Hey Riddle Riddle - #112: Riddies & Daddies

Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a head gum podcast. Oh hello you two. Welcome to Hotel Riddles. What's the occasion? We are getting divorced. To be divorced. Ooh, okay, you're being engaged to get divorced. Uh-huh, we just want to. We say, yeah. Yeah, we were gonna do it all backwards. Huh, fun.

Starting point is 00:00:54 And what's the, I just have to write this down before I give you your room keys. What is the reason for a divorce? Just like bad sex or... Staying in hotels too much. You're like, a set-able difference, Ibs. Okay, well, I am going to give the two of you, the 13th floor honeymoon suite, and that is haunted.

Starting point is 00:01:12 Ooh. Ooh. So there's, will there be riddles? There are riddles, there's a young boy who died in the 1800s. He'll be asking some riddles and, young boy who died in the 18 hundreds. Oh, thank you. I think I hate the people of that age.

Starting point is 00:01:28 Yeah, yep. Well, you didn't hear how he died. Oh, okay. Suffolk, suffocation, great. Well, thank you so much. We'll take our room keys and free breakfast in the morning or. No, free bird.

Starting point is 00:01:42 Thank you so much. It's free bird brunch. It's a Leonard Skinnerd and Coverband does brunch. And you know, free bird. We have it's free bird brunch. It's say Leonard's getter didn't cover ban does brunch And you know checking out. I don't know. Well, you can't leave you can check out, but you can never leave you see this is the hotel Arizona You do things a little bit different here and I'm your major D Adderify JPC and I'm Aaron Keith

Starting point is 00:02:01 RATER D Adderify. Hi, JPC. And I'm Erin Keith. There are other people here. And there's other people here. This is maybe the most guess we've had on. We have an embarrassment of riches, because we have three of the stars of the amazing podcast Dungeons and Datties.

Starting point is 00:02:20 Please welcome to the show Freddie Wong, Beth May, and Will Campos. Hello everyone. Yeah We've made it we finally made it top of the podcast he we've done fuck you fuck you Say it Yeah, get on, get on best anyway. Starry podcast. Yeah, Starry Cancadine. The nerd dude from this American life. I replaced.

Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I replaced. What were the King of Podcasts? Yes. I replaced our guest next week. Oh God. Stay with us.

Starting point is 00:03:00 The three of you wrote the I replaced Sealing by Being Guest. On this, the pinnacle of comedy podcast Well, let's we're not we're not really a comedy podcast just so we're clear. We are we're very We are a riddles podcast and so being riddles podcast we have to ask every guest who comes on our show What is your experience with riddles? Famously, in one of our first episodes, I think we all revealed that Adal likes riddles, I'm in different to riddles and Aaron doesn't like riddles.

Starting point is 00:03:33 That's changed over the years, and now we all don't like them. But what is your experience with them? Do you like them? Did you have riddles as a child? So I actually have a weird story about this, which is that I, for like a hot second, and fifth grade, got like super into riddles.

Starting point is 00:03:50 And I remember hearing like the one with the guy in the forest, and he's wet, and how did he die and all that. And then the riddle that broke my heart was, and I forgot all about it, and then I was listening to your podcast, and then you did the riddle like a week ago. And I remember how dumb and terrible it was. It's the one where it's the guy in the room with the wood chips and the shavings on the ground

Starting point is 00:04:09 And then it turns out that he's like you know in the circus and then like it was like he killed himself because You know like a short person but he was he thought he was growing taller because of another short person And I was like I remember how how angry that riddle made me when I was a little kid that it like that I'm so sorry that riddle broke up with you. Yeah, I think I worked out. It still has a bunch of my CDs. I'm really happy with that. And we should say that this madman screaming at us is will.

Starting point is 00:04:34 I should have said that because I'm a professional podcaster, so I shouldn't remember to do that, but thank you for reminding me. Just for any listeners who want to distinguish voices, Beth, what is your relationship with riddles? My name is Beth, and this is my relationship with riddles. Sex? No, I'm just kidding. I love riddles.

Starting point is 00:04:54 I'm very bad at them. And so it's like, you know, I don't know. I'm like a huge admirer of the New York Times' tross word. I've been playing it for years. I have never gotten past Wednesday. I love that account of it. We should say you're wearing a t-shirt that says, eat my will shorts.

Starting point is 00:05:13 Yes. Yes. That's exactly like better shorts. I'm looking at a will shorts Monday, omnibus over there. And I'm like, that's never gonna be solved by me. I'm gonna have the cheat. We should also say Beth has a,

Starting point is 00:05:31 her background is Jim Carey in Batman Forever, which is just outstanding. Yeah, that's my relationship with Riddles. He's a... I don't know. And there are kiss marks all over his face. Freddie, what is your relationship with riddles? So for me, you all remember mind to trap one word.

Starting point is 00:05:48 Oh, yes. Do you know about mind trap? Yeah, this was like mind. This was like mind. Freddie, we're familiar with mind trap. Oh, yeah. Of course. But in third grade, my teacher, so in third grade,

Starting point is 00:05:57 my teacher brought mind trap out, which was like, it's like almost like, it's just like a deck of cards with riddles on them and on the back. And so they claim, you know, they're lateral thinking puzzles and most of them, like, and that was like it's almost like, it's just like a deck of cards with riddles on them and then the back. And so they claim they're lateral thinking puzzles and most of them, and that was like the treat in third grade. It was like, oh, we'll do a mind trap and they'll choose, pull them out and we would sit there and lob, yes or no questions at her.

Starting point is 00:06:16 And she would always looking back on it. It was so clearly a delaying tactic. It could shoot pick the dumbest fucking ones. And we would ask third graders would just be completely unable to copy. I know the clown, the wood shaving one. I remember that because none of us got it because there's such foreign concepts to the idea

Starting point is 00:06:35 of like suicide and he's supposed to be taller. Like all this stuff is just completely outside of our wheel out, so that was my relationship. That was pretty an eye-learned, what suicide was. That was the one in the second grade, but for one the third grade. And those were also the original lyrics to the mash theme song. Before we get into riddles, because I know JPC is anxious to get going, just to warm us up for the comedy. Freddie, I did notice that you had a truth in comedy books. Yes, I do. I was studying. I was studying as hard as I could with these.

Starting point is 00:07:08 A flipped open to any random page and then maybe found like a negative wisdom for us for this episode. Famously, there is an Andy Dick quote on every page of the book. All right, here we go. From page 102. As soon as an actor begins to see his environment on stage, the audience sees it through his eyes. Kinda sexist, can't be skipping. Yeah, thank God it says he and his. Also Freddie that doesn't apply to us

Starting point is 00:07:33 because this is an audio podcast. So thank you for everything. You know what I'm saying? I'm the fucking girl this way. I've also got a comedy book next to me that I must have purchased and never opened obviously. Let's see. Okay, she's holding up a far side camera.

Starting point is 00:07:52 Sorry, you can't see it through Jim Carrey's head, but it's the hidden tools of comedy by Steve Kaplan, the series business of being funny. Yeah, I can't wait. What's Kaplan assassinated for giving away those hidden tools? Yeah, I can't wait. What's Kaplan assassinated for giving away those hidden tools? You know what? We better not share them then. I need one.

Starting point is 00:08:10 I need one. Okay, here you go. One of my favorite movies is Groundhog Day. That explains everything. I mean, very good. That was the line that got him killed to show. All of a sudden, there's a red dot on Beth's head. I do want to see.

Starting point is 00:08:28 JPC, you are going to be Old Man puzzles today. But before we get into it, I do want to see a very quick scene, just based on Freddie's story. I do want to see a scene with Freddie and Beth. You two are students. Freddie, what age were you when you were in? Third grade. How are you? Great.

Starting point is 00:08:45 10? No. I was saying nine years old yet. Nine. So Beth and Freddie, you are a nine years old. JPC, you are a substitute teacher. Here to teach the kids about riddles. And your name is, you're a famous

Starting point is 00:08:59 site of hand magician. I'll, Chris Angel, and your name is MindTrap. Got it. Your teacher is dead. Yay! Lee Serious about this syllabus that she left me for today. Okay. Because of her funeral. And why can't we go to the funeral? I think it's fine with only. Yeah, it's family only. My name is MindTrap and you are now in my, dun dun dun, mind prison. No, no. When's recess?

Starting point is 00:09:34 No, when's recess? It's 11.15, it's a normal time. It's just a normal time, it's 11.15. What time is it? It's 10.30. How do you read the clock? We were in the middle of learning how to read the clock with the big and the little hands and I still, it's 11.50. What time is it? It's 10.30. How do you read a clock? We were in the middle of learning how to read a clock with the big and the little hands,

Starting point is 00:09:47 and I still, it's unclear. No, you mostly got it. You mostly got it. It's big and little heads. Look, I'll just, I'll tell you all what recess is, but before that, it's time to enter, dun dun dun dun, the learning zone. Huh.

Starting point is 00:10:02 Oh, okay. Sorry, that's my bad. You're all looking at the bat that's trapped in here. I did leave a bat. I let a bat out. I brought a bat in. And that's not the only bat. We cut to a mine key auto where Will is helping

Starting point is 00:10:19 the mine trap changes oil. So I'm allowed to be back here, right? Yeah, I don't know how you got back here. Well, the door handle came off. Here you are, here's the door handle. I'm pretty sure that that was a securely affixed door handles, or this is a mine key. It's not a place to practice escape magic.

Starting point is 00:10:42 So I did break that,. I will pay for that. About your, about your Toyota Corolla, you haven't changed the oil in about 15,000 miles and I found a dead dove stuffed in there. What was that about? When you say stuffed in there, specifically where? It was in the gas tank. I don't know. You said you're a magician or... Ah, unlicensed.

Starting point is 00:11:06 Unokay. Do you do car magic? Is that part of your bit? That's the only thing I could think of. I do car magic when it pays more than anything though I just leave doves and places and then totally space it. You're gonna find more doves.

Starting point is 00:11:22 We found a couple of scenes. See. Oh man. My favorite a couple of scenes. See. Oh man. My favorite two line good at improv. My favorite two line scene ever now is your teacher is dead. Yay. There's a history there. This is a, we'll begin.

Starting point is 00:11:42 This is an easy one. I think it's more of a softball for the Dungeons and Daddies crew. This is a riddle from Rebel. This is, they sent this in and their riddle says, or their email says, I heard a riddle. I think that you'd like. This isn't mine.

Starting point is 00:11:58 This is from Matt Arnold of Dungeons and Daddies. Ah! Ah! We already know this one. You may have a slight advantage with this right off. Here it goes. How long ago was this email sent? This was sent in February of this year.

Starting point is 00:12:10 That makes sense. Yeah, I did search our email for Dungeons and Daddies and found, but surprisingly, a lot of people have mentioned you and emails to us. No kidding. Here's the deal. We get a lot of your love letters. I think it's because our podcast email is Dungeons and Zaddies at Gmail. I think it's because our podcast email is Dungeons and Zaddies at jimub.com.

Starting point is 00:12:31 We wanted to have a little rental, but it was just taken. Our email address is ira glass at this American life. Great. Now we're going to get in trouble for doxing iron glass again. Here's the riddle. It keeps a little creature warm. You can buy it in a package. And when it passes through two arms, it goes back to the start.

Starting point is 00:12:54 What is it? Space-ears. It's dumb. That's what it is. I don't like this one at all. I think actually, okay, but Matt came up with this on the fly, which I think is like incredible. Whoa, this is at all. I think actually, okay, but Matt came up with this on the fly, which I think is like incredible.

Starting point is 00:13:07 Whoa, this is like, too implied that this was a thought out riddle, I think is. He's like the freestyle M&M of riddles. It was pretty impressive. He really is, but it's also down. Oh, well then the answer is mom spaghetti. Yes. That's correct. If you're in the ballpark, it keeps a little creature warm.

Starting point is 00:13:26 You can buy it in a package. And when it passes through two arms, it goes back to the start. What is it? The creature doesn't need to be little, you know? It's like, it can be big at times. Yeah, that's true. When it passes through two arms,

Starting point is 00:13:39 it goes back to the start. Is it one of those like water sinks, you buy it like a museum gift store? I don't think so. No. I was making up a riddle on the fly and that was the answer. Gifts or water snake? Gifts or water snake? This also did stump our DM as well. So you know, don't feel too bad. Yeah. It keeps a little creature warm. When it passes through two hands it goes back to the start.

Starting point is 00:14:04 What was the middle portion of it? When it through two hands, it goes back to the start. What was the middle portion of it? When it passes through two arms, it goes back to the start. You can buy it in a package. I think that that might be one of the most crucial components to this. Is it a sweater? In a package.

Starting point is 00:14:17 It's not a sweater, don't it? The hug. Ooh, tennis ball, cigarettes. It's more than two arms. So I safe to say that everyone from the Dungeons and Daddies crew remembers the answer to this riddle very well, correct? Yes. Yes, yes.

Starting point is 00:14:30 Can you give them a hint? Is there anything that you can do? I'll, I'll proper a hint. Okay. So the dad in question in our podcast is a sports dad. That's like his thing. Okay. He's into sports.

Starting point is 00:14:40 Okay. And this was an in-character riddle. This was an in-character riddle. It's a mere busy. Beard ball. Um. What did you say, Hettle? Golf ball. And this was an in character riddle. It was an in character riddle. Beer, pussy. What did you say, Adam? Golf ball.

Starting point is 00:14:49 No, not a golf ball. We're getting closer. Not a golf ball. Yeah, I think you will. A tee? No. Well, a golf club. We'll emphasize golf.

Starting point is 00:14:59 So not a golf ball. A club? Golf. No. Four-iron. Five, six iron, seven iron. A little golf left. Love left. Other sports. Other sports.

Starting point is 00:15:12 Other sports. Other sports. Other sports. Yes. Basketball. Not a basketball. Football. A pig skin, if you will.

Starting point is 00:15:23 Wham. Oh. It keeps the pig warm. You can buy pork rinds and footballs in a package. And when you catch a football, it goes back to the starting line. Thank you, Rebel, for sending that in. And thank you for, well, I guess you didn't really stump the Dungeons and Deadies crew because they heard that one. Very recently. We were all stuck at the time. We were all stuck at the time. We were all stuck at the time.

Starting point is 00:15:44 We were all stuck at the time. We were all stuck at the time. We were all stuck at the time. We were all stuck at the time. We were all so stuck at that. That Arnold for really stumping us and giving us a lot to aspire to. Matt did stump everyone on our podcast when he came up with it. It's a sampler. And we typically start with a warm up, and that warm up is just to get the juices flowing. So let's go to some additional riddles. These riddles come to us courtesy of Rome in the Sphinx. Rome says that they've always loved riddles, even when they stunt me, so was excited

Starting point is 00:16:07 to discover the podcast. Thank you so much. But they also DM a Dungeons & Dragons campaign where their players encountered Sphinx. And they wrote all of these riddles in the voice of the Sphinx. And I guess presumably the Sphinx would, you know, mall them if they got it wrong.

Starting point is 00:16:23 You won't be mauled if you get this wrong, but you will definitely be forced to do scenes. Uh, here, here is the first of the riddles. I have feathers and I fly, but have no beak nor do I cry. So weak, you can break me in your hand, but so strong that too, I can kill a man. What am I? Baby penguin. Yes, the strongest animal with no beak, the baby penguin. We but it does have a beak or it has no beak.

Starting point is 00:16:52 It has no no beak, nor a cry. Someone asked me recently what the biggest animal I would fight was and I said a penguin. See, I got that question as well on a guess spot and I said a beached whale. Oh yeah. That's guest spot and I said, a beached whale. That's like, you got an advantage on a beached whale. I guess it really, the context really does depend on where you'd fight how big the animal is.

Starting point is 00:17:12 I hate to say it, I could kick the shit out of a beach whale. I think beached whale, though. We don't love to see that. I think they fill up with like, Toxious Gathers. They blow up, so you don't want to be punched in a beached whale. How do you determine to be blown up. They punch the beached whale. How do you determine when you want to fight against a beach whale?

Starting point is 00:17:28 Is it when it's eyes closed? When you're in like, when you're in a dove, oil spill commercial, that's when you know you want. So I have no beak and I'm a scream. I have feathers. And it can fly. No, feathers and I fly. Feathers and I'm a scream. I have feathers and it can fly. But can I fly? No, feathers and I fly. Feathers and I fly.

Starting point is 00:17:49 Feathers and I fly. No beak. No cry. Okay. I wanna see you see. Aaron, you were gonna do a scene with Beth and Aaron, you are yourself and Beth is the, turns out she is the largest animal you would fight.

Starting point is 00:18:04 And so, whether that's, Beth wants to choose that animal or Erin you would name it, that's the thing. What was it of Penguin? I said that, but you can find out. You can find out. I don't know how to improv. I'm putting on my boxing gloves. Are you ready?

Starting point is 00:18:25 I'm ready. Okay, um, is it true that like, like the dad just sit on the eggs for like a long time? Is that true? I can't understand you. You got the sweet heart and you got this. I'm gonna sit on the eggs and I love you for life.

Starting point is 00:18:43 You're my one mate. Oh, oh, hey, are you talking to her too? Huh, I'm talking to you. Oh, okay, okay, so there's a person here and she's trying to talk to me and I'm like well if you keep talking to me, we're gonna have to throw down so I you know I don't know how to communicate that to her other than you know going for yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well you got this you got this okay Oh my god, you're so cute. Oh my god I'm gonna have to kick you so hard though it right in this stomach this is going down Oh my god, it's so cute. Oh my god. There's paternal penguins

Starting point is 00:19:22 You have to take a dive penguins. Oh my god. They're scared. What? Aaron, you have to take a dive. You have to let the penguin win. I got bad men. Oh, I owe a lot of money to you. Got you got. Please take a dive. You're get you want me to have a penguin beat the shit out of me? The penguin is in eighth of my size. I know how to win this. I know how to win this. Yeah, yeah. What how? You ever seen happy feet, babe? We don't have to dance with our face. We can dance with our feet These penguins are gonna have a dance off with me. Oh My god, they're lacing on tap shoes. Just lose. What do you do lose? I can't I'm amazing at tapping. Oh no I can't stop sliding on the ice

Starting point is 00:20:01 See That's what a penguin tap dancing sounds like. In honor of Beth, for the rest of the episode, we have to start every scene by screaming. I don't know how to improvise. Oh, believe me, I will. And then at the end of the show, you can be like, you just listen to Beth

Starting point is 00:20:19 and I know how to improv. I hope that helps. Does anyone have an answer to this? So I started this podcast. Before we record, I said that I. Does anyone have an answer to this riddle? So I started this podcast before we record I said that I walk into every riddle with insane confidence. I don't answer this. Does anyone else know the answer to this? I think I have a guess.

Starting point is 00:20:33 Right, Freddie, I want to go. Ready, let's say that the same time. It's like the Warren Beatty of Puff of Latter-day. I'm so sorry. You walked into this riddle, like you were walking onto a yacht. Yeah, I was just like, I own this. Freddie, like push through saloon doors into this riddle. Wait, can I hear it like one more time, or is that?

Starting point is 00:20:49 All right, let's hear it one more time. You can absolutely hear it one more time. I have feathers and I fly, but have no beak nor do I cry. So weak, you can break me in your hand, but so strong that I too can kill a man. All right, ready? Let's say the answer at the same time, right? On three, one, two, three.

Starting point is 00:21:05 A bee-cloth bird that I throw really hard at somebody. At their head. If you throw a bird, have you seen those, like when they test turkeys against airplanes? What? Oh my God. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:19 They'll blame yourself. Not like turkeys. He's like a butter ball turkey. They'll shoot it at an airplane airplane engine to see if like his, in theory, like, you know what happened? And it was solely like where the plane went down because the goods are. That's not supposed to happen.

Starting point is 00:21:31 They're supposed to be rated that like you could shoot a turkey through it and it'll just shoot out the other side of the turbine. So they do that good. So they test birds on that. You get hit by that. That's just killing you. That's what happens.

Starting point is 00:21:42 That's what happens to the turkey when the president partens it. They actually take it over. They comes out fully dressed and cooked like the Thanksgiving meal. Yeah, just like just wow. I need to say they tested they have ovens all over it. Yeah. Will, uh, uh, Adel and JPC, you are all turkeys and uh... one of you just found out that you got are gonna get pardoned by the president one of you found out you're gonna be a turkey dinner and one of you found out you're gonna be one of the airplane

Starting point is 00:22:13 turkeys gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble sorry suckers ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What do you think what do you think heaven's gonna be like for a turkey? I think god's a duck I think I think god's a duck I think we can get up there. I think we can I think I can pick you know Benjamin Franklin's balls Hey, you try to make me a national bird mother fucker. I I respect our turkey poached Benjamin Franklin and I won't hear him besmirched by my fellow turkeys. I'm southerned now. I'm a southerned turkey kind of. Well, I'm allowed turkey here. I'm allowed southerned turkey and I'm proud of my turkey heritage. This is getting weird. This is getting weird now that I'm a southerned turkey who's proud of his heritage. But I stick with it. One part, one part, it really changed

Starting point is 00:23:19 you man. It really changed you. You know, I support our president because he parted me and And I'm I'm I'm I'm standing with him. Yeah, and you call all Cola Coke It's all Coke if I hear another word. I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's not pop. It's not Pepsi It's Coke and that's why the president pardon me. I'm he's gonna I hear he's gonna take me on the Air Force one Oh damn it. That's that's great and I don't know if I told the two of you, but the third thing's happening to me. You did, but we forgot what that was. Adel Turkey, this is your five minute warning before you turn into Thanksgiving dinner.

Starting point is 00:23:55 Oh, I guess I'm in a community college play. Thank you, five. You're saved. Save. I think I have a guess. Oh, go ahead, please. Aaron said a quill, correct, Aaron? Yes.

Starting point is 00:24:10 Which is not correct. I was going to say a pen, because it's one of those pretentious kind of answers. It's like, oh, it's life. It's a mightier than the sound. I thought it should have been right, but I guess not. Even I'm a guest on this podcast. JPC give it to her. Beth, you have the right idea because it's always like the wind, a whisper, like a lie. Always bullshit like that.

Starting point is 00:24:34 Damn. I will say Aaron is a little closer with Quill. You're thinking along the right lines, but it's not really a writing instrument. Is it a plane that is sky writing? No. I guess it's an arrow. Yeah, if it's not... Oh, it is an arrow, isn't it? Oh, damn, I was going to say Gamora.

Starting point is 00:24:57 Yes. Well, you're both right. Right? Does everyone have me with me? I'm sorry that my reaction was so hostile to everybody getting it right. You guys, this isn't fair. Freddie has a leg up.

Starting point is 00:25:10 Freddie, you got it right, right? Or did we'll get it right? I got it right. Oh, no, Freddie got it right. I'm just still a credit. To be fair, Freddie does. Freddie is dressed like a dragon Morgan. He does have a leg up.

Starting point is 00:25:20 It isn't a row. It has feathered. It flies. No beak. It cries when it shoots the the air correct. Okay, let's move on. This is the stuff that we're talking about. This is ready, Freddie read Truth and Comedy. He knows all the answers now.

Starting point is 00:25:34 I know all the answers. And he's watching us. Oh, and then no joke. No joke, just as a, so I bought mine trap and then I read all the answers. So then out in school, I would be like, I know the answers are all this shit and then everyone thought I was smart for one year or so Evil thing to show

Starting point is 00:25:50 I bought it with with money. I made blowing bubble gum not even kidding No, see me. I just looked up the hey riddle riddle like archive of previous riddles Oh the wiki that they that's exhaustively maintained. Freddie, are you the type of person that records jeopardy, watches it, and then casually puts it on DVR and pretends it's live and then says all the answers while people are around you? Is that your thing? My boyfriend did that to me during quarantine because he had nothing better to do that day. I almost had a nervous breakdown.

Starting point is 00:26:22 I was like, how do you know this? What is gaslighting? What is gaslighting? Exactly. And it was like not an easy board. It was like rivers and shit. No one, no one, no one. Would they have a no one? The hardest category in jeopardy, rivers.

Starting point is 00:26:43 Oh man, River Phoenix? Yeah. Oh, I love it. This river died at the Viper Room in 1994. What is Johnny Depp? All right, your next riddle is, I am grown, then cut, then grown a new, taken off to put on from a creature, then to you.

Starting point is 00:27:06 Is there a new, taken off to put on from a creature then to you. Is it a flower, right? Like a flower stem? Or a shrimp? It's, yeah, you are correct. It's a sheep dang, it's wool. No, I'm just a sheep itself. I wasn't being smart. I was like, no, the sheep is cut down

Starting point is 00:27:20 and given to somebody. We can move on. Yeah, the sheep carcass. That's what the background's hiding is the rack of sheep carcasses in your room, right? That's the largest animal I would fight to a death, is it? I want to see you seen. Let's say Freddie, you are a farmer, you raise sheep and specifically for their wool. JPC, you are a sheep whose time has come for you to be shorn,

Starting point is 00:27:46 and you are very reluctant. It's your first time you've never been shorn before, and you're just trying to talk your way through it. Oh, there, why not you come over here? Yeah, look, you look like you got a right thick coat on you. We're going to just take this right off you. Come on over here. Yeah, it's just my first time, So, you know, just, you know,

Starting point is 00:28:05 with verbal consent is quite important. It's something that I believe here on the farm. I need to get your verbal consent. Okay, very good. Maybe we just, maybe, let's just, maybe we just do scissors and no clippers for the first one. And we just take like a little bit off and then I look at it and mirror and I like let you know.

Starting point is 00:28:22 See, that's not gonna work for me. That's gonna get me quite frustrated here. Because when I need to go in, I need to go in all the way as they say. Okay, I brought in a picture, a photo if that helps. This is Tom Cruise from Top Gun. Yeah, you, I'm not gonna be able to do that. We only do buzz cuts here.

Starting point is 00:28:41 We only do full on buzz cuts. And Tom here, you just don't have the right hair in the right places, as they say. So I'm just going to... Okay, um... Peter, why in God's name does our sheep have a bob hair cut? Whoa, I was just... I just been experimenting. You know that this is my one passion. It's... I don't want to be shearing sheep on the rest of the moon.

Starting point is 00:29:01 This is not as a lawn pater. We're trying to run a farm. Where else am I supposed to learn? The art of shaving. Where else but put on our sheep? On our willing sheep on our land? That my father's... That my father's given it to me. One day I'm going to go to that super-cutts in Dublin.

Starting point is 00:29:17 I'm gonna walk right in and I'm gonna tell them. That's gone into a more experienced than any of them. Them, them, them, them school, them school kids have learned all the time. There's someone at the door, Peter. Oh, yes, is it, who is it? Hello, I'm a sheep from a neighboring farm. I heard that you can do the Rachel. Oh, yes, Dean. When you give a sheep the Rachel, dude, dude, dude. Hi, so keep the wait, please, can someone photoshop the Rachel and do a sheep and send it? I don't ask for many things, but I'm asking for this.

Starting point is 00:29:53 I want a sheep with like the emo 2003 haircut where it's like super short in the back and then long in the front. Like a hot topic shirt. Yeah. I'll take a sheep with layabuns. I need my sheep to be bad. Oh. An Instagram with just sheep and just like fat ass fades and shit with goes so hot right now.

Starting point is 00:30:16 People will be like, yo, this guy's Instagram, this sheep got a fade. And it's like they're doing all the like close ups and they're doing like the burning thing. That's gonna be great. We're like a million dollar Instagram ID right there. Someone wants to do it. It's right there for the taking.

Starting point is 00:30:28 All the Instagram ID dollars coming your way. While we figure out who's gonna get this IP, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back with more. Hey, sheepy sheepy. And then IP. Ah, nice. During the break Hey GPC

Starting point is 00:30:55 Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to prank him. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Adal. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to sit online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website

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Starting point is 00:32:06 Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna do it. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my Prank website

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Starting point is 00:32:42 to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, Vattle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com, slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Starting point is 00:33:04 Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey Aaron Erin. Hey, Erin. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adeland JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods isn't it funny to think about something like that like how they're never truly is a Middle no, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, uh, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. Uh, I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should

Starting point is 00:33:53 try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices. And the path forward isn't always clear, whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships being stuck in the middle of the woods. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you ow, ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Hmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the

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Starting point is 00:35:29 Who are we? What is this? I clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's J.P.C.'s birthday, and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. Oh.

Starting point is 00:35:47 And that is the app Rocket Bunny. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh? Rocket Bunny is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years

Starting point is 00:36:04 way before they were a sponsor and it helps me so much bills all in one place. I've been using it for years way before they were a sponsor and it helps me so much, especially around tax season. Kling, Kling, Kling, Kling, Kling, Kling, Kling, Kling, sorry, I also wanna give a toast. Rocket money, well quickly, and easily find your subscriptions for you. And for any you don't wanna pay for anymore,

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Starting point is 00:37:16 Okay, well that was a great break. I think that we successfully did all the sheep hair cut puns that we Needed we got one more sheep sheep. No real Okay We've actually did all the sheep haircut puns that we needed. We got a lot of our system. One more sheep. Sheeping it real. Okay. Okay. Delayed reaction. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Starting point is 00:37:33 Oh, wait, Ben still in Edward Morgan in sheeping the face. Do you want to take another break? Do we just, we can take another break? Wake up sheep, we're back on the air. Okay. And we have more riddles, and these are more riddles from Rome and their sphinx.

Starting point is 00:37:48 The next riddle is, I can have one or two faces upon my head. Do not drop me, but let me fall instead. I beat and crush and can even kill with you I have life, but alone I am still. John Tripolta at Nicholas Cajun Faces. Yes. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face.

Starting point is 00:38:09 Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face.

Starting point is 00:38:17 Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's face. Just doing a Taker's was a sound that accompanied John Travolta putting his face down his loved one or

Starting point is 00:38:26 hands down his loved one's face. He does that so many times in the movie just. It's how it's how it works. No jokes him. Have you ever tried that on another human being just like just to see what they would be like? Only I haven't seen another human being in months. Only if I'm sure they've seen that movie because if they haven't seen that movie. Yeah, I did it once and they called the cops. It's so invasive. So, did you, can you read that one more time?

Starting point is 00:38:53 Yeah, absolutely. I can have one or two faces upon my head. Do not drop me, but let me fall instead. I beat and crush and can even kill with you. I have life, but alone I am still. Is it those big blocks in Mario and End dungeons the thwomp is that a thwomp? It is not a thwomp, but I mean I'm not gonna say that you're close because that's insane also

Starting point is 00:39:16 Can I just can I just say thwomp is where the list Shrek lives. Dumbass. I live in the plump plump. Is it like the clock thing, like the you view love a clock, the thing that goes back to the you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pendulum. Yeah, the pendulum. Yeah, I can't wait till they start putting real body parts and declots. I never thought about it But pendulum is the balls of a clock. Thank you, Will

Starting point is 00:39:50 Clock balls. It is yeah, I got clock balls on my clock Truck balls on my truck. A clock miles on my clock My first shop fork balls and yeah, that's why it's the grandfather clock like that's how they know it's not the grandmother clock Is it's real clock balls? It's the grandfather clock as it says real problematic stuff My clock is always worthers a clock It is not a clock it is not a clock For the pendulum. I'm sorry Aaron water. It is not water. No is it a D20? I'm sorry, Aaron? Water? It is not water. No.

Starting point is 00:40:26 Is it a D20? I feel like one of these is gonna be a D20. Ooh, yeah, I co-op a hedge, and the dice of D&D. This is the answer I need. Yeah, I'm sorry I think of what coin has two faces, and I'm like a coin, or what dice has two faces?

Starting point is 00:40:42 Is it a moon? You're focusing very hard on the two faces, so let's go down a little farther in the riddle. Do not drop me, but let me fall instead. I beat and crush and can even kill with you. I have a life, but alone I am still. Oh, Harvey Dent. This is Harvey Dent. Yeah, yeah. He's got, he has one or two faces.

Starting point is 00:41:01 Sometimes people call him one face. They're just like, they. They see the profile. They see the profile. Yeah, all one face. Holy shit. To be fair, only his priest calls him that when he's in confessional. What did you do this week, one face?

Starting point is 00:41:17 You don't know the half of it. One face, one faith. We do have to see a scene. We do have to see a scene. We do have to see a scene. Will, you are Harvey Dent's two-faced and you have come to a confessional Aaron, you are the, what's a female priest? Well, they don't have the Catholics.

Starting point is 00:41:41 Yeah, the Catholics are like, cotton super not against me. They're pretty touchy about that actually. Female priest is a Prius, right? You're a Prius, you're a Prius. Ado, you play the priest and I'll find a way to get into the scene in a really fun, creative, hilarious way. Great, okay.

Starting point is 00:41:57 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Well, we'll see. Yeah, you could, let me check if I'm gonna sin or not. Hey, it's damn. I got a sin. Forgive me, father. I have to sin. Oh, what?

Starting point is 00:42:12 What sin should I do? Oh, okay. Well, child, thank you for coming back. It's always good to. I mean, I'm not supposed to. It's been. Hold on one second. It's been.

Starting point is 00:42:22 It's been one week since my last confession. Since you looked at me. What do you bear naked ladies? Ha ha you even that was the sin. I was with a bear naked lady. Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry father Even pre-set fun. Um, well Here's here's what I recommend if you feel like you're about to sin Mm-hmm what I'd recommend is and this is a little crazy, so call me crazy. What I suggest is plopping down on the couch and making yourself some good old-fashioned popcorn. See, I hear you, father, that sounds great, but what if instead I flip a coin to decide whether I'm going to do my sin or not? Because then it's really up to God if you think

Starting point is 00:43:00 about it, you know, because he's, he's, he's choosing which way the coin's going to fall father. So, you know, if I'm going to he's choosing which way the coin's gonna fall father. So, you know, if I'm gonna kill the Batman, I can flip the coin and it's gonna tell me. We have this conversation a lot. It's God. Please don't involve me in this. I'm super busy. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm just really busy and you guys are just like talking about

Starting point is 00:43:20 me so much and it's just like hard to focus. Wow, you, oh, this is incredible. I have so many questions, God. I can't believe you came down here just to say, don't talk about me. Ah, you're doing it again. Oh man, it feels like you didn't hear what I just asked you to do. Oh boy, I'm back here.

Starting point is 00:43:36 Excuse me, God, I have a question as well. Hi, I'm Too Face. Yeah, you are one of the more forgettable Batman villains. Mm, well, I, Itable Batman villains Well, I I Tch I disagree with that and since you chose how the coin fell you agree with me disagreeing with it I'm most lawyer as well. That's why I'm a little pedantic. Is it all right for me to kill Batman? You know what I was in the middle of saving a bunch of lives and then you distracted me. So do whatever you want to do That sounds like God is the one who's sinned, Father.

Starting point is 00:44:06 Sounds like this is her confession time. God, I have a question. Does the penguin mate for life? Hey, I have a question for you. Yes? Does Bain go to your church? I don't know, I'm a little bit attracted to him. I don't know, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:44:22 Well, I understand. Just on Christmas. Bain, say Bain! Oh! a little bit attracted to him. And we know why you understand. Just on Christmas. Hey, Ben! Oh! Heligah, Ben and me! And just me, Ben. Hey, God, that's just two-faced with his face. Hey, God, that's insane.

Starting point is 00:44:33 See, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just want to watch a one-man Batman show, uh, put on the wheel. This is the post-it Batman and the underlines on this man. That one, man. That one, man, show. The post is Batman and the underlines on this man. One man show. But I come a man $50,000. Please, please make that happen.

Starting point is 00:44:54 Oh, boy. You're still, you're still, I would say nowhere close to solving this red old card. It is not a card. Okay. I'm gonna have one face or two. Yeah, that's a good one cuz yeah half the card is a sandwich face cards. Oh I Yeah, don't drop me but let me fall I could I'd fall into your mouth. Yeah, yeah Beat you can crush your sandwich like a pinini press you could like beat a sandwich it could kill you with a Poison the sandwich choke on it that's your way compromise your fucked with you I have life but alone I am still doesn't quite work so I can't really yeah, if you'll touch a sandwich

Starting point is 00:45:31 You didn't go in anywhere. Oh, is it one of the little creatures? Is it one of the little creatures from fall guys? It is not a fall guy creature because they can wear like pigeon heads and stuff Adam stop doing promotional content for fall guys I just saw that the fall guys are six feet tall, right? Like the Twitter revealed that the Fall Guys are actually the size of human beings. That's shit. Freddie, I think that sandwich quote is going to be a really big part of your legacy. I found this to be true.

Starting point is 00:45:59 Is it a family photo that is like heavy and then if it falls on you there faces in it and you die The spirit the spirit of the show award goes to back That's the airplane that Lindbergh will take around the world I know it's not so what one of the crucial clues here I think would be do not drop me, but let me fall instead. This is definitely something that you would describe as letting fall, but you wouldn't want to drop. Well, I do want, if I can talk through it, a little bit, JPC with you since you know the answer.

Starting point is 00:46:35 I do know famously, Gimli did not want to be tossed, right? Yes, is it a dwarf? No, Adelby, you are the closest with Gimli that anyone else has got to this riddle. I'm gonna venture a guess. I'd like to venture a guess here. I think it's a tool. I think it's a hammer. It is a hammer.

Starting point is 00:46:56 Gimli is tool. And my axe. Well, yeah, I guess he used an axe. Yeah, so where did the Gimli think of him? Whoa, yo, bro, are you saying that all dwarves use hammers, bro? That's like, yo. Well, this is not a fuck. This is it, this is my last show. The words are coming for me.

Starting point is 00:47:13 Made the connection. The guy, whoa, that's the actor's name who plays Gimli. John Wright, David. Yeah, he's David. So he's in Indiana Jones and stuff, but he's also the villain in Princess Diaries, too. Oh, I didn't know that. Actually, that might not be true. Let me know.

Starting point is 00:47:29 It's true. This is a misinformation podcast where we just put out lies into the world. No, actually, I know that is true because I was the princess in Princess Diaries. It was so funny because I was about to say I've never seen Aaron have so much confidence about something she said and then she immediately backed her Aaron somewhere out there listening and halfway just dropped her phone in a pool He played this count Mayberry

Starting point is 00:47:55 He's the villain. He's him and Chris Pine or the villain, but she isn't falling in love with Chris Pine. Please check out princess diaries, too Take a break from playing Fall Guys and take up Princess Diaries 2. Enter a promo code Hey Rittle Rittle on your copy of Princess Diaries 2. Write it in the back of your DVD. And you can play S and half away in Fall Guys. Alright, here's a lot of the unhathaway skin. All she does is lament for eight minutes and then die and then accept an award. Mm-hmm. She's incredible though, you know.

Starting point is 00:48:29 I eat and sleep while my brother fights. You trap me at home and ignore his plight. Liam Garner. He is the meaner, the fiercer of us to, yet I am the one who more oft killed by you. Liam. Who is my brother? Liam Hemsworth? It's the Hemsworth brothers. who more often killed by you. Who is that brother? And who am I? Who am I?

Starting point is 00:48:45 It's the Hemsworth Brothers. Oh, I would be so happy if the Hemsworth Brothers were an answer to a riddle. Oh, man. You heard them, listeners. You want to get all the show? Read us in the Hemsworth Brothers. What would that riddle be?

Starting point is 00:48:59 You want to make it? I don't know. Two matter and one does not. One's the high. Oh. Oh. Yeah, both are. One's the hot. Oh. Yeah. Both are. That's a good view, though.

Starting point is 00:49:09 I do. You don't know what's two I'm talking about. That's true. I'm going to go for it. That's true. One was Thor and one is Liam. But real girls love Luke. That's true.

Starting point is 00:49:21 I was not. Unfortunately, it is not the hymnsworth brothers. Can we hear that riddle one more time? I eat and sleep while my brother fights. You trap me at home and ignore his plight. He is the meanor, the fiercer of us to, yet I am the one more oft killed by you. Who is my brother and what am I?

Starting point is 00:49:40 Is it fucking like day and night or salt and pepper or something? It is not day and night, it is not salt and pepper. Is it in Vogue? TLC? No, you're so close, and I'll just give you four or five more. You're circling. Tango and cash.

Starting point is 00:49:57 Resilient Isles. I can't do it. No, I'm sorry, it's not. Twitter and Facebook. Twitter and Facebook. No, it needs sorry, it's not. Twitter and Facebook. No, it seems like Franklin and Bash. It seems like such a crude answer, but is it like right hand left hand, and the left hand is like playing with your dangle on your car, whatever your right hand is out doing in the world, you know, shaking hands.

Starting point is 00:50:22 Well, Freddie is right about the location of the dling that is not the correct answer to the riddle. But is it your, please? Is it a frown in a smile? Ooh, it is not a frown in a smile. Is it the left and right brain by chance? These are all really great answers. Let me help you, let me help you, I don't wanna, I think just maybe gives it a little away a little too much, but um. Wait, when I'm

Starting point is 00:50:52 asleep my brother fights, oh, Aaron, it's Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm Danny DeVito and I'm Danny DeVito and Twens. These are, Oh wait, is it Jacqueline Hyde? Like literally just Jacqueline Hyde? No, but that is close because I think that these are, well, I mean, I guess that's maybe not. Drama and comedy. It is a living thing. It is not concepts.

Starting point is 00:51:21 This is, Jacqueline Hyde was close to the law. Theater is a live JPC. It's a living, Archlin. It's a living thing This is, Jacqueline High was close to it. Peter is alive, JPC. He's living on TV. It's a living thing, calm down, Jacqueline. Nice. It is, thank you. It's a living thing. Yeah, but the creatures, I will say.

Starting point is 00:51:37 Creatures. The answer to this. Like a mouse and a rat, or let's see here. Got bear, like, is it a bear that's asleep? It's like, I'm a bear. Sleep. It's not bear. Sleep. It's not a bear. Uh, creatures.

Starting point is 00:51:48 He is the meaner, the fiercer of us to yet I am the one more off-killed by you. It's kind of the same animal, but it's like it's not really the same animal. It's a good dog and a wolf. He's very close. Oh, you're a minor kind. No, not how's cut in line, not dog and wolf. One you eat. One you eat, yes.

Starting point is 00:52:04 Oh, well, listen, I just not to say, I'm just saying if you're an omnivore, you better fucking be an omnivore. And if you're not gonna, that's it. Omni means everything, so. It's it. Is it some kind of bird? Is it like a goldfish and a fish?

Starting point is 00:52:17 It's not like a goldfish and a fish. Not a chicken and a velociraptor? No. I'll give you one more time. I eat and sleep while Erin? Yes, a pig and a boar? No. I'll give you one time. I eat and sleep while Erin yes a pig and a boar a boar Erin will with the combo with I feel like I just kind of swooped in on

Starting point is 00:52:34 Erin's answer there so I feel like Erin you should get the cr... I would have never said boar I would have never said boar my eyes got really wide and I was like don't say hog. So I was close with the dinglewing, because the hog, closest to the anyone. Oh, yeah. Damn, I didn't give you that, Freddie.

Starting point is 00:52:52 I know, listen, the scoreings a little bit suspect, but Freddie's got maybe three of them right, but yes, the score he gets is us. Speaking of us, we have to move on. It's not my purpose, but I'm often thrown by humans having fun and steeds having none. And occasionally, I'm also a decoration shown. What am I? A saddle.

Starting point is 00:53:14 It's a horse shoe, I believe. Yeah. Ooh, nice. I like the idea of steeds having none. So that inspired me. I mean, horses fucking love running. Like you can't look at a horse and be like, I bet you wouldn't think that fucking guy hates his running.

Starting point is 00:53:30 Like they have a great time, I would know. I bet horses are like those bros that are always like, yo check out this book, born to run, like change my life. I'm literally looking at that book right now. Literally every person. In that spirit, I would like to see a scene. Let's do a Freddy Beth in Addle You are going to be like three very

Starting point is 00:53:51 Cady horses on a farm and you're like serving the rest of the animals on the farm and you are having none of it Yeah Look at all of these freaks Oh Look at all of these freaks. Oh my god. Oh my god. She thinks that that's a main More like a lame Look at those pigs rolling and shit. Oh disgusting. You think that's it? They don't even know. They don't even know they don't even know. I've got to fly near my tail If you could just kind of shf with your tail. Like, get it off.

Starting point is 00:54:26 Yeah, grandpa's stories. Let me get that for you. Whisk, Whisk. Oh my god. Thank you. What? Thank you. You're welcome, grandpa's stories.

Starting point is 00:54:33 We all have weird names because we're horses. And that's it. That's just what we do. Put up. Uh, uh, Chachky Williams. Yeah. Uh, uh, just who have you been? You've been quiet. Who have you been observing on the farm? uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Chachki Williams? Yeah, uh, Ch I know I would know and they do not Yes, yes

Starting point is 00:55:05 Look at it gaze longing the upon it. Yes indeed longing leave is a relative word Joshki I've told you time and before the horses or at least our click click click plop We tend to be the mean girls at the at the table of that makes sense. We tend to judge the other barnyard animals No, we're the main girls. We're the main. Uh oh. Girls on main. But Chashky, I've seemed to notice it for the past two weeks since you've been eating with us

Starting point is 00:55:33 here at this trough and through the old bags. I seem that you, all you do is compare your dick to other animals. Is that, I'm sorry, is that not what we were, is that not what we were supposed to be doing? I just thought that we were ready. I have time, we're talking to the three cows who are talking about them guys. They're gonna figure out that he's a cow and not a horse I feel like he's going it over there

Starting point is 00:55:52 That's what he hits what he gets for abandoning the nerdy cow click, you know like we're all cows here cows are supposed to be cool and he just was like I'm gonna I'm gonna piece out and be a horse now So frick him I, I say. I can hear the hurt in your voice. He hurt me. He was my friend. Watch, I bet he doesn't even recognize me anymore. Hey, hey, hey, hey, couch-skie.

Starting point is 00:56:17 Hey, hey, Jeff, you're a cow. You're gonna blow it. You're gonna blow it, Jeff. The cows, the cows talking to us pay them no mind. Hey. Did you hear him say that? He's changed, man. I told you.

Starting point is 00:56:32 He's cold. He has the world the sky's ever seen. Cows are so, um, mon-main. Get it like a main joke again, but it's a mundane. Girls, while you're here, I was just wondering, um, could one of you milk me? Uh, I need to be milked. What?

Starting point is 00:56:48 Just these things under here, yes. Just say jerked off. What do you mean? No, no, no, it's not quite there, but just, you know, it's just, I've to call it a lot of, um, milk. Okay, let me, quite... Quite down here to your bag of dicks. That we, we seemingly brush under the rug.

Starting point is 00:57:03 It's normal. It's totally normal. It told you it's a genetic thing. Everyone had it in my family's had it. It's totally normal. It's a genetic thing. Everyone has been my family's had it. It's totally fine. Fine if it's normal. I'm just saying compared to us, you have a bag of dicks. We have to step in. This is horrible to watch. It's just so weird. No, I'm kidding.

Starting point is 00:57:17 Guys, guys, sure we didn't want to watch. I have his sound design that we can do there. There's a lot of sound, like effects and just a really squelchy. We didn't get this riddle, but we solved improv. I'm confused as to whether Freddie was a male cow or a female cow that would have an under right. Is he gonna me? It doesn't matter.

Starting point is 00:57:40 Oh, she did it right. I have not even, I didn't even realize that. My God. Clearly I've not grown up on a farm. I know nothing this is right. I have not even I didn't even realize that my god. Clearly. I've now grown up on a farm I don't know nothing about farming animals. Hey horses just there joke enough for cow Oh We're back to battle We just read the original charlotte's web that got

Starting point is 00:58:02 We just read the original Charlottes web that got a band, EBY, and a lot of stuff up in the world. They had too hot for second grade Charlottes web. EBY was a fucking pervert. So I'm gonna be like, some cock. Some dick. So this is the last one that Rome, this is the last one that,

Starting point is 00:58:20 the last one that Rome sent in. Half of me burns, but I feel no pain. At night, I'm called lovely, but in the day, I seem plain. Your mom. Yeah! Oh! Oh! Sorry, guys.

Starting point is 00:58:35 I don't know why I'm being so mean tonight. I'm normally... That's the energy I ever took. That's okay. You were just mean to the listener, Rome. I'm normally super mean. Rome, your mom. No, I'm sure your mom is lovely.

Starting point is 00:58:49 Half of me burns. My mom, she's awful. They're just saying, you're breaking my love you mom. I know. Oh wow, I am lovely. So what is it, can we hear that one more time? Half of me burns, but I feel no pain.

Starting point is 00:59:03 At night, I'm called lovely, but in the day I seem plain. A candle? Yeah. Ooh, that's so good. I love that, but I can't fire it all. It's not a candle. I think that kind of works though. Half of me burns, but I feel no pain.

Starting point is 00:59:17 I will say that the burning is, it's not like literal fire. It's a firefly. The moon. Adel is correct, it is a firefly. No. Or I guess some people call them lightning bugs, some people in Indiana call them lightning bugs. I have a question for the group about fireflies. My boyfriend's family are, they grew up in Illinois

Starting point is 00:59:36 and they said that growing up, they used to go out with a whistle ball bat and hit fireflies every night during the summer to see them fly. I heard that was horrified, have never heard of that before. You're correct. A horrible way to die.

Starting point is 00:59:51 Do people do that? You're correct. It's horrible. I knew people who I didn't do this, but I grew up in a small town, I grew up all over, but I spent time in a small town where other kids would wait,

Starting point is 01:00:03 because if you kill a firefly while they're glowing, they stay glowing. And so I know people who would like put a firefly in a jar and as soon as they lit up, they'd like shake the jar to like knock them out or kill them. And then you could like smear their butts and it would like the glow would like smear on their clothes or something.

Starting point is 01:00:20 So I knew a lot of kids who would do that. And to me it was horrifying, but. That's a sort of lie shit. That's and to me it was horrifying but um I'm actually like a kid on the clues. That's what the that's what's in the glow stick at a rate. It's a place with firefly butts in there. And come to think of it, the same kid used to pee his pants. He used to torture small animals. This set things on fire.

Starting point is 01:00:37 I hope those fireflies are in the same part of heaven as those turkeys that get sent into I want to say that kid's name was Ron Wayne. Ron Wayne. Ron Wayne. Geez. If someone killed me in a jar and then smeared my butt everywhere, so way. That's the identity. I wanna see a scene.

Starting point is 01:00:55 That's how I wanna go. I wanna see a scene. This is Aaron, Beth, and Will, and the three of you are your three Southern... southern kids uh... on a on a starfield night out in the countryside and uh... your your playing with fireflies i don't know y'all i feel like

Starting point is 01:01:16 we got an upgrade to real fire i was gonna say we got upgrade a real bad i'm'm sick of this wifful bad Why don't we just hit a big old fire with a bat with a metal bat? Well, because then you don't see it go on and off again the big pinning thing about the bugs You they go on they go off and they go on and they go off and they go on and they go You're gonna be an incredible scientist one day if you just my mama says as when my mama says She says time you your brain that goes on and it goes off, it goes on, it goes off, it goes, yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:50 You got a future as bright as these bugs, but I'll tell you that much. Me and Will aren't going anywhere. Shoot, and this dead end, one horse with a dick in a cow water town Shucks or get it. I'm gonna cut one. Yeah, but firefly. I mean let them book Let's try not to name it Okay Okay Hold it real still I'll get the bat. Okay, just just hold it up

Starting point is 01:02:22 I'm gonna use the metal bat this time. Well, can you see it against the darker? Shoot I put it in front of my face so you can see like the light. Yeah, put it right in front of your face I'm gonna I'm gonna swing my metal bat at it But Tommy if you make eye contact with it, you're gonna connect to it So be careful and we cut to later that night Aaron you were sleeping in bed having nightmares about what what you and your friends did and Visiting you and your dreams is a fire Zone, Nathan Philly, and played by JPC. Oh my god. If I were 48, I would find your sex appeal unmatched.

Starting point is 01:03:05 Alright, 48, that's kind of cool. No, I mean you're hot to any age, but I feel like specifically. Okay, fine, I mean yeah, but I correct me if I wrong, and you can tell me, because I can't really see what I look like. Am I Firefly, Aron, Nathan Filion? Because then 48 is kind of too old. Or am I, oh, what's the one where I'm like the castle? Castle, thank you. I'm sorry, this is Alan Tudyk.

Starting point is 01:03:35 Can you joke me? Can you joke me? Can you joke me on my dream? Hey, let me count again. One big Tudyk. Hey, I'm Alan Tudix I'm sorry that's stand-up comedian Alan Tudix that's Alan Tudix I'm trying to tell you that your castle Nathan fill in hey Nathan fill and you remember doctor horrible

Starting point is 01:03:59 Yeah, that was like 20 fucking years ago. I'm Shit I'm gonna tell if this is a dream or a nightmare, so do you have whiskey? Hasle me the fill in? Yeah. Oh shit. Oh, to be honest. I feel like this is a dream or a nightmare. So. Do you have whiskey? Do I? I love somebody who's in a movie. I love somebody who's in a movie.

Starting point is 01:04:14 I can't believe you had a dream about the rookies. I think it's... I love somebody visiting your dream and going, can I get a drink? Or saying that another person gave them a ride to your dream and going, can I get a drink? Yeah, you're a whistler. Or saying that another person gave them a ride to your dream. So real quick, I want to get this in because this is a listener. His name is Scott, wrote into the show, and said, he says very nice things about the show, but specifically,

Starting point is 01:04:42 Scott says, I found you guys through a recommendation from the DM of the podcast Dungeons and Daddies, and I have been hoping for a crossover episode ever since. So, since Scott was hoping for a crossover episode and ever since, this email came like a month ago, so you didn't have to wait very long, Scott. Scott, you fucking let it. Scott, Scott, it's a gravitation. Scott sends in a game for us to play, and it's a game I think that we'll all be kind of on equal footing to play. So we have a segment on this

Starting point is 01:05:12 show where if one of us says something that is absolutely wild, another one will say that's going to be a dead stop. So Scott has designed a game that replaces that dead stop with things that rhyme with those two words So an example is that that Scott puts is what's it gonna be when you don't want to burn a rhyme in the samples But want to show the form and that's gonna be a dead strap now I know that that's a very confusing But the rest of the easier I think you understand though, that it's like dead, something that rhymes with dead, stops something that rhymes with stop.

Starting point is 01:05:51 Cool. And these are all like full on rhymes, no Emily Dickinson, slant rhyme. Like, Scott put a bunch of these in here, and I think that they degrade in quality as you go on earth. No, no, Scott in fact, did say they become a stretch to be considered a riddle.

Starting point is 01:06:08 The difficulty stays the same the entire way through. But I just want to give a quick shout out. Thank you to Freddie for someone finally having the guts to take Dickinson down a pig. Yeah, right, the fucking time here. She's added too good for Tula. We get it, it's a hummingbird guy. So what's it going gonna be when you're looking for a business that just sells Nutella, peanut butter, and jams?

Starting point is 01:06:33 A spreadsheet? It's a spreadsheet. Well, at one point, these points, I won't keep track of these points. We'll just throw the wrap album, so we gotta be careful. I take you to the spreadsheet. It's also in a spreadsheet.

Starting point is 01:06:44 Yeah. It's also in an adult arcade is called as Bread Shop. Oh, no. You're breading the ones for later. What's it gonna be when you finish your spaghetti, but there's still some sauce at the bottom of the plate. Bread mop? Not mop. Soap.

Starting point is 01:07:00 Soap. I'm sorry, bread soap, bread soap. It is a bread soap, thank you. Soap. I guess what you do to barbecue, bread, stop. It is a bread, stop, thank you. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I guess what you do to barbecue, stop is what you do with bread. Is spaghetti bread?

Starting point is 01:07:12 Okay. Yeah, let's move on. We'll throw that one out here. I don't wanna add a look at the point. I'm in the lead, I'm gonna, I'm gonna sports the earth, I'm winning this podcast. Move on. I promise you, we will have you back on our other podcasts

Starting point is 01:07:24 to talk about is spaghetti bread, but we just do that every time. I will say, I can't remember who's this podcast or I promise, I promise you, we will have you back on our other podcasts to talk about is spaghetti bread, but we just do that. I can't remember if it was this podcast or another one, but I did make a huge, I fought valiantly for there should be more sandwiches that involve pasta, like putting tortellini in between two pieces of brioche or something, there should be pasta sandwiches. So, Brett, so spaghetti bread. Well, you can make a sandwich just with pasta, so it's not bread. That's right, that's right. Again, I will invite you all to come back on the other show and we can really get into this.

Starting point is 01:07:49 The next one is, what's it gonna be when someone dies in Greek mythology and the camera cuts to three Greek fates? Ed, piss. A dead hop. It's not a dead hop. So this is, I think like a, someone again. It's not a dead hop. So this is, I think like a... Oh.

Starting point is 01:08:08 Can you get one again? When someone, what's it gonna be when someone dies in Greek mythology and the camera cuts to the three Greek fates? When you die in Greek mythology, like there's a metaphor for your life that kind of stretches. I don't think a thread, a I thread a thread. A thread. Dead.

Starting point is 01:08:26 Dread chop. Dread chop. Dread chop. It is a thread chop. If you see it, Hercules, those the fates cut that little string. Yes. And James Woods is being a fucking piece of shit.

Starting point is 01:08:36 What's it going to be when King Louis the 16th goes post potatoes dies during the French Revolution? Head chop. Head drop. Head shop. Head, it is head. It is head. What's another word that rhymes with that plop?

Starting point is 01:08:53 Take off the pee? Lop. Yes, good. And you took off the correct pee. Cause you could just just said, blow, blow, blow, blow. Beth had that right three different ways. It is a head, lop, blow.

Starting point is 01:09:04 Head, blow. What's it gonna be when everyone shows up to see Adil get married? Headflow. Beth had that right three different ways. It is a headflow. Headflow. What's it gonna be when everyone shows up to see Adil get married? But instead, Aaron and Sean take the altar. It's better wedding. Yeah, that one breaks the floor back, but that's correct. A wedding swap. A wedding swap.

Starting point is 01:09:20 Oh, we'll see. Whoa. Let's see. What's it gonna be when an innovative janitor invents a new way to clean the floors of the downhill corridors? A sled mop. Yes! Whoa!

Starting point is 01:09:35 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say suck it. It's a sled mop. No, we should. We should have to suck it. What's it gonna, okay, can I ask one? Yes. Instead of what's it gonna be it's gonna be how's it gonna be when you're sure I'm not there? Third I bind? Okay go back to the fucking riddles or whatever. That's gonna be a jumper.

Starting point is 01:09:56 What's it gonna be when you hire people to cover up a scandal and destroy records such as Watergate. Uh, feds. It's not fed. What are they doing? What are they actually doing to the records? Shred shred shred shred shred. Shred ops shred. Shred ops.

Starting point is 01:10:17 Yep. It's a shred op op. That's the new quality duty game, I think, was. Yeah, it's just you in an office. Two hours till the feds come. Shit, shit, shit, shit. Uh, these are great. This is what's it gonna be when Canada's linguistic differences matches their relational position to the United States.

Starting point is 01:10:40 Zed. Top. Zed Top. Wow, these are kill mes. Which is my- Zed's Top, baby. That Top. Wow, you're such a cool these. Which is my baby. That's like you want to call ZZ Top and Canada. I honestly when I read the answer Zed Top, I thought it was going to be a ZZ Top thing. What's it going to be when the terrible lunch person scooped servings of amorphous food adjacent goo that the children are expected to eat? Slop. Slop. Slop. Slop. It feels like Glock is one to eat. Slop. Slop.

Starting point is 01:11:05 Glop. Feels like Glock is one of them. Slop. It is Slop. Slop. But it's like, this stuff feels you with terror. Dread. Dread.

Starting point is 01:11:15 I said Dread. It is Dread Slop. Dread. Slop. This is the last one that Scott puts on. What's it gonna be when a child who is incorrectly using a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the a child who is incorrectly using the the the Soros to sound smarter teaches other children to play a game with squares. They drew on the sidewalk got it in a red hop because I would say me making fun of me. Fred hop right.

Starting point is 01:11:36 Soros, you know, I don't know. I couldn't have known that you were going to be out the show for this. But they did say it was crossover. So I will give it to you. He said, tread hop, so I will give it to you. He's in Treadhop, but I will give a Fred hop. That's a hot hop. Because you did say that when you were a child, you would cheat to sound smarter.

Starting point is 01:11:51 Yeah, yeah. Using a bizarre and learning the English language, cheating. The education is stupid and you can quote me on that. Stupid. I just thought of one. What about when you, what's it gonna be when you wear your outdated white shoes into a cornfield?

Starting point is 01:12:11 A kid. Can't crop. Yeah, kid crop. Yeah, kid crop. Nice. Speaking of kid crop. Let's go ahead and get into our plugs. Thank you so much Scott for sending those in.

Starting point is 01:12:23 That's great. Let's start with Will Campos. Do you have anything you want to plug? Yeah, I'll plug. We do a podcast called Tungents of Tatties and we do another one called Story Break. That's a lot of fun. It's a writers room podcast where we take,

Starting point is 01:12:38 we have an hour to come up with a plot for a movie based on like an IP or whatever. I bombing the pictures. One of our most recent episodes, we just took Disney Channel original movie posters and we had to come without movie posters. Without not knowing what it is. And those posters are wild.

Starting point is 01:12:54 Yeah, they're very good. The last thing I'll plug is Frazier. Go watch Frazier's great. Good, best to come. That's right, Denials, not just the brother on Frazier. Beth, how do you... How do you guess this for what you're gonna plug, Will? It would not have been for real.

Starting point is 01:13:07 Beth, what do you want to plug in? What's your favorite 90s to come? Okay, so yeah, I'm also on this podcast and I've been heard a bit called Dungeons and Datties. And... We have, yes. That's great. You can follow me on Twitter or Instagram if you want.

Starting point is 01:13:24 Hey, Beth May, that's hey, like saying hi Instagram if you want at hey, Beth May, that's hey, like saying hi, Beth, like my name, then May, like the month. And then 90 sitcoms, um, you know, I got to go with Seinfeld. I know I'm like, ultimately not really smart enough to have been influenced by it, but like, you know, I mean, you know, when you go on a date with somebody and they're like, oh, my favorite show growing up with Seinfeld, I'm like, really? And this is the result of that. Like, um, yeah, but it is my favorite, genuinely.

Starting point is 01:13:46 That's so funny. That is so funny. Freddie, anything you want to look? Yeah, so my appearance is brought to you by Urbal Life. Nutrition made with your goals in mind. Go to urballife.com. Use my promo code F long to get 15% off your first order. Make money, make a difference.

Starting point is 01:14:02 I need you guys to sign up under my affiliate code. That's on my Twitter under F long. Hey, hun, you heard a Mary K. GPC, anything you want to mention? No, you can follow me on Twitch at Shark Parkman and then all the other stuff that I do and stuff. Aaron? You can follow me, Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram.

Starting point is 01:14:22 My favorite 90s sitcom is Maybe Will and Grace. And I want to plug a little game called Fall Guys. Also, Princess Diaries 2 should be re-released in theaters in the coming weeks. And also, the three of us, myself, JPC and Erin, we did a bonus episode of Dungeons and Daddies, which should be out around this time or sometime soon, I believe.

Starting point is 01:14:47 Yes, there could be. Yesterday or tomorrow. And we, oh, holy shit, we had such a fun time. I don't know, can I, should I say what the premise was? Is that going to? Yeah. Well, we did a, basically, a D&D game inside the movie Conair, and it was such a fucking blast. But you didn't know it was Conair until a little bit.

Starting point is 01:15:04 Yeah, until maybe half way through. So please check that out as well. And Aaron, I don't know, we've talked now about two different Nicholas Cage movies. He did one where he was an astronaut that got shelved because he did it under the name Nicholas Coppola. Do you know the name of that movie? Jupiter.

Starting point is 01:15:22 Five forever. Three, four, five. in that movie? Jupiter. Five forever. by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemours. Hey, if you liked that, then you're gonna love this. On this week's Patreon, we talk about some scary stories, and we have some improv scenes about them. So, if you wanna hear that, go to patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle, you can join the clue crew for $5 a month, or the review crew for $8 a month. See you there!

Hey Riddle Riddle - #112: Riddies & Daddies

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