Hey Riddle Riddle - #140: The Sweater

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

That's a Thread Stop.Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. You guys, um, what's that? You can hear me over my sweatshirt. We're making fun of your shirt again. Stop thinking about that shirt. Let's get some room to on it and you're all good. Okay. Aaron, your shirt's a little loud.

Could you turn it down? Okay. God damn it. Just case he's getting on it. Okay. Oh, this roll. Okay. Here's the thing.

Here's the thing. Is that a sweatshirt or a hippie's parachute? Okay. Okay. You each have six more. So they better be good. I don't know but I've been told brick don't know I don't know but I've been told I don't know but I've been told as time passes on you get old As time passes on you get old. I'm not lying. Never learned about time Please help me. I'm not trying to rhyme

I'm not done. Please help me, I'm not trying to rhyme. Please help me, I'm not trying to rhyme. Don't help me. Help me. Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Help me fuck you. Hey Rittle.

Rittle. Help me fuck you. Hey Rittle. I'm Adorable, if I. I'm JVZ. And I'm wearing a sweatshirt that is a little too cute and noticeable, so the boys have been roasting me. Wow, we, to start off our sound test,

we absolutely burnt Aaron to the ground. It's, your sweater has been called a Keith Haring original that's been called a hippies parachute, JPC called it a carnival map. Yeah. That one grabbed me. What else did you say, JPC? I do remember, but I called it a carnival map. Yeah. That was great. What else did you say, GPC? I don't remember, but I do a question for you.

And you said that we are allowed to burn your sweatshirt many more times over the course. One thing that you said that struck me as particularly odd is that you said you wear this sweatshirt almost every day. That's what you said. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we've never seen it before. Because I would remember such a sweatshirt because of all of the jokes blowing up inside of my brain. Do you, Casey even got in on it?

Where Casey said to, he said, the soundtrack sounds good, but Aaron, can you turn down your sweatshirt? And it's, these are all very funny jokes and I love them, but I do wear this almost every day. And I was just saying to Adel that I almost wore this to the live show and thank goodness I did not. Do you wear it under your...

I'm sorry, Aaron, but when you say the live show, you're referring to the Hey, Rural, Rural Live Show, you're referring to the high school rendition of Joseph of the Amazing Technical College Dream Cup because that is where that's what I'm sure it is. Can I tell you, my chiropractor already made that joke. You're just as funny as my chiropractor. How does that feel? So Aaron, you've seen four people today, and all four of them have made funnier sweatshirt. Take the note.

Even though this is even worse, I saw my chiropractor Friday, and I was wearing this. First of all, Joseph was like my fifth poll. So the chiropractor is as funny as me on my fifth poll. Damn. Oh, what a... Aaron, have you been wearing it under other clothes? No, it's very big.

That would be very difficult. But I do wear it, I think I've worn it every day for a while now. It's quarantine, no one sees me. Yeah, who cares? What, I mean, you just do it like, you wear that just, throughout the course of your day doing normal activities

or is that exclusively for entertaining the king. You're wearing the ass like this, whips. Okay, guys, look it up. I'm wearing a gray Ohio state. No, no, no, no. Yes. We can get, we can get you one of those if you want to swap out of Gogans vomit.

What? Look, I get, I get this a podcast I get, no one will ever see this. And I get that this is unlistedable, but I still can't stop. It's all I can see. It makes me feel good because this is what used to happen when I would see you guys at shows.

And not that I would sometimes make fun of the way you look. I'd go wash your suits much and you'd go never. So it's nice to be roasted for your clothes again, but not for 20 minutes ago, did I think, wow, I'm so excited to see them. Man, it feels like I haven't seen them in a while and I'm really excited. And then I get on and JPC said, what the, what the first thing you said, I forget. It was a very funny joke, but not as funny as my chiropractors joke. Yeah. I, I guess I don't know. Oh, the first prince thing. Oh, that's right. I asked you if you were wearing that, is it odd that no one's

seen Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air in a couple of days? And then you said you made a golem that is 91. That was one. Yeah, yeah. The year 91. That's totally true. How are you guys? Honestly, I was kind of down. I I was kinda sleepy, very hungry, a little like, not a lot how much energy I can muster, and then the minute you sweater, the minute that I saw this out of print tarot card on your body, I was energized. I was hit by lightning of energy.

I was the same way. I was having kind of a weird off day. It's like snowing again in Chicago after we had like really nice weather for a while, but just knowing that I get to do a podcast with Kamala Harris' stepdaughter makes it all worthwhile. I did try to ask you about how your days were going. It's almost as if you were feeling gloomy

and then my sweatshirt sort of cheered you up. Cheered you up in the same way that a factory recall of Fruit Stripes sort of cheered you up. Cheered you up in the same way that a factory recall of Fruit Stripes Bubblegum would cheer you up. You guys, I'm about to open myself up for even more ridicule. Please. About the sweatshirt.

Oh, while I was gonna ask you how was your day? Well. So the thing about the sweatshirt is I did like a couple mini voiceover gigs and yeah, that was amazing. And I haven't obviously during quarantine, you know, we're not really buying clothes because why, you know? Yeah, that's true. And so like I bought the address for our like, I'm Black Friday that I wore to one of our

live shows. And then I saw this online and I was like, I love this sweatshirt so much. And it's the most, I think the most expensive item of clothing I've made ever bought myself. And I, yeah, that little voiceover, like, check, I was like, you know what? And I told, I was like, Sean, don't let me buy this sweatshirt.

I will never spend more than, like, I can't buy a sweatshirt that's expensive. And then... In my head, this was like, you went to a Salvation Army and you found a secret door to like the back lot where they were like gonna, there's an executioner squad.

There's an executioner squad surrounding the sweater with the rifles raised. And then you went, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'll take it. And you're like, oh, thank God we were about to put it as a mincer. It looks like it had to be like wrapped in gray cloth because it made animals go crazy.

So it had to go like, this is too dangerous. This makes people do very violent thing. We're like this sweater portrays all holidays at once and it's driving customers crazy. It's like the ring, the ring VHS tape. This sweater is a diversion. It looks like I'm trying. My buddy is robbing you right now.

And when you said that you saw that sweater online, was it on like a clothing retailer website or were you like looking up like the historical record of melted tapestries? No, it came up on my Instagram and I was like, oh, I love this so much. Like if I were a sweatshirt, I would be that sweatshirt. And then it sold out really quickly.

And then I was, Oh, for sure. And then this artist I follow posted a video of her like talking about her art and she was wearing it and I was like, ugh. And then when they restocked it went on sale briefly, but even with it on sale,

it's one of the most expensive things I've ever bought myself. You said, I wanna wear Tidide Zoom of pants on my top half. Ha ha ha. Aaron, we have to, okay, a few things. Mm-hmm. Number one, this episode is called The Sletter.

And honestly, I don't mind if we just talk about The Sletter of the Home. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. In fact, I'm't mind if we just talk about this letter the whole. So. And in fact, I'm going to make it my fucking, I'm going to make it my fucking life's purpose to just talk about this letter today. I don't think we should post a photo of it online. I think we just let people. We let people draw it and whoever gets closest,

they win the slur. Without going over, without going over. Whoever gets closest without going over, they win the sweater. Well, I'm gonna give everyone one hint besides all of the information prize. All of the... Okay, I can't believe I've ever got one. This is so much okay.

So I'm so embarrassed. And I was wearing like this shirt a minute ago and was like, it's a little chilly. So I almost dodged this. Okay, I'll give you one hint about the sweatshirt. It's separated into four quadrants. It would make you puke if you saw it at an art gallery. No, hold on.

Man, you have to leave. It's... And in my experience, the only way to find this sweater or to find this specific sweatshirt is to have, I guess now that it would be doctor strange, kind of flick you in the head and transport you out of your body while you rock it into Dormammu's zone, that would give you the ability to experience this sweater. But that's the only thing that I could think of.

Okay, it looks like also if you went on a roller coaster that made you really nauseous and then you look directly into a kaleidoscope after you on a roller coaster that made you really nauseous and then you look directly into a kaleidoscope after you ride a roller coaster. Or like, like when a six-year-old was inventing stained glass and his parents came in and said, no, no, no, honey, not like that. Aaron, I never got to my other point. After one, one this episode's called The Sweater

and it's just gonna be 60 minutes nonstop of talking on the computer. Technically a sweatshirt but continue. Sweat shirt. Okay. Oh, I'm not in the wrong here because look at this. Who knows what that thing is? I can't tell. Also, we haven't even talked about the color. It's part amphibian. The color does not look, it doesn't, it doesn't look comfortable also. No, no. Look at this. It's full. Oh, okay. So it's the only nice part of this sweater is inside where you can't see it.

Here it is just showed us. This, this sweat, the whole of the, like the crew neck of this sweater looks like it was made for like an ogre with two heads that would be like arguing with itself. Yes, but that's what I'm trying to convey to people. If you're gonna draw a huge part of this

is it's four different quadrants. So it's like top right is one pattern in color. Top left is one pattern color. Top bottom right, bottom left. I love it. It's reversible to where the inside is presentable. Look at the sleeves. Oh, no.

The sleeves don't match. The sleeves are the worst. Oh, no. The sleeves are the worst part. Aaron, I did say before we started recording that we're supposed to be solving the riddles not wearing them, that's why I was out there. Yeah, you said that.

The sleeves make it look like your entire sweatshirt was concocted by the sewn together bandanas from a grateful dead. And two other details. This came with matching shorts that I did not buy, but I wish I had now. Also, I spent about $100. I never, in a million, I would maybe, for like a friend's wedding, spend $100 on a dress.

But even then, I try to never buy anything new. I love shopping secondhand. If you need some hints on how to do that, I have lots of great information. If you need help, I tend to do that. Look't look at this sweater and then don't take tips from air. Hey, airies, but you guys, by second hand, it's more sustainable and I just love it. It's also you can keep it so- The only way that I'm coming to you

for hints and tips where in that sweater is if I need help getting out of Neverland, like immediately. I can't tell you enough. I tried this on and like a little kid putting like a princess dress on I was like I've never felt help happier in an article clothing. I think I look awesome. This is exactly how I'm trying to look So this is truly what you look like the Easter Bunny blood out on your chest

Hey Aaron Taking one look at that. I would my first guest would never be on purpose. Yep. You guys love it. That's my shirt. And the words on purpose do not go together. Okay, are you telling me I don't look cute as a goddamn button?

From top of the head to the neck, you look outstanding. Aaron, you look outstanding in anything else. Ah. Ah. Aaron? So Aaron, okay. And then telling you from Bob over here. Okay, we need to, I'm going cross side from all these colors.

Aaron, we need to dive deeper into this. So you said you spent almost $100. I thought you were going to say we need to do riddles, but you said you went the opposite direction. By the way, Aaron, $100, in my brain, it was way more than $100. Oh, okay. I've never spent this much of a thing. I'm like, yeah, I can see like an Instagram sweater being a $300.

I thought like $375. So, do you remember the exact amount? Yeah, so I think if you, if people want to buy it right now, it's gonna be like $130 or $40, but I bought it on a sale. It's a pretty serious idea. No, no, no. I bought it. I loved it immediately went out of stock at every retailer.

I got it on sale for about a hundred. And then it's so popular that people keep wanting more. So I think it's probably like a hundred and something. Is it popular? How do I phrase this politely? Is it popular around Christmas for a certain type of Christmas party? Maybe a blank sweater party? How do I put this nice?

Aaron, it's amazing. I can't dress this enough. Some of the most stylish women in the world are also wearing the sweatshirt. Is it maybe, is it running out of stock because in order to truly enjoy this sweater, you have to buy four and a pair of scissors and fix the way that this

sweater is delivered to you. Some of the most fashionable women are wearing this. Professor Trilani was buried in this sweatshirt. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, by her enemies. Okay, I love, it's just so funny to me. Okay, I love really nice clothes, but I do like buying them secondhand.

So I had some guilt, but I love it so much. You guys have it. Was there any amount of pause or hesitation to be like, I don't know if this is a good sweater, or was it just like, I can't get out my credit card fast enough? Okay, well, I'm actually gonna walk you guys through this really quick.

So I was like, I always regret that I have very distinctive clothes, and whenever I buy something, it's something like kind of loud or very colorful, and then when I'm just trying to get dressed for my everyday, I always kind of regret it. Because I'm like, I, this is hard to match clothes together. And this is not a great like staple wardrobe. I have just these big loud pieces. Like when I went out and ran errands in my women be hummus t-shirt. And I was like, what am I doing? This was an only wear in the house t-shirt purchase, GPC. This is not an outdoor, you can't wear the shirt outdoors,

you do that when you bought it. Yeah, we're... I wear my women behow this sweatshirt everywhere. Yeah, you're a woman, that's better. I never, I never got mine. I was asked for my size and then it never came in the mail. Errin, I'm all for a loud and colorful, but that shouldn't even be worn in the Kentucky Derby.

So, I wanna see a scene. Okay. Hold on. Aaron was mid-Annecdote. So I just was very, that's why I didn't originally buy it when it first came out, is I was like, oh, I'm trying not. First of all, I'm trying to buy everything on Etsy, secondhand, or all of the resale websites.

Sure. When I do buy clothes, and I want them to be like, pretty simple staple pieces I can have forever. And so this has like, ugh. I'm so sorry to bump in real quick. JPC, did you promise me an anecdote for the poison that this is on my eyes? Because my eyes. How do you're losing your momentum,

you're losing your stamina? We need to, everyone needs to, I'm gonna throw a gatorade into your screen. You're wearing those in the closet? That was worth it. So yes, for, that was my only hesitation. But one, what, absent makes the heart grow fond of. Sure.

When it sold out everywhere, I went, you know what? It's so, I just got this check and I really love it. And I think I'll wear it like every day around the house and I was correct. And it makes me feel like Chicago is very gloomy and gray right now. So it's absolutely so colorful. And I feel like it matches my personality. Aaron, Aaron, you're 100% right? Absence makes the heart grow fonder. And I feel like I'm on Absence when I look at your sweatshirt. It feels like I'm at the Moulin Rouge. I'm Toulouse. You need longer to refuel. And little green fairy is barfing all over, all over some wool. I think that's great. I love that as I love that story. I love that inspiration for you buying the sweatshirt. I love that it makes you happy. The only thing that I would have actually accepted was Wizard tricked me.

So you would say Wizard tricked me, that's why you're wearing that. That I'm like, okay, but your thing is fine too, I guess. Maybe we should send everyone in all of our fans an outline of a sweatshirt with four different quadrants and everyone can guess. Adam, be the Wizard, please, thank you.

Aaron, it's me, Wizzy. I, sorry, I the wizard, please. Thank you. Aaron, it's me, Wizzy. I Sorry, I just remembered something funny. I got you a serious gift Wizzy you keep showing up as Adel and it just feels really How can I be Adel when Puzzbott's over here? Hello, I am Puzzbott. Oh look and it's um, uh, Dr. Camelian over here. Yes! And then your other famous character, Jellyfish McGee.

Hi Jellyfish. How was it going on this earthish? Oh it's Plum. Oh it's Plum. My range, you guys discovered four voices. How embarrassing you discovered my range and also whoa whoa We're not here to talk about my lack of range That's apparent. We're here to talk about the next episode. We all get to roast one thing

You guys have chosen my sweatshirt should have chosen my personality. Yeah, it's Aaron you are playing Aaron you're wearing the sweatshirt and You have found on the inside tag You went to like go machine wash it and you looked on the inside tag and you found a special ticket and this ticket Directed you to the creator the inventor if you will the designer even of this sweatshirt played by JPC So you have just arrived at his factory shirt played by J.P.C. so you have just arrived at his factory. Dumb to dumb I have great style and I'm awesome just as I am. I am wonderful. Oh I'm here. Welcome. Welcome. What is that one word? What are you wearing? No no I've covered in a whale cuff I was fishing whoa you have a real

Willie Wankovive what is this place this is my factory where the sweatshirts that you're wearing was created wow would you like a tour of my factory little boy oh I am a grown woman I'm almost. I'm almost 30 feet away from you, let me get up a little closer. Check my laugh lines. Yeah, yes. Yeah, see, I'm 30. I usually don't see crows feed to that big unless they've got a couple wings attached to the Buddha beak.

I've earned those. I love my laugh line. Alright, alright, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You look like the oldest, most grossest snake in a purple top hat I've ever seen. And I've seen several old gross snakes in purple top hats. And it's not the last old gross snake that you'll see if you want to take a tour of my factory. Are you familiar with Willy Wonka Oompa Loompas? Yeah, of course.

Ah, well in my factory I've got snakes. Oh God, do they seeumpus. Yeah, of course. Ah, well in my factory, I've got snakes. Oh God, do they see? Nope. They might. They're venomous. I have to have. Piss, piss, hissy, hiss, piss. I've got another, hissy, piss, piss.

What do you get when you pour coolade on a bunch of frogs and then they sing a song, then they spin around. What? I'm singing, I'm doing the hispiss backup. That was eight, that was two minutes ago. Hispiss, I'm out of here. I'm never singing that much. That's why.

That's a very scary sweatshirt. Hispiss, hispiss. Do you want, it is fine, yes. Sorry, we're on. We like to design, you wearing the sweatshirts, you require a fine. You should have to pay a ticket. Would you like to see the room? Would you like to see the room where that sweatshirt was created?

Yes, please. Okay, you have to be very quiet because we have the artist in the room and we're not to be seen at all from the artist, so I'll creep up in the door, see, ah, there's the artist. So, what the artist is doing down there, this is a white person who has only ever heard the words yes their entire life. From birth, they were taught that they were the most intelligent, special, smart, creative person of the world. And they've only heard the word yes. Now,

it would fracture their gentle psyche to ever hear the word no, so we never say it. We only say them, say yes. So if we're going to interact with the artist, remember, you always must say yes to this person. Hello, are you Aaron Keefe? Uh, yeah. I think I recognize you. Are you Aaron Keefe? Yes, yes!

You know me? Good. Yes, I do know you. And you know me, yes? Yeah. Oh, good. Yes. I have a weird question.

What's that type of theater that they do in Japan? Very stylized theater. Kabuki. That's it It's not no theater is it? Yes. Oh it is So it's it's what type of theater? Yes. I'm the devil No What type of theater? Yes. I'm the devil. No! Alright, alright, I'm slab. Only the devil. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, let the boys be boys.

I wrote that song, and I liquefied Umphi's McGee to make you all a sludge your at Aaron Geeves. Wow. Binks. Yes. Yeah. Alright, I said, only say yes. You said thanks.

You said kabuki. You said a bunch of stuff. I can't how to know what I know. I'm not gonna insult my own intelligence Making a man feel better. Did she hear me say I liquefied Umphrey's McGee just to make this sweater. Yes Yes, thank you. Thank you And see So I would just like to quickly read off of the website That I bought it from okay. Do you want to give a shout out to the website? So people can.

Yeah, I think out, yeah, I will. And what in case you beat that up? I would like to... Wardings. This sweatshirt causes glancer, which is a special disease that you get from taking a second glance at the craziest fucking sweatshirt that you've ever seen.

There's anime creators overseas who look at Aaron Sweater and they're like, I gotta use a warning. So, I don't mean for this to put you guys in your place or make you feel bad. Of course it won't. Okay. Okay. This is from there about me, part of their website. Sure.

We are a group of creatives from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. For each purchase on our website in our stores and at our authorized realtors, we donate one tree to be planted in the Amazon rainforest. We've donated over 50,000 trees to be planted in the Amazon. Aaron Rookquick, I just want to say that is very humbling. But if it's between losing the Amazon rainforest

and never having to look at this one or again, I think the Amazon served us so well for so long. And I think that all the animals that live there can find a new home somewhere. One day the internet will come for me, and I'll be ready. But that day is not gonna be this day for me. That day is gonna be this day for one of our both of you. If you stand in an open field, I think one day aliens will come for you.

Aaron, how many? How many trees have they planted? 50,000. So 200,000 acres of the Amazon rainforest are burned every day. So my about me on my website says, every day I take a little cup of water and I throw it into the ocean I'm the biggest fucking idiot on the planet. I guess what I'm saying is what are you doing to help JPC? And I guess that's what I'm saying to you. This sweatshirt was made in Rio de Janeiro We gave a thousand kids paint brushes told them to close their eyes and gave them the Inspiration word carnival and then we said go to town kids.

I'll say. It lost me at we are a group of creatives. Now if it had said we are a group of creatives who all get to do one fourth of a thing, I would be like, yeah, that makes sense. Wow, I thought that would make you change your tune. And it didn't, it really didn't, holy shit, it didn't. I'm trying to look up how I'm I- Sorry, but I'm a Bolsonaro guy, and I think that

neighbor's on for it's got to go. So this has been fun. Should we do riddles, and then riddles, if you think of a joke, throw it in, riddles? Well, I would say, I was truly committed to making this whole episode. No, I'm at no, let's literally dig in. I love it. I think it would be, we're overdue for an episode that maybe has one or two riddles at the end.

Um, well, here's the thing, I was up for that, but I have noticed in the last 30 seconds, there's been a palpable shift in Aaron's tone. I think Aaron's, I think Aaron's at the end of first sweater thread. No, I've only just begun. And this is the thing that you're sensing, I think, is I'm Googling. So I might sound a little bit more distracted

because I'm trying to Google how ethical it is and sustainable. So I'm gonna get some information on that. I think honestly, that sweatshirt is very sustainable. It feels like it's sustained 25 minutes of conversation, at least about the sweatshirt. Yeah, it's at least sustained. It looks like what happens when the wrong planet here is joined forces.

Yeah, sustained. That means suspicious stain, but that's what that sweatshirt stands for. I wanna see you seen. Aaron, you're Aaron, you're wearing that sweatshirt. And I'm sitting a theme. And JPC, you are an old friend of Aaron's and you are at a funeral and Aaron showed up and this was all she could find in her closet to wear. Hey, hey, oh my god, you have to go.

You have to go. Oh my god, what happened? Isn't your emergency what happened? Oh shit, hey, okay, you're making the scene. You're just very inappropriately. You're just very inappropriately for the funeral you have to go. What? I am sorry I came in so excited to see you at the funeral.

I'm excited to see you as well. We haven't seen each other since high school. I came in really hot. I'm so sorry. It's OK. I think honestly, it's a sad day. But Mrs. McGill was very old. She was her favorite English teacher.

We're all here to pay her respects. I think what you're doing right now is ultimately very disrespectful and I have been tasked. I'll just sit in the back. I'll just sit in the back. I would love for that to happen, but I feel like it would be, it would be so loud and so distracting. I'm actually... I don't make any noise. Oh, no. Did I take LSD for my wife's funeral? Oh, hi, Mr. McGill. I'm so sorry for your loss. Hey, Terry, I'm so sorry about this. No, you didn't take LSD. Why don't we give you back?

You called him Terry? Well, at least my dad. Oh shit. I guess I can call him dad. Oh god, yes. Okay, I, Josh, I was like, oh, Josh, I'm happy to see Josh. Yeah, I forgot. Yes, can I tell yes, can I just be like full disclosure here? Sure, yeah. I was driving by the church. I was drinking a root beer float,

and I was just like in my car, jamming, and then I was like, oh, wait, oh, fuck. And then I saw the photo of her outside, and I was like, oh, that's so sad. I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna pay my respects. I'm not like wearing a black dress with black clothes and he doesn't stuff like driving around. No, you're not.

No, you're definitely not. Do you not? Yeah. You're also sloshing root beer float all over this church when you're talking with your hands a lot. Oh shit, okay. Yeah, I got, I don't say. I don't.

I don't. I want to, it smells like dads. All right, you guys, what if I just go up to the top altar and I sing of a Maria? So here's the thing. I know it Do you know? Well, I know some of it we can see I can start we can see how much right now. Let's see how much you know Yeah, do you mind if I film this? Yeah, of course

Should I go I'm gonna go to tap no more? Yeah, stay here and we'll see how much you know. Yeah, we'll test out about you know before we can Okay, and stop so you got Ave Maria and then you Wait, I know this part. Okay Nope, nope, so you can't say I know this part. Okay. I've played a Maria Jada Jada. So far, wow. Nope, nope. So you can't say I know this part. I know. You can't say I know this part.

And then lose it to the part. Oh, no, I know it. Ready? Don't be a whoose. I can't say I know this part. Can you do the sister act version? I see. I do be do be.

I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I would love to say that this is not how I envisioned my mom's funeral, but that would be a lot. Oh fuck, I've keep forgetting that it's your mom. Yeah, I think I'm the one who died. You should know the crucible fun to read. Seed. I don't think I know how they Maria. I'm starting to think I might not know that song. You certainly are familiar with the concept of the song. As far as I can tell, okay, this brand is pretty sustainable. It doesn't have that much information on how ethical it is, but like anthropology,

which I don't think is a very ethical company, carries them. So that's not a great sign, but they're also carried by Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus. If there's no, if you can't find much information about its origins, I don't know how well you know mythology, Greek or Roman, but a lot of the times objects would just appear, someone would be napping under a tree and an object could appear, and it was a trick of the gods. Now they would take this object and they say, cool!

Golden bow or a bipedal sheep, and they would be the talk of the town, but inevitably they would find out which God was behind it and they would be punished for engaging with the item. Now, Aaron, not to put do fine upon it, but do you feel that there might be a small chance that that sweatshirt is a trick from the gods? I think most things are. Most things that we love and enjoy are tricks from the gods. Am I wrong? No, I'd like to see a scene.

Okay. You two are gods and you are planting the sweatshirt somewhere, just like placing it somewhere to try to destroy the world. So really, I think just throw it anywhere and it'll get the job done. Yes, Zeus. I, Mercury, can run it anywhere in the world. Wherever you see fit, I will place it. And then I will not tell anyone what we are up to was mercury and I'm Zeus well we're having fun Okay, my brother's name is Hermes. There we go

But he sells he's he kind of dropped out of the god thing and he just sells knockoff handbags Oh, well, that's perfect. Um get some of Hermes handbags as well. Oh Especially something that will clash with this. I'm trying to envision what would clash with this sweatshirt. Oh, the Titans! Pfft! Oh yeah, we should have used this to kill Titans. Oh, we had that long ass war for nothing.

We could have just popped this sweatshirt on him. Chrono's gonna be done so. Oh damn, you bitches clad! Ha ha! Oh! So, why don't we hang out more Mercury? I'd be like, oh damn, you bitches clad. Oh, damn, you bitches clad. Oh, damn, you bitches clad. Oh, damn, you bitches clad. Oh, damn, you bitches clad.

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What's that? I forget about that one. Can you remind me what a stinker-pinker is? It doesn't matter I the private detectives but The important part is we're gonna put this watch shirt somewhere on the earth and it's going to do work It's magic and and destroy and destroy the world Okay, so let's let's try to let's zoom in look down on earth and try to find the right maybe person who we want to pick this up Okay, let's see here. Oh Here's a child

Playing in the field. Okay, fun, but I guess nobody takes a child seriously. Let's keep zooming keep zooming I guess nobody takes a child seriously. Let's keep zooming, keep zooming. Oh, here's a very popular politician. That could be interesting. We give the shirt to them. They wear it with it, making one of their proclamations, but the political thing seems a little overplayed. Maybe we move on from that.

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This human is fascinating. Oh, let's wait and see if she knows the words to the song she's singing. I'm still so cold. I hope something happens. Dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup- I'm not sure that anymore because your muscles got too big. And that's true. Yeah. I guess it would be great if I had some billowy piece of fabric that I could wear. Me too, I was just thinking that. Yeah, and Zeus, I can't fit into my clothes anymore from high school because I got some muscular wink. What do you think you get me for Mercury? Wow, a sweatshirt fell from the sky. They dropped some of my Mercury. Wait I'm gonna put it on.

I love it. I'm too sexy for my sweatshirt. She just put on a sweatshirt that fell from inside her house with no questions. I think we found it. Too sexy for my sweatshirt. We think the found it. Too sexy for my sweatshirt. We picked the right one. Alright everybody, I had sent you the link to the sweatshirt. There's only one left in stock and is a small.

Oh wait, we have to buy that and then give it to whoever wins the art contest. Sure. Or you can take a look, scroll down to complete the look. I think that you two should split the cost of the shorts and buy them for me. The magic shorts. Ask me how much the shorts cost. As penance for our Ask me how much the shorts cost. How much of the show cost? $145 $100 For shorts that match this sweatshirt, e-hay. How can anything on earth match that?

It somehow does. Okay, and I'm a medium. So if you want to order me a medium and these shorts, you know where to find me. Do you want to read up or tell the people at home some information about the sweatshirt, GPC and the link that I just sent you. I guess so. Yeah. There's not a lot of information. I guess it's 61% polyester, 36% cotton, 3% a last stain,

and then 1% something called the devil. I don't know why that, that's in there. It works it to 101%. Now that you're seeing it on the website, The devil? I don't know why that, that's in there, it works it to 101%. Now that you're seeing it on the website, and it's full glory, how do you feel about it? Worst than you thought, better than you thought. I will say that I want to read the care instructions real quick. So it says, in all caps, hand wash separately. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Dry flat. Do not iron.

Do not dry clean. It's getting a lot of do nuts like there's a way to ruin this sweater. And from what I can see it comes pretty ruined. So I don't really know how to ruin. Please. Proent. My favorite, my favorite thing from the website is in the description. There's a line that says a great option if you need a break from clinging things. Okay, here. Okay, that is very funny. And I was hoping you wouldn't see that. And I'll be honest, I was hoping no one would see that. My boyfriend is being so clingy. Let me wear this.

Babe, I think we need to go on a break. It worked. Adela and JBC, it doesn't have to be your significant others. If you can do me a favor, and can you send a photo like from this website or the link to your lady in your life and ask, say, without context, just go, honestly, what do you think about the sweatshirt? And I don't care what people think about it.

I love it. It's one of my favorite things. I now officially want to be buried in this. Well, here's what will make that happen for sure. And here's what we'll say is we're going to go ahead and take a quick break. It's a little late, but here are some things you should actually buy and we'll be right back with more of this sweater. Hey, GPC.

Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Addle. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Okay. Um, okay. I just need some advice.

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Yeah, wait a minute. So let's make sure we do like 10 more scenes just to make sure this motherfucker earns his paycheck. So Aaron, during the break, I did Tex Mariah. All right. And I texted Mariah, a link to the sweatshirt, and I said, what do you think about this sweatshirt? What did she say? Now before I talk about what Mariah thinks about this sweatshirt, I would also like to

point out that the model who is wearing the sweatshirt does not appear to be white. And then there are some other people who are going to say this sweatshirt. I thought you were going to say it does not appear to be white. And then there are some other people where this shirt. I thought you were gonna say it does not appear to be happy. No, well, they're a model. So I don't think they're supposed to be necessarily happy. They're a very neutral look.

So then I asked Mariah what she thought of this sweatshirt. And she said, that's not a sweatshirt. Those are scarves. Now it is called the mixed. The mixed scarves sweatshirt. Mariah says, lovely colors, but it looks silky. Not a sweatshirt. So Mariah who saw this sweatshirt says, not a sweatshirt. But she needs to answer the question, does she like it?

Well, that wasn't the question. I just said, what do you think about this sweatshirt? And she said, not a sweatshirt. So that's the question. Well, then the next question needs to be, do you like it? Or do you think a woman who has red hair might look pretty cuteness?

Very subtle. Very subtle. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mariah is going to think that I'm getting her this sweatshirt. And maybe, honestly, maybe you should, she would look, okay, Mariah, I look cuteness. Mariah would look amazing in this.

Yeah, I think so as well. I think a person of color would look great in sweatshirt. I would, yeah. I love the, those look like scars, because now I can only picture like a magician who's basically Ben and Jerry doing a trick with never ninks pulling these out of their sleeve or something. So I didn't get this sweatshirt off of their website. So I ordered it from another retailer because it was already fully sold out in their first round of it.

And this other retailer was having a sale on it. was already fully sold out in their first round of it. And this other retailer was having a sale on it. So the model and the retailer I bought it from in part of the inspiration is she had red hair. And I had just dyed my hair red. And I went, wow, she has red hair. She looks excellent in that sweatshirt. I'm pretty good. Aaron, when you said the initial run sold out, is that like the same thing where the 18 and 10-O games sold out? Mm-hmm. And they actually went to a landfill

and buried 500 million copies. That's a deep cut. People need to know that that's the least popular video game of all time to know, understand that joke. Okay, I'm gonna send you some other sweatshirts from their website. They do a lot of these mixed media sweatshirts. A lot of them are broken into thirds and then I'm you're gonna see that I bought the cutest of all of them.

Wait, these are mixed media. So each one of those quadrants is a form of media. So there's like newspaper, the news. So Aaron, um, Mariah says she likes the colors. It's not my vibe, it's a nice visual. Huh. And then she asked, does she have the set to which I said, you do not have the set, but you know. I would love to have the set. Oh, no.

See? Oh, no. Okay, but this is from the same retailer where I got my dress for the January live show that we did, that you both gave me really nice compliments on. It's a really dark dress with big red hearts on it. Do you guys remember that? I do remember that, yeah.

I do remember that. And I do, Aaron, this is hard for me to say, as a fashion icon myself, I'm always, I'm a bit of a Harry Styles, right? Aaron, we just nod your head. Yes, you are. I'm a bit of a Harry Styles. I love you.

I'm a bit of a Harry Styles in the way that this sweatshirt is the most, I think a lot of risks. It's the least distracting thing that's ever happened on the show. I think a lot of risks with my wardrobe. I like to think I'm on the cutting edge of men's fashion. I did enjoy that outfit that you wore,

but this is something, this is a lateral move into a terrible world. Well, no, I mean, I will just say that Aaron, I just think that like everything that they have looks like, yeah, if you're a Rio de Janeiro, if this is Card of O, this is great close to wear. I gotta say, it's very in in LA to be wearing this mixed print, very colorful clothing.

I have, I had to wear it. I had to wear it. Say that for three months from now when you're out there, Aaron, because you're Chicago. Here's what you should be wearing. Italian beef stains, no ketchup, the cubs. Okay, I really just really looked at the visuals of this. These two mother fuckers are wearing dark gray, everybody.

They're in gloomy Chicago, it was snowing all day today. They thought, you know what will bring more joy to the world? Dark gray, dark gray. It should have been in the wintertime and it's lockdown. I mean, I'm also wearing gray sweats. Like it's gray on gray here. Same, I'm wearing dark green sweats. I guess you see the world as dark gray and dark green.

And I see the world as a beautiful place. Aaron, I think in LA, you wear that outfit and something on the street stops you and says, get a girl. I think in Chicago, you wear that outfit and somebody stops you on the street and they say, do get it girl. I think in Chicago, you wear that outfit and somebody stops you on the street and they say, do you think you're better than me? Yeah, they go, we're not supposed to be the happy in Chicago.

It's not sustainable. I think someone from Chicago sees Aaron wearing that and they say, hey, that lady's stuck in that picture. Somebody helped that lady out of that painting. We're going gonna get you out So beyond my very funny and sweet chiropractor who said this for my deter of Joseph an amazing technical or dream coat Mm-hmm. I have had Men mostly ignore the sweatshirt over zoom and stuff when I've worn it

But I have had that was nice of them. Yeah, but or like oh, I hair is in lot might have said something like wow. I love your sweatshirt So these are gentlemen. Yes um and then but I have had a Like a lot of different women see me in the sweatshirt and go oh my god I love your sweatshirt so much. I need one. Where did you get it? So I don't know I don't know if this is for men. This episode just goes to show where what you want to wear. This makes me so happy and this hasn't deterred me not even a little bit.

We are in let's let's be clear on something. Jamesy and I are 100% of villains of this episode and we will be absolutely roasted and salted. The earth no in order for you to be villains it would have had to affected me at all. You two are just two clowns having the best time. I'm having a great time. I had to say. I will say, I will say, I never said I didn't like the sweatshirt.

And I will say, this is recorded. This whole thing has been recorded. I never said I didn't like the sweatshirt. Look at the hats back there, Aaron. Look at the hats on my wall. You said I didn't like this sweatshirt. Look at the hats back there, Aaron. Look at the hats on my wall. You don't think I like this sweatshirt? And I'll admit there were clowns

because earlier I tried to knock on your clavicle because I thought I was home. Oh fuck, okay, I'm crying. Okay, that's the funniest. Just, I mean, yeah, it's, you know, someone doesn't go to a comedy show Laugh for an hour and a half and then come out and say I don't like the comedy show. I was laughing Of course I like the show. Yeah, also

Somehow even more your taste than it is mine JPC of course I already bought one No, you didn't I did I bought the small while we were talking why not all wear this one shirt You're all left. Erin. I'll, I bought the small one, we were talking. Why not? I'll wear this one, sure. You're more loved. Aaron, I'll also say I've been to many of barbecue, because you said you've had many people stop and say, like, where can I get that? I've been to so many barbecues, where someone will take a bite of someone's potato salad

and then go, mm, mm, mm. This is the best potato salad I've ever had. Could I please get the recipe? And the person goes, absolutely. They bring them back the recipe, they go, oh, thank you so much. salad I've ever had. Could I please get the recipe? And the person goes, absolutely. They bring them back to the recipe and they go, oh, thank you so much. Now I have this recipe. This is the best potato salad.

I can't believe you gave me the recipe. Thank you so much. Then I walk home with that person and they crumple up that paper and throw it in the trash and they shrug and say, I was being nice. You need better friends. Your friends are mean and weird. It was you.

No, I would never go. Mm. Mm. Mm. So I would never go. Mm. Mm. I think try it out cause it fits. First of all, that story is about me. Adel is twisting what that story is about. It's not about potato salad, it's about getting people's numbers in a bar.

And I crumple them up and throw them away because it's about getting it, not about following through on it. I want to see a scene. I want to see a scene too. Okay, I'll do yours first. I want to see a scene too. Okay, it's for B. I want to see a scene. JPC and Aaron, you are two people at a bar. You don't know each other.

JPC, you have a settled next to Aaron at the bar, and your one goal is to get her number just so you can crumple it up in front of her and throw it away. Gotcha. I'm sorry, Kelly.. Yeah get away from me. I'm I'm here with my friend. Don't be weird. My name is not Kelly. You know it's not. No the bartender name is Kelly. Oh I'm so sorry. Have a good night. Yeah. I'll get better. What's

I will have I'll have the usual and then I'll pick up this whole party's tab. No, please don't, weird and bad. Don't do that. It seems like they're going through something like a few of the whole of substance. We're having the best day actually. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I think he's talking about the party to his right, which is a funeral. Oh, okay, never mind.

Have a good one. It's the McGills. It's the funeral party. Did you want to up uh her tab as well I know no no okay no we could add more if you could add more to her tab sorry guy no please her it away yes yeah I don't want to be rude and I'm so sorry but I just got you don't want to be rude here's the thing I just I'm turning like Harry Potter I That would be the best possible. That would be for you. Aaron, don't forget one spur episode.

You can rewind a scene two minutes. I only use that for you. Is this guy bothering you? I never do this, but is he bothering you? Yeah, a little bit, actually. Can I? You gotta go. You gotta go.

You gotta go. I'll walk, I'll walk. Okay, here's the thing. Still me? Yeah, my friends dared me to go. I'll walk, I'll walk. Okay, here's the thing. Still me? Yeah, my friends dared me to try to get your number and then crumple it up in front of you, which would be a terrible thing to do to someone. So to deter conversation, I tried to be as rude as I possibly can. I'm so sorry.

I don't even have a phone. So I would never would have been an issue. I would have... I would have never been able to give you my number. Hi, I'm... a sweatshirt with a woman inside of it. Well, if you play your cards right you could be a woman with sweatshirt. Hold on. Good. A sweaty shirt.

Can I take all the time you need? JPC if you want to use Aaron's time, Turner, Is this guy bothering you? I never told you. I don't know this guy. I don't know this guy. Could you? I'm sorry. I feel like I fucked this whole thing up because I'm from space. So that is why I'm not good with people.

I'm from space. This is not my body. If you play your cards, right, you'll be an alien inside of a man, inside of a sweatshirt, inside of a woman. So that's exactly what I am, Kurt. A sex turd ducking. Hahaha.

Okay, here's what's interesting. A turd ducking? I would like to see a scene. Turd ducking. We never called scene on this scene. But I'll use the turd. We never called scene on this scene. I'm gonna use the time-turner.

Is this scene bothering you? Yeah, the scene is bothering me. Thank you. I never do this, but can you? I would like to see a scene. There's two scenes I want to see. So after this is over, there's another scene. And also, don't forget, so we do have to work in about 10 to 15 riddles, but we'll see these scenes, which is working about 10 to 15 riddles. Or we will get hate mail. I would like to see a press conference. I will be my sweatshirt, JPC, you will be my sweatshirt's lawyer and addle your everyone in the press asking questions. Okay.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I have advised my client, I have advised my client to answer very briefly a couple of questions and that's all my clients going to be answering today. Thank. Oh, oh, oh Mikhail Skekro. I'm with Y magazine. What was the inspiration for buying this sweatshirt? Hey, I'm glad you waste. He's the thing though.

I didn't buy myself. I was just perfect just the way I was. In a very pur, I'm turning to Coco so fast And I'm- although I don't- I don't think if this sweats your thought it would sound a little bit like my friend Coco And here's the thing I would- I was perfect and then a perfect lady saw me on the internet and she thought Two perfect things should be together and that was the inspiration for me being bought. Ooh, ooh, I've got you.

Again, yes, yes, yes, sir. I have a question. My name is Todd Magazine, and I'm with the fashion newspaper. My question, what was the woman's name? The woman's name was Erin Keo, sorry, I've been advised by my lawyer to stop. What? No, I just I just want to make sure that everyone who's at this press conference is clear what's happening here. This is a sweatshirt. Oh, yes. Yes.

Not a woman not someone wearing a sweatshirt. I'm a sweatshirt. This is a sweatshirt. I'm a sweatshirt's lawyer because this sweatshirt is being sued. That's right. I'm being accused of murder. Of a murder. I'm just, I'm just speculating, can you see? I'm sweatshirted and I'm a little like this. You killed fashion is what I heard. Now what do you have to say to the accusations

that you're actually an insanity quilt? I'd say if I'm an insanity quilt, then bring it on, because I, I'm sorry, I got it. I will step in, then bring it on. And I have a question. Yes. My name is Billy Crudup. Uh-huh. Not that Billy Crudup.

I'm the actor from almost famous. Okay. And pre-fantane. You can still get pregnant from pre-fantane. Sounds a lot like Dr. Camille and I guess you only have four voices. Just like this sweatshirt only has four quadrants. You only have four voices. Wee!

Alright, please, please. We do. We save it we do we say I have a question about the lawsuit which is How much is Likinta in suing you for looking like their carfits? Good question, and I actually am dating that lawsuit. Who would have thought a colorful sweatshirt and a suit made of law Would get along so well, but turns out suits and sweatshirts are a good match. I can't believe I went to college for this. Uh-huh, and then law school. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- I said I've seen four seasons of suits and not in the right order Just missed I have a question here in the back. Yes final question for the back I don't know if you could see my raised hand because I'm a tiny kid, but

My name my name is Mikey and I just wanted to know Are you are you the drawing that I did in preschool? That I got an F on? Yeah, your teacher is so terrible and I thought why not make you into a beautiful piece of art? Wow, my teacher said she never, she said preschool. There's never been an F in the history of preschool, but then I drew you and something changed. Uh huh. Sounds like everyone's pretty jealous of how

Erin's confidence for wearing me. I'm gonna go over here and I'll see you to inhale. She cannot read a room. No, these jealous. I wanted to see another scene, but actually it's so weird. I feel like, guys, Eminem just walked in and he said he wants to wrap about this sweatshirt. Should we let him? No. No, I think we should, right?

JPC, we should definitely let him. That seems like a fair and balanced way of. I mean, I don't have a horse in this race, so. So. I'm, you're growing. You're not calling Adel your horse anymore. I think that's really big of you your friendship is really blooming sometimes you have to let a cult rug free Blooming brothers bloom Adrian Brody Tom Brady I'll quarterback QB QI

Q James Bond, dent your bond, false teeth. False teeth. You got false teeth? Oh, Eminem, just wait, get to the part about the sweatshirt. You guys are going to love this. Sweat shirt. Looks like dirt.

Dirt, does it hurt? Does it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because God hated that sweater. It could be better. I wrote a letter. Dear, dear wife, the Civil War finds me fighting for this sweatshirt.

I'm hurt. Got shot. Got shot me to shot. At the keyla, because I feel like a hater, the sweater. Patron, Patron, you're on your own. If you like this letter, you're on your own. Ownership, ownership, sales, got to sail on the ship.

Made a wool, and a sheep. Bye bye, black sheep, Tommy Boy. Chris Fowley. Fowley. Niles Barkley. Chris Fowley. Cocaine overdose. That's not funny. David Spade.

I can't believe Eminem just did a whole thing about a sweater and he didn't say vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti Ah that's the line! How do you not work mom's spaghetti in if you're Eminem? You can keep going Eminem if that feels like you need to. Oh yeah, there's vomit on my sweater already Mom's ravioli. Get out of here. See? Eminem get out of here. Oh that was worth it. Oh that was worth it and let's do a riddle Raghu I'm gonna get out of here. Ooh, that was worth it. Ooh, that was worth it. And let's do a riddle. Raghu.

Rag on you. Ragging you for what you're wearing. You like the Karen? You want to speak to the manager? A way in a manager. In a major. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, look at that sweater. I mean, it's no more incomprehensible

than the riddles that we've been doing for the past year anyway. That's true. I'm Adam, just one riddle, I think, it's no more incomprehensible than the riddles that we've been doing for the past year anyway. I'm just one reddle, I think, I'll do. Okay, let's see here. Let me find a good one. Okay, here we go. I can be something that you do to a socket or perhaps something you would put in your head if you had no hair. Plug. Plug.

Oh, let's see, I have a few things here. I did a few podcasts recently. You're going to want to check out the Restricted Section podcast. I was a guest on their show. It's my favorite podcast to do. The Restricted Section. I was also on the Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild podcast. I was on Garden Plots with Skeletor podcast.

And also I want to mention Hay Tavern Tavern. It's on Stitcher Premium. It's myself, JPC, and Aaron, and we do a, it's basically a hello for the Magic Tavern spin-off. We play our characters from that world, and it was so much fun. We have seven episodes, four of them I believe are out now, and if you use the code magic, you can get four weeks free. So if you use it now, you can hear everything that's come out, you can hear the next three, and then you can cancel and still be safe.

So please do that. Check it out. That's Hey Tavern Tavern. JBC. What are your plugs? I was just on a podcast called the land before crime podcast This is an improvised true crime podcast where we all play dinosaurs. It was a it was not very fun to do But it and I don't think it came out well. It's the land Podcast look at it Aaron anything that you have to plug. Again. Oh, I'm so sorry. I literally just got a Facebook message back from Gemma.

So I had sent her about 25 minutes ago. I sent her a picture of the model with the sweater. And I said, what do you think of this? She replied with four lines. First line, undecided. Second line. It's cool and different. Third line. Looks comfy. Fourth line, but it's definitely bold. I'm all those things. I'm all those things. Aaron, you're undecided. You're cool and different. You're comfy and you're bold. All of those past taglines for Folger's coffee, too, by the way. I'm decided. Aaron, you can plug.

Yes. Recently, I was on the Billbud pop cast. I had the best time. I talked about Aiman Ignite, the fun album, and I truly had such a good time. They were such gracious and lovely hosts, and they were so funny and lovely. So please check that out. Also, I want to plug knowing who you are and buying what you like. Here's the thing everybody, I had pretty low self esteem for most of my teenage years and a big chunk of my 20s,

but the closer I get to 30, the more I go, you know what, I like really weird shit. I want, if I wanna buy a chair with a weird print, I'm gonna do it. If I wanna wear purple lipstick every day, I'm gonna do it. I just gotta say, I love this sweatshirt, I love you too, and I love it even more after this episode. Where would you want?

I'm looking forward to seeing a pair of medium shorts that will finish the set in the male boys. I endured this episode for a free pair of a hundred dollar shorts. Woo! It's the best! I love this sweatshirt, good night everybody, I love it! And Aaron, we will be releasing a fully updated dress code policy for the show,

just so we can have it. Only sad grades, that's right. Just so we can gotta get to the business of the show. The dress code policy is in the works, we have our lawyers working it up right now. Aaron, we love you. You are absolutely fucking rocking that sweatshirt. Right at the end there,

you did make it's the villains pretty hardcore, but... No, I don't think so. Or did you make yourself a villain and I took advantage of it by getting a free pitch. We did check in 15 to 20 times to make sure that you're okay. And you said yes, you were loving it. So I just wanna make sure. I guess you'll have you said yes, you were loving it. So I just want to make sure.

I guess you'll have to buy me a free pair of shorts just in case. I want to make sure that I don't get punched in the face the next time I'm out on the street. And Aaron speaking of Zeus and Mercury, there's a, so those were Roman and Greek gods. There was actually a Danish god, also planetary, who was a little bit into fashion and that god's name was Jupiter don't yell at them for this episode I had the best time

ever um they're gonna get me a free pair of shorts don't worry I love it here this is free if we have the paper oh yeah well for you for me but thanks guys don't yell at them this is the best that was one of my favorite episodes ever we don't yell at us for not doing riddles we promise we'll do riddles soon I think it would have been even different if Aaron was wearing a weird sweatshirt. by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemours. If you've listened past the credits, congratulations. You're about to hear 30 seconds of Aaron roasting JPC and Addles attire. You guys look great. It's always so good to see you. I'm wearing a tire.

And I'm so attired. I need to go to a bed. Oh my God. Proof. Hey, there's subject you nouns. If you liked that, you're going to love this week's Patreon. We do two sentence stories and it is a blast.

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