Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Yedolf

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

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🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 You motherfuckers you motherfuckers What's up, David we're about to record again man, what's going on well, I got beat up I was uh, I was walking chest that and These guys said I was in the wrong neighborhood What neighborhood where were you? I?

Was pretty close to your house, so I started going towards your house And I I tried to call you and ask for help we were potty. Yeah, you are busy I vaguely remember this we were about to record and this is you know this is now the second week in a row you're Recurring theme here. Why are you there after night the show? The show, yeah. You know not to go out after dark. You're a very tiny man. I know. I was wandering. You know, I was on Audible listening to Hunger Games.

Just don't go out at night. It looks like people care about you though. You got the flowers. We love you. Recovery. There's a card there. You're good. You look fine, man.

Yeah. Yeah, the people at the office have been really nice. I have a fractured hubris and a bit of a concussion. You bump your head? Well, anyway, we gotta start recording, man. You have the worst timing. Feel better. It's exhausting that you keep doing this.

We'll talk to you soon, okay? Okay, yeah, we'll talk soon. All right, bye. Bye. Jesus Christ. Thanks for calling. Yeah, no problem. Bye, bye.

See you, get out of here. Get out of here. Retard. Jesus Christ. What a piece of shit. Jesus Christ, fucking idiot, that guy. That's insane. My God. It's right. It's fucking idiot that guy my god I hate to toss them blame. Yeah, I hate to do also, but you're tiny pathetic little man Hey, he knows I've told him many times. He can't walk after dark. It's crazy. He's a talking he's a walking target Yeah, also you also yeah, also he actually his headphones, and he's playing it out loud Hunger Games, okay?

Yeah, so I got it. Yeah, he plays it off his fucking phone speaker like a psychopath. Yeah. It's the first time I've seen somebody recovering from a beating and my first thought is like, I wanna beat him. My first thought is they didn't go hard enough. I kept looking at that other eye.

Yeah, what are they pulling their punches? They missed an eye. They missed an eye. Crazy dude. Yeah, well, we can only wish for the worst for him So he could stop interrupting the show. Disgusting. Such a pathetic spook. For whatever reason Like clockwork every every fucking week the guy keeps hitting us up with some fucking nonsense I'm having like a visceral reaction. This is making me nauseous. He's making me sick to my stomach. He makes me I mean listen

That's why You know, that's why we hired those goons to feed his ass. That's why I had it done to him. Anyway, welcome to the show everybody. Sorry about that. Sorry about that interruption from our fucking dunce friend. It's been quite a week, I guess. Feels like a repeat of,

well when was the last time Kanye was for Hitler that was like two years ago Yeah, three years ago was that during Trump was he doing that worth the make America great again at no Yeah, that was pretty that was the Netanyahu I just keep I keep envisioning the the the clan like like like lynching Kanye Kanye and he's like, yeah motherfucker. It's like, he's like, I live for this shit. He goes, I'm the first black billionaire

to get lynched motherfucker. This is fucking based. He goes, y'all gonna lynch me? Y'all take a red pill. He starts jacking off when they're lynching him. He's like, I am a god. They He starts jacking off when they're lynching him. He's like, I am a god. They're like naked woman standing right next to him. I mean, we can look at some of these.

It's pretty boring, you know? Kanye's like, it's very played out. It feels derivative. Get a new thing, yay, you know? But a lot of them have been funny today. He's doing like, he loves comedians. He's talking shit about Dave Chappelle, and he's a lot of them have been funny today's are doing like he like loves comedians He's like talking shit about Dave Chappelle and he loves Lily CK You know, why do broke ends telling me what to do and never tell them ends what to do

There's something about being broke that makes them for powerful. He's obsessed with broke bitches He had a great tweet where you know where it was in favor of Kobe. I'm like, fuck you, Hitler. Dude, Hitler's fucking posted up chilling. He's got a little toy. What movie is that from? Yeah, he's got a little battleship. That's actually the indie film that Devin was in.

He played Hitler. The Jews threatened to take your children away. That happened to me on the death con tweet You saw Harley say he was going to medicate me to zombie land. Yeah, I mean, it's just it's just non-stop. It's non-stop He thinks Hitler was just a guy in an indie movie Hail Elon sure Elon loves that Well, he was saying Elon stole my Hitler swag my kids my kids school Thank you to my brother swiz for connecting with your close friend the Saudi Why is that lower case any n-word that don't like Trump is a faggot?

Well, you know well, I'm excited for him to be on Cringe tonight. Yeah. Kill me motherfuckers, yeah! This shit bass! He's happily biting the curb. It's fine. Woo, yeah, I'm a god. Put a burning cross on my family's, in front of my family's house. Yes.

Oh, it's so sad. What sucks is that, is to have to deal with people being like, this your boy? Yeah. Like, can we? Yes, he's my best friend. He's mentally ill. I love him. Who gives a shit at this point? He's already done the I like Hitler shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he obviously listened to last week's episode and he fucking got inspired. Yeah, he loves my Weimar Republic speech. He's really nice to my brother one time, you know, so he got that going for him. He's a good guy. He knows what he's doing, I have a feeling. Yeah, he knows what he's doing. Also. He's also nuts to

Know what he's doing. He's bipolar. Yes, or he doesn't know what he's doing. He's losing his life. I think episodes Yeah It's really all really Horribly tragic and it makes me sad. It's like watching a dead man alive. It'll burn off as he gets older. It's really depressing. Yeah. You know. It's like Weakened at Birdies

with a dead body saying faggot somehow. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I don't know. It's not good. It's not good. It's played out.

It's also happy. I liked your joke, not what he's doing. It's like get a new guy. It's like at least move on to Stalin or something. Yeah. Like get Paul Pot. Do a Paul, do a Paul Pot ear. Yeah. I think it's actually good that he's like at least move on to Stalin or something. Yeah, Paul Potts Paul Potts here. Yeah, I think it's actually good that he's like he's like being he's making this more not so shocking Because this shit's just getting boring to me now

So now all this like neo-nazi like Reactionary share like remember when Rihanna made that video where the guys were kind of vaguely dressed like skinheads and everyone lost their fucking mind No years ago. It's just like I think it better for the culture that like, this is just more, it's like. So now it's just boring now, you know what I mean? I get what you're saying, yeah. For the culture. For the culture. It's the most, it's the most Hitler's been talked about

since 38. Yeah. Yeah. It is, what a comeback Hitler's had. Hitler's been like, wow wow you're obsessed with me Yeah, just I don't know sad crazy scary spooky hilarious I'm cleaning now. Yeah, just I don't know. Sad, crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious. That sums up yay. More like yayed off Hitler.

Whoa. Give me that damn thing. We got a hat cap. Dug caps himself. We have a hat cap now, folks. So anytime somebody. A dug's cap. Yeah, but we're gonna call it the hat cap. Don't do the hat, don't cap himself. We have a hat cap now folks. So anytime somebody... Yeah, but we're gonna call it the hat cap. It's the hat cap.

It's a hat cap. So if you suck ass or whatever, you say something that sucks ass. We should get this custom made into a forefathers hat. That'd be so sick actually. Oh, forefathers. Make one. That'd be sick. Make a Dunce Cap Four Fathers. Yeah, please.

Heller Cat. Would sell out in a second. Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg, they made a commercial. I love this commercial. Against Kanye West. With some different neighborhoods. I hate you because you look different. I hate you because I don't understand you.

I hate you because people I know hate you. I hate you because I think you hate me. Because hate you because people I know hate you I hate you because I think you hate me because I need someone to blame cuz you talk different cuz you act different cuz you're just different My god the reasons for haters stupid as I hate the things are so bad that we have to do a commercial about it me too do a commercial about it me too to combat anti-semit stand up to all hate I should have known Jews made this why did Larry David and combat anti-semitism Tom Brady just calls him the n-word like stop doing that you know this stop Stop riffing. I washed my hands after I shook your hand. Yeah. Cause you smell like coconut butter.

Who needed that? Do people think, who's that for? It doesn't help anything either. I just don't get why the Jews are making commercial about white people and black people hate each other Well Snoop Dogg's not black anymore. Oh, he's just just money Just made of money yeah Snoop Dogg will do anything

Anywhere anytime for the right price truly zero integrity has zero Could care less about he will sign up for fucking anything him and Shaq are like neck and neck just zero integrity has zero could care less about he will sign up for fucking anything Tim and him and Shaq are like neck and neck just zero integrity. Yeah. Yeah And Tom Brady that was it sucked that he was in that That sucks it just sucks There's nothing worse than people continuing to live, you know legends that continue to live it is Eminem prime example prime example Eminem is the definition of someone who should have joined the 27 club. Yeah, you know well

Relapse wouldn't like relapse. Okay. Yeah a few others kamikaze music be murdered to We'd never have that Trump cipher Music to be murdered too. Shut up now. Death's so shady. Let's take it easy there, okay? We'd never have that Trump cipher. That's an awfully hot coffee pot. I mean how else would we have stood up to Trump? If Eminem died.

But no, I mean, yeah, it's a legendary Dux Stano bit, but just, you know, that like, people go, it's so sad that like Jimi Hendrix died or whatever. It's like, who knows, wouldn't he be doing like Super Bowl halftime duets with, you know, Sam Pant, whatever, just like, it could have been really embarrassing. Tupac probably would have been really embarrassing. Oh yeah. You think so?

I don't know, I go back and forth on that one. I think Tupac would have been who Kanye thinks he looks like to people. I think Tupac would have maintained some integrity. Yeah, but you just can't maintain that energy. He would have fell into making Are We There Yet? And shit like that. Like he'd be in family comedies.

I don't know about that. He's already in a bunch of movies already. I can see it. The cover of Are We There Yet? is the last picture of him with Suge Knight. And then the car, it's about heaven. Are we in heaven yet? They also have the option of staying alive but just fading from the public eye. They

don't have to die necessarily. You just stop being embarrassing publicly. Nobody has that discipline and also these guys get surrounded by so many people that need them to continue being something for them to still make money. Right. That's their job. You have to just keep tap dancing and get out there. So, so but yeah, just a really sad world we live in Yeah, I also just at this point with Snoop Dogg I don't even get the point of hiring him because again, he has no integrity. He says no one like no one No, another like oh Snoop endorsed it. So I have to get the product now buddy

I mean who I'm trying to think of the one guy that gets influenced by any by seeing Snoop Dogg and anything and maybe it's like a Just like our like a retarded Cholo guy that goes to like lowrider events And he's the only music he listens to is like from the 90s doggy style shit And he's like yo snoop said not to hate Jews I'm a chill on that I truly don't know who the fuck gives a shit about Snoop Dogg anymore. It's gotta be just Gen Xers.

I can't see, Zoomers don't even know what the fuck Snoop Dogg is. Yeah, it's like. I love the idea of a guy just fully influenced by Shaq. He's like, no, I got my link in my general car insurance and life's great. It's checked every box. There's a guy out there where they all,

there's an East LA Latino guy. The only music he listens to is NWA Cypress Hill and Immortal technique Snoop Dogg any mortal technique. I don't know if they listen to a mortal technique. I like to think they do No, I think they think a moral techniques. We like is a corny weirdo shit. Yeah. Yeah, you know the first time you heard dance with the devil Are you kidding my stomach the first? You know the first time you heard dance of the devil. Are you kidding me? I'm sick to my stomach the first time It's scary. Oh, it was it scared me. Yes truly scared. I remember listening to it over and over again It had just been like cuz I was there it's like and you did nothing Feel like you're listening to a serial killer

or something. Crazy stuff, but you know, God bless. It's a guy admitting to a gang rape. Of his mom. Of his mom. Of another guy's mom. Oh sure, sure, yeah, wasn't him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Truly at the end of the song, I'm like, and that was the craziest shit I've ever seen was my fucking idea to I knew it was this mom Yeah, I knew it. Yeah. Well, they did know in the song he did he did know Trump wants to turn the Gaza Strip into a Casa Bonita That is wild That's it's the most brazen thing I've ever seen a fuck what a crazy. That's not I don't think he'll actually do it I hope you can only hope it's like a strategy back and forth are we so we're gonna invade Palestine It's art of the deal stuff where he probably tried to reach out to them It's the heart it is that's how he runs the presidency. He's the art of the deal. This is why I bring to the table. I'll kill two million people.

Your move. He calls one of them at Hamas. He's like, will you guys stop fighting? They're like, they don't respond. They're like, no. Well, why? What are you talking about, you idiot? No, of course not. Have you heard anything we've ever said? We're very passionate about this. We're not just going to stop. You were very passionate about this. Yeah. And then he's like, okay, I guess it's time to make this announcement. And then it's like, okay, let's see if they now, next time they talk, maybe they'll be a little bit more open, you know, to whatever negotiation. Well, I mean, a two-state solution isn't working.

So, like, I could see it from his, like, practical point of view, just like, well, yes, we must take it over, because we can't let Israel have it. So, it's just gonna be like a big buffer DMZ that's going to be in the Middle East. It's going to be America. It's going to be a Dave and Buster's. Yeah, it's going to be a Riviera. That was the funniest thing.

It's amazing. It's going to be a beautiful place. It's going to be like a Riviera. It's like, what, dude? Turn the Palestinians, every one of them is a happy Gilmour's caddy. The PGA tours there your cat yeah your caddy has a suicide. Your caddy is in Hamas. Yeah it sucks nothing really seems very good.

No. But you know who gives a shit you, we're not a political show here. My life has been unaffected. My life is unaffected as time passes, you know. I found eggs the other day. Nice. That's huge. Things are looking up.

Yeah. Things are looking up. And the fire, I know people keep saying, I wanna, listen, I've been getting a lot of shit lately I guess for because I Talk shit about people that who are obsessed with LA and keep talking about the state of it and whatnot I just want you guys to know you keep saying like the L your city burned to the ground not really LA kicks so much ass you got a drive to the area that burned down. I haven't seen it yet

I even know I truly haven't noticed everything still kicks ass cuz we live in a great city Yeah, I smelled like where you live one day. I haven't noticed, I truly haven't noticed. Everything still kicks ass, cause we live in a great city. I smelled smoke. Unlike where you live. One day I smelled a little smoke. Sorry. If your city burned down, you would see it. Cause it's the only thing. But unfortunately for us,

we gotta take a little road trip to see the tragedy. Suck my dick. Might make a beach day out of it, to go see the tragedy. I might go look at Alta Dena at some point, if I wanna get sad. I don't know, but it's a ways from me. Anyway, I just wanted to get that out.

Have you seen the Alta-Dena strong shit everywhere? Like the hipsters are wearing. I remember I told you this two weeks ago. I saw that lady. We were at the liquor store and I was like, do you guys see that fucking lady? But the Alta-Dena strong. It looked like brand new. Yeah. Yeah.

It's that's going to be the new. They're acting like it's a Boston bombing or something. Yeah. Boston. Boston Strong. People in L.A. don't give a fuck. OK, here's the's that's gonna be the new there acting like it's a Boston bombing or something Boston strong people in LA Don't give a fuck. Okay. Here's the thing we don't We don't have a sense of community. I will say that really Cuz you know somebody who has got their house for down it you care but like there's not like if there was a terrorist attack in

Culver City in Culver City people like oh that sucks for them, but it's like a $50 Uber. I mean we're not, I'm not coming together. It's not like New York with the towers. We'd have to like find out about it. You have to find it. Oh shit really? That's fucking crazy. That's horrible, but it's so,

I don't even know how to get to Culver City. You gotta get off the freeway and then it's a weird, yeah it sucks for them. Yeah. You know it's really about what's in front of you in this town. Yeah, it sucks for them. You know, it's really about what's in front of you in this town. Yeah, absolutely. That's what makes it great, the alienation.

Yeah. That has to be like Phileps or somewhere historic or some shit for us to give a fuck. Yeah, but then even, yeah, that would be horrible. But even then, I'm actually starting to think if I lived anywhere, I go, it wasn't my, like if I was in New York when the towers got brought down and I lived in Brooklyn, I'd go,

it's like over, it's across the water. I'd walk outside every day and be like, my block looks fine. I think the worst- This is a selfish human trait. What do you think is the worst possible terrorist attack, like a 9-11 on LA? I think it'd be a sold out World Series Dodger game game yeah yeah that would be like equivalents yeah that'd be

horrible it's not from that all of our landmarks aren't like people things the bank building yeah who gives you but also what if someone like flew a plane into like the Hollywood sign you'd be like cares good job dumbass yeah it wouldn't affect any no yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. And also there's so much, there's so much class rage in LA. There's so many different levels to each area

that people, like we saw with the palisades to off the DNA, we kind of, you know, there's people that are like, oh the palisades, yeah it's horrible, it's horrible. I don't really hear. They're like, yeah. Yeah. I don't really hear. People were like, yeah. Yeah. I don't really care.

People were like, they had braver than me. They're like, oh, these rich pricks. Like, I might never, it's full with bums. It's just, yeah. It's hard to, it's hard to give a shit about people packing their Range Rover. Yeah. Yeah.

Full of their, full of their, full of their $20,000 dogs that they had specially bred. I care, I'm the one, I'm the one guy who does care. I'm the one I'm the one guy who does I care too I care about I'm saying in general. There's a lot of that with LA has so many you know like West Hollywood you go fucking I hate West Hollywood. Yeah, they hit the Abbey There's just areas you think about you go the parking sucks over there, so I don't Care about is if they got the ad And the eagle the same time like a die-hard three situation

It would turn the chemical warfare all the AIDS blood Everyone just stumbling around stores in their body straight into the air, with roofies and aids. Everyone just stumbling around, sores in their body. Did you guys see that female comic destroy that heckler? Yeah, I sure did. She really lit him up. What happened? Oh, we're gonna watch it, that's very funny.

I, yeah, dude, she's so ugly. You know her? Yeah, yeah're gonna watch it, that's very funny. I, yeah, dude, she sucks. You know her? Yeah, yeah, I feel bad saying that. I always thought, her name's Natalie Cuomo. We're not really, I mean, I did show her in New York, and I know her husband more than I know her. I always thought she was, I always thought she was like one of the Cuomos.

No, no, no. Like I actually thought she was related to the Cuomo, too. Maybe, I don't think so. I thought she had to have connections to have made it at all in the business of laughter. This is such a viral video that last night my dad's 70th birthday party. His 73-year-old friend's like, you see that Natalie Cuomo

chick? And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, I saw that. It's spreading so fast. It's bizarre. And it's because it is what it is. You'll see. It's just because it doesn't make

any sense. It was posted originally under this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. She posted it originally and then somebody on Twitter was like this is the greatest thing I've ever seen posted themselves. A woman posted it saying like this is the greatest thing I've ever seen and then people were like okay I'm gonna look into this supposed greatest thing of all time and it's just a woman having a mental breakdown on stage and screaming at a guy that she starts Something with. Yeah calling him a heckler is mind-blowing. He's not even a heckler. She was doing crowd work on him And she's bad and stumbling and not good at talking on stage for a living. She's like calling them gay I think too. Her crowd work is gay bashing. Yeah, and then they're like hey fuck you and then she flips out

Yeah, and then she flips out and then does the classic thing of trying to get people on your side where you pretend, like, things are really crazy right now in the country. And you're bringing negative energy. It's wild. It's so bad. Wait, what made you want to ask him? What?

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No'm gonna do it. Huh? Why are you gonna do it? It's not like we're a couple. Oh my God, don't just stare. It's not my problem. I'm gonna grab a trail. What?

Oh, it's not my problem. Oh, it's not my problem. Wow, you're so concerned. How did it hurt? Wow, look at you. Yeah. I could leave right now, but I want to. Well, I can roast you too.

You can't just roast all of us and get nothing. Whoa! Whoa! Wow. Great response. It's a good response. Good response. Really nothing wrong with that.

Also so weird is to threaten to leave the show. It's like, why are you punishing the people who actually want to see you do comedy? Yeah. Well, no, that's not, there's no, is there a chance in hell anyone's there to see her do comedy? Actually, yeah, so that's the only reason she gets classed. They're all nuts, but.

There's big Cuomo fans. She's got a huge following. Really? Yeah, she's like over a million followers. Well, so did Hitler. Anyway, go on. So I agree, it's insane that she- Natalie Cuomo is just like Hitler.

Hitler, in terms of how unfunny both were. I agree. Hitler was probably a better public speaker. He would've had a better response to this. He would've had a final response to this. But yeah, so she does like have fans that will show up and buy tickets for her. And that's why people respond

I don't mean to be mean, you know, listen, yeah, I feel bad. You know, you're out there working hard. I get it Stand-ups a tough tough game and sometimes you spaz look I spaz before you know I'm not I've had moments like this not this bad obviously, but like I also wouldn't post that It's all yeah, it's also crazy to post be like I took somebody down. So that's just just the delusion there It's why we kind of have like carte blanche to go off on it a little bit and and just it says so much It's it really does it It's such a simple clip and it says so much about the differences a little bit because if this was a guy I would go that sucks ass jackass

But instead for a little bit of time this got credit Yeah, women are allowed to stand up for this because it was a woman standing up for but it was it's totally manipulated The video is completely yeah, it's just it's god Women cause a guy in the front row faggot God forbid also women can't have hobbies anymore. Huh? Yeah, you will see well, let's let's everyone let's let everyone else So you were afraid because like I felt like I was saying your name I can take the mic oh he's your new friend

by the way real quick before once again I just I nothing I don't think there's anything more tragic on this earth than than even a moderately attractive woman in this world. It's, it's, it's on. Stop right there. There's nothing more tragic than a moderately attractive. I mean, she's, I bet she looks pretty good in real life and it's just, this is your life. Like pretending something happened in your childhood and you need to like pretend to be like edgy and funny

Yeah, your whole life and you just spend time in these horrific environments getting like finger fucked by absolute losers and Hey, his name is Lewis J. Gomez You know, I mean it's just it's it's it's like Committing your life to to heroin without ever doing it But you don't even get if she wasn't a heroin addict at some points I mean, she's dressed like a lipstick lesbian and covered in tattoos Yeah, there's a lot of trauma if you're that meant to if you're that fucking, if you see this rant, and my reaction is like,

you've got bipolar or you've got borderline personality or you've been, you're now sober, hopefully. And yeah, you quit heroin. True tragedies, if she was a man, she would do a triple homicide and like a liquor store robber or something. But she's out there being too stand out. When I see a pretty girl in comedy like this,

I get the same feeling as when you see those videos go around where it's a beautiful girl and they show the progress of her mastectomy and she's turned into this like mutilated like man trans person. That's how I look at female comics that are pretty. It's the animorphs cover. Oh my God.

What happened? You're now, I mean, it's like, you're Elliot Page to me. Tranimorphs. Tranimorphs. Yeah. You guys get where I'm coming from? I know where you're coming from.

Of course, of course, of course. It's the same as, it's a beautiful girl becoming a man. It's more of an insult to the trans community. Oh, I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it like that. They could go ahead and do it. Well, you compare her to them and now they're like, what the fuck did we do?

They didn't do anything. They're like, what the fuck did we do? Yeah. They didn't do anything. By the way, did you see Trump was like signing, he was signing all like these papers around all these children and he was like, he was like, and we're gonna kill trannies! Little girls. Yeah, when he signed the executive order to stop women from competing in, or men from competing in trans women from competing in men's sports, so men who became women.

He's signing the executive order to stop them from competing with women. And he brought in like 50 student athlete girls. That's right. Yeah. No, it's a hilarious PR move. It is an amazing event. Like, I'm saving you guys. I'm defending you all. And he also he I'm saving him. He also goes, he goes, the Secret Service is worried about them. I don't think we have anything to worry about. Come on in here. And I'm like, these days, the Secret Service is worried about them I don't think we have anything to worry about come on in here, and I'm like these days drop kids are pretty

Yeah, no I don't want to sound mean here, I didn't mean that in a mean way. It's a female comics or trans people I'm just saying you have seen those No, you're never mean. I'm just saying, you have seen those videos, right? I'm not mean pod guys. He's not, he's not mean pod. You know what I mean? This is me like three months on hormones, five months on hormones.

You've seen those videos where it's like, it's a really cute girl, they go like five months later and they look like Mickey Rourke. Yeah, they look like Jiminy Cricket. And you're like, what the fuck? That's how this is like, when I look at a pretty girl that's just,

she's just on the road doing these places and no one respects you. It's sad. It's true. Look at the clip like this eventually comes out and everyone, the whole internet going women suck naked comedy. It also speaks volumes to the current status of fame now where it's like she's famous in her own bubble and the second she got actual exposure to the masses. They're like you're bad Yeah, but in her own right like her own fans went up to like a million followers people like I like this

That's cool. Good for them. Yeah She also knew this was coming she's in a business where she's like, oh fuck I haven't had a viral video in like three months For this but I don't care. It's gonna go viral. Maybe this is just a bad night. I'm not saying there's not bad nights. I'm just, I... Well, they're all bad nights.

If I had to bet my life on it, I'd say she's probably generally not a great comic. I would bet she's an annoying person. There's not a bookie in the world that would take that bet, by the way. Connor, once again, I know you're in this world. It's fine. It's fine, yeah. We can pull up her Instagram and find out if she's

good or not. We can look at other clips after this. I will say this. It is such a hard time in this world right now. There's so many people that came together to be supportive and fucking amazing. And you're putting negative, no, fucking look me in the eyes. You're putting negative fucking energy out here.

This is the last show of my fucking, look me in the fucking eye. This is the last show of my fucking, look me in the fucking eye. The guy in the front row is like, there's two angles of the footage. It's this this her screaming and it cuts the guy Shoot a rope on her face she goes good night Was very much like It was like a you're not invited to my birthday Like heckler response

If she were doing that to me I would just go god you this fucking sucks guys this is the word I'd stand up a walk out yeah but she ends up kicking them out but I would just go like holy shit this is the worst comedy experience I've ever had I came here to laugh and have a good time it'd be very funny if they cut to the person in the audience there's just two men in full SS uniforms looking right back at her. This is her thing, very negative things right now. Yeah, I mean, again, the breakdown is so unbelievable. She's calling them gay.

The guy goes, we can roast you too. And then she calls them gayer and then they go, I can take the mic. And then that's her response. And she goes, you're saying mean fucking things on the last, also like- Truly non-inflammatory. Yeah, I really loved that.

The last show of the weekend. Yeah. Like what the fuck does he like you're serving a tour in Afghanistan yeah I've been saying the like Kinta in for four fucking nights eating free food at a fucking comedy club and making thousands of dollars dare you supposed to be a special last night in the walkie for me

she's also she's in DC it it's like, it's good. Yeah, oh, is this the new Big Hunt? No, that's the DC Comedy Locked. It's like a B-Club. Is this continues for... this is epic. Oh my god. And then you get to lock her out like a badass. She's still in like a stone cold match. Jell-o-leech! Jell-o-leech! Jell-o-leech! Jell-o-leech! Woooooo!

You can leave. Ha! He's been caught. I'm sensing his friend. It's so cute. You can leave too. I won't be offended. Look at that, I think they- El-El-El, what a fucking clown, I did warn you, I would get kicked out. Man, she is sensitive, especially for a comedian.

Everyone in the crowd is like,, yo that's so true! He's rich! He's got a cookin'! Yo, that guy's cookin' and you kicked out! He's home! He owned you again! Yo, that is naturally correct! Remember the South Park episode where Stan finds porn

for the first time in a long time and he's just like covering his own jizz? Yeah, I just keep imagining that's the guy in the audience completely coated in jizz. Yeah! Yeah! Woo! Woo! Yeah!

Woo! Yeah! He received that photo, he's like, I guess I gotta jack off again, holy hell. My balls are empty but I'll fucking try And I hope her access to I hope they've specifically banned abortions for her. Yeah, hers an individual One of the other my friend here isn't easy, you know, yeah I gave up my friend here. He doesn't need Zeno. Yeah, you know.

Sorry about him. Have fun in Mexico. Is it real? I do, I keep getting like million dollar baby visions from this a little bit. It's a lipstick. She goes home, she like buys her like fat mom like a house. She goes, she goes,

they're gonna take me off my welfare, Natalie. You know, we all talk about, we saw the clip. We all laugh about we saw the clip we all laugh at you She gets paralyzed one day Laugh at you men are better than us Natalie. Men are better than us. They cut it out of this clip but he owned her even worse where he said tell her two therapists aren't enough. I got the full version. He has a joke about having two therapists. I got her two therapists aren't enough. I got the full Having two therapists. I got the full version right here Joseph. I got the full version right here Why I think we just watched like most of it right now. This is what they left out of the badass owning

Okay, wait, what? Me, do you want to ask him? Why are you making it sound like we're a couple? Oh my god, don't just stare. It's not like we're on a trail. What? Oh, not that. Oh, it's not that. Wow, you're so...

It's not that it... Wow, look at you. I could leave right now, but I right now, but I can roast you too You can't just roast all of us and get nothing That's a bad moment to have as a comic, you know, we've all been there it sucks to Sucks to not be locked and loaded when some guy. Yeah, yeah, it's like, you know, we could both do you know? Mm-hmm a crowd member with with some attitude and one of them For a living That is the worst side been heckling in recent memory

I think we discussed on the pod yeah, South Carolina was bombing so are the guy goes. What do you do for a living to me? I'm on stage. I'm like this and he's like oh He wasn't even trying to be me and he was just curious No, I think cuz he was like I I should be fair. I asked him kind of first I was like, so what do you do? You know, cuz I truly had nothing I was spiraling up there He was I work in accounting. I was like nice. I got nothing for that. He goes. What do you do? Really like a knife to the Yeah, and then you go, you know what?

This is my last fucking night here Negative fucking energy out there me and Chris's Trotter trying to have a good time It's so funny to bring up negative energy in a comedy. Yeah Yeah, the whole thing is make it there's always a victim. Yeah, there's always something you're punching down on for sure And it wasn't that negative wasn't that negative? I mean the worst heckle I've had was when I first joined the pockets top of that show I did in New York and that couple hated my guts in the front row. Yeah, that was the most dressed down I've ever been by an audience member and I just talked to them like I didn't come close to doing that

I just kept being like so wait, what's your problem? If I had every right to fucking pop off with those people. Yeah. Yeah, they call me derivative and hacky and suck. They just say I suck ass. Yeah, I'm like, okay. I've heard this said by a I can't remember who but but but it's a really good point that we live in the day and age of You don't see people flip out anymore really. Like you can, but like the classic, like that legendary story of like, so dude, so like Dangerfield goes up at the end and he loses his mind.

Like people just fed up with the crowd. Dude, Michael Richards last night. Fuck, I went off on stage. I went off. I've seen a bunch of memes of the Michael Richards is yelling and it goes you're putting negative Yeah, I see the ones just like reject modern modernity embrace tradition But yeah, no they're just like Almost everything's filmed now. So you don't hear that story about the time the guy.

It's because everybody's freaking out. Because everyone's freaked out, it's getting filmed. Yeah. There's also just not, there's way more people, so there's not a select few legends that you hear a story about. Yeah, nobody's doing massive giant stand-ins. It was very funny, I heard somebody compare this,

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He's joking. Bill Hacks. This guy, I don't really know much about this guy, but he, you know, it's just every week, the world is our oyster and we will shuck it, and it's just unbelievable how quickly things move on. Just a guy live streaming his suicide by cop. Hell, yeah. He was like I think he was like he's like a MAGA weed farmer

He had his own thing called like farmer rigs and he was selling like a MAGA like weed the seeds to grow weed Like a Jurassic Park set up. And he just hopped on his live stream in a shoot out with the cops. I'm here. He literally looks like an always sunny character. He's got his local pubs beanie on

and he's got a big air of 15. These cops are putting out really negative energy right now. A lot of bad shit happening in the world right now. And they wanna come here and say Me no negativity in my crow's nest a resident of Maine and I

Had the cops called on me. Let's go buddy do what team showed up and I'm now engaged in a shootout fuck Yeah When I first saw as I didn't think this could possibly be real because he's saying it's a matter of fact later Yeah, it feels like a locked in dude. He's an assassin. He's locked into dying. I don't really know what he did It's so funny how many people die Thinking the like like these videos Matt like like no one is Martyred anymore like you know you're not Luigi, okay? We don't even care about that fucking WAP anymore now people really rushed him out of the news cycle I don't know what happened I was like reading a theory about how much can you really know

but I was also like you know the conspiracy guys are like well they rushed him out of the news cycle once they realized that he we all loved him yeah they wanted that like you know cuz they're all in the pocket of big corporations they wanted him to be hated yeah as, you know, cuz they're all in the pocket of big corporations They wanted him to be hated. Yeah, as soon as he wasn't they're like no more of that. No more Luigi stuff I saw something that he could walk free if the yeah because the jury nullification because it's such a famous story the jury could be nullified and that they're they could essentially just Be like, all right, you know, we can't we can't process but he's alive

What? No Luigi is could essentially just be like all right you know we can't we can't process he's alive No Luigi is He's in prison yeah, they'll kill him. I don't think anyone even cares anymore No, it'd be very funny for him to get out and be like all right. Where's all that pussy? I was promised Everyone's like oh, no, we don't care anymore people's anger People rallying behind Luigi turned into anger for Luca Donjic. So it's just, there's always something around the corner. That's what's beautiful about living in modern America.

I wish I knew more about Vespa because that's like apparently the craziest trade of all time. It seems like you got it. It's the craziest, that's it. That's all you need to know. But I can't really discuss it. It feels like it would be a good topic.

Well, no one really knows why it happened. There's not a topic. No, I don't want to they make our These people hate like sports and they hate anybody that has a passion for for anything. They call it gay I'm sure they can't throw and stuff. So they call But like yeah, no, it's the craziest rate of all time It's it's given me a new lease on life as the Laker fan But he's still LeBron's like around so unless unless he gets injured or retires like I can't fully enjoy it But yeah, no, it should be it's very bronze almost done, right? And then we'll have sweet Luca. I'm just almost done I guess I don't know. He's fucking doing the greatest steroids on earth and he won't yeah

He's the oldest basketball player of all time, right the oldest ever play this. Yeah. What position is Luca? Small forward what is a LeBron small forward, but Luca will just play point guard. Oh, yeah. I got it Got it. The positions don't really matter anymore in sports. So anyway, this guy was very upset about Luca Doncius being traded from the Mavericks and he went on spree. My state has been the number one abortion and gay rights state in the entire country

and I've been segregated against- What does that mean? My state is the number one abortion and gay rights. He means- People can't stop having butt sex and killing babies. Because all I see every day is butt sex and baby killing. I don't blame him. He's in Maine, he's just incredibly progressive.

For my beliefs, now they're trying to arrest me simply because I do not believe in gay rights and abortion. That's why. Which is the number one issue of Maine right now. You're under arrest for not believing in abortion. and abortion It would be like a rainbow handcuffs on him he's screaming at the time It's the quarir'Eye group behind the scenes. They're behind an armored van. They're dressed up like rainbow ships. It's Quir'Eye dressed up like rainbow ships. They got the riot shield.

So it's an address, the real rainbow ships. Yeah, there we go. Oh wow. It's so crazy how many people die now, and at their funeral, people will be like, who killed them? And should just like scroll Facebook memes Just all this just killed them Just a punch just a bunch of nonsense memes memes memes killed him died by memes

Yeah, I know he killed like eight people and then got shot in his apartment because of memes and then got shot in his apartment because of memes. I'm here. I'm going to shoot out with the authorities who are protecting the rights of doctors to murder babies. And they are protecting the rights of children to be ripped out of the womb and killed. I'm here with my baby daughter. Oh, get out of there, you psycho.

Oh, no. The kid? Wait. I didn't know there was a kid involved. This could get us banned. Does it show him shooting and stuff? Hell yeah. Well I'm not on YouTube.

I want to see him pop. I assure you that I am not the aggressor here. They tried to arrest me, they tried to tase me, they're trying to make me a criminal. They are trying to get me in trouble. They are trying to take me to jail for a long time. They're tattling on me.

For getting in an argument with my wife, which was a simple argument. I've spoke with her since. I love my wife. I love my daughter. I'm so grateful for all Claudus blessed me with. I'm grateful for my farm. I'm grateful for everything. All my friends and people who love me. And I'm sorry this had to happen. Man, he's like, this like, he's literally Stan Marsh. He's like a Teggrity Farms. He's like a Marsh. Is that a Randy Marsh? Randy, Randy. Randy, my apologies, Jesus Christ.

Fucking stupid, fuck, give me this thing. I really am, but I'm backed into a corner with my political beliefs. I haven't been able to find a job in a year in my entire life discriminated class has been just struggling for existence fighting Democrats and trying to stand up for my country I want a t-shirt with everything he's just said on the front Fighting Democrats. Did you just make a custom shirt?

I'm fighting Democrats. I'm fighting Democrats every fucking day. I'm gonna stand off. My state is full of abortion and gay shit. But sex. I guess he won't be coming to cringe tonight now. Every ticket counts. His seat's open I guess. He's

a big member at Hay, right? You know? Yeah. Let me ask you, if you're a law enforcement officer, why do you support the COVID vaccines? Why do you support abortion? Why? What a hack. He had me in the first half. Still on the COVID vaccine. He thinks the cops decide about vaccines. Late to the party dipshit. COVID vaccines, Jesus Christ. Also cops have no say in that. Somebody brings up a COVID vaccine and they all shoot him in the head.

Yeah. Cops have to follow the law. One shot dude. Little Johnson Johnson right here for you motherfucker. One shot, you're done. It's like truly amazing. You know you can't die of anything anymore. What do you think?

No vaccine. No matter how you die, there will be a guy in the comments saying Vaxxed. Yeah, that's really funny though. You can hit by car if you want. Not Vaxxed. Anything. The girl from Hereditary is like, Vax?

Vax? Vax? You know, it does weaken the neck muscles. Yeah, that crazy homeless guy who pushed the lady on the tracks on the subway in New York, he just goes, Vax? Vax? Shuts her on the tracks. Bud Dwyer, Vax? You support what isn't morally right.

How are you fighting for a state system that protects illegal immigrants and- Imagine caring about politics to the point it gets you killed. I- no. This is unbelievable. Yeah, we're not there yet, Rhys, alright. I don't care. It's- anytime we speak on anything, it's like- it's so above- like it's so not digi- I have't care. It's any time we speak on anything. It's like it's so Above both like it's so not dig. I have no stick. I don't truly don't care

I'm I contradict myself on an hourly base That like it matters what tribe you're a part of this year is so embarrassing what tribe you're a part of this year is so embarrassing. Move on. Jesus Christ, get some sun and fucking take some vitamins. Go on a little walk. And go on a walk. None of this matters. You have nothing to do with any of it.

You're an absolute nobody. You have no power. Nothing you do will get anything done. The people outside the grocery stores, hey, can I talk to you? I want to go guys Guys, you're not gonna make a dent not a single thing you do in this life We'll have any there are a handful of people in the world anything can make an impact a handful a handful Yeah, and I know it sounds like so defeatist, but it's fucking true like shut up

Yeah, people let who they like like be revolved around this shit. They go, oh, he said, I saw, there was some quote he had about, I hate his body of work now. Like, I hate, I can't listen to his beautiful music now because he was gay for a second. It's like kill yourself, you're a moron. Yeah, it's also these people you wanna remind them like, hey, you know, you could just jack off.

Like, you could just, they'll all go away. Could just come. Just fucking find some bussy Latinas online. Fucking, yeah. Guys, the only thing that matters, the only thing that matters in this life is burgers and bussy. Okay, so you Want you all to

Give me that thing. Fanboy pussy. Fanboy pussy. No, but truly, just get your nut off, have the best meal you can have that night, and enjoy something that makes you feel good on TV.

Go to bed, wake up, have a coffee, you're fine. It's the end of it. You have nothing to do with anything. Nothing to do with anything. Have a Nothing to do with anything. Yeah. Have a beer dude. You're good. Truly. Chill. Stop deciding what you do based on all this shit.

Don't date women that'll call the cops on you. That's a big one. All these guys love doing that. It's her fault. It's her fault. They call her, she's, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Watch out hit me watching this video me like hmm. I think a woman's to blame This seems like a woman's fault to me. What if this started off with him? We're like so I just saw the natural Can't take it anymore Out of files, please explain this to me You're gonna look me in the eye, cat sucker! You're putting negative energy out there, motherfuckers!

Why abortion is still legal in my state? Why are the babies dying? Why? Why is this legal up till the time of conception? That's why I'm fighting. I'm fighting for the babies. I'm fighting for the unborn. And I'm fighting for the babies, I'm fighting for the unborn, and I'm fighting for righteousness and Christianity he restored in this country. Christ is Lord, God bless, and I'm sorry to you, my parents, I love you, my parents, I love you, my wife,

I love you, my daughter, I love you, all my beloved friends and business partners. And God bless you. I'm doing this to protect the kids. He goes, now, my little daughter, could you go grab my grenade? Grab my grenade. Could you get my pipe bomb from my bedroom

Because love my daughter hey, honey, you're on mall top duty, okay Sorry had to end this way she goes here's baby baby put this hat on a stick and just Wait said that guy died He died. Damn. He probably died like a bitch, too. I wish I could watch that. You know he didn't kill anybody. No, no, no. He got destroyed.

He went to shoot him and went, ah! Ah! He just like had some kick on it. Yeah, I don't think he, he didn't hit anything but his ceiling. It was like an immediate like yeah. Immediately. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The cops make a montage as the wasted thing from Grand Theft Auto on it. So Joey, what is this thing with this Pakistani lady? So this is John had more info. I haven't, I don't know. I've been purposely not watching this. with this Pakistani lady? So this is, John had more info on this. I don't know, I've been purposely not watching this, a bunch of people sent me this. I haven't seen it yet either.

I'm very excited. I got it, I got it. It sounds like a sassy black woman in the tribal areas of Pakistan. Which sounds so sick. So a sassy black, like a Muslim lady? She got catfished by a Muslim dude to going to Pakistan. And then she's like in Pakistan and now she's like running the country because I just don't think Arab men know how to

deal with sassy black women. She's running the country. It's crazy. She's like there's like press releases. She's Jackie. We're gonna clean this place up baby. We got some real problems. When a black woman gets catfished that just means she thought she's gonna have a nice dinner. Nice catfish dinner. She says, I was just like, I thought there'd be catfish here, motherfucker. David, this ain't even fried. There's a ton of sauce here, baby. Oh man, look at that elder next to her. This is great.

That's it. Yes, that's it. Yes, yes, I'm sick. You're telling me this man is not home. Oh my God, they have no idea how to do anything! Oh my god. This is real? Yeah. So she has like her suitcase and her luggage here.

So she just got, she came to this country thinking she was gonna marry like a bit, like a billionaire guy? I think she's just becoming the queen of Pakistan. Cause she's just sassing her way to the top. But yeah, she went there because she was meeting a guy. Yes. And then she got stuck there I think. Or she decided, I'm just gonna stay. I can't remember exactly which one.

This rocks. You talk too much! You play too much, Muhammad! Please come here, please come here. Listen, shh. Please, please. Be quiet, I'm not sitting down. My plan is to-

Why is there like a minor league baseball team behind them? That is a good question. That's her army. They must be the local, like like the cricket team or something. This whole country, okay? I'm asking for a hundred K or more. I need 20 K by this week. She's like holding the country hostage. It's like, or what? I want a helicopter and

Install indoor plumbing all over this motherfucking country Asking for my pocket and cash Okay, that's a demand If you give me that I'll stop being so sassy out here Y'all gonna have a much chiller time y'all are gonna have a fucking problem with me I don't think they've ever dealt with this ever It's actually the first time this has ever happened in Pakistan They have no cool women talking woman talking truly the first time ever and asking for money It's funny. She's like the xenomorph of women talking back

She's like designed to talk back Sassiest woman of all time. Yeah Michael Fassbender created her in the lab Yeah, they have no clue how to deal with this. It's so funny Government is gonna fix up these buildings fix up the streets and clean up these streets. It's ridiculous out here. I do not like it And clean up these streets. It's ridiculous out here. I do not like it I do not like it. Yeah, neither do I. Oh man, she must be fucking the shit out of some guy Some like powerful Pakistani or something. Or they're just like

She's like she is milking me. Crazy stuff. I would leave that to him right there. What if this is her punishment for losing her fantasy league? You know? They're like, you lost, you gotta go to Pakistan and ask for $100,000. You lose this year, you gotta wear a bike shirt in Pakistan. You gotta live there for three months. And you gotta ask for a hundredth K publicly.

What is the meaning of the bike shirt? I have no idea. Any idea? I would love for you guys to please understand that Pakistan is in need of new buses, new cabs, new cars. Please listen to what I'm saying. But more importantly, I'm in need of $100,000. My name is Onayja Amit. Please understand. Thank you very much. Have a nice day Okay, I'd like to say on this occasion They're like friends then

Okay, okay And then after that Listen, I hope you're saying the right things, okay? Like I said What are you saying? She's in another denture It needs to be reconstructed the right way Do you hear me guys? Make sure y'all get this on your camera What are you saying? She's in another country. We need to be reconstructed the right way.

Do you hear me guys? Make sure y'all get this on your camera. I'm married to Nidel Hamid. I'm Onayja Hamid. We are moving to Dubai very soon. We're gonna have our baby in Dubai. It's private. I'm Muslim and it's against my religion to tell y'all my business.

Have a nice day. I'm not to tell y'all my business Talking Is this this is like a character is this a new Unbelievable if this isn't any coffin then this is the greatest thing ever, but now it can't be so real lady And 2000 or more Every week you hear me A week next week Me food Being crazy all right listen I'll take

Listen, I'll take a sandwich the hockey way What's a week though Pakistani passport and Pakistani ID I'm getting it do y'all agree? Hell yeah Look at her hood ass tattoos They all just go you are black Yes mama

You are black! Yes mama! You are black! Mind your business Mind your business what? Mind your business baby Mind your business baby Get those scissors away from my clit Get those scissors away from my clit Get those scissors away from my clit

Get those scissors away from my clit Get those scissors away from my clit Get those scissors away from my clit Get those fucking, sweetie, tar, fuck. Get that shit away from my pussy, baby. You ain't cutting this shit up. I'm driving. They want shiz of hands, ass. I'm driving, this motherfucker.

It'd be very funny if all the guys just slowly started turning into a nation of Islam dudes, right? Beho tiz and shit. Yeah, this is the same. As-salamu alaikum, brother. Elijah Muhammad has sent us a beautiful queen. Talk. Talk to her.

Talk to him. Talk that shit. I'm getting one. Do you have one? I demand to be let, let me live in the summer bin Laden's compound. Y'all are goofy. Y'all are goofy. Y'all are fucking goofy.

She rocks it, I'm in love with her. I will full control over Al-Qaeda. I'm demanding $2,000 a week, access to a Summer Ben Lines hard drive, I'm moving to Dubai, we watching Ren and Simpy reruns every fucking day. I want 60 RPGs. And I want a heavy water processing plant.

And I want the Kaibat Pass closed permanently. No fly zone. Heavy artillery and two ICBMs. And I ain't paying extra for my rash and wing stop no more. This the new Bond villain? Yeah. Listen. My rash and wing stop no more Bonsers like you look gay Motherfucking gay ass bond three-piece suit ass faggot

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It's all fucking top bitch. Where y'all going? Did you guys have to skedaddle? Oh, bitch ass. No one's gonna write me here. Y'all are looking at me like an overcooked piece of steak with your white ass. I just uncorked 30 men on a public bus in Pakistan. So listen,

I've been uncorking men all over this Pakistan. I'm on a uncorking spree, baby. Uncork me. I forgot about that. That's when we ripped the penis off, right? Yeah. I have found you, uncork me. Uncork me.

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Uncork me. Uncork me. Uncork me. Uncork me. Uncork me. Uncork me. Uncork me. Uncork me. Uncork me. I Love her she's the best she's awesome. Is she dead? Anyone know her name. I want to look more into this Be ja med Queen I'm gonna slide nerdy enough black woman Pakistan

Oh my what to know here my god. What to know. Here's everything you need to know about the American woman who flew to Pakistan and was ghosted by her teen husband. A 33 year old teen. So she was going there to fuck a teenager. Yeah. That's right baby. Awesome.

That's amazing. I'm a pedophile. Nija Robinson from New York flew to Karachi, Pakistan in October of 2024 to marry her 19-year-old online boyfriend, Nadal Ahmed Memon. Once she got there though, Memon's family forbade them from tying the knot, and now she's refusing to leave the country. It's like a Nora. They go, who are you?

She goes, you don't N to know that information, bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't live here, I'm chilling. Robinson has since caused a media stir, claiming that she and Mamone actually are married. Bro, those are crazy eyes. I love her. The eyebrows are crazy. No, but does she have pupils? Are your eyes dark, dead black? She got sarcised like a dog. Oh my God.

And also making demands from the government that they give her money and invest in local housing. Pakistan needs to be reconstructed the right way. Do you hear me guys? Make sure you get this on your camera. I'm married to Nidel Hamid. I'm Onayja Hamid. We are moving to Dubai very soon. We're gonna have our baby in Dubai. She's pregnant. She's pregnant? Yeah. Or maybe they're gonna have one, but she say we'll rewind like a second looks like she has a pregnant belly Yeah, I think you know Yeah, we're gonna have our baby and do by the way It's kind of crazy Amy Schumer is doing a movie where it's out kind of pregnant pregnant

Yeah, yeah, she's preparing for that role her whole life. Well. No isn't that the joke is that she's like a fat chick That's pretending to be pregnant. Yeah, yeah preparing for that role her whole life. Well, no, isn't that the joke? Is that she's like a fat chick that's pretending to be pregnant. I think she wears a prosthetic though Oh god, it was completely unnecessary. I thought she was sorry I actually thought she was doing a self deprecating thing finally where she was like, oh, I'm doing a fat chick joke about myself I don't know. I thought it was like because on the cover the the poster she's wearing a prosthetic So I don't mind that I thought she was like because on the cover the the poster she's wearing a prosthetic So I don't remind that I thought she was finally like One of the worst one of the worst movies of all time Tony O'Brown always very funny on Twitter But he they were like someone like tweeted like a promo for kind of pregnant out now

He just quoted saying kind of don't give a shit Told me that's not him. That's not it's definitely him because he goes on podcasts and stuff, too Yeah, I know but somebody told me that he's him. That's not, it's definitely him. Cause he goes on podcasts and stuff too. Yeah I know, but somebody told me that he's definitely not running that account. I'm like, okay, I thought it seemed like it had to be. Who is then? Who would be, like, he's paying somebody?

That he has a PR team to just, like, tweet crazy shit. In fact, he's found like a hilarious wacko PR guy. Yeah, maybe he just doesn't control it, but he's like, I think he's for sure telling them. Telling them. I bet it's him. Yeah, he's like, tweet faggot of the day Time somebody's too funny, and they don't seem like they're capable of that people just go that can't be him

I bet it's him and I think it's him. Yeah, I think so yeah Be at it. I would be devastated to find out that it's not Amy Schumer movie looks Wow yeah I had it all wrong. I thought she was doing like oh, I thought it was the premise was I'm a fat chick And I'm using my I'm faking pregnancy to like do a scam or something What a bitch She stanks. Yeah. Well, she's a terrible scientist, right? I'm a scientist, but she's apparently not she's a bad time She's bad. She's an awful awful awful one. Yeah, not good at it. Not good. Yeah, not good. Not good, baby baby Awful one. Yeah, not good at it. Not good. Yeah, not good. Not good, baby baby

Who is she demanding this money? I don't know anybody wants her to say this is so what does she think she's speaking to? She's just in these videos. I don't know And I want those demands from the government right away Yeah With her newfound fame In the back in the backyard she cares she cares about she does care Yeah, does you know God bless you need to pull a pool. I walk the pools with the little basketball hoop so I can work on my games and shit.

Shane Gillis, I'm coming for you. Robinson appears to be living large in the foreign land, sipping on tea, counting wads of cash, and dining at a... Whoa, she got the money. This woman's unbelievable. She's out of McDonald's. Wait, go back for a second. Yeah, how. She got the money. This woman's unbelievable. She's at a McDonald's. Wait, go back, Krista. Yeah, how'd she get the money?

She's killing it. I mean, that's like 10. Could've been 40 bucks. Here she is living large in the foreign land, sipping on tea, counting wads of cash, and dining at McDonald's. Meanwhile, the Independent reported that a man, claiming to be Robinson's son,

gave an interview with Pakistani TV, saying his mother suffers from bipolar disorder. Amid the media storm, a local governor has reportedly intervened and provided the lovesick American with a flight back home, although it's unclear if she'll give up that easily. Have a nice day. Clear the way. I guess she went there, ran out of her bipolar pills, and then just made it. You know what?

I truly believe that bipolar disorder, if with the right direction, you can literally become like Julius Caesar. So just let it run it, you know what I mean? Let it play out. That is the best manic episode I've ever heard. It rocks. People I know who've had manic episodes

just are the worst people of all time. Terrorizing their friends and family. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. It would have been better if your friends were like, yo, I'm a pedophile and I'm going to Pakistan to fuck a kid and then I'm gonna run this whole motherfucker. It's inspiring. You conquer Pakistan usually there's like a getting into a fight at a wall files knocking over the register.

Baby, you don't need to know that motherfucking information. Well, I think we've done some great work here, I think so too yeah, I think so too Mm-hmm. This was a good one man. I love that was a good one. We got the hurt Evelyn needed to look Oh, that's what we got to end on we need to do an update Let's see if Evelyn is still burning 10 bucks she's burning Let's see if Evelyn is still burning. Ten bucks she's burning. Ten bucks she's still being burned. Will you bet my entire life that she's burning?

We need to stop burning Evelyn. All them motherfuckers. I want a hundred K and I demand you stop burning Evelyn. Who was in the backyard and stop lighting Evelyn on fire. So Evelyn recently posted this attack on my family as a disregard and consent for human rights This is hum- inhumane barbaric bodily harm being done to my family It is

They're hurting me causing me the tremors and bubbles in my chest. Oh, she's got bubbles in her chest now Oh Let's go Evelyn. You sweet baby I just got in tax for my son. He's in his 30s right they damaged him so bad Son is like Oscar the Grouch. He's the guy living in a dumpster He ate me! He ate mom! They're burning me! He just has no skin, he's on the couch. I have to peel him off the couch every day. Just to be herself, just some burn victim wandering around Canada. Just like an actual guy with no lips and no nose. Looks like a red skull.

His eyelids are burned out, he can't close his eyes. Evelyn! Her eye, like the skin, like she looks like a post-fight Nate Diaz. You know what I mean? I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don burned out. He can't close his eyes Like the skin like she looks like a post fight Nate Diaz That's I think it's truly just from crying your eyes out 24, and they're just so swollen poor lady They're burning So they're burning me so they're burning him too why are they burning the whole thing we've run out of places to burn Evelyn we have to burn her son because I thought it was an important separate thought it was an apartment thought it was an apartment imagine that there's something you picks up the phone he's like listen, I'm gonna tell them they're burning me too. He's like, him and his friends are burning me too.

Him and his friends are burning the shit out of me. He's fucking with her. He's like, hey, I'm with my cousin, we're all getting burned over here. They're all getting hammered laughing. They're like, oh, you're kidding me, you're just fucking me too. Bye.

Then he's like, either tell Jimmy's new wife that Jimmy's new wife is burning. Then she'll think it's not even, it's like, it's not even DNA, like it's like, tell Jimmy's new wife that Jimmy's new wife is burning. She'll think it's not even, it's like, it's not even DNA. Like it's spreading. Like you marry into the family, you burn. Your mouth, you're burning the fucking dog as well. I don't, I, it's so funny cause I think she's doing this 24 seven.

Like I don't think she turns it on for the camera. This was three hours ago. I know, but I'm like, I know that. I'm saying like, in the sense of like, She posts, I'm not kidding, she posts. Tell her, DM her. 15 times a day. Do you have, are you logged in?

Can you remember I say, they're burning me too. Can you just DM her the fire emoji? Or no, no, DM her and say like, I'm sorry, they're burning you. They're burning me too. Can we talk? I have a podcast that we want you to come. They're burning me too, burning me. Can we talk? I have a podcast that we want you to come they're burning me, too. First of all

We could get you some you know some eyes on your on your no you ointment And then we'll get some eyes on your cause because you're getting burnt God go on Burning me, too. I run a very successful podcast everybody Mrs. Cruel no, she wants this she needs this despite despite the burns Which which put in parentheses which happen daily? Oh? Constantly you know spare the burns. Yeah, which happened. No, you know put it in captions or like, you know quotes

We would love to hear From you and Get yours or and get more, get more involved in the burning. Your side of the burning. And so to spread awareness about the burns. To spread awareness about being burned. About being burned.

They have been hurting my family and chemically my friends. Yeah, that's good. hurting my family and Chemicaling my And then say I also have chest bubbles and tremors I also a third legs This smaller pussy I'm so big it became a third leg I also Recently developed a I swallowed pussy up so big it became a third leg. I also recently developed chest bubbles. A lot of this setup, by the way, we talked about on John Week or Patreon, so this might not make sense to some.

And a third leg. Would love to discuss. Wait, should you, maybe be a little funny about it, be like, they turned my penis into a third leg, in quotes, which I'm not too upset about She doesn't know jokes and then just say not joking at all life is hell say not joking at all Not joking at all. We need to talk. We need to talk. I love you. I look no I

Love you Say it back. I love you Say it back Now wait don't do that don't do that Aggressive she's like don't be an age leave it. We need we need to talk ASAP in terms Regarding the burns Regarding the burns Water has helped send her a picture of my arm with the

Some success water Regarding the burns water has helped I put water On the burns put water on the burn cold water Cold is better cold water works better than hot Okay, send it God God bless you I could have time to read through all the burn There we go Love Oh my god. Love you Evelyn.

Beautiful baby. And then let's get back to her videos. This is four hours ago. This is four hours. Does she go to bed? No, she's burning. No, how do you sleep being burned? You can fall asleep being burned?

Yeah, I'm being insensitive. She's just being a slur. She's now in the fire on repeat. She's fucking burned alive every day and you have the nerve to ask about her regimen of sleep. I mean, unbelievable. You're an asshole, Connor. I'm sorry. Shut up.

You're a scumbag, Connor. I just worry about her. I hope she's getting sleep. She's getting sleep in hell every day. She's being burned alive. The woman right? They don't let me sleep at all. There we go. Perfect timing. She can't sleep. She's being burned.

They don't let me sleep. Who's they? You know who they are. We know who they are. Fucking they don't. So when I can't get a moment, I to lay down to sleep I'm a fucking strong broad I assure you I'm a strong fucking broad these bastards are fucking powerful honestly dude, I

fighting Evelyn would be scary dude what if the camera turned off and she's living a completely normal life and this is all a performance art she has a huge mansion this is all performance art she's like I've actually never been burned. It's a character. Ah! She cuts the camera off, lights the cigarette,

she goes, another masterpiece. Turning these out like butter. Ah! Oh. It's so cool. And I lay there, they're slapping my fucking back. What's happening with that? I send a picture, look at my dad. That's cruel of me, to mock her. Ooh. Stop it by fucking

Look at my dad's cruel made his mother The chemicals from unit TC 412 are burning me they're burning me this is from This is last last last night. She'll calm her here because what they do to my yeah, she did her No, yeah, she got done she did herself up up for this video. She got all dolled up for this one. She got all dolled up for this one. Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha

Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha That's so funny. No! Sweet Alice! That's so funny. No. She's like, oh, what is going on with you? Drive it. The way that they swell it so huge that I have to crawl, I can't close my legs.

That thing like I'm sitting with my legs. Her pussy's too big now. She has to crawl because she can't, because her pussy won't, the pussy's like won't even let her walk. Yeah, pussy's so big you gotta crawl. My pussy's so big you would think I'm sitting on a horse the way my legs are bowed out.

Oh my face hurts. Oh my god. Her pussy is too big. They are zapping her pussy. Hit her with the growth ray. Connor, they are zapping her pussy. Also, yeah, to non-patreon guys, we did a whole patron about how they, she made this big, long, a bunch of posts about how they grew her pussy. They swole it up with chemicals and now she said they can't grow it. Non-patreon guys we did a whole patreon about how they she made this big long a bunch of posts about how they grew her pussy They swole it up with chemicals No! She looks like Butterbean. Striker you will pay! We'll finish this video. Experiments are on me when they be a soldier for them.

This will be our last update on Evelyn, okay. No. But why does it open? To not today. Okay. Evelyn comes out of the water like Wolverine but she's got a big fat pussy. Commendate the swelling that they do it But what's my blow to say you think this is a country of Canada, okay, but beautiful country that I love so dearly

Did you really hurt the soul of a friend's through my face? Sure, sorry the soul of the rest of them as they She's got the moomoo on dude. No lovers. Love you Evelyn was that her we'll talk to you soon No, she hasn't seen shreds another word. No, I don't think she knows I feel like shit This is the one thing she does can you actually go back and comment like did I hear big pussy like fat pussy with the eye? Like that I understand that was why I can only send one message. I was an in yeah, I follow her She doesn't follow me back. I'm so sorry. I'll follow you back one day, dude. I think I follow her too.

I love that one. Big ass pussy. They're banging me! Pussy so fat you gotta crawl. Pussy so fat you gotta crawl. It's like a Nicki Minaj lyric. Yeah, like Roman's rubabish. Like she's bragging about it. Pussy so fat I gotta crawl. It's like a Nicki Minaj lyric. Yeah. Yeah, like Roman's Rue Vanity. Like she's bragging about it.

Yeah. Pussy so fat I gotta crawl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha back Got some burnt ass pussy Well, we love you all fuck you guys we'll see you tonight at the show well, yeah You know the guys over there you look here this we'll see you see you coming after happy super It was good seeing you tonight. Good seeing you tonight. It was a fun time. We had bless you all Bye truly. Love you guys. Thank you so much. Good night