Hey Riddle Riddle - #11: Night of the Living DEAD STOP

Episode Date: October 3, 2018

The Clue Crew tries to decide on a mascot for the podcast, Erin get's her earliest DEAD STOP yet, we take a psychopath test AND special guest Sandor Weisz stops by to debut a new segment for us! Oh and we finally go over the hour mark in this episode! Happy Spooktober! #KeifinItRealStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Sandy Weisz at mysteryleague.comEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I'm J. PC. And I'm Aaron Keith. I like that one, that one. That's pretty good. And I'm going to be playing the that one at all. That was pretty good. Yeah. And I'm going to be playing the role of Old Man Puzzles. And actually, something I want to bring up right away, Aaron, a few episodes ago, you were saying

that our target demographic was, I don't know if you remember this, you said our target demo was cats who dress like humans. Who decided to go to work? Who decided to join the workforce? Yeah. So I was thinking over the past week that maybe in, I'm just pitching this, we don't have to do it. I thought maybe our mascot for the show could be Ritty Kitty. Is that a cat in human clothes? It's a cat in human clothes who join the workforce who listens to our show. And that's our mascot, Ritty Kitty. Ritty Kitty, I like it, especially if the cat

is on like commuting to work with little kitty headphones in, and is like holding on to a thing on the train, just like listening to Hey Riddle Riddle. Okay. And that's, all of that is dependent on whether or not you enjoy it, it has to be holding on. Yeah, it has to be holding on.

It has to be stabilizing itself. Well that's how you stabilize on the train. Cat if it's not stabilizing. What if the cat's sitting down on the train? I don't like it. Okay, so Ritty, I like Ritty Kitty, I'm gonna throw an alternate pitch out little bit. What if the cat's sitting down on the train? I don't like it. Okay, so I like Ritty Kitty. I'm gonna throw an alternate pitch out there. It's Kid Riddles.

Okay. Kid Riddles. It's not Kiddles. It's not Kiddles. It's Kiddles and Bits. It's Kid Riddles. Kid Riddles is a cool backwards hat wherein skateboarding teen who also

so far you've described yourself. Also happens to be a cat. Okay. Just dressing up as a boy. So he could go to school and learn. Staying happens to be a cat. Okay. Okay. I'm messing up as a boy. So he could go to school and learn. Standing in front of a girl. I'm asking her for a pussy. For a pussy.

I think someone out there draw both. And then we'll do, can you do voting stuff on Twitter? I don't know what it is. No, they took voting away. I don't get it. Yeah. Okay, well, custom Trump.

Okay. Okay. Well, uh oh. Cust Trump. You can vote on Instagram. And Twitter. And Twitter. Hey, Riddle Riddle, is that it? Yes.

And then we'll put both images up and then you can decide our mascot. It's pretty kitty. I don't know if JPCs said something. I don't know. Kid riddles is pretty cool. I think it's really cute. I think a lot of people are really the kid riddles. Well, we'll see. We'll put that up too.

He solves the mysteries. He solves the murders. JPC, what percentage of America's youth do you think is going to dress up as kid riddles this Halloween? 69, my man. Good percentage. Good night, dad. Good night, dad.

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whenever he goes out to eat. Does that like the artist prince of Denmark? Yeah, there's a musician in Denmark who is their prince. Five foot tall. Five foot tall. It's their friend. Thank you for clarifying sexual or non-sensual. But they're saying that the Prince of Denmark,

whenever he goes out to eat, when a waiter comes up and says, like, are you finished? He'll say, no, I'm Danish. So just know that you're as funny as the Prince of Denmark. We finish each other's smorgasborks. Where can you finish a book before you finish a sentence? That was what I said. Anywhere. That's correct.

No, come on. Oh. Where can you finish a book before you finish a sentence? A book. What is another thing that a book can be besides like a novel? I think you have to focus on the other word. Sitten? Oh, prison.

Yep. Or jail. In prison or jail. Yes. You can finish a book before you finish a sentence. Do you know the difference between prison and jail?

Yes, I do. I've been in both. That's the difference. The difference is you've been in both. I've been in both. Do you know the difference between prison and jail? I do.

jail has seeds. That's it. That's it. That's it. You can't. I can't prison your, yeah, that doesn't mean to mind. Let's not say it. Yeah. You know the difference between a graveyard and a cemetery?

Well, my dad's not there. Location location location location location location. What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? In a reaction what oh Beer What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? Like cat like a hat

Like the head it okay hold on. Okay. Hold on. I'm sorry. I don't it's Like the head it okay hold on okay hold on I'm sorry Aaron don't it's dead stop You really for a dead stop I have had my coffee yet. It's too early for a dead stop Okay, really for cup. Can we get a mug that says don't talk to me until I've had my dead stop When Aaron keeps talking until I've had my fuzzies and riddies hashtag Okay, all right what loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night now remember these are warm up riddles Okay, now I know that this is wrong, and I know I'm gonna catch a flag on the internet,

but is it my frickin' wife? You know what? You know what? You know what? What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? Oh, the headboard of a bed. You're very hot.

Is it hot? What loses its head? Mm-hmm. Pillow. That's what it is. Fuck my shit right up. It's pillow. Well, well, well, well, well, well.

Location, location. Location, location. Let's do one more. Okay, one more. And this will get my brain working. Okay. So far it has not been. Here we go.

I sit in a corner and travel around the world. What am I? How do I bro? Oh, I know this one a globe. I sit in a corner and travel around the world. Is it a globe? It's not a globe. The internet. What was it? The internet? The internet. I sit in a corner and travel around the world. Is it as prison as well? Ritty Kitty says. Ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The, well. Okay, it's that's perfect. Now do you want to try it as Ready Kitty and not your voice, Addle? I do, but I also want to say when it gets around to you, we better not fucking here. It's a living.

Okay, cool. Pooch the joke. Okay, so we're going to say it's perfect. Here's my edition for Ready Kitty. It's perfect. Okay, Aaron. It's perfect. Okay, Aaron. It's perfect. Wait, I want to redo mine.

No, I want to redo mine. No, I want to do mine. This is Alan Alda. It's perfect. It's perfect. Pretty kitty, come over here. Let me unsp- It's not all the best.

No, I want to do my pretty kitty. With a backwards hat, that's good for it. Aaron's still trying to do riddy kiddy. Yeah. Why, it's perfect. Very Dickensian. Yes. It's perfect.

Meow. It's perfect. Okay, it's... It should sound like snar from Fenercats, right? It's... It's pure, Pierre. It sits in the corner of a room and travels across the world. I sit in the corner and travel around the world. It does... You added the room. It doesn't sit in the corner of a room and travels across the world. I sit in the corner and travel around the world.

It does, you added the room. It doesn't sit in the corner of a room. Everything. Jesus. I'm sorry. Quarter of a universe, earth. I sit in the corner and I travel around the world. I'm not.

If you gave me that answer on a sheet of paper, I would do this, poomph, and it would say incorrect, with ink. I would do that. You have a stamp that says incorrect. Wait, what do I have? A stamp. A passport.

You're correct. It's in a corner. No, it's a stamp. I sent it in a corner and traveled on the world. JPC looks curious. JPC looks like he's about to fight Adel. That brings us to our segment. Our segment we're doing for the first time.

How's everybody doing? Are we okay? Are we okay? Are we cool? Yeah, we needed to introduce this segment a long time ago. Quick, are we cool? Yeah, I think we're all cool. I know that I think we're cool.

I think you two are not cool. JPC looked mad about that. I was mad about you in that I could that you got a Paul Reiser tattooed. Yeah, and then I couldn't figure that out because that's very clever and it did get my brain warmed up. So I think it accomplished its state of the objective.

Oh good. Ridicity, what do you have to say? It's just fine. They just gave me the finger. Is that it? No, that was really good. That was really good. Let's get into the main flow.

I haven't found Ridicity's voice. You listeners get into the main flow. I haven't found Ready Kitty's voice. You listeners are hearing me workshop it. Can we vote for that on Periscope? No, you can't. Because it's dropped. There's no more voting. I'm Callacoo. Is that Kid Riddle?

It's Kid Riddle. My name is Kid. My name is Ready. Kidding. Kidding. Kidding. Let's say on Periscope we're going to hold an hour long audition for what Ready Kitty's going to sound like. But we don't have a Periscope account yet.

And I'm happy to commit to things that I'll never do. Here we go. We're going to get into, we've been playing in rivers and streams that we're used to. Now we're going to dump it into the ocean. This is the big leagues. Here we go. Yeah, big leagues and ocean. You know sports.

Kevin was bragging about his church's baseball team. He said three of our players hit home runs, and two of those home runs were hit with the bases loaded. Our guys won 9-0 and not a single man crossed home plate. How was this possible? The men that crossed home plate were married. That's correct. No way. They were all married. They were all married. They were all married. They said that to be a jerk. So the team 1, 9 to 0, meaning the scored 9 runs, but not a single man crossed the plate because they were all married.

I was going to say they were all women because women can play baseball too. You know what? I illegal around no illegal them both I Just I was half-listing and I picked out one word. Can you repeat that first part the only word that you're in ever Picked out in there's baseball and then single people They're married here. Aaron walks in a room and clocks wedding rings They're married. Aaron walks in a room and clocks wedding rings. That's the one thing that she picks out. I'm trying to marry for money if you already have a ring. Unless it's a nice ring.

You want a motorboat? Yeah, and then which case? Hello, I'm your third wife. Hello, third wife. If you like it, then you should put another ring on it. They say most people, they say that you notice someone's shoes first. No, no, no. Someone's ring. I always notice shoes first hair last

I'm trying to be married by the end of the sentence Aaron Skyping in from prison From jail from jail. I'm so sorry. What was your crime again? Being too perfect. I said you to being too perfect. I said, you to being too perfect. Here we go. Professor Kevin was giving a lecture on the life of aristocrats in the 19th century. It was during a large festive gathering of nobility. Begin Kevin, when a fairly common occurrence took place.

The Queen suddenly attacked and killed the King. The crowd watched the entire scene and then casually continued their party. In what situation in the 19th century would a crowd be so casual about the Queen killing the King? Did you see the 17th century? 19th century, it makes all the difference. Yes, it does. I-

1800. So I think that I have an answer. How are these so easy for you to, and yet my warm up, you warmed us up dumbass if you didn't want this to be wonderful. Okay, so the crowd watched the Queen murder the king. Yep. Does it say what country this takes place in? It does not. Damn. Can you read the riddle one more time?? Uh, it does not. Damn. Uh, can you read the riddle one more time? We'll say it's Denmark. Gotcha.

Is it a play? That's what I was going to say. Professor Kevin was giving a lecture on the life of aristocrats in the 19th century. It was during a large festive gathering of nobility began. Kevin, when a fairly common occurrence took place, the Queen suddenly attacked and killed the King that crowd watched the entire scene and then casually continued their party. In what situation in the 19th century would a crowd be so casual about the queen killing the king?

Yeah, my guess is they were watching like a play. They're watching a B hive. Nope, it was during Coachella. That's why everyone was so casual. And Queen was the van Queen. And it was the van Queen. They murdered Elvis Presley. Absolutely. I'm getting these the Queen and it was the van Queen are they murdered Elvis Presley

Getting these the title is cross To me it seems like it's a play on words. It's not cards. Oh The Queen attacked it say or kills killed killed so the Queen the Queen suddenly attacked and killed the King She was attacking and killing Yeah, that's it. I I really I really wanted to say it was a killing some king Well, the Queen suddenly attacked and killed the King. She was attacking and killing. Yeah. That's it? It's chess. I really wanted to say it was killing some King crab legs. All of a sudden the Queen goes to the tail

and out of the crab. The Queen goes to Alaska and she just snarfs down. Just snarfs. Just snarfs down. Snarfs down. The Reddle Kidding gets perfect. Ask me if I like that one. Aaron, did you like that one?

chess. Oh. What is it? Yeah, the that one. Aaron, did you like that one? Chess. Oh. What is, yeah, the answer was chess. But did you like it? Did you like the riddle? Hey, Ritty Kitty, did you like that one? Chess. Chess.

Let's see a scene where JPC, you're a king chess piece. Aaron, you're the queen chess piece. And you're two of just pieces on the board. And you're the last chess piece and you're two of just pieces on the board and you're the last two left Interesting she was she was just She's just cleaning in here. Yeah Like you're gonna protect me right I Susie it was nothing she's a she's a servant what

Look let's not fuck around. Cheater says what? I didn't... Cheater says what? I didn't cheat. Cheater says what? Okay, look, it was... We were just doing a standard, you know... a castle swap where...

Look, it... It was a... She's a bishop! She was protecting me! I'm the king, okay? And I'm the queen. Yeah, okay. I know. And I'm who's the most powerful. You are. Say that again? You are. You're the most powerful, okay?

Who cheats on a queen? Wow. A dummy? Someone's being caddy. Wow. Oh my god. Okay. Melissa Melissa please don't not now I did I thought it would be funny to why would you bring some love would be funny because we fucked up Jesus no no Melissa king me you happy not quite what what I've got one more person to kill oh Yeah, you want to kill me. Yeah, you want to kill me What will you do when I'm gone?

Stop throwing up on yourself from there. Let me kill you. I had a big dinner Stop throwing up on yourself. No, let me kill you. I had a big dinner Here you're making my job very easy. I can't See I like at the end when you got stabbed you turn into John Here we go. Here's our next one. This is gonna be a continuation almost. Think of it as almost a continuation. Okay, my brain is ready. Chimatically. Almost a continuation.

Kevin and Kevin played chess. They played seven games, each won the same number of games, and there weren't any draws or stalemates. How could this happen? Just gonna sound like a dumb question, maybe what's a stalemate? Stale mate is like a tie. It's like a tie, so you'd go around your neck.

You both made it like, aw. No, I just saw both of them start reaching for their next to make this joke. Kevin won and Kevin two played chess. They played seven games, each won the same number of games, and there weren't any draws or stalemates. How could this happen? How happen? Okay, so they each... they played seven games total and they had an even number of wins. No, they each won.

Kevin and Kevin played chess. They played seven games, each won the same number of games and there weren't any draws or stalemates. It doesn't say how many they won. It doesn't say how many they won. It says they each won the same number of games. Each won the same number of games. And there were seven games. And there weren't any draws or stalemates.

So yeah, oh, I got it. Or does it say they're playing each other in it? Yeah. So here's what happened is they both got too pissed off during each one of the games that they just wiped the board with their hand, which is what I do when I play chess because it's a game for losers. What I do when I play Riz.

You play with mostly kids, right? Well, yeah, but these kids are losers and they think that they're better than me, but I can drive and smoke drugs. So anyway, I would clear that. It's like a spinnest thing, you're under a riz. I clear the frickin' board and then there is no winner and there is no loser and it's not a stalemate because the game is ruined Your Aaron was right. They weren't playing each other. Okay. Who are they playing? Oh, it doesn't say well then I demand a recount

Oh, this wasn't I don't do other Kevin. I demand we take that one was really good that took me that hurt my brain for a second It felt like it was gonna be a math thing. I feel like it's gonna be a math. Yeah, okay What that mean what like you know, I just was like my brain was like oh I'm not doing the numbers well correctly in this when really it was just a Lateral thinking problem. Hi welcome to oh sorry hi, sorry. Hi, welcome to Riddle. Hi, Rick. Hi, hi, Rick. Hi, hi, Hi, hi, Rick. Hi, hi, Rick. Hi, hi, hi, Rick. Hi, Rick. Hi, Hi, hi, hi, Rick. Hi, hi, hi, Rick. Hi, hi, hi, Rick. Hi, Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, Rick. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi,

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I'm so relieved. I'm so relieved. I'm so relieved. I'm so relieved. I'm so relieved. I'm so relieved. I'm like you are born next to 71. Mm hmm. Two sisters are we. One is dark and one is fair. In twin towers dwelling we're quite the pair. One from land and one from sea. Tell us truly, who are we? Two sisters are we. One is dark and one is fair. In twin towers dwelling we're quite the pair. One from land and one from sea. Tell us truly, who are we?

The whale sisters. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. One of them's an elephant, land whale. One of them's a whale, sea whale. You don't have everybody calls elephants land whales. Land whale. We'll use the elephant.

It feels like whatever Adel reads a riddle, JPC says something so ridiculous. So my brain starts thinking and then JPC, it's just like you're docking to trash can with the other guys in the jacket. So I'm getting you out of your head. And I'm hopefully confusing the hell out of listeners a while.

This is a pre-9-11 riddle because the twin towers are still up. When the last few remaining pre-911 riddles. One is two sisters. So here's what you basically need to know. Or two daughters. Two sisters. Two sisters.

So one is dark and one is fair. Okay. Cool. Got it. One is dark, one is fair. They're quite the pair. One is from land and one is from sea. So one is from land, one is from sea,

one is light, one is dark, or dark and fair. Dark, fair land, sea. So the moon and their pair and towers. The moon's reflection in the water is dark and fair in the sky. And if you want to ask questions, I'll answer any questions, yes or no. Can you read the tower part again? In twin towers, dwelling were quite the pair. Are they human? No. no. Yeah. Yeah. Two sisters, non-human.

So what is dark and fair make you think of? Light and dark like are like moon and sun. That's the light and dark's more along the track keep going with that piano keys. Even better, but but name it. darks more along the track keep going with that piano keys even better but but name it keytar but no what are the colors on pion keys white and black and black and now think of one from land one from sea and they're in towers and they're a pair lighthouses are white those are called white houses white houses this is a chest thing. But, but along the same one. So it's land and sea. And white and black and there's sisters. What is white

and black from land and from sea? Do you want me to give you a hint? No, not yet, but... Do you want Ridicity to give you a hint? No, no. We want... Ridicity says, I'm marking my territory. No, we want Ridicity to die. Aaron, what are you thinking right now? I'm thinking... Because he said sort of when I said chess.

So I'm thinking like along the lines of like a game or like a story. Yeah, but the land in the sea. Yeah, that's the part that's throwing me. It's Paul Revere. Yeah, what if I land, two of my sea. And I can't, the second you said that I was thinking a mermaid, but that's just me wanting to think about mermaid.

It's not a human, is it living? Are these things living? So they're in anama objects. They're in anama-lamp-ducks. Just at, you just combine. And namal-dorbed-jurts. So they're inanimate objects, once from land, once from sea, and they're sisters.

Sisters, they're related. They're next, they're similar. They're a pair, they're a pair, we'll see. White and black. Is the black from land? Yes. And the white is from sea. Salt?

Most common. Okay, is that right? From pepper. Yeah, salt and pepper. Oh. Oh. You could, I think that you could have pushed. You could have pushed.

You could have pushed. But, but, but, but, difficulty level since you two were flying through the other ones I have. Yeah, we certainly cranked that one off. Can we see a scene where you two are salt and pepper shakers? Yeah. And you're sitting on the table of... You're in the green room of salt and pepper. The hip hop duo. Yeah.

Trio, really, but... Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ, Susie, I didn't fork her, okay? Stop being so salty. Oh, I'm being salty. You're just peppering in all of these little snipes everywhere we go. Okay, you're, but you think you're good on everything. Just because I'm a little unusual

and I'm not for everyone. I love you, okay, we just spooned. We just spooned, we spent one night together. What do you want from me? I just, you're so popular, you're the charismatic one, you're the one who's constantly everywhere and I'm like sort of some places, you know, and like I kind of need you.

I need you too, this wasn't even know, and like I kind of need you. I need you too. This wasn't even sexual. She's a cousin of mine. I basically just took a nap with a kin. I feel like I'm playing catch-up all of the time with you. Hold on, I must push this turd out. Let me get to take a quick shit. No, not right now.

Don't you can't. You owe, I can't take a quick shit. No. Suzy, I can't take a quick shit in my own house. No fine Fine, we fight you always leave the room when we fight. It's okay follow me. We have a ranch style house It won't take you very far to get to where I'm going Spicy

Seen spicy spicy. Oh, you're really good at that. Oh, thank you It's insane. Spicy. Spicy. You're really good at that. Oh, thank you. I just felt like I was sword fighting with someone who's better at sword fighting with me. I'm like, this is exciting, but. You do beat it felt like you were being killed by a man with a sword. Yep.

Let's go on to the next one here. I just want to apologize for this one in advance. I think this is going to lose this a lot of listeners. Definitely still read it then, but. Oh yeah. Well, one thing I've said about our listeners, and this is historically you quote me on this put it on the record is they fucking suck. The bunch of shit.

Shit. I know this is controversial, but I like them a lot, and I'm on their side. All right, guys, if your team Aaron, hashtag, keep it at real. Your team JPC, you don't need one. There's no one team to do it. Why would anyone be? Here's what I'll say. Our episode so far,

every single episode of this podcast has been flawless. There's nowhere else to go. How do you, what do you want us to do? We set the bar to 100%. Yeah, it's, and we put in a 100% effort to So here we go as Kevin boarded his flight to Israel He noticed in all the quattens at the back of the plane He shouted a greeting to his friend by name then knocked on the cockpit door to say to hello to one of the pilots

Who was also an old friend? Several moments later Kevin was arrested. Why? Kevin boarded his flight to Israel. He noticed an old acquaintance at the back of the plane He shouted a greeting to his friend by name then knocked on the cockpit cockpit door to say hello to one of the pilots Who was also an old friend several moments later Kevin was arrested. So these are people with interesting names My gut is that the person in the back of the plane's name was, I have a bomb. We had a baby, it's a boy.

We had a baby, it's a boy. And the pilot's name was, I'm gonna go pilot. Here's what I'll say, you're very close. Very close. Are you lying? No. Something with bomb in it. Is bomb in this?

No, answer it all. No, okay. But you're,'re I mean you're on the money Yeah, you just have to find out he got a he got arrested because he said something you can't say on a plane What are the George Crowling some things you can't say on plane so one of them is If you think about it This word. It's another way for like steal a plane Grand death plane. Hi, hi, dad. No, that's what it was. He said grand death plane One of his friends hit the friend in the back of the plane's name was Jack

So he said hi Jack and then he knocked on the pilot's door and that's it There's no other part to this room. No, they're part. It's just hi Jack. So the knocking on the pilot thing to say how to the pilot That's not a that's just something you can't do. So it's fine that they said hijack. It's just that you can't knock on the door to the pilot to the cockpit. That's illegal to do that. I don't know why they said,

why it was important to say he boarded his flight to Israel. Oh yeah. It seems so weird to put that detail in. Well, it is really, he's definitely Middle Eastern. In Israel, oh, I just saw it because in Israel, they say hi and ever worse to say hello. Oh, that's what it is. Yeah, and hello Jack doesn't mean anything,

but in Israel, they would never say hello Jack. They say hi Jack. Hi Jack. What are these cards from Adel? From wife. Why do all of these cards say the white national party? I have other groups in interest. People things. People just say me things. You guys aren't my only friend. Mr. Kevin and the children in the neighborhood are raking leaves at Mr.

Kevin's house. They have three piles of leaves in the backyard and seven piles of leaves in the front yard. When Mr. Kevin and the children put all the piles together, how many piles of leaves will they have? I know this. They only have one pile. That's correct. One big pile. Because they put it all in one big pile. Also, those kids are dead. That's also part of the riddle. When you uncover the...

Mr. Kevin in my mind is a pencil thin mustache Let's do a scene where JPC you're gonna be mr. Kevin and Aaron and I will be the neighborhood children And you're seeing us into Raking leaves to eventually murder us and various beneath them. I have a couple of extra rakes if you If you want to use the rakes. Oh, we brought our own from home. Okay. Well, you know, some of these leaves can be very tricky stuff. You have to get down on your hands and pick them up with your little fingers. Then so be it. Mr. Kevin, you haven't blinked in a while. Okay. You're very perceptive, Susie. Hey, can I offer anybody a soapy water?

A what? So be water, it's soapy life water. I'm good. I'm okay. Sure, can I offer a classic soapy as well? I got lizard lava, I got Liz fuel, I got lizard blizzard. Are you gonna unwrap your candy again this year at Halloween? I'm sorry?

Are you gonna unwrap your candy again? I heard you I was apologizing for unwrapping my candy. Oh, it's just a way you said I'm sorry, it sounded like you didn't hear us. No, this year I'm doing a Bill Jerome Mound Bar. So you, I have the kitchen box that could go into a mound bar and you select from a topics bar, sort of like a C-C-S-P-T-Z.

But we don't know what that is. Okay, sort of like a C-C-C-S pizza. But we don't know what that is. Okay, sort of like an old country buffet. No. Why is everyone in town describe you as the pervert who looks like John Waters? Well, because I'm a pervert who looks like John Waters. Um, but- Is it true you're related to JP riddles? It's a, uh, distant cousin.

Is it true that your nephew is kid riddles? I'm not gonna entertain. Yes, he is my nephew. You're not gonna entertain? Well, I'm- We're going home. Well, now, now, now, now. Hold on, hold on, I have all these leaves

that someone has painstakingly placed on my yard with no trees, and I do need you kids to help break them up. Hey, does he even want to wear handcuffs or handcuffs themselves to a rake? As a fun game! I will just so I don't lose it. Yeah, tic tic. What's in a mounds bar? What's in a mounds bar?

It's coconut chocolate. And, uh, oh, you know what I'm thinking of an almond joy. Mr. Kevin, what if sometimes I feel like a nut? As if the minzware house slogan, I'm not under shirt. I'm not sure what's going on here. Sometimes I feel like I'm not, sometimes I don't. Just so everyone is clear, the reason why they call me a pervert isn't for anything nefarious. I had sex with a horse, but it was my birthday. Well, what age were you turning?

What's that? What age were you turning? I was turning 15 or 51, I'll never tell. I'm sorry. It was 51. I was turning 51. But the horse was turning 15, and so that's a... Who did who?

I was sorry. Who did who? Who did who? What were you? Did you not hear him or are you apologizing? I wasn't making the noise of an owl. I wasn't saying who do you who. I'm saying who did who.

I want answers. Darius Rucker was in Who Do You In The Blowfish. That's right. You guys want to come in and listen to some singles? Yeah, what's his new one? Hey, and what's that? Didn't he have a new one? Has he a band?

Yeah. Oh, he's got a new solo project. Hmm. Hmm. I'm sorry. Oh For listening to that or were you apologizing? I couldn't hear you. Oh, I'm sorry. I could be a lot louder Let me get right up in your air. See This is what kind of shampoo to use is this part? This is I think we're gonna be in trouble for that one, gang. Ooh. Uh, boy.

What's it in Mounds bar? It's a chocolate and coconut. And is there, like, almonds in it? That's an almond joy. And almond joy in a Mounds bar, essentially the same thing except that almond joy has almonds in it. Okay.

But, like, it's like a coconuty thing with, like, chocolate over it. So it's, like, chocolate and c chocolate over it. So it's like chocolate encased, coconut encased by chocolate. For the last one, for my last sort of stint here. For my last trick. Pick a card. Pick a card.

John Luke Bookard. For my last one here instead of doing a typical riddy or puzzy, what I thought to do is something a little different. And this is going to be, I'm going to give you a bit of a testee. That doesn't work. I like it here. It doesn't work with the eye.

We did not think about that ahead of time. Let's just say that. We didn't think about what that would sound like. Rudy Kitty says. No, thank you. So this is going to be the psychopath test. So I'm going to give you 12 questions. Okay.

You have to answer them honestly. There's a, b, or c, a is not me. b is the somewhat describes me and c is this is definitely me. Gotta ask this right out of the gate. Is there consequence of one of us as a psychopath? Yes, we'll find a new host. Yeah.

I've taken this many times so, I'm not a psychopath. So A is not me. B is this someone describes me. C is this is definitely me. Okay, cool. Let's do this. Are you answering these two out? Nope.

Okay. I refuse to. Number one is, most of what describing is charming and nonchalant. I can turn my charm on and off like a faucet. Ooh, not me. A. I would say charm on and off like a faucet. Oh, not me. Hey. I would say B. This somewhat describes me.

We're in trouble. I do what I want. I'm going to be answering for each other. I do what I want. I do what I want when I want. The moment the impulse strikes me. Regardless of what others want. Hey.

Really? B. Okay. If something goes wrong or turns up badly, it's not my fault. A. This is easy. C. I've gotten into legal or criminal trouble as an adult. A. Yeah, I don't think so. I've never gotten in trouble. trouble as an adult. Hey, yeah, I don't think so. I've never gotten in trouble. I am easily the best at what I do. Bar none, nobody could ever take my place.

Oh, Jesus, see. A. I do whatever I feel like doing, and I don't care what others think, even if it's illegal. Did we already do this one? Yeah, it seems like it. Kind of, but it's a different question.

A. A. Every person for themselves, I don't see the point in feeling sorry for other people and have no desire to help others. A. I've gotten into legal or criminal trouble when I was a teenager.

This is different from the adult one. Yeah, because it's teenager. I picked up on that. I got kicked out of my AP English class once. That was a teenager. This is different from the adult one. Yeah, because it's teenager. I picked up on that. I got kicked out of my AP English class once. That's a C. No, don't. I got C because I definitely got arrested when I was a kid. Uh-oh, details. I was just like killing people.

I'm fucking eating their skin. Drowning raccoons. He haven't forgotten. I was a full grown adult. No, I was arrested for a shoplifting when I was 14. Are you serious? Yeah, wow. Was it worth it? Oh no. Would you take?

I took Magic the Gathering cards and I stole them from the same store three days in a row. Fuck you. What a nerd. For sure. But they were expensive and I had no money. So I had to steal. I had to steal for bread for my family. No, but I got caught because I was like, I had read a bunch of books about pickpocketing and stealing

and like, and I just, I was so stupid the way that I got caught. How did you get caught? I mean, I stole from the same store three days in a row the exact same way. And on the third day, someone's like, hey, you're stealing and I'm like, man, I should go to jail.

Did you go to jail? No, I got arrested. You were in prison? I went to prison, it was a serious crime. I got arrested. I went to prison. It was a serious crime. I got arrested. I went to the police house, police station, but I didn't go into a cell or anything. I just stood there and waited and they processed me and kicked me out. So you lived an entire life before you met me?

You didn't start existing when you showed up. I know that my backboard backwards hat and my nose sleeves makes you think I'm a cool teen now, but I'm actually very old. So I don't care about this test anymore. What I want, because JVC is clear as second up. What I wanna do is I wanna roleplay.

Aaron and I will be your mom and dad. Oh good. You're 14. And I want us to be, I know that this isn't the reality, but just for fun We're starving so we where there's no food. There's no electricity and I want you to have Gone out and stolen some magic the gathering cards. Yes, okay. Hold let's should we be star for magic the gathering?

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Did you spill something good? Did you spill something good? A warm loaf of bread like in the beginning of Aladdin? No, bread has ever looked better than that bread. Oh, maybe a single pea like in that Mickey Mouse short where they cut the bean into like 10 thin pieces. Oh yes. What's the mother fictional food that looks delicious?

Oh my dear pan when they have that rainbow slop that they flick at each other? Yes, my mother who historically eats bread even though she has celiac disease and my father who's never eaten a fucking vegetable in his life, We're right here, why are you talking like that? Anyway. Um, no, I brought you something even better than food, mother and father. Oh, even better than food. Yes, I brought you. Money?

No, no, no, no. Well, well, very potentially, I mean, if we... Very potentially. You gotta go back to school, so... If we play our cards, right, It could be money in the future. Why did you say cards like that? Because it's a pack of mirrored and magic-thogathering cards. Fucking cruel, oh my god.

No, there could be a... There could be a... An a-tog in here, an a-tog would be worth $20. Are you trying to say Pogs? No. I know the names of the magic cards. Are you trying to say Brad? No, Mother.

And you can't eat Brad or you'll get violently ill. Wait, wait, let's give him the benefit of the magic cards. Are you trying to say bread? No mother, and you can't eat bread or you'll get violently ill. Wait, wait, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Open the pack and let's see if there's some bread in there. Okay, but I want specifically the bread from the beginning of Aladdin. Okay, a frog might and ornithopter, a moorant, a moorant forcer, a swamp, that's nothing. Ooh, a dark steel citadel.

I need one of these because I have a deck that kind of revolves around this indestructible. How did you become like this? You you taught me this what I know you and I sat in silence while I put on some moody blues and they'd steal it in and it was Steely Dan You taught me this I got it from you. I wanted I stole magic cards because I want to be rich, like the rich kids at Cathedral High School. Woo, woo, woo, well, son, we're not gonna cover for you. Oh no, the ambulance is coming.

You can take my sick mother away. Uh, uh, scene. Uh, trip down memory lane, huh? I don't think that you can be a psychopath just because you got arrested when you were a kid. What finished the test? Do you want to finish the test?

I like it. I want to finish the test. All right. I'm, I'm, I feel like I'm doing pretty well at this point. I'm clearly not becoming a psychopath. Here's, there's, there's a, just a, a, a, a, four more here. Okay. I have no problem or concern in lying in order to get what I want.

Maybe it was younger B. Yeah. I mean, for both of you. Uh, live in the moment get what I want. Maybe when I was younger, B? Yeah, I mean, from both of you. Living the moment is what I say. The future will take care of itself and learning from your past is pointless. God, A, C. Okay, I never feel remorse, shame or guilt about anything I've said or done.

A, B. I don't see the point in taking on responsibilities of any kind. They just weigh you down. A. How do people, how do people like, be like, yeah, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see,, Matrix gradient for this? Okay, okay. Cool, so JPC, you scored a seven, Aaron, you scored a six. Oh wow, Aaron, great. Which means you both have no psychopathic tendencies.

Nice. A true psychopath with lie. No, no, no, no, no, that's not actually true. They said if you answer that, that immediately means something about it. A lot of the psychopaths have no shame at all when they're filling this out. And they're like, oh yeah, that's the true, true of me, true of me.

And it's like, it's weird how they don't lie. At the end of this test, it also says, if you scored a below 12, it says, congratulations for not being a psychopath today. Oh boy. Thanks. JPC, you had a question that Mike on the psychopath test? Yes, okay, so this is my, I took this is one that I took when I took the psychopath test

on my own and this is my question for both you. Same scale with A, B, C, A being like not likely, B being very likely. Okay. I would very much enjoy killing, eating and having sex with a member of my immediate family today. B subtab- Hard B. Hard B. It's hard to be.

I got a couple of tasty cousins. I jumped to a chomp chomp. Was that the return of Snuggle Puzz? Chop to chop. Chop to chop. Chop to chop. Chop to chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, a tasty cousin, chump the lus. I'm dying. Let's do one more.

I would need any of my cousins. I love all of my cousins. Oh, but if I had to rank them in terms of which would be the most tasty, Steve Brian Jessica. Those are real custodians. Those are real custodians. I feel like we've heard all about Aaron's family.

Now we've done JPCs. Well, Steve Bryan and Jessica, those are all Jeff's kids. I have a thousand cousins named John. Do you really? I have two cousins named John and an uncle named John. What's fucked up is I have a cousin named John. It's like really, I have like 12 cousins and one of them is named as John.

But on my mom's side of my family, my older brother's name is Jesse, and the only other person that had a child was my uncle who had a daughter, whose name is Jessica. So the order of our family names went Jessica and then Jesse. It's like super original, my family. Yep.

A lot of people in my family have the middle name Moriarty. And it teased them growing up. It cannot be true. It's so true, because it's my grandmother's kind of new name. Oh really? Yeah. And you're on a rental podcast now?

Yep. And we made fun of them when they were younger. And now Daniel and Molly are super smug, because they have the coolest middle names. I can't believe anyone ever made fun of Daniel Moriarty's smooth name. Yeah. Yeah.

This is my uncle Tysier. Do you guys have uncles Tysir, right? Yeah. No, we don't at all. Yeah. What are you bragging? There's Yasser, Nasser, Tysir, Sharkbeel. There's a whole school.

This sounds like an altered Christmas story with the Red Yasser. I'm not sure. I'm Sharkbeel. That boy. And Walid. Christmas story with on radios That boy and Walid You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website I just need some advice this podcast podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to

sit online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand. Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engaged with your audience and so anything for products that cut into time all in one place, all on your terms. Hey, Otto, come here. Come here. Come here. Hey, what's what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace,

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Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site. Well, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for?

I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, the website was for. Prank. With Squarespace. Yes, I did. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey, JPC, hey, JPC.

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of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know.

This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have they're never truly is a middle of the woods.

No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. How do you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't

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Also known as Sandor Weiss. Shandor. It's Shandor or Shandor. Is that in your wildly Jewish, correct? I came up in the wild. Is Sandor a pretty common Jewish name? It's a pretty common Hungarian name. Are you Hungarian? Yeah. Well, by Ancestry, yeah. And Shandor is a very common name there.

But it was a game of Thrones character. There is. Shandor. There is. It's the Hound. The Hound. Yeah, that's why I couldn't remember. But I don't think he goes by Shandor. I think it's just Sandor. I don't think it's pronounced on the show, but in the written form it's yes, it's my name. And this was Shandor's quarter. Great. And so we'll be having a lot of interesting people with interesting names coming in and having their encemmence. As So Sandy, tell us what I know you through to the book of the sandbox.

Let's call it the sandbox. The Sean Box. The Sean Box. We're gonna come up with our name for your sake, but. Sean and Doha. Rainer Sean. Sean and I. Sean and I. Sean and I.

We'll call it sandbox. And Sandy, let us know, I know you from, I mean, you design escape rooms, you do all kinds of stuff. Escape rooms. Give us a little, escape rooms. Okay. The wrapper exhibit comes in here, you drive it. Oh, it's my escape room.

Yeah, I run a company called the mystery league and we typically put on escape room type games for corporate team building. It's like escape rooms, but at a table for a couple hours. But I have actually built also escape rooms. You did the one was the one with the house leader last defender, which I would put in my top three escape rooms. Oh, I did that one. Oh, thank you. Well, I just thought I did it. I was thanking Emma. What number is it?

It's like when people come up to me after a deproved show and are like, I saw your show. And I'm like, mm. No, I love that one. I wish that I could have done it again. Well, you're in luck. Oh, is it coming? It should be coming back.

Is that awesome? Is that getting anything away? What was the theme of it or the vibe of it? It was like an 80s arcade game. Like you were inside it. It was like a mission control for a nuclear bunker and shit gone wrong. And you got to fix it.

But it's immense. There's like, I did it. And there's like multiple puzzles I never even touched that I could go back and do like differently later. Yeah, there's no way that any one person saw all the puzzles. Yeah, no way. But there was. I'm saying I forgot to tell you, we don't curse on this.

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Right, so mysteryleague.com, you can go on and find out about all the stuff I do professionally. But at Twitter, I basically make a new puzzle. Every friggin' day, friggin', is that okay? Yeah, that's actually better. Every friggin' weekday, PZLR on Twitter, and you can engage with all that shit. Very cool.

You said ship, all that slide. So let's get to our first sandbox. Yeah, for sure. Okay, so I brought a series of Puzzles and Fortune and Events. At Berger Astid. A series of puzzles about actresses. The way these work is I'm going to give you a sentence with two blanks consecutively.

In those blanks you have to put the name of an actress to complete the sentence. If I sit, sorry. No, please, please. Some of them are going to work a lot better than others. Some are going to be terrible. Well, so far, a track record on this podcast is flawless Yeah, in terms of a hundred percent of our puzzles are amazing. Yeah, and we've never messed up a sandbox before So far for example if I said the head chef told the line cook to dice less and

Blank blank Laura-Linning mm-hmm. You got it. Is it really? Lauren. Mm-hmm. You got it. Is it really more? No, he's not at all. He's not at all. He's not at all. He's not at all.

And something more. Julia Moore. There you go. Julian Fry's. Oh, I was going to say Reese Witherspoon. Well, seeing how you ruined another one, I'm going to cross that out. Oh, no. Don't be saying any joke answers.

Was it Julian Moore? It was Julian Moore. Julian and Dicing are cutting techniques. Terry's Jubilee. Oh, I'm into this. The head chef told the line cook to dice less than Julian more. Got it.

All right. The lazy Scottish hiker was happy to find a beautiful blank blank to his hotel. Shrek Donkey. OK, hold on. OK. I love her in that movie. In the morning when she makes waffles.

OK, can you say it one more time? The lazy Scottish hiker was happy to find a beautiful blank to his hotel. Like shortcut, but what? And reward that would describe some proximity to something. That would be beneficial. Glend close. There you go. Oh, yeah.

I think a hundred times. Oh you go. Oh, yeah. I think I'll hang up. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I do want to take some time just to be sensitive and say that I don't appreciate the trope of lazy Scottish hikers. Right. Well, you knew what I was going for. Rook, can we see JPC is a lazy Scottish hiker. And Aaron is Glenn Close.

And JPC, you're just trying to make your way to Enbureau. Sure. Yeah. NPC is a lazy Scottish hiker and Aaron is Glenn Close and JPC you're just trying to make your way to To Enbureau sure. Yeah, I'm gonna make I'm gonna make this accent pretty easy You're going to Enbureau for some haggis and also for the big French fest to see baby what's candy and you run into Glenn Close Well, I'm having a great day walking along in the roads here Excuse me, sorry, I didn't get you Oh, you're that you're that actor Yeah, which one? Which one? Boy, oh boy, I didn't want to tell me

Yeah, sure Let's pause real quick So I'm getting a lot of Transylvania for you For sure Scottish Scottish Lazy, lazy, Scott Okay

Yeah I was Corella Deville You're Corella Deville. Wow, look you're my boy. I'm not far away from you. I'm. You're not far away from, look, I just want to live in my swamp and I don't want to be bothered.

Shut up donkey. It's a living. I think you went back to Transylvania. You're very fast. Russian Everloves. Russian living in. Which is my ancestry, by the way. So I think you went back to Transylvania. It was very fast. Russian ever-launch. Russian living room. Which is my ancestry, by the way.

So I think you probably sense that. Yeah, yeah. I'm feeling a lot of Transylvania in the room. Right. Let's get back in that sweet sandbox. Okay. Here we go. Okay.

You guys like sports, here's a sports one. We didn't give a chance to answer. No. No. That is no. I don't know. I read the room and I felt the sports. Said the sports commentator, quote,

it'll take a Vikings loss blank blank for the green bay to make the playoffs. Said the sports commentator, quote, it'll take a Vikings loss blank blank for green bay to make the playoffs. Now I know the Vikings are for Minnesota. Yes, the Vikings are in the same division as a few other teams. Stan have seen it already.

Including Green Bay. So we need, I think, yeah, that, what's another word for the Green Bay team? Packers, pack, Hewlett Packard. Hewlett Packard. Samus Actress, Hewlett Packard. He's so glen close to this. Packers, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Packer, Pack, Packer, Packer Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Packer Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack Glenn close to this pack pack Parker Posey Packer packer

Primate Packers part Posey, so it takes a Vikings loss in a And a Yes, it's win Windixie so put those words together win loss packer win. It's so close win packer Chanwick Park is this a person It's so close win Packer Chanwook Park is this a person What I know what's a nickname for Packers shorter than that pack win pack the other way Yes, I did panapaquin Anna-Pak win Awesome

Ruined that sentiment very fast. Okay, we before we one? Before we move on, can we agree that Park Raposa also works? Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, so we all agree. I just, guys, I need to win. I'm a massive man of hers. Just like that. Just like that, there's I need to win. Okay. The world traveler liked to de-blank, quote, blank,

are the nicest of the Scandinavians. So again, the world traveler liked to D blank, quote, blank, are the nicest of the Scandinavians. So D-Cree has to be the full word, right? Like to D-Cree? Sure, you know that famous actress Cree Roberts. Cree. She was in pretty good manners. So what is right before the blank? D-E. D. Just under D? No, it's like a prefix to the word, sorry. Like right before the blank? D-E.

Just under D? No, it's like a prefix to the word. Like a D-press or D-Floor. D-Floor. Squise at the Cree. Yeah. Yeah. One more time with this.

Claire Danes. Claire Danes. Wow. You did it. Wow. Aaron found the thing that she is best at in this world. Aaron is crawling across the ceiling. She's vomiting. She's vomiting. She's is crawling across the ceiling. She's doing the miracle.

She's vomiting. She's vomiting, he's a suit. Aaron is doing a dance that no one can see. She's doing the six flags dance. She shaved her head. She's gotten into a tuxedo. She's aged herself for years. I'm obsessed with these.

I want to do a thousand more. Wow, I want to eat me a thousand, Julianne more. Yes. I want to check it with Aaron. Aaron, when we started this podcast, you admitted that you hated riddles., I would have checked it with Aaron. Aaron, would we start with this podcast? You admitted that you hated riddles. How do you feel about riddles right now? I love these.

What are these? I, whatever these are, I've been. Yeah, I need a name for these. I don't have a name. So, I'm said to announce Hey, Riddle, this is our last episode. From this point on, it's just gonna be seeing the sandbox. I have usurped podcast current throne. Can we do more? Yes, we can do do more.

Okay. If you ever kill me, I will escape blank. Blank you down like the dog that you are. My dad. I was. Holly Hunter. You're close. I will escape your play. Ter, you're in hunt. You go out. I will escape hell. And I'll hunt you down. Bingo, bingo. Here's a related one. Okay. Related to Hellenheim.

Well, it's a twist. So it's a Johnny Josh Groban. It's a twist on the last one. Ready? If you ever kill me, I will escape blank. Blank to your house and kill you back. Pergatory justice. Purgatory track. Could you say that one one more time?

If you ever kill me, I will escape blank, blank your house and kill you back. Jill, Jill, Jake. I think it's another Helen. Helen. I'll escape Helen and. Helen. Rob, I'm.

Helen and Bonham Carter your house. I'll escape hell Helen Mirror and oh Helen mirror no, no, no, Helen. Is it a Helen? Are we it's not a Helen, but it's close Ellen Ellen Ellen. It's an Ellen the generous Ellen The Ellen the's an Ellen the generous Ellen the Ellen the Ellen Page to your house. No, Ellen like to your house and Jog Ellen jog Ellen. It's an older actress who I not sure has done much work recently

So there are roles for women over 40 well not oh my god more recently Yeah, I meant to say riddles I've been to see the thing that would make it a joke. She's 80% No, no. Oh, Martin. Alan Birsting. Alan R. Birsting your door.

Requiem for a dream. Alan Birsting. Oh, I'm so young. I'm so, so young. It's cool. I wouldn't have known that. Yeah, the only movies I have seen is Spider-Man's. So,

Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man's with Toby McGarfield. I don't know who that is. I know this is gonna sound like a mix-adrating, but I'm not. Can we do 100 more? I'm gonna go home.

Let's do, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do one more. Okay. And then we'll have you back for the next episode. We're sometimes, yeah. I got a special one to end this segment. You ready? And then we'll do more next Okay. And then we'll have you back for the next episode or some time soon. I got a special one to end the segment. You ready? Okay. And then we'll do more next time. So what I just said. Why? I don't know about getting contentious and here compromise. We'll do one more. We'll end the segment and the next time we'll do a couple more. Okay. I know I'm the

minority here, but I think we should do one more. I'm the minority, I'm the one who's not really like. But I'm the lady. But I'm chancellaneous. Okay, here we go. In order to promote the next season of 24, this weekend, Fox is Blank, Blank Er's best action film. Jack Bowers. Replay Wilson.

In order to promote the next season of 24, this weekend Fox is blank blankers best action films. Alan Alders, screeners. Blankers. This is a female actress still? Yes. I'm really mad at you. It's the new season of 24. Madeline All-Brothers. Blank bankers. Blank, blankers. Blank blankers. Kong blockers. Great movie. The price of blockers.

It's just called blockers. I think they had to drop the. They had a little picture of a rooster. They had the gun. They had the gun. My brain is trying to figure this out. Sorry. Let's have complete silence.

Yeah, that's a podcast. To promote 24. Remember that TV show 24? Yeah, it was really. Yeah, I remember that or E2M. Oh, I love 24, but I watched it on DVD after came out. But it was on Fox. Yes. So let's say there's another season. Fox is going to promote it this weekend by by blank blankers best action films. Key for showing. Showing keyfers. So the name sounds like showing keyfers. But it's not keyfers because I gave you the ER.

Oh, keyf. Why are you using your last name? Yeah, Aaron. Aaron, keyf. Aaron, keyfers. Oh. My earring. Aaron, keyfers. I'm in the wrong. Where and just threw up. Aaron, just threw up Aaron Keefe. Oh! My Aaron Keefe. I'm going to throw up.

She learned just through up. Aaron just threw up. Oh my gosh. She was the answer to the pause. I'm going to throw up. Aaron Keefe. She's shaking right now. This is glorious.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Aaron, have you ever been in a riddle? No. Oh my god, my face is... Can you read the whole sentence to close us out? No. I don't remember the whole sentence. close us out? No. Yeah.

I don't remember the whole sentence. And for people who aren't in the studio, Aaron didn't respond to me because her eyes were closed. You could pair up with him. No, I was talking to her because I was making direct eye contact. Can you read it? OK, you read it and then Samuel read it and then Aaron, I want you to just shout out your own name

when we get to that part. It's a good idea. OK, here we go. In order to promote the next season of 24, this weekend Fox is Aaron Keith. Er's best action films. And that's the sand. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What? That's so exciting. I was like riddles so much more when I was the answer to them. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We have to keep all that that you just took.

And of course we'll end with a listener submitted, Puzzie, this is from Tristum Draper, it says this is a, Ritty, I came up with a few years ago, so this is one that they created themselves. Oh, this is an old riddle. Mr. Case, Mr. Side, and Mr. Time all have the same first name. What is it? Hint, it isn't Kevin.

Mr. Case, Mr. How can that be? Oh, they're all doctors. Mr. Case, Mr. Side, and Mr. Time all have the same first name. Case, what is it? Side, time. Kevin Case, Mr. Side, and Mr. Time all have the same first name. What is it? Side time. Kevin Kessner. K if I could case side time. That's nice.

Mr. Case, Mr. Side, and Mr. Time all of the same first name. And it isn't Kevin? I also like that they ended the email. I hope you find this clever or interesting. K if you put the link. I'll walk one of the other. One of the other. Okay, Mr. Case. Mr. Case, Mr. S, both of them. One of the other. One of the other. Okay, Mr. Case.

Mr. Case, Mr. Side and Mr. Time. The word that goes before. Yeah. Yeah, name. The first name. Cold. Mr. Mr. So they're men.

We know they're men. So it's a man's name. So is it, okay, case, Nico. Nico Case, Nico. Nico case, Nico time, Nico side. Fries, cold fries, cold fries. Fries case, fries side, fries time. Court?

No. It's an actual name, it's not like K, Jeff. Close. Joff. It's Joff, like Joff Johns. He had green lantern. He didn't create it. John Case.

Nope. It is a J name. What's, is it John? Case, side and time. Justin. Justin. Justin, case, Justin, side and Justin, time. Justin, side.

Hi. I am Justin, side. Re and A-N-E-er-er-er. And Justin Tip. The name's side. That's a really good one. Yeah, that is good. It's not interesting.

Well, it's not interesting. Would we say that's clever or interesting? I would say it's clever, but not interesting. I think it's both, and I'm going to disappoint him. Well, I'm out of fire. You can check me out on the podcast Hello from the Magic Tavern. You can also check out my podcast, Siblings Pecky Layer, which is a podcast I do with my sister, Sedia.

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