Hey Riddle Riddle - #13: Throw another Riddie on the Barbie

Episode Date: October 17, 2018

This week's episode is absolutely riddled with puzzies! The gang takes a trip down memory lane to explore some hurtful childhood nicknames, gets frustrated breaking down words, and solves a couple of gruesome murders with only their wits, some cigs, and a smattering of clues! Also, the return of "Riddles From My Garbage Brother-In-Law" and have Adal or JPC ever eaten fruit? Find out now!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. If the clue fits, solve it. Hey Rital Rital, I'm Adolfi. I'm JPC. And I'm Erin Keat. And where's Rital Kiddy? Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow. Oh there she is. Where are you going to work? Oh me? Meow meow. Oh, you work there? Yeah. And you just meow you don't talk? Meow meow Now again

Oh, I I did I heard that your boss is kind of a dickhead. Yeah, he sucks your boss is kind of a dickhead. Yeah he sucks. Pretty kitty. Pretty kitty. Going to work. Bringing a little kitty umbrella. Can we? Pretty kitty is filmed to write a theme song for Rudy Kitty? Yes, please. Yeah, it'll be Arnie or someone. Arnie Parrot, Arnie Parrot, they should clarify. Who wrote our theme song for this show? Yeah, Arnie Parrot.

You might know him from Hello from Magic Tavern, where he plays Arnie Nekia. Matt Young. Yeah. Rudy Kitty. Seven. I wanted. Yeah. Ready, kitty. Seven. I wanted to sound like an old sitcom. Oh, it did. That's why JPC said, really, he's filmed in front of a crazy person.

Oh, no. I was just saying. Who's our old man puzzles today? Oh, it's me. It's a role you originated, but I perfected. Wow. Damn. Damn.

We know drama characters. Welcome. No, it's just different. I just do a different version of it Hey Aaron. How do you mean? Well, this is what I mean. You know how Ethel Merman was the original Person in gypsy no, I'm too young and then later Paddy LePone I don't think you said musical or burn it at why oh, yeah, you have to say Romana people Well in that musical Burn it at Peters later played the role in patty lapone no one's better than anyone. They're just different. Can you are a young hip kid? With an old soul. Can you not say the sitcom taxi anymore because of Uber? Is it because of lift? Oh my god. What if they reboot a taxi and they call that fricking left

Hi haters dab on my haters graves fortnight When jpc was here not what is his name kid riddles kid riddles Yeah, dab on my haters though Kid riddles is filmed in front of a piece of shit So film in front of a freaking of shit. What is it, film in front of a freaking mirror? Dab on my haters Fortnite. Guys, what do you think of my new catchphrase? It's dab on my haters Fortnite. Is there a comma anywhere in that?

Could tell you. Dab on my haters Fortnite. Debbie does dab. Oh boy, oh boy. So, if you're just now tuning in, this is a podcast about riddles. And I'm old man puzzles, and I feel, again, I'm trying to perfect OMP.

And the one thing I've not been very good at is doing the difference between warm up riddles and regular riddles. I make warm up riddles too hard and regular riddles too easy. So, I tried to switch that this week too hard and regular riddles too easy. So I tried to switch that this week. So let me know how I did. So you tried to make the warm-up riddles too easy? Yes. Got it. I googled very easy riddles. And then for the other ones I googled impossible riddles. Oh! So what's that? Challenge accepted. But this one is not either of those. This is just our segment

riddles for my garbage brother in law. Oh, I love this So this is Mitch. Yeah, this is Mitch and For those of you just listening we hate me. I got so many tweets After the last episode where I mentioned him where people were like just here to say Mitch is the worst I was like oh no and Mitch listens. Yeah, he's listened. Yeah, I did Also sent me some screenshots from your sister. Yeah, Molly was not pleased. Not the real about. But we love Molly.

Yeah, she. We hate Munch. We love Molly. Yeah, she's going to kill you when she sees you. sitcom submission for you. Munch and Molly, okay? She's Chicago people. She's Chicago people.

sitcom submission. Your character you played that deb's on Graves and says Fortnite and it's called Little Dabner. Oh, I hate this. Here's the riddle. Yes, from Mitch. A girl who was just learning to drive. I'm sorry, I can't do this. Can you say it on a Boston accent? Or else I'm never going to be able to put it out. God also Mitch Mitch, a girl just learning to drive sex. I agree. A girl who was just learning to drive with down a one way street in the wrong direction, But didn't break the law, how come?

Oh, I know this one. A girl who's just learning to drive went down a one way street in the wrong direction. But didn't break the law, how come? Okay, I know this one. I think I know this one too, is it because Cinderella put it all together and she could drive it home.

With one head wall flowers. Wall flowers. Take a Dylan. Best Dylan, by the way, Jacob, best Dylan. Best Dylan. Hands down. Yeah. Oh, um, you know what I'm forgetting. What's that Dylan Thomas? Dylan Thomas. Dylan the blank. What's that? She was going to reverse. I love that answer. The perfect crime. She was walking. She was walking. was walking oh my god Christopher walking

hey you guys oh here's another easy one okay I appear once in summer and twice an autumn but never in winter what am I um bitches fucking face around this parts I'll pound that guys in the stone quick reminder. He's six seven six seven so big yeah So big for such a fucking idiot just just his tall not strong Yeah, you're right. Is he a mean is he like a is a nice guy? He's the nicest okay cool So he's not actually ever gonna hit me for the things that I said I don't know there's a first time for everything What are some classic like michisms like when you're hanging out? What are some of his phrases? People don't love me at concerts.

Yeah, you're six, seven, then. I love your sister. Is it because he's an asshole at concerts? Are we doing michisms? Can this waitress be any slower? Yeah. I appear one in summer in twice an autumn, but never in winter. What am I? Dandruff. Oh, that got to be the letter M. No. What? Read it again.

Once in summer. I appear once in summer in twice in autumn. I think summer's best. But never in winter. That's you M. What am I? Fort Summner. I appear once in summer and twice in autumn. It's got to be a letter Yeah, but never in winter. What am I? You warmth Aaron Keith. Yeah, Aaron Keath. No, the letter you well done. It's Aaron Keith

Are we I'm gonna keep going you appear once in summer because you brought me the option twice an autumn cuz I hope when you fall It's twice as bad Wow, that was really fast dev on my haters Kid riddles little dabbered. Oh kid riddles I am always there some distance away somewhere between land See or sky I lay you may move toward me at distant all stay. What am I? My dad. Oh my God. I'm always there some distance away somewhere between land, sea, or sky I lay. You may move toward me at distant all stay. What am I? Okay, you move towards it, but it stays distant. So the horizon. Yeah, the horizon. Well done. Well done. No, I said

Verizon. Oh, because you don't get good service. Verizon. Can you hear me now? There are sponsors. What are you doing? Yes, again, Hey, Riddle, Vertal this week is sponsored fingers crossed. Let's actually take a quick commercial break to hear from Verizon and we have a message from kid riddles Oh man, oh I've ran out of data for the month and now I can't play Fripping Fortnite on my ripping phone. Excuse me kid. Did you say you ran out of dapda? No Fuck off loser. How do I formally quit this podcast? No, fuck off, loser. How do I formally quit this podcast?

I'm sorry. I do two weeks notice or. You want to quit your podcast? Open up your My Verizon app and scroll to podcast. Click infinite data and double-click on, can you get it now? And don't forget to sign up for our Fort Knights and weekends. This is my official two weeks notice.

Are we ready for another one? That's how you formally quit? Yeah. What is often returned but never borrowed? Anything for calls? Anything for calls? Oh! And it is morphed into one person.

Often returned but never borrowed? Love. Oh, no. So yeah, so if most stores have like a 30 to 90 day return policy and it doesn't matter, they say that you can't wear it, but they have no way of knowing if you've worn it. So... Are you returning most of your clothes after 30 days?

For sure, I've also done that with mattresses. Hey, we're all old enough to remember lay away, right? Oh, yeah, that's when you jump back, shoot the basketball from far away. He's from the 1940s. He's the bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh bokeh boke You're so out of the right track. Mental cards. You rented me, don't borrow. A greeting. I've done return. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of things. You're definitely, I mean,

I'm just looking for a specific one. Oh, yo, yo, yo. Yeah. Hey, oh, hijack. Was it hijack on an airplane? On an Israeli airplane to say hijack? This has too many answers, I'm just gonna tell you. Is it a match?

No. Okay. Thanks and compliments. Thanks and compliments. So it's important. Which is not the case when you're talking to JPC or Adel. Hey, I like your shirt. You want the shirt by the shirt dumbass? Ha ha ha.

Unless you don't have $250. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha $250. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I'm wearing a $250 shirt. I imagined that would be aggressive, but I had no idea that this would be that aggressive. Yeah, no people don't often. They have conversations with me and they don't know that they're about to get put on freaking blast. Well, I'm going to know, see, hey, Adela, I like your hat.

If you wanna buy a JPC shirt, just freaking back. All right, here's another one. This is our last warm up. This is a person who probably won't listen to this show, but maybe on the show at one point, a mutual friend of our Aaron's and mine, Walid, came up to me and he goes, Oh, if he doesn't listen, he's not gonna be on. Well, for sure, he came up to me once and he was like,

Hey, I said something to someone this weekend, and I thought it was like a very JPC thought. And I was like, what was it? And he was like, someone was telling me about this restaurant by their house. Or someone was telling me about this restaurant, and I was like, oh, where is it? And they said, oh, it's right by my house.

And I said, I don't know where you frickin' live. I was like, that's exactly how I would say it. That's my brand, that's on brand. That is my response. I did World News last night, and I went to a place afterwards when my sister and somebody there had seen the show. And so she came up, she's like,

she's already interrupt, I just wanna say I love the show. I'm like, thank you so much. And she goes, I didn't think being super rude could be funny, but you proved me wrong. And I was like, thank you. Wait, for the world news show? Or for- Can I just play characters who are in software blue?

I thought you met in real life. I thought that was a follow-up to you being like, thanks so much. And you're like, no, it's just my face, it's my face. There's a thing to watch. I have one more warm up. Okay. Are you excited?

Well, we're not excited that you put it in two weeks. We're hoping you'll stay on. I said, are you excited? I'm horny for puzzies. Papa horny for puzzies. Let's try to say that in unison. I said, who's excited? Papa horny for puzzies. Here we go. The number four. The number four puzzies. You go at red, but stop it green. What am I? Traffic light. No. Traffic light. Traffic light in Australia. Yeah.

It's all over this, Dania. Australia in traffic light. In it. You have it in it. Oh, it's red. Get a gu. If you're an Australian, you listen. I easy enough for you.

I've been, I, I lived there for a while. I mean, if they're in Australia, you don't want them to them to tweet you want them to my space because that'll be our tweet Does that make sense? Yeah, it's completely but it makes total sense I've heard them up down down down down down on they do is lose God I love Australia because everything's backwards there and it's a fantasy layer that people don't live there Hey, I'm an Estonian. How salt recycle? When I lived there, the radio ad would make me laugh so hard because the Australian accent was so over the top.

I remember, that's how I would lock in to the accent and listen to this. I thought that way when I was in Maine, people would be like, yeah, I can't do a Maine accent. It's like smart. They'd be like, talking to you and I'd be like, this is funny. It's a funny voice you're doing. Before we get to this last warm up puzzle, we got to do, let can't do a main accent. It's like smart. They'd be like talking to you and I'd be like, this is funny. Like, it's a funny voice you're doing. Before we get to this last one, we got to do, let's just do a quick morning Zeep crew.

You know Australia? One of our, I have to say my root thing that gets me into an Australian accent. Keith Sutherland. Liza Diff. Liza Diff. Riza Blights. Riza Blights.

I shave my face with Ryser Plights. Where the ultimate in saving, specializing in people saving. So why haven't you run Ricklin or you're in for a surprise, you won't believe your eyes when you're buying your supplies at free range? I heard those ads all the time. Well now we just did free advertisements for Australia. Like Western Australia too. Yeah, yeah. Pay Perth, if you listen in Perth,

you know what's so many? Calguli Boulder. Spin Guli Boulder? Yup, Calguli Boulder. You're listening to it for what it's Perth? People hit kangaroos with their cars there anyway. Like, there's girls. You got a pay for that to do it here in the States.

Yeah. Yeah. So they call it kangaroo smashing. That's when you thought kangaroos with cars. Yeah. But you know, I'm also a super piss-louage you got left out of the kangaroo smashing. Yeah.

But they got a baby. People will hit them with their cars and I think you have to by law look in their pouch to see if there's a jowl. If there's gold. If there's gold. If there's a goal. If there's a goal. If there's a goal. If there's a goal.

And they take the wall. They take the wall. They take the wall. Well, they take the wall. They take the wall. Well, they take the wall. They take the wall. Well, they take the wall.

Well, they take the wall. That's how I held a baby kangaroo, because its mom had died. You mean a Joey? Yeah, it's so cute. They tried a summer salt and tear of tummy, because I think that there's going to be a little pouch there. Is there not? It's funny, a baby kangaroo is a joe,

you know, adult kangaroos a Chandler. Oh, I just want to be able to do it. I was just going to say, when you were two weeks back, I was just going to say, It's funny a baby kangaroos a joey an adult kangaroos a Chandler I was just gonna say when you held the baby joey that it go I'm so hungry Could I be wearing anymore shirts? I understand why you putting your two you go at red but stop it green what am I you go at read you stop it green. Blood. That's gonna be blood. So when you cut someone, when they bleed, you keep going. If it's green, it's gangrous, and you need to stop and get them to a hospital.

If it's green, suck it mean. If it's red, probably dead. Wait, what? If it's green, suck it mean. All right, you go at green and stop it red. No, you go at red, stop it. You go home, no, you go at red, and you stop it green. I'm going to stop it green. It's a thing. It's a thing? You go at green and stop it red. No, go it. You go at red and you stop it green. Go ahead and stop it green.

It's a thing. It's a thing. You go at red. It's not like an idea. What did you say it like that? Because we all, all of this is not. You go at red and you stop it green. Oh, it's going to be when you go to a nice, nice steakhouse.

Yeah, cooking a steak. You eat the steak, you don't eat the sides. It's going to be like a repeat or something. No, it's a full, full, full, full, full, full. You're close, it's a food. Oh, it's going to be pasta, pre-movera. You go at red, you don't eat the sides, it's gonna be like a repeat or something. No, you're close, it's a food. Oh, it's gonna be pasta pre-Movera. You go at red, stop it, green tomato. No.

What? It's gonna be um, it's tomato. No. It's gonna be a tomato. You're fried at the end. But that works. You're gonna slice it up at red. I said no.

Oh, it's gonna be fogo to chao. When you go to fogo to chao. Is it a vegetable? When you put up the red? No. Is it a fruit? Uh, strawberry. Is it a meat? When you put up the red? No. Is it a fruit? It's strawberry. Is it a meat?

No. Cherry. You go at red. Go. Pampolmus. Pampolmus. Think. Think.

Oh, think. Great clue. Think. Here's a clue. Think. This is under very easy reddals. It's a fruit? Yes.

You go at red. You stop at green. Put tomato. You're eating in a thread. It's red. It's red. We're at the green part strawberry. No God oh But the other things you can technically like eat I think like a strawberry you can eat Grunny a farming grunny no What's right with it was it right right? Not a pit What's ready with the green? It's technically the outside.

It's a green stem, right? Technically the outside. What's green on the outside and red in the middle? Oh, your hand. I'd say it's one of them in the app. Fucking throw up. No, it's probably one of the most famous fruits. An apple?

Oh, oh. Oh, some of that was the first. Calcuna raisins. Tangurine. Veggie tails. No. Famous fruit. Just like a like a classic great classic fruit. Classic fruit. We're talking about anis. No like picture-esque

fruit. You say classic. It's a it's a picnics. It's at kids eating. Oh hot dogs. No. Hot dogs. Okay. it's a picturesque fruit. It has seeds in it. It's good in the summer. Jam, jelly, canaloupe. It has seeds in it. It's good in the summer. I feel like you guys know and you're messing with me.

No, we don't know. You eat it when it's red pepper. Bell pepper, red pepper. No, it's your eating it. You eat it like this. Pour on the cob, corn. Oh, we're here. Pizza, pizza, red corn.

Same shape, traditionally when it's hot. It's the same shape as watermelon. Yeah. By the way, I did have it like two minutes ago. I thought we were just playing that game. I never had it. The fact that you said watermelon. So excited.

Watermelon. Pizza, pizza. But a bunch of other stuff that we said would have worked. Hey, Aaron, look at me. Oh. Yeah, I guess tactically. Yeah, Aaron, look at me. I guess, technically. Yeah, technically. How's everyone doing?

Can you not eat the right? Can you not eat the right of a watermelon? I think it's really hard, too. You have to melt it down first. I've seen videos of dogs doing it, and if a dog can do it, I can do it. Really? Could you eat your own shit?

I think that I have the mental fortitude to eat one bite of my own shit, but I don't think I could eat the whole piece of my own shit. Can you turn around before you sleep? What? Can you go around in a circle before you sleep? Or I could. But I listen to total eclipse of the heart, and so yes.

JPC. Yeah, and now I'm going. Yeah, I'm good. You good boy? I'm a good boy. What? Do I get a treat? I'm not working for nothing.

I'm sitting. Speak. I'm horny for pussies. Good, do I get a treat? I'm not working for nothing. I'm sitting, speak. Day. I am horny for pussies. Good boy, here's a treat. Here's a hot guy. Play dead. Play dead. Oh, baby, the shotgun. So we can't do that one.

No, well, I'm not a good actor. Will you French Dider for the B-52s at the end? Shotgun. 10 roof. Shotgun, 10 roof. And that brings us to a great place to take a little break. We'll be back right after this. Hey, GPC.

Yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm pranking Addle. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. I just need to have advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not mad at you.

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I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna do it. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content

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This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adeline JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle.

Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help.

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and tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website And we're big It we're big we're big we're out No, I'm saying we're gonna place some big West Coast is We all know at least one big song and we'll say it on three one two three the big is big the boys are beck and down the boys are beck and team uh baking Blake your old man pus rolls those I'm old man old man puzzles and so this is when I googled

impossible riddles these came up okay so you be the judge just to be clear the one that was watermelon, that was not impossible? No, that was supposed to be easy. I'll see. I bet we're going to get these impossible ones way much faster good than we did even better than on the riddle other in the bad ones is. What was that? And we got that clean, correct? I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have nobody but come alive with wind. What am I? Turtles. Some sort of cave. Turtle. I Too smart asses in my class. Look at these smart asses. Lean and old. I think and think. Think and they have all the answers. I didn't even have a full breath after I asked the question.

Mrs. Keith, where's your husband? Yeah, how come you don't have a ring on your finger anymore? How do you? I may have killed him. Ever thought of that? Yeah, a lot of people fully eat. Thought we were doing Boston accents, and it's just really an accent. Let's do that.

All of our prisoners. I'll be. I'm a criminal. Criminal citizen. You're prisoners. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have nobody but come alive with wind. What am I? Fart chimes. It's fart. No, it's never fart. Hold on, hold on. Can I make my case for why it's fart? It's never fart. But please. Fine, but please.

Okay, I come alive with wind. Mm-hmm. Okay, I come alive with wind. Mm-hmm. I Speak without a mouth in here without ears. I have nobody but come alive with wind We're the chief and queen You're the first person you ever said that really? Trump it no, well, do you know? Okay, so the I went through all of high school and no one said that to my face Did people not know what it was? I don't think that was like really in the zeitgeist. Yes, I heard about it.

I love the word zeitgeist was, but not I heard about it in high school. Um, but the three weeks before I graduated high school, a freshman boy was like, has anyone ever called you Aaron Quief? And I was like, listen, you will punk. Honestly, I've almost made it through all of high school. Honestly, let's put them on fucking blast, which is name. I don't, I remember his first name. What's his first name?

Mark is. I just, I have it spoken to him since the 17th year was his mid. But then I got to college in immediately. Week one. They're like, Aaron Queef. It's Aaron Queef. And I was like, oh god. Okay, here we go.

Do you think Key for Sutherland ever got called Queef for Sutherland? Oh, for sure. here we go. Do you think Key for Sutherland ever got called Weep for Sutherland? Oh, for sure. That's so. Do you think the Great Barrier Reef has ever been called the Great Barrier Queen? We have so many questions for Australians. Like, which footy team should I root for?

Sydney Swams or West Coast Eagles? What was your embarrassing nickname from growing up? Because Adel, do they do anything with that? I remember being at a birthday, oh, here's one. I remember being at a birthday party when I was like seven or eight. And my mom was with me because I was seven or eight. But it was for a friend and it was all these parents at like a miniature golf course. And, um, one of the kids called me cattle.

Like C-A-T-T-L-E cattle. And like was picking on me, calling me cattle and the rest of the kids started saying it. And all the parents started laughing. And I remember crying and being like, oh, parents can be terrible too. Like it's my first experience with like being like, oh adults aren't the protectors, adults are also terrible.

Oh my god, that's a dark moment. Wow, what a dark moment. So that was the first incident. And then after that. Mine was, it's not my last name anymore because I changed my name and I was 20, but my last name was my dad's last name, my little brother's last name, which was Pittman growing up.

And so people, I got like, armpit and like, pit stain and like any variation of pit was in there. Did the adults laugh? Yeah, well the adults laughed whenever I opened my mouth. They were like, who is this kid? And why is he- Oh, this kid funny man? Why does he do good comedy for kids and adults at the same time?

People like the drug part of my name. And I have a sister named Molly Keif, which my parents were. It was an accident. An accident? Yeah, that's very nice. Very funny. Very good stuff. You're gonna give it to you? I speak without a mouth and I hear without ears. I have nobody but come alive with wind. What am I? It's gotta be chimes. Is it a river, a gong, water, a whistle, a flute, a kind of a sound, a bird, a sound. Is it a bodily sound? No, well it can be any sound, it's just how it comes back to you.

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Alexa, play an Australian radio commercial. You're in for a surprise. You won't believe your eyes when you're buying your supplies at free range. Oh, that's a good job, turn off. No. Are we ready for our next rental? Adel, are you ready? Yeah.

I'm ready, let's go. JVC, you ready? Yeah, yeah. Everybody get your pens and papers out. Is that true? Sort of. Why did you ask us if we're ready before we got all We I don't have a pen and paper should we say we're ready for riddies? I'm always looking for the fucking angle So is everybody are we ready for more riddies and puzzies? I'm horny for puzzles

Do I actually need a pen and paper? Ah you you might it doesn't matter. Okay. I'll let Adel do it and then I'll do actually need a pen and paper? Ah, you might, it doesn't matter. OK, I'll add, I'll do it. And then I'll, do I actually need a pen and tell her? Yes. What word in the English language does the following? Part. Oh, my God. Like a, let the record state, I thought

that was very funny. What word in the English language does the following? The first two letters signify a male. The first two letters signify a male. The first three letters signify a female. The first four letters signify a great. While the entire word signifies a great woman. What is the word? Wait, the first four letters signify a great?

No, sorry. Yes. Two man, three woman, four great. Great. Entire word signifies a great woman. Heroine. He. Hero. Hero. Heroine.

Yeah. Wow. That's a good one, right? Yeah, I like that one. I don't know if it's impossible internet. I'll go ahead and say that that was a warm up for you. I feel like you could probably see this is why I should, no, I should be, should be a little bit puzzled.

Hey, do not second guess yourself, believe in your dreams. I agree. Keep in it real. Believe in the literal quality of your dreams. Hashtag fuck Mitch. Yep. I had a dream that I was saving my friend Reyna

from a train last night. Do you think that's gonna happen? Trainer. Uh. Uh. No, what kind of shoes are these? Oh, these? These are trainers. Oh, nice trainers.

This one, I think might take a while. Also, maybe write this down. I'm not even kidding. I don't care. And again, I'll eat the paper. I'll eat the paper at the lecture. I'll eat the paper at the lecture. Hold on.

Let's get a nice audio rip. Ooh. Are we ready? Yes. A man was murdered in his office. Can we have the sound of thunder? A man was murdered in his office. That's dope. Thank you.

The suspects are Jerry with a G. Oh, he did it. Yeah. Julie? I don't need to know what to do with a J. Jason Nick and Sophie. I'm gonna read that again. The suspects are Jerry, Julie, Jason, Nick and Sophie. The numbers 6 4 9 10 11 are Written on the calendar with blood.

Who is the killer? The numbers, 6, 4, 9, 10, 11 are written on the calendar with blood. Who is the killer? Adam, can we talk this out for a second? Yeah, the number 6 correlates to the letter F, so Frank did it. Okay, so there is no frag. Six because he's gone. Why would you stick around if you murdered your boss? The order is six, four, nine, eleven. So it's not an ascending order because the six is before the four for some

reason. But let's also just what ascending means. Okay, let's also. Let's talk about let's talk about names Jason obviously a killer's name. Yeah, you know historically famous killer Actually historically it was Jason's mom her historically My name was Jason's mom has got it going on So also so if you know the options, let's follow that trans thought the mom has got it going. Fountains of Wayne, Wayne Newton, Newton's cradle. I'll live in Newton John. From cradle to the grave. Grave. Grave.

Robert. Robert, Robert Singh. Robert Zombie. As Zombie did it. As Zombie did it. I'm gonna leave now. We have the two weeks notice. We have, we have Sophie in here, which means that we technically have

a Sophie's choice on our hands. Sophie's choice. Choice is yours. Your wanted, wanted, Angelina Jolie. Jolie. Sure, what? Jolie, Dali Parton, Parton, the interruption. Eruption, volcano, cano from Mortal Kombat.

Whose name was Jerry? Yeah. Jerry, Julie, Jason, Nick, and Sophie. G, J, J, J, JJ NS, 649 10 11. So, can I give you a hint? No, not yet. Hey, Aaron, I want that hit later, but I need to ref for a little longer.

No, I'm just so my mouth shut. So I can never give you the hint. Shit, she's doing it. That's in. Oh, wow. That's commitment. I guess for the rest of the episode, it's just gonna be Ritty Kitty.

Ritty Kitty's on the countdown. Ritty Kitty's stuck inside of a cow's stomach. Okay, so it says, six, four, nine, ten, and eleven are written on the calendar in blood? Yes. And the order of the numbers matter and the fact that it's on a calendar matters. So that's the Boston that before he died. So Bruce Springsteen was murdered. So January, February, March, April, May, June, J.

Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. A. So Jason did it. Because each month starts with the letter. A letter. Go through it. So it's going to be June, April, September, October, November. September or November. Jason did it.

So we were right at the top. Jason's mom does have it going on. And Jason was Jason from the killing movies, right? Yep, you got it. That's a fun one. So were those all on Friday, the 13th is where they made the notation. Yep, and again, not impossible.

Okay. And the reason why he wrote down, let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven digits instead of five letters, which would have been less blood, extensively, is because Jason decided not to clean up. Jason would have cleaned up his name written in blood because he just killed the boss. But he's like, well, let's not clean up this 6, 4, 9, 10, 11 thing because that's like a dying man's last script.

I would like to see a scene between the boss and Jason. Probably five to ten minutes before the murder took place. And I would like for you to be the boss and adult. Can I play Jason because I feel like for you to be the boss and add all. Like, can I play Jason? Because I feel like I never get to play low status. If I play the boss, I wanna play Bruce Spring soon. I have a lot of more requests to, I'm holding them all back because of the sigh.

Oh, I'll play the boss. I'll be the boss. I'll be the boss. I'll be the boss. Jason, would you please come in to my office? Yeah, sure. Jason, you know what? Which of my office? Yeah, sure. Jason, you know... Which of your offices?

My office, Jason. The one that we're standing in. That's a threshold of. Jason, your job at the peanut plant is to put the caps on the peanut bottles. That's right. That's correct. I'm a capper. Yeah, you're a capper.

A capper, American, maybe... American cappers. Dapper capper. Dapper capper. Planchor's peanuts only has Dapper American capers. We ought to wear these top hats and gains. Well, you wear. Then radicals. We all do.

But you can take yours off while we come into the office. Okay. Click, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop the standard sounds of taking off hats and modicles. Jason, do you know why I called you in my office? I have an idea. You want you to say it. You're cappers. Excuse me, boss. Oh, sorry.

You have a two o'clock meeting. I just want to make sure you remember, okay? Okay, it's 11. It's 11.15 in the morning. Oh, I am a little disoriented. I'm a little hungover. All right. Classic Sophie. Sophie, wait, wait, Sophie. a little disoriented. I'm a little hungover. Alright. Classic Sophie. So, wait, wait, Sophie, come back in here. Where's Nick doing, Jerry?

Oh, they are in the break room. Gossiping. Sophie, I got to hear about this. You're a little hungover. What happened last night? I know you had that date walk me through. Oh, my God. I got nervous and I got Margaret to drunk before he even showed up.

No. Went on the wrong date. You went on the even showed up, went on the wrong date. You went on the wrong date? I went on the wrong date. Wait. The wrong date. The wrong date and there's a calendar here. Hey Jason.

Yeah. Stop interrupting. Okay. You're a capper. I'm going to go back to my desk. You're a bot. You're a botical dog. You're a botical dog.

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Uh, ooh, the calendar on the wall. I could use it to staunch the flow of blood from my neck. Or even better, uh, painting. Okay. Uh, six, uh, four, uh, nine, uh, ten, eleven. What are you doing over here? Six, four, nine, ten. Oh, that's fucking gee brish This is the ages I wish I would have died at I'll let you have it. Thank you Jason wait Jason months

Jerika do you say sherika? It's a living Erica, do you say shureka? It's a living. I said shureka. That's fun. Yeah, that's a good one. I got another one and you're gonna get it so fast. Are you ready? Is this another one you found

from Googling impossible puzzles? Yes. Imposable puzzles. Imposable readings. Anything's impossible. Here we go. We are all very little creatures. All of us have different features. One of us in glass is set. Here we go. We are all very little creatures. All of us have different features.

One of us, in glass, is set. One of us, you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. If the fence you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we? Holy shit. Jesus Christ, there was so much in that. One of us we find in 10

Let me go and order one of us in Glasses set one of us you'll find in jet another you may see in 10 a fourth is boxed within If the fifth you should pursue it can never fly from you. What are we? And some sort of little creature? Yeah, that one, that first life is a little misleading. We are all very little creatures. We crown misleading in Boston. Yes. There she is.

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Alison Cress. I would say focus on the two lines. One of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in 10. JPC, she said focus on the two lines, but she didn't'll find in Jett, another you may see in tin. JPC, she said focus on the two lines, but she didn't mean the cocaine that you have in front of. I'm intimately eyeing this cocaine. I get jealous when you focus too much in your cocaine.

Because this was on the table before I came here, so if- Don't focus on those two lines, focus on the- I'm doing the 15 minute rule, if no one's claimed this cocaine in 15 minutes, I'm gonna start off. You know when you go in the break room and you're like, is this coke for everyone?

Is this like everyone coke? It's a Friday, so we've probably brought this coke for everybody, right? Yes, Susie, but we're waiting until two to have the cocaine. We want to say happy birthday to you. So one of them is a member of the band jet. So we hit. Paul McCartney. Yeah, Paul McCartney was in jet. He was in wings, you jack. No, a member of the band Jett. So we had Paul McCartney. Yeah, Paul McCartney was in Jett.

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Yeah. We are all very little creatures. All of us have different features. One of us in glass is set. Oh, my phone turned off. Hold on. One of us in glass is set. Oh, my phone turned off. Hold on. One of us in glass is set. One of us you'll find and jet.

Another you may see in tin. And a fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we? Vowels. Is that what it is? Yeah. I'm a total night vowel.

And so this is me in my fifth element. Oh boy. Riddles are bad. So here's my thing. Here's my thing. What does the fly fly? What I can never fly to you? What does that mean?

I didn't understand that one. I think you should pursue. It can never fly from you. I don't get why that is the case. So am I stupid? Am I wrong that most words have vowels on them? Yeah. Mm. Are you wrong?

All words? No, there's a couple words without vowels. Without vowels. Oh, that's such a fun little tidbit. Actually, is that your impression of a guy at a party? Does the skin? No, I'm just saying like yeah, what what how does this Constitute a question What do you mean this is a riddle you it's a mind you have to like think about it Think about what you're trying to do to me, but it could easily just be letters what no

What is it the answer is What? No. No. The answer is letters? No, I get that it's fouls. It's AEI, oh, and then you. No, no, I get it. Well, you actually didn't get it. No, I didn't get it. You had to get someone smarter to get it.

Well, you got it's fucking nothing. Does that make sense? Okay, okay. You got it's fucking nothing. Does that make sense? I think. Okay, okay. Holy what's my, JPC, what's my favorite Motorola phone? Razer. Yeah, crazy crazer, crazer, you love the crazer. What's my favorite type of raisin? I want to see a scene where Aaron,

you are a grammar school teacher. Adel, you are a student who is in detention. You're writing on the blackboard. And the thing that you are doing wrong is you are refusing to learn vowels. And so you have to write, I will learn vowels, but you're not putting any vowels in it when you write it. OK.

Do you want your life to be hard or easy? I want neither. Okay, let me approach this a different way. There are two different types of letters. Here we go. Upper case and lower case, no, I get it. No, no. And not cursive and not cursive.

I feel like that was coming out of your mouth, too. Yeah. So there's two different types of letters. One, you need all the time. And the other, you don't need so much. I'm happy to just take a B. I don't want to name. Just give me a B. Okay. You know, Warren, you made my last name is Quief.

Why do you make me call you Mrs when you're not married? You have you ever read the book the secret? No Because I'm not over 40. Yeah, no kidding cuz you don't know what vowels are you little shit bird? Ship bird that's a call back from episode two Oh, there's a knock on the window. Open the window. Help!

There are bees out here! Killer bees! Help! I love that man. They had that song The Beatles. What? What? What? I'll only help the man with the bees if you can tell me what letter comes before bee. Um. What letter comes before bee? Z. No, before B.

If it's all circular. Oh, God, just say the answer, please. You're killing a human being. Human being. What letter comes before B? He's dead. He's dead and you killed him. W. W W B to boys

He's right it was W B Warner Brothers. Yes, I'm Jack Warner and I want to offer you a job what? Living in the animating X tower The water tower from animating is I'm a Mrs. waiting for my king. Mrs. Gweef, keep in your pants. I'm a brother waiting for a sister who will hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me take that back.

No, first of all, I'm not a married. But I'm looking to get a divorce. Hold on, wait, let me take that back. I don't want to get a divorce. I would cheat on my wife. Hold on. Wait, let me take that back. I don't want to get a divorce. I would cheat it my wife. Hold on. Look. Look, look, look. Wait, reset. I guess I owe you a little more time. AE. Yeah, I love it, any. And you love that one. Here we go, I did my job. What I prefer. It's a living. Are we ready? Are we ready for the riddle? For the riddle?

Papa Hornifer Puzzies. Papa Hornifer Puzzies. I quit this show. I quit this show, bye. Yes, we're ready. Where is really kitty? Where is really kitty? Meow, meow,. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Rina killed a ready kit really cool the ready kit someone please draw me

Okay, a homicide detective is called at a crime scene a Man is lying dead in front of an event an abandoned building It is believed that the man jumped out of the window off the abandoned building and committed suicide. The detective asks his team to collect evidence and he heads towards the building. He goes to the first floor and towards the room that is on the front side. Inside the room, he lights a cigarette, walks toward the window, facing the dead body, opens the window and throws out the cigarette. He then goes to the second floor and repeats the same process. He keeps doing the same thing till he is done with all the floors and then takes the lift

to the ground floor. Upon reaching there, he informs the team that it was not a suicide but a murder. How did he know that this was not a suicide? So he went to every floor and flung a lit cigarette out the window and then took the lift. So we know it's in England or Australia. Yeah, so if it's in Australia everything's backwards so he's going underground and so the guy jumped from the ground up onto the top of the building. So can you be the beginning of this again?

A homicide detective is called at a crime scene. A man is lying dead in front of an abandoned building. It is believed that the man jumped out of a window off the abandoned building and committed suicide. The detective asks his team to collect evidence and he'd head towards the building. He goes to the first floor and towards the room that is on the front side. Inside the room he'd like to cigarette, walks towards the window facing the dead body, opens the window and throws out the cigarette. He then goes to the second floor and repeats the same process. He keeps doing the same thing till he is done with all the floors and he takes the window and throws out the cigarette. He then goes to the second floor and repeats the same process. He keeps doing the same thing till he is done with all the floors

and he takes the lift to the ground floor. Upon reaching there, he informs the team that it's not a suicide but a murder. How did he know it was not a suicide? I'm a British newscaster. I don't think you're allowed to throw cigarettes at a crime scene. The dead man was the Marbrow man. Oh, yeah.

That's the only way to tell because he's the same density as the cigarette. Aaron, look at me in the eyes. Aaron. Aaron, open your eyes. I can't. Yeah, I mean, that's contaminated in a crime scene. The guy should be fired.

But he's a homicide detective and he has a team. What is this like a Dr. House situation? Yes. Oh, do you say Dr. House? Yeah. Isn't it Dr. House? Yeah. Isn't it just House? House MD. What do you think MD stands for?

Music for my dude. My dude. That's a spinoff house. My dude. Party house. Musical director. Yeah, that's fun. Okay, so he's saying it's not a suicide.

It's a homicide because if he's throwing the cigarettes out, is it like pushed versus jumped? Like it would be a different distance if he was pushed versus if he was jumped. But you can't, I mean, the lightness of a cigarette, the wind's gonna carry it or something, so you can't. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm not sure because the wind would definitely carry a cigarette unless it's not windy.

Or he's just determined that this guy was killed at a different location because the way that he's throwing all of these out proves that he didn't get thrown off of this building. Well we try to figure this out I want to see a scene. Okay wow this is unheard of. A crime scene? Well no I want to see Adel you are this detective and you're really trying to quit cigarettes. In JPC, you're kind of the second in command and you really want him to quit smoking. And you're at this crime scene. Got it.

Alright, Beckett. We need to figure out how this man died. I mean, obviously, it looks like suicide, but... But as you taught me, Detective McGivin's looks can sometimes be deceiving. That's good Beckett, that's real good. Give me a cigarette, will you? Oh, come on, McGivett, don't make me hit you a cigarette. You really want one of these cancer sticks?

Oh, I gotta get one. You're better detective, but you're gonna, you're playing too close to fire. Every time you have one of these, that's another year of your life. Here's your cigarette. God damn it, Beckett. Next time I ask for when you fucking give it to me. I may not like RuPaul, but I need that sweet, sweet drag. Well, you better get in line for a drag net, because you're gonna need something to catch you when you fall into the given. Did somebody die in the river? Why are we bringing out a drag net? I didn't do that when you did your thing about RuPaul. Can you see how that's not fair? I'm the detective fuck you.

Alright well. Alright Beckett, I'm gonna throw this one out the window. That's a closed window. The man was murdered. Oh wait, did we, Aaron's face lit up what I said that's a closed window. All the windows were closed. He was flicking the cigarette, a closed window. No, listen, he lights a cigarette, walks toward the window, facing the dead body, opens the window and throws out the cigarette. He then goes to the second floor and repeats the same process.

Oh, it's not even just jumped up the fucking roof. No, he jumped out of a window. He can't stand on the legible window and shut it behind you. He was, uh, yes. I did not write this. Okay, okay, okay. Let's all calm down.

We're all friends here. I'm right here. I'm right here. Calm down, give me a cigarette. But Adults write, okay, okay, let's all calm down. We're all friends here. God damn it. I'm like a calm down. Give me a cigarette But Addles right, okay Aaron and you wrote the riddle, so I want you Yeah, that's why that's really kitty-voted. Oh, you know what? Her phone died and she kept reading the riddle. I would like to you I would like to bring back a segment that I have not a dusted an an old chestnut, and I wanna play this riddle, and I give that riddle a fucking bad grade. It gets a deep.

I give it an A, because it was really fun that you accidentally solved it in the role play. That's never happened. We stumbled upon the answer via improv. That is fun. That's never happened. Based on me denying one of Adolescares or choices.

It's just to show you always denying. Always denying, baby. Always denying. I did not have any sandwiches today. one of Addles' character choices. Which goes to show you always the night. Always the night, baby. Always the night. I did not have any sandwiches today. Oh yeah. Okay, cool. Let's do a listener submitted Rupal into Poussou.

So I have a listener submitted riddle. And this is an original riddle from Mark Wasserman. Just say, Walbrick. The Was. I wonder what he was saying in this right, Mark. I'm sorry. This is an original riddle submitted by Adrian Brody. It's Mark with a C. That's interesting.

That's cool. Hi, Mark. This is his original riddle. Was it Mark the name of the person that called you Queef? Oh my God. It was Markus. It was Mark S. Wasserman. When I'm there, you notice my lack.

When I'm not, all is truly black. I'm described as warm, soft, and bright. The end to this riddle is light. Light. Yeah. Whoa. I'm going to do another one too. Do most riddles end with the rhyme.

They should. Yeah, I mean, that would be way easier. Thanks, Adrian Brody. Wow. Oh, and at would be way easier. Thanks, Hadrian Brody. Wow. Oh, and at the end here, it says, please give me work. Warm soft and bright. Were they talking about Addles' personality? Damn it.

That's not a burn. You're really pleasant to be around. Oh, thank you. You are too. Wow. What is happening? We have another listener submitted. This one's from Jacob Kelly. And he hopes that whoever

is reading this is having a wonderful day. But that doesn't apply to the studio. Aaron got it. We didn't get it. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah. Is it Mario Kart? Here we go. The riddle. There are three men on a boat in the middle of a lake and they have four cigarettes between them. The problem is I forgot to bring a lighter. How do they smoke? The aspect to hand you a cigarette and light it. There's four men four men three men four men about in the middle of a lake and they have four cigarettes between them The problem is they forgot to bring a lighter. How do they smoke? One of the cigarettes is lit. The waters on fire, lightning. One of the cigarettes is lit.

The waters on fire, lightning. One of them is a dragon. We have to hit it. Adam has to have hit it. One of those four ends. It took me so long to register that you said one of them is a dragon. That's my new process is to just say five answers in one sentence. Honestly, a quick seed. We're the three men in the boat. Addle, you're the dragon. I feel like we're sinking a little bit. And I don't want to point fingers. Raw?

Okay, or claws. Let's not point the talons. Or talons. I don't have, I'm not a fucking bear. You don't have talons. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hey buddy, you have talent.

Guys, can we focus on the bigger thing here? We gotta take care of this baby. Oh. Three men and a dragon and a little baby. A little baby and a boat, okay? This baby needs to smoke. I just, I feel like we're sinking and whoever, whoever thinks that maybe they're the,

if one of us could fly, if one of us could fly, yeah, I can't fly, but I'm trying to scale back. Get out of the fucking boat. You said I had talent. You have a shot. Blame, blot. Oh, look, this is a great. That worked. And one for the baby. You sort of did hit it.

It's one of the things you said, but you have to, if I got it, one of the cigarettes is lit sort of did hit it. It's one of the things you said, but you have to. If I got it, I got it. One of the cigarettes is lit. No. Oh, shit. Lightning, the water's on fire. Yeah. The answer is they throw the extra cigarette in the lake and the whole boat becomes one cigarette later.

Whoa. Oh, my God. Oh, that's good. It's funny. That's what it is. That's what they all died. So the boat became a cigarette lighter. Jacob said, I don't know if this is a great riddle,

but I personally find it hilarious and charming. I'm with you, Jacob. Honestly, if he hadn't told you to have a good day at the top of that, I'd say fuck him. But since he did, since he was kind and polite, we will return the favor. And he goes in the Hall of Fame. And he goes in the Hall of Fame. And I hope

you're having a wonderful day, Jacob. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, baby, boo, boo, our first Kelly, big, whole, big, whole, big, whole, top, top, top, being, going to the Hall of Fame Jacob have? Tom! Here to induct our first inductee to the Puzzie and Ritty Hall of Fame is Ritty Kitty. Miamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiamiam. If you have any Ritty's Puzzies or Quizzies that you want to send us, email us at hrrpodcast.com. Also follow us on Instagram at www.hayrittlerittle.com Twitter at www.hayrittlerittle.com. Andmail.com. Also follow us on Instagram at HeyrittleRiddle, Twitter at HeyrittleRiddle. And that's it.

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