Hey Riddle Riddle - #119: Bleh Riddle Riddle 3!

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

It's our 3rd annual Halloween episode! We talk about how to trick r' treat in 2020, what all the hottest costumes are and uphold some Hey Riddle Riddle traditions! You'll hear a clown robbery, get to know who exactly is in Damages and play along with a spooky version of your favorite $100 Giveaway! Drink some fake blood, eat a tiny snickers and lay down to enjoy the scariest podcast of the year! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a Headgun Podcast. Terror falls across the land. Hashtag Whittle Wednesday is closer to hand. As improvises and workforce cats will terrify goals, podcast apps. And to so ever shout their try to lampoon Erin's closer eyes, must sit through Addon's puns and barbs as GPC steals their magic cards. The foulest noise in the air, the groves of 40,000 listeners as the solution to each riddle asks ends up in such fucking trash. For though the Pazis pose seen fine, the answers will be shitting. For no mere mortal shall resist the evil of these riddies.

Ah! I'm very tired of playing the theme. The doctor was the mummy. He stood on a block of fat. Also the nurse was the mummy. It was the cabin in the room. He's empty with ice cold. It works and the horse in the world. It's empty with ice cold.

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Yes, like a flannel plat. Oh, Rinfry, you fool. What? I said, throw the adalpods in the trash. Oh, I'm, I'm a stuff, I'm so, it's okay, it'll have to do, it'll be covered in plaid. Master, here we go, let me throw this witch. Yeah.

Wow, I've got a great ass now. I look hot on GPC and I've never looked better because I got the sweet sweet air in body. Oh, police horses. Oh, Kisa cousin, if you pay me in piss. Yama! It's almost perfect, but the plan is just wrecking it for me. It's just too much plan. Oh, I've never been better. Oh, no, I'm not wearing plan. He, Adel wears zipper plan. Begetti, where the hell are you?

You're my dog and I'm dating Mariah. No, Master, what I was doing was I was going to say, Zip, hey, it's me, Adolfi, AKA Count Puzzula. We also have JPC, AKA David S. Puzzies, and Aaron Keefe, AKA Spooky Sleepy Witch. Have you noticed I changed my costume this year? Oh, what's your costume? I'm a skeleton that has muscles and skin and nerves over it.

So, so body. That's just, no, Aaron, that's just a body. That's kind of stepping on David as puzzles because that's why I hope that he's like a bbody. Yeah, what are you doing? Oh Scary Emma skeleton with skin in hair over it you are covered in a sequence That's unrelated to this episode The third annual play riddle riddle our Halloween Spooktacular JPC what we're gonna say I was just saying that I don't know about you guys But we're not obviously not gonna have a trick or treaters this year So we didn't buy a bunch of candy to hand out to them and

vis-a-vis I have not eaten a bunch of fucking candy and I'm pissed. Where my candy's at? I see a little grump. I'll send some candy to your house. I am a grump. I'm a big grump because I want my little I want my little crunch bars I want my little Mr. Goodfellers, I want my little sticker. Is that what you called, kids? Yeah, that's a good one. And then I also want candy. And then what candy too?

I'm a famous contier so I wanna eat an almond joy. Well, JBC, oh go ahead, Addle. You might have stumbled on it something in terms of, yes, we cannot deliver candy to kids. I've seen a few YouTube videos where people are making like bespoke crafted tubes from their porch to like the front sidewalk. Yeah, I need my tubes for something else.

It's dumb. They just dump candy in it and it shoots down to the sidewalk, but I think you saw a lot of something where maybe we just have kids give us, no, this is gonna come out weird. Never mind, I was gonna say we could have kids give us their address and then we could Amazon ship them candy, but that sounds terrible.

Why? Explain that that would be bad. That sounds great to me. Can I get your address? Honestly, it sounds fine to me. You have some weird hang ups. Well, JBC, how about Sean and I come trick or treating at your house, so even excuse to buy candy. We won't come up to the door.

We're away from our car. We won't be wearing costumes. I think so last year was our first year in this place. And we were like, we were unsure if there would even be trick or treaters. I think it was also very cold last year on Halloween. And we put just, we put, and also spaghetti goes crazy if anyone rings the doorbell or knocks. We're like, we don't wanna deal with this. So we just put a big bowl of candy on our porch,

like a big bowl of candy on the porch room, just a sign that's a take one. And we came out at the end of the night and it was like no one had come. Like maybe like three people had taken candy. So then we had this enormous bowl of candy that we just ate or I ate. Ugh, I'm actually glad.

I'm actually glad I don't need to eat that much candy. If I had kids in the city and there was just a bowl that wasn't shrap-round of candy out, I would be like, we're not taking candy from that. I wanna look a man in the eye. And I'll decide if I trust the candy he's handing out to me. I just wanna vet mo kids and go, go to Walgreens or something.

You can buy for three dollars You can get so much candy. That's the spirit at all. That's the point. You'll save your little tootsies two hours of walking So put them up on the on the ottoman and just zone out and watch some invaders Somewhere some where some were off distant in the future a prosecutor was just handed an envelope that has the line I want to vidmo kids. And they were like, we got a case closed. The prosecution arrests. There was one Halloween that I had chickenpox,

and I was supposed to be an angel. So for a few houses on my block, including my aunt's house, who lived two houses down, my dad held me and was carrying me and then held up my angel costume with the other hand And was like she would have been wearing this That's like what the parent of a missing child says My daughter would have worn this angel costume if you know anything about Kelly Please call and my sister came home with so much candy, and I was like I'm very sick

Could you spare a couple of Reese's for your very sick and her sister and no one gave me anymore candy as well. And you were an 85 year old New Yorker. Yeah, I was. Could you please spare some candy? That's also her, her JVC impression from the beginning of the episode. I lost the street. Diane is on leave and I haven't seen her in the dogs age. You see a pressure from the beginning of the episode. It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal.

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It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal. It's the hell of a big deal. It, so we kill a pig and we whisper our secrets into its mouth and then eat the pig. I wasn't here last year. I don't remember that. But something I'd like to pose to you all is something we talked about last year, which is, what do we think, even though there are not going to be trick-or-treaters,

what do we think, if there were, what would have been the top costumes of 2020? And I think there's a right answer. Oh, okay. Well, it would have been like Tiger King. top costumes of 2020. And I think there's a right answer. Oh, okay. Well, it would have been like Tiger King. That's what I was gonna say. For Ronavirus. Tiger King and Carol Baskin.

Serendos starters. Would probably be. Serendos. Serendos. Serendos starters. Serendos starters. Serendos starters. Yeah, I think that the joke exotic thing probably

would have been pretty popular. What else was popular? Probably some Borats. Lovecraft country. So maybe some like Eldritch horrors. Yeah. Look at things, tentacles all over their face.

The vow was popular. So I don't know, what do you wear when you're in like some sort of like sex cult? Like that dress up. Come just as you are, JBC. That's that's that's the motto we throw on the door. What else has been popular this year? I feel like this is forget this entire year.

Yeah, it's like it's like booms and booms and it's just like whatever was lucky enough to have already been shot that they could produce and quarantine and then throw out there. But what was the Andy Sandberg movie? That was big for a minute. Oh, hot rod. There was a part of it. When I was thinking about this and I thought of Tiger King, I was like, Tiger King, that 2004 documentary, and I was like, that was like five months ago. It has a real 2004 vibe. Yeah. I never watched it. I assume it was bad because of internet. It was entertaining, but it's, I mean, it's not good. And another tradition we have now,

our yearly Halloween tradition, is that I give a riddle, and then I give the answer one year later. So you all, all you cats and kittens out there have been very patient for 365 days. This is the one that I think that people like most of all. So 2019, the riddle from one year ago is what is wicked, homeless, white,

and goes up and down. You two guessed several, you said something about like a Bostonian, camera, what else? Sounds like me. Something about a carousel. Yeah, I was gonna say carousel, that sounds familiar. So what is wicked, homeless, white, and goes up and down? You guessed it.

Santa Claus? A ghost in an elevator. And my favorite part of these is they're always worth it. YouTube made the exact same tongue click at the same time. Well, you combined our bodies and our brains. What did you expect? And my blood and my heart. People have been waiting an entire year

to hear ghosts in an elevator. Oh, I would like to see a scene. OK. So, Adel, you're an elevator operator, a GPC, you're a ghost. And you just moved into the building and you're very, very rich and you're just trying to like, let the elevator operator know how rich you are. Good morning, sir. What floor will we be? A booth. A booth? A booth. A booth to you.

Okay. You must be Canadian. I was I'm now a ghost so a boo a boo a boo a boo goes to have no nationalities. Please. I don't wish to talk to you all day please a pit house of course Oh, here you go. Why also have playboy or hustler if you prefer? I will take all three, but I will take them back to my penthouse with me Ooh the pervert sandwich, all three. I'm moving to put the penthouse in the middle. There's nothing playboy in top in the house. There's a bottom there for me.

They're perverted about it. Joy, a ghost, a joy, pornography. I've got all this actual plasma, and my doctor says that if it doesn't go out, I lose it. So, there's nothing perverted about that. Oh, I, sir, I must say I didn't know you were a ghost, but I, I'm happy to have a ghost in the building, and I just want to let you know that, um, please, I must say I didn't know you were a ghost, but I'm happy to have a ghost in the building and I just want to let you know that, um, please, please, please, you're embarrassing yourself.

I'm a ghost. Let's leave it at that. Pint house one. Pint house one. Going, going up, so, uh, no, you know I'm a ghost. Oh, I would like to go to the ghost, P. Oh, going going down. Yes. Thank you. To the sub-basement penthouse. What? Let me try and break the elevator here so we go down below the ground floor. Please. Famously, we don't have a basement here at the build more. I'm sorry. What was your name? My name is Jonathan. Jonathan, what normally elevator operatives, Jonathan, don't narrate every piece of everything that they're doing at their duties. I have a ghost and I'm a milking air.

I don't need to know all about your life. Oh, I've blown it. Let me just swipe the sweat off my brow because I'm sweating profusely. And I'm gonna unbutton the top two buttons of my jacket because it's getting a little hot in here. Wow, we're really going down. We must have gone down 300 miles.

Yes, well, I'm Pint House 1. And Jonathan, don't mistake that I think, what you are doing. Don't mistake your intentions. I see you on buttoning your jacket, wiping your brow. You think that's just because... Yeah, as you think, you think that you saw one movie where the guy fucks the ghost or whatever.

Ghostbusters. He gets a little bit of a joke from that library. He gets a birdjob from the ghost and a library. You saw Dan Acroid get it and his eyes roll back into his head and you thought, next time I see a ghost, I'm gonna try. Well, I'm a millionaire, so if you think that I'm going to go down on you, unless the conditions are exactly correct. Ding!

Hahaha. Um, I need to say something. Dan Acroid has come up. Was that seen? Aaron was that seen? Yeah, I was seen, of course. Ding is seen. Ding is seen in ghost time.

You don't get it. Dang is seen in public life. Dan Acroid has come up twice in 24 hours for me. Really? Yes, Sean. Sean's college friends got engaged and we were all going and dropping off gifts and we brought them a bottle of wine and another one of his college friends came running in and was like I have

something like to the backyard where we're all meeting was like I have something to give you and took out this bottle of vodka that shaped like a skull and was like guess who would sign by and then I he was like what and he was like Dan Acroid he was like, Dan Acroid. He was like, dude, I don't give a shit about Dan Acroid. What is this? And he was like, yeah, I got this signed by Dan Acroid. And I was like, why are we talking about Dan Acroid so much? And I can't believe he's come up twice in 24 hours. What is Dan Acroid doing signing bottles of his vodka?

Is he using nothing else to do? I'm doing that for like the last 10 years. He'll go to like, binnies or wherever and show up and sign bottles of his of his like hundred dollar crystal skull vodka That's just a hundred dollars. I'm sure something I'm dating the wrong guy and that friend. Yeah, I got his name's tall Tommy That's what we call him. I gotta date tall Tommy Let's get into some spooky Ritty rib cages and ghosties.

Here's the first one. Yes, please. Thank you so much. Thanks for the support. Let's go ahead and give David S. Puzzles. Any riddles? Yes, the first one is it wraps you in case you put some spooky music behind any spooky, really, I read.

Hey, Casey, don't you dare put anything spooky behind me, my man. I'll fucking punch its lights out if I see something spooky coming up behind me. That's a mirror Wow, why my hands all cut up It wraps you in its ghostly arms a gray and clammy thing Yet if you move it lets you go and never says a thing What is it? Fog. Aaron, you nailed it, it's fucking fog. Interesting.

And I want to say a moat or an echo. If I get a guess, if this is still America, you couldn't be more on. Here we go, here's another one. This is a little more on the lighter side. What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Aaron got scared. I keep burping. Am I okay? Do you want me to web MD it? Yeah, please. Look up burping on a web. Web to be it says, are you floating to the ceiling with your grandpa? That's from

Mary pooping. Aaron is on, I-M-B-D. It is very different. Wait, look up, Irving on Web M-D-M. Okay, I got you. Aaron, it's going to, I'm sorry, I have to ask you a couple personal questions. Of course. Who knows? Who's to say?

I-Color? Sad. I-Wait. Ooh, ooh, probably like, ooh, I don't, I don't, I don't, pound seems like too much, but less than that seems like too well. I love that movie. Oh my God. I love it.

Well, my eyes weigh, well, not less than a pound, more than a pound, but not less than a pound. What's that? I don't like thinking about my eyes outside of my body. You got it. Okay, Aaron, surprisingly, that is a response. I don't like thinking about my eyes instead of my body. I'll put that.

And you said, do the symptoms include burping? Burping, I also got my wisdom teeth out this week and everything hurts. Okay. So you got them heavy eyes, but that real light mouth. WebMD says it is most likely testicular cancer. So, good luck Aaron. I'm sorry I laughed that hard.

I just, very surprised I said that, I'm sorry. It's just WebMD, it's. Good luck, Aaron. I'm sorry I laughed that hard. I just, very surprised I'd said that. I'm sorry. It's just WebMD. It always says that you have cancer, guys. I actually talk to a frickin' doctor if you can frickin' a Ford one, which nobody can because nobody has health care. Speaking of things that aren't funny,

what should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Honk. Ask them to stop. I wanna see a scene. Um, JPC, you are a clown and you, uh, so full clown, the wig, the nose, the shoes, the get up, um, and you are, you are trying to, uh, seriously mug Aaron for her purse. Excuse me, ma'am. Ha ha ha ha ha.

What are you doing? Oh. Yay. Hey. Hey, you listen to me now. You listen to me now. Oh, you listen to me now. Oh my god, it's so cute.

Let me film this. No, no, don't film this. OK, give me your purse and your wallet. Ooh, OK. Leigh, are you you gonna like pull one of those long, um, oh, that's magicians. What do you do? Just give me the fucking wallet and the purse. I'll do it if you want to do it. I'll make you laugh.

Wait, do you have a little dog on a tricycle with you? You know what I do? You can see the dog. Oh my gosh. Jackson, Jackson, I gave you the switchblade. Where did you put it? I saw it. You sold it.

Jackson, you're fucking useless. Also, why is your voice down just like mine? You're a dog and I'm a man. I learned it from you, bark bark. Ah boy, okay. Wait, don't tell me that flower on your chest has water in it. There's a flower, but Jackson, I'm bug. Oh boy, okay, well he's- Wait, don't tell me that flower on your chest has water in it. There's a flower, but chest, huh? I'm allergic.

Oh God. Oh, that was a pointy-erda. Oh, I could have been killed. Speaking of killed, give me that wallet. I'm a bad man. I'm a shit lover. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's so cute and funny.

Can I ask you a serious question? Yeah. Do you really think I'm funny? Yeah, it's so funny. Well, the whole reason I was turned into a life of crime is because clowning wasn't working out. Nobody thought that I was funny anymore, but because you, a lady on the street, think that I'm funny, I've renounced my life of crime. And I can go back to just being a clown. Here's a tip.

Okay, is it gonna be like, get a new line of work? No, no, I don't have any advice. Here's a $20 tip. You are hilarious in the game. Okay, fuck me, right? This is like a fake joke money. It's been happening, buddy. No.

You're fucking with me. You're very funny. You're a fucking man. I don't need your fucking charity. I don't need your fucking charity. Wait, he's taking my car. My car is so small on the outside, but has a ton of room on the inside. I hope in the door, come on, get in dogs.

I got an Arby in dog trying to try to say, cause we're not gonna take your car. Say, so DBC, quick question, do you consider Mickey Mouse a clown? He's the world's greatest clown. All right, because you were definitely doing a Mickey Mouse impression. He's obviously more similar to what's going on.

There's more similarities between a clown and Mickey Mouse than there are differences. Welcome to my college course. Speaking of the only clown that I know that sounds like, the only voice that I know that is a clown specific voice is crusty the clown's voice and we have more shows to record tonight so I don't really feel like doing that to my voice, right? Sure. Can you give us a taste?

Hey boys and girls it's me, crushed to the clown. Now you just have a talent. I wouldn't love your commitment to the craft. Anybody us a taste? Hey boys and girls, it's me, crushed to the clown. Now you just sound like towel. I would love your commitment to the craft. Anybody got a towel? Ha ha ha. What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? My friends, you should always go for the juggler.

Mm, yeah. I forgot that Halloween riddles are just bad jokes. That's also really bad advice. Yeah, terrible. Still like riddles are just bad jokes. Yeah, I'm really. That's also really bad advice. Yeah, terrible. Still like rips up what's thrown out. Because the juggler's concentrating in, he's not gonna be a threat for a while. Here we go, here's another one.

In ancient times, you're... Well, guys, I just remembered I was in the Juggling Club in high school. What did you juggle, just like Hackie Sacks? I don't think I ever juggled. Aaron, you were in a juggling club in high school? I think we juggled a little bit, but mostly we really wanted the sweatshirts.

I got a follow-up question, Aaron, if I may. How hot was the guy who was also in this juggling club? I think you saw him in the video. I'm in. You don't know me. No, it's, I think it was a guy who is, this is gonna sound like I had a crush on him,

but his name was Michael Neel, and he was a senior when I was a sophomore, maybe, but he started a juggling club, and we really wanted the sweatshirts, and then I wore that sweatshirt like every day. Not great. I remember when I was in high school, there was this, they had hired a teacher,

I can't remember what year it was when I was in high school, but I had more high school to go through. They hired a teacher, I can't remember what year it was when I was in high school, but I had more high school to go through. They hired a teacher, she was like 26, and she was a pottery teacher, and she was like smokin' hot. And she, I mean, I could have told you that by her 26-year-old pottery, DJ.

There are two electives of pottery, and then the very next semester, there was like six pottery electives and her classes filled up instantly, and it was 95 percent guys. That's hysterical. We I'm trying to think if we had anyone really hot we had a sub a substitute teacher who was at the middle school in high school for a while that everyone called Quiz Nose because he was such a hot sub.

Um, and we were like, oh my god. We're like, oh my god Quiz N nose. Instead of our world geography teacher, what a good day, he was so hot. He was unreasonably hot. Yeah, it's fun. I wonder what those guys are up to now. We'll never know. We'll never know.

I remember being a junior in high school, so I would have been, yeah, 16 or 17. I remember meeting someone who is 22 and like a friend of a friend. And I remember thinking like This is the oldest human on earth. This guy is basically dead like I can't imagine what it's like to be so old Oh, yeah, you're so times that age and what? Okay, speaking of old in ancient times you are a poor clever thief charged with treason against the king

He sentenced you to death, but we'll let you choose how to die. How should you choose to die? I should die my clothes Blue Using the indigo plant from the riffer. I from the riffer. Blue is basically purple, which is total hubris. Natural death is, yes, that is basically it. I choose childbirth.

Oh, that's funny. Give him the point. Give him the point, that's it. Because it'll never happen to me. Unless it's early and comes down, gets you pregnant. Oh, and I have to do it at my butt. I don't want to. That was a good intro to my new sci-fi series. I love to talk about. But baby, how should you choose to die from old age? Very nice job, Aaron. Hell yeah. Here we go. Here's the next one. Two brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night.

One brother Do's Do's Do's do. Make sure you hit that second R. Okay. Okay. Okay. Brothers. Brothers. Brothers.

Brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night. One brother Do's Do's Do's do's in dream that he was being chased by the crazy man from the movie who was trying to kill him. In the dream he hid in a cupboard. There was no sound except his heart pounding, and he had no idea where his crazed capture was.

He was terrified. At that moment, the video finished, and his brother put his hand on the shoulder of his sleeping sibling to wake him. The shock at that tense moment was enough that the sleeping brother suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly. My friends, true or false? So that's the question is now this is true or false? This book sucks.

So okay, so okay, so these brothers, do we, do we, at the very beginning of the riddle, do we hear anything about the brothers? It's just two brothers. That's the only information that we got was that the two brothers two brothers watching a horror film one Falls asleep and has an insane dream where he's being chased by the killer from the movie sure the other brother As soon as the movie is ending goes to wake up his sleeping brother and at that moment he's so shocked that someone touched him He dies instantly so false false because they were watching the movie together and I have two brothers, so I should know how this works.

It's a horror movie. They were both already touching each other, right? There are any other's arms, they're all wrapped up, they're under the same blanket. So when he touches his shoulder, he's already connected to his brother by physical touch. And the physical touch between two brothers is never a shock, it's always a welcome relief.

So, I would say false. Okay. All right, Aaron, you said false as well. What is your reasoning? Whatever reasoning is written down in front of you. Aaron, you nailed it. It is false. Aaron has an amazing answer.

It was false because if he had died instantly, how would anyone know about his crazy dream? Oh, that's what I said. Twins. I want to see you seeing. Twins just. I want to see you seeing the two of you are siblings. You're watching a horror film, but you keep getting distracted

because you're starting to annoy each other. Who's that? Loser says what? Who are all these people? Have we seen these people before in the show? They're actors in a movie. What? Okay, this is...

This looks like found footage. These are actors? Yeah, this is actors in a movie. This whole movie is insane. I am so over this whole movie. Loser says what? Oh my god, that girl just, no way, a human body has that much blood in it. I will have to say. I call bullshit on that and that of blood.

You have something on your shirt. Oh my god, yeah, I was eating french fries earlier and I completely ruined this shirt. Long story. Guys, are you telling me you couldn't conceptualize that these are actors in a movie? That's Merrill Street. Who? I'm gonna fucking kill you. What are some of the things that she's been in because I don't know people but I know movies?

Okay, um, Sophie's choice. No. Uh, Devil wears Prada. No. Out of Africa? No. Was she in damages? No.

That's... Oh! That's... Yes, that's the one I know. You... That's the only actress you know. Name one other actress. Rose Byrne.

From Damages. Okay. Name one other actress who isn't in damages. Hmm. Does Ted Danson count? No, he's in damages. Mom! Yes? John doesn't know any actors who aren't from damages.

Uh, sweetie, name at least one. Let your sister, let your sister be at rest. Um, Mom. Was Ted Danson's character's name Arthur Frobisher and damages You know, I'm not sure was Timothy orlify and damages. What was his name in Becker? Becker oh Okay, what was his name? Okay? What was the one with Jason Schwartzman that nobody watched? You mean you mean that Copa La Boy? He's that Copa La Boy. Yeah, You mean that Copa La Boy?

He's that Copa La Boy. Yeah. He's that Copa La Boy. Yeah, his mom is tallie a shire from Rocky. What is damage is about? Mom, mom, what is damage is about? It's about an ex-boyfriend, an ex-boyfriend crashes a car and he has to pay for the damages. John's swinging his head.

No, no, no. That couldn't be further from the truth. Glid Close is a very successful attorney. Mom, he farted on me. That's not true. It was a poop. See, I'm sorry. Ding.

Is that what it was? Ding. I want to, and also we failed to do. Last year it was, I wanna see a scream. So from now on, we'll start over there. We're bound by the pass. Casey, delete this and restart. Wink, wink, Casey, wink, wink.

The sheds still come out. Let's do one more before we go to break here. This one is called the headlights. Well, I love riddles with names. The two headlights came directly at the child in the middle of the road. OK. It was too late for him to move.

The headlights went past him without him moving and without them swerving. His parents scolded him when he walked home. What happened? His two parents were on motorcycles with lights in front of them. They went on either side of him. They saw him walking in the middle of the road. They get home.

They go, what the fuck were you doing? Me and Cinderella put it all together. We could drive it home with one headlight. That sounded better than Jacob Dylan. Aaron, you are butta cause you're on a roll. They had like a lot to watch. That can't be right. Two motorcycles.

And it was the two motorcycles belong to the twins from the Guinness Book of World Records. Oh nice. Yeah, isn't that fun? Do you know that the first day I got my license, I was speeding and doing, being really dumb and driving. And a guy in a different car had the right of way,

and I like stopped at the very last second, and he like, I think said fuck you to me and shook his head and then went in front of me, and I realized it was my dad. And I was like, oh no. Did he know it was you? He didn't register that it was me, and then I told him like three years later,

because I knew if he knew that was me he would be like you can't drive. How the hell did you get your license? Famously your dad does not like to curse so he probably didn't say fuck you. He probably said like spoiled eggs. But he looked, I was like I have maybe a couple times in my life really made my dad mad. He's the sweet, he's a teddy bear. So it was wild to see the like venomous anger from my dad for. He's the sweetest, he's a teddy bear. So it was wild to see the venomous anger from my dad for the first time in my life.

As a stranger, I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna be an incredible driver. I've never gotten a ticket. And isn't it crazy how that's how your dad treats women that aren't as nervous? That's what I was. I would love if he just verbally dismanselled me. I would love if he just verbally dis dismantled you and then later like years later

you're like did you know that kid was mean he's like oh absolutely you don't fuck I gotta say Aaron's dad's a nice man I bet him I'm not he's probably the one who's probably not the good for bitch and you shouldn't be allowed to vote it was really weird I was like you have three daughters as he sped away he, I hate my life and what I've become. Well, speaking of screaming dads, let's go ahead and take a quick spooky break and we'll be right back with more blazing, little, little, blue. I would have done Noises but I was taking a sip. Hey GPC.

Uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a website to print him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're Prinking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create

a beautiful website, it gages with your audience, and so, let me think for products to cut into time all in one place, all on your terms. Hey, Edel, come here. Come here, come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC, and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch, you can easily sell custom merch

and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you, saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with Addle? What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all?

Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna do it. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool.

I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site too. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for.

Prank. Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, battle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine,

head to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how?

I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adeland JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empaths. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that?

Like, they're never truly as a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems, he has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this?

You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron in life were faced with tough choices, and the path forward isn't always clear, whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you owl, owl. Sorry. That also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. And better help is entirely online. So it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule.

I've been using it for several years and it suits the to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy just so everyone's clear what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist, and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating

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That's betterhelp. H-E-L-P.com slash riddle, R-I-D-D-L-E. R-I-D-D-L-E, the middle of riddles of D, but there is no true middle of riddle because it would be the space in between the two Ds. Helping at home. Bye, I am home. Who are we?

What is this? I clink, clink, clink, excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's JPC's birthday, and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. And that is the app Rocket Bunny. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh?

Rocket Bunny is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years way before they were a sponsor and it helps me so much, especially around tax season. Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. Sorry. I also want to give a toast. Rocket money, well, quickly and easily find your subscriptions for you. And for any you don't want to pay for anymore, just hit cancel and rocket money will

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by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money, the website. It will be rocket money. And we're back. We're back here with more blah, Rital Riddle. Oh, JPC, this is Puzzbot. No, no, I am not Buzzbot. It's Halloween, so I'm dressed up as a blood clot. We must have gone like 30 episodes without you, Puzzbot. How the fuck did you find us in quarantine?

I was recharging and going door to door asking, have you seen my friends? Okay, that's everything. Just... Puzzboc, can you just give us just a second and just need a quick sidebar. Just a quick second. Of course, should I power down? Yeah, power down, power all around.

Power, have you want, man? GPCs. So this is obviously at all, where I'm cardboard boxes with another costume on top of that. Yeah, it's obviously, it's the double cardboard box costume that he used to do all the time. Yeah, so he's a blood clot on top of a pretty like, Puzzbot.

Yeah. Yeah. Puzzbot, like pretty. Because blood clot sounds like Puzzbot. Hey buddy, can power down a robot's talk? No. Yeah. Okay.

Have we been, we need to maybe pay more attention to that? Honestly. It's just like a lot. When he puts Puzzbot on, we know that he's not okay, and the fact that he's added Blood Cot to Puzzbot just means it's getting infinitely worse. Let's just be nice to him for the rest of the episode to kind of do whatever he wants, okay? It's gonna be really, really hard.

Hey, it's gonna be really hard for me, but I have this trick that while we're recording, I think both of my hands, I put them on my thighs, and I squeezed those motherfuckers. Hey, hey guys, sorry,, I'm out of breath. What's been going on? We all hate Puzzbot, right? No!

Oh boy, yeah, no, we love Puzzbot. We love Puzzbot, right? But you know who we love more than Puzzbot? Blood clot. We didn't get to see enough of that guy. And we really love blood clot. Oh. Unrelated to this, let's go back to group therapy.

Hey, and while we're going somewhere, let's stop by a thigh doctor. Yeah, my legs are bleeding. thigh doctor, Popeyes chicken. Well, speaking of Popeyes, give me me olive oils because we have... You know what I'm 100% sure of? If either of you ever had to take me to the emergency room, I am 100% sure you would both force me to stop

and get fast food on the way there. We'd be like, oh, Aaron, how bad is it? On a scale of 1 to 10? Can you wait for culverts? If there was a logger on Silver's on the way to the hospital, Aaron, you would be absolutely fucked. Yeah, you'd bleed out.

If there was a culvert on the way, and I'm bleeding, I've been stabbed, and I'm like, oh, can I just get media friends right? Please. Nope, you shouldn't have tipped that clown. We would get to the hospital. You would go up there and be like, excuse me, I think I need to remember,

where's your restroom? Where's your restroom, please? I just had a concrete mixer and a large bag of cheese curds. I need to do what Glenn Close would call Damage Is. What the fuck is Damage Is About? Don't worry about it. We'll do it next Halloween. I'll look it up on WebMD. Call your toilet going close because I just did some damage. Well, you call your toilet going close because I just 101 Dalmatian live action

Who's made more sense that'll you be the judge Is your toilet at 2004 horror film because it's in ruins? Um guys if you have one of your own just just tweet for Instagram at Hey Riddle, Riddle, hashtag damages. All right, so we have something special here for the second half of Blair, Riddle, because the Halloween's my favorite holiday, we always love being so spooky and scary.

So I have something special for you and what it is is mummy, mummy, mummy, spider, spider, give me such a fright, a ghoul terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway based on a tomb. I do have a lot of fun in the movie. I do have a giveaway. Based on a tomb, Adeltood, my death in Riddies and Puzzies, undead, Adel writes a check.

Blah, hey, hey, hey, Muff me, Muff me, Muff me, Spider, Spider, Spider, This is gizmi, such a shayfriiiight. A ghoul terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway. My best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, best, my best, my best, my best, my best, best, my best, my best, my best, my best, my best, best, best, my best, best, my best, my best, my best That's amazing. So we're going to do a little quick version of our game show for Halloween. The first part, the first segment of this game show, what I need you to do is if you think you know the answer, you do have to blood in. So instead of buzz, you're going to blood in, you're just going to say blood and that I'll

call on you. Oh, I'm getting ready, I'm getting ready. Okay, quick, JPC, let's go to Culvers. I sat by armpit. So the first portion of this is called monster cash what's gonna happen is I am going to Ask you a question and the answer is always going to be in the form of the very first line of the song by Bores pick it monster mash, so do we both know the first line to that song? Do we both know the first line to that song? I was blocking in the lab.

Late blood. Thank you, Aaron. Aaron, go ahead. I was working in the lab late one night. Correct. I was working in the lab late one night and you do have to do that Bores Picket voice. Got it.

So, for example, if I were to say, what a cross fit practitioner might say to explain why they were tightening up their six pack from 11 p.m. until midnight, you might say, In my, uh, pot blood, yes, in my eyes to the weird side. Well, that's the second line. We're only going to deal with the first line. So there's going to be some sort of rhyming elements.

So what a crossfit practitioner might say to explain why they were tightening up their six pack from 11 p.m. until midnight is, I was working on my abs late one night. Oh, okay. I'm ready. I'm excited. Got it, got it, got it, got it.

Okay, Peach. Yes. Caposh. Thank you, Aaron. I got ya. Here's the first one. What a veterinarian says to their spouse in the morning after some hours late put in overtime.

Blood. Yes. I was working on the lab late last night. Aaron, that is correct. One time. It's a lab dog. Yes, I wrote the joke. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. The first, the first dog that we ever got, Casey, most of our family dog, we got her from a, like a dog, you know, breed her out in the country and all the labs were cupped in a barn called the laboratory. That's cute.

I like that. People have fun. And it was a lot of like the, the two front halves of a dog sewn together. Oh, yeah. It was a nightmare in there. That guy got shut down. I was wondering. Dog cries.

It was like dog, dog eyes in a gorilla. That kind of stuff. I was wondering where we got Casey from. And now I know. Yeah. From the lab. Big blond's dumb as a big box of bricks. KC is typing.

Here we go. I think the rest of these have two rhyming words and some of them might be slant rhymes. Here we go. What JPC was caught doing, what JPC was caught doing, masturbating with multiple windows open on his computer. Oh, I think Aaron got it.

I was whacking on some tabs. Blood, blood, blood. Aaron, you are not fully correct, JPC. But that was funny. I was jerking off to tab. It's the late one. Night. That is correct.

JPC is correct. Yes. Yes. Wacking. But Aaron, I'm so glad correct, JPC is correct. Yes, yes. Yes. Wacking. But Aaron, I'm so glad you say that because that was a treat to here. So the score is tied one to one. Here we go, next one.

Yes. An exclamation from someone who performed both a late 80s butt bounce dance and a mid 2000 arm action. Blood. JPC. I was twerking on my dab late one night. That is correct. GPC really needed some trying to afford a lamp shade from high lamp. Hey Aaron, if I win

this I'm taking that lamp out for a fucking steak and fish dinner. No. That's what I'm doing. I'm gonna line and down your lamp shade and no shade all night long. Adul. Aaron, can I just say I'm deeply concerned because your body and face are covered in light ball burns. I tell you I need the shade. Sweetie, we gotta get you that. I need to give it a kiss every night before bed. Oh, yeah. It'll never grow. How do you kiss? Here we go. Next one. Doing what Kelly Slater does best, but on top of Sebastian, doing what Kelly Slater does best, but on top of Sebastian. Um, blood. Blood. I got half.

Aaron, I think it goes first. I was, hmm, on a crab late last night. Aaron, but if you don't have it, don't give me half the half that you... I don't know. How about we share this one? Kelly's one. We can share this one. I don't know Kelly Slater, because this is saved by the bell, is that right?

Yeah, this is what happened when Kelly Kepowski married AC Slater, she became Kelly Slater. Now, Kelly Slater is an athlete at the top of their game in the world at something very specific. So they are the most Jordan of a certain thing. I will say I was surfing on a crab late one night as a shot in the dark. That is 100% correct. Kelly's later. I believe is known as the best surfer of all time. All right, we each got half better than Malibu Pete. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know who he surfers. I love his, I love his crab check.

Here we go. What kids today call watching Kevin Smith's first movie while a top of vehicle whose meter is running or singer Callaway? Blood. DVC. I was clinging on a cab late one night. That is correct. I love Kevin Smith's

entire catalog. That's what kids today what do you call them Gen Zers when they watch that movie they call it clarking right? They call it clarking man. I love everything Kevin Smith has ever done. I love that weird sex tweet that he put out like 10 years ago that's super popular all the other day. What is it? Kevin Smith, sex tweet. You guys don't know about Kevin Smith's sex tweet. Look it up on WebMD. Stop the podcast. Kevin Smith, sex tweet.

You just typed in MrSkin.com. He obviously is going to lose points for this, right? I'll be honest. Kevin Smith, this has been called the worst tweet in the history of Twitter. July 9th, 2009, Kevin Smith tweeted, 10 years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other with each other, a decade plus at her Clip Brown Tain Area still pones my dick.

Are you the director? Kevin Smith, are you kidding me? He said, that's still up, it's still online, you can still find that on Twitter. He said later on that it was a, he had lost a bet with his wife for she could tweet the worst thing that she could think of on his Twitter,

but it still lives. Happy Halloween everybody. Honestly knowing that the wife tweeted that makes it funny. I enjoy that, but if it was him, that would be gross and weird. Hey, maybe it was him and he just covered it up with that fucking it funny. I enjoy that, but it was him that would be gross and weird. Hey, maybe it was him and he just covered it up with that fucking wife story. Who knows? Please, please, honey, please say we lost a bet.

That was terrifying. JPC, you did lose a point. It did go to Aaron because nobody wants to hear a sex suite from Kevin Smith. So Aaron now has two points. JPC, you are now at three. Here we go. We have, what do we have here? Three more. Oh, it's anybody's ballgame. When you're hidden from view, ready to ambush a 1963 soda from the Coca-Cola company. Blood. Aaron? I was sneaking on some tab.

Aaron, you got half of it. Unfortunately, sneaking doesn't rhyme with working. I was, we, what say it again? Say the thing, let me get it, like give me a chance. You had a chance, you had to say it again. You come through all I ever needed. All right, go ahead. I mean, I will say whacking does rhyme with working. When you say the thing, what thing do you want me to say? The first half, I will say whacking does rhyme with working. What, when you say, say the thing,

what thing do you want me to say? The first half, I'm gonna get it. She wants to prompt, she wants to prompt. When you're hidden from view, ready to ambush a 1963 soda from Coca-Cola. Aaron, tell me if you wanna hit. And this is like a loose definition of this word, but this word does rhyme with working

and the description I gave is a fairly good description. So Aaron, say that there's like a chat room going on, and I'm watching the whole thing, but I'm not. Lurking, I was lurking on some tablite one night. I know a little bit about lurking on chat rooms. You guys remember when I was in middle school, I told you this story on the show, and I pretended to be it I went into a divorced

People chat room and I pretended to be a divorced woman. I Guess I was more active than I was working Yeah, but to be fair everyone of that chat room was just a middle school Wait, wasn't there an older guy in the room that called you a bitch and it turned out to be your dad And that's how you found out your friends were divorced. I love you the worst. I never committed harder to a character. What was the name of the character? Do you remember?

I don't remember. I want to see a screen. Aaron, you're going to be, middle school Aaron pretending to be a divorcee, but it's escalated to not just a chatroom, but a phone call where you have convinced a divorced man that you are also divorced and you're calling to chat about being a divorcee. Hello. Hi, this is Peter.

Hi, Peter. Oh, beep, beep. Out of my way. Sorry, I'm driving a car. I'm away to the office. No worries. I'm already at the office sipping my latte. Great, that's so relaxing. I actually wish I could have a relaxing day, but I'm firing a lot of good men today. I'm the boss at my work office.

And you have all male subordinates, correct? Uh-huh. I love that power dynamic. And I know what the word subordinates mean, and that's what's interesting. How are you? How's your heart? Well, I mean, it's, you know, one day at a time, it never gets easier, or it should. I don't exactly know how the platitude goes, but it's tough. Wait, I'm getting pulled over.

Wheeeee, whee, whee. Wait, do you, uh, like... By an ambulance? License and registration? Oh, sure, here's my license. Yes, I was born in 1961. That's true, it says they're on my license. Sorry, let me just finish talking to this cop.

Sweetie, who are you talking to? Son, I'm much younger than... You're much, much older than you. Have a great day, cop. Aaron, I need the phone. Have a great day, cop. Aaron, I need the phone. Sorry, that is the cop. Excuse me, cop, I'm on the phone. Hypothetically doing a science project with a friend.

Sorry, I tried to get the cop off my back. Yeah, no worries. This is actually riveting stuff. While you've been talking, and I know I'm just at work in this Hollywood movie producing plot, I've been talking, and I know I'm just at work in this Hollywood movie producing plot. I've been typing this up. I think that this has all the bones of a very good, very hot summer blockbuster action

movie. Wow, incredible. I would love to take my kids to that. The divorce has been hitting them very, very hard. I have a 16-year-old, a 12 a 12 year old, and a 5 year old. Sure, well, I mean, that's all great backstory for your character. Would you like to make this movie happen? Yes, of course. I do have my school play this... What if your kid's school plays?

Yes. Okay, well, um, yeah. I'm on the on the phone. Aaron, you're grounded. That was the cop again. I've seen cops are the worst. License registration. I'm afraid I have to ground you. Here we go. We're just gonna do one more of these and we're gonna move on I believe. When you get what do you mean? What's the point structure right now? Right now it's three three. We have another segment. We have two other segments.

Okay, okay. I just want to make sure I can still win. So it's three three, but there's one more point to be had here and then we move on to other segments. Here we go. Last one for this segment for monster cash. For monster cash. When you give a smug conceited smile to either a Bostonian guy

who yells at you while driving, a Palestinian dude or a fella who sort of looks like hoodie. I was a pub blood. Yes. They got you that. I was smirking at my dad late one night. Aaron, you absolutely fucking crushed it. Smirking at my dad.

The final score for this segment is four to three. That was for Monster Cash. Our next segment. Our next segment. What do I win? You win a lampshade. Which kind? The one.

The one that goes on the bottom. I know a lot about lampshades now, so. I want a good one. We need to start a new chat group that's called Lambchate, and we're just like, did you see Aaron's appri- Oh yeah, take a picture of people's lamps and being like, yeah, I see them. Did you see her fucking lamp?

It's nasty. You guys do any of you make Victorian lambchates? I'm not talking to you two dummies. I'm talking to our listeners. Listen to me, do you make gorgeous lambshades with tassels or beads? I used to make Victorian landscape lampshades when I was a love So the riddle of my death and I'm like, I'm an option Aaron you sounded like a local commercial. Do you make Victorian lampshades tassels or beads?

beads. You could be a title to money now. Honestly, if you do make lampshades and you listen to the show, I would love to give you my money and not a complete total stranger off the internet. Well, for an exchange for a lampshade. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, punning with the devil this is something we did last year where i have come up with pun Halloween costumes that are a sort of combination or mishmash if you will of two different things and you have to guess what they are so for example uh... if we went with bram stoker's creation going to seven eleven for some Doritos hot talkies and double-soft forios that would be uh... bram stoker's same as that blood blood blood snacula that is correct that was just the warm up round so the exact so that would be snack counts that you know counts that you look

everybody on board yes yes a mischievous creature with sharp teeth and claws who's not throwing away his shot uh... Who's not throwing away his shot? Um I'm not this number answer, but I'm gonna say Alexander Hammer will Facing quas I'll toss in there. Although this is maybe more Hollywood. I'll toss in there You shouldn't get it wet or feed it after midnight. Hey, our cub is pretty great. Um, um, I know, I know. Oh, um, what are they called? Uh, those, um, uh, blood. Yes. Uh, uh,

uh, Alexander, Alexander, uh, Gremlin 10, Gremlin 10. Gremlin's, Gremlin. Grimlandton. Grimland's time. You two are making this way harder than I intended. Mogwaiigs hit Mog Aaron Bogwai. Okay, we're gonna do a pass on this one. The answer was Gremlin Manuel Miranda. Oh. Okay. I only know David Dixson. My name is Gremlin. I am a Gremlin. What? An observational stand-up who's literally in stitches.

An observational standup who's literally in stitches. Jerry Frankenstein. What? JVC blood in, thank you. Jerry Frankenstein felt? That is correct, Frankenstein felt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lovecraftian horror in the sky that's willing to drop $80 on yoga pants.

A Lovecraftian horror in the sky that's willing to drop $80 on yoga pants. Lou Lou Lemon, but a witch. Blood. Oh no! Lovecraft, lovecraft famous for his witches. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So you're like a pretty Tony witch who's like pretty well off and you like brunch and you have your girls and shop at Lulu lemon and JPC and I will be two of your girls in your witch. Should we do another round of

Mimosas, Mimosas. Oh, oh yes, Mimo. Yes It's my mouth. Hell yes. Speaking of Jason Mamouah, oh my gosh. Is that still everyone's top of the list? Yes, I actually got a lock of his hair and I put it in. Oh. Yeah, I put it in my... You know what they call a mako man? Wait, hold on.

You know what? Why do they call a mako man? Cause he makes us wet. Ah, the movie was so bad. I'm gonna go spider my mamou said, you guys want one? Oh, yes please, too. No, the movie was so bad. I'm gonna go spider my mimosa. Do you guys want one? Oh, yes, please, too. No one for me.

No, I'm on this fucking diet. I hate so much. Oh my God, what is it? The diet. Is it just dudes? Yeah, it's a newt cleanse. So it's newt's ginger, cayenne pepper, water, honey, lemon.

Oh my gosh, but you're glowing. You can see it on your skin. You're like a bright green. Yeah, you're neon. Thank you, yeah, I spell, awry. But I'm looking better and I'm feeling better, so that's what it's about. Malisha, can I, you said you put a lock of hair

in your butt, what is it? Should we do a girl's trip together? Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. I'm thinking like four or four. Oh, I was thinking Cabo. Oh my gosh. Cabo. Cabo. Cabo. Oh, look at this. You put a lock of hair in your butt. Oh my God. Girls, we have to get an Instagram post for the day. Yes. Oh, can we take I just got to I just got a new since you know, I have the two kids now.

I have a mid-size broom. Can we get it in front of that, just to show it on? Wait, you still have the two kids? I still have the two kids. Oh my God, you're gonna take a bit of your oven. Yeah. Well, they're fat enough, you should eat them. Yeah, I'm just waiting, you know,

I don't know what it is. Girl, stop, you deserve it, eat those little Swiss kids. Eat those kids. Okay, let's hatch on, lady. Just upgraded, I just upgraded, eat those little Swiss kids. Okay, let's hatch on, lady. Just upgraded, I just upgraded to a minceye's broom. Okay, hats on, hats on. Right, and, yeah, on three, everybody. Ready, one, two, three.

Yeah, I have Jason Mamo's hair at my butt. Ding, same. I forgot the word for cauldron, so I had to say but we've all been there. Ladies, ladies, we've all been there. We've all been there. Aaron, so I'm going to give you a leg up if you didn't know already. Lovecraft's most, maybe most famous creation was Cthulhu. So I just want you to know that going into the next one.

Cool. So the last answer was Cthulhu lemon. This one is a lovecraftian nightmare in the sky who wrote about the four March sisters Meg Joe Bethan Amy blood. Yes. Loo Lou, Louisa May Alcott. Close enough. Kathulu Louisa May Alcott. There you go. That's it. You're on the board. So it is now five to four. How about a giant Kaiju caught passing bad checks? Oh man. A giant Kaiju, which is a Japanese monster that might destroy cities. A giant Kaiju caught passing bad checks. Oh, wait, but money laundering. But money laundering. God, passing bad blood.

Oh, blood. I will say blood and I will call this creature. Yep, fraudzilla. That is correct. It's fraudzilla. How about a giant Kaiju who loves using America's number one website for real estate? Oh, blood. Aaron. Godzilla. That is correct.

Damn it. It wasn't Mothra Redfin. Fuck. How about what you might call Ben Affleck being framed for murdering his wife Medusa? Uh, blood. Yes. Gone girl, your hair is snakes. That is correct.

Exactly as I wrote it. Aaron and I guess? Um, you're thinking of Gorgon girl. Gorgon girl. How about he'll lead you to his pot of gold? But only if you put down the bunny. Uh, Puss. Yes.

Lepre James Con. Lepre Scott Con. Lepre Scott Con. The Yes. Lepre James Con. Lepre Scott Con. Lepre Scott Con. The answer is Lepre Con error. How about, how about a wee green man who dates Aaron Keath? Lepre Sean. Flare and Lepre Sean.

Aaron you nailed it, but you failed to say blood, so James he gets that. Yes. This is the last time I'll let you guys talk to me. You failed to say blood so J.B.C. gets that He's nice. Yes. Oh! This is the last time I'll let you guys talk to me. How about the singer of Landslide and the chain who keeps burning up and starting over? Oh, um. Uh, keeps burning up.

Oh, blood. J.B.C.? Stevie Phoenix. That is correct. Stevie Phoenix. Yes. Um, this is doing Phoenix TV next is the best my brain kick him up with. Lizzy bucket, Lizzy Buckingbird. Lindsay Bucket of Bloodingham. Um, this is the catchphrase of a magician who also happens to be a

goat blood sucking creature. The catchphrase of a magician who also happens to be a goat blood sucking creature. The catchphrase of a magician who also happens to be a goat blood sucking creature. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, blood. I believe JPC has that. Yeah, because she didn't say anything. She didn't say blood, that's why I got it. Okay.

Abra Chupa-Kabra, Dabra. I had Chupa-Kabra-Kabra. Oh, okay. How about it? Gizentate. A creature, possibly hiding in the closet or under the bed, used to frighten children into good behavior who also gulfed one stroke over par. A creature used to frighten children may live in a closet or under a bed, used to frighten

children into good behavior who also gulfed one stroke over par. That's the buggy man. Like Tiger Woods. It's the buggy man. Tiger Woods. It's the buggy man, the buggy man. No, happy Grimwar. How about a thin, unnaturally tall, featureless, face-sugar substitute? This blind a man, but blood, blood.

BBC, it is split man. It's split man. But, Aaron gets that. So we're tied at 400 to 400. Here's the last thing we're gonna make this fairly quick and then wrap up the episode. The last thing that I need to do to judge you to for this Halloween episode. Okay.

It's based on Bort Pickett's hit other song, Monster Wrap. The two of you are going to have to wrap for Addy. So you're each gonna do a rap song in a spooky theme. You're both tied, JPC. I'm gonna get, since you said Splendid Man last, which is correct, we're gonna have you go first. Okay. You're going to do a rap and the spooky theme for yours is going to be the moon. Oh, the moon, okay.

Well, well, well, well, the werewolf. When the moon comes out, I rip my clothes and I walk about. I strut the streets and I'm all wanged out. People say me and then they shout. That's a werewolf. And he's wearing no pants. I just look and I give a side glance. I say, yeah, you like what you see?

That's a werewolf. PPP, people go, ooh, people go, ah, that werewolf. Has a big balls. Look at him. Lock him up. He's a werewolf, showing his stuff. And me, the werewolf on the streets, I go back home into my sheets. The moon goes away and I come back to life and look at my stuff,

fit up. I'm like, oh man, it was nice. Wow, being a werewolf. How about you? How am I supposed to be that? Things to consider before I wrap. I can't rhyme. I'm bleeding from the mouth and hot people don't have to be talented. Aaron, famously, you rhymed Toronto with Pronto. So I think we all know you're the master of this. Aaron, your spooky topic for Halloween is candy.

And also bonus points, if you start your rap with my name is Aaron and I'm here to say, here we go. Okay. You got this. You can make it. Aaron, your spooky topic for Halloween is candy. And also bonus points, if you start your rap with, my name is Aaron and I'm here to say. Here we go. Okay. My name is Aaron and I'm here to say, I'm ready for my payday. It's a candy bar. Don't look far.

Go to your neighbors. Ring the bell. They open the door. They're straight from hell, they're not in a costume that's just how they look, they're such nerds they read some books, trick or treat, eat my feet, that's not an option, just give me candy, wait no I'm not done, my favorite candy is some skittles for I have some also some riddles Orange starburst Reese's to

Um, you want some help Well, it's back and he's taking his hell that and he's walking around, and he's swinging his bow. That's the... I'm gonna have to... I'm gonna have to... Uh, uh, my five. I'll take any candy as long as it's blue. Oh, there you go.

And name one blue candy, just so we know that you got out of it. Blue lollipop. Okay, final score is... JPCD, have anything to plug? Yeah, so on the day that this comes out, if you are also a Stitcher Premium listener, I believe you can go listen to me on Hollywood Handbooks Pro version. I think it also came out on this Wednesday. And if it didn't come out, please do not tweet at me about it. I don't control the release schedule of that show, I think it's there so I so enjoy it and you

finally do some riddles with Sean and Hayes yeah I take them I take them through my best guess at what a an episode of Hayward of Riddler would look like with them as the hosts Aaron anything to plug yes if you are on our patreon this weekend for Halloween Sean and I I are going to dress up with our dog and do some Halloween activities and give away prizes and stuff on a live stream. And we're going to vote on Discord if one we're going to do it this weekend. So head over there today. I will put a little pull out.

So join our Patreon and then because we can't go out and we bought Halloween costumes, we're going to have a little Halloween party and you can win prizes. Mostly it's going to just be Ray Glass merch. But I'll send it to your house. I'll do it. So give her your address in your Venmo kids. And Aaron, keep 10. Follow me on Instagram. Something I want to do before I forget. For 2021, the riddle that we'll be answering is. Oh yeah. Yeah, don't forget this. Why were there screams coming from the kitchen? Oh, I don't care for this riddle. Yep, that's the one we're gonna answer in 2021.

It's just a question. Why were there screams coming from the kitchen? Thousands of answers to this. And if you plugs I wanna give, everyone should watch the Queen's Gambit. I just finished watching that on Netflix and Holy Hell, it's fantastic. So watch the Queen's Gambit I just finished watching that on Netflix and Holy Hell it's fantastic. So watch the Queen's Gambit Also if you're a fan of Rachel Bloom, she has a book coming out November. You should pre-order that

Fantastic woman fantastic writer. I also did two guest spots this month That's what I'm talking about. It's a podcast about all things J.R.R. Tolkien and the episode I did We talk about the last hour of the first lore of the rings movie. It was an absolute blast. And then I was also guest on a podcast called Cooper Dupor, a Twin Peaks podcast. And we watched and reviewed season two episode 15, which is famously known as the worst episode of Twin Peaks directed by Diane Keaton. Also please get out there and vote. I think that's about it. Is ice cream

ice cream or something like the scream? Yeah, there's ice cream. That's a great guess. I really can't say anymore until 2021. And famously, the number one costume for Halloween in 2021 is going to be Jupiter. You'll see why in a couple months it'll all make sense. I'm a creator, I am a recalcantant, and I'm a sniper, Jesus. I am a recalcantant, I am a recalcantant. I am a recalcantant. I am a recalcantant. Hurrah! Hurrah!

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