Hey Riddle Riddle - #106: OH YEAH!

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

Who just burst through your wall? A new episode! We're filled to the brim with clown talk, orphan advertisers and a new warm-up segment called Slogan's Run! We also discuss our favorite jingles from childhood, take a twisted look at The Little Mermaid and invent several new types of Santa! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. Oh, Adel, are you doing this episode? Good luck. What? What? What do you know that I don't know. Knock knock knock. Who's there? Break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, sell something. Who's there? My name is Charles and I'm with the local chapter of Riddies and Puzzies. My name is Charles and I'm with the local chapter of Riddies and Puzzies. Who? I'm so sorry, I don't, when they trained me, there's nothing in the book about this.

Can I come in? Okay, let's try this. Let's try this. Can I come in? Okay, let's try this. Let's try this. Not what? Oh, but you're in the house. Okay, well you go in the house and then we'll come out. Okay, just shut the door. Alright.

Do you want me to lock it? There's no lock. But you should pretend to toggle the door shut. We just make the sound. Make the sound? Shhh Not my tempo make the sound I drew a sword. Sorry. I leave for that away. Okay, and Sorry, no, I stepped on a walnut. Let me ready one more time

Knock knock sorry terryo Quinn is in here John Ready knock knock who's there? Quinnon in here. Lock. John lost. You'll be no. Ready? Knock knock. Who's there? Um, do you have a moment to talk about Rillie's and Pezzie's? That's, that's my line. Aaron, do you want to go with dinner?

Yeah, I would love to. Don't leave me in here. We got rid of that house that we hit in here. There's kids in here. There's kids in here. Good thing that house is haunted. Yeah, ghost kids. That house is haunted as F.

You're haunted in normal, right, bye. And JPC. And this is your local chapter of Vitties and Puzzies. The podcast, hey, we're in a riddle. If you're new to the podcast, what we do is we are three hosts who do improv and we try and solve riddles and puzzles. And along the way, we call for improvised scenes. Does that sound fun?

Should we start saying the viewers? That was a real description. Former Chicago improvisers. Okay. Yeah. Current Chicago former improvisers. We are three currently Chicago former improvisers. We are four men improvisers.

We're three men and a little baby. I'm actually so glad that what this podcast is about came up because this weekend, Sean and I socially distance talked to his uncle and he asked me what my podcast was about. And I went, um, it's about

riddles and then Sean cried laughing and then had to take over. And I decided that hell is someone trying to describe what this podcast is. Someone who doesn't listen to podcasts. For the last five years, anytime I get an Uber or I sit next to someone on an airplane or whatever that might be,

and someone's like, what do you do? I'll just make something up, or I'll just say like, I do, I'm a creative writer or something, just because I found that anytime I say I'm a podcaster, people are like, oh, okay, well, I guess tell me your podcast, like it's a fucking chore. And then I'm like, it's hello from the Magic Tiber,

and I'm like, that sounds fun. What's the premise? And I say it in their eyes, glaze over, or hey, Riddle Riddle, and they're just like, okay. What's another profession that people would be embarrassed to be successful in? Like murder. Sh if it chucky cheese.

Well, I mean, I'm trying to think of like, what it would take to be truly successful. If you're the head chef at Chuckie Cheese, I don't know what head chef means. Like, at a Chuckie Cheese, they've courted it up. They've courted it up. What job fires clowns? There are runny noodles yet.

We'll do riddles in a minute. We do like 10 minutes of bullshit for it. I guess a circus arsonist? Wow, it's wild to me that I said job. I guess I guess a circus arsonist Wow, it's it's it's wild to me that I said job and you guys listed seven things that no one would pay money for oh No, that Jeff at Jackie G's oh no that that one that one car at the circus exploded I guess we go have to go talk to 38 different wives different wives. That's so dark. I'm just trying to be like,

I guess some of the clowns, actually, you know what, that's on me, because some of the clowns could be women and they have wives. You know, that the clown was, well, I will say, I'm just speaking from, I'm just speaking purely from experience. Hold on. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, uh, uh, GPC and Adela going as fast as possible and Aaron say, hold on, stop. Shut everything down. Something just happened that we all have to acknowledge, which I don't understand because if you want to laugh at something, you laugh at something, but I don't, but to, to stop and say, we all have to laugh at this.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm like, you'll work. If I want to look at that. I bought you. I read a poem about it in my head that I can reference later and that's how I collect memories. I also love a compliment that caused me slower than the two of you. Sort of love that. Atta, what were you saying? Oh, I was going to say, I'm just going purely from my childhood experience, which is I have never in my life seen a female clown. Or I guess a non-male clown. Oh a lady clown. I've seen some lady clowns. Are they called clowns? No, they just make me

a little sad for some reason. Are they called ladies? Wait, you saw a clown like IRL. I don't know that I've ever seen like an actual clown. Oh, every time I record this podcast over. Yeah, I'm looking at two fucking clowns right now. TVC's clown ass. Yeah, well, that's pretty good. I'm a great fan of. Speaking of clowns, in the last week, Gemma and I have had a bit of a fight. Because I just because I was loopy and being dumb,

I started calling brisket bongo, which sounds like a clown name. So I'd just be like, bongo, here bongo, or I'd be like, pap, I love bongo, and like dance with him. Well, that's just fun. And I was like, what are you doing? You can't just change his name a year into us owning him. I was like, I don't know, I think he's a bongo.

And then I started yelling bongo at him and he would look up at me and I'm like, see, he loves bongo. I think that you can call your animal whatever you feel in that moment. Thank you. So I think- And I think they're confused.

So let's go around and let's say our clown names. My clown name would be bongo. My clown name would be JPC. I was gonna say also, I would say, I would still be JPC, but it would say for just performance clown Juicy pants clown didn't we have a cling the clown clown Yeah, I was on the kid friendly episode of the kid friendly episode

Yeah, cuz I was playing the clown was like a birder or something It was something to say about that kid friendly episode. I came in with that idea into Adel and JPC. I was like, the joke is not even that we get close to the line. And these two dumb dumb's, like the veins in their heads were popping out of the entire time. Cling the clown is not on me at all. I'm just saying, I hate the crowd of people. I have to go back through.

And I had to be like, yeah, we had to be like, we had to cut so much stuff out of that episode because we can't help but we discussed it. If I can defend myself for just a second, playing the clown famously only kills people over 25. So he's still a kid friendly. That's still people's parents. He's kid tested, mother approved.

He'll help. Meaning he'll fuck your mom. Playing the clown, you see. So good. Playing the clown. You used to use. Oh, a clown. Playing the clown. You're an incredible scamp. Get out of here. I also all this week around the house, just because we watched Hamilton recently.

Anytime there's something where it's like, it's your turn to do the dishes, or can you take the trash out? So, Jim will be like, it's your turn to do the dishes, and in my best-slandman, well, Miranda, overacting voice, I'll go, I know, I know, I know, I know. And that's fun and you can have that at home. Listeners, that's yours one of us gets up to go to the kitchen, spaghetti thinks that we are going to the back door to let her outside. And so I like to turn to her and go, I'm not here for you. And then she starts singing Eliza's part.

I saw your lovely girlfriend yesterday, JPC. Oh, she did tell me to mention this. So I guess I have to mention, uh, red-up top, Aaron, what happened between you and Mariah in this week's D&D game? Well, I thought I'm not saying that we fell in love, but I'm also, I am saying that we held hands for a while and she kissed my hand at one point. Why not? That's what she said as well. She also said that and the D&D game Sean's character

decided that he was in love with your character and you kept doing mean things to him. It was you're just sort of working things out over the D&D. We were in completely two different rooms and he was he's like I was a bad guy. I got to even have like a one time, I was, I was a villain wizard called Moon LaGuardia. And my middle name was Midway. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Everyone stop. We have to appreciate this.

Well, that name is thanks to me talking to Ray Glass about funny wizard names. So please give Ray Glass all the credit for that. But the cardio liviosa. But Sean was is like this guy who can turn into a rat and he was technically on their side, but met me and fell in love with me and started helping me and I didn't I didn't care at all. And he wanted to hold my hand, but I held my eyes hand instead. We call that meta gaming and in my games, it's strongly frowned upon. You actually play D&D to have not have fun, but we actually did. You have actual rules, please.

I'm in a game with JPC and I can confirm he does not allow for fun. He nips it in the bud. That's not having fun with friends is not about fun. Aaron, have you always been in this D&D game or did you join recently? I've never, I came, Paul, my friend Paul, runs it. And he invited me to do a like one time only guest role. Yeah.

Because I, I mean, I don't, I'm not a big D&D player, but Sean's in it, Mariah's in it, and a lot of my best friends are in it. So I showed up just once and it was really fun. And then Sean kissed me in the game and actually ran in and tried to kiss me my best friends are in it. So I showed up just once and it was really fun. And then Sean kissed me in the game and actually ran in and tried to kiss me and I thought I murdered it. It was kind of like I didn't register to me

that I was having and I was like. GAPC, we'll send an email about it or something later but Zach Reno reached out and wants to play some D&D so I think you might be doing a guest spot in our game. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, game. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, please. Oh, that's so cool. Aaron, do you enjoy it?

Speaking of clowns, can you tell him that I remember him as the clown on dorm life, and that I loved it? I wish I had mentioned it to him. We must, he listens, so he'll hear it. No, I wouldn't. He liked the tweet of mine the other day, so he must listen. I want to maintain my friendship with him,

so I won't mention that Aaron. Okay, that's fine. Speaking of maintaining friendships, let's get into our episode. So I thought to start us off with some. Oh wait, but I could honestly, I have to cut you off because I have one more thing to say. I also meant to say that Mariah can hear me when we recorded this episode since we're all

locked down together. And there was a review crew episode, join the Patreon, that she heard me talking about a Mumu and so she did buy me a Mumu. It's a little too heavy It's not like perfect in area and breezy, but it is very like nice and breezy So I have been wearing the Mumu around. We're actually trading on it off of it But she was playing D&D in the office and so she was on a Zoom call and I told her because it happened twice I was like my favorite thing about listening to you on like Zoom calls not work calls like that where you're having fun with your friends as you do

what I like to call a Lucille Bluth, which in arrested development when Lucille would be surprised by Jean Parvichade, the private eye, who was the worst private eye ever, she would go, ah, jeez! And Maria does like a ha-ha- When she surprised me something in D&D. And every time she did it, I thought like, Jean Parvichon was in this, I thought he was popping out of the wall.

You might be, I don't know. He wasn't our D&D game, so that makes sense. That makes sense. Maybe we could have been Larry Minchego. And we're really married to Riddles. Like we're married to him. We're engaged. Okay. So we've made a promise.

We can break it off. Oh, God, I'm not going to. I've come around on Loving Riddles. It's a fun podcast idea, and I want to be on it for another year. Aaron, can you go another 95 episodes, and then we'll talk about something else? Yeah, and then just send me off to a canoe, with no paddle, just kick it off, and I'll make my way. I love to put you in a canoe and push it push it off

And then fire like a flaming arrow and you're just like what the fuck? I'm still alive. Please stop. What are you doing? This isn't a Viking funeral at all. I will give you a thousand dollars if you could hit Aaron's canoe with a flaming arrow first try. I'll give you $1,000. What if he does though then? I have to pay him. We have to open a bar called the flaming arrow. Oh, you ready? All right, so for the warm-ups,

I thought to do something, this is a fun warm-up segment that I'm gonna call, what am I gonna call this? I'm gonna call this slogan's run, or I could also call it slogan fizz. slogan's run sounds like a roller coaster. Oh good, we'll call it slogan fizz. And what's the? Run sounds like a roller coaster. Oh good.

We'll stick with slogans run. So what it is is I'm going to say a few slogans from the last 100 years or so. And you have to tell me what the product is that the slogan is for. If this is a slogan from 1931, I'm fucked. I have no context for what a slogan was. So we know just do it of course is the slogan for Nike. Yep. And I love it. All of my Dekis would call and cappare next started. Neely.

I needed how peaceful and respectful that was. And blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm loving it. Of course is a slogan for make down. Oh, yeah, no Aaron got it. Premarital sex. like a PR team. How can we get to say ba da ba ba ba. I came and you this is alienating to all of our married listeners who will most likely never have premarital sex ever again. At JPC I told you I don't believe in alienating listeners.

Now you can believe in whatever you want Mark office or whatever guy for a cop it's Mark office but I don't believe in alienating our, Marko-Poffice or whatever guy. Marko-Poffice. Marko-Poffice. But I don't believe in alienating our listeners. I think alienating listeners exists. No, I don't think that's true. There might be like bacteria in our listeners somewhere. I see tapes. Okay, so here we go.

The King of Beers. Uh, Budweiser. Budweiser? That is Budweiser. Okay. Oh yeah. How about I'd walk a mile for a camel? Uh, the pretenders? It's for camel cigarettes.

When you care enough to send the very best. Oh my card. That is a whole mark. I legit didn't know that. I was gonna say, Westerd you, Jim? Oh, my card, Jingle is just a scary, like orphan going, oh my God. It's out of like a, it's out of like plump theme. I do want to see a scene.

JPC, you're an ad exec and you're trying to, it's the 11th hour and you have a jingle or slogan due tomorrow for some company. You have zero creativity. So what you've done is you've hired Aaron who is a poor little orphan. You've given her some hot soup in exchange for her talents and you're pressing her to come up with your thing. Thank you for the soup, sir.

Please have as much as you want. We have pretty much every flavor of Pro, sir. Please have as much as you want. I pretty much every flavor of progresso, we have their light collection, we have their chowders. And I just want you to get into a progresso mood and a progresso mindset. Thank you. Did you know that I didn't have a pretty short accent

into my parents died? I'm from Oklahoma. Okay, I don't even know any. It's a cabin. Personal details, the personal details Gap in. Personal details. The personal details stuff is not too interested in. That soup, it's hot soup, it's good soup. And what does the soup make you think of?

Because we need something that pops for the soup. I'll rip on it. Good. You don't rip. Yeah. The soup feels good like a parent's hug. This. Oh, okay. You're taking your head. I'll pause you. It was good like a parents hug this

Okay, you're shaking your head. I'll pause you because that's great. That sounds more like something like from the musical Annie or something We okay, okay, maybe just take a stab at something not orphan-related maybe just like the emotional what the suit makes you think of emotionally The suit makes me feel warm like when I had a house. No, you're shaking your head again. No, yeah, I don't think that's not. No. Not the direction that we definitely don't want to go in that direction. We don't want to make people feel sad.

We want to make them feel like full of soup. Dan, so come on in here. I saw your pitch. Sure. I saw the new ad that you came up with, which is progressive soup. Soup's so good, you won't miss your parents. Yeah, uh-huh. So I thought about how a better slogan would be like just like mom used to make,

and then I thought about how my mom has best done, and then I got really sad, and then I wanted to make everyone else sad because the soup makes you happy. So it makes you happy. Should it make you happy is a better one? Can I resummit or can I? Is it Mike turn to sing the jingle? Can I come over to you? Oh, who's this?

Are you familiar with the movie Big Daddy and the plot to said movie? Of course, Big Daddy, of course, starring the kid from Riverdale at a much tinier version. I think it was kind of starring John Stewart. It was really his little breakout. Say, how about a diamond is forever? Baseball. You're right. It's for James Bond. A diamond is forever. Do you remember these commercials

where it'd be like, it's for debiers. Yeah, it was like two shadows and be like tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt I was just saying today, just today I was saying I've never been in a Tiffany's and I don't think I'll ever go in one again. Or ever. I mean, not again. Aaron, the next time I'm in New York, we are going to have lunch at Tiffany's, like just like a song. But I said, what about breakfast at Tiffany's? No, no. Okay, fine.

Let's do a few more of these. How about we try harder? UPS. This is of course the slogan for JPS. Marital sex. I'm a spot guest. Does that slogan, we try harder? Are you missing the word sorry?

Sorry, we try harder. What do we think this is for? Board trucks. Close, this is for Avis rental. How about the slogan think small? Marital sex. JPC's brain? Wow. He didn't even realize he was resting his soul. Fuck. JPC, do you know it? What do you think small? What would be good small airplane peanuts? Airplane peanuts. Think small. I don't know this one think small Oh season four of smallville exactly this is the tagline for that Matt Damon movie think small is the tagline for

Volkswagen Don't think about that emissions fuel of the ESCO that we had where we were just lying to people about how green our cars are. How about the uncola? What? Pepsi. Pepsi.

The uncola. You think Pepsi's an uncola? Okay, fine, Sprite. Closer. Okay, fine. Look for us. No, further away. You, so when I said, when you said Sprite and I say very close, I think there you go.

Remember the commercials that were seven up yours. Make seven up yours. Seven up yours. Pretty good. With Orlando Jones, I believe was in those commercials. So an uncolla is also an uncle who is drinking opinion collada. How about impossible? If you like making love at midnight,

no, with the weddings. Scary. Got a bids. How about impossible is nothing. Impossible meat. Sports. Is that beyond beef's slogan?

I would love that. Here in your, you're right. You're on the right path with sports. No, is that beyond beefs, slogan? I would love that. Here in your, your right, you're on the right path with sports. Is it the Philadelphia Eagles? In possible is nothing. Adidas. It is. Adidas. Whoa. Holy shit.

Where'd you pull that out of? My ass. Oh. Is that a current, is that currently Adidas or is that something they've used in the past? people that of. My ass. Hahaha. Hahaha. Oh. Is that currently a Ditas or is that something they've used in the past? I have no idea. I don't think I know any other shoe brand except for Nike.

I mean, Nike had just do it and I don't think that a Ditas ever captured me with anything as popular or as well known as that. A Ditas. I don't think. Come on, just one pair. I do, I like Adidas. I have a lot of Adidas shoes. For whatever reason, I guess my feet are a little wider

and Nike shoes have always felt very constricting. And the Adidas shoes that I have have not. And you said your feet are wide. Weren't you in a sketch group called the widest kid, you know? Yeah, I guess. And C. And you said your feet are wide. Weren't you in a sketch group called the widest kids, you know? Yeah. And see. There's a time. If I was in a sketch show called the widest kids, you know,

people would see my skinny ass and be like, oh, is this a joke? And I'd be like, don't worry about it guys. I please don't make fun. Just let me go. Again, I'm older than you guys, but there was a time where everyone I knew was obsessed with

Fila. Do you ever own any Fila brand stuff? Fila. F-I-L-A. No. No. I didn't. I don't think so.

I think it was around the time. It was around the time Grant Hill was drafted into the NBA by the Pistons and he signed with, because up until then everybody was either Adidas or Nike, and he was like, I'm going with Fila, and he was like the number one pick, so I think Fila had like its moment in the sun. I definitely bought a pair of Pumas one time because someone else had Pumas and I was like,

oh, those are cool, this was something like high school, and they were like all leather, and they were the squeakyest fucking shoes, like just sitting down, they would be, if I like moved my foot, they would just go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I was like, I think you had a mouse in your shoe.

Honestly, I was like, I was like, I'll never fucking own another pair of these shoes. They say like that people make these snap decisions about how brand loyal they are, and truly, I bought one pair of, and they were probably just like, I shouldn't have bought that type of shoe, but, or I didn't treat them correctly, but I'll never buy another pair of Pumas

because of how squeaky those shoes were. I hate to ask this, but did you forget to oil your shoes? No, no, I'm not gonna fall for this again. No, no, I'm not gonna fall for this again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And man gets like that oiled up. You're supposed to do that to your shoe every day. You know the Tim Man War, Tim Man War, what do I talk about? Pumas. I feel for this one,

Addle sold me these beautiful new clothes. And you said, these are new clothes that the height of fashion, everyone will love them. I said, I can't see them. And he said, that is the point. And then you were naked all over town. Those are air walks, my man.

I don't know if you know this, but all four characters in Wizard of Oz represent different shoe brands. What? When all four characters at Wizard of Oz. All the four main ones. Okay, gotcha. I gotta see a scene. I gotta see a scene.

Aaron, you are Dorothy. A JPC, you are the Tin Man. Okay. Or you be whatever other character you want And I might enter as well and this is a new Wizard of Oz No, this is the old Wizard of Oz but these are the deleted scenes where they were having to push super hard for different brands in order to fund the movie Oh, Toto, maybe I shouldn't have stolen these Lubaton heels. From that woman who had her house following her old Toto, what are we gonna do?

Did someone say house? Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Oh, State Farm Representative, we're gonna be okay Toto. Uh, hold the line. I'll get going. Oh, okay, no, no. I'm still not always on time. A state farm representative, I came to this awful place that's so, so colorful. How do I get home?

Well, I guess first what I have to ask is, is it in you? Gatorade. And then you? Gatorade. Yes, of course. I drank Gatorade and that's keeping my electric lights up as I go through aaws. Oh good. Also, everybody loves a little bump cocaine. Yeah, actually, it's too dark for me to talk about cocaine.

So you keep doing that. I'm not going to have Judy Garland talk about cocaine because people kept drugging her and it was horrible she lived a horrible Early existence because Studios I can keep drugging her, but what what other things? Oh, that's too dark for you right now if it's too dark for you We'll leave the line. We love the meat. We love the meat. We love meat. Toto? Arby's. I bless the range. Same in Africa. Bark, bark, Pepsi. Let's do one more.

How about the tagline or slogan? Hello, boys. Hello, boys. Hello, boys. That's a slogan for a product. That's a slogan for a product. That's a slogan for a product. Have you, I urge you to and I urge any listeners to listen to just cause I brought it up.

Listen to, there's outtakes for when Michael Jordan did his first Gatorade campaign where he has to say Gatorade is it in you? And he goes through like 50 different versions and he can't get it right cause he keeps in flexion right. He'll say like Gator, is it in you? And they're like, great, Michael just do it

one more time, he goes, okay, Gatorade, is it in you? And they're like, okay, just a little more natural. Oh no, it's like me. It's amazing, it gets on YouTube, look that up, it'll make you up. Hello? Hello, boys, is this Trojan condoms? Hello, boys, it was the tagline for Wonder Bra. I don't think that's the little thing.

Why, ew. Hello. I don't wear bras for boys. I wear them for my back. We're advertising for bras and who buys bras men for the mistresses. It's 1951 and I'm in charge forever! Stroke. I'm pretty sure that wonder bras are not like super sexy bras. I think they're like

used for function. But I don't know. I don't know anything. Functional. Okay, Adela, I've got one for you. What's this from? Hello, bread. Okay, hello, bread. Mustard, grape of fun. That is for wonder bread. Oh, I love Michael Shabon. Let's do, let's do one main riddle in here and then we'll take a break. So I'm going to read you a situation. I'm going to read you a situation and then you have to let me know what I want to know here. Makes sense? Good.

Nina. I don't think so. I was waiting for a KPC. That can't possibly make sense. Fucking riddle works. Nina finishes getting dressed and enters a crowded room. Even though Nina is neither a government agent nor a criminal, every move is monitored by the room full of people.

Some are taking notes while others are photographing her. Nina doesn't smile and doesn't talk to a single person. She isn't frightened, but she knows she'll be in trouble if she doesn't leave the room within two minutes. Where is Nina and what is her occupation? She's a model and she's walking down the runway. She's at a wedding and she's a professional wife. Professional wife.

I love people taking notes as sub-bright as walking down the aisle. Too tall, too tall. Too tall, too tall. Too tall, too tall. Too tall, but jeffrey. Yes. Not the right height difference between the two of them, yes. He's a short short paddy cat, Mary, a tall, tall woman like that.

Don't want no short short man. Aaron, you got exactly right. Nina is on the catwalk at a fashion show. She is a model. I thought this was a pretty good misdirection, but you got it immediately. Wait, what pretty good misdirection, but you got it immediately. Wait, what was the misdirection? Well, it's just that it's like a woman in her decrieded room.

People are watching her every move. They're taking notes and taking photographs. She doesn't smile. She has to leave her room. It just sounds like it's something weird or suspicious or like ominous. Okay. It was what I thought.

I think they could have fucked with us if they said that it was a man and like done some like gendered, reversal, like you know male model, Derek Zooland, or can be clowns and men's can be models. Take that to the bank and then say, I don't know why I brought this to you. We can't cash this. I could be a model. Look. Aaron, I want to see one more she's color

bro just shot out of her mouth whoo yikes I want to see one more scene before we go to break Aaron you are going to be a model um JPC and are going to be at the what do you call it just a show show, I guess, when they, when fashion show and Aaron, you are modeling something that doesn't typically get modeled and you're, and you're going about it in a very interesting way. Oh, here we go. I think it's starting. Okay. Oh, yeah.

This is supposed to be the hottest show of the season. As you can see, I'm the first woman ever to model a live octopus. Wow. Oh. Oh. Oh. Should someone tell her that's a blowfish? fish. Why is it hot? It should be hot. Oh you know what it looks like she has a cooked piece of fish with her as well. Why is she saying lights? And that's pose. I mean, traditionally she should be talking butch at all.

Here come on. She said pose but all she did was pull it her phone and turn on FX's Billy Porter hit show pose. The category is wearing fish. Seen. Oh, the category is we're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back with more riddies and puzzles. But boom! Nope. Casey cut that out. Give it a... Casey, be like Dave Kool-Yay. Cut that out.

Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Addle. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace.

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I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. No, that's awesome Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website is for Frank With square space You can connect to your store to vetted third party tools to extend the functionality of your website Hey jpc. Hey jpc. What's up, Adam? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine dude We got her anyway if you want to prank Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her.

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Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny

to think about something like that? Like, have they're never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm.

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That's what I said. Aaron, what's that? I know, race car. You just spouting off palindromes? Yeah. I may go hang this on you. I'm a lasagna car. I would like to see a scene.

I would like to see a scene. Adel, you are a race car driver and you're in the middle of a race. JPC,'re in the middle of a race. Uh, JPC, you're the head of his pit crew and while, uh, his, like, car is getting, like, changed over, uh, you really want to just, like, have a conversation with Adel and you're not really reading the room that he's trying to, uh, finish the race. Gotcha. Yeah, doing so fast, I'm going so fucking fast. Oh, yeah.

Um, so the guys are, the guys are fixing everything up. It'll be about 40 seconds 41 seconds. Okay, okay a little faster. Good good good. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Oh is your day Great good. Do you need anything of the car? No, no, I got snacks. I got drinks. Oh, sorry. What kind of snacks? I got your puppet show. I just have Pringles. Okay, but I got a lot of different flavors. No, that's fine. I gotta go. Do you need a PBag?

What's that? Do you need a PBag? I don't want drugs. No, no, no, no. Do you need a PBag? No, if you have to be in the car, do you need a PBag? Because I have bags. I can give you a PBag.

No, I don't need a PBag. Racers just either hold it or piss their pants. Oh! Jeremy's learning something new today. Hold it or piss their pants. Okay. Jeremy, can you take off the jack? Can I be honest, Tbh?

I could not hold it that long. I got a tiny little bladder. You're not supposed to say can I be honest, Tbh? That's redundancy. Tbh? I gotta get that. I gotta go. Okay. You have to go hold on. you do not know that. I have a go.

Okay, you have to go hold on. All right, TNT characters, welcome. I gotta go. We do not have the wheels, guys. You bet what? What? We're trying the best we can. Come on, guys, faster.

I'm so sorry about this. I'm so sorry about this. Let's go, let's go. I'm losing. What color would you set your eyebrows are? Because I get that your hair is Auburn. What color are your eyebrows? What color would you say that is dark brown? Why don't we say I Please please all right. I'm also what I guess you say when you guys one two three dark brown. Whoa

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do you like a little bit buzzed? They're like, I got snacks, I got drinks, you got pringles. I got snacks, I got drinks, are we vibing? Erich's just told me that I said drunk at work and I was like a compliment city. So where is Susie and why aren't people worried about being hit while she's driving?

Again, Susie is driving outside. Out in the open, her speed is over 100 miles per hour. People are remarking on her fast driving, but she isn't concerned she will hit anyone and nobody is concerned about being hit. And it's not, it's not as Aaron says it is. It is not a NASCAR event. It's not a NASCAR event. Um, And again, some people are standing, some people are standing within a few feet of her. So, you know, could be even like three feet, four feet. Roll a coaster, go carts, airplane. Is Suzy at work? Is she doing her job at this time or is this a leisure activity? It could be someone's job, but I'm most likely

this is a leisurely. And she's in a car. She's driving. She's driving. Is she a train? Is she a train conductor? Are there people on the train with Suzie? Aaron got it.

She is at a golf tournament. People aren't worried because Suzie is hitting a golf ball. An action known, man, it's driving. When is BeGolfing? I want to see a scene. Aaron, you were about to tee off at the first ever Aaron Keefe Grand Prix Golf tournament. I don't know what golf tournament I'm sure you are. Let's have JPC do it actually. So JPC, because I want Aaron in the booth with me. So JPC, you're about to hit T-off at the first ever Aaron Keve Classic

and Aaron, you and I are in the announcer's booth. Beautiful day, here. Beautiful day. Let me see some happy little clouds over here and a nice comfy little tree. That's just gonna come out here, a few branches. And he's team up. Oh, and it looks like he's about to sneeze.

Three wood. And he's looking up at the light to make sure the sneeze comes out. Oh, maybe not. Maybe he doesn't have it. Is Katty trying to scare him? Oh, he does have to sneeze again. Oh, maybe not. And he's team up, meaning he's putting his shirt back on, and he's ready to go ahead and hit the light. Three wood, maybe not. And he's teeing up, meaning he's putting his shirt back on and he's ready to go ahead and hit the lead. Three wood, thank you. Does he have to sneeze though?

Cause he keeps going looking at he's like, looks like he keeps thinking he needs to and then he doesn't. I'm just gonna wait for it. I'm just gonna wait for this. Pretty bold, he's gonna tee off with a three wood. Okay, now he's- He's trying to get a sneeze out by going.

And Aaron, it seems like what's happening is I just noticed he's wearing an old-timey sleeping cap and the top of it keeps brushing up against his nose. I see his caddy is getting out. Something to stick up his nose to aid with the sneeze. Is that the zycam? It's not? Okay. And it's pretty fast.

Oh, it's not zycam. He doesn't know what he's putting up his nose yeah it's pretty impressive that he got a Cadillac on the greens today but yes that caddy is trying to help out wherever it can he just put the pine cone on his nose and it seems to have the whole crowd and what oh and of course is He's trying to problem solve He'll figure it out. He's a friend coming. He's the best there is And of course by bro by pro he is a programmer by Occupation we'll be able to pull this out of the last second. Let's see last chance to sneeze and

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Yeah. That used to be... That used to be... Yeah. Oreo Postel used to sell a ton of cargo ships, but now they're out of fashion. Christina is inspecting a cargo ship. She notices several problematic holes in the vessel's hole, but doesn't make note of them or tell anyone about it.

Although other inspectors surround her, none of them speak during the entire process. Where's the ship located and why aren't the inspectors speaking to each other? It's a relationship And the inspectors are the people who are feeling Self-conscious about their decision to enter the relationship Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Rather keep your mouth shut and have people assume you're an idiot then open your mouth and remove all that Doesn't make any sense why you would say that to me it then open your mouth and remove all that. Doesn't make any sense why you would say that to me. It's a complete nuts, I could hear.

I just see, I'm just so much advice. I've given you several times. Sure, sure. JPC is now crying. Now, any thoughts about this ship with holes in it? It's hard to say holes and then hole. Oh yeah, because ships have a hole. So she's inspecting cargo ships, she notices several holes in the vessel. She doesn't make any note about them and

they'll be different cannons. They're supposed to have holes. Honestly, a great answer, but it is incorrect in this instance. Okay, we'll change it. These are who hold on your ship. Are's the Chimney on a ship? Are they like, what is it? Maybe it's like a steamship that has like chimneys in it? Okay, so you think Santa goes into steamships? I want to see a little boy's, if little boy's a girl's love on ships.

Okay, I, you two are two pirates, and it's Chris Miseve and you2 are sort of hoping that Santa makes an appearance that night. Hey, Bobby Benia. Yeah. Hey, it's me Doug Drabeck. I'm just a couple of pirates hanging out. And Adel?

Yeah. Thank you for that. For all my MLB heads up. Yeah. I'm very much looking forward to this season. It's unseasonably warm in Pittsburgh, don't you think? A little bit, yeah, I did see the antivance like had to go to the hospital because he passed out

from Sunstere. Yarr, no. Wow, Sunsterew, and it's December 24th. Mm-hmm. Christmas Eve. Well, I know I've been in a lot of season to require it to this year. Well, you're the one that said it was unseasonably hot, sorry. Christmas Eve. Well, I know I've been a naughty little pirate this year. Well, you're the one that said it was unseasonably hot, so yes, I know unseasonably hot.

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Is that Hise Santa? You know, Hise Santa, he has a team of 12 sharks that race him around the ocean to deliver some of the supplies. He's dragging me on the water! Ho ho ho! Yeah, and he can't breathe water. No, I don't know about this. Is that what that is? This is a thing?

Yeah, you've never heard of high seas Santa? Yeah. I'll give you whatever gift you want. Just save me. Ho ho ho, ho. Just about a high C Santa. And I also want to mention, Bobby, not to be confused with high C Santa, which is the Kool-Aid man, correct?

He, where else is it? No. Ho, ho. Ho, yeah. Scene. Ha, ha, ha. Now let me see the Kool-Aid man with a Santa hat. No, say, oh, yeah. Oh, there it is.

That has to. We'll make that Christmas card and we'll sell it away. That has to exist. That has to exist. That has to exist. He just burst through your fireplace and ruined your wall. Oh yeah. Kids start screaming.

There's dust all over there real Christmas presents. You hear like sleigh bells on the roof and then you hear like something land and then you hear something coming out of the chimney Then you just hear breaking glass Oh god, the chimney. What do you leave out for a cool-aid Santa? Oh, yeah, oh yeah on trash Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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It was in Chicago. It was in, we went to the webster when it came out. So I definitely remember it, Colin Dalgren, or I think organized it. It was, it was fun, we went to the webster when it came out. So I definitely remember it, Colin Dogren, or I think organized it, it was fun, it was an event. The bad guy. The bad guy from Rocky IV. Uh-huh. I'm a huge Colin Dogren fan.

Amazing artist. Look him up. Oh yeah, he's great. The bad guy in that movie is the, what's the kid from Sixth Sense? Hilly Joel Osmond. Yeah, but the wild part about Entourage as a show is that they'll have celebrities playing themselves on Entourage and then they'll have other celebrities

playing like characters on Entourage. So like Scott Khan I think is a bit player in Entourage at one point. He's got like an arc and the whole time, like they, I really want them to like reference Scott Khan, the actor, to be like, yeah, I was just at a party with Scott Khan, but not the one who is the actor playing Scott Khan. Well, they do that on like Ferb as well. I know it's any show where they bring in like real people and then also the actors, they

need more meta jokes. I need, they need more meta jokes. I need those meta jokes. If I ever have a TV show where that happens and people come in and like some people play themselves and some people play characters. When you have a TV show. When I have a TV show like that, I'm gonna have you both in,

but you're gonna be playing each other. And audience members will still not give a shit. Yeah, they'll be like, I'll be like, there's a six. The thing about that is I watched on trash. I watched all of on trash. And audience members will still not give a shit about us. The thing about that is I watched Andraj. I watched all of Andraj. And there's like a Harvey Weinstein character on Andraj who's named something different.

And when Harvey Weinstein was getting arrested, I was seeing his picture for the first time. I've heard him. I'd never seen his picture. And I saw his picture, saw that it wasn't that guy who played the Harvey Weinstein character on Entourage and immediately got so embarrassed I was like, oh my god, I thought that that guy on Entourage

was Harvey Weinstein. That poor actor. I know, I know, like to vaguely look like him is just such an awful thing. There's a very funny running gag on the new season of curb where women keep coming up to Jeff Garland and going pig and like throwing water in his face. He's like, I'm not him because he does look just like him.

He kind of does, yeah. And that's a good meta joke. Sorry to circle back just a moment before we continue with this riddle. Do you all remember around Christmas time the Coco Pebbles commercials? I still to this Christmas. To this day day i still wake up like once a week and in my head i just have running ho ho ho i'm ha ha hungry do you know that is like barney dresses up like santa to try and steal freds cocoa pebbles

i have baby bottle pops baby bottle pops in a running with my head in any given moment my buddy my buddy. Um, the Cocoa Krispies was, my name is Cocoa and it's swinging from the trees because everybody wants my Cocoa Krispies. And Cocoa's the most memorable thing. Oh, also, if you're from Massachusetts,

you know that you have the Fox Woods casino themes stuck in your head at all times. So. Can we hear a little snippet? Yeah, how does it go? Take a chance, make it happen, pop the cork, fingers snap in, spin the wheel, round and round we go. Life is good, life is sweet, grab yourself a fructose seat. And then keep going a little bit. Let's meet and have a ball. Let's live, yeah, let's live for the wonder of it all.

Meet me at Foxwoods, Foxwoods. It's a terrible place. That honestly sounds like the best Dean Martin song I've ever heard. Someone's like nephew or cousin, fucking made that song. And they're just like, I don't have 50 bucks. Boy, boy, that's great. Okay, well finish this, finish this jingle for me.

588-2300. Coca-Cola. My butt. Eric got the melody right, but it's not for your butt. It's for the TV show Empire. Yes, for the TV show Empire. Yes, for the TV show Empire. Seven powers for kids. Eight, seven. Save big money at my knowledge.

My knowledge! Bob Roorman. So where do we think this ship is located and why aren't the inspectors or Christina speaking to each other? I don't know. If we forgot, there's holes on the boat. She notices the holes. She doesn't say anything.

She doesn't make note of them. That's supposed to be there. There's supposed to be there. The other inspectors don't seem to care that she's not making note of them or speaking up. Is this a boat, a shipping container that is shipping paperback copies of Lewis Sackers' holes? I love that answer.

I love that answer. I love that answer. Dig it up, dig it. Nope, they're shipping Lewis Sackers' Wayside story. Oh, okay. Or Maniac McGee. Dan Lee, yo, Max. I hate Maniac McGee. Come at me.

I'll fight you for my new favorite book. Maniac McGee. Maniac McGee, if you're out there, please do not come at me. I've heard about you and you are not so. And you will damage me. Wishbones and hell and I hate maniac McGee. Um, do we want to enhance?

Do we want, what do we want? Why? Give me a hint. No, so these holes are supposed to be on the ship, right? Well, I wouldn't say they're supposed to be on the ship, but it's not surprised, nobody's surprised that they're there at the moment Currently, are these removable holes?

Is it on hold on dead stop dead stop Aaron would you say? Swiss cheese is on the boat Okay, explain yourself. There's a lot of Swiss cheese on this boat and it's got holes Okay, explain yourself. There's a lot of Swiss cheese on this boat. And it's got holes in my hand. Are these removable holes? Is this cargo? Is it to do with the cargo that's on the ship?

Let's give some hints here. Yes. Christina can enter the, Christina enters the ship without using a ramp or opening any doors. Throughout the inspection, Christina's feet don't even touch the ground. Even though Christina finds rooms filled with water, she's not alarmed.

Oh, is she, by inspector, is she a diver? That is correct. Diving underneath and it's a flooded ship and there's holes in the ship because it's been fish have gotten in there and they live in there. It's smart. Christina and her colleagues are inspecting a ship

that sunk to the ocean floor. They're deep, they're deep sea diving equipment prevents them from talking. So, Adel and Aaron, I would like to see a scene. You are going to be playing two MIRR people and there's a ship wreck at the bottom of the sea. You're going to move into it, but you have no conception of like human society or where this thing came from.

You just think it's this thing that you're not going to live in. Gladys. Gladys, come over here. Swim over here. How is there any other way? Oh, I guess not. I guess not. Yo, yo, yo.

Can I ask you, as a pregnant woman, aren't you sick of swimming? As a pregnant woman. Isn't that what they say? Pregnant woman. Sick of swimming. Ready to run. I don't need you to tell me how pregnant women feel.

I'm a pregnant, more woman, and I'm thriving. Oh, that's great. Can I say something about this house that we just moved into? Of course, Gladys. Doesn't sort of feel like alien and scary and maybe a little bit cursed. It is a little troubling. I've never seen these substances before. I think what we ended up calling metal, that's the word we gave it, metal.

I've never seen anything like it. It's like rock. It's sort of guest-right. It's like, well, we don't know. It was like rock, but it's shiny and stronger than rock. Mm, yeah. And look over here, what's this? Wait, is it a photograph? What is this?

What is this? What is this? What's called a thingamabab? Is that word again? We'll say it thingamab this? Let's call it a thingamabab. Is that word again? We'll say it thingamabab. Okay, this is a thingamabab. Uh-huh.

Oh, there's a spoon. There's 19 more of these photograph thingamababs. That makes 20. We just don't know what any of this is. Hey, are you? Yes. Hey, real quick. Are you fucking that prince?

Ooh. Ooh. I just noticed a lot of times I wake up in the like 4 a.m. and you're not you're not in the seashell with me. And then I'll see on the beach there's a tail marks that lead to the castle. Are you implying that I like waddle my way up to the castle every evening to make love to a prince. I mean, I guess that's what I'm asking. You're implying that I make my way all the way up the beach. And have sex with the most handsome, well, no.

Prince Navine sort of surpassed him later. Prince Erich for a while, I'd say, was the most handsome. There's a few people who have them are definitely hotter So you know his name we cut to the mermaid and the prince Thank you so much for waddling up here Oh god God Here's here some water Oh god, I got sick off now. It's No, no, it's okay, it's okay.

Have a sick one. See you at New Zealand, bro. Yeah, we'll get you, we'll get you whatever you want. You can have clothes in the new Zealand New Zealand, bro. Can you get like a wheelbarrow next time? I'm so tired, it's exhausting. Yeah, you want it. We can have one of the servants.

What, near you up? Sick. Hey, I'm so sorry to do this. I know that you're sick and you walk all the way up here. feels like maybe my piano lessons not gonna happen tonight. If that's seen Aaron I left so hard my contact came loose. I love I love the idea of Ariel going on land and it just being like oh no, oh no I need to I need water and then just barfing all over her chest That's my version of a little mermaid.

Very funny. Let's just do a couple more. We'll do some shorter riddles here and then we'll call it there. My brain broke in that same phrase I can't. I have like quarantine mashed potato brain and sometimes when I try to do improv, it won't come out. That was my fault. I never should have given you a premise that I intended you to do. I got to say I am a hundred percent surprised that when you said we see we see the Merwomen with prints that you weren't like.

Choo-choo, little Rick call it. And here we go. What number do you get when you multiply all the numbers on a telephone's number pad? Some when you multiply all the numbers on a telephone's number pad? Some math for you all I know it What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on telephones number fat? That would be funny if that was that you get an error message because you cannot multiply that little pound sign You get a zero because anything time zero is zero. No, two plus nothing, make nothing.

You got to ask something if you want to win. What's the following? ATT. Oh man, that should be... I was so joyous. Instead of the do do do do do, we're sorry, it should be doo doo doo doo doo doo for another. Nothing from nothing, neither.

GPC, GPC, you're exactly right. The answer is zero. Any number multiplied by zero is zero. I think Aaron Cudin does something that is a very good idea. And I think that what we should spend the next year of our lives doing is rewriting all error messages or like wrong number. And I think that what we should spend the next year of our lives doing is rewriting all

error messages or like wrong number, anything that people like hit an error that kind of frustrates you and we should rework them to be a little parody jiggles based on the famous. He's like, hey now, numbers wrong, try the phone number once again. Yeah, Jay Vardov would like to take over all error messages. Any kind for any company, any website, anything ever, we would like to be the ones to take Yeah, I just think that. I just think that. I just think that. I just think that. I just think that. I just think that. I just think that.

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What's that Miss Elliott? It's your shimmer than my grand-year. Gotta run my house. Gotta run my house. Gotta dial it. To find out how wrong you gotta file it. I know you're all used to this listeners, but I often don't do this with Sean that often where I get the words wrong to a song

But I've been doing that with my hump slightly and it's been making it's last really hard. I try to be an answer Thank you one and anton always sitting next to me and all these are connecting me Byning me my I'm looking at me I'm looking at me I'm looking at me I'm looking at me I like that you make free sound like an aunt who's seeing a newborn baby. She's not. That's what I assumed. Oh, this is a little cutie. You're wearing pajamas. Yes, you are.

How about the numbers 1169 and 88? Give it a little thought. And what do they all have in common? All these numbers? Having common? No doubt about it? Uh, boy, boy. They don't add up to each other.

They're not. They have two ease in them They have what ease? Letter E 11 69 and 88 I guess so yeah, I mean It has an E Oh, it has A and E. Oh, A and E. So that's cable. We know, drama. What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common? I'll give you a little hint. Don't think about the spelling.

Just imagine the actual numbers in your minds. I. 11, 69, and 88. Are we saying 11 is just like, are they ones with any flare? Or they just all been down you flip them over it's the same Aaron you got it right while JPC was grasping at straws they read the same write up wait add a wait for him to

get a straw okay JPC did you get a straw keep drinking these are all non-the-buyer to great what kind of only do the steel straws that you can rewash. I'm sipping up my drink in a crazy straw. Down, down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down.

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Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down's do one more. How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack can't jump over this mechanical bit. How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it? This is something, this is an actual thing that we did in our grade school, where we would bet people, I bet you can't jump over this pencil if I put on the floor.

And then we would get like a quarter. And your grade school was one room and it was 1901 and you were saving for the war. Right, Ryan. Oh, yeah. I took that, I took that quarter and of course at the time, that worth $300,000 and I invested it in Google. You write, don't jump on the floor with the pencil. Oh, you put it up against the wall. You can't jump on over it. Bingo, bingo, ha, ta ta.

You put it next to a wall and nobody can jump over it. Unless you're the cool-ed man then reverse the fuck up oh yeah we owe the dollar that will never not be funny we have to do we have to somehow make a comic book or something that's that's Kool-aid Santa. What's it he's got to be like cool a cool Ad wringle or something there's got to be a better name than cool Adman Santa. I will say the one that the one thing that we shouldn't ever do is Google this because it exists it like everything like every every joke that I would tweet I always go into Twitter and I'm like I'm just gonna see who else has done it and it's like a million people who have all have one like have and I'm like, I'm just gonna see who else has done it. And it's like a million people who all have one like,

have done, and I'm like, okay, great. So that idea's not maybe the best. Do we think that someone's already done high seas Santa, where Santa has a sleigh of sharks? And the lead shark has red blood all over his muzzle? No. What do you call a shark's mouth? Snoot?

I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. Okay, thank you, Aaron. Aaron, since you answered that correctly for me, thank you so much. Do you have anything to plug? Follow my Instagram, Aaron, keep 10. I will be posting some comedy stuff over there. Hopefully a lot more stuff soon.

I don't know, I've been pretty busy. Audition season happened. It started happening again, so I'm a little bit busy, but I will post more stuff over there soon JPC anything to plug Uh, just go to twitch.com and throw a little backslash in there and then put in the words shark barkman and then you know Subscribe to twitch and watch me play video games a lot of fun happened over there add all anything to plug I've been doing a lot of guest spots on podcast, so I want to plug those.

So here's a list of podcasts where you can check me out guesting and also check out even when I'm not guesting, please. Those would be Time Machine Talk Show Riverdale High AV Club, where I had to watch the first season of Riverdale, which we started and now I finished. The other podcasts are Break Room at the Sinoplex, the Weekly Cool Down podcast, BitStorm podcast, Smallwood Sessions,

Spue, which stands for Spectrum People Enjoying Wizardry. The podcast Chain of Being, where I did a brief audio guest about, it's a scripted sort of sci-fi show, Review Review, which I think we've plugged before, but all three of us were on that. The unsocial lists, and then also, I'm not sure when this will come out probably later this year, but I was on a podcast called Welcome to Hell, which is put on by the rooster teeth folks. So check all those out, please. Aaron, what percentage of these do you think are real and what percentage of these are joke podcasts?

Because it's always like a list of like nine podcasts. Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot a few more here. Don't forget to check out a baloney roof. What else? Dibs, I'm baloney roof. Nope, take it as a joke. It's mine. Don't, don't.

I'm doing a very serious, very sad podcast about death called baloney roof. And Aaron, I love your idea for Bologna roof. You did say that you had a very kind of, a very heavy, very kind of, I don't want to say it like this, but out of this world concept for episode one of Bologna roof, and that was a Jupiter, Jupiter. Bye forever. Created by Adolf Refi. forever. You're in the most deep before hate with the brick dome.