Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Think Like A Man

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

Plane crash in DC blamed on DEI, Hitler loving UFC fighter, trans Emilia Perez star gets in trouble over tweets https://www.patreon.com/c/HateWatchPodcast Support the show and start your free Hims vis...it today at https://www.hims.com/HATEWATCH 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 You You motherfuckers you motherfuckers What what's going on David? Sorry, you're on Bluetooth. We're just about to start recording I'm on a walk with my dog and you guys have been following me for a few blocks now I'm only like a mile down from your place. I'm I'm like before driving by
Starting point is 00:00:55 Grab me real quick what what's going on? We're about to record dirt. They're getting closer run away run or fight Then we got a record man. I'll talk to you after. I hear him get his ass kicked. Bye. Bye. Alright. Well let's check in after. Yeah we'll see what that's all about. Whatever. You start, you get 10,000 views on YouTube. People start needing all your help. I never know if he's actually getting his ass kicked or if he's being a Diva or being a Drama Queen. He's always up to that type of shit. It's annoying. It is annoying.
Starting point is 00:01:25 It annoys the fuck out of me. Constantly getting in trouble, that guy. Yeah, constantly getting his ass kicked. Always getting beaten up. That's unbelievable. And he wants a handout from us. It's unbelievable. Gets his ass kicked.
Starting point is 00:01:36 I mean. Well, welcome to the show. Also call the cops. Why are you calling the cops? Why are we gonna call the cops? What the hell are you gonna do? Fuck off. God. Dumbass retard. He's a retard. His friends. the show call the cops why are you calling off god dumbass I love the death
Starting point is 00:01:50 but he's fucking retarded I hope he's getting raped I have to get some braids bashed in to be honest. Every day I'm being followed by four black guys. Shut up! Retard. Move out of your neighborhood. Yeah. Talk about drugs in Korea town. In much more serious news you guys see the plane crashed. Yeah, I did into the Potomac Very tragic and Trump had some something to say about it some choice words choice words Let's see what what he had to say. I think he's he's really blaming DEI for this I think he's really blaming DEI for this. On DEI and the claims that you've made, are you saying this crash was somehow caused and
Starting point is 00:02:29 the result of diversity hiring? And what evidence have you seen to support these claims? It just could have been. We have a high standard. We've had a much higher standard than anybody else. And there are things where you have to go by brain power, you have to go by psychological quality. And psychological quality is a very important element of it. These are various very powerful tests that we put to use
Starting point is 00:02:54 and they were terminated by Biden. And Biden went by a standard that's the exact opposite. So we don't know, but we do know that you had two planes at the same level, you had a helicopter and a plane. That shouldn't have happened. And we'll see. We're going to look into that and we're going to see. But certainly for...
Starting point is 00:03:11 Two things, they crashed because they were at the same level. Yeah. They occupied the same space. Same exact level. Same level in the sky. So with two things at the same level, they will hit. They will hit. So different levels from now on.
Starting point is 00:03:25 We all know a plane helicopter can't co-exist. Yeah. In two different habitats. Traffic controller, we want the brightest, the smartest, the sharpest. The brighter minded would have had to meet different levels. Superior. And that's what we're going to. Well, kind of a crazy claim to immediately blame DEI.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Yeah, I really looked into it. You told me you did look into it. I looked into it a little bit, and if this is true, he has a point, because this is who people are saying is the air traffic controller for the phone. Oh, that's not good. That's radio.
Starting point is 00:03:57 If that's real, then he does have a point. He does have a point if this is real, if radio really was the air traffic controller. That also looks like old tech. It it was like using a like an old the 1960s radio. It should be computers It should be modern computers. Yeah, it can't be good radar. It makes sense how a catastrophe would happen Does a look he looks silly looks a little But he's he's really stupid he looks really dumb. He looks like a dumbass. He's really dumb. He'll change your life. He looks really dumb and he might touch your spirit but you don't want that guy in the tower. He'll make you
Starting point is 00:04:30 love. I'm inspired to crash my plane is what that is. No, no, no. That one we don't know. He might be good at the job. I don't know. This was the pilot of the Airplane so if this is true, this is also not good that American Airlines American Airlines Pilots I need 20 20 vision to be a pile. No, that's who they're hiring apparently according to these days according to the Trump administration That is that is Bealejuice from Howard Stern show. I guess he's been working head. Well, he was working The search out American Airlines can't spell cat. Yeah He's working. I used to listen to the Star-Chowed American Airlines. He can't spell cat. Yeah, so if they hired him. Well, it doesn't end there because
Starting point is 00:05:20 This is who they are claiming was the pilot of the helicopter. Jesus. Oh wow. So a tarted Asian woman. Cross-eyed, possibly very low IQ Asian woman. And this is DEI? Is she mentally deficient? If this is all true, if this triple whammy is true, Trump's got a point. We gotta get, there's a lot of retarded minorities. Don't give this community a note by the way, because we haven't had the chance to. We haven't had a chance to really look into it, but. Is she mentally deficient, or is she just like wacky and random?
Starting point is 00:05:48 I don't really know. Same thing. She might be just kooky, but. I think she's a little random. Either way, if her eyes are stuck like that, she should not ever be around a drop. And if she keeps doing that, her eyes will be stuck like that forever. That's true.
Starting point is 00:05:58 So, you know, that's. That's not good. It's not great, but that's what's happening. So fuck you, Biden. Yeah. If Biden, if Biden did all of that, motherfucker. Yeah, Biden started this whole thing. He fucking hired a bunch of he hates crack as America. And so he's he's been giving jobs to retarded black people. Not only that, famous ones. Really famous retarded black people. It's like you get a, you know, crowd source a little bit, you know, people who are unemployed possibly, you know, we're talking about movie stars, radio personalities. It's probably because
Starting point is 00:06:38 he's thinking that will get me more attention if I do famous ones. He's a star fucker. He's a star fucker. Yeah. Yeah. It'll go viral. I'll look at a hero. I'm giving these guys jobs. Yeah. Yeah. It's sickening. It is sick. Now they're crushing. That's crazy though that uh that that that that crash. Another one happened today in Philadelphia. A little tiny plane though. I know. Crashed right into Philly. That's not great either. Not great. I don't really know what's happening. Yeah. I'm gonna fly tomorrow. I'm nervous. These things come in threes. Connor. The baloney, the prosciutto, the... And the third one.
Starting point is 00:07:09 The bal-balbooney. Yeah, I don't know, I'm a little scared about my flight tomorrow. I don't wanna fly right now. That was actually the best time to fly because everyone's like, if you fuck up. Yeah, that's true. Like everyone's like, okay, pilot's on our microchip.
Starting point is 00:07:21 What am I gonna say? If you fuck up, I'm dead. No, the pilots. No, not you, but they're all like, okay. In the rooms, in the air traffic control rooms and shit. Okay, pilots on our mic. What am I gonna say? If you fuck up, I'm dead They're all like, okay Yeah, I don't think they're crashing cuz the guy didn't bring it that day like I don't think he's just like being a lady Yes, that is why you really think so. No, I think this is terrorism actually Yeah, I think something I just can't out fathom that there was that big a mistake. But I guess that Black Hawk helicopter is supposed to not be seen.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I write a thing about it today. Why go into invisible mode in DC, right near the airport? Like you're the X-Men fucking airplane, you know, you have stealth mode on. That's crazy. Also Trumps are supposed to be able to go like, like quick maneuvers. Supreme Leader Trump recently said that. He goes, he goes, why did it not go left? Why did it not go right? Why did he basically, in his way, he was saying, why did it not avoid the plane? And I go, that's a great point, Lord Trump. Aren't they like pretty agile? Pretty, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:20 point Lord They like pretty agile pretty They take a while to turn Yeah, but if they're on this chest in a plane, right seems like human is not at all It's either the air traffic controller. It's the helicopters or the chopper the choppers. Yeah, or it's an Armenian pilot Just like the fucking guy that killed Kobe. Yeah I don't want all the Armenians listening to know that you killed Kobe the weather was fine and stuff Right there is the weather was fine. Yeah crisp crisp DC night
Starting point is 00:08:51 Horrible fucking horrible. Are there any series? Well now no one important has come up really. It's just the ice skating Like are there any straight forward a bunch of losers Knocked out Nancy Kerrion and they did this. Yeah. They just took a bat and they threw it at the helicopter. She goes, why? Why?
Starting point is 00:09:22 As it goes into the botanic. Yeah. She goes, why, why? As it goes into the botanic. Yeah, they, they, they, they, they, they tore the plane's ACL. Yeah, no, I don't know, it's weird. It's not a great look for, I know they're blaming the Biden administration,
Starting point is 00:09:36 but it is funny. It's not a great look for Trump. Tonya Harding, where was Tonya Harding? Did Trump fire like all these people in the FAA last week? I don't think so. I think he offered a bunch of federal employees like Sure, he did like an overall management guys. He hates regulation. So there's a lot of things are gonna be going down Yeah
Starting point is 00:09:53 For what I heard it was like human error all those guys in the helicopter had night-vision goggles on it really like narrows your vision What is the helicopter like it doing right by the fucking airport in DC? We're like important people I think the base is close Yeah, I think is what I read they should not do that. What are they up to? Whatever whenever I see like blackhawks in like LA. I'm like, what are you get to Iraq? Around the Deloitte building, you fucking weirdos? Somalia, for God's sakes. Like, they're sexy.
Starting point is 00:10:30 They're like, and George Clooney lives right there. Yeah, they're doing a star tour. I never understand it when I see military helicopters right up in my town. Yeah, I saw a Black Hawk land on top of the LAPD headquarters one time, it was fucking crazy. I saw a Black Hawkk landed your ass one time Give it to me like a guy gives a hoodie to a chick. He just
Starting point is 00:11:02 No pants on you. You're like, I'm Donald Duck. A guy fucks you in the ass and you take his powers like cell from Dragon Ball Z. I become big, he did. I'm a horrible rapper. Oh man, but yeah, not really much else on this. You know, he's been, they've been, it's just been D-E-I, D-E-I, D-E-I, which you know, it stands, if you flip a couple words around, letters around, it's die. Like I said before.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Look into that when that was the final destination is something unbelievable so you know Lord Trump will fix it even if he's responsible for it who knows what is happening that is fucking 65 people that it's like the worst plane crash you know it's on the end it's top 10 of all time in America as it's on the anniversary in 1989. A plane went down. A Miami flight, I think, went down and killed 73 people. I think in the same area. I believe from Miami to D.C.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I think I'm not going to look into it, but it happened. We're not looking at how old this beetle just maybe he was flying both. Oh, Beetlejuice has the Andean Milanochus disease. Beetlejuice is like 99 years old. He's the curious case of Beetlejuice. He's the oldest man alive. Yeah. Man, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:12:15 It is insane. It's really creepy. It's scary. You don't like to see that in America, okay? Flights are not supposed to go down here. That's for wacky countries. That's for you to know. Asian countries. Anytime another flight goes, anytime they go there was a plane crash, you for wacky countries. That's for you to know. Asian countries. Anytime another flight goes,
Starting point is 00:12:25 anytime they go, there was a plane crash, you always look at it and it's like, you know. Also, how much does a Blackhawk helicopter cost? Millions. Millions of dollars. More than like a plane? No. Okay, well either way.
Starting point is 00:12:38 They're big though. They're not normal. They're like huge. No, I know, they're huge. Huge helicopters. And they have like missile launchers on there That thing was armed, you know Missiles in it, but I'm just saying like this is supposed to be controlled by the military which is you know
Starting point is 00:12:54 I don't have missiles. I think they got machine guns on them though. Yeah, I'm not sure either way guys they found people Still sitting in their seats in the water, under underwater, like the titans. Were they dead? No, they were just, they were holding their breath. They were, John, they were chilling. Just kind of kicking back. Firing the fish, seaweed and things. They were scuba diving.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Yeah, but I mean, it's really scary. We can't have that in this country. Didn't Trump, what was Trump's response? Remember someone was like, hey, are you gonna go to the site of the crash? He goes, no, why, what am I, that's that's it's really scary. We can't have that in this country. Didn't Trump. What was Trump's response? Is remember someone was like, hey, are you going to are you going to go to the site of the crash? He goes, no. Why would I? It's one of the water was a swimming. It's amazing. We want to go swimming. It's a hilarious response.
Starting point is 00:13:35 But also, if I knew somebody that died in that, I'd hate him for the rest of it. For sure. But would you though, because he's sitting there going like I he's like calling, holding everybody accountable. Yeah. If I think that's what I would want if like my family died of that Is he holding everyone accountable or is he just I thought his response was pretty pretty classic What would you rather have? Yes to this? What would you rather you have to pick one? It's a president who goes like Terrible freak accident nothing we could do or a guy goes like, they're all fucking idiots.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Fuck, they're all retards. He's only doing that though because he knows it's coming on to him. Of course. No, he's being a politician. But I'm just saying, what would you pick if your mom died in that? I'd pick the guy who shows remorse and sadness for the other. He's sad as hell, but he just expresses it. He's got vengeance. He's the vengeance is what he sees. expresses it he's got bench if I vengeance is what listen Trump's funny we all listen we all love Lord Supreme Leader Trump here I'm a lead I don't love him I'm just saying if I in this
Starting point is 00:14:32 situation we love his hilarious no he's dangerous I think kind of possibly a lot probably I think who knows yeah he is but no if my motherfucking somebody I loved died on that and I turn on the news and Trump's going it could have zigged, it could have zagged, it could have gone around, you wonder, it's probably a retarded black person. It's not my fault. It's like, you know, you go alright. So you want like a big cop going like, we don't know. Guys, we're not gonna change anything. Joey, all I want-
Starting point is 00:15:02 Sorry about the crash. You want the guys like, it's a waste of time to go see it I'm trying to figure this out right now But you just want a shred of humanity which the guy doesn't have He's like you guys you guys more and I'll do the work. I'm gonna fix things you guys cry I want to go to the side of the crash with investigators for that kind of exactly get in the way of them Yeah, I got my best. Apparently the uh the in there were there were two people There were one there was one person doing two people's jobs in the uh, air traffic control room Yeah, those guys are in hell kind of like how kamala was doing
Starting point is 00:15:36 Two people's jobs doing biden's job and her own job. Uh, yeah slam dunk. Yeah failed at both. Yeah Yeah Yeah, slam dunk. Yeah, failed at both. Yeah Yeah Booyah booyah kasha, but yeah, no, I mean, it's you know, whatever he's just we can't have that here It's America every every plane is supposed to fucking land You're supposed to be it's supposed to be completely fine getting on these flights. They can train tomorrow Connor. No It's too late. I never even gets afraid of why I truly never I've never been afraid on a flight. He's really arrogant on fly. I like turbulence I enjoy I go Cuz you bet you're sick man. You like fucking in fight club man
Starting point is 00:16:23 You got a plug in it's fucking gyr's like sitting on a washing machine man. I'm getting off to this shit dude I got a butt plug in. It's fucking gyrating my ass. Where are you going? San Jose. It's a short flight. Hour flight. In and out. No problem. Nothing can happen in an hour. It's impossible. You can't crash in an hour. Dillon Cornyn is not going to let anything happen in San Jose.
Starting point is 00:16:40 He's out there aka with Luke Rockwell. He'll fucking jump and catch you if you're playing I would I'd appreciate if you did that you would yeah Yeah, but that's is it so I apparently I think we had 9-eleven Plane crash. Yeah, really bad really bad pilots on that one when was the air traffic controller sucked that day that morning Jesus Christ, so you can be started on the amount of retarded black people working for the fucking airlines that day And then and then Carl below and then I think we had we had another one like it was like 60 like in like oh eight or something
Starting point is 00:17:16 There was oh nine. Oh nine there. Yeah How many died in that could you find out? 2009 I mean, this is a pretty low casualty for actual commercial. For America, this is high. Yeah. Indonesia, this is like every day. Yeah, but when you hear about a plane crash and you're like, oh, it's like 250 dead.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Not America. I'm pretty sure they go down all the time. Okay, so, uh, oh, they do go down all the time. This is very creepy. Yeah, they go down all the time. But no, not, not deaths. Calabasas? No, we only care about deaths. Type in 2009. February 12th, 2009, 50 people died, Colgan Air Flight, New York. It crashed into Queens.
Starting point is 00:18:03 It killed a bunch of like fucking Italian retards and shit I'm the ground it crashed into Queens and it killed four people on the ground and it killed 50 on the plane Didn't like an f-16 fucking land on a house in San Diego Yeah, the guy like ejected and landed Died though, right? I don't think so. It's a grant of thought. Oh, yeah. I just like survive. Oh damn 2005 2005 Twelve people died Yeah, did you sort by deaths in Southwest Southwest flight least I am Chicago
Starting point is 00:18:40 And then you know, yeah, you, September 11th. But yeah, that doesn't usually happen. This is something for fucking wacky countries, okay? It's funny to classify 9-11 as a plane crash. I've always thought it was very funny to say it's just a simple plane crash. Yeah, like a malfunction. Just two bad pilots, same thing. Three bad pilots, same thing.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Yeah, like they're twin flames, you know? Just kind of connected connected or actually four Yeah, there's four plans, right? Pentagon in the Pentagon and the one in Pennsylvania Yeah, yeah, that was cool. Yeah, what if al Qaeda? What if the al Qaeda guys? They flipped out and brushed the cockpit because the pilot was so bad. That's what I have Doing the Anthony Kumia elbow check and they're like, oh, fuck, we gotta do something about this.
Starting point is 00:19:28 And they're like, they got me. We gotta correct the course. Each other, brother, we must correct course. We must break down the door and correct course. He's flying like an animal. Cutting people's throats is the right thing. Don't get in my way. I'll command you to say to one of us. Two thousand will die if you stop me. I have to do it. You have to break
Starting point is 00:19:50 eight to make omelette. I do not want to kill but I must. But yeah some more shit. He's crying the entire time. He's like it pains me. I don't want to do it. Some more shit happened this week. RFK, his confirmation hearing was happening, so they were grilling him. And I don't really, I didn't care, but there was this one clip that was very funny. Bernie Sanders going off about onesies. Oh, onesies, yeah. Are you supportive of this?
Starting point is 00:20:13 I've had nothing to do with it. Are you supportive of these onesies? I don't know. Are you supportive of grown men that like to dress like babies? Wait, what is this? What is the onesie? All right, so RFK, they were selling onesies for babies that said unvaxxed, unharmed, some dress like babies. What is the onesie? All right, so rfk They were like selling onesies for babies that said like unvaxxed unarmed some shit like that
Starting point is 00:20:29 They're trying to get on our if cable. So who gives a shit? I think so. Yeah, but it's like who cares whatever Rfk, you know you look into this guy and I do not I'm provax. I believe in the science. I'm not scared of access I will say that well, you're and listen to my voice right now listen to my voice I got this fucking rest so strange. Yeah, it's very weird No, man, I got this What do you lines with sometimes is bizarre to me my talking about You're becoming a very weird man in your older age He's a very weird man in your older age. He's a Zionist lib who's pro-vaccine. Zionist lib, pro-vax.
Starting point is 00:21:07 What do you guys get about this? Now listen, I go to every way the damn wind blows sometimes, you know? But no, here's, I'm not goofing at all. I got a text from CVS saying, big rise in respiratory infection. You're telling me, I fucking was out with it all week. You're drenched in sweat right now. I'm fucking was out with it all week. I'm just raced in sweat right now I'm fucking I hate it. You are actually really sick. No, I'm not sick anymore. I'm just like I'm in recovery mode There's way to Jack I'm just hot I don't want to take one off
Starting point is 00:21:37 Well, okay, actually it kind of reminds me the summer episodes when I feel like I'm at my fucking best I love sweating But my point was I this thing has been lingering and that's why my voice has been all fucked up And so next time I get one of those texts, I'm going to get the back I was genuinely sick the entire fucking week with some bullshit respiratory thing. It was horrible. You're driving like psychedelic Like like visions. I fuck dude. I'm not kidding. I like a fat. I had the worst sinus headaches of my entire fucking life. I had Horrible fucking like fever for a night like I was one of those nights where it's a jerk It's the sleep is a journey
Starting point is 00:22:12 Yeah I felt like I was in a movie about people like walking across the country or some shit It was you take my cool or anything. I did That's why the dream no, I barely I didn't I guess I didn't take enough. I fucking it was horrible And I you know, I think you're green then I tried to make myself feel better So for like because I was like I was so miserable as I put I was like, you know, I've never seen Schindler's List And I watched Schindler's List like in a fugue state. You're a part of it Max. I was and it's a fucking fantastic movie
Starting point is 00:22:48 and those people might have had it just as bad as I did. I would say not as bad. And then I watched The Pianist which I've seen a bunch of times. I love that movie. I just needed to see people having a worse time than me. Fantastic films. And I really needed to see people having a worse time than me. Yeah. Fantastic films. And I had to, I really needed to like make sure
Starting point is 00:23:07 the Holocaust was real after that UFC fighters comments. Oh God. Great segue. Yeah. First segue that I've ever seen Devin do that was actually good. I'm fantastic at segues, I run a tight ship here. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:23:21 You're good at, you're making dick. No, great pace, but you always keep a great pace, you're a great host. Well I wasn't even pace, but you always keep a great pace you're great We'll see you get terrible segue segue wasn't a segue we'll get into it as Long as it's a part of the meat told you guys doesn't have this segue Boston is not out of your mind You're you're the most talented funniest guy dad. You're the worst guy I've ever seen a segue sec ways or retarded You're the worst guy I've ever seen in Segway. Segway's a retard.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Alright. Fuck being smooth with a Segway. How about you fucking, you listen to me now. We're on this topic now. Now I just want to watch Braids. So anyway. I want to hear the onesie stuff actually. Me too.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Me too. So then I tried to beat it. I got a different Asian culture soup each night. Yeah. I tried Chinese. You do beef noodle? Beef noodle, Chinese from Pine and Crane. Didn't work.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Then I tried Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, coconut soup. That's good. Pretty good. Kind of made me feel a little better for a second. But then I woke up the next day, still feeling like shit. Then I did pho and it's Chinese new year and pho 87, my favorite place.
Starting point is 00:24:23 And these people, Just pho everything. I think they fixed it. Just, I only do Fah. Fah, all fucking day, baby. They gave me a $2 bill for Chinese New Year. They gave me money. That's awesome, that's rad. Yeah, Fah is like an incredible hangover cure,
Starting point is 00:24:40 but always makes me laugh so hard because I'm always so hungover that I'm shaking. Yeah. And I can't feed myself. It's like a Twilight Zone episode where the guy like breaks his glasses. I'm like, this is all, it's the cure, but I can't get it to my mouth. I'm a classic retarded white guy. I believe Asian soups have special powers. I believe Asian foods have special powers.
Starting point is 00:24:59 You know, so I just, I always when I'm sick I go, I got it. I'm just gonna try the weirdest. Is there an eyeball in this? Gimme it. Like whatever you guys got. You're having Temple of Doom. Cause we, yeah. Extra ball, ball come in this one, boy. Monkey brains. Exactly, exactly.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I'll go to the Chinese place where it says like, fucking, you know. I'll take the bat soup. This is cold fungus soup. And I go, maybe it'll get in me like the last of us and kill it or something. Give me some of that old possum and you guys got the back But anyway, so this is RFK hearing very he's gonna be like the health guy he rocks and he's very cool You know, I didn't know he cut he he fucking
Starting point is 00:25:39 Cheated on his his his wife. Sure. No, no. No, he's had many. He's a fucking horn dog This guy he cheated on his one of his wives so hard to the point that he was so hard He fucking balled on her so hard. He kept a journal of all the women He cheated on her with like he was keeping like he was keeping like V. He's like Dennis Reynolds He was keeping like VHS tapes of like Jessica, Summer of 07, January 6th. It's all the asshole ball. Chicks I cheated on my wife with. I got dome in the cattle ass on January 7th.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Yeah, it was like Sarah 06 fucking spring cream pies. And you would goon just to the nose? She found it and she killed herself. One of his ex-wives. Oh my god. Yeah. Vaccines. Are you supportive of these, this clothing, which is militantly anti-vaccine? Are you supportive of this?
Starting point is 00:26:35 Supportive of these onesies? I wish I could see the onesie. Are you supportive of these onesies? I'm supportive of vaccines. They're just little baby onesies. I mean. They're stupid, but yeah. Yeah, I just, I loved finding out that he was fuckin',
Starting point is 00:26:47 it was like, you know, he's a Boner Jams 03 guy. Yeah, yeah. Man, imagine RFK's Pillow Talk. That's crazy. What, I look like, ha ha ha. You're like, hey, Freddy Krueger, why don't you chill out with that? Is that the goddamn hell raiser? Whose voice is that?
Starting point is 00:27:12 I'm your asshole. Your pussy is to die for. Maybe. Hey, Pinhead, go back to hell with that voice. He's trying to talk dirty. He's hitting from behind, she blows her head off during the middle of sex. He's like, damn it. He goes, oh no, again.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Shucks. Oh, this can't keep happening to me. So this is the UFC guy. I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy based upon my own research not my public Education indoctrination. I really do think before Hitler got on meth. He was a guy to go fishing with what he got on He fought for his country It was very funny to watch Dana White come out and give a speech, like a quick little speech on it. Look at him, he just walks in next.
Starting point is 00:28:10 His speech is so funny. First off, Hitler is obviously a bad guy. He's got six million Jews, okay? You really never think you have to say that publicly in defense of somebody. Dana also does the best thing, because if you watch the FC you see he's like a he has a job. He has a format He goes, okay. So here are the fights tonight. Here's how many pay-per-views had sold. Here's what we sold at the gate You know, the record is 21 and 0 now and so next time we go to this event he goes right into that mode about World War 2 where he starts going like
Starting point is 00:28:42 you know, first of all I completely absolutely reprehensible thing that he said and then he looks at a paper and he goes World War II 25 million people died, he goes 6 million Jews, he goes you know X amount of civilians 50 million civilians so one of the worst wars in history. It's the worst war. Yeah he goes worst war and Yeah, yeah. He goes, worst war. And so Bryce Mitchell, absolute idiot. Yeah, he was.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Also, not fired. No punishment. No, no punishment at all. Free speech. Because he's a top 10 fighter. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:16 ...fight by kicking the greedy Jews out. Oh. That were destroying his country and turning them all in the game. Turn them in the... They were ganging out the kids. They were queering out the women, they were queering out the dudes. You know what our first tranny surgery ever was? I mean, yeah, as the Weimar Republic.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Happened to be in Germany. This is kind of happening. Bro, it's so funny. You know the books that everybody makes fun of Hitler burning? He's not! Well listen, this is the best part. Go back to that. Queer books!
Starting point is 00:29:42 Really don't think that he was, because I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy based upon my own research not my public education and doctor nation I really do think before Hitler got on meth he was a guy do your own research guys yeah just do your own reason illegal you're letting me in free country what are you about to say John oh no John be careful listen. I am a I Listen Holocaust happened fucking the majority people killed my Holocaust are killed like the fucking woods and shit That's the problem people that people don't really understand the camps They always think it always happened in the fucking camps, but it happened They were just like guys getting shot in streets and shit, but like uh he's talking about
Starting point is 00:30:20 Yeah, he's talking about the Weimar public which is when they move into the camps pretty late Last couple years Dana Wyatt says a million in Auschwitz He had an intern give him that stat and I believe the intern I'm not sure but I know the vast majority Jews were just killed in pogroms all across Eastern Europe They're like lighting them on fire and shit But like the I mean he's talking about the Weimar Republic, which is like there were Jewish intellectual, you know, people that were like, you know, pushing out theories at the time.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Germany was very broke. It was, you know, of course, prostitution and kind of things like this are going to be rampant. And that not, you know, you're sympathizing with it. I mean, I see where he's getting his information from. But the problem is, he's not. You're not buddy. What do you do? No, no, no, no. I hate. That's why I said, I see where he's getting his information from, but the problem is that he's not using. This is not good, buddy. What do you do? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:31:06 I hate, I hate Nazis. I hate Nazis. The problem is that he's- So you're saying Jews wanted to have litter boxes in the classrooms for the kids? Kind of. What he's saying is- For the trans kids.
Starting point is 00:31:17 So that's why they deserve- Jews were bringing in RuPaul to do drag queen story hour in Warsaw, right? Sean would have been the most evil Nazi ever if he were alive at that time and he just like got I don't think I would have been the most evil one, I would have been the best one You know what John's trying to do? He's just trying to say that Okay, Jews have a lot of mental capital because they've never been allowed to fucking like own anything in Europe So of course they're gonna fucking become intellectuals and start like you know be very overrepresented in universities at the time. Of course all
Starting point is 00:31:47 these modern fuck I mean whatever but of course these like way more public broke-ass Germany of course a bunch of fucking people are gonna be pushing out these weird liberal ideas like prostitutes gonna be rampant of course just shit like homosexuality in their 30s of course. So that's why Hitler hated Jews? Yeah because all these Jews were just like- We know John that's the thing but that's why he was crazy Yeah, you shouldn't be killing six million people because of something 30 fucking professors at a university Should be allowed I think yeah
Starting point is 00:32:17 Yeah, there's a lot of there a lot of bad shit happening in Germany John would have been the loudest most obnoxious Nazi of all time He would have thought it was like Constantly be like dude. I turned to a lampshade Like you'd be like, oh even the Nazis like you like this too much Keep it down have some class. All right, where do you go boss here, dude? She might be experiments and the other Hitler would have like fucking had job. He would have requested job bring the fat man Yeah, they would have loved me They're. He would have requested job bring the fat man Dude I fucking shit myself
Starting point is 00:33:05 Yeah, I could see where he's coming from but he's a retard. That's the problem. Like he's getting bad information Where he's coming from? What are you talking about? You guys don't understand how this happens. This is how people get radicalized They get very there's truth to every side of the argument. Literally what he's saying is he goes based on my research I think Hitler was a good guy because I too hate Jews and baddies. Yeah I'm seeing where his research is coming from He's like no no no I'm relating it to nowadays. He goes with like trans people and those. He's like, y'all don't fucking get it. Y'all don't get it. Here's, I think you're not hearing me. Hitler was trying to get rid of the Jews. What if everyone goes, oh.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Okay, right, alright. Oh fuck yeah, we don't like them. I think the basis of every kind of radicalization that happens within an individual is this idea that your life is under imminent threat, okay? So this guy is literally reading shit And he's like this is happening to me today just like the Jews did this in 1926 They were pushing all this stuff out And you're just making this guy scared at the basis of all radical radicalization is fear and he's reading information That is correct partially, but the problem is he's a fucking retarded. What's correct?
Starting point is 00:34:03 What is correct is there was a lot of rampant just just degeneracy in why? Out there a lot of homos a lot of Jews Promoting like what there happen to be because Jewish people weren't allowed to have any sort of property and you're up for such a long time There were just were a lot of smart Jews around because they had to run around and hide all their shit It was like survival the fittest or so there were a lot of Jews overrepresented in universities as philosophers and shit like that and teachers and they were probably pushing out a lot of liberal ideas it also wasn't just in Germany it's a lot of liberal shit being pushed down there's the 20s bro it was the great Gatsby everybody's fucking dancing what's wrong with the liberal
Starting point is 00:34:38 shit I don't really get what you're at what it is is he's conflating liberalism with degeneracy because Germany was in such a shit state at the time and then because he's a fucking Retarded hillbilly and he was an enemy So Hiller used that shit to rally a country together and be like we're gonna get our shit together Mine hatred for one group a lot of people. John, you're giving me- Mine hatred for one group. By the way, this-
Starting point is 00:35:04 John, you're giving this guy way too much credit. Took advantage of such a short video. How do I fucking read? I know what websites he's probably fucking on. Yeah, I know, but he literally- I'm an ass. It's a guy who just literally hates gay people and Jews. He's like, oh, okay, I get it now.
Starting point is 00:35:16 No, John was- No, no, no, no. John was breaking down where his mind is. Where his mind is coming from. He's being radicalized because he's a fucking retard. Yeah, John doesn't agree with this. I'm an empathetic person that doesn't think people should die. But I don't think he's coming from a place of like degeneracy and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:35:29 I think he's really just a dumb guy. No, he is. That is where he's coming from. He is thinking of them as degenerates. He's terrified that Jews are going to do this to America today. Yes. That's what he's terrified of. He's retarded.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Yes, he's retarded. He's a retard. Yeah. Yes, and the Holocaust happened, and this, and- Jews are the least- It's very sad. Jews are some of the least liberal people I fucking- I don't know about you.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Do you guys notice whenever John says the Holocaust happened, he grins his teeth so hard that he starts bleeding from his gums. You guys notice that? Yes, yeah, that's true. He's just spitting blood out. Yeah, yeah. He goes, the Holocaust did happen.
Starting point is 00:36:01 All right, let's move on. How are Jews not like real concert? What are you talking about? Jews are like? They're very conservative Jews are also very the problem is is the intellectual class is always gonna be very liberal and Jews have a lot Of mental equity because of how they were treated throughout history because they were never allowed to work You know with their hands and shit. They didn't allow to own properties They'd hide their fucking like wagons and coins and stuff
Starting point is 00:36:22 There are a lot of rich Jews now in America that are conservatives. That's why the majority of geniuses are Ashken. A lot of majority of geniuses are very heavily Jewish because they're just smart ass people. Geez Louise, I don't know where to go. The reason women are so good at empathizing. Why are you yelling at me? I'm gonna relax, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:39 She's screaming at me. The reason women are so good at like, it's like when you have someone who's so, when you have a group of people that have been just killed throughout history They're just gonna be smart Yeah Yeah, I'm I dude it was fucking I Come from mud people. Yeah, we just fucking chasing everybody around the world. Yeah. Yeah, we'd fucking yeah, I can survive anything I'm like a I'm like a I'm like that dog. You're like a cockroach a cockroach. Yeah. Yeah, I just have anything
Starting point is 00:37:13 I'm stronger. I think I'm gonna live the longest out of all you guys you say all the time. Yeah Yeah, your brain deteriorates more and more every time I see you. Yeah, and I my brain will be alive Well, yours is dead. Mm-hmmhmm You might it'll be like you might technically you might technically live longer, but you won't know you're alive. Yeah My spirit, there'd be a quad my spirit will be a lot. You're like real life Bruce Willis mixed with Bruce Willis from unbreakable They'll be an iron law. You guys are jealous. They'll be an iron lung in the guy. I did it. I'm a quad Lift my friends. Yeah, thank God the last one of us will die and you go The last 50 years of my life Pwned
Starting point is 00:37:57 No, I see what's happening to him instead of where he's coming from that's why I bet Yeah, he's a he's a he's a he's to put it. He's a poor soul that's been... His thug nasty. He read the wrong stuff. Yeah, all I'm saying though is he wasn't curious. That's what's... yeah. Like, it was no research done in Hawaii. I get what you're saying, but it's not like he's been like, Oh, the economy. He was just like,
Starting point is 00:38:19 Yeah, I fucking hate them too. Another problem is a lot of these... The problem is a lot of first-hand witnesses a lot of firsthand witnesses the Holocaust are dead now So it's like nobody's around The point was There is an ideology in like white supremacy groups, which Bryce Mitchell look at him Yeah, the guy's parents have all been about white supremacy. He's from that kind of place so he's been
Starting point is 00:38:47 raised with like Family values are the most important thing religion you have babies you get married you get a trad wife blah blah blah And it's been imprinted into his head that if that is the only way to have a happy life That is the only way to have a good happy life. That's a happy life, right. So then he gets this information where it was like, I need a trad wife like a Dasha Necrosova or a Honor Hossion. Look at me, I'm looking to get me a trad wife.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Like them trad cats in Manhattan. But so retards like this view homosexuality and prostitution and drug usage and all these different kinds of freedoms, which is the actual American values, if he weren't super retarded, he'd be able to get to that logic. But he gets scared and so John doesn't agree with any of this. No, I don't agree with anything. But he's explaining what it is. It is funny though that American Protestantism is either the greatest ally of the Jew or the greatest enemy of the Jew
Starting point is 00:39:50 It's like all these fucking like all these like churches donate millions of dollars to Israel every fucking year But they produce guys like this or like you should all be fucking eliminated. It's just it's just silly It's this weird black and white country. Yeah Kansas you can see the background. It's a Kansas flag. Yeah, of course go fishing with he fought for his country He wanted to purify it by kicking the greedy Jews out That were destroying his country and turning them all in the gaze. They were ganging out the kids They were queering out the women. They were queering out the dudes. They were you know what her first tranny surgery ever was Happen to be in Germany before Hitler took over you know the books that everybody makes fun of Hitler burning
Starting point is 00:40:33 You know what the books was? queer books Hitler burned queer books if you didn't want a bunch of we're destroying his nation. They character It's like Tim balls doing like yeah, right? I love her. I'm about Hitler was a vegan artist Yeah, her vegetarian also love the idea of queer books just being like pop-up books the giant cocks come out of them Kid, you're just opening a page something We should watch his highlights them yeah also a guy like that
Starting point is 00:41:04 I'm like I don't think you know what a Jew is. Like, I think he's like, Jews, greedy Jews, they're fucking disgusting. You're like, hey, Seth Rogen's a Jew. He goes, well, I do like, I do like Pineapple Express. That is a good movie. So maybe not all Jews. It's, you know, it's just a lack of empathy. Also, the reason the topic came up in the first place on that podcast,
Starting point is 00:41:22 right because I listened to the whole thing, right before he started saying all that they were talking about did Elon Musk do a Nazi salute and Bryce Mitchell's point is like no no way he didn't do it he didn't do it and you think oh he's defending Elon and then he goes he didn't do it because he doesn't have the balls he doesn't have the good values of a guy that does a Nazi salute right if he believed in getting rid of Jews and all these great things, maybe then he'd be able to do well.
Starting point is 00:41:50 It's so funny, because people in Germany in the Third Reich under Hitler would kill Bryce Mitchell. In a heartbeat. They go, you fucking gator-eaten wreath-heart. Product of incest. We're gonna take all the fucking gold from your team, you dipshit, Mongoloid swamp creature. We could care less about you.
Starting point is 00:42:10 What if you knocked out every single one of them with sick combos, double leg takedowns, Hitler just fucking ground and bound. We're chopping you into chunks, we're putting you into a potato gun, okay? We're hitting that thing with hairspray and we're launching your ass, okay, motherfucker? If, if, if, who's Bryce Mitchell fighting? Dual choice. So if I was that guy, I'd hire a bunch of Jewish kids
Starting point is 00:42:39 to be at the fight, and if I beat him, if the guy beats Bryce Mitchell, you know, in Schindler's List, there's that little girl that's going, goodbye Jews, goodbye Jews. These have all those kids go, goodbye Bryce, goodbye Bryce. Yeah, and he goes, that's right, that's a fucking deep cut Schindler's List reference. Schindler's List.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Got your ass at UFC, bitch. I've been doing the research. It's a shame how that movie ends. Crowd goes wild for a Schindler's List reference. Oscar Schindler was a cuck. He was a snitch. He was a snitch. Before we get started here,
Starting point is 00:43:24 let me get some fucking dumb shit out of the way first here. I'm out here, having fun doing Power Slap tonight. He's at the slap event. I'm sure you guys heard what Bryce Mitchell said if you haven't. He's at the slap event. He bought Power Slap, like with the viral videos, where you have to stand there and get slapped. He's at the slap event. And then you slap him back.
Starting point is 00:43:43 He goes, I'm out here at Abu Dhabi trying to enjoy a power slap. Imagine being at, being in Abu Dhabi at the event and you walk down a hallway and you just, you just watched like a bunch of hot women slap each other. You're walking down a hallway and you hear, you just hear a guy going like, they killed six million Jews. Obviously it was a horrible thing. You're like, what the fuck? What is going on? You hear you just hear a guy going like they killed six million Jews Obviously is a horrible What is going on you are Dana white though? You got to start looking around a little bit like you were at the inauguration
Starting point is 00:44:14 Elon hits the fucking sloop people asking constantly then a fighter you like represents like Holocaust is good. You gotta be like dude. Am I in the Nazi Party? What's going on? You guys are being like what I keep having defense people around me You guys see that that guy in the church do the do the thing to? This one guy like it was like giving a speech. He got fired from the some church or something But yeah, he did it too As aggressive like making no no no like making fun of it. Yeah, it had a lot of swag to it like a joke Well, we'll watch it after this watch it. I said some probably
Starting point is 00:44:50 I've heard a lot of dumb ignorant shit in my day, but this one's probably the worst We talk about Hitler First off, he talks about him in the same way that he talks about John Jones. He's like, now you're talking about John Jones. Eight off bows? Hitler. Talking about a GUI. Guys, okay, crash into a pregnant lady.
Starting point is 00:45:19 He gets them mixed up. He makes it look like, does a coke addict. For the death of six million Jews, and he tried to completely eliminate a race of people. He had a DQ against Matt Hamilton. Hold on, I really want to know if he's looking down at notes. This guy tried to eliminate a group of people. No, you'll see. A race of people. World War II was the deadliest war in history
Starting point is 00:45:48 15 million military deaths 45 million civilians and 25 million soldiers were killed in World War two Second of all Hitler is one of the most disgusting Evil human beings never walked the face of the earth good to get that out of the way take an opposing position as a moron. Elon's in the back throwing his hands up. That's the problem with the internet. What the hell man. For a lot of dumb ignorant people we've obviously reached out to Bryce and when we read what he said and let him know how we feel about it. We hated Bryce. See you next weekend at UFC. Bryce, bad boy. You better bring it next week, my friend. For those of you that do, that's what I have to say about it.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Bryce is going to be fighting for his career next fight yeah if he loses bad they might just be like he's cut yeah if he wins however they're gonna be like he goes out with a Nazi flag over if he wins everyone might go maybe they are the master race I don't know what's going on here. Maybe... Your sex life is important, but your schedule is busy. If you're having issues performing, you don't have time to go to the doctor's office. HIMS can get you personalized ED treatment without having to leave the house. Did you know that? Have you heard of this? HIMS gives you access to a range of ED treatments like chewable hard mints and Viagra,
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Starting point is 00:48:48 It's make or break time. The whole of the old world is crumbling. Every country in Europe is embracing death. America as far as I can see is the only country fighting for life. And that's down to you guys. So God bless all of you for what you're doing. Please keep doing it. I hope that I can encourage you and my heart goes out to you. God bless
Starting point is 00:49:09 That was a good move what you got fired yeah Fucking crush killed it. It was great time. If you're on that if you're doing that, you know, if you're into that Can you get fired? I think yeah. Yeah churches are privately God fired God fired him did Pre he's been kicked out of the church. He was kicked out which church fucking fucking stupid Jew church damn You know church doesn't believe in freedom of hand gestures Wait, is he a Jew? No, he's now no dude. He's fucking Christian. Oh, I thought he's, I'm sorry, Devon's a Jew church.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Kidding, it was a church. Yeah, you know. But yeah, you know. Joey, it was a joke that made no sense, come on. Sorry, shame on me. I'm just, you know, I'm just doing the same research as Brad. Yes, you're making me.
Starting point is 00:50:00 I got the same resources as Brad. I've been looking at the research What if what I imagine the research these guys do it looks like one of Charlie Kelly's maps? It's his dream journal. They're like I've been printing out the research It's like oh god We got a lot more by the way do an update on what people are saying like what is who Evelyn? That's Evelyn. We got a lot more to get into before we do an update on Evelyn. A lot of people are saying like, what is, who is Evelyn, who is Evelyn?
Starting point is 00:50:29 Well, check out Jock Week. It's a Jock Week, yeah. We have two episodes, one episode on her fully, and then the next is slightly about her. That's my favorite stop ever. She's our new favorite, that's my favorite episode probably ever. Stop burning there.
Starting point is 00:50:42 I don't want to be saying that. Not saying that to insult Jock Week. No No genuinely. I'm not kidding. I'm an honest man. I would just be like pretty silent about jock week. Like yeah check it out. It was like whatever. I don't know what's going on over there. It's the best shit we're ever doing. It truly is. I don't know what's happening. I actually get upset that more people don't listen. It's crazy. It's because we get loopy. We get loopy. It's really wild. It's buck wild. But anyway we get loopy. We get loopy. It's really wild. It's buck wild. But anyway, we got more shit to take down, okay.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Maybe, maybe, maybe Bryce Mitchell was right. These trannies are out of control. Oh no. Amelia Perez star, Carla Sophia Gascon under fire over tweets about Muslims, George Floyd, Oscar's diversity. Of course. Yeah, she's Latino. Is she against it or fucking?
Starting point is 00:51:30 She's, Amelia Perez now, the train has hit a stop because of this. Everyone's. They're not gonna like risk sinning the nomination. No, but everyone's unfollowing her. The Academy unfollowed her. The Academy unfollowed her. She's gonna be at.
Starting point is 00:51:43 There's such retard. She's gonna be at the Oscars, and they're gonna be like, fucking, they're gonna Matthew Shepard this bitch at the Oscars now, in favor of being progressive. Because she is an evil, evil tranny. They're gonna beat their ass. They're so mad at her,
Starting point is 00:51:59 they're gonna go against their own politics, and they're gonna beat her ass and go, I mean, she is a guy. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I mean, it's fair, we can beat her ass and go, well, I mean, she is a guy. Yeah, they're exactly. Exactly. I mean, it's fair. We can beat her ass. So Amelia Perez star, Carla Sofia Garzón is under fire.
Starting point is 00:52:11 The post of many of which were deleted on Thursday after resurfaced by a journalist. One example dated November 22nd, 2020. I'm sorry. Is it just my impression or is there more Muslims in Spain? Every time I go to pick up my daughter from school, there are more women with their hair covered and their skirts down to their heels next year instead of English will have to teach Arabic Very nice. What year I'd like to know why Muslims have rice More Muslims like what is your fucking under a? Islam is marvelous without any machismo. Women are respected and when they are so respected
Starting point is 00:52:49 they are left with a little squared hole on their faces for their eyes to be visible in their mouths, but only if she behaves, although they dress this way for their own enjoyment. How deeply disgusting of humanity. Listen, I wanna say one thing, Carla, Sophia Gascon, the world may hate you right now, you always have a seat at the hate watch pot.
Starting point is 00:53:06 I think you might make an incredible fifth, Mike. I hated your movie, I thought you were the enemy. It's you or Bryce Mitchell, man, you don't know who. Turns out, turns out you're fucking kick ass. I think John wants to ride with you. Hell yeah, dude. They keep going, you know? It's just, they keep going.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Islam fails to comply with international rights and that the religions must be banned as long as it does not comply with DDHH, using an abbreviation for human rights and Spanish law. In 2021, she writes, I am so sick of so much of this shit of Islam, of Christianity, of of Catholicism and of all the fucking Beliefs of morons that violate human rights. I'll be honest with you. She is going after the one religion that would fucking stone her to death today You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:53:56 Yeah Country she could be into death immediately. Yeah, but when she's already trans Stoner all the time. Yeah, she has more she has more justification say this than that Bryce guy good point. Yeah Threat from no, that's like like crazy for her to say but not I again John saying that's where she's coming That is a good boy. Follow the dogma is a great point. She makes another great point here I really think that very few people ever cared about George Floyd a drug addict swindler But his death has served to once again demonstrate that there are people who still consider black people
Starting point is 00:54:29 to be monkeys without rights and consider policemen to be assassins, she posted. They're all wrong. Oh, so she did know these words, these words. Yeah, she did. She goes, does it shock you? Does it shock you, you motherfuckers? She truly is Caitlin Beaner.
Starting point is 00:54:42 It's fucking nuts. Like politically aligned, it's unbelievable. That's nuts. Yeah, I Caitlin Beener. It's fucking nuts. Like politically aligned. It's unbelievable. That's nuts. Yeah. I can't believe it's really insane. The exact same. Who's Caitlin Beener? Caitlin Beener. That's her.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Caitlyn Jenner, Caitlin Beener. Caitlin Beener. Yeah. I can't believe they haven't caught on that old homosexuals are incredibly right wing. Yeah. Like it took them this long. Why didn't they look at her fucking tweets?
Starting point is 00:55:04 Oh, they don't get it. They're so stupid. It's a guy. It's not that old. I mean, anyone over 40 that's gay, 45 that's gay is fucking, they're gonna be right-wing as shit. You can take the dog out of the fight.
Starting point is 00:55:16 You can't take the fight out of the dog. You know what I'm saying? You can take the cock out of the dog. You can't take the cock out of the cock. I don't want the cock out of the brain. There we go. You can take the cock out of the cock. You can't take the dog out of the cock. I don't want the cock out of the brain. There we go. You can take the cock out of the cock vibe. You can't take the fight out of the cock cock.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Doesn't quite work, but you know what we're doing. You know we're brilliant here. We're the closest thing to Patrice, like I say every week. Once again she added, Too many things to reflect on regarding the behavior of our species every time an event occurs. Perhaps it is no longer a question of racism, but of social classes that feel threatened by each other.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Maybe that's the only real difference. I mean, she's right. I'm right. Yes. Go. Who's the first openly trans actor to be nominated for an Academy Award also weighed in the Oscar ceremony from 2021. This is where she's maybe kind of right.
Starting point is 00:56:01 This was funny. We're Nomadland one more and more. The Oscars are looking like a ceremony for independent and protest films I didn't know if I was watching an afro-korean festival a black lives matter demonstration or the 8m. Oh Apart from that an ugly ugly gala unlike me who's fucking hot Bet you guys wanna fuck me Fuck me and my juicy Latina ass. They can't wait to shove that Oscar trophy
Starting point is 00:56:27 up my fucking hole. You'll never. So they nominated me. You'll never put it in my ass. Cause you fetishize me, don't you, you sick fucks. You fucking sickos, huh? Everyone wants to fuck me. They wanna mold my cock for the new trophy next year.
Starting point is 00:56:42 You don't wanna fuck Benicio del Toro with a wig. And then she goes 2020. She covered every base to like be, to have Hollywood be upset at you. During the COVID-19 pandemic, she writes, the Chinese vaccine, apart from the mandatory chip, comes with two spring rolls, a cat that moves its hand, two plastic flowers, a pop-up lantern,
Starting point is 00:57:03 three telephone lines, and one euro for your first controlled purchase. I mean, you're good. Another tweet. Pretty other banger. So many scientists in the world making bombs, so many scholars constructing objects for space, so many medicinal factories,
Starting point is 00:57:16 and there's no one who can get in line with this Chinese shit. Shrug emoji. In the end, it was a tremendous show for a new variant of the flu, avian or coronavirus? Damn dude. Netflix had no response, that's because they're sending Michael Clayton level killers to her home right now. They're injecting her neck.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Yeah. But she can beat it because she has so many different fucking types of hormones running through her body, it can't penetrate the poison. Gasconzo's social post came to life following a separate interview. I don't like her social media terms. People who work with these people trying to diminish our work, like me and my movie,
Starting point is 00:57:53 because that doesn't leave anywhere. It's so funny she's been using the whole thing that everyone hates her and the movie because of her being trans. And that the movie's not a complete piece of shit. Well, you had your fucking day in the Sun Mm-hmm easy for her to go to hiding though, you know Throw Jersey on cut your hair
Starting point is 00:58:12 Good you can find you can hide she is in a perfect position to hide seeing as how she's two people Just cuts her hair. She looks like the undertaker. She's already two people. So then they They've been threatening. She wins the award, she comes out of a coffin. Her people have been threatening with really shitty looking seasoned assists to the people that tweeted about this. Oh, that's so funny.
Starting point is 00:58:37 So we might get one. Defamation of character. Dear Chloe Numbery, at Chloe Numbery, with this letter I hereby request that you season assist any and all libelous Accusations against our client Carla Sophia Gascon our client is a respected professional in the film and television industry with a career that spans decades The chat you be teed letter sounds like yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:58:58 If you type a chat you be teed right one of these letters, that's where it's of course California Civil Code and this lady's she's evil. She's real El Chapo her penis off. Very, very good. Yes. Yes. Very good. I loved that. Very, very good.
Starting point is 00:59:15 I'm in heaven right now hearing that. Here's another one. That's how much I love that. Thank you, man. Here's another, it's kinda suck to speak Spanish and type in Spanish because you always gotta say Negroes. No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:59:31 So this is another tweet that they, they, they found, uh, this is the same old story. Black slaves and women in the kitchen, but it is my opinion and it must be respected. I do not understand so much World War against Hitler. He simply had his opinion of the Jews. Well, that's how the world goes. Yeah, just his opinion.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Wait a 10 minutes. Real? He just had a little opinion. That's real, yeah. What's going on? He had a little opinion. She's fucking... I don't have a little opinion about Jews.
Starting point is 00:59:55 He just had a little opinion. He just had a little opinion about Jews. He just had a little opinion. She did the right... Carly and Sofa Gascon can hunt hogs with me any day. Okay? That's someone who I wanna go fishing with. I'd love for her to butt fuck me actually.
Starting point is 01:00:12 That's so funny dude. Yeah. That's unbelievable. Hold on, here's another tweet. John Knopf rules, I believe, every, I love everything he says. Yup. My queen.
Starting point is 01:00:24 My god. I love John and John actually does kick ass. He was not. Yup. My queen. My god. Don't love John. John actually does kick ass. He was not. I hate Nazis. I love America. I hate Nazis. Fucking.
Starting point is 01:00:33 I'm like Indiana Jones dude. I'm like Indiana Jones dude. I hate Nazis. Very nice to meet you would like to know about all these stupid Muslims. Why in my country, country, why? I want more of that. Uh... Devin, you gotta do a song. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Uh, boy, I don't... I got nothing, buddy. I don't know. Hold on, let's look at some more of this. This is interesting, because we hated this fucking movie. And now it's getting taken. I didn't see it. I never saw it. I won't see it. I won't refuse to see it. We all watched it and you hated it.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Okay, no, none of us watched it. She's deactivating her ex account. I was thinking of how this film is opening up about why she deactivated her ex account and responding to the controversy surrounding her past social media posts It's trying to deactivate her XY chromosome, you know Inclusively with she's hot order about why She's hot. She is hot. I see it.
Starting point is 01:01:23 She's fucking hot dude. I go, yeah she's hot. No I get it. She's hot. She's got the face of a boxer dude. She looks like a medieval bust. It's really crazy. She does look like an executioner in like 1300.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Look at her, she's trying to, if you look closely she's trying to. Who does look like an executioner in like 1300. Look at her, she's trying to, if you look closely she's trying to- Who, is Selma Hayek? Some Hayek, yeah. If you look closely she's trying to blow up a Pakistani person with her eyes right now. What would you lose?
Starting point is 01:02:02 It's inflammatory old tweets of hers weighing in on the 2020- Look at her hair bun. You know what? I might as well say it. I got nothing to lose here. It's not even a crazy thing. I've said it before, I'll say it again. You raped her? Yeah, I did.
Starting point is 01:02:22 She fought a lot hard. She beat the shit out of me. Were you stronger than you? Well, you've been in the gym, so it's, you know. She beat the shit out of me. Uh, no. Why can't these be? Why are you so much stronger than the others? Devin took her down like those robots in Star Wars.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Why are you so much stronger than the others? Devin took her down like Gulliver's Travels. She fucking roped over her bender. She beat up my goons too. Cause you know what I'm thinking? It's not worth it. You know every time I'm accused of rape, I always send goons to go intimidate the victim, right?
Starting point is 01:02:55 Supposed victim. That's true. I sent a bunch of goons after her to intimidate her. She killed all of them. She was about to finish you off. She killed them all. You were like about to finish you off. She killed them all. You were about to like one final blow. You felt like a shard of glass.
Starting point is 01:03:10 You stuck her and you're like, oh thank god. Your goons approached and then they were just blown away by her beauty and they couldn't stop gooning. They just started jerking off non-stop. They were hypnotized. They started drooling. No, she killed them. Like she's poison ivy from Batman and Robin.
Starting point is 01:03:25 They were just entranced, you know? No, that's actually not what happened. She took the cremation of her cock and blew it in the air, and they were hypnotized. No, none of this is what happened. She killed them with her balls. She grabbed her balls like num-chucks, and she swung them.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Oh wow, with a little rope between them? They fly back to, you know, her sack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She breaks a glass case and grabs her testicles. It's like the slingshot from David and Goliath. Yeah. With her nuts. It's like the two balls in Harry Potter, those things that they throw.
Starting point is 01:03:52 The classic thing with the, oh. Look at those, they fly the little. Oh, you're talking about the, the game they play. The gold snitch. The gold snitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:00 But no, why can't, unless you're trying to make it in Hollywood, can't you just be a gay guy? Yeah, like a feminine gay guy just be a bottom Well, yeah, I think she wanted to be a woman. It's not enough anymore. She wants to be a woman In hot for Hollywood now Why to start this movie? She's like I've got a 20-year mission I think there's a lot of I think there's a lot of motivations behind it that aren't solely like I just have to be for some of these people
Starting point is 01:04:29 Yeah, oh That was the harsh take you had I just I genuinely mean it's like it's it's hard. It's a hard fucking life. I think who so uh Sofia Vergara I just think I think trans people might. I was hoping you'd fucking relax a Penelope Cruz, all right? It's making me sick. But I had to look up both of my references.
Starting point is 01:04:51 That's why I was on my phone. I was going, I typed in Tarantino actress, a Mexican, and then I had to go, Sofia Mexican actress, Tromblancer, Penelope Cruz. I'm just saying, it hasn't been a great time to be trans lately. Like the tide's really turned. It ain't 2018 anymore.
Starting point is 01:05:10 And I'm starting to think like, if you're thinking about being trans, God bless you, but listen, I think you're gonna have a much easier time just being gay. All right, fine, I'll do that. Just be a feminine gay guy. Yeah, a lot of them don't like the way they look.
Starting point is 01:05:23 Yeah, no, yeah, definitely. Transition, they don't like the way they look. Come on, you're being Bryce Mitchell. They get way worse comments. Yeah. A lot of them don't like the way they look. Yeah, no, yeah. They transition and they don't like the way they look. Come on, you're being Bryce Mitchell. But then they do this and they get way worse comments. Yeah. You're being Bryce Mitchell. They get way meaner comments.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Also, their identity is... Unless you're like Hunter Schafer and you start early or something. Yeah. But not to be like a gay guy about this, but... No, but maybe you are. But their sexual preference doesn't even attach to their gender identity. Yeah, it's an identity thing. Yeah, it's I don't know She's gay this isn't about being fucked. I don't know it might not be she might just so pound fucking pussy
Starting point is 01:05:53 Yes, a cock. I don't know, but she might like women People in comedy that were like they were like lesbians No, they just wanted pussy. Yeah's my idea. Yeah, exactly. There's somebody in the industry that I work in who started as a man, became a woman. Then there was this group of women powerhouses in our industry where it's like women only, the women of this industry,
Starting point is 01:06:20 they made her a leader of it because she's Hispanic. She has the... No, no, no, yeah, probably. It's like, because she's a man. Hispanic. She has the. No, no, no. Yeah, probably. It's like, all right, we need somebody who can- You're rational, you can think. Something about you seems like a leader.
Starting point is 01:06:32 I don't know what it is. But then, we sort of follow you. I don't know, okay. Can we cook something for you? I don't- Yeah. But then, she went back to a man, so now he's a man again, But he's still in the group.
Starting point is 01:06:46 It's very weird. That rocks. He's like, I'm tired of these bitches. Three flips. It's kind of wild. That's too many flips. It is funny watching them do. I was saying it's like when you mix, like you're trying to find the right shade of paint and you mix too many and now it's just like gray.
Starting point is 01:06:59 Just like a weird brown gray. Yeah, he gets a fresh paint I guess. We gotta start over. He's gonna be hokey boy again, I don't know. Oscar nominee Carla Sofia Gascon is apologizing amid online controversy. The Amelia Perez star expresses her regret for recently resurfaced past offensive posts she made on X.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Formerly known as Twitter, that appeared to target Michael's selling of George Floyd and diversity at the Oscars. In a statement shared to NBC News via a net... You know, if I had to disrespect what we're all being, we do keep referring to her as she is. I always do that. Oh no, we're very...
Starting point is 01:07:40 That allows you then to say whatever you want. Exactly. Yeah, she's a fucking man. Yeah, she's a fucking man. Yeah, she's a disgusting troll. Get that out of the way. No, we're very respectful here. I respect whatever anyone wants to say.
Starting point is 01:07:58 She is a pig. She's a disgusting, effused, pigish man. Yeah. She's a pig. She's a disgusting, effused, pigish man. She's a pigish man. Yeah. She's a freak. She is a sexual delinquent male. No, I think she should hop in Caitlyn Jenner's car and they should just go run over people
Starting point is 01:08:16 that disagree with them. Muslims. Muslims. Yeah. She freaks me out, dude. She creeps me out. Really? Imagine her chasing you down a hallway.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Let's remake Thelma and Louise with Sophia and Caitlyn Jenner. That'd be great. It's Ted and Louie. There's no rape, they just drive over a valet and no boo and then they're on the run. No one even, there was no attempt. Well there's a rape attempt, but they just beat the living shit out of that guy.
Starting point is 01:08:43 They kill a guy for it. They kill a guy for it. They chip at no pooh. They kill a guy for not raping them. For being like, what? What do you mean? What do you, a bigot? Exactly. You don't want to fuck me. I want to acknowledge the conversation around my past social media posts that have caused
Starting point is 01:09:02 hurt as someone in a marginalized community the Brad Pitt character is actually a army hammer He's like I've never had this kind of meat before Like a delicacy. He's like I've never had a trans woman before The hormones out of seasoning you got a taste for transfer edge the truck driver on the road he's like doing this Drop charge by the end of that shit All my life I have fought for a better world and I believe life will always triumph over darkness. Among the now deleted tweets which have been circulating on social media and were not independently verified by E! News,
Starting point is 01:09:54 Carla slammed the 2021 Academy Awards, the actress who became the first openly trans actor to be nominated for an Oscar. And no Violet Myers is in this movie. Oh God. Boy, I wonder how her cast thinks of her now. Like, I wonder if. Hey, America Ferrara. Is what. America Ferrara. Oh man.
Starting point is 01:10:20 Selena Gomez, is she gonna post a video crying about what her co-star said? Oh, if her, what if it's saving it, she goes, I've just always been disgusted by that fucking thing, and I don't know why they would cast that fucking monster in the movie with this. If there is one Mexican Asian depart, it's this fucking thing. If there is a God, he fucking hates us, really, something like this exists. This one Mexican Asian deport is this fucking thing! If there is a God, he fucking hates us, really!
Starting point is 01:10:48 Something like this exists! Oh boy, fucking, that fat titted retard is gonna go away. Is there anything worse than celebrities doing that? It really makes me sick to my stomach. So embarrassing, she grabs her phone to film herself crying performatively. Couldn't imagine a million years. I'm out my people. My people. Also her people are trashing her constantly for speaking the worst Spanish of all time.
Starting point is 01:11:14 I can't even speak Spanish. In the movie, it's like one of the biggest criticisms of the movie is how bad her Spanish is. Selena Gomez, my people. She's just upset her fucking bed wasn't made that morning. Fucking retard. Jesus. She's upset her fucking bed wasn't made that morning fucking retard Oscar at this year's show called it an ugly gala No, I I one one thing I've always wanted to do
Starting point is 01:11:36 You know I'm a big fan of Hollywood obviously you know Hollywood cost Hollywood costa here I'm fascinated by award shows. I grew up, I grew up here, okay? I had a family trying to be in the business, had friends that were in it, family member friends that were in the, we'd watch, I remember like- You're in it? Nah, I'm in it. But like, you know, back in the day,
Starting point is 01:11:59 it was kind of, it was an event when there wasn't the internet. Like, I used to- I used to love watching it. My mom and dad used to meet up with friends. When there were great movies. I enjoyed watching. It's just so embarrassing. It always was embarrassing. But it's just somehow way more now.
Starting point is 01:12:14 But I've always wanted to go to the Oscars. For one reason. I've always wanted to be the guy that rides for his cast and crew a little too hard. You know how everyone always gets up there and they go, I've always wanted to be the guy that rides for his cast and crew a little too hard. You know how everyone always gets up there and they go, we have the best cast and crew, and you know how every table's kind of like, yeah, like it's our team.
Starting point is 01:12:33 I've always wanted to be the one guy, maybe I have like a couple scenes in the movie, I'm really not a big part of it, but I get to go. I get to go to the crowd. One extra chair, somebody cancel. Exactly, but little do they know that I've strapped myself full of bombs. Bombs? I have bombs under my tux. Just in case we don't win. I would like to see like Nate Diaz at that. You start throwing water bottles at like a
Starting point is 01:12:58 barrel stream. He's getting ready for the event like Ethan Hawke in First Reformed. Exactly exactly You're covered in barbed wire. We lose, we lose best picture, and they're all up there saying, like, we have the best cast and crew, and I get up there and I run straight for the stage. I run straight for the stage and I grab the mic. I grab the mic and go, we have the best cast and crew! Pshh, and I, everyone. Mushroom cloud.
Starting point is 01:13:23 Every mushroom cloud, like, yeah little yeah exactly like Los Alamos Mushroom cloud yeah, I don't think that would be a great reset. Yeah. Yeah, but imagine that There's a lot of you guys would you guys how would you guys keep living if I killed everyone in Hollywood? We would now have probably the most famous podcast on the planet. I'd move on pretty quickly and happily. But you're like, how do we get into Devin's house? I go, don't worry, I made duplicates. I have it prepared for this day. So yeah, so remember how to work the switcher?
Starting point is 01:13:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll figure it out. I'll call a Gestapo. And then we release a huge press statement. We go, we're addressing the situation. Next episode comes out Monday morning and the episode starts We go that guy's fucking nuts. Anyway, there's a fat guy on an airplane We just got like we've always said we just put a piece of tape over your face Now we just we got X's where as I should be Imagine that though, I would hate that. I would've be sad.
Starting point is 01:14:25 I want everyone in Hollywood to know I ride or die from my cast and crew, so hire me. Yeah. You know, imagine me. I'm fucking Bumblebee. You wacko, you're all loopy. Ryan Seacrest, what are you wearing? Yeah, you're on my name.
Starting point is 01:14:43 Shit Seacrest. They wear plastic explosive. I go, it's the new McVeigh. I go, we better not lose tonight, Ryan. See, Ryan, Ryan, if my hand actually slips in this detonator, it goes off. So don't hand me the mic. I might make an accident. I actually can't shake your hand
Starting point is 01:15:07 because it'd be really bad if I had to shake your hand. Sorry, sorry. I got the detonator right here. Sorry. How has that not been in a movie yet? I've, I don't know. I was watching the Golden Globes and I couldn't stop thinking of the guy
Starting point is 01:15:20 that loves his cast and crew so much. Cause they all say like, we have the best cast and crew. So like one guy that's like just super loyal. He's so happy to be there. And he's like, what? No, we have the best cast and crew. Breaks a bottle over their head. He runs up to you and he's like, stop.
Starting point is 01:15:36 Yeah. Yeah. He's like, stop. Full on rampage. That shit. Fuck this shit. Fucking champ! It's a fucking champ!
Starting point is 01:15:56 You're dressed in sweat, you're coughing. Yeah, you know, to rain, sleet, or snow, you know? You took one of the things off, you're still sweating. Rain, sleet or snow you know you took one of the things off you still sweat Boyd as a drug addict swindler e-news has reached out to look sick raps for comment George Floyd Was a drug addict swindler. He's a swindler What a Ben Avery hacker Twitter George Floyd was stealing cigarettes He was swindler!
Starting point is 01:16:26 He was selling snake oil! He was nothing but swindler! Wait, I wasn't reading, I apologize. Why is he a swindler, why is she saying that? I don't know, no context. He was trying to pass off a fake $20 bill, but that's a funny word to describe something. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:42 Real quick in closing, do you guys, you know on a on flagrant to right You guys seen that Akash dropped the entire like black guy act now. I don't even know who that is I got he's the Indian guy Akash saying on He's not doing the black guy thing anymore check this out. This is really weird We're the best yeah and American exceptionalism was based on this idea of manifest destiny was manifest destiny of a nation because other countries have nationalized he's like wearing a suit now and he's
Starting point is 01:17:17 not mine looks terrible what happened in this a cautious and oh he doesn't do like the wigger thing yeah who is it. Yeah, who is it actually? That's Vivek It was Vivek. Yeah The presidential candidate. Who is it about? I don't know who Akash Singh is. Akash Singh is the other guy on flagrant too. Yeah, it's a bit lost on them But I liked it. I really enjoyed it. Yeah, I liked it a lot. These are different than ours. Yeah, right This is him. This is it. Okay, so Akash got in a bunch of- not Akash I can't tell these motherfuckers apart. I don't know who either of them are to be honest. This is okay, so Akash gotten a bunch of you're not
Starting point is 01:17:50 You don't know who Vivek Rama Swami is now, I'm sorry I Ever revealed my who is it? It was a presidential candidate This is the Indian guy that was the presidential candidate I've been trying to ride really hard for Trump and then join Doge and then got and then and then went on like a Twitter And they like turn all the Republican voters against him. What was the rant? American culture does not produce greatness in other countries do it's a little bit familiar, but I don't yeah, yeah, whatever who cares I don't remember. He's pro diarrhea. Okay He was pro basically after magas whole thing of like He was he was pro basically after MAGA's whole thing of like
Starting point is 01:18:31 Anti-globalism like we need to like get immigrants out of the country illegal immigrants out of the country all that type of shit He then was like we have to keep in mind like there are like, you know We need to import like our best and brightest They're like well you see that and then all the MAGA people like what the fuck this isn't what we were fucking talking about And they hated him for it There was a poll that came out recently and it was 90% of people polled would prefer illegal Mexicans over legal Indians. Somebody said that to me.
Starting point is 01:18:51 It's crazy. Yeah. Devin, did you hear that stat? It's crazy. That's also like, tell Devin that stat again. It's purely based on like familiarity too. We, there's already a ton of Mexicans here.
Starting point is 01:19:01 They go, yeah, I didn't fucking know those guys. They're great. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think, was that from LA? I don't know where it was go, yeah, I don't fucking know those guys. They're great. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. No, I think, was that from LA? I don't know where it was. I think it was, I don't know. It's the widespread.
Starting point is 01:19:10 It's from the world. It's from the world. There was a worldwide poll. I think it was a worldwide poll. The 10% was in India. It was like, yeah, when you went to the booth for the presidential thing, that was one of the final things.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Trump's like, I'm gonna build a border around India. They can't leave. It's called the toilet things. Trump's like, I'm gonna build a border around India, they can't leave. It's called the toilet bowl. A giant porcelain wall around the circumference of India. It's guarded by the poop demons. We're gonna have poop demons riding along the ramparts on little porces. There's only one. How do you think they're in all the different toilets?
Starting point is 01:19:42 He summons more. They can split like starfish. Second in command, Mr. Hankey from South Park will be there. The Christmas poof. Sec deck is Tom Pearl. But yeah, Vivek, then he's out. He's like has no. Good.
Starting point is 01:19:57 He's got nothing. He's writing for like a governor. He's a creepy bitch. Yeah, there is no momentum with him anymore. Yeah, he's done. What's he going to do now? Sell real estate? He's doing flagrant too. And he's like, you know. Yeah, he's done. What's he gonna do now? Sell real estate? He's doing flagrant too.
Starting point is 01:20:06 And he's like, you know. Yeah, and play your Japan. You go straight, great countries. Love both countries. But their national identity is based on the lineage. Right? Whether you speak the language, whether your blood stock,
Starting point is 01:20:17 your stock of blood goes back. So the guy with the hairline, my God. It's wild. It's wild. I don't like, it's not time to shave. No, it's not. You just keep it. Keep that. I don't like, we're just a little true. It's not time to shave. No, it's not. You just keep it. Keep that.
Starting point is 01:20:28 I don't mind that airline. Full of a G to airline. That's years old. Yeah. Was America, I believe. It's ideology. Is a nation founded on the center. Because the rest of it is so thick.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Right. Yes, there's a beautiful geographic space and a homeland we love and hold dear, but that homeland is changed. That's how it makes you American. Right. It used to be 13 colonies. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:20:44 Then you got Louisiana Purchase. Then you have out West. Then you had Alaska, Hawaii, maybe there will be more to it. To be coming soon. But it doesn't matter. He's wiping the diarrhea off his hands. He's putting on his hand sanitizer. Wait, you're talking about uh, Schultz? Schultz, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I meant what I said. The land is... He has a faggot. I think he's smart and cool. Yeah, same. I was joking. I think he's really cool.
Starting point is 01:21:10 The horn element of America, the blood and soil is important, but it's not the essence. The essence is what are the ideals that bind us together across those otherwise geographically diverse and expansive differences. Who's the wizard on this, right? And to me, it's those ideals that we pursue access. We believe in America. It's more Gagnon. That the best person gets the job, that you can achieve. You guys gotta watch more Flangrantine, man.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Yeah, I think we have to watch more. Maximum your own potential. It's a nice balance that we don't. Without anybody standing in your way and speak your mind at every step of the way. That's what makes America great. That's why we win. So we have to revive that.
Starting point is 01:21:39 What's this we shit, dude? But right now, I feel like, especially the last four years. Man, can I say this real quick? They got pooped in your pocket. Who's we? Bangalore tiger gonna come out of those bushes and fucking eat your ass So say real quick this podcast is very funny. Anyway, Devon resume it These guys are just they're real cut-ups, you know, it's a laugh every laugh for a minute are unbelievable here. No, it's great I like Andrew Schultz sitting there like he's like he like he's the thinker.
Starting point is 01:22:07 Yeah, you know. Yeah. That is the show now. He's just like, bro, like, explain yourself, dude. He must just be just like doing bong hits and just being like, I'm so confused. I mean, it's a great life, dude. He fucking does a every week. He does a show with the three hyenas. And he's like, he's not even, it's like comedy,
Starting point is 01:22:31 but he's like, gets to interview like anybody now. He won the lottery, it seems. Yeah, it's an amazing life he has. On through a little bit of a lethargic period. And I think most people who may have had issues with, you know, the way I framed it a few weeks ago would agree with me that we wouldn't have to make America great again if America was already perfect.
Starting point is 01:22:56 We should have the humility and the love of our country to not only admit that, but to embrace the challenge on the other side of it, to say that we're still going to strive to be better than we've ever been. That's who we are. And that's the spirit I want to bring back in the country. And if I'm being honest, I think we've lost some of that. But you don't have to stay that way. You do. Oh, hilarious.
Starting point is 01:23:15 Very good. Great show. We are the best. Awesome. And American Excel. Awesome. Awesome. Copy.
Starting point is 01:23:23 You fucking dove with the buzz. Awesome. Awesome. And American Excel. Awesome. Awesome copy. You're fucking dope with the buzz. Awesome copy of our guest. And we're here to meet you, like to know about why so many muzzies. George Floyd is Swindler. Yeah. Oh, man. We should either go out on some tunes or something you know some tunes?
Starting point is 01:23:48 I've been having fun here because we never do an instrumental like the one in I have no idea even what that song is What should he do like an instrumental will sound like the musical from Amelia Perez? I just type in Amelia Perez. I was thinking you do a highway to the danger zone Amelia Perez. I was thinking you do Highway to the Danger Zone instrumental, but with Devon pretending to be retarded in black. I have nothing to sing, man. I don't really know. Just go from here.
Starting point is 01:24:11 You never have anything to sing. There's no instrumentals Amelia Perez. Just say musical instrumental. Amelia Perez musical. Or go like a film musical instrumental. I don't think you're gonna find a brother. Film musical instrumental. Do like a Lala Lamon. gonna find a brother film musical instrumental do like a lot of land when you like a you know is a city of stars instrumental
Starting point is 01:24:29 there we go yeah there's gonna be something there hmm little sad okay Okay, then don't do that one. So is being trans, dude. Sure. They want to chop up my car. I mean- Dude, sadder, sadder. They will let them. I hate Muslim people. Little do my costars know I hate black people too. Start as a man and go become a woman. Yeah. I really want to be in Hollywood really badly. How do I get into Hollywood? Just a giant
Starting point is 01:25:17 Mexican man. What should I do about this? Shink! That other guy plays Hector all of a sudden. Thank you, Doctor. Can you put a dress on me too? Oh! I am starting to feel... cute. I believe I am cute now. Oh yes, I am very cute.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Oh my god! Is that Penelope Cruz? I am a sexy man! Look at the tits on that poppin' penis! Hachi Mama! Holy fuck, I'm horny! I is a fuck George Floyd! I am a fucking Muslim too!
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