Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Twinkarus

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

Twinkarus is caught by pedophile hunters at Vons and then Philip Seymour Cocksman makes an appearance.. Trump visits Ohio. Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. It's a special rainy day

edition of Hate Watch. Watch the electricity go out in the middle of the hole up in the middle of the up. Middle of John's gun corner, it'll go right out. It'll be black of the up Middle of John's gun corner it'll go right out It'll be blacked out dude John's gun corner's just too fucking hot It's too fucking good dude There's a guy at the power station

There's like a meter going up when John's gun corner comes on Have you seen John's gun corner Richie? Oh I'm very aware of John's gun corner I've got some new gun corner stuff I don't know when I don't want to rush into it or anything You're just excited It's going to be a really good Gun Corner today. We have a good one set up for today.

A lot of good Gun Corner stuff came in. People want us to do Joey and Devin's drinking corner. That's the whole podcast. That's what we do. Joe, what was this video you were talking about earlier? I found A Watch Gold. I was surfing uh joe what was this video you were talking about earlier me fucking yeah i found i found

a watch gold all right i was i was surfing i was surfing instagram and i found a clip of this and then i hunted down the original predator arrested this okay this video where it looks like uh this rocks dude so you know those guys who go they pedo hunt yeah yeah yeah this guy torments the twink and uh and uh basically uh he gets you'll see this is. This guy torments a twink and basically, he gets, you'll see. He's just tormenting a twink. This guy,

the Gangnam Style guy? Yeah, he's the twink, dude. There's a fan who's been dying to have us play this video. I'm trying to remember his name. This one right now? Yeah, he sent it to me like four times.

This video? Yeah. Fuck off, really? Well, there's your make-a-wish, sir. There's your make-a-wish. Hope you get that kidney. Hey, good job, bud. Anyway, shout out to this anonymous person.

I am currently looking for my fiber. Your what? For fiber. Yeah, because I got to poop. Do you know what kind of age you are? It starts off great. It starts off great. So his defense of pedophilia is like,

I'm not a pedophile. I have to take shits. It starts off great. So his defense of pedophilia is like, I'm not a pedophile. I have to take shits. It starts off great, and it just gets better and better. He's like, I look at children like Metamucil. He's like, it's a Boveda cracker. You know, children are full of flax seeds. Hey, man, you want to have a conversation? Hey, man, I can involve the police or we can have a conversation.

You want to have a conversation? These guys always crack me up. You want to turn around and talk to me? Why are you showing his ass? Yeah, he's into it, dude. Hey, bro, I can call the cops right now or we can just have a conversation. What a defense. I love this guy. Sir, please, can you actually let me get my supplements so I can actually go home so I can poop

and actually so I can poop well? I've been having constipation for four or five weeks. I'm bleeding so much. You bleed from constipation? Yeah, dude. The shits like carve up your asshole? I assume the shit becomes like

kind of like a Hershey's Kiss situation where it just becomes like a big giant shit at the bottom and starts slowly ripping your ass apart or something. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's never happened to you, Richie. It's never happened to me, but that's a dope bean shit.

He's on drugs. How about this? You think there's any gay guys out there that just, they suck. They can't get fucked. His ass is too tight. So they eat a bunch of stuff to make them constipated. So when they finally take that big painful shit,

it kind of feels like penetration. They use their own turd. That exists. Maybe they're training their ass. Somebody's out there. There's some sad, like the whale, like Brendan Fraser. He's so fatty, no one will fuck him in the ass, but he still wants that ass feeling.

Yeah. So he just eats a bunch of fuck. What makes you constipated? What's a lack of fiber? What's food that'll make you really constipated? Cheese. Cheese. For real? Cheese. Protein. Peanut butter. Is that true? I thought. I thought cheese makes you lactose intolerant.

It's a big explosion down there. I thought it actually helped for shitting. I mean, that's if you're lactose intolerant. I have no fucking idea, dude. Well, I bet there's a guy out there fucking his own turds. Yes, Devin, yes. Anyway. Very good.

There we go. One on the docket. Help it. Why are you doing this to me? Can you tell me? I'm filming for mine and your safety, buddy. These guys. I love the cool sunglasses, too.

But right now I'm filming just to have a conversation. He looks like that famous picture in the Vietnam War of the guy getting his head blown off Yeah yeah He looks like a high stakes poker pro Or something Yeah he does He looks like he just won a bunch in Vegas And he's using his winnings on

Buying Metamucil Fucking children I guess I don't know He just left a 48 hour session with scotty win he even he even has like a like a uh uh he's he's wearing a lanyard with like a like a pass on it yeah i think it looks like it's a dorm or something like is he a college it looks like he's in like the yeah like the delta lounge for kid fuckers Stopping me from preventing me to be healthy. Look, bro, I know why you're here.

No, I'm not. I'm here for work. I need my... Look, bro. Where? Look, bro. Do you want me to call the cops? Can you help me find driver pills?

Oh, now I like that move. Pedophiles never bring you into it. They go, no, can you help me? He goes, I need a driver. You know, while I scan the neighborhood. He's like, take me to the candy aisle. I find having to drive while

scouring the earth for children a little difficult. How do you find fiber pills for me? Why would you want to call the cops for me when I'm trying to find my fiber pills? I know why you're here. Why am I here? To meet my 13-year-old little brother. He's going to start pulling out all the stops. He's going to start making fun of his own.

He's going to be racist towards himself to get away. He's like, you think I can fuck a kid with my tiny ass and dick? I pull down my pants. They laugh at me. He goes, other kids, they laugh. How dare you? You think I'm pedophile? They giggle.

I meet a girl here today. She's going to hold up her pinky finger at me. The kid too cool for me. The kid too cool. I remember I was visiting my buddy fucking in San Francisco. My buddy Shabo. He was like living up there. Yeah, he's got a huge dick.

Yeah, he's got a huge dick. And I went up there. Shout out Shabo. And I went up there and he had got a huge he's got a huge dick yeah he's got a huge dick and uh i went up there shout out shava and i went up there and um he had two taiwanese roommates and like every other word out of their mouths would be like oh you're the cutest and they would constantly ask us questions about like do we know girls and we'd be like yeah i guess and they'd be like you're the cutest you're the cutest coolest coolest but they couldn't pronounce it right filthy human beings dude really why oh my god they would squat on top of the toilet when they took a shit. Oh, like a

squatty potty. Yeah, they didn't get it, dude. Well, they're shitting the right way. Like gargoyle the toilet? Yes, dude. They're shitting the right way, actually. Dude, it was so fucking gross. Yeah, but it's weird. Dude, it was... There were flies everywhere. Really? I don't know. It was disgusting, dude. This is more of a gutter oil kind of thing. Yeah, it's more... Hey, sorry, bud. Save the Asian hate a gutter oil kind of thing Sorry bud

Save the Asian hate for gutter oil John's like hilarious He'll make the most race jokes But then he's the only one hanging out He'll make a bunch of jokes And then you find out he hung out with I've detailed information On their culture on, like, their culture. Yeah, he's a passport boy. He's all over

the place. That's how I get away with it. They think I'm just, like, some ignoramus and I'm like, no, no, no. Little do you know. Little do you know I know more about you. I'm a race scientist. I know exactly how big your head is. I'm a landlord for the Viet Cong. Alright, let's give it to this guy.

Kicks ass, John. Excellent choice kicks ass, John. Excellent choice. Thanks, buddy. Excellent choice. Who is that? I don't know who that is. It gets so much better, Devin. Who is that? I have no clue. He's been a little twink right now. Also, nothing screams pedophile more than the guy with a hoodie on, sunglasses,

and basketball shorts. And he's wearing slippers. And then rose gold glasses. Yeah. This is the Asian guy in his day off official uniform. All my Asian friends on their day off. Basketball shorts, hoodie. Some striped down

to the side. And they always wear some special type of slippers. They can never wear American slippers. It's always some special Uni-Glo slippers. Or fake Yeezys. Wrong! some special type of slippers. Like, they can never wear American slippers. It's always some special, like, Uniqlo slippers or something. Oh, yeah, or, like, fake Yeezys. Yeah, yeah. Wrong!

Do you want to have an honest conversation or do you want me to call the police? Can I get my stuff right? Are you high on meth right now? No, I am not. No?

No. I want to go home. It's almost 12. I have a curfew to go to. How old are you? Do we treat gay pedophiles better because we, like, support gay people so much? No. Like, if you're a gay pedophile,ew to go to. How old are you? Do we treat gay pedophiles better because we support gay people so much?

No. If you're a gay pedophile, do you go to prison, but you get an HBO show first? You direct all the X-Men movies, and then you go to prison. If you're a gay pedophile, they let you direct X-Men, and then they throw you in the slammer. It's the pedophile through the gay experience here on HBO. How old are you? Me? He goes, I'm a kid. I'm a little kid. I'm 11. Yeah, yeah, it's the pedophile through the gay experience here on HBO Why I don't know why do I have your picture why are you being so mean to me? Hey buddy, is this you? Hey, buddy. Is this you? Hey, you please why do I have a picture of you?

Why are you doing this to me? Is this you? Is this a picture of you? Wait, why do I have a picture of you? Why do I have a picture of you? Oh my god Why do I have a picture of your Work it's interesting though. This is a picture of your ass? Okay. A picture of his ass? This is where it gets interesting, though. This is a side of Pellifilo I didn't think about. This dude wants to get fucked in the ass by a 13-year-old. How do you convince him of that?

That's crazy. You know how big of a twink you have to be to get fucked in the ass by a 13-year-old? Yeah. That's wild. That's insane. Has anyone ever... How do you pull that off? That's wild.

How do you convince a kid to dom you? Yeah, what? That's insane, dude. That guy's like the littlest twink of all time. What type of 13-year-old can even fucking... He's just flying too close to the sun. He's got the wax wings. Yeah.

He's just the twink version of that. He's like Icarus. He's Icarus. Pedophile Icarus over here. Well, I'm almost like, is he a pedophile or is he just the ultimate twink? He's twink-erous. He's twink-erous. He's twink-erous. This man amazes me.

Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. He just went farther. I love how you run it. He runs like he needs a shit, honestly. This guy's here to get

13-year-old boy crystal meth. Yeah, he's really in character. That crazy thing, too. What is, what is, oh,

look at his dandruff. I love these, these like, what are they called when a citizen when citizens arrest i love it this guy's like doing this like like a vons employee is supposed to be like what and he like tackles them at a grocery store what is the people working at the fucking grocery store supposed to do guy right here is here to meet a 13 year old boy and to give him crystal meth and then and then watch thisophile hunter, he ruins his whole point. He goes, and he invented COVID. What's happening?

I'm trying to find you. Do you know where the fiber pills are? Call the cops. This guy's here to meet a 13-year-old boy for... Don't touch me. Seriously.

Don't touch me. Stop. Don't touch me and don't put your hands in front of my camera, bro. Damn, he's just bullshit. Asian guy. Yeah, he's got a member of his tribe.

By the way, what grocery store do you think this is? I'm going to say a Kroger. Wait, wait, wait. Look at the font. Look at the font. It looks Kroger-esque. We got a coin star. Oh, that's a Vons.

Vons! Hell yeah, brother. Love Vons! Let's get it. Hey, I didn't know we were at... Well, it's a goddamn Vons! Hell yeah, brother. Love Vons! Let's get it. Hey, I didn't know we were at a goddamn Vons commercial. What are they, sponsoring the show? Look at all of the employees are so jaded. They're like, sir, that's like the 40th pedophile today.

Get the fuck out of here. Pedophile's gotta eat. Get in front of my camera again, bro. Get in front of my camera again. You don't have permission to film your camera here. Who the f*** are you? Actually, he does have permission to film, sir. We can show you a few First Amendment auditors.

This is a semi-public space. Who are you? Get the f*** out of my face. Get the f*** out of my face, bro. This guy's like, I'm the kid that's going to smoke crystal meth with him. You f***ing buzzkill., bro. This guy's like, I'm the kid that's going to smoke crystal meth with him. F***ing buzzkill. I had a growth spurt. I'm fat and huge, but I'm 13 and I want to smoke meth with this little weird twink.

Your voice won't help you anything at all, sir. Who are you? Sir, you need to leave. Who are you right now? You need to leave. Hey, buddy, get the f*** out of my way. Simon, get out of there. You're a bad boy.

Simon. No, get out of there. You're a bad boy. I like how this guy's whole plan is to I'm just going to keep running around the grocery store. He never once runs to his car to leave the scene. It's like the corn maze from The Shining. Yeah. He thinks he entered a prison.

He thinks Vaughn's is like the prison he's going to be living in. So I met, he's like, I'm trapped in hell. Oh my gosh. There's so much cereal in hell. Sir, stop a rat in here. So he goes, stop a rat? Look at this little twink run, dude. Some Christian stops him.

He goes, sir, it's almost Easter. Let him be. Look at this fucking... Excuse me, sir. Please understand. I just need to shit. He just wants to poop, dude. Why is this happening?

Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old boy? Why would I do such a thing? Then leave. Go home. Why'd you go home? Yeah, dude. How come they never want Sam in the Big Brother program? a 13-year-old boy. Why would I do such a thing? Then leave. Go home. Why don't you go home? How come they never once say I'm in the Big Brother program? I'm trying to write

something wrong. Seriously, say like I'm in the Big Brother program, he's got a bit of a math issue, I pretended that I would do it with him so he wouldn't feel alone.

You know what I mean? That's some classic lawyers. These guys gotta get a little quicker on their feet. You know, they gotta go to the Don Rickles School of Pedophilia Defense.

I think I've seen that in To Catch a Predator once. So one guy was like, actually I was here to warn them to never do this. That's what a guy. He tried to twist it.

Yeah, he tried to do the intervention. Did it work? No. See, you only probably killed himself. That pedophile, you only give him life.

You don't give him like 300. I think they just put him on probation. You don't give him one of those annoying sentences where they really rub it in. I don't think pedophiles get the greatest sentences.

20 consecutive life sentences. Yeah, I think they just get like parole. Don't they know when they're giving a guy like 20 life sentences, like he's in for 350 years on top of another 150. You might make the criminal think he's immortal. The criminal might be like, yeah, that's right, you better give me 700 years. It's like Ron Paul. I am God.

I will live forever. When I'm 700 years old, what'd you say? It's Gregory. He goes, when I'm 701 years old, I'm getting out of here, and I'm killing every last one of you, and I'm fucking every goddamn kid on the face of the earth. This is the Gregory Orton story. He just got like

100 life sentences and now it's just like, I can't die until it's over. Gregory's in court and he just does this with his hands and he just goes like,

tsunami, go. And the judge just groans. He's like, oh, god damn it. Fucking tsunami. They're like, you, goddammit. Fucking tsunami. They're like, you know Gregory runs Yellowstone, too, right? Gregory controls Yellowstone. Gregory controls Yellowstone.

If you're unaware of who Gregory is, he's the homeless guy that controls the weather and the moon. An old episode we did. Your fiber pills? Where's the fiber? Yes, yes. Oh, he's crying like a kid, too. Dude, I would be so stoked if I saw a crying twink.

Why do I have a picture of your asshole? Why are you doing this to me? Why do I have a picture of your face? Why are you doing this to me? Why do I have your picture? Why are you doing this to me? Why are you here to meet my 13-year-old brother? Why are you here?

Why are you just threatening me? Why are you harassing me? Please year old brother? Why are you here? Why are you just friending me? Why are you harassing me? Harassing you? That's funny. What is wrong with this tweet? No! Why would I do such a thing? Do I look like the will or energy to do that? No! Do I have the will or the energy to do that, dude?

That's a great defense. That's another good defense. You think I have the stamina. Can you turn up your headphones a little bit? dude that's a great oh yeah that's another good defense like you think i have the stamina your headphones a little bit yeah yeah he goes he goes oh here joey i'll do like a thing he goes do you know how much energy kids have well twins have a little stamina you think i have the will of the stamina i'm always getting sick because of them they always come home from school with all these different colds let's take one look at my damn frame with all these different colds. Let's take one look at my damn frame.

He goes, look at my bird chest. You're really going to stand there and tell me I have the stamina to fuck a child? Do I have a wrong state of mind? No! Please, please, please, stop! I can't bench the goddamn bar in my no damn bar make sure the benefiber the benefiber. God, dude. This is Rick.

Dude, that twink's fleeing. This guy really loves supporting him. Hey, does this look like him? Well, you know, he's also... Hey, does that look like him? Exactly. He's showing... Imagine a guy going into your grocery store

and just showing pictures of some twinks assholes. Does this look like him? Hey, guys. The guy that went to that game got him. And it's like Christmas Eve Yeah It's just empty It's Twigwag the fucking kid

Look at his asshole everybody This is a crime Here's my proof I got the kiddie porn on my own phone right here Hey does that look like him? Oh I'm camera. Go ahead. Hey, does that look like him? Oh. Oh, you're a freak.

The guy with the camera's a freak. No. No, sweetie. The guy with the camera's a hero. Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old boy? Why are you here to harass me? Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old boy? Are you trying to prevent me?

No, I'm going to stop. I thought I was here to meet Isaiah Rashad. I'm a weirdo? Why do I have a picture of his asshole if I'm a weirdo? What? That's a weird... Wait, wait, wait. This pedophile hunter needs to work on a few tactics. He just yelled,

why would I have a picture of a 13-year-old's asshole if I'm a pedophile? Wait, no, no, no. He said, why would I have a picture of a 13-year-old's asshole if I'm a pedophile? Wait, no, no, no. He said, why would I have a picture of his asshole? So he's showing a picture of that Asian man's asshole. The sentence was, if I'm such a weirdo, then why do I have a picture of his asshole? Hold on, let's do it again. Why do I have a picture of his asshole if I'm a weirdo?

I mean, come on. It's good. Look at it. Why do I have a picture of his face? Look at it. He's a weirdo trying to talk to a 13-year-old boy. You know that picture was like, if he's got a picture of his face and his asshole, it's like he's backed up. He's got his head over his shoulder. it's like, he's backed up. He's got his head over his shoulder.

He's like, look at the base. We all know that would feel amazing around here, Johnson. That's funny. Who's weird? The person that's trying to meet up with the 13-year-old boy or the person that's trying to prevent him? The person that's trying to prevent him or the person that's weird doing it? Well, the 13-year-old boy doesn't exist. The people at this Vons are pretty lax about pedophilia.

They really could care less. We have to start paying people more. This is kind of crazy. It's why. Everyone at the Vons is like, get out of here, you fucking buzzkill. If I went in blind and I was like, we're going to shift, and I just saw this man filming in torment, like a twink, I might try to protect the twink a little bit.

You know what I mean? The hysterical twink running away, you kind of tend to err towards the victim in these situations. Sure, sure. But then you start seeing pictures of his asshole and you're like, okay, something's wrong. You start putting the pieces together. But I think you want to de-escalate regardless. Yeah, de-escalate regardless.

Get the authorities involved. Yeah. Alright. So you should decide who's weird here. Please. Please, I just need my Beano. I'm farting up a storm. Look at this.

Look at him go, dude. This really is like The Shining. It rocks. He looks like the little kid riding his toy bike around the hallway. It's a classic kind of Kubrick trucking shot. He's about to jump into a big snowplow with Scatman Crothers. That's when he's got The Shining.

Trying to meet up with little kids. No! Dude, gay guys are crazy, dude. Oh my god! Put it up on the thing. Oh shit. My apologies, folks. My apologies. Oh no, not this issue again. We have to restart it. We've never fixed this.

Well, the key is we just do it on... The twink just pulls his finger out and he goes, he goes, little dick. He goes, little dick, dick. He writes red rum and shit. Is shit coming through the doors? He's just so proud he finally let it go.

This is the best. This guy really has to take a shit. Well, he's on meth, too, and that makes sense. He's all itching his face and shit. So there's a multitude of problems with his twink. He's on meth. Let him be. He's a pedophile.

Seemed like a regular Asian guy to me. I think he's Vietnamese, too. That might play into it a little bit. He looks Vietnamese. I got a Vietnamese vibe. So he's like, he's a fighter. He's a guer he's a fighter. You know? He's a fighter.

He's a guerrilla warfare expert. He's a twink. He's a pedophile. He needs this shit. He's on meth. He's got a sick Yaris. He's got a soupy dude. He's got a soup. You like that Yaris? I don't know what that is. He's got one of those Asian guy cars.

Watch this shit, Dev. What does he do? He crash. He's like, can those Asian guy cars. Watch this shit, Dev. Watch this shit. What does he do? He crash. He's like, can't wait to go fuck your brother, fag. He's just trying to get anything. Oh, my God. Play that again, dude. I saw that.

I was like, yes. Play that again. I saw that and I was like, yes. Play that again. Oh, it's amazing, dude. Dude, he gets airborne in that fucking whatever it is. Show him pulling out. Oh my god, it gets even better. He's making like a silly face. It gets even better.

He's just hoping the tree will go off his ass. Oh my god. But look, he's not in the tree. He's being amazing. He's trying to hide in the tree. Oh my god. Where'd he go, dude? I know. Did he crash again? I know. He's like,'s not in the tree being amazing he's trying to hide it oh my god i know he's crashing in i know he's like put me in oh my god call the police call the police hey run call the police he's got a flashlight bro he gets all racist he's like pedophile jungle bunny up ahead this guy's got him in the trees he's uh i feel like guy's got to like, We got him in the trees. He's,

I feel like he's about to like start being like, I got to use my, my brother as bait more often. This is hilarious. Fuck. He attracts real characters.

Is he going to crash again? He's going to hit him. I don't know, bro. Okay, first of all, how is that car not fucked up? That's the thing about the engineering of Toyota. I've been looking into Toyotas lately.

They're fine pieces of machinery. What about a Koberger drive? Koberger drove a Hyundai. I'm on the list to get it. You're on the list? I thought they were stealing them. It was Kia. I have a a Kia boy video

A little Kia boy video My girlfriend's car Is also one of the susceptible ones Yeah she has to Well is it a push to start? Yeah She might be a little She might be okay

Alright She might be okay Oh the push to starts Aren't as susceptible She got a recall for it They're like Oh wow Changing something

Whatever I'll show you a Kia boy video Today Sick dog Thank you There's a new Kia boy video she caught a Kia boy red handed no way

the Kia boy just got out what was it it was like a little 12 year old Jesus Christ we're just creating a bunch of little like canards it's the wire season 4 just running rampant

through the streets and stealing your Kia by the way John great job on this video this is the best fucking video I've ever seen in my whole life this is the best thing I've ever seen in my whole life.

This is the best thing I've found since two gay guys fighting. We gotta watch more people, you preds. Pedal hunter stuff is great. I like the ones where it's the black dudes in the hood. Dude, I wanna see a pedal hunting video where they go up and the dude's on steroids and he's an MMA fighter pedophile. Yeah, do a pedo hunter where it's like you walk up to fucking Joey Swole. Yeah, there should be like a predator of pedo hunters where he's trying to find the most jacked pedo. I want to see a really like they go up and it's a really charming, funny pedophile who just like roasts the guy.

But he's so funny that the guy's just like, even though he's a pedophile, you're the loser. It's like you if you're a pedophile, you're like, no, you're one. Yeah, they got pedophiles with ODD. You're the loser. It's like you if you're a pedophile. You're like, no, you're one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got pedophiles with ODD. You're right.

He's like, the weirdest thing I do is fuck kids. Look how you spend your fucking time. I mean, you're a stalker. You hunt humans. He's like, you do this for fun, you weirdo. You don't have any fucking friends. You're a hobby fucking loser. You're a job loser.

I'm an employed pedophile unlike you. He's like, I gotta go. I gotta go fuck kids. You're a loser. You know there's murderers out there too? There's real criminals?

I gotta date with a 12-year-old tonight. I gotta go. Why don't you catch a real criminal? Here we go. You f***ed up, kid. Now he's saying kid?

Yeah, he's like trying to like... Well, that kind of goes against your defense. Yeah, there we go What if he rolls his window I'd roll my window down If I I'd roll my window

And I'd be like If I'm a kid What are you doing What's the problem You just called me a kid So how can I be a pedophile then How can I be a pedophile then Huh

I'm petty I go like Na na na na na I stick my tongue out I go And the hunter's just like Fuck He's like

Fuck God damn it dude He's like I gotta get better vernacular I hate that loophole Call the police Oh god You're fucked up idiot

Dude he's like He's like Does this guy know He can call the police I don't think he's aware He's not aware He's one of these guys Where like the worst thing Ever is happening And he's like, does this guy know he can call the police? He's aware. He's one of these guys where the worst thing ever is happening and he's like, somebody call somebody!

It's like the Curb episode. Why don't you call them? Will cops actually arrest that guy though? If they have chat logs? I think you can, if you submit the evidence they could put you on a predator list or something. Yeah. But they won't like take him in right then and there.

He can't like show him his cell phone. They might book you. I think they'd have to review the evidence. There's probably more evidence against him just being a retard. Yeah. Like the county prosecutors be like, we saw you drive into the wall. Yeah.

You're going away. Yeah. You're just a dipshit. Yeah. It's a sign of guilt when you drive right into a wall. Call the police! Because you're so nervous. How could it get better? Well, also, this shows who's driving the blue cars. Oh, no way!

I've always wondered who drives these bright blue cars. Pedophiles. Pedophiles. It's attracting children. They're colorful. They look like Transformers. Yeah, they look like M&Ms. Yeah, exactly. Gangnam style pedophiles. It's attracting children. They're colorful. They look like Transformers. Yeah, they look like M&Ms.

Gangnam style pedophiles. Yeah. Why is he... Man, meth really fucks up here. Just call the police, guys. I got the tags. Call the police. Call the police. Do you have a phone? Call the cops, bro.

I got the video. You don't need the video.. Call the cops, bro! I got the video! You don't need the video! Just call the cops! Now he's got his backpack. He pulls his backpack out and he's running. Tackle his dumb... Oh, shit! Oh, my God!

What a video! So he pulls his backpack out and he's like, I'm gonna turn into, like, Dzhokhar Sarniev now. He's like, time to go bomb a marathon. Just call the cops! Don't you just... Can you picture him squealing? I just feel like when he's like, time to go bomb a marathon. Let's call the cops. Can you picture him squealing? I just feel like when he's running, he's going like... I mean, kind of wild for that guy to just tackle that guy.

Good for that guy. Yeah, that's a wild tackle. On concrete, bro? That would fucking destroy you. Everyone in America is just waiting to tackle someone. You know the twig does not react well to that. No, the twig has bones of glass. He's got bones of glass

and an ass of rubber. He just got slammed. He's yelling his safe word right now. Dude's an Uggs guy. It's a hit and run suspect at this point. The guy that tackled him is wearing Uggs. Baller ass shit. I mean, that's how twinkie this guy

is. The Ugg man took him down no problem like a ton of bricks you can give him the tape for the police if you want man he's really manhandling him this is what he was looking for all night he's screaming so much because he wishes this guy was mark walberg Wahlberg? Daniel Tosh, it's a... Look at this, Chad. He's wearing his girlfriend's boots. He just went out to take her little piece of shit dog on a walk. You gotta stop a pedophile real quick.

He goes, all right, buddy, I'm gonna stop a pedophile. I'm sure there won't be a hero moment. I always knew pedophiles wear those shoes where they're for hiking or water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Water shoes. Well, he's wearing water shoes. People that wear those shoes where they're like for hiking or like water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Water shoes. Well, he's wearing water shoes. People that wear those shoes, there's something up with them. I don't like shoes where there's a lack of laces or they're hard to see.

He's usually walking in like inches of cum. People that wear those shoes where they're, the shoes. He's walking in inches of cum. Yeah, he needs wet shoes. He's in the bathhouse. He needs rubber boots. He needs grip in the bathhouse. Pedophiles are head to toe in Under Armour.

Felony hit and run at this point. Felony hit and run? Shut the fuck up, retard. Oh, he actually hit that car. No, but isn't felony hit and run when you kill someone and run? Whatever. He's trying to sound like he's a pedophile hunter. Hi, I'm Matt.

It's a felony hit and run. I think that's a felony because he's on the influence. No, he's on the influence of Matt, maybe. Yeah. I hope he piss and shit himself. Yeah. What's all that? Well, I hope he finally water or something. Maybe he shit himself, but he, yeah, the pedophile just starts. Yeah.

Just keeps ruining his case by being racist. The lube in his bag exploded. Get here. Right now you're endangering the public driving the way you are. There's a water bottle right there. Take some drink of it. Did someone just say he's Asian? Did you hear that in the background? Yeah, I think so. They're describing him to the police.

Oh, okay. Because they brought up the driving and then in the background it was like, he's Asian. They just start pulling out all sorts of complaints like, and what the fuck is with bean sprouts and chow mein? Fuck you! No free refills? You think we want that shit?

What happened to rice coming with the main entree, cocksucker? You have a good noodle and then it tastes like grass. You trying to meet up with a 13-year-old? You trying to meet up with a 13-year-old? Too many pineapples in the curry. Lisa! Please!

Could you just start hitting me? I just want to get my ass blown out by a 14-year-old. of a curse. Lisa! Lisa! Please! Please! Could you just start hitting me? I just want to get my ass blown out by a 14-year-old. John, do they give you updates on what happened

to this guy? I think so. I think what happened is this guy, the guy actually filming got in trouble because he was inciting a panic.

What? Oh, disturbing the peace? Yeah, I'm almost positive he got in trouble. He's getting sued because he caused that man to panic so hard That he could have killed someone by like driving that way This had to be in California

We're a Vaughn state Who's suing him? The family of the Pedophile That's what I read online I love when that shit happens They're litigious pedophiles They're a tight knit group

They're like come at us we. Well, they're, you know, they're a tight-knit group. They're like, come at us, we sue! I doubt they'll get it. They probably just have money, because he has a nice car, you know he's not working. This guy's just like, he's like, lawyer up, asshole! Brother-in-law Jew! Why is he standing like he's in the army? Hell yeah, dude. He's pulling it together.

He's going back to the twink army. Yeah, he's having a flashback to the twink army. He's having a flashback to twink Afghanistan. There's an alternate dimension where every war was a twink war. What is he doing? Now he's standing like a 10. He's doing doing this weird he's being amazed video this guy he literally just backed into that tree over here by the fire hydrant riley he wanted to smoke crystal meth with the 13 year old and that's why he's here and see what they do with them dude a few minutes later

minutes later. The cops just ran on him. Squeal like a pig for me. The police car. City of La Mesa. That's gotta be, that's in California. Yeah. Or maybe New Mexico. Maybe. Whenever I see Mesa, I just think Arizona or New Mexico. Fuck off. Yeah, Mesa Verde. He's gotta be represented by Mesa.

Mar-a-Lago. He's got Jimmy McGill on the job here. Yeah, he's got Sli represented by some He's got He's got Jimmy McGill On the job here He's got Slippin' Jimmy That's why he's such a confident Meth head pedophile I was a ton of shit Yup

And away you go I would love to see the Slippin' Jimmy episode Where he gets the pedophile off Whatever tricks he pulls on the guy filming. Man. Hell yeah, brother. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We got chats.

We got chats. Okay. All right. So you read the pedophile's part and I read the little kid's part? Yeah. All right. So you go blue, Jeb. If the thing on the screen would go away, what does it say?

Okay. Just go. I'll start with LOL. Okay. You mind if I'm 13? I'm the kid, go away, what does it say? Okay, just go. I'll start with LOL. Okay. You mind if I'm 13? I'm the kid, dude. Why are you on here? You want to do meth?

Oh, dude, he did a fake speech impediment. He goes, because I'm bowed. This guy is so stupid, he thinks kids actually talk like that even when texting. They're like, I'm bowed. I don't know. And then he goes, like Crystal? And he goes,

duh, I got needles. Ew, dude. This is literally the pedophile version of an undercover cop being like, hey,

you got any drugs? Yeah. I'll see. I never have. Want to try? I mean, I guess. Am I going to be safe? And he goes, on meth?

And he goes, with you. Ha ha. And he goes, are you with someone at the moment? And he goes, question mark, no. And he goes, I'm 21. And he goes, OK, I'm 13, LOL. Then he goes, send face pics if serious. Then he goes, send face pics if serious.

PNP, question mark, question mark. Show your current school ID card. I'm homeschool, LOL. That's why I'm on here. My dad's at work. I'm bored as fuck. Oh, huh. I'll do it bra-yad daylight.

Bra-daylight. Oh, he's doing like a Waka Flocka flame thing. Yeah, and then he goes, huh? And then the pedophile goes, in the morning. Every now and then, broad day. And then the kid goes, text me then, LOL. And then the pedophile goes, I'm going to PNP Zoom. Who the fuck is PNP? The kid goes, I don't know what that is.

Oh, I think he's going to. There we go. We might get an answer. Penis on penis? Let me drive and get back to you. And then the kid goes, text me, or what's your number? I don't want to get banned. And then the pedophile goes, hi, we can video chat if you like.

One question, have you had sex with anyone on here? He's like, I really need to poo. Oh, shit. There we go. Hello, yo. How old are you lol what i told you i am 13 then the guy goes how old are you have you had sex with anyone on grinder and then the kid goes no i'm a virgin and then the guy goes when did you download and then the kid goes send a pics lol then the guy goes ah cute And then the kid goes, last week.

And then the pedophile goes, stay that way. Oh, yeah. Get a Google voice number. Man, this is like, retards text weird, dude. It's so straightforward. Yeah, it's very like, you want fuck? I know. Where's the chivalry or recording?

Yeah. Where's the day game? A lot of illiteracy in the pedophile community. yeah we're the day game a lot of illiteracy in the pedophile community with meth

stay what way lol then the pedophile goes it's with good way to hide your your real number stay a virgin oh he's being

okay he's being chivalrous he's trying he's trying to fight off the demons he's like don't then the kid goes lol okay and then the pedophile

goes he's fighting off the demons he's hitting his he's like he can't. And the kid goes, LOL, okay. And then the pedophile goes. He's fighting off the demons. He's hitting his ring. He's like, ah, he can't. The angel and the devil is on his shoulder. And then the pedophile goes, I was going to find someone to be funny, to funny be while high in meth. And then the kid goes, funny? Question mark, LOL, what?

I like how the guy is supposed to be an undercover pedophile hunter. But even he in character so like what the fuck are you talking about then the pedophile goes i want a person to fuck me while i'm high on meth tweak tweak it's my online name call me sky if you like his name is tweak tweak and then the kid goes what your real name lol and then the pedophile goes, nope. Oh, he said, don't you learn anything about cyber security?

Jordan Peele fan. It's kind of depressing that that pedophile has a better car than me. Well, you know, they're industrious people. His parents clearly paid for that. I mean, if you like getting fucked in the ass,

you'd have a nice car too, right? That guy's probably Mr. Toyota. He's the heir to the Toyota throne. They said they arrest him and they send him back to the house from the beginning of Inception. He's asking the kids to leave. He's like, what's your powertrain warranty?

A Toyota. You cannot fuck a kid on a metal. He goes, this asshole, zero to a hundred thousand warranty. Bubble to bubble this ass. Did you wanted to fuck someone? Grindr is

a hookup app. And then the kid goes, I mean I'm down, lol. And then the guy goes I don't know sex with someone your age these words these words he goes I'll meet you after my laugh factory set he goes hold on

I'm at the Leah show then the kid goes, what? I'm not going to tell, lol. And then the guy goes, I'm cool with being friends and gaming, but you got to get me so drugged up to breed me. Dude. Jesus. Wow, dude.

And then the guy posing as the kid goes, breed you. And then the pedophile goes, it's a term for raw sex. This is great. To ejaculate into the vaginaophile goes, it's a term for raw sex. This is good. To ejaculate into the vagina or ass in intent to impregnate them. Hence why it's breeding. Oh, he's using hence. He's like, henceforth, why it's breeding. He thinks he's teaching the kid. It's like a show

that's just teaching a man how to fish. You know, show a kid how to fuck. You fuck for a day, you fuck him for a lifetime. So then the kid goes, oh, LOL. You want me to fuck you with no condom, you're saying? And then the guy goes, yeah, like how most people. He's like, no, get out of here.

This is the best one. Now the pedophile's like, yeah, dipshit. He's getting all impatient. Who doesn't like raw sex, you fucking queer? shit. He's getting all impatient. Who doesn't like raw sex, you fucking queer? And then the guy posing as a kid goes, LOL,

okay, I'm down. It's your ass. Hey, it's your ass. Hey, it's your ass, pal. Imagine getting, you think you're talking to a kid and the kid goes, hey, it's your ass, pal. He's a virgin and he's talking like he might have potentially tons of STD. I'm a virgin, but hey, prolapse if you want it, kid. Hey, it's your ass, pal. He's a virgin, and he's talking like he might have potentially tons of STD. I'm a virgin, but hey, prolapse if you want, kid.

Hey, it's your ass, buddy. My cock is huge. I'm going to turn that purple asshole inside out. And then the pedophile goes, LOL, I want to try shooting it up, though. Yeah, shooting up meth sounds like some crazy shit. Good God. How long does this go on?

I feel like eventually they're going to be like, so what did you think of The Last of Us? Just get into mundane conversation. Yeah, they just started talking about mundane shit. They're like, I thought Station Eleven was kind of a little tedious at times. I didn't like the theater troupe stuff, but I'm really looking forward to

the next season of Succession. Have you seen the trailer? So then the fake kid goes, what's that meme? And then the pedophile goes, we get a needle and inject drugs into the vein. You still feel warm, and I want someone to hug you and greet your hole with dick. That's how I say hi to Devin.

I've gotten these messages plenty of times. You ain't gonna care who dick it is what is it what but you want to get as many loads fucking pokemon now the fake kid goes lol what i don't want a bottom that's i mean what kid would say bottom that's dumb fuck well works number one we're like upset at the pedophile we're like this is how you get caught. Use your freaking head. Use your noggin.

The pedophile hunter is like playing into the fantasies. Like, I don't want to bother. So then the guy, the pedophile goes, you want to breed? And then the kid, fake kid goes, you said in the morning. And then the pedophile goes, you like the idea of fucking? And then the kid, fake kid goes, I so emoji like and then the fake kid goes i'm down to try whatever i am curious and then the pedophile goes thinking about fucking my asian tight ass squeezing your dick so you need more gonna some gonna come come with your me in the morning we are gonna do meth

do you know adderall and then the fake kid goes send me a pic so i know you real lol and then the pedophile goes lol want a video chat and then the fake kid goes no i don't like my voice and then the pedophile goes send a video want a video chat? And then the fake kid goes, nah, I don't like my voice. And then the pedophile goes, send a video through Grindr. You can mute it too. And then the fake kid goes, I just got banned on Grindr. Did you report me? And then the pedophile goes, no. Did you chat to other people on Grindr and said your age?

And then the fake kid goes, yeah. Man, this is crazy. It's just so much. Look at these clouds. Just blowing massive clouds. Yeah, he's fucking blowing clouds. And then the fake kid goes goes I don't lie to people and then the pedophile

goes there you go so you're not gonna send a pic and then he sends a pic of him vaping and like look at that's crystal meth oh meth

oh okay so that's not watermelon ice no no that's not that's not pineapple coconut brother and then the fake kid

goes lol I can't even see you yeah it's cause I'm blowing smoke bitch yeah he's blowing big meth clouds fuck yeah dude you. Yeah, it's because I'm blowing smoke, bitch. Yeah, he's blowing big meth clouds. Fuck yeah, dude. But you can tell it's me since it's my orange room.

Your turn. This guy's like the Riddler. Why would the kid know you're... Also, I love how he's like, everyone knows I have an orange room. Like the famous orange wall. He's like, it's the orange wall in La Mesa. Okay.

You don't look 13. The fake kid goes, I'm almost 14. And then the pedophile goes, when's your birthday? And then the fake kid goes, June 3rd. I'm going to go to sleep. And then. That's far. That's far.

The birthday is far. Right. I guess that's a turn on to this twink. He's like, you're still 13. Oh. Very 13 to me. So then the pedophile. Extra 13.

Yeah. So now the pedophile goes, if you want to have sex, go to Missouri. You can have sex with someone 14 through 18 in that state. Whoa, dude. And then the kid goes, dot, dot, dot, LOL, what? And then the pedophile goes, you know California consent age, right? By the way, people will report you. Also, dude. And then the kid goes, dot, dot, dot, LOL, what? And then the pedophile goes, you know California consent age, right? By the way, people will report you.

Also, I do not consent. People who do not meet the age of consent or unable consent in their own behalf, I do not wish to have sex with you. He's getting paranoid. Now the kid goes, I'm confused, LOL. He had a moment of twink clarity.

Yeah, back to the orange room. Yeah, and then he shows his orange room again. He showed his asshole. That was the asshole picture because that's the way he goes dang and then the kid goes dang lol the fake kid and then the pedophile goes what and then the fake kid goes that's hot and then the pedophile goes you know what makes a good

top and then the kid goes huh and then the fake the pedophile goes a top who can eat ass do you want to try Devin told me that one and then the fake kid goes yeah I told you want to try? Devin told me that one time. And then the fake kid goes, yeah, I told you I'll try. The kid's like bored at this point. He's like, yeah, I told you I'll try whatever, fag.

I'm trying to catch a predator here. He's like, Jesus Christ, can we wrap this up? Send me a fucking pin already. Good God, I know you got an orange room. We all get it. You're real famous in town, I guess. For your orange fucking gaming room. And then the pedophile goes, eat my ass

or breed it. What would you want to do more? Eat my ass or breed it. What a Sophie's choice. It's Ray Fiends like holding like somebody fucking someone

in the ass or somebody eating it and he goes to Meryl Streep and goes it's your choice You can only pick one You can only pick one

Loading the gun So now the kid Now the kid's getting testy now the kid's getting testy. The fake kid's getting testy. He goes, fuck you, LOL. And then the pedophile goes,

fuck me, why? As in you're cocking me or hell no. What? Hell yeah, dude. And then the fake pedophile, the fake kid goes,

you asked what I wanted, LOL. And the pedophile goes, I did, and you want to breed me. And then the fake kid goes, I'm confused, LOL. Now the pedophile goes, fuck you means to have sex,

or fuck you and shitty like. So then he goes, so here's the plan. Now the pedophile's getting like, he's like, alright, enough is enough. I have a spreadsheet, I've like organized our dick. Yeah, this is the town. He goes, so here's the plan. We shall get to know each other more. Then you can have sex, but with an older man.

And then the fake kid goes, older man is you, LOL. And then the pedophile goes, no. So the pedophile's like, nope, didn't get me again. Nice try. Nice try. Yeah, the pedophile's like, face. He's like, sight. face.

He's like, psych. So, I can't read the top thing. They are both tops, very masked. One smoked meth, the other injects it. Oh, he's trying to set him up with two dudes he knows. Now the kid goes, no thanks. The fake kid. And then the pedophile goes, but we can play with each

other first. Now the fake kid goes, just me and you. Pedophile goes, kissing? Do you want to see any more of my ass? And now fake kid goes, just me and you. Pedophile goes, kissing? Do you want to see any more of my ass? And now the kid goes, kissing you, that's fine. The kid is just like, the fake kid is just like so bored of this. And now the pedophile goes, wait for like two years. You probably look older than me.

And then the fake kid goes, lol, okay, bye. Then the pedophile goes, then we can trick people we are dating. And then the kid goes, I don't lie, sorry. And the pedophile goes, lol. bye then the pedophile goes then we can trick people we are dating and then the kid goes i don't lie sorry and the pedophile goes lol what a terrible pedophile he's making it so oh my god it's got a good arch to it i'll say that i know dude this rocks he's he's really he's really fighting his demons with this one. Oh, my God. Go back, Devin.

Oh, God. Oh, no. So now the pedophile sends a picture of his ass, and he's in that stance. What is it called? He's arching his back. I don't know. You do it all the time.

The guy goes, LOL, I see. I'm getting horny. I need to stop. And then then the fake kid goes i thought you said you want to meet and the pedophile goes yeah one thing is to do it discreetly now the fake kid goes you're making me nervous now the pedophile goes because it looked weird for me to pick you up or for me to enter your home i'm 21 jesus christ he goes you're not 8 years old that's definitely you aren't 8 years old that's definitely allowed you know meaning we should stop talking

fake kid goes okay your choice pedophile goes you free fake kid goes are you bipolar then the pedophile goes never seen a shrink and now the fake kid goes you said we shouldn't talk, LOL. Then you hit me up. Then the pedophile goes, cuz.

I'm lonely and a grinder is pure shit. We can smoke. Yeah. And the fake kid goes, you never even told me your real name. You scare me. Now the pedophile goes, Justin. And then he's like, you got IG? You got IG?

Okay, goodnight. No IG. Hey, I was buying Starbucks, the pedophile says. The fake kid goes, sorry, I fell asleep. Pedophile goes, I will say, fuck it. Since it's Friday, we should hang out if you want. I crashed so well. I bought a small piece to smoke from.

We can do that, and whatever happens, happens. Now the fake kid goes, where, LOL? The pedophile goes, your place. And the fake kid goes, LOL, no, we have cameras. And then the pedophile goes, why? And then the fake kid goes, why do we have cameras, LOL? What do you mean? And then the pedophile goes, oh, wait, safety, of course.

A lot of messages. I mean, just get him to the Vons already. Maybe we skip ahead a couple. Skip to the Vons. Skip Maybe we skip ahead a couple. Skip to the Vons. Skip to the good shit. All right, so the pedophile goes now, okay, school gets out in about 30 minutes. We are going to get up.

School gets out. And then the fake kid goes, I'm homeschool, LOL, what the fuck? And now the pedophile goes, yeah, but that's when kids get out of school and when they go to the store to get picked up. There we go, he's planning. He's planning it now.

He's trying to make it look like he's his dad. Yeah. Now the fake kid goes, I can tell my dad I went to a friend's. And now the pedophile goes, unless you want to have me pick you up at your house. Now the fake kid goes, but I don't want to wait all day. The kid's like, hey, time is money, pal. You want your ass fucked out, you're going to have to hurry up. You want to get bread?

Now the pedophile's like, I'm going to go to a sex club. You have fun. What up? Come on. Fucking guy. You do. Now the fake kid big times him.

Wait, what does he say? He says, yes, let me die so I can be a piece. This pedophile rocks. He's like a nihilist. He's a doomer pedophile rocks. He's like a nihilist. Nihilist pedophile. He's a doomer pedophile. He's not a hinge. He just lets it fly.

I told you he's the Riddler. He's the black-pilled honkler. The black-pilled honkler. Yes, let me die so I can be at peace. The kid's like, hey, I'm a kid. I don't really know about all that morbid talk. I'm kidding. He didn't say that.

The fake kid goes, so you weren't serious. You were all talk figures. The fake kid. What a way to speak. Another one of these guys. He fucked their ass for real. Are you a pedophile? Prove it.

Fuck me. Now the pedophile goes, honey, live your French vanilla fantasy. He's being a sassy gay. Now he's being sassy. Now the fake kid goes, LOL, what's that? And the pedophile goes, Drag Race. But now the kid goes, LOL, what? And then the pedophile's right back to it. He goes, Wanna hang?

And the fake kid goes... I'd kind of text in a similar style if I'm being honest. But go on. When does this end? Are you saying that the same game pedophiles use actually work on

adult women yeah exactly it's not all the pedophilia and gay sex and meth yeah

well it's a miracle I do have a similar kind of you throw out a series of randomness and then at some point you go you wanna hang

Joey's like you wanna breed me you wanna breed me uh yeah it means that we fuck raw you you dumb bitch. You explained it all catty. So now, so the pedophile admits that he almost crashed his car just driving to Vons.

Yeah. It's a miracle he got there. Really? Why did he admit it? What is he calling? Why? The pedophile is texting the kid just like, I'm a crash. It's got to be a really tough life to be an Asian pedophile, because yeah,

getting there is a difficult life. So stupid. He goes, I almost crashed my car, I'm gonna stop texting and drive. Now the kid's like, alright, I'll be here, fag. And text me when you're here, I'll be inside, it's cold. And the game is afoot.

Now the kid goes, fake kid, I'm in the store. What are you wearing? And the pedophile goes, I'm gonna go get wine. So obviously he diverted from the wine section to the Metamucil section. And the fake kid goes, I'm near the back of aisle 7, LOL, okay. And the pedophile goes, why? Okay, I'm here.

Vitamins! That's about it. There we go. I missed the video. I want to? Okay, I'm here. Vitamins! That's about it. I missed the video. I want to watch it again. I know, that was so good. Go to the crash just one more time. That rock, dude. And then we can move on. Look at him run.

God, that was awesome. This is the coolest fucking video ever. I mean, just really, it looks like... What a fucking dumbass. I think it's airborne, bro. I'm surprised the fucking airbags didn't deploy. He had some hang time. Oh my god, it gets even better. It gets even better.

You know. That's an amazing car. How many more pedophile videos these days? Go to his top video, dude. If that's not his top video, then we're missing out. These are popular vids. That has to be. Yeah, 1.6. None of them are pedophiles. It's all like road rage.

New York City's streets are tough. Stay in your car next time. Oh, go to Ped Hunt. I hunt Peds. We saw his technique on the text. He's a fucking hack. He's a pedophile catch hack. I hunt Peds. That was the original on the text. He's a fucking hack. He's a pedophile catch hack. I hunt Peds. That was the original.

This is a repost of the video because they had to take the video down because the dude was like illegal. These are all like... Yeah. Have you seen that? Apparently, there was a former tough contestant that fucking hunts pedophiles now and makes them do push-ups and shit. No, I haven't seen that. It sounds amazing.

Yeah. There's a former MMA tough contestant. The Ultimate Fighter. This guy was on Ultimate Fighter. Now, he hunts pedos and makes them do push-ups and shit. Really? Yeah. It sounds amazing. As a former MMA tough contestant, the ultimate fighter, now he hunts pedos and makes them do push-ups and shit. Really? So they're stronger and they can capture more kids? What a shitty fucking strategy. He's like, I work on pedophiles.

He's like, I help pedophiles with their cardio. I want to get them into shape, get them stronger so they can hold the kids down better. Here's a predator catch. Predator catch, number six, racist predator. How many views are we talking? 1.4 million, bub. Get it, get it.

Metro Detroit, too. Ooh. Blackest city on earth. Yo, it's on 8 Mile, dude. It's bugs. Yeah. Look at the red wings. Who's the pedophile?

I don't know. You ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just a fucking pedophile. Look at these Midwest jacks, dude. Just gonna hunt pedos. Fuck these kids. Three, one, three. Fuck these kids.

Lookie, how could six dicks be pedos? There he is. What's up? I can't hear. Oh, look at this fucking guy. Oh, my God. Look at that fucking guy. Here you go, Joe. Can you hear that? thing? What's up? I can't hear. Oh, look at this fucking guy. Oh, my God. Look at that fucking guy. Here you go, Joe.

Can you hear that? Yeah. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Oh, dude. Guys, I'm just buying mascara. Get away. It's Philip Seymour Coxman.

I was trying to say. I was. Joey. Philip Seymour Coxman. I was trying to say, I was, Joey. Phillips, you are cocksucker. Oh, my God. It's John Candy to kids. Oh, God. Are you sure you're not here to meet a 14-year-old boy?

I'm sure. I'm sure. You can't walk. Oh, no. Why don't they just walk away? Yeah, they really like the... Who are you, weirdo? These pedophiles love the theatrics of it

because they're kind of gay. They're kind of like... The pageantry. They start doing the pageantry. Yeah, they play into the pageantry of it. Have you seen Dirk Diggler anywhere? I'm horny. What a fucking grotesque man.

Oh, God. God. What made him zip that all the way up? He didn't do that. Okay, but what were you planning on doing with this 14-year-old? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? Enrolling them in school, idiot.

You made it pretty apparent in the chats you wanted to bring him back to your house and hook up. I didn't say that. You think that's what he's comfortable with? Pedophile's like over it. Is that something you do often? No. He's like a tired gay dude.

Yeah, dude. Not to be rude, but I find this very boring. And Petapaw says that. He goes, frankly, I'm a little bored by you. He does like the hand thing. He's like, talk to the hand, honey. But he said he was 19 on there. No, he didn't, because I was a chef.

You can't lie. It says he's 19. You want to show? Do you want to show the chefs? Sure. Dude, these pedos are bad at complaining. It says on the profile 19, but I told you after the fact that I was 14. You're not.

And you feel like this. Your Honor, I respect your courtroom and everything, but I'm a little bored. First off, Your Honor, your courtroom's pretty drab, okay? It's called fashion, honey. Feng shui sucks. It's not an open floor plan. I mean, it's like pretty. It's ugly.

It's ugly, honey. And your clavicle looks like shit. You acknowledged that I was 14. So why do you think that's okay? Because I was just meeting him. That was it. You weren't, though. If you were just meeting him,

why did you ask him for dick pics and booty pics? There. Got him. But you don't do that to a 14-year-old. Is this the MMA guy? It doesn't matter. You don't ask a 14-year-old. They don't seem to understand how big an issue this is. The pedophiles?

Yeah. They're trying to downplay it. They're trying to be like. They act like they're like, yeah, so what? I ding-dong ditched the house down the street. It was a harmless prank. So what? It was a, hey, listen, if this is a crime, take me to jail.

So I stole the innocence of a child. All right, like, what's the big deal? Take me to jail. Did you know that that's wrong? Yeah. How old are you? Older. He's 32.

He's 32. Ooh, God. 31? Jesus. You don't think that age gap is nasty, dude? You can't find anybody older to hook up with? I can, actually. So then why did...

Oh, now he's getting sassy. He's like, actually, I can. He's like, I have a big roster of adults. He goes, okay, yeah, I'm a cock magnet. Nice try. I'm a cock magnet. Nice try. You're talking to a certified cock magnet, buddy.

I'm just trying to get in an untapped market. He starts mocking him. He's like, actually, I have a lot of adults. These older people, why did you come to meet a 14-year-old? All the old people you have, and you decide to meet a 14-year-old. This dude's just like on Grindr right now. Well, now they're making it sound like better. He's swiping.

Mid-arrest, he's swiping. He's got a file hunt. He's like, I'm going to need a new phone. Yeah, this guy just looks down. He's like, well, this one's shot. This is a bust. He's looking for a new one. Talk about a fucking tease.

Another one of these damn hunters. You think you're going to fuck a fucking 14-year-old, and you end up with a hunter I mean my god I'm looking for a child Not a hunter It's like you know hunting honestly It's just so straight white male So why do you think it's okay

To ask a 14 year old for news Well you were on Grindr I just figured that's what you were there for I'd really appreciate it if a POCc investigated the fact that i was a pedophile i didn't believe that this guy used this jacket to like wash his cat with it's like it's covered in hair he just left it to cocky yeah it's his comrade he said he's 14. And you asked him for news. Let's fast forward a little bit. Yeah, does this guy ever run? He better get in a blue car and crash.

Why did that to someone else's kid? I want him to get angry. You said you wanted pics of a 14-year-old. Was this Ray Romano fucking talking to him? You wanted pics of a 14-year-old kid? Why are you talking to a 14 year old kid? Why did you send a picture of your brother? What's breeding?

We made him Kermit the Frog. You wouldn't want that to happen. So why would you do that to someone else's child? Listen, all I was doing was meeting him. I wasn't going to take him home. Are you proud of yourself? Yeah. I am proud of myself, dipshit.

I'm making waves. I'm crossing barriers. I'm pretty proud of myself, dipshit. I'm making waves. I'm crossing barriers. I'm pretty proud of myself. This is the first time I've left the house in three years. When there's a law that's not right, you need to stand up against it. So you walked here just to meet a 14-year-old?

Yeah. There's a place to charge your head. People don't just put in that effort to come meet somebody at a bar. Are you okay? Am I okay? Yeah. Is there anything wrong with you? Hell yeah, dude.

No, there's nothing wrong with that retard. There's nothing wrong with that mutant. I mean, I'm kind of getting blue balls right now. He's like, I'm horny. Look how bad I feel like the section is Paper mask section I mean this is like what is this This is so kids can go to the Eyes Wide Shut parties

Look at that shit Yeah kids size is Eyes Wide Shut mask Yeah they have like the Bohemian Grove section Of fucking CBS Look at that shit He's also like he he looks so bored. He's like, listen, I'm getting Postmates. We can do this all night.

I just wanted to grab one of those kitty butt plug streamers up in the left there and call it a night. Yeah, so you implied that you wanted me to come to your place first. No, I said I wanted to come. Oh, wait, where's that big bump at the end, dude? He must have wiped out.

Yeah, get to the finale where they tackle him or something. There's a couple bumps at the end of this YouTube vid. It doesn't matter, dude. Dude, it doesn't matter. You came here to meet a child, and you know what you're going to do. We know what you're going to do.

You know what you're going to do. He's like you're going to do. Yeah, what is this guy? You know what you're going to do. He's like, Debra! I'm going to fuck you up! That doesn't make it okay. What do you mean? Your aunt's coming this weekend? I'm trying to fuck a child at the house. You don't think this is wrong. And that really scares me.

You guys are ignorant. He's like, you're boring. He's going to call Michael Jackson. You're ignorant. You're ignorant. He's going to be on YouTube. Cool. He's like, I'll check it out.

He's like, we all need to help each other these days like oh she's like i'll share your page you share mine yeah follow me on instagram he's like yeah like just don't forget don't forget my handle because i follow back oh god Look at Meatloaf over here. Jesus. He's got the Benjamin Franklin haircut. I'll do anything for love. Yeah. He's got that Ben Franklin fade.

Yeah. I went to the dollar store to pick up a kid. Bam. He wears that blanket so he can jack off to kiddie porn underneath it. I want the twink to come driving by. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Asian twink just kills the house and goes right into him. Gets out and starts screaming.

Is that really it? That's kind of video kind of drama. At the end, they do the YouTube thing. These guys look like dudes that went to high school. He has no remorse. This guy's like, I have an enlarged heart! Ha ha ha!

So after we caught him, he decided to send us this. LGBTQ Center in Ferndale. Alliance, by the way, illegal to record someone without permission, so flag your YouTube and Grindr dumb N words holy shit N white gap tooth bitch is that gonna get us banned

nothing to say now huh it's on YouTube already we didn't say it I was about to I was just reading I don't know if it's like he's also racist I'd say that's his biggest, he's not my shop partner. No, I know, but I don't know if it's like... He's also racist. I'd say that's his biggest crime. He's also, like, coming back at it.

He's like, are you going to call me a pedophile? Well, yeah, right. Well, why did he start off with the LGBTQ Center? Like, he's like, I have rights. It's just everyone. I'm a minority. Everyone using their identity against... My group will come after you, bitch.

Yeah, it's his gang. My gang, My group will come after you, bitch. Yeah, it's his gang. My gang, yeah. All right, well, I think we've done good work here. We are the pedophile hunter commentators. Yes, we're on the sidelines. We do color commentary. We're like the chick herd of pedophile hunters. You know, Vin Scully, if you will.

Vin Scully, a pedophile. We're commentating on it, yeah. Down in the far right corner. 11-year-old. All right. Let's check out a little let's see what's going on with the fine folks of Ohio.

Trump was just there. Did you guys see Trump? Trump really... Dude, dominating. Perfect move. I know. Came in like Gus Fring. Biden's in Ukraine. He's literally getting railed by Zelensky. Hasn't mentioned once anything about

the Ohio spill. One of the most important states for the election. Trump immediately goes there. He's handing out signed hats at a McDonald's. He's making jokes. He's bringing them water. I mean, granted it was a bunch of used bath water. And he separated them. He's like,

this is for coloreds, this is for the white. But he's still there. And he's like, dude, I've never seen a guy more back. It's like MJ and number 45. I'm back. He's president. He's number 45th president. You have video of it? Oh, dude. You haven't seen him? I don't know. He's president. He's number 40. He was 45th president. You have video of it?

Oh, dude. You haven't seen him? I haven't seen him. He's at McDonald's. He's just like, I probably know the menu better than you. And he's like, let's get some for the fire department, for the cop, for the police. Everybody, the whole town. What's your specialty

today? What's your specialty today? What's your specialty today? Like what? What's your specialty today? It's the double cheeseburger. Yeah, he's like, do you guys have trout today? What's the soup du jour? You got a trout almondine tonight?

What's the specialty? It's the Filet-O-Fish Chilean sea bass. Nice to meet you. Hello everybody. It's nice to see you. Look at all you pigs. You're so cute. You're so cute.

You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. YouO-Fish Chilean sea bass. Nice to meet you.

Hello, everybody. It's nice to see you. Look at all you pigs. It's like this man's here to meet a 13-year-old boy. He goes, look, I feel like I'm at a farm. Damn, that's a packed McDonald's. Well, those are all the employees. He goes,

Wendy the retard, it's been a long time since I met you on Howard's. He goes, you guys were all unstirred, right? The whack pack, huh? He goes, Pat from Unaki,

nice to meet you. Thought you died. He goes, where you hiding Beetlejuice, huh? He goes, I used to talk to all of you on Whackback. That's right. That's a good one to own, right? Yes, it is.

One of the best. So we're going to take you over here to the fire force. I mean, just a great move. If you're, you know, if you're trying to win the presidency. it's mafia shit. He's handing out turkeys.

Exactly. It's Frank Lucas. He's just handing out Big Macs. Big Macs headed to food emporium to get lost. Who did Ohio go to? Last time was Biden. I think it was one of the deciding, deciding things.

And so I don't, it almost feels like they're like throwing it. Yeah. It feels like he's not even trying. It feels like Biden's not even like, he's getting too old. I don't even think they want to run him. No, I bet he doesn't.

And I'll tell you guys this. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I am non-Bidenary. Oh my God. Jesus. All right, folks. I'm going to go home. I have a couple of shirts

being sent to me right now. Say that very thing. I still gotta make her a fucking Got Wilk shirt, by the way. FYI, that's coming soon. The official podcast of T-Wilk. If you know, you know. You're a Wilkhead or you're not.

But anyway, Trump is just an amazing first move to start his uh his his run yeah again it felt like it was vintage yeah vintage trump that's thrift store trump yeah that that picture should be in black and white you should be able to buy this at a thrift store it's like a pendleton trump it does look like a painting look at that look at that yeah it looks like a fucking painting look at that it should be in black and white does look like a painting. Look at that. Look at that. Yeah, it looks like a fucking painting. Look at that. It should be in black and white. There's like a no colored sit there sign in the back.

Yeah, it looks like he's like. We are renaissance. It looks like civil rights. He's dumping a milkshake on someone. It looks like he's trying to. It looks like he's trying to defend. He's trying to defend fucking a fat woman. He's like, I mean, I was drunk.

Little piggy, she looked pretty good after a few. Very aggressive with you. She was very pretty aggressive. She was pretty aggressive. I do a terrible Trump. She calmed down

after a few McNuggets. But so then, this was weird. I saw this the other day and then Joey sent it. They were trying to send a bunch of like professionals that like can handle like fucking environmental disasters so all these like all these like

geniuses were on a flight from little rock right to ohio right exactly so they crashed five geniuses just crack everybody going to ohio It's all, everyone's just crashing all day That's all they do is crash It's a Bermuda Triangle They're all Asian pedophiles Scroll down to the description of their jobs Because yeah, it's very suspicious On Wednesday afternoon, five people lost their lives

After a plane crashed near the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport in Little Rock Huh Well, they're from Little Rock. Jimmy Carter. Right, that's where they used to funnel all the cocaine. Well, so the actual suspicious stuff is the five victims were all employees of... CTEH.

A consulting firm that provides response services, including environmental data collection management, GIS safety, incident management, industrial hygiene, toxicology, human health consulting for the public and private sectors. So these guys are clearly, they have access to a lot of very sensitive information. This could very easily be a scenario where they just discovered something that could have cost people a lot of money. A big corporation, it's another Michael Clayton kind of thing. Easily, yeah. This is Clayton. We keep using Clayton, but it's another corporate espionage movie

plot where it's like, what did they just find? What did they find out? Where were they going? What was their project that they were working on? And then, yeah. How did the plane crash? It was like some fucking private jet. I guess the pilot was a train conductor. It was moonlighting. It's just I guess the pilot was a train conductor.

It's just, I mean, how do you hear about things like this, which, by the way, are hard to hear about. This was not, no one's talking about this. This literally happened. Somebody sent this to me. How do things like this happen and you actually, you think we're the fools for thinking something's up? Well, this one's so suspicious. This is insane.

Where this is like nothing news. They have yet to mention it. I haven't seen Biden even mention it. It's wild. Didn't we do an episode on this like two weeks ago? Also, why are these guys on a private jet? Like, why is a corporate... Right.

Five dudes from a corporation, why are they flying private jets? Why aren't they just on a plane like why kill a bunch of people when they take it down exactly yeah that's because pablo it's like yeah like pablo escobar blowing up that whole plane to kill one guy like why can't they just be like every corporation and buy them tickets on spirit why can't you kill them at home like every corporation does tie them up in a rug, put an electrical wire around their neck, shoot

them in the head, and then it's claimed a suicide after a full investigation. That recently just happened with another Clinton aide. Oh, that was wild. See that? Clinton aide found tied up by an electrical rope, shot right in the head. No, he shot in the fucking chest. Shot in the chest with a shotgun or whatever.

And deemed a suicide. After a full investigation by Ray Charles. By the way, speaking... No, he shot in the fucking chest with a shotgun. Shot in the chest with a shotgun or whatever. It was crazy. And deemed a suicide. Yeah. After a full investigation by Ray Charles. By the way, speaking of shotguns. What's that? Are we going to do John's Gun Corner? Oh, God. Are you guys feeling like a little John's Gun Corner?

I love John's Gun Corner. You got some questions lined up, Joey? Yeah. I got to say real quick, I'm excited because I haven't been here for it live. I've been out of town. John's Gun Corner is one of the finest things to ever grace our world. I love this guy. Here we go. This segment, rather.

I'm sorry. Well, we're back and we're back and it's John's Gun Corner. I'm holding a gun at his head as we speak. It's threatening. It's a fake gun for YouTube purposes, but the big man's got some answers and you've got the questions. It's John's Gun Corner. He doesn't know much, but he'll try. Yeah. What do we got? Joey, ask the first question. It's John's Gun Corner He doesn't know much but he'll try Yeah

What do we got? Joey, ask the first question So bad at finding these Okay, how many watermelons will end up end to end? Could I shoot through and still kill a man with a.50 caliber rifle? Like all of them, dude Like I think I'll go through like a fucking street I'll go through like a city block Okay,. It'll go through, like, a city block.

Okay, are you a firm believer in the Second Amendment? Hell yeah. How many guns do you... Okay, so this guy just said, how many guns do you own? I had a semi-automatic rifle I just sold recently, but right now I don't... You had a what rifle? Semi-automatic rifle. I thought you said a cinematic rifle.

A cinematic rifle. It was very beautiful. I have zero guns right now. Would you ever take Devin shooting? Yeah. Of course. You wouldn't be scared of how he's going to handle himself? I think it would be like a Chris Kyle situation.

I've been shooting. Devin would fucking wig out and then fucking blow my brains out or something. I've already been shooting, and the guy at the gun range said I was a fucking pro, and he said I was better than him. Yeah, actually, I believe that. Nice. The minute he was showing us how to do the gun, I just grabbed it, and I just practiced things I've seen in fucking movies, and he was like, this guy is good.

Yeah, you're like- He said that. It made me feel really good. And then I accidentally killed a few people. Okay, what's harder to hunt, white-tailed deer or L.A. cougars? Ooh, white-tailed deer, buddy. That's it. Sorry about that.

Very good. Okay. John, what about this question? Actually, let's play this song again. Hold on. Hold on. How about this question, John? Yeah.

You want to add to the theme song? With what? Oh, yeah. It's John's Goat Corner. Oh, you got a logo? Oh, yeah. John's Goat Corner. Sorry, Dad, but keep singing.

I'm going to send this to you. Somebody's making logos, dude. Somebody made a logo for John's Gun Club? They got fat John in my underpants. We'll do a few more songs before the end of the day. Did you send it? No, I'm going to. What is it?

Is it John with that Asian pedophile? You have to put it up on the screen, right? Can you do that from your phone? Can you airdrop it to my computer? Yeah, how do I do that? Airdrop it. I have a couple questions for John. A couple people have questions.

Michael Polites says, John, how does one get a gun for protection in california and what's your prediction on the length and outcome of the ukraine war i saw an 11th month old pod where you said it would be i think two years at the point oh man go 11 months ago recall it now california you gotta get like a fucking uh you gotta get uh i went there recently because i was gonna buy a handgun because uh you can get like uh you went to california, a fucking, you got to get, I went there recently because I was going to buy a handgun. Because you can get, like. You went to California recently?

No, I went to, I live in, I went to the gun store recently because you can get concealed carry permits now at the sheriff's department. The fuck? Which fucking rocks. But, like, you have to, like, you have to, like, take a class. You got to, like, fucking, or, like, do an online thing. It's hard. It fucking sucks. Then you got to wait, you got the five-day waiting period. It's difficult. And also the handguns we get, it's hard. It fucking sucks. You have the five-day waiting period.

It's difficult. Also, the handguns we get suck. You can't get the newest handguns. Also, everything's limited to 10 rounds. A lot of these handguns have 15-round magazines. It's like a 9mm. Fascinating. By the way, folks. That's the answer.

Fuck me off. I really sucked. Fuck you. Make it more amusing next time. I want a punchline somewhere. It's hard as hell to get a gun in California because the fucking demons don't want you to have one, okay? This is who you're listening to.

Yo, what's wrong with the state of California? This is who you're listening to. Look at that shit. Look at that. Look at that true detective character. I am the yellow king. Welcome to John's Gun Corner. Let's do like a real one. All right. All right. Okay, I have to disagree with John. I am the yellow king Okay Welcome to John's gun corner

Let's do like a real one Alright Okay I have to disagree With John On the last gun corner A shotgun Such as a 12 gauge Or a 20 gram

With buckshot in it Or a 20 gauge 20 gauge Okay Just a G With buckshot in it Is much better For a home invasion situation

John is a mental retard And gives me school shooter vibes Okay buddy We'll put each other in a house You'll have your 12 gauge and I'll have a fucking AR-15 We'll see who can defend themselves better Got em Suck me off

Hey you fucking bitch MGK headshot. Go through all my DMs. Everything. All these absolute schizo fucking psychopaths. You fucking maniacs sending reels with no What am I going to do?

These people that send reels with no fucking writing. You're just sending me 80 reels in a row. You know what's crazy 80 reels in a row. Oh, the chainsaw bayonet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's crazy is that was like a fucking, yeah, I mean, that would be cool. This guy's like a legit outdoor gun guy. He knows about guns. His name is Cody.

And he said, first of all, he hates Glocks. Oh, yeah, John. Glocks are like fucking controversial. John, talk about why Glocks suck. They don't suck. They're great. But when Glocks first came out, John, talk about why Glocks suck. They don't suck. They're great. When Glocks first came out, they were really unreliable.

I know a lot of really cool people from the city who love Glocks. Yeah, Glocks are good. Urban folks. Glocks are the official gun that falls out of your pants at Subway. Everyone loves Glocks. It's the pop of the day. The official holster for the Glock is sweatpants. Sweatpants. Draw strings. Okay, here's one.

Erk, should we do another song? Sure, of course. Love that goddamn tune. I like riving to that tune. I haven't even got a shot. It's very old-timey. John's Gun Corner. Ooh, it's just warm.

And we're back, folks. Another segment of John's Gun Corner. It's just warm. And we're back, folks. Another segment of John's Gun Corner. John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah. It's John's Gun Corner. Yes, yes. Oh, yeah. He's wearing my hoodie and he won't give it back.

It's been a few weeks. It's been a few weeks. It's been a couple days. He needs it because he's so fucking fat. So fat. Yeah. So fat. Okay. Here's a good one.

What type of utility gun would best suit Ray in navigating the Appalachian Uprising? Oh, Ray the Hillbilly? Yeah, yeah. From Softwood Underbelly. The clicking guy? Is that right? What? So in the Appalachian,

let's say the scenario is an Appalachian uprising. Is Ray the barking guy? Yeah, yeah. You want something that's light that you can carry around? Do you know what I mean?

So what would you arm Ray with? I would arm Ray with a bazooka. Ray from Softwood Underbelly? I would give Ray a fucking RPGooka. Ray from a soft 100%? I would give Ray a fucking RPG7. The incest guy, right? That was a question from Bobby Bad News. I'd point him towards the nearest private school and just let him rip.

Bobby Bad News on Instagram. He makes MMA collectibles, it looks like. That kicks ass, dude. Here's one. John should try putting a pistol in his ass to see if it fits. It wouldn't fit. Actually, I have a loose sphincter, dude. Here's one. Yeah. John should try putting a pistol in his ass to see if it fits. It wouldn't fit. Okay, well. Actually, I have a loose sphincter, dude.

I'd fucking. Let's try that. Let's try that. I think I could. I mean, it wouldn't be pleasurable, but you could fit a pistol in your ass. John's gone corner. Oh, yeah. His asshole's really tight and it's like a bunker.

Oh, yeah. It's full of armory. We call John's asshole the armory. Armory. Full of bullets, ammunition, grenades, guns, what have you. Yeah. What do we got? So that last one was a

mean one. Let's do another real one. As the gun expert of the Haywash Podcast, I'm curious, which rifle slash shotgun do you prefer to practice sucking cock with? Well... Oh, come on. That's not cool, dude. That sounded real at the beginning. It sounded real. I think he wants

a real answer. Yeah, alright, Jody, you fucking bitch. How about... The favorite thing I like to practice sucking cock with is your dad's. You suck his dad's cock. Hell yeah, I want a burn, dude. No, dude, his dad sucks my dick, all right?

Oh, okay, okay. John's Gone Corner. You insult him, he insults you back, but he sounds gay He'll sound really gay His clap back, his clap back Oh, he's got clap backs

He wants you to clap his back Because he's gay Get him in the doggy position He's a lot of pushing for the cushion. The cushion for the pushing. Closeted.

And remember, that ass is full of guns, honey. John's Gun Corner. It's like we're like a Gaelic Chicago musical. I can't remember. Act one. I need to poop.

I need to poop. Do we have any patrons? Patron questions? I went through, like, I think I have a few more, but I think they're... Should patron stand... Patron for... No, no, no. Good. Questions.

Questions. Yeah, yeah. There's good corner. People want a segment called Joey's Legal Threats. Oh, perfect. Oh, yeah. Okay. I love, by the way, when people post their video or whatever they're trying to get on the podcast, and they go like, hey, I subscribe for $20 a month, and check out this video. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, John, got another one. Yeah, what's up, buddy? Got another one. Got another one. Hey, John, just wondering if you think energy guns, ray guns, are possible in our lifetime. Please explain in autistic detail. I mean, yeah, they're already made. They use them to shoot down missiles and shit.

They're testing them out. I don't think it's going to be like fucking Star Wars. What the fuck is an energy gun? It's like a really high power. I think the ones that they use on the front of jets to shoot down missiles, they're not visible on a visible spectrum or something. They just hit the jet and then turn it off or whatever.

I don't know how this fucking shit works. I thought those were just interfering with frequencies. I never understood. If you're going to shoot a guy with a laser, shooting him with a bullet is going to hurt him way more. If you shoot him with a laser, it's just going to burn him and cauterize the wound. My thought on the things on jets were always that they were disrupting

tracking and guiding systems by shooting out. That's what I think it is. But I think they're already, they're making the kinetic energy weapons, which are like rail guns. That's, I think, what this guy's talking about. I think that's going to be like, imagine like, I don't know if they're going to do this. That would be insane with the Geneva Convention, but if they could put those in space,

essentially it'd be like a nuclear bomb with no fallout. That seems wrong. It'd be like, imagine if we could shoot something the'd be like a nuclear bomb with no fallout. That seems wrong. Imagine if we could shoot something the size of a Volkswagen bus at a million miles a second, and it hits Syria and destroys an entire city. There's no fallout, though. I doubt we'd...

We shouldn't do that. We shouldn't do that. I think we should. No one else should. America should have that. Use it against our enemies. The Hate Watch team. The Hate Watch team should do that. I mean, I think we should. No one else should. Well, yeah, us. Yeah, we should. America should have that. We use it against our enemies. The hate watch team. Oh, the hate watch team should have one. You know, we'd fire it right at Jody's house.

Yeah, I want people to talk about us like when they talk about those small town police stations where they're like, what do they need with a few tanks and a bunch of RPGs? Well, we've already talked about this. Why does the hate watch team need an energy gun? Why does it need to be in space? I want an energy gun to chill. Okay, here we go. I got a good of RPGs. We've already talked about this. Why does the damage team need an energy gun? Why does it need to be in space? I want an energy gun to chill. Okay, here we go. I got a good one for you.

What do we got, bud? By Samuel Robb. Thanks for this question, Samuel. John's Gun Corner question. In the event of a post-apocalyptic kind of Mad Max situation, what gun would be best to mount atop Devin's boyfriend's truck? Like a twisted metal situation? I get one of those ones from Wild West that's got a big crank

on it. A gallon gun? That's good. You're like Metal Snake. That would slay a lot of twinks, dude. This guy wants to know, James wants to know what gun, he has homeless people that smoke crack outside his house from time to time, and he wants to know what he should use

to clear the space out. Like a fucking, dude, it would be so, I have like fantasies. What gun is usually a street sweeper? Hold on, hold on, hold on. A street sweeper is like a semi-automatic shotgun. John's gun corner. Oh, yeah. He's got a lot of ways to take out the homeless.

If you're smoking crack, you're gone. We're talking John's Gun Corner, folks. He doesn't own a gun at the moment. He shit himself three separate times throughout his adult life. Oh, yeah. It's John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah. It's John's gun corner. Oh, yeah. The people at home want his opinion on things,

but he doesn't even know how to handle his own life. So, hey. Uh. His life is in shambles, but ask him for advice. I have, like, fantasies. You know, like, the detective guns from back in the day? The little tiny, like, revolvers? The hooker guns.

The hooker guns. I have fantasies about, like, going up to a crackhead that's, like, fuck with me and just, like, being like, hey, like this, and putting it in his stomach and shooting him in the guts with it. So, like, Patrick Bateman. Like And he's putting it in his stomach and shooting him in the guts with it. So like Patrick Bateman. Like it'll really fuck him up. Okay, that's like a Jack Ruby

kind of a sense. I have a question for John's Gun Corner. Yeah. An actual BB gun, like not like an airsoft gun, but a BB with a metal BB. Where you crank it?

Yeah. Yes. Can you kill somebody with that? You can like, okay, here's the thing. I had a fucking pellet right, a pellet gun., here's the thing. I had a fucking pellet gun. That's like to kill the dubs.

You can get 22 pellet guns. You're talking about a BB gun. Are you talking about the circular BBs or the ones that are pointed? This is an airsoft gun, right? So if I put metal BBs in this, could it hurt? Like, if I held it up to somebody's head, could it actually penetrate? I don't know about that. It could break, skip, but it's not going to kill anybody.

I don't know about that, but I know pellet guns, those ones that you break the barrel and then put them back. Well, that's for hunting, right? Like a shotgun? No, no, those are air rifles. But they come out at 1,000 feet per second, and they lose the fucking... You can get ones that are 1,000 feet per second that are 22.

But they lose velocity really quickly. It's not like a bullet, which kind of goes a lot longer if i held up one of those like joey's head and it's moving at a thousand feet per second it will penetrate his skull damn like not a bb gun not a b i don't know about a b i don't know no way there's no way i don't think i don't think but your best hope would be to go like into through the eye yeah yeah like it gets infected maybe like getting one of your arteries or something i'm sure you could really fuck someone up with a BB gun. My dad, my dad shot a kid.

You can make a kid blind. I mean, I knew, I knew a blind, I knew a kid who's, I got a question. What do you know about those guns that are like riding the legality line in California? I see billboards for them everywhere where they're like the closest thing you can get

to a gun. It's like the most powerful. Have you not seen these at all? I've seen like, I forget the name of the company. I forget the name of the fucking things. They make like, Oh powerful. Have you not seen these at all? I've seen like, so they have these stupid fucking things. Oh, oh, those, oh, the non-lethal defense guns. Non-lethal defense guns.

Those are for cucks and they shouldn't buy them. What you should do is you should break every gun law humanly possible. You should conceal carry without a permit and you should build guns in your house.

I like this. This is my, just like, it is, this is good advice. It is, yeah. That's parody,

YouTube. Yeah, no, allegedly. it's it's fucking i don't even like i don't even like the concept of bump stocks like people trying to legalize bump stocks what is a bump stock a bump stock is like a fucking stock with like a spring in it so when you pull the trigger it like bounces back and it makes your gun kind of automatic but like that's you should just make automatic machine guns legal also you can make a bump stock with like a shoelace yeah why why are we fighting for a compromise?

It's fucking retarded. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, bring back Tommy guns. Yeah, bring back Tommy guns. Tommy guns kick ass, dude. That is so sick. Fucking. You laugh and smoke a cigarette while you're fucking chilling.

It's so fun. You have a Tommy gun. You have to laugh maniacally while shooting. I shot one of those in October. Fucking fully automatic. It was the shit. Really? It was the best, dude. Fucking awesome. It was like the third time I shot one of those in October. Fucking fully automatic. It was the shit. Really? It was the best, dude.

Fucking awesome. It was like the third time I shot one, but I never like, I was a kid when I shot them, but I was like an adult this time and I was like, wow, it is actually really easy

to like handle these. Yeah. And you have to have a nickname like, Babyface Smithy. Baby fucking Smithy. I'm Babyface Johnson. All right.

Last question for John's Gun Corner. John, why are you too cowardly to go to Ukraine and fight in this war as a mercenary if you're such a tough, gay, Alexander the Great type of guy? That's the best one. Your friend Noah. That's the best one. Noah's cool.

Ukraine is literally just Israel, too, and we should all just give up. It's fucking stupid. We're just dumping money into it for bullshit reasons. It's a fake war. It's a fake war. I'm not like a big fan of Russia either. Don't get me wrong.

We're not fans of Russia. We're not fans of fucking anything. Enough is enough. You can all suck me off. Biden can fucking blow me. I'm so tired of these fucking assholes. I'm so tired of this shit. How much money do we have to dump into that cocksucking country?

That was it. Jason Sheehan made this shit. How much money do we have to dump into that cocksucking country? Jason, she had made that logo. That's the last one. We've all had a fun time here, folks, haven't you? I'd say I had a good time. I learned a lot. We caught some pedophiles.

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