Hey Riddle Riddle - #113: Auto-tune Bird Sounds

Episode Date: September 16, 2020

The Clue Crew is back with another unhealthy dose of riddle nonsense. This one's got everything: instant applause breaks, a Canadian Moses, Adal finally standing up for himself, JPC finally standing up for his nose, and Erin celebrating the turn of the leaves! All that plus a brand new segment that you're sure to enjoy. It must be #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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but I'm not. JPC Adel's faking sick, so he doesn't have to find riddles. No, no. Casey cut out Aaron, prompt me to join the covers. And Casey, and Edel say yes, yes, because I think it's more better for Heightning. Casey, from this point on, for the rest of the episode, auto tune JPC. No, no, I'm Casey's master this episode. I get to could try to get full control of Casey.

Adel, you said you get to most of the show. I get Casey control. Cut them out of all episodes and then re-release. Wait, Casey, just auto-tune me for this moment. I'm at a rify and I'm singing like a fucking dream. Casey, delete all episodes from the feed and replace it with just bird sounds. Hey, we're the Voodles bird sounds now. Auto-tune those bird sounds. Autotune this. I can't do this anymore.

I can't do this anymore. Farts, I'm Adolfi, I'm JPC. And I'm Aaron Keith. And this is, hey, Adotune, Adotune. And it's a blast, it's a joy. And our editor's name is Casey, if you didn't pick that up, got to take a close. And Casey inserts, insert laughter here.

Into the podcast. Please clap. Please laugh. How's everybody feeling? How's everybody feeling for the week? I'm doing good. Here, I have a few things to mention. Okay. One, I have a pulling out stone tablets.

This is big. Okay. One, Dr. V, don't take the large name in vain. Uh, two don't take drugs in your veins. Uh, what else? What else? God, this doesn't go a fucking Christian. Don't covet your new bird's woof. God, this has a really bad hand writing Don't call back your new boots, woof. Canadian Moses. Oh, talking to a burning bush. Look, somebody ordered a Canadian Moses.

I don't know who it was, man. I'm not taking another one of these bags to the bar. My favorite breakfast. Burning bush, I wish we were burning LeBette Blue. Adel, what did you want to tell us? Yeah, I'm sorry. So there's big news on the Adelfront, I know I think it was on a regular episode.

Maybe it's on a Patreon, but I mentioned like I'm very passive. I hate conflict. Conflict comes to me, but I typically I try and avoid it at all times. But the other day I went to Wendy's to get a breakfast sandwich. Okay. And because we had no groceries. So I went to Wendy's to get a breakfast sandwich. They messed up my order. they gave me the wrong sandwich, they forgot two other items in my order, and they never gave me a receipt,

and all four employees had their mask down, not covering their noses. And I got home, when I saw all that, I was like, that's fine, then I got home and opened the bag and saw that everything was absolutely fucked. And I was like, never in my life have I ever done this, but I think I'm going to stand up for myself and I'm going to like tweet it when these are something.

So this is pretty big because I never do this. It's like causes me so much anxiety that I never would do it. But all those people fired. And I was like, can I just put an interject in here? Yeah. And I was like, what's in my life? I've been a stand up for myself. I'm going to tweet at when I tweet it when this is where I'm like, I'll never. I'll gonna tweet at Wendy's. This is where I'm like, stick to your courage. I'll always do it, but I'll always fire my gun behind Bulletproof Glass.

I was like 20,000 followers, it's like, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna use my platform. I'm finally gonna find it in really nice. I also did like the period before the at sign, so whatever that's called. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did it towards like, hidden or whatever. Yes, so it's like semi-hidden.

So I tweeted at them and kind of let them know the situation. And within like two minutes, Wendy's DM me and they're like, hey, we're starting here about this. Give us your information and we'll figure something out. And as soon as that happened, I immediately deleted my tweet because I panicked. And I was like, oh God, they reached out and like I don't know what to do.

And now I'm in Barristan. I was like, I did think like, what if these don't know what to do. And now I'm in Barristan, I was like, I did think like, what if these people get fired and they're just trying to survive and I'm this asshole who's complaining about a $3 order. So I immediately deleted my tweet and was trying to backpedal. And then Wendy's was like,

we're gonna have someone reach out to you to figure out the situation. And now nobody's reached out to me. And now I'm panicking because I gave them my name and number and stuff. So we'll see what happens, but I tried to take a stand and I crumbled. And that's why I don't take stands.

This is amazing, Adolf. But one thing I would like to add is I think Wendy's just recently started doing breakfast, too. Yeah. I think that they are new to the breakfast front. So if this was for people trying to get their confidence up on a thing that could not familiar with, it's what a time, what a time for you. What a time for you. So I just want to apologize to Wendy's. I am so sorry for standing

up for myself. Please do whatever you want with my order and I apologize. Good taking a stand, buddy. Yeah, thank you. The thing is, I think for most things and most people, as long as you're not just an absolute asshole about it, I think it's fine to just tell like a customer service person, like, hey, like this, I think this was wrong. It's no one's fault. I would love it if it could be remedied in this way. Yeah.

And most corporate policies have a way to do that. You know, like, I don't think that, I think if you try to be like a dickhead about it, it's an awful thing to do, but, Adel, I don't think there's anything wrong with standing up for yourself and being like, hey, this is not the thing that I ordered, and I would really love the thing that I ordered.

And I don't know what to put blame on anyone. I would just love to have the thing that I want. Yeah, and I, well, thank you for giving me permission to do that. I'll never do it again, but I appreciate that. I also, I just, I just, I just, I also like sweat it over the wording of it, because I didn't want to, I just basically stated the facts

because I've seen so many people be like, at Wendy's, you need to get, you know, like, what's going, you know, so I just tried to be like, here on the barebone. I said, oh, fuck you know, so I just tried to be like hero the barebone. I said, oh fuck you. But I didn't want to have like a, um, I didn't want to have any sort of like, I'm, I'm trying to rally my followers behind this or something because I'm like, I hope people don't see this. You're like, it's embarrassing.

Jim, can you help me workshop the word choice on this because I want to call them dick atars, but I don't know if people get that it's like a minotard thing. Do you think? I don't think it's ours. Can I just call them clowns? Would that read better? This is also me, we went to a Gemini near like a antique mall and we stopped in because there's nobody there.

And me haggling is like this where I'm like, how much is this in there? Like make me an offer and I'm like, I don't know, $800 and they're like, okay, I'm like, how much is this in there? Like, make me an offer and I'm like, I don't know, $800 and they're like, okay, and I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm like, this is a vase and it's $4. This is a lemonade, sir.

How much? $4. Do you have changed for a 20? No. Would you accept $20? We did buy, we bought like a, a gem about this. So she got like $100 off of it. So it was $800.

But we bought this like 1950s salon chair. So it's lime green, super cool, like a poultry leather, I believe. And then there's like one of those domes that drops down over your head to dry your hair. Sure. And it all works, like it's all in working condition. But we bought that because we're hopefully moving

into this new house and we're like, this could go in the basement as like a fun statement piece with the Tiki bar. I don't know if it will, but that's the mindset we're at where we're so stir crazy that we're just like, we should just buy stuff that we're maybe gonna put somewhere. So you don't know if the weirdo chair

that Jim and Bob will make it into your basement interesting, so interesting. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Interesting. So interesting. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, no, no, no. Aaron, how's your week? OK, I went a little stir crazy and took all the time. Chinese food. Yeah. Fall decorations out of storage.

And I decorated for fall already. And it was 90, something degrees today. Definitely different vibe inside of my apartment than outside. Just doing that. The only inside of your apartment that we have seen, Aaron, since we've been in lockdown is your closet. And it does not look like your fall decorations are much different than... Well, that's not true. I think I see a sweater there. Okay. Well, challenge accepted. Next time you record it's gonna look bat shit and sane. I air it just for this.

Aaron did just learn how to do virtual backgrounds recently and she's just been googling us and putting pictures that she finds of us. And of virtual backgrounds. My favorite is a, I don't think a slaughtering picture of me exists. Casey's incredible black and white head shot that I will just put up during sound check. Which when you put it up, I go, who is that, Sean Aston? You're like, no, Casey, I was like, whoa.

JPC, how was your week? That is good. I feel that on certain days, I maybe it's just been since I've been spending so much time inside, but my allergies, like on a scale of one to 10, will be like one to three most of the time in terms of just like low impact. Maybe I'm sneezing, but some days I wake up and it is just like your allergies are going

to grab your face and then drag it over asphalt for like 40 miles an hour all day because it just like it comes out of nowhere. And today is one of those like eight or nine days with just being so fucking congested. But. Well, it's early in the episode, but we gotta go. JPC, we're gonna take your allergies to court. Are you ready? Yeah, I guess they don't really have a defense

on how Jesus can make it. All rise for allergy judge. Please, please be seated. Please be seated. My name is allergy judge. Please, please be seated. Please be seated. My name is allergy judge. Outside of it all down. Okay. All right.

A true true train. Can we get that for the right here? Okay. Yes, of course. We're near train tracks, so we might have a lot of true true trains coming by. Let's have the defendant want to come in here and explain your situation. Hi, my name is JPC.

I guess I'm, boy, it's really hard to think about what the correct term is. I'm the victim of the, I'm the victim of the big set piece of the boofy of the trial. Does that make sense? Great. I've been wronged. So are you familiar with a little green thing

that is the Musomex monster? Oh yeah, yes it is. The little Italian gentleman who I believe. He's been in this court many times. Sure. Well, his name is Musomek. Yes, he's a nickel eye. He is living in my nose right now,

causing quite a stir. It's, he's causing me to sneeze. He's causing me to just leak quite a stir. It's he's he's causing me to sneeze. He's causing me to just leak quite a stir. Ooh Chinese food. One track by judge. Leak, you know, just a moisture out of my face. It's just causing me all kinds of annoyance. I find mucinic.

Yo, you're on it. Let me say something. I represent mucinic. And all I have to say is he has a family to support without the respiratory system of a 1JPC, his family will be homeless. Do you really want a terrifying thing that should have never existed that everyone dread seeing on TV to be homeless? Sustained. Bull resources are what we should all be working towards. If you can name the three family members that Musinik has,

I'll throw this case out of court. This judge really has an agenda that he's trying to push out the court. Kid dog wife, you're honor. You're honor. You're honor. You're honor. My name's Kig Dog wife. May I please...

I'm a Musinik's partner. May I please make a a I'm at Musinix partner May I please make a statement? Yes, please I also want Musinix out. He don't claim he don't cook. He don't make nobody He just he just sits around the table in his he don't pull on Superman's cape He don't fit into the wind. He don't sure. Yeah, it is not the old Dirty t-shirt. It's dirty as soon as he puts it on. Smoke it in his cigarettes and do enough. And I want him out of this JPC. I'm confused, so I'm gonna say seen. Sorry, JPC, I tried to get you a settlement.

That's okay. I'll get my revenge on these allergies because one day I'll be dead with bin blood that they're gonna do. Nothing. That's the spirit, the riddle, the seeds. So let's go ahead and start our riddle podcast. That was the, that, that, that content was the bonus content.

Now we're going to get into the boring riddles. So let's stop the fun and let's, let's have some, some thought. Yeah, we do 10 minutes of Patreon content in every regular episode. So if you what, if you want 40 more minutes of that, head over to patreon.com slash here and over there, then you get the real show. And let me say something.

Oh, go ahead. I was just gonna say what we just screaming each other is jerselled today. Let me say something. If you just heard the last 10 minutes and you don't think you're signed up for Patreon, check your fucking bank statement. Surprise.

We got your ass. Also, do check your bank statement. Surprise! We got your ass. Also, do check your bank statement. That's just like a good financial practice every once in a while. One time in college, I had clicked yes or accept when I was making a payment, and I had signed up for a service for like 11 months, for like $4 a month, and I just never was,

I don't know what the fuck it was, but I canceled it, and I was like, oh, I guess I should check my bank statement. That's what happened to me and my gym. I thought I had canceled my gym membership and then I had been paying for six months and I called them and I was like, can you just, can you, and they were like, no.

Aaron, you're so wealthy you have a gym membership? Mm-hmm, they send me rubies and diamonds in the mail and then I throw them. That is. Yeah, during quarantine, I signed up for a vine of the month club. So I get like an exotic creeping vine delivered by a partner once a month. Well, creeping vine is a little redundant, but we'll let it go. I guess by me saying that, we didn't let it go.

Let's go ahead and get into some warm up, Riddies. Here we go. Here's our first warm up, Rittle. In iron horse with a flax and tail, the faster the horse runs, the shorter his tail becomes. What is it? I hate Riddles. I hate Riddles that rhyme partway, but not all the way. Can I just ask? Because this is something that I can probably Google. But what does flexin mean in this context? Flexin, of course, is this seed? What are the reindeer? Flexin, is that?

Cup, flexin, cupwaco, cupwaco. I want to say a scene. Aaron and JPC, you are Mr. and Mrs. Claus. This is the early years. So you're both in like, I don't know, fucking 20s or something. And you just got some reindeer, you just decide on what your job's gonna be. And you bought a lot of reindeer,

maybe a baker's dozen of a farm, and you're trying to name them. Okay. Okay. Got him in love with you. I know, we are really hot right now, huh? I can hardly take my eyes off of you. Oh my God, we're so in love.

Okay, we got drunk and now we're ready to name them. We got drunk. I'm intoxicated by your beauty and this is something that we'll never fade. And I certainly don't want to become one of those old non-sexual couples who are just as, you know, knitting and doing their activities together. And that'll never be us, baby.

Of course, of course of course You're drawn cuz I'm so hammered. Okay, let's name them let's name them Okay All right, let's love you it. Oh, yeah, that's a that's a Jennifer love you it for sure Let's call this dance dance dance dance dance attack attack dance dance dance dance dance that's a that's a Jennifer love you it for sure Let's call this dance dance a dance a dance a tap a tap a dance dance a dance a dance a dance a Joey Turbiani That was got big Joey Turbiani Prince Prince Prince Prince Prince Prince Prince Prince

Okay, that one's that one's kind of prancing about Okay, let's say Brutal for that one. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Rudolph's this one doing. Oh, I'm so sexy. I'm a bit of a vixen I think we call that one Mrs. Claus That's very sweet so that one Mrs. Claus Hey, my name's Cody This one will be Vixen. Yeah, that's missing for sure This one will be Vixen. Yeah, that's Vixen for sure.

Oh, really, really enjoyed that scene. We might cut that out. We might cut that out and just make that our entire Christmas episode. That's good. In Iron Tail, oh, sorry. In Iron Horse with a Flaxen tail, the faster the horse runs, the shorter his tail becomes. What is it?

Flaxen? I'm going to be honest. I don't, I always assume Flaxen is like shiny. Like, it's, I looked it up, so it's a pale yellowish gray, the color of straw or unspun flex. So it's like a pale yellowy color. Flex, that's what. I'm not sure, so did you give us a hint?

I just did. Oh, you're talking to Adel, my bad. So iron is gonna be a big horse, horse and tail are like misleading. So iron something made of metal, you're going to want to think of. So iron horse and the flax and tail. Moose and fast are the horse runs,

the shorter his tail becomes. So think of something metal with something trailing behind it. Is this like dynamite or a fuse or something like that? Absolutely not. I'm not even good at humor that that's right. I'm not even gonna suggest that that's Is it like a tractor trailer or something or like tractor trailer or soldier spy? Like if I if I ever have a farmed supply company that's what I'm calling it. That's incredible You have my my business. I'm Let's see. Did you guys ever you probably don't remember this, but there was a there's an NBA player like mid 90s Maybe late 90s named tractor his nickname was tractor because his last name was Taylor, but it's like tractor

Taylor was his name and he was just built like a fucking like Box like he's just a massive dude who couldn't run, but he's just very big. Was he built like a brick shit house? I've always wanted to meet somebody who's built like a brick shit house. So think of something metal with something trailing behind it. And the more you do it, the quote unquote, the faster it runs, the shorter the thing behind it becomes.

So this is maybe an activity fairly common place, but the horse in the tail thing is very much analog. So it's not a vehicle of any kind. It's not a vehicle of any kind. It's more, it's like tools you would use, it's tied into activity. Okay, no. These items would be pretty small. I'm at least handheld. The more you do it, so is it dispersing something? You're losing something the more you do it. I'm thinking if it's a cement truck or something that's dumping cement.

Okay, and we're gonna have a- But it's not a vehicle. Hold on, hold on, we're gonna have a dead stop. Okay. You think you can fit a cement truck in your hand. If it's Tonka. Tonka truck. Tonka truck.

I've wanted to say this to you for years. Tonka truck. Tonka truck. To Tonka truck. Uh, but so it's something in your hand. Is it like, um, like seasoning, are you like spreading like salt or pepper or something like that with your fingers?

It's metal right it's something metal metal so Let's see here. This would have to do with thread perhaps oh It's your sewing we're sewing yeah, you're so it's your female deer Air you nailed it. It's Needle thread needle and thread the iron horse with a flexing tail the faster the horse runs the shorter the tail becomes Oh, that makes so much sense. It's sewing Nice jub Also flexing that that should have been a dead giveaway because flexing makes me think of like a loom Yeah, I don't think I've heard the word flexing in outside of a

Medieval like epic fantasy, you know of medieval epic fantasy. You know, either accent, black seed oil, but not black. Yeah, flax in hair is like something you'd read in like a Game of Thrones novel. Well, Addle, anything to plug? Every other book that I read nowadays, they're like, she blonde.

He blonde. She blonde, she blonde. If you didn't hear anything besides that first warmer brutal, that means you're not subscribed to our Patreon. So please subscribe to that because it's now our main feed. Here's our next warm up riddle. What common chemical compound can be represented? H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O?

What common chemical compound can be represented? H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O? Alphabet soup. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D LMNO. Uh huh. So that, that, what I just said represents a chemical compound that's very common. It might as well be a Chicago rapper because it's common. Aaron, um, all this talk about, oh, I got it, I got it. Yes, I'm so smart. All this talk about soup makes me think of, uh, what is that? Animal crackers in my soup.

Is that Shirley Temple? I think it must be. I have to, you've never done this before. I have to assume, I have to assume. You do a killer Shirley Temple. Can we just get a taste of that? Yeah, but only her when she's in her fort. Just get it. And I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, just, I just, I just, just, I just, I just, I just, I just, just, I just, I just, I just, the loop my parents for sweet and to show business. This is not how a kid should spend their days.

Aaron, I love that. If I could offer one note about that Shirley Temple, too much Grinidine. Oh, okay. Let me do it with less than two. We used to call those kitty cocktails where I was from. I love as an adult ordering a kitty cocktail because obviously I don't drink but I well I guess I used to spend a lot of time in bars and that I would go to improv shows and just being like a 30 year old man is like yeah can I have a kitty cocktail? It's a Shirley Temple but I like to call it a kitty cocktail. I love that. It was so cool the first time I looked over at you and I was like, are you are you drinking a Shirley Temple?

And you were like, fuck yeah, I am have a good night One time one time one time Adel sent me a It was I think it was it was dirt when I was at I.O But it was before we knew each other very well I did I had a show and I did good like I it was a good show that I was in and Adel from across the bar sent me a Shirley Temple and he was doing it as like a dick like, hey, have a Shirley Temple. But I got it.

I was like, I fucking love these things. Like, I don't drink. This is fucking awesome. And I hadn't been not drinking for long. So I was like, he really did help rekindle my love of like having a Shirley Temple out of bar. And I think he did it just be like, hey, hey, fuck you, have a Shirley Temple.

I cannot believe that the way that Adel sticks it to his friend and acts like a dick, is buying them something. Yeah, you really showed him. You made fun of him, Adel. Yeah, you opened your wallet and you were generous with your friend. Hold on. Someone just dropped something off at my door. Oh my God.

It's a lime green salon chair. I got your ass. Chair. I got your ass. A kitchen table. I've done that before. I'm like, what's your address? And they give it to me.

And then I'll send a friend like a $40 funny book. And I'm like, isn't that funny? And they're like, yeah, I didn't ever write it. I'm like, oh man. I hope that there's a day where while we are recording, one of you deliver something to my house, get something delivered to my house. I don't care what it is.

I would take so much forth thought in effort that it's gotta be adult that does it. It could never be me. Aaron, why don't you go check your door right now? Okay, JPC, we don't have a lot of time. So here's what we need to do. We need to buy something and rush it over to Aaron's house in the next 30 seconds. I'm sorry, I assume as Aaron left a took a nap. So here's what we need to do. We need to buy something and rush it over to Aaron's house in the next 30 seconds

I'm sorry. I assume his air and left it to a nap. I'd never get chances to do it He's talking to the sleep. I looked at my door and nothing was there. I'm back. Oh that that's the gifts unlimited potential Wow, that's like the gift that like a shitty college professor would give on the first day when he didn't have a lesson book. Open the box. I'm for sure dropping this class. There's nothing in here. It's whatever you want it to be. See, Aaron drops the class at me. I'm like, this is like an easy see. Like I could definitely say this class. Um, Jbz, it sounded like you knew the answer. What, what common chemical compound can be represented H-I-J-K-L-M-O?

That is the compound water H-to-O. Oh, that's a trend. Starting with H, all the way through the alphabet, to O, H-T-O, O, H-To-O. Very nice, yeah. Wait, what's the chemical that humans are mostly that? I-Dine. Carbon. Is it carbon?

It's carbon. Well, for me, it's carbon bonds, because I have a little... Yeah, I'm just saying it feels like JPC is not a typical human makeup, Is it carbon? For me, it's carbon bonds, because I have a little... Yeah, I'm gonna say it feels like JPC is not a typical human makeup, like, chemically. So I wonder what? Yeah, we're gonna see a scene. Aaron, you are a doctor, and JPC, you are a character very similar to JPC, and Aaron, you have surprising test results in determining what JPC is made of.

Okay, well, Mr. PC, we are hoping you get you out of here quick and give you the sticker in Lollipop. You've been asking about since he walked in here, but we gotta give you some test results first. Okay, and I know that I took the test and I ran the gamut on all of these testing. Now, it's normal for you to test someone's chemical composition.

Well, we were sort of out of options with you. You were like, what the hell's going on? And then as you remember, we also had to take the L-set, the ACT's, SAT's, just because we really wanted to get a comprehensive look about what the hell was going on with you. Yeah, and sorry about my answers for some of those. I consider myself kind of a comedian,

and so sometimes I'll slip in some jabs and some jabs. Oh, you were, some of those were jokes? Oh, only if they landed. If they weren't, they were earnest. That's the comedians, the comedians fall back shield. All right, here is the envelope. Okay, thank you, rip open and look at results. Okay, oh, interesting.

So it says here that I mostly aregyle. Yep, you're a little bit aregyle. Mostly aregyle, you got a little bit of helium, which we assume is sort of centered around the brain area, just sort of like empty helium. Sure, yeah. I see the helium. Yeah, I see the helium and the neon.

What's this helium? What is that? It's actually your shoes, you're wearing hulies. Oh, so we actually test your clothes as well. You test the clothes as well. Yeah. They said kind of go down to what you're comfortable with when you get in the MRI machine,

and I was like, I'm gonna leave these. So I noticed that just now you stole my stethoscope and you're hitting... This is your stethoscope, okay, because I came in with a stethoscope too. It's a stethoscope and you're also hitting your knees with a real hammer. We're about to say stethoscope. Same. Do you have a piscope? Well, I married a piscope's mother, I have a step Pascope.

Oh, Jesus. My favorite compound would have to be Argonne because I love Lord of the Rings. Stryer. I watched all the Lord of the Rings in one day recently. Again. I watched the first one because Gemma is just starting, she's never read the books before,

and we're watching each movie as she finishes the books. And I think they hold up, I think they're great. I got really excited when we got to, in my acts, I thought of you too. I was like, yes. That's in my acts. I think I've said this on the show before, but one time I was watching Fellowship of the Rings

while I was running on my treadmill. And I started crying during the scene where Frodo says they're all arguing and Frodo's like, I'll take the ring to a more door and I'd like running at seven miles an hour. I was just crying and I was like, what am I doing?

Sean, when we were watching that, he started dying laughing and I was like, why are you laughing so hard at that part? And he was like, that feels like a direct emotional one-to-one of when your parents are fighting. And then you were gonna take the garbage out. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Just anything to be with the old stuff.

Yeah. I remember the first time a JPC spent the night at my old place and we were having like kind of a fun sleepover and the next morning we both um, showered and when I got out I was like we can use my body spray and then he goes and my ax. I'm so glad the end of the story was joke. Hold on, you're stepping on the laughter. Okay.

Wouldn't you, wouldn't it make more sense if you were like, we can use my toothpaste? And then I said in my ax, like, we both brought body spray. Hey, who's fucking hypothetical joke was it? I don't know, but also when you started talking, I was like, did I ever have a sleep over it? I was like, I'm just that it was hypothetical. I was like, they had a party without me. This sucks. Yeah, we had an adult sleepover. That's like a hookup.

Yeah, that's like adult sleepover, kitty cocktail. Well, speaking of adult sleepovers, we're gonna take a quick nap and Casey add back the auto tune and we'll be after these messages will be right back. Ooh, party, party, party, 2020. Hey, you're a brick,. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to Okay, I just need to have advice this podcast is sponsored by Squarespace I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Spaces to all at one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online

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Hey, Erin. Hey, Erin. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adeline JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath.

I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. There never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help?

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Rocket money dot com slash riddle rock at money dot com slash riddle Intel and JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,dles. Aaron, on scale of 1 to 10, how much do you want to do another riddle? A hundred. And just to say, during the break, I went and watched all the Lord of the Rings movies and read all the Lord of the Rings books. And I'm going to tell you right now, skip the books. Just watch the movies way better, way better. I actually agree with you. You know what? Can I tell you why I'm feeling weird today? I need

you. I, okay, I have a fact you oversub paperwork or you too need to promise to not make fun of me. And you should be receiving that right now. This is immediately shredding it. And Aaron, this is just the standard facts that you've seen me all the time, right? Yeah. I'm familiar with this paper. I can't just sit it here. Aaron, this is just one sheet of paper that says, please. Please.

Well, so I go to my chiropractor. It's sort of my only time I leave the house. It's pretty incredible. And his name is Kyro Ren, right? Mm-hmm. It's pretty scary. But redeems himself at the end? I don't know.

It doesn't move me so. She works on my street and I go to her and she's great. And I was telling her famously. Oh, Erin, you should go to a character in an office. Don't go to a street character. Oh. It's in the hot dog store. I go to the interior in the hot dog store.

And it's great. And it's great. And it's great. And it's great. And it's great. It's in the hot dog store. I go in here in the hot dog store At least anyway, we can maybe just allocate some more money for care because I just like Absolutely not Oh, I get it. Three-way split. Oh, she's getting hot dog surgery Famously you might have seen videos of me on the Haven't over it all Instagram Putting XiCam up my nose because for a few years that would help me with cold, loved Xycam. Then November of this year used Xycam and then I haven't been able to really smell since. Sort of completely got rid of my sense of smell.

Apparently that's very, very, very common. They had a lawsuit against it, maybe in 2009-ish, but they, Zycam 1, because sometimes you can lose your sense of smell from a really bad cold. So they couldn't prove, because people only use it when they are getting a cold or have a cold, so they couldn't prove it. But if you look online, it is so common. So no one use Zycam. If you're like, take zinc orally, don't put it up your nose because I haven't been able to smell anything other than Sean's fart, so I'm not even kidding. And one specific hand. That makes it their prop to see, yeah.

One specific candle from Target. Baby, baby. That's what my entire life is. Do you want to smell something today? Or no, it doesn't. Sean was like, that would be the one benefit of your girlfriend not being able to smell. And the one thing he can smell, my fart. So anyways, my chiropractor was like,

I'm gonna figure this out for you. And did a bunch of research. And so we've been trying different things, try to get my sense of smell back. And today, she stuck a bunch of lasers at my nose. And now I feel weird. And now my- Sorry, stuck a bunch of lasers up your nose.

Mm-hmm. How much lasers do you want? You'll just- Because lasers are like, wait, hold on. Did she stick something up your nose with the laser attached. Yes. So there's a laser at the end of it. And then you put up your nose and then she had me do all different kinds of lasers up

my nose. And I was breathing better when I left through my nose. Okay. While she put the lasers up your nose, was she also setting up fireworks and playing like Skrillex? Exactly. Okay. Yeah, she really made it really felt like a DJ at a music festival. I mean, this is awesome.

Yeah, classic hot dog store car. But do you think that maybe a laser went into my brain and now it is broken? Aaron, I don't want to lie to you 100%. That's that is what happened. Okay, that's what it feels like. I would never want to push conspiracy theories on this show, but it sounds like kind of everything that Q and on is saying, kind of maybe right.

I was listening to Aaron's story particularly, but sure, sure. I would just like to say, Pizza Gator's real, so that's hot dog gay, please. My chiropractor is amazing, but she is trying all the things, and I did put lasers up my nose today. Aaron, I don't want to be rude or disrespect the facts

that you sent me, but I can see the pants that you're wearing with the shoes you picked out and it seems like you also lost your fucking sense of taste. Woo! Okay, and that's good. I like it. Just the taste and sense of smell are tied together. So you probably sense of taste is diminished

by not having that sense of smell. Yeah, that's why all my clothes are ugly now. Well, I don't know. I mean, I don't put that on me. Anyway, sorry, that, Aaron, that's absolutely wild. Is there any cases of the people having regaining their sense of smell? Not some people they've never gotten it back. And you can get it back like a little bit.

I don't know if anyone has any suggestions. Please Instagram message me. And just as a reminder to all of our listeners, we are medical doctors. So we know what we're talking about. And anything that we say on the show should be followed as if you would follow it from a medical doctor, which is not at all. Do you want to listen to? Do you want to listen to any of it? as if you would follow it from a medical doctor, which is not at all. Dude, that was a two. Dude, that was a two-adio bit.

And JPC, just to harken back slightly to Laura The Rings, weren't you once about to eat someone's ass and they turned around and said, Tosh me. Yes, and then I said, Try you fool. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Well, hobbitly here. Here we go. So wizards chest, that's Harry Potter, that's nothing. You're a wizard to Gandalf.

Let's do another riddle. Sure. A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey with no ice. He picks up the glass and is left hand before swirling it around twice and drinking it down in one gulp. The barman leans over and says, I see you are a sailor. How does the barman know if the man is a sailor?

He's wearing a full sailor suit. Guys, just as a sailor completely, just as a sailor. Okay, fuck me, you guys love mail. He's wearing a sailor's uniform. Really? Oh my god. I want to say a scene. Aaron, you are a JPC and I are sitting at a restaurant

or a bar or some sort of public area and you barge in through the doors wearing a certain type of outfit, hoping everyone will notice. So I was saying to Karen, I said to her that if you buy a horse, you have to look for one with a nice haunch. Can't believe Karen's buying another horse. She doesn't take care of the one she's got. Dore swing open.

Whoa. Whoa. You. You ordered chocolate milk? Yes, please. But Spiket was some shardin' A. Great. Smash, okay. volleyball bar here, so I spiked it. Thank you. Please! But Spike it! Was some shardin' A. Grant!

Smash, okay. Bolly ball bar here, so I spiked it. Thank you! I will put out the floor. Grant, who's the new lady at the bar? I mean, I'm a regular here, and I've never seen her before in your old tender. This must be Tommy's cousin, just moved to town. What is she wearing there?

Are you familiar with the show Barney the Dinosaur? I mean, I'm vaguely. Yeah. Is it still a cultural touch point? I don't know. Are you wait one second? Did you get that at Barney's, the store in New York? I'm more familiar with that from, I believe they referenced it in Big Daddy.

No, I'm... It's actually the city, I think. Yeah. I'm not dressed like Barney, but if you're familiar with that show, you may know. Okay, she's searching on her phone for something. No, I'm not.

What is that? No, she's not, she's looking for, it looks like she's looking for a tag on the clothes, maybe to remind her. I was- I may remember BJ, who is a good friend of Barney's, and the older brother to Babybop.

I am dressed. Up. Is that like, kids' bop, a younger? Actually, I am dressed like, Babybop from Barney. I'm gonna say BJ, but I think it's slightly fun here. Okay. If I am in this bar dressed like babybop. I know what Barney, I can conceptualize Barney.

I can't conceptualize any of Barney's friends. And I do my phone. Okay, yes, all right now. That's not babybop. Yes, babybop. Okay. Seed. We have to, I mean, we have to do a first bite

of another horse. I love you. You love me. I forgot their two names, but BJ and Ma, baby Bob. Anyone, you do you guys watch Barney? Absolutely not. No, I don't think I did. No, Barney, no blues clues. That was where I watched some blues clues.

But I can't remember if I watched it earnestly or if I watched it like ironically, or with like younger cousins. And when you say I watched it earnestly or if I watched it like ironically or with like younger cousins. And when you say you watched it earnestly, you mean you watched it with... Yeah, Ernest goes to Gleuth's. Sure. We don't need to do it this day.

Jim Barney. Right? Jim Barney, that's right. I'm sorry, Jim. Yes. We have to do a quick round of baby-bop, right? So, okay, I'll go first. Gagugugaga. Gagugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugugug Goo Goo made up Goo Goo Ga Goo Goo Ga Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo on a show. On a show. Honestly, there are probably parents out there who are like at their widths end who are like,

all by baby about. Oh, fuck it. Anything, anything, anything to just get six minutes of time away from. I have a quick tip to some parents or some nannies of newborn babies. If your baby is between the ages of three months and about like nine, ten months.

And you need a second to clean up after them or set up a high chair or something. This is a genuine tip. Put, go to YouTube and type in Firework show and play fireworks with them with the music. I have, I nannyed for like eight years full time and I've never met a baby where they weren't completely and totally mesmerized by that. They absolutely love fireworks. They can stop your baby from crying. Try it out with me and hug us.

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I'm gonna not a medical doctor. We are doctors. But you are a medical doctor. We are doctors. But you are a nanny. Oh, Mr. Cheffield. Straight in Chicago. That's what you're watching instead of Barney. Uh-huh, the nanny. So they're contemporaries.

Hey, I would love to, I would love for you to nanny me up another riddle. Look, that's not my best segue. No, no, let's, let's, that'll be a slight McFee though. Oh, okay. Okay. I can't think of one. I have lasers on my brains.

Hey, Aaron, it didn't stop me from doing what? Okay, here we go. You don't have to think of one to say one. This riddle, this riddle, this riddle is a bit of a mystery. Okay. Two third grade boys chat away on a street corner after school. A middle aged man weighing about 250 pounds pulls his vehicle up to the corner.

I don't know why his weight has anything to do with this. Pulse his vehicle up to the corner and signals to the children. They have never seen him before, but they both get in the vehicle. He doesn't tell the children where he's taking them and he slowly drives away. A bus driver. Nope. This man is a murderer.

I love these riddles. Wait, so is the, I guess, is the 250 pounds a hint? I don't know. I have first sight when I saw a number for the, like, wait, I thought it was going to be, I thought it said a 200, sorry, I thought I said a number for the like weight. I thought it was gonna be, I thought it said a 200, sorry, I thought I said a 2005 earned pound vehicle he pulls up with. Oh, oh, oh. Like he pulls up weighing 250 pounds.

That makes no sense and is not pertinent to the riddle. And unless he's like a specific type of boxer who's like, okay, it matters that he's not like middleweight or featherweight, I don't know the boxing weights, but he's a, he weighs in 250, then he loses the five pounds of water weight, and then he can drive a bus or something like that.

Yeah, there's a water weight division. Do you wanna guess any other weight divisions in boxing? Here. There's pasta weight dry and pasta weight wet. There's the weight weight, don't tell me, division. Where you don't disclose your weight and you just box whoever. That, there's a wait for it division,

which is someone who just recently saw Hamilton and walked up about it. There's the Walter Whiteer weights, which is just meth, meth heads. Uh huh. And I'm out. I'm done. I tapped out.

Let's move on. Let's do another. Actually, I want to see a scene. Was Aaron right? That was a bus driver? It was a bus driver. A bus driver who's only picking up two kids? I don't fucking know.

I want to see the budget line in that fucking scene. I guess fucking two at a time. You don't pick up all the kids from one spot. You pick up all. Oh, I guess you're right. Yeah, from a bus stop. From a bus stop. Let's do it.

I want to see a scene. Aaron, you are a brand new bus driver. JPC and I are hopping on your bus. And you're a Aaron you are a brand new bus driver JPC and I are hopping on your bus and you're you're a little unusual and we're getting we're trying to get to know you on the bus. Yeah anyway so my mom's gonna buy another horse even though she doesn't take care of the one she's got. But the bus is here. Karen's so weird.

Hey. Okay kids come on in. You're not Mr. Tom Johnovich. No my name's Miss Frisl. Boah! And we may or may not be going to school today. Is that your real last name or a commentary on your perm? Both!

Jeff! Jeff! It's a new adult that's entered our life. Let's learn about them as a person! Okay Cody. What's, uh... Adults find me insufferable. You're so precocious. What, uh me insufferable? You're so prococious. What Miss Frizzle? What's your, where were you born?

Um, I was born in a hospital. Hey, me too. That's cool. Not me. I was born in a hot dog shop. Kids, where do you want wanna go today? Huh? We could go inside of alcano or up someone's butt. I wanna go to the okay corral. Just school for me. Wait. Wait. I love it.

I love an episode of what is it called, Magic School Bus? Yeah, where are the kids are like, can we please go to school? Please, I would give anything. They're like, kids, get out the school bus, and let's go to science class. Bip, beep, beep. Let's see here, all right.

There is a chain nailed to the wall. The chain is 10 feet long, and the middle of the chain dips down five feet from where each side of the chain is nailed to the wall. How far are the two ends of the chain from each other? It dips down. Wait, how long is the chain again? Ten feet.

It's ten feet. There's a chain nailed to the wall. The chain is ten feet long, and the middle of the chain dips down five feet from where each side of the chain is nailed to the wall. How far are the two ends of the chain from each other? Would they just be right next to each other? And then it dips down five feet because it's a 10-foot chain. Oh, that makes sense. Or it's in the, did it say the middle of the room is important here? Middle of the room. What did it, oh yeah. The chain is 10 feet long and the middle of the chain dips down five no you're right the middle of the room did sound five feet this this is a non knock it up

this is going nowhere. It's gonna make a joke about a dilapidated shack but that doesn't make sense the chain is 10 feet long and the middle of the chain dips down five feet from where each side of the chain is nailed to the wall. Yeah my guess is that they are nailed to the wall right next to each other and it dips down five feet in between. So I'm gonna need a length. When you say right next to each other, does that mean an inch?

Does that mean six inches? A foot. Oh God, I'm so awful at this. Stay away. I'll be it subway. I'll be it subway for fucking hours trying to be like, five. We're, sir, we don't have a two inch sandwich.

I'm like, I got my calculator out. I'm like, I got my cat to the rear. I'm like, I'm like, look, if a six, if a six inch is gonna cost me $3.77, I just want a two inch. I divided by, I just want a two inch. This isn't for me, it's for one of the people from Redwall. One of the people from Redwall. I'm sorry, it's a mouse and armor. from Redwall. People from Redwall. People from Redwall. People from Redwall. You mean the mouse?

I'm sorry, it's a mouse and armor. He lives inside of a wall, I believe. And I need to get him a tidy sandwich. What do you think his order is? It's just one olive, a shred of lettuce. I wanna see you seen. JBC, you are a tiny mouse and armor. You have been fighting all sorts of battles all across the land. You've

defeated a bevy of otters and you slayed some hippos. And now you have finally found this house in the middle of a suburb and you need sustenance. So you've knocked on the door and you're presenting yourself hoping for some food. Knock knock Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Hmm. Hello. Pardon me, good man. My name is Phineas. Dead-tailed.

I'm a mouse. Sorry, what was that last name? Phineas-detailed. Your last name is turd. It means something different in mouse. I get this a lot. What does it mean in mouse? It just, it means a little poop droplet. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm I'm... I'm... I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I I have just slayed the otters that inhabited your yard. You look upon them, you see this. My pet otters! They are the wetest of the blood of my soul.

They were in love, they fell asleep, hell holding hands. And now they are in hell with otter devil. For I, Phidius Dip-Dowlt, have put them there. I demand you open up your pet trees to me and let's be dined upon your cheeses and your bread. Two things. I already have the borrowers living with me. And they've rated my pantry.

Remember the borrowers? Yeah, I don't fuck with them. Hey borrowers, we're cool. Fiddy is deterred. What's going on in here? Gather around borrowers. Are you trying to get in this woman's pantries? Hey, borrowers.

Tweet you and me. You don't got to do little mouse voice like that. You could have deep- ass mouse voice if you want You want to go borrowers takes my order blade and face he add a 10 minute battle scene that sounds very violent here Okay, cool. Let's all let's do some just okay. She doesn't have to do all of this on his own Let's just add some via voice effects for the otter Or the borrowers and Finneas deterred battle scenes, okay? Clang clang clash clash clang sword sounds

I'm straight and my eyebrows Our table is a thimble. No, no, no, please please Five minutes of dying. The otters are not yet defeated. We are planning still to come back. Casey, is that enough for you, Deymour? Casey's giving us, Casey's giving us a thubs down. I think Casey's walking away.

Casey's just saying, he has too much. There's a chain nailed to the wall. The chain is 10 feet long and the middle of the chain dips down five feet from where much. There's a chain nailed to the wall. The chain is 10 feet long. In the middle of the chain dips down five feet from where each side of the chain is nailed to the wall. How far? One in two ends of the chain from each other. You say one inch one inch one inch. I'm sorry you were incorrect. Five. Funk Aaron. I'm sorry you're incorrect. 10 feet 15 feet. Okay, Aaron. I'm sorry you're incorrect. You're incorrect. Okay, Aaron, I'm sorry, you're incorrect, you're incorrect. Oh, they're right on top of each other. It's on the same nail.

JPC, you might as well be called two chains because you got this one chain riddle correct. The two ends of the chain are hanging from the same nail. Why would they call me two chains? Because it doesn't matter, you know what, I don't want to know. Let them call me what they will. Except if you don't know me, please don't call gonna know. Let them call me what they will. Except if you don't know me, please don't call me James. Let them call me what they will.

You call me whatever you want, but when people call me James, they're a complete stranger to you. It's like someone using a nickname on you and you've never met it before. It's like, what do you do it? It's like when fans call me sweetie or honey. In the morning.

Well, Addle, you are waking up in the South. It's like when fans call me late to breakfast. And I'm doing this right. You guys, there was laser. It's great. It's great. Hold on. Oh, laser ring.

Keep over here. You said nose. Well, what does the nose point go up to? Help animal lasers in my brain. Aaron, I refuse to answer one of your riddles, what Adel is doing the riddles. I will not be made to be a fool. Here's a new segment that we're going to call price.

Maybe what's a fun thing to do with price? Prices, right? Prices. Prices, prices, right, is the thing of price and men. That's what it, price is right is the thing of price and men. That's what it's called. So this is called of price and men. Cause that's gonna be in my eyes. Wedding hashtag just everywhere.

Ooh, taking that right now. And then hashtags say, Adel created that. Well now you have to get married. You just proposed to her on air. Oh no, wait, hold on. There's some stuff. There's some stuff. There's some stuff.

There's some stuff. There's some stuff in a week. So comes out in a week so I have time. Okay. Casey, auto-tune that proposal. Don't take it out, just auto-tune it. Just auto-tune it. Okay, so this is called a price and man, since we've all been cooped up and haven't been out

in the real world for a while or maybe experienced real world experiences that we've normally or typically used to, what does that begin in at all? Yeah, exactly. This is the cheer us up. I don't know what that's gonna do. I was like,

of... Ha ha ha. While the one that arched. Ha ha ha ha. Of pricing Cohen kind of does sound like of Mycimmon. That's not a bad one actually. Of pricing Cohen. Okay, yeah, that could work with that.

How about, oh, I have a fun one. Cohen brothers. Cohen brothers. And have for dress, I have a fun one. Cohen brothers. Cohen brothers. And have her dress up like you for the wedding. Yeah, I wanted the wedding to be kind of like the one thing that I've always wanted growing up is to marry one of my brothers. And so I kind of wanted to force that into the wedding, if that makes sense.

Yeah, of course. You guys, I'm packing my suitcase and I'm heading out. I think our wedding hashtag is gonna be hashtag ReFyDo. Oh, I like that. Yeah, it's a fun play. I suggested that'll be the day, but we weren't having it. I'm made of it. So this is called a price and men,

what we're gonna do, just to remind ourselves of the normal world and normal shopping, is I'm gonna tell you an item, and you're going to tell me what you think the current prices of that item to see how the bill gates do this and he was like milk is $20. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, the fact on the milk, if it's overwise milk, it's 20. Fucking hate. I also think I also think that the postmaster general just went before Congress and they were like, how much is how much is it cost a male a letter and he was like I don't know so I have no notes for this country Yeah, and someone someone had a great tweet that was like well to be fair to him He is the he's the postmaster general not the postmaster specific

I was like that's very very good very good very good and so what do we think? The prices of a loaf of bread? Well, it's actually tricky for me because I only buy gluten-free bread, which is a little more expensive. It's gonna be more expensive. Yeah, okay. Aaron, immediately you're making excuses.

I would say- For $3. I just bought bread and I'm gonna say it's $279. Okay, Aaron. Well, I'm gonna be really sad if bread is 279 because I have to spend way more money on bread. You do, yeah, your bread is gonna be more expensive. Oh no, this is gonna make me feel so bad.

I'm gonna say 350. Okay, what it says here is 208, but that can't possibly be right. So it's also so funny, it's also so funny to be like, what is this item of food cost? And it's like, well, what city are you buying it in? Because if you buy it in Chicago, it's fucking more expensive.

Okay, how much do we think the cost is per gallon of milk? $20. This one I have no idea, I haven't bought milk in forever. I'm gonna also say like $3. Okay. Says here prairie farms milk, $4.12. Okay. That's about, that's fine.

Okay. What do we think the cost is of 2020 Ferrari? Oh God. This is a brand new Ferrari. I'm gonna say a Ferrari costs $90,000. Okay, Aaron. $90,000 in one dollars. Fuck.

Shokay, showdown rules, Aaron wins. The answer is I don't know, I didn't look it up. I'm going up. God, damn it. How much do we think in 2020? And again, we haven't been out of the house in a while, so our sort of consumer brains are maybe a little frazzled. How much do we think of private island costs?

Yeah, this is perfect because I was just buying a private island, so. I'm going to say a private, I'll go ahead, Aaron. You should go first. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I do want to clarify just because this is going to affect the cost. I misread this. How much does it cost to buy your own private Idaho? I probably have a start a bid at $20 to buy all of Idaho.

And Idaho would be like, okay. I know California is the biggest economy. California is like the fifth biggest economy in the world too, right? It's crazy how big California's economy is. No one ever talks about Idaho's economy. I think it's gotta be bottom 25. Okay, I need to see.

I don't know, well, do some agriculture. I feel like don't underestimate that. Yeah, but there's like, I feel like agriculture. What does Nickelodeon guts have to do with this, Aaron? It's all, I don't underestimate that. Yeah, but there's like, I feel like agriculture. What does Nickelodeon guts have to do with this Aaron? It's all, it's all, I don't know. I'm gonna say, I would spend, 2.8 billion on Idaho, Max. I need to see this.

For private island, hold on, hold on. Okay, yeah, I don't know. It depends on how nice it is. Okay, we'll do the scene and then I'll come back to it. No Wi-Fi, no way. That's your hashtag, no wife. I say no way guys the cheapest Ferrari that I found for 2020 is $215,000 Yeah, so it's I think that I think like all for always are like custom or something too. How much is Ferrari or chocolate?

Let's do this. I want to say thank you. I. I want to see a scene. The two of you are the sort of heads of the commerce board of Idaho and you're trying to figure out how much Idaho is bringing in and what you can do to boost sales and tourism in Idaho. Well, Joshua, how much is the potato? Well, Joshua, how much is the potato? I want a divorce. What? We were just figuring this out together. No, I don't think...

I don't know. I don't think I can do it anymore. I think I want a divorce. No, no, we're going to do this together. Wasn't it only in dynamite film, Tade? Maybe we can get money from that still? Let's do this amacably and split up our assets I read down the middle okay I'll keep boys and you can keep no don't take boys no I'll keep boys yes yes I'll keep my daughter boys and I'll keep my daughter, Boise. And I'll keep the city of Boise.

Oh, man. I sure got the short into that potato. Please don't go. If we have listeners from Iowa, we apologize. You mean I don't. I've seen no. I said what I said. We have a daughter named Boise and a son named Girlsies.

I don't. I've never been to Idaho. I'm sure it's lovely. I have been to Iowa. I've seen photos of Idaho, like Oregon and Idaho. And there's parts of it that are like stunning. Yeah. I've been to craters of the moon, a state park national park.

Oh, you an astronaut now. And while so I think it's names craters of the moon, specifically because some some fucking president came out there and was like, this park looks like the craters of the moon. And they're like, do we have an info for the park? And they're like, no, he's like, name it that the president just. But at that, it went in a cave there, like down into a cave, it does look like it looks like the fucking moon.

It's, it's wow, if you wanted to, that's cool. If you wanted to shoot a moon sequence, you would probably go to Idaho and do some moon filming. Do we have a name for the park? Yeah, it's, do we have a name for the park? Yeah, it's Fuck JFK Park. What do we know?

That was probably, I don't know, 10 years ago, nine years ago. Cool. Awesome, like that. Aaron, did you want to take another stab at what it cost to have your own private island? This is too hard to guess because it depends on where the island is and how big it is. Okay.

What do I say? I'm going to say 33 million. That's what I'm going to go with for private island. For private island, 33 million. Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. Okay. Well, I have an island off the coast of New York. I'm willing to sell you.

Man, hadn't. I have an island off the coast of New York. I'm willing to sell you. Manhattan. That is way out of my first rage. 33 million wouldn't get me a two bedroom in Manhattan, but Zingga, the prices there are outrageous. We have one final question for of price and men. What is the cost in 2020? And again, again, again, I wanna let everyone know. I recognize we haven't been out of the house a while,

things have been weird or hard, maybe people are ordering, you know, delivery services, what have you? Still, if we can remember, if we can recall, what is the price or the cost in 2020 of a podcast about riddles and puzzles? Your soul, your character, your dignity. I would say, I would say with ads just over an hour of your time. Aaron, JBC, you're both dead on. Congratulations. Yes. Here's what you've won. Aaron, you are able to plug anything you want to plug.

Follow me, Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram and let me know if you've lost your small from Zaycam and what you're doing to counteract that. JBC, what you've won is you're able to plug one and a half things. Okay, I would like to plug the Bill Buds podcast. You can find that anywhere you find podcasts. And I would also love to plug, follow me on Twitch at Shark. What? Well, never know what the other half of it is.

I really wish I had that other half, maybe next week. And so, right? Because I'm not going to say it. Since I posted, I get to plug a few things. I want to promote a podcast I was on called Dead Time Stories, like Bedtime, but this is called Dead Time Stories. A beautiful podcast, very spooky. All kinds of supernatural stories stories going on so please

check that out i appeared on it uh... recently hopefully that episode is out now also a while back i promoted that i was on a podcast i camera what i called it but i think i miss pronounced the title i was on a podcast called good morning from hell uh... that's run by the rooster teeth company and i want to promote that correctly because before I said the

wrong name and I'm embarrassed. So check out Good Morning from Hell. That episode dropped today and I play an angel going to hell. So please check that out and all the other episodes. Today recording time or today release time. I'm so sorry. It was released on the today show. Got it. Mm-hmm, and that was yesterday. Sure. Aaron, um... Was it a brunch segment that they did at 11 a.m.? Uh-huh.

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