Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Where’s Nancy?!

Episode Date: October 31, 2022

We investigate the attack on Paul Pelosi days before news outlets stole our theory and then watch Darrell Brooks defend himself in court much like The Living Man Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Join the Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/hatewatchpod/ Available on all platforms. Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow the pod on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Hate_watch_pod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hatewatchpod/ Follow on Twitter: https://twitter.com/devancosta Follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/devanjamescosta

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. My goal in life is to wear obscure shirts

and have them notice my people. And then they go, that guy's fucking... He's got it. What are you guys looking at? You guys just looking at some furry porn? Don't worry about it. I had porno. Whoa, Joey, grab the other mic.

That one's off. Real professional. Yeah, I had hot porn. John, you shaved. Yeah, I'm starting over. You blowing your head off this week? Yeah, this is, I'm preparing myself for my funeral. I feel like that's what people do before they put a rifle in their mouth.

Yeah, you cut all the hair. Yeah, so I look good. You don't want those splatter patterns to have hair on the wall. It makes it harder for the cleanup. Yeah, I want just skull fragments, no hair. Yeah, I woke up this morning, and I was just like, all right, so it's done. The mustache is getting in my lips. Yeah, I love licking my mustache like an idiot.

You don't ever let it get that long, though. You really look like Scott Ryan with the mustache. I would glance. Yeah, you do. You really do look like Mr. Inbetween. I look like Scott Ryan.

Yeah, yeah. You look like Mr. Inbetween. But yeah, I realized I feel clean now. I feel cleaner. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Good.

Good for you. Yeah, it's very good. Did you see what happened to Nancy Pelosi's house and her husband? Oh, yeah. I mean, that's why I cut all my hair. I was the guy. Are you? Are you?

Yeah, I was like, you know. You're David DePap or whatever his name was. DePap. Who is DePap? Do we know anything about him yet? He's an American hero. He's a CIA agent. So give me the facts, guys.

I got a little video for you. We can watch it. We'll let ABC tell us what's going on. He's a cool guy. He's just kind of a... He's a gangster. So you like him. I like anybody making politicians fearful for their lives. I don't care about their

motivations. It's not like a side thing. I don't have a team. I'm saying I hope tomorrow Mitch McConnell's home is invaded by Anton Chigurh. Got it, got it. I hope it keeps happening to all of them. Yeah, yeah. I hope every single one of these people is slowly picked off.

So what's this guy's story? I love the detail of the hammer. The hammer is good. It's like a horror movie. He's like a QAnon dude that broke in or whatever. His motivations don't need to be correct. I'm not even questioning you. I just want to know about him.

He still fell into the right thing. He was yelling, where's Nancy? That is kind of horrifying. What if he just loves Halloween and he's just kind of a spooky season guy and he's just like... It's a Halloween thing. He didn't even know.

He doesn't care about politics. Well, the story doesn't even fucking really make sense to me. I think it's another Psy-O. Yeah. No, I think so too. Because they're saying somebody answered the door that let the guy in that wasn't Paul Pelosi. Paul was the only one there,

but they say an unidentified person let him in. Who is identifying? Who's the witness saying that somebody... There is no witness. It just says somebody. They don't have an explanation for who let the guy in. So what if it was Paul? What if he just knocked?

I don't think it was Paul. It wasn't Paul. Why? How do we know? Is Paul awake and talking, or he like in a coma yeah paul was up he was like doing insider trading he was up he had just sold all of his hammer stock doing his morning cocaine he's doing his morning coke he's like this is gonna kill the hammer market this is the hammer market's gonna go crazy for this he goes let him in let him in

dewalt sell n Nancy just called me. She said, DeWalt is skyrocketing right now. So yeah, all right. Let's watch a little story. Look at this fucking lady. Maybe he just, he wanted to be, he broke in because he just wanted to be breastfed by Nancy. Where are those big natties? Where are those grandma natties?

I get it. If that's why, like, I get it. If that's why, I get it. Hey, we all get it, brother. He was just there to tenderize those things with a hammer. He was the piece of feel. He brought some McCormick. Nice sweet love. Got some bay leaves.

Let's do this thing. Let's marinate these tits. We're going to smoke them underground. We're here to marinate Pelosi's tits. Put them in a bag overnight with some onions and some peppers. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's 82-year-old husband is recovering

after a vicious meeting. Didn't he just go down for a DUI, too? That's what happens. You put people's lives at risk driving drunk. I would never do that. What a scumbag. Politicians are scum. Only

losers are allowed to drive drunk. Because you can't afford to get home. We don't have a means. Anyway. We don't have a means. Paul Pelosi was rushed into surgery for a skull fracture. That he gave himself.

I'm on to you, Paul. And that the actions of the'm on to you, Paul! And that the actions of the 911 operator, they say, were life-saving. Here's ABC's Mola Lenge. Isn't that kind of what they do?

Yeah. That's their whole job. That's their whole job. Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi's home. Her husband, Paul Pelosi, beaten with a hammer.

Look at him. Beaten with a hammer. Sorry. Oh my God. But nobody likes you. Police and the FBI believe Speaker Pelosi was the intended target. A man identified by police as 42-year-old David DePape breaking into the Pelosi's San Francisco home. Sources telling ABC News the suspect entered through a glass door shouting, quote, where's Nancy? Dude, that's like, it's like barbarian. It's like the Punisher. Yeah. That's sick. Fuck. Where's Nancy?

Can you picture him? Where's Nancy? A San Francisco psychopath. He's got dreads, clumps of hair. He's got a bloody hammer. He shit himself. He broke into 30 cars that day and he's just wandering around,

where's Nancy? Where's Nancy? Oh, it gets your blood flowing. I want to see it in a movie. I want to see DePoppy star of a movie. Star of a movie.

When I read this, DePoppy becomes a huge star. This summer, DePoppy. Colin Farrell. DePoppy and a huge star this summer DePoppy Colin Farrell DePoppy and his hammer back he's a huge blockbuster action hero just killing politicians Transformers 6

starring DePoppy on scene around 2.30am moments before the violent attack witnessing it firsthand. They observed Mr. Pelosi and Mr. DePapi each with one hand on a single hammer. Officers, while still outside... Man, it was like the last scene in Saving Private Ryan when he gets stabbed. It sounds like a very intense...

I heard they were both in their underpants. Whoa. Really? Yeah, I heard they were both in their underpants. I bet this dude didn't even break in. I bet Pelosi was getting sucked off by DePaffy. And then he's like, and then something

happened. Something happened. He didn't like it. And then Pelosi goes over to the window and he breaks it. He calls 911. He goes, ah, there's a break-in! Yeah, somebody let him into the house. And he goes, Mike Twink, he broke in! He's like, I made an intruder, not my twink. His twink's gone broken arrow.

He's like fucking smashing his skull in. So it's like a piss orgy gone wrong, you're saying. Yeah, yeah, okay. He just had a bad sex. He just didn't like the way he was getting sucked off that night while Nancy's out. Yeah. And then he was like, I'm just going to stage a a break in and then it'll help like our political motivation. Yeah.

You know, people will say it's like a QAnon guy. He probably like went on the computer. He's like, what's your login for your Facebook?

And then he just wrote a bunch of like QAnon shit. DePapi was probably just like, suck harder. Suck harder. Making somebody suck you at hammer point.

Yeah. DePapi walks in and he goes, it's hammer time. The doorway threshold gave commands to both men to drop the hammer. Mr. DePappy immediately pulled the hammer away from Mr. Pelosi and violently attacked him. That's cool. Pelosi and the suspect both taken to the hospital. The speaker's office saying he is a Zuckerberg

San Francisco General Hospital. That's not a Zuckerberg general. They were both taken to the hospital, which means they were probably right next to each other, and you know Paul was like, how is he? They're holding hands like a Viagra commercial. How is he? They go, the intruder? He goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, thera commercial. How is he? They go, the intruder? He goes,

oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the evil criminal. How is he? Not my baby boy. They're like, Pelosi, you're in love, aren't you? They go, the doctor goes, Paul Pelosi, I'm starting to think

you're in love. You love to poppy. You love to poppy, don't you? Hit with a hammer, you were bit by the love bug. Boy, Cupid really swung his hammer at you tonight, didn't he, Paul? Oh, you got hit by Cupid's hammer. Make a full recovery. The alleged attacker faced multiple by Cupid's hammer. Make a full recovery. The alleged attacker

faced multiple charges. He's sick. The guy was in Hate Ashbury earlier that day singing fucking Peter Tosh songs. He's like, I'm dead, breathing to life.

He looks soulful as hell. He looks very soulful. Look at him. That guy looks like he's appropriated a taco truck or two in his life. Who took that Time Magazine photo of him?

It's a great, it's like a really, I mean, it's a beautiful pic of him. He's got the nice, like, manly chin. He's got that Kirk Douglas dent in his chin. He's an Old West hero. Attempted homicide, burglary, and assault with a deadly weapon. The suspect's online social media pages show multiple false conspiracy theories relating to COVID-19, the 2020 election, and the federal government. San Francisco police, Capitol Police, and the FBI are now jointly

investigating. Authorities still trying to determine a motive. The White House saying the- Authorities trying to determine a motive. We think maybe it's Nancy Pelosi's entire existence. Yeah. We've come to a conclusion on the motive. Yeah. Nancy Pelosi existing. Yeah. Right.

It's her being who she is. An awful human being that has done nothing but fuck with the hardworking Americans lives. He was screaming. Where's Nancy? Yeah. Had a bloody hammer. It's like, we know. What are his motivations? Oh, we're thinking it's

the two-year period where people were forced to not work and had no money and then Nancy Pelosi played a game with their lives month after month and didn't send anyone money and they starved and died. We're wondering if that's the motivation here. Was it that Nancy Pelosi is a sick maniac

that played fucking volleyball with Mitch McConnell for years on end as everyone rotted away in their homes? Is that it? You're lucky he didn't come in with a goddamn chainsaw. He should have Molotov cocktailed the entire fucking street. Anyway. But seriously, I don't have a side here. Blue shirt.

I'm a center left. Dem, I love Dems. Just not this one. President and Nancy Pelosi spoke over the phone, and the president is praying for Paul Pelosi and for Speaker Pelosi's whole family. Lawmakers from both parties immediately condemning the attack. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. Oh, my God.

Senate Minority Leader and Pan's Labyrinth character, Mitch McConnell, commented on it. Saying, well, last week a guy came into my home, made me do a coin flip. Tweeting, he is horrified and disgusted and grateful to hear paul is on track to make a full recovery grateful to hear paul's on track and he'll be at the bohemian grove come december to the chance during the january 6th attack on the capitol i love that like if if this is happening they stormed your government building trying to kill you

now they're storming your home trying to kill you do you ever think maybe you're the issue here connect the dots connect the dots Pelosi it's like one of those

people in your life that's like just always having problems with everybody and you go you ever think it's you yeah how many times do people have to try and murder

you with a hammer for you to think maybe you suck ass yeah you know imagine Paul how pissed off Paul is. He's like, these hammers are getting obnoxious, Nancy. Unbelievable.

He's like, we can't keep doing this. He goes, he sits her down. He goes, Nancy, you suck ass. You suck so much ass, people are trying to kill me with hammers. He's like, before I met you, you know how many times people tried to kill me with a hammer? Not once. Zero. Zero times.

I had a lot of fun. I was drunk home with the boys. Not once. Zero. Zero times. I had a lot of fun. I was drunk home with the boys. I wasn't a part of, you know, the gradual disintegration of Western civilization.

You were running half of it, and it was a lot nicer. But, you know, I can't keep my hands off those big milky tits. One tit job later. You know I'm going to keep coming back for those tits, don't you? Nancy, no hammer could keep me from doing this. I'm Paul Pelosi. Not even a sledgehammer, Nancy. Paul Pelosi. I love that his name's kind of like an alliteration, too.

Yeah. Just two months ago, a rioter who carried a gun into the Capitol and threatened Speaker Pelosi was sentenced to more than seven years in prison. Several men have been convicted in recent years of threatening the Speaker, and the Pelosi home was vandalized just last year.

Yeah, it was vandalized last year, too. Jesus Christ. It's nonstop. They're home. They gotta move. They're gonna move. I've seen the Pelosi's house on the news more than I like the weather report.

It's on the news every week. People are trying to murder them every week. How do they not have, like, security? Yeah. Or, yeah or like why don't they move it's such a slam dunk they just gotta they just they love their little san francisco home they have the view of alcatraz and they have like dreams of putting half of like america on alcatraz they don't have like a brinks alarm system or some shit why did he have to call the cops i don't know why it's because paul pelosi was getting his pecker sucked off by DePap. Yeah, DePap was a fucking homeless guy he picked up.

He found DePap and hate Ashbury, gave him some fentanyl. Then he probably told him, like, can you fix the roof? And DePap, like, all high, went and got a hammer and tried to fix the roof. And then tried to kill him in a rage. We all know how this happens. Come on. It's obvious. I could crack the case.

You see one piss or two, you've seen them all. You've seen them all. Seriously, this is such a beautiful day. You hate Nancy. I love when the fear of God is put into these people. The worst thing about the Capitol riot was that it was like idiots that did it.

But look what happens when you vilify going into a government building and making politicians afraid for their lives. Look what happens when you vilify it. You can't when you want to, when they overturn abortion. Oh, that seems like an honorable reason. Why don't you go storm it now?

You can't because you got upset at the red hat people for doing it, for dumb reasons. We might need to honorably go into these buildings one day but now you vilified it right you know what i mean yeah sure the other side whatever the democrats yes they were all outraged at the government when they overturned roe v wade but now you don't get to storm the capitol because you made us you made us feel weird about it right Right. I see what you're saying.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You get what you fucking deserve. Hammer time. Hammer time. Shucky ducky what what? The attack against threats of violence against lawmakers is at an all-time high. Yeah, I wonder why.

Maybe it's because they should all be lined up and shot like that scene in The Pianist. They should fucking come. Mitch McConnell should be in a wheelchair, like the guy, the X-Men leader. Who's the X-Men guy? Xavier. Xavier, and they throw him out of a window. They throw him out of the top window at the Capitol.

He's evil. These people are like no different to me. They should have an American Nuremberg for these people. Yeah. The games that they've played with all of our fucking lives. You're a patriot, brother. And, like I said, no side!

I hate the other side, too! Devin hates both sides. Someone has been drinking their Black Rifle coffee. Yes, I hate both sides. Listen, all I do, I take my Ashwagandha, I like my Lion's Mane, I like my adaptogens. I just center myself and I think about killing everyone in the government.

Anyway, I'm kidding. I don't care at all. This is the first time I've looked into the news. The only time I read the news now is when somebody's almost getting killed. If there's a hammer, Devin turns it on. There's a hammer involved. Well, that's that. I feel like we got some good stuff out of that.

Nice little fear of God put into them. Have you guys... Can we see Nancy's jugs before we change? Sure, sure. Pull that up. Yeah, let's pull that up. Of course. Sorry, Joey.

No problem. Of course. Nancy. Should I type in Nancy Pelosi jugs and see what comes up? You got to put it up on the thing. Full screen it. Oh, my God. Whoa. to put it up on the thing. Full screen it. Oh, my God. Whoa.

Look at those in that green thing. Jesus Christ, she's hot. Boy, Jesus Christ, she's hot. Look at those. Oh, my God. They're fakers, baby. Those aren't fake. Foreign bodies.

Those are fake. Come on. What are you talking about? Come on. Don't they deflate after a while? She's got five kids. They've been full of milk so many times. You don't get fake tits with all those freckles on them.

Yeah, no. Nah. Those are real. Those are big natties. Those are big natties, dude. Yeah. Is this real? Is that a real picture?

She really had her tits out like that? You gotta zoom in. No. No. That's not real. That's a porno. Yeah, that's gotta be fake. User profile.

Oh, goddammit. No, that's art. Well, yeah, so. Oh, goddammit. No, that's art. Well, yeah, so those are her jugs. Some guy painted that. Nancy's jugs. You guys been following, you guys see that guy that ran over, it's Christmas time is almost here. And last Christmas was a wonderful time.

A man drove through a Christmas parade in Wisconsin and killed six people. Darryl Brooks. So this is the guy that was being chased for a different crime. I think so, yeah. He beat his girlfriend, and then he was on the run, and then he was like, oh, this will get him off my scent. I'm going to drive through a parade. Yeah, he was trying to lose the cops, and he's like,

if I turn these people into bowling pins i think i'll disappear into the crowd so he decided to defend himself in court okay and it's been a no it's been a wonderful time oh my god it's been amazing watching he's got a few thoughts on his case he he he demanded to defend himself. And he's objecting to everything in court the entire time. Like, the judge literally is like, I sentence you to life in prison. He's like, objection, Your Honor. He goes, on what grounds, please?

On grounds. He goes, look at my client. He's innocent. He's not even here. He points to an empty chair. Look how passionate he is. Oh, yeah, dude. He shaved his dreads, too.

He got really into it. So let's get into this. So what? It threw people off the loop. They weren't ready for it. They scared of it. That's what it is? This guy rocks, dude. He's like, Jake scared of it.

You know what I mean? Stop it. You're a public servant. Oh, my God. Look at that judge. He goes, you're a public servant. Incredible trial of Darrell Rooks Jr. from odd beginnings to an intense end.

Welcome to Sidebar, presented by Law & Crime. I'm Jesse Weber. In this case... Yes, I do. He wants to defend himself. This is him saying he's going to defend himself. I'm sorry, go ahead. I would like to represent myself pro-court.

What does that mean to you, sir? Explain to me that request. Again, because I've already said it. He fires his lawyers. To represent myself as a sovereign citizen. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's like the living man. He's the living man.

Determinations are whether you're a sovereign citizen or not. It's not relevant to my determination. What if the living man brings this guy up the next time he's in court? My impact, I created a wave across this nation. Daryl Brooks represented himself as a sovereign man.

I am the living man and Daryl Brooks is the mini living man. We both fuck butt. Living man reserves the right to drive through any parade he wants. It is his right. If there's a parade and he wants to get to the end of the block, what else do you do?

You have to run over 30 kids. Parades don't own these streets. Earth was here before your parade. As far as I'm concerned, parades don't trump nature. This is our land. Your permit means nothing. This is our land. The Cherokee used to run

over anyone in a parade if it was between them and a buffalo. Who you are. So if you are allowed to represent yourself... The judge kind of looks like Monica Lewinsky. You will not have attorneys assisting you. If I let them withdraw,

they are gone. She's basically saying like, sir, you're gonna lose if you do. You're already gonna lose. You're probably gonna lose. Way worse. Do you understand that? I think I will probably be better served representing myself. And Judge Dorrow did allow Brooks to represent.

Hell yeah. I don't understand the nature and cause of the charges. I'm not asking you that, sir. Did you hear me advise you of the penalties for hit and run resulting in death? I don't understand. I don't get it. Any questions for this witness? Oh, this is great.

Yes, I do. For the record, I don't consent to that name. Are we going to address subject matter jurisdiction? The written decision that I previously entered is what i will stand on i'm not going to address it any further is that verified proof can we address subject matter jurisdiction he's just like making up the law yeah it's fucking great it's like charlie kelly ah yes i'm well versed in bird law he starts bringing he goes sir he goes your, you obviously don't know parade law. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What is this? He's got no shirt on in court. Due to repeated interruptions and disruption with the court. He's just like kind of shaking. You can see that he is seated with his back to the court or to the camera. He took his shirt off as well. Man, he's like fucking Miles Davis. He's got his back to the court or to the camera, he took his shirt off as well. Fucking Miles Davis, he's got his back to the court. I'm also told that he is threatening to throw and break items.

We're hearing he's threatening to drive through a parade. It's one trick pony. Is that all you have? Don't you do anything else, Mr. Brooks. Is that all you have? Don't you do anything else, Mr. Brooks. It's a terrible start to your legal career to run over a parade again. Jesus Christ.

Who's this bodybuilder? God, imagine hitting him. How'd you not hit that guy? That's what stopped the car. Look at this guy's dude. She's like, I pushed against it. I was just finishing my plate of spaghetti and meatballs and I walk

outside cars coming at me I just joined the a Fantastic Four so I was doing my own version of the expendables we're doing like an at-home version I watched the body fly up onto the hood. Oh, boy. And her head snapped back. I bet he felt that in the morning. I know that's got to hurt. And the body remained on the hood as it passed the side of my vehicle to where I thought I could have just reached out and grabbed her. Did this happen that close to you?

Yes. You saw all this with your own eyes? So this guy's got a ponytail. Oh, he's driving the fucking Flintstones car. It's like I was paddling with my feet down the street, wearing a leopard-skinned skirt. I saw brake lights and saw

You know Daryl's about to object to this. He objects. The only word he knows is objection. He just watched Law and Order in the community day room. He's like, alright. He's like, okay. Okay.

I've seen my cousin Vinny. He goes, He's like, I've seen my cousin Vinny. He goes, all right. Yeah, I've seen my cousin Vinny. Yeah, I'm going to Joe Pesci the shit out of this trial. He proceeded to, and she was basically on the right side. Are they really making this? We all have video of it. The guy did it.

Why do they even need to do these? It's kind of hilarious they even need to have trials for some of these. It's on video. You did it. This guy's explaining what we all saw. Right front tire, then the right rear tire. And at that point, I was just focused on... Objection, Geronimo.

What kind of tire was it? Objection! Did you see the red SUV strike any people in the catholic community group several can you estimate how many at least 15. okay jesus and did um he did a lot he did a number he did a number to ask anybody like actually fly or roll or tumble yeah so originally it was or roll or tumble yeah so originally it was the judge bedside man judges say it was really get into the nitty-gritty gory details for me if you go there we go like bowling pins is this kind of incredible to have a murder case he goes objection overruled she may answer answer. I'd ask Mr. Brooks be directed to remove his mask.

He goes, this white bitch ugly as fuck. I never heard an answer to the question. I should have hit you, bitch. I ain't never seen none of these people. If I didn't see none of y'all

on my fucking windshield, you don't fucking exist. I didn't see any of y'all motherfuckers on my fucking windshield. He's like pissed at him. He's pissed. Daryl Brooks don't recognize none of y'all motherfuckers on my fucking windshield. He's like pissed at him. He's pissed. Daryl Brooks don't recognize none of y'all.

Chair don't recognize your ass. He's like, I don't recognize you. He goes, last I checked, I didn't hit you. So what the fuck's the problem, Daryl? Objection. Objection. Why don't you talk to some of the people I hit? Oh, wait, where are they at?

You can't. They dead. Thank you. He keeps doing, like, gangster face. Red SUV that you've just described for this jury present in this courtroom today. He keeps, like, stroking his chin like Wee Bay. Yeah. Yeah.

Can you please point him out by where he's seated and what he's wearing? He is seated over here at the table wearing a gray suit. That's the man you saw driving the red SUV as it sped past you? Yes, it is. And as strong as that was, it's not even the only evidence the prosecution laid out. They also showed the defendant's police interrogation tape. You see, after Brooks drove his car into the parade, police were alerted to a man going door to door to try to get help from people seemingly

trying to evade law enforcement. Well, he eventually was arrested and he was brought in for an interrogation. And in this interview, the investigators don't initially ask him about the parade. Instead, they make it seem like it's just about a domestic violence incident that he was involved in. You see, prosecutors would say that Brooks actually got into a fight and attacked Yeah, that's what I thought I heard. Maybe he ended up doing what he did out of anger. You know, the motive has never really been clear here about why he did, but maybe it had to do with the fight with Erica Patterson. Well, just listen to Brooks' reaction when he realizes what's really going on we've been cool man the whole time if i did something if i did something wrong

but do you see him here today they're not here today yeah but but y'all lied to me man you made it seem like they just come for no reason well here's the thing daryl and i'm like what if i you being charged with murder. How are you going to do me like that? Y'all lied to me. I drive down that... He's like, I drive down that street

every fucking day. He's like... And there's usually not a parade. And that day there was. How do I get on to the other side of that street? Bruh, explain me this. I drive down the street,

never hit anybody one time. All right, then I hit a hundred people. Like, what's the one time. All right, then I hit 100 people. Like, what's the difference? What's the difference? I like how he also just shaved his dreads because he probably thought, like, he wouldn't be recognizable anymore. They're like, wait, who is he? All right, I guess release him.

I guess not here. Clean cut guy wouldn't plow down the crowd. Oh, yeah. I can see a clean smile. I apologize. Because you have lied to us as well. I apologize. Because you came out here in a red Ford Escape.

And that is... Let him go. He said sorry. All right? So what I want to do is try to give us all a chance to reset. You understand what I'm saying? Start over. He's like, good idea.

Just open the door. Let me out of here. He goes, why don't we start over? Let's pretend this didn't the door let me out of here he goes why don't we start over let's pretend this didn't even happen do a redo on the whole day how about that but I was driving what if it was you what if it wasn't you what if it wasn't me everything about that

he goes I'm about to blow your mind now imagine if you will that it wasn't me what would happen you let me go right you let me go right he goes really try to picture it though He goes picture that shit though And the guy's like

Yeah but you You did do it He goes I know He goes oh yeah He goes oh yeah He goes yeah it was me I killed him He goes I ran over

All those motherfuckers But imagine if I didn't And they're like God damn it you're good He's got us in a corner Daryl's really talked His way out of this. All right, get out of here.

Let me explain the fifth dimension to you, dog. All right, you've got to live in your head. You've got to live inward. Make your own reality. That's not you. That's not me. That's not you. No, I don't.

Daryl. That's Daryl. That's you. Because that's not me. Daryl. Why you say it like that? Oh, he's making it Rachel. Why you say it like that, Durrell?

Oh, it's Darryl? I guess. I don't know. Maybe I caught that wrong, but it sounded like he was trying to flip it. Oh, yeah. He's right. Yeah, that's... He's like, I didn't run over those people.

Suspicious behavior? You're racist. He goes, Darryl ran over those kids. Who the fuck is Durrell, you racist motherfucker? Yeah. suspicious behavior. He goes, Daryl ran over those kids. Who the fuck is Darrell, you racist motherfucker? Yeah. He spells his name just like my dad, too.

That's cool. My whole family's got the blackest name. My dad's name is Daryl with two R's and two L's. And my mom's name's Beverly. And I'm Devin with an A. And sports magazines always call me DaVan. The V is big, like I'm LeBron. Yeah, what's going on? I don't know.

You got a black family. Where's the black names? None of the benefits, though. I can't dunk. I would say so. He seems more concerned with the tactics that police use than really giving them good explanations. Here he is in court. Now, Brooks, like I said, represented himself throughout the course of this trial.

And to give you a sense, this is where he went when he cross-examined the state's ways. Oh, this is the one I thought of. He's doing cross-examination. This guy's got glasses on. That's not what I asked, four eyes. I've been driving a long time, and a lot of times people get angry. They're late. They beat their horn at you in a way that is because they're upset,

and they're trying to get past you. Do you know that for sure? Got him. Yes, I did ask your opinion. Now I'm asking you, do you know for sure? Do you know that for sure? Yes, I did ask your opinion. Now I'm asking you, do you know for sure? Do you know that for sure? He's like, bleh, bleh, bleh. I rest my case.

Rest my case, motherfucker. He doesn't know for sure. He doesn't know for sure. I'm done. The driver of the vehicle you observed was, in fact, angry. I assume that he was. See, I wasn't. You were wrong. I was cool as a cucumber, motherfucker.

I always, I don't feel shit when I drive over people. Angry? I do that shit on a breezy, nice, lazy Sunday. That sound that there had to be some mechanical problems going on with the engine. Yeah, it was the car.

But it was your first initial thought, correct? Correct. And you were able to hear that sound. Your Honor, have you seen that Stephen King movie where the cars gain sentience

and they start driving around themselves? He goes, okay, I rest my case. I rest my case. He goes, Your Honor,

you ever seen Speed? You don't think Dennis Hopper could have hooked up the same shit to my car? I had to go 60 miles per hour. They was gonna

kill my wife. That I beat the shit out of right before. I had to to keep up i had to go 60 miles per hour come to a conclusion that possibly there were mechanical issues all in a few seconds a lot runs through your mind at that point in time yes and you can see brooks seemed to suggest a few things here. One, maybe it wasn't the intention of the driver to hit anyone. Maybe he was honking to get people out of the way.

And two, maybe there was a mechanical issue with the SUV and the driver lost control. The only problem with that is that a state inspector testified to the complete opposite. He reviewed the steering wheel, the tires, the brakes, the gas pedals, and said that there was no mechanical issue. Have you ever seen Herbie the Love Bug? Daryl's like, Your Honor, I'd like to bring up Mona Lisa Vito to the stand. If you honk, but you didn't stop, what does it matter? That's the point. He drove the car. He didn't stop. He kept mowing people down doesn't matter if he hung but what made this trial so different and so out there was the defendant's behavior as he represented himself

because he would constantly interrupt the judge and bring up these legal theories that had no basis in fact the law was so startling and at one, after he had a few of these outbursts, he actually apologized. I would like to issue the court an apology for me in regards to my actions last week during the trial. And like a year ago at the parade thing too and also that parade and don't let me forget about that parade it's like an afterthought he's on trial he keeps forgetting yo and this is a big deal for me

because i don't ask for i don't ask for forgiveness man this is Right now, not only for just the whole situation of the trial, the family's here to have to go through, you know, everything that's going to be involved with the trial. He goes, I care about people. That's why I'm wearing a mask right now. Oh, really? I don't care about people? Why am I wearing a mask?

You can tell everyone in this room all y'all my family as well and myself is very very emotional and but not to excuse my actions i should uh carry myself uh with with uh better respect than that i wasn't raised that way though i wasn't raised raised that way is really something else. Let me tell y'all, Judge, my mom was a terrible driver. I guess that's how I

learned how to drive. I would love a therapist, a psychologist, anything. I've made a couple mistakes in my time. Growing up in the streets, man, you don't have mentors. It's the way I was raised, Judge. No one tells you how you don't have mentors it's the way i was no one tells you not to run the way i was raised judge the whole brooks family bad behind the wheel it's in our blood it's in our dna

you don't think we've been made fun of our whole lives our manners are impeccable and And I am so, so sorry. They raised me with manners, though. Anytime I ran over people, I said sorry. This time I was in a bit of a hurry. I couldn't stop. I'm a grown man with grown kids. What would you do, Judge?

Oh, this is him doing his gang membership. He's sticking his head out. He's got the stance. Yeah. All new. This didn't last long. I'm a grown man with grown kids. Ain't nobody going to talk to me like that.

Nobody. Damn. I don't have a problem. The judge is just walking back and forth. What you asked me to do. Not tell me. Oh, shoot. Just like when I asked you about subject matter jurisdiction that you have yet to prove on the

record but somehow i'm being intentionally disrupted judge no disrespect you a dumb bitch just stop it she's like okay i will he's just like stop he's like judge you play too much not gonna work yeah and it only got worse hell yeah yo no disrespect i'll fuck you in all three holes bitch not a game i don't take it as a game that's what that's what nobody he goes not a game not a game that's what you don't understand he just goes into the ai thing. He's like, are we talking about a parade? Not a Mandalay Bay. Not a concert. A parade.

Not a concert. Not a concert. Not a festival. Not a country music festival. Not Astroworld. Not a school. Not Astroworld. A fucking parade. Come on, man.

Now, in fact, there was one point when he got so angry. Oh, yeah. See, Brooks had called as a witness his ex-girlfriend erica patterson he got so angry he's like man i wish i had my car right now i should have ran your ass over to everyone get in line driving practice and it's alleged that brooks got into a fight with her the old brooks family highway fucking guy and brook treat a christmas just a line of people yeah treat a christmas festival like it was fucking beansie gator also a bad mother he ran over him like richie preel with the bug eyes yeah happen if these oh he's doing such like intense evidence. He'd have no choice but to reveal

something very negative. He's like, y'all lucky this desk don't got wheels. I might be able to do something with this chair, though. I don't know what the fuck you're doing with this chair. Thank goodness, because look how Brooks blew up. Second of all, if we go down that road, we would be forced to counter that claim by pointing out that not only does the defendant not live with the child in question, he doesn't live with any of the other children.

Shut up, honky! You call me a Debbie dad? You call me a Debbie dad? He impregnated Erica Patterson when she was a minor in Nevada. And for doing so, he was convicted of statutory sexual seduction, pled guilty in March of 2007. That makes it sound like way hotter than we've ever seen. Statutory sexual seduction? That makes it sound like you have a lot of skill. Like a porn title.

Statutory seduction. Felony game. It sounds like some sort of fucking Pharrell song, like statutory seduction. Statutory seduction. Excuse me, Miss, what's your age? Robin Thicke comes in. He's like, ooh-hoo, grooming, grooming. Ooh-hoo, grooming, grooming.

Happy, happy. 14, 15, 16, 17. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So if there's any causation that would lead to Erica Patterson being a bad mom, Mr. Brooks has a direct role in that causation. And that's the object of that. I'm that causation. And that's furthermore... I'm not...

Like, hey, Chris DiStefano-looking ass. Shut your ass up. Shut the fuck up, Chrissy D-motherfucking motherfucker. Huh? Tell me why history hyenas broke up, Chris. We all know it was you, Chris. You want to be

famous, huh? You abandoned Giannis like that You was getting all this like weird like podcast You better do me like you did Giannis Bunch of fucking bullshit You think you know so much. We can open the door on how old she told me she was when we met. Disrespectful, interrupting. He is over the top animated right now. Did you know that? Mr. Brooks, I'm ordering you to sit down and to let the state finish. No, I'm not going to sit here and let somebody be inaccurate on the record and lie on the record.

Under Illinois versus Allen, I've warned him repeatedly. He's being removed from the courtroom. And you know what? Let me dial that back. We're just going to take an early lunch, one hour. This is like the most understanding judge I've ever seen. She's amazing. Why didn't they just throw him in contempt of court like the first

day? I'm guessing because they're going to have to like restart, do a mistrial. I guess. And she's trying to be like, let's try to avoid the mistrial because we're going to have to, it's going to cost a lot of money. We're going to have to redo. It's like. Or they're just like, this is pretty entertaining. Or it's like, yeah, my to cost a lot of money. We're going to have to redo. It's like, yeah. Or they're just like, this is pretty entertaining. Or it's like my, my job usually kind of fucking sucks.

And this guy is hilarious. Like this guy kind of kicks ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, let's really milk this for all it's worth. Yeah.

Oh shit. There's the guy that broke into Nancy Pelosi's house. I ain't going to sit up here. I'm going to go smoke a cig with the poppy. Whoa. So let's open the door on all of it again so we can get all of it on the record. Since you think you know so much.

Since you think you know so much. The arrogance of the ego he has that it's like, there's video of you doing it, buddy. Yeah, he thinks he's like Johnny Cochran. He's like, all y of you doing it buddy. Yeah. Yeah he thinks he's like Johnny Cochran. He's like all y'all think you know what happened. No one does.

Only me and God know the truth. When I met her did you know that? Oh you want to get lunch? Huh? Hungry motherfucker. That was bad.

The worst of the worst is when at one point the judge had to stop court proceedings because she was actually scared of Brooks. So as long as the jury's out, we should probably discuss that.

I would like to provide the defendant and the court with a pass. So that had to be said. The defendant. The what? He's making fun of the way she said defendant. That was how I said you want to run a record back? Mr. Brooks. He's like, judge, that was shots fired. I of the way she said defendant.

He's like, judge, that was shots fired. I got the right to clap back. Judge, I think it's body bag season. How about that? I got one ear that worked and I heard that. I got one ear that worked. The other ear got fucked up and I ran over 60 people at that parade, Judge. That's for you so that you understand your witness has a prior record. Your Honor, when I leave the table, I'm away from the courtroom and I have to elevate my voice.

This is the alleged record of Abel Lestat. Stop talking. I don't know who y'all be thinking y'all fooling. I'll set the value in return for value this document. One more interruption and you're going to be removed to the next courtroom. That's what you want to do anyway. It's not what I want to do. Do not interrupt attorney opera. So can you tell, can you sleep? Your honor, I believe he has seven prior criminal convictions via OWI second from 1997 and OWA third from 1997 and OWA fourth from 2003 very disrespectful he pounded his fist frankly it makes me scared now despite all of these out you lucky i ain't my fucking escape right now bitch with the trial she gave brooks a lot of leeway she continued to allow him to represent himself she didn't kick him out of the court how did she let this happen a lot and i've said it before i really did it must be like a mistrial thing yeah because

this makes no fucking sense anything like this it's completely like out of order regular lawyer that did this, they would be thrown in contempt of court. A lawyer wouldn't be allowed to do this, let alone a criminal pretending to be a lawyer. Well, lawyers can get disbarred and shit. There's punishments for them. They're scared of. This guy knows that he's fucked. So I guess he's just like, I'm already going to jail for my whole life. Yeah, whatever.

He's like, I'm going to really. You can give me a contempt. I'm going to put on a show. What do you do? Put me in jail? It's like, yeah, I'm already going to jail for my whole life right yeah yeah whatever he's like i'm gonna really like you can give me a contempt i'm gonna put on a show what do you do put me in jail it's like yeah i'm already in there right i think this is the move to be honest just start representing yourself why john it just it just wastes fucking taxpayer money like so if more crazy people just represented themselves would be a lot better oh yeah yeah you're right actually she wanted to preserve the record for appeal that if gets convicted, an appellate court can't say that the judge acted unfairly to Brooks, that she gave him every warning, every admonishment. And the only person that torpedoed Brooks's case was Brooks himself. And that also included when the judge said to Brooks that he forfeited his right to call any more witnesses or take the stand himself because he refused to answer her questions.

Now, he claimed he couldn't hear what was being said when he was but a IT specialist loud and clear either way after this after Brooks was told that he forfeited his right to present a defense he was particularly upset my My final question to you, do you have any requests as it relates to the jury instructions? I just thought you'd kick him on the knee. Come on, do it. What?

What'd he say? He's muted. I just told you, I don't know how many times I've taken care of everything he said. Then you should put your headphones on. Then you don't need to understand. Oh, they moved them into a different room? Yeah. Yeah, like his Hannibal.

Everything, you should take boxes to get your headphones. Have you asked for headphones to be provided, sir? I should have the iTunes. I didn't ask for my boxes to be moved. I believe they took them away previously because you were so agitated they were perhaps afraid you might break them. Yeah, I'm still agitated. I'm still agitated. That ain't gonna stop.

Of course I'm agitated. I wanted my motherfucking headphones. I'm trying to watch Dog. Channing Tatum. It's a beautiful fucking movie Tatum. It's a beautiful fucking movie, Judge. It's a feel-good story, motherfucker. No parades in that movie.

He gets to just drive as far as he wants. Anywhere he wants. You should be ashamed of yourself. It's just shocking. Well, with him forfeiting his right to present a further defense, the trial headed for the end a lot sooner than we anticipated. I'm closing arguments.

This is the last attempt in closing arguments for both sides to persuade this jury. What's his argument? Closing arguments are not evidence. He's like hiding. Summation of the case. He's like, who guilty? I don't see nobody. He's like under the desk.

Where? Where is Daryl Brooks? We could convict him if we find him, Judge. First up, Prosecutor Sue Opper. He had plenty of opportunity to just stop. Anywhere along the way, one of the officers testified to it. I think it was Officer Schneider. This was an accident, and he mistakenly wandered onto the parade route after passing all this.

Boy, people in Wisconsin are not good looking, are they? No. These people just dehydrate with cheese curd juice. They paused the parade. They could have moved the barricades and escorted him out. They didn't. with cheese curd juice. Very good. Yeah. Very good.

Very good. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. All right, we get a lady. Oh, here we go. Back to the star, please. Back to the star of the show, Daryl Brooks. Someone with some charisma. Get three and keep going.

Didn't phase him a bit. He kept going until he got to the end, and there was no more bodies to hit. He just starts pretending to be Little John. He's like, what? What? And she's really focusing on the intent here she's focusing on the six counts of first degree intentional homicide in particular and then if you had

any question about what he was doing just look at his actions but brooks had a response defendant or defense attorney can present a closing argument. Obviously, he's representing himself, and he presented the closing argument. He's like, your honor. And he went into areas that he really wanted to go. I'd like everyone to look to the left of the courtroom. That is Kim Wexler. You should be informed that you have the power.

Because have you seen the movie Cause? Okay, he goes, now bear with me, okay? They have minds of their own sometimes, right? They got cute little smiles and big old bug eyes. Cute little smiling cars, bug eyes. Now, say, if you will, what if my car was a mean car? What if I, there's good cars, bad cars, right, Judge? Did you not see Cars with Owen Wilson?

Pixar? Pixar? What if I got the evil car, Judge? I rest my case. I rest my case, bitch. I know we be fighting, Judge. Hey, I know we be fighting, Judge, but you know we be fucking after this. You looking all types of good and shit, judge. Hey, I know we be fighting, judge, but you know we be fucking after this. You looking all types of good and shit, judge.

Hey, when you with me, we don't got to wait in traffic. We can go, bitch. Don't agree with me. I'll wait in traffic with you any day. Yo, I take you out, we won't run over nobody. Damn, Shawty, look at those honey dips.

Which is clearly what I've been saying. He goes, I've been saying that! Daryl Brooks! I believe that not only is it fair, but it's essential that you be privy to all knowledge.

He goes, why don't we get the car in here? He goes, asking me all these motherfucking questions when the car did everything. Why don't we be having jail for cars? You have a lot. You have a place to put the car? He goes, give the car the death sentence.

You're on. Y'all call Mr. Wolf right now. We could crush that car in about an hour. Certain people feel that you should here and shouldn't hear. Disguised under the color of law. The fact of the matter is shit.

Here we go. I forgot what I was going to say. Vehicle in question. Make a motto of 2010. For an escape. It didn't help me escape, Your Honor. I got stuck.

It's false advertising, Your Honor. I didn't escape shit, bitch. Look where I am. He goes, bring in Ford, please. Would you call this an escape? I'm on trial. I'm going to jail for life. You call that an escape?

Dealership must have given me the four conviction, bitch. This is some bullshit. Actually, 2008, 2009, and 2010, that model was in fact recalled. He's just bringing up dates to distract. I'd like to call my car salesman to the stand. Was in fact... Was in fact recalled.

I'd like to call Galpin Ford to the stand. It's like aftermarket add-ons. APR. APR. He just meant any word. He's like APR, CarMax, CarGuru.com. APR. Craigslist for sale. CarFox, CarFax.

Catalytic converter, judge. It's Ford for those model vehicles. Sustain the durable disregard. Information that you should have been privy to. But you weren't allowed to be privy to why I don't know that information anyway I lost my train of thought I'm just going to be going home now

I'll talk to y'all later anyway I tried my best sorry in closing this is some bullshit. He goes, in closing, I did everything I can for you. He looks at his imaginary client. I tried. I tried.

Anyway, I'm about to dip. I'm a dip. Defending can't argue jury nullification. Jury nullification is when a jury decides a case, not based on the facts and the law, but some other reason, political, emotional. He's looking around the courtroom. He's like, y'all telling me nobody hit somebody on the way here.

Y'all perfect drivers. Oh, y'all angels. Perfect little angels. He's basically advocating for here. He's basically saying, even if the prosecution proved beyond a reasonable doubt that he's guilty, you jury have the power to say otherwise.

You can say not guilty. And this is despite the prosecution telling him not to do it. He kept saying it. He goes, we all know I'm guilty, but what if you said I'm not? He goes, hey, come on. He goes, that could end all this shit. Wouldn't that be kind of crazy Come on think about it

Y'all could be famous overnight He goes think about it Jerry Wouldn't that be crazy Right now you sitting here You're a fucking nobody You could be somebody Y'all be the craziest jury ever He goes y'all wanna be the craziest jury ever. He goes,

y'all want to be the craziest jury of all time? He goes, come on. He goes, you saw a lot of those jurors in the OJ doc. They were in the documentary. He goes, I see a documentary in your future. He talking Netflix, Hulu. Maybe the dude that made Dahmer does

our shit. I don't fucking know. He goes, come on, Jerry. Come on Jerry Come on Just say it Come on Kitty Per He goes come on honey child Honey child Come on baby girl Not guilty

Come on say it He goes just say it for fun You don't even have to mean it He goes just say it. He goes, just say it for fun. You don't even have to mean it. He goes, just say it for fun. It's two words. He goes, just say not guilty right now. Say not guilty right now. Real quick.

What if they go to say it in their own language? He goes, what if my name was not guilty? You got to tell them my name, right? Say not guilty. Call me by my name. They go, not guilty. He goes, you hear that? You hear that?

He goes, I'm out. He throws like a smoke bomb on the floor. He's like, damn it. He got. The judge is like, damn it. He got us. The judge is like, damn it. He's like, you idiots. He's good. God, he's good.

Oh, fuck. The idea of a malfunctioning car, as we discussed, not only was there no evidence to suggest that wasn't even the case, but you can't argue something that wasn't presented in evidence. There was no evidence presented at trial about a recall or a class action. So none of all of this was irrelevant. What's with this fucking sirens? Well, the jury was ultimately I don't know. It's like the case and after

about three hours and 15 minutes. Yeah, I don't know. The jury came back. Daryl Brooks is trying to run his car into this guy's house. Find the defendant, Daryl E. Brooks, guilty of first degree intentional homicide. Damn. As charged in count one of the information, Daryl E. Brooks, guilty of first-degree intentional homicide as charged in count one of the information dated this 26th day of

I thought I heard you say guilty. He goes, what? Hey, you are to be removed right now. That's pretty cool. There you have it. They found him guilty across the board of all 76 charges.

That's so fucked up. Six counts of first degree intentional homicide, which carried a mandatory sentence of life in prison. And at the time of this recording, the sentence hasn't been set yet. But we believe that the victims, the victims' family members, they're all going to have an opportunity to make statements. And also Mr. Brooks and anyone on his side can make statements as well. I'm definitely going to follow it and hopefully report on it here on Sidebar. But I do want to leave you with...

All right, fuck. I don't want to see the victims. Yeah, let's get that out of here now. Oh, man. They were all like old. Yeah, the burning hell you piece of shit guy was cool. I love... I've always had a...

I have fantasies of doing that. Yeah, like fucking closing statement. Love when people like try and attack the guy. Oh, those are great. Or they jump over everything. Or like Why Gary Why. Why Gary Why. That's one of the best videos ever. Legendlling on court. Love when people like try and attack the guy. Oh, those are great. Or they jump over everything. Or like Why Gary Why. Why Gary Why. That's one of the

best videos ever. Play that classic. Why not watch that? Now why Gary? Well, we can't. It's a pretty graphic footage. The man getting shot

in the head. I don't think we were watching it on YouTube. Fine, fine. I mean, it's on YouTube. Forget it.

It's there. Yeah, I guess why risk it? Why risk it? Maybe that's a Patreon Why Gary Why Why

Yeah Yeah How much How long have we done We can head over to the Patreon In a little bit What else we got Oh Disneyland first tips

I wanted to do some Little hate watch of this Apparently Some Some Some Listener sent us Something about like

There's this really pathetic couple that they do disneyland guide tips and tricks and okay i watched a little bit of them they're not nearly as like mentally ill as uh will and don but they're still insane obviously i mean they go to they go to disneyland every day and they sure talk about they go every day i think they go fucking all the time. They're one of those psychopathic couples that go There's people in Los Angeles that they go on vacation. They go stay at the Disneyland hotel.

I think that you're like a pedophile if you do that. Of course they are. Yeah, you have to be. It's insane. That's a pedophile thing. I think if you work at Disney except for Jack Sparrow, our friend. He's not a pedophile. He's the only one who's not. But if you go to Disney World all for Jack Sparrow, our friend, he's not a pedophile. He's the only one who's not.

But if you go to Disney World all the time, you're a pedophile. It's really strange. Can you imagine a couple showing up to a dinner party? Imagine if we were adults and we had lives and shit. We had a dinner party and a couple comes over and they tell you that they love Disneyland. It's fucking embarrassing. It's horrific. Are you kidding me?

Yeah. It's dumb as fuck. It's fucking embarrassing. It'd be horrific. Are you kidding me? Yeah. It's dumb as fuck. It's like for little kids. It's also insanely expensive. Yeah. I mean, it's mentally ill. It's mentally ill to care about Disneyland that much. Any last things? Should we watch like a Kanye clip or something? I mean, I don't really care about this Kanye

stuff. He's Kanye. I don't care what he says. Yeah, the juice stuff, I guess. I mean, I don't really care about this Kanye stuff. He's Kanye. I don't care what he says. Yeah, the Juice stuff, I guess. I mean, he said he's going to go Death Con 3 on Juice. Yeah, and he just kept, he did a bunch of interviews, doubled down on everything, kind of, and whatever. But he doesn't even make sense.

He's not even being hateful because he doesn't even make any sense. What he's saying is out of order. It's mostly just entertaining. Listening to Kanye try and get a point across, it's like watching a's saying is out of order. It's mostly just entertaining. Listening to Kanye try and get a point across, it's like watching a DVD with a bunch of scratches. He can't say what he means.

What does he say? He's saying that Jews control the media or something. His dad was a Nation of Islam guy. The whole fucking world, right now, the mainstream and everybody is realizing about black Israelites and Jews. Yeah.

It's like, have anyone ever been to New York before? There's the viral video, Black Israelites Make a Jew Cry. Have you seen that? No. That's bad. I'll put that up. That's a classic. It's one of the best videos.

Hey, you know where I stand. I got my Kanye shit on. I'm cool with it. Oh, that's a bold move. I'm cool with it, bro. You're wearing it. I just noticed Kanye shit on. I'm cool with it. Oh, that's a bold move. I'm cool with it, bro. You're wearing it. I just noticed it right now. This is my new yarmulke.

That's a temple. This is not it. Is it in like New York? He's a comedian. It's like an old viral video. It's like black Israelites make you cry. This is not it. This isn't it? This was nine years ago.

I think this is honestly like 9-11 era. As a Jew, I can say just... I don't even know if it's on YouTube. It's like one of those crazy... Go that shit. Yeah. Just hearing make Jew cry is so funny. All right.

I know. Yeah, yeah. Just hearing make Jew cry is so funny. All right. I know. Ooh, boo. Yeah, yeah. The image of a crying Jew is very funny to me. And he cries. It's not right, but it is what it is. It's such like a straightforward, genuine cry. He's just like, you're hurting my feelings.

Black Hebrews make a Khazar Jew kid cry. Khazar Jew kid. Khazar Jews are like uh jews from i think the step oh so take that star off you left i'm jewish how about my 14 when you ain't never been a jew you ain't never been a jew i'm a jewish channel by the way it's my favorite news channel yeah we can't say it but you're not a jew What are they even yelling? Just let him go. They start.

You know nothing about J. Let me show you a price. I got to deal with him right now. Six million crackers. Another cracker. Here's the thing. Let me see. Let me show you a quick lesson.

Don't eat the lead. Ross, you are not the Jew. You are a red dog. You are. That's what you are. You are a child of the Khazar Empire. They're probably know more of your history than you do. The scriptures say you, your fathers inherited lies and they taught you lies. You walk around the earth thinking that you're Jewish. You know what Jewish means? Even the IS ain't your Jewish, so you're not a Jew, dum-dum. If I got a... dum-dum. If I got a... Dum-dum.

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Dum-dum. Dum-dum. Dum-dum people even call yourself Jewish you're a wannabe. That's right! You wish you were a Jew. To be a Jew you gotta be born a Jew! You gotta be one of the children of Judah to be a Jew! But these dumb bastards, they adopt Jew as a religion. Dumb bastards, goofy ass Jews. Little dick motherfucker. They made up a religion and called it Judaism dick, right? That's no such thing.

Judaism. Learn how to speak, man. Gayism. There's no such thing. It's a man-made religion. Man, I hate cream cheese. Offer the race of black people, man. What the fuck is a caper?

Black people are born Jew. What is it to be a Jew? What does it mean to be a Jew? Oh, there's so much. Where did the term go from? The term. The term. The beginning. Okay, I will tell you. This is Ben Shapiro now. are born jews what is it to be a jew what does it mean to be oh there's so much time okay i will tell you this is ben shapiro now listen i want you to listen to me let me talk this is the time of judah that's where the time jew comes from that's right it's shot for judah yeah

don't even know that yes you ask you ask you ask a white person, what makes you Jewish, they're going to tell you because my daddy was Jewish, because my mommy was Jewish. Well, because I fought the Israeli war. We didn't hurt at all. But never do they... Israeli war? That's not a war. That's not a war.

I'm going to show you about the born Jews. I'm going to show you about the real Jews. I'm going to show you about the real Jews. They run the banks of America. That's right. They're illegal. That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. I'm going to show you about the born. I'm going to show you about the real. The kid looks like Malibu's most wanted. It's like not, it's not a great look for him to be arguing.

Yeah. I love this video. Why is nobody helping him? Yeah. No one's helping him. Cause they're just like, you're on your own. I'm just trying to make beats for you guys.

What the fuck? These guys chill out here every day. so people walking by are just like, why is he kicking the bait? What is he doing? I want to put a cloak around him and be like, you won't win. Yeah, exactly. These Jets, they fight when they get hurt, man. They're not mourning, but the real Jews are in mourning. Can I talk?

You ain't in mourning. What the hell? Six million. Who the hell is calling? He's like, we wish six million. Oh, my God. It's wild. It's wild. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Cracker killing other crackers. You saying the Holocaust is a joke? Are you going to cry, Jew? Are you going to cry, Jewish? I think they do that. Don't shoot dead. Don't shoot dead. The Holocaust is a dead one. Are you gonna cry Jew? Are you gonna cry Jewish? I think they do that. That's right! Don't you dare! Don't you dare!

The Holocaust is a damn thing! That's right! The Holocaust is a damn thing! Hit them! Yeah, cry white boy! How? Hit them! You have to do something!

We've been through it! You have been through it! That's right! Black people have been through it! That's right! That's right! That's disgusting! That's disgusting! You're sticking behind because you said you were the black people! That's disgusting! That's disgusting.

That's disgusting. That's absolutely disgusting. That's horrible. That's horrible. It's like Camerons in the back. You mad? Like, man, they're killing it today. No, they're going 730 today

Oh damn They crazy This is making me Kind of sad Yeah you just gotta You know Yeah now it's It's such a

Straightforward Genuine cry He's so genuine It's like Why would you say that Cause you can tell He kind of likes him too Oh he wants to be black

Exactly He's dressed like a black guy And they just went A little too far And he's like, aw. I thought we were kind of friends. He thought he was having a fun city moment. Exactly.

He's like, hey, I'm in New York. We're yelling. You're yelling. I'm yelling. And then out of nowhere, they're like, I'm glad your grandparents died. Fuck you. He's like, hey, man. That's right. Hateful person. What a hot chick. What a hot chick.

What a hateful person. Wow, he's yelling. He was saying, like, you was robbing the Germans. You were putting them down, and they burned you for it. Yeah. It's crazy. He's like a Nazi. Yeah.

Wow. 99 million black people. How about that? Can we be sad for 99 million black people? Can we be upset with 99 million black people? Can we be upset with 99 million black people? Who gives a damn about 6 million of them? And you want to kill more people? What's wrong with you? Why do you have to do that?

Why do you want more hate? He's just like, I hate G-Unit! What you got? June of Mourning! The real Jews were being mourned! They wouldn't be jokes like this, Kazar,in'! They wouldn't be jokes like this, Khazar, baby! They wouldn't be jokes like this, baby! He snaps his 50 Cent CD.

Yeah. Get Richard, I drank. Fuck you! But this is where Kanye's coming from. Yeah. Like this kind of shit. Yeah. It's like black Israelite shit.

I think it's i think it's nation of islam which is a little different but like if you look up like lewis farrakhan quotes and he's not very uh he's not very pro-jew doesn't love jews either no he's not a big pro-jew guy jews and blacks fight like cats and dogs i've been saying yeah they're always in a tiff. Just oil and water. Yeah. Crying over some the real Holocaust is going to be slave shit.

That's the real Holocaust. A real Holocaust is 77 million North American Indians, man. God don't care about these. Damn. One time I met black Israelites on Hollywood Boulevard because I had a doctor there. And I talked to him and I told him I was Native American so I could join.

And then they're like, well, is your mom Native American or your dad? And I said, my mom. And then like, doesn't count. And they started to tell me because I'm my father's son. So it has to be. You have to come from the balls. Your dad has to be Native American to come from the balls your dad has to be native american to get that's just a tip that's a tip for the listeners gotcha they

really care about which one of your parents yeah the thing they're passionate yeah i got a barbecue from a black israelite in atlanta and he was like uh are they ever nice so they ever he was super chill to me but it was like he was but it was like he was cooking pork and i was like wait you guys can eat pork and he's like yeah bless it before i eat it and then i was like okay and then and then like as i was eating the pork he was like you know jesus was black right and i was like yeah like okay and then he was like and you a monkey from the mountains you white monkey i was like oh sick dude it was like really jealous it was awesome man i was like that's cool you're like no i'm from germany my father was a naz awesome, man. I was like, that's cool. You're like, no, I'm from Germany. My grandfather was a Nazi.

But yeah, sure. I was like, okay. I'll take it. Yeah, go ahead. Sure. Most white people are happy at any time a black guy is saying anything to them. Yeah, I love it. I love it.

That white kid participated in that conversation because he was just like, black people are talking to me. And they're being like, you should die like a dog in the street, y'all. Family. Your existence is worthless. He's like, really should die like a dog in the street, y'all family. Your existence is worthless. He's like, really? You think we could hang? Can I be a part of your crew?

Oh, man. Let's go to the Patreon. It's getting nitty gritty. Yeah, thanks for listening, folks. Subscribe, leave a review. Joey, any final words? No. Why don't you lay off the

pussy announcements what the hell dude well you wasn't gonna do it you said it no I said just give it some time I'm not making it weird well okay so I guess since you're bringing it up um Joey R Lafleur on Instagram if you're a hot chick and you wanna have sex with me just contact me on Instagram it's fine

it's like we'll talk it out there you go what an easygoing guy what a guy all right god bless goodbye