Hey Riddle Riddle - #117: HARcut

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

Wow! It’s Wednesday! I hope you’re in the mood for listener submitted puzzles- because that’s what we’ve got. We also have a one man haunted house, an embarrassing pharmacy visit, and a dad who can’t change a tire. Erin also learns that Brett Michaels and Kid Rock are different people. Can’t wait to read some hey riddle riddle fan fiction( please don’t write it)!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. And we're in bright air. What's in the room? And we're in the room. And we're in bright air. What's in the room? What's in the room? What's in the room? What's in the room? What's in the room? What's in the room?

Hey Aaron and JPC. It's me. Your cousin. Adel. Adel Riddles. Adel Riddles, we have a cousin, Adel Riddles. Yeah. You have a cousin? Hey, do the two of us have, yeah, do you and I. Wait, you would have a cousin, that's your share?

You know those, you know those Riddles you were looking for? Okay, I'm sorry, he's still on the phone. I'm sorry, who is this? It's your cousin, Adel, Adel Riddles. Can you give us a second? So, GPC, I'm like Irish with a little bit of English. Like, what's your heritage? Like, where are your family parts?

Yeah, hold on for a second. Hey, Adel, Aaron and I just got a phone call from an Adel Riddles. Do you know this person? Wait, Adel Riddles? That's what they said. Adel Riddles. Give me a second.

I'm so sorry. Can we spell that? And yes, Aaron, I think I'm Irish, like a little bit German. Yeah, I can spell it. Maybe we have some time. Yes, please. COU, SIN.

So he spelled cousin Adolf, does that help? So yeah, he spelled cousin, is that helpful? And it's not even the bit of like, can you spell it IT? It's not even that. It's like they just chose a word that we were talking about. That's a bad bit then. Hang up.

Hang up. I up. Hang up. I'm in hang up. Okay, I'm sorry, we're not interested. Okay, goodbye. I'm out of reply. Hi, I'm JPC. And I'm Aaron Keith. And we're back to the riddles.

Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Wait, what's the song? That's Jurassic Park. What's the back to the feature song? Are we not gonna talk about that call? Who's that? Are we just gonna let that go? That's not what it does.

I guess we're just gonna let that go. Who was that? The theme was like, the doctor was a mother. That's what it is. That's how it goes. Yeah, that's right. The doctor was too old for the kid.

Do do do do do do do. What is their fanfic were doc and Marty McFly or like a couple? Have you met the internet? There's fanfic for everything. Is there fanfic of... Chorst there is fanfic. And fanfic of Chorst there is fanfic. Fanfic of Chorst there is fanfic.

Yes, that's exactly what it's like for me. I'm so unaware of the world of fanfic. Every time I dip my toes into it as well, it's like, it mystifies me and terrifies me, and I have to, I just have to back away. Because it's like, oh yeah, this like, yeah, this like, tangential character from a video game. Someone wrote like a 65-page novella about this person.

You're like, it's incredible. Well, they're all like, if you're a really, really good writer and then you're passionate about a fandom, it's perfect. It is such an interesting sneak peek into people's psyches in terms of, you can't just enjoy something, you have to really roll it around your head

and be like, huh, this is good, but it needs more fucking. I'm not an idiot, I got involved in the Harry Potter fanfic scene on Tumblr in like 2013. It's because I was keeping my ear to the ground. I had my finger to the pulse of what was cool and new and good. So yeah, it would be two in the morning and I'd be reading Harry Potter fanfic. I have to admit, I did read one that was Harry and Draco getting it on. And let's just say his last name should be Malphol.

Malphol. I don't think it's all sexual though, fanfic. I think some of it certainly is horny, but I don't think it's all, it's like not 99% horny, right? Show us one fanfic that's not fucking. That's not, I would even know what to find it. I don't know.

One that I really, really liked was one about Neville's parents, and it was just them sort of falling in love in their day to day. That was sort of what was going on for me. Aaron, how long of a fanfic was that? Do you remember? Was it like multiple pages or chapters? Yeah, I would say it was probably like 15, 20 pages. Didn't take me forever to read. Wow.

It felt like a chapter from so many. Okay, okay. So we're encouraging you, the listeners, to do some fanfic for Coco Cash Mirror, Puzz Bot and JP Riddles, use the hashtag, hashtag, hashtag, I wasted my time on this. Yeah, I read some of that. Hashtag, the hosts won't read this. I'll read it. Absolutely will not read this.

How's everyone doing, is everyone okay? Yeah, great. You're talking about the arrow in my shoulder. Thank you. Sorry, we took so long. Four minutes in, no one's asked about the arrow. Yeah, well, I'm fine. I'm being hunted again.

So. And Aaron, you must be asking about the electrical outlet in my neck. Yeah. I am grounded. I've decided to become grounded. Oh wow. Mm-hmm.

Easy way to do that is just touch a piece of copper, but you went with the electrical outlet in your neck. Now this is a joke, but I was talking to my friend Shelby yesterday and she decided she ever gets married very funny if she ever gets married for her bachelor at party she doesn't want like a stripper or asked to get drunk or anything she wants us to like rent in a state and then hunt a Republican senator. I think that was a movie. Just eight of us, eight women,

and we go, you have two minutes to run, and then we hunt him. That can't be cheaper. That can't be cheaper than just a traditional party. Well, this is a cost saving thing. That can't be cheaper. Well, famously, if you have eight women, it's pretty expensive,

but if you have 12, it is cheaper by the dozen. Yeah, it's true. Yes, that is very true. But if you're all, okay, let's just get into riddles. Well, I do want to say, I do want to bring up, since you mentioned somebody possibly getting married in her bachelor party, you're both in my wedding party, and I all need a bachelor party at some point.

I'll need a bachelor party. The fucking gumption of this guy, I'll need. Oh, and guys, I'll need a bachelor party. The gumption, I'm not a detective. I'm sorry So I would like each of you to pitch to me a bachelor party. Oh my gosh. We should each have to do a PowerPoint Shark tank like pitch. Yeah, Ted talk like Rob and Brett and everyone has to pitch their ideal bachelor party Honestly, my pitches PowerPoint bachelor party where Honestly, my pitch is PowerPoint, bachelor party, where everybody just prepares PowerPoints. And we sit in the room at a conference,

I went to conference room in an office and then we all just go in there and we look at a PowerPoint. We did that for Alice Stanley's birthday. She had a birthday party invited me and she was like, the only gift you need to bring is everyone needs to prepare a five minute PowerPoint. And so everyone brought in like a PowerPoint.

Several were about Alice and then I can't remember what I did, but it was actually a blast. Yeah, see, that'd be fun. I first I was like homework for a party and then when I got there I was like, this is the most fun thing. I would like to pitch your entire wedding party coming over to clean my house and I'm not there

for your bachelor party. Because I'm busy that week. Because I'm busy that week. Because I'm busy that weekend. But you guys could like drink beer or whatever. Oh, that's kind. Thank you. You just have to bring it, clean it up and do not leave it. I don't want it in my house. I've had people, this is obviously pre-quarantine, but I've had people like over to my apartment,

and I'll be like, do you want a drink or a cocktail? And they're like, no, but if you want to have one go ahead and it's like, not only do you fucking permission. I don't know if that's like a regional thing, but I'm like, you don't need to tell me I can have a drink. Well, we're all just trying to parent each other. My bachelor party for you, Adel, is you rent a cabin out in the woods somewhere,

and you get all the people to just have a fun two days at a cabin in the woods. And then at the end of that two days, we are hunted by Republicans with access to the post-it-era. Okay, interesting. Would you ever allow spaghetti to strip at my bachelor party?

How much you paying her? I wanna say 10 treats. But I'm gonna like. What is happening? You can't raise. Let's do riddles, stop it, stop it. I think that there's no shame in sex work. I definitely think that my dog could do sex work.

I just, I think she's gonna want more of the 10 treats. I think that she's worth more errands, right? Let's move on, errands, right. What happened to us? What happened to us? Okay, five. I'm sorry, what about that was not on brand for me? What is to ask you about?

That's a good point. Okay. So, this is what's new is that I'm Old Man Puzzles, and I'm going to do some listeners submitted riddles. And some of them are like these sort of new different things, not necessarily just run of the mill riddles, but are you too ready? So, would you say these aren't our grandma's riddles? No, these aren't your grandma's riddles.

Okay, good. So, this one, let me see if I can do this. Because if you've seen my grandma's riddles, please do let me know. It's been 11 years. It's all she talks about. Miss, maybe we want the back. Okay. These are from K.M. Hi, Aaron.

I thought of a game based on potential business ventures for the clue crew to expand their brand. For each scenario, the name of the business is the Hay Riddler-Riddler Clue crew with either Clue or Crew replaced with a rhyme or end-drym. Makes sense? What's the difference between a rhyme and an end-drym? I guess we'll find out. Well, no, I need to know myself.

I don't know. Well, I think end-drym is the like, it's like the 11th movie in the franchise You don't have to have context for any of the other stuff that happens in the franchise But if you do it makes the moment where they all show up like Yeah, there's like all the circle time portal things and then they'll show up and then there was a time where all the women fight together And then we forgot about any Any misogyny and a whole franchise

But we make we got to fight we make sure that they fight together, but they don't talk together because we really don't want it to pass the next Delta test. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, reddle, reddle, hue crew. So that's the example. Oh, I was gonna say paint pickers. Well, that doesn't rhyme with clue crew. Okay, so I feel like there's so much judgment. Oh, it only got me.

I'm so sorry I should add in just to make sure we get it in. I should mention Odele is an amazing album, losers are great song, and also Dell makes some amazing desktop computers. That way, sorry, that way this conversation passes the Bechtel test. So Adel didn't hear anything we were saying for a while, and that's clear now. You don't need too well. Whenever Adel gets quiet for two minutes, I go, he's constructing something. Oh, okay. Addles, Bash, Bakery, the one.

I still let you know how to play. Carry the one and add three eggs. And through that, I'm sure. In his brain, if you ever see someone like quickly cut out one of those paper snowflakes, he's doing that in his brain. Really, just cutting little corners and that just being like almost there.

Okay. The clue crew launches an overnight riddle themed boat trip. Over night riddle themed boat trip. Okay, so this would be a clue cruise? Yes. Also, that would be fun, right? We should do. Well, currently no. Currently, currently, currently it in the future. That's what industry that could just go away. Come on, I sent our listeners on a canoe. Anything, that would be amazing. A cruise canoe?

Anything Kid Rock can do, we can do better. It's what I've been saying since day one. And Kid Rock famously does a cruise with all his fans. And they're on a cruise and he bows with the balls and he bows with the girls and he bows with the kids. Is Kid Rock the one who hid his head at the tonies? What? Let me look.

If you think Kid Rock was at the tonies, you might be a red dick. Honestly, Kid Rock probably could have gone to the tonies. It doesn't, I wouldn't put it past Kid Rock to have contributed in some way to the book of some musical. Just some of them are like, let's get fucking Kid Rock on this so that more people see it. I'm not going to get it. It wasn't Kid Rock.

Are you not going to get it? I'm not going to get it. Are you not going to get it? Are you not going to get it? Are you not going to get it? I'm not going to get it. Are you not going to get it? I'm not going to get it.

Are you not going to get it? Are you not going to get it? Are you not going to get it? Are you not going to get it? Are you not going to get it? I'm not going to get it. Are you not going to get it? Are you not town to do it. I'll save it for another time. Okay. Oh, Brett Michael's. Brett Michael's. Oh, yeah. The wrestler. No. No, that's Shawn Michaels. Kid Rock. He's the poor man's kid rock. Yeah, Shawn Michaels is the hard break kid. Now not to be confused with Kid Rock, but just the kid break heart. But Kid Rock does make sweet chin music.

Yes. Like is the kid break heart, but kid rock does make sweet chin music She's looking at a picture of kid rock and Brett Michaels and they do look exactly the same We have to tweet that picture that'll be the picture we tweet for the episode Aaron's Aaron's dying because she just found out that kid rock and Brett Michaels look exactly alike pretty good well i'm gonna say they have the they have the they have the exact same aesthetic like they based they just copied off of each other imitation is the most sincere form of a flat erin we're gonna continue with your

erin we're gonna continue with these riddles but there's no fucking way this episode sees the light of the day. Oh my God. So enjoy this one if you are listening to this episode on the shelf. Oh, this is not funny. He almost died from hitting his head on. Kid rock dude. Why was he hit rock with his head on? It was a bad mic. It was a bad mic.

Michael's almost died from hitting his head. Why was he hit his head on? A set piece came down and he turned and he wiped out. You can look at it on YouTube. Yeah, okay. Oh my god, I'm crying. That is so funny. Why are those different people? I know I feel, I know how fans feel when they look at the two of you.

Yeah, I don't like a famously looked just like Brett Michaels and Ketchak. We have cowboy hat just like cowboy Oh man that made my month okay um The clue crew start selling hardy meat in vegetable soups Crew stew Stew crew

Yeah I do We'll I get the point It was it it was a nay for the crew's one. Is it a yay for the stew business? I think so, but here's my qualm, and it's mostly to do with me being right.

I feel like crew to stew is a way easier path than clue to stew. Am I crazy? You're not crazy, but I'm asking you if you think we should start a stew business. One is a one letter change and the other is a three letter change, two letter change. I don't think they're crazy, but it just might be a little tickier looking for.

All right, Billy Joel. I don't think soup, I don't think we'd be great at making soups or stews. I think we'd be great at making soups or stews. I think someone would say no. I think we'd be great at soups, terrible at stews. So if we did like soup crew, I think that would be effective, but I think we're terrible at stews. The only other food that we are known for is a cum sandwich, so I don't think anyone would ever eat stew, sold and packaged by us.

Such a good point. What if we could hold on? But JPC is on to something. So if we have a cum sandwich, and then we do like Cuminoli like we have dessert Atine Cuminolise like if we do all come based stuff I feel like we could open up a cum curry which is like a bakery with everything filled with cum Here's a thing smells. I would eat I would eat a cum sandwich

Because I think it would be a joke name and I don't I think I could pretty easily distinguish what was come on that I don't think I would eat a come no way because I feel like it would be too easy for me to be like, what's in this? Like I'm already a vegetarian and sometimes I'm like, are you sure this isn't meat? So I don't think that I would like that. Here's a little, Aaron and we're going to get back to Reynolds in just a moment. Here's a little fun thing for the listeners. Watch any movie where someone replaces an ingredient with like bodily fluids and the person who's eating it

is going to love it way more than they ever would if it was the actual thing they're supposed to be eating. So if you watch like Van Wilder and they have those notes or like these are the best notes ever if you watch what's the movie. I was gonna say that's like a 90s or really 2000s thing. I don't think that I see what they put the shit in the pine or like this is the most delicious pie like. I'm American pie but it's backwards. It's that shit that he puts into it. But it's always so funny. And you have like, it's way more delicious. Like I would take one bite and be like,

oh, this is shit, but they absolutely cannot get enough of it. How many times in your life have you taken a bite of something that you'd said, this is shit? I wanna say 22. You guys, I'm gonna set this out and continue to Google image search, search rep Michaels and Kid Rock. Okay, ready.

The clue crew runs out portable restrooms for public events. Clues stool, loose stool. Let's see, Porta crew. Porta crew. Poo crew. Yeah, that works.

Or Lou crew works. Lou crew also works. The clue crew I would think is too close to your dog's name. Yeah. I feel like people would think is too close to your dog's name. Yeah. I feel like people would think that we're like some sort of like, like your dog's entourage or something. Oh my gosh, we are though.

Oh yeah. Which by the way, it's on Turtle. Yeah. Dibs on Turtle. I love hats. No, if Lou is in the entourage, the turtle is going to be a real turtle. Yes, that's true.

I'm the one who's the the brother who's a loser. Your drama your man. Johnny drama. I'm I'm him. JPC your Jeremy Piven. Oh, come on. Adel you are. Why because of my videos.

You are what's the same? The one is like best friend who's this manager. Mark Baller. E. So Adel E, turtles a turtle. Lou is the terrible actor. You're Jeremy Piven and I'm Johnny Drama. I love what he's by, I'm the only one who's by actually the actor's name.

I'm the only one who's by actually the actor's name. Yeah. Good boy. Okay, the clue crew starts a band playing music originating from the deep south in the 1860s. Blues crew? Mm-hmm. Blue crew.

Blue, blue, blue. Blues crew. Hall of Famer, Rod Coo-Cru. Blues, clues. Okay. Blues, clue. The clue crew develops a product to fight an annual infectious disease. Annual infectious, so this would be the flu crew.

Mm-hmm. The clue crew is... The Proof in 19. The clue crew is paid to attend events. You know, I don't want to give COVID-19 any more press. Free publicity, yeah. Yeah, I'm tired of that. They can pay us or nothing.

It lives rent-free in my my fucking brain every day, baby. The clue crew is paid to attend events and identify guests on requests. Okay, identify guests were paid to attend. So what's the name for someone who's paid to attend in a van? It's more like when people describe a really fancy Hollywood party. It was the blank blank. Oh, the cats. Who's who's who's who's, the cat's me out. Who's crew? Who's who crew?

The cat's me out crew. The clue crew sells tobacco products to baseball players. Jew crew. The clue crew is tired of this game and wants to move on to something else. New crew. Hey, Riddle Riddle, we're through crew. Thank you so much, Kim.

These were so fun. And thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. And thank you for thinking we can go into other businesses. It's you have a lot of faith in us. K.M. killer, Marmot. Let's give it a say killer bike. Um, so these next ones are from Avery. Oh, okay. Um, lucky us.

And I sit there. And I sit there. And I'm so sorry, uh, JPC just texted me a question. Um, an Avery is a, is kind of like a condo for bees. Oh, I, that's not what I texted you. I said small house. Condo.

I text out a little of the bad jokes that I don't want to say. Oh, come on. I say, here's one for you. I say, here's one for you. Yeah, so go back and listen to any episode. All the episodes he's texted me. Oh, man! Casey and I text during episodes and we say,

he says stuff like, don't worry, I'll edit all of them out. Come on. You're the funniest one. I wouldn't work here if it wasn't for you. Just sort of awesome stuff like that. He's saying all of that on the group text. Come on. We can see all that.

OK. OK. This is from Avery. This is from Avery. No seconder. I think we've done a round of these from Avery before. So here we are again. Avery here with another riddle submission based on your,

that's a dead stop catchphrase. Remember how we have a catchphrase based on one of us being them, mostly me? OK. each of these phrases will be followed by that's a blank stop where the blank rhymes with dead. Hope you like them. I think we did these, do we do these on the Dungeons and Dades episode? We did these recently, right? Yeah, recently. What can I ask, why is, why are our listeners absolutely obsessed with rhyming? Well, we do it a lot on the show.

Oh, so I picked these on purpose so we would stay in a rhyming mood. Oh, okay. So we're gonna wrap later. Toronto. Hey, Toronto and pronto. We'll wrap for daddy. Maybe we'll play Adolfs' favorite game animal parade.

Maybe that segment's coming up. Here it is. Hmm, no. Thank you for being honest. Damn. Okay, ready? Yes. Before we leave Paris, we've got to make a detour

to this one bolt. That's a bread stop? Yeah. What? Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Sorry. Aaron paused reading it and answered it. She was like, yeah, okay, whatever. I'm doing something different.

Hey, I can see the finish line of the I did a rod race. That's a slay. Dogs. Good job, Susie. You accurately colored in that traffic sign. And also, I should also say this is my joke every time. I experimented in college and I also did a rod. That's an octagonal.

The color sign. That's a red sign. Stop. It's a red sign. Stop. It's a red stop. I've had to call and cancel my city bank card because it got stolen. Oh, that sucks. No, that's not real.

Which is order a new one, I guess. Oh, I'm sorry. I still play the game. Yeah, but unreleaded someone did steal eight grand for me this morning. So are you serious? No. Oh.

What a wild thing to bitch. What a detailed joke. Kind of amazing. Well, I ate grand from you this morning. That's a full theft. I've had to call and cancel my city bank card because it got stolen. That's a card stop. That's a debit stop. Well, no, not debit or credit stop. Credit stop. Credit stop. Okay, so oh I see, we're doing half words. I didn't realize we were doing a game with half words. And I just wanna say I'm Saur.

I did rec nice. I can't even do it. Are you gonna say a tunnel? But I was still able to understand everything he was saying. Isn't that weird how you only need half the word? I have a sign of the jibby jobs. I'd like to just use a facts. I knew that Tyre would pop eventually.

It was worn down and bald. That's a trade stop. I would like to see a scene. At Island JPC, you are father and son and you know- Wait, I have a question. We could have been doing scenes during these. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. I know right. This is blowing way back. You are father and son. JPC, you are dropping your son Adel off at college.

And on the way, you have a flat tire. And maybe neither of you know how to change one or I don't know, I don't know what's gonna happen. Okay, counselor, don't lead us to. All right. Should, let's just call AAA. Pops, let's just call AAA. No, you know what?

Why don't we do this? You're going off to college. My big strong man, you're going to be a college boy now and we should fix this tire together, huh? We should do it. Dad, we're 30 feet from the driveway. I'm going to Phoenix Online. I know you feel like you need to quote unquote drop me off at college, but driving around

the block just to park back in front of our house and walk back in is purely... No, dammit, Nate. We're're gonna do this together as father and son. I'm gonna teach you a skill. Okay. Let's do this. Let's change this tire. Okay. Alright. Let's get out of the car. Here we go. Check your mirrors. Check your spots. Alright.

First of all, we gotta put in, we have to take the tire, the broken tire off. So... It's not broken, it's... Okay, yeah, sure. Nate, it's broken. The tire's broken. Alright. There's not broken, it's... Okay, yeah, sure. Nate, it's broken. Entire is broken. Alright. There's no one need to check it.

I could feel it in the car, it's broken. So we gotta take the lug nuts off. Let's try this with the finger. I think you just spin the tire. Okay, it's on the ground, it's not spinning as much. You're gonna hurt your hand, dad. Okay, okay Nate, here's what we do. I think we gotta pick the car up. No, we got to use a jack. That's right. Okay, uh get Nate

You go into the trunk and you grab the jack and get the jumper cables too. We know we don't know Your son jack can I get out? It's jack. Can I get out of the trunk? We all know who it is jack. Yeah get out of the trunk Sorry jack was Trying to go off to college with his big sorry Jack was trying to go off to college with his big brother I wanted to go off to college with my big big brother. Okay, Jack's either trunk And now let me get this British sweater. Here's the jumper and here is a RCN HBO package There's the cable. I guess you can go to college now, huh, it doesn't sound like college was really gonna be the right boot for Nate anyway. Hey, told you, I'm not going, I'm taking online courses and this is- And you had to stay home and hang out with us all day, huh?

Man Nate, I guess it's gonna be you at home with your younger brother Jack, who's your twin, so younger by a second, and your old dad who hasn't worked in, who the fuck quite a while. Dad, you really gotta put yourself back out there. What are you here? Let me as we change the tire Tell me your skill sets and I'm gonna help I don't have a job. I'm not gonna start dating again Nate just leave it alone I'm not putting myself back on it. You're perfect job. We're talking brunette blonde. What's your perfect job? I don't know tall Great since a humor nice teeth. Okay You know a, but not funny.

Mm-hmm. That makes it. It's seen. Oh my gosh. I would love to put on a dating profile that I'm looking for someone clever, but not funny. Oh my gosh. That's such a perfect thing for a man to do one. Be like a clever, but not funny.

No. Like a super intelligent, but not smart. A guy not wanting to be around to funny lady is self-hunting. That's bonkers, to be like, she can't be funnier than me. It's like, well, that sounds horrendous. Have you guys seen that, have you guys seen that this is neither here nor there,

but there's this Twitter post going from a, or Twitter thing going around from a relationship, reddit, like, relationship advice subreddit, where this comedian is saying that they've been dating this person for like seven, eight years and doesn't think she's very funny and encouraged her to put her jokes on Twitter. And now she has like 35,000 followers

and people think that she's very funny because he's like, but she's not. You haven't seen this. It doesn't matter. It's so funny because they posted this and not in his thing and now everyone is trying to figure out who this person is knowing that there's a person with like 35,000 followers who is the person who's dating this person. It's a whole, it's a whole thing.

Is he pissed that people think she's funny? Yeah, well, he's dying on the hill that she's not funny. Even though other people think that she's funny and she's like always trying to workshop jokes with him and he does not find her funny. Yeah, well he's he's dying on the hill that she's not funny even though other people think that she's funny and she's like always trying to workshop jokes with him and he does not find her funny and they've been together for like eight years. The other thing. But you don't know who they are. So yeah, so it is like a couple days ago people were having a field day trying to figure out I think I think I've exclusively only dated people who are funnier and talented than me. Yeah, I mean, but Adolf,

I guess that's also a compliment. No, me too. Honestly, I don't want, I want to be with someone who's way funnier than me. I don't care about anyone who's way funnier than me, because I don't think that it's important to compare yourself to your significant other, but you should not be with someone who you actively are like not enjoying their

company. Like that's insane. That's wild. To be like, I love my girlfriend, but she's not funny and I don't like it when she tells me jokes. That's terrible. It's a recipe for absolute failure. I broke up with a guy once because he didn't think I was very fun.

I could tell he didn't think I was very funny. And I was like, I want someone to enjoy me. His name. Say his name. Seth Myers. Seth Myers. You burn it down. This is funny. I was at a party two, I was at a party two weeks ago.

I was fucking killing. I was slaying. I was having a great time. I excused myself to go to the bathroom. I looked myself dead in the eyes in the mirror and I said, hey, pump the brick. You're doing too well at this party. Slow down, everyone's gonna fall in love with you.

Have you guys ever heard, you guys know Albert Brooks? Yeah. He famously, I don't know if he still does this, but he would go to Hollywood parties, and his big thing is he would always leave when he felt like he felt like was the biggest laugh. So he would walk around and tell a story, and when people were like crying laughing,

he'd be like, that's it for me and walk away. Almost like he was doing his stand-up set. And somebody said he was at a party one time and he got out of his car, walked up to the door, went inside and said something like when he came in the door and everyone broke up laughing. And he immediately was like, that's it. And he just turned around and walked out and left.

That same thing could be like a Tim Robinson sketch. That goes a little bit further. It goes up to 20 minutes. Before our break, I want to get through the rest of these quick. Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I'm ready. Yes. I kept telling my Uber driver over and over again that I wanted to end the ride.

That is a ride share. That is a, a, a night, mayor. That is a said, that, that's a said stop. Said to stop. Oh, I said to stop. Okay. Okay. Got you. Okay.

I've gotten a cut on my arm, but I had placed a bandage around it. That's a, that is a tetanus risk. Yep. That is a tetanus risk. That's a bled stop. Yep. You got it. Babe, can you hit up the pharmacy and grab my pills on your way home? That's a roof shortstop. That is a, that is entrapment. Yep. You're about to be arrested for selling pharmaceutical

grade. Can you read it again? That's a MedStop. It's a MedStop. Babe, can you hit up the pharmacy and grab my pills in your way home? Gotcha. It is fully entrapment. There's a story there. I'm holding 300 grams. I want to see a vaccine.

JPC, you are at the local Walgreens 24 hour pharmacy, and Aaron, you are the pharmacist, and JPC, you have to ask for some pretty embarrassing medication Hi, welcome to the pharmacy. How can I help you? Oh, hi? I'm sorry. I come in here all the time and you're You're new, right? No, I'm been here about six or seven years But just got a haircut. So I'm how can I help you? Oh? Oh, oh no, uh, you're, you're Ginny. Yeah. Yeah, we went to high school together. Oh, yeah, you probably don't remember me.

I'm Claire. It's crowned. Oh my god. You were, you were like, you're at homecoming queen. Yeah, you asked me out on the morning announcement You do remember me sure That was so cute and very flattering you look so familiar. That's crazy. It's been what it's been like 10 years You're a pharmacist now. Yeah, and I'm so sorry. We do have to hear the morning announcements where you asked her out Hey students, sorry I would get about the voice I was hit with a hockey puck at the game the last week Just one of the let everybody know the cafeteria today is special will be Salisbury's take which is wetstick and Ginny Bell and Kip if you are listening, I know if it's homecoming and coming up.

And I certainly would be Southbury taking my clothes. Okay, I heard that from MathClap. And back to present day? Yeah, so yeah. I love going to NBC High School with you. Bum bum bum, yeah. After the surgery, obviously, I could talk much better. Yeah, what can I could talk much.

Yeah, what can I do for you? Yeah, is there another pharmacist actually working? Only me today, and only me for the next several weeks, actually, under staffed. So you could just, you could just fill my prescription for Clarence Crown as my name, and if you could just fill my prescription. Are you, okay, I, do you need like need like butt pills or what is what's going on?

Um just write it down how about you just like no just it should be in the system we don't need to talk about it out loud it's not butt pills they start that way but it goes a lot worse so just just actually I'm not it's our system sort of rebooted today so you're gonna have to say out loud to me what you're picking up. Yeah it's voice activated that big sense yeah okay um I'm not, our system sort of rebooted today, so you're gonna have to say out loud to me what you're picking up. Yeah, it's voice activated, I have a sense of it. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to need penis pills for my butt.

Uh-huh. That go with my butt, and then make my penis not as bad as it is, I've got bad penis. Sorry, can you be more specific because we have a lot of different? Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got really bad penis've got bad penis. Um, sorry, can you be more specific because we have a lot of different? Sure, yeah, yeah. I've got really bad penis. Oh, really bad.

It's just a medical. Speaking of butt pills, we're going to take a quick butt pill break and we'll be right back with more NBC high school, the fighting peacocks. I hope we start advertising butt pills out the show. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help.

I'm, um, pranking, Addle, and I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Um, and I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stay in doubt and to see it online, whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand. Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engaged with your audience. And so anything for

products that cut into time, all in one place all on your terms Hey, I don't come here come here. Hey, what's what's going on? I actually I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him Do you have anything that like is there like a online store like it set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production, and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money. What is happening?

Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool.

I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site too. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, the website was for. Prank.

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Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path.

You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have they're never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this?

You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you, ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods.

Hmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy just so everyone's clear what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge. Hey Aaron, a GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them.

Dirty bread crumbs. And he's also like really into that owl who's swooping down. Anyways, let there be your map with better help. Visit betterhelp.com slash riddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help h-e-l-p.com slash riddle. R-I-D-D-L-E. R-I-D-D-L-E, the middle of riddles of D, but there is no true middle of riddle because it would be the space in the middle of the D.

I'm home. Bye, baby. I am home. Who are we? What is this? to see, hope you get home. Bye, baby. I am home. Who are we? What is this? I, clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to,

I know it's JPC's birthday, and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. And that is the app rocket money. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. And that is the app Rocket Bunny. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh? Rocket Bunny is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions,

monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years way before they were a sponsor and it helps me so much, especially around tax season. Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, uh, sorry, I also want to give a toast. Rocket money, well, quickly and easily find your subscriptions for you. And for any you don't want to pay for anymore, just hit cancel and rocket money will cancel

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I love your rocket money. I like my car. I like, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click,, can I have something? Okay, because I made a seven layer dip, and no one even fucking touched it. I know it's at my house. I did a cartwheel, I had the best time. Well, the reason I didn't touch your seven layer dip is because YouTube didn't sign my yearbook before break. And it feels like- How are we supposed to get you to sign your yearbook? That's a really tall order, and we're sorry

we couldn't get them to sign your yearbook. Yeah, I'm busy, man. About going to sign your yearbook. Well, I'm busy, man. About going to sign your yearbook. It's a week. You got me, we'll start from the edge. Okay, okay. So Adam Clayton. I want to thank Avery for those riddles.

There's a couple more. Do you want to just do the last two? Yeah, let's do it. You finish it up. Yeah. I don't know what, but some for boating feeling, kept me from going into the haunted house. A dread stop. Dread stop.

Actually, I'd love to see a scene. Okay, I'm the dread stop Roberts. What do you know I'm saying? I texted that just for reference. Me and Adel are like a 15 year old couple going on a date to a haunted house. And JPC, everyone else who works at the haunted house is sick. So you're having to do every single part of it. Like you take the tickets at the beginning.

You're every single part of the haunted house. Oh, I don't know. Claire, it says do not enter. Do you think that's a property? I know. I think if you hold my hand, we can do anything. Me! Welcome.

Welcome to the haunted house. Take a squeeze. Take a squeeze. Am to the haunted house. Tickets, please. Tickets. Am I still, okay, hold on, sorry. Welcome, welcome to the haunted house. Tickets, please, I'm the mad scientist. And if you want to get into the laboratory, and tickets, please do tickets.

Here are tickets, and we're ready. Why would we need tickets for a laboratory? It's a haunted house. But anyway, enjoy the show. Thank you. Oh look at those clear look at those beakers. Is that like a fog machine? That's cool. Scary. I'm like nervous. I miss Ion's experiment gone wrong. Well don't say that. Just be it. Yeah. I didn't have to change into the costumes. So I just have to say what I am. I'm just saying, it's like if someone jumped out

and said scary, like jump out and that's scary. But if you jump out and say scary. We have feedback at the end of the haunted house. So please save all of your comments until then. And now enjoy the butcher's room. Right, you're following us though. You stay here, we're going too fast, we're going too fast, look around.

Look at the fog machine, it's causing a lot of money to set this up, you have like two, three, five, but it's in here. I'm trying to get through the door at the same time. Can you move? Can you move? Butcher's room, Claire, your dad's a butcher, it's not called the butcher's room,

and there's a name for it, right? All right, let's just go. Okay, let's just go. Let's just go. Okay, let's just go. Okay, let's just go. Okay, let's just go. Okay, let's just go.

Ooh, there's like tarp, it's like clear tarp everywhere. Ooh, there's so much going on. Someone's going to get murdered. Oh man, this is scary. Oh, okay, we're walking in. Take a number. Take a number. Oh, it's like a real butcher shop.

Okay, 33. 33, you're up. What can I get you? Oh, I guess I'll take two pounds of Polish sausage and do you have a skeleton room is next? I can see a skeleton costume. Hold on, I'm ordering. Hold on. And do you have like a country ham? Yeah, we have Polish sausage. Do you want the spicy of the non-spicy? I don't really want to eat here. But don't eat this. This is raw meat. Two pounds, and you like a rib eye? Do you like a rib eye?

Do you want a hammer or a rib eye? I want country ham if you have, but I don't want spiral ham. I want country ham. I really rather not. I'm gonna go in the next room. We have honeybakes. Don't go in there.

Ah, okay. You know what? There's nothing in here. Oh, okay. Hold on, hold on. There's nothing in here. There's nothing in here. There's an invisible man. So, you know what I hold on. There's nothing in here. There's nothing in here. There's an invisible man

Graves you can't just say there's an invisible man. We should be able to tell there's an invisible it wouldn't be empty if you Stop Okay Stop, stop going in here. Oh, okay. You're not gonna see anything. I'm gonna go in. This part is like sort of a spooky library, but there's no one in here. Everybody good? Sick.

I was supposed to toss books at you. Okay, I'm in the last room. You're ruined. She's well fed. There's no one in here. Okay, I got through. Okay, leave. That's a gift shop.

Clearly, don't take anything. Grab a comment card. Sweetie, grab a comment card. I wonder if I still have to pay for this meat. There's no one here. Of course you have to pay for the meat. I'm still here, man. I got a whole lot of food.

I'll just be able to watch. I do love, next is the butcher shop. What do you want? Well, I guess I'll take some. Yeah, we got some sausage. I think that's such a good idea. Put an actual butcher shop in the middle of the line else where they just sell you meats.

And you come out and be like, yeah, I got like four pounds of ground chuck. I guess I'm having burgers tonight. Thank you so much, Avery, for those. Thank you, Avery. Thank you for taking the time to make them. That means a lot to us. Donka, Avery.

I think I'm just realizing, I really like the name Avery. Oh, at all. Oh, just wanted to put that out there. Speaking of people who sent in a very creative riddles, this one's from Laurie, who I think we've read a riddle from him on the show before. He has created these really cool puzzles, and he doesn't think we've done them before in the show His name is Lori Blacklock Which is such a cool name. Okay, he said very much. You can use my full name. I can wait hold on I can use his full name so I could go around tell And I can use his credit cards I can just take I can live his life I can tell to the mr. Ripley. I can push his wife off the boat. That's gonna be a cred stop.

Okay, of course don't forget you can always email us riddles at hrrapodcast at gmail.com and you'd let us know if you want us to read your full name and if you do give us your social security number and we'll make sure and do that. Yes. Okay, I saw these kinds of puzzles the other day whilst reading my local paper and thought I'd make up some for you guys It's a simple idea, but you may need to write these down to work them out. First of all, I absolutely fucking won't second of all Don't be writing a whilst in an email to us. He's from England. If he's not care. I don't care if he's from fucking college Hold on JPC his last name is Blacklock. He can say whilst if his last name was like fucking you know Biggle Bob the no, but his name is black lock dude if his name is biggle Bob

I'd be like whoa this guy's Austrian royalty yeah, you can do whatever the fucking what's And each puzzle I will give you three incomplete words that each have the same three letter word missing You have to work out what the missing three letter word is. Example below. Try, EM, IUM, cast. Oh wait. Laurie, I'm gonna tell you what I told my physical therapist. I don't gotta work out shit.

Then why are you here? I'm wasting my time. And I've never get it over my accident. Okay. Adelaide, did you get it? Yes, the missing three letter word is off. So we have cast off, offium, which is a type of drug and a try off, which is what they call cheerleading practice.

No. Well, fuck me, I guess it sucks. No, come on, you got this. Try blank, blank, EM, blank cast. Blank cast. Okay. Try blank, blank EM, opium, opium. It's just supposed to be the example I should just give you. Yeah, yeah give it to us. The three letter word is pod. Try pod, podium in podcast. Wait, try to spell to your eye.

Yeah. Oh, I put to your why. That's my fault, that was me. Easy. Here's five more for you guys. Okay, I'm ready. I got a piece of paper out of my printer. My printer did make a weird, weird noise

when I take the paper out. I don't take it like having its food is taken from it, but we'll see. And- Ready? Yes. That's so disturbing. Okay.

Please. I was eating that. Give it back. Okay. Har, H-A-R, T-S-T-I-S-T, Int, I-N-T. And is it always the second half of the word, or is it sometimes...

Is it always a suffix, or is it a prefix, sometimes a... It can't, but it can be either. It can be either. Okay, so I'm going to say lot. We have Harlett, lotest, and Latent. Int-Lat. This is an Int-Lat Mr. Pit. Oh, I actually, and one of these one is sort of in the middle of one of those.

Is in the middle. What? What? So it can go in the middle of letters and... Yeah, it can go anywhere. Oh, this... It can go anywhere. It can go anywhere. This is more of like a word search than it is like a lateral thinking problem.

GBC, you just asked that to me like you were a kid in a musical and I was a grown up. It can go anywhere. Yeah, I live my life like I'm a kid in a music. And it seems to me that you live your life like a kid in a musical. All right, Adam, this is obviously going to be easier if we just start with hard. So let's do some hard things. Hard long. Hard, more superstar. Hard is bro. Hard, get off me ship.

So I'll give you a hint. It comes after a hard, but it comes before test. So we were right. It is a suffix on her. Mm-hmm. Herum. Herum. No.

Just the word harm. No. It's three letters. It's with three M's. Okay, are they all three letters? Mm-hmm. Okay, harm. Har.

Har. Har. Har. Har. Har. One is a job. Oh, a hard stylist. I'm a hard stylist. Okay. I do.

I come to hard. Let's see this. Addle, you're in a power to town that you've never been to before. You come across a hard stylist, H-A-R stylist, and you've never been to before. You come across a harstylist, H-A-R-Stylist, and you go in just to see what it's about, and you are working as the harstylist. Do you want me to cut your heart? Wait, first, come in.

Dig-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling. Do you want me to cut your heart? Oh, hello. I've never been, this, oh, this looks like a very expensive part of town. I've never seen this before. I have scissors. Would you like a harcott? I mean. I've never seen this before. I have scissors. Would you like a hard cut?

I mean, I know how people cut hair. You don't have to talk down to them. No, a hard cut. No, I know, but you said I have scissors, but you already said if I, you know. Milange, did he just say I know how people cut hair? Yeah, he thinks we cut hair. We cut hair.

We cut hair. We don't cut hair, we cut hair. We cut her. We cut her. We don't cut her. We cut her in here. Malash. Cut her. Cut her. Cut her. Are you from Cut her?

It's cut her. It's cut her. It's cut her. It's cut her. This is Malash. I am fromage. He is fromage. She is and we cut her.

I can't see the open and door to get out. I can't see the opening door to get out. I can't see the opening door to get out. That's not a door. That's not a door. That's in one way. That's one way. It wasn't door when you came in. Now it's not a long door to door.

It seems like you're harcelon. It seems like it's just floor to ceiling marble and there's no chairs. Am I supposed to sit? Oh. I wanted to chair's just floor to ceiling marble and there's no chairs. Am I supposed to- Ah! I wanted to chair! I wanted to sit to the chair! I mean, I'm walking so hard! You don't have to sit to get your har card! Why would you need a chair if we're going to cut your har card?

Um, I guess you have a good point. Well, uh, do your worst. I have- I don't know. I don't know if it's a princess. Do your best, do your best. I promise you want us to do our work! No, sorry, Nash. Why would we ever do your worst? I'm a... I don't know if it's a success. Do your best. I promise you want us to do our worst. No, sorry. Why would we ever do our worst? I don't know. She's the same. Why would we?

Okay, if you want our worst, hard cut. We'll give it to you, but it's going to cost $100. And not what you think it's $1. It's the cares of a doll? Okay All right, um, well do a handstand. So the handstand. I don't Not like that I hold up a little sign. It's just five point one

I hold up a little sign. It says 5.1 I hold up a little sign that says 4.8 Oh the average of that is 5 points No No Yes, it is my don't I was I only with the heart College is that Harvard is that what you call Harvard all done Goodbye goodbye goodbye I can't open the door Is that Harvard? Is that what you call Harvard? All done. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. I can't open the door. That's not a door. That's not a door. I came in through here. Now you must go up. Can I be honest with you, Sar? Can I be honest with you?

Yeah. This is a prank show. You're supposed to win money by how long you can stay in here. We never had a person stay in here so long. I couldn't get out. Are you Jamie Kennedy? No. I should.

I should gut your ours. Best friends, niece. And I should go to our best friends, Chimney Sweep. So your meal, Kunis's niece and meal akunis is Chimney Sweep? Yeah, we don't have a good day at work. See. So what just happened? I love, you can't get out that way, you have to go up.

There's no stairs in there. Harpoon. No. Oh, Harpoon, Pooncast. No, I'm on the wrong one. I'm just gonna tell you. Okay, what is it? Den, D-E-N.

Hard in, dentist, instrument. Indent. Indent. Indent. Indent. Oh, it's real tricky when the words can go anywhere and not just pre-yourself. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess it is hard. We're in for a bumpy ride. when the words can go anywhere and not just pre-yourself.

Yeah, I guess it is hard. We're in for a bumpy ride. This, there's four more of these. I am T. Take and C-O-M-E, come. Sorry, I am T, which of course is, you know, when someone's choking, you get an I-M-T. Take and what was the last one?

Come. All right, can you tell us, Aaron, are any of these just in the middle or are all of these? Two are in the middle. Why? Except for take. Okay, so clearly, so let's start with take. Clearly it's pre-take, pre-empt and pre-come.

No, the two ones are in the middle. Is it take-out? Pre-take can still get you pregnant. No, it comes before take. Just like me. You're not totally off base at all. Is it, oh, is it army? No.

Take army? Is it, are these sweet, these sweet, these sweet, these are three-letter words? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, so it's not intake, it's not, um, me. Outtake. No, you had the right first letter.

With which one? Pre. Pre. I feel like we're two monkeys trying to write warren piece. Pistake. I did, I laughed so hard at the pistake. I've heard of Pispetti, but not Pistake. So it's P-something, something take.

P-something, something take. Pre-take, post-pastake. P-pastake. I want Pistake and Pistake for dinner, please. I wanna see a scene. Aaron and JPC, you are two, you're two like six-year-old kids, you're playing house and you're both talking,

you're both talking like what you think adults talk like, but it's clearly not what any adult ever talks like. Where were you? I was alone with the baby for eight hours. I'm sorry, I had my sequitariate, had a tough day I was giving her a wide whole your secretary Okay, okay. I don't even know you anymore. Are you the man I married? Who are you? I?

Don't know Sherwell because the man you married wasn't broken into a thousand pieces Switched so thin trying to make you happy. I ever wanted what so loved you. Every other night on those sports bed websites is making me happy. You gambled away our wife's savings. And your wife. The wheel gamble is me trying to figure out what pleases you. I twine and I twine and I get creative. I bet it's not how to

please your secretary. Get out. And we she understands me. She makes me feel like a maim. That's not on me that you don't understand the mother of your babies. You it's on you to do the label to understand your own wife I Can't understand my own wife because I don't understand myself I wake up in this body and I wonder how did I get here? Well, it kind of sucks that you two reenacted my parents divorce, but I guess The tapes of their divorce some of the voices were changed to protect I'm just gonna tell you so we can finish I love I love the declaring whose identity we're predicting par I think I can. Come par. Par take. Par come.

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So it's good to know there's a hard one. And these are three letters. Uh-huh. Is it separate? No. Separate? Yeah, it is. Sorry.

What's wrong with me? So a TTE? Is it ATE or the letters? No. Oh. What? Wait, what? They messed up. They messed up.

Oh, okay. One of these. Sorry. What are the three letters? It's rat. Rat. Separat. I forgot to take the R because they put, they,

they had it as S, S, T, S. Okay, ration. Separat. It's S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, And it's three letters. F-I-G-Wait, what? F-I-G-T? Mm-hmm. F-I-F-I-D-Sh. F-I-F-I-F-I-F-I-D-Sh. It's wild how much Simon and Garfuckos the box are comes up on the shelf. Ha-ha.

Um, Comed. Education and Fited. F-I-D. Comrade. It's these are three letter words, right? Mm-hmm. and fight it. Fit. Comrade. It's these are three letter words, right? Mm-hmm. Locean. Nope, that's not right.

No. Ha. Uh, I wanna say, I don't know and I can't care. So, TIO is obviously the, it's obviously a prefix in that. So good for a prefix. Oh, is it ROM, RON? No. ROMCOMED!

You've been ROMCOMED by man. Oh shoot! Someone knocked my books out of my hand and my glasses fell off, I've been ROMCOMED. Do you guys get your cable service from ROMCOMED? I guess ROMCOMED would be electricity? No. I get my the sparks, what is it?

The sparks that fly when I meet someone for romcom ad, baby? I don't know. I own romcom ad $400. Let's take a shot. Let's take a shot. Hold on, does, speaking of online, does anyone own the website rom.com?

It looks like rommomanual has that one. Fuck. How are we spelling rom? Aaron, can you give us a hint? Yes, I would love to. Thank you so much for asking. I'm just gonna tell you. Her. No, it's, be it to the end.

Be it to the end. It begins with an end? Mm-hmm. For the TION, the first one. It's before. So motion. Is it men, emian? Mm-hmm. M's before. So motion. Is it men, Emian?

Mention, command, command. Command, and... Figment. Fight, men. Fight, man. All right, ready, last one. Yes. Dead.

D-E-A-D. Deads, sorry. Deads. Fools, Hearts. And he's better be spelled the way he's found her. Dead stop, full stop, hard stop. Yep, really enjoy the show, guys. Hands down my favorite podcast.

That's really sweet, Lori. Thank you so much for giving us more puzzles and riddles, Lori, we really appreciate it. Please email us at hrpodcast.gmo.com and make sure to include what parts of your name were allowed to say if anything and if not, we'll just read your initials. Thank you so much, Laurie. And this is an English accent. Sean and I have been watching so much seven up this week so we could get ready for 63. You know, the British

documentary where they filmed them every seven years. I don't know. Yeah, make some up your face myself. Yeah. Yeah. We're let doubloom. No, we're let oh, wait. Yeah, there's Orlando Bloom, the spokesperson for seven up from Matt TV. Make seven up yours. And also watch Lord of the Rings. It's the ears this fall. But we can't stop quoting them around the house because the little boy who's like from the poor part of part of town when he's seven, he does impression of rich people. And this is his impression of rich people. He goes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they're nuts.

I'm just saying that open over again. And they never hear no. That's the word, that's a wildest part. And one of the women gets married and she goes, you do think, what have I done? Jesus Christ, what have I done? She says that after getting married. I do want to see one final scene

before we in the show. We're going to revisit the two kids who were playing house earlier, and now they're still playing house, but now they're playing as if they're posh British people, but they sound and talk nothing like posh British people. Hey, have you made sure to fire old maids today? I've been making myself so unhappy and you and I has it been fair because I don't know how to love myself Never in all my days did I think my husband would go to therapy and do the labor

To fix work on himself so we could work together on us Well, I just thought about it for a sick it enough thought I'm not gonna cry I got all cry out in therapy, I did all I did. I know that it's more time to cry here I go. Weepy weepy tears down my face. And what I'm doing now is I'm not trying to fix this. I'm just trying to be pretty cool. Please just let me feel my feelings.

Kids. Kids. Pistake is ready. He's just letting me fail my failing! Kids! Kids! Pistake is ready. We had Pistake last night. Was it leftovers? Well your dad got it from a haunted house, so we're gonna eat it. Beckett, do you ever feel like we make up these characters

to kind of escape the reality of it? A hundred percent. Do you ever feel like it's sort of weird that we're brother and sister and we keep? That's for therapy later later rolag is married couples. No, I think that's normal. I love you Now now that's a room from a haunted house Two siblings pretending to be married Speaking of two siblings for sure to be married JPC do you have any plugs for your cousins? I would love to plug some stuff

I first of all want to thank everybody who came out to our live shows that happened last night. So if you're hearing this, you did not come through it. That was our live stream show. It went so great. It was so fun. Aaron, Adel, what was your favorite part? You know what, let's not say.

I think all the laughs. Yeah. If you would love to hear it someday, it might be on the Patreon a year from now. So you go over to the Patreon and listen to that and then I also do want to plug for people who might not know our patreon We do like bonus episodes. We did a just recently like last week. We did a virtual Escaproom so there's a virtual escape room that we recorded via zoom We had a lovely gentleman from the script and by the name Brian who did the escape room with us very fun

Go over to patreon if you would love to check us out in that escape room and then as always You can listen to the billbuds podcast and you can just find that wherever you find podcasts Aaron anything to plug. Yes follow me Aaron keep 10 on Instagram Again if you message me just give me like a month to get back to you But yeah, I love hearing from you. And yeah, also, please join our Patreon because on our Discord, I'm going to do a few more like live listens through. So you guys get to pick the episode of Hey Riddle Riddle that I listened to,

and then we'll all listen together and be like, what? So I'll be doing a couple of those this month. So check that out. Addle. Yes? Wake up. You got to do your plugs. I want to plug if you haven't listened in a while or ever.

I feel like now is a good time to check back in with Magic Tavern. We've had the last month or so. We've had some pretty cool guests. We've had Jason Manzucas. We've had Doe Boys. We have some cool upcoming guests. So please check that out. Hello for the Magic Tavern is the name of the show. And then also I have some workshops coming up. Saturday, October 24th, I'll be doing two podcasting workshops with Queen City Improv out of Charlotte.

These are obviously on Zoom and not in person. So if you go to eventbright.com, that's eventbright, brit.it.com, and search my name. Those workshops will come up and you can buy tickets. And then also, I'm doing a podcasting workshop through third coast comedy in Nashville. So if you go to thirdcoastcomedy.club, you should be able to see the workshops.

And that's starting on November 7th and it's a three week workshop on podcasting. So check out the whole book with my shirt says. Look at it, taping shirt. So check out local MyShirt says. Third Coast. Whoa, because we did a show there. No, it's a different third coast. This is a sandwich company though. But we, but I'll be doing some podcast workshops

for Queen City Improv and for third coast comedy. So please buy tickets and I hope to work with you. Aaron, of course, any start of a podcast workshop, the basics you need to know are that you have to align your microphone in a certain position so that it aligns exactly with... Jupiter, boss forever then, Du Bois. That's my thing, that's my thing.

That's my thing. Hey, come back in. Aaron, look. Woo! Come here. I beat your buddy too fast. Woo-hoo. Now no one's going to take the workshop

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