Hey Riddle Riddle - #101: All The Mimosas You Can Carry

Episode Date: June 24, 2020

We are fresh off our 100th episode bringing you that Riddle content you know and love! If you thought we were going to do some kind of reset to re-introduce the show and bring in more listeners, boy-oh-boy you've got another thing coming! Mixed into today's hilarity we explore a dirty movie set, an even dirtier profession, a brand new super villian, a cold treat to beat the heat, some family dynamics, a family shower, and a woman with the most interesting life ever! Happy #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. It's episode 101, no shit, all Italian food, I'm little PD Parmesan This is our new of course we said after episode 100 we're gonna take a hard pivot and now all we do is review food So let's go ahead and get into the restaurants we reviewed this week I of course went to Olive Garden when you're not here. You're divorced. I thought it was a plus I give it 110 breadsticks. Thought it was delicious Of course, I got the wedding soup and the Italian wedding soup my apologies My apologies Aaron. What did you review this week? I got confused and I reviewed my neighbors Okay, and they didn't taste good at all. And my apologies I called you Aaron that was a previous host of a similar show.

Your name is Big Bull Soup. Yep. And tacos, tacos, tacos. What did you review? I slept through it. So once again we did not coordinate. We reviewed three different things. I do give my sleep through it 110 breadsticks. I thought it was great. I really enjoyed the extra sleep and disease. And when you said you slept through it, what is it? When we stopped recording the last episode until just moments ago. Perfect, this has been another episode of Yum Yum Tommies.

And if you're a new listener to the show who just joined us after episode 100, goodbye. Uh, we wish you well. Thanks for having us. Listener to the show who just joined us after episode 100 goodbye We wish you well Good luck be careful where sunscreen we will not block the exit We will open that door wide and let you sprint out Do you guys remember that song about sunscreen was that vitamin C? What I don't know this when I graduated I graduated in 2000 Yeah, when I graduated in 2000 our class song was

Was that the same one is like wait? I don't like go Yeah, but I've had him in C Yeah, sunscreen Well, isn't there a bunch of lyrics where they're like dance like nobody's watching and always wear sunscreen was that the same song or is that? No, I think a different song, but it's so similar. It's like that he's like doing a speech. It's like, maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you have children, maybe you won't. I don't know how I remember that. It's like a TED talk. It's like a song that's, that's

basically a TED talk. But to be clear, it's not vitamin C's graduation. Well, it could have been. But I, no, I don't know the lyrics to songs. Like I know like as our lives go, we remember all the times we had to Remember I obviously remember those lyrics but others in that I don't know Hey, she could have talked about sunscreen the rest of the song about all the times we had to framer Yeah, and just for those are good times just for listeners. We do have a I have a JPC dictionary here Frambers what japes calls making friends in November So and Aaron what do you think Frimber is for me?

Uh, yeah, that too. Not throwing embers at your friends. That's what I, thank you. Addle you a rocket is throwing embers at my friends, which I do on Ash Wednesday. Uh, gotta have Embers to get Ash. It is part of my religion. Of course, it's crazy. Or should we go back to riddles? Like just riddles 101,

the original thing that the show is based on. Should we go back to it? Yeah, I'm going to go back to riddles. I should. I am still little PD Parmesan. Aaron, you're going to be bull a soup. Big bull a soup. Sorry. BBBBS, bowlinging for Big Bull Soup, and GAPes are gonna be TTT type of Zackos Tacos. And that is fine, and I'm fine with that, but I do think that we should go back to Riddles, and I wanna tell you why I think

that we should go back to Riddles. It's because of an email that we got just the other day. This is as far as I can tell, a scam or spam email, but here's how it begins. Hi there. My name is Anouj Agarwal, maybe, and I'm the founder of Feed Spot.

I would like to personally congratulate you as your website, Hey Riddle Riddle, which is Hyperlake, and I did not click it, because it is a, oh, I'm sorry, no, that's just our art 19 Hyperlake, has been selected by our panelists as one of the top five riddle podcasts on the web. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

And then you links to me as well. Blog feedspot.com slash riddle podcast. And then you said, I personally give you a high five. And what to thank you for your contribution to this world. This is the most comprehensive list of top five Rital podcasts, again, hyperlinked to the executive hyperlink on the internet, and I'm honored to have you as part of this. We'd be grateful if you could help us spread the word by briefly mentioning about the top five Rital podcasts list in any of your upcoming

posts. Please let me know best a news. And then again, one more link to try feed spot for business, something that I do know what it is. So, naturally, I was intrigued as all hell. I did not pick any legs because I don't want any computer viruses, but I did email him back immediately and said, who are the other five? Okay, I think I know the other five are we five? Are we fifth to which I didn't receive a reply. He said hi clue You can check the list we'd be thankful if you can help us spread the word my briefly mentioning top five rental podcasts and any of your Upcoming posts Please let me know if you can do the needful best a new and twitch. I responded dude just tell me

I'm still waiting on the reply. Don really wouldn't know who this other top five fertile podcast are. When I first named it Hey, Where the Rital, one, everyone I talked to you said that's a terrible name. Don't do that, including strangers. Including the outstanding. There's literally someone after a world news show who was talking to me about,

they're like, you should do another podcast. I'm like, I have one in the works. And I mentioned the name and they're like, woof. So that was awesome. But I did see some other riddle podcast. I'm like, I have one in the works. And I mentioned the name and they're like, woof. So that was awesome. But I did see some other riddle podcast. We had, there's puzzle it. There's lateral spree well, which is all lateral thinking problems. What else? I don't know. You dug this grave. Dude, I'll click the link. I don't give a shit. I'm all viruses. From all that weird porn I watch.

No, I deleted that email specifically so that no one would click that link. Ah! Yeah, I'm sorry. You never let me learn for myself. I am still waiting. I think it was just a day ago. So he may be respond and let me know

just who the top five riddle podcasts are. I honestly, I'm not gonna search for it. I'm not gonna Google it. I'm not gonna understand what his company does, but I really wanna know who our competition is in this riddle domain. I wanna see a scene. Aaron, you mentioned the weird porn you watch.

Is that what you said? Yeah. At some point, just moments ago. So I do what I'm saying. You glued it all that. You picked up on that real idiot. Everyone else let that go. My antenna always perks up at porn.

And I wanna see a scene. Aaron, this is gonna be all three of us at some point And this is and you're gonna start off Aaron. This is gonna be a scene from one of the weird porns you watch Okay, I'm the director Act one scene one. This is called antenna porn It's not what you think Pardon me. Pardon me. Yes. I'm the script, which I love, is Thread Bear. And I'm trying to understand what my character's motivation is.

I'm sorry, I'm not sure what Thread Bear means. Oh, you did. Did somebody call me? I'm an emotionally accessible bear named Thread. Oh boy. No. No, we're shooting your scene later today. And we can give us a second.

It's just backing in substance, and I'm an act war, and I need to know something really so I can dig my teeth into it. And I did see on page four, I really do dig my teeth into it. But I want to know what I can harness, what I can harvest for the scene. Reginald Big Penis, that's your name, right? Yes, it's actually regalant, big penis.

You got the big penis, exactly right. Wait, did you just say reginald Big Penis. You got the Big Penis, exactly right? Wait, did you just say Reginald Dick Penis? Or Big Penis? Well, you know what? It's a Reginald thing, what I'm across the pond, I go by Reginald Dick Penis, but when I'm here in America, as the Americans do, I go by Reginald Big Penis.

I brought the bond, how long is your penis? I can't stress this enough, Thrive Bear. You're seen as later today today and disgusting. You are loved. I want to do Lyard, okay, for acting. So I've been there. I understand. The scene that you're in doesn't necessarily, it's sort of surface level. So like, you don't have to dig deep. We're not doing any method acting things here. What you see is what you get, and action. Certainly, certainly. But beneath the surface of any metropolitan area, they see underbelly. And that is what I hope to bring to the role.

And cut, I'm sorry, could you read the script? See, I thought I was. I'll never forget in high school, I won regional big penis award. Is a small region. It's very, yeah, it's a very small region. Tiny, tiny region. Hey, what have you guys been up to since our

100th episode? Have you been celebrating? Mostly confetti all the time. Yeah, I can see your drench in it. Yep. You're so ready to get it. Not sure why my confetti's wet, but I'll get to the bottom of it.

Aaron, we have asked that you do not, you do not put up your confetti flag in the background. I think that is insensitive, so if you could take that down. Love this kind of joke. Love this kind of joke. I don't know, I keep eating one cookie at a time. Aim into that. I went to Costco today and I walked right past those cookies. Boy or boy do they sell a lot of them. It is a big pack of cookies and I thought I should buy a cookie.

But you know what I, I can't buy the Costco cookies because it's just too much cookies. And cookies don't stay, they go bad. I've been playing over cooked on Nintendo Switch. So fun. Fun game. Sean and I call it our fight club because it stress us us out Yes, we don't have any stress in our lives I know a couple that almost got divorced based on a game of over cooked. You're lying. I'm not lying wait Tell the story. No, no

I think anyone who's played over cooked knows the story I also I played with Gemma Ton and we get in fights where she gets stressed because she says it's just like working in the service industry. Like it's not fun. And then also I played with other people where it's like they were watching my avatar and thought they were me.

Yeah. So they'd be yelling at me. They're like go wash the dishes and I'm like I'm over here. And they're like what are you talking about? I'm over here and then they find out that they think that they're me. It's so fun but it can, it creates so much tension. The thing about

overcoke too is it's the difficulty scales so much. Like, hey, we're making tacos. It's a taco in a meat and then we're putting it into the thing. Now you make pizzas on a fucking balloon and it munchies though, you shink it in your mouth and you get a fuck. What the fuck? Like why? You make taco tacos tacos. Hey, did you have fun making those burgers? Do it on a haunted ship that's going to improve. It's in a perfect storm. I've been playing a lot of it. I'm laughing because Sean got mad for real once.

And I was like, you can't do that. You can't do that. This is a fake kitchen game. We're not going to get mad for real. We're going to get fake mad. I mean, I'll go ahead. Now, I was going to say the trick that Ryan I found to overcooked is when we start a brand new level, we will lose that level. So we'll lose it and try to figure out how to do it, but we'll lose it. So because we were

doing it where we just start a new level and everything would fall apart. And we're like, why are we even trying? Like, we know we got to do this a couple times before we get a good score. but... Ugh. I've been... The first time I played Breath of the Wild, I only played like 20 hours and then I stopped and that was like a year ago. So I just... Strace? Started again, yeah, probably.

Probably. I just started last week and it's so... I'm enjoying it so much more this time and I'm gonna beat it all. And it's so enjoyable to just cook stuff. And even that little song that do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididid Cucley on a motorcycle. Thank you. Well, I can't believe such a fucking idiot. I can't believe I misspoke. Thank you. I also I went camping for two years. Oh, yeah, sent us pictures that we roasted. You did roast. Gemma. We didn't ask for those pictures. Did we? No, Alan. We like you a lot. We did just so fun to tease you. It's fun. We have a good time. Ha.

Ha. So who's old man Puzzle? No, how is camping? It was wonderful. The last night we did have, so we got to, we went to Star Rock, which is in the middle of nowhere, Illinois, and obviously trying to isolate ourselves as much as possible.

But there are campsites next to us on the left and right. And the last night on the left was an older man who was like coughing every three minutes, really awful coughing. And then on the right were two parents and a young child and they kept screaming at the child. So we probably got like three hours sleep the last night, but other than that, it was fantastic.

Just so everyone knows, Adel asked me to post the episode, well, he was gone camping and I said, no worries. Have a great time. And then he sent me a picture of a sign that says dump station. And then I said, never mind. Hope you crash. I we saw a sign that said dump station and and Gemma went over and bent over to show her butt. So they arrows pointing to her butt and it says dump station. And I thought it was very funny. She shared it with Jeeps.

And she did that for two. That's just good old fashioned fun. That's old fashioned fun. Yeah, it's old fashioned fun. I kind of like my fun new. I like fun that's like Jackass fun where it's like mean to one person who doesn't deserve it. That's a good fun.

Sort of like our text to Adel. Yeah. Adel had his fun. I had mine and I'm old men puzzles. So if you're brand new to the show, we dick her out for 25 minutes and then we do some puzzles. JBC. I'm gonna warn you I'm gonna crush these riddles today. Wow Aaron. What's what's changed? Everything

You have no idea. I'm like sitting like this. My stance is like they can see how I'm sitting you all can't it's incredible Well, I've got I've got some some great news We're gonna start off with some listener-submitted riddles. So this first one is a warm up riddle submitted by Thann Wynn. I believe that's how you pronounce her last name, Nguyen. And it's a peril-placed beneath the ground. Watch your step if it's not found. The home of precious gyms and oars, neither his nor hers nor theirs nor yours.

What am I? Bear trap. Bear trap. Bear trap. I put the bear trap into my leg. It goes out, out, out. It's in my leg. I look out baby.

That's a trap. You just stepped in it. Now your leg is going snap. Wake me up before I pass up. I'm just imagining a bunch of teenagers dancing to that side. I hope somebody takes that clip and then just sets it to music. Of course that's by the Jordy. Jordy, my group, Clamp.

Adel, you're asoist. Bear trap that is incorrect. So many, it's underground. And. And Aaron, something's underground. Yeah. And oh, yeah. Cool mine.

Adel. Yeah. Shorten it. Cool. Mine. Aaron got it. He's shorted it right. Hi, how?

He's a mine. A parallel place beneath the ground, like a land mine. Watch your step if it's not found. Again, land mine. The home of precious gems and ores, neither his nor hers nor theirs nor yours. What am I? That's a homophone?

I would like to see a seed. Oh, okay. Adel and JPC, JPC, your dad who's been working in a coal mine for like 50 years. And your son is now old enough to come to work as well. He's like 18 and it's his first day on the job and you're both in the elevator going down.

Hi, Ho. I remember. Yeah, you're having fun. Yeah. You know what I had you when I was 32 years old. I was hoping that one day we would be able to share this. You, my son, and me, heading down in this coal mine that are my father worked in and your grandfather, and then my grandfather, your great-grandfather, and just those two generations.

And they all died on this exact day? Yep, they all died on this exact day earlier this morning, we could call. And that's why I was wrangled in well no in fairness you were 18 and it's more of a coincidence You were gonna come to the mind with me today, even though Grandpa and great grandpa died hey daddy. Mm-hmm. Are these crocs? Okay? Don't worry about you. We're not gonna burn any crocs down there. It's only all geters. It's all geters And they are more ferocious. I think one of them is more deadly. It's fucking us. Squark, frog. It's like a theory.

Just like a quick heads up. I have like a really bad vibe today. Like I feel like something like I just am like getting a bad Energy you're getting a bad energy. What do you mean? I'm the mine. You know like a bad energy. You're getting a bad energy, what do you mean? From the mine. You know, like, it's because several people died this morning. Oh, is that it? It just feels like there's like a storm cloud, like, yeah.

I'm sorry, champ, I didn't introduce you. It's your first day in the mine. This is Black Canary. This is one of super mans. Sure. Sure. Don't hurt yourself. Okay. I was just trailing off to let you jump in and introduce more about yourself.

Definitely you fought Batman. I know that you fought Batman. So I'm in that universe. No, you're a hero. Maybe you didn't fight Batman. I'm speaking way too much about you, Black and Erie. Why don't you tell us- I think the mind's about to collapse.

Okay, is that because of your sonic breath? You're hurting yourself. That's a sure, sure. Sonic breath. Uh, I don't-I think that there is a super-villain or super-hero named Black and Erie. Oh, absolutely. But do you know about what Black Canary does? I don't.

That's the end of my knowledge. I feel like, and I'm gonna get absolutely tagged on. Hey, take your social media. Shoot your shot. I feel like Black Canary almost married Batman? No. Black, there's something in the comic book world. I think she's like Black Canary's wedding.

I remember that being a big deal. I'll go go in. Oh, we don't have time for that. Instead, why don't we do some more riddles? And if you've got theories about Black Canary, let's think of a hashtag that they can use with riddle. Hashtag, the riddler. Yep, that's it.

It let us know your Black Canary theories. There she is's blonde. Ooh, Erin. Blonde. Okay, these are family friendly warmup riddles and their quality. And this is from a person whose name I read wrong at first, but I believe their name is Bradley Branch.

It's either Bradley Branch or Brady Bunch. But it's one of those two people and this is the riddles that they sent in. Here's a story of a friendly listener who has said riddles in for us to do. Doot, doot, doot. Someone else do the rest. I wanted everyone to have their own solo piece

this episode. All right, Winston. I'll play my clarinet later. I don't have a clarinet. When stimulated or agitated, you can see the blood vessels swell with blood pumping through them. It starts with the letter B and the inside of it is filled with a clear, almost transparent fluid.

Butthole. Adolesces butthole. B-hive. B-hive. No, it's not a beehive. When stimulated or agitated, you can see the blood vessel swell with blood pumping through them.

It starts with a letter B and the inside of it is filled with a clear almost transparent liquid. Is it a blister? It's not a blister. That's a really good guess though. Bunyan? Not a bunyan.

Is it on a human? It would be on a human but it can be on an animal as well. That's a really good guess though. Bunyan? Not a bunyan. Is it on a human? It would be on a human, but it can be on an animal as well. It could be on anything that has this particular, I guess anatomy. It's on a boil. It's on a boil. Particularly anatomy. I don't want to, yeah, I'm gonna let you guys guess a little.

I do have a hint for you. Yes, please. So when it says it starts with a letter B, this is, there's an adjective to describe the body part and that is what starts with the letter B. Bony butt. Bony butt. Yes, because, I'm sorry.

Yep, you can see the blood vessels swell with blood pumping through the body, Bony butt. It's not Bony butt now. An eye, an um, a eye. You got half of it. What's the adjective? A, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, aurry eye. No, what's a condition that can affect your eye? Oh, take me guy. No, it's your blood vessel.

Bloodshot eye. Bloodshot eye. And, er, I do want to see a scene. Yeah, you are going to be the Superville and Bloodshot. And Adel and I are your henchmen, and you are describing to us your Superville and plan as Bloodshot. Whoa, I'm turning around in my chair! Gentlemen, bring me my cape and my...

Yes, my mosa! Yes, bloodshot, here is your mosa! And here is your mosa... Oh, we both brought that back. Mine's no pulp. You fools! Slap, slap! Thank you, sir! Slap, slap! I got it! I didn't hit you. Thank you. I just... No, you slapped the babosa's out of our hair.

Yeah, that's what I did. Sure! Uh, gentlemen, it's almost time for our plan. Yes, yes, and what is our plan? Oh, you know it, but I'll tell you anyway. You do so lovely, Splatty. Give me my big like cat to pat on my lap. Well, throw him to me.

Here we go, here's the cat. Oh shit, you brought the cat too? Yes, I brought... Oh, oh wow, look at this. You pick, you deal with choice on cats. Throw both cats at me and I'll pet both as I do. Yeah! Oh, they both went out the window behind me. But they hugged each other in the air, so they were with each other when they...

But they're fainted. And by that, I mean, we're on the first floor. They're fine cancer scurry. They're actually love look at that Kind of a beautiful thing Well, here's my plan. Yes, lunch. Do the sound of thunder every once in a while while I'm saying it Cableum Well, I saw we saw your notes on your desk and from what we saw you want to put corrective lenses No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, want to put corrective lenses no no no no shut up shut up I say it I say it okay I want to put corrective are you ruined it you're ruined it I we're sorry bloodshot you want to put corrective lenses on the moon on the moon yes the man on the moon can see better that's step one of my plan step two of my plan is I take away all the eye drops away from every town. So every

high teenager will go home and their parents will know. Oh, well, of course, I don't know if you know this. My name is ViZine. That's what you had me be named. So am I in danger? I named you. Slap. Yeah, you slapped a mimosaa that was mine. That was my personal mimosa And now you don't get you enjoy advising and and my name is clear eyes as well Full hearts can't Let's do this gentlemen. Let's do this. Wait. We only have two steps of the plan. Well, there's a teenager set plan I'll tell you the rest in the car bring the two cats who are in love and all the mobosas you can carry See

Bring the two cats who are in love and all the mobosas you can carry. That's the show All right, here's your next one ready. Yes, the length can vary a lot and people love slurping on it and Gulping it down to taste it thoroughly. It starts with a letter P big ol' penis it down to taste it thoroughly. It starts with a letter P big old penis. These are family-friendly riddles. Oh, that's dirty. Oh, daddy's penis. Sorry. I know it. It's a popsicle. This is the penis of a daddy. Erad is corrected as a popsicle. I want to see a scene. No, yes. Okay, Adel, you are, and we mentioned this before the episode,

an ice cream truck drove by your neighborhood today, correct? Oh yeah. Okay, so JBC, you are an ice cream truck driver. Adal, you're a kid, you just caught up to the truck, and you have like your $1 bill. Maybe the ice cream's a little unconventional and not what a normal ice cream truck would carry. Okay.

Excuse me, excuse me, can I buy an ice cream but please? Aren't you the ice cream truck driver? I'm a kid. I was making fun of you, dipshit. Oh. Actually, can I- That's what you sound like, bitch. Oh.

Excuse me, mister, can I buy an ice cream? That's your ass. Why do you have a lateral lisp? What is in the dip- What do you want? What do you want? Well, I see on the menu it does say dips shit. Is that like dip in dots? No? Do you want it? Well, I just want to know what it is because there's no picture of anything. There's just let me go picture of anything You're fucking pathetic

My name is Pat ethic Oh man Patrick ethic. I hey, I Refuse at any point in this interaction to feel sorry for you nothing nothing you can say nothing you can say will make me switch Now what do you want? Well, why is your leg like that? Well, I ate too many almonds and all the oh boy All the all the juice went into my knee and it swelled up and now when I squeeze my knee it smells like almond Sticks like all but still let it with a pat pat honey. I'm so sorry to tell you this

But all your grandparents just passed away and also your dog Why should we're in the mind dress it has best care running down her face? Were they working in the mine? Yeah, honey. I'm not getting married today. Oh, no. He left, too. But you can enjoy your ice cream, OK? I don't let him win. Don't let him win, Rick.

This kid sucks, and you are right. OK, what can I ask him to do? You got to order her, you're holding up the line. Well, I want to take my time because the doctor said I have one hour to live, so I want to make sure the one. Bye, you're a good kid. OK, I'm an asshole. Is that what you want hour to live so I want to make sure that by your good kid okay I'm an asshole is that what you what is that what you want to hear aren't you supposed to have good humor tell me a joke please you want to hear joke please you're holding up a mirror I got a joke I got a joke no I'm holding it up to show you

that the mirrors painting towards me how I, I'm the joke, okay? I spit my whole life getting bullied and pushed around and look at what I became I became Why isn't the light moving? Hey, yeah, we're all in light. Yeah, we're in light. Oh You kids all you kids are this ice cream line listen up to me because this is what a frizz is Rick's big moment I used to be a jerk in a bully, but no more. Today I vowed to change my life. Everybody of this line gets free ice cream, especially you, Pat Ethic, and you get to be the new king of ice cream.

Hoist them up on your shoulders, everyone. Can you, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my name, my I was not listening. We did the perfect scene. Oh, perfect scene. Okay, when you spend time with your loved one, it gets bigger. Associated with a feeling that starts with H. Heart, heartache, heart swell. When you spend time with your loved one, it gets bigger. Associated with a feeling that with a feeling. Heart on, that starts with a heart on. Addle, it is family friendly.

Okay, he's heart on. Heat. No, it's not heat. No, Val Kilmer, see. You don't know that. Yeah, hiya. Hi. Run that riddle by us one more time.

Okay, when you spend time with by us one more time. Okay. When you spend time with your loved one, it gets bigger. Associated with a feeling that starts with H. Hunger, your waistline. Because when you Netflix and chill, you're gonna eat the tonnized friends. That is good. Hornie, hornie.

It's not horny, it's family friendly. When you spend time with loved ones, it gets bigger. So it's associated with the feeling. I think it's the feeling. The bug. So it is a feeling, you're looking for a feeling that starts with H. And it's not hunger.

It's not hunger. It's happiness. It's happiness. You got it. Bradley says, hope you all get a kick out of these. I may not have written them, but I did some minor editorializing. Love the podcast and all of you.

Okay, I want to see a scene. Thank you, Bradley. We're a bunch of siblings on Thanksgiving, and we're all together, and we're really trying to stay positive and not start a fight. Okay, let's hold hands and say grace. Okay, let's hold hands and say grace. You know, sweaty hands aside. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Dear Lord, thank you for bringing us three Sullivan triplets together. I know Donnie came a long way from down to street. I haven't seen him in the year, but apparently down the street is another country basically. And Amber, well, Amber's had her own rocky road What does that be? Well, she's don't take the evade don't take four divorces and as many months

Okay, four divorces and four months and she straight up just lost the kid Took it to the mall and absolutely lost it Sometimes you lose things on purpose, so so we've had a we've had a rough and heard offense it was a baby goat So Lord, thank you for bringing us all together. I didn't have the money to take care of it anymore And you do know that you didn't give me any money to take care of my baby goat or to help with my four to four Forces in part month Lord my apologies for the starts and steps There's lots of I just want to say I didn't leave my house because I was trapped in my house, okay?

Because I installed the lock backwards on my door And I was trapped in my house for a year And also, no one called and no one came to check on me And in my defense, I only got four divorces Because I knew that I would get in trouble for killing them Okay? So would you rather have a sister who had four divorces or four murders under her belt? Okay?

Okay Thank you, I- Of course I've had my own troubles. I had my fingers crushed in a game of tag and nobody called. That was 12 years ago, Brian. Nobody called me. Nobody wrote me a card. And we cut to that.

Brian, you can't please tag with us. Why not? Your fingers just do weak. You've got bird fingers, Brian. We told you this. Why? Told you I have avian bones But that makes me light around my feet look I can flap my arms and fly We cut back to the present day look look we only get together once a year

Why why don't we try to make it why don't we try to make it, why don't we try to make the most out of it and just enjoy each other's company? Fine, okay. Who cooked? I didn't cook. I didn't cook. I didn't cook.

Are you fucking kidding me? We're just standing around a half-year-old. Who's house is this? This is a byhouse. I don't live here. I know byhouse. I'm trapped in a fucking year I certainly don't live here. There's so many downstairs

It's all the triplets scatter Okay, I actually didn't love that scene That one I actually loved good. That was funny you guys are well I will say we're spending time with the people we love so it is associated with happiness and it is growing every episode Speaking of growing we're gonna grow a big break in the middle of this episode You can't even speak in a break like the figures. Nope. Nope, too easy. I like to take the long road We're gonna take a quick break and hear from some of our sponsors. We'll be right back with more Hey Hey, JPC

Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm pranking Adel. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not mad at you.

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visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords or popular products and content on my Prank website. The Prank site too. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for?

I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for. Prank. With Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent Dirt Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC, what's up, battle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine.

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I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help?

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and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist,

and you can switch therapists at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, GPCs putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them. Dirty bread crumbs. Mm-hmm. And he's also like really into that owl who's swooping down. Anyways, let there be your map with BetterHelp.

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Am home. Who are we? What is this? I, uh, clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I just want to make a quick toast to, uh, I know it's JPC's birthday and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to make a quick toast to, I know it's JPC's birthday, and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I wanna talk about my favorite,

my favorite thing in the world. And that is the app Rocket Bunny. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Mm-hmm, Rocket Bunny is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years way before they were a sponsor, and it helps me so much,

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That's rockatmoney.com slash riddle. Rockatmoney.com slash riddle. And tell them JPC's birth birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website I love your rocket money Clink, Clink, Clink, Clink, Clink Hey, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, Rick, oh, Rick, Rick, oh, Rick, Rick, Rick, oh, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, Rick, Rick, oh, Rick, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick, Rick, oh, Rick, Petey Pomoshon, and here's the things I like. I like ricotta and I like monster. I like mozzarella. Chad is okay, but you better be better than the last okay.

Here we go. It's the three cheese wrap. Three cheese wrap, three cheese wrap. Okay, here's the scoop. I'm a bowl of big old soup. It's French onion, so there's cheese on me. Three cheese wraps. Mm.

Tacos, tacos, tacos here. I like monster in my beer. I also like that cheddar jack, but shredded up with some par-par-par-m-shog. Three cheese tacos, there the worst. Oh, you guys, I'm just getting this now. Casey is resigning from the engineering for. I'll be edits that out before you.

No, Aaron, I just read the chat. He's resigning his contract. Oh, no. He's resigning. That's great. I can't wait for a new album. Do you resign with Columbia Records? Casey's put a got a brand new album of edited clips

from this podcast. I hope he strikes it rich. Do you remember, you might be too young. Do you remember like the 12 CDs for a dollar or 12 CDs for a penny or whatever? Columbia, I'll say. DM Columbia record club. I'm too young.

I'm too young. Well, she was quick with that. I'm so young. You would like go through a catalog and mark off the ones that you wanted. And then it was, yeah, I don't remember what the scam was with that. So it's basically you get 12 CDs for a penny,

but you give them your card info or checking account info and then if you don't cancel, then you get charged for like, a monthly $35 or something. So I think they just, they banked on people not remembering to cancel. Which I feel like most businesses do, is like, that's the reason there's free trials,

is like two week free trial of HBO Max, and they're counting on you, not even necessarily enjoying it so much you stay on, but just forgetting to cancel it. That's the whole premise by GIF cards too. It's like you can take your money, which is good everywhere, and exchange it from money that's only good at this store.

We immediately get the money, and then you will maybe forget to spend it. Absolutely. GIF cards. I have maybe 40 GIF cards around the house that I haven't used. Can I have them? Yeah, of course. I have a way to do a podcast where I spend your GIF cards,

and then we talk about what I got. Hey, it's got to be better than the fucking shit we did at the beginning of this podcast. We're like, food reviews that we don't talk to each other about before, or whatever. Yeah, and you didn't contribute to that at all by saying you slept through it. Fuck you. I love it here. I don't know what you two say. It's flawless.

The show has no flaws. The house got riddles built. Hey, if you think the show sucks, go and leave us a five-star review and tell us how bad it sounds. Yeah. Well, while we were recording, I got a text from my friend Erica and Charlie. They just got married and they are, they were listening to the show just now. And I'm like, that's pretty cool.

Someone's listening. Yeah, somehow they're listening to this episode. Oh, episode. And you proposed during this episode, they just got married. Yeah, they just got proposed in a marriage. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. But at least they're sticking with us. And until they play one game of overcooked, and then it splits, they'll improve. I'm sorry. I am Sean. This is important to say. I am Sean. No, I am Sean. This is for Sean the whole time.

No, Sean is the best boyfriend in the whole world. However, he has the daily, those daily contacts. Yeah. And he just takes them out and drops them at night. And it looks like there's just crystals all over our apartment. I keep finding his contact lenses. And I just looked down at my lap and there was three just on my legs. How many eyes are Sean? Sean is a beholder from Dungeons and Dragons.

I will, I have daily contacts and I don't, I'm usually wearing glasses during the quarantine, but everyone's while putting contacts just to, so my eyes are stay used to them. But then at night I'll forget and I'll wake up halfway through my sleep cycle and my eyes will be, it feels terrible. And I'll just, I'll pluck them out and drop them on the floor. And then when I wake up, I'll see like the cats chewing on them or pawing at them.

And I'm like, oh no, this thing good. So I do the same thing. Oh yeah, totally. If I had that, that's exactly what I would do too. I just was like, what is all over my lap? And it was just contact. I think mentally, I'm like, they're disposable. Like, the earth will eat them up.

But then I throw my carpet. You're on your carpet. And Aaron, don't even get me started. Aaron, don't even get me started on the garden I planted in my carpet. Everything is dead. My audiences are dead. What's your title at here? Like 400 years. You is dead. My adishes are dead. What's your timeline here, like 400 years?

You're like, yeah, I'm really gonna fix it. Are you the witch from Rapunzel? Why are you going radishes? Carpet garden, dee-do-do-do-do-do. What's gross or to find? Someone's like a fingernail clipping or someone's contact lens. Finger nails.

No, fingernail clipping. I don't mind the contact lenses at all. If that's the only thing he does wrong as a boyfriend, I'm a winner winner. Well, I don't know if you would have mentioned it if you didn't mind it at all. I would have been in someone's house. Have you ever been in someone's house and you see on the wall, boogers? Or like boogers on the wall? Yeah, like people pick their, I've seen people pick their nose and wipe it on the wall.

On the wall? Yeah. Look, I told you when you came over, I had just had a bunch of contractors in the place. Ha ha ha. I don't do that. They were all me and a mustache. Ha ha. That's really, that, real, that seems gross.

I've seen that like twice where people's house and there's, there's on the wall. Name drop, baby. Name drop, yeah, I wouldn't put these people on the last. It was these two people who got divorced playing over a coach and wiping boogers and contact lenses all over their walls and pants. Let's get some more riddies You're gonna love this guys because it comes from your friend my friend the blue book one of yeah, you add all the eyes perched up like I was about to say pad Connolly

No, he would get a really poor happy Or happy Horny happy Horny happy sure Okay, so this one is called in the middle of the night I'm on hold on I'm sorry. You have to sing it like Billy Joel. Baby I've been walking in in the middle of the night In the middle of the night Leave context on the floor

context on the floor white I leave contracts on the floor. Contracts on the floor. White boogers on the wall. On the wall. Throwing radishes in the floor. Radishes in the floor. Nothing's growing. This is crazy. Show my nose.

Show my nose. What is it on? It was exactly my fault. Show my nose. Show my nose. Do it, do it, do it, I'm fine. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. Can you believe that we had Jess and Zach from Off Book on the show like a year and a half ago and they've never talked to us again? That, to be seen as wrong. Is it not? Well, we told them every episode after theirs was gonna be an audition for Off Book

and we have yet to hear from them. Absolutely. Aaron, you should go enough, but what's the hold up? What's the hold up? Me? Yeah, why aren't you on the show? Oh, do you have any memories of me trying to rhyme?

You don't need to rhyme, you have a beautiful singing voice. I can't do it. Write some stuff down. Don't forget listeners. Don't forget listeners. It's not that you have to be invited on to a podcast. You just have to ask, why aren't you on this podcast? Honestly, you don't need to be invited.

No one's gonna invite you, you gotta ask. Shoot your shot, Aaron. And take your freaking big old riddle dick with you and say, look, I got one of the top five riddle podcasts of the world. Yeah, we're five. We got to be on that list. That's a big deal. You guys, I know that we're trying to get started and I keep holding us up, but I did have a complete nervous breakdown when I rewatched dorm life life, you know the best web series of all time Maybe one of those comedies of all time everyone remembers Jordan dorm life I was rewatching it was Sean at the beginning of quarantine and then I was like oh my god

Oh my god, Kazak from off book is plays the clown stripper in one of the episodes And it's one of the funniest cameos on that show and I was like I knew I knew him from something when I started listening to off book I knew it. I knew it. they're both an a ton of stuff I mean they're both in like a lot of stuff and I one time was watching a kid show and heard his voice and recognized it but I used to love dorm life in high school and I couldn't believe that it was him I would have been 12 times more star struck than I already was and I was already pretty very distinct voices I still think you could on that show okay in the middle of the night, a man wakes up at night in the pitch dark.

He knows that on his bedside table, are a razor, a watch, and a glass of water. How can you reach out onto the table and be sure to pick up the watch without touching either the razor or the glass of water? Lampson. Lampson? Lampson? Lampson.

Attle my dear boy, you have it exactly correct. Is that true? The answer is he turns on the frickin' light. He turns on the light first, he reaches for the lamp, he turns on the light, and then he goes to fucking town on that glass of water. And it's important to stay hydrated, especially after you've slept, and then he touches his watch. I wanna say a water. It's important to stay hydrated, especially after you've slept.

And then he touches his watch. I wanna say a scene. Yeah. That's not a story. Aaron and James, you are a married couple. You've been married for a long time. You're at the point where you're kind of- Is this official?

This is a- Are you ordained? Uh huh. Are we married? I got ordained, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, if there's no reason why these two people shouldn't have already been married for a long time.

You and I both objected, APC. We're like, no, no, no, no. No, no. What was I saying? The two of you are married and you're at the point in the relationship that you're just on each other's nerves constantly. It's the middle of the night and Aaron, you're trying to do something whatever that is and you're waking up and bothering James. that is and you're waking up and bothering Jace. Um. Okay, I'm up. What? Was that your goal?

Was to wake me up? Go back to sleep. I'm going back to sleep. Oh my god. What are you, a genie who can cast a spell on me to go back to sleep? I'm up. I've woken up. Okay, I'm just trying to play over cook too.

So I am sorry. I have to do it by myself, I'm just trying to play over cook too. So. I am sorry. I have to do it by myself because you don't satisfy me when we do it together. So I have to do over. Genie, the switch screen is so bright. When you play the switch in bed, the blue light, it filters right over to my side of the bed and it wakes me up and you don't answer it.

Put earplugs in and then put a face mask over your eyes and then stop being such a nerd. I think that those three things in combination might help you sleep. You know what? I want to play overcoat. Give me half of the controller. I pick the half of the switch. You give me the little half of the controller piece and I'm gonna play as well. Okay, but I get the one that's more intuitive. Why don't... Why did we get a janky off-brand half controller? Why did that happen? We're interrupting your video game to tell you the following news. Oh no.

Moments ago, corrective lenses were put over the moon. We don't know what this means or what the point is, but we wanted to let everyone know. Thank you for your time. Oh Jesus, blood shots finally done it. Genie, this changes everything. Okay, fine. To the superhero cave where we're both superheroes, to go fight bloodshot.

Okay, and you say my name, and I'll say your name, okay? Okay, ready? One, two, three. One, two, three. Husband. Mini-coms. What is mine? You said husband. That's the name I'll give you at the beginning of the scene.

Okay, but I thought, okay, fine. So. Super husband. And mini-coms. Okay. Thank you so much for coming into the Justice League for the I'm sorry super Kent no my name is Superman and go ahead and tell us your name please I'm mini coms mini coms great and let us know what your powers are, Minicombs. I'm really going to be passive aggressive and hand-to-hand combat. Well can I just say I don't speak for the whole Justice League, but as far as Superman goes, me want Minicombs.

What's your name, sir? I'm an his husband. Okay, what are your powers? I have a variety of powers. First of all, I leave the seat up on the toilet. When you get into the car, you will have to adjust the seat way forward because I pushed it way back. And I did not, even though you were the last one to drive

and I should have reset it, and it is your jettah, it's still way back in the back seat. Don't forget my favorite power of yours, saying that your babysitting are children, instead of parenting our children. When you watch them, your babysitting and you're supposed to be celebrated for watching them. I got gym bags everywhere. Various smells coming out of them.

This is a big mistake. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, let them keep going. There's more. There's more. There's more.

Is there something fun where like because you're your name? Have the same job as you get paid a little bit more Been doing it way long way way less time Is there a fun thing where it's like because your name is husband that you can't die until your wife dies Like till that's to us part or something like you're immortal for some amount of time No, no, the one good thing is he'll die way before me so I'll have a second life after he passed I get furious. I get so mad don't that no good bonus powers come with that, just get very bad high blood pressure. I'm always wrong. Let's see, what's your superpower? I'm always wrong.

That actually is sort of the same as being always right as a superpower because you can just always know what the right thing is based on how wrong you are. My superpower? I yell at every waiter I see. Yeah. Okay, Adel, congratulations, you got that one right. You are today's big winner. The next one is called honorable intent. Six people who do not know each other get together to honor a seventh person unknown to all of them.

Why does he do this? Because they all know the person. It's unknown to all of them. If you were a waiter, I would be screaming right now. So hold on, so the six people don't know each other. Does the steak look like shrimp to you? Sir, you ordered shrek. I didn't know what to do.

I ordered shrek. Which means I want to submit a big audience. So the six people don't know each other and they also don't know the person they're honoring or they don't know each other and they don't know. I'm sorry, they don't know each other. Yeah. And they don't know the person they're honoring. By the way, every time we since we've been recording at home, I come out of like the office where I'm recording and Maria also is here. And I'm like, home, I come out of the office where I'm recording and Mariah also is here, and I'm like,

oh, I'm sorry about that, I must have sounded insane. Because she can't hear your side of the conversation. So she just hears me, it'll be four minutes of silence and then me screaming at her shrek. Yeah, I heard what's that like an awful podcast. A fun little turn of the tables is my partner and GPC's partner are both in the same D&D game together. They are.

And I get to hear one half of their conversations and it sounds insane. It's like Sean being like, I don't want to turn to a rat until it's absolutely necessary. And I'm like, this is what, listening to me on podcast, my son. Beats him on the phone with your veterinarian. I just heard Mariah laugh for like two and a half hours straight. And then she came out of the office and she was like, my allergies are acting up. But I was like, I did not expect that. Is she allergic to hair so a lot?

She's a humble, inside baseball joke for people who know that is. She's allergic to, she said Sean, Sean's character choices are the worst, giving her, are some sort of reaction. I'm not sure. Yeah. Do you guys have a guess for this, for honorable intent? So I mean, this could be,

this could be like church, where it's like six members come into, praise Jesus or something and they don't know, they don't know him personally. Is it like they don't know who it is in general or they don't know him personally, or them personally? They do not know him personally, but they know why they're celebrating this person. Six people who do not know each other get together to honor a seventh person unknown to all of them. Why?

I do, you got the last one so fast you didn't even need him, but I do have some hints. Can I have a guess? Is it like a baby shower? It is, oh that's a really really good guess because you don't know the baby. But no. Is it like a baby shower? It is, ooh, that's a really, really good guess because you don't know the baby. But no. But the people don't know each other, right? Or do you know? Yeah, I guess it would be, it would be like, maybe it's like,

this is kind of like tropey, but it's like the husbands who come to the baby shower, even though I think like the trope is that the husbands don't come to the baby shower. But it could be like the significant others who don't know each other at the baby shower, toasting the baby, but it's not. That's one of my favorite rants ever to go on

is why it's only women at baby showers. It drives me nuts. It's so weird. I wanna see a scene. Aaron, you and I are a couple. We just had a child and we're holding a baby shower. Japs, you've probably seen or heard of the movie wedding crashers. Will you're a baby shower crasher?A.P.E. You've probably seen or heard of the movie Wedding Crashers.

Will you're a baby shower crusher? Sure. So you have just shown up at I Know Where and we clearly don't know you. Thank you, everyone, for coming. Yes, thank you so much. I know it's a little unconventional to have a baby shower after the baby's board. We were traveling and we're not organized, but thank you so much for coming. We love each and every one of you.

We love you too. Come on, let's let him hear it everybody. We love you. Okay, so here's what's gonna happen. Sorry, you in the group, man. Hold on, hold on, hey, slim. Shut you mouth. Here's what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna be at the Orders table. I will be personally letting you know which Orders you can have. Because, because, slim over here told me, a lot of people are still in the hors d'oeuvres So that is today that is now that is over. I'm sorry you are like a caterer or Pology accepted so let us Commits with the hors d'oeuvres we didn't have hors d'oeuvres You clearly put these out and on a sign you wrote and put on a table. It says horse dur You think that's how you spell or

durbs? No I do not. This is horse meat. This is horse meat. It is a big surprise over my gift to the baby. Lifetime supply horse meat. As long as that maybe wants horse meat that baby will have horse meat for me. Oh my god. Tucker Parsons. I own the horse meat farm. Beverly. Just add another. Beverly this chunk of horse meat has a police badge in it. Oh my god. Oh, hold on now. Hold on now. That is a retired police horse. Hey, police horses get old just like cops get old. They can't do the job forever. Eventually they got to come to my farm and eventually they got to be meat and meat makes a baby

strong. So you enjoy the horse meat, uh, eat up. Sorry. Is this one of your cousins? Honey? Who is the apology accepted again? And I'm not gonna accept the sword word for you I don't know him but he knows my name is slim. So I mean he must he must be someone Let me ask him something. That's my dryer. That's my load of clothes in the dryer You brought your dryer here? I did I dryers of the drive away. It's parked. It's plugged into my truck My clothes are running. I did borrow a little juice. I am so sorry to ask you this just one more question Are you an ex-boyfriend of mine? You feel like a lot of my ex-boyfriends Karen Carol

Karen Carol. Carol yeah of course Crabble That's my whole name. Karen Carole Crabble. Holy Crab. Hold on Slay. What if I take a walk? Hey take a walk. Take a walk. Hey.

Go drink a long glass of fog buddy. Wait honey where's our baby? We lost it. Lost it at the mall. Uh yes. It was a baby girl. She didn't get the answer. Yeah, we got it.

We'll give it to us then, huh? No, give us some hints. I got to give you hints. I got to give you hints. The six people had never met the seventh person and never would meet the seventh person. Oh, this is where the rings. The seventh person wasn't famous, remarkable, or well known. And the six people all owed a great debt to the seventh person, but not a financial debt

I have no idea of JPC, but not a financial that they all owed this person a great debt an apology No, this person has passed away Is this like oh I know and I know I know I know I know I know Aaron. Okay. It's a donor. It's like a organ donor Oh Yes, this is a person who passed away tragically but donated their organs and now these six people meet every year to Commemorate this person that they did not know that saved all of their lives and Aaron go ahead and list off the six life Saving organs that could be harvested from a body. Oh number one hair off the six life-saving organs that could be harvested from a body. Ooh, number one, hair.

BING! Number, hair is number four. Sorry, I just got on BING, let me close my mouth. Um, uh, uh, buzz, uh, butthole. BING! Google! Uh, butthole is number six. I gotta see a scene.

No. I gotta get through these. Okay. Uh, funny bone. BING! Shelby, funny bone. Funny bone is number three. Uh, sense of style. BING! shall be funny bone. Funny bone is number three.

Sense of style. Sense of style, number one. 100 people surveyed. Sense of style, number one. Oh no, so we said sense of style. Wisdom teeth. Bing, bing. Wisdom teeth is number five. Four people said wisdom teeth.

Is that all of them? No, we need number two. Oh, okay. It's not nipples. Ooh. Oh, belly button. It's belly button! The answer is nipples erad. Here's what you would a lifetime supply. Pickle! Yes. Adel you wanted to see a scene? I want to see a scene. So Aaron, you were in an accident where you started the sun for too long and your eyes melted. You had a donor, you went into surgery and you got a donor's eyeballs and you were walking around New York and James, you are the spouse of the person who died and donated their eyes and you catch

Aaron's eyes, and you have a city. I live here in New York. I'm so sorry. I don't mean to do this. I never do this. But something about you just speaks to me in a way that I feel like I was in a Vagicill commercial once. Could that be it? I was in a commercial for Vagicill.

We have to cut to that Vagicill commercial. Lili, why don't you want to come to the pool party? I'm sorry guys I can't go to the pool party because I need to use my magic cell What's that it's a thing I put in my vagina for yeast infections I think something like that. Okay, Lily will do your magic cell and then at the end of the commercial Be a montage of us having fun at the pool party. How long are you two going to be in the shitter? That's my dad. He doesn't understand. He's he's detection. Because he's a dad and an idiot and a not a full parent.

Back to present there. Yes, I remember that commercial. That was the one that you played all the characters. Uh huh. That was the dad, Lily and the other girl. It did it in a mirror. Yes, no, but that's not's not it because there was something different about you in that commercial that is Ooh, I was on the news for something really weird Can it be that? Jog my memory. I wrote a pig like a horse Through the Met

We cut to that we cut to that news story Breaking news we interrupt the news about corrective lenses being placed on the moon to let you know We have live video of a woman in a wall worth riding a pig like a horse Now the pig is not moving at all. It's died. It's died minutes ago And Jeff and Jeff I'm sorry. I'm sorry to cut in Jeff. I're about to go. Here we go. There we go. And Jeff and Jeff, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to cut in Jeff. I'm sorry to cut in. We have to break into this story. We take you now to Bloodshot, who is on the moon,

who is giving his big victory speech. Ha ha ha. I'm Bloodshot, here with two cats here in love, Mimosas, and the two guys I named Clear Eyes and Vizene. We put corrective lenses on the moon. of mimosas and the two guys I named clear eyes and vizene. We put corrective lenses on the moon. Step two, you'll hate. Step one was kinda nice. And I'm so sorry, we have to cut back

to the woman writing a pig like a horse because the song has taken a turn. Runnin' put him down, he's a pig, I'm not. I'm the woman. I love the myth. Back to the original scene. Oh, no, I don't think so. It didn't end there. I wore that pig later to the myth. Back to the original scene. Oh, no, I don't think so. It didn't end there.

I wore that thing later to the Met Gala. I remember the whole bloodshot thing. I took over the moon. I guess I don't know how you know me. Did we go to high school together? I don't know. I might not ever get it. I'm so sorry to interrupt you.

I have a lovely rest of your day. Enjoy New York. You say, what's that? I was going back to listening to my music. The heat. Your eyes. I'm incomplete. Your eyes. I'm a woman on a pig.

Your eyes. I'm not a pig. Wait a second. Your eyes. You'll have a great day. Okay. Yeah. You do. Wait a second, your eyes. Mm-hmm, you'll have a great day. Okay, yeah, you do. You'll see.

You'll see. You'll be writing a pig like a horse is my new favorite expression. I can't wait until someone draws me writing a pig through the Met Gala, dressed it. Yeah, that's exactly how I want it. Oh, I miss Met Gala, I miss you say the Met. Here is your final readbook for the day. Okay, this is shell shock is the title. Why do players very rarely win at the shell game where they have to say which of

the three shuffled shells covers up a P because it's a one in three chance. Well, yes, but they clear shells, clear shells, full hearts can't lose. Well, no, it's it's they they win even more rarely than a 33% chance or whatever the odds would be for for normal shell game even more rarely than that Why do they often very rarely win at the shell game? I'm you guys are familiar with this game right yeah, it's also like the yeah find a So read read it read it one more time sure won't make it any better Why do players very rarely win at the shell game where they have to say which of the three shuffled shells covers a P?

Because I can't no one can see it Because the gamble is to lose nobody wins a gambling Because it's an addiction is to lose. Nobody wins at gambling, because that's an addiction. Is to lose. Nobody wins at gambling. Yeah, I guess that's true. And you said the shells are clear. I didn't hear that in the riddle.

No, Aaron said the shells are clear or someone did, but I did not. Oh, okay. There are some clues here. Well, I mean, I will say from experience in terms of seeing this happen or seeing whatever exposés, typically the person running those games is cheating. They're removing the pee or the ball before they let the person guess. They palm it, and then when they lift up another cup, they let it fall out of their palm

to make it look like it was in that cup. So it's like, it's someone is cheating the person. And Adel You said you've seen expose about this. I'm sure I'm like I saw something on like 60 minutes where they did They showed how that the show games a cheat a scam and then they also went in in depth about like carnival games Where they're like the way the milk bottles are positioned. It is impossible to like I love nobody's seen that I love how we've got like possible to like nobody's seen that. I love how we've got like, you know, hundreds of years of systemic racism

running this country in 60 minutes is doing exposés on carnival games. I got to see a scene. I just really hope in the future. Well, before you see a scene Aaron because we can't call for it, Adoles absolutely right, that is the correct answer is that the game is rigged and they're palming the pee

in their hands. That is the answer to that riddle. Okay, Adoles, you are running the game is rigged and they're pulming the pee in their hands. That is the answer to that riddle. Okay, I don't know. You are running a car. You are just seeing a 60-minute carnival game. And JBC and I are two kids coming up to the carnival game and you're sort of going to explain to us how it goes. Step right up, step right. Oh, we got two customers right here. Welcome, welcome. Hurry, hurry there. We go everybody in now. Everybody in wave at all. I'll give a holla what's gonna happen right here on to this basket. I have a mouse say hello to mr. Mouse. Hello Hello Well his name is mr. Mouse say hello mr. Mouse hello mr. Mouse okay? What's gonna happen back in the basket is I am going to lay out 16 different types of coffee and we're gonna see which coffee the mouse drinks wave

I don't give a holla was your money gonna go is it gonna be a spresso? Is it gonna be instant coffee is it gonna be a cappuccino is it gonna be a trip coffee? Wave, a dollar give a holla was your money gonna go? Was it gonna be espresso? Was it gonna be instant coffee? Is it gonna be a cappuccino? Is it gonna be a tough coffee? Yep. We, these are prepared cups of coffee? These are prepared cups of coffee. We're gonna see which cup of coffee

the mouse is gonna drink. Here we go. But you don't have any cups prepared now. Are you gonna prepare them when we put the dollar down? Yes, once we have everybody in now, wave a dollar give a holla. I have to watch you make 16 different cups of coffee. That's going to take like a while.

Well, I didn't say it was a short game. I said it was a game. Have you ever played Battle Soccer Lactica, the board game? That's like 18 fucking hours. How is you going to make individual cups of coffee? How does anyone make individual cups of coffee? I don't get a real press. I don't know.

Or like a cure egg like... Cure egg? Cure egg. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on like Cure egg Curric okay, I'll do it. Hold on hold on hold on sure egg Yeah, you put that what if you put an egg in that little pod it will it will hatch and you'll cure it Listen, I wasted my fucking time. No, no, no, no I did for me the late everyone went to win that big bear. I'll put two dollars down for my dollar. I'll say a Decaf latte is that what that is? Okay, Decaf latte and you want to win thread the bear? I'll win thread the bear He looks he looks well. He looks all I'll say it portographic

Yep, do what I went when you pull his stringy fox and I'll put a dollar on the dunk good chino We're in the first date. I think we're gonna kiss on the fairies wheel later. Please don't whisper to my mouse. I needed to tell someone. I don't know your life lady. Okay? I got my own problems. I've had so much fucking coffee today. I'm wearing shit! I'm seeing. Oh, 60 cups of coffee.

That mouse would die. Speaking of 60 cups of coffee, Aaron, is there anything that you would like to plug like that sweet Java reindeer veins? Yeah, go get a cup of coffee and drink it. I want to plug our Patreon. There are, I think like a hundred hours of content must be. More.

More on our patreon now It's so worth it if you keep like just one month go over there hang out all of my favorite episodes ever or over there Well, which is an accident, but that's just the case so patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle I think it's a lot of fun. It's really worth it tons of live streams tons of special episodes Check it out also follow me Erin, keep 10 on Instagram. If you want to talk to me and say hi. Just to clarify, because we've had maybe a dozen or so people ask this, if you join Patreon, which again is the absolute best way to support us,

if you ever want to support us, please join on Patreon, even for just a little bit. If you join, you do get access to our entire back catalog. A few people have been wondering if it only is from that point on. Nope, it's the entire back catalog. Everything we've done is catalog so you get access to our entire back catalog. A few people have been wondering if it only is from that point on. Nope, it's the entire back catalog. Everything we've done is catalog so you get access to that. And someone nice in our Discord taught me how to tag things in our back catalog. So now you can search in Patreon by stream and find all of our live streams. Or hopefully in the future you can search by CluCrew or ReviewCrew and find all of the episodes of that like. So this tons of stuff in there. And if you don't have access to the Discord, send us a message on Patreon and we will give you access to that Discord.

James, anything to plug? Yes, so I will plug one thing for me, which is you can follow me on Twitch at SharkBarkman. If you are a Amazon Prime subscriber and you pay for Amazon Prime, and you don't do anything with Twitch, you can make a free Twitch account, and then you can subscribe to my channel, and it gives me money. You don't pay anything, and Jeff Bezos loses money. So you're taking money right out of that, mother fuckers pockets. So please, if you are not using your Twitch Prime subscription, throw it over to JPC every month, I would really appreciate it. And a reminder, this Saturday is my charity livestream. It's 10 a.m. on Saturday to 10 a.m. on Sunday, it's a 24 hour charity livestream for the Chicago Community Bond Fund, Twitch.tv slash shark barkman, please come hang out, donate, it all goes to a good cause getting people out of jail. And then another thing that I'm enjoying

that I would like to plug, there is an independent publisher called Haymarket Books. I signed up for their monthly pass. It's kind of like a Patreon, except for its their books. And they just send you all of their books that they publish. So they publish like 40 books a year and they send them out to you. There are a lot of cool ones.

This, they just sent me three new e-books that I just got. And I just, I've only cracked into one of them, but they sent me from Black Lives Matter to Black Liberation. Freedom is a constant struggle and no is not enough. I started reading Freedom is a constant struggle by Angela Davis and it is very good. I highly recommend that. I think it's like 30 bucks a month, but they send you actual hard-bound copies of the books and e-books. So it's a great deal. Hey market books, highly advised you go check that out and I'm not affiliated with them at all. So just, I forgot a plug I wanted to do really quick

before Adel does his. I want to plug Semi-Colon bookstore and gallery in Chicago. It's a black woman owned bookstore. One of our lovely listeners asked me to mention it on the show. If you want to go over and donate or buy your books from them, look it up online or send me a message on Instagram and I'll send you the link. Thank you so much for suggesting such a great bookstore. I ordered a couple of books from there to send to friends. So yes, that's my extra plug. Sorry about that. Forgot to do that, Adel.

Oh, Daddy, Addy's been busy. I've been on several podcasts. So I'm going to shout out to all the podcasts I've been on. Please check those out. The episode of Quiz Quiz Bang Bang with Japs and Myself is out now. Please listen to that. I was also a guest on the restricted section. Absolute Blast, 99 Questions.

Podcast Reviews, Reviews Podcasts. Minds at Yerke, which is an Animorphs Review Podcast, Absolutely. 99 questions, podcasts, reviews, reviews, podcasts, mines at Yerke, which is an Animorphs review podcast, which was a delight, amped up radio, dispatches from the multiverse, bacon and eggs, and treasure hunting Helen. Those are the nine podcasts I've guessed it on recently. I have nothing to do, so I've been guessing

on a lot of podcasts. If you'd like me to guess on your podcast, let me know. I also want to recommend a black owned business in Chicago Batters and berries is one of my favorite places to eat It is maybe the best brunch breakfast in the city so check out batters and berries for delivery or pickup And Aaron as one final gift to all of our listeners who made it through our plugs I know most you just fucking skip them to all of our listeners who made it through our plugs. I know most of you just fucking skip right there.

I'm your mother fucker, so this one is not for you. Aaron is one final treat for them. I want to take us now to a blood shot and it turns out he got, or she got a little bit lost. Uh-oh, two cats and love mimosas that we brought. Uh, vizine and clear eyes. I think we overshot and landed on Jupiter. Bye forever. I already heard it in the music video. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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