Have A Word with Adam Rowe & Dan Nightingale - #350 with Will Hutchby - Have A Word w/Adam, Dan & Carl

Episode Date: October 12, 2025

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Welcome to this Haverwood podcast episode. Ooh, new ting at the top. No ting. Because you and I, Carl, are very excited about the second Have a Word arena show, the extravaganza coming on Saturday, the 20th of December, the Year of Our Lord, 2025. We actually sat down in a day and rattled out the show, and we said, bigger and better. We didn't mean this bigger than this better, but we've done it. I'm excited.

I'm excited for everyone to see it. What we've booked is a job. joke and we can't wait to show you day. It's actually can't believe we've done it, but we've done it. Tickets at have a wordpod.com. So go and get your tickets. If you've been um and R in, now is the time to do it. But what are you thinking, Dan? I want to get a ticket, yeah. Just before Christmas, isn't it?

It's very Christmas. I don't know what to wear to such an event. Hello. What could they wear, Dan? Oh, that is beautiful. Have a way. Christmas jumpers. Now these aren't like a jumper with a print on. These are a knit. proper jumper. Do you want to read it then? Yeah, it's beautiful. It says Wallace

beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Wallace beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Do you know what? Navy blue doesn't suit me so well. I'm more of a Redsman. Oh, shit. Look at this. And who's that?

I don't know, but it looks like Paul Lynch. It looks like Paul. It looks like Paul. We've got some amazing options. Everyone in the Christmas jumpers. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be the last good thing you do before Christmas. It's going to be the best thing.

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This is the one and only have a word Brought to you by Monscape, the very best products on the market For Below the Waste Grumour Go, Ed, get on me And we are live Would you like to know why I was a little bit late this morning? because you're not very good timekeeper no

that's part of it then you have to give your lovely lady a coat I take me yeah my bed didn't take her coat to wear you know what they're like when you go for a high rock session well this is the so

I don't even see this is bad in it mention your girlfriend and then show your knuckles have you knocked someone else I had a fist fight this morning what I had a fist fight

that's what you get for forgetting your coat you're going to fight a fist fight with a man with obesity I've started doing high intensity training oh

that's done my head in that's so nice you just made me instantly miss paddle I've been planning that this whole morning fist fight with obesity did it win

I hope it won do you bump into it yeah so you do a bit on the treadmill weight and then you hit the bag for three minutes. Groundbreaking.

Yeah. It's called hit, isn't it? H-I-I-T, high-intensity interval training. H-I-T. It's awful. Adam's got what you wanted that. Adam's got H-I-T.

It's class. And then I'm playing... It will make you thinner. All of the H-I's will make you thinner, eventually. I, uh, I'm playing paddle tonight at half nine. Until 11 p.m. That's late. That's a late paddle.

Fucking hell. 11 p.m. The Wixing-out are you playing paddle? Yeah. last order at paddle 11 that's men's cool it's open until 2 a.m. What?

To get the post work crowd in the paddle tender. What work? What work? Yeah, the sex worker. Sex working paddle players. I can't say cross-chute no more, can you? You've got to say sex working.

Sex working. The paddle, who is? You can't say that. Can't say that. Can't say that. 2am, yeah? Yeah, I'm not playing then. That sounds like such a lie

if someone comes, say a paddle. Been playing paddle midnight till 2. Midnight paddle. Yeah, if I was playing paddle at midnight until 2 a.m. I would lie to my missus about where I was so that she didn't think I was lying about where I was. Yeah. I need a run through on that again.

I get her. You'd say you were fucking someone. Do you think? No, I wouldn't think you were fucking someone. I'd make a better lot. I'd say, oh, I was just in the pub having some beers with friends. Yeah, that's why I came back sweaty and short. How do you drink again, Adam?

God, I love the pints, I know. I think I'm going to run up Kilimanjaro, brother. I think that's ill-advised. I just feel fifth at the minute. I was next to some... I was next to some geriatric woman today. They made air look fucking fat.

That is the best way to make yourself feel better about anything, isn't it? Look at me. I'm walking dead well. This idiot. I thought your knees went at five aside. That was a couple of weeks ago, yeah? I was just an injury, though. Right, okay.

Now he's been diagnosed with full-blown H-I-T, so... The knees are not a worry. H-I-I-T. If he knees go, Futty, running up Kilimanjaro may be an issue. Why? I think there's more... No, Futty's a lot more explosive and dynamic, isn't it?

Than running up a hill? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Eatsy-seven people die every year at Fiveerside. I'm not man-marking them on Kilimanjaro. Were you man-marking there? Yeah, for a bit. Oh, yeah, you did actually, Nick focus on him a little bit at the start.

How long... Is anyone concentrated in the meeting? How long is the walking every day or running, obviously, for Adam? Between six and 14 hours. Six and 14. The last day is good, because we don't sleep. Then we do 14 hours. Then we pretend to sleep and then we do another 65 hours

and then get an helicopter backwards. I think cards on out a little bit, but yeah, that's the gist. I'm there near that, I know. But yeah, my change, man. I'm getting up early, boys. Getting warehouse in. That's got to be over 10 now. Oh, God.

Oh, I can't hear me. I can't. Oh, God. I tell you what? That's me now. Everything's changed. Crack and dawn. 8.10.

New woman. Read a book. Write a book. What? Still late. What's you mean? You were late? I wasn't late.

Yes, you were. We meant to be in at 11. I was here by quarter past. Do you weren't? Yes, I was. Late. I was late? in a quarter?

That's not lazy. It's not late when you've had heart disease in the headlock. Is it on time? Yeah? Pretty much.

No. It's late. No, it would be late if, like, if you were all sat in here waiting for me to start the pod but you weren't,

you were up there finger in your ass talking about come on. For the audio listeners, everyone leaned in Cornettos. We have an hour chat about cornetos.

My favorite is the mint one. Strong is smaller than they used to be, by the way. Much smaller. Do you know how I resent giving my children Cornettos? Why? Why? Do you want them?

I just feel like... Because they cost loads on money. Just... I just feel like you're already having a good childhood. Fuck off eating, like, parent pudding. What do you mean parent pudding? I think Cornettos is lavish, mate. They are...

Lavish. No, cornettos are growing food. Have a fab! And be grateful for what you've got. Vianette, I get it. Be giving kids a vionette every day. If you've given your kid, a full Vionnetter every day, you know?

One day, they'll be a full Vonnetteter every day. one day they'll be doing hit. No, I just think cornettoes are not for five-year-olds. I haven't got a five-year-old, but when he gets there, he's not having cornetto. I'm going to put this rule in place. Is he added them now? I don't think I've had a cornetto as an adult and I had loads as a kid.

What are you talking of? Yeah. I said, they'd be in the freezer that long. They'd just be full of ice on top. You'd have to, like, lick it off. It's awful. Yeah. Why can't nans work at the freezers.

No, I think other people's showers never wear. Yeah, not you mean. Every time you're staying someone's house, they're like, oh, you'd have to do it, Anstand while you're doing this one until you're ballocks or the water won't come out. Or they've got those piss-week streams of water and one just goes off off to the side.

Oh, and mine is the hot side is cold and the cold side is off. No one's got normal showers. A bam-bam. I'd invest in one of them showers that, like, there's like rainfall, side thing, up your ass. Get one then, you've got a lovely else, right, and you just had it. Is that a thing?

That's for all people. You get all angle showers? Yeah. I've not seen them. They've not seen them. I just know they exist. They've got one in the Titanic Hotel spa. Yeah.

And it's, it's an experience. The bottom one goes right onto your gooch. Oh, gooch shower. That's the experience. I'd be able to afford one. How was that last time you scrubbed your goch? What? I gave man a good scrub on the other day.

Oh, that's a daily. By the way, someone went hard on me in the comments. Like, really angry that I didn't wash my arms. You're fucking walking around, stinking a shit. Jesus Christ, two showers a day. I'm up to like four baths a week. He's like, you fucking stink. Your arm's stinker shite down.

Just chill out, mate. Does anyone's arms ever stinker shite? It's a self-cleaning. You put shit on it. Depends on you pee on them, yeah. Yeah, have you... No, yeah. You know, I've stopped doing that.

But, yeah, the gooch, the gooch gets a lot of attention. It has to. It has to. No, I wash it every day, but I gave it like it's, it got a spring clean. Can we just quickly price up? Can you just put big bastard shower in Google or just, you know? Experian shower for whole. An experience shower.

It's an experience shower. Hit me up, Finn. What are we looking at? Experience shower is about, oh, this one's three. grand. I think you can get them for cheaper. A three grand. I think you can get them for cheaper, but that's...

How about this then? Wait. Right now, you can do it on pod. Email, Jess. I know, we can't do this. Probably too revealing. Just email the frog and book here. Book a few Dan Nighting Girl and Friends in.

Get yourself in. Get yourself in shower. And you've got to do a few nights where. All right, I will. I'll do a little tour of Dan Nighting Girl and Friends. August to November next year. Yeah. It's already happening.

Next year. Get one now. I thought you were swerving it. No, I've decided not to swerve it. I had a bit of a mental Monday. Yeah, you did. I think I was a bit overtired. Were you here?

I don't think you were here for this. This was a bit mad. Dan turned Monday morning and told us he was quitting stand up for two years. Yeah. What? Let's just take it away from Adam's hyperbole. I, it's not far off. I was like, I think I'm going to have 20, 26 off.

I feel a bit tired. And I can't not do this Because it's this It's your job This is my job Yeah But my other job's Doing my titsin

And I think it's just Because I've had a long weekend Yeah You've said this before though What I know that was Sean COVID You got a bit tired of it Oh I didn't get tired in COVID

I missed it And the fucking I think a tired of stand-up Joe and he wasn't allowed to do it Before the podcast Before that was more of a I was getting a bit pissed off With audiences

But now I get to play to people Who like me And I've just put a few so many gigs in. I had a long weekend. Some of the crowds were fine. You know who you are. Some were great.

And I just felt a bit like, oh, I might just take a whole year off because I can't take a year off from this because you'd go, well, why don't you? Fuck off then. Yeah? So a month was already... Adam McCaugh's fun out and start.

Inner fucking sixpence, mate, it's easy. In a sixpence. In a sixpence. In a sixpence. New studio, small. So I can't do that. And I just had a little bit of a whinge to myself. What I can do, though,

is not jammed next year full of gigs. I've got loads in. There's, that looks good. I'm just not going to do anything else. So I've basically going to have a more chilled out 2026. I've booked in six nights a week for seven months. Yeah, that would make me sad.

Have you? No. Oh, wow. So that's what I'm going to do. And I will use part of that to buy a bastard shower that does gooch, straight in the coach. Yeah, yeah.

Side. Get a roll top bath for Laura. What? Not nice No, fuck her Oh shit No, she's not having a roll top bath I have normal bath

I'm already losing space To this bastard of a shower Yeah Well, you've got a toilet I'll go a shower I have got a toilet Yeah Lavish

But you've changed your mind On stand up then You're gonna carry on doing it Yeah, I'm just not gonna overdo it next year I'm gonna have a year Where I hang out with you guys Be better at this Invest more time in my family

And just not do gigs in Southport No offense that was the Southport one No, the Southport one was fine We nearly blew away But that's not Southport's fault That was extraordinary I was that one in the tent

I've never been in an indoor venue That was so close to being an outdoor venue No, it was part of the Southport Comedy Festival And to be fair to Brendan Val It was a rough one for them Because you know as a promoter of a comedy gig You're like, so many things have got to go right In terms of the tech, the audience, the stand-up

Very rarely do you think This venue might blow away And I could, like everyone felt A bit of a risk in October in the UK. Yeah, well, they've been running it for years and absolutely they've got away with it. I'd suggest they might be moving that earlier in the year next year. It was blustery, to say the least.

So no, I'm not taking a massive break from stand-up. I'm just going to be a bit smarter about what gigs I take and do the ones I really want to do, take out some of the shit drives, do some Dan Nightingale and Friends next year, go all around, enjoy it. But people on with me at Dan Nightingale and Friends that I love hanging out with and just enjoy. enjoy my stand-up again.

And part of it is, do more of the homework to write the new stuff. So instead of doing three gigs on a weekend, do a really good gig on the Friday or Saturday, and then go down to Danny Mac's new material night on the Tuesday, do the work that means I'm turning up on the weekend with fresh stuff to say. That is part of the problem. So I'm fine. I'm going to gig. I'm going to gig better and smarter and do this better because I won't be tired.

I think you've been on good form. All right, great. I'm going to be on better form. You're a new man. And you're going to be fucking shredded by then. Yeah, I'm low on calories. I think that actually might have affected Monday as well because it's the first week

where I've tried to reduce my calorie intake for years. Why are you doing that? Because I'm trying to cut some fat. I'm jacked. Why? Well, because you can't just bulk forever. Yeah, but you don't look fat. You look the slimmest you've ever looked on the pod.

Well, now I'm going to get a bit slimmer as well. Are you going to go back to that AIDS, Dan? Don't go back to AIDS, Dan. I'm going to go testosterone. drone AIDS, Dan. No, this is not an unusual thing. No, but please don't go back to, like, ill.

No, I'm just trying to, losing it, and going cardio. No, I'm still lifting. I'm just reducing the calories. I won't be able to put any muscle on, but I'll hopefully maintain the muscle and lose some fat. Right. I've not been doing any cardio. So, that's what, that's the plan. I'm not being shagging.

In shogging. It's back, you know. Oh, mate, I fucking. I love a bit of conolingus. You're absolutely spot-off. I've been in a lot of the step machine, me. I'm trying to get a bigger bunda. What's that for?

What? Why do you want a bigger ass? Aesthetics. What, like Carl or not quite? I think Carl, it's one of those ones where you can't compare yourself. I kind of want to be sort of about two-thirds of the way from mine to Carl's. I've got no ass.

I've got Michael Wozowski bum. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's got a Jennifer Lopez. A cowboy trousers require a bit of ass, don't they? Cowboy trousers? You know what I mean. Jeans.

Jeans. That's what I meant. She me who leave my cowboy trousers. Lord, you see my cowboy trousers? Would you fucking leather chaps without anything else? So autistic. Have you ever had cowboy sex? What do you mean, cowboy sex?

You know, like, the dressing up and the... You know all that? As soon. Have you dressed up? Because you... I would dress up. You've got all the cowboy stuff, and Laura's been telling me

because she's read Akatar, which is like fantasy... smut, the romanty that she's into. She read another one that she liked. That was like sexually aggressive wolves. Don of glass. So there's wolves, fairies that fuck. She's into that, like fantasy romance.

Finger in. Class. Good girl. I'm into all that. Domination. Wolves, yeah. Yeah, wolves. And now she's like, ah, finish those series.

So my DMs have got a new layer of weird to add to cold plum, pressure wash, testosterone, snakes. I have a new book. I haven't a cold plunge for a while. Now, ladies are sending me recommendations for Loss to get a fucking revved up and I'm all about it. Apparently, there's a whole range of cowboy fuckbooks. Yeah, it's a massive thing.

It's all like, oh, you want to see me mount this horse. In a saloon. In a saloon. Have you got any... Not a car, I mean like a... Yeah, yeah. Like proper, like, proper authentic cowboys are a proper turn-on for a lot of women, aren't they?

because they're seeing as like rugged fieldwork and honks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I was thinking. Look at that hunky field worker. What's the thing on the back of the shoes called again? Spares. Have you got any of them? No.

Only got one. What? You've only got one. Spare? You've got no spares. Oh. Oh, nice. Good, good that.

Have you ever fucked in your cowboy boots? Corby! I've never had the cowboy boots on whilst fucking... Someone else has had your cowboy boots on. No. It's too big. Although that, I'd be fine with it. Does it sexy?

Their own? But, like, I've asked, I've asked, uh, I've asked her to keep boots on, yeah? Fucking in boots is class. Right? Why don't you both do boots? You get thrown out. I honestly think the sexiest thing in the world. We must have said this is like knee-eye boots,

whether they're cowgirl boots or just general black boots and like a button-up white shirt. and not an else is yeah mate I have no problem with that that's that's that's top five that

your shirt now is another man's not another man's like there's another option there isn't it could just be a shirt air shirt it could be my shirt definitely not another man's

another woman's I'd be fine with I don't know why um look at these that I just bought for Loz on love funny absolute thunder bastards. Do you know that picture looks like something from the Adam's family?

It looks like those legs are like independent. You have it's promo. It's promo, Dan. Those boots are like points. I'll show you later. You can put it in. What's it called? What they're called?

They're like high ones with a belt and they're, oh, they're proper. They're like attached to you. Are they pussiless? Yeah. Pussy luts. Pussy luts. Pussy luts.

I'm so into it. Yeah, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. It's class. Like your white shirt almost. Like doing that thing of like, oh my God, what am I like? Yeah. I can only find your white shirt and some BDSM leggings.

Great. Yeah. Unbelievable. But she's never gone, listen, Adam, you big fucking field worker. Hulk. I never want to see you fuck, but I would love to see some imagery of you as a cowboy banging. I would do it. I would do it.

There's not many things a woman could ask me to fuck her. life or with that I'd be like, nah. I'd give anything a go. So you got, how'd your end to the house then? Kick the door down. No, the doors just swing like that.

Carl, I just want to rewind you there a little bit. I know we're going for authenticity, but a lot of times when you're doing roleplay and fantasy, someone just leaves the bedroom and comes in. You don't have to leave the house. No, come on, you've been working in the field all day. There's a cowboy being doorbell. Yeah.

So hang on, in my head, he's got a cowboy hat on. Like, leather chaps. Why leather chaps? Because that's what cowboys wear, bro. No, no, it isn't. That's what they wear in the saddle. Arseless chaps. Yeah.

But you've got to walk around the foot for a new ass. That's why you're getting a new ass. Everyone like, Adam Rose just walking around with his ass out in heighten. Probably doing role play. She loves authenticity. Come back in three hours. Authenticity would be like a pair of sort of mid-wash blue jeans. Yeah.

He's literally just going to describe an outfit from his country day. Cowboy boots, a belt with like a fucking handsome old buckle on it. Right. A flannel shirt. Yeah, we know what. And a car heart. Right. Yeah, we know that, but you've got to do a sexy version of that.

You can't, no, you haven't. No. You just unzip your fly. Do you come in with dirty hands? What? Do you come in with dirty hands? He rents a horse. Like, I've been in the fields all day.

Sorry, just come wash that. I love to fucking. I'm sorry. Yeah, he can do the medical. Hello. I'm a cowboy. I'm a... What you do?

Do you like, boot the door and go, hey, I'm sweary. See, I've been working all day in the fields. You're a sex that can stand off. You can pull up in his rangeover going, I've been to press bros. A lot of cowboys do have things like rangeovers if they own the ranch,

which in my head, I do. Yeah. You're really taken away from the fieldwork, I think. Yeah, I'm a cowboy, but actually, my dad owns the ranch, so I've been working in the office a lot. I pulled my back. I've been doing a lot of,

physiotherapy so I've just coming from a long day doing ranch based admin and now we're going to fuck yeah but I'll do it like whatever she's into like what I need sexually to please a woman speak to me is instructions

like let's sit down a week or so before the planned event oh wow you're writing day and you take me yeah you take me through like the details of what you're after And if one of those details is spontaneity, then you know what can't...

That's what they got to do is why he's... If you haven't... A week before! Sponsonauty. So I work on that. Get it sorted. We just need to get you horny to plant specials then, like a week before and. Yeah?

Like, for like... Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't even need to be horny to please a woman. Helps, though. Yeah, absolutely. But I can crack on, you know, I can muck in. Like a cow.

After a long day at the ranch office There's nothing I can think That a woman could be like I'm into this And I'd be like a flat note Apart from bumming me So poo What?

Pooh I think that's me lying as well Yeah I also think she Like any woman who's like I want you to poo on me I'd be like I think you should watch me do one in the toilet first

And see if you still find to see that Like studying tape Because honestly This morning I tried to poo and couldn't. Whoa. I know, yeah. It just would,

like I sat on the toilet for like 20 minutes just didn't happen and then I come here and I was in debt to the poo man and the bailiffs would come knocking and the amounts of shite that left my asshole

in this toilet before. Nice. I was in debt to the poo man. Wow. Incredible. Not just poo and what was the first one? Bumming. I don't want to be bummed.

I don't think. But I don't like the idea of it. Everton kit, can't. Is she in the Everton kit? No, you are. Oh, I could fuck her in the Everton kit. Why would I have to wear an Everton kit? No, you couldn't.

You couldn't. If she was in Everton kit? If she was wearing a Pickford goalkeeping, full everything, and the gloves. Is she fully cosplaying as Jordan Pickford? That's not on. Honestly, I think he's one of England's greatest goalkeepers. She's Gabour, Kna, I've got the trackies on.

Oh, yes. I think I could. Oh, no, great trackies are sexier. Yeah. A week before, like, I want you to be gab or kid, I Google them. Yeah. I don't think I'd want to wear a Man United top or an Everton top. I think, like, beyond that, I'd be like,

what, you want me to put a fucking Yoval kit on? Is that fine? Kinky bitch. Shut out, you're over! But, like, hey, wearing an Everton top or a Man United top, I could fucking do that, that fit. And if I get to dominate. He's having the season outside of the bloody league, isn't it?

Need a safe word for that. He's having this season. He's choked her out. Yeah, okay What about Kim Jong-un In an Everton kit Yeah, what about if she was like, I really want you to be North Korean

Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un I reckon I've got the head for them That's good though Because even if you do a shit job She has to tell everyone that you did a great job Yeah, what are you doing? Oh, the Supreme Leader made me come 20 times What are you doing this?

What's the role there though? You just wear as much, he's got a rig out, Annie. where's the same rig out every time. He shags as well, then he? He says he shags. He's got a harum, doesn't he? He's got a harum of 2,000 ladies. I reckon he shags.

Do we just got 2,000 women? Who? Kim Young one. She got 2,000 women who... Or is that propaganda? He might just be a lovely family man. He's a propaganda. He probably hasn't got any more than 1,500.

That's all lies, isn't it? North Korea are about to open up to international tourism, aren't you? Yeah. Cool. Get a water bargain, then. They have. They have.

What? They have got a lot. Oh, fuck, Tenerife. They've done like a full, like, they've done a Bodrum. And there's a water park. Yeah, but is it just for him? And he's 50,00, well,

he's trying to revolutionise the tourism game of Nathria. Can you just give that a little check there? Yeah, it's a thing for the BBC. Oh, my God. North Korea's Benadorm-style resort welcomes first Russian tourists. Oh.

There's Russians everywhere. That's going to be full of them, is it? Everywhere it's full of them? No, it's not. Turkey is. But it's not. Everywhere. Most nice places you go to

have got a lot of Russians. No. Because they've got loads of money. What's wrong with Russians? You don't like Putin. Russians are all right, aren't he? No. They're big grumpy, miserable fucking lumps.

All of them? No, no. Of course we're generalising. Let's have a word. Yeah, Roman Pavlichen. Andrei Arschenko. I did like it.

I did like Arshaven. I really resented that four goal at Amfield, but. He was so good. I didn't watch that game. I recorded it. It wasn't made a fantasy league. So I...

He was unplayable at Euro 2008. Yeah, so what if he was there? They were all jabbed off at eyeballs there, weren't he? That was him, Russia. That's great. That's an advert for getting jabbed up. That's where they got banned, isn't it? So at the minute, it looks like it's just Russian tourism,

but they're going to open it slowly to the rest of the world and they're advising families to go. Or podcasts from Liverpool, because... Listen, we had a nice time in Turkey, didn't we? I'm not allowed. Let's up the stakes. said like I said I can do any and I tried to go

I tried to book it in for Maddad and she said the one thing she won't let me do is because she says I'll end up getting killed I don't think you're overplaying She won't let you go to North Korea Does that not raise any suspicions in you That means she's got like a North Korean like lover She's a communist sleeper self

Is he there? Yeah How are they meeting each other? Bloons That's what they do They send stuff over with balloons don't they Like DVDs of like the nutty professor On like big balloons over the board

The guy who does like really good balloon animals and he spells out words and they float. So I'm not allowed to North Korea in case there's balloons of the nutty professor going over there because my beard's got a North Korean fella. That would, I was a suspicion of me. She was like, you can go anywhere but North Korea,

but like, what do you know, but what's in North Korea? A really bad dictatorship where they kill Westerners? I just don't believe that. I think that's all propaganda. I think he's probably dead sound. What? It's a fact.

How is it a fact? Because there's evidence of it? Where? I mean, they did turn him into like a cabbage. He turned Otto Warmbier into a cabbage. Otto warm beer. How do you know? How do you know?

Because he robbed a poster and then they kicked the shit out of him and then when he came back to America he was a big son. Oh, I do. He died. Says who though? Says everybody.

Says America. Are we doing a podcast with Donald Trump? What the fuck? Absolute rejection of any fact. Says the news. Says America, we've got an interest in smearing North Korea. Wow, I did not expect.

Now I'm thinking that you've got something in North Korea. He's doing this role play well. There's a sentence You haven't seen There's a sentence in this article That I think is crying out To be made into a film Which is in 2017

A year before construction began Kim sent a delegation On a fact-finding mission to Spain Where the team toured the resort of Benadorm Now if that's not a comedy North Korea She's gonna let you go there No because I'm an idiot

My man stole a post And I'm not melted Carl you're not that much of an idiot No, I know I'm not... You're not like the super wacky, dangerous one on a lad's holiday. I've just been on one with you. You're pretty sensible. I think you'll get out of North Korea, fine.

I'd love to. I'd love to go to North Korea. Can we go? Well, she means you're not allowed to, like, sneak in and film it. And play boners. Yeah. I'm not, like, jumping off balcony. I'm not going to North Korea if we're not playing bonus, mate.

See? And now I want to do it? That's the final level of, like, bonus, in it? Literally, though. Dennis Rodman's being loads as well. Yeah, because he's mates with Kim Jong. Yeah, but if he can be very much. made to them, why can't we?

You've got to be good at basketball? No, you haven't. I'll do some keep you ups. How do you infiltrate the inner circle? Because of Kim Jong-un. You can't really. How did Dennis Robman do it? Play for the Bulls.

Oh, right. Why don't we do some, get Jack to take some pictures of us all in Bulls kits? And we'll just do some targets of Facebook ads in North Korea and convince them that we're the new Chicago Bulls. And that's an option with Facebook. Where do you want to target this? North Korea, exclusively.

Inner Circle, ideally. you probably can Kim Jong-un uses Facebook I'd love to go there and I'd love to go to after you're not allowed to go to yeah but what they're going to do is just do a little fucking

section of like hey you come to North Korea and you're like can we go on a drive like absolutely not you can't go you'll just be in a you're going to be guided yeah you'd be in a resort

that is essentially like like walled off yeah you can't break away from the group otherwise you're getting a lot of trouble and they just show you the things that they think you want to see try to Langell and there.

Why's that? Had that song Breakaway. Oh, I thought Kelly Clarkson had been to North Korea there. Loves a water slide, Kelly Clarkson. Do you know, Avril Levine wrote Breakaway?

Did she? Do we have to tell Aval Ravine then? Can we screech this or something? Please. Please, Dan. I love that. I fucking loved Avril Levy. There's a conspiracy.

She's dead. That she's dead. Yeah, she got Paul McCartney, didn't she? Because she's so young-looking. You know the way Paul McCartney died and they replaced them with that fella from Scotland? Billy Shears.

Billy Shears. Well, Avril Levine died and they replaced her with some fucking girl from somewhere. Who looks exactly like her? Well, that's a pre-reche, was it? And sings like her and talks like her. No, well, like they trade, you can train someone's voice, can't you?

I think she'd come third in an Avrilavereleavean lookalike competition the year before. But they didn't want to give it first or second because that's two on the nose. That's what they'll be expected. So how did Avril Levine die? Any...

Car crash, I think. Car crash. Have a look into it with him. Have a look into that. Paul McCartney died by Carcran. Yeah, and he's not no shoes on. Have a Levine. Never has shoes on. Suicide.

In 2003. By Car Crash. Suicide by Carcrasch. Replaced by a body double named Melissa Vandella. There you go. Yeah, put them letters together. She's doing a great job.

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But then our own Will Huchby has got something very special going on for us, private screening. And I think that's more important than taking my family way to make memories. Oh, I thought you meant Robert. When you said we, I thought you meant Robert. No, when I say we, always assume my wife and my kids.

Oh, sorry. Have you got anything booked in with Robert? No. You would lie. Have I? That face had, like... No, I haven't, no. No, no. We'll do something again.

I think I've decided that that might be the end. Where you go? Yeah, had that been loads of fun. I just know, I know that since we started taking the piss, and if you don't know, by the way, Dan regularly goes on holidays with his uncle, who's not an uncle, it's dead, mum's flogast. Once in 11 years, but regularly.

What? Once in 11 years. You've been to Monte Carlo, haven't you? No. I mean... You've been to multiple places with him, though. You've been to South of France. I went to Nice with him.

That's Monte Carlo. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course, sorry, I forget. And you've been to... I've been to... I've been to Buenos Aires with him. No, no, no, I'm niece.

But that's... That's... That's Monte Carlo and Buenos Aires. I think you've been to a... Yeah. I have! But not. The last one was Marrakesh

in about 2013. Do you remember Marrakech? Why did Laura have a problem with him or something? Well, there's the thing... I have met Laura. I think what's happened is Laura a couple of times being like, a bit weird that you do that.

Then we've took the piss and he's being like, Oh, yeah, maybe it is a bit weird then. Yeah. But all I'm saying is do not let your wife get in the way between your bond with your uncle, you know what I mean? What, do you mean? I don't know why you're...

Wives are temporary. Uncalls are forever. Especially when they're not your uncle. Yeah, flawless, especially when they're not actually your uncle in any way. But is Laura even my wife? I mean, legally, yes. Yeah, but she could leave you at any minute.

She could. Uncle Robert's not going to leave you. And she's lost her. Make sure you maintain the relationship with Robert. She knows she's fit now. Before she was like, oh, I don't know.

She's all confident, much more likely that she'll fuck off. So just watch this space. I'll be a marra kiss like a little hat. No, I've genuinely haven't been away

within phrases. That's what men don't realize, you know, because your sex life has got dramatically better because Laura's got more confident. Men need to instill confidence in their partners more

because often men undermine their partners and it leads to a bad sex life. What you need to do is every day, give her a gold medal for being the best woman and then fuck her. Yeah.

I was like, Hey, do you want to have sex, you fat bitch? And she was like, no, I'm not into it. I'm like, I don't know what's wrong with you.

But now I'm like, hey, come here, get on the podium. You can't. I built it for a reason. Sing the national anthem. Sing the national anthem.

Black Power. She does a, Jesse Owens every time. Is that the second move? She just runs down the bed. Gets on her knees. She fist me in Berlin. We changed our trip plans for you,

Dan. Did they? Sereik, I was like, you want two weeks in April and then she was like, oh no, we're going to Dan's event.

Well, I don't want to get in the way of your trip. No, because people, you know, last year they gave a lot of time to us. So we've gone, no, we owe you here. I did the same, you know? I was planning a trip and I saw it was your wedding and I went, I can't do it.

So we've moved it till the summer. Oh shit. That's genuinely lovely. I'm going away in April. That's genuinely. Heart expected. Oh, you didn't tell me about this. Six or seven times.

Now, I'm pretty sure you're wedding fingers in the diary. It's an anniversary party. I'm not remarrying. I mean, I fluted. I dug fluted it out there. I floated it out there that we should renew our vows. But it got... Isn't that one of it is?

Right now, what would your vows be? I'm Laura. Hey, since you've lost the weight, it makes me think, yeah, I'll sign up for another 10. No, but genuinely like... Here's a medal. Is that the same as I thought it was, Valvian. I did it initially.

The thing is when you call something an anniversary party I think it's key for everyone to listen to what you've said and then they'll understand I'm not going to know what it is I'd do it all right You did say it was a renewal first Did I? Did I? Yes I'm pretty sure you were like

We're going to renew our vows I think that might have been some bullshit we did on the pod It's been an anniversary party since we've been 15 or 20 It's 38 that's how it feels Since this conversation started 40 9 year anniversary It's got wacky Yeah just a little bit off kilter

bit wacky we're doing outside we're doing it in the woods um no we it's 10 year anniversary of our wedding and it's also within a couple of weeks of Laura's 40th but she wants that played down because she doesn't like the attention or the fact that she's closer to death

right so we all get her a 35th birthday present yeah she'll love that I'll give her a medal she'll be moist yeah I'm gonna have to suck everyone off oh you look so young I'm thin, comey. This is my man of cash.

Will your vows have changed, then, since you said... Did you write your own vows first time? Or did? We did, yeah. I can't remember what they were. I honestly can't remember what... And we've got no video evidence.

Didn't you tell us you stole yours from a poem? William... Stop. Blake. No, it was the charge of Leip Brigade, on it? It was the charge of the Light Brigade. Just pull them...

To the left of me, fade to the right. Stuck in the middle with you. Well, I don't know what I'm doing. What's the Philip Lachammon? They fuck you up, your mum and dad. And I'm going to bum your head off. Is that what you did? They've fucked up your anxiety.

I'm going to make you feel better. They're charging you the light brigade. They fuck you up, your mum and dad. That's the charge of life. They touch you. What? Did you do the raven? Hey, Phil, do you want to light this one up a bit?

Could you read the charge of the library? I mean, it's pretty... There's like seven verses. Well, that's... She's worth it. I'll read one. She's worth it. It was a three-hour ceremony.

Where is it? So then, yeah, that'll... Oh, cannon to right of them, canon to left of them, cannon in front of them, volleyed and thundered, stormed at with shot and shell, boldly they rode and well,

into the jaws of death, into the mouth of hell. Road the 600. Now get your Biff out. Come here. She loves the... What is it called? Charge of the Light Brigade.

The Charge of the Light Brigade. And Philip Larkin. Would you... They fuck you up, your fiancée. Would you consider maybe singing her a song instead? Hello. A single thread in a tapestry

though its colour brightly shines. Can it ever see its purpose? Why didn't you write her a song? And you... Because you've got Ross performing for you, haven't you? Yeah, he's... He can do the music.

and we can write it together because with a creative mind like yours, how can I go wrong? So we're all writing it, but it's from your perspective. Clip bastard. Yeah, yeah. Come on.

You're creative. Oh, Laura, your pussy's so good for me. Do I do the Chinese accent? Polaro. Headophones off. Headphones are connected. Oh, Laura, your pussy, how juicy and nice.

I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say. I do want to stay married to it, And I don't think doing a Filipino voice during my anniversary songs. Oh, Lowre! Lauer! You pause it!

Lowe! Oh, my God! She's a great ass! You should do a little, like, surprise thing. Yeah, we're writing a song right now, and it starts. Allure. You're so good to me. No, pussy juice are nice.

Pussy juice are nice. There's kids at the party. Pussy juice. So nice, I have it on my ready break. Okay, so pussy juice is nice. I have it on my ready break. I just want to let you know, it's a kids invite anniversary party. We've got kids?

We've got a kid's magician. A paedophile? Wacky Woody. I don't think the kids go home. Oh, a late night. What's you're just so nice? For the audio listeners, Adam's doing that thing where you can't see for tears. Question.

He's laughing that much. What time does the party start? When you get there. Don't start What time is I start At 4 o'clock What time is the finish We've got Smokeface Griller

Doing food at 5 Yep And then Kids magician 6 Listen Wacky Woody He's There's Dom Woodie

It's my own mate This is PM by the way This is 6am I like it I like an early start So I should be being Doing a Filipino voice About 10, 1030 am

When the kids have gone home You know Because they're knacked Because you got them up at 3 But the kids aren't going to be They're past watershed had, surely.

So we've got Kids Magician and then we've got Ross McGuire he's going to do two sets so he's got a break. He's going to go up till about 9.30 and then I've got Carl, the wonderful DJ who is going to help us out at our hip-hop night. You're welcome. And

he is going to start with non-N-word R&B songs for about an hour and then I'm going to say on the invite after 11 we're playing hip-hop. Yeah, no, you can play pushy juice so nice. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But when are you telling the kids to fuck off?

So I'd probably, I think 10 o'clock 10 o'clock is a 7.30. Oh, sorry, because Ross McGuire's like, I firked you, riding the pussy, pussy pussy pussy pussy. What song? Surely Jack's going to be fucking knackered or like whatever by 7 o'clock. He's on the guy? Well, he goes to bed about 8.8.30.

So I reckon... Well, he can be a back-and-dance if a pussy juice so nice. Poseid juice so nice Have it on my ready break Poseid juice so nice I have it on my toast A week a week later Oh shit

Have it on my lunch as well Rudy's pizza is my favourite But be better with your postage juice on it There you go That's how your kids end up in some very expensive therapy I know he gets distracted by the eye But there's a...

We're jumping and she's crying. This is exactly what I want to. You love Rudy's, have you? Fuck it, I know you love Rudy's, but the fact you love my pussy juice more. God, you're a romantic. Did I have them help you write this? I hate a sense.

Like, if you don't do a song, we'll do a pop-up song. Kids are sort of... There's a window for them to be, like, 10 would be... When the DJ starts, if we could just start making, you know, carriages at 10 for the kids. but if they could all fuck off by 11

I want to listen to How many kids are coming? 412 Wow Yeah primary school A large prime school I'd say Where is it?

I'd say we're at about 20 Why don't we just give the fucking address I've just done the times Oh shit Sorry Yeah yeah yeah In my head it's in like it And the day

Pencil it in everyone 180,000 people listening Go on Dan I don't know why But in my head it's in like a community centre Yeah it's in a community centre Saint Hilders

St. Hilda, St. Hilda, Bastert. St. Hilda, bastard. Patron Saints and Sitts. Christ, you had a good pair of Tits, St. Hilda. I say, Hilda, I'm willing to die on. What are you going to wear? Again, I'm going to need some help on this. Like writing the song, obviously, you're a fashion Easter. Jordan Fawes.

Oh, it's not suit? Short. It's what? Not suits. That's just what have you feel nice in? I think I'll probably wear a jacket. It's a jacket. Just a jacket?

Just a jacket, dick out, leather chaps. Pussy jokes. Laura, I think Dan's having to break down, mate. I think so, yeah. I think it's the dumb of boys. He's around with all the time, isn't it? Go on, Dan! Puzzigel so nice, I haven't done my ready break.

About 30 kids, 50 adults. Do you ever have ready back then? I've never had outs. Wait. You never had a porridge? I've never eaten porridge. Well, there's a Dan versus food. Rice pudding.

The one that looks like cum. You've had granola? Oh, come looks like rice pudding, by the way. She was there, brother, that's lovely. Yeah, you shouldn't eat either. What? Granola. Yeah, I like a bit of granola when I'm feeling fancy.

Porridge, though. Yeah, like, porridge is one of those basic. Bit of charm. Oh. It does look like a big bucket of slop, though, don't it? Like, for someone else, it's a gruel, a little. way you don't like him nice

good steak thanks for that it was respectful we'll get you some porridge to try so then you've got to call us for pussy juices so nice you just need a couple of airs first time I see your pussy he's been all over the show

I say it's juicy I say I want to taste nothing I'm juicy boozy you say I come to Preston I see you do your gig I fuck you in the face and you fuck me and mine

Pussy juice is a second day treat Not getting pussy juice on the first date I will suck you off You can lick my ass so But the juice is second date He had lived that weirdly nearly right Juice is second day I got no juices on the first night

And then it goes into Pussy Juice on night I've got to learn it obviously Obviously we've got things It is catchy It's in my head. Can someone make that place? I have it on my ready break.

Pussy juice are nice. I have it on my toast. Pussy juice are nice. It's going to be weird being single in it. It's going to be weird. Not a lot of people have an anniversary party to split up. No, if she starts moaning about this, she just go, Laura, it's not about your pussies,

about fictional lores, fictional pussies. Fictional loress. Also, it's all positive. Yeah. The royal pussy juice. It is, yeah. I'm not saying she's got a stanky gash, I'm saying she's got nice pussy juice.

Pussy juice is so fine. Stanky gash. Stanky gash. Oh, lard. That could be a fictional laura's stanky gash we were talking about. Cone full of shit. Oh, God. V.A.R.

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Which you've already heard about. Don't want to miss. It's a Christmas jumper. Let's do with them. Shall we do? Have you got any trips left? No. Have you?

I'm going to Copenhagen. Oh, wonderful, wonderful. On some cakes in there. Right. Hey, the Lego lands. Phenomenal. Who from? Who do you hear that off?

My mate Matt, who had a pretty unusual summer holiday to Denmark. With his French wife. With his French wife and his very happy kids and they had a wonderful time. Apparently, Denmark's unbelievable for kids' holly bobs

and Lego Man's amazing. Maybe I'll go there as well. Very clean. Denmark and not cherries. Did you go good cakes? Do you good bacon? Porn was invented there? I'm not going for that.

In Copenhagen? Maybe, I don't know. I know that there's a lot of porn and a lot of bacon and that's why there was that whole like terrorism thing, wasn't there? Hang on. I haven't seen.

And I watch a lot of porn. I've watched a lot of porn, but I don't think I've ever seen Danish porn. Would you be able to tell though? Yeah, because they... Yeah. I don't think I've any seen Scandinavian porn. You've never seen Swedish twin porn.

No, I've seen people pretending to be Swedish because they're blonde. I have never seen Danish language. That is not a porn that pops up. They make great... No, but they'd do it in English, wouldn't they? So it's more accessible to the world. No, the Germans are pretty happy doing theirs in German. and the Brazilians do theirs in Brazil.

I think Pornfield's German. Portuguese. Oh, is it Roman? They used to draw tits and fanny on like vars. Harry, did you just say something with absolutely no fact behind it? I don't know where that's come from. Yeah, he did. Where's it from?

There's no one specific location, as you can imagine, because everyone's fucking everywhere. Yeah, but they're fucking loads. The Danes? The Danie Agas are getting balls deep. He's a good looking live, on he? Hate of football? so that it's a job.

Daniel Agger? Yeah. I think he did a really good job with his tattoos. I remember thinking that as a young man. I think he's involved in tattoos now, isn't he? Is he? Shall we do some advice?

I'm here to help. Kick it. Here to help. Daniel Lager is the assistant manager, the Danish national football team. Reminds me of your Danny. I know, yeah. Who got married, didn't he?

He did get married? Congratulations. Alex says, need advice about going on a lad's holiday. Some of my friend group aren't drinkers. So we always struggle to get a lad's holiday off the ground. How can I get around this problem? And where would you suggest?

And that is from Alex. Boys holidays obviously usually revolve around the booze. I imagine there's been a boys holiday where no one drinks. You know? Like AA meetings going on. As you get older, they're going on. You get older though, in it, that's more... As you're young, it's all about the island.

By the way, if it's... A lads all of the way, no-one drinks, that's probably easier than what he's talking about. But, like, you just have to get to a fucking point with your life where you go, if I want to get fucking hammered, smashed, fucked, me or the mates don't have to copy that.

Yeah, you just need one other boozy mate to... Like, if it's... Say there's ten lads, five in them a drinkers, five of them on. That's fine. Just don't be hung over to... two and, like, let the five that want to arrange stuff and go and, oh, I don't know. I think when you're younger, though, you're like, oh, why aren't you drinking, be involved? You care a lot more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're very, like, team. You want the team together when we're away. Yeah. And that's nice. No, but also, he drinks a lot less than any of us. Yeah, but there's got to be some, I'll tell you what I tried to do in Turkey. I tried to not just fuck off as much as I do.

You really, really failed. We were all talking and what you're behind your back You left us alone all the time No, I didn't Every time we were like Hey Dan should we go in that pub Looks like a bit of you there

You'd be like Oh I've got to go on Bath Florida You got the pool for us For us for five minutes And then never again We were dead upset I'm not a Pilsman

Me and Jack Finnegan And Stee We went to the beach Do we Stey Oh there you go So you and Stee had a nice holiday He's very nice You were

It's wonderful company You were no better Oh You were no better in Turkey, didn't you were in Tennessee? Yeah. That is not true. It is true.

In Tennessee, we've seen you socially every evening. All day, every day we didn't see yet, but every evening we've seen you socially. Like, I don't think I spent any time at you in Turkey apart from the bit we were filming. I was upset. We watched the NFL. I'll watch the Premier League in the NFL with you.

And then all those dinners we went out for. What do you mean? What we've been? I was upset, Dan. I mean, there was a dinner where you did. I was a more daytime. with you in the pool and stuff. I thought I'd really tried.

There wasn't me where you stood up and left at one point. Yeah. Which one? The posh one with like the... Yeah, but we went... Me and Dan went together there. Hang on. There was sardines, Dan.

Hang on. Right. So it's like, we're all eating together tonight. Absolutely spot on. Great. I love it. And I'm trying to make effort with call, which really hasn't worked.

But Jack picks a restaurant. He's good at picking restaurants unless I'm fussy as fork and Finn is, slightly fussy vegetarian and we got there and I was like oh this is such a proper restaurant it wasn't that it was expensive it was done with such care and love wasn't it and they had a real they had a mezae I've never seen anyone explain 42 starters with the passion he did and I don't know if it was through genuine intrigue or just people being polite we said yes to 38 of them

most of them ended up on Harry and then I was looking at the menu and just before we ordered I was like, cool, this isn't a dream for me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know, it's like salmon and seaweed and stuff. I had decided that my best option was to have a melon starter and then veal kebab and I'll be honest, I don't know

if that is going to be good for anyone's digestive system. When thin and by the way, I never once went, I can't eat it. I was like, just eat your fucking melon, eat your veal, neither of which you want and just have a nice time. You did get autism quiet though? Yeah, you were like,

You're like, no, no, pal. I'll find son. Oh, no, but you can't. What am I going to do? Be like, hey, hey, lads, I'm fucking struggling here. This is a bit of my nightmare. All my social anxieties in one. It's a lovely restaurant, isn't it?

And I'm the oldest, the big fucking kid. Looks good, yeah. That's because I was fucking struggling. We got it. It wasn't for you. When Finn, yeah, but thanks for Harry, bring it up. When Finn went, Dan, I can't really eat here either. Do you want to go and get tea?

God, and I cried. with happiness. It's fucking great. That, I was trying to be part of the group then. Yeah, but I just, like,

right, okay. That was on the start. God, I thought I'd really made effort to hang out. Like, at one point,

like, obviously, it was all in Jess. We watched the NFL. Yeah, yeah, one night, we were there for days. I was upset.

So, at one point, this was really, really funny, by the way. And this is not serious. Don't take this seriously. But, like, Carl was like,

do you think that even likes us? Like, every time we turn up, he just, fucks off somewhere and literally on the last morning, the morning we were leaving, right? Dan had put in the group was like, I'm going for breakfast

and I was like, all right, I'll come with you and I went to breakfast and he was like, I'm sat outside, so I literally got to the breakfast thing, got me stuff, come and sat outside and the second I sat down, he took his earphones out and went I'm going to go and get some more. It was the second my ass The night before, I don't, I'm on a big drink

and I went, I'll stay off for one or two more which I never do. I went, stay off when you went, no, I'm getting off. I was like, no, I'll stay with you for an hour and then we're going to him. No, I'm going. Was that when he went missing? No, that was different. That was us. Oh, yeah, we thought you got abducted. We thought you got abducted

in a clothes job. Honestly, genuinely. For five minutes there, I went, oh, Dan's in trouble. I was trying to calm. I walked into the shop and I went, have you seen a guy come in, bald going? I was like, oh, Dan's been put into meat. Yeah, I was buying a Barcelona away kit that was like four euros for Jack. And I just hadn't realised you'd gone in the shop.

shop. So when I'd paid, I was like, oh, they must have walked on. And after five minutes when Adam was ringing me, I was like, ah, they've not walked on, have they? I honestly thought I'd made loads of effort. Not loads. But I thought I've made an effort to be a bit done. I think it is done. I think you'd a bit of a

lone wolf. We hung out quite a bit. Yeah, we had a quite a bit. You live together? You lived together? Yeah, but not even at our villa, really. I went to the gym with Martin Lowe's. We had lunch together a few times. Once. The other time you sat on a different table? In fact, both hands? It's because I'm not your fucking Siamese twin, mate.

We're an Aldi's together, expect to see one of my best mate. I know, but you want everyone, you want everyone to sleep in a big fucking bed together, like, oh, that's together, night, night. Sorry, there is a happy medium. And they get on me, like, Hey, everyone, I'm up, be with me now.

Oh, I'm going for a shit, Steve, come with me. I don't want a shit on my own. Oh my God, I want an ice cream, someone come with me. Yeah, that's what you do with your mate and Aldi? Oh, you want a piece for six days. You know, you know, you know, an oldie with your mates? what you're meant to do is go,

hey, fancy an ice cream, should we go and get an ice cream? Whereas what you do, you've been a group of us and you go, I'm getting an ice cream! And you've already gone. Yeah, and we're like,

can we come? And you're like, I've already gone. To be fair to Dan, you didn't come to Gumbet and we had a great time in Gumbet. Yeah. Because you just did it

on the longest day of the trip. We filmed all day, and you were like, oh, should we go and have a big nightout in that club on Tuesday? Fucking shite. Great, though. Doing all this.

I just... I had a great week, though. It's fine, Dan. I get it. I get it now. That Gumbet night out, by the way, which wasn't filmed and won't be in the special,

looked like the bleakest thing I've ever seen in my entire. There are some videos of it though. It was so much better for not having winging Adam and Carl there as well. So it would have been worse if they were like,

this is fucking shite. This is shite. This is shite. This drink's fucking shite. Oh! I didn't really want that ball to open. But it did look dramatic, didn't it?

There was hired Russian dancers in Gunbet as well. We never mentioned it. Russians! Oh, we never mentioned this on the patron. It's so creepy. There's women who are like,

yeah, I do the dancing with everyone. It's like, and they don't really, they don't, they don't talk. They don't talk to anyone, do they?

They just like, hey, I'm doing the damn thing. They just like this awful smile, like, please tell my family, I'm here. I wish I could get my passport back. What is it?

They're just MPCs. It's like having NPCs on the, no. Take us through those letters. Yeah, non-playable collative. He said M. No, I didn't. I said MPCs.

I know what an MPC is. I said MPC. Oh, to me, you're saying M as well. All right, sorry. An MPC. Maybe not well. All right, cool. Painful.

I can say N. I know I can. So what are they doing there? Are they just, like, lost? So in the Turkish bars, it was quiet, though. There was a load of, like, cougary women, some with their daughter.

And they came to sit on the side, and they're like, they're just there to flirt with the... I said this on the patron exclusive. They're there to flirt with guys who all look like Tommy Fury. And who are really good looking, really charismatic. One kept touching Harry loads.

Like, oh, my friend, my friend. A girl. They just flirt with everyone. Was he Johnny Bravo? Yeah. That's what the girls are there for. So I think because they're so charismatic and good looking, every bar's got like four of these dudes.

They draw them in, they get your drinks. They're basically waiters. They're almost hosts. so the girls love them. So I think this bar They have a girl that looked like Anastasia. They need, we need girls so the lads are interested as well.

But what they've got is for relatively attractive Russian, East European-looking ladies who just danced like, ha ha, ha, hey, this is good time. Oh, ha, ha, ha. Weird, I was like, I went to Finn. I was like, are they punters?

And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, they're fucking not watched them. They were like, fucking punters. It was almost like they had like a spot like, this is my spot. Ha, ha, it's good time. We went to watch the putty

and because we're watching it on a stream. Oh, this was awful. Have we not spoken about this? No. Maybe two or three minutes behind. I heard about this. I honestly, like I wanted, like if we weren't in Turkey

where if you commit a crime, you can go to prison for a long time even if you're just stealing a couple of bits. I honestly wants to punch this fellow's head in I want to fucking kill him you come over and he was like they have scored in a minute you watch and then we went oh what the fuck

we're going while you leave and Jack was like you ruined the score it was half time went to another bar and then another fellow did the same thing at the end and the fellow was like what are you doing he's like ah they've scored me like so it was too old we're at let's go Madrid in the 96th minute or whatever

and Van Dyke scored ahead from the corner Spoilers, if you haven't seen her. And the fellow was literally stood there going, we're like, why? He was French. Just to show that he knew. No, it's to be like, hey, I know you're a lippoo fan,

this is good, in it? But he was like, let me enjoy you. And then the game, if you stream, slightly behind, should just be shot. It was, and we were like, okay, now we're going to leave your boat. Well, we down at the waterfront

where the streams were different. And like one bar, I think Fenabachi's thought, and you just heard and then literally a minute later it happened again that's just where

the streaming life is weird on all TV isn't all TV like seven seconds delayed for vetting because you can't listen to the radio and watch the

some people prefer Radio 5 live you used to be able to didn't you I mean simply because of physical yeah the radio would be quicker anyway because like

audio would travel quicker than video no but I think isn't it delayed It is delayed. Live TV's delayed just in case like there's something horrific and then they can... Yeah, okay.

But yeah, like physically for it to go through the wires and through the air, it's got to be delayed. Not seven seconds though. No, but like a few seconds. Hmm. To go for a camera through wires then over the airwaves and into the telly. Yeah, but radio's still got to go

over some airways, on it? Yeah, but less so because it's just audio. Yeah. I think the seven seconds is not just... No, that's to stop in case someone gets to that blown off or something. We're learning again. So I have a great lads holiday. Fixed it for you.

Don't go to take. You're going to watch the footy. No, go to Gumbet, though. Gumbeck was great. Just balance the squad, I think. Make sure it's not like eight non-boozers, two piss heads. She's got to balance it out. I just get out and feel like it's fine if people have to...

Just go and have the holiday you want and let your mates have the holiday they want and don't worry about what anyone's doing. Sound! That's what I did. Let's have a break. Hey friends, it's Nikala from the podcast Side Hustle Pro. I'm always looking for ways to keep my kids entertained without screens, and the Yoto Mini has been a total lifesaver.

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That's what you need. You want to get new comedians watching this. You want to be on Hathaway, do you? Come second and beat the frog and then take a ten. 10 year break. Will, do you know when you say Will speed

to start the cameras? Yeah, what did Steve say? Steve says, Steve Whiz. I don't like that at all. And Harry says, I'm horny and ready to fuck.

Not a fan. You know, a little peepy on the can. But the main thing is, as a really good filmmaker, you'll know not to go, what did you say? Just as the camera started.

I don't know what's happened. Sorry. Why are you here? What's going on? I'm here. I've made a TV show. You have? What's happened is,

I text you to say, could you and Dan, plug the show that I've made, and you text me saying no arguments, you're other a guest on the podcast. And I said, I can't do that. And I'd lost. Yeah, because you can't, like, you know,

you can't argue, like once the decisions being made, it's just that's how this company makes. No, I can't argue with you. Yeah. Nobody can. This is a pretty big plug, though, isn't it? Yeah. Big, big butt plug.

And I'm terrified. I'm excited, but I'm terrified. I've, four years, I've reached the level of notoriety that I wanted. I've watched people push me out the way to tell Jack Finney. how good he is at filmmaking. And I was fine with that.

And I get to sit. On Friday night, I went to a brewery, Manchester, for a pint. And the barman came up to me and he whispered, I know who you are. It's free beer all night. And that is fine. That's the level I want to run. You know, you've got a drinking problem,

by the way, when you're going straight to the sauce. You're not even going to the pub anymore, just to the brewery. Sure shot brewery. Very good. So this is Will. He's our friend. Hello.

If you are new to the pod Or I don't know Like some people watch it really Or listen to it really sort of background They don't think maybe they don't know Will is our creative director Our video nonce Our camera shagger

And if you've ever watched any of our patron specials He is the director The executive producer The absolute lead guy Editor Editor Control Freak Control Freak does a bit of everything Head geek

And about a year ago now we said to Will we want to make you feel like you're a proper part of this company and we're going to give you a retainer and he went, thank you, I'm going to go and take six months off and go and make a documentary in Ireland but you've made a proper grown-up adult person film and it's going on the actual telly?

On the proper, on Irish telly, but the telly. Yeah. I can't believe they've let me do it. Tell us about it. Because I know it's about a fellow who skimstones, isn't it? No. It's about a man called Indiana Stones.

He wasn't born Indiana Stones. That is a name that's been given to him. I read an article in GQ in 23 in December. And I've always wanted to make a TV documentary. Do you read GQ? No, someone sent it to me. I've never picked up a copy of GQ.

And it was about this... I've started reading GQ. Of course you have. What for the fashion? Or for the free after shave. What? Do you use the free aftershade? Was it at your barbers?

No, I got it for the airport. I got it on my flight, didn't I? I've got a subscription now. It comes to the house every month. Well, it's not 12. They do about eight or nine issues a year because it used to be every three months because it was gentlemen's quarterly.

But then they were like, we're selling quite a lot of these. Maybe we could do a few more. They'll have Christmas off. Do you know the evolution of Adam Rowe over the years is phenomenal? What you mean? I've always...

I met you in a car share in 2014 with Danny Mack. Really? Yeah. Where were we going? North Wales Banga Banger Tudder's gig

For a gig Yeah In the cafe Were you Andrew Baird Yeah You and Danny You're in the car

You picked me up At Chester train station And we went there And so I thought you were A Bellin When you did stand up Yeah

No You've told me that Quite a lot You also You really enjoy Pulling up Old Facebook pictures Of me

And telling me How much You wouldn't have liked To me You didn't You wouldn't have liked me At all But I love you now

Yeah you do. Yeah. And you've made me do this and I'm very excited and grateful. So you were reading the GQ article.

I read a GQ article with a producer friend of mine. I've wanted to make a documentary for years. I've had so many close calls with TV. Never got it. And the beauty of Havreward

has been that we can do whatever we want. So this is like, we've made 47 feature length or I have done with you, 47 feature length things in the past, what, four years?

Patreon.com slash Havewap. And they're all great. And I've loved. every minute of every single one. That's a good question. What is your favourite one to have made? What's your favourite pageant? Or I tell you what, what, two questions.

What do you think is the best one? And what was the one you enjoyed making the most? I think the best one is soapbox. Really? Part two. I absolutely. Yeah, I love that one. Is that because of, there was the story, the through line, the race?

It had everything. And it had proper jeopardy because you genuinely could have died. I also think the fact that, like, me and Carl absolutely smoked the race. The fact, like, the fact that we... I mean, Carl smoked the race. You were sat behind.

If we'd have crashed it if you were in the bar. That one that could have to wheel. The density of Adam just made it go faster. That was all, yeah. Did you pull the brakes at any point? No. Because...

Why would you pull the brakes in a race? I don't think in the film, and this is my fault, I don't think it came across just how dangerous those brakes were. They were just some wood with... They were chocks of wood with... With string up, that we were pulled.

I can't believe we got the MOT off Red Bull. When he came around, he was like, I was like, I was like, they're never going to let it go. And he was like, yeah, fine. You dickhead's going to die. It was great. But it had everything. It was proper.

I'm really surprised by your answer. That was a fucking class weekend. I loved it. I absolutely loved it. And what's been your favorite one to me? India, obviously. Yeah, India was special. Everything about India.

Let's not count that one, because that one's publicly available and we're trying to sell some Patreon. Well, yeah, I mean, they're all phenomenal. But India was particularly special. And then I, so this documentary had just started shooting three days after I got back from India.

India, a lot of it had been filmed from the top of the land cruiser like holding on for dear life. There was a point where, do you remember that really big hill that you all cycle? Yeah, I do remember that one year. Where's day of our lives?

One way they're nearly through the bike off the mountain. Well, yeah, you also got quite ratti with me because I arrived on the back of a moped with two of the men. Like your bar? You are? Like your mother? Yes, like my mother, who will be watching this.

Hello, you beautiful lady. But I finished that. Here's a kiss. And there was proper... You've been with it? Deborah. There was proper jeopardy and proper, like... We filmed it with no rules, didn't we?

Like, we could do whatever we wanted. And then I got back in three days later. I went to start shooting this documentary. And I was told I wasn't allowed to film a ferry in case I fell off and drowned, even though no one had ever fallen off a ferry and drowned. I'll show there's loads of rules because it's a telly.

Oh my God, yeah. That's boring. I tell you he's shite, mate. Listen. No, not all of it. RTE is good. I mean, some RTEs. Great.

Excellent. And they've been great to work with as well and I've loved every minute of it. Apart from the minute where they told you you can't film on a ferry. Yeah. There's a lot of rules in TV that we don't. No, there absolutely is.

And it's not the fault of any channel in particular. It's just bureaucracian. Because if one person goes, yeah, you film on the ferry. And then you fall off and die. Then then then then, They're the ferry. It's not even you. It's the guy who approved it as the guy is the ferry fell off man.

And I totally get it. And there's loads of litigation and loads of paperwork. And the beauty of this is that we don't have any of that. And we just go and do whatever we want. There's a lot of forgiveness, not permission. But yeah, basically the decision is should we? And then can we? And then yeah.

Yeah. No one ever goes, you might die. I do. I spend a lot of time worrying that one of you will die. I don't know whether you know that. You know Will's our HR department as well. I don't think that's official, is it? It is.

Oh, I thought that was just a joke. We were banding around. No, officially. Like, he's our HR department. Yeah. For any issues, go to Will, but he doesn't care. I don't know I care. I can't do anything.

Because he can't argue with us. No. Oh, yeah. So while you were filming in Ireland, which took how long, six months? No. Not quite. In total, it took 18 months. You've been making our specials throughout, haven't you?

Coming back and doing it. But I've never known you. busier than earlier this year. Yeah, I'm always quite busy, but it got wild. And you got married in the middle of that as well? And I got married in the middle. And the moment I got married, I went out to Ireland

and shot for two and a half weeks on, like, the islands off the West Coast. She's a bride's dream, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, now we're married. Please fuck off for a bit. Yeah, but I think she's fine with it. I think she's quite enjoying the fact that.

I've got a good one way, she's like, you do what you love. Oh, my wife's phenomenal. Like, she, yeah, I'm a nightmare to live with because I care so much about the stuff that we may. So I'm totally manic and I totally lock in And Fiona just gets on with her life And it's great

And then we meet occasionally and go like, Oh, I love you And she goes, I like you and so It's great, it's the perfect relationship But also, you haven't changed, have you? This is who you've always been. Yeah, and she's always known that I'd be Yeah.

Yeah, I've got to do the thing That's the thing that matters, isn't it? You have to take people as you get them. You can't change them, you know? Oh, but they try out of them, don't they? They'd fucking do, mate. They do. Yeah.

Yeah, Laura I was trying to change me Stop doing coat, you'll die Boring Take me as you got me The thing is though You had to want a quick Coke If you were still loving it

And thinking it was Elfey And she was like, stop doing that I don't like it You'd have gone fuck off I don't know I don't know That's how bad It's worth

I don't think that's how addiction works all the time I think I don't quite like to keep doing it Even though I knew it was a mess, it really was her that was the final sort of... My missus is trying to get me to quit salt. Right.

Because I do use quite a lot of salt, and she's like monitoring me putting salt on, so every time she's, if I see her, looking at how much salt to put on, I put more on. There you go. That's the lesson. Stop looking at you.

Prove her wrong. You and do consume more salt than anyone I've ever. It's good for you, though. It's phenomenal to watch. Yeah. Like table salt's horrendous for you. But I don't use it. I'm a much.

Maldon, man. Oh, Maldon all the day, but... Maldon's good for you. Go to Costco. $2.50 for a year's supply. Not hard. Sounded like it. Definitely sound like an ad.

It's, um, yeah, it's really good for you. It's basically electrolytes and it makes your dinner taste better, so... Makes your heart go faster, though. What do you mean? Salt bad for your heart. Have you seen that there's studies coming out that say high cholesterol's good for it as well? Cool.

There's genuinely like a... Are you doing these studies? I'm waiting for Will to go. And fags are great as well. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. We agree. Cigarettes.

Do whatever you want. Cigarettes. I forgot what podcast I was on now for a second. Cigarettes are great. That was the joke. And then there's been another joke. And we're having a good time. Come on.

I don't think R. I'm waiting for Wilson. Say, Faggartz is what are you doing? I don't think RTIE would have allowed that. You love cigarettes. I love cigarettes. I love cigarettes. No, he's just told me he's cut down to only 20 a day now.

I have so. Oh, brilliant. Doesn't sound. like a massive achievement, does it? No. But it is. It is half, yeah. From two packs a day

to one pack a day. And by the end of October, I'll be on half a pack a day. Yeah, because you've got to climb, you've got to climb Killy. I will. And you've already tried to climb Killy, and then someone pooed,

you didn't make it. Yeah, I mean, last time I climbed Killy, I mean, I shut myself every day. I read an article in the British Medical Journal that said that you could, that nicotine help with climbing. So I smoked all the way.

And it doesn't, and I didn't make it. Yeah, but it's not just nicotine, is it? That's the, you know, that's the respiratory issue. I think it's the smoke. Yeah, you're meant to have snows on, Killy. I have heard that. By the time we go, I will have quit, and I will be the healthiest I better be.

Well, we love you. No, you won't. I will. I will do it. You said to me, you went away three years ago, and you bought a deck of siggy. Is that what they call it? Yeah, yeah.

Is that deck? A brick. A brick. A brick. A brick. A sleeve. A sleeve. A sleeve, that's the one.

And he went, when I finished that sleeve, I'll stop. Six months later he was like, I'm still getting it. through that fucking sleep. You get a lot of the sleeve. He wasn't touching you. He was going to shop and buying different sickies and gone.

Well, why are these cigarettes in a safe? I do. I like smoking. You enjoy smoking? I enjoy every single one. Question then. If you like it, why are you stopping? Because I recognise that it is quite bad for you.

And also, I have proved to myself that I can't climb Kilimanjaro and smoke. My nan quit smoking and died a week later. On that, because she quit. Mount Kilimandrara. Right. Yeah, she was hit by a bus. But what happened was,

like that would have been the time she'd have been having a siggy. That bus would have been and gone. Cigarette save lives. Genuinely, though, not to freak it out. My air. Go on, bring him out. This is true.

I've got to get it. my nan she died when she was 65 very sudden and uh big bus 61 bam what happened was she was like um she goes now i'm fucking done with days i need to be looking after to myself better i want to see my grandchildren you know grow up and uh all this source of shit and um That's what you're... Fabatim, that's what she said. You know, and all that shagged. So she quit.

And my mum, like, encouraged the two as well. And then a week later, me, so we'd often go down to me, Nan and Grandad's on Saturday. We'd go and do shopping in Morrison's in Bellevail. Them round, Belvill Shop and said,

do the way round, actually, Belleville Shopping said to finish your Morrison's back. Thanks for that one. What are you doing? I'm out of the four. Carried your big shop around the fucking... Oh, man. thank you

and so my mum went down a week later to pick my nan up to go shop and fucking dead so think about that when you have your next packets she wasn't dead

she was dying so she went up to the bedroom because like she got in and my granddad was having his porridge and my mum was like where's my nan he was like oh she's in bed she'd be up there for fucking days

fucking being a lazy bitch this is true my mum went up and was like oh she's fucking really ill took of the hospital and then she died that day and the nurse basically went she's gone cold turkey

on quitting siggies and it fucking killed her well it makes you sick doesn't it? Yeah but that's what I'm doing I'm she's really sick but quitting cigarette makes you sick of it

but that's why I'm dropping half and half and half and half and half because it stands the things up on your lungs doesn't it makes you really mucusy and ill yeah also you're not a 65 year old scouse woman and that's a fact That is true.

I think you're going to be alright. 65's no age, is it? No, but you've got more than a couple of years left, haven't you? Yeah, yeah, you're right. Will, can you show the picture on the packets of cigarettes that you couldn't be smoking? I think they're hilarious. That's a packet of strapsels. My other sponsor.

Just a really healthy lung on there. What's that one? This is teeth. What does it say? It says smoking damages, your gums and teeth. By the way... So does boxing now? No one's trying to outlaw that, are you not wrong?

I'm gobstoppers. I went to the dentist for the first time in 10 years the other day. And the dentist was angry because my teeth are absolutely fine. Like, she was visibly pissed off that my teeth were good. Some people are just built different, though. You know what I mean? Not your name. What's your favourite of Boxwell?

You must have a fake Pokemon card. You've got them all now. There's a dead man one, but it's just, he's just grey. Like, he doesn't look dead. He just looks grey like he's asleep. I like that one. He can't print it, dead guy. He's not.

He's old. But he's 208. He's just. smoked it before? Well, I'm 32 and I've smoked for 20 years. It's mad that you're younger than me, you know? In my age, I'm 40? Yeah, because you're even though you're quite a young, silly soul around or is she quite a man, I like the pub and the

cigarette. I do like that. I really like the post. Do you know I spoke? Sorry, can we have Carl's will impression again? I like the pub and the cigarette. It's actually not bad. It's not a bad impression. Yeah. I do love the pub and I do love cigarettes. Yeah. favourite thing in the world is a pint on my own in my favourite seat in the pub in Cholton.

That's why you see him 40. That's nice, though. It's what I do all of my thinking. So, you're quitting cigarettes because they're bad for you, and then pints next? No, I'll never quit pints. But they're bad for you? Yeah, but pints I've got under control. I don't drink in the house.

I drink every day, but I only have a couple. And then at the weekends, I have quite a lot. But I'm happy with that. I don't need to cut that down. This isn't an intervention, by the, way it feels a bit like an intervention no i i love it you're you if anything i find it aspirational will is a phenomenal pint yeah a great pint i just love the punt and it's always an option like if you fancy a pint and will's in the vicinity look i don't look at them want to ask them

now i would love a pint all you have to do is go that is my signal for i want to apply but first oh but then also you're lock in don't you meet and you fucking get your little bit to work i do i do But I could be in the middle of the biggest edit deadline of my life. And if you said, do you want a pint, I'd go, I've got time for one. I could have one. Didn't you get locked, when you were filming the Stones documentary on the West Coast of Ireland, didn't you get locked in an amazing Irish pub during a storm where they basically had to go, listen, lads, you can't go anywhere.

Why don't you just stay here? One of the best days in my life. Great, great question, by the way. I do want to hear that answer. Like now, at some point, we should probably go back to who's Indiana Stones. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. Listen, it's brilliant, and you should watch it.

But are you reading GQ? Yeah, yeah, sorry, we've covered that. We'll come back to that as well. Any interesting articles. During the first shoot, so January 2024, we went out to Galway. I met him in a car park in Spiddle. And I'd never met him before. When I'd read about him in GQ, about this man who lifts stones

and he's bringing back a culture of Irish stone lifting, I went, oh, he's got to be mental. Like, this can't be a real thing. This is going to be a great documentary. It's going to be like the Tinder swindler or something. Like, he's made all of it up. Went and met him. The moment I met him, I went,

this guy's absolutely legit because he's the most charismatic, interesting, passionate person I've ever met in my entire life. He's fucking brilliant. So did he do, like, weightlifting and then moved into... He was the Willem kettlebell champion. Oh, right.

He was definitely Irish kettlebell champion. He represented his country in, like, Uzbekistan, where kettle bells are, like, a really big sport. Met him, filmed around Galway, and during the shoot, it was only a three-day shoe, which I'd financed.

I'd gone like, I'll just pay for this and go and meet this guy. It's got to be a good story. Storm, Aisha happened. It was the biggest storm goreway it ever had. And we ended up in Mayo in a place called Westport, which is fucking unbelievable, by the way. Pub called Matt Molloys. So good.

Like when you walk in the front, there's little Diddley D Irish music. You go into the back room. There's a man on a sort of harmonica. And in the very back room, there's a man playing Gangsters Paradise on the ukulele. It's just the best pub in the entire world. On the, like, the pew, they're like, not pews, are they, the chairs? Yeah. There's little signs saying reserve for musicians.

You can sit there until someone with an instrument goes, can I sit down? It's just unbelievable. That's why I love the pub. I, by the way, we share this. Pints in the pub and pint on your own. I don't like going for a pint on my own, but I like having a pint on my own while I'm waiting for someone else to have a pint with me. Yeah, I get that.

Being early to meet you by 20 minutes so I, so I'm one up. We discussed this yesterday because you went, oh, Thursday, a couple of pints. And then you went, oh, Jack's coming at like four. You want to meet a like two? That is the best drinking. That's when you get all your conversation done. You can remember what you've said. Yeah, but you also like the adventure of meeting new people to drink with.

I love people. Yeah, I'm fascinated by people. It's also worth mentioning here as well. If any of our Irish listeners are going, did they just call our music, Diddley D music. It might be the most Irish Englishman I know. Yeah, but I sound really posh. You do, yeah. Particularly with the microphone

because I over-enunciate when there's a mic and I'd really... You were a little posh boy though, weren't you? That was, yeah. Yeah. That's what I haven't. You've got a proper Irish family tree. Yeah, my whole family on my mum besides

is from Wexford. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why this was so important to it as well. Yeah, massively. Let me tell you the story about the pub. Just quickly, I've got to tell you. So, Jory Storm, Aisha, massive storm, horrendous,

like 90 mile on our winds, couldn't film. So I'd paid all this money to, you know, go out and meet this guy. we'd only got a day's filming out of it went into a pub to shelter from the storm and the storm got so bad that cars were being flipped in the car park and stuff like that so the electricity went out they locked the doors

we're down on the seafront in Westport on the harbour can't remember the name of the pub and the landlord locks the doors packs it with sandbags and he goes right then I can't do the accent coming he goes right then you can't leave and we don't know how long you're going to be stuck here

and I went oh my God what we're going to do and he went well the Guinness is working we've got seafood chowder and the gas works and we went this is the best thing in the entire world and we were locked in

for nearly two days it was fucking brilliant two days unbelievable well you're just like singing and telling stories and shit just chatting bollocks

man yeah yeah smoking and yeah really really good oh I think really really really once there's a storm candle lit

seafood chowder with pints of Guinness and a few fucking scares and you just slept on the on the pews like on the chairs I don't think I slept and once the storm was over the dinda stone

to go and flip all the cars back the right way around Yeah, flipped them over. But yeah, so my family's Irish. I grew up going to Ireland every... So really long story short. I think the first time I went was when I was five. My mum had come over here when she was a little kid,

due to loads of reasons. So I went out and met my granddad for the first time. And then he, when he died, because he was in the US, I got taken over to the funeral. And I remember being like, what is this culture and this family that I don't know that well that are just

like the most welcoming warm people in the world I remember the funeral procession that the Irish adopted mobile phones a little bit before we did and they became like everyone had a mobile phone and they were constantly on the phone

oh Jesus me let me tell you a story it was fucking great I remember the procession heading down from Dublin to Waxford where my family's from so you've got the hearse and the whole sort of like funeral how long does that drive?

It's about two and a bit hours and the procession was that long oh yeah yeah like hundreds and hundreds of people had come out. He was a publican in Dublin. He ran the Norseman in Temple Bar, had a lot of friends, pretty well known. A bit of a wheel of dealer, but like, you know, good fun. When we went in the Norseman a couple years ago, and I had my first pint of Guinness, they let me pour, because basically you went in, the guy behind the bar, Will was like,

my granddad used to run the pub, and the guy went, who? And he'd worked with him. Yeah, yeah. I think he's sick of me now, because every time I go to Dublin, I'll take someone and do that again. Yeah, I've got a photo of you, from my tour. With Thomas Green. With Thomas Green. But it was me, you, Carl and Thomas Green. What a time. You're behind the bar port and Guinness, yeah.

You know, we filmed all of that and we've not done anything with that. I've got it. Yeah. She probably makes it. There's like four years. Here you go. Do another documentary? There you go.

I will at some point. Do another one of us? Indiana Rose. So we're heading down to the funeral procession. Hers is at the front. And I remember I was desperate for a week. And I remember my uncle, John, getting on his phone, mobile phone, had a car phone.

Unbelievable. Called ahead and said, oh, Jesus. fucking piddling Pete needs a piss we need to pull over and then they called down all the way to the hearse and we pulled over and my mum had me

by the scruff of the neck she was like right we're going to run because you know we've got to get to the funeral place in Wexford you know it's going to be awake they're going to lay them out

well she grabbed me and she went we'll run across the car park get in the pub have a piss get back in the procession and we ran I remember being dragged

by the scruff of my neck and I turned around and every door had opened and everyone went into the pub for a pint they left my granddad's body in the hearse

we went in and had three or four Pines. I remember being like, this is the best place I've ever been in my entire life. I've got to find out more about the culture. So this project, having met David and having met this guy who's really passionate, really briefly, there was no history of stonelifting in Ireland. So stone lifting is prevalent in the Basque Country of Spain. It's the national sport of the Basque Country of Spain, New Zealand, Japan, like all over the world, there is stonelifting. During COVID, he was lifting stones in his garden because he was bored. What's his real name?

his name's David Kewan. Okay. And he's become a sort of folklorist and, you know, really important to reviving this sort of thing in Ireland. Not just this, but folklore as a whole. So he started lifting stones and he went, there's got to be Irish stone lifting. This must be a thing that was prevalent here

because it's a fucking land of stones. Like the people who built the walls, which are made of these enormous pieces of stone if you go to the West Coast, you know, people would have lifted them. And in a culture of boredom, when there's nothing else to do, surely there were competitions.

So he went on Reddit, made a post about it, and someone got in touch and said, yeah, there's a book by Liam O'Flaherty, who's a sort of poet and author, and there's a story in it called The Stone about a man lifting a stone, and he used to lift it as a young man, and he goes back and he lifts it one more time,

and then he dies after he's lifted it, and he goes, fucking, oh, that's maybe a bit of evidence. So that's 2020. Now he's uncovered that stone lifting was an enormous part of Irish history and Irish culture that had been completely forgotten because like the famine

the Gropmoor in Ireland killed off a lot of the sort of oral history that wasn't a huge amount of education and written history and then obviously emigration like loads and loads and loads of Irish people as we know emigrate like the diaspora is enormous

it's all over the world. There's an Irish pub in Baghdad Yeah there's one in Ulham Batar in Mongolia I'd love to do a Irish pub documentary and go to every like wild Irish. That's such a good idea. I was at the Duomo in Florence and I came out

and I went, I'd love a pint. And there was an Irish bar directly out to the Duomo. Unbelievable. I don't have done that. I don't have done like a tour of Irish. Can we look immediately after this? You've talked to me about this before. That's not a new idea, is it?

You've taught the ball doing that. I've always wanted to do it. I've always wanted to do it. And also like Irish pubs is where, for me, storytelling comes from. Yeah. Like great storytelling. And embellished stories.

And like, And I mean that in a good way. Like, the art of storytelling comes from embellishment to me. Do I mean? The thing that, the details you add to a story that aren't 100% true

that make the story tighter and better and more interesting or funny or whatever. Like, that's why I hate this fucking, like, culture on online. Now, you could tweet something or do a bit of stand-up or mention something on a podcast

and the popular thing for troll accounts is, I'll take, did not happen for a thousand pounds, please. says, like, it's, like, to say something, it didn't happen exactly like that. Oh, never let the truth get in the way of a good story. That's exactly it. And that is a very Irish thing, by the way. Like, so making this documentary, we've unearthed, you know, David's rediscovered stonelifting.

We go and interview loads of people about stonelifting. And I would say, there were quite a lot of them who had no idea about stonelifting, but there was a story there and they were going to fucking tell it anyway. And I'm into that as a culture. Unbelievable. So we put out calls for, like, have you? you got historical lifting stones on your land. I got taken down to a campsite.

I can't say where for various reasons. And a man was very excited to show me the ancient lifting stone that his family had been lifting for generations down on the beach. And he took me there and he went, and this is it. And the grass was still green underneath it.

He'd clearly put it there maybe 15 minutes before I'd arrive. Because he'd gone, there could be a bit of money in this. Did not I mean? This could be a little bit of it. I mean, that wasn't true, but it's like family stones, yeah.

Yeah. So as he looked more into it, he discovered something called the Dukas, which is an online resource that, sorry, this is so sort of nerdy, but it is fascinating. I think it's amazing. There's an online resource called the Dukas, which is in the 1930s, 1936 to 1939, the folklore commission in Ireland, asked children to go out into their local neighborhoods, go to the pub, go to the local cafe, wherever, and meet, most of the pub, go meet older people and write, down the stories that they've got. And it could be anything, could be, you know, tales of giants like Phil McCull, who's meant to have built the Giants Causeway, all that sort of stuff. I hope I've got that right. Or it could be, you know, just stories of strong men in the area or whatever. The National Folklore Collection in Dublin have digitised thousands of pages of children's handwriting, and it's now become an online resource. So when David discovered it, he input keywords like stone lifts or strong man and found thousands of hits, thousands of, you know, stories of people lifting stones.

People who were fishermen who'd come off the day's catch, whoever could lift the biggest stone, got the pick of the catch that day. And it turned out it was all that. Like there's so many stories, hundreds. You've mentioned that because we've already had a pint and spoke about this project. Well, quite a few times, but most recently we went for a pint of a few weeks. ago and we were talking about this because I had to catch up because I haven't really seen yeah socially for a while we've worked together on stuff but not like just at a pint and I told

you that that thing reminded me there's a moment it's either in one of Dave Chappelle's specials or it's in one of you know the films he put on Netflix where like he won the Mark Twain Award and there was another couple of things like that that he did and he told he says that when he was a child when he was first starting stand-up. I think he was like 13 when he first starts to stand-up. His mum was like, come and watch them on his first gig. I was like, you need to do this because you're a greedo. I think I've got that word right.

And in a certain culture, I can't tell you exactly which one, because I don't want to get it wrong, there's a guy in the tribe or in the village or wherever, and his job is to remember and know all of that peoples and all of that villages and all of that tribe stories they become essentially

an encyclopedia for the stories of that people. For the human library. Yeah. But for stories though not for facts and shit it's just, oh, I've got to be able to say about this thing. And their job is to learn them all,

use them all, tell them all. Pass them on. And then eventually pass them on so that the next generation has another greedo when that's amazing that in Ireland there's exact.

So a Shanaki, a storyteller, someone whose job is to collect the stories and pass them on, it's still a thing. There's very few people left, and David's become one of them by accident. But we met loads on the way through the shoot of the dark. A guy called Eddie Lennahan down in Claire, who's amazing.

He looks like Gandalf. He's the most knowledgeable person I've ever met. His entire life has been devoted to collecting stories and passing them on. Famously in the 90s, because there's huge swathes of Irish culture that are really interesting, like the fairy forts. So trees that if you harm them

or you chop a branch off or whatever, you'll anger the fairies or you'll disrupt something in sort of an area that we don't understand. He's amazing. I mean, I met him, I asked him about stonelifting and he'd never heard of it.

And then one of the main issues with the doc was, so like Eddie's incredible as a Shanaki and a storyteller. But because he didn't know about stonelifting, he basically went, well, I'm going to ignore what you want to know about and I'm going to tell you about something else. and he told me for about an hour

about sycamore bark so I'd finally manage to track down this man in the 90s he diverted a motorway around a fairy fort like it was a famous story in Ireland 1999 and became sort of well known but getting him to talk about the thing I wanted to it was like trying to interview you if you were in a particularly pugnacious mood

and you don't want to play do you know what I mean and also to him I'm just this sort of posh English lad who's turned up I spent ages having to tell him about like my family history and where I came from. But the story of this sickerball bark has made it into the dock because it, the stones, there's a lot of questions around the stones. You know, is it definitely a historical thing?

That's what we set out to find out. And I genuinely believe it is. But even if it isn't, people have always attributed stories to inanimate objects. And the sycamore bark, there was a tree he took us to. Because I realised quite early on that we weren't going to be able to film in his home because he just didn't, he didn't fancy it, didn't what I mean? I said, where's a good place to film? And he said, there's a tree down the road.

It's very important. It grew out of a blind man's stick. And I went, okay, let's go there. And the story is that this blind man came to a well that's there, and he planted his stick, and it grew into this enormous sycamore tree. And he said to me, I give people pieces of bark every time I meet them.

He said him, because bark, it gives you protection on a journey. It brings you good. look and he said and no one ever laughs everyone always takes the piece of bark and i've got a piece of park like on me all times now because of that there's something fascinating about the the culture and the mythology and the history and i think island lends itself to this as well because of the religion because of the or i mean the catholics and relics go hand in hand don't they and yeah and they've they've lost so much the irish have lost so much in the past you know a millennia really yeah It's wild.

You're saying you love people. It's a documentary about people, isn't it? It is. And every single person we met was astonishing in their own right. Every single person we met was a documentary in their own right. The language is phenomenal. The language has been lost and there's a massive push to, you know, bring it back. There's only small factions of like the West of Ireland that speak it.

You know, it's all over Ireland, but particularly in the West. And the beauty of the language, like... This might seem like such... Sorry, just a silly thing to notice. But is it more prevalent in the West because it is... literally just further away from England. Yeah, I think probably to a degree, yeah. But also it's rural.

Like, it's really rural. The Connemara National Park is, it's like the Lake District Times 10. It's so much more beautiful and wild. And it gets hit by the storms off the Atlantic. So it's an insane place to be. But, like, English is a really boring language. But Irish is fascinating.

Like, there's a broadcaster called Mankan Magan, who died this week who's an amazing man he wrote a book called 32 words for field because in Irish there were 32 words for field or there is 32 words for field

you know be a wet field or a field on a hill or a field by a stream or a field with horses there's you know 99 words for rain I was the one you told me

I was trying to a guy in fact I was trying to David he'd been told by a man called Sean Ocustover who's a Shanaki from Gawley you know in the morning when you see shards of

coming through the clouds. Yeah. And it's just beautiful, isn't it? In Irish, that's Fodier. And Fother Yeh translates as the eyelashes of God. So there's no wonder that the Irish people have such an amazing turn of phrase. Like, everything they say

so lilty. Like, you can track to Mike Rice and he uses the English language in the most insane way possible. And it's amazing to watch. I'm really interested listening to you. I genuinely want to watch it off. It's available. I hope I'm not being boring, by the way. No, it's fascinating, Will. So can you get RTE in

in the UK? Yeah. So it should be on the international player so anyone should be able to watch it. But if not, NordVPN

would be a very good shout. And what is a VPN? Sorry. When's it going out? Monday. 935 Monday. So the day this goes out. Monday 13th?

Yeah. Okay, class. So if you're a patron that's two days from now and if you're a pub, it's either tonight or it's all of the house? So they can go and watch it

on online as well. Yeah, you can watch it live on RTE Play it or download RTE player and watch it afterwards. Yeah, please watch it. Because the more people that watch it, the more... And what are they searching for again? They're searching for Made of Stone

with Indiana Stones, which isn't the title that it was meant to be because Made of Stone is a very good documentary about the Stone Roses, but made of stone with Indiana Stones and it's great. Tag Will and your stories and stuff and show them love. And it's such a privilege to get to make documentary.

Like, I've pitched so many ideas. I've never got anything off the ground, really. I can't believe they've trusted me with it. I'd like to do more. But what we've done is something that's so modern and different to anything else on RTE. It depends how people... I think we should get you to make one for us. I reckon we send you to Baghdad.

Yeah? It's the Irish pub, not just generally. If we did, like, a tour of them, like, the most wacky Irish pubs, that'd be such an interesting. Wacky. That's what I could be called. Wacky Baghdad. they like. I tried to convince you

to do an Iraq special recently. Yeah, I don't want to do an Iraq special. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I'd love to do it. Nine days in Iraq sounds

fucking mental. Yeah? We like mental? Um, by the way, um, Harry, should we, should we do it now?

You're like that? Yeah. So we're thinking we could do the Oklahoma special. Right. The Windy City? That's a super. There's Tony, those.

Windy City's Chicago, isn't it? It's quite windy, that's Tony. Oh, it's Chicago. Luke Combs is playing Harry's Uni. Are you on fucking glue? Are you on glue? I'd rather go Iraq. Are you suggesting

going to a southern state in America to do a special that ends with a Luke Combs concert? You're insane. Why am I? We've fucking done it. No, it would be continuity, wouldn't it? Is he just copy of this thing you've done before?

No, it's not copying the things. We're going to Oklahoma. We find out of all to Oklahoma ranchers. We can go to, there's tornadoes, and now we can go tournette, we can do hurricane chasing. Harry can show us where he lived. He could show us the buzies he used to eat,

and then we go and see Luke Combs. I'm going to go and see fucking Saddam Hussein's hole where they found him. That would be actually interesting as far. Yeah, it would be a great special. Is that like a little place you can go to? Surely they've buried. Ah, well, Luke Combs is playing Baghdad as well.

So that ties up. Nicely. Baghdad's Afghanistan, isn't it? Nope. All right. Cabal is? Carbal is.

Unis. It's the capital of Iraq. Is it? Hmm. Well, we're going to neither, so that's so. Why can't we do the Oklahoma one? What was this? Should we do the Oklahoma thing?

What was that? Show on the dance, honey. Come on. Everybody do the Oklahoma. So Luke Combs started announcing in his tour yesterday. He's only like a home, is he? He's playing the stadium

of the uni that Harry went to. Oh my God. Harry's been there before. I want to go now. Why is this not a good idea? He's all loved Nashville. Yeah, we love Nashville, yeah. Oklahoma is the sooner state?

It's shit. Did you know? I've heard it's shit. He's told us in nothing else. Is it shit, Harry? He's told us it is. I mean, there's some shit parts to it. but like on the whole there's native americans we can go do like pow-wows and that

there we can go and sing with them there is good butties he is right we could do like oklahoma to new orleans we can end it in new orleans i'll do that that would be good or the other way around can't go back to america to do the same fucking special but like but we ended in new orleans oh but new orleans is a bit french and guess who's playing in new orleans yeah it's luke homes come on let's go and do the luke homes too this time it's personal It was personal last time It was for you Yeah

Yeah, but we did it for you Oh Anybody chooses not to do it Yeah Oh, you just all loved it You can't get fucking games We loved Nashville yeah 100%

And now you know more of his songs You don't want to do it every year You love him now You're sharing his reels Yeah like ordinary to cover Not his song I'll text him and ask him to do that for you Come on

That's one Sort of £20,000 on the business car Let's go Adam's already bought it I've said it. Put it in chat, GBT. Book everyone to Oklahoma, done. Ideally, school holiday, so Laura's Newman. Yeah, same.

Easter, summer holiday, Christmas. Christmas in Oklahoma. Will, where do you want to take us next? What do you want to do with us? What do you want to do? That's a really great question now, because obviously we get a million patron special suggestions. We're always doing this, but we have to... We've got Kilimanjaro coming up.

Yeah. We do have to have these big trip, are big, sort of... We do a couple of year, don't we? Yeah, there's one mega one a year and there's a couple of little ones. Yeah. I think we should do every continent.

Yeah, we've done three. No? No, over the course of the next few big ones. Why don't we go to Antarctica and try and find the polar bear who drank the Coca-Cola? Fuck off. Is Luke Colby's playing?

I think we need to do South America, that. South America would be great. He's playing there. We're in a boat. Peru? Yeah? I don't want to go to Peru.

Argentina. Brazil? The obvious one is Thailand. We should definitely go to Thailand. If Luke Combs is doing Thailand. As long as he does the voice. No way. Luke Combs is doing with Thailand.

He probably is. You know, he's doing a whale toy. He's doing it. He's doing everywhere. He's doing Amfield. Almost definitely. This is Adam last week. No.

He's doing the RICO Arena. Thailand. He's doing Murrayfield, Wembley and somewhere in Dublin. He's got to be doing Thailand. He's not doing Thailand. How'd you know?

Just Googled it. No, it doesn't get announced tomorrow. Oh, right, okay. I bet you Wembley's not on his website either, is it? But I've added on good author or is he that he is.

Box he posts in a video most of it? Yeah. Thailand, I think would be fire. Thailand and Vietnam. Yes, please. Yeah. Moped. Adam, he's on concerts.

Just trips. Nice. With no Luke Combs' concerts. He wants to do Thailand. I'd like Thailand. South America. South America would be great. Where in Asia?

Thailand. Not like the other bit, like up. What? What? No, we'll do bottom in it. We'll do bottom. We'll do bottom first. Can you really be sick.

We've already done Asia. It's in India Asia. Yeah. It's down there though and I'm saying go that way. We've done a bit of Asia. We're not going to Oklahoma to watch Luke Holmes. Okay. Thailand and Vietnam.

Do you want to go and watch Luke Holmes in? That's hard to go. And you're bringing problems, not fucking solution. thousand penguins. It's fucking massive. South America. I reckon we go and do a jungle in South America see if we can win the people over.

The Amazon's there? That's the big one, isn't it? Yeah, Peru would be good. Bolivia would be good. These are all high, aren't they? Oh, my dad. No. Laughty.

Oh, Bolivia. Good coffee over there. A man from Del Monte says, yes. South America. South America. I think that's the next big one. So in 2020. Machu Picchu.

What? Machu Picchu. Stop trying to walk up shit. Well, one of the wonders of the world. You just don't want to walk up anything, do you? No, I'm not walking up.

No, I'm not walking up. No, I'm not going to one of the wonders of the world. There's a wonder of the world in Bodrum. Yeah. What? And there's a JJB.

It says Nan. Yeah. And I ask. How she takes this many cock? It is wonder. He did Chinese. What is it? Huh?

No, he didn't. No, he didn't. He did Turkish. Oh, sorry. You did Jari's. What's the, what? The mausoleum of halakanarsus. That's what they call an arse.

Why didn't we go? I don't know. We were just chilling, weren't we? We went on a boat trip instead. I don't know. I was sat on my own. It can't be one of the wonders of the world. One of the seven?

Yeah, the seven man-made ones. So, like, the Taj Mahars one. Yeah, the pyramids. Yeah. Steve and Jeddad. Byster the Dima. Yeah. And my nan's ass.

That's a real world. with it in it. Sorry, I got that wrong. So just to check, where's the special? Is Nan's ass? We've done that. I'm sorry. That's in, yeah.

Belivia. Yeah, so, man, south, man. Oh, you say Dan ain't going to die. That'll be really into that. That's really high, isn't it? Yeah, but it's nothing in comparison. Careful what you're on. That's really high.

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And we are back, part four of four. Let's do some specific to Will. Shell Barrett says, when Will started filming, which members of the Haverwood gang were the most and least camera shy? So when did you start? It was the very first ghost hunt in 21.

Yeah, May 2021, I think. Yeah. Surely Finn was the most camera shy. I mean, it was Finn. You're saying that you haven't got better since then, and I'm saying objectively, yes, you have. Oh, no, I have got better since then, yeah.

But you said the day that you haven't, you said you're like, you were always that good. The budget for the first ghost hunt was about £14, wasn't it? Yeah, but it also looks like Michael J. Foxx shot it on a Blackberry. It does.

It's bad. It's objectively bad. I have got better. But the kit's got better as well. And also, we've got really talented of people that come and work with us now. Like, we've got Martin and Josh and Adam Rowe as well.

It was just in, house with no plan as well. It worked, though. I was excited. I loved it. Like, it was a few moments where you're like, how has Barry built up this semi-detached in South Yorkshire

to the point where we're shitting ourselves? Yeah. Like, it's there. There's real emotion in it. Would you, you know, the, the ghost on? Yep. I get, this has basically been one big Patreon advert today. If, uh, Patreon.com slash have a word pod,

go and sign up and watch the very first ghost hunt. it's a East Drive 30th East Drive 30th Street in Ponte Fract which is in Yorkshire not Wales because it does sound

like Fireman Sam lives there doesn't it? Would, you know you sort of don't want to spoil anything but something happened with you on that one in the ghost house would you sleep in that room

on your own? No, no. It's mad that in it? Yeah, no. Just not at all. It's an honourable house as well. Like, it's, like... Oh, that's what...

It's not that you're scared, just you don't like the decor. No, but I mean, like... It's a scary house anyway. It's all been old and the crepe and then run down and there's a bit like... Yeah, they've done well there.

If they've fully renovated it with loads of IKEA stuff, it'd lose some of the mystique. Yeah, if there was a fucking, like, a fucking, like, diffuser and, like, take away from it. I think I'd be braver if we weren't back there. It wasn't scary.

There was nothing remotely scary about it. It was also like... first ghost on. Yes, there was. There wasn't. It was because we were terrified and it was only four years ago. I was in there on my own

quite a lot during that shoot and it was absolutely fine. How did everyone feel about Chilly Castle? I mean, you were sad. I was having a great time. Green and Castle. Great special.

Yeah. I think we are. Listen, we're due a ghost hunt. Oh, my. I love one. Kino says, how difficult is it to keep these bell ends focused?

looks an absolute nightmare on a regular patron but when it comes to the specials it must be an absolute disaster at times especially when alcohol is involved so you do I think that's what Carl meant a little bit before where you seem older because you do have to play sort of like dad

because we on a special it really is like releasing us into the wild and there is a little bit of right we should do this we should do that but you're the one who has to go come on we've got to make a special you know how you do I have to play a character of, like a producer. Or Harry got shout to that in Turkey.

It wasn't by you, but it was by your team. Shout to that. Do you remember? No. On the... Oh, I do. Yes, I do. Yeah.

How did he got shouted that for not doing what he should have been doing. Yeah. There is an element of... When we first started making the specials, I just observed. Like, it was all pure sort of... I just, it was like a war correspondent. I just observed what was happening. Like Lorette de Marr, I just stepped back and let it happen.

Do you know what I mean? It's one of our best... On specials, I think. It was great. I loved Lorette de Mar. Actually, I want to change my answer from earlier. I love Lorette de Marr.

I gave one of the most popular ones. It was the first time it all felt really spectacular and, like, mad. We were in Spain doing anything. I got high, man. Yeah, of that lollipot? Oh, you did. I smoked a reefer, didn't I?

He did. Oh, the CBD. Yeah. No, no. Full of hash. Ganger, man. Gondger man. Stephen Elliott says,

what special would will like to have been part of and not just a spectator to? Which one would you have actually like to... If we had gone, hey, drop the cameras, someone else will film it, you can be on screen. Which one would you have joined in on? Chocolate dinosaurs.

I hated the special. By the way, it's one of the most popular ones we've ever done. I hate... When it came out, I felt awful about it and watched all the comments come in saying, this is the best one you've ever done. That was on the way to Nashville, isn't it? Yeah.

I would have loved to have been involved in that. Just seemed like a lot of fun. Do you remember when we were in the lobby and we had loads of dinosaurs and I remember Adam going, man, why are you doing them now? It'd be way too high when it starts. And I was like, Adam, I don't know what I'm doing.

These will kick in much later. 48 minutes later when I was crying, laughing and Abath in the Premier in on Hanover Street, oh, man alive. I've never been so giddy and high. I can't watch that one. I can't, I can't do it to myself. That's special.

It freaked me out too much. I think, if not the best, top three moments ever with Jamie when we left the room. Oh, my God. Like, every, I watched it on streamload. I fucking cry, laughing. I think we need to put a best bit

thing together and put it out publicly, you know, to let people know what they're sort of missing. We should do. Well, get on that. Loads of timelines for you. 47 timelines. We should do it. Goodbye, Will.

Sam Lazarus said, I want to know, says, I want to know if Will could go back and reshoot any of the current specials that actually got released, which one would it be and why? If you could get a redo. It is Ghost Up One.

I'd love to go back and redo that with the kit we've got. I think we could do that. I think... It would be really funny if you went back and revisited that place to see what happened. I think we could do that in about

an hour and a half, though? I don't know if... Like, do you not think we just go on... But that's extra content, I wouldn't say it was special. Can you stay over there? I think you can pay...

Barry does like overnight things or he used to, definitely. Overnight at East Drive. An actual. do a Ouija board and try and make it and Luke Holmes is doing pontiffract Oh, there we go We'll tie that in with Murrayfield

Yeah, close That hurt my head It's on the way, isn't it? If we could do every special for the next year Ends with a Luke Combs concert, I'm in. I bet you are. In terms of the rest of your career, Will, in terms of filmmaking, I mean,

I hope you're with us till you or we die. I'm here till the bitter. end. Love it. Finn said this to me before. He was like, what if you end up making loads of documentaries

I went, I'll still do this. I'm here till the bitter dying breath. You know, when we first started doing this, you said, I'd love to, I remember this very vividly. You said, I'd love to see if we could do 10 years to have a word. Yeah.

That was like the timeline you had, wasn't it? Yeah. I think we're going to easily. I think we could do another 10. If we do 4 years now, another 10 from now. Yeah. 50 in total.

You know what I was talking about before about me thinking I needed a break from something like it it can't be the pod we talked about this on the q and a that went out on patreon didn't we yeah we it can't be the pod because you're uh it's like you're on this magical roller coaster but if i get off i'm never allowed back on it whereas stand-up can be stopped for a bit i thought because we're very different people and it can get a bit combustible in places but also we know how to work with each other and i know you take the piss going are you even my best mate in the world but the most important thing is i know i

I know the point, the most important thing is, as soon as we get in here, it fucking works a dream. And we are good mates outside of this. And I think the fact that it's three of us that own it, that's massive. Because I think you and I just own it together. Because if it was more of the moment, we'd all be skinned. I'm not, I can't be asked. No one getting my shares, but that worked. What can we do in 10 years?

How, like... If we ended it in four years, like, the 10 years, we'd be like, fuck me, we're not even starting. Yeah. I honestly think, like, two of us have to die before this stops. Yeah. Oh, I think we'd still carry on. If one of us... No, two deaths, I think it will be at the same time, yeah.

If one... Listen, if I pop it, I want a sad episode, maybe two sad episodes, weird... One side public, one side patron. Yeah, and then just get on with it. Can we funeralize, patronise your funeral? You won't be... We can go.

I don't think... Listen, you're all going to be there. I think Laura might have some reservations about your film in my actual funeral. But here is, here is... Here is... the permission, babe, I'm dead. Okay? Let them film it.

If you die on the way on today, that is going to be so bleak. And Adam's organising it. There we go. There you go. The first stagged two funeral. Laura's also going to now, I'm going to have two funerals. One that she doesn't tell you about, but she organises. As long as we get the body, I'm not asked. But then we've got to keep on.

So if one of us pops it and you're like, I can't believe you do it will out, Adam. Yeah, well, it's what we wanted, what we all wanted. I don't know how do we ever stop this I can't see I can't see a reason why we just evolve don't we we do the next thing we do the club we do why we ever stop have a word

what's wild is we are because I think if we stop enjoying it no no I mean have a way there's it we are all massively different we've already spent a huge portion of our very important adult lives together like you've got married I've got married other people will get married and have kids

you've had kids you come to my 40s Do you ever think about that? You're my whole 40s. If we do 10 more years, we've spent the most important part of our lives together, which is insane, isn't it? Another 25 years, I think. Oh, there you go.

Yeah, yeah. I don't see why now? Hang on. I'll be 69 years old. Someone I love. Get hit by a blast. And I won't stop smoking. In your filmmaking life away from my word,

if you could follow one person who's alive, One living person. This is not one of our for a year to make a documentary about them. Who would it be? Oh, I don't know. I don't.

I don't know. About LeBron James. Apart from. Apart from LeBron James. Who you're always going on about. I never stopped talking about LeBron James. And Marlborough Golds. Have you not heard the rumours

that he's going to retire this weekend on the same day? And honestly he's running for the presidency. He was that that one-de-de- It was a whiskey advert. It was a hernancy advert. What do you mean? That whole thing was like the Henn-dog thing.

What do you mean? It was a... No, this is today. Oh. Oh, you've done another big decision thing. No, like today, like, yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's happening. Well, I'd like to follow that for a year.

Who's that band you're always banging on about? Fleetwood Mac. At which one again? You're always banging on about... What, Skinny Living? Yeah. Oh, I love Skinny Living. Do you know Skinny Living?

No one does. Oh, they're great. They're really good. Well, that's the issue they should do. They're from Wakefield. They're shout out Skinny Living. Really good. Go and listen to them.

Very good. to do a documentary film like somewhere between like folk and soul oh nice very very do they play are they from waitfield do they play uh haunted houses in pontiffract because i see a musical finish focus nothing to do with filmmaking is that black people playing the banjo no it's not yes yes the banjo guitar from before what about travel mcdonald he's quite interesting yeah Trevor macdonald i follow him for you if i knew it was i'd be making I thought you were asking him that he was in that ban. Hey, he fits the bill.

He's got a banjo. That's not LeBron James. He's a LeBron James. Here's a fact. Trevor McDonald can't jump. He's a LeBron James. I'm telling you right now, if you and Trevor McDonald would have a one on one and a half course, I've got me money on Treve, mate, I'm telling you that for him.

I will smoke that old cunt. I'll learn basketball. I suck him off. That seems winning them. Yeah, you've got more points, but I think I've won. You can't come anymore. I mean, men can come well into the 90s. No, you can always come.

You can always come unless your cock falls off. I don't think he's got to... I think Trevor McDonald can come more than you can jump. He's 86 years of age, Trevor McDonald's not coming anymore. They're so caught. We still having fucking kids when he was 86. Yeah, but he was a fucking crooner, won't he? A crooner?

Ed's O'Connor He's in one of the ears on he? Oh, Claire Sweden. You know what I mean? He had tits. He was shagging younger women. Yeah, yeah.

You're never like a, whoa. Tell him that Donald. Yeah, he's not, Trevor McDonnell is not expected to shackle like regularly visits the same prostitutes. There you go.

Oh, we've dispersed the main room. Can't jump, but he can fuck sex records. Nearly said it. Thanks for your answer. Nice. You're welcome. I'll go with your original LeBron James.

Harry Robinson says, have you ever had an ingrowing hair in your bum hole and had to have anus surgery? And I feel like, you know, he might know something. I have, yeah. I've had an ingrown hair in my bum hole and had to have an anaest surgery. You've had a bumole surgery?

I didn't get paralysed by an ingrown hair in my bumole. What is this? So 2014, one of the Edinburgh festivals that I did. I couldn't afford to live there for just the month because it's so expensive to rent during August. So I moved there for six months. Got there in July. It was great, had a great month,

had a great festival, and then in September, nobody was there, there was no work. So I had to sit in my ex-girlfriend's car coming down to Manchester like once a week and then go back again.

Absolutely fascinating as to how you get it and growing air from all this. Because I was sat on my ass so much in the car, and she had an oldness of my crew, it was really shaky. My hair grew back up into my arms. Standing up for the rest of this episode,

actually. No way, the doctor said genuinely. So it's called a pale and idle cyst. It's really common. particularly in men and women as well, but mostly in men. What about trans? And I'm not sure they can get it. And it went back in and nearly paralysed me.

The hair coiled around my spine, like in around my spine and became cyst. And I nearly, yeah, got paralyzed. But I found out, so I'd got back to Manchester for a night out with my mate, Ellie. We went to the pub and she went, why aren't you sitting down? And I'm, I don't worry about it. It's fine. And then as the night progressed. I am now instantly worried.

As the night progressed. Have a seat will. Don't worry about it. She kept me like, why aren't you sitting down? I've got a Nissan Micro. I end up going, listen, I've got a really weird lump on my, like, coccyx? Like, it really hurts. So for a laugh, she had a look at it, and she went, we should go to the hospital now.

So he went to the hospital, she came with me. Long story short, when she found out I needed a surgery straight away, she went back out, and I went into surgery and had it removed within, like, four hours of being in hospital, because it would have paralysed me. Do you think if you'd gone for a pint with a man, you'd be paralysed right now? Maybe, yeah. Yeah, wild, did it? Why didn't your ex noticed it?

It's a good point, actually. He's always still up. Did she ever peg you? No, never pegged me. Well, that's why. She never seen her. Peg your men more. Peg your men more to stop them getting paralysed.

Peggy man to save the life. I think we should go to Oklahoma to raise money for them. Shall we do some executive orders? This ain't just any order. This is an executive order. Do you want me to check the other American states he's doing? I imagine he's doing the majority of them. Apparently, it's Thailand, Vietnam, Bolivia or a bust.

This ain't just any order. This is an executive order. Ow! Have you got an executive order, Will? Because obviously you're a dormant comedian. I am a dormant comedian. Have you got any executive orders for us? I've got one that I genuinely believe in.

The day you receive your state pension, you cannot leave the house on a bank holiday because it isn't for you the one day I'm not in a full-time employment anymore but when I was the one day

I would want to go to a garden centre was on a bank holiday and it is full of old people I hate all people the moment you try and leave the house you get three strikes and you get shot in there yay well's one of us

because why are they out on a Monday it's not for them they've got every other day there's eight is it eight or nine days a year that are just for people who work retire people cannot get involved.

It's brilliant. I've never thought about it before. You're welcome. But are we going to get a stay pension now? Yeah, you're putting into it. I mean, isn't going to get to an age where it's like, oh, you have to be 95 to claim it? It's just getting further and further back.

Yeah, but it's not going to go to 95. You might have to be 70 by the time you're retiring, maybe even 72, but then life expectancy will be better. Why paying into a pension? Where not? I get a fucking telling. It's already up to, it's already going up to 60.

they've confirmed that. Yeah, but we're... I reckon everyone in this room's getting to, like, 120, 125. Yeah. 1.25? Yeah? Dick Van Dykes 100th in December.

Taking the piss out of me. And he's still on Conan and I? I'm on test. Do you think I'm getting 125? I think that might be overshooting it a little bit. The only way you don't get to 1-25 is like if he quit smoking and the bus gets him. No, they've said, haven't it?

Most people now alive will make it to 200. No, they haven't. No, but no, no, they haven't. People born now. About 10 years ago, the first person born, the first person who's going to live to 200 was born, and they reckon last week, the first person who's going to live to 300 was born. Oh, wow, it's a big jump.

Yeah. 100 years in a couple of years. But you've got to be a boring cunt to hit it. Or go to dodging buses. I think they've, like, they've put like a tag on the girl who was born so they can keep an eye and see where she ends off. That'll be good for it. Tag her, tag the baby.

what does Google keep that one in the house Google says 73 average yeah but like we're not average are we no we're not you're your fucking gains

and you're fitter now I'll take 80 happily also I can't afford to live past 80 I'm planning to have a pretty lavish retirement would you deal on that now

80 handshaking on the morning of your 80th birthday you blow your candles out and someone comes in blows your head off right I don't want to be shot it's not in front of your family with a gut

oh just privately no they're not at your birthday because you fell out oh okay I had my birthday the night before my birthday and they're like happy birthday

I was like this is shite you're like oh fuck off you oh no you haven't spoke for years at this point oh right are we there yeah and we're there

all right great who needs a family we're the only people who could cope with talking to you no one else can possibly done's euthanasia murder will be on page Atrean.com slash I've worked on.

How old will your children be when you're 80? Oh yeah, they'll be... 36 years from now. So 44 and... So Etta'll be your age when you blow your head off? I take that, yeah. If I live to see if it be 44, I'll take that. I would honestly take...

And this is not a bit, I'll take 80. Totally. I'll take 80. I've read the engine a few times. Yeah, if it's 44 by then, she could be divorced by then. You're taking it now, but Etta doesn't want if 80-year-old dad to blow his own head off.

No, okay. Once again, I don't want a gun to be involved. I want to die in my sleep midwank. Much quicker than a knife, though. Oh, I'm, no, I can't sleep, wank. Stab his head. Can my murder not be here? I want to die under my wife's asshole and vagina.

I want to, yeah, that's how I want to go. I want to suffocate under a... Are you still married? And you're killing yourself? What? Laura's still here? I'm not killing myself. It's not a suicide.

I'm just saying, if you gave me 80, I'll take it. Even if you got... I'm not killing myself. self at 80. I'm just, if there's an all-powerful thing that just turns me off, 80 sounds great. No, no, but what, so what I'm saying is as an iteration on that, if someone come to you

now, I was like, we will monitor you, we'll put this little beep, little beep, little beep, and we can monitor that, and we can make sure that you're healthy enough to live to your 80, and you'll feel good as well, even at 80, you'll feel as good as you do now.

I'm telling you, I'm going for this, go. But the morning of your You open your present, come in, your kids are there, and in front of them, shotgun to the face. Are they Russian? No.

No. You kids? No, they're not. Are they? I don't think so. It's great to have you, Will. It's like, honestly, the assassins from Leak.

Leak in Staffordshire. Unbelievable pull, and that is a first mention for Leak from Staffordshire. I'd forgotten I was here then. I just slip into. Oh, there. do funnies, I'll just make sure it's in focus.

Can I make some sort of deal on the end of my life? Because I like the number. I like the number, but I want to wiggle room, I want wiggle room with the execution in front of my family, maybe my grandchildren. I think that might damage them a little bit. The kids that are the lads close their eyes.

Cool. Cool. But they will hear the bang. What happens if you get to 78? They go, right, two years. It's like a PCP. Like it's coming up, you know, either balloon payment to shock onto the head. Or they We'll give you five more years, it's 85, but you'll get progressively shite.

I think in that moment, you would take the five more years. Carl, the reason I'm taking 80 is because I think in your 80s you can slide. And I don't want to hear, my nan was pole-voted at 96. So what? Sliding? Do you slide as a child?

Oh, damn. Your 80s are fine. You're fucking skydiving. R-80s should be fine, though, with Western medicine. Oh, I'm on Easter. medicine. Will what do you want age? 80's fine. 80'd do me.

You're not going to get to 80 and go, oh, I don't want to die. No, I'd be happy with that. That's the nature of the deal, in it. I don't think you want to die at any point, but the deal is you are healthy. Fit as a fiddle for your age till that. But there is a dropping off. So you basically go in, because I'm alleviating the risk of cancer, something awful, boss, God bless you, Nan.

I'm basically I'm banking like an amazing 36 years there are you a year off a World Cup there oh yeah sorry I won't do it I won't do it for World Cup you don't see the eighth straight Saudi

World Cup What is you want to go What are you happy with 80 As old as possible Yeah I think so I want to let's it 100 of me I would take this deal and back myself to get the gun off him.

Rassal him, Granddad, Adam. Don't worry, I will. He's some fucking staff at you. Swat him. I'd take 100 of me because then when you die of one, it's like,

ah, that's good, in it? But 80's like, oh no, he's gone. A hundred's like good. Yeah, but by then, 100 might be. Okay, so here's the question then. So you get two offers.

A fella comes here, and he goes, listen, and the angel of death brother. From Lee. Sounds like he's from Dovka. Dovka. Dovka, where she harks you? And basically, you've got two options here.

I'm a magical death fairy. How'd you get in? How'd you get in me out? Can I see your ID? Because there's been a lot of scams around here. I'm trying to eat me tea, you laugh. Is this a good time? I'm a magical death fairy.

You can see the bad. Hey? Scammers don't get the van detail like that. MDS, that's the build, is that? Very good. It's not my van. And he comes for you as well, look.

So he goes, right. Either you die at 80. Okay. And you are fighting fit. You could box at 80. Like, you're still fucking good as you are now. Yeah. Box now.

I'll learn boxing before an 80 just class Can I do jujitsu? You heard And deal 80 But you're just You're just gonna drop dead The morning of your 80th birthday

Gone, bah Like, you know Or and you can't tell anyone So you can't like prepare for it You can't prepare like your friends and relatives That you're going to go You just know Yeah

That's me job like 80 or we'll give you to a hundred but from 65 onwards you get literally worse by the day which you do probably anyway yeah but like it's like

once you're like sort of at 70 it's bad oh so I have an awful life for 10 years or have a boss life no an awful life for 35 years I'm sorry I don't want another day I die because I'll be like I've got three weeks left

and I just do me Jack. That would do me, heading. Have you seen the fellow on his wall, he's put, like, his life expectancy in weeks, so it's visible, so we know how many weeks he's got left. Yeah, but I had those dickheads

are going to be so fucking gutted when they find a lump or something, aren't they? That's not how it works. No, but I don't want to, like, oh, I'll die this day, that'd be awful. I'd love that. I'd like to know.

You want to know the day you'll die. Yeah, I'd let's know the exact date and time. Wouldn't you wake up? That day, don't just stay in? Yeah, probably. No, because you go, it's a meteorite it, you know. If you're just trying to cheat death by not leaving the house I'm going to die today

Fuck that I'm a herbert now Come and get me death Think I'm answering the door It's your kid It's the magical death Ferry Don't answer the door I know what he wants He's happy at a magical death very

Full of life So you want to know the day you die Yeah 100% If it's in 30 years time Yeah that's the problem isn't it If it's like in 12 years You're like oh maybe I didn't want to know Or maybe you do.

Because then 12 years, I'd really commit to something. Do that anyway? Oh, yeah. Look at every day like it were your last? I'd love to know the exact time. No, that sounds horrific. I'd be so scared. If an executive order from the listener,

have we just done our own demise? I think we've just done our own demise, haven't we? Yes. Feels like a... So, Will, plug your tour. Coming up soon. At Will underscore Huchby. Yeah.

There you go. That's Instagram. RTE for his little show. RTE. RTE1. R35, 13th of October. Thanks for having me on. On the RTE player afterwards.

Or on the RTE player. So you haven't missed it. And the views count for 21 days. Nice. The 21 days is the most important thing. So if you can't watch it on Monday, watch it on a loop. Listen, if you're a nerd,

bought it for them. Please do. Yeah. Not so it's obvious, though. No. We don't want 26 million. views on our TV. No, no, I do want

26 million views. That would be unbelievable. Party forum, please. Yeah, and thanks for having me on. Oh, well, we love you. Thanks, boys. We love you. Here's for the next 10 years.

And be on minimum. Have we got a song? Yeah, we do. Is it skinny living? It's not skinny living. Not interesting. It's not skinny living. My tune, the comeback is out next Friday.

Self-aggrandizing twat. Next week. So that'll be on next week's episode, but you can pre-save it now. Links in the bio. This week, we've got a band called The Mystics, who one of the members is Jack Finnegan's dad. Is that right?

That's cool as fuck. That's what I got told. What? He doesn't know idea. Oh, that's what I got told in my DMs. No idea. Oh, yeah, let's be dad's man. This is their song called Red Jeans.

Cowboy pants. That was an insane instruction. Love you, lids, love you well. Bye, food. Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that ringing on my bell? Like itself, there's I'm blinded by you. Love everything you do and you.

Good on the red cheese, baby. Good on the red cheese, baby. Put on the red jeans, baby Put on the red jeans, baby You'll never see the lights you, shining to the sky at night You'll never see no lights you shine into the sky at night You'll never see no lights you, shine into the sky, night when you shine it to the sky at night when you put on the red jeans baby put on the red jeans baby put on the red jeans baby put on the red jeans baby put on the red jeans baby

You start knocking Who's that knocking Who's that knocking Who's that knocking? You start knocking on my door You'll never see the light to shine to the sky at night. sky at night you'll never see no light to shine into the sky at night with you

shining to the sky at night with you put on the red jeans baby put on the red jeans baby put on the red jeans baby put on the red jeans baby put on the red jeans baby yeah yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.