Hate Watch with Devan Costa - What a Shot

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

Ryan Reynolds is gay for Baldwin, famous prostitutes have a public duel, lady pepper sprays the cops, Amagansett audits a weed shop, John's history corner https://www.patreon.com/c/HateWatchPodcast

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No need to keep going. Welcome to the hate watch. I wanna suck. I wanna suck. Welcome to the hate watch, I wanna suck cock. I mean, I record a podcast. Fucking gay guys out there. How dare they be gay?

How dare they be gay? How dare they be gay? Ooh la la. Ooh la la. You guys know fucking Ryan Reynolds is gay. Really? What? Oh.

No he's not. It's a Baldoni update. It's a Baldoni update. He's a victim of sissy hypnosis. He's not gay. I have the answer, right? Normally this is not the sort of thing I would give two shits about, but every woman in my family is obsessed so apparently like fucking junior high kids they've like leaked all

these text messages and here's one supposedly from Ryan Reynolds and what's that what's that last line okay so it goes so just Baldoni goes hey Ryan Justin Baldoni here the guy who brought his literal baggage to his meeting with your wife. Why are they talking like they don't know each other? I asked Blake for your number well over a month ago and I've wanted to text you for a while now, but my good old nerves got the best of me. Emily and I have a very small circle.

We've known all our closest friends for years and I don't really have any close female friends that my wife isn't also friends with, let alone married ones. And so I guess this is just an awkward text to say I'd like to be friends. I'm glad there's no check, yes or no. God, the way these people live. They're just, it's worthless. Oh.

It's so sad. Can't just be like reaching out, checking in. No. Do you like me? Check yes or no in the box. Will you go to prom with me? And then Ryan Reynolds goes, hey Justin, sorry for the delay. Ooh, hey Justin. What a loving and the box. Will you go to prom with me? And then Ryan Reynolds goes, hey Justin, sorry for the delay.

Ooh, hey Justin. What a loving and generous message. Thank you. We're both looking forward to getting to know you and your family better. We're also big fans over here. Since before we've met and more so after, you've been a wonderful collaborator with

and that meant a great deal to both of us. Being a standup person is everything and you've been just that since day one. Thank you. I happen to adore you, Justin. That's not gay, that's just him being a Hollywood queer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not gay, he's a Hollywood queer.

He's not gay, he's a damn Hollywood queer! Come on, man, keep up. Come on, man! What's that last line? This guy comes on his own face. Oh, he's gay! He goes, hey, what was that last line? Last line. This guy comes on his own face. Oh! Hey! And goes, what was that last line? You lose!

Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. So what was the last line? Either I have come vision or I misread that, okay? Yeah, that was a weird message. That sounds like you're talking, you're like trying to get an apartment at a place called like, you know, Fig on Eight.

Yeah. It looks like he's trying to join a, like a, like a co-op, like a hippie co-op or something. Trying to rent a room in Hotel Baldoni. This guy's from Evansville, Indiana. That's why he's confused by all this. Yeah. See, straight guys don't say that. Straight guys don't say that.

Straight guys don't make TikToks like this, you fucking giant homos. This is the gayest man. He's obviously gay. You're gay as shit. No shit, right? Is he gay? I don't think he's coming from a place of like, I'm obviously gay and I'm spilling the tea on the gay.

Oh, I feel like I fully disagree with that. I think this is a gay man dissecting. You might be right, we'll see. Gay talk. He opened by saying like, usually I would never cover something like this. Like right, sure. Because he's a sophisticated big city gay.'s yeah he's hiding the fact that he's

obvious big city gay he's a big city gay he's not one of those small-time small town gays well why the way I love this kind of drama stuff this guy looks at the Empire still putting doing I want to sit on that motherfucker. Sexually look like a gay. It looks like a gay state. Do like the Donkey Kong, like jump up, grab your knees, sit on the Empire State Building until it consumes your entire ass. I like that you have like a gay like turn of the century patriot. Just like, look at what we did.

Fucking Empire State Building. Some like conservative and I'm like, Men gotta be man- Straight guys don't say that. They don't- But he's acting like he knows what straight guys are like. Yeah, because he's coming from a gay man. He's like, I know gay men.

He's coming from a gay man. Yeah. Hell yeah. I think this is the straightest guy alive. I think this is the epitome of man. Is that Don Fry or a TikToker? I think this guy is fucking, we're looking at, this is like if Charles Bronson made a fucking TikToker. You tell me Bear Grylls is gay?

Say that. And as soon as you look at him in that light, you're like, yeah, yeah. And honestly, I don't know. What, he's a handsome A-list actor? I worked in Los Angeles for years and spent a lot of time in West Hollywood doing jobs. Of course you did.

I worked on, I worked, I was, listen, I was on Backpage for years in Los Angeles. You guys are great. I love gay guys. I worked on Santa Monica Boulevard for years. He's not gay, because I love gay guys. I bet he does. I bet he loves gay guys a lot.

Well, he's gay, but he's pretending. He's a beard. He's a gay man. I guarantee this guy's wife looks like looks like bear girls He looks like bad girls. Yeah, but he is with he's not he hasn't been open with being gay. Yeah, he's married to somebody I mean, he's covering Justin Bell down in he's married to Gorlock And he thinks we he thinks no one under we're gay's gay. So we're all gay here now, okay, let's move on. We got that established. We're all very gay.

There's also bad ones, because they're just normal people. I have zero prob, there's nothing wrong with being gay in any way, but you think- No, except the hell part. Yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah, you're gonna hell. That's it. And that it's like AIDS, like God gave them AIDS.

But it seems that God hates you. But aside from that, nothing wrong? But there's nothing wrong with being gay. Also the factory setting like sociopathy and bipolar disorder. Which comes with all gay guys. Which comes with all gay guys. The factory setting, bipolar disorder.

The vicious nature. Mania. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's it. Aside from that, no, it's perfectly fine. And the pedophilia. Yeah. But in their community, it's not even pedophilia.

That's just like, that's what they do. No, in the eyes of the law, it's pedophilia. But yeah, in the community, it's not. In gay law, it's good. They're a victim of our rigorous law here. It's like, listen, some Mexicans, they park their car in the lawn. We don't don't go hey that's not where the car goes. That's not where your dick goes. Your dick doesn't go in a 14 year old boy. You don't go in a 14 year old boy but that's your lawn.

You're parking it on the lawn. Ed Buck was like George Washington. It's your gay lawn. It's your gay adolescent lawn. Your gay lawn is a 14 year old's ass. You need to teach him because they need to be taught. You gotta groom that lawn. Your gay lawn is a 14 year old's ass. And you need to teach him, because they need to be taught. You gotta groom that lawn. Gay guys, God bless him. What a cut up. Can't live with him, and that's about it. He definitely is.

Oh, oh he is. I love when I get jaded. Can't live with him? Moving on! This is from 2017. So Ryan Gosling wins an award and as a bit... By the way, it really sucks that Gosling's done. It really sucks that Gosling's just got this bubble gum botox and he's just got like this like bubblegum Botox

And he's just gonna keep doing like shitty fucking stuntman movies apparently Yeah, I don't mind he does that just give me like a half Nelson in between We're talking I don't know if he's gonna do it man I think he was fucking he was that you did Barbie and then he did fucking dumbass He did yeah The other guy fall guy or some shit Fall guy No, why? He's gonna be back

He did fall guy that was it I don't know if his face is capable of being back. Here's what he's done recently. He did. He has Botox? Every actor has Botox. Not to get this podcast any ganger it already is, but can we look at Ryan Reynolds' Botox?

Here's his recent. Big, big cheeks. Here's what he's got going on. Well, let's pull it up on this. Here's what he's got in me. He got The Grey Man, Barbie, Fall Guy coming up, Project Hail Mary, I don't know what that is, Untitled Star Wars, Bad. Probably all masterpieces. Here's who you guys made me got the gray man Barbie fall guy coming up project Hail Mary on what that is untitled Star Wars bad probably old masterpieces

untitled Margot Robbie oceans 11 sequel untitled gray man sequel that's fake on the right that's fucking fake no no that's not really that's not real that's not real that's not real he wouldn't ruin his face like that. Did you get fucking fake? Hit that hit that oh You got cheek fillers Look like in Barbie his natural big cheeks God's fucking Jesus Christ I applied gauze to my wounds I am on fire I Give me that thing, I am on fire!

I do love G.A.S.E. but he's gone. There's not a single movie coming up that's anything worth seeing. That's what I'm saying, G.A.S.E. is good. I liked Fall Guy. I did not like Fall Guy. I liked Grey Man, I hated Fall Guy. You liked Grey Man? It was a big piece of shit but I thought it was fine.

It's like the most like, forgettable movie I've ever seen. Yeah, very forgettable but it was like kind of of fun to be and there's nothing fun about it Huh, there better not be a sequel to Greyman. I just read it off. Oh, she's Greyman sequel coming up Well, whatever I do in Star Wars Ocean's 11 sequel and Greyman. That's what you're paying right now He's taking the cash in the bag. He's been paid. He's cash in check greedy motherfuckers He sees his friends with like big yachts and stuff and he's like, alright fuck it. Let me get really rich Yeah, he's gonna go back to doing good But I think he was on that trajectory by doing good shit anyway, he could have like a you know

Leo level career I saw Eva Mendez in her car one time in Atwater parked and she was on the phone That's about it. Yeah, I that's huge. He's with her my little connection here. What are the kids I grew up with? Oh, I forgot I said I wonder if he's upset about that. Yeah, I didn't even think about her I wonder if she's upset about that. Well, they probably don't even know who do you were you're in a mask No, I didn't actually well she I Don't know she didn't like it But this kid I grew up with his aunt was no nobody fought me. Oh, I think you kind of liked it. She fought? This kid I grew up with, his aunt was in the business. No, nobody fought me.

Oh. I think she kind of liked it. I think she likes me. She was at like every one of my flag football games going on. So that's, you know, you raped a dear friend of mine. No, I'm kidding. She was hot. Yeah, she was like the hottest shit. Wait, you know your family friends with even men?

I'm not family friends. A kid I grew up with who I played like every like You know peewee baseball football that stuff he his aunt was even mended Did you suck her tits like Jennifer love you it's that I sure did her tits of course you play crazy You suck all the biggest stars this kids. That's crazy. Of course you played peewee. Would you play pop Warner? I'm playing fucking man Yeah, league We we played we we you play with weewees, huh? Well fucking man. Yeah, league We will you played we will you play with we we's huh? Well, right. Yeah

I'm gay Okay, well that I have nothing in my arsenal. Okay. I will not attack a gay man. That's it Disarmed me. Yeah Well, then I have nothing have a good day sir Do you were you with me when we were outside of Cha Cha Lounge and we were talking to those gay guys and I was drunk and I said the- Sounds like Cha must have been there.

Yeah. I said fag and then they were like, whoa, and I was like, no, no, it's okay, I'm gay. Yes, I was there. And then we all immediately had a great night. It was an incredible save. That's awesome. It was actually pretty sick. All you gotta do is, it's an amazing thing.

All you gotta do is say, I'm gay. Of in town. It's so easy. I think you can get away with it pretty easily because you're very flamboyant. Like you're very like, woo, you know, and you walk around. I come in very cartoonish.

You yell a lot, your hips are moving, your hands always up. I'm always doing the bachata everywhere. You walk in like this. Yeah. Everywhere you go. The truck's up. For whatever reason, you can't walk into a bar sucking cock

without people thinking you're a fucking fanook. Yeah, but like you can come off as like a vicious gay. Yeah. A vicious gay who like those guys who they don't buy, they don't drink the like I have to ask them. A stand, you're a stand. That's how I get away. You're a stand.

And I don't mind because I'm a sleeper, so. Yeah. Yeah. To do what? To suck. To be so. Yeah. Yeah. To do what? To suck. To be homophobic. Yeah. To kill gay people.

I'm pretending to be gay so I could say faggot. Yeah. That's a crazy, that's a crazy thing. Imagine that guy. That's nuts of me to do. Tom Clancy novel. My whole life. That's the title.

Pretending to be gay so you can say faggot. Undercover vicious gay. It's just a picture gay so you can say faggot. Undercover, undercover vicious gay. It's just a picture of like a ninja on like a battleship. Oh man. But I don't think Joey could get away with that. I think if Joey's like, it's okay, I'm gay. You can be at the Eagle. Joey could be like a strong gay.

Yeah, I'm the gayest guy in town. Yeah, I'm at the Eagle, we're fluid. Yeah, I'm the gayest guy in town. I'm at the Eagle, we're fluid. Yeah, I'm the gayest guy in town. Of course, there's a lot of gay men just like me. And you could ask Armie Hammer, for example. I tried to suck him dry, shoved me away stiff on me, or ran out. Yeah, like an Armie Hammer or Bojags.

I was like, please, you can eat me. You could take a big bite out of me, anything. But no, he wouldn't let me. He's's like you're making your own soju right now You're like a watermelon soaked vodka That was on the made-up right last time we did a army hammer was gay with me I believe so and you keep doing horse mount. Yeah. Yeah You're getting spit on me. Let's finish this fucking queer. I can't quit you Ryan Reynolds Andrew Garfield, that's funny. That's funny. That is

This guy has no idea there. I'm willing to commit to a bit An impassioned kiss I'm all about that. Actually, I love kissing my friends When you when you get a beard, a woman that will disguise your gayness, going younger is better. Not only young but objectively object... stupid. She's she's not very intelligent compared to him. He's also very charismatic. He's gay, he's catty as hell. Gay men just, they have a light in their eyes that straight men don't have.

I bet you love that light. That's not true at all. No, they have a darkness in their eyes. Every gay guy I see looks like they're about to cry. There's a twinkle, yeah. Okay? That is true. They're remembering the pain.

That is true. They're one second away from crying at every moment. Every moment. Would you say, oh, I was about to cry? OK, we got this. They're crawling across Ed Buck's shag carpet with the fucking beep going in their ears, like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.

Every gay guy looks like they act like they have the Suicide Squad dipvator on their neck. Yeah, one false move move they have epigenetic nightmares of living in ed bucks trash can I think my ancestors had some trauma I don't know what it was the African drums like the pizza bomber yeah like it's like they have like a few minutes or less. Yeah Gay men look like that Spend enough time around them. I have great gaydar straight men like that Oh, yeah, you have you you've been fucked by enough

You might go look at his shirt. Oh, look at his head. No, look at his dead eyes straight Gay, so that's all that's happening. It's He's a closeted gay man. And that's just, when you deny yourself. I like this. I like this too, but you brought this up, like this guy makes a good point, which is very funny.

It's not a very good point. I think it is. I think Ron Reynolds is gay. Oh, for sure. He might be bi. He might be bi. That's also, you don't need to dissect that. I think he's gay. Huh.

Anybody that like their comedy is like that whispered, like, like, fatty thing. Yeah. He's gay. Also I do love him seeing Baldoe and going like straight, really awesome guy, gay. Straightest guy I've ever seen, giant homo. That truth, you're just gonna do weird, crazy shit

and everyone around you is gonna have a hard time because you're like trying to fit this square piece in a circle Trying to fit this fist up your fucking tight ass Well, that's all I have on Baldani. Yeah, yeah and Reynolds That guy is gay though. That guy's gay as hell. Yeah, probably Probably I mean he's just making those videos as gay. Do you guys see this whore off? No between Kazumi and Lily Phillips

Phillips is the gangbang bitch Bonnie blue they're both there like competing for who could like die quickest of AIDS and so. They sound like women of Bang Butch Cassidy, Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips. Yeah. It's Bonnie Boo in the game. Yeah.

For the old naked. Yeah. Put your clit in the air, partner. Yeah, no they're, Bonnie Blue was like poolside at that thing recently. I fucked her, I gave a partner. Yeah, no, Bonnie Blue was poolside at that thing recently. I fucked her, I gave her AIDS. Nice. I have AIDS. So I gave her AIDS and then a couple friends of mine,

you guys weren't there. Collateral damage. They shit, she ate this one, Bonnie Blue was eating my friend's ass and he'd diarrhea it into her mouth and she drank it. That's how she got it? She drank it like you who she got Giardia. So hopefully she died soon.

That would be a great James Bond villain by the way. Somebody who is- Giardia? No, no, no. Giving AIDS to people? No, no, not that, but I'm saying yeah. But so right before her big gangbang, that's their plan to infect the world.

They give Lilly Phillips AIDS right before the gangbang. And Bond is trying to stop her before she can do it because he knows what the hell it's about. A thousand men are gonna die. And then they give it and then it goes, it needs his back. You have to stop this vicious horse. The whole world is eight.

He's taking blood thinners and cutting his penis with raz razor. He just fucks her Yeah, but and you know this Kazumi chick I don't know that is. Kazumi is the Asian the Asian. She's an Asian whore. Okay, but Rerefills She's reref- she's reref- Very good. Very good. But it's weird, I've seen this girl, I saw her on a fucking soft white underbelly.

And she was shockingly intelligent. And it's like, her life, it's very tragic that she, she's literally like having sex with 80 men a day to get back at her dad that made her take the SAT every day. It's some bizarre thing, because she was very intelligent in the Softwound Underbelly episode. And I was like, that's really, it's really interesting. I actually recommend it.

Maybe I was wrong, maybe I was just horny. But I watched it years ago and I was like, this doesn't seem right. You seem way too articulate. There are a lot of smart whores. you seem way too articulate and like you know you know you're like doing this in some weird reaction to your childhood it's not I think they're all kind of doing that not a lot of them can read and stuff I don't think I think Bonnie blue and Lily Phillips seem perfectly they

know what they're doing but I'm smart yeah and beautiful and they can read and I can and I can save them but I think That crazy to have somebody who's very intelligent, but there's also very impulsive and they are in the way a million people I'm on team Kazumi here. I wouldn't say it's Million guys Kazumi's done more big DPS So like I'm on team Kazumi and and Lily Phillips thinks like she's like, you know She she gets to like be in this category and it's like Lily You know, you're not you're not there yet. You know, you're a rook

Five max 50 I 50 This is like improv no, it's not improv they're like actually no they plan this shot plan the whore I know they're funny to be oh how many this is that you see they wait in before doing this No, this is the second city. This is the mark twin awards and they This is the Mark Twain Awards. And they took the stage. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Joey, please. This is. They, this is, I think this is actually real, because you could hear the crazy whore-ness in their voices. Yeah, the voice crackling. Yeah, they're on stage at the AVN Awards, and they, this is a, you know, they got in a big fight. This is like when Moonlight won over Lala Lam.

So it's. Zip. How many hours are you f***ing? 14. 14 hours a day? I can tell. Let's have a f*** off. I can go fro-tro-f*** off. Let's have a f*** off.

F*** me for f*** me. F*** for f***. This isn't fake. No, I don't think so. This is two rabid whores. Well, there's like K-Fabe. They're like professional wrestlers. There is some K-Fabe in it.

Yeah. But... I do DP! I do DP! I do DP! Cock for cock. Puss. They're like professional wrestlers. There is some kayfabe in it. Yeah. But I don't know what it's for. I do DP, cock for cock, puss. Let's go cock for cock. I do DP, cock for cock, puss. No, I feel five f**ks at the same time.

I just can't believe that's a real thing. I do DP. We all watched. That's a real thing. What a disgusting. I just don't know that's a real thing. I do DP! We all watched. That's a real thing. What a disgusting- I just don't know who it's even for. Like- It's for- no. I mean it's for our- It's for- to promote their-

Alright, you know what I want to say real quick? Okay, so I saw- I love Enora, right? I love the movie Enora. I thought it was fucking fantastic. Uh, had a great time in theaters. Me too. Yeah. It reminded me of like seeing a movie- I saw it with a full crowd, opening night. It- it inspired- I was like, that's awesome. It inspired me of like seeing a movie I saw with a full crowd, opening night. It inspired, I was like, that's awesome.

It inspired me to be like, that's, I wish I could have made something. You know, whatever. It was like, it was cool. It felt like an old 70s movie or something, right? People can have their problems with it. I don't care. Somebody- A snora. That's what I call it. That's nice. Very good. A borah.

Somebody, somebody, I forget who it was, but somebody was talking about how Sean Baker's obsession with sex workers and it's getting a little old, and he even said, that's probably the last movie I'll do about sex workers, I gotta move on, right? But I will defend him on this level of the fact that that is the modern economy.

Catlin the animal, for example. We meet a man at a coffee shop. He's intelligent, he's talking about movies and literature and I just think he's like a buff guy with his wife talking about things. He had a giant net, he was trying to catch us. We go on. Diego Sans was there.

Well we go on to find out, like this normal guy is in porn for some extra money. Like, and I thought to myself, I go, you know, every time I'm at some hip coffee shop, I bet like five people inside that coffee shop show their pussy or their cock and balls on the internet. Yeah. These are the times. It's a weird and so like it's not like some fringe thing to make you're obsessed with.

It's kind of the modern economy. We are in a social commentary. It's not fringe but I do think history will not look kindly on this time. No they won't. It'll be like the era where we're all whoring out. It's gonna be like 50 years reading textbooks and it's gonna be like, oh my God. Everyone was a whore, that's crazy. It happened in Victorian England,

it was Weimar Germany, everybody's a hooker. It's crazy. It goes in phases. Everybody becomes a hooker. You guys know what I meant though? I do, of course I know what I meant. I don't think it's so insane, if you're covering humanity in the modern age,

humanity in the modern age is very, it's prostitution. It's not any crazier than doing a political movie. It's like, it's just the temperature of the country. I fully agree with you. Yes, exactly. We go to any hip place, you're at a hip brunch, 10 people around you are fucking, they're squirting online.

I did love watching the Oscars and every time he won We're all like y'all let a pervert win tonight Y'all let a pervert win tonight Let me do that one time if you do that one Y'all let a real freak get a trophy tonight Love that Oh Sean Baker's a little free God that guy God bless him. I mean he's such a freak. He was doing it with no budget

Well, you got a real I'm not rewatch. I haven't seen it yet. I saw I have to really yeah Yeah, but I mean even like going back to like tangerine. It's like that guy was so dead set on like filming whores They like I'll do with an iPhone. I don't give a fuck Yeah, he's getting a lot of heat also from like the unionized filmmaker community or like the cast people that are in a fun Yeah, okay for what well so he made a movie for seven million bucks And he did it outside of the Union and so they didn't get health care and stuff and then so at some point during the film All of the cast and crew and stuff Banded together and they were like okay We all have to sign something that says like we won't come we won't work one more day unless we're guaranteed

healthcare on the thing and Sean Baker apparently was just like very furious about it had to sign it cuz else or else he couldn't finish the movie and then since After that point he treated everybody like shit. But the guys just, I mean... What movie was this? It was, uh, Anora. Is that true? Yeah.

I've never heard this. I never heard that. Yeah, but like, Werner Herzog almost shot his lead actor in the jungle. Like, you know, as you said, what directors do. They're crazy. Yeah, I suppose. Staker's an artist. Also, fuck these people. Fucking let them fucking finish the movie. Do you guys not want it to come out?

Do you not want to win an Oscar for best picture? Well, it's also like- Whores! Whores! A movie like that, you also sign on knowing it's not this glamorous payday. Right. Yeah, I guarantee that's why you was mad.

So it's like, why'd you walk into it? Yeah, I thought we all knew what the mission was here. Yeah, we're here to make a movie. That's crazy, yeah. No one does those movies for like a paycheck. You don't want to win an award, you want to make want to win an award? I'm talking about good body of work I'm talking about like the the low key grips and yeah production crew, but it's still it's like I'm sure they all fucking We're in a union. They all got their union stuff, right?

Yeah, it was it was outside of like the guild and all that stuff So they eventually like forced him to get them health insurance. But yeah, it was considered unethical by a lot of these crew guys. And I know people got upset at him because there was no, Mikey Madison turned down an intimacy coordinator. And by the way, intimacy coordinators are just perverts. They're just perverts, yeah.

They're just perverts that got it. Sean, Sean Baker was like, I got this, don't you? He puts on the glasses with the mustache and walks in. He's like, I'm the intimacy coordinator. Throwing a groucho marks mask. Hello, it's me. I'm the pervert. He puts on the glasses with the mustache and walks in. It's like, I'm the intimacy coordinator. We're in Groucho Marx mask. Hello, it's me. I don't make sure that pussy is tight.

I'm John Parker. I'm the intimacy coordinator. I have to coordinate this. How many fingers can I fit in your pussy just so we know when we're ready to film? Yeah, intimacy coordinators. I mean, what even are we talking about? Okay.

Yeah, listen. It's a guy being like, you okay with getting railed on camera? Yeah, it's like, okay, so he's gonna pretend he's railing you, he's gonna get harmed because you're fucking hot. I mean, I don't know, he might stick it in. Who even thinks that?

How are you? Come on, listen, you ever see the last tango in Paris, sweetheart, they fucked, they raced her with a stick of butter, all right? Okay, it was a huge movie, everyone loved it. Her life was ruined, she went on to try to kill herself multiple times like but like you know like fuck up I mean like to me it seems impossible to not get brick the fuck up Doing a sex scene, but do you think there's like actors out there?

Which is like it's just another day at work, and they don't get all that seems impossible Well, maybe you don't get hard because it is like you're just nervous. There's like five people watching and you're acting and stuff. I see sex scenes all the time and I'm like, they look like they're really into it. If I'm thrusting my pelvis in Mickey Madison and I'm watching your tits jiggle up and down, no matter how many years of experience I have, there's no way I'm walking away from that. Like, nah, nothing. Yeah, well if I'm fucking to somebody named Mickey Madison Mikey then they're they probably it's I'm looking at a man sure

Did I say Mickey said Mickey Madison my bad? I got Mickey 17 on the brain. You are obsessed with Mickey 17 I'm obsessed with it. You're obsessed with that movie Robert Benson's riding his car And I'm watching his balls slap into my taint. Yeah, I'm riding his car, and I'm watching his balls slapping to my tines. I'm getting break up. I don't care if there's a crew around. I got a full boner.

But I think that is, Intimid's Quarter basically just goes there, talks to the chick and goes like, are you comfortable if they do this? Okay, we're not getting sued then, because you said that was okay. Yeah, they were like created because of Marlon Brando, basically. Or like Me Too, I think.

Yeah, and the Me Too movement, but they were created because of certain actors that would actually maybe stick it in in a scene. Yeah. Right? Mm-hmm. Or not even necessarily, they probably stick it in every once in a while,

but also probably a lot of other stuff where it was just like I felt weird about that after It's like what if your intimacy coordinator walks in it's Vincent Gallow I'm fuck you're gonna get I brought Chloe 78 to show you what you're supposed to do in the scene They go hi. This is the intimacy coordinator. His name is Max hardcore His assistants here his name is that James Dean they're gonna be assisting you today I mean dude, I don't know. Have you seen you've seen the movie spring breakers, right? Yeah. Yeah, Gucci Mane That's the reason it he was actually fucking that lady. Oh what for like hours on it Cuz he was just so high. Yeah, and he was it was like at his worst he's

fat as shit just on promethazine whatever a girl was riding his dick for hours and they would cut he'd be like nah just keep going and he was just having sex and he was just hard but couldn't come and just kept going yeah exactly just a numb dick but like imagine like an indigenous corner coming to Gucci I mean like you okay with this? Excuse me um East Atlanta Santa excuse me, Mr.. Maine are you okay? Fuck too cuz I'm tired. I just got done fucking the actors What is this Joey don't talk to me in my video games ever again ladies So this guy made a big announcement apparently he's been getting like brutally sexually harassed by women and he saw a video game streamer

These women need to relax. And yes he's basically just saying like and this is the shows you the other side of like men get sexually harassed too. Shows you the other side that's what we're here to do. Good morning everybody. Hello, this is Reaper and I am back with them. Did he just get did somebody shart in his face? Hello everybody, this is Reaper. I was just run over by a boss. It's from like chicks squirt gave him like a little reaction. Diarrhea squirt. No! It was an immune response.

A bunch of diarrhea freckles. Other announcement. Alright all you bitches, all you females. There's a debate. Is it piss? Is it a squirt turns out it's diarrhea All you bitches All you women if you are coming to my page looking for a relationship Go fuck yourself. He was I am NOT leaving my video games for no bitch I'm sorry video games are my priority Women are nothing but cancer and a total disgrace to this fucking society.

I'm sorry, but you girls are not of interest to me. I don't know how many times I can say that without actually going blue in the face, but I'm being factual. So please, go fuck yourself. Find another man to bother. Leave him alone. Do not be bothering men at fucking 4, 3, 2 a.m. in the fucking morning. Waking them up. We actual normal people are actually fucking sleeping.

Please go fuck yourself. Unless you look like Laura Croft or Chun Li. Sorry from those two ladies, go fuck yourself. Or Sonya. Or Sonya Blade. I think he made some good points. Yeah, he made good points. Leave him alone.

Unless you look like Katana. Of course. I think he made some good points. Yeah, you make it points leave him alone unless you look like Donna of course Should we try and watch this body cam the unhinged woman pepper sprays police Lord this chair is too big. It's way too big He's a nut It's he knew what the chairs He knew what they care. Oh, nuts. He's a nut. He's a nut. It's so stupid. He knew what the chairs looked like. He knew what he was doing.

He knew what the chairs looked like. Oh no, he wanted to be king. He bought a king chair. And it's still, it's set up awkwardly. The back is not fully, it's like curved. Let's get a whoopee cushion and just get him one day, dude. Dude, he'd be so embarrassed if people heard him farting, dude. He'd be so pissed off by that.

Dude, he'd lose his fucking mind. He'd go, aahhh! Yeah, he might try to kill us. Yeah. That's what it sounds like, too. There's like two things, doing horse mouth, the whoopee cushion, and Joey. And his ass, and his ass. I see him walking around with a flask, like he's a goddamn...

Like a detective with a wire. Like he's like the McNulty in The Wire. I'm worried about the guy. Oh, hey, what's up, man? Hey, what's up, man? Nothing but fucking praise for you. Nolte in the wire worried about the guy Forget what we got talking about nothing wasn't about me. No Joe have you seen this yes unhinged woman pepper sprays police and plays the victim. Oh yeah I've seen this. This is

a beautiful body cam. Gorgeous. He just like kinda manhandle me. On May 10th 2022 while on duty at a department store if my birthday officer was notified of what's your birthday? May 11th. Mm-hmm. Wow could have been a perfect video, dude Glad we pause for that guy. I think fucking do you like your birthday? Yeah, why not? You big birthday guy? No, no, I thought you meant like the date itself. I thought that yeah, like the aesthetics of the date No, I think it's a good aesthetic

Are you a birthday guy? Do you care about I do not give a shit. I've never given shit any other Since I was like, I don't know eight other people give you more shit for not carrying every year every year is I'm getting Forced to have some kind of party cuz why well women care Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard a man be like hey you gotta be should be proud of your birthday man You deserve to be celebrated. Yeah, I think what I did last year. I can't remember what've ever heard a man be like, hey, you should be proud of your birthday, man. You deserve to be celebrated. I think what I did last year, I can't remember what I did. Nothing ever significant. I don't think I've ever celebrated your birthday, Joey.

Yeah, because it's ridiculous. I think we get drunk. I've taken Joy to Taylor's a couple times. Yeah, we go get drunk, maybe we'll get dinner. Yeah, that's it. But to have a big wacky party where everybody has to come and be like, hey, I've invited you with a special link. I have never hosted a party in my life,

and I never will, probably. Yeah, you never have. I don't, it's a, why put that on yourself? Val and I can't stop hosting parties. Well, it's your wife. God damn time. She hosts the party, and I love it. I love it, it's the whole Bill Burr,

you know, you don't wanna own the boat, you wanna be the friend that knows the guy that has the boat. Good parties too, always a good time at my place. People can hang. Like we can all hang and then we can all order food and stuff but I've never done a thing where I'm like, okay, everyone's coming and the table's full of food

and I, okay, you guys got drinks. I do love it though, it's great. I love hosting a party too, it's fun to tell. Connor's actually good at it. Super Bowl party was amazing. Pretty good stuff. Great stuff. Yeah.

And I became friends with a lot of old people. That night. And I love those old people. No one had some pretty good stuff. Great stuff. Yeah, and I became friends with a lot of old people. And I love those old people. Dylan had some pretty good commentary. Some good color commentary. Yeah. How you doing man? Too late. Is she stealing? Not anymore. Trying to run out of the store. Stop. She's such a good chase. Don't make it worse than it already is, man.

That's the fattest cop. The fattest worst cop. Oh, this guy, yeah, this is insane. It's like a donut rolling around the store. I don't care. Damn. He can't get her. They're both lightly jogging away from each other.

Ma'am, stop jaunting. If you saunter any quicker away from me. Ma'am, are you the fat guy? I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy.

I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy. I'm the fat guy. I'm sorry. Ma'am stop jaunting. If you saw her any quicker away from me. Ma'am, are you the fastest woman alive? Does Matt Truby have the fastest woman alive? He's like, which side of the box is she? Matt Truby, we got Black Flash.

Oh, you found her. Hahaha. Hahaha. Get her. She's good. Run! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wow otter. I was logged in. Maybe instead of bashing your own friend while he's trying to take a piss because he works so hard in the pod you could fucking figure out the tech for once. I was bashing you. These guys were talking mad shit about you. We didn't say a fucking thing. What are you talking about? I didn't say anything about you. I never have. I never will. He was the main culprit. Yeah, he was saying he was the main culprit. He's never liked you. Hates you. But! Everything he said is a lie. Oh, he lies. What piece of shit, but he's a liar dude. He's a snake in the grass I literally Joe you're away. He says he starts saying this stuff and I was like I'll quit the podcast right now You know if he keeps crashing me. Yeah, I grabbed him by his I grabbed him by his throat

It's like fucking like Mortal Kombat style. I said I don't you ever talked to Joey like that Joe You know you and I are we're strictly friends transactionally Yeah, we're no we're co-workers. Yeah Exactionally. Yeah, we're no we're co-workers. Yeah The most toxic workplace Worst fucking job of my life. I've said that about Worst fucking boss I've ever had in my life most demanding surviving costa surviving costa Yeah, that's gonna Ellen degenerate me one day with his phone Shut up pussy

All right, we got we got it back I got logged into the YouTube that has premium good job Keeps like losing it behind objects. It's... Oh! Boom! Didn't lock the door, dumbass. He's still out of breath. The most retarded cop. Listen to how hard he's breathing from that chase. You catching more charges, man?

What are you doing? She's going in the bag! He could shoot, he technically could shoot her. Where is this? Maybe we just need all cops to be this fat so they can never, they're too fat to shoot. He's too fat to, he forgot he can shoot her because she's reaching for stuff. It's Gorlock. It's actually crazy. I mean, lady, you're black.

Relax, you can't go reaching through your fucking console. If you're a black person. Not to be insensitive, but it's like, sometimes I'm like, did you forget? Did you forget? It's not, no, that actually is sensitive because you know they're getting shot. Come on, I'm trying to care.

Like, you just ran in circles. You got in your car. You didn't lock the door He's now trying to handcuff you and you're going through your center console, which could be a gun He could easily just shoot have you not paid attention last few years also if you never seen crash I mean come on come on watch crash before you go to the mall crash taught me racism me too Crash showed me I never heard of it before then I never understood right yeah I think you did. Or crash by Paul Haggis. And then Ryan Phillippe taught me racism.

Ryan, yeah. Paul Haggis is why I started to be a racist. Paul Haggis invented racism. That's when I realized how cool. Didn't exist. Yeah. Paul Haggis made crash because he said he got robbed, his car got stolen, and then he was like,

wow, this is like a thing. He's like, wow, black steel. That was like, I remember an interview from Paul Hire's, that's like, he was kind of like, he didn't say that, but essentially he was like, wow, black steel. And racism's everywhere in LA. That's a powerful theme.

I can't go to jail. She's Yeah. I can't go to jail. I can't. She's saying I can't go to jail out loud, that rocks. I can't go to jail. You spray me with that shit, I'm gonna put you in jail. You gonna put me in jail anyway? Telling me. Very good.

They are like a comedy duo. Yeah. It's like a midnight run Run sequel, you know? This is an exact reenactment of John Dillinger's last moments. She's in a white sedan, fleeing in the car. Is this fucking Paul Walter Hauser? Is he the cop? It literally sounds like I'm watching Richard Jewell right now.

She's fleeing in a white sedan. He also got maced and then instantly just gave up on the game. He gave up. He got maced. He got maced. He could have like grabbed her and like, okay, I maced. I can't see but I can still rip you out of the car. There's a lot of things I could do.

And he's just like, fuck this. He's like, I got maced. He's taking his species, he's pulling the mace out of his eyes. He's putting it on food. He's like, I could use some pepper. There she goes. He's pulling the mace out of his eyes, he's putting it on food. He's like, I could use some pepper. Or. There she goes.

Ocean's 11, what a perfect getaway. By the way, if I was Chevy, if I was Chevy at this point, I would market every single vehicle to the black community. Oh yeah. I would be the black community car. It's the Hennessy of car every black person has a Chevy NOS is the new Chevy spokesperson It was really ridiculous when I was doing Hennessy commercials, I thought it was race I got a ball at work and I look at it. I was like wait, are they being braces? No, they want to do it. It was nice cuz they they fucking love Hennessy. I met a Hennessy.

Then they overcorrected with Snoop Dogg's lines. Rappers. Rappers. 19 crimes Snoop Dogg. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.

Who's this guy? This guy works at Dillard's? That's a Dillard's guy. That's Dillard's. He's got Dillard's written all over him. He even has a Dillard's posture. I work at Dillard's. I'm a Dillard's fan.

I'm a Dillard's fan. I'm a Dillard's fan. I'm a Dillard's fan. I'm a Dillard's fan. I'm a Dillard's fan. I'm a Dillard's fan. I'm a Dillard's fan. I'm a Dillard's? That's a Dillard's guy. That's Dillard's. He's got Dillard's written all over him. He even has a Dillard's posture. Yeah. I work at Dillard's. Look at this scoliosis ass.

He's like, you couldn't catch her? Why are they looking into the distance like, where is she? He's like, maybe she'll come back. Do you see her? You think she'll drive back? Dayo has returned to the scene of the crime. Come on. In this out of breath. It's a white four-door sedan. For that little jog. Here you go, sir.

Everyone was treating him like they found a dying squirrel, you know? They pour something to the lid? They bring him home. Who is this? It's like a Dodo video where they rescue a cop. It's like four weeks later he's on the shoulder, they're watching TV together. They're keeping him in a shoe box with a little thing of water. Day one, he won't like make eye contact with him. Day one, still a little nervous for the embrace.

Day three, he's warming up to us. Day three, we put a donut right in front of him and he started to like crawl toward it. Wow, we're building trust. Day five, we're building trust. They're washing him with Dawn's soap. Who's this fucking China doll lady? Lee these are just guys customers in the parking that's the hottest guy in town with that blue shirt

Look at his look at his girlfriend. I mean she's above him. That's the hottest guy I've ever seen Look at his girlfriend, I mean she's above him. That's the hottest guy I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. I mean look at this, this is what happens in small towns. This is what you were talking about when you were talking. Those fucking cargo pants, I'm licking my chops. All these things are reptilian, look at his shape shifting face. Damn it, skip to a bump, I'm gonna cum in my fucking pants. We're trying to get us horty with this guy.

I should have just slammed her on the ground. He's got a sweat towel for himself. I should have just fucking killed her the ground. He's got a sweat towel. I should have just fucking killed her. Should have just curb shot her. I'm an idiot. Should have told her bite the curb. I tried humanity one time, didn't blow her fucking head off, now I'm out of breath. Let me tell y'all, I don't know, but I think Sha'Carri Richardson just stole from this story.

That was the fastest woman I've seen in my whole damn life. He was either Usain Bolt or Sha'Carri Richardson. Unfortunately the news isn't going to treat you that way, sorry. Pan and video, suspect escape. 29, 29, have a point. Oh my god, look there he is, there's our boy. I love that he's a towel like he's a black comedian. Like he's earthquake. Dabbing his head. And he hopped the stool.

On a patch, I mean, going down Shawnee. Towards middle ground. Okay. 45 to that CS unit that was asking for the direction of travel. Everyone in that circle, they're just all walking up and she's like,

You see black? I saw black like, well, you see black? I saw black. You see black, boy? Black. Black, black, black. We're outside, Dillard's. Don't be distracted. The hottest guy I've ever seen in my life.

I'm like, Percy Wicosson. An absolute 12 out of 10 is in the parking lot with me right now. Don't get distracted. This is an active crime scene. Let's focus on the investigation. Might look like Fashion Runway out here, but it an active crime scene, let's focus on the investigation. Might look like fashion runway out here, but it's a crime scene, okay? Y'all are gonna wanna, you know, fuck.

Perceive a caution, you might think it's Thunder Down Under or a Magic Mike show, but no. It's an actual crime scene. By the way, before you ask, that ain't Brad Pitt. Perceive a caution, I've asked four times, you're getting a little annoyed at the Brad Pitt. Hahaha. See what, guys, when I've asked four times, you're getting a little annoyed at the Brad Pitt question. Hahaha. I'm in the park in a lot of dealers with the hottest man in town. Ground off of Apache.

What was that? What color was it? White. White. 10-4, there's a white in color Chevrolet Impala that's going eastbound towards middle ground on Shawnee. Correct. Not Apache, Shawnee. Overhead, down know, brother. I ran into flash. Okay? This was flash in the flash. Look at it. He's still wiping sweat off his face. No, that's a pepper spray, brother. Oh, May, oh, I forgot he got mazed.

I forgot he got mazed. I called it out. I got you, let me see if it's in there. This face is 44, probably. Sir, I can't even look at you right now, all right? I don't know if it's the mace on your body, but on my eyes. You guys. Every time I look at you, it feels like mace or your body, but my eyes. Every time I look at you it feels like I got maced again, sir.

Can you just go away? Wait, her eyes? You put like a towel over your body or something? Somebody got a bed sheet we can put over this guy? What's up, Wilson? Officers located the woman's ID and matched it with the vehicle's registration, successfully identifying it. Like the speed serum.

When they followed up at the listed address, they observed the vehicle arriving to drop off a young child. However, upon noticing the police... Imagine leaving something like that. You go pick up your daughter and drop her off at like some, like cello or whatever. Like, you know, like. And you just go on your day like, hoping they don't get ya, I guess.

Officers investigate the crime scene. Appears to be a bunch of experimental chemicals. She sat down in chair, electrocution. Lightning bolt struck it, exploded, turning her into the Flash. If we don't slow her down, we will go back into time. It's called the Flashpoint Paradox, okay? Yep. We're facing the Flashpoint Paradox.

Reaching speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. On two legs. The machine went into the neighborhood after nearly driving into a pond. She ran so fast she could skirt across the water on top of it we heard the sound barrier break two miles over we knew we caught our victim the thunderclap was audible the three blocks away okay that's still not an excuse for anything I'll be messing up like this sometime baby

you know they say Chuck Yeager be the first guy to break the sound barrier honey but it was me I'll be messing up like this sometime baby. You know they say Chuck Yeager be the first guy to break the sound barrier honey, but it was me. I want y'all to be nice. I want y'all to be really nice because I can vibrate out of these cuffs right now, okay? I can phase. I can phase right out of this car? I can move so fast, I break things down to their molecular structure and I can phase right out of this car. I'm letting y'all rest me just so you know that.

I ain't trying to be a fugitive game and have big ol' government enemy on me. They gonna dissect me, honey. I got sent to Fair 51, honey. We could be allies, we could work together. Hello. Who's that guy? Michelle Obama's brother. My name is Sergeant Washington. This is Detective Brunson. We're both property...

I have been studying your kind for 10 years. I've been trying to prove your existence about people with super speed. That's dog the bounty hunter spelled D-A-W-G. It's officer radio. Listen honey, I can work with you or the story. Do you want to talk to us and let us know what's going on? What happened? Why are you done? Did you do what you did? We need somebody to sprint into Ukraine really fast and grab a document, come back. It's a yes or a no ma'am. I just have to read something to you if you want to talk to us.

Okay. They're like, ma'am is there a reason you did what you did? She's like, like I'm poor I wanted it listen I just flew back from a safari in Zimbabwe listen bitch I'm a big game hunter. I just got summoned by a Jumanji game. Listen lady, I just killed the last elephant on earth and I flew back for this shit. Listen bitch, I just locked up Kraven the Hunter. Now I gotta deal with yo ass. Alright, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the quarter.

You got the right to remain fine! Fine as hell! Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court. You got the right to remain fine! Hahahaha! Fine as hell! Well, you have the right to speak to an attorney and to have an attorney present during any question. If you cannot afford to hire an attorney, one will be provided before you want to get a new support order. You got the right to come on to a red lobster with me tonight at 7. Are you willing to speak to us and answer any questions without an attorney present? Okay.

Did you use any drugs today? No. Okay. Are you in a good mental capacity at the moment? No. Okay. All right. So again, I spoke with everybody.

I'm going to check the process of my charges. So we're asking about your mental capacity because we found you in a pond. We found you hiding in a giant pond she's like ribbit honey oh damn we thought we caught her it's a damn frog she's laying on a little they go god damn it a frog again we keep calling for the frog we spoke with everybody pretty much involved We spoke to that salamander In that crane that's also in the pond Whoa frog she is literally a frog what's with the tongue? You know I can't make no excuse for that but

She goes you got any flies, honey You poke some holes in the top of this cop car You got heat lamp around here somewhere some like leaves in here, some grass, some poison. Have a few crickets for me. Cricket dick. I mean I need crickets now. I'm trying to get in the car. In the interrogation room they slide her a box of crickets.

Okay I'll talk. You grab my arm, you grab my wrist. Okay. You grab my side. You bad-handed me. Grab where you want, baby. And like, yeah, I'm not gonna make no excuse. Yeah, I know I was doing something wrong, but god damn. Okay. You ain't got to do all that.

Okay, so you grab my arms, my side, my cloaca. Yeah. I'm like, you know, you just saying all kinds of crazy stuff. I understand. That's kind of, you know, you both die, you never know. What everybody, how everybody feeling at the moment. Hey, what's everybody up on? How are you about killing that mom? What is she spitting out of her mouth?

Pond moss, I assume. Thank you. Flies, she was running so fast, she just fucking nailed the flies, dude. Windshield theory. At that which point you pepper sprayed them, and then you went in your car, or your mom's car. Yeah, my mom's car, yeah.

Who was the kid? What they said, it was kids in the car, I ain't got no problem. Who was the kid? Well, they said it was kids in the car. Whose lily pad was that you were laying on? I was outside. Was that your lily pad? I was laying in front of the house. Well, that was like. Oh, that was just big toads.

Are you about to go on a wild ride? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What next? Luigi's haunted mansion? I haven't seen like a good interrogation room thing in a long time. Me neither. It's a dry season. Everything's dry with crime lately. You fucking, yeah, just fucking, you know, haven't seen a good JCS in a while, haven't seen anything in a while. Yeah.

It's called Midwest Safety? Yeah, that's one. They dried up. There's a new Amigand. They dried up, yeah. That a good? Oh, there is one great excerpt. There's a couple good parts where he, you know, he loves conflict.

There's the funniest Italian man that the entire world that he finds. I like that. So I guess that is probably...I don't know how we...I have a theory about how we found this guy by the way. This chick sucks. I do not want to be on internet because I'm not that... Get to the Italian man, Devin. Is that him? In the alleyway?

Yeah, in the alleyway. Okay, thank you. man, Devon. Is that him? You know, in the alleyway? Yeah, in the alleyway. The store's on the boulevard. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, right there. No, that's not him. No, no, no, that's Rampage. I got weddings coming up and... But you can hear him pause for a sec.

You can hear him right before he starts this, and he goes like, he pretends like, oh, this is a cool alleyway. But I guarantee he was walking by. He saw them and he... He heard this Italian guy being like super animated, and he was was like fuck. Let's just antagonize him getting the flip out Easy started. That's awesome. Come to Los Alas and come to Robinson's jeweler. I appreciate you coming out to speak with me I appreciate you. Thanks for the smile

That's a cool shot Yeah, it's a really cool shot. Yeah. What a shot! Oh, it's Paul Thomas Anderson over here. Oh my god! Good god, Rodrigo Prito! What a shot, man! This is like, I feel like I'm watching The Revenant right now! It's an Italian guy on his lunch break talking to two fat prostitutes.

By the way, these have to be prostitutes. They're definitely prostitutes. That's why, that's why he's like, hey, what are you doing, man? talking to two fat prostitutes. By the way, these have to be prostitutes. They're definitely prostitutes. That's why he's like, hey, what are you doing, man? But why is he meeting prostitutes in an alley? I think he's a chubby joker. He's in a serious Sam level. He's on lunch and he's eating his fucking,

he's eating his, you know, his halal guys. Pasta fuzzle. Or pasta or whatever. I see. If you're filming us, I don't wanna be on camera. Sorry? I don't wanna be on camera. Listen, buddy, I don't want to be on camera anymore. Sorry? I don't want to be on camera anymore. Listen, buddy, I don't like people filming me while I feed my buffalo.

Okay? Guys, I'm filming right now? I'm filming this alleyway and you happen to be sitting there. What's that? I said I'm filming the alleyway and you happen to be sitting there. I don't give my authorization to be on camera for nothing. I don't want to be filmed, bro. Alright, well.

I love Italians. You want me to move? Alright. They never change. I don't want to be in bro. Alright well. I love Italians. They never change. Wow what are you so upset about man? Actually I don't even care. Don't answer the question. What do I have to be upset about? I don't know. He's like an SNL Italian character.

I'm in an alleyway, I'm eating lunch, I'm trying to fuck a couple big gulps. And you, you, you film me! You motherfucking mutt, you! I'm trying to, I'm hanging out with whores in an alley. Alright! I'm hanging out with two whores that have had way too much high fructose corn syrup in their life. I'm not proud of how these whores look. you get me on video talk it all of them hide They're hiding but they still can't you can still see them. I don't know man. Oh, yeah Let me just say if they weren't whores they wouldn't scatter away

I want you to tell me I happen to be in your fucking shot calm down and act normal that'd be nice No, no, I don't want to be in it. You say you happen to be in my shot. That's disrespectful You say that to me You think I'm the quickest blow-up I've ever seen. Yeah, he immediately blows up. Yeah I happen to be in your fucking I happen to be in your fucking shot. Yes, disrespectful of you You said you disrespect me. I've actually never seen him like fucking sniper scope someone like that before that was like a long-distance Chris Kyle. Yeah, he got him far. Yeah, he's the best. He's like, okay He's the best of the best, but he looks really a 360 noscope. He's just like

But truly, we're forgetting. Headshot dude. Guys, look at this shot. Isn't that a breathtaking shot? He's a breathtaking shot Chiefs is frothing at the mouth after what Columbus did to his people. It's the truth All right, and you're filming me still just so you know, I'm going to find the business you're tagged to what you're doing. It's not right. What a P brain piece of shit. What you're doing is not right.

Wrong. It's wrong. All right. Start all over again and just calm down. I don't. I can introduce myself. Tell you what I'm doing. What you said is disrespectful. Okay?

And you don't think you're being disrespectful? What you said, me beating your shot, is disrespectful. Out of freaking balance. You interrupt me on a date with two women that I found on DoorDash. Yeah, that's right buddy. They opened up a dating platform on DoorDash. That's right buddy, it's called Double Dash. I double dashed.

I get halal guys and two whores. I went to the whore tab on DoorDash, new feature. I tried to take him into an alley and you told me I'm in your freaking shot. You see what that means? Saying a guy's in your shot! So freakin' disrespectful to me! Get one shot in like... Yeah, no maybe you do, I got plenty.

Have a nice day bro. Have a better day. Oh and then a guy that looks like Beavis in my head. Then he comes up, he's like, dude that was great man! He's like, I'm your biggest fan! He's like, what's up dude? I'm anti-semitic propaganda dude dude it's so good to meet you dude. Dude he looks like one of the Beetlejuice and they stretch their faces out. My name's Jason

I'm sure you. Alex nice to meet you. You're Ben. Yes sir. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you Alex. I love this. I didn't know you guys were over here or something. Yeah I just came to check it out today. Nice. So you guys can like film anywhere you want? I was like, he drove by and I heard you and then, uh, he's their biggest fan. I heard yelling. I was like, it's gotta be him. It's gotta be him. Yeah. Yeah. Confusing people without the beard. Yeah. I drove by. He's the exact teeth and nose and hair and everything. I've been a subscriber for a while. So that's cool. We appreciate you. Thank you so much. Definitely appreciate it. Do you live in the area? No, I'm actually from Minnesota. So you're on spring break. Yeah, very cool. Yeah, what school you go to?

Mancato. Cool. Studying nursing. Nursing. There you go. He has such an intense way of talking. How long you guys around here? We'll be in South Florida for a while. I'm sorry, don't be rude. Look who's back. You filmed me as I was saying it. He's back! Holy shit. This is the kid's wet dream.

I'm simply trying to eat my loony boss's lunch in an alleyway with two fat whores. He's so Italian, he couldn't let it go. And you interrupt me. And now look at me, buddy, I'm filming you. Filming you so I have your face there. Well, I'm not really interested anymore. I threw out my food that I was eating. You know you're bad when amigans are bored with you.

Oh, yeah. Amigans is bored with you. Oh yeah. Amigans is like, listen, listen, I thrive off of conflict, I'm bored of you. I think he's. My entire game is conflict, I'm bored of you buddy. Next. You're the equivalent of a porn addiction, okay? You're like 25 pages down the Pornhub homepage.

I'm over it. I'm bored of you. I've already came. I will say this is probably like one of the only mistakes that I've seen him make as, in terms of making an entertaining video, he, usually every decision he makes is, what is the most entertaining thing for the video? In this moment, he just kind of goes like this guy's so aggressive and crazy that I don't want to risk him like possibly like fighting

chief or like he goes I don't want to see chief pepper spray him and so he eventually does kind of just go like yeah you know I don't see Tomahawk this guy all right so well the best one is the weed store at the end here actually I was in your shot. Thanks a lot guys. I appreciate it. Toodle-loo, have a nice day bro. Toodle-loo.

Carry on. He's so good. He's fucking Nardwar out of nowhere. Alright. Not really interested bro. Have a good day. Think about your actions. Not interested.

Have a good day. I threw out my food. Alleyways all you want bro. Nobody cares busboy. Go take it out of your garbage. Go do what you gotta do bro. I can't run this. Dude I think the way. Nobody cares, busboy. Don't take it out of the garbage. Go do what you gotta do, bro. I can't run this route.

Dude, I think everyone's gonna fuck a guy up. Oh wait, what he just said though right there was he goes, yeah, you made me throw my food away too. Right, well why did he? I think he got so upset that he threw the food that he was eating away, now it's anagent. He's a moron. He's a moron. He's Italian.

Yes. The guy's a retard. I don't even know if he's Italian. He might just be from New York and have that accent. He has to be Italian. He has to be Italian. He's gotta be Italian. He's a wop. So, alternative.

Everyone online go Docs Alternative, okay? Cause this is a real sock check, trucky California vibe. Fuck, I gotta pee somewhere. Fag. Fucking fag. Sock check Truckee, California I wait for Connor we should wait for sweet honor Yes, then wait for me We did oh you did we did we did wait for you, but he said nothing like we love you so much I'm gonna listen as soon as it comes out We so pissed you guys you're the little stew on it little peepee monster

You're our adorable peepee monster a little peepee monster you can't stop okay, I am your pee pee monster. You're our adorable pee pee monster. You're our little pee pee monster dude. You can't stop peeing. I am, okay I am your pee pee monster. I'm trying. Okay. I'm a pee pee monster. Can we move past it?

With a weak pelvic floor. I have a weak pelvic floor. I'm a pee pee monster with a weak pelvic floor. You're saying a little song? A little song read it. It's old Nessie right? Could you get better at holding in your piss if you like Trust you could really that help I have a week or either It helps something there's some kind of muscle in there that you fuck for longer. That's why I could fuck a long time

I just you know what you know it's crazy is that I could I've had to stop having sex to go piss and Then come back, but I still have a boner yeah Yes, we start doing the whore off between you and me. I'm like I do fuck on you I can't piss if I have a bone I can you know you get rid of it real quick Hmm you cut the circulation off you grab the base of the shaft you press up And it makes your dick your boner disappear my butter. I can piss with a boner Yeah, that seems dangerous. What do you like lay down on a fucking toilet bowl? And I just tip, I aim it at them.

Yeah, you tip it down. I mean, I do that, just standing up or do you sit down? In the morning. You sit down? I'm standing. In the morning, I don't like walk around all day with a boner. You gotta do the lean in the morning.

I'm saying a mid sex piss, which is crazy. That's crazy, that's nuts. I've never had to pee in my sex. I gotta sit down, I can point it down sitting down. But I can't, like there's too many things in my brain happening to be standing up at the boner, pointing it down and pissing. You've never done that in the morning when you have a boner?

I sit down to pee if I'm doing that. If I wake up with a morning wood, I'm sitting in the toilet. Dude, you're setting yourself up for. Dude, that's pretty gay. You sit down to piss? I sit down to piss all the time. You guys wanna sit down to piss?

I don't sit down to piss, man. No. No, never. All the time. In the middle of the night, especially when I'm tired, like I wake up in the middle of the night, I'm gonna go sit down to piss? I sit down to piss all the time. You guys wanna sit down to piss? I don't sit down to piss, man. All the time. In the middle of the night, especially when I'm tired, like I wake up in the middle of the night, I'm gonna go sit down. No, I'd rather not. Larry David does that too.

It actually makes sense. It's like, cause if the lights are on, I don't have to turn the lights on. I'm stumbling in there. I can't really see. I'm keeping my eyes closed. Also, if I wake up in the middle of the night, my main priority is to do the least stimulation in my brain possible. Sure.

So even balancing is gonna wake me up and I won't go back to sleep. So I sit down, piss, go right back to bed. Interesting. Faggots. No video please. Sorry? No video. I can't hear you.

No video. Sorry this isn't the Soviet Union bitch. Not this store. 1A bitch. Inside or outside? No just Soviet Union, bitch. One A, bitch. Inside or outside? One A, you Ukrainian whore. By the way, who the fuck runs a business where they both sit in front of the door? Like bodyguards.

Oh, jeez. Retards. And this guy's like really gay, by the way. He's in South Florida. I mean, that makes sense. They sell drugs so you can't have your faces on there? SELL DRUGS he kicks ass straight-edge hardcore immigrants dude fuck yeah I really love that he said we sell drugs I can't have our faces on there

please you guys can film there or you can film anywhere, but please stop filming here. I think it's very- He goes, oh he's gay! Alright! This is what we're telling you, do not interfere. She's flipping them off. It's like the Diaz brothers out here. By the way, are they Eastern European or are they Israeli?

Oh they could be Jews. They seem Israeli. Yeah, you're a good call. There's an air of ethnic fraudulence to them. Let's not- Ben just breaks the door like the Kool-Aid man. You know what I mean? No, I know exactly. There's an air of of an entitled ethnic fraudulence to both of them. Coming out, putting your face in front of my camera. You see this? I put this finger up in front of Palestinian baby's head before I blow it off. She goes, uh, yeah.

Israel, bitch. Israel, bitch. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I smother it But I am not quite as bad as the guys who jumped the fence with the Hamas Killed many people concert for no reason they deserve it to me That that our country let happen because we we've we staged false flag events so we could genocide a country And that there's only reason they could ever pull off any attack because they are so stupid But also and they have planned it of course course they were so either way they're still Point is here is we took their land and why would they be angry about that or ever do anything like that about We were displaced by oligarchs. Oh And we have Manhattan you went for you guys in this in this character right now describe the entire

The Byzantine Let's finish this up John though, but it's great. Come on. I never fucking how would you say that John kicks ass everybody loves him He wasn't kidding You're mean I did too for you. I kind of want to never stop potting right now. I'm in such a good mood Me too Maybe those drugs are getting your mind or something. I don't know. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, that's what I should do now. I'll stick on

I'll stick with my life choices, bro. Fuck. Yeah Stockin bitch Fuck weed. This is the same hand gesture. I give when people say my country is safe haven for pedophiles I fucking it's such a nice slice of Americano when somebody's just like yeah marijuana's a fucking drug, dude Yeah, it's a fucking drug and it ruins your brain. Well, you know, by the way, the sign, I don't know what's going on lately, but there's a whole new thing where these wheat shops, I've been in hip cities and they go like mushrooms.

Yeah, they sell mushrooms now. We have like psilocybin mushrooms. Like how's that? Oh, like the pills. That's a schedule one. Nobody's enforcing it. It's a schedule one drug. Nobody's enforcing it.

I think there's a loophole. Right? I've had some, I bought psilocybin in my fucking liquor store Get it in the in the chocolate bar, but that's illegal. They don't give a fuck. I don't understand it They won't sell a flavored vape. Hey, I almost got killed by the hammer or the hammer fucking library I don't know they banned the one day. I love this frame so much Yeah, great frame goes baby crying cuz he's the leaves I go talk to the hand

Talk to the hand Talk to the hand. Talk, talk to the hand. Talk to the hand. Talk to the hand, baby, enough of your crying. Guys, listen, let me party guy bear from YouTube. I don't think we wanna go down the same road. Can we stop hating Jews for five fucking seconds? I don't hate Jews. I hate Jews.

I hate Jews. Good, yeah, neither do I. None of us hate Jews. We're making jokes on war crimes. Yeah, Zionists are a different, they're like us. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're a creation. You're flying too close to the sun, pal.

Yeah, yeah. Flying too close. By the way, that bird joke in his new special's great about the baby shield. It is great. That's what I was trying to think of earlier. The who? Because you go around the baby, you fucking sweep the legs.

Yeah, sweep the legs, yeah. Great joke. Great joke. Bill Burr rules. I'm actually really sick and tired of like negative Bill Burr talk on my timeline. All I see is people dunking on him constantly. He's like some...

It's a fun joke. Leave her alone. Kind of, it's like crazy racist people on Twitter. I know, it's sickening to me. He didn't do himself any favors though, cause there's, I don't know if you've gotten to it, but there's a few race jokes in, there's a few like, he's talking about like racism

in the special at some point and I remember sitting I don't remember it but like last night. I remember being like and these are these are weak and they're gonna They're gonna use this against you. Mm-hmm. One of the funniest off the cuff guys to ever live Yeah, I don't I will and people are like they can take shot. There's a guy like yeah He's hilarious wait till he attacks you it's crazy to me. Yeah, I I agree I don't want to bet I don't want to behave like you fools Fools, oh yeah, dude Call the cops. What are the cops gonna do? Yeah, is that the truth yeah, you're gonna get educated if you call the cops do it call

Awesome now you want me to stay here He did awesome. Hey now you want me to stay here? No, we're gonna give you you too. Oh, no, don't video me. I don't sell drugs and I don't want to be on video What a fucking badass. I love you because please don't I'm very you're making me very uncomfortable He's the greatest troll of all time Oh, look at that smile, honey Did you just have like some kind of emotional shift? Oh, look at you.

You look so beautiful. Did you have some kind of like reptilian shift? Look. Dude, I feel like it should be part of like employee training. You gotta watch Amigandza. It should be part of like the whole thing they show you. It should help you with how to deal with wild animals. It's crazy. If I ever ran a business, it would be part of the whole thing they show you. It should help you with how to deal with wild.

If I ever ran a business, it would be part of the orientation. Who are you texting, guys? It's called John's History Corner, you dumbass. Laughter But truly, dude, I'd be like, orientation is like, here's how the business works. Watch Amiganzit, people will try this. Orientation, by the way, is nine hours long. And it's seven hours of Amiganzit.

Yeah. And it's you commenting the entire time. They test you on chief. They go, what happened in Truckee? I go, so real quick, sock check, what does that mean to you? Yeah, you're trying to get a job at Bed Bath and Beyond. They're like, what happened in Truckee, California in 2022? So I was like, someone wants to get fucking sock checked. All right.

Fired, you're outta here. Alternative, the weed store in Florida, what happened there? I'm gonna stay here all night now, this is great. All night daddy. Look. This guy definitely got kicked out of Israel for fucking too many kids.

They sent him back to America. That's the opposite of what happens, they welcome you in. No, I know, but even in Israel, This guy definitely got kicked out of Israel for fucking too many kids That's the opposite of what happens they welcome you no I know but even in Israel they're like You're like you're being gluttonous. Okay. This is crazy Okay, for the rest of us back to America, so what kind of drugs do you sell fuck? Yeah, dude? You said you sell drugs what kind of drugs do you sell? Well, that's different you said drugs Where do you go to CV kind of drugs do you sell? We sell medicinal. Oh well that's different. You said drugs. When you go to CVS, what do you get? When you get prescription medication.

I don't take prescription medication. He's the man. I said when you go in general to CVS. I don't know what anybody else does. You don't know what anybody else does? Not really. Who don't know? Call the cops. What a genius.

Why, you know what other people do? Of course. Well then you would know what I'm doing., call the cops. What a genius. What, you know what other people do? Of course. Well then you would know what I'm doing. They have straight sex. And you would know that it's a stupid idea to make your business look bad. We're not trying to make the business look bad. Oh you already did, you already did. Oh, he's the man.

Please step off the property and not record us. Yeah, you asked, I'm not on your property and you asked me not to. But you can take us to record us. Yeah, okay. Like it's all cool. It is cool. You're recording me. How hypocritical is that?

There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you started recording us first. Oh, so you do what other people do? And then we ask you not to do it. Joke. And you continue to cheat, do you not? Yup. He's peeing again.

It's crazy. He's our little pee-pee monster. That's insane. He went like... Four times that, so to say. Fifteen minutes ago. Yeah, little pee-pee monster. Told you. There you go.

We should put a whoopee cushion in his chair. Wherever you want to go. You do whatever you got to do and I'll film it. This is exactly what you do. I do nothing else. You do nothing? I do a lot, sir. Oh, I thought you said I do nothing.

He's going to see that. No, but when he sits on it, it'll say gay. What? Am I? Watch out, watch out. He's going to see that. He's going to see that. Are you Am I? Watch out, watch out, watch out. He's gonna sit on it. I don't see him. I don't see him. He's gonna see that.

Are you retarded? Well, yeah. Yeah. Come on, guys. It's a rhetorical question. Hey, listen. There might be a chance he doesn't do it. Like, Joey has zero, like, vision.

Yeah. He's not there yet. It'll be good. He's not that drunk. He's also, like, never that drunk. No, he might sit on it. Well, let's wait. I think he might sit on it

Let's see what he does. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah. You excited. Yeah This is my goof con guys, you know, I mean He might like he might break him. Sorry Hey buddy, yeah, just take a seat Saw it immediately John thought you wouldn't see that you'd sit on it. Oh My god guys, he sat on it. Yeah now you gotta kill yourself Joey kill yourself, dude Joe you keep hitting the Picture in back of you with your big-ass chair Joey this chair is too big man. It's too small to shit studio

No, it's the it's your ridiculously sized chair It's normal size chair like also by the way It's a ridiculously sized that would only you'll see so It's a ridiculously size chair Devon I want you to see something here Don't You know why the wall Talk shit about my hole It doesn't hit anything No the wall

The reason the wall is so fucked up is because these shitty chairs that you insisted on us having No because John was using a broken chair It's a broken chair No it's these hard That's my hole No you're wrong No yeah yeah yeah Okay yeah

You're being silly Let's uh Okay yeah soft leather would totally have the same effect on that You fucking dipshit You're actually kind of right, Joey Yeah, what happened here? Yeah, thank you. It's actually feel the back of this thing. It's not gonna fuck the wall Oh, yeah, but also your chair's not broken now. So who cares? Yeah, you have Touches the wall. It's still doing effects. Please shut up you dumbass. I like my hole What in the wall? I like your whole

What is this John's history corner? Oh yeah, should we do a song? A song? Is this over? I don't have a song. Do the Indiana Jones theme. What? There's no lyrics to that.

Oh fuck. Devin has to come up with them. Devin, yeah, come up with lyrics. Yeah, we gotta riff off like existing lyrics. John's history corner. I have nothing to say. Devin can do them. He never has anything, then he does them.

I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do like existing lyrics. John's history bar. I have nothing to say. Devin can do them. He never has anything that he does them. I don't want to do this. Yeah, you never want to. I'm fat as shit and I'm giving history lessons. Great, great. I'm John. Keep going. Yeah, I'm fat and gay. I'm giving history lessons today, today, today. History lessons from John Noff.

History lessons from John Noff. I got gonorrhea in Thailand. Because I fucked a kid. I fucked a kid. And that's that. That's that. You just got fucked. And that's that. And that's, and that's that, that's that. You just killed him. What's that?

And that's that. And that's that. That's that. That's that. History corner. Welcome to John's history corner. A lot of big questions for John's history corner. Been a while since we've done a history corner,

and we're back for John's history corner. First question, hi John. Hello. What do you think was the pettiest war ever? Love you boys from Sam? Honestly the the fucking Israel Israel-Palestine conflict super boring and Pettiest war so petty Oh pettiest war Yeah, no, no, no, what's like the lowest reason? Justified war I

Going conflict in the Congo is by the petty as war what's that about? We don't even know anymore Nobody knows like they have two arms. We have one They think this superior because they have two arms John What is the history of dicks in your ass? There's a long sordid history of cocks in my ass. That's a good one. That's a good one. Who is that?

Who is that? Also a guy from named John. Oh, okay. Okay, next question. Is Jesus the real person? Yes. 100% he is. There's Roman accounts of Jesus.

So there are Roman accounts. There's actual proof that Jesus is real. Historians agree that there was at least a Christ-like figure. There was a man named Christ who was crucified in... Wasn't the name something like Christus? And that turns out to be not that uncommon of a name at the time. I don't know, but there was a Jewish coal leader in Palestine that was crucified, and the account was taken out. And Pontius Pilate was also a real person

Here's a good one. I always hated the name Pontius Pilate by the way. It seems Pontius is a real fucking name. More like Pompous Pilate Yeah, Pompous Pilate Cocky as hell thought he could kill the page Pontius Pilate sounds like a bad name. Yeah, it's cool. It's a cool name Pontius Pilate It's like an indie band from like 2007 Pontius I like it. It's cool. I actually like it too. Yeah, I's cool. It's a cool name, Pontius Ballad. It's like an indie band from like 2007.

Pontius, I like it, it's cool. I actually like it too. Yeah. I don't think Jesus existed by the way. Yeah, it's crazy. You don't? Really? Devin has always said that, and John has always been like,

now it's quite agreed. I think maybe some guy was crucified, but I think they may have the presence of Jesus. Yeah, man, and that's the guy we're talking about. A Jewish cult leader was crucified in Palestine, and his name was like Jesus. So Devin, what are you saying? You don't think a guy existed that had like the powers of Jesus? I think that's what Devin's...

Yeah, of course not. Of course, yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, no, yeah, that... But I don't even think... I just think they... I think maybe they knew a guy named Jesus and he... They worshiped though and thought that. Yeah, they worshiped. Everybody worshiped and thought that he had...

There's cult leaders dating back to the dawn of time. There was a guy named Jesus Christ who was a cult leader told John is saying that's all I'm saying is there was a man named Christ and a religion was around him. Yeah, I guess I don't know if there's still enough there to justify Christian religion or to justify his I mean yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, obviously that yeah, obviously I but I don't even know if how much I mean yeah, yeah, well yeah, obviously that yeah, obviously But I don't even know if how much I mean, I don't really even listen history is weird. I'm not even sure George Washington

Like flat earth territory. I know, I don't really know if that's what. I feel like more of the evidence is on my side. No! What evidence do you have? What evidence do you guys have? Besides a guy said it. Actually, you know what?

He's actually, I think. It's hearsay. I think he's actually. It's anecdotal. We're trying to prove. You have nothing. You have literally nothing. It's corroborated I think he's actually, It's anecdotal. We're trying to prove. You have nothing. You have literally nothing. It's corroborated.

From somebody wrote something? From many different people throughout. People write crazy shit all the time. Yeah, but a bunch of people agreeing. Who are these people? Have we met them? Every single person who has- Is there footage of them?

I mean, the burden of proof is on us. Have we seen them? Not on voice- We have a very convincing- I think in court I'd win. No. You have nothing. No, we have tons of- What's the evidence? What's the evidence?

Verifiable historical texts. Yeah, just how's it verifiable? Who wrote it The name of guy no one ever met or I would enjoy this more I would enjoy this conversation more of us about Jesus Christ, but George Washington All right next question But like I don't know I kind of like History in the history books way it got to killing me history got to a certain point where I'd be like sure Yeah, but George Washington is making up like cool things a couple hundred years ago

And there's no fucking they didn't have What is the history of dicks in your ass? I just did that one. Oh Just kidding Okay, John, what would you rather be a night of Viking a samurai or a space cadet from Dom from Dom No from from A space cadet from Dom. From Dom? What's Dom? Oh, from Dom. Would you rather be a knight, a viking or a samurai? I think samurai probably had the highest

Actually no, they're really shitty I wouldn't go viking. I wouldn't go viking. Oh, highest quality life. Probably a knight. Samurai, it depends because there were some really shitty samurai. They had shitty lives. Also too much honor in that lifestyle too.

That's all propaganda. That's all, they actually were just like real savage pieces of shit. What we think about samurai was from a book called Hagekure in the 1600s, and that basically was, a guy wrote a book trying to convince peasants not to rise up against the samurai,

and a good way to do that is to be like, hey, they're unbeatable warriors and a district honor code But I mean that existed for a long time due to the Bushido But like samurai were a lot less glorious than we think they were okay Next I'm going night based off food. I'm going night up to you. I think nobody has Connor by the way This is not Connor's history corner. Sorry I can't I think nobody has Connor by the way, this is not Connor's history corner. Oh sorry, I can't- He can, he can-

I can't drag and chime in. No, he cannot. He cannot. He's allowed, he's allowed to chime in. We've all been chiming in this entire time. Yeah. Joey's very, it's very funny to be like, no riffs! Alright guys, please don't do the podcast real quick.

Alright, listen to this. You're allowed to riff on what John says, but do not Give your answer Cuz I will flip out I will not answer World War one trench warfare. Oh, why was it so fucked probably because okay? Why was it so fucked and how and what are the parallels to Ukraine? Look you current like how I guess the way saying is that one of the parallels from World War one One trench warfare to how they're fighting in Ukraine now. I think it's just I mean parallels like in what way I? Think what's happened is though nobody's advancing. That's why they're digging trenches or if there's an advance happening

It's very slow on the Russian side. They're advancing into the damn ground. Yeah Treasures make sense. I know you're getting hit with artillery. No one's making any headway They're trying to dig to the center of the damn earth. It's a damn game of dig dug Why was that so fuck is you're living underground? I mean, I don't think a war is gonna be won whenever you answer now Everyone's turned into a to a damn groundhog. Yeah, no, I guess like ultimately earthworm Jim No, I guess ultimately the point is like you can't really beat a trench Well, I mean where there's a bang in artillery war you got to be underground you need your head cut off

Right, so there's like no matter what how many years pass. It's like a trenches that there is a bang in artillery It's fucking bang and bang. Oh, thanks, man. What's next? Okay next question long? Yeah, I'd love a claw was the American intervention in Vietnam justified? Fuck yeah it was. Anyone who says otherwise is a cop. Okay so why? Wait was it really? I thought there was a completely worthless war.

We needed to let those fucking Russian cocksuckers know we'll go toe to toe with them. It's always a personal opinion. All right number one, number one. And also Ho Chi Minh was not the worst communist leader. You actually don't have like strategic opinions. It's always based on like a cool factor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Vietnam surrendered to us. Why was it justified? Why was it justified? It was a little apocalypse now.

It was justified because we had to get in as many proxy wars as the Soviet Union as humanly possible. In order for maybe a hot war, if that didn't happen, a hot war would have possibly broken out between the United States and the Soviet Union. So Vietnam is better than the nuclear war. So we prevented the Cold War from turning violent by invading Vietnam. That's what I think Vietnam. Vietnam was a response to the Cold War. No, it was a, I actually like this theory.

Kind of, right? I've never thought about this. It's the domino theory wasn't really true. Domino theory wasn't really true, but at the same time, like, you know, it's a pressure valve for World War III. Domino theory. Yeah, that was when. So you pressure valve for World War three is a domino fairy Yeah, that was telling me there were black people playing dominoes in Vietnam Dominoes theory the theory about how John got so

Next Papa John's theory they had a great rebirth and a reinvention their sauce got got a lot better. That was good. Connor, please. They already got the X question now. Hello, sweet fat gay John. This one's for me, by the way. Okay. This one said sweet fat gay John. I'm joking. Oh, okay.

So maybe the next one I'll do for you, but that one did say sweet fat gay John. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on, I wanna circle back here. How did Vietnam, why was it a good war? He just said it to prevent the Cold War. It got out of hand. It was a terrible war. How did Vietnam? How why was it a good war? He just said it was to prevent the cold war. It got out of hand. What did Russia care about that? No, I'm just trying to justify it. Russia was fucking sending advisors to North Vietnam constantly to how to kill us better.

It was a showing of power and it was a way to keep our military strong and active. Okay, so we kind of did it because Russia was going through Vietnam. I think a domino theory is fake and it shouldn't have happened in the beginning, but if you really wanted to justify it, you could say the Vietnam War was a pressure valve to a potential World War theory that could have broken out between the United States and Russia had the Vietnam War not happened in the first place. So you think it was actually ultimately

at the end of the day a good thing? I think it's better, 50,000 men dying is better than 300 million people dying potentially. I like that. Billions of people dying potentially. Hot take. Billions of people dying is better than 300 million people dying potentially. I like that. Billions of people dying, but hot take. I actually think Russia was going to nuke us. I think Russia was very close to nuking us during the Cuban Missile Crisis. I know that's a common thing, but like the Bay of Pigs.

No, I'm saying, dude, Fidel Castro had they say they were going to build nuclear silos in Cuba. Cocked up his head nuclear weapon. No, Fidel Castro had tactical nukes in Cuba. I thought that was a movie. I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit. Fidel Castro had tactical nukes in Cuba. Real quick, circle back to question one,

wouldn't that make this the most petty war? No, because it prevents a World War III. Yeah. Yeah. I would say that's the only way you could really justify the Vietnam War. And that being said, I think no one should justify it. Which actually doesn't sound great for us funding the Ukraine War. No, no. Because we've, if that's the only way you can really justify the Vietnam War. And that being said, I think no one should justify it. Which actually doesn't sound great for us funding the Ukraine War.

No. No. Because we're, because we've, if that's the same rules, we're stoking Russia to be like, yeah, go ahead, we're trying to help this country that you guys can now... Why don't you save that for Devin's history quarter? Okay, next question. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I'm the dumbest guy of all time, so.

Yeah. Okay. Hello, Sweet Fat K John. Was Genghis Khan kick ass? Yeah, of course. Or a cuck? No, kick ass, awesome. Kick ass. His nephews were fucking sick too.

What is what? Probably the greatest statesmen's ever existed. Also, isn't there like, isn't he the most like, record in history, like, the most like offspring, or like where people related to Genghis Khan. Like 0.5% of the population on earth is really yeah Sorry, that's most kick-ass guy of all time. Yeah, he's fucked everybody boss He's fucking like three or four women a day, but John aside from how much he was fucking like

Milito dynasty where I go biggest rapist yeah Like he wasn't a big he wasn't a great middle He wasn't the most his nephews really were the ones who did the great military advances the Mongol Empire But Genghis Khan himself was a fantastic king for holding all those people together and accomplishing what he accomplished and putting the nut The the strength the size of his military was insane the siege of Baghdad's nuts But yeah, do we talk about the siege of Baghdad really fast Could you do a fast like kind of sum up about what you love? Mongolians surrounded Baghdad and then launched a bunch of fucking severed heads into it.

And then basically just killed a bunch of artisans and took over Baghdad. It was fucking cool. So what, they like trebuchet a bunch of heads? Yeah. What does trebuchet mean? They had like catapult. They were like the people.

That's what trebuchet? No, trebuchet has ropes and it goes swings around like that. Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. The people in Baghdad were like going insane at the sight, at the sound of like the Mongolians cutting the trees down outside because they knew their city was surrounded and like they're building war machines out of it.

It was nuts. That's pretty sick. Rivers are running red with blood. John kicks ass. John kicks ass. I will say about John, when he recounts history knowledge, it sounds like he lived it. Yeah.

And it's very fun to listen to. He's like, dude, we chopped down a lot of fucking trees. It kicked ass, dude. I'm like, I can't deny the guy,'d lived it. Yeah, and it's very fun to listen to he's like dude. We chopped down on fucking trees. It kicked ass, dude I'm like, I can't deny the guy he sounds like he was there exactly. I'm like wishbone. I go all these places Here's a question that I'm actually your life Walter Mitty Secret life of Walter shitty. Yep, shitty is bad I'm a read that because I really loved that Okay, here's the question I'm loving this episode so much

Which was John's favorite war ever out of any war anytime in his Haitian Revolution? Why tell us cuz it's the only time, I mean like, a bunch of, it was so romantic. A bunch of ex-slaves rising up and just killing all these white people. Oh, slave uprising. Oh yeah. Can you describe how it started, like, to summarize it? Picture a bunch of voodoo priests

in the rain, just like, all these like, West African voodoo priests, can you, they'd be like, they've been raping us and killing us. You know, like Normandy in the Battle of Bastogne is like more normal or Tuesday We saved like the best country on earth. The Haitian Revolution was utterly justified Honestly, yeah, but Dave that's Haiti now. They're still eating like mud Yeah, because the French hate them still and French hate them hate their but John what was happen? So what was your favorite war and how did it start and how did it end?

They don't know who started the Haitian Revolution and ended when they some black All the white guys out of me. It was fucking what year was that I heard it was some roughly 40 Okay, okay, here's a question Please give the history of the Union Station bar 1939 it was a telegram station Yeah, do they make you learn that in case somebody? No, I've learned it through the historian that comes by it was a telegram station. Yeah, do they make you learn that in case somebody? No, I've learned it through the historian that comes by it was a telegram office. You'd send telegrams all the places I keep my liquor where it's phone booths, but John could you give more info than just the year when it was?

1997 the bar opened and then that's more reason I thought yeah How about just like the history of the station was there any big development Chinese massacre outside where I work? Okay, we had a great Chinese guys and it was like a bunch of cowboys they were building the railroad right there's Native American ruins I'm not kidding it's you know I'm sure they were actually building the road well where the unit station is 97 no bar open. God damn it. Joey, listen, come on. Sorry, trying to host a big damn thing here. Yeah. China, Los Angeles is Chinatown,

was where Union Station is now. So they moved all the Chinese people into Chinatown. Right. And they go live here. And they go block a block away. And then you better be here at 5 a.m. and keep building the railroad. There's also like Native American rooms there.

That's a nice work-life balance, actually. Yeah. I walk a block to work the railroad Listen people want a little metro to stop in South Pass so they could go to Griffin, Akins of course, that's cool. Okay. Here's a question. I actually don't know what this one means explain Tartaria Tartaria is a it's a fabled land that went underwater or something during pangea it's a conspiracy theory it's fucking stupid the land It's it's like lemuria so every every continent is yeah

It's like a land is but every continent on earth has lemurs on it and evolutionary that doesn't make sense And it's like or something lemur related and every continent on earth you? Every continent on earth has lemurs, we have lemurs? Yeah, South America, they got lemurs. Not every continent. That is somebody's theory. We don't have lemurs in America. I'm pretty sure we have lemurs. We haven't because we bought them here.

We don't have lemurs. Like in the US. Tartaria's fake, it's a fake underwater. But lemurs are in Canada, are they? No, no, no, no, no. Tartaria is this idea that we have built our cities, we have built our cities on top of the ruins of ancient civilizations and the really

important buildings that are now above ground are like ancient ruins from Tartaria and they're not real. Like we didn't build the White House, that was built thousands of years ago. Yeah, it's silly. Yeah, more like retartaria. Exactly. Oh, god damn. I think it's fun to read about.

Connor is stealing your corner right now. I like that. I like that one. I think it's fun to think about. Connor is stealing your corner. I like that. I like that one. I think it's fun to think about. Connor is killing it. Connor's destroying you right now, dude, with the best jokes I've ever heard. Yeah, sorry guys, sorry guys, I'm cooking. Sorry, fellas.

Okay. All right, Joey. All right, Joey. Oh, here's a great, here's a, okay, here's the end of the corner. Last question, a little quiz by somebody. Said the quiz, and I haven't looked into this. It's better to be All right, Joey. Oh, here's a great, okay, here's the end of the corner. Last question, a little quiz by somebody. Said the quiz, and I haven't looked into this. It's better to be gays, though.

Yeah, what's up? I haven't Googled if these answers are, maybe I'm getting trolled, but here's the quiz. Yeah. First question. If it is appropriate for me to ask more than one, here's the first question. What was the first uprising in the Gulag? First uprising? The Gulag uprising? I don't know, I'm gonna give you a fuck about more than one here's the first question. What was the first uprising in the gulag?

First up rising. I don't know about works. You know Russian gulag and Russians who gives a shit How did you even like date that? No, the first like just the free you have to tell the year but like what do you happen to know the story? I don't know the first gulag uprising because it was a norlisk Cool, so you even know? So yeah, John doesn't know every single part of history, you idiots. He knows a lot and he's an expert on almost all of it. This guy's a big poot in family.

What are you big for? GULAG Uprising. No, it's just somebody that just knows that for some reason and they go, if I say this every time, people I can look like I know more. Yeah, I probably get Snapple facts. Maybe you like that. They just like that one part. I have Modern Warfare 2 and I guess napple fact. Yeah, John. They just like that I have modern warfare shoe I think I still think Normandy was you have to make fun of them. They were trying to be mean they were just like hey Let's hear John. I just that doesn't interest me. The Soviet Union isn't really interested me

Here's their second question. They gave you how long was they Norman rule over Sicily Was whose rule over Sicily? Is this guy trying to flex on me? I don't fucking know Okay, we know they're not trying to fuck that I don't think they're trying to flex on you Who's rule over Sicily? Like the Norse people Norman rule over Sicily? I don't- did they ever rule Sicily?

I don't even know that was a thing Isn't that the whole speech from True Romance? I get to keep chiming in like I also like know a little bit I don't even know that was a thing. I don't think they did. Isn't that the whole speech from True Romance? I get to keep chiming in like I also know a little bit. I don't even think of Normans. Yeah, I hear Johnny Goff. Oh, Morish rule over Sicily? No, it's Norman is how they spell it. Either a type or that's something else.

Oh, sorry, sorry. I didn't look at the answer, I promise. Oh, the answer was 64 years. I didn't know the French ruled over Sicily. That's crazy. Okay, and then here is the last question. And now, I thought the room, I didn't know they were fucking trying to stump you.

I thought they gave you like- So this is what it is, is I'm autistic in my own certain realm, and this is another guy's autistic about other things. You're not autistic. It's actually your problem. You'd come off a lot better if you were. I wish you were autistic.

I'm using it. I'm using it. You're a pig. You're a blue-blooded American pig. You're completely unautistic. I'm not saying I'm actually autistic. I'm just saying I have very vague interest in one realm and this guy's very vague interest in another one. He's trying to quiz me on his vague interest. You're a gluttonous, aware pig. Alright, what's the third question? Last question, and that's probably another one of these two.

When was Goa, annexed by India, ending Pork Cheese Rule, roughly? Ooh, I'm gonna say if Goa by India ending Portuguese rule? Roughly. Oh I'm gonna say if Goa is annexed by India ending Portuguese rule. Are we talking about like the British, the India India or the British Empire? You know what I know. So that's the only info. Portuguese rule I'm going to say, So that's the only rule I'm going to say I'm gonna say

1700s or late 1600s. What was 1961? I was my third guess is gonna be after decolonization So the 1600s is what was my guess my second guess was 1971 well, it would have either happened. So here's 300 years My third guess here's why I need a clarification. My fourth guess was 300 years later. It is funny to say my third guess. Here's why I want a clarification. No, my eleventh guess would have been that. Here's why I want a clarification. I would have got there.

Was it India India or was it British India? I didn't know the Brits would let the Portuguese have a port. So that's the only info I have on that. Kiss my ass. Yeah, what's the other one? So kiss his ass. Yeah, what's it? What's the other kiss his ass? And is there anything else well so yeah, then so he did a ps ps sperm is yummy and feels good on my lips when fresh I bet and then that's from a guy wearing a pink wig I want to add a disclaimer to the court the guy's profile picture was in a pink wig Disclaimers of the corners

No pop quizzes. It's an opinion based corner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or give a good pop quiz, cause that would have been good if it were actually questions that people could have recently expected John to know. If he didn't answer them correctly, that would have, he would have looked like a fool.

And if he answered them correctly, then he looks like a genius. These questions are just like, nobody could have known. New rule, if you're gonna quiz. a quiz make rules about the corners play the song Let's sing us out of here. Come on. Okay. I'm gonna say new rule nobody cares real quick Nobody cuz about your rules your new quiz us multiple choice Yeah, and if you're not just fucking ask it's an Did send a multiple choice quiz do we want to do it? Yeah, let's do that and we'll get out of here, okay?

Okay first question. Which ancient civilization used human skulls as drinking cups? A. Aztecs. B. Celts. C. Mongols. D. Romans. Aztecs. Uh, it's gonna be Celts or Aztecs. I think I'm gonna say Celts. Yeah, Celts. Yep. Nice. Nice job so batting a thousand. Who are Kelts? They were ancient people like Larry Bird. Brinton,

Brittany they're ancient peoples in England. Question number two which US medical study knowingly allowed black men with syphilis to go on trees for decades. Tuskegee area. Okay yeah that was one the options, so we'll skip that one. Nice job, John is now, see this is a great quiz. Yeah. If it's about black people with getting syphilis, John knows. Usually he knows a lot more about giving them syphilis. Okay, next question.

Which ruler allegedly bathed in the blood of virgins to maintain her youth Mary the merry chick. What's what is it? Let me see so that is an option Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary Yeah, it's blame. God damn Johnny is Yeah, let me check to make sure that one's right the Celts the Celts I wouldn't have gotten unless I knew that you're wrong what? Elizabeth Bathory was the answer a noble woman who supposedly you fucking idiot fucking moron What's the next our Bloody Mary was the one of the hell of a drink so that

So that must have been a common misconception next question There's two more after two What was the gruesome medieval punishment known as hanged drawn and quartered designed to do? And I a stretch someone totally there's no rip your arms and legs off using horses Okay, and let me check the results. I thought that was right Removing intestines of life before this a member man. No, so another kind of a trick question into the multiple choice before we answer Let me finish the multiple choice in the next question, okay got five percent left on the computer so okay

I do but I'm not getting it You know what charger I do, but I'm not getting it. Which famous leaders dead body was dug up and put on trial? A. Julius Caesar, B. Napoleon, C. Pope Formosus, D. Vlad the Impaler. I'm going to say Napoleon just because I'm for. Pope Formosus. Wrong. Again, I wish I was playing this game. I would have gotten all these right.

God, it was maybe you caught us history quarter Next time okay next question which ancient practice involved crushing people on Drake wooden board with heavy stones until they confessed or died a kill hauling B pressing C the Judas cradle D The brazen Bull. It's the Judas Cradle, I think. Even I'm having trouble with this one. It was the pressing!

I didn't say pressing, this motherfucker. Yeah, you idiots. You got stumped again. And I got it right, all right. Okay, and what war did soldiers experience trench foot? What war did soldiers experience trench foot? Yeah. Like a lot of them. Every every war like okay where their flesh would rot off due to prolonged exposure World War one

Seven let's see. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Okay guys got trench foot more work Yeah, but I sure it happens a lot. Yeah, I guess okay Um what deadly event led to people literally dancing themselves to death in 1518? Oh a the great plague be the black death see the dancing plague seems like a trick I was held in captivity and they go you have one question and I will go dancing plague and then they blow my head off Let's say dancing play that somehow was the answer He's actually being earnest with the big corner! Okay, here we go. Which country's dictator had an official food taster

who later revealed he was so paranoid he had every meal tested for poison? A, Stalin. It's gotta be Stalin. Hitler. C, Mussolini. Oh, actually. Or D, Kim Il-sung. I'm gonna say Kim. Oh, so I asked

What about Hillary here's the final question God what bizarre item was once commonly made out of mummies By the way the guy that found The guy that found found Hackman mummified and his wife, he's like completely... He's lost his eyes and tongue. His life is ruined. Why?

He can't get over it. Cause he saw them and they were like mummified. He's in an office in Egypt. I dropped my glasses. What bizarre item was once made out of mummies and used in European medicine. Tell me this. Bandages, paint, pigments. Paint pigments. Pigments, I meant. Not pigments. It's paint. Lactatives are candles. He's saying paint and it was paint. You nailed it. I think you got it.

Got it! Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten. We did it. See you guys. Oh! And that's John's History Corner. I almost actually said gun. Wow. Classic. John's History Corner.

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Not your best work? Not the best. Bye everybody. Goodnight. See you tomorrow. Love you. Love you. Goodnight.