Hate Watch with Devan Costa - This Guy Sucks

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

Nelk morons interview Netanyahu, Bill Maher pitches a song to Billy Joel, Fat Joe performs at SeaWorld https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers! Welcome to the show! Hello! Before we started, Jon goes, oh no, I look like a rapist. Yeah, I look like I raped somebody. Aw, shucks! I look like a rapist. Aw, gee guys!

I look like I rape somebody. Oh, shucks. I look like a rapist. Aw, gee, guys. I look like I rape people on pinball tables. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Big ass key chain full of 1,000 keys. Ha ha ha. Just raping. Pounding out.

You do. Girls who wander into the wrong bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you look like I wouldn't want to run into you. Yeah, Wind River Rapist. Yeah, you look like you own a lot of keys. You really do.

I got a key. You really have a lot of keys on you. Yeah, you look like you have storage units all over the country. Yeah. It's full of people. People are like, you Janitor? You're like, no.

No. No, why? I, I, no, I'm just a Wind River Rapist. I got a lot of keys. A lot of hiding places. That's what the keys are for. How are we doing today? I'm fantastic. I'm crippled.

Connor's back is back up. I hurt my back so bad. Yeah, yeah. It's really not worth talking about. I was helping someone move and I just fucked my back. So yeah. I was asked by these same people about the move and I go absolutely not. I looked away. I'm exploited because they knew I was a mover. I'm not doing any of those things anymore. You know, it's a certain age you got to graduate from that. Not showing up at seven.

People always, you have a nightmarish day moving insanely heavy furniture, and they think, you know, I'll get you a couple tacos. Yeah, they take you to Carnitas Meat. But I'll get you in and out after the worst day of your life. I'm sorry, I don't care. I don't care if you're homeless.

We did go to Buffalo Wild Wings afterwards. So, you know, we'll step above. It is a classic. Sit down. Yeah, okay, it's a little better, but that's a classic thing in LA, is the person asking you for help to move out of their shitty East Hollywood apartment, and you spend like his nightmarish day.

I hate when there's pizza there. And then they get you, they spend $5.95 on you at a taco shack. No. Dude, you're the, I didn't mind. I'm always happy to help people move. I just, well you were a professional. I just did, I did something wrong. Worst thing is when people.

When did it happen? How did it happen? You know, it's, I was inside the truck packing it and whenever, that's whenever I hurt my back because I have like things pinned against my shins and my knees and I can't really. You had a bit of an over weird. So you had a bit of an over weird just to move something

because you're trapped and that's every time. Yeah, yeah. So it's bad form, but I had no choice kind of a thing. You ever help people move just to help them and then they actually start getting cunty about like you almost hitting walls with their stuff? Yeah. And you go, I'm not, you're lucky I'm here.

I'll shoot you. I'll kill you right now. You're not gonna need a new apartment because I'll kill you. Yeah. Not really catching anything I'm throwing out here, are you, John? No. No, I was just thinking,

I was really just thinking of the time I did that with my buddy who helped me move that couch to my place. Like, I was not as strong as him. He was way stronger than me, and I started dropping it, and I started blaming him, because I was dropping it. That's another thing. I was like, you motherfucker, you can't hold it right. I couldn't hold on. wasn't strong is very stressful

Shut out just moving moving moving stuff three little little walkways and Doorways. Yeah, I don't know how anyone does it. I don't know how movers do it We did get her giant couch into her new apartment, which was by the grace of God just me Doing like fucking geometry like a Rain Man numbers flying by my head. Yeah. Got it in. It is the most miraculous feeling of like accomplishment.

Is getting it in, yeah. You're like, I can't believe that worked. I know. I don't know how any of this stuff's in here. I don't know how anyone gets anything in. I don't, it happened. Like I was a part of a lot of these things, but I don't remember.

A lot of the stuff was built in here. That's true, but like up in my, I remember the couch coming in and I don't remember how it was humanly possible to get that giant piece of shit in there. Well, I have like mover brain too, so whenever I watch a movie or a TV show set in like late 1800s, early 1900s,

I'm like, so were the movers just like the incredible Hulk? Cause everything is like made of pure solid wood and Old growth wood. Yeah, what the fuck? What were they doing? No elevators? Yeah. What the fuck was going on? I were they doing? No elevators? Yeah. The fuck was going on?

I think they were literally just constructed in the house. They might have been. The furniture was like custom furniture for the house. You're probably right about that. Yeah. The people that get the pianos in their place, but it's like performative. They don't even play piano.

Suck me off. That's a different type of piece of shit. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. That's a, that's, if I moved a piano into a guy's apartment in New York, I would go at the end and you you play this right if they said no I throw them out of his window Did you ever do the thing with the fucking cranes and they put shit through windows in yeah? That's how they do a lot of those right I've done that

Not yeah, you did it you operated the crane not a crane No, just straight just like tying rope to a couch and pulling it over like a terrace. Oh, yeah That's so scary Something I from looney tunes by the way not to get technical. Yeah, they have like a specific piano mover Steinway, right? You can't just move a piano. You can't you get a higher separate piano. Does it get a movie company? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, interesting So, you know, that's the kind of riffing you'll expect Lot of correcting tonight, you know

Monday's probably the hardest day. I think potting on a Monday before we go to Seattle on Wednesday Yeah, and then it'll be fun, but it'll be kind of annoying. What, the Seattle, Portland? It's gonna be great, man, shut up. A lot of cramming, I just don't like cramming. So hold on, so it's Seattle Wednesday, Portland Thursday, and then when is the San Francisco show? Saturday. Saturday, okay.

We get like a Friday off, but then we have to do like a lemon party episode somewhere out there too. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, my Jewish cousin's coming to the show. Oh, that'll be great, the last time you'll see him. Last time I'll ever see him. Yeah. That's another one.

Just write another one off the list. It's an X. Yeah, he's cool as hell, I can't wait to see him. But I did feel like I had to warn Ben a little bit. Sure. Just so you know, hey Ben, just so you know, a Jew that I love is coming to the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is funny. A Jew near and dear to my heart will be attending the show, Ben. Yesterday, we did the lemon party yesterday, and it was, I thought the topic was kind of like, well, you're enough of the, you know, Jew Israel stuff, enough of the, it gets in the Jew, bad Jew territory.

They're trying to go off again. And then I think the whole episode was essentially the worst we've ever done. We should turn this podcast into. Like in terms of that. Jew Love Pod. We should turn this podcast into a Talking Lemon Party. Yeah.

And we just break down. The entire episode. Where are you guys staying? Speaking, I don't know. Some Airbnb, I think. Some Airbnb. That sounds fun though. I might stay with my cousin though.

Depending on how the show goes. I'm gonna stay in the room where, oh you're right. He doesn't talk to you after. He irishly buys the show. Harris? I wanna, can you stay in the Air BnB that Cobain killed himself, or Courtney killed him? I thought he killed himself in LA or something.

I thought he killed himself in the little top nook of a little lovely Pacific Northwest home. Oh, I assumed he was in LA. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe he was in LA. Yeah. Maybe, I don't ever remember. I thought he was in, he, Where did Elliot Smith stab himself 50 times?

Eagle Rocks. Eagle Rock. Gotcha, okay. Yeah, around Eagle Rock. What if you went into the room as an Airbnb and it's like, you know those like angel wings you stand in front of and take a photo, but it's just literally his brain splatter

like all along the wall. It's a mosaic. Like he just sat under it smiling. Yeah, it's like a, brain splatter like all along the wall. Like a big hair like a. He just sat under it smiling. Yeah, it's like a. It's like an influencer wall. Yeah. It's like the I love you so much painting in Austin. Yeah.

It's the pink wall in West Hollywood. That's what it happens. I don't buy that Elliot Smith stabbed himself that many times. No shit. I think he. I keep saying. I think he had like a real,

like an ugly, vicious girlfriend that killed him. Yeah, I knew a guy who knew him very well It was actually his I knew a guy who whose wife was driving around in Elliott Smith's Volvo. Do you fart? Yeah, holy fucking shit. Why do you have to realize it came out like oh my god, John really you're doing this again It's hot coming out and I regret it It's hot coming in it was hot coming out. I smell it now. Oh, that's killing me What you can't eat it's just sitting here too. It's just sitting right there. He also said Reese he's been on a diet He's eating better There it's it's so pungent it unbelievable. It's kind of like carnitas, right?

Oh my god! You piece of shit! It's like making me gag. Holy fuck. Anyways, so I was saying... I'm gonna stab you 19 times like Elliot Smith, you motherfucker. I'm sorry, I won't pop it off anymore. I'm gonna combine Cobain's death with Elliot's death.

I'm gonna stab you 19 times and blow your fucking head off. Dude, it's really bad. It felt like, okay, usually I do these innocent- I'm gonna combine Cobain's death with Elliot's death. I'm gonna stab you 19 times and blow your fucking head off with a shotgun. Dude, it's really, that's like- It's really fucking bad. It's stained? Yeah, it's stained right here.

I can't shit anymore. Oh my God. That's not my fucking problem. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. All the saline husk isn't helping me. I feel like it's just- You can't shit anymore because you're just eating nothing but meat and a fucking-

I feel like it's, dude, it's healing me. What was your diet today? Would you drink an entire bottle of half and half and eat 20 eggs? It smells like I for it It smells like spoiled dairy and brillo cream somehow. Yeah, I had four eggs chicken breasts and then It smells like dapper Dan You're getting it out like in the great escape when they get rid of the dirt He's like sifting a fart through his jeans You know, it's funny is looking for gold in the new frontier

I was farting all night last night and they didn't smell and then just today I felt it coming out of my ass and it Was hot and I felt it was just a little pop. I swear to god it was it was a thimble full of It was just a little full of fire It's really not going away filling all your clothes like you look like the Michelin man But full of like what horrific fart you got to take me outside and hit me with a bat to dust me off You know, there's like airbag suits that deploy See with your fart. I'm sorry guys. That's a bad one, man You know those airbag suits that deploy? I didn't see what you were for. I'm sorry, guys.

That's a bad one, man. Vaping up, vape, vape, vape. Get it out. Anyways, I knew a guy who- Pineapple, pineapple. Yay, yay, heavy metals. Yay, get rid of your fucking disgusting shit. I mean, it is air that went past your shit.

It is air that goes over my butt excretions. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. All right, listen, let's get onto something a little more. Yeah, fuck Elliott Smith. He's a little fucking acoustic guitar queer anyway.

But you said you knew someone who knew him? Yeah, he was like pretty sure he killed himself. He killed himself. I don't know how you go through with stabbing yourself at the same time. The samurai did it all the time. The samurai constantly stabbed themselves. One stab.

They would do one. Elliott Smith was like all over. But then they'd rip their stomachs open. Yeah, but how do you have the strength to feel like, cause what, like 19 times to a stab? He might've been on heroin. Might've been on heroin when he did it. And you don't feel it? I guess.

If you're on heroin, the blood loss, I don't know how you still just drive it into you that many times. Yeah. Maybe he was trying to find that needle in the hay in his body. He's looking at the knife going, say yes please. There's a queer on my knife. He goes, yeah, I'm, between the bars was about him

stabbing his ribs. All right, well that's brilliant stuff. Let's wrap it up. Good night. Good night, folks. Did you guys see that the Nelk retards, the Nelk boys are gonna do Net and Yahoo today. Yeah, it's out.

And they didn't seem to understand who he was or what was going on and why people are so outraged. They're reading comments. This one killed me. This is so funny, dude. Good point. Someone said having Net and Yahoo on is like having modern day Hitler.

No, I saw that. Which is, honestly guys, I'll be honest, I'm here to... That's a good point. Ah! Look at these idiots! That's crazy. Yeah, that guy has a more retarded face than Steinie does. Dude, I'm not kidding, yeah.

He doesn't get enough hate, actually. This guy's so much more annoying. Yeah. He looks like a retarded mule full of hard seltzer and just, you know, he's gotten pussy his whole life. He hasn't deserved. Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ, the burp is awful.

What is going on with you? First of all, I'm sorry I smell bad. I'm burping and I'm farting. I'm sorry about that. But you've been on such a good thing lately. You've been the cleanest. Yeah, I'm the cleanest. But you've been on such a good thing lately. You've been the cleanest. Yeah, I'm the cleanest. I guess today it's all coming out.

Jesus Christ. I'm trying to listen. I'm sorry, I won't call any more attention to it. I'm having an knee-jerk reaction to the terrible smell that's coming off your body. Listen, bud, this is, you know, I just, you know. What do you think this guy's looking at right now to make him look so, you think he's looking, he's trying to figure out,

there's a spelling of cat in front of him, and he's almost having a stroke trying to figure out what it means. God, I really, I really hate these guys so much. They are our biggest journalists. They interviewed Trump though, right? So if Netanyahu isn't that, I mean, is lower than the president,

they can interview fucking anybody now. I would say he's the real president. Netanyahu. Oh. You're damn right. They're even the damn real president this time. You're damn right. Look at these guys, just,

they're like subhuman. They do horrible things for people thinking white people are the supreme race. Yeah. You know? Yeah. David Duke should kill them. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You're an embarrassment to the white race

it's a good point man they uh yeah I guess we had Hitler on today I had no idea then they asked him they they asked him some really hard-hitting questions like like this one this is good that's good that this is where we're at. What's your go to at McDonald's? No, I'll tell you Burger King. We did the double. Wobber? I haven't ripped Burger King in a long time.

Burger King kind of sucks. Yeah. The BK Lounge can hit. Of course. It's funny to me that he likes Burger King more than McDonald's. He's such a tasteless retard that he somehow is the only guy. Netanyahu? Yeah, Netanyahu. That he likes Burger King. That is crazy. What a fucking retard. He's such a tasteless retard that he somehow is the only guy. Yeah. And then Yahoo.

He likes burger king. That is crazy. What a fucking retard. He likes the name. Yeah. Yeah. It's king. He's king.

To agree completely. You like Burger King over McDonald's? That's your worst take. I think. Absolutely. That's a crazy take. Dude, that's by far the worst thing you've ever done. That's your worst take, man. So is by far the worst thing you've ever done. That's your worst take, man.

So what is this I hear about you starving people? God, I mean, everyone's been talking about this all day online. There's not much new to say. It's just really embarrassing and sad. And these guys. Dude, you like Burger King more than McDonald's? I'm getting the feeling you're kind of nuts, dude.

Dude, you gotta screw loose or something. What did they get like activated in that moment? And they like after that one, like I like Burger King more. They go, you're a genocide fucking maniac. I'm gonna get you. They fully snap out of the matrix like, holy fucking Taylor. The knock boy wakes up in a big egg and a bit of a covered in pink goo

He just fucking stiny stands up against wanton like whips you out. Even in New York. Curves the bullet through your nine eyes. Here's another clip. I don't really know. I'm sure this is a maybe this one they ask him about like whether he likes White claws or happy. Did he write? What's Zoran? Yeah, he's an anti-semitic guy the highest I think the Highest real quick. You know how bad this was for them that they had on Nick Fuentes afterwards and Nick Fuentes Who's like Hitler's his favorite guy was telling them like well?

This is what people have a problem with you having him he had to tell them why Crazy, that's insane. Yeah, Nick Fu he had to tell them why crazy that's insane Yeah, Nick Fuentes had to be like the mediator. He was like guys. I understand what people are angry and I love Hitler Also, he's gonna search even calling Zoran and Nancy Samite is so ridiculous. He just isn't now he's not pro-israel Right. It's such a bastard eyes turn this globalized anti-fata thing He said a lie. Yes, they That they keep saying that he said that. And I'm like, I don't think there's evidence of him saying that.

The worst thing that guy's done to me is he ate with his hands in a promotional video. It was disgusting. We don't need, I don't waltz that in New York. You don't eat rice with hands. I know you're trying to play to some sort of bass, but I didn't like that video. That angered me.

Zaron has a promotional video during his mayoral run or whatever where he's like in the park eating a whole all thing just with His hands they do that they do that. They do that. It's disgusting. Oh, we're in we're in we're civil. We're in Manhattan Yeah, we're in New York City. Okay. Okay, the Museum of the mom was over there. You're taking the Queens. Yeah All right, get out of what are you doing? Yeah, you do that in your home. Yeah, you do that in your home You're sitting on the floor. Yeah Anyway, you seen this new mayor that's running in Minneapolis now. You can see the it's like a Somalian guy Oh, yeah, he looks like insane. He looks like the fucking I'm like I'm the mayor now Yeah, I have seen him I thought it was Photoshop because he looks so ridiculous

He's the sweetest man of all time and it's just so insane what's happened this country where it's like full mask off racism Yeah, there's a video of him. I saw today. He's just like yeah I just want to make sure like Minneapolis is a city that I can raise my son and your son in and make it a safer Place with like government facilities and better health care and then people were quote retweeting being like the demise of America There you go. You guys happy like dude He's just Somali fucking relaxed. He's like, yeah not saying anything evil whatsoever. It's I've never seen this blatant of racism online Yeah Yeah, I mean but it's it's

Don't you think it's a little odd that it keeps kind of like they keep playing into it on the on the most extreme Level for so like isn't that a little weird? I mean, I was telling you I was telling you yesterday I was just like this is this is just nobody would ever this oh this is what happens when the internet just becomes it's it's too much it's too much but you know her head stuff what I'm saying though is like the Zoran stuff I can understand like politically if you're not aligned with that he's like a leftist socialist up in there right this guy Minneapolis just kind of like I don't know much why they travel in the town that, he's like a leftist socialist. I mean, right this guy Minneapolis just kind of like I don't know

That's why they travel in the town is happy. He's like a centric Democrat We put soda in the water fountains right all you dudes look weird as well I mean does look like someone photoshopped them. They all look like a cube I think people see him and they just go like, he's gonna sign some bill that allows like machetes in the streets or something. Like, for sure, yeah. But Minneapolis is very Somalian, is it not?

Is it? Yeah, Minneapolis, that whole region. I think it might be the highest amount. The Midwest. How does that happen? I think it's Dearborn, Michigan is the highest. How do they get there? I don't know, They love the cold.

I don't know. I think Seattle's full of Ethiopian and Somalians. There's a lot of Eastern Africans up in there. Any coastal city, I'm like, yeah, of course, whatever. I love that about America, that you go to some town and you're like, oh yeah, like cheese curds, but you're also like, holy shit, Ethiopians? They rub the place?

Like. And that's the beauty of America, we're a melting pot. Exactly. Throw some Ethiopians in the cheese curd. I think what happens is, is when they come over here and they immigrate, there's just like some immigration officer, it's like, I'm gonna send four families to Minneapolis.

And then those four families, like, telling their cousins to come over, and that's how Glendale started with our means of life. That's true, yeah. I'm always shocked when there's just a Chinese restaurant in a really small town in Texas. Yeah, yeah, that's weird.

You're like, wow, you guys really, that's crazy. I always go like, where do you even get your shit? Like a Thai restaurant in Nebraska. Yeah, like who flies in your mung beans and stuff? How do you get all this stuff? You drive. Yeah. I guess so.

Crazy world we live in. It's full of different types of people. That's what's crazy about the world. It's crazy about America. I'm sorry to think America's full of immigrants. All right, back to the two biggest retards in America. Population of Jews in New York City. How's that even possible?

Well, it's possible because a lot of people have been taken in by this nonsense. I mean, what you want to defund the police? You want to have people go into stores and, you know, rob them and be free. You think that really creates a good thing. Do you think babies should have heads? You see a baby do not think you should kick their head around like a soccer ball? If you're a brown baby, you want to kick their head around like a soccer ball? This is a problem with the youth.

They think baby heads should be on baby bodies. This is crazy. You see like a healthy, healthy brown person, you want to starve them until their heart stops. You don't get this. He really has one of those hearts. He really has one of the most evil voices I've ever heard. He seems so much more evil than Donald Trump

because Trump is such a character. He's way more evil than Donald Trump. Just even his voice, he's almost like General Palpatine or something like that. Yeah. Emperor Palpatine. You want to crush all enterprise, you want to tax people to death.

I mean, that's a one-term effort, but sometimes you have to get mugged by reality. Yeah, how did Brian die? He was taxed to death. And how stupid that is. So that's silly. But you know, sometimes folly overtakes human affairs for a while, but not for long, because reality steps in. So I'm, you know, I'm obviously not happy with it. But I'm... What the fuck does he think? And it's the mayor of New York. I'm obviously not happy with it, but I'm... What the fuck does he think?

And it's the mayor of New York. He goes, reality, by the way, is the new nickname for a bomb we developed. So reality will step in eventually for these fucking people. Oh man, what are you gonna do? All you can do is laugh, you know? In gossip, you're like, hey, all you can do is laugh. All you can do, you gotta laugh it up

Here's him talking about Palestinian people, which I'm surprised I wonder they have like they must have just like a slur for them at this point, right? I wonder what like they in behind closed doors that they call them. I'm sure we can look that up. Yeah, let's look it up What do Israelis call Palestinians? Just the n-word they call them food They call them food. What are we going to eat today? They call them sandbags. Bullets. Bullet. Bullet bags. There's a future tombstone. Arabs. Just Arabs I guess. Palestinians. Israeli Arabs.

Whatever. They're not going to... AI's not going to tell me the slur. They're not good at being racist dude. They just jump to killing you know what I mean you gotta like warm up to that Yeah, you know you gotta start with so they don't even have enough dialogue I'm a game like they start slow do like a hundred years of just being really mean they go straight to the mean potatoes Slavery first and kill him you guys you guys get mean you guys skipped it they skipped me They're not cherishing the race. Genocide's so fucking, it's just, it's too much. It's too mean.

It's too early. It's too mean. It's too mean. No foreplay. You can't be, you gotta be mean verbally first. No foreplay to the genocide. No foreplay to this. He's jamming it in.

He's shoving it in. He tried. It's a rape genocide. Yeah. He hit it out a little bit. Come on! Come up with cool slurs! Kiss the neck before you chop it off! They can't eat at the same counter as you.

Good lord! That's silly. Make them wet first. Huh? Get them wet! Get them wet! Get a fire hose! What do you guys have against dogs?

Come on, get some dogs of all! You know, it's gay. Well, you know what's crazy what even Myron Gaines is calling you retarded. I don't know what Myron Gaines is. Oh, he's a self-hating black guy. That's insane. And they teach their children

that the greatest duty is to murder as many Jews as they want. The so-called moderates, you know, the... I don't think they do that. That the Palestinians teach that. I don't think they do that. That the Palestinians teach that? I don't think they're saying that's like the greatest thing. I really just doubt there's Palestinians who are like Brad Pitt and Inglorious Basterds.

Yeah, I think that mostly they're just like, you know. Hamas is like control box. He's acting like this is like bedtime story for every kid in Palestine. Right, right, yeah. It's insane. Might be actually, I don't fucking know, probably is. Yeah, I mean.

And it would be like rightfully so, I guess. Yeah, I's insane. Might be actually, I don't fucking know. It probably is. Yeah, I mean, I think the politicians- And it would be like rightfully so, I guess. Yeah, I'm sure they're crazy about them. I don't know about that. The branch, not Hamas, the moderates that are described as such, they pay for slay. The more Jews you kill, the more they pay the murderers. I mean, that's a death-

Which is crazy, yeah. Some of the anti-Sism I see is pretty nuts. Yeah, well. Can you help me tie my shoe? He's got Velcro shoes. Mr. Nanyar, can you help me tie my shoe? I stole these teeth from a mule. I'll tell you, I'm an American Jew and it's hard to identify as that. You say you're the dumbest Jew alive. They should kill you for their PR.

And then Yahu goes, I wish you didn't tell me that. That's really absurd. Oh my god. I thought we were the smartest people on earth. You don't even want to own it. But I think we just changed history. I see American Jews are very proud now. Jews around the world are very proud because we, you know, these guys were out to murder us. Jews around the world are very proud because we you know these guys were out to

murder us There's more anti-semitism now than there was in 1939, but Jews are really really happy about how we've handled this Also, Sadie was just talking about artists being Jewish It's like a guy who's platforming Donald Trump in Netanyahu. He's just like publicly one of the dumbest guys alive. He's like, well, they hate me for you. Guessed it being Jewish. What are you talking about? Holocaust.

You know, the Holocaust, the Nazis murdered six million Jews. They're now seven million Jews, close to eight million Jews in Israel. They want to murder all of a sudden. They say so. And all of a sudden, you know, unlike the Holocaust 80 years ago, we were completely defenseless. He goes, it's our turn now.

I forget, I don't even wanna, I'm sick of this. It's gross, yeah, I'm tired of this shit. It's a mid-conflict. It's mid. It's mid. It's a mid-conflict. It's a mid-conflict. Boring.

Somebody sent me this clip today and I, this really, this really kills me. So this is Bill Maher, he's talking to Billy Joel in an interview, and he explains an idea for a song that he thought Billy Joel would love, that he should do, and it's essentially about being a pedophile. It's about an age difference. Listen to this.

It's like about an age difference. Listen to this. I got a good premise. I like title. It's called The World Makes Us Lie. Okay, that's a good premise. It is. Because it was about someone in a relationship with someone who the world deemed age inappropriate.

I don't know where I got the idea. I'm glad. He's like. He rules. That's insane. I love it. It doesn't give a fuck. And that could be more universal than that. The world does make us lie about things.

I agree. Billy John's like looking away like, what are you talking about? I should have written a song called The World Makes Me Lie and then talk about my I fucked 15 year olds. What? Because society made me think it was inappropriate to fuck a 12 year old, I don't know.

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Parents in the neighborhood tried to kill me last night. So I'm now moving out. That's so funny. Prem, premise, I like title. It's called The World Makes Us Lie. Oh, dude. Billy Joel's so out of it. He's like crazy. I didn't really want to, I don't want this clip out there, Bill.

Did Billy Joel lose so much weight? Yeah, he looks really trim. He looks good, he looks good. I'm glad I saw him last year. I had no clue who he was Glad I saw him last year. I had no clue who he was before I saw him. I just went with Joey and a friend. Paid 190.

And we barely watched it. We hung out in the hallways of the Intuit Dome, just standing by the Michelob stand, drinking in the halls. We'd occasionally shuffle in and go, yeah, some song. He didn't freak out or anything, did he? No, he liked it shuffle in and go, yeah, some song. He didn't freak out or anything, did he? No, he was, he liked it.

I heard he freaks out a lot. That's the only thing I would only see at a Billy Joel concert for is I heard he loses his fucking mind. Yeah, he's one of those artists that make you realize how big the world is, because no one I know is a Billy Joel fan. But he's massive.

Yeah, I know, he's huge. He's one of the biggest, he's one of the most famous in the rock and roll hall of fame, like most famous, highest selling people ever. It's like my parents, I'm as high as selling people ever my parents ever listen Billy Joel None of their friends have listened Billy Joel like it was just not a thing that existed in my life What's like the Eagles is an acquired taste? I think it's also more I don't think it's an acquired. I think it's like beach people It's like margaritaville types kind of it's like, you know, Long Island. Yeah Jersey Shore type. Yeah, it's my

Sure, they're my parents both from Philadelphia. You think that yeah Long Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like a appeal for- Jersey Shore type shit. Yeah. It's Margaritaville for Jersey Shore. My parents are both from Philadelphia, you'd think that. Yeah. Some overlap over there. What's the Bruce guy? He like that guy. Springsteen? No, he never really cared about Springsteen.

Really? No. The Bruce guy. The Bruce guy. The Bruce. The Bruce man. My dad was a Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Merle Haggard guy. Oh.

Hmm. Huh. Yeah. I like Billy-hmm. Yeah. I like Billy Joel now. Yeah? You know, now, when I went to the concert, I was like, oh, I've heard this song a billion times. I just didn't know it was really him.

Yeah. Yeah. Well. Well, that's that. That's that. Now, on to somebody a little better than Billy Joel, Fat Joe. Fat Joe apparently performed at SeaWorld,

which is, I like that connection there. They have him in a tank. He's the whale, yeah. Telecom. There's a whole documentary about how SeaWorld is treating Fat Joe. Fat Joe's killed three handlers. They're like, Fat Joe's dorsal fin is bent.

We know Fat Joe's depressed, because his fin is bent. They have videos of guys in helicopters throwing dynamite down in East LA trying to get East LA is he Mexican famously from New York? Hip-hop dude Yeah, the last World Series we had ice cube they had fat Joe That sucks dude. They were all that was the funny thing is that everyone kept making it.

Like, Dodgers, the players made fun of... Yeah, Kike. Kike was like, well, we knew we were gonna win when they rolled out Fat Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Really though, it's like, you couldn't get like 50 cent. I truly don't understand like how people are paying

Fat Joe to show up at things. Like, I've never met a Fat Joe fan. Neither have I. Ever. No. He's just, he's like, had like one, not even his song, like really, I think I remember, he's good on like the heist with Big L.

Yeah. Has a couple good lines, but like, I don't even remember his solo. I feel like it's something you just pay 15 bucks to see. No, no, no, no, no. He was like with Ja Rule, the New York. Is it you? Is it you?

Is it you and Jada? Is it you and Jada? Is it you and Jada? Oh no. All the fake men. Look. Oh no. All the fake medic. People are just stone-faced. This trainer throws him fish. He catches him with his mouth in between lines. He walks out of the line of penguins. Whoa, I mean, I wonder where they had a pay.

I know, God. Maybe they paid him in those like really cool big cups that you can fill your sodas. It looks like a Shamu. They give him a briefcase full of chum. He's like, yo, thank you for this shit. Because I sick of the, I hate when my fish is in a tin. I like just pulling it out the bag like popcorn. But he's like doing all right.

Like his career is going well. He's a very successful podcast. Yeah, he talks about hip hop all the time. And I see him. Even Jada Kiss have a podcast, right? Yeah, yeah. He's, I don't know. They must have paid him so much money for this.

Yeah, right. It's just because of his, he's hot right now because of clips of him speaking on like pop, but no one cares about his music. At least, I mean, at least I don't. I've never. Maybe people out there really love him. I'm sure they do. Yes, I'm from New York!

New York! I mean... I'm from New York! That's a decent amount of people. I'm from New York! I know things about you. That's a fucking good song. I'm from New York! I mean... That's a decent amount of people. New York! I know things about New York! So few people doing the macarena. Some white women doing the

macarena kind of like mocking him. Yeah. Here we go San Diego! Here we go! He's in San Diego being like, New York! This is retarded. New York! Also like, I'm amazed people still are going to SeaWorld.

It's like, have you not heard anything? Yeah, didn't Blackfish and Spotlight come out in the same year? Yeah, maybe people got them mixed up. Maybe people are like, the Catholic church is fucking dolphins. I feel like I remember watching those movies kind of back to back are like, the Catholic Church is fucking dolphins. I feel like I remember watching those movies like kind of back to back being like, well the church and SeaWorld should be done. Right. The two institutions I care most about.

The church and SeaWorld. They're done. I go, this kind of flipped my whole fucking world upside down, these two movies. Every Sunday I go to Mass and then SeaWorld. I get fucked at Mass and then I go to SeaWorld and I'd shoot a whale. Right in its head. I shoot a whale that's so depressed, it's got like cartoon, it's like eating yogurt underwater in its pajamas.

Has it washed in months. He has cookie monster pajama pants on. I love this. Fat Joe, it's the Sea World in San Diego. I thought Sea World maybe had been, it's like in the East Coast now too or something. It's still just in San Diego. We gotta go.

I think there were a couple Sea Worlds that died that were like Sea World, but the Sea World was the last one. We gotta go and just ask the people, the trainers questions, like did you see the dock? They're probably so sick of people doing that. Have you, I go are they depressed depressed can you throw them Prozac can you throw the pros I could fish his mouth throw the fish Prozac I mean the documentary it's got it like it till it come till it come like murdered like four people in a

depressed rage it was like it's like falling down for whales. I, how are people? Phil comes like, so I'm the bad guy? Good Lord. Look at that. Oh my God. Look at those big black tits. Holy shit. Michael B. Jordan's wife and sinners.

Yeah. That's crazy. This has to be part of like a series. Michael Jordan's wife It's also funny cuz like There's a tight down at SeaWorld. It's also funny cause like, there's like a type of family that goes to SeaWorld to like get away from this fucking, this sick world full of big booties and crap music. I come to SeaWorld and they play this rap crap. Me and my family just wanted to get a little wet watching some flips.

I think they got alcohol there too. Now, they better. I'm pretty sure you can drink. They've absolutely been. I can just fuck in your ring. They make it Sea World. They might be one of those places you get fucked up at. Yeah. Yeah.

But it is still for children though. He just said ass up, face down. Maybe don't do that one in the set list. Ass up, face down. Rewind like two seconds. Unbelievable. You're at children's theme park. Make a one to stand. like two seconds, unbelievable. You're at Children's theme park. I'm like,

I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. Ass up, face down. We're staying away from the test. Ass up, face down. This has to be part of like a summer series of concerts they're doing.

I think they probably just do a bunch of different like artists they can afford money. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. It's just a bad booker. It's just SeaWorld is just on its last legs I think it probably just threw a bunch of different like artists they can afford money. You know, I mean, yeah Yeah, it's just a bad booker. It's just SeaWorld just on its last legs and there's like, oh, how do we make this? Fat Joe, Fat Joe I guess. Fat Joe't seem like that bad of a time. Like a few people left. Some people enjoyed it I guess. It was just bizarre. They just need to turn into a big mall but there's like whales there. You know what I mean?

An aquarium? This guy goes, how much money is SeaWorld paying musical artists for their performances? Ask perplexity. It's hard to say for sure how much. Alright, well thanks. AI sucks hard to say for sure how much. All right, well thanks. And these, AI sucks shit. They don't know anything. Fucking hate AI. Yeah. I'm sure it's like 30,000, 50,000 for Fat Joe.

It's gotta be more than that. DMX is 50,000 at a concert before he died. It's Fat motherfucking Joe. DMX is 50k at a concert, but also he did have drug issues and issues with the IRS. Yeah. So that makes more sense. What are you looking at?

SeaWorld live performances. I want to see if this is like a thing they do all the time. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's gotta be more than 30k. They got a mime there. They have a mime at SeaWorld. I'm sure they bring everybody they can. They got half a button.

Because they don't want, dolphins are all, they keep killing themselves. John Hinckleyr. is playing at Sea World next week they're trying that's full of bells and whistles now you know yeah cuz you like you look at a dolphin and dolphins are please kids seeing that so they distract you they go look we got your rule just keep having this visual of like like a musical biopic it's Tilikum smoking a cigarette in the green room and you hear fat Joe in the background like till come you're next You ready? He's like It's like it's like do we cut till it come likes to think about his entire

They're just gonna get see performances. Look up musical performance. Sea World musical performance. Fans walk out there and Fat Joe. Serve holiday musical, the Hammerstein. He seems like the biggest guy. He's probably the first guy to ever do it. First person. He changed the game, Fat Joe.

Yeah. Sea World controversy. Let's see, Fat Joe. Yeah. Sea World controversy? Let's see, let's save that. I'm just, I just, it is amazing. They're still around. I thought that documentary was a total hit piece and they'd be finished. No, people don't care about anything.

Yeah, they don't care. It's true. Oh no. The death of Sea World is upon us. This is about a year ago. Sea World is coming off perhaps the most tumultuous decade any theme park operator has ever faced. It is funny. It's a theme park. They've been put on trial.

It's a theme park where the rides are like alive. No, there are roller coasters. Oh, there are? Yeah. Like motion rides and shit. They've been shut down and they've. Oh, that looks sick. We gotta go to SeaWorld. It was fucking awesome. They've been shut down and they've that looks sick I hardly even remember blackfish. Let's go for a couple months. Yeah, San Diego's fuck for Theme parks. I got this in Legoland. Look at the dorsal fin. I like Legoland when I was a kid I never been my mom never took you can drive It was cool. It was the first time you get to drive as a kid you get to like drive

Disneyland that's it. Yeah, but no, but this one you could actually turn like you're on a track on in Disneyland and Autopia Are you you can you're stuck? No, you can't really turn. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can't you can only turn slight sea world It was a Lego land is like stoplights and stuff and interesting somebody's watching you but like yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm ever I was a little Lego car. Yeah Lego car man. I always forget how fucking rich you were growing. That's crazy. I know you fucking yeah My dad saved up like a land my parents never take me to Lego land. Yeah, I don't think it was with my family Actually, it was with like extended family or something. That's my parents being there. It's tiny isn't it was tiny Yes, it's small. I mean it kind of sucks shit, but I Remember yeah, I also never wanted to go.

Me neither, yeah. I was Six Flags all the way. Didn't care about Legos. I didn't understand why kids were with. John? What do you mean? Stop. I didn't do anything that time.

Are you itching to fart? I swear to God, I didn't do anything that time. Did you just like adjust yourself and a little bit more came out or something? No, maybe, I don't know. I did not fart. That might have happened. I did not fart.

He's still getting rid of it. It's like rock settling. No, I remember Legoland was like a symptom of a dying Lego though. I heard like Lego's about to be out of business and then they created Legoland and then like they got a new CEO and the CEO was like,

we're gonna focus purely on toys and start like making cooler Legos. And that was, Legoland was like a weird thing that happened in Lego history. And I think they're just keeping it open out of speed now. Yeah, cause Legos aren't a big deal anymore really. Legos are huge, bro.

Oh, they still are? Legos aren't a big deal anymore really are they? Legos are huge bro. Oh they still are? Yeah, Legos appreciate and value people. Like stealing Legos is a big like thing. The Lego heist. Yeah, Lego, yeah. Stealing, they, you could sell, if you get Legos, it's like you can resell them for way more than what they're, you bought them for.

So if you get like a rare set, you can sell them online for like two times what we bought up for. How do you YouTube search Lego heist? Lego heist. Oh, I guarantee you it happened. And there were like Lego movies, I guess you're right, huh? Yeah, they're huge.

The Lego movie was huge. Lego. Lego SWAT team. Lego's SWAT. Lego DUIRS. All the Lego games too. There we go. Oh, 1800 Lego sets stolen from children's charity. Oh, hell yeah. There we go.

Wow, I didn't know this was like this like BBC for Legos Hello, it's me I'm a Lego this guy it's funny cuz he's doing like Lego reviews But he also could easily be like he could have just been on a Jubilee video being like I'm a fascist Yeah, this guy was the this guy is like literally the three this guy was the commandant of Auschwitz Yeah an unfortunate event that happened in the Lego community recently So a lot of you might be familiar with fairy bricks, but if you haven't heard of them Oh, they are it's right it's What do you think the event diagram is of a Lego community and pedophile community? I was just saying in the same circle. This guy seems like it was he was court ordered to fuck Legos

Like build a Lego boy. Yeah, let me hear you do my member by bouncer Gavante huge Lego guy tons of Legos dude. I had every set. He was a Jack Black dude. I miss him. He was the best. I loved him. He was awesome.

Huge Lego head. I hated that he had to love building Legos. He beat the shit out of that child. Well, he went home and hopefully made the sets, play with his Legos. I wish I was there that day that he fucking It was so violent.

It was shocking. It was so violent. It was shocking. Black on black crime in front of you is crazy. Unc on YN crime. Unc on YN crime is nuts. Unc violence is terrifying, dude. It was so scary.

Unc violence is so scary. Unc violence is so scary. I was like, it was crying, YN's crying everywhere. YN's crying. Unc is laughing, YN's crying. Unc was going ballistic. The shit was crying why ends crying everywhere Why is crying uncle's going ballistic So why ends a tears coming from their eyes was crazy, dude, I've seen ongoing why and violence many times in that station What are we look at these people?

That guy's pedophile that guys they're taking them to kids like the same children though, right? Yeah. All of the neat stuff that Fairbreeks is able to do. So when were they stolen? Unfortunately, their warehouse had- Yeah, the warehouse was broken into. 18,000 sets stolen from it worth roughly half a million US dollars. Yep. Whoa.

So good. Nice. A tremendous- What if these guys are just, like, losers? They didn't even steal them to sell them, like it's a smash cut to them and they're at home with them. They're just like, ooo, pooo, I'm sell them. Like it's a smash cut to them and they're at home. It's like, I'm the Lego. Well, apparently it's like impossible to track. So you have them.

It's like, like anyone could have had that set. It's not like, you know, stealing Rolexes or something. Right. Every little part of it's serialized. Tremendous robbery, stealing tons and tons of pallets. Good for them. I don't care. There's a lot of sets.

Take as many Legos as you want. Legos are great, dude. Honestly. And I've used used to like to look their website lately. That's some cool shit I was a big bionicle head. I love my ownicles do my two loved him my two. What's the island? I'm not too happy you remember dude. Oh, man. That was cool. So I watched all the movies you play the video game online the Clip of the game the click video game or you're on my two big things were by on a newie ratanui I was bionicles and beyblades. I Was I never got a baby? Yes with beyblades? This is nothing really but I just I just am fascinated by people that I saw this today and I was like I just said it

To myself, it's a jazz the jack-in-the-box reddit and this guy goes ain't no one here eats more jack and this guy goes, ain't no one here who eats more Jack than I do. Damn. 2,566 points. The Jack in the Box subreddit fascinates me because it's the worst place there is. I actually just walked through the drive-thru the other day on a big walk

and I just wanted to check the prices out. I'm like, what's going on here now? Because I don't even know what's happening. There's like inflatable toys like in the burgers. There's weird shit. It's so strange. I like Jack in the Box, It's good. I enjoy it. It's one of my favorites from back in the day but I think it's gotten worse and worse. What's the Munchie Meals? It also is the only fast food place that genuinely every time I felt

horrific afterwards. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Unbelievable and also their Munchie Meals are insane. They got these tea pain Munchie Meals. They're $13. They come with a cookie and like a tea pane tattoo or something or like a tea pane sticker or a key chain or some tea pane thing. And the sandwiches, they only have two now. They used to have four you can pick from. In the munchie meal? In the munchie meal.

You used to be able, and the only one you could ever eat that didn't make you feel like a fucking moron was the grilled cheese sourdough jack. I hated it. Sourdough jack is so good. Because all you had to do was take away the grilled cheese and then you could just make it a cheeseburger. You weren't eating some sort of-

The grilled cheesebar was disgusting. It wasn't like circus food. But all of them now, it's like tater tots, like infused with sour cream on top of like a breakfast sausage on top of like, you know, a breakfast sausage on top of a cheeseburger with all this like, they're disgusting looking. And they have all sorts of,

it's like food I've never even seen before. It's like purple, like purple stuff. And it's crazy. And the tacos aren't a dollar anymore. It's not two for a dollar. No, it's two for some other bullshit number. I mean, I'm sure the subreddit's talking about it. Let's get into it.

These people are obsessed. What's the menu even look like? It's really weird looking now. I don't really think. They gave me five coupons in the mail. It's like cluck chicken sandwich meal. They still got the jumbo jacks. Yeah, they dipped into Mexican food. Two for five dollarons in the mail. It's like cluck chicken sandwich meal. Just look at the jumbo Jacks Yeah, they got they dipped in a Mexican two for five dollar jumbo Jacks

I've heard people complaining lately about it the jumbo Jacks are really expensive. That's a pretty good deal Also, I really always loved Jack in the Boxes breakfast. I will give them. It's a breakfast burger is great. I did have a sausage croissant that's really The day of the move. It's really good. It was pretty good. I mean, look at this. Imagine you get this in the mail, you get this coupon,

and you run to your computer and you go, the holy grail! Guys! Come one, come all! They just sent me the holy grail. I used to use these all the fucking time I lived off these coupons. It was the only thing I could fucking afford.

It was amazing actually. But you felt like you ate the sun. That Munchy Meal has four sandwiches. This was an old coupon from some dipshit. You know. That was not what it was on the menu yesterday when I walked through. The mini tacos kind of bang low key.

Really? The one in the box. Their egg rolls used to be through. The mini tacos kind of bang low key. Really? The one in the box. Their egg rolls used to be great. Oh, their egg rolls were so hot. I love the egg rolls. Everything tastes the same, a Jack in the Box though. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it all tastes like grease. Yeah. Look at this guy, he's got him in his wallet like he's in the FBI. Like it's photos of his children. That's a two for five Jumbo Jack coupon. It's a man at war, there's Polaroids of his children he shows to his fellow soldiers.

He's being held up by a guy with a gun, he goes, please, please, I have two for five jumbo jack coupons. App, this guy I love, they try and figure out problems, like you're on the app and you go, it's not working, you go, let me hit up the community. So you go run to your computer again and you go, it's not working. You go, let me hit up the community. So you go run to your computer again, you go, the app is adding stuff to the order after checkout.

I'm just trying to get a vanilla shake and a root beer. This is the saddest order I've ever heard of mine, TheraLiv. We live in such an unbelievably tragic world. I mean, people asking so many questions. Guys, did the app roll in with new and or returning offers is anyone seeing this anyway Check back, please check back in later Imagine every one of these posts is written with a gun in their mouth

It really is yeah, it's the same as the depression meals people Oh, I've the kitchen I said Ben sending guys kitchen cells all week Yeah, go to the kitchen cell subreddit. It is the best place on earth. I mean, but look at this question. It's an offer. It says 20% off a minimum order of $5 Jack pack or two tacos for 99 cents. And this guy goes out of these offers,

which would you order and which gives the most bang for your buck? I mean, if I walked in on anyone doing this. No, you look at the Taco Bell sub right. And all the other fast food sub right. It's people just kind of enjoying the food. This one's all about like deals. Cause Jack, cause it is, I think it is like the,

I think they might, I think the poorest people. And Jack in the box is going away from being like that cheap for everybody. Yeah. Anyway, it's just unbelievable to me it's the most cartoonish oh they sell the fucking potato wedges now potato wedges waffle sticks they're fucking pumpkin spice churros those churros kicked ass though yeah we got some we got a guy that it keeps we have a new guy right Connor a 10-second treat of a guy that eats he eats fast food in one bite

yeah so I put everyone on to a zone It eats the guy who doesn't it doesn't chew found a new guy who just does everything in one So he shoves like a Big Mac into his mouth. Yeah, exactly. You watch it's pretty impressive actually I'm obsessed with these guys. Yeah, he looks like he yeah, he looks great. What better way to start than with the Big Mac? Can he chew? Is he allowed to chew? Yeah, once it's in the mouth. God, he's like in face, fuck. Yes, that's good lunch.

That was beautiful. Water for health? That's incredible. Water for health. He's got a Squirtle shirt on. He has everything I would need. That set the tone for what we're doing here. Now we got the McChicken. Oh. Oh my God. He's oddly talented, I don't know. It's pretty good. You know what's weird though, it's like these, it's not even like McDonald's that is like off-putting.

Like it's, you know, it's like, you don't want to eat it all the time. It's the culture behind fast food, these people. Yeah. The guy, you know know that half Asian, Philip, he seems like a Mexican Asian guy that sits in his car and he eats and the sound of the crunches are huge. The munching sounds. Really viral.

Is he in good shape though? Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, he used to be fat, then he had a good shape, right? No, no, I think I know who you're talking about. But he's like, he's like, he's like, let's chuck this, and he's like, and it sounds like an amazing crunch, that guy, it's like, those people make me not wanna try, like, good restaurants, new thing.

Yeah. Like, oh, it's a hot chicken sandwich, like a Howlin' Rays, checking out Howlin' Rays, I'm like, I don't wanna be a part of any of this. I also, I genuinely don't know why that every food review is done in a car now. Yeah, I think all of them are done in a car. I think it's the most relatable aesthetic. You're probably right. You know and there's shame behind it somewhat. Yeah, you're reviewing McDonald's. And I think a lot of these people live in their car.

So that's their living room. These guys are rich is what I'm saying. Yeah, maybe not when they're starting off. There's this guy I do like, his name's like Bilal Dawson or something like that. He's like one-star restaurants And he reviews them, but he's only ever in his car and he drives like a brand new Tesla And he has like 400,000 followers. I'm like, I know you're rich based off this right? Why is in the car still? Hmm, it's cuz it is I think it's just it's it's I think it's also the safest place to be that big of a fucking Worthless idiot. Yeah, like that's your career. Is eating food in the car, was it good? Was the good food good? And you've offered nothing of any insight at all to it? There should be no food review chat.

No one should make a buck off of reviewing food or eating food. It's the stupidest fucking underworld there is. Not even underworld, it's mainstream. But you're like, wow, that is good. They use butter and oil and cheese. There you are. The gluttonous thing I just ate is good, guys.

So check that out. I was telling Devin before this, I'm like, it's funny how the American dream, like people think it went away. It's like, no, it just reinvented itself. This is actually the American dream. Is you get to eat McDonald's and make tens of thousands of dollars from eating McDonald's through ad revenue. It's actually the most like on-the-dot American dream you could imagine.

Did all this start with that review bar guy? The eating fast food reviews? That all started that autistic little dude. You know I'm talking about the guy who wears a suit. Yeah, it might have been him. I don't know him. You know the guy. Oh, he's have been I don't know him you know oh, he's the best You've so many memes about him. You've seen you've seen him. He's like a young man in a suit their views like Mountain Dew Review bra on my head. I don't know he was great. He was actually I really really enjoyed his his egg Like peaked and ended with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I he was the first I saw yeah You know he's great. Yeah, he's a pioneer the first I saw of, you know? He's great. Yeah.

He's a pioneer. Mm-hmm. He's a pioneer. Where would we be without him? He looks like a twink in the 1920s. He's a great Burger King. Yeah, he looks like he grew off of John Waters. He's a limb?

He's a mole that John Waters removed. He's a mole that just became sentient. Yeah, this guy does them all. Wow. Can he eat this Crunchwrap Supreme in one minute? I eat this Crunchwrap in one minute. That's a tough one. Let's find out.

All right, I'm going to add the timer in the edit. So three, two, one. Oh, I don't give a shit about this. Oh, he's chewing it. That's not fair. Well, that's bullshit. You're a fucking fraud. You're a fraud.

Fuck you. You're fat fucking fraud. You're a fraud, fuck you. You're a fucking retard. You know, I thought he was an artist. Dumbass. Just when I had some hope, you know? Just when I was getting into his art. Man, what a world. There's another one when I found,

I don't know if we should save it with a Patreon. It's like. This patrol, this body camera? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's another one I sent, I don't know if we should save her the Patreon. It's like... This body cam right here? No no no no no no, it's another one I sent you I think I did. But is that all you have? This lady? That lady, yeah. I think we should save her the Patreon because her page is actually so interesting.

Okay. Yeah. What about this arrest? It says this is the funniest arrest ever. Great body cam. I couldn't find the full video. Of course, yeah I know it's all these these things but it's good. Nice. All right The Daytona Beach Police Department arrested 73 year old Benjamin Robinson on charges of driving out of the influence body camera footage released by the

Department shows officers conducting a traffic stop on Robinson the vehicle Okay, please tell me why you stop in me. Yeah, I'm about to about you. I'm about to tell you Stop sir. No I said I'm about to tell you you say stop sir. Is Aaron Magruder in the backseat puppeteering? Jeff Dunham's back there to make him say this Once in South China, you why you stop him? He made an improper right hand turn. When you turn into a new road, you got to turn that closest lane, sir. Let me get my idea out for you, partner. Can you hand me the beer as well?

Huh? Can you hand me the beer? Who? The beer? Can you hand me the beer? There's no beer in there. I can see it. Hey, hold it.

They'll be searching my car. What's going on there? You got to hold the paint in the car. Wow. Mr. Robinson, I'm over here. Huh? How much did you have to drink tonight? Sir?

How much did you drink tonight? Huh? How much did you drink tonight? How much did you drink tonight? How much did you drink tonight? I don't even... I don't really drink. That was the beer you were just trying to grab out of my hand. I was just thirsty. I grabbed the first fucking liquid I found. I thought it was a shelter. This rules. The cops like a muse. It's like not even being man.

How can you not? Why is y'all making me do this? Put your hands in the air and act like a man. Because you're under arrest for not operating a motor vehicle. Sir! Can I take my car home? You arresting me? Yes, you're under arrest. But why? DUI. DUI? Yes.

Will you please tell me what? But what? All around so entertaining. DUI? Stop, son! He goes, the fuck's a car? Fully making up the end of sentences for himself. Stop, son! Yeah, that was like Dave Chappelle's like, what? Exactly. Oh, man, that guy rules.

I wish we could watch the whole thing. I want to hang out with him. Me too, man. He seems awesome. Somebody's saying, what if he was just like that and he wasn't drunk? Man that guy rules. I wish we could watch the whole thing. I want to hang out with him. Me too, man. He seems awesome Somebody saying what if he was just like that and he wasn't drunk I mean also pulling into the far line. I mean take a right. It's not that big of a deal. No What's this? What you got? You see what they're doing to Frank? Oh, dude. This is yeah

Yeah, which I think I think this is a new one, he's just still performing. He looks like an animatronic robot. I think he has even less energy in this than the last one we watched. That's crazy. Look at him here. He like, it's so tragic. ["I've Got Sunshine"]

I've got sunshine. He's animatronic, he's not singing. It's Pirates of the Caribbean robots singing. That's what it is. They gotta. All clouded in. Oh, why are they doing this? That's not.

When it's cold outside. I mean, he must have lost all his money or something. That's not his voice. No, no, they're playing the song and he's just Lipsy he can't even lipstick energy to lipstick can't lipstick Magic by your ticket to see this I know it was I think all the people the crowd like half of them die by the end of the show

There's a bedtime story for the fans. Oh my God. Oh, that sucks. God, dude. Wait, what is this? Is it more? It keeps going, yeah. Is it keep going?

It keeps going, yeah. It was a big reveal. It was a big reveal. It was a big reveal. Oh man, look at the Filipino next to him. That's his nurse. That's his nurse. That's his nurse. That's his next time that's his nurse

Jersey boys Filipino nurses and Jamaican nurses Just grabbing the back neck hard shit. Oh, he looks cool in this one. He has better clothes on here. Yeah, he's funky It looks like the Hall of Presence It just keeps going there they're fucking he's all over the globe I'm supposed to get stand up. I know it's actually amazing. He's standing That's all he knows So if you go to this the whole thing is you're just like wow it's him yeah, that's it Because everyone else is singing it just seems like it is know where he is

It's really bad. That's not it's elder is he getting off stage like wow what a show I think he gets off stage and Can't speak can you look up like a recent Frankie Valley interview? Cause I wonder if he can speak. He gets off the stage. He's like, why is that black man allowed to drink in here? He gets on stage and goes, who let the slaves loose? How old is he? He's gotta be 90. This is him.

This is years. 2025 Grammys? We are with the one and only Frankie Valley five time Grammy nominee and recipient. Is that his wife or his daughter? Of the Lifetime Achievement Award. The life. He points at the black woman and he goes,

where is she? Time Achievement Award. My goodness. When you hear. Ah! Those words. Very exciting. I didn't even need to finish the question. You're already really excited about it, but what does that mean to you, that recognition?

Well, it means that your peers at the academy have recognized the fact that you've been around long enough and the things that you've created or helped to create like Jersey boys And about what I thought he's insanely old Yeah, and I just want to know if this is his wife who can't wait for him to fucking die I think it's like you're probably right. Yeah, all the other things we've been nighties, by the way He's talking way better than I thought he could. Yeah, Sure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually shocked by this. Yeah. Well, it's one that you can he can muster up the energy

for like one quick red carpet interview. The fact that he's doing an hour and a half concert. They're throwing like glittery like suits on the backstage. He says like Elvis. He must have like a Colonel. Who's Frankie Valley's Colonel? There's a big goiter back there smoking a cigar like get off that Frankie.

It's a Jamaican nurse. It's a Jamaican nurse. It is, it's a Jamaican nurse. Just imagine like a woman like throwing her bra at Frankie Valley and it cuts him in half like Kung Lao. He has a black guy from a bra. I am the Italian ambassador.

And so many things. You know what it is, is those concerts are just past his bedtime. The fact that. Yeah. Past his bedtime, that guy needs to be sitting on a couch having an espresso. Yeah, I think they're probably at 5 p.m. Yeah, yeah

No for real. There's no way he's doing a 10 p.m. What if he likes to make them wait Like it's Altamont or something he's like he's like only losers start Like Sid Vicious just neck in a bottle of whiskey smashing in the wall. They can wait. I'm Frankie Valli, motherfucker. Those are all the things that attributed to it. I don't know who this bitch is.

So what are incredible things to leave such a- These are at Native American casinos, right? I don't know. It's a like third eye blinds open in form. I imagine it's like Atlantic City and it's like old people are bust in. From like an old folks home. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, Pauli Gaultieri's mom died at a... Jersey buzz. Jesus Christ. How old is he? He's gotta be 90. Cheers. He buys. Jesus Christ. How old is he? He's gotta be 90. Maybe late 90. He's 90. Yeah.

91. 91. 91. Jesus Christ. That's amazing that he's out there. He was fucking in like the sixties and fifties. What a fucking life. That's nuts.

Yeah. What a fucking life. You're Frankie Valley. You did all that. And then you were in the sopranos in the sprats crazy He got killed in a really cool way. He did How do you kill are rolling out the driveway good stuff rusty rest in peace rusty? Mm-hmm Wonder how you know didn't know that yeah, I know a thing with you? Not much of a surprise? I tried again.

You made a promise two years ago. Dude, honestly, I tried like twice. That's not an excuse. Where are you getting stuck? Were you even hung up? That's not an excuse. Everyone says that about every show for the first season. First season.

Yeah, that's not an excuse. You keep going. I feel like I'm instantly in when I watch that show. Because you understand everyone, you understand it's a cultural phenomenon. So you just don't go like, well, I guess I'm the only person that sees through this. I watched that one episode where they're in the snow

Great, and then I liked it, but I was like this is like season two season three pine barons. Yeah I was like this maybe you know conscious of the fucking episode either, huh? Well, that's the great the beauty of the sopranos is that there are some episodes you can just show anybody and they would be Yeah, I didn't need context for that one to show anybody and they would be hooked. Yeah, I didn't need context for that one. I feel like you see, the context makes it way better. Yeah, you enjoy it way more. It just doesn't hook me.

Why can't you just keep watching? Like everything people watch, they keep going. I think you. No, no, no, we're not gonna do this again. You have no defense. You called me, you were telling me you were watching it. My defense is, is Devin, no, yeah, that's my, Devin wants me to be like him.

And in reality, Devin doesn't love me for me I'm not like you like a child. You want everything to be like you in order to like it I just feel you can't appreciate this is a show that is like above that. This is way above that transcends Whatever you talk about honest to God. I think you guys just hype it too much We haven't talked about it in since the fight. Oh, yeah, I think you guys just hype it too much. We haven't talked about it since the fight. All you guys do is talk about it as the greatest thing on earth. I also think it's impossible to hype it up that much.

I think it's unhypable. It's not, I mean, it's a good show, I'm sure. It's better than a good show. It's the best show, it's the most important show ever made. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't. You will, you're gonna watch it. Yeah, I've watched the first season, I've watched a couple episodes, and I'm just like, eh.

That's not how, everyone says that about, people say that about The Wire, You're gonna watch it. Yeah, watch the first season watch a couple episodes and I'm just like Everyone says that about every people say that about the wire they say every show there is it was 90 1999 Fucking finished the show Damn, I don't know. I just it says it hooked me Who cares? I don't get it. You don't Great books that it takes a while to then start getting into it and you become a voracious reader? You don't even read books. You read books about like Ukrainian Nazis.

I read books. You don't read like fiction. You don't even read books. No, you do, you read, but you read like, you just want to see, you want to hear them talk about like how cool their tanks were and like crazy like battles. You don't read like fiction.

I'm reading that. You can say the same thing about fiction books. Yeah, I read history books. No, I read a good fiction book, tanks were and like battles you know read like fiction I'm reading that history books no I read a good his fiction book between two fires very good book I've read fiction a while fiction is tough okay I understand that yeah yeah I don't know man it just feels like a huge oversight it's just weird watch it one maybe we'll maybe we'll watch it one day. Maybe we'll watch it while you're dying or something. You know, that'll be my last gift to you.

No, I wouldn't want that. It'll be like, you know, you're gonna be in like- I wouldn't wanna see you. Nancy Reagan's gonna see you and then I'm gonna walk in. Nancy Reagan? Cause you have AIDS, cause you're gay. And then I'll walk in. Really good.

I'll watch a lot of Sopranos together. That's good. And you gave yourself sepsis from a shit. Yeah. Your fart went into your mouth. Yeah, I'll keep pressing the button. You poisoned yourself. Keep pressing that morphine button for Debbie

while the soprano is on. And then you enter heaven. So ridiculous. You go towards the light, you know? And then the light is just Italian guys The bunch of fucking grease monkeys Devan is high up there. Cranky valleys. Derri, derri, derri. That's so funny. That's so funny. It's heaven. It's just the sopranos up there welcoming me. Devan goes to greaser heaven.

Devan's like, what am I doing in this Cadillac Fleetwood? Why are we flying in the clouds? Why am I talking like this? It's the end of Greece. That's how he does it. What the fuck? I don't like Italians. I don't care about Greece.

I just feel like everyone has seen Greece. Yeah, I guess. I don't care. I've said this before, but the dichotomy of the tough Italian guy, where he's like a big tough guy, but he's also singing like a little girl. It's very funny to me.

I remember you making that joke. That was great. Yeah, hit a guy in the head with a brick. Just check out a great piece of it. I'll watch it, I guess. It's not an excuse to be like, hey, why is she in four episodes? I told you guys I've never seen The Godfather.

Yeah, that's insane. It's about America. It's not about even the mafia really. I mean, it's about the mafia. Really, the Godfather's not about mafia. The mafia is a host to get into a much deeper subject, which is America. Well, so is the Prince.

Yes, it's just the car. It's not the road. It's the vehicle, it's the shell. Dumbass. Never gonna, I'll watch it with you one day. We can't watch the whole show with him. That's what he initially said he would do. He said he would come over every week

and we'd watch an episode. And then he never did that. And you got a bunch of distractions. Well, we got distracted. I come over and we get like a coffee or something. You decided to do a bunch of distractions in your life. You get a motorcycle, get in a crash. Then you could deal with that.

Everything's a big distraction with you. You can't just settle in. You know what you gotta do? Watching Sinners? Who gives a shit about Sinners? Put on another episode of The Surprises. It was late at night and I got a TV now and I was just like, oh fuck, I'll use it.

So funny, the Sinners dialogue. That's the greatest. Listen, I love black people, but enough already. Okay, completely average film. It's a fucking vampire movie. You know you're afraid of your own opinion when you have to give the caveat, look, I love black people. Oh, it's just one it's one of those things

where it's like liberal racists just have to say it's the greatest thing ever made. No, I know, I fully agree, yeah. And then honest people go, it was fine. And then they get called, people say you're like racist, that's why you didn't think it was amazing. Way too fucking wrong. You go, no, this is unfair,

you're giving participation trophies to minority creatives. You think they'll be nominated for Best Picture Yeah, which is gonna be yes They nominate like ten movies now. It's insane some of the horse shit They could do 28 years later has like a 75 on Rotten Tomatoes and sinners has like a 90s Which is insane 28 days later is so much better years years years. Yeah, it's a way better movie Big ass cock in it hugest swang and cock

Pregnant zombies pooping out. You ever seen Mike Lee movies? I'm gonna have an I've been having Mike Lee that like who's Mike Lee I've been having a big Mike Lee summer. He's the greatest British filmmaker. I think he's the greatest humanist filmmaker ever. What do you do? He? He makes a lot of movies that like aren't like insanely popular and they don't travel very well Name the most popular one. Naked. I've never seen any of his movies He had harsh truths last year, which I didn't love but it's still every movie is like wow, that's I've never seen A take on people like that Naked's insane. What's it? I think you would like naked. What's it streaming? It's crazy. There's a lot of rape in it I don't like rape in movies, but it's bigger than that. It's bigger than a bigger than rape bigger than rape

Devon's evidence is too big guys and rape. It's too big to just be about rape No, it's kind of like got like it's like a has the like, you know, they sound like with nail and I guys so I think oh yeah, his movies are about like a lot of it is about like I think you could like, his movies are about like, a lot of it is about like, I think like, British families in like post-Thatcher London, where like everyone was having a pretty hard time and the economy was pretty bad. Some of them are just really intense and depressing, but amazing or really sweet and nice and-

What's a sweet and nice one? Like there's a movie called Life is Sweet, I believe, and then High Hopes about like, it'll be like a whole movie about just two old people like about to die, but it's like incredible. I love that. Shit like that, you'd really like that. I like that stuff.

He's incredible, a lot of them are on the Criterion Collection channel. I've been having a big Michael Lee summer. I've been having really weird, weird intense nights where you know you just sit in it, you go I'm gonna get through this fucking thing, and then you do and you feel better about yourself because you go that was actually incredible. It just took a little bit. I didn't turn it off because it wasn't immediately fun. Why it's a fucking TV show

It's so fucking long There's so much to do in this stupid life of ours. Yeah, you got so much nonsense to cover. What are you doing? Nothing? That's not Superman good. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I'm gonna sing. That's everything. I'm like watching movies like months. It's weird That's good Yeah, I mean I was hit by the movie training yesterday fully had one of those movie moments where I was like man movies are fucking awesome, yeah Surely sometimes you have you have like this very like vulnerable. yeah. Wow, holy shit, that was fucking great. Yeah.

I've been having that pretty consistently for the last two weeks. Yeah, me too. Superman, Eddington, and all the movies I watched yesterday on my couch. I've been having a problem where I keep kind of scrolling and I'm like, I have this, I can't commit. Like I'm like, fuck, it's not the right time.

I know that's like a big movie, you know? And then I'll just be like, huh, put on I Love You Man and scroll. Oh yeah, I do that all the time. I know that's like a big movie, you know? And then I'll just be like, oh, I love you man, and scroll. You know? You know? I do that, I usually do that. Yesterday, I just had a day yesterday where I was like, I'm throwing my phone over there,

I'm locking in for four minutes. I love those moods when you're like, I'm ready. Like I'm ready to be immersed into a complicated world. So locked in that you realize you're like your mouth is open at some points. Yeah. You're just like. Yeah. there's me all day just like Yeah, lock the fuck you look retarded, but you're watching a great thing. Yeah, I'm getting smarter. You're actually

I'm getting smarter, but I'm retarded. It's reading for it The genius but he looks retarded when he reads. Well, I can't read and we all know that. So, but yeah. Finishing a book feels great. That's the best feeling. I need to do that more. I think that's the best feeling.

I haven't read a book in, I don't know, 13 years. Yeah. See, I didn't read a book for like five years and then I was in. I get intense anxiety with books too. Not like, not in the way, I just't know, 13 years. Yeah. See, I didn't read a book for like five years and then I was in. I get intense anxiety with books too. Not like, not in the way, I just go like, when am I gonna have time to actually finish this?

Like I'll go through like a couple chapters and I'm like, this is good. And then like life starts, and then I go like, what do I do with this thing? I keep doing this thing. Well you say that, then you get like a weekly screen report where it's like you spent five hours and 20 minutes on your phone.

I know, I know, but I just. But it's small bursts. You gotta like sit down to read. Yeah, it's an addiction. It's obvious, I mean we are being ruined on your phone. I know, I know. But it's a small burst. You gotta like sit down to read. Yeah, it's an addiction. It's obvious. My problem is that I take the book everywhere. If there's ever a point I'm relaxing somewhere outside my place, I will take the book

and then I read the book and then I leave it there. So I'll get like 75% through the book and then I've lost two books that way that I've almost finished. It sucks ass. But I got four books I have to read that I purchased that I didn't touch. That's a big mistake. I literally can't read so. You can read bro. No I'm not kidding. I have to read a tweet like five times before I can actually ingest it mentally. You might actually have like mild dyslexia.

I have mild dyslexia and I think I have ADHD. So it's important, it's like I have to reread once and it's like four times for go, oh, okay. The scariest moment of my entire life was whenever somebody has a phone, they go, hey, read this real quick. And I time it. I go, that looks like two sentences. It's probably about eight seconds. I go one, two, three, four.

It's good, man. That's a good meme. Didn't read it at all. That's fucked up. I'm on the, now there's pressure applied. Oh, I know what you mean, yeah. And I'm like, oh, yeah, good, good, good. Right.

I've been called out before. Really? Where someone like later than that references the meme they showed me. And I go, huh? And they go, I knew you didn't read it. Ah, it's fucked up. I'm gonna do that to you and see if you, uh.

Devastating. I was coming out like, like five years ago, I was coming down off an Adderall and that was the first time I ever read a book an entire day. Really? But I was like, I was truly, cause and I did maybe, for a second I was like, maybe I do have ADHD and I should fucking take Adderall and that was the first time I ever read a book an entire day. Really? But I was like, I was truly, and I did maybe, for a second I was like,

maybe I do have ADHD and I should fucking take Adderall sometimes to actually do things? I read the whole fucking book, I was immersed, I loved it. It was amazing. Forget the name of it, it was like a film noir-y, it was like a noir-ish, remember that book Mark loved? By that writer that was like very influential to everybody and it came out in like and it was a huge deal

and the guy disappeared, the writer. Oh, I don't know. I thought you were talking about one of those Norf, 1950s guys. It was like, he wakes up and his organs are being harvested. It's like, he's cut open. No. He has a wound.

I did that to Slaughterhouse 5. I read Slaughterhouse 5 in one day. I was in Silverlinings Playbook and I was like, this is fucking annoying. You didn't like, you don't like Vonnegut? I mean, he's like people's favorite person. I mean, I realized to read, to get back into reading, you can't like read things you think you're supposed to read

cause then you'll never do it. Like I think everybody who, I was just talking to a guy about this and he's like, yeah, I bought Odysseus and I'm reading it. I'm like, no, you're never gonna finish that. Just like find like a fucking pulp novel you like. They'll get you back into reading or a subject you you're never gonna finish that just like find like a fucking pulp novel you like they'll get you back reading or a

subject you're interested in and then that's what you read yeah somebody bought me the the divine comedy like for like I saw that yeah and I was like thanks like you're a comedian learn about hell this makes me look cool that I have this but I'm like I looked at it and I like scroll poetry I go when am I every I I would have to devote my life to finishing this book. I would have to go away into a cave, never speak to anybody for about a year

to get through this thing. I couldn't fathom actually doing it. It seems like such a uphill battle. Yeah, I stopped caring about even the thought of reading a book, so I don't even know what you guys are talking about. You live in paradise. Who gives a shit? Yeah, I stopped caring about even the thought of reading a book. So I don't even know you guys talking about you're living here in a paradise It gives a shit

I'm getting along just fine. Have it read in 13 years. I don't really care man That was a hard part my dad was an intense reader I know my dad had read the Bible like multiple times He just like I'll constantly reading these heavy thick books What a fine guy it who cares? He's a man. He would uh He like those big thick books that nobody like that. You'd read like you'd read like the Divine Comedy here I read mine comp and I remember one time he read

You read buying comp one time and he was like at the end. He's like those the most boring fucking thing I read in my life. This guy sucks I was on the fence about this guy. I read his fucking book. Yeah, no, he's hilarious. Those are big thick books Yeah, I was like, how do you do it this guy? I'm a real dude. That sucks. This guy's a real phony This guy sucks. I feel like I've read, I mean, aside from like school curriculum, I've probably read like, I hate to even admit this, probably like six books independently my entire life. Outside of like what we had to in school.

And three of them, and I'm not kidding you, were the Twilight books. Wow. So you read school books, oh, outside of the curriculum. Outside of the curriculum, because I genuinely thought I'd get pussy. Sure. I mean that's dope. And I read them publicly, and I was so desperate for like a, cause I genuinely thought I'd get pussy. Sure. I mean that's dope.

And I read them publicly and I was so desperate for like a girlfriend in high school. Books get you pussy. So I'd like, I'd go into like a very public area in my high school and I would just like open up like Breaking Dawn and read it. Thinking some girl would be like, oh you're reading Breaking Dawn?

I go yeah, I don't know. You're just like Edward. I just kinda like the characters in this thing. Yeah. I don't know, I like, I love them. Did you? Thinking I would just get some puss. Did you get me front of it for doing that? Yeah Yeah, literally a rumor started my high school that I had no penis Not he has a small penis Libby like I heard you have no penis. No, I'm not a single dick on me. It's smooth

Yeah, so that was the day Yes, the opposite of getting pussies. I now had no genitals Yeah, I didn't acquire new genitals for me to partake in. I now have zero genitals. How'd you prove them wrong? I Just go no. I Love like it's also like I I wish I had a hog on me in high school that could have been like Oh who has no penis now and show them Right if I showed them my small penis I might as well have no penis. It's better to have no penis That was a crazy checkmate on you. Yeah exactly. I'm cornered. You me. I'm gonna fucking unboxed in

Cuz I read a book Was it a vagina was was it just like nothing? No, no, just like I, yeah. I think we're getting somewhere, why you don't read? And it brings back torturous memories of things called. No penis. Having no dick. Yeah.

Yeah, you're probably right. It's probably deep down in there. How does IPA's hit? It's all right man, it's pretty good. Back feeling better? Back is feeling a lot better. That's how it works. Something's pretty good. Yeah back film back feeling better back is feel a lot better Something about this stuff you're desperate You're desperate up there. Yeah, it was rough. You're getting weird been dying all day. I was getting weird. You know weird What do you mean? You needed it? How was I being? We don't want to do it alone

Well, I don't want to drink. No one wants to drink alone. Oh, yeah, it's we I get it. Oh, yeah Yeah, it wasn't that well. I just couldn't be an ally today. It's just, you know, long weekend. That was weird. And we're going on Wednesday to see out, you know, no, no, I feel you. Anyway, let's wrap this up. God bless you all folks. Love you guys. Uh, send Joey some well wishes. He's a drug addict. He's a drug addict. It couldn't make it. He's a pill head. Yeah, he'shead. He's doing crack with Hunter Biden. Yeah.

All right. Love you folks. Good night. See you. Good night. Bye.