Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Vacation in Cleveland

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

Trains carrying poison keep crashing, a woman kills her boyfriend and then attacks her lawyer, Matt Walsh attacks Dylan Mulvaney, Joey calls his Mom, a grandfather confronts a teacher for putting a dress on his grandson and then John's Gun Corner makes a return Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. What does this remind you of, Dev?

Hey, it looks like your Friday night! Every Friday! Yeah, I don't know, I'm gonna start taking Tonga Ali what even it sounds like a Muslim boxer it's like a fungus from China or some shit oh Joey you're not on mic

oh fuck there we go there we go there we go yeah we're good what's yours like Best thing. Now I'm done. There we go. Best thing. We're good. What's yours like?

There we go. We're in. I haven't gotten it yet. I got Tonga Ali. This is a sign of a man whose life is on track. He's ordering fungus from China. I'm literally starting The Last of Us in my room.

I got Tonga my room I got Tonga Ali I got bee bread Which is like The bees they take all the pollen Back to the hive and then they Shit on it and spit on it and it becomes bread Oh wow that's gotta be Really good for you

It's got every nutrient How is that good Chinese people are so strong looking. There's some jack Chinese dudes, dude. Also, this is fungus from the Gobi Desert, so I think it's more like Mongolians. There's jack Chinese guys in Top Gun, maybe.

Oh. There was an Asian guy in there? I don't know. I'm assuming they threw one in there. John thinks he's channeling ancient Mongolian warriors. He's not. He's eating fungus. You're going to turn into Genghis Khan. Why don't you just eat lean protein? That's what I do.

Let's explain this to you. I've been a bad boy lately. You eat like shit. You're single-handedly keeping Doritos afloat. Those are so good. Fucking Doritos barbecues are the best. When you hit a million subscribers, YouTube sends you a float. Dude, those are so good. Fucking Doritos barbecues are the best goddamn place. You know when YouTube when you hit like a million subscribers, YouTube

sends you a plaque? Frito-Lay sent John a plaque. There's a big corporate meeting where they're like, listen, millennials are sinking our business. They just won't eat Doritos anymore. The only thing keeping us afloat, they pull up a It's a presentation! They go, him!

It's like one of the photos of Jason Bourne. I'm like exiting an AM PM at 3 in the morning. It's John at the bar, like wiping a cup. Fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, Jesus Christ. I fucking almost broke Yarmul's arm. Don't fuck with Yarmul's arm.

Yarmul's hit me up and gave me rad advice, dude. Rad advice? Rad, rad advice. Oh, rad advice. He gave me a bunch of rad advice. He was like, you got to get glue traps and shit. Yeah, he's like, you turn them into a table. You glue them all together and you make a big cable out of it.

He's like, you dovetail the rats. So you're doing like walking dead therapy. Yeah, just coming on Saturday. I've always stuck to Jets. The problem is I've been doing maintenance weight for a year, and I haven't gained weight. Then going back to dieting fucking sucks ass. It's almost like I forgot how to do it.

Yeah, it's terrible. Oh, it's the worst. You eat really boring for days on end, and then you're like, God damn it, this sucks. I'm not happy, though. I feel better, but I'm not happy. I mean, I'm eating fucking, you know. I just eat a lot of eggs. You eat a lot of bullshit. You eat way too many eggs, too. I eat but I'm not happy. I mean, like, I'm eating fucking, you know. I just eat a lot of eggs.

You eat a lot of bullshit. You eat way too many eggs, dude. I eat so many eggs, dude. Your cholesterol is probably. You save fat from your old meals. Yeah. Yeah, John, by the way, John saves, like, beef fat from, he makes bolognese, and then he saves the fat, and then he uses that fat to cook his eggs in.

No, I, I. Which can't be. I made a brisket, and then I saved the fucking juice in the brisket and it like, you know, coagulated. Why does it coagulate though? Because it's fat. Because it's fat. I put a little bit of that in my egg. It was delicious.

You realize that's so an egg, one egg, a large egg is like maybe 80 calories. You realize the protein. Yeah, the coagulated fat that you're pouring on top of it that's probably another 1,000 calories. 1,000 calories. You realize the coagulated fat that you're pouring on top of it, that's probably another 1,000 calories. 1,000 calories? That's incredibly dense.

Yeah, it's dense calories. One tablespoon of olive oil is like 100 or 200. It's actually fucking insane. I wasn't using more than one tablespoon of that shit. Sure. Sure.

It tasted amazing. It. Sure, bud. It tasted amazing. It tasted so fucking good. Of course. Yes. It was so good. Good things taste good. It's like when people tell you about a pastry at a place, like you got to try it.

It's so, oh my God, it's just so good. I'm always like, right. I'm sure it's filled with butter and sugar. I love when people talk about food, like decadent food and how good it is. I'm like, oh, I wonder why. Yeah, like French food. Oh my God, did they figure it out? Yeah, French food is just butter.

It's just like butter and garlic. Yeah, but just, yeah. Every good meal anyone makes at home and you're like, oh my God, you're like, Derek, this is fantastic. It's because he put like a stick of butter in it. Remember when we were all on keto? We were losing weight, but our hearts were about to explode.

My heart started misfiring. I had to buy a pill because my heart would just beat however it wanted. Your heart went broken arrow. Instead of just like how a heart is supposed to go. Yeah, you're having palpitations. It would just go like. And then it would stop go like, brr. And then it would stop for like 10 seconds.

And then it would just go like, brr, brr. Dude, that's insane. Jesus Christ. Well, now it's fixed because I stopped doing that. But that's what John's still doing. I remember Joey was on keto. Joey was the first guy I knew that went on keto. We were all on keto. We were eating like butter sticks wrapped in bacon for like snacks we were fucking eating wings all we did

was eat wings non-stop we're like freebasing rant i remember joey dude i'm fucking losing weight i would also i would do that then i would chug like 400 milligrams of caffeine then i would run five miles and i'd be like this is healthy and then that's when i started misfiring yeah joey i remember joey went to the doctor when he was on keto and i was like i remember you were talking to i distinctly remember this moment you're talking about you're like aren't you worried about your cholesterol and joey was like no my doctor said my cholesterol is just more mobile in my bloodstream now it's more mobile what does that mean well so my cholesterol is hitchhiking it's like a hitchhiking ghost a doctor i, I'm about to turn to Andrew Huberman.

Okay. Go. But so a doctor did not tell me this. I found this out through independent research. But so one of the theories from these keto psychos, and I no longer believe this, but this was my explanation for why my cholesterol skyrocketed. why my cholesterol skyrocketed. It was because that when you are rapidly gaining or losing weight, you're mobilizing fat into your bloodstream.

Because when you gain weight, Yeah, that makes sense. fat's entering your blood. And when you lose weight, it's exiting your blood, but it's entering the bloodstream either way. So it's going to spike your cholesterol. And I think that is legitimate. And so then like super diehard keto

guys will say that if you stay in keto after six months or whatever that's crazy it will stabilize i did keto for three months strict you guys remember that yeah for the movie i lost like 15 20 pounds and uh i felt great but after a while i started having insane uh muscle spasms and cramps and shit like i was having charlie horses in the middle of the night. You were, like, deficient in potassium. Deficient in minerals and potassium. Because you're just, like, not supposed to eat. I was doing, like, the strictest, and I was like, nope, no fruit.

Yeah. Like, never fruit, you know? And, oh, my God. My dick was, like, not working that well. It was... That happens to me low-calorie. If I'm low-calorie, my boners suffer. Yeah, you had the story of like

that girl wanted you to get it up so she like fed you like trail mix how did she know this by the way what the fuck this happened this happened i was she's like this like you know i didn't think of her as the type of person to know her macro levels. She's like a witch. No, she was involved with the medical field a little bit. But then, so yeah, we got hammered together. We went back to my, I was visiting my mom and my dad in South Dakota. So I snuck her into their basement as a grown man. This was like a year ago or something. I was so drunk.

And then my boner was probably like 25% boner. That's barely a boner, dude. No, barely. It was chubbed up. And I was like, oh, Jesus Christ. I'm like, I don't know. Like I'm hammered or something. And then she goes like, she goes, hang on, stay here.

She runs up into my mom's kitchen and grabs. She makes like a trail mix using like Cheez-Its. What? She goes into my mom's thing, gets Cheez-Its, cashews, a bunch of different like kinds of snacks. Yeah, fat. Then she comes down and I'm so hammered. I'm laying in bed still and I'm just like, whatever.

Like, am I just going to sleep? She starts just pouring the, she grabs it out of the bowl, putting it in my mouth. And it worked. Dude, country girls make food. I had to burn her for like, I banged her three times after that. Hell yeah, dude. Oh my god. What a testament to Nabisco.

Did she chew a bunch of leaves and put it on your cock? South Dakota chicks are awesome. Yeah, she was cool. That's amazing. Joey's big thing is he never eats or drinks water when he's drinking. So his body is deficient in all the Joey hates food when he's drunk. If you get food aroundient in all the... Joey hates food when he's

drunk. If you get food around him, it'll smack it out of your face. That happened to me once in Las Vegas too, but this chick was too dumb to know to feed me a bunch of trail mix. But it was this girl that looked exactly like Rosie O'Donnell, and she chased me around Las Vegas for like three days.

But yeah, no, like I didn't eat. I was drinking constantly, and I just like my boner was just like no chance. Yeah. But you have to eat. It's kind of a PSA to the young men that listen. You want boners. You eat. Make sure your calories level, stable.

Moderate on the booze. Drink a little water. Boners will be fun. Yeah. table. Moderate on the booze. Drink a little water. Butters will be fun. There's a balancing act. The whole classical dating

thing is you go get a big meal. Now you're tired. I never understand how people are railing each other after they go to Italian food. I've never understood that. It's before dinner. Then after you come home all tired and you guys just sit around farting and you watch TV. That's my date. It's a walk before dinner. Yeah. Yes. Then after you come home all tired and you guys just sit around farting and you watch TV.

That's what you should. That's my date. It's a delicate act. Sure. You have to balance it. And it's kind of we're all trying to find that balance. It's a tight wire. It's like a circus act.

It's a damn circus act. It's a damn circus act. Oh, man. Oh man Anyway did you guys see In this How we're hoping that Ohio Just kind of everyone dies Yeah

And they're saying everything's fine And the water's fine and all that shit This lady throws a rock into the creek Down the block And watch this It turns all these different colors. Uh-oh. Look at that.

They're making the water gay. It's all in the bottom of the creek bed. Yeah, because they said that they got rid of this shit and they're like, well, not at the bottom. The top of the water they got rid of it shit and they're like, well, not at the bottom. The top of the water they got rid of it. They skimmed the top with one of those draggers. They skimmed the top. It's literally like if you and I

were the head of the... We're hungover and we're like, it's fine! We're just scooping it onto the dirt next to the creek. You got a bucket. Oh, wow. That's really bad. Yeah, that looks like turpentine.

These people need to leave. This is really scary. If I lived in that town, I would probably take a little vacation. I would have been... Time to hit Fiji. How come we're not doing anything about it? Because there's nothing to do. It's in the fucking water table. We're giving them like five.

We sent everybody in like Ohio. I think we gave them like subway gift cards. How about happy Gilmore? FEMA, FEMA, FEMA is too busy setting up. FEMA doesn't do shit like this dude. FEMA,

FEMA is there in case like that's FEMA. We didn't know what to do in hurricane Katrina. FEMA is there in case like, I remember FEMA, I think FEMA was built for like, like, like wartime shit. It wasn't there for like do in Hurricane Katrina. FEMA's there in case, like, I remember FEMA, I think FEMA was built for, like, wartime shit. It wasn't there for, like, natural disasters or something. I read a whole article on this.

Well, they should adapt by now. Yeah, they should. It's insane. It's time to adapt. Time to adapt, guys. Well, I don't think they need, like, tents or anything. I think they just need to, uh, the water table's fucked. Whatever fund, like, a trip, buy them hotels in a neighboring city. This is obviously poison.

Yeah. It's going to be huge. Give them a vacation to Cleveland. This will be... Send these fine people to a great place like, I don't know, Toledo. Fulfill their lifelong dream. Send them to goddamn Cleveland. For Christ's sakes.

I've lived in East Palestine, Ohio my whole life. Can somebody get me a one-way ticket to Cincinnati so I can be safe? The home of Drew Carey for crying out loud. I'm starting to think, what if we're not helping them because we think it's East Palestine, we think it's the Middle East.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We tell Israel to bomb them. Israel goes in. Israel bombs Ohio. There was a memo on FEMA's desk where it just said, send East Palestine funds for disaster. Like, East Palestine? Fuck them.

Fuck them. Fucking muzzy cocksuckers. Go blow up a bus, you scumbags. It'd be funny if they actually did it. There's just a bunch of Muslims. Or they're like, approved, send it to Palestine. There's just a bunch of Israeli soldiers in Ohio

right now just shooting children. That's horrible. Okay, listen. I don't know if it's just frequency because now it's on the algorithm. All week last week was non-stop trains crashing and they're all none of them are carrying like fucking none of them are carrying staplers it's all chemicals they're all carrying hazardous chemicals that one stapler train crashed all hazardous chemical

trains all over the fucking country what is going on i've seen it too i don't know but let's dig in i think our train infrastructure, I remember the town I lived in in northern Michigan, they were only allowed to send a train through that town once a week because the tracks were so fucked up. So I'm sure all these places are fucked up tracks because they probably haven't been retrofitted in like fucking 30 years.

So you think we've reached a generation where the tracks were now built, like all the tracks were built like 40 years ago. And it's just like fucking, you know. They're all breaking down at the same time. Yeah, they're all breaking down at the same time. Because they all have similar traffic. Mm-hmm.

And so I guess that does make sense. That's me just throwing a wild curveball. That is a kind of rational mainstream explanation. But it is quite suspicious. There was another one in Houston. Thenstream explanation, but it is quite suspicious. There was another one in Houston. Then like a truck exploded in Phoenix or Tucson, and they told everyone to like stay at home and like don't use your air conditioning for like 12 hours.

I saw that, yeah. Put duct tape on it. I mean, is every conductor of every train carrying hazardous chemicals is like Stevie Wonder? Yeah, they're just drunk. What is going on? What is happening here? This makes no sense.

It's quite odd. One week? And then you mix it with the balloon stuff as well. Trains and balloons. It's like we're in 1920 again. Fucking balloons. Yeah. It's strange.

The UFOs. And then you got the left and the right fighting. DC, what is your theories about the balloons? Do you have any crazy theories? Yeah, China sent it to celebrate LeBron breaking the scoring record. Because he's a proud communist. That's good.

Yeah, that's really, I already said that at Lemon Party, but I'll repeat it. Hey, listen. That's really my only, and also the theory is that it's just a false flag, Golf of Tonkin level events that we're doing to like distract uh everybody from like whatever whatever war we're approaching or you're saying like the united states is creating uh they're mimicking chinese technology releasing it and then blaming china sure i think i think they're finally taking

them seriously like they're like okay like we know these things have existed for like this long we're just now gonna start shooting them down because people are noticing them. You know what I mean? Well, the technology on these satellites and cameras from high altitude are getting so good that it's alarming. From outer space, you can now recognize cars. That's awesome. outer space you could now recognize cars that's all but from the altitude of a weather balloon you could probably start getting close to facial recognition license plates doing way deeper intel so i guess i could see that's a good point that tech got so good they were like nobody cared about

these balloons before because who gives a fuck you couldn't do anything with them but now it's like wait a minute they could actually get some intel well i heard i heard some of them are like rigid structured like zeppelins almost like little tiny zeppelins which uh and then uh then i heard uh there's a the one over lake huron apparently an amateur ballooning group which i didn't know was a thing amateur ballooning can you imagine the amount of pent-up cum in that group just coming out of their eyes never once have they even bothered jacking off i just remember obsessed with a balloon group my dad used to buy fucking tanks of co2 uh-huh and then giant glow

in the dark balloons and then get bicycle reflectors the ones that you could turn on they're like lights and he'd put their bicycle reflectors while they were on in the balloons. They'd be like the size of this table, bro. He'd blow the balloons up and then let them go in our backyard. We'd be like, what are you doing? And he'd be like, I'm making UFOs.

You do that like once every two months, dude. We'd have a giant tank of CO2 in our fucking garage. You'd just make UFOs all day. So it could just be some fucking guy like your dad just fucking around. Exactly. And the amateur ballooning group said,

oh yeah, that was probably ours. The amateur ballooning group? Yeah, they said it was like a $15 balloon. They shot it down with like a $400,000 missile. What does a balloon enthusiast sound like? I just fill them with hair and they fly. What are you doing up there, bud? What are you sending up there?

I don't know. Another one over Antarctica, whatever the fuck. Why are they caring about Antarctica? I don't know. They just keep spotting things. Why are we not supposed to think something's up when in one week, this is the why are we not supposed to think something's up when in one week like like uh the levels of two things we've never really heard about are happening at a rapid rate train crashes and balloons being spotted that are like supposed spies or ufos did you see billings montana footage

they're shooting shit down in the sky over billing there's like fucking shit falling from the sky in billings it's insane oh and then i think an asteroid hit like mission texas the other day yeah where like elon makes all of his like death death cars uh you know that there's that gulf of texas where like elon set up his like oh he set up that weird camp yeah yeah yeah and it's a huge factory there yeah sure yeah i think it hit near there it's an asteroid we're living in it's like a rival okay we're all gonna be hanging out with like big pod octopus it's aliens soon yeah hopefully they're cooler than us it's the beginning of starship troopers they're sending weaponized asteroids towards earth and shit

sure yeah i don't I'd like if there was an extraterrestrial, not even a threat, they're just around and then we all can focus on that and not like pretending we give a shit about like Taiwan or whatever the fuck's gonna happen. You know, there's footage of them. They're out there, bud.

That's what The Watchmen is about. No, Project Bluebeam is literally The Watchmen. Yeah. Hey, hopefully this makes for a great TV show in three years. Yeah, great. You know, in three months. Three months. Knowing fucking the current state of affairs. They'll do it in three months.

Yeah. Well, let's check out this couple talking on Tucker about. That's a couple? They live in, I don't know, I hope. Jesus Christ. He's a resident of East Palestine. He lives just two miles from where it happened, and he joins us now with his wife, Kelly.

Thank you both so much for joining us. Are you concerned about being there right now? Yes, we are. Very. Very. I bet you are. Are you seeing effects? I mean, it seems from our perspective, hundreds of miles away,

like there are dangerous chemicals in your town. Are you seeing the effects of that? We are seeing them locally. This is a crisis out here. Inside of our bodies. He's got a SAG card. Local fish in our creeks have died. Oily sheens and coloration in our water.

Constant smell of burning plastics and chemicals in the air. Issues with our dog, vomiting, acting lethargic. It's scary stuff here, Tucker. Well, it's horrifying. It's horrifying. It's a nightmare. And again, if that happened to him. Get in your fucking Jeep and leave.

Our frogs have been sucking each other off. Frogs are gay as hell. They're like LeBron and left. Washington, D.C. I mean, that looks like ground zero. Is there any federal presence? Are you getting the sense that anybody

who sends your tax dollars every year cares about what happens to you? It's right next to a big thing with a giant sign that says children's drinking water. Well, yeah, they just sent $38 billion to Ukraine. I don't think we did anything about this. It's insane. It's infuriating.

What's going to happen with that? What are they going to lose? It just disappears. It might just be an Ohio thing where people are just like, any other state, they would have gotten a lot of money, but nobody cares about Ohio. Yeah, Ohio sucks ass, dude. It's kind of the most famous, like, after Florida,

the biggest piece of shit state is known as Ohio. I drove through Ohio. It's like purgatory. I think it's a disgusting place. It's also a massive swing state. What, like a lot of swingers? No, come election time. It's always like the state we're waiting on to see which retard

mumbles for four years. So there's a lot of motivation to just kind of get rid of the state. Get rid of Ohio. Yeah. No, I agree with you. Yes. It's fishy. It's fishy. Ohio's already been the massive loser state.

And now it's like Now we're just giving them a big economical Wedgie Noogie Sure it's like when the town bully Suddenly goes missing And everybody's like Somebody probably did something

But nobody will say anything Because they're all happy they're gone And that's kind of Ohio I feel like every movie with an environmental crisis always is in Ohio. Yeah. I think we've been trying to poison the place

out of town for a long time. And maybe now, finally, we'll get rid of it. We've got to get Michael Clayton on the job. That's what I've been

thinking about this morning. Clayton doesn't care about the environment. What about T. Wilk? Yeah, Wilk will apologize. What about the Wilk heads in Ohio? You think they'll rally

behind him? T. Wilk is the guy that we want onkheads in Ohio? You think they'll rally behind him? T. Wilk is the guy that we want on this. Tom Wilkinson, folks. We're big Wilkheads here. We need him to strip naked in court and apologize profusely to a little girl. No, no. We need somebody like T. Wilk to work at the chemical factory responsible for the crash. The chemicals in the train.

And we need him to gain a sudden moral culpability bipolar disorder perhaps because of that yeah but for whatever reason he now has a purpose and he knows right from wrong he is a whistleblower they try to control him And so the corporation sends in a fixer to control the whistleblower. Wilk. So they send in a guy to control Wilk. Yeah. What's his name? Clayton.

Michael Clayton. And then they. Yeah. And then they go to a hotel. Clayton is responsible for watching him. making sure he doesn't leave the hotel. Yeah. But he's a gambling addict. And he leaves his post.

And Wilk gets out. And he leaks more info. Yeah. What do they do to stop him? They fucking inject him with insulin. They find assassins and they inject him. And they have one of the scariest

scenes ever. But you know, it should be easier for them now because they can just inject him with the water from these palimpsests. They just turn on the tap. They don't have to do anything. He just takes a shower. Tom, you look a little thirsty. Have some water. Alright, let's watch these two people. No. So there are no

EPA officials in hazmat suits, no one from the Department of Transportation walking around trying to figure out how this happened, how to prevent it again, that you have seen? Nobody's knocking on our door. How many of your neighbors are still there? Have they ever?

Our neighbor across the street No one's knocking on our door except the swingers next door. We can't stop fucking our neighbors. When we returned back home, and that was days after when they said it was safe to return and we still didn't feel comfortable. And as soon as we got into the Ohio line, we immediately smelled the chemicals yet again. They were knocking on our doors. Cameron Haynes from the Joe Rogan experience. The reaction rash on my face.

Wait, the hunter? Yeah, he wants to go elk hunting with us. Who's the guy, the other hunter, the meat eater, Steve, Steve, uh, something that's always on Rogan. The meat eater. Yeah. It goes Cameron Haynes and the meat eater. They saw my camo hat and my backwards Oakleys and they wanted to shoot an elk with a bow

there. They keep coming over. Rota's getting irritated again and, uh, feeling very uneasy, very uneasy. Man, I'm so sorry. And I'm just assuming, looking at the numbers, I've never been to East Palestine. But it looks like a lot of people probably don't have anywhere else to go. Is it the Jewish Palestine? Like, what's going on?

Palestine. That's just the thing. We actually just moved here last May and got a nice 14-acre property. We were born and raised in New York City, actually. We actually popped up out of the soil. We're outskirts of the town where the incident happened. But in town, I mean, it's a very small-knit area, and a lot of them are lower class and low income. And fortunately, we had a place to go on Sunday.

What the fuck? Is that an ohio thing i've never heard evacuation order but um a lot of those families unfortunately didn't and i got family in toledo i'm a little uh no really should we call them i might i don't know any of them i don't have their numbers but i'm worried i'm worried sick worried sick for them hopefully this uh stifles their racism can we call your mom uh is she okay my mom's not in ohio i know but should we just ask her about this we could try yeah let me try and hook up this should happen on friday you know whenever When the initial crash happened. When it initially happened and the chemicals were, for whatever reason, not

released or known. And in my opinion and in my industry, there's a paper trail with anything. Oh, this is Clayton territory. Paper trails. There are manifests. Even if they didn't know,

benefit of the doubt what happened then it's a simple call to the producer and they can have it to you in minutes Tucker always looks like he's writing a city

and when he's concerned Tucker does always look like somebody's fingering his asshole thank you for joining us and Godspeed in East Palestine thank you

Godspeed Godspeed alright let's call my mom. Let's see what she has to say about this. She's going to have to. Don't lead her anywhere either. Let's just see what she thinks. Come on.

She's not going to answer. Then she's going to text you. She always does this. Yeah. She's not going to answer, then she's going to text you. She always does this. Yeah. She loves to play coy. She's probably feeding birds right now. Ma. Come on.

She doesn't answer. She'll text you, and then she'll call back. Unbelievable. Hi, this is Bev. Leave me a message, and I'll call you back. Here comes the text and then she'll call. All right, we'll get back on it when she calls back. But yeah, it's not good.

Not good stuff going on in Ohio. What are you going to do? It's also the place where it sounds like it's like, well, you could take it. If anyone can weather this storm, it's you guys. Go ahead. You're fine. You guys are tough as as hell they don't have any natural does that they have fucking tornadoes they're tough as hell they probably have tornadoes the people in ohio they could use a third eye yeah i'm surprised they don't have one already what cleveland sucks yeah that's the worst place on earth don't have one oh yeah a third eye

third eye yeah yeah yeah yeah they have like the retarded uh pineal gland it's all calcified yeah uh john we uh spotted a woman that you uh used to date this woman allegedly decapitated a man during sex and continued to perform sexual acts on his dead body and mutilated his corpse with a bread knife then put his severed head and penis in a bucket and other body parts in a crock pot what a queen producer allison came up with this segment by the way what uh this is actually my ex-girlfriend yeah and uh this is her in court attacking her lawyer oh my god yeah she kicks ass she just hates the system. She's... It's like V for Vendetta. She hates bureaucracy.

What was she hoping to accomplish? V for Vendetta. This is a politically motivated attack, obviously. It has nothing to do with her mental state. She goes, remember, remember the 5th of November, you son of a bitch. Look at that. So when you attack your lawyer, it's because you're like,

you're fucking, you're like, I only decapitated him and then had sex with his fucking decapitated cock and you can't get me probation? You're pissed? You're really upset and then the bail the bailiff's probably like into this the bailiff's like she is crazy but boy i did get a little chub when i was tackling her fat ass look at oh the bailiff is like

she could cut my head off any god damn day to week. I hate to have to do this. The bailiff, like, when he got up, he was covering his, like, crotch. Oh, she's trying to get him in his gargantuan. I did notice she kind of... She's just a sexual beast. She's like, I'm sad now. She's a sexy beast. Ray Winstone. I'm sitting here boiling.

Look at her. Stewing. God, what a maniac. Watch her attack him again. Alright, cameraman. Hell yeah. I wonder what she was trying to do. I don't know. I think she was blowing off a little steam. She just did the BDSM and stuff and the courtroom's not the

right place. She wanted to get like a masturbation fantasy. She's like, I'm going to jail for a long time. Yeah, she's like, I need a man to hit me now. Exactly. Let me try to get horny with the beating. We solved it. Next!

Oh, man. Have you guys heard of this person? I don't like this. I'm not going to even try. Dylan Mulvaney? No. Okay, apparently I found out about them last night. Because this guy, you know that guy Matt Walsh that works for the Daily Wire?

He's like that guy that made that stupid documentary, like, What is a Woman? Also, no. He's just like a Ben Shapiro spinoff. He's like the Better Call Saul of Ben Shapiro's Breaking Bad. Sure. And he kind of looks like his beard. He has a big beard. He looks like the jackass guys shave their pubes and

glue their pubes to his face. He's real whatever, you know, pro-life and hates trans people and all that type of shit. He went off on this person, Dylan Mulvaney, who I guess

was just like a dude and then on TikTok got really big where he was documenting his first day as a woman. Are you dead naming this sweet woman? I don't know. Their name is Dylan Mulvaney. This person is Dylan Mulvaney. sweet one i don't know his name's or her their their name i'm fuck kevin their name is dylan

mulvaney this person is dylan the woman named dylan and then i think they gradually started getting like the trans surgery and stuff so it's been like now it's like this is day one but it's now it's been like day 365 368 and i think they're like trans now but people think like that she's just doing this for TikTok views or whatever. Sick. And but this guy killed me. This guy? No no no the tweet the guy the girl. The Twitter person. Oh

the actual guy. The actual guy on Twitter that reposted this for a second. Who was attacking this woman. No no no no this is just some other person on Twitter and they wrote this is kicking off day one of being a girl using every negative trope and stereotype for women. Has me convinced Dylan Mulvaney is the new Andy Kaufman. You all are being

trolled. This killed me because this is this person's first day on TikTok as a woman. And all she does is say things that are all stereotypes. She's like crashing cars and doing dishes this this really killed me get her period yeah she's like so i've told 15 stories no one's listened to today yeah one of being a girl and i have already cried three times oh wow i wrote a scathing email that i did not send i ordered dresses online that I couldn't afford, and then when someone

asked me how I was, I said, I'm fine. When I wasn't fine. Oh yeah, this is a troll. But they've kept up with it for like fucking years now. Have they gotten the surgery? She's like fully trans now. Let me see the 365, dude. I need to see this shit.

Dylan Mulvaney. She better have those big woodworker tits I don't know who that is Maybe she's trying to be a baby This is her now I want you to go on record to say that this

might be the hottest I've ever looked and will ever look in my lifetime Can't disagree I'm making this video so that that this might be the hottest I've ever looked and will ever look in my lifetime. Can't disagree, hot piece of ass. I'm making this video so that it will be evidence. Is it the dress? It could be the dress. Ew. Is it the makeup?

Or is it the hair? Because I think it's the extensions. I mean, you gotta love the... I mean, I respect the commitment. I think it's a trans... The commitment to a bit? I think it's a trans person trying to be funny. Right. The day one thing.

Day one was a troll. That was a troll. Day one is a misogynist that is like, I'm going to become trans to prove how retarded women are. And then maybe they committed to it after that. Maybe it felt good. Maybe it felt good. Maybe they're like, hey, this. Maybe it felt good. Maybe it felt good. Maybe they're like, hey, this.

Maybe it felt good getting all those views. So then you're like, you know what? I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I believe when she's got tits. She's like, hey, this group. Yeah. Hasn't committed.

You haven't committed to the tits yet, Dylan. Big fat tits. I'll think about it. But this is, so this is like. When I have extensions in, I don't know my name. I don't know where I live. I just know that I love these. And I know that I look like I could steal a husband but i want to promise you look me in the

eyes i want to yeah yeah yeah it's for everyone no one is a real person anymore well we know so this is the guy this is the this is the jackass prank i don't even want to imagine look at his beard dylan look at his beard welcome to jack Look at his beard. Welcome to Jackass. Today, we made a Republican grifter. If that is the most attractive you will ever look, then I don't even... This is, by the way, really mean and unnecessary. I don't know what their history is, but just the way he's... I guess.

I just watched this last night, and I was like, Jesus. I want to imagine what you way he's, I guess, I don't, I just watched this last night and I was like, Jesus. Want to imagine what you'll look like. I mean, I'm never mean. You're at your ugliest. You do not pass as a, as an attractive woman or as a woman at all. Even with 50 pounds of makeup and plastic surgery and clever lighting tricks, even then you still cannot escape what you really are and what you will always be. You have successfully shed whatever parts

of you were masculine, perhaps, at least on the surface. Nobody ever described it as masculine or manly, so you've got that going. But your femininity quotient has not increased at a rate commensurate with the loss of your masculinity. Jesus, Jason. You may not be.

Guys, focus on the show for once. For once in your life. This guy wants to fuck the shit out of you. He's like, I want to get in that tight man ass and see that feminine penis. You think I'm attracted to you, Dylan? You think I jacked off to you in the bathroom before I started this?

You are sadly mistaking, you fucking thing. Eerie. You are like some kind of human deep fake. That's what you are. You are, and I want you to

balance on my card. This is the gayest man alive. This is the gayest guy alive. He doesn't want abortion to happen because he wants there to be more men that are born for him to fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Yes, right, yeah. Very good. Yes! Right? Yes! Woo! Yes! Nailed it!

Everything about you is fake. Nothing about you rings true. Nobody buys the act. He's talking like a fucking woman. He goes, you are faker than my beard, which is made out of

Chris Pontius' pubes. Yeah, Dylan, you're messing with a wild boy. People who pretend to accept you as a woman are only pretending because they're afraid of being lectured if they don't. Okay, we get it. Or because they want to use you as a platform

to virtue signal. But everyone who looks at you will see something. I want to use your little ass, Dylan. Isn't this too much? It's insane. Relax, buddy. Dylan, if I was with you right now, I'd be waxing your hairy man ass.

I'd be turning you into a Korean boy. He goes, you think you're a woman now, Dylan. Wait until I get my hands on you. I'm going to make you feel like a woman, Dylan. Do you want to get fucked like a woman, Dylan? He keeps going, dude. It's brutal. And bizarre.

Something utterly unfeminine in every way. You will never be able to actually have the identity. What is wrong with this? Relax. What did she do to you, dude? You will never be able to fully escape the identity that you're fleeing. The best you can hope for is some kind of limbo. The worst of all worlds.

This guy, obviously. This guy. Billy Madison. Like, everyone. And no one thought you were funny. May God have mercy on your soul. May God have mercy on your soul. Everyone is now stupider because of you, Dylan.

He's the type of guy that, like type of guy that he got tricked one night. Yeah, it does feel like... He brought a woman back to his car, and then he felt her up, and then he goes, is that a cock? And then he poured hot acid on her and killed her. He's been hiding very gay stuff for a long time, it seems to me. He's in the Chris Moltisanti camp of dealing with trans people. And yet, even in that limbo state, you will still be a man.

He's like, you think you're Bailey J? You think you're as sexy as Bailey J? He starts naming like 10 trans porn stars by name. He goes, you're not Bailey J. You're not Yasmin Lee. None of us can respect or take seriously. Okay, but... Other than Matt Chan.

Who is this guy? What's his name again? This guy's a fucking retard. I like how he just did that. He just brutalized the trans person, but I don't know if that person's even ever said anything to him. And then he's like,

does a Walter Cronkite get off. He's like, good night and good luck. Bizarre. What a weirdo dude Everyone's really pissed at Dylan Mulvaney Oh here's another one of Dylan That's Dylan That's Dylan Hello ladies

We've got a lot to cover Let's first talk tampons Is this Dylan Mulvaney or Sandra Bullock? Sandra Bullock. It's like Dylan Mulvaney's got a big offensive lineman in the other room. She's like, I want a bird box. I don't want to fucking hang this. I'm troubleshooting a failing space shuttle with George Clooney.

Wow, dude. Oh, man. Keanu Reeves and me on a bus i'm dylan mulvaney and this is the lake house about tampons on here lately because i don't use them i'm a woman who doesn't have a uterus i know this and science was my strongest subject in high school i was also shocking so she's like a trans person that's also like being pretty honest about like, yeah, I don't actually have periods. Like, isn't that like a middle ground that these people want?

There are trans people who think they have periods, dude? Yeah, of course. What? Where have you been? I didn't know about that either. I didn't know about this, dude. That's like a thing online. Trans people will act like they can be pregnant

and everything. No, I believe you, but I haven't heard that. Female to male can get pregnant. I'm talking about male to female also. They're saying they have menstrual cycles. No, I guess if they do hormones. Hormones, maybe.

No, yeah, so they're not saying that they're like it's not a full period, but they have menstrual cycles because of the hormones. JK Rowling thing. JK Rowling's like a trans exclusionary. they have menstrual cycles because of the hormones. Isn't that the whole J.K. Rowling thing? J.K. Rowling's like a trans-exclusionary. Turf or whatever. And everyone hates J.K. Rowling. They have a Harry Potter video game, and everyone acts like if you play the video game, you're a worthless piece of shit.

Because I guess Harry's going around playing Quidditch, and he's just injecting people with hormones. I don't know what's going on, but I know people are upset about a video game. And people think you're a piece of shit if you follow J.K. Rowling. What? Which I follow J.K. Rowling because I just thought she was the bitch that wrote a fucking book about a little fag

that rides around on a broom. Did you tweet that at her? That's what I tweeted. I thought you were just the bitch that wrote a book about a fag on a broom. You got, hey, bitch. Are you stupid trans-hating bitch?

Hey, bitch, how about another one of those books about that fag on the broom? I go, hey, you bitch, you better show some respect for fags. Oh, God. I don't know what's happening anymore. I feel like this room is the only thing that's still like... The people in this room are the only people that are sane. I truly don't know what's happening.

Yeah, this is your bunker. Outside of this bunker, I'm totally confused all the time. Yeah. This is your Tesla coil of sand. This is my panic room. Yeah, this is your Tesla coil of sanity. This is my panic room. Yeah, this is your Cloverfield lane. We should rename the podcast Panic Room. It's just us like,

ha, ha, what is okay to say? I'm not good at math, but I digress. I just sometimes carry one in case anybody needs it. And that seems to have just set the world on fire in some pretty nasty ways. Damn. And this is a conversation that's been going on for months. I just haven't chimed in because I'm so tired

of sticking up for myself over something that was so pure intentioned. But now Twitter is just ablaze. And this week, there's some women... I can't handle this sicko. This sicko. Look at that shitty shirt. What does that i know her shirt sucks her shirt is is really gay gay shirt gay shirt gay shirt i mean no i don't know i don't even think gays like trans people that's what i think it's kind of like it's kind

of like uh it's kind of like the syrian civil war out there like all the little subgroup that of the lgbt yeah there's like the sunnis and the shiites and trans and there's like a pro-assad regime then there's the assad trans and then there's the yeah yeah they all hate each other and go to war with each other and then we're all we lesbians hate gays we have to come in they're like they're using chemical weapons on the trip but lesbians have're like, they're using chemical weapons on the trans. Well, lesbians are big on using chemical. They're using barrel bombs on the trans. Yeah. Lesbians are, I'm going to be real with you.

If I had to ally with any group, it'd be with the lesbians. Yeah. Gay people do hate women. Like butch lesbians. I'd ally with them immediately. Gay people hate women so much. Fuck men. Yeah, exactly.

Gay people are like, gay people also point out things about women that like no man no man yeah no straight man that's a misogynist even bring like no like uh acknowledges yeah because women have no power thanks about like a gay guy will be like her clavicle looks like shit yeah you're like what yeah i didn't i've never noticed the clavicle yeah older like gay white dudes that are like rich are like the most vicious men on planet earth yeah yeah yeah they'll uh but yeah the the they all hate each other the lesbians the bush lesbians hate like lipstick lesbians yeah the gay community when i grew up i thought they wanted to just get married and be accepted and have safe places and i feel like gay people are very accepted nowadays and they're everywhere and they're on tv and all that shit and i'm it's that's great uh and now it's like they're like it's like crabs in a bucket yeah i'm surprised they're all fighting each other like they can

believe a meat that's not like chinese fighting fish they get in a street and they just start beating the fuck out of you well like when i was a kid i just thought trans people were just a subsect of gay i was like oh you're gay i didn't know about it you're just like a different gay i didn't know trans was the thing i thought it was just cross dressers like eddie isard i thought it was just like dudes who i did also think yeah i thought cross dressing was just that i was my parents explained to me that like you can be straight and like dress like a woman and be straight still because i remember i remember i was watching eddie is there when i was a kid and i was confused by it because he had a wife right and they're like no it's you, it's you can just. He also didn't come out for a while.

I think he's. Oh, he's gay now? He's trans now. He wasn't. Do you remember that? We'll talk about it later. He was in like a TV show about gypsies. Do you remember that shit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The riches. Was that good? It was okay. It was like watchable. Yeah. The riches. Yeah, I just, I didn't know about like, this whole gender shit popped up like post Obama.

That's weird. My mom's on a cruise ship going to mexico right now i don't think she wants to waste hell yeah dude dude ask her what the buffalo how was the cell service tell her to get the captain on the horn tell her you're the captain of the boat i would like that on the phone tell her tell the captain that my son has to do one quick call from the captain. Hold on. Let me call her. Is it the love boat? She's on a big cruise, I guess. Yeah. Come on, Bev.

I mean, she's being held hostage by a pirate. She says a guy in the back and be like, hang up. Hang up now. You better hang up the phone. I mean, she's being held hostage by a pirate. She says a guy in the back and be like, hang up. Hang up now. You better hang up the phone. I'm the captain now. It's okay. She's at the breakfast buffet. Fucking kicks ass.

Should we call my mom? Yeah, sure. Your mom was funny. Alright. Your mom bought stickers for Hate Watch. She did, yeah. And I i'm like we don't sell stickers is etsy is just somebody on etsy is just selling our merch for us my mom we don't get any proceeds my mom yet my mom texted me pictures of like hate watch stickers and she goes oh i bought some of your stickers that's fucking and i said i'm like bizarre i'm like what do you like did

you make those or are the did you find a website where you could make those? She goes, no. I found them on a website where they make them. Are you sure she didn't just make them herself? That's right. No, she didn't. So Etsy, there's an independent guy just selling hate watch.

It wasn't Etsy. It was like a red Redbubble? Yes, Redbubble. That's still weird as fuck. What the fuck? Somebody's on red bubble. Can I sue them? No, it's good for the podcast, trust me. Sure.

Yeah. Probably sue them. But I'm missing out on $27 that I'd be taxed on. No, there's a profit margin. You're missing out on probably eight bucks, and my mom is responsible for all eight. Joey, call your mom. Let me see your phone.

Do you know her number by heart? Well, I can't say it on the thing. I know. I'm just saying I wondered if you... What were we going to talk to Bev about? Oh, the spill. The Palestine spill. But, I mean, what does your mom care about that?

You can talk to her about whatever you want. I don't want to. It's your mom. You talk to her. Hold that. It's on the thing. I'll talk to her. See if she answers.

Probably an arrowhead. Hello? Hey, Mom, it's Joey. You're on a podcast. Hello? Hey, can you hear me? Hi, Julie. Devin's here, too. Hi, hang on. I'm in a bar. Hang on. Of course she is. South Dakota. Wait. Okay, I can hear you better.

Hey, Mom. Can you hear me? Now I can. What bar are you at? You're on a podcast, by the way. I'm at the park. The park. Oh. There's a bar at the park?

There's a new... No, it's called the park. It's called the park. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. It's a new big bar. Yeah, I'm at a bar. I'm at a bar called the park. You've been on sports there. It's a new big South Dakota bar.

It's huge news in South Dakota. Oh, I on sports there. It's a new big South Dakota bar. It's huge news in South Dakota. I have to go. It's a really cool bar. It's not that cool. Mom, anyways. Pretty cool. Not that cool. Yeah, it's cool for South Dakota, but so is like a Ferris wheel.

A trampoline. A trampoline. They got a sawhorse. We have a seesaw now. I'm at the new swing set. Anyways. Hey, there's a... The new building has an elevator.

Alright, let's not shit on your hometown too much. Okay, very funny. No, it's a very great city. Okay, Mom. Yeah. The reason we called. It's quite serious. We need Lori's theory on the train stuff.

The train crashes. In East Palestine, Ohio. Now, Lori is one of my mom's best friends, but she has the best conspiracy theories of all time. Good one. What? She has some really great conspiracy theories. So what has she said so far about the chemical spills on the trains?

Well, I mean, she thinks the government did it. Right. Nice. Right. Go on. I mean, she just thinks the government did it, basically. She thinks the government does everything, but... Why would we do it?

Like, what is our need to do that though? Ohio is not We want them out of there so we can build Casinos and apartment complexes Yeah maybe What is Lori's theory? Why does she think the government is doing it? I don't know

I don't know why she thinks anything She thinks They're spraying us with poison From the contrails from all the airplanes. That's true, yeah. I mean, she thinks you guys think that's true? Mm-hmm. Somewhat. Mom, quick question.

And then maybe, first of all, text me Lori's number because I'm going to call her instead of you next time. No. I might have her number. But so anyways, Devin came and stayed at our South Dakota house. What was your overall take of him as a guest? Devin? Yeah.

Very, very nice and polite and sweet and apparently he likes you even though you are blackout drunk all the time. Well, that really backfired. Thank you, Julie. You were the greatest host I've ever had. By the way, you raised me to get blackout drunk all the time. So this is your fault.

She raised you? There's Jim Beam in the baby bottle? Yeah, no. Yeah. So this is her fault at the end of the day. My other three kids aren't blackout drunk all the time. Yeah, what happened there, Joe? She got you.

Your mom's like dunking on you right now. Okay, well listen, it's quite easy being a South Dakota hillbilly judging people from afar. It's like the gladiators in the arena are judged from... You're saying I have to get black-eyed drunk because you don't know my schedule as a big city

folk. It's called novelty-seeking behavior. I like to have fun. I'm sorry, I'm not excited about staying in some farmland all my entire life. It doesn't do it for me. Joey ran away with the circus.

It doesn't do it for me. I'm sorry with the circus. That doesn't do it for me. I'm sorry. That doesn't excite me like some people. Let me start a little pillbilly family in South Dakota and make that my life. That's so good. Hey, let me wait for grandkids

that will never come. They just got a wing stop. Be polite. You have bad genetics too. I mean, it's not just being from South Dakota. You have terrible genetics. You have terrible genetics. They're your genetics. Why? What's so bad about them? Yeah.

And, like, just a lot of alcoholism in both sides of the family. Oh. Oh. Is it, like, Native Americans or what? No. But when Joey was born, everybody at the hospital thought he wasn't Native American. And so my mom and I were looking in the window at Joey after he was born. And some old lady looked at him and said, look at that cute little Native American boy.

And my mom goes, he's not an Indian. Yeah, she was like a racist and offended. Mom, why was I behind a window? That's how they do it. He's talking about the nursery. You put the babies behind the window. Yeah, That's how they do it. You put the babies behind the window. Yeah, that's how it goes. Also, you were hammered.

It was the drug tank. That's why a lady thought you were Native American. You were just like a baby. By the way, Mom, every weekday, I'm like sober. I only get blackout drunk all the time around you because you annoy me so much. I only get blackout drunk all the time around you because you annoy me so much. I only get blackout drunk on the weekends.

No, you're such a nervous hen that I have to drink around you because you're such a... I am in secret all the time that all four of my kids are going to die from some horrible catastrophe. Oh my God. My mom will text me. First of all, my mom sends me like, she'll send me like a 400 calorie protein bar, but it's decked out in like yellow stripes and it says like emergency bar. Oh, I saw that.

Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Julie, you said Joey the doomsday kit, right? Yes, absolutely I did. That was great. But it's like four ounces of water and a protein bar. Yeah. And it's just like, keep this great. But it's like four ounces of water and a protein bar.

Yeah. And it's just like, keep this for emergency. It's like emergency. Like in case you need to survive the apocalypse for nine hours. Yeah, and then there was also like, there was an aluminum blanket. But it's just like, I'm not in there. Joey's using that aluminum blanket to make Joey's freebasing heroin

with that aluminum blanket. It's such a warm climate. It's like, what am I going to need a heat blanket for? It's like, oh, it's buried under rubble, if you will. Yeah, you might need it. It's still going to be hot. As of now, Joey's using it for

his leftovers. Anyways, Mom, who's at the park with you? Oh, like the heaters and the Petersons and assorted people. Astices? Oh, is Fat Boy there? No. Sam was earlier. You all remember Sam? He was here earlier. Is Fatboy there? Sam was earlier.

You ever get to see Sam earlier? He was here earlier. We don't have time for that. I love Sammy is the guy, the former. Yeah, I love Sam. The pro baseball guy. Sam was really cool. Oh, you met him. I met him, yeah.

I feel like I met him. I was so honored. Sam's going to Florida tomorrow to Disney World. Julie, do you remember when I was at Arrowhead and we were all having a really good time and everyone's there around this big table

and I was talking about how much I love Joey and how brilliant he is and then everyone would turn and look at him and he was in a chair in the distance just like having a fight with the air laughter laughter laughter him and he was in a chair in the distance just like having a fight with the air. See, here's the problem. Devin was like, I think we should make

a good impression. I grew up with these people and I'm like, I'm so sick and tired of them. I hope they think that I'm an animal. It's a disgusting society that you live in, Mom.

You live in a sick, twisted, little disgusting society. I think she lives in a utopia, honestly. That's real America. A beautiful home, every room has a TV, disgusting i think she lives in a utopia honestly the house is real america beautifully a beautiful home every room is a tv every fridge is fully stocked there's a lasagna we have 10 tvs in our house holy fucking shit what is an apple store it's like an esp you live in a best buy by the way mom this is my other friend john he's coming's coming next time. Yeah, I'm coming. Have you seen... Yeah. Have you...

Do you see Brock ever? Oh, yeah. She knows. Okay, next time you see him, you tell him John Knopf's going to choke the life out of him. And say, John Knopf said he's going to

choke the life out of your fat boy body. I won't tell him that, but I will tell him. Please tell him that. Tell him real tell him. Please tell him that. Tell him real cowboys come from L.A. That's John's favorite thing to tell hellbillies. Yeah. Real cowboys come from L.A.

And Brock's got legitimate family in the Hatfields and McCoys, right? Yeah, I don't give a shit. John's going to kill his ass. That's like three generations back at this point. Yeah. Brock's descended from all the pussies that hid in the woods during the cowboy times. All the McCoys that ran away.

Anyways, Mom. Julie, we should let you get back into the bar. Thank you for taking the call. Thank you, Ms. LaFleur. Entertaining us. I love you, Mom. I love you, Mom. I love you, Mom. I love you.

I love you, too, Julie. I love you all. I love you all. I love you. Bye. Bye. That was great. Because it got real for a little bit.

It's like maybe the first time you've ever spoken to your mom about your true thoughts on that shitty hometown you're from. Joey's crying now. Joey was like going off. I do that a lot. That kicked ass.

That was so funny. Last time I visited, I immediately, I got off the airplane and we went to the park. This new bar that they're at. You have to come check out the park. We're there with the heaters and all the people that you just said. They were there again. So it's like a new bar? Yes. It wasn't there when I was there? No. So it's like

the place to go to. It's like you have to come check it out. And I went there with them. And I instantly started like... I got off the plane. I didn't drink on the plane. So I got there and I'm like, give me like a double Jack and Coke. And then I was like, alright, another one. And then

at some point, the bartender was so bad at her job that she ended up giving me like three at once. And then I, last thing I remember is like, I got three now, I guess I gotta drink all three, all doubles. And I blacked out. So then

my mom was, she gave me the same kind of speech like, why do you always have to black out? Is that necessary? Yeah. She's so stupid for that. What a dumbass. What a dumbass she is. For not wanting her son that she loves to black out.

Please stop hurting yourself. Because I think it's quite harmless, actually. I don't know. I think it is. I think, actually, in that situation, that's the one situation where I'm like, yeah, you've got to drink all three. That's the tendency. Exactly. They're in front of you.

It's like they actually made your dinner three times. Wait, you're not going to eat them? Yeah, exactly. You're going to waste food? Gave me an extra scoop of ice cream. What am I doing? Yeah, an extra scoop of ice cream. What am I doing? Yeah. Yeah, an extra scoop of ice cream.

They have the same effect. That was great. That was well played. We're getting our moms into the show now. Oh, God. Johnny, you want to call your mom? Call Jenny. We'll do it next time.

Why? I'll get it prepped up. No, what is she doing? She goes to bed very early. Oh, okay. Yeah. What time is it? She wakes up. Like 7 p.m. She's a crossing guard it prepped up. No, what is she doing? She goes to bed very early. Oh, okay. Yeah. What time is it? She wakes up. Like 7pm. She's a crossing guard. She wakes up like super early. Dude, my mom's like 6.30.

I think my mom's like a lot older than your mom's. How old's your mom? I don't want to say. She'd hate that. Did she listen? She doesn't listen. She listens. Whisper. Whisper. Really? Yeah. Oh.

My mom's 70. Yeah, my mom is... Fuck off. She just turned 70. Your mom is younger than both of our moms. Caller. God, all right. This sweetheart. Your mom is the sweetest of all sweethearts.

I know. My mom is the sweetest woman ever. I actually love her. You know her number by heart? Oh, yeah. It's... Hold on. Jenny's the best.

Do I have to put it by the mic? No. Oh, sick. Oh, shit. Should hear it soon. It's not. Hmm. It's done this before.

You did this with Pooja. Oh, there it goes. I think it's Hey mom Please leave your message For nine Oh she blocked it Yeah I know

She probably is asleep I think she's got your number She should know you're calling Oh I do have her number Yeah Well you have her old number Oh okay Yeah it's her new one

Oh whatever We'll get her on next time She's a hoot She's the best Let's do one more little Little whack Oh you want to finish This Dylan Mulvaney bullshit next time. She's a hoot. She's the best. Let's do one more little whack. Oh, you want to finish this Dylan Mulvaney bullshit? Yeah. Is there more?

She's still talking in this thing. I won't try to clear her out. She is a woman. So, I have some amazing news. Yeah, she's trying to prove she's a woman by talking about nothing endlessly. Are you ready? I have never worked with Tampax before.

The most that happened was they sent me a few boxes of tampons back in April just in case. Oh, right. Okay. People got upset at her because Tampax sent her a bunch of tampons and then everyone's like, you're doing this for clout or whatever. I mean, who gives a fuck?

I bumped into anyone, including yourselves, and I gave them all away. I've got a few left. It's like a sick, orgy of retardation. Just these people going back and forth. What? It's like a sick, just these people. Like, who cares?

Like, it's just like, why are you talking about this? That's meaningless outrage. It's insane. Well, they'll tell you that they're outraged because they're hurting the children of this country. You know. Which I agree with. If kids are getting hormones.

Stop telling kids. If kids are getting puberty blockers. I agree with Buck Angel on this. I don't think anybody should become trans until they're an adult. No, until you're like a dude. I couldn't make any decision that was real until I was like 25. I wanted to be a cowboy when I was a kid. My parents took me to the desert and left me on a horse.

They're bearing you up to your head. That's what he wants. I just die of dehydration. I get scalped. You get killed by Indians. Dollar off of feminine hygiene products. So, I hope that helps you sleep better at night. This person's actually trans. They're just trying to be

funny. And people are seeing, taking that as them grifting. I think this person is 100%. No, she, no, yeah. Her first video, she was trolling, and now she's like, actually committed. I don't find her very obnoxious, though, compared

to other trans people on the internet. The first day as a woman was hilarious. Whatever. I don't find her... She's not screaming at me and saying I'm less of a person. See, this is what people are upset by, I think. This type of shit. Yeah.

Dad confronts teacher who made son wear a dress. I wouldn't confront them. I would just start beating the shit out of the teacher who made my son wear a dress. Well, this is this black dude, and he's like, oh, hell yeah. This is why the issue up here about my grandson being in a dress. I mean, I'm trying to see what the issue is about that. Okay, you'll have to talk to Dara.

Who's Dara? She's the director. She's down in the other classroom. Is she the one that was in charge of the kids while my grandson? I can't talk to you. Because you're not on the floor because you're scary yeah and she will let you because your cock is that sorry first of all i'm coming down here because we don't do that the uh the transgender he wanted to say we don't do that gay shit that

rocks so bad but he knew he was filming himself and he was like trying to make this go viral it would have been cool if he said that he had to he had to stop himself from saying we don't do that gay shit he goes we don't do that trans stuff i mean first of all i'll come down here because we don't do that and i don't appreciate you encouraging him to put on no dress for the second day, too. I don't appreciate that. And don't think this is going away. I'm going further with this.

Okay, you can go down and talk to Sarah. No, I'm not done talking to you. I'm going to let you know the next time that you put any kid in a dress, we're going to make you go viral. She's like, that's fine with me sir i love internet attention i love likes i love retweets that's okay with me you make me go viral sir at me at me sir okay listen tag me please i as a teacher no i mean you know i got an issue with you about that i'm not playing with you i'm sorry that not playing with you. I'm sorry that you feel that way. Yeah, I'm sorry that you feel that way.

But you should have called me before you made the decision to put my grandson in a dress. You can speak to me. No, I'm speaking to you. Yeah. I wouldn't be up here if you wouldn't have put my grandson in no dress. It's a legitimate crime.

What do you do? No, I'm taking it over with you. I don't want somebody dressing my grandson in a dress. It's a legitimate crime. What do you gotta do? No, I'm taking it over with you. I don't want somebody dressing like Grant. Yeah, if somebody's going to

fucking... In what world would that be? He says a second time, too. Like, what's

going on? Is the kid playing, you know, is he playing a character in a school play? Cast the girls

also. No, you know, the only reason it should be is if they're doing like a production in South Pacific and all the sailors wear dresses and dance around and also. No, you know, the only reason it should be is if they're doing like a production in South Pacific and you know when

all the sailors wear dresses and like dance around and shit. Oh, sure. That's the only masculine reason for a guy to wear a dress. She should have just said that. We're doing a production in South Pacific.

Some like it hot. We're doing some like it hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, okay, cool. Sir, I don't know if you know this, but your small black child

loves Jack Lemmon. Big Some Like It Hot fan. Little Jamal loves Jack Lemon. What was your grandpa like? What would he have done if he thought? My grandfather? My grandfather would Well, he was in an oxygen tank and he had an inhaler and he had emphysema and

he would have just been like, that's a load of shit. He would have just said that. He wouldn't have done anything. From his iron lung. Yeah. He would have said, they're dressing him up

like a Nancy. That's every grandpa. Something like that. It's a World War II veteran. Unless your grandpa's Stan. Well, he's supposed to say. Stan would have been like, oh, I love Stan.

Stan would have hated it. Stan would have been fabulous. No. No, no. Stan would have wigged out. Stan would have gone in and raised hell. Stan would have hated it. No, Stan have gone in and like raised hell stan would have

the biggest gay basher ever yeah he'd be like oh you fags stan is super gay stan used to stan's the only gay guy that i know that's like calls gay people fags that's like every gay guy i know but he'll stan would be like like even with gay marriage about these fags they want to get married he's like it's a gay marriage He's like the black white supremacist. He's like a Dave Chappelle character. He's like Bigsby or whatever. Clayton Bigsby. I was like an older gay guy in my family too.

And I remember one time we were in the park and I was like a little kid. And there was a gay couple with a male gay couple with a child. And he looked at me and look at those fags using that prop. I was like, oh my God. How long have we done, by the way? We're good. We could wrap it up. Should we do John's Gun Corner?

Let's do some John's Gun Corner real quick. Let me get the music up. What was the music? I found new music. Oh, you did music? I found new music. The old one was Jason Bourne's theme song, I believe. What?

All right, what's the... Hold on, hold on. Do you have seven uh i have this i have some there's some on the patreon i mean there's i have there's mean you go to your patreon once let me let me find mine i have some good ones okay some of them are nonsense okay nonsense. Okay. Alright. Let's do John's Gun Corner. You got him, Joey?

Yeah, go ahead and play the song. It's John's Gun Corner. Welcome to John's damn Gun Corner. John's Gun Corner coming up on the Hate Watch podcast, folks. You guys want to know about guns, and John's damn gun corner. John's gun corner coming up on the Hate Watch podcast, folks. You guys want to know about guns, and John's happy to tell you. Welcome to John's gun corner. Buckle in and get ready for some gun info.

John's gun corner. Give it to me. Okay, a man in... John's gun corner. Oh, I'm putting it in my mouth. That was quite homoerotic. Ah, there we go. That's a good frame.

So we have a couple of comments from people. All right, here we go. A lot of negative feedback from the last game. A lot of people not happy about it. A lot of people not happy. There's one guy that really is crazy and really hates you. What, he hated me? You want to see it? Yeah, let me see. Where is it? John is a fat guy.. There's this one guy that really is crazy and really hates you. What, he hated me? You want to see it? Yeah, let me see.

Where is it? John is a fat... No, no, no, that's the last week. Gary Ruvis goes, who gives a fuck what a fat retard cuck thinks about guns? John's an amateur. He's the least entertaining otter on the show. Stop this. No one cares. Fuck you, John. First of all, don't co-op

my fucking terminology, otter bear shit. Then he goes, John spent a week in the Middle East. Now he thinks he's a Navy SEAL. Get back behind the bar, retard. Gary Ruvus? I don't know. You're named Gary, dude. Fuck off.

That's nice. He's a newbie, I guess. So, okay, let's do a real question. Take your $5 back. Devin, that was mean. That was mean. That was mean. They like to think they're a part of it.

That was, yeah. Let's do a real. He thinks he's talking like us. Gary, you want to last a second in my world. How about that? I love you, Gary. Let's do an actual question. Does Sean have the trigger guards on his guns

retrofitted to accommodate his fat, diseased, riddled trigger finger? No. That was another mean one. Yeah, that. No. That was another mean one. Yeah, that's mean. That's another mean one. They're all mean. No one has any real questions for the King of Guns.

I should have moderated that before I read it. So let me dig in. Yeah, give me some meat. I got... Who had a good one? I know. Vanicor. Oh, I love Nick.

Vanicor had one. Where is he? My fucking DMs. They're packed full of hot chicks trying to fucking have sex with me, so I can't find the gun stuff. John, the gunless gun nut who got cucked by an Aussie about guns. Try to utilize some of your knowledge on asymmetric warfare to defeat the rats. Keep your chin up.

Devin, play... We found Elliot Crookshank's gun lair. Who's Elliot Crookshank? Oh, yeah. Your enemy. What is it? What is his gun lair? It's like the Australian guy.

Well, you know, here's the thing. Are all guns illegal there? What do I play? Go like Reddit. um oh he has this guy actually has a gun layer or no google like reddit australian gun bunker okay oh i saw that i saw that yeah this is elliot crookshanks gun bunker um is this is his name Was that his name Okay here's one in the meantime I'd love to know what John would do Oh here we go

This is Elliot Cruikshank Oh wow Cruikshank by the way Cruikshank Sorry Elliot Cruel shank, cruel shank. Sorry, Alan. Officers finding a range of weapons at the property, handguns, shotguns, more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition, plus a workbench equipped to modify firearms, even an underground shooting range complete with pulley system to set the target.

A bunker, an underground shooting range, an arsenal of high-powered firearms right in suburban Perth. It's just incredible. Bunga. Papalia. The stash also included a.50 calibre rifle with ammo, a weapon designed to penetrate armoured vehicles, even buildings. We also found a suppressor, suppressors like a silencer, that's illegal. Body armour, illegal. Unsecured ammunition and unlicensed ammunition illegal across australia it's the fear of police that guns like these can and do end up look at all those really dangerous guns they got sinks every time i see a firearms burglary where more than 10 sometimes 20 and 30

firearms are being taken from a house the bunker builder there in the orange shirt former professional fighter david iceman hell yeah dude pleading guilty to several firearms he looks Wow. Hell yeah, dude. He looks awesome, dude. That's it? Australians can. Three grand? They go easy.

What the fuck? They're easy on crime. What the fuck? They're too easy on crime. Oh, yeah. Australians don't give a shit. Here's the real question. All right on crime. What the fuck? They're too easy on crime. Oh, yeah. Australians don't give a shit. Here's the real question. All right. What's the real question?

If shit really hit the fan and society were to collapse for even just a couple of months, how useless would Devin be? What would each member of the group be able to contribute to the betterment of your group's survival? I'd be keeping spirits up. I'd be entertaining everybody. All these other, all these dull retards that have nothing to say.

Shut your utter mouth. Devin's making preemptive strike right now. They'd all be freaking out. Go, John. Disarm. Do the Jackie Chan disarm. I gotta use both my, well, the,

oh, the fucking. How would you disarm? You'd disarm, and then I'd shoot you right before you do that. Yeah, you'd shoot me. Can I just see it for a second? I just wanna hold it.

It feels good, right? It does. Oh, it's nice and heavy. Actually, I'm getting a bit more power now. It's got a good weight to it. Yeah, Devin, we've actually discussed this. If there was a zombie apocalypse, Devin's immediately killing himself. The whole thing about zombie apocalypse is like it's a fun thing. Like, everyone would kill themselves.

I would sit on my roof and starve to death and cry because I had just murdered my mom. Yeah, but johnny wartime scenario like like infrastructure is broken down how uh me and joey i think well i think my first thing is we go out to murder machine nate you and i would but what would how would we employ devon well we'd have to get devon at a silver lake which would be a different you guys can use before like in a world war we first what would you use him for he has no practical skills exactly

you guys would use me I would like fuck everybody that gives us problems yeah I'd sell your pussy on the street that's what happens I'd fucking put you

on the corner I'd put you to work yeah I'd sell that fat pussy on the street all day hell yeah I'd leave your ass leaking dude

it would be crazy Sean you and I have weirdly had this conversation before where did we if we were like in the civil war with Evan like we've said that like we'd make him your ass leaking, dude. It would be crazy. John, you and I have weirdly had this conversation before. Did we? If we were in the Civil War with Devin,

we've said that we'd make him be the drummer boy. The drummer boy. The cabin boy. Yeah, the cabin boy. Yeah, I think Devin... No, well, here's the

thing. Say that Devin has no skills is a bit silly. He's a... You're a talker. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm a talker. You're a talker.

That's needed in war. That's really needed. It is. I'd be the governor, dude. I'd be like the Walking Dead. No, you wouldn't be that. I'd have a whole town to myself. You'd be the guy sucking the governor off.

And then I'd kill him one night, and then I'd become the governor. After a big, dirty battle. Yeah. Devin's a classic. Devin could make deals. I have manipulation tactics on my side. I have the power of humor. I have manipulation tactics on my side. I have, I have the power of humor.

I think you'd get killed really quickly. I think you would, I think you would call the wrong person like a pussy or a fag on the street and they would just shoot you or something. I would never do. You don't understand like my social awareness. I've seen your social awareness at its lowest. No, Devin does know when,

because everyone's always like, why hasn't Devin, Devin must get his ass kicked. Exactly. I never do. You're real slippery, bud. I'm a slippery little otter. And I've seen this a lot where Devin is in circumstances where a lot of people think like, oh, Devin's going to get knocked out.

But he always kind of knows, because he grew up in Los Angeles, so he always knows like- Well, Devin only insult to get, like, knocked out. But he always kind of knows, like, because he grew up in Los Angeles, so he always knows, like, I can talk shit to this guy. If Devin was talking to a guy that was, like, 6'3 with face tattoos, he wouldn't say shit. But, like, if he's going to talk to some other slippery Al Otter at fucking Red Lion,

then yeah. Devin won't talk shit to big guys, but if the guy's wearing, like, a blazer and the guy clearly has a job at, like, he's a graphic designer. A stereotype. A stereotype. That's how I've survived. Yeah, yeah. You've got a stereotype at like he's a graphic designer. I stereotype. That's how I've survived. Yeah, yeah.

You got a stereotype. But he's, so he's street smart. I don't even fucking honk at people with tinted windows. Yeah, Devin gets angry when I honk at people.

I don't fuck around with road rage. Yeah. Road rage is a big deal. No. So Devin, I think Devin would be useful

and we just, we just try to keep him alive, you know. Any more questions for John's Gun Corner? Let me set it up one more time. John, you should do, like, an old-timey dance before this comes up. Do I do it in my chair? It's John's Gun Corner.

What do we got? Keep it going, Keep it going. Keep it going. We're headed to Dodge City for John's Gun Corner. 310 to Yuma. It's the 310 to Yuma in John's Gun Corner. Woo! Okay.

What do we got? Okay. So, open-ended, do you prefer American-made guns or European guns? Handguns specifically. He's going to say American-made. I mean, European handguns. I mean, it depends on the handgun, but European. I mean, they can make some pretty good fucking shit.

Handguns specifically. American or European? I really want a fucking CZ-75, which is like a Czech handgun. Okay. Yeah, I shot them. Next question is, what kind of guns do you envision as the next step in technology

in the future? Oh, fucking, you know, I don't know if we're ever going to get to it. So, like, caseless ammunition. It's, like, basically, like, you know, when you shoot a gun and then the things come out of the side of it, the case,

they made, Heckler & Koch made a thing, it's called, like, a G, when you shoot a gun and then the things come out of the side of it, the case. They made, Heckler & Koch made a thing. It's called, like, a G11, and it fired. It would just, the whole bullet would come out at once. So, it, like, lowers the weight of what you have to carry and all that stuff. That's, like, the evolution. But, like, and maybe, like, rail guns in the future. But I think that's what it's going to be. What about 3D tech?

You mean, like, shooting around corners and shit? Like, printing, 3D printing. 3D printing. Oh, 3D printing guns? Yeah. No, that that's gonna be a that's so that's here's the thing that i'm like a plus minus 3d printing gun thing like i think they're gonna throttle the fuck out of 3d printers i don't think 3d printers are ever gonna be able to make something that's like i mean if you want to make a spare part on your washing machine that broke then yeah but i think maybe like once they start i mean they're already using 3d-printed guns in, like,

Myanmar to, like, fight against the government and shit that FS9 or the fuck that guy made. But, um... 3D-printed guns are, like, they're made by, like, uh... Yeah, they're really shitty. Yeah. Is it because you think that... I follow a guy who 3D-printed a fucking Panzerfaust. Like, I follow guys who are 3D-printing

rocket launchers on Instagram. But they're not durable. You're saying they can't... Their durability is questionable. Aren't they kind of like the Legos of guns? I mean, you could probably make a really good one, but the last thing you want is for a gun to blow up in your fucking face. And you can just fucking

get a machine shop and just make an AR-15 out of a block of aluminum, which is probably way more durable. But so, will there be some sort of material in the future that could be printed by a 3D printer? Totally, yeah. Okay, so some sort of plastic alloy. Yeah, but I think we're in the wild west

of 3D printers right now, and I think they're going to tighten down. Like, you can't print money on certain Dolby printers, you know what I mean? Like, I'm sure in the future they're going to start tightening down on certain designs you can make. Yes. You know? Yes. Okay. Is that it? No, no, no.

Got some more? Alright, hold on. Let me restart it. Next. Why didn't you... We have to do it. It's a segment. John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah.

It's John's Gun Corner. Oh, yeah. Everyone's unsure of his knowledge, but we keep doing the segment. Didn't serve any time in the military. Sorry, guys. He never served in the armed forces. He never killed anybody.

Never held a gun on a single human being. We're talking John's Gun Corner. Yeah. Yeah. It was such a good theme song. Oh my God, that was so funny. What? Okay, no, Devin's song was so funny.

No, it's great. Okay, Jesus Christ. Okay, give me. Um, okay. Give me... Devin, do one more song. God damn. Okay. I was laughing.

You made me laugh too hard. Sometimes there's a big man Born in Glendale, California With zero combat experience and he talks a big game about guns and the people online really get on his back. John's Gun Corner coming up. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. If an intruder breaks into your home, which kind of gun is the best to put him down with? An AR-15. Okay, so I guess go up. Why an AR-15? Because it's the most versatile gun platform.

What if it shoots through the wall and kills your neighbor? I mean, you get non-penetrative rounds and shit. So non-penetrative rounds, AR-15. Yeah, I mean, yeah. It's the most accurate gun. AR-15 is just the best gun for everything. Close quarters, I think a 9mm pistol, why not? I think I could kill it. You know what?

Handguns are like really, really... A 9mm may not put a guy down. That way an AR-15 will put a guy down. And like the AR-15 is really compact. You can get like a little... Don't you want to make him tiny? I bet you we talk and I bet you... You can get like an 8-inch barrel on a fucking AR, man.

You can get like a really tiny AR. Okay. It might be illegal, but you know. So for home... Home invasion? An AR-15 is the best gun for everything. An AR-15 is the safest gun. everything. An AR-15 is the safest gun. It has the most aftermarket on it.

You can make it into whatever the fuck you want to make it into. You can make it into a fucking long-range charge, whatever the fuck you want. It's the best gun platform. It's the safest gun platform. Everyone should own one. Everyone should have an AR-15. It's really affordable. Everyone should. The blind should have fucking AR-15s.

Yeah, the blind should. Blind, schizophrenic, homeless people should have AR-15s. Agreed. Very good. Is that it, Sean? Do we have something on Patreon? We have to go to the Patreon. Do we have more on Patreon?

We could. Do we have more questions on Patreon for John? Oh. They're not really questions, more so like just harassment. We'll see. Um, John loves you. He goes, one of my favorite episodes. Yeah.

John's a rigid son of a bitch. Hang in there, bud. Uh, this podcast is great and all, but when's John's, when's John going to break away from these guys and take John's gun corner more seriously? Uh, those rats are John's landlords at this point. seriously. Those rats are John's landlords at this point. Think they'll just evict themselves. They own you. Those rats own you.

Those rats own my fucking life. Do you know about Spear? The what? The new weapon being adopted by the US military. Is it the Marine Corps got it? This is good. This is funny. Oh, the new fucking, is it the Marine Corps got it? Oh, this is good. This is funny.

XM5 stuff. Somebody wants us to do Richie's Weather Corner. Because he's Jewish. He controls the weather. That's a really funny comment, Stuart. That's very funny. Let's see. I mean, I'll just, I'm going to go out and say it.

If it's being adopted by the U.S. Army, it's probably really bad. Oh, then Stuart, hold on real quick. Stuart then kills it again. It's a double tap. He goes, investing with the cost of his father's son financial planning segment. Oh, God. He's just. Who is this guy?

Some guy named Stuart on the Patreon. Thank you, pal. That's Stuart. That's funny. It's nice to know somebody with any writing ability is on the Patreon. Thank you, pal. That's Stuart. That's funny. It's nice to know somebody with any writing ability is on the Patreon. I think I'm out of gutter. We'll wrap it up. And that's John's Gun Corner.

Play the song. Do one more song. All right. All right. One more song and then we'll get out of this. And that's John's Gun Corner. Yeah. Hatewatch Podcast.

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