. She thinks that's how it works She thinks bail is a bribe. Yeah. Yeah Real strong She's chung Li Chung Li chum Li. I know but she's Asian so it's chung Li Chungus Lee Chungus Lee. There we go.

Yeah and she does, I want to fuck for her. I can put an apple in her mouth and put her a roaster. Yeah. Peking duck. Hawaiian style. Yeah. Fat little baby. Fat little baby.

Fat fat fat little baby bitch. Cops calling that. Cops calling that. Get out of here you fat little baby. You're a frumpy retarded asian woman. She starts crying. You fat little baby! You're a frumpy, retarded Asian woman! She starts crying. You're not even a frumpy, retarded Asian woman!

Say that while holding a gun. Shut up! You're a frumpy, retarded Asian woman! Get the fuck down! You fat little dragon baby, get out of here! You found little dragon baby, get out of here! My big winner then, yeah. Yeah, also I love the power people think they possess by having an iPhone. Just so you know, I got you on camera, are you?

You're in big trouble, bozo. And I cannot wait to see your badge on the table. Right. Once again, she thinks she's in a movie, she thinks she's going to be in the room when And I cannot wait to see your badge on the table. Elise. Right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How dare you speak to this fat little baby? How dare you talk about fat baby that way? Hahahaha Hahahaha They're doing their jobs, Elise. They're doing their jobs. Oh, he's being, there he goes, now he speaks up.

I don't know why he's being arrested. You're not working 6am! You're working the wrong place, Paul! You're working the wrong place, Paul! Is there a link of a manager book that I can speak to? No, please. Just make... 6 a.m. you guys are fucking getting arrested for a DUI at 5 a.m. rethard Yeah, that's gonna arrest for stealing Christmas I deserve this, whatever I have down there is okay. I'll pay you. I'll just do it. I'll show you where I'm going to go.

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go.

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go.

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. then that every black guy has a roster of 10. The cop says that to the guy, he goes, you got yourself a real loyal little piggy over there. So you're one of those black guys that has a roster of loyal little piggies, I can say. Respect. Respect, man.

So she just, what does she do? She just like waits in the car while you go fuck women and like smoke blunts and stuff with your friends. She drives you to the mall. Yes. He goes, yeah. That's awesome. They he goes yeah they go respect they got nice they take it off they think it's got soft like get out get

back to your page come on man they go you know what man change it right. Yelling is not fair to a cop. Okay, looks like someone needs to go to the trough to eat, alright? I think you're a little hangry. They start pouring a bunch of feed in it. Is there a trough around here for this fucking piggy? No! No!

No! Bro, you got a wife, you got kids, right? Yes, go over there. So how does she feel about this of you? Because I beat her every night. You want me to treat you got kids, right? Yes, go over there. So how would she feel if it was you? Because I beat her every night. You want me to treat her like a good woman? My wife would be begging for me to go away. She's an active court order against me.

How would she feel about that? Probably free for the first time in 15 years of marriage. I don't care. Go over there. I know. Get out of here What's part three baby I want to see this yeah, she finally crossed the line. Oh, yeah fuck yeah She keeps getting comfortable slapping the guy she keeps she's already done it like multiple times. They could have arrested her by now

Yeah All right there we go she that's what she won. Yes, exactly There you go Hog tire She loves it see how she toned down yeah No, I don't. I want you to grab my phone off the floor, because you've been a piece of shit. It doesn't work that way. I don't care. She loves it. See how she toned down? Yeah. Grab my phone.

You know, it's so funny. They want the opposite of what they think. Yeah, exactly. What's good for them sometimes. They like want to be like yelled at and shit like shit. It really is. It's a cinematic brand. It's sicko. It's sick and it's terrible. They love this shit. They want to like act like they're always being oppressed. Main character syndrome. Yeah Get off of me

I also think people think it's kind of romantic to like be like like sitting on a sidewalk with handcuffs on yeah as of movies or something like Because of movies or something like People love this actually people like this like that don't have to actually deal with being like targeted Yeah, they love this being like thrown on the hood of a car by the cops man fucking pigs man I definitely am You know I've never like tons of like Armenian kids and like Filipino kids at the fucking Americana I used to like talk about like the one time that they got

You know, it's like a big badge of honor to them And I go that doesn't ever happen to me because I'm a law-abiding citizen And you're nothing but trash And you're bad for me, yeah, she's putting an arch in that fucking she is she's also getting horniness of this yes god It's horny little piggy. You cannot have this. Will you put it back in my shit? You're a jackass.

She's horny, dude. Yeah, she's horny. She's horny. You're a jackass. Oh, they realize that they're better than you. Ooh. I got a phone call. He goes, yeah, fucking Jesus.

I got a phone call, right? Okay, so call Ming's palace. I want reorders of fried rice. Ciao Ming Whoa, is that is that can the cops add like another thing? I hope you die. She said I'm gonna kill you I'm not questioning you but just understand this is the same spiel that I give absolutely to everybody, okay? Let's go up this way. No.

No! This way. Yeah, she's horny. It's not that hard to follow directions. Get off of me! Police, why are you making us so- Because! Not hard to follow directions.

Get down. Get down. Lower it. Now. So now you're gonna listen. No. No. No! You're a pathetic piece of shit. It's not that hard to follow directions. Get down. Get down. Lower it. Now. So now you're gonna listen. No. No. No. You're a pathetic people shit. It's not that hard to follow directions. You're a pathetic people shit.

What if I told you there's a puddle of mud where we're going? You're gonna get your ass kicked. You're gonna roll around and change your tone? Stop turning me on. You know when I started this podcast I had no idea just how valuable bodycams would be I know it's it's truly like I know it's become like the theme of the show essentially like we wrap up every app with like a classic body cam but like I can't even get away from it and I apologize to the viewers if you find these these things repetitive or whatever but but it's just, it's the greatest content there is. It's so good. It's because it doesn't feel like you should be seeing it.

You're not, yeah. And you see maniacs and it's schizophrenics and people that just have like huge egos that get what's coming to them. It's just, it's a glimpse into life. It's not even really about like the cops or it being like an arrest or body Camp it's just fascinating like when they walk up to the door and bang on the door and then yeah You know somebody opens it

I mean if citizens were a were required by law to wear body cams They want to be the same kind of thing all body cams are is the emergency that happened that night and we could have you it That's the most important thing that happened that night right stop This is what everyone does in their life. They hear sirens. They go under wish I could see that You know But yeah, oh man. I went speaking that it's kind of crazy I went to the MacArthur Park station for the first time ever mm-hmm. Holy fuck the train station Fuck yeah MacArthur Park's a fucking nightmare third world

Fuck. Oh yeah, MacArthur Park's a fuckin' nightmare. It's third world. Fuck. Third world. You know all those stands? Stunned. All those stands at MacArthur Park that sell like bootleg Dodgers gear and things that just say LA, shit like that. They all get taxed by the gangs

in MacArthur Park all the time. Dude, I leave the fuckin' train. I've never seen this many homeless people on the platform, first of all. I walk up, immediately you're just smelling fentanyl. Just in the air. Ooh, just smelling Fent. And then you get on it. What does it smell like? It smells like kind of like burning trash, but sweet. And, uh,

so I'm really nice to them to make it. Yeah. It's like incense. And I go up there and I immediately see there's like, it's like something out of like a fucking something out of like, uh, the tax collector, there's two police cars, they're arresting a troll. They're spreading his legs and handcuffs and behind him, there's just a bunch of people loading up NOS balloons and like doing them and watching the arrest happen. Blew my fucking mind.

And also on the way over here on Sunset, you guys want to know, because people in cars want to know this, there's just bags of shit in the road. I'm riding by it and I'm like, what is that bag of? I'm going around it. I'm just smelling human shit. It's just shit.

It's insane. NOS balloons are like, that's like cotton candy for homeless shit. It's just shit. Oh my God. It's insane. NOS balloons are like, that's like cotton candy for homeless people. Like they're at the fair or at Trollos. Yeah. They love it. Once a week, the park in front of my house,

I'll walk out the next morning and there's just empty canisters of galaxy gas, the NOS stuff, like five of them. And then there's always like four or five, like empty giant buzz balls. You gotta go stop that because I seen some Eggers on your street. I don't like them. I don't like those little turds walking around. It's just,

I couldn't imagine how bad they feel the next day after doing nausea on night and drinking like those gallon buzz balls. I didn't get hangover. So I was like 27 bro. Really? Like when I was, when I was in college, I were worse when I was younger. But I'm being really, when I was in college, I would have a whole eighth of sailor Jerry and fucking like two tall boys and wake up the next day like nothing happened Yeah, when I was younger my hangovers were so much worse. I don't know what it was. Hmm Interesting like I would like throw up the next day. I haven't thrown up the next day. I don't know ten years

Yeah, I'd wake up fucking go to school Party on a Sunday college no and fucking high school oh really we get fucked up on a Sunday wake up go to be at school 8 a.m. really fine never drank in high school I got regret a lot of things I regret I puked on a girl's dog one time at a party in high school that's cool it was crazy sure she hated that oh she was pissed man I remember I was how do you puke on a dog every time I take a drag of a cigarette when I was younger after I drank a bunch I would just immediately vomit and I went outside and I need to piss I was pissing in a bush and I was

smoking well I really about these stories that you were 400 pounds really important detail you can't skip over the fattest guy the party threw up a dog I didn't know this girl either I'm pissing I took a drag of the cigarette I realized I have to puke and then her dog just runs right in front of me and I just blow chunks all of this White poodle it was why yeah, and I just like fucking walked away. I was yeah, right And they oh dude died the second the pool You know like inside the fucking I was like I have to bounce guys. I fucking they knew it was you huh They knew it was you know they never found out yeah, my buddy did

Yeah, we did horrible You were a fat guy that vomited on a dog and then escaped All time ripping his signal I told you about the chicken parmesan, too I probably talked about this before this is like early episodes But my buddy used to take shits and foil and then wrap it up and label it chicken parmesan He's just freebasing it Yeah, no he would wrap it up

He would light it up under foil No, he'd wrap it up put a thing on you'd write chicken parmesan and then put it in the woman's fridge like whoever's fridge it was Party So I think there is chicken parmesan but it's shit Yeah like I really like you having to deliver what the punchline was. You're like, so yeah, I'll just repeat it again. Once again, it was shit in the floor.

I think we'd steal things. I would steal a lot from parties too. Oh yeah, skateboards was our thing. We'd steal skateboards. Oh, I'd be pissed, yeah. I stole like a Faberge egg from my house one time. That was good. From your house?

No, from like a, no, that's not stealing. It's mine. No, it was very funny we me and all my friends we stole this girl's like Faberge egg her like computer mouse which was very funny yeah it's just a fuck with her just fuck with her because we were laughing so hard we came back with our loot and the next day she went on Facebook or myspace back then she was, who the fuck stole my computer mouse and my Faber Shea egg and all that stuff?

He goes, by the way, the computer mouse really fucked me up. It took me 45 minutes to make this post. He was like, just get out and be like alt shift till I get to the thing. And it was making me laugh so hard. We would bring screwdrivers to parties and we would always inevitably get kicked out

because we went to St. Francis. And like, we would just, we knew we were gonna get kicked out because we went to St. Francis. And like, we would just, we knew we were gonna get kicked out if like the vibe started shifting, so we just started stealing every doorknob in the house. We'd start stealing doorknobs and loading backpacks up with doorknobs. And then our final move,

if we got kicked out of a party, is we'd steal the keg tap. Oh. That's horrible. Were you like just like searching for parties all the time? Yeah, I was, it's really the most pathetic error of my life is that that we hear about a party via somebody who knew someone at that I thought it was fun. We came out at times the amount of times

I would just show up to a house like Sylmar. Yeah, I'm like walking to a backyard people like who the fuck are you? Yeah, well Kelsey told us to come they're like who the fuck is Kelsey and you're like, okay, I'll be leaving now Yeah, that happened I had friends that used to go to those things and then like steal like like one Of them like they stole like a TV from a random house They got like arrested and stuff one time we were in Alta Dina. This is the worst thing I've ever done I didn't do it I witnessed it but we got kicked out of a party in Alta Dina and you know the Alta Dina sheriffs

They have a helicopter they have to use like they have to use it all the time. I read to keep getting funding my Dude, this is bad okay so we leave the party we get kicked out and I'm my buddy I'm not gonna get it again I am 400 pounds my buddy my buddy my buddy goes he calls the cops after we get kicked out because there's a bunch of black guys fighting in there Because there's a bunch of black guys fighting in there Helicopters buzzing the party. They've had a paddy wagon everybody was getting arrested people running in all these different directions Just cuz my one friend called He swatted the party the party is nuts and I remember I remember I was super at this you love this

I was super fat But my favorite thing to do when the police helicopter come is I just bring down the street at full at full like speed Put the spotlight on me and I feel like Terminator We grew up in the era and near the area where the project X parties. Yeah real quick You're more like the bacon eater, but I go on You're more like the baconator, but uh go on Where the cogs turning in your head, yeah, it just moved on to click How do you though it out?

You ever get invited to a project that oh, yeah, I mean I had friends who threw them constantly We had like a police helicopter show up to party one time. Yeah This kid I knew Phil He was gonna get shipped off to the Marines or whatever, like he was joining the army. But his like family friend was like, hey, can you house at our place for three months? Like they're going to this huge family vacation. He's like, yeah, of course.

He threw parties there every single night. Like the doors were all broken, like TV shattered, every glass table was shattered. Like that rock. He just destroyed a house. Yeah. And one night he threw this giant party and It was in Shadow Hills. So it was like you know Shadow Hills

Yeah, so it was one of these houses. I was on top of like a hill was the only house on the hill there's only one exit just a long driveway goes down to the main street and These like literal neo-nazi showed up. Mmm like that's some Shadow Hill shit Yeah showed up in a black pickup truck. They have they were in like swastikas and stuff They all shaved heads one one of the guys who was way older shouldn't have been at like a high school or like early 20s part There's always an alpha male. He was like 46. Yeah. Yeah, and he's he was like the guy from like, this is London, England So they sure they show up and they just start throwing they block the driveway like they put the truck so you can't leave and then they just like Held his host as do is walking around with a knife. He was shirtless. It's like literally has like swastika

Satu not shit. It looked like Edward Norton. Yeah, and then American History X and he's like swinging a knife at people and like going This guy had just gotten out of prison and Then they were trying to find Phil the the guy who was throwing the party, and he was inside and we're like hiding him. And they were like, let us in, fuck Phil. Cause we were in a green book situation. It was true. Green room.

It was green book. Connor had to drive a black panist across neo Nazi territory. So yeah, cause they were mad because we kicked them out initially. And then they blocked the driveway. And the kid was like, give us Phil, I wanna fuck him up. And I'm blocked.

Give us Phil. Give us Phil. Give us Phil. I'm Mad Max, speaker. We need Phil. And so I'm blocking the door at one point. One of the guys, one of the Nazis, I didn't know, I used to skate with him in the skate park.

So I was a skate parker. Was it fucking, oh no. You wouldn't know him, but this kid, his name is like Michael, he's like three years older than me. It is funny that John thought he was. There was a neo-Nazi. You might know him. The neo-Nazi that was in our class.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm blocking the door and I'm like, hey Michael, fucking chill man, like I know you, I know we're friends, can't you just fucking calm down? Like, you guys just leave, you know? And everyone's inside this living like watching Me talk to the guy and he shoves me really hard and everyone was do you fucking touch gone or like the whole part I'm just like band together like kick this guy's ass

But I was blocking them for like an hour and a half and then eventually my friend Alejandro is like hey I'll take over if you want like I can tell you're probably tired talking this guy. I was like yeah for sure All hundred gets over there. He goes hey man keys calm down the guy immediately headbutts all and then no one says anything like the reaction to me getting pushed was so bombastic and huge this dude gets his like no shatter and it's like that's real violence that's scary what happened yeah so that would even like with all yeah no the whole thing. Yeah, so then eventually somebody called saying they had like weapons like guns and stuff. So police helicopter shit showed up and

Phil freaked out. He he came down. He like locked all the doors So I got stuck outside and like they were arresting anyone who was outside so the helicopters and I'm like I'm hiding in a bush I just could day you'll get tackled by a cop and I'm like, holy fuck I'm just like watching all happen feel like I was in a movie Yeah, but yeah, so then they got arrested that guy just went straight back to jail back to Fleece Johnson But yeah, that was one of the weird like more like Movie cinematic like yeah party nights where I was like what the fuck is going on. That's a funny thing we knew I

Went to a neo-nazi party yeah I think Joey's here we knew a guy Joey here Joey Joseph we knew a guy in our class in my class in high school Oh My god Homeless man That's a nice jacket Joey you just smell you just smell like boo you smell like you smell like crazy homeless You look like the soloist

South Dakota People thought Joey was like Greyhound therapy. They're like, oh we gotta gotta get him out of South Dakota for winter. We gotta send him down to LA. Put it under. We gotta go around that. We might as well just wrap this episode up. Yeah, let's wrap it up. Do the page you're only gonna hear about South Dakota. Oh my god, Joey. Yeah, real quick. We remember we had that neo-nazi And he was dating a chick who was like the daughter of the head of the Area nation and matter she was terrifying there was like a hit out on her and there was like bodyguards everywhere She was around like neo-nazi bodyguards around her already was tattoos from here like she had full body tattoos

Okay, bye. Yeah, I like that jacket Yeah, okay. Bye. Yeah, boy. I like that jacket Right well, I think we did some great work here good stuff Join us on the patreon patreon.com slash hate watch podcast god bless