Hate Watch with Devan Costa - The Toad Book

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

Man gets caught by wife having gay sex with Xbox friend, gay hairdresser sent to El Salvadoran prison, toad book lady gets kicked off flight https://www.patreon.com/hatewatchpodcast Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code HATEWATCH50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/HATEWATCH50OFF

🎵 You You motherfuckers you motherfuckers You got room now I'm happy for you man If I need a piss we had to adjust the king seat. Oh, yeah. Yeah the throne the throne space John and I were saying I'm gonna install Oh yeah, yeah. The throne. The throne. The space. John and I were saying, I'm gonna install like a ceiling hoist for all of my equipment, and then I'm gonna get this chair. I'm gonna do max height on the chair.

I'm gonna get a mic stand. I'm gonna get a much better, I'm gonna get a gold plating mic. Everything's hanging from the ceiling. Everything you touch. Just to piss Devin off, because he gets so mad. I don't get upset.

He's like, oh, Joey has a nice chair. He starts flipping out. He said, that piece of shit chair. Not at all. I love the chair. You always said you hated it. It's fit for a king. Big fan.

Big fan of the chair. It was just huge at the beginning. And now you're not knocking things over. It's great now. Cause I, yeah. Now you have to move the table up a couple inches. It's good. How was everybody?

I'm quite good. I'm good. I'm tired. Not good. What a lovely week. Yeah? What do you mean? I don't know You might as well just say that every week. What a lovely week You can lie all you want. Stocks are down. Stocks are down. The Dow is down. Portnoy lost seven million. That's fun

That is fucked up. No, that's not okay. I like hearing that. I love it pizza reviews And I wish the man wealth and prosperity. I've already heard of a couple of people we know that I have TDS because they're losing so much money in stock what's TDS yeah very non-political friend is suddenly just like I he's like Trump's a piece of shit that's all it takes for one personal thing to happen you're like fuck that guy affects you all you like, what does it mean though? You know, we have to go through some bad times to get to the good, right?

And so this is good because somebody, there'll be a factory that we can get a job at. That we can work at, yeah. Yeah. Right? They're going to, so China, we can't, we're not trading with them anymore. So yeah, now we have to like make our own vapes.

Yeah, we have to make our own vapes. Yeah we have to make our own vapes. Yeah that's good news for us because now vape factories everywhere you look. Now we finally know what's in it. And we have big vape jobs. Yeah. So now we're going to have two vape jobs. We should do like our own like artisan vape shop you know. Just me and Joey and Abrans making vapes. Like Tandel Makers. I mean, I like, kind of like that these guys suck so much ass that the stocks, like, well, they'd be like, Elon, I love that Elon keeps sucking ass. Teslas are like, Teslas are like $25 a month now.

I hope Elon punts his child on stage and then they go even further down. We should all get Teslas. I like that there's finally like an economic effect to how much he sucks. Yeah, it's nice. As a person, he such he sucks so bad, he's like plummeting stocks. Well, actually, I think he's it's good that he sucks so bad because. Well, yeah, if you want a Tesla, it's good. If you're a poor family that can't you can you can now afford a really cool car

because the CEO is a retarded Nazi guy. Yeah. That rules. I would be like, thank you. I love that he's a Nazi. So, yeah, absolutely. I think that's a good thing. And everyone protesting is kind of gay. Yeah.

Well, I think the issue is that a lot of people own Tesla stock. Right. I don't care about stock people. I know, I know, but like even like- Don't even know what that is. Middle class guys with Tesla stock because they're like

You know disillusioned they think that he you know does just gonna fix the country and all that And so like well, they go Let's put 75% of our savings into Tesla because we believe in him so much and then he starts running around the chainsaw Yeah, and you know all the other shit that I don't even know about I get it. Yeah, you know, he's but he sucked ass for so long It's like these people that are acting like they gotta return their Teslas, it's like there's a bunch of other people that work for the company. Do you, when you buy from Amazon,

is that, are you going like, I love you Mr. Bezos? Like, anytime you use a company, are you like, is that a co-sign of the CEO behind it? Yeah, but also the irony of just like protesting him on his own website too. Yeah. Like people on Twitter, on X being like, piece of shit, don't buy Tesla.

It's like you're on his app. You can't escape. I'm gonna get a Tesla and I'm gonna get, cause everyone's got, all the Teslas in the neighborhood now have stickers. Auntie Elon Club, or I bought this before Elon went wacko. So that's my favorite one. I bought this Tesla before Elon went crazy.

Bit of a wacko. I'm gonna get a Tesla and I'm gonna put a sticker on it that says, don't blame me, I bought this in before Elon went crazy. Bit of a wacko. I'm gonna get a Tesla and I'm gonna put a sticker on it that says, don't blame me, I bought this in between salutes. It's good. It's good. I'm gonna pull up to people and go, they're protesting me, they're booing me, they're about to like blow my car up like I'm Ace Rothstein.

And I'm gonna go, guys, no, I bought it recently. It was between the second and a half. I literally, he did the first one, and then I ordered it and he did the second one. When it was up to interpretation, I said, all right, we got maybe a car here. Second one, I go, aw, shucks. Guys, I get it, my heart goes out to you. I drive off.

Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna order a Swastika sticker, and then like this circle with an X through it separately. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna order a Swastika sticker and then like this circle with an X through it separately. You know what I mean? And then just add the Nazi sticker and then another sticker that says, waiting for the cross, give me some patience, okay? So for a while I get just like a Swastika on the car.

You know? Right, that's a good one. But I'm like, don't wait, I'm waiting for the other, gets lost in the mail. Yeah, I'm gonna get one. This will, I think I could bring everyone together. Cause all you gotta do is get some common ground going. You could bring everyone together.

Go, guys, listen, I bought this when he was really funny and cool. Cause we all knew he was really funny and cool at one point. So just remember those days. That's what I bought. And I bought it cause he was a fucking, one of the best fucking comedians in town. Is it, how much cheaper?

Is it actually this two hundred two fifty a month with like zero money down? What was it thousand bucks? No Dollars oh before I guarantee those guys paying like four or five hundred for their test a month People on Tesla's two years ago for like sixty thousand I'm highly considering selling my car and getting one because I just, it's a good, great, what a deal. I hope everybody that runs, I hope the guy that created rib eye steaks goes out on stage and does like kills like a black guy. So rib eye steaks plummet and they're 25 cents.

I hope Mr. Gimbal himself. I hope Jim Rib Eye has a huge social blunder. Truly, I hope fucking, I hope everybody that has something cool. Johnny Geekbar, go out there to the Nazi salute. You guys see, did you guys see Tommy Eggs kill that kid on stage? Dude, eggs are like 10 cents.

Jimmy Ribine, Tommy Eggs. They're like, I made this omelet before Tommy Eggs lost his mind. Tommy Eggs. Oh my God. Jesus Christ, Freddy Lobster went crazy. You can get a whole lobster for four bucks. Fucking Johnny Prostitute out there in the Nazi salute.

Whores are practically free now. I paid for dinner at the Y after plumbing prostitutes. I hope the owner of Magic City goes wild soon. I love plummeting stocks due to douchebag CEOs. I think it's a beautiful thing. It's kind of the only thing we have at this point. You gotta hope the CEO has a taste for fame I will say sucks a lot of ass publicly and things plummet I saw a Tesla do a parallel park into the tightest spot ever where they had maybe one inch on either side of the other

Cars yeah, it did it so perfectly that I was like I don't care what this meant It if I had a driver's license, I'd be that's the thing He didn't even do that I don't care what this man if I had a driver's license, I'd be that's the thing That's why you could feel comp like it's not he the only one he designed was the cyber truck which sucks ass The other ones were designed by teams of engineers that aren't him. Well, it's still so associated Well, of course, but like we bought the company. He didn't found the company, right? He bought into it. I believe yeah it was very early in the house like a warehouse he did develop the entire thing but he bought he bought into some early tech sure yeah I really making fun of it on top gear they had like the first Tesla and I think like exploded on the racetrack and they were

just talking about it's never gonna be anything and I was like the biggest car brand in America Tesla model is like the most the most popular car in the world I think. Yeah, most Ubers I get are Teslas. Oh yeah, it's nice. Remember like two years ago, you order an Uber and it's like a Tesla and you're like, ooh wow, and that on the town.

Now it's like, if it's not a Tesla, I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Well that's the thing, the older Teslas, this new, cause Ben just got it. And we drove all around the desert. You got like a brand new one? He got a brand new one with the deal, 250 a month. It's fucking unbelievable. And you know, it's Ben, so he has no awareness of what's even happening. He like leaves the desert. You got like a brand new one? He got a brand new one with the deal, 250 a month. It's fucking unbelievable.

And you know, it's Ben. So he has no awareness of what's even happening. He like leaves the lot. He's like, why are people throwing eggs at me? The new one, it's like the suspension, it's like way stronger feeling. It actually feels like a nice start. It drove us the whole day.

It did like 300 miles. Ben's just like eating McDonald's while the steering wheel. It's doing everything. It was insane. It's a great car to drunk drive in. We gotta get one and take it to bars. You don't have to keep your hands on the steering wheel. You have to touch it every once in a while.

Occasionally it goes like, hey. Occasionally they're like, wake up. Every once in a while. The car goes, put the bottle down and grab the wheel. Occasionally it goes, put the bottle down and grab the wheel. In case you're drunk. Occasionally goes, nine, nine, nine! Huh? You gotta grab the wheel.

But oh my God, it was unbelievable. But the old Teslas, the ones that we get in for Ubers, it is, it's like a MacBook jalopy. It's just a rickety piece of shit with an incredible computer inside of it. So the one Bang God is like a new model. They upgraded them and they made it because people complained about the build quality and how you could hear the wind and that they were rickety and shit.

People complain. And so the new ones, they like they made them feel like a regular nice car. How long ago was this model that Bang got? This is probably the 2025. I think also within everything since I think 2024 and beyond, they're like much better quality. Yeah, I gotta check this thing out. I am a fan of them. 2024 and beyond they're like much better quality. Yeah Just purely by the tech just like I am NOT even kidding it was a new Tesla play bully by Kanye West It's perfect. It is I wonder what would happen if we drove through Silver Lake in a new Tesla blasting Kanye. Mm-hmm. Oh

Let's drive with a bumper sticker that says fuck the old Kanye New Kanye spazz on the Jews Kanye Yeah, well whatever it's just it's just you know in a couple fucking months people will be on to a new thing As they always are yeah as they always are. Yeah. As they always are. Do you guys see this, that kid, iShowSpeed, is just another one of these streamers that's taking over the world.

iShowSpeed, you guys aware of him? I know who he is. Have you heard of this? Have you seen this? No. He's in China. He like runs China somehow now, and they're obsessed with him, but they can't stop being racist towards I show speed so this is him

They hand him the banana. I bet well, I see this one was a banana this one I didn't even see this they did that to Bob Sapp at Japan all the time Not racist like you look like a ruler. Yes, all right to them. No, they don't understand. Thank you John for saying it Somebody had to face say it. They said it. You sang what's fine. Smith, Smith, this is for you. What is this? It's cotton. Look. Cotton?

Cotton, cotton. I never got gifted cotton. You are not playing? Oh Jesus Christ. You're giving him cotton. Why did you give me cotton? Yeah. W-give, chat! It's my love, it's my love. Can I take off this please? They're like excited. W-give.

They're really excited. It's harmless somehow. I'll be giving me anything in China, bro. I'm not going to cut. Thank you. He understands the culture enough to know this is meant to be nice. Yeah, well then, but then they did give him

a banana as well. Mmm. A arable. Disco. Yoast. There's another one. I'm going to smash it! Air 21 club, let's have a skit! In a KFC box. Banana as well Yeah, yeah, I can't even I think these guys are fucking trolls Wait wait no give it right here You know I show speed he should go hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna I want to be like your people and tell his driver to run into them

That'd be a good one runs them over. I thought I'm just being Chinese! That's crazy, the noises. That's nuts, yeah, they have to be... That guy might be a troll. He's gotta be a troll, but we should start a trade war with him. Motherfucker! Sabita, Sabita! Do you love this dress? How do you think of this dress?

Darren, Darren! Darren, you love it? I'll take this photo for you! It's funny to be a racist Chinese wigger where you're like, I love your culture I've done everything to copy you but boy, you guys are beneath me Bob Sapp, who was the giant

heavyweight, he was like famous in the very early MMA days looks like Michael Clark Duncan. He went to Japan because of one of the biggest MMA promotions. Pride was based there and he just completely decided to play along with it. And so he was in commercials as a gorilla and he would hold bananas and just do the whole thing and they'd pay him like a million bucks. And he was just like, yeah, they're just.

Other countries are so much more racist than us actually. They don't have the history of colonialism. They don't carry the guilt. Yeah. So it's purely just comedy to them. The Spanish Olympic team, like every Olympics, they're caught doing just like, you know, slanty eyes in the picture and doing like, eee.

Well, they also hate like other Latin countries. Yeah. They look like Mexicans, like they're insects. Yeah. Spoiled. Well, Spaniards Mexicans, like they're insects. Yeah. Spaniards, it is, they're not, you're Caucasian. You're a white guy. Yeah. You're white.

Yeah. Thoughts? Spanish people did the most damage to anybody. Yeah. You know, I don't know. These people, they don't have any colonial baggage. So, but they will in like a hundred years. Colonial baggage.

They're taking over Africa right now. What does the race science say about this? Colonial baggage. You don't want me to get into that dude. Yeah, you don't want me to get into that. All right, well let's do a little refresher for us. This is an Indian guy taking a bath and that's just a bunch of diarrhea all over his body.

Why are they doing this? They're leaning into it. They love it. They're fucking leaning into it. They're diarrhea farmers. They're leaning into it. They're leaning into it. They love it. They're fucking leaning into it. They're diarrhea farmers. They're farming for, they know it gets the views. So there's a bunch of these fucking Indian influencers

out there just running around eating turds. It really feels like- shit. They're in a conference room being like, body cam season's pretty slow, hate watch podcast needs to hitch. This has been a wild few months. The poop demon I think has asleep for like a hundred years right now.

He's like smog. He's coming out of the town. I don't know who that is. The dragon from The Hobbit. He comes into the town. You know what, I swear to God, these Indian guys, if they are self-aware and they're influencers, if we find out that's fake shit. No, that's-

Oh, dude. Kramer, daytime video. What the hell? Oh, you're still connected because of GoofCon. Fuck. Yeah, I mean, sorry, I'm gonna disconnect. The, no, they have to be leaning into this somehow, and honestly, it's, is this guy like a baba or something?

Is he like a religious guy? A baba? Like a like a Indian. He looks he's got some sort of thing on him. Yeah, this is their god. No, he's got like some sort of chalk on him. Mahar Mahadev! Mahar Mahadev! Mahar Mahadev! Mahar Mahadev! Okay, so that guy eating dog turds was mentally ill. This guy's, I feel like he's got like chalk on his body. He's wearing some weird headband or an armband. This is like a- I don't know if that's diarrhea, that's mud. This is like the superhero origin of the poop demon.

You think it's just mud? That's mud. I think it's mud. I mean, come on, with these people, are you really confident that- I can't, no. You see a brown chunky substance on top of them and you immediately think mud?

I'm the only culture, you don't immediately think mud. You go, oh my God. But he's sitting in a mud pit. We need Pearlman, isn't it? We need an expert witness Pearlman to come in and be like, that doesn't look viscous enough. Pearl. Pearl, why do I think Pearlman?

It's because Ron Pearlman. Look at these right wing maniacs in the comments. 100% remove them from the country and any American services and the guy that posted it goes, I love you for this. I love you for this. Make sure you watch. I love you for this.

Some guy just comments the end where the guy goes, I love you for this. Excellent, excellent dude, you're the best. Excellent response, sir. Now this is good. Oh, I love this video. You saw this video. So pregnant woman catches her boyfriend at the home

of a pantsless guy Who says he is just an Xbox friend and I saw this I think I watched it like twice because I it feels fake But I don't think it is I know a lot about this. It's not you know I don't think it is actually how me and Devon met Mm-hmm. I was his Xbox friend. Mm-hmm Xbox I'm in Florida Women hate it when you're gay.

Dude, women are so homophobic. She doesn't know he's gay yet. But it's way worse. It's way worse. No, no, she, cause he, I did a lot of research. There's a bunch of follow-up videos that we don't have to watch cause they're terrible. She sucks so bad.

She's so fucking annoying that I'm about to have gay sex just from listening to her. But so he has cheated on her with women in the past, but they have three kids together. Or they have two kids together, she's pregnant right now, the third. What a bitch. What an absolute cunt she is.

Who's taking care of the kids? Sometimes you have priorities, okay? Your husband's having gay sex with a guy he plays Xbox with, don't leave the house Where'd you leave the kids probably fucking bog down the grandparents that day the grandparents go who gives a shit? He's gay We knew he was gay honey. We told we warned you you're trying to make content She's like you're not watching the kids either. I'm like I'm having gay sex You start munching box, we'll talk, alright?

This is so great. I love when dudes don't look at it. Hi. A guy answers who literally is wearing a gown. It's just like Scrooge. It's a really big shirt, but it's like when a girl wears a man's shirt to cover like, it's like a dress. Yeah.

But he's wearing the shirt of an even fatter man he butt fucked. Who left it. This guy's in worries by the way. He's wearing it like a Native American man wear to cow hide, you know? Kill the beast, put it's skin on. She's also threatening to call the cops. You can't call the cops. I mean come on. It is Florida, you never know. No, you can't call the cops for that.

That's my boyfriend. He's here and he needs to come out right now. Or I'm calling the police. He's got some jack legs. You can call the police. It's in my house. He's actually not a Maurice. He's got some jack-of-lakes. He's in my house. He's actually not a Maurice He's got words like small Fucking shit the Tasmanian doormat She carrying a kid dude Brian, you're fucking a gay man. He's cheating on me with a gay fucking man. You're cheating on me with that fucking man, Brian?

No, I'm not, bro. Who is that? Bro. Who is that? It's my friend from fucking gaming, bro. It's my friend from gaming, bro. Who is that? It's my friend from fucking...

I would have done I would have flipped this I would have gone you come to the Warlocks house and talk that way. He is the king of Halo. He is teaching me codes that you could never fucking believe. You just flip it. Turn into a nerd. Good that X method 420 and you fucking march up to his door like you own the place? And sure he teaches me everything and the payment is I suck him off but hey he dropped a thousand n words in an Xbox Live game once you fucking idiot. Gaming bro. You just fucked that guy? No it's my friend from gaming. You just fucked that guy.

No that's my friend from Xbox. Oh my God, Brian. You just my friend from answering me because I didn't have my phone on me. We're playing Xbox, bro. Call his wife, bro. Oh, yeah. Also, he's overcorrecting. I somehow feel like that's the blue, the light blue laces on his vans are his. That's his sign.

Like that's his sign. Whatever the gay signs are when you're not allowed to be gay in areas, whatever, the earring thing. Oh, a secret signal? That's like a secret signal. And cruising when they have the bandanas and stuff. That means he likes to get fucked while playing Xbox. That's his cruising sign.

Yeah, that's his. He goes, this means I would love to have sex with guys that love Baja Blast. That's the Bug Chaser.aser if you get a Kilimanjaro you can give me a pause look My friend from Xbox, can you please just leave me alone? What a perfect comedic cut. Look at him. No, he can't. It's like a Rio 911. It looks like the judge from Blood Meridian. That's crazy. He looks like the racist character in the GTA.

Who lives in the desert. Trav, Trav, Trevor. You're just fucking him. No I wasn't. You're just fucking him. No I wasn't, he was fucking me. No, I wasn't he was fucking me I'm calling the police. You're gone. You're getting a big oh, you're just cheating on me with a man. Oh, I was What world does this lady lit? What is this lady get Emmett till killed too? I'm calling the police

He's allowed to have gay sex. You're obviously not satisfying him. She actually acknowledges this in one of her follow-up videos that there's such a piercing, annoying voice in these videos. But she goes like, and by the way, to all the commenters, I know that I can't call the cops on this. It's legal for them to have gay sex. I was just saying that

because I needed to get to the bottom of this situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the threat. The threats making them freak out. Making them freak out. Having, you know, having him come out of the house. Maybe get him evicted or something or like get him out of the house. No, no. She's wanted to scare them into reacting so she could confirm for sure.

What if the owner of the house actually got afraid? He after he slams the door, he turns, he slips and jizz, breaks his neck like Ted Benaki. Now she's responsible for murder murder case on her hands I love it's also like this is going on the most respected website there is. I'm putting this on Facebook. So all of our amputee family members will know that you're gay, Brian.

This is going on MySpace, Friendster, E-bombs World. You're done. You're getting convicted. You were just cheating on me with a man. No, I wasn't. This is going on Facebook. That man had no pants. What is it about people that live in areas like this

where Facebook's still the thing? They're still on Facebook. It's still very much the same. It's still really big in like. In South Dakota, like it's the main thing. Yeah. It's still. God bless, I'm glad Facebook still kicking.

Yeah. Good for them. I guess I get it. Where else do like, where else do people over 50 go? Instagram is a little, I guess. It's too confusing to them. I guess I get it. Where else do like, where else do people over 50 go? Instagram is a little, I guess. It's too confusing to them. Instagram's a visual medium, you know what I mean? So I don't think they know how to use it.

And I don't think a lot of men are comfortable being on Instagram around their wives. Cause it's just asses and. I hit everything and say that makes me uncomfortable. I just get rid of the asses. What a faggot. I know, sorry. That scares me, Instagram. It makes me uncomfortable. You go I don't like that and then you go to a

fucking website and watch people get killed. Yeah it makes me feel comfortable. That's all on video. Oh yes it is. You're cheating on me with a man. Okay fine. Whatever me can we go you whatever done? I love that what a little panic Man, oh yes, it is you're cheating on me with a man fucking fine. Whatever me can we go? Done you're never seeing your fucking kids again. Whatever man. It's crazy see what happened to Mac Miller in his final days I'm wearing underwear. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! He ran in and got underwear. And then he goes, by the way, I've been wearing underwear. He's lying. That's what he went in, put underwear on. It was like, this will now work. I'll show her my horse legs. And that should be really close.

He was mostly just super offended she thought he didn't have underwear on. Like now it's very normal that you're in your underwear. Yeah. That's crazy. You have to have pants. Do you think that they are? Actually Xbox friends who just found each other no like they are they are having gay sex

But they found each other via Xbox maybe yeah They look like gamers both of them. I guess I think he just came up with the Xbox thing It's like they had that could fly, but I imagine they met on some devious website Yeah, I don't think the gay guy is a gamer. If it's not like some Xbox gay friendship that blossomed, like that Black Mirror episode, he must be doing this for cash because he is not that he's like some hoppy. He's better looking. He's a little twink. Yeah. Is it like he could be having sex with better looking men

if it's just a free situation? I think he's a prostitute. Oh, that sucks, dude. Yeah, this is an obvious gigolo. Yeah. Yeah. For that guy, though. He's like, that's the hottest guy in town.

That guy, the fat guy, he paid him like $10,000. I wanna see. This is like a high class escort in the gay community. I wanna see Casey Affleck play this guy in a movie. Oh, that would be nice. I'm done. You're never seeing your fucking kids again. Whatever, bro. You just fucked my boyfriend?

No, I did not, okay? He fucked you? Go fuck yourself. What? No, what happened? Fuck yourself. Tell me what happened. It didn me what happened? I'm pregnant, we have three fucking kids. This is the worst response you could have. The guy? Yeah him. Who are you? Too defensive. Call the police. Call the police. I'm trying to think about how I would. Look at this guy. What would I do if I were the boyfriend in this situation? You'll gaslight her. Yeah. No, I know but maybe-

Well you tell him to put pants on before he answers the fucking door if he's gonna answer the fucking door. Okay, now I'm saying but if I had to start the situation where after he answers the door- Any unfilled ass in this valley that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. Scott, I'm glad that Michael Chickless is getting ass. Get off my property, alright? I stole this gown from an ostrich veterinarian He's like hairless those legs are jacked I also like being kind though. He's not rubbing it in oh just wait bud He's not saying I had gay sex no He doesn't want to be he doesn't want to but you know get his friendage

He doesn't want to burn his source his source of he doesn't want to burn Is a pause his pause load dump with a fucking dude. Get off my crossbow right now! Oh, oh, hell yeah. I should have come out with no pants on too and just been like, what are you talking about? This is, it's. It gets hot in there.

Yeah, yeah, the Xbox controllers get really hot. It's as if he could be turned around and he had that same cross tattoo from Brawl and Slow Block 99. He's been drawn. He rips the car apart and throws the hood across the lawn. Why is he? He's now coming after. There's a fucking nerd coming to somebody else's house, you bitch.

Oh, Boston night. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Wow. Look at those big bans. There's a fucking nerd coming to somebody else's house, you bitch. It's a gay guy that like left Southie. Wait a minute. There's a whole part that you don't have.

He reaches through the window and starts like. Oh really? He reaches through, well it's like only about 10 seconds longer and the phone falls so you don't really see what happens. So probably not worth it but, so he starts smacking her. And this is, she went to the cops. Yeah.

You don't see it on video. Man that's a bad Xbox friend. You don't. You don't get to see it on video but so according to her, he reaches in, grabs her phone, tries to steal it to like delete the video apparently, and then she's fighting it off and he starts smacking her and then she's holding on to it and she drives away and he like, you know, kind of like falls back out of the window. Oh wow.

Then she drives away, but she realizes she's stuck in a cul-de-sac. So she has to turn back around. Oh my god. And then he's in the middle of the street. Then she drives away, but she realizes she's stuck in a cul-de-sac. So she has to turn back around. Oh my God. And then he's in the middle of the street. He goes, welcome to the jungle, honey. All these fat bald gay guys wearing gowns. King Kong ain't got shit on me, baby.

So he's welcome in the jungle? So he blocks her passage and she eventually, like locks her horse, keeps the windows up this time, gets out of there, calls the police, they talk to her. They go to his house and he's basically like, yeah, we were having a sex. He told the cops. Really? Whoa. He told the cops. Oh, really? Whoa.

He did not. He basically corroborated everything. The cops are like, oh, you're coming with me. Fack it. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. He gets the death sentence. No. No. No. No.

No. No. But so he denied assaulting her amid the gay sex. And then she pressed charges. We don't know what has happened about that yet. And then so Brian, the boyfriend has deleted his Facebook. Beautiful Brian. Oh no, he had a great feed.

He had a great feed. What was his feed? Oh it's just great. I'm not having gay sex today with my ex-boyfriend. For three years. He goes, one, I hate gay sex. Two, I hate Xbox even more. That's every pose.

But yeah, so that's kind of the end of the saga. What is with people when they think they could like grab the phone and delete? It's gotta, then it goes to recently deleted. You gotta do a lot. I think they're just grabbing the thing that's the most, that's threatening them. You know what I mean?

It's like bird brain. They break it. They go, that's it. Yeah. What's done is done. It's like, it's in the cloud, sugar tits. Yeah. Damn, I wish this video went on forever.

God, I love gay guys getting caught. Add up on YouTube, gay guys getting caught. Gays get caught by wives. There's a lot of great videos of like download dudes like just fighting a twink in the hood in Atlanta because the twink is like you fuck me last week to Rome and then the guys like no I didn't and they get in the giant fistfight and stuff I love this is very good left your life. How old you ever you realize you were gay 40 very straight before 40 years old

Yeah, I guess I consider myself straight. I have two kids. I was married now. I kind of thought I was bi at that point I became I wonder if he talked like became not sexually attracted to my wife anymore. His wife's a fucking idiot because he's gay as shit. For me, like growing up and going to college and... I want to see a seagull just swoop down and pick that twink up and fly away with them. So you think this society just pressured you to be in a closet a little longer? In those days, yeah, for sure. Are you gay?

Devin. What? Look up a more aggressive video. I typed in gay guys my type of gay guys getting just showed up a twink interview There I don't know if they're that common Down this is what would you what would you do look up down low fight? That might come up with something because the no violence will get us taken down. Yeah, that's the one thing that gets us taken down sucks, man Because the no violence will get us taken down. Yeah, that's the one thing that gets us taken down sucks, man Yeah, I thought there'd really be a lot more

Page boyfriend catches girlfriend cheating. No one cares about that. We want to find out that your your penis is in a man's ass With the love of your life as a woman finds you let's save it for page because this feels like we're getting to fight stuff Yeah, we're getting into fight stuff. I This is good. I sent this to you guys, didn't I? This is a rock. This is a pit bull, it goes, 30 days Bruno was sexually, 30 days ago Bruno was sexually assaulted by homeless men.

Wait, play it. Look at that sad face. Papa baby. It's Doug was raped by homeless men. face all dogs to rape these homeless guys were fucking talk holy shit were these little war you might as well rape a man. Raping a man would be harder, easier I would say. They're raping that Pipple like Shawshank Redemption. This Pipple looks insane. That was like a DMX Pipple.

The Pipple looks like Big Pun. It's crazy. They're fucking a dude Pipple too. Also, by the way, how the hell does the Foster Center find this out? Yeah, they got him in the act. Did they go, hey, shut up. Get your hands off him. Get your dick out of his ass!

Get your dick out of Bruno's ass! Get your dick out of Bruno's ass! Get your dick out of Bruno's ass! Stop fucking Bruno! Did they go on like a- That's when they named him too. He's covered in cum, they're like, you look like a Bruno to me. Did they, did they like

do like a month log, like investigative hunts afterwards? They watched it happen like a month log, like investigative hunts afterwards? They watched it happen for a month. I think. There's a whole SVU episode about Bruno. Bruno. Poor Bruno. Poor fucking Bruno, look at this cutie pie.

God, I hate that. You know how you always talk about like the detectives that come across like the baby that got microwaved like 30 minutes ago? You know there's like a bunch of cops who were like in Skid Row and they came up on a tent There's a bunch of whooping and all are inhabit inside the tent there and like three got cops come out They're like you're fucking a dog in there

And maybe fucking the dog missionary We're fucking a missionary they're squeezing his nipples bring it back to a glass Yeah, and then they got a walk away and they gotta take Bruno to the fucking center. Also, every time the dog gets off its leash, it goes straight back to the homeless. The dog's outside homeboy industry just howling. Instead of, you know how like pit bulls lose their minds and they'll like eat your baby and shit.

They find out Bruno's been raping my child. Oh God. Jesus. I don't even know if you can say that. Bruno gets really frustrated and starts sucking my cock. Parody, parody law. Parody, parody, parody. We have a long history satire.

You go, Bruno fucked my son in the ass. He's a rescue. Bruno, he's a sweetheart though, I swear. We walked in and Bruno is 69ing my nine year old son. That lady goes to the house, she knocks on the door and Bruno answers wearing a gown. You were just fucking Bruno would probably get adopted if he didn't tell people he got fucked by homeless men. Who wants him now? I don't want him now.

I like how you think Bruno is telling people by the way. It's because of this sick company, Let's Rescue Dogs, they have no discretion. And so they're just going around town telling everybody that this Bruno was raped by the homeless. Shitty kids. And they're like, I don't want him now. I don't want him now. I don't want him now. I don't want him now. I don't want him now. It's because this sick company, Let's Rescue Dogs, they have no discretion.

And so they're just going around town telling everybody yeah, this Bruno was raped by the homeless. Chattie Cathy over here. Chattie Cathy, no one needs to know that. Like in what world would you be like, what world would you take the dog back and be like, I think he's a little weird. You don't want to know what would have to happen?

He gets close to homeless people and he like keeps hiding his asshole. Then you go, something right, oh, he's a foster. He's a rescue. It's a little weird He was raped by the homeless for years on end. Yeah Get ready to be spoiled and loved for the rest of your days Bruno by having a sexual sex with me. This is on the screen 30 days. Homeless men too. It was a whole team. It's so graphic. For a month. 30 days ago Bruno was sexually assaulted by homeless men. They were running a train on Bruno. That's the funniest, that's my favorite video we've ever, it's not even a video. It's just essentially a screenshot You know what's crazy is they had to get so I think it was fucked for 30 days

He was fucked for 30 days 30 days Oh, I think he's fucked for a month and that means the cops had to be like how long you been fucking this dog? And I was like, I don't know like a month Who knows just smoking a cigarette? Don't know yet 30 days, but I guess I'm fucking this pit bull for like a month You want it on this? I'm glad Bruno is He was probably really sad when I found him, you know, he's getting fucked for 30 days by homeless His balls are very full

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I just imagine this being your grandma Grandma's best. Yeah concerning though. I gotta get back to my dog. It was fucked for 30 days by homeless guys. Bruno loves me. That's great, grandma. We gotta go feed Bruno his poppers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sick twist of the world. Oh, grandma Bruno's coming out of like boogie nights in the 80s. Grandma Bruno somehow. He is human chlamydia somehow. So great song though. So this guy, he won.

He's doing a lab contest at halftime of the Hawks game. And he like terraces ACL. Oh, and they are ready for this take five or six. And the other guy just keeps going to try and win So we have to add some basketball in it It has to make a layup in order to get a game piece once they grab their game piece No place it on the board and the first to get all five game pieces or tick-tack-toe will be our winner So James dad, are you ready?

All right, then tick, tack, go! Oh, she's shaking. Oh! Yeah! James! Go back to the fall. Oh. That's so funny.

Ooh, I got hard. It's a wet spot that the kid didn't clean up. Yeah. Oh! God damn, it's like, must've bonked it. Yeah, it did. Oh no, hold on! Let's like, must've bonked his head. Oh no, hold on, let's make sure my dad is doing it. You have to leave Atlanta after that.

Yeah. Yeah. That's really bad. The other guy just keeps going. It's a winter spirit. The bucket hat doesn't. I gotta say, man, when people fuckin', like, I don't understand when people say they tore, like if they're not like an athlete. Yeah.

It's one of those things where I go, huh? Yeah, how'd you do that? You tore your ACL? Like you're not, you're not in the NBA. They seem to tear pretty easily. I constantly hear about torn ACLs. Yeah, but it's gotta be like an embarrassing recovery to just be like a guy that tore his ACL

Like on a hike. Can you walk around with them for a while? We learned that sports medicine. Yeah, you can Yeah, so I so yeah, you'll see you'll be in bed for a week or two And then you'll just like you're not gonna be able to perform at a high level But if you're a regular person who cares? regular person who cares. That's what I've heard. Every once in a while, my knee hurts a little bit. You're losing one. You lost one of the tendons or something.

Yeah. Like please. Snaps. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, it's like you work in an office. They're like, yeah, you, John and floor. He can't dunk anymore.

See John over there in that cubicle. Can't dunk. He's be so good at dunking too. So roll bummer. But yeah, that sucks in front of the whole world, in front of all those black people in Atlanta. Imagine the whole world. Imagine the clowning.

Oh, it's gonna be insane. Imagine the clowning going on in the Atlanta Hawks Arena that night. Just all people pointing. He's gonna have a tough few months. Imagine his family at the dinner table. Bitch ass, knee ass, boy. This is the black version of getting caught having gay sex his family at the dinner

table much like the lady in the movie theater got masturbating he's got an uncle Rico's isn't it like hey toy AC yeah you ain't even in the game. You got five, six. They play a whole 48 minute game. No one told A.C.L. Y'all wanna do a layup contest? Oh, I forgot. I'm sorry, I forgot.

Then one guy goes, can't he sue the slippery floors? And they probably signed a waiver. You know who else got hurt playing basketball one time? big fat Tom Segura Big fucking fat Tom Segura He has a famous video. He's like recently in shape. Yeah, who cares? He's still fatty. He's got a fat Yeah, and he Apparently about to go to war somebody over there. You know they're they found Evelyn and they're

It's our play this bullshit this fucking thief Yeah, this is you're gonna. Love this. I would have hit her fuck dude got a montage for you you ready Suffering and they're just laughing at her. Yeah, ha ha ha She's in a lot of fuck send her a message. Yeah piece of shit Their heartless people I'm trying to be strong here. I'm having a breakdown today. You're burning her, Tom! I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today.

I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today. I'm having a breakdown today. They're laughing at a burning woman, it's fucking bullshit. I'm trying to be strong, Jack. I'm having a breakdown today.

You're burning her, Tom! Do you hear me? Is this where it feels like taking a step where you're not sitting? At least they had good comments. They missed the third leg. They missed everything good about Evelyn or fucking push. Good commentary. At least they had good commentary.

What if whoever fucking sent that to Tom? I wonder who sent that to them. I don't know. I mean, that was the most obscure. Was any other podcast covering Evelyn? No. No, when we found her. One of the biggest podcasts there is.

Oh, a listener of ours said it to us. And when we found it and it's all on record when we found it She had like a couple hundred shit like she would have a bunch of videos with one comment zero comments Only maybe like a couple hundred followers something like that and now this guy this hack You know one on the map and then he's fucking burning her and choking her Yeah, so what a piece of shit now joke world. I think it was him doing it all along He's probably the one paying funding and choking her. Yeah. So what a piece of shit. Now, Joke World. I think it was him doing it all along. He's probably the one paying, funding all the chemicals.

Yeah. So Joke World, Cigarra. Who's next? Are you garbage? Are you garbage? Thank you. They're all fat pieces of shit. Joke World, you fat piece of shit.

Joke World, you fat ass. I've never seen you, but you must be fat. I guarantee you're a fat piece of shit. He has world you fat ass. I've never seen you, but you must be fat. I guarantee you're a fat piece of shit. He has a body like a nine year old boy. Oh you've seen him? He's skinny, yeah. He's a really small guy. Well whatever, he's still a scumbag.

But anyways, we did have to acknowledge. He's fat in spirit. Yes. I like Joke World. Yeah me too. Well he runs the sham of a contest. I had a bad experience with him. Well he hasn't spoken up about that and that is cowardly but what are you gonna do? He's a coward just thinks that we ruined it even though he didn't look into any of the other

He's a coward and he didn't think he didn't look into any other of the other fraud. Mm-hmm That is not he's supposed to be a journalist in a way. He's a journalist, right? And so the journalists were supposed to have integrity. He has no integrity. And so maybe he's not fat, but he has no integrity. There's actually laws about this. He's a coward. Yeah. But he has no integrity, there's laws.

Coward law. Coward, more like coward world. Hey, new name for you. This week, I cower from the truth. More like you're a joke world. This week, an alcoholic with sunglasses is threatening my life. This week, I'm willfully ignorant to facts presented to me

for my own gain. This week, the producer of Are You Garbage threatened my life. I gotta piss. I gotta piss. Do you guys hear about that um, analyzing a bottle in the middle? It's like milk.

It's like milk. It's like milk. I heard this is bad water. Smooth. What do you mean it's like milk? It's like milk dude. It's like weirdly, it's like too smooth. It's like too viscousy.

I think it's the salt content. That's not high mineral content. That's probably bad. That's probably bad for you, the Saratoga. It's kind of creamy. I kind of like it. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, if I could afford to dunk my face in this every day.

Yeah, that's for face... That's for face dunking. I'm drinking face water. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Do you guys see that gay hairdresser that got caught up in getting deported? No.

Oh yeah, he got sent to El Salvador and is again like fucked by MS-13 in prison. So they deported a bunch of people and then one of them, because he had a crown tattoo, they thought he was a gang member and he's in an El Salvadorian prison, he's not from El Salvador. I thought there was like a soccer player too

who got caught up in this. Maybe, they're making some mistakes and they're Deported people that aren't illegal or whatever. So this gay hairdresser is just in a prison with the MS 13 He's probably doing their hands. You mean he's in paradise. He's in yeah them. It's 13. Yeah Yeah, I mean, you know, what are you gonna do situation? You can do get him out Get him out. Let me look and then this Fox News guy was like making fun of him. You know. In what way?

He was like, ooh. Ooh, I'm getting raped by a gang. Ooh. It's kinda like that is crazy. Ooh, my life has been torn to shreds. I'm being raped. Now get him out of there. You know, we can get him out of there. This is Democracy Now. democracynow.org. I mean, good night. This is Democracy Now. I look like I smell.

A legal battle is continuing between the Trump administration and a federal judge over the president's invocation of the 1798 Alien Enemies Act to expel over 130 Venezuelan immigrants from the United States to a maximum security prison. What about the 1776 First Amendment, bitch? You know what I mean? Yes. Mm-hmm. What about fucking, she's acting like it's an old law, like it's ridiculous. You know what I mean? Yes. Mm-hmm.

What about fucking, she's acting like it's an old law, like it's ridiculous, you know what I mean? Fuck you. That's a hell of a patriot take, brother. Fuck you, I bleed right through this. She was alive when they fucking wrote it. She should know better. She should know better.

Is there, carrying these guys like they're about to be like thrown through street. No, those are the toughest guys we deported first, and they got off the plane and it was like fucking an action movie, dude. All these old solid, they're cops like shaving their heads in the airport. What Trump is doing is sick, okay?

He's deported 13 people with multiple sclerosis. It's disgusting, am I right folks? Give me that hat. Oh, the MS, Jesus Christ. Oh, okay, I saw it. The MS. I would have given it if I even got it. It was so bad I couldn't even give it to you.

Yeah. Because I didn't know how bad it was. I call MSNBC MS Pro 13 BC spin it spin the thing Now this is crazy this fucking this this scared queer It's sent to an El Salvadorian prison he He, by the way, came here like legally, tried to get, do it all legally, and he got wrapped up in all this. It's crazy, it's like Hank Azaria in the birdcage is now in Midnight Express.

Get him out, what's so hard to get him out? Get him out, he's probably trying to pry him away, but he doesn't wanna stop sucking and fucking. He's holding onto the bars. No! It's Ramon! He's holding onto the bars with his ass. He's got his ass wrapped around bars.

You want to stop it here from fucking me? No one will stop me! This is a paradise! You have a salemito paradise! They just gave me a tattoo on my anus. They fuck me good. I don't want to go back and make a hair. Fuck a hair! Chief Judge James Boasberg, for more information about what happened Saturday when the Trump

administration ignored the judge's order to turn around three flights headed to El Salvador. It's not clear if one of the flights had even left the party. You're yawning at this. Yaw! Boring! The Alien Enemies Act were members of a Venezuelan gang, but a growing number of press accounts cast doubt on Trump's claims. They keep their head down so, A, they don't know where they're going, it's really confusing. They do that in Russian jail.

There's like a Russian jail where they literally would not let you, when they're moving you between cells they won't let you like get up. They know exactly where they're going. I think it makes it harder to plan escapes. If you just look at the floor. Why don't they find out where they're going? They know exactly where they're going. They know where they're going. It makes it harder to plan escapes if you just look at the floor. They make a move, it's like, suckario. Nice! Suckario, day of the cumdado. Day of the cumdado.

John always there. Day of sodomy. Day of sodomy, yeah. Suckario, day of sodomy. Suckario! I don't know. John always did. Dave Sodomy. Dave Sodomy. Dave Sodomy. Yeah. The Dave Sodomy. Sucario Dave Sodomy. Sucario.

Dave the ass fucko. No, you are not. No. No. No. No. Sucario Dave the ass fucko. The gay guy probably is like,

the gay Venezuelan guy is probably like, he thinks he won the lottery. He's like, America love me? They love me so much and send me to paradise! They treat the immigrants so good! It is just me and Bruno the dog! We are having the time of our lives! They charge me zero for this!

They give me dog. I have dog and I'm in paradise. In the day I fuck the MSOTRT and in the night I fuck Bruno. Bruno's been in El Salvador in jail for 30 days. York by Margaret Cargioli directing attorney Yeah, they've interviews with the kids just screaming the entire time wait really no I'm brand new to this story that guy got deported. I can't tell which one I mean because there's a lot gay hairdresser

What the fuck I? Just didn't do anything you know Fucking I know Joe that table covered it Look up man mistakenly deported instead of gay hairdresser to port it you're too you're too specific L okay, I'll do LGBT. LGBTQ hairdresser deported. Whistle. Hmm. Oh, here we go.

The White House has admitted it is powerless to order the return of a Maryland father who was mistakenly deported. Bullshit! They are powerless just like I am! Bullshit! How could they be powerless? Wait a minute, I was pissing. The guy wasn't even, he's from America?

No, he's a Venezuelan, but he signed up legally to be in the country. He was like totally doing everything right, but he had like a crown tattoo, and they were just like, you're a gang member, get out of here. And he's just like, okay, whatever you say. God, it got it.

Powerless. If you want to send me to paradise. And he's just like, okay, whatever you say. God, it's kinda powerless. If you want to send me to paradise. He could have just been like, no, here's my ID. Oh no, I have to go. He threw his wallet to the fireplace. He probably tattooed the crowd on himself like the Northmen and jumped into the ship. Okay, whatever you say, Mr. Trump. I'll do whatever you say, Mr. Trump.

I do whatever you want, baby. Well, mega prison in El Salvador. Is he actually gay? That's him. He's trying to suck his own dick. He's fucking the baton. He's obsessed. From it blamed an administrative error, but a court filing yesterday revealed ICE was aware that the man had protected status to prevent his deportation.

So for more on this, I want to bring in CBS News legal people. I have a protected status, but never protected status. Ever. Ever. Why is Will Smith's enemy from I Am Legend is the broadcaster here? He gets off camera and stands in a group of him and starts breathing really hard. By the way, this whole thing of ducking their heads down to make sure they're not... Stands in a group of them Peter I think a reporter rather country Oh, this whole thing of like ducking their heads down to like make sure that I mr. T. Is not like criminal masterminds

It's like weird. I think it definitely I mean I they're gonna perform like a prison break from going to Hanuman Bay No, no, they're going to an El Salvador In these shaky being used as a camp It's a full camp it's full. Okay. Gotcha. Well camp they're not in Guantanamo Salvadorian prison most MS 13 members are also like 15 years old. I think there's there's and they're like they're running like a Pollo Campeiro Yeah, exactly. There's thousands of them if they got out they would actually be such there would be such large numbers of them They could threaten the government. That's the thing. So this just happened in Haiti There's a massive prison escape in Haiti and like now there's like guys running out in the street. Just they're terrible

No, but I think Connor was saying they couldn't plan like an organized escape I think I fucking could they planned a giant organized global crime ring. I think they could figure out a fucking prison escape. On the street they're very they're like very violent and very dangerous and all you all you need to do They're dumb as shit. To dominate crime just be willing to be very violent. Didn't you watch the tax collector dude? They do the chicken killing and all that stuff. Oh I forgot about the tax collector. Intelligent criminals. Yeah, I mean there's gotta be some smart guys in there.

No, there's gotta be higher ups of the MS-13. There's gotta be the guy that like buys the spray paint. These guys are the higher ups. Yeah. It's the guy who buys the Lucas, buys the spray paint. The supplier, the genius of the operation. One guy who buys knock-off New Era hats for the whole crew. Exactly.

The guy that buys the hats that just say LA, but no team specified. The L and A are not connected at all. They're not quite sure how it goes. We gotta take like a page out of IDF's book and start like just poisoning spray paint. Yeah, and they all just start dying as they do it.

They started making those pagers that had bombs in them, just to poison spray paint. We're gonna lose a couple of whites. This is great is great. I've been always you know, and we should lose those whites by the way That's fine. What do you why you need spray paint? Exactly, I think everybody doing graffiti should be killed by what do you need spray paint for no good reason? Okay, there's almost no good reason if you're like a tagged you should have outgrown that by 14. Mm-hmm Yeah as an adult man still doing that, that's unbelievable.

It does suck that all these MS-13 guys are being deported though, because it gave us character, the city. Yeah, Koreatown's a ghost town now. Koreatown's dead now. Koreatown, I used to... But the polar opposite end of that is that we can finally take a stroll around the Pico Union area.

Thank God, beautiful, beautiful neighborhood. Woo hoo! Does anyone wanna have some Oaxacan food unmolested by gang members? I'm sorry, do I interrupt you? I know, I just feel so safe eating my mole now. Ooh, I can eat these crickets stress free. I can finally walk Bruno at Pico and Union.

I wonder if we'll actually feel any difference. I think we will. There's actually a clear fucking, because like there's a, now even they've like, they're forcing the fucking ticket thing on the train and it feels safer. Yeah. It's as if enforcing laws does help keep society. How much of that is the Olympics?

And how for sure a lot of it is probably all we got it. We got to have the Olympics every five months out here. And then if that's, yeah, it's called the retard Olympics. We have in the city every day. Give me that. Well, that could have been good. Yeah, it's called the retard Olympics. We have it in the city every day. Give me the hat. Take the hat. Take the hat. I didn't, well, that could have been good. We didn't understand what you said at the end.

You gave up. I said we have it every day. Every day. You went like, every day. Every day. You tried to do a silly voice at the end. You tried to do a voice. No, I knew it was bad.

I knew it was bad. No, you tried the silly voice. I was trying to do it on purpose. Dude, I love, I love a bomb recoveries. When I did Matt Lockwood's podcast, his producer, John had a riff and it made no sense. And the second he started, the second he finished talking,

he started looking at his nails. It killed me. He's like, yes, anyway, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Look at your nails. A little some dirt in my nails. Attorney, so it's really great that you're here with us this morning Katrina.

In your big coat. All right, so the court filing, what does it say? I mean, as you just mentioned, the government admits here that ICE was aware that this man had protected status here in the US and due to an administrative error, they put him on one of these flights anyways, Vlad. And according to their filing, he wasn't originally on the plane, but some people were taken off,

and then he was added and on the list. I don't know, man. He goes, they were all thinking it, Jon. That's weird, they're like talking to each other in a weird way. Somebody finally said it. God, they finally. They put him on a flight, he goes,

oh, they're my high clothes, huh? Okay, he goes, I fucking love America. Look, you guys are kinky. My whole life I come to America to capture my dream. He's ordering mojitos. You guys give me my high club, you take me to gay sex paradise. Mojitos on con here.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's where it is. He looks like Kanye. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Potential deportees, they hadn't notated

that protected status that he was bestowed by the United States, so he really should never have been on this flight, but they're now claiming that they can't bring him back. So the Vice President of the United States tweeted responding to Jon Favreau, who was a member of the. That guy's gotta change his fucking name. Jon Favreau who was a member of the- That guy's gotta change his fucking name. Jon Favreau, that pisses me off.

That this gentleman- Oh, he was a gang member. Suspected gang. No, this is a different kind of- He was a convicted MS3 attorney. Well, they're deporting so many people that are legal that we're getting mixed up. Oh, well then what the fuck?

We're looking for the, this is the- So he was a legal gang member. No, we're haunting everybody. He was a legal gang member. Is that what it was? God damn. I'm not even- JD Vance is the heart. It was a legal gang member. No, we're hunting Not even JD Vance is as if YouTube doesn't want to get into the gay aspect of this homophobic YouTube again Unprofessional John Oh, this is nice. It's nice.

See? The White House has admitted it. Same video. Same video. Fuck you. I got some pretty sick body cam. Here we go. But if it is real, this is horrible.

But if you think about it, Joe, like I say, if you're rounding up hundreds of people, mistakes are going to get made. 100%. And you then have to have a system that allows you to amend and make adjustments. Yeah, absolutely. And it can't be bury your head in the sand and pretend it didn't happen. No. Yeah. And this is the trouble with government. The incentive structure is all wrong.

Like to admit that is now embarrassing. That's crazy. Right? If you want, you know, compassionate people to be on board with you, you can't deport gay hairdressers seeking asylum. That's crazy. And then throw them into an El Salvador prison. That's crazy. Even though it's his biggest dream, that's fucking, you just can't do it. You just can't do that. That's fucking and then throw him into an El Salvador prison That's crazy. Even though it's his biggest dream. That's fucking you just can't do it

You can't make him shit his butt plug out before he goes into custody. That's you start running up gay guys What's next Tony Hinchcliffe into you to take my best boy? Me what's next me my lapdog Tony Hinchcliffe, huh? I fruit in the gas tank. Everybody knows that my dad said that Or you got sugar in his gas tank is what his dad would scream Go to Disturbed woman. Oh Yeah, the server we saw a small part of this before months ago. No, this is fresh No, the full video came out.

We didn't watch on this, did we? We might have for a second, but I don't think there was enough. Okay, this is good. This is dynamite. There's two very good ones. She's a disturbed woman, and I love the disturbed. The show should be called-

Disturbed. It should be called Exploiting the Disturbed. And she looks exactly like Janet Soprano. Ah, okay. So, beautiful lady. She's really hot. Should be called exploiting the disturbed and she looks exactly like Janet Soprano Okay, so a beautiful lady. She's really hot Parvati By the way, she does that I think and then gets a ride on the flight like nothing no no this is after Oh, it's after yeah, they're giving you a little before that they made her you'll see it okay after oh it's after yeah they're giving you a little before that they made her you'll see it okay 2022 airport officers were dispatched in response to an aircraft returning to the terminal due to a disruptive passenger

all the way in the back these cops are such pigs they're pigs pigs now I was gonna say they immediately ask the attendants to de-board the entire plane because they don't wanna have to take the lady off with people on the plane. That to me is just- I hate when they do that shit where they threaten everyone else's fucking day.

Just take her off. Just rip her fucking to shreds in front of me and let's get to fucking, let's get to Orlando. I guess they're scared about liability issues like if they get into a wrestling match and they bonk somebody's head like, but who cares? I'll take a bonk. She's a fucking fat, weak lady.

I'd happily take a bonk. I'll take a fucking bonk. Oh, come on. Second I land, suing the hell out of the airline. Yeah, exactly. Let's bonk me, let's go. Bonk me up. Yeah, exactly. Let's bonk me. Let's go bonk me up

They're trying to allow her to come off willingly if she will not she's gonna come off we'll go deal with her Okay, do you guys mind be boarding the entire plane so that we do not have to deal with her with an entire plane of people. Can we ask if she would come off nice and at first? If she doesn't, they will be quick? Yeah. 29 deltas. Here we go. That is a horrible sound. Excuse me. It's almost like there's a big turbine.

Holy. Like a jet engine next to the camera. That's crazy. This sound must go away, right? It gets quieter. There we go. That's crazy. It's sound must go away, right? It gets quieter. Yeah, there we go That's the beauty of aircrafts. It's awesome They gotta go through with that cow execution thing to no country It's just Joey in a wig

Yeah, I get right off when they kick me off planes. I love when they act normal Hi, like nothing's happened. What's happening? The Asian lady next year is wearing a mask because she smells good. How close Janice? Yeah, you're right. It's a Janice. It does it's very Janice II great. Janice II BAME if you ask she was getting fucked with a gun to her head before this flight My name is officer Smith. I'm with National Airport police. They're saying that they want you off of their aircraft. Why is that? I don't know, they just said that you were refusing to get off their aircraft after they asked you to get off.

Right, they didn't give me a reason why I needed to get off. They just told me that they were gonna talk to me outside as if they didn't want me to. Why is nobody speaking up? Why they were going to. No one ever. She's a crazy bitch. Get her off the fucking plane.

When people are in, most people. People wanna go. She's already been trespassed, so they're like, okay, finally the cops are here, they're gonna solve this quickly. No one ever crazy bitch get her off the fucking plane. No people people want to go They don't already been trespassed. So they're like, okay, finally the cops are here. They're gonna solve this quickly They don't need to say anything at this point Right, so they're they're waiting they do chime in in a little bit. Let's watch. Let's watch like three minutes I've been to this though. I've been to this She's also she keeps looking down in her journal. Like she's like, right. She's probably like one of those freaks She's like draws pictures of toads all day or some freaky shit.

You're gonna take my toad book away? You're gonna take my toad book away? I just drew a toad unicorn hybrid. It's a pregnant toad unicorn. You think I'm nuts? You could pry my toad book out of my dead cold hand. This toad's having Sonic's babies, so. Out of my dead cold hands.

Um, hold on. I'm gonna catch my breath. I'm like, I don't understand why there's so many people... I'm tired from sitting. I'm out of breath from sitting. No, I was looking for water, and then it gave me water. There we go! Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby! Okay, have you had any alcohol today?

No. Well you know babies aren't supposed to have water, that's what I'd say. And then I'd high five my partner. And then I'd hold a gun to her head. And I'd go, whup! And I'd fuck her! I'd go, bring in Bruno! Bruno wants some payback!

Bruno's on this fight. Bruno's a new K9 unit. Bruno's on this flight. Bruno's a new canine unit. Bruno's in first class. Okay. Okay, so do you mind stepping off the aircraft and I can talk? My name is officer Smith, yes. I'm sorry. You see, I think it's important that people call you by your first name.

You can call me by my first name, that's fine. Thank you. Good de-escalation. Do you mind stepping off the aircraft, we can figure out what's going on. Let me know I'm going home So I need to know why I'm getting off the plane. So they're a private company there There's a milk shortage in the country Well, you're a fat bitch you need to get off this fucking plane so they're allowed to refuse you service like God look at her. What do you think that is? She's like 3 p.m. Be a fat cunt on a plane

God look at her. What do you think that is? She's like 3 p.m. Be a fat cunt on a plane It's her trapper caper So if you do not get off the plane, we are going to de-board the entire plane Yes, and we will pull you off of the plane. You're gonna pull the Oh that chick in the back. That is like bait for like a psycho in an airplane though, right? I mean like we're gonna deport the whole plane. I'd be like fucking do it then. If I was this crazy I'd be like, great, hell yeah. Yeah, I know, that never works, they never care. That's 100% right. Actually, she never should have said that. That was a mistake. She should have just, here's what you do. Just go like, hey, we're gonna get you some water. Let's just go talk really fast. We'll get right back in your seat. Just talk to us up there really fast

Yeah, that's why I do it the bar when I want to bounce a bit We talk outside real quick and then they go outside and I go, okay, you're not allowed back in some of these cops Are so fucking stupid Most officer Smith they can't all be the guitar cop Yeah, that guy was great. If he was there, this would have been handled. Yeah. What's going on? Like I said, they didn't tell me what the problem is. So if you will get up and just walk off, then we can deal with it.

Okay, what is the reason why I'm getting off the plane? Ma'am, all the pretzels are missing. The reason why they are denying you service. You've eaten all the biscotti, man. Everyone wants biscotti and it wasn't all for you. They're a private company. They're a private company. Any private company can do that. Yeah.

I'm getting like, can I have some water? I thought you guys were going to bring me some water. There are private company We have a trough of granola waiting for you at the gate You want we will deal with you she's coming in way me. She's coming in way too hot. I know We're gonna kill you man I'm saying there's a pig pan outside a bunch of mud you can roll around Ma'am they have the trail mix with M&Ms inside the shop at the term. Oh, what kind of M&Ms? Peanut she goes You know that my new Farns? Two nutrients and peanut am and ams.

The March of Farns trail mix, it's just candy, you get it target, we got a big trough of that outside for you. She also just said, I'm white, but maybe I'm black. She keeps claiming to be black because she has that blacked out arm of tattoos. She used to be like- She does that throughout the video.

She got rid of all her Harry Potter tattoos. But this is just a tattoo. See, I am human too Harry Potter tattoos the whole plane starts clapping she's a hero it's a DSA flight oh this bitch is bad, worst cop ever. Worst cop ever. Fucking escalator. She wants it's scene. That's cause they, they prefer to have ladies handle ladies. Are they trying to, is the cop doing that

to try and get everyone to be so angry that the- It might be a tactic. But it doesn't work on people like that. That doesn't work on crazy bitches. Walk off, I'm not doing this with a plane full of people. This bitch had a bad day, she's been here lunchin' some shit. This guy looks like he was just stabbed by Carmelo Anthony. Oh I saw that. Very obscure but good. Hahahaha!

Oh my god. Oh boy. But honestly, so many people are wearing masks on this flight, I don't think they should be allowed to fly. That's just my two cents. Oh, this is 2022 though? It also is- No, this body cam's new though. It also is- it was 2022 though.

No, no, but this is- this this just, the body cam was just released. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yeah, so that's why the mask. I will say all the face masks are Asian people. So it does feel like return to order. Sure, I guess so. I guess you're right, yeah. Get out.

This rocks. This is great. Oh, yeah, I'm straight. You're telling me that's gonna have great. Go ahead. Hotel 5 still shows door unlocked. May I reach the cure or do you still need it open? She's getting off. Oh, they're giving her water? Eww. So your toad book's down. She's putting all of her toad books down. Making me drop my toad books. Oh!

You're making me drop my toad books! Oh, she's gone. Oh, there she goes. She's kind of a unit, dude. I'd be scared. All of a sudden it's a runway dude, I'd be scared. Oh, it's a runway show if you ask me. Start walking out there. I buckle in. You gotta remove me too. Fuck you. Oh my god! Look, that put her right back in her seat! She's buckled.

Oh, now here she comes! Whoa, whoa, whoa! You gotta get off? Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Say bye just a second here. Hold on. Let's go. Just roll up and we'll talk again. Look at that sweat.

Trenched in sweat. What's your name? Her whole back, the middle back, is drenched. Just step off and we'll just talk about it, OK? Why are we stepping off? Because they don't want you on this aircraft. They don't want me on this aircraft? No.

Why? Why should they? She's so, like, she's like hurt. Like, Delta stopped being her friend. Cause they don't want you on this aircraft. They don't want me on this aircraft? Yes. She's so, like she's like hurt, like Delta stopped being her friend. Why? Because I'm black? Can I draw toads? Delta loves me! Because I'm white, because I'm black. Got it Connor. Wow.

Man the fucking problem she's causing for everybody else though Ruin everyone's fucking time I genuinely can't believe she's claiming blackness cause of the tattoo I thought maybe it was cause she had curly hair She's in a pool so I'm half black When people get those full sleeve tattoos that are just all black It's like, that is like some weird It's a new is that is like some weird

Some weird loophole is why machine. Oh Kelly is now my favorite black rapper black body black body He shows up Tony Robbins She wants to see in heaven. It's Barack Obama and Tony Robbins. They're sucking each other up. This flight is important. Everyone on this plane, remember, I will be the first US female president... Oh! Oh! ...to be president. I love her. That's such a wide ass.

I mean, it's an absolute bath bomb. Can you call somebody? Can I make a phone call? Yeah, I can get my phone. You're a little horny for her, John. I need to talk to my husband. I feel like the CIA is probably like really pissed. They're like, gosh, she was gonna kill Trump. Why'd they kick her off?

Jimmy, why'd you burn her all that time, dude? We need to give her space to kill Trump. It's like a burn after reading saying that like, she couldn't make it through the flight. They kicked her off! Jimmy, why'd you burn her all that time, dude? You need to give her space to kill Trump. It's like a burn after reading saying that, like, she couldn't make it through the flight. Okay. They kicked her off. They found her toad books.

Like, what did we learn here? Where's she now? They go, where's she now? They go, well, she was killed in the street. Okay, good. Alright, well, whatever. Burn the body. Alright, we can go and talk to him, okay? Come on. Uh oh. Oh, she's, oh no. Whatever burn the body She's oh no now she's on the ground giving birth giving birth I've never been on a flight that's been fully ruined by a disturbed person. Never had an issue on a flight ever.

Not one delay, nothing. I've never had an issue flying. You've never had a delay? Never had anything. You don't fly that much. I've flown across the world. I've been on tons of flights. That is weird that you haven't had a delay.

Not a single delay. I thought you had a delay. You had a delay. You just never had an hour. I've flown, yeah. I've flown a fucking... That's impossible. You had a delay. You just had a fucking- I flew, yeah, I flew to fucking- That's impossible. Yeah, that's impossible.

When was the last time? I just fly up and down to Seattle, see Cheyenne all the time. No, but like an hour delay is super standard. That's crazy. 15 minute delay. I don't think I've ever had a delay in my life. That's impossible.

I don't think I've ever had a delay in my life. I think you just forgot. May I forgot? You have. I swear to God, I've never, I've never- Is the office beefed out now? Yeah, you're brain, you have the brain of a goldfish. I think I'm actually good luck on flights. The hole's in your brain. I just think. It's the office beef. Yeah, now. Yeah, you're, you're, you're brain. Yeah, yeah. You have the brain of a goldfish. I think I'm actually good luck on flights.

The holes in your brain. I just think I'm good luck on flights. I'm like the opposite of a gremlin. You get me on there, I get all the biscotti in me and I get crazy. Yeah. Which is the opposite of a gremlin. Yeah.

Somehow. Don't give up a biscotti after midnight. Choose chicken. You know what I mean? Instead of the beef. It's always better. Shh. To go, I'm the opposite of a gremlin,

and then say something as nothing to do with gremlins is so funny. I'll help you. I can't wait to go back. I want to go back this year. No! No, get out of the plane. No!

My name is Garney. Hey, come down here. She's expecting. Madam President, please come to the front of the plane. I want to live there. I'm not going to walk on my own. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. All right, just start pushing her. Madam President, please come to the front of the plane. Alright, just start pushing her. Yeah, just get her out of the flight. They're not really gonna de-board the plane now after that, right?

Nah, they shouldn't have to. Nah, they don't. There's a... somewhere on this this flight there's a terrorist sitting in the back going yes the underway is you Oh my god She's just trying to get to that water

She's got those sideways legs Yeah, she's a victim of chub rub for sure dude. Oh yeah, her legs open her shirt? They're far apart from each other. Her tits come out. Oh no. She'd open it but she might have been doing like, you know, a little breather. Big bitches get high. She's the poster girl for chasing.

Her tits come out though. Oh she did! I'm sorry. Her tits are out. She looks like Hagrid dude. Holy shit. I thought they came out during the struggle. I didn't realize It's exactly Hagrid same proportion same hair I'm a terrorist Harry

She's big dude. She's a big bitch. She's huge. She's hot. Now her pussy's out She's a big bitch. She's huge. She's, oh god! Pussy out. Now her pussy's out. Give me your arm now! God, just take it! Which one?

The white one or the black one? They got a double cover, man. Don't be mean. No, no, no, she's actually, I thought that too, but she's actually pretty flexible. She's big, man. No, look. She's got like baby bones, you know?

They do it easily. That female cop's jealous. She's not like, you know, top breeding stock. Six foot tall. Is she six feet tall? Dude, she's big. Oh, she is tall. She says that actually.

White collar, this? Caramel water, stand up. I just want water. Can I stand up? Yeah. I can get up on my own. One, two, three. Mental illness is fucking rules.

Yeah. so fun I just want water now back to just all I wanted was some water Now she's the water like toads Toads, you know toad what don't you get ever heard of toads? I'm crazy, but you've never heard of toads Who's actually the nuts So I'm crazy, but you've never heard of toads. Who's actually the nutso here? Maybe you should be wearing these cuffs if you never heard of toads.

Can we get a straight jacket on the cop over here? Never heard of toads. You know, like frogs, you know frogs? They're like big. They're like an ugly frog. Big frogs. You stupid bitch! Big frogs! Dumbass! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha water later she you can tell she has really bad driver yourself on the ground dude she might want water because she's fucking like rolling you undid your dress oh i bet you're i bet you're

actually everyone in the airport it's hot you're going to jail you're being okay you're being crazy right now i'm i'm kind of like she's crazy but i believe her in a weird way of like i believe that she's not there when she's crazy sure but what did she do before this though? Joe we still didn't see oh no so yes She was just being disturbing on the like she was just fucking showing her pussy drawn toads probably drawn her own her tits out She's probably just being loud and obnoxious and like just kind of weird you don't have to do that much if you kicked off a flight She's probably just being weird obnoxious pulled up in a van with John Candy kick her out Pulled up in a van with John Candy, kicked her out. He's in a polka group. She's like, ah, bears.

She's with Chris Farley, the big sketch. She's had like eight heart attacks. She's like, oh. Oh, he's hitting on her, yeah. What's your name, little lady? You got Instagram? Mind if I call you Big Ber lady? Try to calm down. You got Instagram? Can I have some water? Yeah.

Mind if I call you Big Bertha? I just want water. Hold that door. Water! What we're going to do, we're going to release you in a big field in West Texas. We're going to get in the helicopter, and we're going to shoot at you.

That's crazy. We're down the right now. Ah. Water! I need water! The second she starts drinking water she starts doubling in size. She's like, that's the biggest mistake you ever made! What's that thing you gave her water to? Yeah, the little dinosaur thing. Yeah, it's like Bane's serum. She burst through the roof of the fucking airport She's moving in like slow motion. No you all made a huge mistake

Phrases water My intention to drink water Now you all die. It ends with Professor X pulling up in the van. He goes, you just misunderstood. I have a place for you. I have a place for you. People like you, we all roam free.

We learn to harness our powers. They don't understand people like you. Love rings like coups, this fat bitch. Get her out of here. Fuck the shit out of her. Professor X, it's like in Logan when he starts coming around, he goes, she does draw great toads. I'll call you Toad Girl. Professor X does, he goes, oh, he goes, give me your, he goes,

now draw a Toad. Draw a Toad, it's all shaded and perfect. Professor X is in Cerebris right now with the helmet on. He's like, I feel her pain. Wolverine's like, she's fucking nuts. What are you talking about? Logan, she draws great Toads. I believe in this one.

Tries to go to her mind, and then he just sees a million toads. He's like, oh! She's just, oh, dog! He's a dog! He's having a seizure. Ha ha ha. Pfft.

Hmm. Are you fucking kidding me? Let's go! Oh shit, she's yelling at the guy. Walk down the stairs now. Walk down the stairs. You gotta give her an elevator. She's huge, dude.

Oh dude, this is not good. They are not handling this well. You try arresting the juggernaut, John. Yeah, where are you? They're making her take the stairs to embarrass her. Yeah. Well, the weight limit on the elevator is like 2,500 pounds. That's true.

I think she's on drugs. I think she's on drugs. This sounds like someone on drugs. Ecstasy is actually a really good guess with the dehydration and the hippie stuff. Yeah, she hippie flipped. She's on mushrooms and ecstasy. They They put on a deportation flight to El Salvador Take it to the little ecstasy for the plane

I'd be like this is cool. I'm next to the plane Anything else happen here Skip ahead. Yeah, no bumps. I think. Just skip a little to be safe. I might have to stop to get this point. Can I get some water? You'll get water. If you stop talking, your mouth might not be so dry. This is your water, bitch.

I can be quiet. Oh, she gets really nice, actually. So skip to when they're booking her. They take her to the jail cell. You know what a bitch? She gets really nice actually So skip to when they have when they're booking her they take her to the jail cell and they're like Hey, if you keep acting like how you've been acting with us, they will mace you in there like we gave nice manners We can't mace you on a plane and stuff, but they will fucking mace you in there. She goes, okay shit Okay. All right, so follow the rules, right? And they're like, yeah, and then she's just really polite She's lovely Mase has the opposite effect makes her really small

Magneto's outside he's like they didn't give you water. Sorry. I have to remember when you don't have water. I'm gonna use probably the blue bag. Yes. You can skip to the actual like when she's inside. I like your watch although I'm not... Right there. I feel my blood in my mouth. It's fine. I'm also dry.

Still no water. Thank you. I appreciate you. I will eternally be grateful for you. It's fine. I'm also still dry. Still no water. Thank you. I appreciate you. I will eternally be grateful for you. She does have like a, she does seem like she's on a drug that makes you go in and out of being like super horny. I think ecstasy. Yeah. MDMA. MDMA.

It's like she needs water. Yeah, and water. Yeah, she needs water. Yeah, she was on MDMA. She was on MDMA. John solved this 20 minutes ago. She was like, I just came from escape from Wonderland. She's at a Grateful Dead show. She fucking lost her mind. She sucks ass

drawn toads They'll be in here in just a minute I think they already gave her the speech about being your best behavior. We don't need to watch it though That's it, that's that. She's really nice love. For disturbed woman kicked off airplane for outrageous behavior, that's that. Name of the app, Toadbook. There we go.

Toadbook. Toadbook. Toadbook. I love Toadbook. She had a Toadbook. I could spot a lady at Ross Toad's any day. I could spot a Toadbook from a million miles away. Like the easiest Toadbook I've ever spotted. Hey fellas, hold up. You're gonna smell a Toadbook I've ever spotted. Hey fellas, hold up.

You smell a toad book around you somewhere. Something on this plane has a toad book I think. I feel the toad book. You know the toads had like the unicorn horn on them. Like she was drawing like a hybrid version of her favorite animals. She's a Narnia. Drone toads. Yeah. All right, folks, well, we love you.

Love you guys. Subscribe to the Patreon, patreon.com slash hatewatchpodcast. Oh, and also please come to Cringe, April 27th, Saturday. Joey and Ben will be doing a beautiful play. Yeah, we're doing a play. We're doing a play that we were writing together.

So you couldn't see that. I'm gonna be on stage, my first live performance. We're doing a play, never acted in front of, I'm quite nervous about it. Also, next Jock Week on Patreon, somebody in the comments, can't fucking remember their name, they had a very good idea, because John and I were bragging about how fast

we could cuff somebody in a situation like this, and the guy said they should see how fast they could cuff Devin when he's fully Resisting Devin agreed to do it. So next jock week we John and I were gonna give him a 20 Head start and then we're going to chase him and arrest him He basically we're allowed to do everything except for like punch each other so we can wrestle and fight I don't think you'll catch fat so Fatso's don't stand a chance. Oh come on, I'm way faster. I'm actually pretty fast.

Devin's got way better cardio than both of you guys. No, actually no, I've been running. And Devin doesn't have that good, actually he does the Stairmaster thing. Every single day. But that's just to work on his ass. He wants a perfect ass for his boyfriend. Stronger legs to run and kick fast, yeah.

No, no, no, but I've actually for the last two weeks, my, actually my cardio's quite bad. Maybe no head start, let's just start. I got cardio. I was gonna be the one who was gonna get it. Let's start with our hands on it. That's why I said that by the way. I said 20, 20 second head start.

Why about this? You'll never catch me. But no, no, no, but actually I bet I could close the distance before I lose my breath because I actually am fast. That's what I was banking on because I'm pretty fast at short distances. So we'll try to like,

I got horse legs. Slippery arms. John's swinging through trees. Ha ha ha ha! It's like a scene in Indiana Jones. We'll try it with the head start, if we can't catch him, then we'll start it, we'll try it with where we already,

we start with our hands on him. But that's gonna be the best content of all time. I'm gonna like, stretch and shit. You gotta stretch. You're done, dude. I don't even need to stretch. Not at all. we already we start with our hands on them, but that's gonna be the best comment of all time You got a stretch dude. I don't even know at all I'm gonna mace you why are you slippery to he's very slippery Yeah, we should grease him up actually that'll be the third round is greased up dead and he's tough put him in a speedo Griffith Park otters also historically rape Good luck raping two of us. Good luck raping me and Joey.

Okay. You're not even gonna come close to raping us. You couldn't even rape Bruno, dude. You could rape a fly. Yeah, you could rape a fucking- He's like a fucking superhero, you know? I don't know. We're gonna cuff you.

The lack of respect. We're gonna fuck you. I bet you, by the way, it's not even a lack of respect. Two men on Trying to cuff one person. It's like it's so you guys can't hurt me You're probably gonna get hurt. No, we're not gonna punch you don't fight if you don't get hurt the whole point Well, don't fight too hard if you fight too. So yeah, basically stop resisting Don't you know what I'm gonna get if you get injured?

It's gonna be like we got to do it on pops out of your socket because we are gonna have to crank your arm It'll just be your shoulder popping out of your socket, because we are gonna have to crank your arm. It'll just be your shoulder popping out of your side. No cranking, no cranks. No big deal. I'll crank, I'm on grass, we gotta do it on grass. So it's like you're on your belly like this. And I'm cranking your arm.

Devin, imagine you're laying on your belly, so you're on the grass. I just reach down like this, and then I put some pressure right there, I put it behind your back. Yeah. I don't do it hard. It's very easy, I could just do this on the ground. Oh, you'll control you guys only have 20 seconds 20 seconds it's over you're gonna get maced and 20 feet you have a 20 foot head start boba which isn't that much

What is even the point of this then I thought there has to be a time? Way you okay. No. Yeah, actually let's put a three-minute time limit three minutes you guys suck ass Yeah, actually let's put a three-minute time limit three minutes you guys suck ass No How many body cams have we seen with professional cops with training that can't do it within three minutes? And I get to run around we're at like a park. I'm just running around you could run I look like the fucking three stooges. Let's that's okay. Who cares? I'm just that'll be really funny It'll it will be it will be I'm just saying you guys are gonna be fucking running into each other and We call each other

Now that's gonna be the best content we've ever made I can't wait for that Bye bye bye