Hey Riddle Riddle - #14: A Riddle a Day Saves Nine

Episode Date: October 24, 2018

In this episode JPC is Old Man Puzzles and he WROTE some warm up riddles! The Clue Crew tries to remember some sayings, Adal plays God, flickering lights cause problems, and a full stop gets a full stop. Also - Sandor Weisz comes back for our beloved Sandbox segment! #sortofsayingsStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Sandy Weisz at mysteryleague.comEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And we're gonna ride it! And we're gonna ride it! And we're gonna ride it! And we hit it hard and we hit it, it went to bed wet. I'm gonna go, we hit it hard and it went to bed wet. Welcome back to Kind of a Saying. I would be so good at a game show called Kind of a Saying.

They'd be like, finish this saying, but not really. My friends, Steven from high school wanted to be the type of person who said saying, but he didn't know any. And one time in true anger, he said, stop eating lunch off my back. And we made fun of him for a month. I think you meant to say get off my back

because you were probably using him as a table. Yep. Or he meant to say, this guy's really eating my lunch. But stop eating lunch off my back. I like having the thought that it's like, you know what I wanna be known for? Sayings.

I wanna be the good at saying, sky. Better to have loved and lost than to walk in on your parents' dead. PENNY, one penny to penny, pennies a day. And there's no more doctors. What is it? One in the hand is worth, what's this on my hand? You have one?

Oh for sure. Cool, let's head out. Mary, Mary, quite contrary. She contracted Ovarian cancer. Oh, okay. Hey. It can't serve. Oh, okay. Hey. Real real real real. I'm gonna be old man puzzles this week.

I have decreed it, I've declared it. I've said it and I've snared it. So that's what's gonna happen. And you'll all be at my mercy for the next 45 hours. Yikes. My episodes take a little longer to record. We added them down to a palatable 40 minutes. If that, but for this episode I have a kind of special treat. I was driving back for an

All-Treat special. Isn't that couched into the meaning of the word? Oh, yeah. Okay, so here's my first job. You don't give a dog a special treat. You give a dog a treat. Could you give a dog a loan?. You give a dog a treat. Good, you give a dog a loan. I want to be good at sayings. So yeah, so I was on the way back from a road trip today. And as I was thinking about the show in the record later, I thought, you know what, I want to take a stab at writing some of my own riddles.

So these are riddles, I think maybe one of them is not. But most of these riddles are riddles that I wrote to try to sus these out for you. I, everyone in the car was sleeping and I woke everyone up to be like, hey guys, can I run some of these riddles past you? Who are you driving? Oh yeah, oh my god.

And sleeping. And I'm a dog. Oh, thank God. But I woke everybody up and I was like, can I run some riddles by you? And I was like, these are warm up riddles to get people's brains working and they got them so fast.

They got them so immediately that they were like, oh no, they're good. And I'm like, no, they're you're supposed to get them. So these are very easy. I've play tested them once. And if you don't get them, I'm embarrassed for you. If we don't like them, will it hurt your feelings? No, absolutely not.

So I tried, I tried, well, I'll talk about my methodology for writing these a little later. And, you know, if you're at home and you're considering writing riddles, this is kind of fun. It's like a fun exercise. But, and writer riddle is so easy, a carful of sleeping people can give it.

That's the real riddle. My first question would be, did you copy formats or like vibes of different riddles But answer that after they weren't specifically format, but Matt was in the car and he did enjoy them Oh, you said floor mats because we're driving in a car You want to Okay, I yeah, I will talk about that at great lengths after we are after we are done Wonderful wonderful wonderful I am too tired, but cannot sleep I will talk about that at great lengths after we are done.

Wonderful. Wonderful, wonderful. I am too tired, but cannot sleep. I have spoke, but cannot speak. It's something with two tires. That's a bicycle. We spoke. Spoke on a wheel, two tires.

Yeah. Sleep with the wheel. Is that it? Oh. It's a bicycle. Yeah, too tired and it I'm I'm sorry. I was doing that song. I'm too tired for my bike. I'm too tired for my bike. Okay, he has ready for warm up riddle number two. Yes sir. Ooh, I love the formal nature of it. Now, I don't gonna get a yes, sir, from you. It'll be entirely manufactured energy.

Yes, sir. But, the worst. You're a majesty. I pack a punch, but cannot fight, but poke me and I can delight. And I can delight? It doesn't say candlelight but what did you say I Can delight but candlelight is fun too I pack a punch but do not fight but cannot fight

What what did I say do not oh oh you think of a donut I pack a punch I pack a punch I pack a punch but donut fight I cannot. I pack a punch. I pack a punch, but don't I fight? I cannot fight. I do not fight. What was it, second part? But poke me, and I can delight. Mmm, you can delight. No. Someone who packs a punch for a picnic.

Stop eating a punch off my back. I feel like you go so treating me like a punching bag. Is a punch like the drink, like a fruit punch? Yeah, it's like a school lunch. I don't know if I'm allowed to answer. I pick up punch like a high c or an actor cooler. I'm not allowed to answer questions about this. For a son.

Without checking with the author. Would you guys mind if I? Oh, God. But didn't you say you wrote them? Oh, yeah, I guess I did. I guess I am going to do a a fun little thing aren't I? Flores yours. Um, uh, uh, JPC. This is old man puzzles asking you. Uh, can you, that you answer questions about these riddles? Uh, who's asking the questions? This is JPC. Who's asking the questions? That's Adel and Aaron, the people who are always mean to you and don't respect you and

manufacture energy when they call you sir. Oh, yeah, you can tell them that I'm not going to be answering any of your fucking questions and they can both go suck a bunch of butts. I'm not going to tell them that. That's horrible. Hey guys, it's me, Oldman Puzzles. JPC says that he's not going to answer the questions and you can suck a big bag of dogs asses. I would suck some butt. Is it a tickle me Elmo? I got caught. Pack the punch, but does not fight. Packs a punch, but cannot fight, but poke me and I can delight. Tickle me Elmo. Tickle me Elmo.

Tickle me Sun. Yeah, that'll got it. Oh, cool. Yeah. It's a pair of capris. I like that one. It's Capri Sun. Yeah, that's a work shopping.

And that fits in with Stop Eating Lunch Off My Back. Yeah, part of that workshopping and that fits in with stop eating lunch off my back Yeah, yeah, it fits in directly with stop eating lunch off my back Cool, um, these are getting a little okay, so this this one is not one that I came up these are getting a little what finish that sentence The quality takes a steep drop off after point. So that's why I'll do this one from Really? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here? From here?

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How do you do it? E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- I have to pay for it. Oh, what? I mean, well my boss isn't a... What did you break? I'm a bearer. Oh no, is it a feminine hygiene product? Worse. Is it spaghetti sauce? Worse. No, don't tell me it's a lamp. No, it's in the sexy aisle. Oh, in the sexy aisle?

Oh, is it a... This woman here broke her water. Her water broke. Sorry, I'm a starfish who's just twirling through. Sounds like you're like a starfucker fish. Try to get up at people's business. No, I'm just saying I know Trent Rezner, but I mean, we're friends.

Who else? I have his cell phone number, you wanna see? Who else? Are you friends or are you more like, see an enemy? Is it? I better go. I think we all better go.

No, you water stay. I wanted to be in one. I think we all better go. You ought to stay. I wanted to be in one. I can be in C puns. God C puns. I should have said a last more set. You ought to know. You listen to Hayward over the worst podcast in the world. She singing your utteronose, right?

Yeah. Because she thinks autonoses are adorable. Because she gave an autora hand job. Can we be better? That sounds pretty cool, yay. I want to die. Sorry, I'm just trying to think of C puns to put it in Orlando's more set songs.

I'm going to need 40 minutes. You OK? Take 40. But while you're taking 40, think about this warm-up riddle. I have four legs, but cannot walk. I have a head, but cannot talk. It's like having four legs, but you cannot walk. That's her. That's the dolphin. You got your dolphin. Can you repeat it? I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk.

I thought you were asking Aaron to repeat her speech. Can you repeat her speech? I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs but cannot walk. I have four legs, but cannot walk. I have a head, but cannot talk.

A table with a penis on it. It's a penis table. Yeah. Classic penis table. I can't walk, I have a head. It's gonna be a bed. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bed. Cool.

It's gonna be a bed. I do like the delivery of that. Stuffing much up my bed. Hey, walk a mile in my bed. I'm early to lunch and early to rise. Makes one healthy, wealthy and bad. Uh. Sorta.

Sorta. Sorta. Sorta. It's a bit of a sort of saying. Hashtag sort of saying. Hashtag keeping it real. Yeah. Oh, definitely this week.

Hashtag sort of saying. Hashtag. D Yeah, oh definitely this week hashtag sort of saying. Hashtag. Guide to know what you're saying. Hashtag you autonose. Yeah, if you guys have sort of saying please tweet them at HR or podcast. No, hey, Riddle Riddle. Tweet them at us in hashtag.

I'm hashtag sort of saying that's sort of with an A, sort A, say things. Yeah. Okay, you guys ready for this one? Yes. Okay. I might get up a few seconds. Oh, yeah, I forgot I didn't ask tonight I don't actually want to say guys are y'all ready for this one

I'm a lady I'm trying to eliminate I'm trying to eliminate guys from my lexicon I thought I've been saying y'all everyone says be to I've been like hey y'all Yeah, but I'm not from the south. So I feel like y'all is disingenuous. I'll say everyone, hey everyone. I have been saying y'all. For folks, folks y'all, it's anything Southern. Folks y'all, everyone. It's really hard, it's really in my brain. Hey guys. Yeah, I do say, hey guys a lot, and I talk to people on the phone at work,

and I don't wanna say y'all. But. Okay, I'm ready. What I say now is, hey y'all want pie? I'm sorry, I don't have any pie. Hey, you wanna, y'all wanna come in from the gazebo to the brunette? This guy's got pie. Hey, everyone come right in.

Hey guys, come, he's got pie. Hey girl, he's got pie. No, not guy. Let's slice it up on the shifurube. Okay, y'all, I'm underground. I'm in the air without me, you would not be here. You'll be cool if you stick with me, but you'll not find me in the sea.

Ice. Lannis Morse. I have one vote for ice and one vote for Lannis Morse. No, it's one of those options. It's Lannis Morse. No, it's not the one of those. I have no choice. Is that Lannis Morse.

No. Ben Angis and I have a... Yeah, listen to that. Yeah, it's in that room. You're hanging in your case. Time is time. that her? Yeah, it's hate in your case. Time and time and time. You already? Is that anyone me?

Oh, that's what feels under the sea. Yeah, that's great. Was it ice? No, it's not ice. But ice is a guess, technically. Water. So you'll not find me on the sea. Brings me to my first.

Brings me to my first dead stop of stop of the other guy be it's gotta be cold. No, we don't need to do a dead stop You'll not find me in the sea. I feel like you guys are saying things that are exclusively found in the sea like water and kelp Jellyfish Read it again. Yes, I can't I'm sorry. I'm underground. I'm in the air without me You would not be here You'll be cool if you stick with me, but you'll not find me in the sea trapper keeper. Jean sport Yeah stars. I'm underground. I'm in the air Yeah, it's just like some fun. That's like some fun filler till it gets to a lot of riddles have two or three lines of fun

Filler that won't matter for the riddle. We honestly, this podcast has tonnest that. Everything- Everything- Everything- Everything- Everything- Everything- Everything- Everything- Everything- Everything-

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I was did you write that I did write that? Well done JPC. Yeah, I was alright Okay, they do take a steep decline People want to hang out with? Adelaar me, based on the last 15 seconds. Me, please hang out with me. Well, honestly, don't hang out with me. No, I like that. The thing that I like about Reynolds

is I like the rhyming component, like that make them sound like they're like mysteries that an old man would tell you to cross this bridge. So that's true. I mean, that's true. Okay, this is another original. This is a JPC original read by Old Man Puzzles, which is JPC this week. What do we say this is JPC joint? This one is more than anything is JPC joint. Like many famous rappers, can you yell your name somewhere at the beginning? And then the year?

Well, so the rappers don't yell their own name. Usually they have a hype man saying like, JPC. And then they go into. And then the year? Yeah, the year. And the year of our Lord. Let me do the riddle first, OK? And then you guys can decide.

This is a JPC joint. I love to hump. I always spit. You want to ride, but you got to sit. Oh, that's a camp. JPC's 2005. That could also be JPC. It's JPC. Yeah, the answer is camel or JPC into it. Can you do it again? Because you really enjoyed eating it. I love to hump. I always spit. If you wanna ride, you gotta sit. 2018. You'll turn up my snare.

I hate these. All right. The last of these warm-up riddles before we get into the, the actual hot pub, Pubblesies. Pubsies. Pubsies. Pubsies.

Fortnight, dabbing on your corpses. Fortnight. Oh, little dabbingers back. Kid riddles. Kid riddles. Kid riddles. This one, Aaron, I'm sorry, I will write you a more personalized one in the future, but I want to exclude you from this

because I'd love Adel to focus on this riddle. Is that okay? Yeah, I'm gonna take a quick little nap. Actually, you know what, if you want, you can play along as well, but this, keep in mind that this one was one that I wrote for Adel specific. No, I'm gonna write you a letter while you read this one that.

I'm gonna write you a last song. Okay, cool. Adel, you ready? I wrote this one for tonight. This is a specific, special one for you. What a smash and pumpkins wrote. 4949. Fennel. Davenon, your card says,

Davenon, all my haters. Melancholy and the Infinite Davenous. When I am drunkbing on all my haters. Melancholy and the infinite abness. When I am drunk, I drink my piss. I wish that I could kiss my sis. I play a badger on a show. I drink piss, I'm a pervert, and I'm stupid. Who am I? Oh, boy.

I don't know the names of the guys from the dollar. I'd say that, or maybe. Boy, this is a hard one. It's actually. I don't want you to read it again. I can't read it again. I can't read it again. But the answer is Aaron Keith. Wow. It's a it's the one of the misdirect. You know that it's Aaron because I said I tricked my piss. I was getting pretty slap happy. I think I'm pretty pissed. And that one tickled me, so that one's only... So this is the episode where we just gave up.

That one's only fun for me. Oh, and Aaron wrote me a little note. I will now read this little note. By the time you read this, I will already be gone. Oh, it's a little doodle on it. Dear JPC, go jump in a lake, comment JPC, PS fuck you love Aaron. Wow, she loves me.

I took what I needed out of that. Aaron, I got it. You're not just made me think of it. The perfect pun. Atlantis Moriset. Oh. You did it. I'm really happy for you.

I'm going to head out. You guys have fun. Aaron, I really wish you took that opportunity to for go jump in a lake to do a sort of saying there Like a go jump in a dog with won't hunt Do you have no time? Well, JPC well JPC get some notes. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back with more pussies and riddies Hey, JPC Yeah We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back with more pussies and riddies Hey gpc Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm

Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website Okay, I just need some advice this podcast is sponsored by square space I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand. Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engaged with your audience. And so anything for products that cut into time all in one place all on your terms. Hey, Addle, come here. Come here. Come here. Hey, what's what's going on?

I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you, saving you time and money. What is happening?

Okay. Wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing, new, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from.

That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for? I can't remember what's the website for Frank With Squarespace

You can connect to your store to Vedent third party tools to extend the functionality of your website Hey, JPC hey, JPC. What's up, Madel? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine Dude, we got her anyway if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Aaron.

Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait. I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC.

Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? They're never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle.

Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try better help.

Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices, and the path forward isn't always clear whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you owl, owl. Sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you, ow, owl. Sorry, that also does so fast.

Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Mm, and better help is entirely online. So it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years and it suits the way that my brain works

way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist. And you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge.

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H-E-L-P dot com slash riddle r-i-d-d-l-e r-i-d-d-l-e the middle of riddles of D but there is no true middle of riddle because it would be the space in the United States to see helping at home Bye, Am home Who are we? What is this? I clink clink clink, clink.

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I love you ugly money. My bank bank bank bank. Ooh, we're back. And- Or they're gonna say somebody stop me. Somebody do not go in there. Uh, we're back. We are going to change it up. So for the rest of the episode, for the riddles and puzzies for this episode,

I'm going to invoke a special rule. We have to hold hands. And is this like a dance? I am going to revoke your special rule to make a summary vote. This is going to be invoked. Never really get it. So the rule for this is that you can ask me yes or no questions. That's those are the only questions that you can ask and I can give you yes or no answers

about any of these riddles. Cool? Cool. So there won't be any hints but there will be like any yes or no questions I can answer to you, to give you more information should you need it. The other thing that I will say is that these weretals I am reading from a, I guess it's like a booklet, it's like not, you wouldn't call it a book because it's like 15 pages. A pamphlet.

A pamphlet. So I'm reading this. It's like Common Sense by Thomas Payne. Exactly. A knowledge. From a pamphlet that was originally published in 1981. Now, I read some of these and they're like so awful and not even words that I would be comfortable saying.

So we're gonna skip over some. But keep in mind, original year that these were published was in 1981 and you can ask me yes or no questions. We should specify, I believe, that pamphlet was handed to us by a fan of the show after a Hello from the Magic Tavern live show. I can't remember the guy's name.

No, I'm sorry. Please email us your name so that we can give you credit. He had to mess like three books and he was very cool. He was very cool. Also, just email us your name. Everyone email us your name. No, you don't have to email us your name. Everyone email us your name. No, you don't have to email us your name. Just email us. We'll see your name on your email unless you have a weird email. Or if you have something that you want to be called that's not your name of your email,

just email us your name. If your name is in your email, email us a weird email. Oh, I'm getting it a lot of email. Call me by your name. If you see me, you can call me out. Hi, Jack. by your name. If you see me, you can call me out. Hi, Jack. Okay. So yeah, I'm going to read some of these. You can ask me any other questions. You guys ready? A wife gave her husband a single article of food.

He died as a result of eating it. And even though thousands of people heard of it, the wife was never brought to trial. I know this one. Nobody eats articles of food. You wear articles of clothing. Damn it. You got it.

So yeah, it was edible panties. From Spencer's guess. From Spencer's guess. But I don't know. Oh, shit. Yes, there are questions only. Sorry. Okay. Do you know it? from Spencer's gifts. But it's good. But in a mall. Oh, yeah, I'm, yes, there are questions only. Sorry. Okay.

Do you know it? A wife, a fan of her husband, a single article of food. Again, that's not what anybody ever says. In 81, that's what they were saying. Okay. Keep in mind, 1981. Okay. He died as a result of eating it, and even the thousands of people heard of it,

the wife was never brought to trial. Is it, is it, that people have heard of the food? I don't think so. I know. Thousands people heard of the incident. Yes. She was never brought to trial. Yes.

Because nobody liked the husband. Did people like the husband? Her husband was her cat. No. Was the food what killed him? No. She choked on it. No.

He. Not directly, so no. She choked him. No, no. The answer, the not directly was him. No, no, the answer to that is the not directly to yours. No. I hate this. No.

You like it, yes. A man choked on an article of food. No, a wife gave her husband a single article of food. He died as a result of eating it. Even though thousands of people heard of it, the wife was never brought to trial. He started. Butterfinger BB.

Oh, yeah, it's a Butterfinger BB, baby. He only ate, well, okay. He did not start. Okay. So the husband did not die from the food. Correct. He died from the food. He died as a result of eating it.

Okay, so it's a Fugue. I'm sorry? Blowfish. So there's not You have to you can die from eating food when it's not choking so The food eating the food did not kill him But the act of eating the food is what got him killed Or is what is what caused him to die? Oh, we picked it up with chopsticks, but then he put them through his face No, it was not easy to utensils. He crashed the car. There was no car. In fact, the car

shouldn't even have been invented yet. Is that true? Yeah. You've seen something that an animal also wanted. Oh, this is cave, cave person time. I'm giving you some more hints as before that. So it was a stegosaurus. It was French Flinstone and Wilma, and she dropped a T-bone on the card and it's going first. Well, Bob, my car! It tipped over and crushed them. No, but great guess.

Is it during, like, cave man times? No. Medieval times? No. Olden times? Yes. Was it wrong? I wonder what we both mean would we say olden times? Was it raw meat? No not meat was it a vegetable? No, it's a fruit. Yes a fruit

So it's something with oh Adam and Eve Aaron got it exactly correct. Oh, it's Adam and Eve. Yes, this is the old time Aaron got it exactly correct. Oh, it's Adam and Eve. Yes, this is the old time. This is right at the end. Jay isn't drinking from a bar. Yeah, here's a nickel for you, Milo. You keep the booze coming all night.

So just to be clear, in 1981, only a few thousand people had read the Bible. That was my quibble with this thing. I was like, why not say million? Why not risk it? You don't think millions of people have heard this story in 81. We're gonna do a little bit of role play.

I'm sorry, this is 1481. We're gonna do a little bit of dinner role play. JPC, I want you to be Adam, Aaron, I want you to be Eve. And you, Eve are going to be tempting Adam to eat from the Tree of Knowledge in case of fruit. Again, this is just proving that the best riddle book of all time is the Bible.

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I, Kevin, please. Please, Kevin, I am so in love with you and I can't imagine a world without you and would you make me the only man alive? What? What? Oh, no, no. No? Oh, no. Oh, yes. What do you mean? Holy man alive What what what oh no no no

I don't know I don't want you to assume I just no no I'm asked I'm Also didn't she come from your rib? I'm just saying that's She come from your rib. Snake, please. You know what I'm just saying? That's... No, we're not... No!

I don't have a father-to-date snake. What are you getting at just because I got my chance? No, I got my chance. For you, Snake, please. No, that's my chance. But then I'm rather. You're both the bottom of the barrel. I'm so sorry.

How did I guess I... I guess I... I don't know what that means. I've never heard that before. Is that a sort of saying? You're sort of snake. Hey, Snake, stop beating the lunch off our backs. We're trying to have a conversation here.

I was created for you. I'm doing air quotes. I was created for you. I didn't create you. You know what? Come over here. If you want to marry me, so bad eat this. Oh, that's a snake.

I should eat it. Eat them right in front of me. Please don't. You want me to eat snake? And then when you're done eating snake eat this apple and then I'll marry you Okay, I would do anything for you. I love you so fucking much You love me because I came from you. You see yourself in me Adam report to the front of the garden.

Oh God. You're in trouble! Adam? Yes, O Lord. Where's Kevin? Um... He's in his tummy. I got hungry and I ate Kevin.

Cool. What's a tummy? Because at some point you all started to come up with your own vernacular. What's vernacular? Is that like a colloquialism that we're not familiar with? What's a colloquialism? It's not in the zeitgeist. It's just something for my lexicon. Well, let's agree that Well, they have each other's viz. Well, all's well that in's some

Alright, I'm dabbing on your grave fortnight. It's game. That's fun. 10 more minutes. Okay, yeah. That one was great. I'm going to ask you this one again. This is a yes or no one.

The man was afraid to go home because the man with a mask was there. Oh, we've had this one before. Yeah, it's a catcher. We've had a slightly different variation on that, right? We're a man around, he left home, took three left turns, and a man with a mask was waiting for, two men with a mask. I feel like there are some things like wind and breath and baseball diamond

that are like, there are a thousand different variations of that. Well, those are the four powers of Captain Plank. There was wind, earth, fire and baseball diamond that are like there are a thousand different variations of that. Well those are the four powers of Captain Plank. There is wins, earth, fire and baseball diamond. And baseball diamond had a monkey. Yeah, Mati. Okay. Okay, so okay, 1981, 1981. I was 17. We all know.

Hey, the book, you'll be a good boy. I can't find anything. You know, 1981, everyone was trying to sell war bonds. I was just a twinkle in my dad's penis. This is your talent. Oh, we could cut this whole episode. Mr. Hallett. Mr. Cohen, I insist that you stop sticking things up.

Oh, that's sort of the same. Uh, yeah, that is sort of the same. Wait, that fits. Uh, if the shoe fits, fuck it. Uh, Mr. We have to do this riddle. I'm sorry, I'm laughing so hard. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Mr. Kevin Allen was reading a newspaper and came across an article.

Well thought. Alright, okay, okay. Okay, I'm sorry. That was just the funniest thing you've ever said. Give me a break. Okay. Mr. Allen, Mr. Kevin Allen, was reading a newspaper and came across an article about the death of... Article of food?

Yes, the death of the article of food about the death of a woman in the Swiss Alps reading that a doctor Jones a wife had accidentally fallen to her death while skiing Alan went to the police and told them Jones murdered his wife after questioning Dr. Jones confessed to the crime how did Mr Alan know because the Mr. Alan was really the character short-round from the N. Ann Jones confessed to the crime. How did Mr. Allen know? Because the Mr. Allen was really the character short-round from the Anand Jones series. To play! Because nobody else would call in the Anand Jones

Dr. Jones except for short-round. Oh, well, who am I thinking of? You're thinking of tattoo from Clegg Rowland? From Clegg Rowland. From Friggar Island, is that you said? Yeah, from Tatsy Wailas. Can you reread it? Tatsy Wailas, is that Russian girl bed

that kissed each other? I don't think it's bad, I don't think it's bad. Island is that Russian girlbed that kissed each other? Mm-hmm. I love that. I love that. I love that. Uh, Mr. Allen was reading a newspaper and came across an article about the death of a woman in the Swiss Alps. Reading that a Dr. Jones wife had accidentally fallen to her death while skiing, Allen

went to the police and told them Jones murdered his wife. After questioning Dr. Jones, after questioning, Dr. Jones confessed to the crime. How did Mr. Allen know? Is this something we can glean from what you said, or do we have to... You, I think you might need to ask me some questions, but the things that you can glean is that Mr. Allen read this in a newspaper,

a woman died skiing in the Swiss Alps, and then Mr. Allen went to the police, read this in a newspaper, a woman died skiing in the Swiss Alps, and then Mr. Allen went to the police, they questioned Dr. Jones and Dr. Jones confessed, but how did Mr. Allen know? Because you can't fold down a little skiing. Yeah, a weeble, a weeble's can't wobble. He just slipped in the bubble. Yeah.

No, that's, no. The guest. The skiing is the art of falling down. Yes, Aaron got it, he guessed. Ah! Ah! Ah! No, he's no skiing is the art of falling down. Yes, Aaron got it. He guessed No, he did not get it. He knew he had some information Was it anything to do with a picture that went along with the article no? Did he know them personally but a picture is worth a thousand birds in your hand Did he know them personally? Yes.

Oh, he knew that Dr. Jones hated his wife. He was having an affair with his wife. No, his wife didn't know how to ski. No, I mean, it doesn't matter. No, it matters because if you didn't know how to ski, she wouldn't go skiing. She knew how to ski. Is it have something to do with Swiss Alps? His wife was already dead. No, and no, not specifically, except she did fall to her death while skiing.

Um, Hey, Drone Collider. So he knows them personally. Yes, Hey, Drone Collider is the answer. And that's a question. So he knows them personally. Yes. Hey, Dr. Collider is the answer. And that's a question? So the answer is yes. It's GPC. He knows them personally. So he knows a detail about them. Yes.

That is the reason why he knows. Okay. Does it have to do with her body? No. Does it have to do with his body? No. Does it have to do with body by Jake? Mark by Mark Jacob's. No. Is his body too but delicious? Yes, but that doesn't have to do the riddle for you. Yes, for you.

Yeah, I mean you were you were riddled of money with the detail like something that he knows they were they were supposed to do something they She he knew knows she hates she doesn't ski. No, he doesn she, he knew, no, she hates, she doesn't ski. No, he doesn't know anything about our skiing or, um, that specifically any, any of that, like what her skiing skill level doesn't matter. Hmm. And there is, so he does have a piece of information that led him. So try to ask questions. He sold them again.

Not a gun. He sold them a knife. No, he sold them something. He sold them something. Yes. He sold them faulty skis. No, he sold them. He sold them a snowboard.

Tickets to Paris. He sold them to a different place. Tickets to Paris. No. Tickets to London. Tickets to. Do you want to a different place. Take it to Paris. No. Take it to London. Take it to... Do you want to go to... One ticket home. He sold it one ticket home.

Yeah, as Aaron has landed on it. One ticket to kill my wife. He sold it one ticket home. Yeah, he was there travel agent, 1981, when travel agents were a thing. And he sold them one round trip ticket and one one way ticket That is a cheap doctor To be like oh, yeah, I only need a one ticket back That's I think that's a really good riddle. That's a good riddle, but again travel agents are a thing of a bygone error

Right like people don't have travel agents anymore. Okay, here's what I wanna do. I wanna see you seeing Adel, you are a travel agent. It is the year 2018, so it's the modern era. And Aaron, you have just walked into this travel agent shop, you're a frickin' team. Sure. Pip pip pip.

Oh, why are these spider webs here? Oh, come on in, come on in. Oh, you look like you got Moxie kid. Welcome. Is this a haunted house? Uh, do you want it to be? No. Then it's not?

No, I'm a travel agent. Come on in, come on in. Oh, what? A travel agent. Is that like a spy? Um, yeah. It's kind of a cool thing. So what I do is, do you have the internet?

Each time you open your mouth, dust comes out. Yeah, and little spiders. I died 40 years ago. But my business lives on joking. That's an old timing joke. The internet? Yeah, yeah. So I basically do what the internet does, but much slower. So if you want to go somewhere in the world, I'll help you achieve that goal. Where do you want to go? Where do kids want to go these days? My crushes house. Crushes house. Where does your crush live? Three houses down from me.

Three doors down. I'm hip to that band. They sing photograph, right? Sure, this isn't a haunted house. No. So cold in here. If it was a haunted house why would I have these things in this cape? Geez. Crazy last time slam. A door close behind me. When was the last time someone was in here? Oh I'd say 1981. God the year my grandparents were born. How old are you? 15.

That checks out. I wanted to poke a hole in that, but you know the saying, you can't poke a hole in a steel boot. Uh, well, it was nice meeting you, mister. Hey, am I scary? Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no! Can I, can I tell you a ticket? Um, just like a plane ticket so you can go see your crush? I mean, she isn't Italy with her parents. Oh! That'd be weird to just show up. No, that's great. So, let someone else's family trip.

Let me pull up my typewriter here and let's book you one ticket. Is that a Windows 98? Yep, it's a Windows 98 typewriter. You listen well. Let's put this in here. One one to get to Rome. Oh, 15. I listen to who I want, what I want. We listen to the who.

We got to the airline where you're about to board this flight to Rome, but the ticket is that same old man complete with vampire cape and cow. Here's my ticket to Italy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Good to see you again. Creek slam. Oh, I missed my flight.

Did your passengers that was the final boarding call for Chicago to Italy? This is probably for the best that would have been spooky to show up. That's also the sound of sc of skeleton makes when he dunks. Puh! See! Oh my god.

You took my next riddle. What does the sound of skeleton make when he dunks? Creek? Slam. Oh boy. Cool. You guys did that exactly perfectly. Ready for this next one? Yes or no questions only?

Yes. A gang of thieves rob a warehouse one night. They capture two night watchmen. These are its K and I, GHG, so they're on the wall. They capture two night watchmen and place them unharmed and unbound in the trunk of a car parked nearby. The next morning when employees hear sounds coming from the trunk,

they open it. One man steps out alive and well, the other is dead. Um, no air in the trunk. One man sucked the air in the other man's mouth, or butt. So having a rude survival book? One man sucked the air out of another bit's mouth or butt So yes No air in the so thieves robbed a warehouse. They took two nightmen and you said night was spelled K and I

That night watchman just the guards so they put them in a trunk on hundred and unbound Left them overnight. Yeah. The next morning one was like the live one was said. Because one had needed medication. You were right with the air thing. Oh. That is correct. But the part that's not correct is you said mouth and butt. So they ran out of air. Oh penis. Yes. The only had the air for one enough for one. Air for one, please. Air Force one, please. No, but how? Yeah, yes, they only had air for enough one. Yes.

So one killed the other so he could free how did one of them survive by killing the other and eating all that sweet, sweet air. No, by kissing. No, poking a hole in the car and eating all that sweet, sweet air. No. By kissing. No. Poking a hole in the car and breathing out of it. No.

By poking a hole in the person and breathing through it. Yeah, you put the hole in the person, breathe through it. No. So one person suffocated because of lack of air and the other person did not. Yeah, that's the case closed. But there was not enough air in the trunk for one man to look throughout the night.

So he sucked through his mouth or butt? He got out. I got it, just give it to me. You got it, I'll give it to you. Keyhole. There was something else in the trunk. Tank of oxygen. I straw so yes, it was oxygen Yeah, but it was not a tank of oxygen. What else what else is something that might have air in it lungs in a

Trow the spare tire a spare tire So here's here's my like quibble with this. I don't think Trunks are air proof Are they is it trunk airtight? They shouldn't do that. No, I don't think trunks are air proof. Are they? Is it trunk airtight? They shouldn't do that. No, I don't think they are. I think like if you were like in a car drowning, you would like air gets through. Well in 1981. Oh yeah, they were building these things at a like solid steel. Yeah. And like welding the truck shut. Right, but like that. Yeah. Also, I don't think you can breathe the air out of a tire.

No, I feel like there's poison. I think it's poison. I think they put poison in them, so teens won't suck the air out and get high. But if you pee it out, it's fine. Yeah, if you pee it out, like that. But they don't put poison in gas, so you can still siphon it out

and drink that sweet sweet gasoline. That's true, you can drink that gas. So I want to see a scene, Adel all and Aaron you are both night watchmen night watch people And you the thieves have ransacked the warehouse and they have locked you in a trunk You're locked in the trunk of a car Boy boy, we're gonna get you to your wedding tomorrow morning. I just sucks. I mean what is Diane gonna think? Oh, no, you're gonna be a little rough around the edges but we're gonna get you out okay. Rough around the edges. You're the worst. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm the best best man though okay. You are the best best. Thank you again for being my best friend. Yeah of course and we've been working here night watchmen at this warehouse for 10 years together. Hey yeah we met in the scouts, right, boy scouts. Yeah. You remember what Chief Kevin used to say? Scout master Kevin? Don't get stuck in the back of a car, you'll die. But if you do, suck the air, the other person's mouth would bite. One of us has to live, one of us has to die.

I got a wedding to get to. I've got a wedding to get you to. But one of us is more important to the wedding than the one. I don't know about that. A best man's ready. Heard you're going to a wedding. Let me have your area. I'm the one who drinks a beer in the morning and gives a toast that's always hilarious. Wait, have you done this before? I'm a lot of people's best friends, Kevin. That hurts. I'm your best friend, but a lot of other people's best friends. You're treating me like a real spare tire.

Oh, speaking of... Good play out! The tire airs for me and your wife will be mine too. Gold beagle beagle beagle. Feet. Do you both have guns? Do you both reach for guns? Oh yes, so yes, so yes, so yes.

We both reach. You could tell two season improvisers because as a scene is drawing to its logical conclusion, they both take up guns. They both pull up guns. They have different funny noises for guns. They play up. Correct. We good play up. Correct. Creaks.

Slam. That's what happens when like an old dried up river does a really wicked burn on you. Creak. Slam. A traveler, Arnie deserted road, Aaron just like nodded. It was like that nice. A traveler on a deserted road came upon a body of a man lying by the roadside. Dead.

God damn it. The dead man was wearing a knapsack though there were no marks on the body or blood anywhere. The traveler could tell immediately the cause of death. What happened? So in 1991 a knapsack is what we used to call sleeping bags. No. Was there something in the backpack? Yes. So in 1991, a nap sack is what we used to call sleeping bags. No.

No. Was there something in the backpack? Yes. Back to school supplies. No. Trapper keeper. No. A piece of paper with the name of the murderer.

Yes, it was kept. A piece of pizza. A piece of pizza. Is it a piece of pizza? No. Little ceasers. Was it your butt? Damn. Don't look and see if it was your butt. I don't know what it Was it your butt?

Damn! Don't look and see if it was your butt. It wasn't my butt, it was a fart. Can you read it one more time? Yes. A traveler on a deserted road came upon a body of a man lying by the roadside dead. The dead man was wearing a knapsack. Though there were no marks on the body or blood anywhere. The traveler could tell immediately the cause of death. They put the weapon in the backpack.

No. Was the napsack a parachute that didn't open? Yes. Here's, yes, you got it. The napsack was a parachute that didn't open. That's immediately that's the cause of death. But there still be blood everywhere. Here's the thing.

They would definitely be, so this is also, I think, for kids. Like this booklet is for kids. It's all murders and they're like, but there wasn't blood anyway. But I think that they don't want to tell kids that if a body jumps out of an airplane and hits the ground, that's going to frickin' liquefy. There's going to be blood, bone, visor up, puke poop, cum, eye gunk, bile, all of that. And in that order, quantities in that order. But listen, we all not quite as... We still love to get to a girl in your ear.

But to have it say specifically that there are no marks on the body or blood anywhere. It's bullshit. Yeah, body just hits bounces twice and it's... Have either of you skyvedived before? Skydived? Yes. You have? Yeah, a tandem. So you have to do it solo. Ondived? Skydived, yes. You have? Yeah, a tandem.

So, to do it solo? A bicycle? Yeah, on a bike. I be a BMX out of a plane. The plane was blowing up on Batman. But to skydived solo, you have to go through training and stuff or like you have like requirements or whatever. Tandem skydiving.

Yeah, tandem skydiving, the instructor is strapped to your back. I've done it. Have you? Uh huh. Cool. I did it in Queenstown. Yes, that's what it's called New Zealand. On New Zealand, that's what.

And it was over one of the mountains where they shot Lord of the Rings. And it was over. It was over. No, but the first minute of skydiving hurts, because you can't breathe at all. Because you break your skyman. Yeah.

Oh, my god. Kill me. You're only choice to kill me, so I won't spread. That's one of my favorite things you've said. Yeah, but no one tells you that. Did you, could you not breathe for a little while, when you jumped? Yes, but they did tell me that that.

They didn't tell me that. The week before I went, I went in Hawaii and someone in the paper Had broken their their instructor like landed on them and broke their back Yeah, let's do a scene you two are gonna be Skydiving for the first time I'll be your instructor, okay, we'll see you seen where I'm just kind of trying to get you up The speed on how it's going to go. Okay. Alright, so there are any questions at all?

I feel like we got the gist of it. Yeah. Sorry, I think I probably, you probably get this all the time. Is this going to? I look like Matthew Modine. I get it all the time. Oh, I was going to say, is this going to- I was going to say Matthew Lillard.

Oh, I could see that. Yeah. So see Palm. Yeah. Well, no more from screen. Oh, yeah, okay We're gonna say I was gonna ask Your skyman were remaining Wait, you're screaming will remain intact so just so you know

Wait, you're screaming will it remain intact? So just so you know, I can't hear you. I can't hear you this. Here's something you, here, sorry, here's something you both need to know. When you skydive, anytime you land, there's never gonna be blood. So that inherently means your skyman would ever break

because when your skyman breaks, there's blood, right? Yeah, I do not see everyone. Well then your skyman didn't really break. Sounds like someone telling lies. And also knows that someone tells lies and someone only tells truths. My Skyman never breaks. My Skyman didn't lead.

Hypothetically. Okay, well, this is my kid sister. Hypothetically? This is my kid sister. The Skyman, I mean, with I don't want to know this about my kid sister. Oh kid sister. Yeah, so it's basically like she's from your rib.

Hey, can I tell you something? Yeah. If your sheets don't open, remember, land on your feet and you'll be fine. Did you say sheets are sheets? Your sheets. Oh, let me put it this way. Oh, are these bed sheets? I'm going to put it in the backpack.

I'm good. Are these fitted sheets? Those are fitted sheets. I'll trust that the arrow catch them. No. They're sort of the right shape. I mean, I'm definitely gonna shoot. I'm trying to break my sky.

Oh, so I need to shoot. Okay, then go ahead and shoot. Hey, did you know that you have more coming your body than I gunk? It's me! It's me! It's me! Oh, my parents listened to this.

Kids listened to this. Sometimes, Google Skyman... No! Remember, 1981, and we don't endorse anything in this riddle book. This one's a little problematic. George lived with his Aunt Mabel, whose sanity he sometimes doubted. One day, Aunt Mabel was whose sanity he sometimes doubted. One day, Aunt Mabel was bragging about what an expert she had been at her former line of work. I'll just go and get my clippings and show you, she said, when she returned.

I'm sorry, she said, when she returned, George took one look, called the authorities, and had her committed. My guess is the clippings were not newspaper clippings. They were clippings of people. Don't stop. Don't stop. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

Good conscious full stop you for this because you're correct. Finger nail clippings. Yeah. No. Tonal clippings. No. Hair clippings. Yes.

What was her firm of a line of work? Barber. Yeah. She was a barber and she had saved people's hair. And so he was like, my aunt is insane and put her in an institution. You know how a man could just call the police on a woman and put her away in a home. It happened to the best of us. Officer women be crazy.

Ah, yes. So the book from 1981, we might come back to it. We may revisit it later. You know what's similar? You know what, a fun little mirroring that just happened? That woman was called insane. And then I almost had a full stop done on me. Well, I had this sort of of correct answer.

You sort of, you said clippings of people. I meant toenails, fingerna you said clippings of people. I met total people in the database I Understand that woman and women are not crazy. Here we go A woman being committed to an insane asylum is the same as a woman on a podcast You're the 2018 version of having someone committed. You told me I was crazy when I said, pee out the poison, and then a lot of people on the internet said,

die! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hey, do you guys feel like it's getting a little sunny out? Whatever you're doing in Nottah. I'm just a little...

I don't want to be a shaker. I feel like I want to build a little castle. I'm not interested in Whatever you're doing in Nottah. Looks good. I don't want to. I feel like I want to build a little castle. I'm not interested in what you're doing. Why don't you come play with me, bring a shovel and maybe we can play in the... I'll take a sand box at segments. Let's just do the sand box, David. Welcome to another sandbox.

Welcome to another sandbox. Welcome, Sandy Weiss in this studio. How are you doing, Sandy? I'm doing good. Thank you for having me again. Thanks for bringing your sandbox. What do we have on the docket today? The sandbox docket? Where's your metaphor? Sitting on the docket the babe. I've got more riddles about actresses' names. Would you like to go there? Yes, I'm

glad that we're doing this again because last time we did this, I was one of them. That's right. It was incredible. And did you, you said something that your son, oh yeah, so I've been listening to your show for all of it and you have a fan in myself and my wife and also my son who loves your show. Where can we find your son's Twitter handle? Well, I'm not gonna tell you. Does he have Twitter?

Not gonna answer that question. I know your kids and they're very that they're very young So so that was a joke, but if They are inappropriately To tell a story because Because I'm a bad dad So what happened was we were listening we were in the car and the kids were in the back seat listening to their own stuff on their own headphones and my wife and I were listening to an early episode of this show that that would be any episode salad and something in the single digits I think and then my son said okay we're done and we pause what we pause this show because it's inappropriate to play for kids. For sure. And I mean, under mine.

I mean, anyone that knows that, including my wife, but she's, I was like, what should we listen to now? And she turns to me and goes, I think you would like that riddle podcast out loud. And I was like, what are you doing? It's been, it can't put the genie back in the bottle. So he's like, yeah, that sounds great. Play that. And I was like well Here we go and so we played it and it was he loved it he ate it up

So the next the next day he was like we were in the car and he was like Can can we listen to the riddies and pussies? That's adorable how old is he nine? Oh? I think this is the wrong message I think this sends the wrong message. Two things. Two things. That's the best story ever. To please have him write and review us on iTunes.

Okay. So I'll do you better. He actually has riddles he wants to give you. Oh. Oh, fun. Did you bring him or can we have him on the show? Did I bring him? He's a motherfucker.

I said, did you bring riddles for him? Of like, here's some riddles he wrote for you. No, no, no, no. He comes to me from school with riddles.dles like he has riddles that he's acquired. Can we have him call in sick to school and come into the studio? Because of course we record. Not him. I want to do a kid episode.

We'll do a PG episode. And we'll make sure JPC doesn't say anything disgusting. Would you ask him or if he's listening right now, he won't be, because this won't air for a while. How do you think this works? This is Skype, right? Well, he could have tapped my phone out. It's a possibility.

But please pass along a message for him to please come in the studio and we'll do a special sandbox with him. Like a kids edition sandbox. Yeah, okay, because most of these are adult sandboxes. he's coming in the studio and we'll do a special sandbox with him. Like a kids edition sandbox. Yeah. Okay. Because most of these are adult sandboxes. So let's get to some of those, what do we want to call this?

Good. Fill in the Tyra blank banks. Jesus. Okay, you're trying to brait the thing that you do. You ruined my favorite thing. Tyra banks. Tyra banks. It doesn't even work.

Tyra blank. Tyra banks. Tyra banks. It doesn't even work. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it.

I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm't know what, when I first did, when I first started making these, I don't know why, but women's names, our actress names came to me much easier. Okay.

So then I just kept with the theme. It's not, I don't think that female names are necessarily gonna lend themselves better to this format than the name. Delta Bird. Yeah, yeah, Delta Bird. Cause I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna go across that one off. I'm gonna wanna guess Ned this format than the name. Delta Bird. Yeah, Delta Bird. Because I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna cross that one off.

I'm gonna wanna guess Ned Badi all the time. Just know that that's coming out. Yeah, so I know, I'm gonna run out of actress ones pretty soon. And then I'll go on to male actors and singers. And here we go. As a Cooper owner, you obviously know that every blank blank like yourself is a Paragona politeness. Which I like to guess. And Aaron, you said it was winning Cooper from from that show you should know. Since you're so young and hip. As a

Cooper owner, you obviously know that every blank blank like yourself is a Paragona of politeness. Alice Cooper. Mini driver. Damn it. Boom baby. Awesome. You got it. Next one. The drugstore bandit would travel the streets at midnight, blank, blank aides and Walgreens.

Maria CVS. Something with right. Yes. I'm only here to troll Aaron. Robin Wright. Ah! Robin Wright, Pen. Not anymore.

Yeah. Otherwise, I wouldn't have made a pun. About pens. I will never get over that. We're gonna see you. We're gonna see you. We're gonna be a punny. We're gonna see you.

We're gonna be a punny. We're gonna be a punny. We're gonna see you. We're gonna be a punny. We're gonna be a punny. We're gonna be a punny. We're gonna be a punny. We're gonna be a punny. Let's do a quick segment where GAPC and I are going to be casting directors and Aaron, I want you to come in. Your famous actress, Maria CVS, and we want you to come in and audition for the whole for the winter years. And let's see what how that goes.

Hello darling, thank you so much for seeing me. It's been a while since I've had to audition. Oh Maria, come on in. Did you know who I am? Your Maria. CVS, of course. And thank you so much for agreeing to audition. It's just that we have a lot of interest in this part and we really want to find the right fit. It's very humbling. People usually just know my name and put me in things.

Okay, here are your signs and you're going to be reading with Kevin here. I'm Kevin. Alright, I'm going to forget your name. I'm Maria CVS. That's fine. I do want to let you know the reason we're having your audition is because another big name is up for the part. Are you familiar with the song Foolish Games? No. Well, there's a famous actor's jewel. Kevin's a jewel actress, Kevin Zulosky, who's also up for the part.

Are you familiar with the song Wicked Game? Because Chris Isaac is also here at the studio. Alright, here we go. Let's go ahead and read the seed. You mean Chris Isaac. I cannot believe I'd have to audition. Oh, is that Bonnie? Bonnie, come on in here. How you doing? I'm Maria CVS.

What a wicked game. ANC. Honestly, I don't know if you're right for the part. Me. We wrote your name Maria CVS into the movie, but... Oh, brother. The movie winner here. Story that Sandy got up and left.

All right, I'm ready. All right, let's go on to the next one. Here we go. Even though I'm sure it's hard to blank, blank are good for your digestive system. Swallow. Beverly Toms. Chew.

Beverly Toms. Chew Skittles. Even though it's hard to blank, blank. Are good for your digestus system. Hey. And I'm gonna tell you the swallow young actress. Young actress. Penny Marshall.

It's hard to any pots. Actually, this one is also Maria CVS. She's a young actress. Even though it's hard to end half the way. Younger than that, I'm sure. I'm sure it's like a young actress. Even though it's hard to, and half the way. Younger than that, I'm sure. I'm sure it's like a child actress. Bill Hose. She's a teenager or in her 20s. Let's go 20s and I'm gonna confirm.

Okay, okay. And one more time with the sentence. Even though I'm sure it's hard to blank, comma, blank are good for your digestive system. Aubrey Plaza. She's 29. She's 29. She's 29. Oh, 29, that's my age.

It's hard to... Hard to digest. You might not know her name. That makes the game last fall. Healy Steinfeld. What is she... What is she known for? Even though it's hard to...

She's a TV actress or a movie actress. She's British, she's a movie actress. Oh man. A lot of small movies. Even though, but she's got a very distinctive name, which is why I chose her for this. Image, emoji, and keep. Pots, pots. Well, that's, okay, that's an actress singer.

Yeah, I know, I've only seen her name and writing a little thing about that. You're very close to one, I had one more letter to that. It's not pots. Puts. Puts. Puts. Puts are good for your digestive system. Oh.

Sandy, it's so sad to say goodbye to you. But never come back. Okay, here you go. Yeah. Okay. So was it supposed to be even though it's hard to imagine? Gotcha. Is that okay?

Well, we're getting into a bit of a... All right, I'll go back. I like that one. Sorry, here's anyone. Every blank, blank soda comes up with the years new flavors. Kelly Grape. Every S. Every blank, comma, blank soda comes up with the year's new flavors.

Every year, year, every month. Every comma, every blank comma blank soda comes up with the year's new flavors. Day, day's bright, day. Day's bright. Every day. Let me say day's bright. God, every year blank, come up blank soda.

All right, so it's a soda name. Is this a real soda? Uh-huh. What's the one that does Jones? What's the one that does all those weird ones? Do you guess what it is? So it's some kind of Jones. Every Felicity Jones.

Every Felicity Jones. Every Rashida. Every January Jones. Every Rashida. Every January Jones. You got it. I have only ever gotten one of these right. These are so fun. Okay. At the clue wrap party, Curry and Khan had to blank blank

because he was so drunk. Fuck each other. His son is listening to this. That's something I need page for Clue. Uh, at the Clue wrap party, Curry and Con had to blank blank because he was so drunk. Who were the other male actors in that? Curry and Con had to blank.

Well, I'm not gonna tell you, but... Drive, no. Okay. had to stay sober up is there go down the path Aaron has started oh, it's dry. It's drive No, yes, what other I don't remember So Korean kind of the only two I can remember I only know Tim Curry was in the

Who's scarlet? I know her name They had to Colonel mustard. They did professor guy who's name. They had to, Colonel Mustard. They had to Professor. Who was a guy who's, Colonel Mustard? I mean, I could have picked lots of movies. You may pick another movie? Yeah, you could give us another one. But still with Tim Curry in it. Okay, well this makes it harder.

What if I tell you it was, it was Mustard, does that help? I can't remember. Oh, okay. No, I don't know any actors. Okay, how about this? I thought it was an actress though. It's an actress. It would be the same name part of the name.

How about this? His last name. At the Mr. Mom, Rathaparty. Michael Keaton. Keaton and Gar had to blank blank because he was so drunk. What is the name of that actor? Many drivers. It's a...

God, I've never seen Mr. Mom. Oh, really? Yeah, and Michael Keaton's one of my favorite actors. But the guy who's Colonel Master, he's saying that. Should I pick a movie not from 1983 or five? No, please keep at it. Okay. Oh, I know his name.

But why is his name? Why is it his name important? It's the, right into the last. We're looking for the last name of the person. And so we probably has the same last name. His last name is maybe the first name of this actress or the same last name. Okay, I'm looking at the IMDB.

He's known for clues, number one, Mr. Mom's number four. In between it's jingle all the way. And our answer. Or it's a nagar. So I don't think it's gonna pick another movie that's better than those two. They decided to send bad. Oh no, who's yeah, isn't it,

send bad and drink a little bit, no, a little bit. Yeah, he's in his curtle mustard and go. He has glasses. I don't think she's going all the way, is well known. Okay, all right, so if I can't get through this guy's last name, what's the other part of it?

Phil Harman. Yeah, what's the other part of it? So if someone has drunk at a party, other people have to take care of. Take care of. Take care of. Take care of. Take care of. Karen. Clothes very close not why Karen

Carrie Carrie Carrie Fisher Carrie and Moss Carrie Carrie Elvis Carrie Russell Carrie Carrie Carrie Carrie Carrie my weird son Carrie Mulligan Carrie Mulligan Carry on carry my where would son carry my again carry my again I Drink Yeah, I remember Martin mold jingle all the way that's all yeah Martin. Oh, we know who that is right This is the freshest hip is mustard. I'm reading Puzzie podcast These are my favorite things we've ever done in the show. Maybe this segment is called Martin Mullen it over. And we have Martin Lorenz on and we've asked him some

Riddies and Puzzies. You're gonna like this one. I guarantee it. Okay. Minnes wear a hat. Every paycheck I put half into a local bank, blank blank in an offshore account. Every paycheck I put half into a local bank,

blank blank in an offshore account. And you're on your way there. And half away. And half away. Half away. I like in Haysh better. I think that fits better. I like Maria CVS better.

I think let's do half of my money in a bank in Haysh. I'm gonna go way way back for this one. Are you playing with Carter or Haysh? I don't have any Haysh on me. The Cockney gentleman said to the aristocrats with the dilapidated lawn, and this is where I'm not going to do an accent. But if you guys want to go for it, go for it, JPC. What day?

The Cockney said to the aristocrats with the dilapidated lawn, oh, don't blank on staff. Don't short. Don't short yourself. You and, don't you and McGregor on staff? Don't you have anyone? Don't you? It should be, oh, I don't, yeah, blank blank on staff. Or on your way back.

Don't you have anyone? Yeah. How would a Cockney man say it? Avogadna? Avogadna? Avogadna. Avogadna. Avogadna? Avogadna? You got it! Avogadna!

Avogadna! Oh boy. Oh boy. Do you have a game there? Avogadna? I want to have an Avogadna. That has an endless amount of these. One a day.

Yeah, it's just one a day and it's on Twitter. But I would like an Avogadna by phone where there's an endless amount. You'll just have to follow. What if, what were you saying? Oh, I was going gonna plug your Twitter, which is four letters that I don't remember. Right, it's puzzler without some of the letters. It's PCLR.

It's PCLR. It's PCLR. PCLR daily puzzles, hopefully, still daily by the time you hear this. So, please later, because a new puzzle comes out every day. So, please later. And then someone to Enmo him $100,000 to start an app where I get an endless amount of these every day. And everyone is upon your name.

And at all, it's my name is the answer for all of them. And maybe we can convince you to do some stuff for our social media. Maybe some puzzles on there? Yeah, what am I agreeing to? Yes, whatever it is. Whatever you say. Just whatever you agree with, lad. Whatever you agreed to, you did it on the air.

So we got your sucker. That's maritime law. Please have your son come in and do all of the riddles he collected at school. Yes, I will. We'll have you back for future sandboxes. Thank you so much for doing that. And Sandy, where can we find you?

I run a company called The Mystery League where I make puzzles and games and you can learn all about that stuff at mystery league.com and I post puzzles daily on Twitter at pzlr. This riddle was submitted to me by a close personal friend of mine. This riddle was submitted to me by a close personal friend of mine. This riddle was submitted to me by Mr. Tim Lyons. He submitted this riddle to me in person. It's not your roommate. It is my roommate. He's fun.

He's fun. He submitted to me to this riddle in person, maybe two weeks under our podcast and has asked me why it has a bit on the podcast every week. Even though I told him, we had like six awkwardly recorded when he submitted this to him. Sounds like a Tim problem. It's a big Tim problem. I'm not gonna fucking hear about this real anymore.

I like to phrase big Tim problem. I've heard it a bird with Tim. Really? Yeah, we had a dead bird and we buried it too. You had a dead bird? Yeah, it was not dead first and then it... Bad ladies, what but a dead bird was born? Yeah. That's just a memory I have of it. And then it. Man, ladies and gentlemen, a dead boy was born. Yeah.

That's just a memory I have. You found a dead bird? There was two birds fell out of a nest. This sounds like a riddle. Two birds fell out of a nest. And our friend Shelby and Ray Peat saved like a witch. She put them in her desk with like a heater on them and saved them and then one ended up dying.

And so we all need. So she didn't save. Well, she saved one and one she kept alive a little while longer and let him die in a comfortable place. Sounds like they both died. One time Tim claims, one time Tim claimed that a rat climbed the vines outside of our house, chewed through a window, went into the kitchen, chewed through a bag of chips,

and then climbed out of our apartment. But I have a sneaking suspicion that Tim got drunk and took the bag of chips. They took the double-supportio, I was trying to put a bag of the bag in the bag and it's a real wily rat. Anyway, so this is the rat Tim Lines and his real name. This is great advertisement for Tim. He drank your last Mandela and... So this is a, this is again, yes or no question.

Yes or no, and you can only speak in yes or no. Tim specified, you can only ask yes or no questions. Tim specified, you can only ask yesterday no questions. He also said, let me know if you wanted the answer too. Didn't even have to email him for the answer because I knew it. A man is running down a hallway with a piece of paper, the lights flicker. He turns around and walks away.

What happened? We don't know. It's, he also says, it's possible I told Adolfis Rittle a long time ago drunk at I.O. but who can remember? I don't. Good. A man is walking down a hall with a fluttering piece of paper, the lights flicker. Just no flutter to the paper, just a piece of paper, the lights flicker.

He turns around and walks away. Ghost. Yep, he was a ghost. Damn it. No. Not a ghost. The paper. No. Not a ghost. The paper was like a flash paper. No.

No. The glow in the dark. No. The lights flicker. A man is running down a hallway with a piece of paper. The lights flicker. He turns around and walks away. It's been you've been Franklin.

He's flying a kite. The light flicker is lightning. No. The man is lightning. No. The man is lightning, the flicker has been, you've been Franklin. Yes, that's it. You said, so close, but I gave it to Esadela. Does it have to do with what's written on the paper? Yes.

What word written on a piece of, oh, it's got to be, the light flickering has to be someone read, like someone, the call's coming from inside the house. Like he held out the paper to the police or something. No. Is it like flickering cops? No. Is the lights flickering controlled by a third party?

Or a second party? Uh, yeah. Uh, it's not natural light. It's not natural light. It's not natural light. It's not natural light. It's a sign. No.

Was what was written on the paper or something to help? Like a plea. something to help like a plea Something to help Was it a plea written on there was it a plea no? I don't think it was a plea That's a pretty fake person who flickered the light was the paper intended for them You're assuming a lot with that so I'll say no Did the man walk away with the paper still in hand? Yes. So you ran towards the light and then walked away.

A man is running down a hallway with a piece of paper. The lights flicker, he turns around and walks away. What happened? Oh, the lights flicker implied that something else turned off too. Yes. So is it a high school? No. Is it an office building?

No. Is it a hospital? No. Always. Oh, I love this. What kind of building he is in matters? Yes. Hallway.

What kind of building has a hallway? Yes. Is it an apartment building? No. A house. No. Is it a building that I would have been in today? No. White house. No.

Museum. You don't want to go to this building. Jail, prison. Yes. And the paper said people don't shoot. No. The paper, why the lights flicker? Why are the lights flickered in a prison?

Well, a man is running down a hallway with a piece of paper. Oh, is he getting shot? There's somebody's getting eliticated. Yes. Oh, it's the pardon. Yes. They're saying stop.

You got pardon. Absolutely, you got it. And then what's the lights flicker? He's like, dark Tim Lines. Dark, dark. Also, so got it. And then once the lights flicker, he's like, Dark Tim Lianz. Dark, dark. Also, so assuming the governor calls and says, I will give the pardon, and the guy like writes it down on a piece of paper, I guess.

There should also be a phone. There's also, isn't there literally a phone in the room with where the execution happens? I will, so we don't electrocute people anymore, but this riddles from 1981, which is when Tim was born. But when it happened, it wouldn't be like, oh, the telephone for the, for the pardon is 20 minutes away. It was like in the room, wasn't it?

I think so, but I don't, maybe it's movies, I don't know. Anyway, this is a fun riddle from a good friend. And you didn't want to show the family or anyone else. He's like, oh, yikes, he ganked me. Yeah, what Tim does it says is the guy says, yikes, yikes, he bikes, he bikes, he shuffles out out of the presents. So here's what I want to end on.

I like Aaron, I want you to play the governor who's calling in to give a pardon to the prisoner about to be executed. JPC will be the guard on duty who takes the call. And I just want you to meander on the phone a little bit, which is why he's late getting the part done the hallway. Prison. Ring, ring, ring, ring. which is why he's late getting the part done the hallway. Prison. Ring, ring, ring.

I've just announced the. Rubo, I bet. I've hit a prison. Ring, ring, ring. Hello, this is the prison. Creep slam. This is the governor. You may have heard of me.

Oh my God. Maybe you haven't. Governor McNamara, it's so this is such an honor. I wanted to call you and talk about a couple things. First and foremost, very important, urgent, urgent, urgent, urgent. I can't stress how urgent this is. Who is that actress? Oh, okay. I know this game. Okay, so she, all right. Is it Alicia Silverstone? No, no. So she... Are you sure? How are you sure? I'm not, you're right. I'm not sure. Okay.

She plays the best friend in things often. She was 13, going up 30. Okay. She was in Jurassic Park. She was in. Ooh, I know that one. More Dern. No, no.

The Jurassic World. Oh. That's what she was in. Not Jurassic Park Jurassic World. Is this the run? She was in the village. Is it the run? No, no.

But she's been in a number of movies with her. She's also in a rest of development for a little while. Oh, Portia de Rossi. No, she's blonde. A Portia on Rossi. She's the great. Who could it be? She's very charming, often play side characters. What would I know her from? What would I know her from?

She's in the village. She plays Bryce Dallas Howard's sister in the village. Okay. She's in Jurassic World. She's the mom in Jurassic World. She's the mom in Jurassic World. She sent her two sons out. No, who you're she's in what woman want to isn't she? Yeah. Yeah. God, what is her name? What is her name? What is her name? Can you give me one second? Can you give me one second? Dave? Yeah. Hey Dave. Yeah. What's the woman who she's in Jurassic World?

She's the mom. Bryce Dallas Howard. No, she's Bryce Dallas. She's also the lead in the village. She's no, she's Bryce Dallas Howard's sister. In in Jurassic World? Yeah. No, in the village.

I'm sorry. She's Bryce Dallas Howard's sister in the village. Oh, actually. In Jurassic World. Whoa, whoa. She's both Bryce Dallas Howard's sister in the world. Whoa, whoa. Bryce Dallas Howard's sister in the village and Jurassic World.

And it's not Bryce Dallas Howard. And it's your shirt's not Bryce Dallas Howard. I'm positive it's not Bryce. It's not. It's not Bryce Dallas Howard. God, what is her name? It wouldn't be Judy Greer. It's Judy Greer.

She does a voice on our church. Judy, did the lights just flickering? Oh my god. Oh, so also Kevin I want to pardon him. He's not getting killed today. Good news. Okay, good night governor. We cut to in real time we cut to the Electric chair where Kevin is about to be executed. Oh, that's weird. The lights are flickering. Ah, guess Must be an electrical storm or something. Well, you're very much still alive. The lights flickering didn't mean that you- Any last words? Any actresses you want to name?

We have 30 minutes, so I'm supposed to be executed. Could we just take the full 30 or? Yeah, do you want to do a little puzzle, try and guess an actress' name? Yeah, I'll try to guess an actress' name. Oh, I got it. You better try to guess an actress' name that I'm thinking of.

Okay, great. Because I'm dying. Okay, one, two, three, go. Whoop, Edy Falk. You're never gonna get it. It was a leecho stilver stilver stilver. Oh! And see. It was a live-in old man puzzles for this episode.

Dr. Daddy Riddles. Uh, woo! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. And if you'd also like to hear other things that I'm in, uh, you can listen to, uh, the campaign podcast on the One Shot Network. Uh, you could also, if you're, yeah, yeah. And if you'd also like to hear other things that I'm in, you can listen to the campaign podcast on the One Shot Network. You could also, if you're looking to watch some things on Twitch, we stream Overwatch on Monday nights

at Ice Pickles OW as the Twitch handle. And then on Thursday nights at 7, we play Gloomhaven on Twitch at One Shot RPG. And I'm in some shows. I'm going to do all of them. So I'm on a team called Wet Bus that you can follow on Instagram. That's also our Instagram name.

I'm on a team called Comet, which is a Herald team at the I.O. Theater. They're really, really fun. I'm also on a team called Brady. It's me and two other really funny ladies at 10 on Monday evenings. I have a sketch show at Second City at 7.30 on Saturdays at the end of November, early December

that you can buy tickets for called Emerald County. Oh. Bam. Bam. Emerald County Bank of trust. And you can check me out aloud at. Me, yeah. Me, yeah.

Really, kitty. Really, kitty. Pretty kitty, what were you saying? Really, kitty, me. Yeah. I don't know. me addle out at me addle me addle really kitty really kitty what were you saying? really kitty me addle oh that's adorable you can check me addle at IO theater you can come see world news tonight here's what you're gonna do

you're gonna come see world news tonight you're gonna see me, JPC and most likely Aaron play and then afterwards you're gonna stick around at bar, and when we come out and we're ashamed of what we did, you're going to say hi, and we'll have a drink. Say hi, Jack. Hi, Jack. We'll have a drink, and then you can tell us a riddle. And we'll put it on the air, and we'll say you're our good friend.

And we'll put you in the, you might join somebody else in the Riddle Hall of Fame. If you had to go to Washington, would you rather go to Tacoma or me at all? You can also email us at hrrapodcast.com. You can check us out on Twitter, on Instagram, and on Facebook. And, Aaron, I wanted to follow up with you. You plugged, comment, and I owe Harold team,

but if you could have another I owe Harold team that was named after a different planetary body, what would it be? Jupiter? Havagane! This has been a hey, real, real. Created by Adolf Refin. Sorry, Aaron Keaton. And John Patrick Collins.

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