Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Upskirt Auditor

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

Black guy lists his 3 favorite white people, Devan finds out wrestling is fake and then Amagansett audits a couple eating out front of a restaurant https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over many Americans I think feel that way I Wonder if they're really not allowed to tell you that it was the serial killer because it'll like freak out. That's what I complex they're allowed but it's like What does that movie where it's like you're on a need to know basis and you don't need to know.

Strictly on a need to know basis. Random scene? Departed? No, no, it's like maybe like Blue Streak or something. Blue Streak? I think that's what the problem is. Oh, I always get this. I always mix those up.

Need to know basis, run, tell dad. But so like legally they're allowed to tell me, but they're just like, why tell him? It doesn't give us an advantage for any reason. It could hurt the case. Right. Possibly. What's the case though?

The guy was a serial killer. I know, but the prosecution is building a narrative. He was here, we know he was here at this time the murder happened one block away the first murder date, you know So I don't know it doesn't seem that important to them. Yeah, you got the press or some shit They're probably afraid of like some weird thing. I don't know. Yeah, I don't fuck Joey goes to the press They probably they're probably like nervous about like, you know I remember when like the Richard Maris thing got all blown up because the press got ahold of his footprint?

I don't remember that, what was I like? Oh, that was a big part of the case. Was it the 80s? No, that was a big part of the case. It was like Richard, they basically, I guess the press knew that he had that specific one, they found him because of his shoe. They found a shoe print outside of a window

and he wore a very rare shoe. And the cops had the information, then I guess the mayor leaked it to the press, and the press got ahold of it, and that's when Richard Ramirez ran off to Arizona. So I guess they're probably. It's funny how he literally, that Cecil Hotel documentary,

he used to just come back at night covered in blood and walk right up, and people would just be like, oh, Richard had another, he had another ketchup mishap. That's just silly little Rich. Richard, in and out again. They call him little Richard. You would think that if you were a serial killer

you wouldn't wear rare clothing. He was in Rape Mart. He wasn't thinking, he wasn't being scientific about it. He had Predator vision. Like he was in a protective shoe. Yeah, yeah. No, he just had a boner and a knife and he was just What are those like pump shoes from back in the day Yeah, the weather's been fucking crazy.

This wind is maybe the windiest I've ever felt. It's windy, it hailed this morning in LA, and then- Sounds like the coldest it's been since I've moved back. It's very cold, and then in New York, there's an earthquake. Yeah. Oh. Which is, does that ever, is that the first time? That's gotta happen.

Does that happen? Did it like, knock anything over? I don't know, all I know is Twitter's really annoying. 4.8. And people keep making stupid earthquake jokes's really annoying. 4.8. That's nothing 4.8. In New York it's a lot. Because all the buildings are like old and pieces of shit or what?

I just, I don't know. Because they're old and pieces of shit. Yeah, I mean. I think it's just very- That's true though. So much of dumb Irish people. Everything falls over if you sneeze on it. I think it's just... That's true though. It's a bunch of dumb Irish people. They're all made of stone. They're made of stone. If New York knew they would have to deal with actual earthquakes, would they have built

that much? Well, I think every new building is probably earthquake protected, built on a slab or something like that. Yeah, they're supposed to be able to sway in the wind. Supposed to be a tension, yeah. But like, yeah, I don't know. I feel like old buildings in New York, no one thought there would ever be earthquakes in New York.

There's not supposed to be. I've never heard of that. But brick buildings are some of the best material in earthquakes. No, that's the worst one. That's not San Francisco. No, no, no. Look up. I swear, because I looked this up. Really? Yeah, it's like concrete and brick are actually, they do well in earthquakes. Why? Are you sure you're not thinking hurricanes? I thought concrete, like in all these shitty countries, like whenever there's like a earthquake, the concrete kills That's why everybody died in San Francisco everything was built out of brick and then just like toppled

Yeah, just look it up. Just say how does bricks do in in earthquakes? It's just photos of crushed people in Turkey I already think I already think this is our best episode Googling Brick. Is Brick strong? Hey everybody, the craziest podcast in the fucking world. It's a Pug Watch podcast. How does Brick hold up in earthquakes? Somebody's sitting there going, like I wonder how Brick's doing in earthquakes.

Ah, let me check the 8-Watt podcast. Somebody goes, I listened to that 8-Watt podcast. Those guys are fucking nuts. How do they do that? House built of unreinforced masonry, bricks, hollow clay, tiles, stone, concrete blocks, or adobe are very likely to be damaged during earthquakes.

So maybe I'm saying concrete. Fake news, Joseph. No, no, listen, I didn't have full confidence. How does concrete hold up? How does concrete hold up? Like cinder balls? Right now there's a guy listening. How does concrete hold up? How does concrete hold up? Like cinder balls? Right now there's a guy listening. How does concrete hold up? He goes, guys, relax!

Your chair is going to get flagged, guys! Guys, I think you're going to get removed! This is fucking crazy! You guys are supposed to be friends! It's like, rebar and concrete is the best. Built according to good practices, concrete homes can be among the safest, the most durable types of structures

during an earthquake. Concrete, all right, very good. So the Langham. Very good, Jesse. It's the rebar. Yeah, yeah. So at the Langham, there was a quake. The old building I used to live at,

and I remember just being like, this is such an old building, it seems not good for earthquakes. But then I looked it up and I'm like, oh, actually it's one of the best. But then I thought it was brick. Let me do something else entertaining. What is the weather next Friday?

Hell yeah. And the guy's like, oh my God! Stop! You're kidding me! You're breaking my heart! We should do an episode a month where we do the most boring topics of all time. Small talk episode. Small talk, safe bullshit.

Like, how was parking today? Oh, that was chill. Did you get a good spot? Oh yeah, right outside. Do a podcast solely based on all the worst parts of a woman's story? Oh man. So what'd you guys have for breakfast? You know, I had some egg bites,

which are taking over the world. By the way, everyone thinks egg bites are really great for you. You look at the ingredients. There's some wacky stuff. You get it from Starbucks? Yeah, well it's a gelatinous egg, Devin. There's no way, just the way it looks and feels,

there's no way it's good. It must be jammed with butter. It's a lot of butter and cream and milk and honey. Deseratives. Deseratives? No, no honey. What the fuck? Come.

Come. It's full of come. Creamy egg bites. Let's check this out. This clip made me laugh very hard. This is a black guy. I love this video. This clip made me laugh very hard Getting asked what his three favorite white people are this guy kicks ass. I love it name your favorite three white people Travis Travis Immediately amazing Travis. Travis who? Kenick.

I first thought immediately amazing. He names a person a white guy. Oh, the dude that works with, I don't know, the Jersey Mikes, he always hooks it up. Oh, white people, famous white people. Oh.

He's like, oh shit. Timothy McVeigh. He's like, oh shit. Sir. Timothy McVeigh. Oh. He goes, Timothy McVeigh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh. You got good ideas. Ben Affleck. Do you pause it real quick? Affleck. That, it's, it's, it's solidified the fact that that's the only white person black people know.

Yeah. Is Ben Affleck. That's it. Well, I don't know what that is. They have the same joke in role models. The same joke in role models. Where the kid goes like, fuck you, Ben Affleck. Y' know. Is Ben Affleck. That's it, I don't know what that is. They have the same joke in role models. The same joke in role models. Where the kid goes like, fuck you Ben Affleck. Y'all look like Ben Affleck. Yeah.

Yeah. Cause he was just in. He's a real one. He was in so many. Big thrillers. He was, you know, he was, he was, he was Benifer. He was everything. Yeah, J.Lo.

Yeah, you think it's the J.Lo thing? Why is it Ben Affleck? I think the J.Lo thing. And also he was just like, Ben Affleck was I think the J.Lo thing, and also he was just like, Ben Affleck was so famous for being so bad at acting for so long, like Pearl Harbor, we all forget about that. He was really bad. He had a complete renaissance.

He came out the gate swinging, he was good. Good Will Hunting, he's great. Yeah. And then it just dove back. When he became a movie star though, was when it was like, oh this guy sucks ass, but he's like super famous. Armageddon.

Yeah. Armageddon kick is good. Also, I think black people just like shitty movies like us. Like they like, they like, Armageddon. Affleck and Armageddon, like that type of shit. Yeah. That's not a racial commenter, I'm just saying.

No, no, no, you're racist. You said what you said. You said what you said. You said what I said. Maybe edit that out. Maybe take that fucking hoodie off also while you're at it, okay? No, they black people, they walk different. That is true.

You ever see a black guy across the street? It looks like he's coming out in like a WWE event. Yeah, they walk like weirdos. They literally like that. They walk like weirdos. Weirdos? No, they walk like very cocky They literally like- They walk like weirdos. Weirdos? No, they walk like very cocky. Like cool badass guys.

Sometimes. A black guy crossing the street looks like he's about to enter the ring. It looks like there's a soundtrack he has. His own personal soundtrack. I have like a wide range of black guys crossing the street. You deal with nonstop schizo blacks.

Yeah, I get the- Every black guy that you see at your bar punched a white woman earlier that day. They were on TikTok, like I have a giant knot in my head. John's like, what's an epidemic? I don't know what's going on. John's like, what's the soundtrack playing? The police sirens?

You racist, dude. Yeah. That's your walkout song, sirens. You racist, John. I know. John, you racist. I was at John's bar once and a black guy walked up to the counter and John just started pouring him Kool-Aid.

Like, instinctively. I don't know where. There is, oh man. There was one day where we got delivered watermelon vodka and like extra Hennessy. What? Both at the same time? Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck's going on here today?

Wait, what? Yeah. What does that mean? who gave it to you the fucking the what the beer is it just chance I think it's just chance, but I was like, is this some fucking racist thing your mind made a race the delivery guys It was in my races. I just became racist Probably black you see Jake Paul's new a KFC prime flavored drink. What is it? He has a new Prime flavor, or Logan Paul? Logan Paul? I think they both do it. No, Logan. Logan Paul.

What's his new drink called? Grifter? It's literally just KFC flavored Prime. What? It's like, it's a trap. So it's just salty? I don't know what it is, but it can't be. It seems sinister to do that.

Yeah, my new flavor, child support. Black and mild. My new flavor, a net. My new flavor of pride. Single parent household. Jesus, what a racist he is. Yeah, what a piece of shit. What an asshole.

Fuck him. Fuck him. Now Jake. Jake Paul. Fuck him. Now Jake. Jake Paul, wouldn't it be amazing if Mike Tyson just landed one punch to Jake Paul and Jake Paul died? He kills him. He kills him. What if that's why they became boxers?

What if that be literally like what? To punch black people. Would that not be like probably the coolest moment in modern American history if Mike Tyson landed one punch on Jake Paul and he died? He like hits those iron man cars. I I start riding the streets like the Dodgers Yeah, well tears or Jake Paul just is permanently fucked up and he turns into that kid that ate the ate the snail as a prank And he just withers he just he just starts looking like they start wheeling Jake Paul around he's like Stephen Hawking

He's like Stephen Hawking. He's like, bruh. Bruh. He's typing bruh in. He's typing bruh. Bruh. He ends up looking like Tommy Peppers. Is that what his name is, Tommy Peppers? Brian Peppers. Brian Peppers.

Brian Peppers. Brian Peppers with the hair and the tattoos. Oh my god. That's a skirmish though, though. They won't actually be fucking, can they knock each other out or no? They're actually fighting. There's no protective Is headgear and there is it's an exhibition exhibition. That's it. Yeah

But they still that still means I mean listen Tyson can get a little pissed Yeah, it's still they're going to be punching each other fucking Mike Tyson. I had 57. I still think he's on stuff He's oh, yes. He's still fucking Mike Tyson. At 57, I still think he's on stuff. He's on shit. He's gotta be on shit. He is not your average 57-year-old. He's super jack-looking. If you watch his training footage, he's like, obviously he's like fat now and stuff.

It would be really, I mean, just imagine. It might bring this country together if he were to really do some damage to Jake. Dude, the side-by-side footage of them training, it looks like the most unfair fight I've ever seen in my entire life. Like Tyson is like scary as shit punching the pads. And Jake looks like he's never boxed in his life. But people say Jake Paul's a great boxer.

I guess. I don't really, you know. He has infinite money and he has unlimited time to fucking box. That's true. He's young. He's like a natural athlete. Physically, he is like a good, he's an athlete. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he's young, and it's not that hard to look dangerous hitting pads. I think this country could, I think we would, we would. Did I mention he's black? Oh. Jake Paul. So he looked really dangerous. That's what he said. Oh yeah.

He wasn't hitting pads, I just said he looked dangerous. Yeah, Tyson's trainer's like, where's my wallet? I think this country could reach, we could reach a level of, it would be a great reset, in a good positive way. If Taylor Swift were to be scalped, I think if she was captured by Native Americans and they scalped, like I think if she was like captured by Native Americans and they scalped her, and if Jake Paul was paralyzed.

At the same time? You think that would unite the race? If those both happened, I think like everything would kind of come together and we would just like, it would be like the nature's healing type of thing. Like Jews and Palestinians just shake hands. Everything stops, yeah, exactly's off exactly they go like they were the biggest issue for us jake paul and taylor there's just something

about them you know I don't know I don't know how that would work but I would like to see it I'll scalper I'm picturing like a broadcast side by side yeah yeah yeah like a double I mean two screens Taylor's with the scalped I think it would cause a war Yeah, oh big time. I can be the worst thing never happened in this country. That'd be great I'd be worse than like biting getting assassinated. Oh, yeah, every Native American would get like most people want by don't be crazy The social impact of the Unfucking way. What did she sell people survive scalping constantly imagine like she's a

lot I'm gonna make sure she doesn't survive okay what happened if Taylor Swift were to die like like peer one imports is just like we're closed Joe and the jar of peppers we're just we're not selling anymore. It might be too late for this riff. I think it's too late for this riff, but I'm gonna do it. All right. So she gets scowled. Yeah. And then there's now like a sitting bull, like the chief who got her.

Yeah. He's got like beautiful blonde hair. Where are you scowling? There's like dog the bounty there. He wears her hair like a bear, like a bear head. Exactly, yeah, yeah. It's like Boba Fett, it's on his shoulder. He's like Buffalo Bill.

He's tucking his penis in. Getting his... At the conference, his butt naked with his scalp on. Oh, fuck. Yeah. No, I don't know. I just... Yeah, there's a lot of people that I think...

Yeah, rank them. I thought when you raped Terry Crews, things were gonna get better. But it, wow. You made the ultimate sacrifice, I thought the world was gonna heal. I thought so too, but Terry never brings it up because he's afraid of me,

and I had goons sent to his place too, like I do with all my accusers. Which is really the easiest way to get away with the perceived sexual assault is just send people their way. I don't really know why most people don't do that. It's very easy to intimidate the weak. (*laughing*)

Because you already dominated them. You already kind of took their soul in a way. I'm collecting souls. They call me the soul snatcher. Yeah. They call me the soul snatcher. Sit like Magneto. How does, who's Magneto? What does he do?

He's the guy who controls steel from X-Men. He's evil. Okay, is he the guy in the wheelchair? No, he's the other guy. That's Professor Ed. What does Magneto do? He just goes like, meh. Kind of.

He puts his head down and he goes like, meh. That's like every. He is Jewish. Superheroes are so gay, all they do is like, I'm gonna take a shit, and they go meh. And then shit and stuff happens, so stupid. No matter what. Sci-fi stinks. Everything sucks.

What if I was like, I'm fucking outta here. How dare you? I fucking hate any movie where they open a door and steam comes out of it. They put in a code and it goes. A bunch of steam comes out of it. What about Alien? I do like Alien.

Alien was, what was the one? The one, the recent one. That we watched, dude. Prometheus? Prometheus was okay for a little bit, and then there's this one scene where they're running away from a thing, and it's going straight, and they just, it doesn't, it doesn't come,

they don't come to the realization they could just move to the right. Yeah, it's a classic trope Yeah, this was boy boys was good Alien had a lot of Prometheus had a lot of really really idiotic. Yeah. No, it's it's the idea of Prometheus. I was so excited Yeah, me too. Just the new alien trailer. I think looks fucking new alien coming out. Yeah It's not really Scott though. It's it's about Madonna

Yeah Is there a new alien coming out? Yeah. Oh, sure. It's not really Scott though. It's about Madonna. Yeah. All right, let's say. Back to the video. Okay. You guys see Madonna lately? She looks like a frigging alien. I see, that lady looks like a goddamn alien. What is that, Madonna or ET?

I don't know. What the hell? Put her in a basket. Let's get back to the weather. Put her in a basket. All right. Rewind it a little bit. Let's rewind it. This is the black guy naming his three favorite white people.

Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck? Yeah, yeah. Why him? Because he's a good actor. Okay. Two more people. Hitler. Hitler. Yo, yo, why him? Because you're a good actor. Okay, two more people.

Hitler. Hitler. He says. I was gonna joke that he would say that. He says Hitler. Sincerely, he's like at the mall. He's outside of Footlogger, just like Hitler. Imagine showing this to Adolf Hitler. Yeah.

He'd be like, it didn't work. Fuck. Say like me. That's so much like, dude's love like hustler mindset. Yeah. Like he's like, Hitler had like a billionaire mindset. Yeah, Hitler was a rising grinder.

Let's hear his reason. Yo, why Hitler? Cause he fucked the black people. Hitler mess with the blacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Notked the black people Hitler messed with the blacks Not the other race though What is he talking about? Did Hitler f**k with blacks?

I think there were Ethiopians that fought for all the elections I think there was fascist Ethiopia cause I think Italy invaded Ethiopia That guy does not know that I think he probably went to a hotel meeting and there's a picture Ethiopia. Yeah, but John let me say this that guy does not know that Probably went to like a hotel meeting and there's like a picture of like one out of the 300

Ethiopians that fought for the Nazis and like he was like, yeah, they were They're like, yeah, they kill we killed Jews to that guy's not black is really He stood at a meeting one time. His cousin is wandering. He was at a meeting, he wandered into a meeting one time eating waffles out of a styrofoam box. He's just like, they're talking some good shit. Checking Alfredo. He didn't get a shit about Alfredo from, they're talking some good shit.

Damn! It's like, damn, they look good. Oh, for real, I was just watching The Accountant with my other favorite white boy. Yo, me and Travis just watching Armageddon. He goes, me? Travis Hitler? Travis the Mechanic is my favorite of all of them. You know at the end of this interview,

when Travis saw it, he was like, whoa, man. Why'd you just work on your car? Why are you lopping me in? But if he's like, well, what do you like about Travis? He goes, like, whoa man. Why you just work on your car? Why you loving me in? What if he's like, well what do you like about Travis? He goes, he's a Nazi. He goes, I'm a Nazi. Travis, Travis my mechanic. One more person.

Don Chong, you like to give money. Come on, hell yeah dude. It's like, is this written? Come the hell on. This is totally, this is absolutely natural. I know we get tricked a lot on the show. This guy is giving his honest response. If he's an actor that Travis

delivery is, he's like, he must be a professional. It's like Mojo Brooks. I get you, I get you. Donald Trump. We out. We out ya. We out ya. That's fucking incredible. Hitler's like, we out ya! And we out yeah, we out yeah, that's fucking incredible He works on my Ben's maybe that's where where gassing him up came from. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Is like losing his mind kind of no I heard he's a super depressive guy and is fucked up Yeah, I've heard that too. I've heard that too, but also shut up. He's also injecting trend. I wonder why

For years so this is he posted this tweet it goes I hate constraints and bullshit rules and just because some WWE producers says clear Meaning we are no longer live on the air and the show is over, that doesn't mean I just stop whatever I'm doing and tell everyone great job. It fucking pissed me off. I can't shut my high emotions off just because a script says we're done. But even in this crazy fucking world of pro wrestling, this is a microcosm of a larger

issue I have with individuals, corporations, and governments, telling us what we can or can't do. You have to do it this way, you have to say it that way, or you'll get canceled. Oh, shit. They create fear if you have a different perspective and don't live by the rules. It's their way or no way.

Fuck that, fuck the Jews. It is. I say it the way I want to say it. I do it the way I want to say it. I do it the way I want to do it. My choice, our choice. Fuck your clear final boss. And now Jackson. I'm starting to get Crispin Walsh.

Fuck all this shit. He goes, if I had a family, I'd fucking kill them all. Okay, so he's just turning heel. This is so intentional. Yeah, but watch this watch this This is kind of kind of I know there's what is it called in wrestling? Yeah, no, but okay, okay, babe. Yeah, this is odd though cuz the people behind the camera like all right rock We got it. Okay, relax Fuck that you shut your mouth clear my ass

that clear guys fuck that you shut your mouth clear my ass how did that feel did that feel good what just because the show's over that doesn't mean that this shit stops the rock doesn't give a fuck I'm gonna continue beating this old man's ass the rock doesn't give a fuck Fuck Who is that old man no idea It's Vince McMahon he's actually being here You like shitting on people's heads you like fucking women with hard turds. What did Fitz McMahon do? He like fucked women with like diarrhea and shit. He like shit on a woman's face in a threesome.

He used to like inject women's pussies with like shit. And make people bludgeon them. If you wanna work for the WWF, you gotta use this turd tampon. Tom Perlman's the big for the WWF you got to use this turd tampon Yes fake no nobody keeps saying no I don't Hang on. I'm wondering if this goes somewhere where Devin has a point Because I think Devin is all for a wrestling video Did I really I think you fell for pro wrestling? Yeah. Well, I also just think that

But I have it that if he calls out He says I'll see you a WrestleMania, but if he calls out the fact that they're filming, doesn't that make it fake when they all yell cut? No, that's intentional. The whole thing's planned. I genuinely think The Rock is trying to change his persona because he's been a corporate clean guy for so many years. He's flopping a lot and no one takes him seriously as an actor, so he's trying to change public

perception of himself. That's exactly what's happening. That's exactly what's happening. He's gonna start picking better acting roles and this is all part of it. He's talking about how much like he regrets like voting for Biden and stuff though. Yeah, he's trying to be like a fucking psycho.

He's just trying to like be more dimensional than. He's bored. He's bored, he's bored. Wait a minute, is wrestling fake? Oh, Devin, I got some really rough news for you. Here's the thing. Devin's like, I'm starting to think Sting is kind of crazy. He carries a baseball bat.

He swings from the rafters. He's like, is Undertaker fucking dead, dude? I mean, you guys don't believe in resurrection? I mean, you didn't see? Undertaker came back to life. Like the Brood Vampires? They never help out that Matt Foley guy. He's got all those nails in him.

Mick Foley. Mick. Shame on you. Mick. Wrestling stinks. Wrestling fans are retarded. I think so too. You just fell for it like they do though.

Very fucking stupid. No, at least they know. They know it's happening. They know. They know. That's worse. What you did is worse. I'm genuinely idiotic.

Yeah, so that's worse. No. Yeah, I really have no respect for any grown man who's into wrestling No, yeah, except for our boy mark mark loves it. I love mark wrestling is no exceptions Mark's all jacking off to it mark mark you always said he was jacking off to wrestling Man in their underpants you always used to say then which I don't believe tights there in their tights Mmm, you know you walk in mark B. Jack. I walk in I help him. Oh my god Yeah, that's crazy

That's nuts I Thought maybe the rock was getting too into his job though, and that was interesting. That's the whole point of the rock That's his persona. Why would that guy be filming so quickly after the cut? I don't know, I just never saw a wrestling video where they go like, stop, all right, we got it. And he's like, no, I'm not gonna fucking stop. I thought they're never supposed to call out the cameras. Yeah, there's another wrestling term.

He's kind of alluding to it being fake. There's another wrestling term about that. CM Punk used to do that. I know this from Mark. Doesn't that guy suck ass too? He sucks, but it's part of the gimmick. Yeah. Wow.

That was like, I'm starting to think Ray Mysterio Jr. needs like a hobby. You know, you can't believe anything you see on the internet these days. I chalk this up to just regular internet. It's a wrestling video that I fell for. Like talking CNN over here. God, I mean everything's fake news now.

You're like, wait, so Chris Benoit didn't kill his family? Yeah, what if that was fake? And he just went, he's one turning heel. Yeah, he turned heel. Chris Benoit turned heel really bad. Oh my god. No, also, Devon, like, if this wasn't, if this was real, he's assaulting a man. Like, he's brutally beating him. No, I knew it wasn't real

I know but I thought he was having a weird moment where he kept acting you that he was like Christian Bale on set Yeah, like I thought it was one of those things where he was like kind of losing his mind like wall being a wrestler No, I think it's smart of him. He's doing like a Safdie Brothers movie. You see that. Yeah, I saw that So I think he's trying to like shave his whole person. Oh, yeah, they're doing of the fucking Smashing machine marker. Mm-hmm the MMA fighter. Does that mean that that is gonna be your new favorite doc It's a great he's to you like a crazy steroids guy in MMA who just did so many steroids Got addicted to opiates, but was just like killing everybody and there's a very good doc on it. We'll watch tonight

Yeah, oh, you're gonna love it. It's amazing. Okay, you guys want to see a Karen in the wild or pharmacy losing their mind Love these ladies. This is boomers being fools folks, which is a great great subreddit and it won't play Yeah, this is retarded Excellent, That's great Can you license, can you license off the liddle? What? 9864 LeBron Hellman's office. Is that a dude? I have no idea what's happening. That's crazy. Man, I would love to fucking be at the pharmacy and see that.

That kicks ass. By the way, what is with, why do they take so long to put some pills in a bottle at the pharmacy? I know it's a, this is a common thing. I don't know man, I don't know why most things are hard that shouldn't be hard I don't know why the DMV is a fucking nightmare Just to make people people's jobs feel like it's worth like it's a thing like like they have something that they're doing something Yeah, it's gotta be they gotta make sure they don't give the wrong pills because I've heard stories about that Like you're actually getting like a ton of oxy. Yeah, they have to do like they're probably triple checking stuff

You guys want to see this boomer go apeshit after his car gets repossessed yes, he tries he tries to tries to hand to axe the Chain from the tow truck Sir, you know it's gonna cause you a lot of trouble. I don't give a fuck. I'm videotaping this I don't ask me if I care well. I mean obviously not but you know you're gonna pay the damages It's not good Jesus fuck I also really hate the the the tone of any like tow truck driver though. Yeah They're like sir. What's your problem? Just stealing driver though. Yeah, totally. They're like, sir, what's your problem? I'm just stealing your car.

Yeah. Relax, sir, I'm just taking your car from you. Were you around for the tow trucker? I don't think so. Toe baby. Toe baby was good. There's a guy that saw YouTube named Toe Trucker and he just documents him ruining people's days.

Does he got some new stuff? Huh? Does he got some new stuff? Should we? That's a very good idea. Should we dive in his tow trucker? He's an absolute villain. He'll target people. He'll target guy in the south, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think my favorite YouTube channels are villains Say oh, yeah, I mean I was watching some amigandsum for you guys got her laughing my fucking ass off

I like amigandsum on my TV my living I salute my TV Repeatedly look at this. I was just watching one right on the bottom, no ID for you. He goes, fire starter Karen and Darren, fools get wrecked. In fact, I kinda wanna watch that. It's hooked. Parking revenge. You gotta turn that on.

Watch the one you wanted to watch, is it good? Oh, the Amigans. The Amigans, yeah. He's filming people eating outside on a patio and they like try me nice at first and then he and then they you could the guys getting gradually angry with his date And then the owner of the place comes out and then that sounds like good I'm against it just keeps sitting there filming them as they I love the sounds Stop if you please that if you're like, please no, he doesn't stop at all John like please no he doesn't stop at all John

so Amigans it has a lovely time with these with this old couple because these old people are like obsessed with the car he saw bingo so these people are very sweet and then whatever it takes right I appreciate you guys we just travel we make travel videos for YouTube. Because we're just completely insane. He's just lying. Hey guys, we're just perverted, we jack off just later. We're just completely deranged. This is my son, my name's Jason. Hi Jason.

What's your YouTube channel? You see a nine foot tall shadow of this son behind him? But if I catch you when I put my camera down, you're still sitting here. So here's Amaganza goes, meet the fire starter, Karen and Darren. He did engage first. He goes, like, hey, what's the YouTube called? Yeah, because everyone's a little, because it's weird and fucking a lot. No, it is weird, but I'm just saying, like, why, like, I thought he was going to walk

up and just start, like, fucking with them. Like, if you want this smoke Then you know you're gonna get it. Yeah So amigas I should start saying that you want the smoke He goes I'll have all the smoke Well, I'm gonna drive by in a few minutes. I'll give you a couple of stickers Once again, he's always a Like that looks lovely.

What did you say the name again was? Salty Mermaid. This is the tipsy mermaid. I like her even better. There you go. Thank you. So here we go. So then the guy goes.

Should we make a funny face or? Yeah, he's getting a little annoyed. Do you like making funny faces? Sure? Yeah, you're being annoying. So then he zooms in on the woman. Ah, dude. He's gonna be a smart ass,

so I'm gonna make you look like a cuck in front of your girlfriend. He zooms in on the woman. Keep in mind, they're standing there with giant poles holding cameras. They're not just like acting like they're just building in general, they're literally pointing it at them as they eat.

It's a rig with a fuckin fucking stabilizer on it and everything. It's a huge rig. Amigans like, sir, sir, it's my constitutional right to take upscirpt videos of your wife. It's perfectly legal. So then this guy I think goes like, well, this is strange, like under his breath. He's like, hey, chief, go play with her tits.

So this guy goes very strange, and you know, in Amigans' mind this guy goes very strange, and you know and amigans its mind He goes well. You just fucked up Well, I've got another bird You're not immediately on my side you have any issue with this whatsoever you fucked up. He goes. Where do you work? I'm gonna ruin that place. We'll burn it down Didn't like your tone a little bit What's the legality is that are you concerned about it? Yeah, dude we're like tone a little bit. I think I'll ruin ya. I'm gonna follow you home. Strangers, I'm curious.

What's the legality? Are you concerned about it? Yeah, dude. You're weird. I don't know, you'd have to ask your attorney. Hi. Yes, sir? People are walking by. Good night. Oh, we're not good night.

We're being filmed over here. Yeah, I see that. Oh, you're all good, man. Sorry. No, I appreciate you. Ah! There you go, right here. You gotta give me a fifth.

And people do some wacky faces. They go, ah, ah, into the camera, and then Amiganset. Appreciate you, man. Have a good day. Amiganset loves shit like that. He loves for smiling, thanks for your cool attitude. He goes, anyways, what's your problem?

He goes, no, did you see that? You could be a little more, he goes, you could be a little more like them. He goes, why don't you be a little wacky? Why don't you play, do some faces? Why don't you two fix your attitudes, all right? Why don't you go like this, go like, woo. Get a pep in your step, or you're gonna get mace.

He's making him dance with the bear mace. He goes, you know, If you don't start dancing, Washman here's gonna fucking shoot you. He's gonna shoot you and then he's gonna rape your wife. How do you like that, huh? You all have a good evening. Thank you for the info. I appreciate you. Thank you. He's just showing like, hey, look, I'm nice.

You guys must be assholes. So this guy's girlfriend goes in and obviously tells the owner of the place and she comes out. Hey, can I ask what you're filming? Can I ask what you're filming? Sure. Oh, chief's cleaned up a little bit.

What are you filming? Making a travel video, please. Lost a bunch of weight. And we found out that you're just having a grand opening year, so we figured we'd need a little uncomfortable. I'm sorry? People are a little uncomfortable.

Well, that's... You're wild. This is for Cain. I'm sorry? People are a little uncomfortable. Well, that's... Why? You're just like Kane. I don't want them to be uncomfortable either. You're Kane with a mirror and a camera. Well, that's my guess. Chief goes, why are you uncomfortable? She's holding a gun right at her head.

What's uncomfortable about this, you blonde cunt? Oh, what are you, camera shy, you stupid whore? You don't see some camera shy when you're showing your pussy on the internet. They just make up. You're a Bolly fans person. He mutters shops and only makes, this you? Is this you? You fucking floozy. Well, I mean, yeah, also I'm having a conversation with you, but you have to also think to yourself, you're on Main Street, right? You're out on a porch, out in the open,

sitting out eating. He goes, listen, you thought you could simply have lunch on patio, and you didn't think that two psychopaths, a father and son psychopath combo, would walk up and start filming you? You gotta start thinking about these things. And now you're thinking to yourself right now, I'll call the police, go ahead call them,

they're my best friends. Go ahead call the police, they're my biggest fans. They're commenting, they're in my live chat right now. I got the whole precinct in my pocket. People are gonna see you. People are gonna see you if they're not comfortably, and you should have asked permission from the owner too, as well, to video.

Oh, that's gonna kill him. He goes, well, I love this amiganza thing where he just goes, well, you fucked up. You fucked up again. You don't know 1A. Well, you just stepped into a bear trap. And you're done, and they kill you. Ah.

I'm the owner to take a video. If I wanted to go inside of your restaurant, for sure I'd ask for permission. Okay, my guests are uncomfortable. Well, I am not in control of that. I am, so that's why am. I would I would think you'd better serve them by just telling them there's just some guys out taking some video for a YouTube channel for a travel video and there's nothing to be concerned about. I am concerned. So good. He's always and then if they give him any sass he goes why don't you smile more you fucking bitch. He does immediately get

the massage. He's quite possibly the most sick individual of all time. Yeah. He's so condescending, he goes, how about this, if I were you, not to tell you how to do your job, just go deescalate, tell them it's fine. I'm just doing a travel video. Wouldn't that be better than causing a big scene

in your business? And what can you say to that? You're just like, fuck, that is true. I watched some other video where he was, he was filming some lady get out of her car and walk into the post office. And then the lady was like, what are you doing? And he got in a big thing with her and then it just turned into him being like,

like being really mean to her. And she goes, do you have a mom? And he goes, I don't have a mom, I don't care. I'm an orphan. He's like, sir, you're 55. He goes, you can be an orphan. He's like, hey, lady. Hey, I'm a retarded Batman. Both my parents were audited in an alleyway one time. Serve good food.

That's all you can do, right? I can ask you to leave again. I should have to ask again. He goes, you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. I've never danced with the devil in the, again. I should have to ask again. He goes, you ever danced the devil in the pale moonlight? Where do you want me to leave? You want me to leave the sidewalk?

I would like you to not record my guests. Oh, that's what I'm doing. Would you mind me sharing tape a little bit? Please don't. He goes, I'd like it for you to stop going to the bathroom and throwing up your meals, you bulimic whore. I'd like for you to drop down and suck me off right now, but we can't all get what we want, can we, sweetie? We came up in Fantasyland.

He's such a cock sucker. I'm sure my son over here would like to Eiffel Tower you with me. But this isn't a Fantasyland, is it now, sweetheart? By the way, I want people in the comments, tell us, should we try and connect with the sock parlor in Truckee and maybe go up there and do a little interview with them? We're talking about today.

And then we do a post podcast after the interview where we talk about our experience and how it all went. That could be interesting. I'll answer for them, yes. Here's what we should do, it's about eight hours. Here's what we should do is we should go interview hours. I mean here's what we should do is we should go interview them And then immediately after that we audit them. Yes, and then we walk over with cameras We go. Thank you guys so much. We walk to our car and come back with cameras. Yeah. Yeah, and we go

Hey, hey, we got a lot of spray We will gas the shit out of the sock parlor a second time You know what we should do is just keep doing the interview and then they're like, all right Well, we got to get back to work and then we just go, okay you can. Call the police. You thought they were a fan of amiganza. Wait till you see how big of a fan they are of a racist podcast. They're in the palm of our hand. I can call someone to have asked you to leave Do you really want to do that?

No, I do not. All right, so let's just get back to being normal and just have your norm Enjoy your he goes here. I love he always flips it owes those you're being weird Strangers they're being weird all the time such a freak My guests are comfortable. I cannot I can't not do my job because somebody's uncomfortable. That's foolish. What if I'm uncomfortable? Just telling her that this is his job. That would melt my brain. It's my job. She goes, your job? How much money you make? He's like, like five hundred thousand dollars a year. He goes, how about I buy this restaurant right now? Because everybody when he says like, we can't really tell you why we do this,

they don't let us, everyone looks at him like he's just a hapless retard. They go like, you must live in the sewers with your son. What do you think he pulls in a year? So much, I mean these videos have. Does he have a Patreon? I don't know if he has a Patreon, but he has like hundreds of thousands of views.

I think he has at least like a donation. It's obviously funding his travels across the He's making a good amount of money. Yeah, look at his thumbnail By the way for his channel his channel thumbnail real quick is so fucking funny. Look at this. Hold on It's it's him like in a school like he's driving It's him in a school, he's driving. Look at this. It's like, he's literally driving a short bus. He's driving a mental institution to a new city. He's like, I got Mancini and a bunch of the other freaks

in the back, we're all gonna film people eating in Bisbee. He's like, hey chief, get a picture of this. I'll pretend like I'm driving. I'm gonna go on the banner. Today we're in Toledo, Ohio. We're filming people eat chili dogs outside. They're really upset. What a psychopath.

I wanna see what this guy at dinner with his girlfriend or at lunch with his girlfriend does. He's getting angrier and angrier. Foolish. You're foolish, you're foolish. What a flat ass you have. He loves body insults when women get angry at him. He just immediately starts attacking their bodies. Is he married?

There's no way he's still married. No. No, no, no. I think so. His wife has been in a bunch of videos. She's a Native American lady. Yeah, she's mom. Oh, really?

She's mom. She's mom? She's like a down ass bitch. There's a Native American lady, yeah. Chief's mom. Oh, really? Chief's mom. Chief's mom? She's like a down-ass bitch. There's a bunch of like, there's episodes where he's getting arrested and stuff and she's like just yelling at the cops, like, he didn't get one A! Why the one A?

He's just injecting her with like poison and shit. Yeah. He's got heroin in her insulin. Oh. I have something you need to film us I think you've started enough of a fire. I'm here to see about all the audits. What about them? See who's been doing them. He's been doing them.

Take a hike Nicole Simpson. Keeps saying references where it's like you're you're gonna be a dead you will be killed Because I'd shut the fuck up if I were you Natalie would Often I would just enjoy your meal Wow And the husband's like how do you do nothing the husband's fuming because he knows he's out with it. Yeah, you can't do it I was being outrageous He knows he's out with it. Yeah, you can't do it. I was being outrageous

Rages to be gaslights people so hard He's my hero this guy's like God if only I knew more about the Constitution God of only it wasn't a giant pussy. I would do something like why are you doing anything? He's I don't know shit about the Constitution to be honest. He goes, babe, I didn't want to admit this, but I'm a huge fan of him. Yeah. I don't feel like being pepper sprayed today, honey. He goes, babe, it's 1A. What? I don't think, you've been standing here

for 20 minutes filming us. I don't think that's outrageous. He's been filming this couple eating for 20 minutes, pretending that it's totally normal. It's so weird. And he's going, you guys are being outrageous. You guys are freaks. I don't know what's with you two.

You're just sitting there, aren't you? Just sitting there, eating, having a small talk. He goes, you guys are actually being perverts about all this. He goes, stop looking at me. I see you eyeing me and my balls. My balls. He starts sexualizing himself.

He goes, you like this? He goes, you like this? He starts rubbing his hand over his pants. He goes, I know I'm snatched. He goes, I'm taking honey. gotta tell you wasting a badass I know he goes listen I know you want this bussy made it about you I'm not filming you because you're that's a very lofty idea about yourself. Is this an asshole? Lofty idea. Lofty idea.

Look at him. Not a good look for the restaurant. It's like a peeping Tom going like, oh yeah, you're really full of yourself. Yeah, I'm watching you. I'm like, oh yeah, close the blind. I'll be in the backyard. I was already looking into the bathroom. You would just happen to start pitting.

You're the one being weird about this. Oh God, you know, mean we're about this uh... god you know he's really if this is not just a little bit this that will be she's saying anything is about to just called them like a little bit just really calls roseanne dot but your perception it is a little bit i don't know i don't think the people that were sitting next to you with a different this is not getting next to you would say the same thing. This guy's not getting pussy for the next year.

Look at this couple, this family is so confused to do this human hometown buffet walking. Yeah. They could talk to a wall. They're very kind people. They could talk to a wall. Is this Bucky's? And you can't talk to walls.

You know what, just go back to eating. I'm not interested in having a conversation. The one that's being discussed. He goes, to eating. I'm not interested in having a conversation with you. This is the one that's being disgusted. He goes, you know, I'm not interested in you two. He puts his camera right in their face. He goes, you two do nothing for me. The thing I care about you is who's disgusting. The egos on you guys, it is disgusting.

He goes, hey, that food looks like a huge little pepper okay well I appreciate your point of view thank you and if you're trying to impress her you're doing a terrible job Oh no! He's now making fun of them! Oh god! You know they rap and his son is like, you're my hero, dad. Oh really? Once you get married, that's it? It's over? Honeymoon's over? What? What?

He's been an ass! No, he's an asshole. He's an asshole. He's a complete cossack. There are like fighting words. You can like, if you insult somebody hard enough, like it is a thing. You can like fight them. I think there is a law. I think there is. Yeah, there is a law with like,

cause John used to tell me that. Cause I thought. There's mutual combat laws. I thought no one could punch me just from words. But John said they can. But if you call them like a faggot or their mom a whore. You can, it you can antagonizing He's not crossing that line though, so I know about this too

You basically have to say something where you're indicating like oh you're making a sort of direct threat Yeah, or you're indicating it doesn't have to be a threat like in words, but it's saying something words like okay now This is obviously like I'm in danger. Yeah Doing that where it's like, okay, now this is obviously like, I'm in danger here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's not doing that. He's a good lawyer. Those videos where like, like a white kid calls a black kid the N-word and he gets beat up.

Like I feel like that kid, that black kid can't face like legal repercussions. No, that is a good example. No, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what, what do you guys think this lady is gonna do?

This is a incel Jane Fonda When people are like respectful of them, yeah I love how people always think filming him back will do anything. You gotta beat Amigansit in different ways. How would we beat Amigansit? I'd pull my cock out. What would you do? Yeah, I'd probably, yeah, I'd get him. I'd open my asshole up, like in front of him.

I'd open my gaping asshole. I'd be like, put this on YouTube, faggot. Go video over. Joey, what is the way to beat Amigansit, my son? Well, so, I mean, the obvious way is you just go like, oh yeah, you know, I respect what you're doing, like you got every right to do it, and then he'll leave you alone.

And then like the only other option, if you actually wanna go to war with him, the only way to actually beat him is just to start going. In my, I think, I've never seen this, but if, I think Devin would actually be really good at this if he wanted to try it against them against it You just go and like alright So you you take your son across America and you're like ruining his life and like don't you?

Right you ever feel bad that you're like I know it's legal But don't you think you're destroying like you're making your son like a weird you're kind of stunting your kid You know he's gonna be bullied after this you know this channel in one day He's never got pussy a day in his life you know he's gonna be bullied after this, you know this channel will end one day. Your kid will be known as a freak. You gotta look at your son, he's never got pussy a day in his life. Never in his life. This, Amigans, it's a lot like, you ever see that movie Captain Fantastic?

Yeah. Where Viggo Mortensen raises all his kids in the woods. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That movie sucks. And they're all like, it's a decent movie. They're all like smarter and they know how to like, you know, hunt and do all these things that like would have been helpful back in the day It's a decent movie. They're all smarter and they know how to hunt and do all these things that would have been helpful

back in the day if we were cavemen and shit basically. But they suck ass in real life. They're freaks and then they start resenting him because they can't talk to anybody. Exactly. So that's how you get in my thing. Imagine Watchmen on a date. Here's the problem though.

I bet he's getting pussy all across America Oh, yeah, probably yeah from psychopath like like like freedom freedom fighters like Patriot girls But like but you could still be like well How about like can't he what we will never have a real relationship? Yeah, cuz you're forcing him on the road constantly and macing people. Yeah, forcing him to make call him bald and stuff Yeah, but then he'd just be like, well I'm happily married and I'm an entrepreneur. No, he's good at defending against baldness.

I'm a self-made man, so I'm actually a great example for my son. He would beat you in that game. Well, I think Devin would actually be a good matchup for him. I think that, because what I would do is just obviously, like hey, I'm a huge fan, can I get a picture? But I think that if somebody wanted to get really aggressive

and just point out like I you know Yeah, this is your temporarily successful. This is your your son's your your son social life exactly hanging out with you But it also it also is gonna defend his father. There's still no winning you wouldn't win You would just be the best content. He's had on his page. That's true Then everyone would just ruin my the goal is to shut the video down So I think like if you can't put personal information on YouTube, right? So can't you just start doxing yourself?

Start saying your social security number. I gotta help it out. He's gotta edit it now. Now you're winning. Now you're winning. Now there is no winning. The only way to win is just walking away. What if you had his address locked and loaded?

He would just edit it out. What if he's prepared for it? Like Batman. He lives on the road. He's a ghost. He's a ghost. He's a ghost. He's like a Fast and the Furious villain. He's Renner-born.

Yeah, exactly. So now this guy's filming him. This is the opposite of what you do. No, you don't do this. Yeah, this is the worst thing. Rookie mistake. Rookie mistake. See, that's why, and I know he's being an asshole,

but that's why I said at the beginning when he goes the guy what's got what's your YouTube channel? Yeah, if he would have avoid saying that yeah, if he just or say it like hey what? YouTube channel I love shit like that exactly then amiganza goes oh, it's this and that Next victim yeah, you start playing porn on your phone and putting it Yeah, that's actually perfect. Yeah, you start playing hardcore porn on your phone. Yeah Yeah, right. Yeah ass on your fucking camera. Yeah, here's the counter to that Is that ammigant it now calls the police on you for indecent? Oh, that's fine. I'm just have fun in jail Yeah, you can't play porn in public. No

Yeah, fuck you start playing you should expose you Seriously? Yeah Fuck Uh, you start playing You should know, you already have those charges John would somehow get murdered by emigants I think John would lose his temper and just be like You fucking faggot hippie emigrant Yeah, John would just start calling him a faggot hippie

I'm trying to think, what can you play on your phone that would be like You could play like a Hitler speech No, you'd want to do like a big copyrighted song. Oh dead videos copyrighted song Do that I still I still think that even death videos be like in decent ISIS videos No, I said you can't have any of those on a social media They'll black that shit out so you get like an ISIS recruitment video just start playing it You can't even say ISIS on Instagram you get like an ISIS recruitment video, just start playing it. You can't even say ISIS on Instagram. You get the hummulah. I like that shit.

That's like disorderly conduct there. No, well, that's fine. I can do that all day. I can walk around with ISIS videos in public. Nobody gives a shit. You just start playing that, that'll get taken off YouTube immediately. Just like people praying?

You can call the cops, but I'm just playing ISIS videos. No, they'll literally have like the ISIS. You can't even have an ISIS flag or Hamas flag on Instagram. Or like, they have to like chop it up. That's play a terrorism execution video you'd be good he'll blurt it out as much as I think they're but the amigans and yeah they're like pieces of shit and they're really crazy and they

just bait people and they ruin people's lives and businesses if I ran into amigans in public I would be like a part of the video oh yeah I would like just tell him I'm a huge 1a guy yeah I love it. God bless. And I'd be like, you know, I wanna come back to my place, look at my rifles, and I have so much pepper spray. And he's like, really good collection, brother. What a collection, brother. Can you sign my pepper spray? He's like, I've blinded 17 people in the last month.

But he's also a master of like, it's like where they say like, when you don't, you don't want to fight like an alligator in the water. He's pulling you into his world, like in this weird scenario that no one has ever been in. He's hiding under a- He's in that scenario every day, 10 times a day. Yeah, Amigans, that's a croc under a lily. Yeah. He's amigans. It's a croc under a lily. Yeah Last week he is Bane in the darkness That is literally what yes predator. We were trying to be like Arnold Schwarzenegger and predator

That's how you beat him all right, let's see what this goes with this game And I know all hope is lost, but I really hope you have a music moment. Just enjoy your meal Yeah, I really Yeah, best meal ever yeah, I love my wife and I love this restaurant Oh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yelling the n-word at amok yes Yeah, that would I thought of that and I realized that he's supposed to yeah We love this town good. It's a beautiful town from here, but we It's a great little town all right locals only relax God this guy sucks Y'all try to be open to new things My group sucks cool with me and my son. I'm sure you're a nice guy

things like group sucks cool with me and my son I'm sure you're a nice guy he goes let me ask him sweetheart you know lucky Pierre is how about you fuck chief Oh Fuck no different circumstance different place It's like so my favorite white guys drive is There's two there's a black couple walking by am Amigans right now in front of this couple eating. How y'all doing? Y'all right, how are you? Oh, he said y'all. He code switched.

He code switched, yeah. He code switched, he code switched, yeah. You can tell he does, he has been, well I mean obviously he's married to a Native American, but you can tell he's been around a lot of racism culture. Yeah, where's he he from you know? City South Dakota no no no Hamptons, maybe he's born in am again am again. Yeah, it's like it's like out in Long Island Yeah, it's the Hamptons

Yeah, yes, I don't I've never heard am again. I know narrow it's like a county in the hand I'm again a little county in the hands Narragansett's the beer isn't it out there isn't there against it also a little county in the Hamptons. Narragansett's the beer, isn't it, out there? Isn't Narragansett also a little town? Maybe it is, I don't know. Probably based on a little town. He goes, what's up, young brother? What you two doing tomorrow?

What's up, so, brother? He goes, I noticed you got a little uncomfortable when the blacks walked by. Where's the tiki torch, buddy? I saw you check for your wallets when they walked by. He goes, Dear white people, Bob, you should check it out. It's a great show. A straight shot of my face for half an hour. It's not a straight shot.

I have from this corner of the building to that corner. He goes, You think you're so important? This building's fucking fascinating. There's balloons. There's a tree. There's some stairs. Hey, you're not a big fucking Hollywood star, Bob, OK? You're so important this building's fucking fascinating. There's balloons. There's a tree. There's some stairs Hey, you're not a big fucking Hollywood star bub, okay? He goes yeah, man your face your wife's ass

I mean the list goes on and on he goes. Yeah, I have a great shot of your wife's cheeks He goes I'd order a salad if I were you next time whore What is he looking he goes I'd order a salad if I were you next time whore Because I don't know if that dress is the best choice with your body bitch How many months far along are you bitch when's the baby do cunt Can I can I see it Stop it, honey, please Stop stop. He's feeling he has 36 confirmed kills

I told you when I was done in a few minutes, which I would have been gone by now And I probably would have come back already to live with this that I would give you stickers until you which I would have been gone by now and I probably would have come back already. You have to live with this. That I would give you stickers and tell you. What's the deal with the film? Reactions from us? Sorry? You're just trying to get reactions from us?

I think you're trying to get a reaction out of me. I was ignoring you. I'm having a pleasant conversation. You're trying to get reactions and I love your cheeks. I can see your cheeks through the chair. Your cheeks are getting a reaction out of my cock. This is gonna be a very high rated video. Karen and Darren.

He goes, honey, let's just say I'm doing a come tribute to this video when I get home, all right? I'm busting all over my MacBook when I get home. He goes, you guys even listen to Buck Cherry? Somebody else and you interjected yourself into my life. He just starts singing it. He goes, hey, you're crazy bitch, but you're buck so good. I'm on.

Behind the camera, like a psychopath. When I scream, I'm doing you all night. He does like a demon voice. Watch when he gets involved, he starts dancing. His son starts dancing. His son starts crumping on the sidewalk. He's doing the birdie. He's on the side going, Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly sugar baby. That's very subjective.

He goes, why you acting so nervous? very subjective he goes why you acting so nervous I would just suggest humbly that you step out of your comfort zone once in a while he's the greatest bully of all time it's unreal you step out of your comfort zone occasionally. Oh Let me feel your ass stop being so weird Filming your wife's ass, Bob 1a I think I can't run somebody's face We do a lot of adventurous things that have nothing to do with

You guys were swingers Relates to I think it's rude to try to get me to go away when I'm not just videoing on a public sidewalk You know I think that's rude We all have opinions a Lot of horrible situations in this world are caused by one single fire starter, and it's not a good idea to be that Go your problem And he films them for 45 minutes and goes, you're a problem, buddy. He films them for an hour and he claims them? That's unbelievable. He's such a piece of shit.

Hality is filming out in public, on a public sidewalk, perfectly legal. I can video record. Anything my eyes can see, I can record. Anything my eyes can see. But I do appreciate the conversation back and forth. I'm always looking to educate myself and expand my horizons. So thank you for that.

He's such a fucking ass. And the only reason I'm sticking around now is because the owner said she was calling the police, so I'm not going to run away from him. I have to wait here for him, huh? Yeah, he's not a coward like you, dude. Would have been gone 10 minutes ago. I would just go, honey, we're going inside. Oh, he goes on the screen.

I just had an idea What's he gonna do? Oh? Look over there. What's that? I don't know why we watch anything else on this show. I know. I mean, because we didn't watch him for like two years. We gave up on him. This was a nice break. That's why it's so good that we took such a break. Yeah. But I'm down to rename the podcast Amigenza Watch. And we did nothing else forever. Oh, he's going in now. So Amiganza's walking into the restaurant

without a camera. Oh shit. Oh my God. He's gonna sit behind them and have a meal, isn't he? That would be the best. The police show up a minute later. Damn, what the fuck? They're outside, they must've been watching or something.

Just got battlefield earth hair. Amiganza walks back out. Thank you. Hey guys. Hello. How's it going? Good, how are you? Doing alright. So, Carice, what you guys are up to today? Show me your video. We're doing better now. Ka-chow.

Awoogaa. He goes, Awoogaa. He goes, Me likey what me sees. He goes, Cart likey what me sees. He goes to Cartoon Orange, dog. He goes, I love indigenous bitches. For YouTube. For YouTube? Okay. Alright, gotcha. Any specific reason for this?

It's their grand opening, so we're just getting some footage of the front of the place. This is even a grand opening. He's fucking with this place the day they opened, dude. Oh my god. What if he's just like, and I'll be here every single day. He goes, yeah, here the food's good. I'll be out front.

Where are they? What, you know what town this is? I think they're in Ohio somewhere, I think. Zion? I think they might be in Ohio. Oh, okay, awesome. Did they ask you to come out and record them? No, no, not at all. Nothing to do with them. Alright, cool deal. He goes, Sergeant, what's your name, Hefner? More like Heffer, you fat bitch. Very cool.

My name's Jason. Pleasure to meet you. Nice to meet you. Matt. Ben. Cool deal. Awesome. I love red Heffers.

The only reason I'm asking is because it sounds like the owners were just a little bit frustrated with it, just since they didn't ask for it. So I just didn't know if there was any particular reason. He goes, yeah, no, we hear that a lot. We don't care. We're cocksuckers. He just pronounces it. He just says it.

He goes, listen, me and my son here, we're huge cocksuckers. You guys are kind of upset with each other. He goes, yeah, I know. That's our bread and butter, dumbass. I don't know anything or just any type of motive or anything like that. No, just what I told you. buttered dumbass. Hahaha. Hahaha. Or just any type of motive or anything like that. No, just what I told you.

Yeah. Okay. Um, so it does sound like... She goes, right, cocksuckers. Okay. Got it. Unfortunately that they are not wanting this at this time. It's uh, tab four, just a bunch of cocksuckers. Hahaha. You should call them back up just a couple cocksuckers. Yeah, yeah, call them back up. They're just cocksuckers. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking.

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I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you're thinking. I'm not sure what you you okay so I stood staying waiting for you to show up he said they're going to look I'm not a psychopath I'm gonna film these strangers for 30 minutes I would have left an hour he wanted to extend it okay I just it sounds like they're asking they're wanting you guys to leave now well I'm not gonna be chased off I could tell you that no no one chases me, I'm not gonna be chased off. I can tell you that now.

Okay, that's fine, I don't need you to be chased. No one chases me off. You know who chased off my wife's people? You know, my wife's people were already chased off this land a long time ago. We're done running. We're done running, okay? We're done being victimized.

Just need to finish what I'm doing and then I'll leave with my own accord. Okay, do you guys have IDs on you by chance? I always have IDs. He goes big, he goes big fucking mistake. He goes, you stupid bitch. You stupid fucking bitch. IDs?

IDs, ooh. He goes, let's take it there! He's grabbing his car. He's like, here's my fucking ID! Yeah, yeah, here's my fucking ID! You had DNA samples also? You stupid bitch! You do okay. Okay, well if you just want to hang out for a second I got another officer coming in route here so just hang out and do whatever you gotta do. Okay, all right, cool. Well, if you just wanna hang out for a second, I got another officer coming in route here, so just hang out and do whatever you gotta do. Okay, thank you.

Hehehehehehe. Hahaha, he's still, he's getting closer to them. That kicks ass. They're also having the longest meal I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, they're staying on purpose here. You walk like this, no worries. All right, thank you, appreciate you.

They don't wanna lose. He's not filming for us, he's just filming because he's kind of weirdo We don't care sir. Thank you fuck off weirdo We're with him now appreciate that He's like I'm trying to make nice with you guys you just keep trying to fire it back up Right now I don't think you're nice sir, I don't think you're nice. I don't think either of you are nice. I appreciate your opinion. She's killing it right now. Zionsville.

Zionsville? What is this, Israel? Oh my god. Folks. Very good. More like Cryansville with how they're acting. What's the name? It's the Tipsy Mermaid. Oh, beautiful, you look lovely today.

Thank you. Thank you. Best thing I've heard all year. People need to tell you more often. You're sweet. Enjoy your day. I like it. What a charmer.

I like it, he just charms everybody else and they just fume sitting there. It's called the tipsy mermaid? Is that what it's called? The tipsy mermaid. Yeah. Okay, look it up on Yelp. Doctor. It's locked. The Yelp is locked, I'll tell you right now. Don't lock the camera over.

It's so funny, everyone walking by loves him. Guys, have a good day guys. That's what makes him sh- that's what makes him not just a normal troll. Yeah. He's able to like kind of shift gears. Yeah. He's a chameleon. Yeah.

The cops are all standing up front like, what do we do? I guess there's nothing. He wins again. We got a major fight going on here. Hi guys. How we doing? Good, how are you? Good.

We were just popped here due to some things that were going on with some of the customers. Is everything okay with you guys? Everything's fine. I already explained to your officer what we're doing here. Okay, I wasn't here with her, so I did. You're the officer at Heights? Yep.

Very cool. My name's Jason. Nice to meet you, sir. Pleasure to meet you. I just want to make sure that there's no arguments going on with you guys and customers, things like that. Not as far as I'm aware, right? Okay. Why me? So, are you guys just recording for the grand opening?

No, well, we're actually making a YouTube travel video. Nice, okay. It's such a lie. It's such a lie. It's such a lie. He says it's a travel video. It's such a fucking lie. He goes there, literally what he does,

he shows up to a town and he films like, he films like the American flag waving out front of the post office. And he goes like, today we're in Toledo, Ohio. And then he just goes and puts his camera in people's faces. That's not a travel video. You don't go like, look at the sights. Look at this guy's fucking moles on his face.

That's not the sights. He's like, come to Zinesville, though. Look at this weirdo. That's all like a tourist pamphlet. It's just that guy. Come annoy this guy. Come look at a couple and have lunch out front! Update, Yelp not locked. Good reviews, four and a half stars.

Wait, go to the most recent review. What city is it in Connor? Ohio? Or its state? Zionsville, is that Indiana? Indiana. It's a beautiful state. Interesting. Good reviews, two months ago. Good for them. It's been locked. The most recent one is two months.

I couldn't even find the sock parlor on Yelp. It didn't exist. Well, that did get locked. The sock parlor was horribly affected by Amid Transit. He shut them down, basically. Oh, by the way. They were tormented ruthlessly online after that video. They got death threats.

Their parents got death threats. Jesus Christ. The sock parlors. And you know, that's America, man. That's 1A. Yeah. You know? I wonder what he'd think of finding out about that. The He just kind of just goes like, hey, you guys did it, not me, I'm just filming. Like, you know, if the world reacts like that, that's what they do, you know? Yeah, he goes like, everyone is free will.

It's free will. I hope he goes to heaven one day and audits God. God's so annoyed he sends him to hell. Auditing Satan. Satan's like, fuck this, you're alive again, dude. He's resurrected. You're immortal, just fucking audit people for the rest of your life. Until the world ends, you're alive again, dude. He's resurrected. You're immortal. Just fucking audit people the rest of your life.

Until the world ends. You're alive again. You're immortal, man, ghost writer. Satan resurrects him because he's so fucking annoying. We make videos. We've been traveling full time for five years, yada yada, long story. That's awesome.

But yes, we were just walking by and then a couple of the customers out here told us it was a grand opening. Yup, it was pretty cool. We had a little footage of the place Absolutely. That's it. Cool. Got my card back for me. I have a card and I have a Very cool. See and ask for your name and signature. Absolutely. You got it. Little autograph there for ya. You got it. Did you guys get to eat here and everything too or no? No, no. Okay. Sure, for the footage makes sense. Yeah, yeah. Pretty cool place. It's a beautiful place. Beautiful day.

Oh, he paid for their meal. When I went inside I paid for Karen and, makes sense. Pretty cool place. Stunt the dog. That's a beautiful place, beautiful day. Oh, he paid for their meal. When I went inside, I paid for Karen and Darren's meal. Oh my god. He's the most sinister fuck of all time. This guy's, that's good. Dude, he is a genius. He is an evil genius. That's actually really good.

I would actually just be like, thanks. Yeah, me too. I love you now, what's your channel? That's the ultimate cucking though. Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna cuck you down and then here's a cuck for the road. We'll find out about this cuck later. Here's a cuck for the go.

Yeah, yeah. He goes, you eat, I pay. His girlfriend's like, wow, you didn't pay? You didn't pay? He goes, by the way, I tipped 100%. So. Nothing else to do. The husband's like, no honey, we have to eat lunch again.

I'm paying. I can't let this happen. Downtown husband's like, no honey, we have to eat lunch again. I'm paying. I can't let this happen. Downtown Zion Hill is beautiful too. So like I said, I just want to make sure that there was nothing harassing going on with the customers. I think you guys are good to record. It's just a matter of as long as there's no disturbance

with any of the customers. What if they have a big makeup at the end? What if the guy goes, thank you for paying? There's not a lot of time left in this video. I don't. If anybody creates a disturbance with me, that's the one thing I can't control. That would be nice, but I don't see it.

But I can assure you, I won't. Call us. Call us and we will handle that, okay? I won't create any disturbances on my end, sir. All right. Unless my camera's considered a disturbance, that's subjective and I can't help that. Hey, you are on.

Did you guys think that? Yes, sir. We can talk about it in court. You were on, however you so please, so. I appreciate you. I'm good with that. And you'll let them know so there's no further confusion. The lady goes, hey, you're on public property, you're please, so. I appreciate you. I'm good with that. And you'll let them know, so there's no further complaint. He goes, hey, you're on public property,

you're not black, there's no problem. Yeah. Yeah. The customer, whoever called the complaint. So I believe it was the manager. However, your son is under arrest for stealing that thing. Yeah, if there's anything further, just call us, and we can come out and handle it for you.

We're just gonna take the Native American and then we'll be on our way. And I wanna thank you, sir. We're just gonna take the Native American, we're gonna send him to a mental institution. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're just gonna take the Native American, we're gonna send him to a mental institution. Thank you, I appreciate that. You guys have a wonderful day. Officer Rapallo. Very cool. Pleasure to meet you sir, thank you.

Is it Sergeant Byron? Yep. And Officer D'Casse? Yep. Very cool. Appreciate you guys. Take care. Have a great day. Can we be friends now? Can we be friends now? He dispatched the cops. Oh no. We're funny, I will say that. Oh! Well thank you. He's drunk enough now where he's like fuck yeah he's had three restripes and he's out of his mind.

He starts talking like he's like oh he's bum-ba had three restripes and he's out of his mind. He starts talking like, he's like, OI BUMBA CLUTCH, YOU SHOOTED MY BEST FRIEND MAN! He goes, ME AND YOUR MAMMA GO BOP SLETTING LATER MAN! He gave me my credit card back because I just paid for the meal for those two people on the end there that were very upset about us out here filming. And I don't think they're even aware of that yet. And definitely not looking for the credit for it, but hopefully after they leave,

it'll put a smile on their face and maybe ease their pain. Yeah, but Kansas now doing little things like that where he's like trying, he kind of is starting to feel bad. He might be getting like a conscience. Yeah, he always kind of does. He always kind of just peppers in like a little bit like hey I think it's because he's for optics. He's like hey look guys. I don't I don't want to lose everybody I'm kind of so he knows the comments would be like you're so that's amazing

Public and being filmed or photographed in a very very public setting like you see here And I just want to point out to everyone else to while we're waiting for the police to leave before we take off He's they need us for anything else and I just want to Point out the fact that there's not a single customer here that has any issue with what we're doing Fired up a couple of people but Everyone else has been very cordial very nice and having a great evening. So lot to be learned from watching these types of things. Hope you're getting something out of it.

I wanna see how they react and finding out the meal got paid for. Ooh, oh man, what a cock. There you go, whatever you wanna do. I know it's not gonna make me any friends, but the only reason I did it was because I want you to leave here and have a smile on your face.

Not my intention to upset anybody. Oh my God. I hope you have a better evening. God, what an ass. Thank you. Happy Joe. Yes, yes, she's had great things. The only guy that can pay for your meal

and you fucking still fucking hate him. That made me hate him more. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Oh, no foul, right? Have a good night. Oh, what a dick. Only guy that can pay for your meal and you fucking still fucking him that man more appreciate Well alright guys is the word of the evening here Like I guess we should wait for Joey to come back to wrap up, but that was some good, I guess we don't need him. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh yeah, we know we can wait for him.

Oh my god, can you imagine? He never seems to come to, he doesn't seem to come to LA much. No, I think he'd get like jumped in certain cities. New York City, no. Yeah, he goes to the most like Doss Island white cities of America. I wanna see Amiganza in the Bronx.

It'd be the best. Go act like you have the police around you. The NYPD would just beat your ass. They don't do much shit about your rules. He goes, so we're in Brooklyn right now, a crown fried chicken, just doing an audit. He gets knocked down the first 30 seconds of the video. It's not even a guy he's filming,

it's just a knockout game. I think he's a Jew. Yeah. Wow. He should audit the White House, dude. That's the ultimate audit. He's got to have been to DC. Come on, let's check that out.

I want to see him like Joe Biden getting pissed off. Well, that's never gonna happen Yeah, Connor He's been to Washington, Utah, he doesn't really go to major cities He kind of goes to small cities where he can abuse his power Yeah, cuz I think like you can like if you go to like you there's got to be some buildings. You can't film like federal building banks Banks nice thing is't post offices considered? What about like a prison or some shit?

I think well he never goes like into the property with the camera he's on public property so you can go anywhere he goes into post offices because they're not allowed to tell you to stop filming there's like some rule or whatever but yeah anyway Joey they got a little they were like thanks for the dinner He fist bumped him and then he left Huge fight with him and his wife Amigas it's gonna jack off tonight to the thought of them breaking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a legend what a piece of shit legend He's waiting outside their house, she walks out.

He's like, lonely, honey? Ha ha ha ha ha! All right, folks, we hope you enjoyed that. Everyone make sure to check out Live, Laugh, Love, April 20th. April 20th, baby, link in my bio. No ho. North Hollywood.

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