Hey Riddle Riddle - #108: We Also Make The Ducks

Episode Date: August 12, 2020

We can't believe it's Wednesday! Again?! In this weeks episode we do listener submitted riddles and talk a lot about Ben Folds. We see a vampire stealing accents, a banana on a date, and Jeeves the butler help you find what you're looking for.Don't worry we also listen in on some bears waking up from hibernation and some men deciding who gets to walk on the moon first. We promise there is no monkey business in this episode! We love you! Bye!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. All right kids, everybody stand for the Puzzle of Allegiance. Do we have to? Yep, put your hands over your brains. Now, just hit my stuff in the face. No, put your hands over your brains. And if you'd have to. Just hit myself in the face. No, put your hands over your brain. If your hands bigger than your brain, you have cancer. Ow! Why did you scream before he hits your hand?

Okay, here we go. Repeat after me. I puzzle legions. I puzzle legions. To the riddles. To the riddles. Of the Hey Riddle Riddle podcast. of the Heyrida riddle podcast of the Heyrida riddle podcast and to the JP riddles and to the JP riddles when he stands when he stands and he's not tumbling downstairs and he's not tumbling are you just making this up as you go whatever whatever amen whatever Whatever amen

All this dis about Apple time I'm at a full time I'm John Patrick Robert sledge And I'm giving you like 11 minutes There's only one more person in the full time I'm the erinist The play on the luckiest

You're breaking your drowning slowly And this is Hey riddle riddle a podcast where we try and solve Puzzies and riddies and we do improvise scenes along the way if this is your first time joining us Fuck you. Oh, no, no, we like you. No. I mean welcome have a seat dust dust dust dust off a chair Putting out potted plants watering those plants. They're dead, throwing away, planting new seeds, what else? If this is natural. If this is your first time hearing us, you are probably a new fan to the show. You probably heard us at a Sears screaming at a cashier. Maybe one of us specifically.

Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm JPC about Hey, Reddler Reddler. You thought, what do I give that podcast to try? Sir, I'm telling you, the curtain rods you tried to return are brownies. If you're new to the podcast, and this is your first episode, we are not doing Reddlers this week.

We are talking about Ben Foltz. Yes, and if you're new to the podcast, congratulations, careful when you sit down. Don't squash your balls All right, let me ask you both this question if you have to pick bin folds are bin folds five. What do you like better? Ben folds I'm gonna go with bin folds cuz rock in the suburbs is that that album was transformational mind blowing mm-hmm in college. I lost my mind Pretty good. Good pretty good Ben folds. I also like Folds because I saw him in concert at UIC in Champaign-Urbana and he told

a story where he used to work at, I believe it was Wendy's and he would sell fries and pocket the money because fries was the one item where they couldn't quantify. Like they couldn't, it's not like burger patties where it's like, we know we have this many. Fries were just like, we have a ton of fries. And so he would pocket money from selling fries and make hundreds of dollars a week. And I was like, that's kind of fun. That's where his fortune comes from.

Not a successful musician, just. Uh-huh. Not very cool. I think time when you want to move in place. And that concludes our Ben Folds chat. What's up guys? What's the news? What's the news? That's We should be careful because we've accidentally predicted some stuff. I hope he doesn't. I truly don't want him to go.

I'm a fan. But I won't research it. So if he does in the next few weeks, I will. Ben folds five what? Pieces of laundry. I like it folds five because there was only three people in the band and they named themselves Ben folds five. I thought that was fun.

Very fun. What is new? I've been getting back into NBA basketball. Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba. I think it ball. The two of you are, and I apologize. The two of you are on an email chain where I keep talking about basketball with someone

and YouTube I'm sure could care less. I would like to never be taken off that chain, please. Cause I'm gonna jump in when I have something to say. So, you need to talk about basketball. It is best. So, as basketball, basketball is happening. It is being played right now. Basketball is happening.

What's the word? Tell me, basketball is happening. It's being played in a bubble in Orlando, and it's the top 22 teams are playing eight games and then they're going into the playoffs. Is that true? Mm-hmm. But I used to be absolutely obsessed with basketball in the 90s. That was my life. And then I fell out of it.

And now, I think because of quarantine and because I'm like bored, when I heard basketball is coming back, I'm like, now's my time. Now's my time. I'm gonna get back into it. And so I'm very excited to get back into the basketball. So, I have so many questions. It's top 22 teams. Yes.

So, what happens if you were one of the teams that's not in the top 22? You're sitting at home. You're just at home? Yeah. And the bowls are not playing, like they're just at home. Oh, really? Yeah. So someone has to tell you it's like,

hey, by the way, you're not one of the good teams. Well, one of the bad teams in basketball. Well, here's the thing. It's not subjective. They have records. They may be in the top 22 best podcast. So, so last season, I don't know how to tell that. Last season when, when, when the bulls ended their season, they're like, well, we did bad.

They, but they didn't know that what would, that actually meant was that they'd never get to play basketball again because they did too bad to ever play basketball again. Here's the thing, JPC, I can't stress this enough. In basketball, they play games and they win or lose based on a point structure. So they didn't sit down eight teams and go, hey, listen, bulls, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're not invited to play the rest of the season. They have a record where they're like 36 and 40 to where they were losing pretty bad to where they couldn't play. So again, it wasn't a... You begin this with in basketball they play games, but in this scenario,

seems like some of them don't get to play games anymore They just go to the same you don't play games. It's not worth it So were they at the point in the season? They're not getting paid This is the point in the season when COVID were so it's going on Where they at the point in the season when COVID hit that yeah, they were already out They were they were not gonna be able to play more games like it was gonna be play it when does play a season for basketball Yeah, they they were playing they had able to play more games. Like it was gonna be play, when does play have season for basketball? Yeah, they were playing, they had been playing the season already

through like March 14th or something. And then they stopped. So they were, it's not like this is the beginning of the season and eight teams are just like not playing the season. They had played most of the season through the Alster break and then they, and then COVID hit.

So they're just doing this so they can have like a basketball championship at the end of things and let it be like somewhat normal. Yes, and I think they would have gone straight into playoffs, but one of the teams that's on the cusp of making the playoffs has like the hottest player, a guy named Zion Williamson. So I think the NBA was like, let's extend this

and have eight games more, just so people can get in. Eight games more. Eight games. Look down. Look down. Have any. Have any basketball people tested positive yet?

Because I know that baseball was getting like ravaged by that. Oh, yeah. I feel like Westbrook tested positive. I feel like there's a few folks who tested positive, but they're back on, I feel like they're already playing. Like this was a month ago. Cause they've been in the bubble since like June 30th or something.

So sure, sure. Aaron, you have COVID. Oh yeah. Okay. And you're hosting this episode. Thick all hip doctors, say, wait, you know, I'm gonna take a say,

they said, they said, they said, they said, he's the one You know, I'm gonna say go segue. They said they said. They said they said they. He's the one that called Dr. segue. He, but his doctor, Dr. segue is not a medical doctor for the record. His doctorate and philosophy. Um,

no, so I have COVID and they're sending me down to Orlando and I am playing the 22 best, uh, basketball teams. Mm hmm. As an individual so far, I'm not doing great, but better than I thought. So I'm proud of myself.

Do you wanna start off the episode? Yes. Okay. I do. Let's erase everything we've said so far. Okay, start over. Hi, I'm Ben Volt-5. Do you remember DuBupper Dipper?

I'm doing an entire episode of listener- Yes. submitted riddles. Because I've gone to few Instagram messages of people being pretty mad that we haven't used their riddles yet. And I go, well, GPC and I are doing a mad dash towards the middle because he goes back to 2018 riddles. And I lost patience for doing that because it was mostly repeats of stuff we've done.

So I mostly start with newer emails And we will eventually get to everyone's emails if we haven't already done your riddle, but this one is from Ellie Sometimes also people Reply back to the email that they already sent being like hey, just want to make sure you guys know that this is still in here And that to me is very helpful. That's very helpful especially because then you're confirming to us that we haven't done those riddles yet. Yeah, I think it's also very helpful when people comment on our Instagram posts that we look terrible.

I think that's also very helpful. I got the best email. It was a new listener who found us from listening to review review. No, no, not review review. Are you doing meddling adults? Meddling adults, yes, I'm sorry. It was meddling adults and they found the show and they, yes, I'm sorry, it was meddling adults,

and they found the show and they were like, I'm only two episodes in, I want to send you guys a riddle. I was like, I immediately eat my back, and I was like, bro, we done a hundred more episodes. We covered your riddle, my man. We did this riddle, my man. I was like, thank you for sending it in, but Aaron, if people want to submit more riddles,

they can email us at. Aaron loves ice cream at hotmail.gov. Okay, fine. HRR podcast at gmail.com. Hold on, now I have to go by Aaron loves ice cream at hotmail.gov because we will get emails to that and they will be upset. I'm impressed that I made up a fake email that fast. Oh yeah, Aaron, that passed the smell test immediately. Hotmail.gov. Did we ever buy? You should be a spy. Did we ever buy www.gofuckyourself.law.law.

What was that one? No. Oh yeah. You also did one, Adel, you had something, I don't remember if it's on this or a Patreon where you were like ZoomGroom.com and someone had parked that a while before you had set it for quite a big amount of money. So zoomgroup.com, still out there for sale. I'm retroactively brilliant.

I say that all the time. All right, this is from Ellie and she is from a place that's not the United States. Any guesses? Venezuela. Nope. OK. I don't know time at all, abs. Big hello from Ireland.

I decided it was finally time to build some riddles and send them over to my favorite head gum podcast. That's very sweet. Whoa. Better than high in mighty. They seem like warm ups. But I've never written riddles before, so you guys can be the judge. Thank you so much, Ellie, for writing these. Riddles, we are a huge fan of yours. And JPC just so you know, in Ireland it's called

high tea tie in mighty. John Cabernet, you know what I'm saying. What's doughboys called? It's just doughboys. Er Aaron, what are you doing? Potato Doe Boys, I don't know. Potato Doe Boys. Here we go. I can be harmful and I can be mean. Computers, what? What was that?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, you're getting my attention or are you telling me that I'm harmful and mean? Here's where she's mean. Also, that's my bag. That's not Aaron's bag. Let's go ahead on. That's my thing in real life, Adel, not the podcast.

I can be harmful and I can be mean. Computers sigh when I come up on screen. I can distract and annoy you all day, buzzing around in a bumbling way. What is jeeps for Mask Jeaves? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

I'm sorry. Were you trying to say supposedly? I want to see a scene. Jeaves, get the hell out of here. Google replaced you a year ago. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you're searching the internet and you're using JPC as the Butler Jeaves. Um, okay.

Um, okay. Um, let's see. What do I want to Google today? Let's Google Smoothies. I'm sorry. Did you say Google? Oh, I'm sorry. You're actually on AskJPCs.com.

Okay. AskJPCs smoothie recipes. Oh, so you think smoothie recipes is a question? Okay. Um, I guess I thought that maybe you would just word associate what are some good smoothie recipes? Okay, good smoothie recipes. So you're gonna set the bar as low as just good. You don't want exceptional smoothie recipes. Fine, porn.com. Ask Jeeps, porn.com question mark. Ask Jeeps, porn.com question mark. Well, this is a quick. This is for us to ask from JPCs This is a question that I never thought that I would get. Hmm porn.com question mark. I would say You're not eligible. What? Is that what you're asking? Let's see

Ask jeeps porn. that's not overwhelming. Question mark. Oh boy, uh, what, look at me. I'm wearing an Ascot under an Ascot. Do you think I know anything about porn dealings? Great smoothies to make while watching porn? Oh, so we've upgraded to great smoothies. Well, what happens?

How about you do a single bearing and a splash of water? That would be something that would be great. See, do you turn Scottish at the end? That would be great. It's a modern and modern, it's when they can waffles. Here's the new, here's a new website. I think everyone should scramble to buy. PournOnTheCob.com. If that already exists, I don't want to know. Don't tell us. Creamed porn. Pop porn. Pop porn.

Pop porn? Pop porn. That's kind of fun. So Aaron, this is something. This is something porn? Yeah, absolutely. Ew. Pop porn. He's the one they call it.

Pop porn. So is this like the internet? Is it as simple as that? No. When it comes on screen, it makes your computer sigh. It's a thing that can be multiple things. It's a word that has a few different meanings. Is it the Asian pop-up?

Is it the Asian pop superstar sigh? No. Oh, I'm dicks-yow. Everyone remembers that year. Remember that? Hey, sexy. It's 1012. I remember that in like, what does the Fox say?

Coming around out and everyone was like, we're happy, everything's okay. Mm-hmm, it's a couple of times. So it's not a pop-up, it's not like a spam. No, but it's a computer thing, but it's also not a computer thing. Is it a text message? No, so it also has a meaning

that has nothing to do with computers. I can be harmful and I can be mean. Virus. Computers sigh when I come up on screen. It's a sort of another word for virus. I can distract and annoy you all day, buzzing around in a bumbling way. B, a B, a B plus a B,

our B's. What's another name for all those things? What do you call a hornet with an eye patch in a hook for a hand? Our B's. And that's going to be a fun, good joke. Hornets aren't B's. Fuck you. He's okay.

We're okay. Yeah. B's make honey. I'm going to send a this to your house. I'm gonna send this to your house. I'm gonna send this to your house. We're okay. We're okay. I'm gonna put a slushy on you, mother fucker. Is it something with B in the word? No, it's not a B, but you say like a hornet, wasp,

but it's another word for all those. Those are all insects. Bugs. Yeah, bug. A bug. That is a great riddle. Are you ready for another one? Yes, please.

Yes. Is this by the same friend in listener in Ireland? Yes. Her name is Ellie. And we love her very much. Ellie, what's up? She's responding right now. Okay, she's typing.

She's typing. She says Ellie is typing. Wait a minute. Wait. Oh, no, it says fuck y'all. No, it doesn't. Okay. Here we go. You cheer and yell as we entertain.

Perform. Perform. I'll let me start over. You cheer and yell as we entertain we entertain performing tunes in our domain. To slip me on you may need Greece. Say my name or hold your peace. John Travolta? Sandy?

Sandy? Sandy? To slip me on you may need Greece. I got chills. They're multiplying. What's the name of the actress who plays Rizzo? Um, stalker Channing. They need Greece. I got chills, they're multiplying. What's the name of the actress who plays Rizzo? Stocker Channing.

Yes, Sean and I are rewatching West Wing and she's the first lady and I forgot. Mm, and in Greece she was like 37. Yeah. She was 68 in Greece. And the guy who played Kinniki was in his late 90s. Yeah, Kinniki, that is very funny. Kinniki looks like he looks like 80 years old.

He looks like 80 years old. Sonny looks at Moneke. Sonny, it looks super old, but he's like 25. Like he's not that old. He looks like he's 39. What about Potsy? Yeah. So I was in the musical Greece when I was 15 years old.

And there's some pictures of me on my Facebook dirt like backstage during that show and it once every four years everyone who's in the Photo comments on it and it happened this week and my last comment was like from 2016 on it It was like see y'all in 2020 and it is the worst photo of me of all time I'm Jan and Greece and I look like I'm covered in 18 pounds of sweat. I have red red eyes. The reddest eyes you've ever seen.

My pig tails are so sad. They look deflated and it looks like someone put ghost makeup on me. It is brutal. Maybe I'll put it on the Instagram or something. I was standing. I feel like when I was in high school, taking good pictures was not like important

to anyone that I knew. Because I don't think that we all thought that pictures would have like the internet permanence that they ended up having. So I feel like pictures, especially from that era, I don't know that anyone was like really considering. Let's end cameras weren't as good, or good cameras weren't as available, I would say.

Wow, that's weird. Yeah, because I was just trying to, I was going back in my mind to think about all the pictures of me from high school and I'm like, there's not a single good, I'm, of course, the subject matter don't change but there's not a single good one like where I'm like smiling in a way that I'm like,

I'll treasure this forever. Yeah. That's where I kind of have to disagree because when I was in high school, when you took a picture, you'd have to sit still for like 30 minutes while they got everything ready So I feel like every photo week I for one and really enjoying add a leaning into him being old jokes for while He's like I'm not old. I was born. I was born in the 80s and like we were like no no shut up You were born in the the 1780s stupid. And now he's like, enjoying the joke.

So I like that very much. I can't escape it, so I might as well embrace it. So it doesn't deteriorate my mental health. In an improv show once, I played a melee air heart and you played Charles Lindbergh. I think, and we were meeting and we shook hands and we both at the same time made the same joke to stand still,

like we were getting our photograph taken. It was like holy shit. We had the exact same idea at the same time. That's how it works in those olden times. Yeah, you gotta stay still for a hundred years. Okay, I wanna see a scene. Adel and JPC, you are a couple and you're getting your photo taken in that time and

You're having a little bit of an argument. It's hard to stay still Wow boy oh boy Gary. I'm so happy that we're taking some glamour shots You're moving your mouth too much. Oh, well that capture on the photo will look like I possessed Shrine I've told you a thousand times. You're moving your mouth too much Shrine and I've told you a thousand times My name's Shrine. I can do what I want. All right in the count of 300 ready and say cheese for 300 seconds and cheese You need some breath support to keep that going why would we need to keep this going what's I Told you Shrine. I told you I didn't have time for this You're gonna need some breath support to keep that going. Why would we need to keep this going? What's the...

I told you, Sharine, I told you, I didn't have time for this. I have a very important textile mail that we have to produce textiles. And I told you that most of my family died in a factory fire. And I'm gonna do you a say cheese, so cheese. Why? What is cheese? Are you French? We don't care for cheese. Yeah, yes, and cheese. Yes, it's cheese.

In poshuuu. Lobsters only eatin' my prisoners in these days. Yes, yes. That's the punishment. Water bugs is what we call them. I know, it's very tempting to just name things that are happening in the time, but I'm really gonna need you to stand still. Stand still. Uh, okay. I'm really gonna need you to stand still. Stand still. Okay.

You cheering y'all as we entertain, performing tunes is our domain. To slip me on, you may need grace. Say my name or hold your piece. Oh, this is Destiny's Child. Say my name, say my name. Is this an animatronics chucky cheese band thing? You guess that every time, JPC, and it's never that. Interesting.

You just slip me on, you need grease. What's that last line? Something entertains. You kind of got it. Same my name or hold your piece. Wait, who kind of guy? DPC has the right. With the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band?

Yeah, it's a band. Is it the, what's the one from Australia? The Wattles? What's their name? The Wizels? Keep going. Nobody tell him. Nobody tell him.

The Waffles? I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. It's an Australian children's band, but no one's going to tell him. There's no one in Australia that they play kids on. I don't like begging you to continue. I couldn't help you by one and two. The Wiggles. The Wiggles. The wiggles.

Oh man. I hope I was hoping you'd do every single vowel. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles.

The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles. The wiggles.

The wiggles. The wiggles. The w wait, we need Greece to put them on. What is that? Like a band, like a band. Yeah, what does that mean? You need Greece to put, don't do, don't show us on a Zoom. We're making a fisting motion. We don't know what you mean. She's just silently doing charades on the Zoom. Okay, two words sounds like. Um, we're doing another red already. Yes. Okay. And this is the last Ellie one. I guess all of our reasonable objections about that one will just be swept under the rug.

Yes. But in honor of Ellie, we have to, while discussing and solving this, we have to speak in a Nyershexet. Oh, that would honor her. I'm sure, I think people love being mocked. Why didn't say we'd do it in a shitty way? Well, it's us. I'm terrible at it.

I'm terrible at it. Okay. Ready? Yes. This will help fix my lonely heart. I'm meeting a man who is handsome and smart. We share some fruit. I'm not alone.

We eat the meat around the stone. George Harrison. This is a really cute and clever one. Something about a more modern- Are you just naming men you wish you could have gone on a date with? Uh-huh. Colorferral is Australian Jesus.

He's an Irish, right? Yes. Got that. His accent is, ooh boy. Suck the accent right out of his body. I don't think it's possible to suck the accents out of someone, unless you're some sort of accent vampire. I've only been listening to your blitz. All I'm unless you're some sort of accent vampire. Oh, I've owned Pulsak, you're bleeding.

I'll say you said you have a Boston accent. Dude, that's a good, one, okay, here, I wanna see a scene. Adel, this is a new show, it's kind of in the world of true blood, but you're a vampire who, when you suck someone's blood, you also suck their accent, and you're gonna be meeting Aaron and I,

we'll be playing a cavalcade of characters that you suck their accent out of. Great. Please come into my mansion. Make yourself comfortable. Uh, hi, my name's Maureen. I was a 11th grade math tutor, but then I got fired oops Now I'm here at your mansion. Can I have a bloody Mary that just has a being it? I call I call those Mary's wait. Can I ask where is your delicious accent from?

I'm from Hanover, Massachusetts. It's had them all once. Yeah, we had a mall and then it sort of went on because everyone was going to the South Show Plaza instead. You are getting nappy. Nappy, you want to take a nap. I'm all, I always want to take a nap. And I bite your wrist. Hey, now I'm from Hanover. I want to suck your blood. Is this right?

Eh, wait, wait, wait, I just stopped in here because my spot guy is broken down! Is there anyone I can use the phone? Come on in, make yourself comfortable! Ah, good, I'll just sit here and take a nap when I wait for the fun to be brought to me and bite your wrist Sick here, I want to sick your blue Well, I'm a vampire you are both not not not Weirdo, I'm the weirdest person amongst them. Oh See I I'm the weirdest person amongst that puppet. Oh! See, boss of air?

I wanted you to do that puppet voice. I love how it was not just I take over the exit. I also blend it with vampire. It was so hard to do a Bostonian vampire. I never realized that's the hardest accent to ever do. And don't forget, my catchphrase now is, I've on to suck your drums. Hey, I want to suck your drums would be a great catchphrase if your band was called

Bostonian vampire. Bostonian vampire. We can, yep. There we go. And it's a vampire we could be that just as Boston cover sucks. Next up is Hortzata. What you saying? You guys haven't gotten this one yet, right?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not. Uh, this will help fix my lonely old heart. I'm meeting a man who has hands them and smart. You guys haven't gotten this one yet, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Smart Brad Pitt because I do think that he is pretty smart about the roles that he takes. You think all of them? Let's see, what was the last role, like questionable role that he took at Astra? Oh, dude, I did not like at Astra, but I didn't like him in burn after reading. Really? I didn't like him in that. Oh, I didn't like that movie.

Sure. Sure. It's fine. Again, I didn't like at Astra. I think that there's a lot of movies that I don't care that movie. Sure. Sure. Again, I didn't like it at Astra. I think that there's a lot of movies that I don't care for that I like him and I'm like, oh, he did well. I think he's great. I like him in Ocean's 11.

Oh my God. Just, he's always eating something. His whole thing is he's always having a little snack. I love it. I wish that was my thing in real life. I got to pivot. I did realize, Kimmerwoodwood I was watching the other day, but I realized that anytime a movie or TV show

wants to make someone like a villain, they'll have them eat an apple or eat some sort of food with like supreme confidence. Like that's how they show someone's evil. And then when they want to show that someone's like a down on their luck, haggard individual underdog, they'll have them swig a bottle of pills without taking into account proportion.

They'll take the top off a bottle of like Advil and just like chug it and they're like, that's like an hour. That's like a hard boiled detective trope. So yeah, look, I doesn't measure his pills. He must be. I did that today with my fiber in my water. Sean was like, you're not gonna measure that?

No, it's like, no bitch. I'm not gonna measure those. No bitch. I've never seen anyone in real life open up the top of medication and just take a swing ever. Oh, I do that with day quill. I look like a goddamn cowboy when I'm making day quill. Ah, master of the night quill.

I guess that makes sense. You can probably eyeball with dayakeful or night quill, especially if you've taken it so long, but hard pills, no fucking way. You actually take too much. You're fucked. I do that with Adderall, just down 30 or 40. Doesn't matter.

Aaron, no one do that. Aaron, is it a fruit? Yeah, but it's also a double meaning thing. So what has a pair of it prunes dates pairs off pets Days have pets Focker can you know you got it. It's a date. It's a date It's a date and I just agreed to get Adela and JPC to go on a date. That's how it's done ladies I want to see why do ladies want to see us on a date. That's how it's done ladies. I wanna see you see. Why do ladies wanna see us on a date? I wanna see you seeing JPC,

you are out on a first date. Okay. You are human and Aaron, you are a piece of fruit. Okay. I've never been here. You said that you've picked this place. You've been here before? Yeah. Are said that you've picked this place. You've been here before. Yeah. Are you saying that like I picked this place because like you pick fruit?

Oh, uh, yeah. Um, actually I was kind of making a little pun there. Sorry, I know a lot of a lot of uh, women don't, I guess, not a woman. Have you ever been on a date with a banana before? It's your first date with a banana. No, I- yes, I mean I have not. Hold on, I'm getting a call. It's me. I'm- hello. I'm answering myself because it's a banana phone. Hello. Oh, I don't get that.

It's orange here. Orange, I'm on a date. Let it go. Orange, so it is a real call. Orange, yeah. Yeah, orange, orange you got that we broke up, so you can move on and have a better life. Take me back, please take me back. So, I'm gonna split.

That's a little rude. I actually find you very appealing, okay? So, can you just, can we like start over? I have a lot to offer. I'm rich in potassium. Babies love me. I'll stay, but I gotta tell you right, right straight up no monkey business. It's not something that I'm into. And it kind of, it's a turn off for me. What else? What else? Okay.

Oh man. I did all my banana stuff. Poor JPC. Burnt right there. What else? Do you want to foster some kids? What else? Banana's foster. Well, we're going to think of some more banana jokes and we'll be right back with more banana jokes. Banana ramah. Banana grams. Oh, bananas and pajamas. Oh, pajamas and bananas. We'll be right back. Hey, JPC. Yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to bring him. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace

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I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that?

Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Ad think about something like that? They're never truly a middle of the place. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s,

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B is Planned Parenthood. Yeah, let's all head out to planned parenthood. Plantain parenthood. They have to be some of the lobbyists. A fun thing about planned parenthood is, you know how like as a society we hate women, you know, like that's sort of like what we've decided to do is we hate women. That's our identity. And you know how planned parenthood just like does so much good for so many communities

and helps so many women from low-income areas with their pregnancies and birth control and women's health in general. You have to walk through a bunch of bulletproof doors and glass in order to get into a plan parenthood. So that's fun. That's just a fun fact. You can also get STD tests at plan parenthood. STD, easy as one, two, three.

I've gone for testing a couple times and they're great. Give money to plan parenthood. I have also gone for testing a couple times. They were really nice. Everything was great there. It did not love my results. But you did love the TV show you got to watch. I love watching Brady Bunch it there.

Well, you famously got a hepatitis B plus, right? Yeah, yeah. But I'm working on it. I'm getting my grades up so I can go to medical. If you're really nice to your professor They'll give you a name minus. Mm-hmm. This is offensive. I don't know. Um, are we ready? Sure. Yes Uh, those are from Ali. So thank you, Ellie. I have another listener submitted riddle from max fast e and On fast max bestie and Max is from Australia, which is really fun.

Oh, that's why we can't pronounce that last name. I love this fun international corner. I know, and we're gonna keep it going. Hey, Riddle Ritiot. Sending you this email from Good Old Down Under. I've been following your show since episode five and have a homemade Riddle to share. If you're up for it. Go back and listen to those for the first four too. You might

like if you like the rest of the show you might like those first four. And then also Max hopes that we are well. Thank you so much Max. Thank you Max. My favorite thing about Australians is they instead of tattoo they say tattoo and that's just a fun fact about me. I like that. They're sweet. And that Gemma was born in Australia. What city was she born in again? Well, I want to say Milwaukee. Milwaukee. I can't see it.

I have dual citizenship. She has triple citizenship. Oh, that's right. She has a France as well. England, Australia, and US. OK, England's France, whatever it is. Is that why you're marrying her? So you can fulfill your dream of being an international spy.

Yes. Do do do, you're in coach. Okay, ready? The guiding light for some instills fright with powers some cannot explain, a silver pendant on a chain spun by who we eat from the palm of a tanned for knowledge and power, this pendulum demands, well worn with rubble and dents, if it were to explode, we would all come to an end. Okay, if it were to explode, we'd all come to an end. This is an atom bomb.

Is this a hydrogen bomb? Let's keep guessing bombs. Is this a sex bomb? Dirty bomb. No, no bombs. Okay, should we keep guessing bombs? Yeah, keep guessing bombs, but it's not a bomb. Is this a B-52 bomber, the plane that drops the bombs? Is this a skypegrim song, sex bomb, mom? No. Okay. Is this this little character from Mario that's like a Bob-omb? Nope.

Is this famed explosive actor, bomb deliwis? Uh, favorite so far. Now we're moving to get a great territory. What was it, what was it, what was it where I came up with sub deliwis? Instead of dom deliwis, I said sub deliwis. I thought that was my memory. You were asking me and my memory? Wasn't that a joke that I came up with sub delwiz? Instead of Dom Delwiz, I said sub delwiz. I thought that was my memory. You're asking me?

In my memory? Wasn't that a joke that I came up with while talking to you? I know. JPC, he detailed notes of everything Adolf ever said. Just saying. There's an actor named Dom Delwiz, D.S.M. And instead of Dom Delwiz, I said sub delwiz. I get it.

I thought it was, I just want people to appreciate my Dom humor. Aaron, is this a star of Fast and the Furious, a Bamanic Toretto? I'd say maybe six or seven more. Okay. I feel like Fast and Furious should advertise for Olive Garden because it's about family. Is this the short-lived burrito place

that I believe was bought by Codoba? Bobba. I think Codoba bought LaBamba, didn't they? Remember Cheese? Yeah, it's that restaurant. It's the bomba? Burritos is biggest your head? No.

The biggest drone in Chicago. When I was seven years ago. When I was like eight years old, the biggest goddamn treat in the world would be when our parents would take a DNA to cheat cheese and we get Friday's cream. I cannot express that that was the pinnacle of our lives. Friday's cream was very good. My pinnacle of treat was getting a raspberry lime Ricky from Brigham's and hang on.

Oh, Ricky from Kinnikis, like a hallmark caught on. My Kinnikis from Higam. Aaron, can you repeat this riddle? Uh, yes. The guiding light for some instills fright. With powers some cannot explain a silver pendant on a chain. Spun by who we eat from, oh sorry, Spun by who we eat from the palm of a tanned, for knowledge and power this pendulum demands,

well worn with rubble and dents. If it were to explode, we would all come to an end. Here's what I want to say. This is the most dense riddle we've ever... I would say just focus on the last two lines. Well worn with rubble and dents. If it were to explode, we'd all come to an end. Is it dense like a dying star? Yeah, close. Yeah, you said guiding lights. So that makes me think like a like North Star. So close would it be like a meteor comment. So it's close to a star. You're in space for sure.

We're in space for the sun. No, the sun's a star. Is it an ass troid? No. What's another thing that like provides light? God damn star. Not necessarily from it's like core but maybe it's like a to walk in the moon first. Great. And touchdown in three, two, one. Hey Jeff, before we head out there. Mm-hmm. Obviously it's going to be, one of us is going to touch the moon first. Of course. Hey Alex, can you take your hand off the doorknob? Nope.

It feels like you're about to race outside. No, no, no, no, no, no, I just wanted to have a quick, quick little chat with you, quick combo. Okay. So it's obviously a pretty big deal. First people on the moon. Yeah, absolutely. This is huge.

It would make sense for whoever has the more rehearsed move, dance move, to step on the moon first. Ah, this again? I've just been practicing and you know how hard I've been practicing and I think without the gravity I'm really gonna fucking nail it. I get it, you can Roger Rabbit, okay? Nobody cares. Okay, yes, I could, no, no one cares now because no one's ever done it on the moon. But Jeff, I kid you not.

If we get back to Earth, we set up that camera, and everybody sees me graduating on the moon, I'm gonna be the saffron life, I'm gonna be able to brand it, I'm gonna be able to sell lunch boxes. This is, I need this, I've got, Jeff, okay. Oh, I'll level with you, I have gambling debts. Oh, well, I do too, because we bet against each other. And guess what? I have terrible acne, all right?

And do you know how many millions I could rake in? If old crater face here was on a crater in the moon I'd make millions okay so I had my whole plan set up look we both need it okay we bet against each other somehow we both lost which means we tied oh shit Neil Neil oh fuck no oh okay we kill up if we kill if we kill up we're still in this we're still in this Jeff Let's just leave. Let's just leave you okay. Hey, uh, let's just back us up. What? Oh Shoot

I love more nails last words. Oh shoot. Would love to watch a spaceship try to get into a parking spot just to move on to three-point turns, turn around, then try to parallel park. You do it in zero gravity. Cool, you got it. Thank you, Max. Thank you, Max.

Enjoy the winter. Because the seasons are different. So these are from Tara. She said we can use her full name. So Tara's been writing these riddles and she tells us to have fun and also she wants Adel to know that Beetle juice is also her favorite movie So she was right. It was just to be clear just Tara. Yeah, she said though We said she said we could use her full name. She didn't give us her She said you're more than welcome to use it. Is this a rumble? She's probably called it used my name. She just said and you can use my name so maybe I just use her first name She likes Beetle juice as well Adel and she says maybe she'll write us some meatl juice themed that would be outstanding

Tara you fucking rule okay, so We're gonna just go through these real fast are you ready? Yes, yes, how fast? Very why yes, do you I don't know your life? I've never stretched before for this show I'm saying that there's gonna be a speed element that I'm up there with you're gonna really fast. I'm so fucking stressed So most rest of have ever been okay ready. I'm I'm not art, but I am drawn. I protect you from the dawn garfunkel sword No,, Paul Simon. You're not art. It has to be Paul Simon. You're not you're not

drawn. I'm art, but I'm not drawn. I am art, but I am not art, but I am drawn. And you protect from the dawn. Long bath. No. Close though. I'm not art, but I am drawn. I protect you from the dawn. So dawn is like a dish soap. Dish soap. It's what we use to wash ducks. We're sorry, we put all the oil on the ducks. Actually, our parent company is the one who put all the oils on the ducks, but we make these cute commercials.

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What kind of train is that? Oh, you got open the tunnel. J.B.C. Open your mouth. The train's gonna smash into your lips. I'll break every fucking tooth in my face before I let that train into my mouth. It's just yogurt, buddy. I don't think it's not yogurt. It's principal. It's not fucking yogurt. Oh shit, everyone calm down, principal yogurt too. Watch porn on us.

Watch porn on us. Slash, slash. Ew. Okay, I'm not art, but I am drawn. I protect you from the dawn. Is it a cross? Is it sunscreen? Shades?

Oh, shades. Yeah, curtains, curtains, curtains, you got it. It's coins for you, coins. It's coins for you, principal yogurt It's coins for you, principally, yogurt. I can hide, oh good. I gotta wanna see a scene. So this scene is going to be principal yogurt, principal yogurt is giving the announcement

that classes are going to be online in the fall. And he's telling all of the teachers. All right, everyone, gather round. I need to make an announcement. Splash, blush. We decided to, at first we were going to, what? You want to say something? I'm sorry, principal yogurt.

You said gather around, but you're literally just splashing it. Splash it. Go over the place. Can we all just take five feet back? It wouldn't be okay if we just, we're supposed to keep distance anyway. And this is like a real good visual and smell and like auditory indicator that we need to be

kind of as far away from you as possible. Okay, yeah, whatever you feel comfortable with. Oh, then I quit. Oh, yeah, if it's about me feeling comfortable. Yeah. Yeah, then I quit. Oh, yeah, if it's me feeling comfortable. Yeah, yeah, then I would love to quit this job. I think all teachers have autonomy to do what they want. You can you'll play it by ear. However, you want to do it. Okay, I'm gonna say it. Okay, fine, guys, I'll do it. I'm the brave one. Fine. Hi, you may remember me as the art teacher. My name is Paul Simon. I'm the art garfunkel teacher

And I have something I want to say. I'm very very brave. Oh, are you yogurt? Are you yogurt with Google eyes principle yogurt? And I would just like to say I'm Mr. Morrison the gym teacher I also want to know I also want to know if you are yogurt. Thank you Jim Well, you're Jim Morrison the gym teacher Right, that's what he's going for for sure. Thank you Jim. Well, you're Jim Morrison the gym teacher, right? That's what he's going for for sure. Thank you. I miss the boys at the gym teacher. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm not not yogurt with Google a eyes I'm a gym teacher. He's lost me and if you want to find a truth you can go gird it for yourself

Okay, I gotta go paint about this truth you can go gird it for yourself. Okay, I got to go paint about this. I can hide amongst the snow or sleep in caves deep below. Some can see me climbing trees and pastures eat specific leaves. Bears. Yeah. Is it? Yeah.

It's bears? Bear's. Bear's. I want to see a sea. Oh, no, I want to see a scene out of a please Is it no? Aaron, what do you want to see? Okay, I want to see a scene you two are two bears and you're just waking up from

Piber Nation and you're having a real case of the Mondays you don't want to get out of it. Okay. Five more months. Yeah, please five more months. Yes, we five more months. Yes, we should get up. Okay, coming along. I'm up. Hey honey. Uh-huh. Hey honey. Yeah. Sorry, no pass the honey. Oh, I'm just sorry. Here you go. Here's the honey and it's all over my paws. You know, just have to look it up. Hey, uh, Jeff. Yeah.

I think I need to take, and I don't want to be crude, and I don't want to be crass, but the biggest shit of my life, does that make sense? Well, we all do, because we've been hibernating. Hibernating. You know how fine, you know? Did you, you know? Did you, you know, before you laid down?

I actually ate mostly inedibles, I ate pine cones and stuff like that. You know, to some rough, stop me up. Yeah, rough, it's just stop me up for five months. He also weighed me. Oh, who's down there? I'm a 10 year old kid. I was camping. Oh, he's swallowed me whole. He used me as a cough drop and then he swallowed me. Honestly, I took that kid like a detective takes pills. I just ate everything in sight with no rhyme or reason. I down to the whole campsite. Kid, what's your name? Jeff? Oh, two Jeffs.

Well, three. Well, if you got me. That's right, Jeff. I'm so right. What have you been eating inside of Jeff? Mostly the refuge like pine cones. He also managed to find a birthday cake at a campsite. That's what that was. Yeah, it was one of those Barbie birthday cakes

where it looks like a skirt of a Barbie. So I've been eating that for several months. Can you throw me up? Oh, well I could, but I gonna be a hundred percent honest with you you're coming out the other end a little good I convince you good what can I say it it convinced you other you can try your best but that's gonna be that's that's nature running its course after every hibernbernation, it's pretty much the same day. I'm just gonna climb out. Wait, you're just-

You're actually climbing out. You're just going to climb out. Let's see. I think that's a, I forgot that fact until you said it. That's, I think that's a real thing where bears, I can't remember, they do something to like plug up their asshole. Yeah, they eat like the shit that they can't remember, they do something to plug up their asshole. Yeah, they eat the shit that they can't digest,

like leaves and unicorns and stuff like that. But there's a word for it where it's like, they go through this process to clog up their butthole before they hibernate. Can you believe that? Like they hibernate for like three months or something like that? Like Aaron, you do that every night, right? Yeah, I get it.

You've been so thumb. The act of like hibernating, it's so weird and wild, the things that like animals know how to do. Mariana, Mariana, we just talking about this the day because we were talking, she was talking about spaghetti with sick one morning. She woke us up like six, 30 in the morning, like run outside and shit and puke. But we Mariana, yeah, she did a ness and pee outside, walking her when she was a baby, and she had Giardia, and we

didn't know it yet and she puked in, as she, like on a walk, she puked in like this neighbor's yard. She was a very little puppy and then she like, dug a hole and tried to bury it in the hole and we were like, how does she know how to do that? It's like, she's a little puppy and she's like hiding her sick from us.

Wait, let's see, it's just, did you say she had, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's see, it's just, did you say she had, those instincts are crazy. Do you say she had jardinara? She had, she had sport peppers is another way to say that. Now, Jardy is like a, it's like a airport infection or disease or whatever that dogs get. GPC sometimes I get sad because I think about how if the quarantine hadn't happened, I think spaghetti and lue would be friends by now. I, I do, too. I, it's, it's, it's a bummer that they haven't happened. I think spaghetti and Lou would be friends by now. Oh. I do, too.

It's a bummer that they haven't met. We, I mean, we're still like, we won't let her go near other people or dogs because it's like, yeah. Although Lou, last night in the elevator. So we don't, we try to like not ride the elevator with people anyway because of COVID. And I was in the elevator last night with my mask

and gloves on. Like I look like, don't get in the elevator and I'm with my dog. And this woman comes, like, starts to come in. I go, actually she's really afraid of other dogs. We want to ride the elevator alone. And then for the 10th time in this building, she went, that's okay. And she came on the elevator with me.

And so I'm fuming. That sucks. Aaron, why would you use that as an excuse and not just say, I have COVID, don't come on this. I panicked. But then so she's on the elevator with me. And then Lou normally would start growling and barking like crazy.

But instead, she immediately just tipped over and fell on her back and laid on her stomach and just gave the other dog side eye. And was like looking at me and then back of the dog and then looking at me and was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, what do I do? I'm dying laughing.

That lady should have been like, oh, it's okay, my dog's a fucking boss. My dog will put your dog in its place and that's it. This dog was an ace of the size. It was like, oh my god, oh my god. Can I say something real quick? Is the thought I just had? I don't think. Yes, I don't think bears hybridding is that impressive

in terms of like animals can do things or know things we don't, because when you think about it, it's just like they're going into a little coma and I don't find that impressive at all. I love that. You couldn't just go in a coma. Well, but I don't want to. I don't think here, and sorry if it's just me, okay?

But I don't feel like we should be lifting up bears because they can go into comas. Hello, can I give you money to write a book about how uninterested you are in life's miracles? Yeah. You're like, Ramos? Boo. Yeah, fucking madness.

Fucking madness. How do they work? Man, we've got some bad news. Your husband's in a coma. So? Oh, it's one he doesn't want to be in. Oh my god. Oh my god.

That's the famially. Famously the Smith song, girlfriend in a coma is about a bear. Opened in a coma, I know, I know. Okay, ready? Yeah, I'm ready. I have no brain, but I can speak. Sometimes nice.

Yes, I've pushed you before you got me. It's a contest that I'm never going down. And I'm just gonna, here we go. All right, I have no brain, but I can speak. Sometimes all I say is beep. I made no brain, but I can speak. Sometimes all I say is beep. I made a tin, but I'm no man. I'll try to help you if I can. I may break, but I won't die.

You'll often hear me after I. E. J. What? After I. I before E, except that should be. I, I, Captain. I, the letter, I before e except that should be. I, I, Captain. I, the letter, I.

That's a Captain. So I do. So it's either I do, I, I, Captain, H, I, J, J, I, Ball, I, robots, maybe. Yeah. Is it? It's a robot. Robot. I want to see a scene. Before we do, can I read what they're explanation for this one?

The fourth line is a reference to Isaac asimov's Law of Robotics, which says robots can't hurt humans. And the last line is a reference to his book slash movie, I robot. A little fact. I tried to read some of Asimov's foundation series and I just could not get into it. Am I saying that? Did I say Asimov? Asimov, yeah.

Cool. I think that's right. We're both saying it wrong. No, we're both saying it wrong. We're both saying Asimov. Asimov. Asimov. It's Isaac Asimov.

It's Isaac Asimov. I don't what scene would you like to see? I want to see you seen. You are both robots, but JPC, you are a raw bot, and Aaron, you are a robot. Okay. Is this fun? Yes, you know, this is great.

Wait, what is JPC? I'm a raw bot, and you're a robot. Raw bot. Be boop. Come on in. Kane comes into their ring. All right. Kane betrays Undertaker.

He puts him through a table. I made a wood. So let's see, I have these ores I could throw them. Tables are made of wood, tables, ladders and chairs match, are the Dudley brothers special. Do you? Don't have arms or legs to throw.

Um, if you throw a match, you will be suspended from professional wrestling. Seen. Am I winning? That's my favorite scene of all time. Yep. Happy WF RAW. Um, let's do one more riddle and then we'll go into some pliergs. Um, we're going to do the rest of these fast because I want to, we'll do it so so fast.

So if you don't get it right away, I'm just going to tell you because I don't, they worked so hard on these and I want to make sure I read them. Yeah, they worked so hard on them. Let's speed through them. Here's a diddy for the did. The song for wit, I'm sorry, here's a diddy for the didds. A song for that which comes in bits. I speak no words, but you can hear my message still loud and clear. I'm fond quite, I'm sorry. I'm found quite often on a ship. You may think I'm just a blip. I

ham it up in modern times. If you have the call, I have the signs. Radar. Close. Ace of Ace. Hints. A famous code of mine is SOS. Sending out in SOS. Stinks. The police. E-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- But many riddles I do hold hidden somewhere in my fold. You know me for my big feet and in my riddles I may cheat. I help restore a mighty king. If you know, give me a ring. Mmm.

That was big feet. Satsquatch. Riddle, Riddle Squatch. Puzzquatch. Is there like a fairy tale something that has big feet? No. And Okiyo has big nose. Yeah, there is. Not fairy tale something that has big feet? No, and a deal has big nose fictional fictional big feet this would be wreck at Ralph

Thunderfoot feet this sounds familiar to me does Rumpel still it's gonna have big feet. No No one knows about his feet. Yeah, it has famously large feet There's a have you read the fairy tale? Dumbo is big feet? No, I thought you said something else. Oh, gumbo. So it sounds like Dumbo. Jumbo.

Jumbo. Columbo. One more. And with bo. Look at my feet. What about, is it big dick Gary? What are you talking about? You've never read the fairy tale of big dick Gary?

At all. At all. One sabar bo? At all. At all. At all. At all. At all. Is it Frodo or Bilbo? Yeah.

It's the Hobbit. The Hobbit. It's that nice. Many riddles I do hold hidden somewhere in my fold. You know me for my big feet and in riddles I may cheat. I help restore a mighty king if you know. Give me a ring. The first public is for the book, Fold Being Pages, and the other two for

Bill Bohn Frodo. Also, I promise I wasn't trying to be gross with the fold line. I just needed to rhyme. And then they have one more riddle. They didn't write this one. What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? My ass. All right. What do I have to plug? That's confidence, baby. What can you sit on, stand on and brush your teeth with? What can you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? Or, you get a comedy sports game. We're going to play sitting, standing, brushing your teeth.

One of you always has to be sitting, one of you always has to be brushing your teeth. And you all need to be drinking because this is a brutal stuff. What's sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth. I want to say he likes No, please it is a chair a bed and a toothbrush sort of a dad Rules, thank you Tara. I love these riddles Tara. Please submit riddles also Ellie and Max. Thank you so much I will get to more listener submit listeners submitted riddles next time, my host. Thank you so much everybody for submitting HRRPodcast at gmail.com, send in riddles. And if you want to hear the whole fairytale of Big Dick, Gary go ahead and email us at HRRPodcast

at gmail.com. And let's get into some plugs. I have something to plug. Airkey. and uh... let's get into some plugs i have something to plug air key i was recently a guest on the gunkhole state park podcast a delightful podcast uh... by our friend alis nickle so please listen to the gunkhole state park podcast and jpc was also a guest at one point and so check out that please uh... jpc anything to plug

uh... yes so uh... you can follow me on twitter at jp you can follow me on Twitter at GPSoFly, follow me on Twitch at SharkBarkman. And I think coming out this week or, no, by the time this is out, it's already out. I have a new podcast called The Billbud's podcast with my friend Johnny O'Mara. We are reviewing pop music albums, so we're taking albums and then doing our full review. Johnny is from the campaign podcast. We worked together on that podcast for many years. We both love pop music and we're very excited about this new podcast. I'm so excited to listen. Congratulations. Type in Bill Buds into where you get your podcast one word and then that go to that and that will be us. And

you'll know that it's us because the logo says with Johnny and JPC. Wait, you told me that Bill Buds was about money and weed. Okay, so your episode did get a little off topic. And I did, I did, I did maybe say a lie to you to make you feel good about what we had recorded. Thank you, I appreciate it. Aaron, anything to, that's sweet friendship. Aaron, like a hibernating bear or anything to plug? Other than my butt, so I can hibernate. Yes, I was on two podcasts recently.

I'm not sure when the episodes will come out in relation to this episode, but I was on Treasure Hunting Helen, and it was an absolute blast, and they were very patient with my technical issues, and that was amazing, so check that out. I was also on the redo pod, which I know Adel, you were on that podcast as well.

I was on both of those. You've been in both. Also the redo pod, they were really, really patient with my technical issues, so thank you so much for that. And you can check out that episode soon. Both episodes were an absolute blast to be on, and I had the best time. Also, follow me, Aaron Keefe 10 on Instagram and Aaron Keefe 2 on Twitter. Aaron, would you say that GPC and I are patient with your technical issues? I'd say, I'd say your patient with me all around. You two just seem like my very fatigued older brothers.

Oh, that's good. We were very, very patient with me. What about that time we said, why don't you go fucking hybrid on? Did you say that to my face? Oh, on Jupiter. I guess that was pretty patient. Wait, hold on, Aaron's frozen.

No, I'm not, I'm not frozen. Jupiter, I'm not frozen. What do we do here? KC? KC? Wait, hold on, Aaron's frozen. No, I'm not. I'm not frozen. Jupiter, I'm not frozen. What do we do here? I'm KC. KC? This is one of these technical issues that we always deal with. I guess one of us wants to say Jupiter.

Do you want to say Jupiter? Do you want to say by forever, Jupiter? I want to do this. Don't. You know what? Why don't I say by forever, because I never get to say it, and you can say Jupiter, because you never get to say it. Yeah, Jupiter.

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