Hey Riddle Riddle - #142: She Was a Secret Genius

Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a head gum podcast. I'm Aaron Keith. And we are going to be solving all types of riddles where the answer is horse come It's just our patented chemistry that we all have together that we've we've honed like a blade against the the wetstone horse come for years and years JPC would never say something so poetic You could be as the your lowest common denominator. You can be as dumb as you want of course It's gonna be what is covered in a I did you really I don't I'm not trained for improv You can be as dumb as you want of course. It's gonna be what it's covered in I did you really I I'm not trained for improv so I just try to write out like things It would be just be funny to say it's non-sequitives. I literally got as far as like what if when you win the Kentucky Derby

Starting point is 00:01:14 They do a gay to raid barrel of horse come on the horse and I got as far as that and then I stopped is it in you are if JPC decided to care this is Holy shit. he's amazing. All right, I'm Oldman Puzzles, and this is our first riddle. Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant? Because they were holding a match. No. They were dropping dooses.

Starting point is 00:01:40 Oh, because they were 15 and in love. Oh, wow, guys because they were 15 and in love Wow guys, this is way better are there Roses that are 18 plus I don't know hey, but it was good now Wow, this is good. I feel energized. I don't feel sleepy at all. Oh my goodness. All right Well, why were the tennis players allowed in the restaurant because one was Andre Aguicy and that guy will flip a table No, not John McEnroe. Andre Aguicy couldn't be nicer. Wait, he's nice guy. Which one's both? I mean Pete's Ampress Pete's Ampress Aaron because they were making a racket. Yes

Starting point is 00:02:18 Fuck All right next riddle I have four wings but cannot fly Hey, Hey, hey, hey guys. Oh my gosh. Oh, it's not what it looks like. We replaced you with Anthony. No, I know I remember it was great to great to James James James John James It's on the tip of my day. I mean I'm wearing a jumpsuit for my new job, but he's clearly on it And you said me not saying your last name was a power move. I learned it from you. It's so strong. I feel like I switched power over GPC now. I'm a man. Look guys, I was outside of the window listening to the new episode and it's very funny and there's lots of horse come things. Have you been outside the window this whole time? We kicked you out of here weeks ago. What are you doing here GPC? Well, enjoying the elements. I'm ruined.

Starting point is 00:03:07 Well, you look amazing actually. Did you get a haircut? You're clean, Shavin. You look. Oh, the job does distract from the whole like Five days of beard growth and Pair and I wouldn't say so much. I got a haircut as a squirrel stole my hair But I back I have my hats that I left with in my hand and I'm asking you, please, please can I have my job back this past week has been, well that's actually been nice, I got this nice job about a janitor at a school. Oh, wasn't so bad. Well, do you mind just standing over there for a second?

Starting point is 00:03:36 Yeah, I don't mind at all, I'll stand in there and you want, sir. Yeah, he does look great and he did just call me, sir. And a squirrel stealing something from him, we forgot about JP Riddles. Anthony, can you do your version of JP Riddles? What if a horse came in your mouth? That's all I got. I'm so sorry, I went really hard on that kind of thing. No, that was actually perfect.

Starting point is 00:03:59 That's the same egg with him. Yeah, I guess we're not messing with. Look, I know he's just as good as me if not better, but please, I have nothing else. I went to Dungeons and Dunes. I asked if I could be on their show. They said, who are you? My kid puked all over here, cleaning up.

Starting point is 00:04:17 Okay, maybe it was a high school lunch table that I went up to, but still, I called him daddy. Please, I need to come back. Oh, you're looking for new work is what you're saying. Just do the show. JPC, do a speech about why this means so much to you. I did, I know it was what that was.

Starting point is 00:04:34 I cleaned up the puke of a guy. I called it my dungeon daddy. All right, fine, I feel like Anthony's too good for us anyway. So Anthony, you can take your hat boxes and go, sorry, for wasting your time. Thank you for all your talents and everything you brought. I think my plan has gone off without a hitch. JPC, we did it.

Starting point is 00:04:53 We finally taught them to fully appreciate everything you bring to the table. What? It was a double cross. It was a double play. It was your boy's plant vinyl tricksy on you. What are you talking about? Yes, it was. We was your boy's plant plan. I know, Trixie on it. What are you talking about? Yes, it was.

Starting point is 00:05:07 We got you. Please let me leave it with my technique. Please, got you. Please, got to make this part of the plant. We got, we got, we got, yeah, it was a part of the plant. Anyway, bye, fuckos. I'm off show hanging out with my 10,000 patrons. Enjoy your riddles while you still have them, cucks.

Starting point is 00:05:20 Holy shit, tell that to me, I love her. Tell that to me, I love her! Tell that to me I love her! Tell that to me I love her! I will! No! Wow! He held up a kite and I guessed the win. Took him away!

Starting point is 00:05:33 He's so cool. You guys done something that is so much better, but should we just start our show, I guess? I guess I won't hit it. Hit it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Live from Burbank, California, it's the 50th, hey, Ritter-Riddle anniversary! B-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D I made it. Where's my chair? You're gonna make a lady of my age walk. And I'm JPC's ghost. Boo everybody I died. I don't think it's fair that you'll get to stay young forever JPC. Well, young. Please, for those who don't know, tell everyone how you died. Trying to suck my own ass out of an airplane.

Starting point is 00:06:47 I'm sorry. Getting my ass sucked out of an airplane. Sorry. Sucking your own ass while watching the movie Airplane. Hey, either way, I went out like an absolute hero. I just wished for you that it hadn't been televised. How humiliating of a dead. I will say that the ratings have never been lower. People were pretty disinterested in watching that kind of thing. It was gruesome to watch.

Starting point is 00:07:15 Well, here we are in Burbank doing the 50th anniversary recap of the show. As you know, I lived a very full and beautiful life Everything went perfect. Yes, and it sucks that I sound so old and yet Aaron just sounds a drunk and JPC sounds I well here's the thing I'm drunk and old people don't know but you can be both I should try that sometime. Well, I think it's also kind of unfair that Aaron aged so gracefully and you age Pretty much the way we all expected you to. No, no, I'm wearing a mask of my younger self. Check this out. Oh, boss. I gotta say still that LA sun did you well. You must you must have moisturized. Oh, thank you. You're wearing a mask of your younger self, which means that we should fiddle listeners in.

Starting point is 00:08:04 wearing a mask of your younger self, which means that we should fiddle listeners in in 2038, you cloned yourself, slept with your clone, and then cut off its face. I will tell your secret, stop telling mine. What the heck? We will say canonically though, no kissing. No kissing. No kissing that clone. Who is, it's redundant to say old but who is man and pause and pause so what do you guys think I you know I this is just a

Starting point is 00:08:34 spec I obviously got character actors to you to until I could was that your was I was my face just CGI'd on to Jack Palants I guess so I I I I said Jack Palants and I thought I was making that name up to the guy, but he, apparently he knew who that was and he ran with it. I, I don't know who he is. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it's definitely interesting in terms of like maybe like a fun way to start an episode,

Starting point is 00:08:57 but I don't know if I'd wanna watch a whole thing of it. Okay, okay. This would be six seasons in a movie and I just don't know how sustainable that would be like. Okay. In the long run, you know. I came to you guys with this because I wanted the notes. So this is, yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:09 Oh, that's awesome. Okay, so well, this is more of a criticism than a note. I mean, I love for you to catch that and maybe something that I could do to improve it or something that could have put the quality of it. I have a note. To lead it, it sucks. Write something new.

Starting point is 00:09:26 Sure. Okay, I really wish I hadn't started writing that down when you started talking because I could remember that. Adults, do you have something? Yeah, I just, I dry down some, some, some slight, um, no, it's here. Okay. Fuck you and fuck this idea. Sure.

Starting point is 00:09:40 Yeah, and I can see where you're coming from with something like that because, and that's valuable. So I'll take that back to the team I Just like that. I was drunk and old Okay, still okay, still having fun. So that wasn't that wasn't something that I had originally wrote that was something that the character Actor who I hired kind of just took upon themselves to I like her. She's good. She's got some star quality. I like her Was Aaron's face just

Starting point is 00:10:05 CGI on top of Maggie Smith. Yeah, yeah for now because this is bad I'm doing this basically on spec with like very low budget the team is just kind of me and some of my Unconsistent cousins, so I'll give them phone calls kind of press them for Ideas and information and they'll try to get money Probably some money. Yeah, I need funds because I said I did it for cheap, but not for free. So, I'm gonna go eat. The ghost of JPC seemed to involve no CGI

Starting point is 00:10:30 and was just straight up Giovanni Robici. Yeah, he's great. He's a nightmare to work with, but such a bad attitude. But his performance is very good. Yeah, it's very good. Anyways, this was really fun, but. Yeah, very fun. Would you do you guys wanna do an episode while I was doing it? Yeah, she's doing a regular episode. Yeah, it's very good. Anyways, this was really fun, but. Yeah, very fun.

Starting point is 00:10:45 Would you do you guys wanna do an episode while? Yeah, I was just doing a regular episode. Okay, that's fine. I will shelf this. Do you guys wanna come back to it? Come back to it, come back to it. Do you guys mind if I just, if I, I promised him, do you mind if I do it quick?

Starting point is 00:10:57 Just a teeny little phone call the G.F.O.D.R.B.C. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Cool. Okay, and obviously, Yeah, take your time, take your time. You'll be,, it obviously Casey, if this is gonna be picked up on Mike, just obviously cut the subject episode, because we don't, this isn't something that, thank you.

Starting point is 00:11:12 Okay, cool. Casey gives me a big thumbs up in the chat, just waiting on it actually. Casey, big thumbs up in the chat, big thumbs up, why wait? BEEP. Hello? Hey, Giovanni, some bad news. this is JPC obviously from the big project. Oh

Starting point is 00:11:30 Okay, yeah, we're starting calling about my money. What now? We're shelving the project shelving. I thought it was shelving Okay, Giovanni you fucking asshole. This is that toxic attitude that we talked about on step give me my money I work with Nicholas Cage and gone in 60 seconds and I'm sure that I don't know where I am. Would you believe that I was gonna make a God of 60 seconds reference as well? You're talking a Phoebe's brother. Oh yeah, the two things we know are from.

Starting point is 00:11:56 All right, have a good one, Giovanni. You're here too, I'm sorry. He took that much better than expected. And guys, I got great news. I'm Oldman Puzzles for this episode. Well, you know it's really weird about that phone call. Is he started fading himself out? Though where the phone was didn't go anywhere.

Starting point is 00:12:11 He didn't get further away from the microphone. He just was losing the argument, so he started going, Oh, yeah, you have no idea what that was. Well, Teddy Far, were you talking to Giovanni Robissi? Or were you talking to a piece of Chabadi? I don't know. Oh my God, I've made that mistake. I've got on two dates with a piece of Chabadi? Oh my God, I've made that mistake. I've got on two dates with a piece of Chabadi,

Starting point is 00:12:27 thinking it was him. I had a piece of Chabadi bread, sign an eight by 10 photo, and I felt so embarrassed afterwards. Oh yeah, that's bleak. Old men puzzles. I had a cup of Chabadi that I could have sworn, how did Amazon show? Well, I can't remember, what was Chabadi for how did Amazon show?

Starting point is 00:12:46 Well, I can't remember, what was Gavari for BC's Amazon show? Yeah, Amazon show. I couldn't call it. I think I watched a Super- I saw Picchu show bunny and I thought that bunny was him. I was like, that's like right from TV. Is that too funny?

Starting point is 00:12:59 If you've got Gavari for BC puns, send them over to us. That email again is hrrpodcastatgmail.com. Put in the subject's line. Do not read it. We also have that right here. Is he related to Christina Robici? From M. Samley?

Starting point is 00:13:15 You mean Casper. Old man puzzles. Let's do this. Okay, so we like to have a good time in the show. That's obvious from our interests. And, but it's time to, to brass to access to serious business. I'm all men puzzles for this episode, which means I've got some riddles for you guys to solve. And as always, I like to dip my little beak deep back into the past.

Starting point is 00:13:36 Disgusting. Okay. Cool. So again, we're back into the segment of the show where I'm taking notes about my behavior. And we are going to go, we're going to go all the way back to 2018 when people were writing us riddles. This one comes from, I guess Robert, also say Robert because they don't give me permission to use their name. And so you'll never actually even know if that was the real name that I chose. Will you? It is. Of course it is.

Starting point is 00:14:02 I couldn't be bothered to come up with another name. your apathetic when you started the show so to watch where apathetic can go it has been a real learning experience for me I it's a been amazing to watch. I know he's canceled now for good reasons But oh the apathetic places you'll go by Dr. Suis one of my favorite well, I guess it's not really a book It's black pages. Yeah, I really finished that I give I give that to any of my friends that drop out of college. Robert says, quite enjoying listening to the podcast. It's all too familiar for any time I've posed riddles to more than one person at once. Okay, well, I mean, I gotta say that there's probably a bunch of times that you've posed for it else to more than one person at once. That sounds like a riddle in itself.

Starting point is 00:14:46 Now, Robert made some of their own riddles that they're submitting, and they have tested them on my friends, so they are at least solvable by one person on earth. You should not test riddles on your friends or animals. That's good. Well, any riddles I create, I first test them on kids and then if they work on kids I get approval from a mother Oh, you go to kids first then you get the parents approval. That's the way that I test well hold on kid tested mother approved Riddles that's what I was going for let's not know. I know what you're going for you're still going to jail my guy Yeah, what you're going for is about 10 fucking years,

Starting point is 00:15:25 my man. Get you off the street. No. Okay, I'm, we're sorry. We're sorry. Adelaide is like, that's fun. It's okay. I work with Jeff.

Starting point is 00:15:35 I work with Jeff. Okay, it's, it's Who would do worse running Jeff's social media for one day? Both of you would do it's terrible. You know, not me either, none of us. No, maybe we could go 10 hours before like a dog looking peanut butter off of the pindage joke and then it would be, we'd be off Twitter real fast. Okay, here we go. Here are some of Robert's riddles. I have a peel, but no rind.

Starting point is 00:16:10 I have a hammer with no nail to find. I'm not a phone, but I ring. With my music, you cannot sing. Jesus Christ. He has mass appeal, but no rind. He has a hammer, because he's a carpenter. Well, it was a rest of it. He had a band, right?

Starting point is 00:16:27 I'm not a phone, but I ring. Yeah. Okay. I'm giving a chance. You can tell me how your answer fits in. Wait, what was the end of the ring thing? I'm not a phone, but I ring with my music. You cannot sing.

Starting point is 00:16:40 What's my music you cannot sing? Oh, so this is a clock. Oh, a clock, I think is a good guess Aaron but no with my music you cannot sing nickel-back Aaron it is the answer is a bell correct how does a bell have a peel I don't know is it is a peel a part of a bell? We should say Aaron's taking a big old hit off a bong That's what I do when I smoke out of a bong And then I go isn't that funny friends and I look around and no one's there Addle you have a fucking flip your lid here. Yes, and Campanology aka bell ringing a peel is the special name given to a specific type of

Starting point is 00:17:29 Performance of change ringing which meets certain exacting conditions for duration, complexity, and quality. Holy shit. I didn't want to learn and I did. Incredible. I want to see a scene. Oh, but the apathetic place is you'll go. Aaron, you are, I want to say, I've never seen a movie. I want to say her name is Esmerelda. I think that's right. We're talking about Hunter, I've never seen a movie. I wanna say her name is Ezmerelda. I think that's right.

Starting point is 00:17:45 We talking about Hunter Bag and Adrenom. You're Ezmerelda and you have fallen in love, which with the lunch sack of Notre Dame, JPC, you are that lunch sack, you are a brown bag full of food. There's rings the bell daily. I shouldn't be here, but I had to see you. Onshiklad you did just a little lunch bag, Joe? Oh, man, you're incredible.

Starting point is 00:18:12 There's two things I wanted to talk to you about. Please, as Morales, I tell you, you can say anything to me here in my tower. The music in this is awful. It's so bad. How is it so bad? Same composer. No, I asked for the note so let me just down. Music is so bad. Yeah. Okay. So I'm just like even struggling to think of any of the songs from it, you know? Sure, I mean, it's a valid critique. Okay, I'm I'm I'm writing that down. So it's already written down once. I don't really need it twice. The other thing is I'm not

Starting point is 00:18:47 What is your name? I know that you're the lunch sack of Notre Dame, but is your name? I've got a name written I've got a name written on me. So I I've been just been going with that What's a food joke with Quasimodo a food joke with Quasimodo. Okay, let's see. Uh, Quasimodo. Quasimodo. But honestly, I know that you already took this note, but like Alan Mangan, all of the best Disney songs, some of the best songs ever written, him, and then he- I'm thinking- I'm writing down another note as well.

Starting point is 00:19:20 Come up with food joke for Quasimodo. Uh, feels like we're writing ourselves into a quarter there, but I'll take it back to the guys. Addle might have one. Here's the thing, I'm in love with you, but I'm not supposed to be. And there's gargoyles, and there's really mean man, and let's just run away together. Quasi-tomoto? See. Oh, that's something.

Starting point is 00:19:42 The joke you were looking for was quiz nose tomato. All right, I need to quickly look up what the songs in this even are. Also Jason Alexander's in this. Oh really? Jason Alexander's in it? Yeah, I think Demi Moore. Yes, I'm so excited. Is there also Gargoyles in that?

Starting point is 00:20:00 Yeah, I know a lot of people love this one. He's a Gargoyle, I think. He's like a funny gargoyle. I would love it. I would love it if Jason Alexander was just in it as himself. I'm on vacation! Well, describing Jason Alexander as a funny gargoyle is not far off in terms of like, that's just who he is as an entity.

Starting point is 00:20:19 I know the bells of Notre Dame. Oh, he had his topsy turvigo. I keep thinking of it as lovely ladies in, wait, how does Topsy Turvy go? I keep thinking of it as lovely ladies in my head, but that's on it. I don't know what it is. Topsy Turvy, walk it through the streets. That's on it. It's one of the songs, and I could be wrong. It's one of the songs, Guess Who's Back,

Starting point is 00:20:37 a Hunchback, Guess Who's Back, a Hunchback. Just really trying to work that imminent impression into the show Sustantly I'm playing 30 second or 10 seconds of topsy turvy so I can remember the melody of it because otherwise Oh, this will make for good by casting. Yeah, you guys can keep talking, but that's where I'll be. Oh, thank you for the permission to keep talking Wow I'm gonna take a quick ten minute lunch break. Just you guys keep, just keep recording the podcast and I'll be right back. Keep talking. I, it, obviously podcasts are ended.

Starting point is 00:21:08 I'm giving, I'm giving the listener a little peek behind the curtain for a second. Oh. And we, and believe it or not, Casey actually does his job and he edits this podcast. Whether we tell him to or not, he, he minutes just to find the files.

Starting point is 00:21:20 But big thumbs up, thank you, Casey. But one thing that I find so weird is when I'm listening to a podcast, and one of the hosts, like, I'll be right back and I'll leave for a second, I'm like, you guys chose to keep this in the episode. Like, that's mystifying to me. Like, you, everyone has a edit, like, come here, or something, especially at the beginning

Starting point is 00:21:39 of the pandemic, when everyone was not used to doing this over Zoom and stuff like that, so many podcasts that I listened to, like people would drop off like half way through and they'd still go and then they'd come back into the call later. And I'm like, how is this like, does no one give a shit? Like, so I listened and I heard top C, to V, everything is up C, daisy. And I stand by my diagnosis at the music and that is not very good. If you love it

Starting point is 00:22:05 I'm sorry. That's great. I'm glad that you love something Here's the thing with any creative venture that you do not like the the thing that that person did They still probably got paid so now not always sometimes people get just absolutely shafted it on Like a production or like yeah, we'll get you points on the back end Also, if I ever need to cry, Alan Minkin playing a medley of his hits on YouTube, while playing the piano and singing, can make you cry in 10 seconds. It's amazing.

Starting point is 00:22:32 He's written all of the best songs ever. You guys, it's so good. All of your favorite Disney songs he wrote. No way. Name two. I will find my way. I will go the distance. So far you've sung one and you've named zero. I don't I don't think I don't think that anything could make me cry in 10 seconds

Starting point is 00:22:51 Because my dad died in front of me way slower than that I don't think he listens because he's dead. He's not he's alive. He's a living man But I don't think he listens which honestly fuck him right how hard is it to listen to your point? He also wrote part of your world. Next. My dad. I guess he kind of technically. Okay, next riddle this again from Robert. What am I? I am a reapplied protection. I am a response to an adopted air.

Starting point is 00:23:24 I am the satisfaction of a job well done. I am what bounty hunters are paid. ransom. No, ransom. Like sunscreen. It's um, it's not sunscreen. No, I know. Okay, I think you've agreed to be a let's go with what it's not. We're starting off strong. It's not random. And it's not sunscreen is it's not a soggy cracker. I think you should be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able protection. So this is like, Phil Crowe, are you? I am like a bond. Uh, no. Roof tile.

Starting point is 00:24:08 I am a response to an adopted air. Oh, the response to an opted air is always in a high-pitched tone. Oh, you're adopted? I will say that. So each one of these lines is the answer to it, but they're not connected in a way, except that they all share the answer. So it's like, there's nothing in common between them because this is a word play based riddle. So I am reapplied protection.

Starting point is 00:24:31 I am a response to an adopted heir. I am the satisfaction of a job well done and I am what bounty hunters are picked. So the satisfaction of a job well done is sweat. What bounty hunters are paid is money. Sweets? Sweat money? No, so all of these will get you to the same word.

Starting point is 00:24:52 All of these lines will get you the same word. But all of these, individually, are very tough and oddly worded. Yeah, they're very tough cookies because I respond to an adopted heir, like that's not a known entity. Well, okay, so here's the thing. What would you call an adopted heir, like that's not a known entity. Well, okay, so here's the thing. What would you call an adopted heir? Step, step heir. Step heir, oh my God.

Starting point is 00:25:14 Step heir. I wouldn't call that. I'm trying to think of like. I think that's the hardest one. Yeah. An adopted heir. So if it, so say a king and a queen, they can't have any children, they adopt a child,

Starting point is 00:25:29 and that child becomes king or queen. heir. What is the response to them? Is the response, I guess, is a swift bow and a hearty my sire. Well, yeah, that's the answer. It's a hearty my sire. I'm trying to think of it adopted heir. So let me do it this way. a hearty my sire. Well, yeah, that's the answer. It's a hearty my sire.

Starting point is 00:25:45 I'm trying to think of it adopted air. So let me do it this way. So like say you're with your parents, your young boy, they're leaving the theater. Joe chill, grab your mums. Joe chill, hold on. Joe chill, grab your mums necklace. Shoot your dad, shoots your mom.

Starting point is 00:26:00 Alfred is now effectively like your dad, but he's not like your family. You are his his young Squire. No, Squire. Oh, Circle gets circle gets the squire. Oh God. Let's see Squire, dancing. No, no, no. You are his steed. You are his cap. You're like his

Starting point is 00:26:21 Oh God, um, his Oh, uh, uh, his oh Guardian not guardian, but uh, you are his you're not you're not like his word word. Yes Bert Ward so I am a response to an adopted air Ward reward reward reward That's a good one actually I really like that. I'm the satisfaction of a job run done It isn't that phrase like satisfaction is its own reward, right? That's like a I feel like I've seen that framed in some

Starting point is 00:26:53 Story some crack a barrel. I want to say a scene JPC you are Alfred the butler Aaron you are You are Batman, but you're Batman in a world where their parents never died. Tell Mummy and Daddy that I'm going out to the party and going to do all the cocaine and I will not be home. No, no, no, I will not be home in time. Sir, again, how you to get to the party, you crashed your Lambo when you were trying Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You threw the keys into the woods saying no keys can stop me from doing my moto tricks. Sorry don't mind me

Starting point is 00:27:47 I'm just robin. Sorry. Let me take this valuable in this fight. Sir, you should buy the window that I came in You forgot to lock the doors again, sir. This is the this is the fourth time this week. We've been robbing That should be your job. Dingling, Lingling, bring me a selfie and all the magazines that you can carry. 31 Dingling Lingling bring me a sunny and all the magazines that you can carry thirty ones I wanted to be spoiled Batman forever. That was amazing. I would I want to shirt this Batman's face Eddie It just says dingling a Lingling bring me a sunny day He's just a spoiled rich kid ding a like a link bring me a sunny D. So you crashed your lambo. Okay. I can't wait to go out and party and blow all my parents money.

Starting point is 00:28:32 What has hands, but can't clap? Clock, royal, hold on. Yes, it's clock, you got it. It's not. I think I know a guy who can get us X to Z. You guys like to party? I can get us a back room at Hooters. He still decides to use that voice. Hey baby, that ass has been working all night. You want to come back to my place? I got into Princeton with the lowest SAT scores anyone's

Starting point is 00:28:58 ever seen. Are those pants mirrors? Because I can see myself in them. Fuck yeah. Oh, Batman. Okay, okay, it's a clock, but go ahead. There's probably a guy out there who calls himself Batman and like has his friends call it Batman. His name is easy. I wish it, friends. What has hands, but can't clap, royalty, but can't rule, in a one to 13 ace ratio

Starting point is 00:29:26 but useless at tennis. What? Is this still Robert? Card? This is still Robert. Yes, I think that last one gives it away because when you say one to 13 ace ratio but useless at tennis, people are like,

Starting point is 00:29:41 what else is cards? What else is aces? Cards. Yeah. But again, I like, what else is cards? What else is Aces? Cards. Yeah. But again, I like, has hands but can't clap royalty but can't rule. I think it would have taken me a little longer to get to cards with that.

Starting point is 00:29:53 Yeah, but it's good. Yeah, but it's good. I like that. Hey, it's an oldie but a goodie. I say oldie because it's from 2018, so it's good. Can we make a deck of cards where, well, we can't do it either. The three of us are in cable are almost incapable of posting a fully formed podcast so individuals and as a group we're capable of no things nothing. Can we reach out the bicycle and see if they'll make a deck of

Starting point is 00:30:20 cards for Heyrida Rittle. Can we reach out to an actual bicycle shop to see if they'll make a deck of cards for Hey, Ritter Roodle. Can we reach out to an actual bicycle shop to see if they will make a deck of cards for Hey, Ritter Roodle? Let's all for complicate this. I, okay, all I heard was keep writing poems to bicycles. And so I'm going to keep living my life in the exact same way that I've been living it for the past nine months. Nine months, you're pregnant? All right, we can hope. 9 months, your pregnant? Alright, we can hope. Okay.

Starting point is 00:30:47 The maiden, mother, and crone. Together they stand alone. What lies in between, it cannot be seen, except on the layers of stone. I didn't understand any of this. A grave stone. No, it is not a grave stone, it's a good guess. The maiden, mother, and crown together, they stand alone. What lies in between, it cannot be seen except

Starting point is 00:31:11 on the layers of stone. I'll be honest, this is hard for me to just like an electric fence, a bird sitting on eggs. Is it like the statue of Liberty, but her parents come over? It's like a don't like to see a scene. I like to see a scene too. I'm gonna be the statue of Liberty. Adults essentially calling it so it seems. And you're my two parents, and I'm like kind of embarrassed,

Starting point is 00:31:34 I feel like you're crowding me. Yeah, so that's the whole tour. So that's like, yeah. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, is that people who see men, wrote their names. It is a very beautiful place you have here, your sweetie. Sweetie is your arm hurting you Do you want put it down? No, I'm fine

Starting point is 00:31:51 Are you sure? It's okay. You don't have to impress us. We are very proud of the life we're built so self-indulge you think I'm trying to impress you Well, I mean, your father and I think that you see our life and that you're a little envious. I mean, we can tell you're envious. And yeah, you live in Europe. Cool! Well, you know, your mother and I, we want to help you, but you know, you're moving into a new place, we're like, what can we bring? And you're like, give us your poor, huddled masses. It's like, we've got money.

Starting point is 00:32:25 Do you need, do you need that kind of thing? Maybe we ought. Well, when I was first around, things were a little bit more hopeful. I was like, maybe things are going to be great. We're going to allow immigrants into the country with open arms, have some empathy for them, you know, understand them. But instead, it sort of became a hellhole nightmare.

Starting point is 00:32:42 Where the rich just get richer. To be clear, when we were first inviting immigrants and we were talking about the Irish in like, that's already like a little dicey, we really want to. But more than the only group of people you can make fun of. Oh, yes, I get it. Technically, I can make fun of a little bit of English people,

Starting point is 00:32:59 some German and a little Scottish. That's pretty much my whole deal. Scottish children, German children, English children, and Irish adults. And sweetie, your father and I are worried. You've been reading that same book for what seems like years and years and years. Okay, I have a favorite book, it's my comfort book. We didn't ever say anything, but yeah, we never see anything. It's never open, it's just clutch to your bus.

Starting point is 00:33:22 It's hard to concentrate with people in my head Also, dad if you can't make fun of people didn't you didn't add French people to that by the way You know French accent first of all you do not make fun of the French. That is a rule That is a rule. I don't make the rules, but that is a rule. I'm fine. I'm happy Yeah, this is a nightmare. Are you eating because are are you eating? To be clear, you look green. And you want green. You wear not green. I think this is a story, accurate.

Starting point is 00:33:50 When we last saw you, sauce. And in listen, no man is an island. Why do you isolate yourself out here like you should go into the city? I want to deal with New York traffic every day. I want to deal with the genderification that's happening. What car would you drive? That's mean, mom. I don't need that. You know what? Yeah, this is ridiculous And you need to lose high and also what is this about you changing your last name to Liberty?

Starting point is 00:34:16 Was Liberty Frankenstein? The food streams? Was that not a name that you were proud of? I just wanted to represent Liberty in the United States, but turns out Liberty doesn't exist, because people care more about the NRA than they care about their loved ones and human lives. I think Senators who have voted against gun control are murderers.

Starting point is 00:34:37 I, well, sweetie, I think people would maybe listen to you or take you more seriously if you weren't wearing a tiara, okay? Take that some of the data. Oh, okay. Take that the table. Oh, okay. Take that to the table. Okay. Wait, get that to you. You've worn that since you were three.

Starting point is 00:34:49 You're an adult now. Take off your little crown, okay? Okay, you're just jealous. Oh, beautiful for space. No, you did not have it. You did nothing. And I'm having a quick, quick, sweetie. Let's sing the French Natholeans.

Starting point is 00:35:05 Macarons. And the Stripe Shards. I have no problem singing the Irish one, but that is about as far as I will go. Seen. Oh, I never realized how weird the statue of Liberty is. Yeah, she's a beautiful thing now. She's a beautiful thing, Eric Keefe, 2021.

Starting point is 00:35:28 Ha, ha, ha. Well, speaking of 2021. Nope, nope, nope, we're doing the riddle. We're finishing this riddle. Everyone's trying to get out of it. Fine. The maiden mother and crone, together they stand alone. What lies in between, it cannot be seen,

Starting point is 00:35:41 except on the layers of stone. I think maybe layers of stone is the best way to get here. What are layers? Like a wall? No, layers of stone like a... Cemetery rocks. Yeah, yeah, basically like you can use... This is giving it away.

Starting point is 00:36:00 The answer to this riddle is something that you can read in layers of stone. Oh, dancer bones. Okay, so time. Yes, time. Time is the answer here. Yes. The maiden mother and crone. So young, you know, it's like this middle age and old, yeah, exactly. Together, they stand alone. What lies in between is the time. In between. I guess I never realized, Crone is just a term for an older woman. Yeah, I think that maybe it's one of those words that has changed over time to have more of a negative connotation to it. I've only heard it when someone's like,

Starting point is 00:36:37 like a 1940s comedy where Jack Lemons like, shut up, y'all's Crone. Yeah, so again, I don't know the etymology of the word, but I believe that. And words have the, you again, I don't know the etymology of the word, but I believe that. And words have the, you know, they go in and out and they'll have like negative etymologies for a long time and then they'll change based on culture. Don't explain words to me. Well, someone has to because you know fucking four of them.

Starting point is 00:36:59 So, well, what is the word break mean? Don't sing your kit-cat song. Give me a break. Here comes a break. We're gonna hear some ads and we'll be right back. Can I try something? I've always wanted to do this. Sure.

Starting point is 00:37:12 And then I'll do it on the other side, ready? And I proudly stand up. Let me be your hit, rick, rick, rick, rick. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Addle. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him.

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Starting point is 00:38:01 products that cut into time, all in in one place all on your terms? Hey, Otto come here come here. Hey, what's what's going on? I actually I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have any Thing that like is there like an online store like it set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace you can have custom merch? You can easily sell custom merchant create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money.

Starting point is 00:38:36 What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business

Starting point is 00:38:48 and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords or popular products and content on my prank website to prank the two of you. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace.

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Starting point is 00:39:44 I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way.

Starting point is 00:40:04 I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, they're never truly is a middle. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it's still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this?

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Starting point is 00:42:02 Who are we? I'm home. Who are we? I clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's JPC's birthday. And we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. And that is the app rocket money.

Starting point is 00:42:23 Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh? Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years, way before they were a sponsor,

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Starting point is 00:43:48 I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money.

Starting point is 00:43:56 I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money.

Starting point is 00:44:04 I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. I love you, Rugg and Money. Make it stuck in your head so easily. God bless the cruel ruler. All right, more reddles please. I'm hungry for them. Ha ha ha ha. All right, Aaron, you're hungry. Well, I've got a full meal's worth of riddles for you. Again, still from Robert still from 2018. Rapt and Scorn and Emo Black.

Starting point is 00:44:22 He towers with his massive hat. His voice arore his fingers knives. Few who he touches air survive. When scene approaching all birds scatter, and grass he breathes on becomes flatter. Petulence. Rap to Scorn and Emo Black. Aaron, you are close. He towers with his massive hat. Aaron, what did you say? A tornado. It's going in emo black. Aaron, you are close. He towers with his massive hat.

Starting point is 00:44:46 Aaron, what did you say? A tornado. Oh, is it Abraham? My mother Abraham. Who making my fingers? Okay. Well, we have to see a scene. Man, so don't say shit like that,

Starting point is 00:44:57 because then we have to see a scene. So we are all going to be. So, you know, of course, they were worried about Abraham Lincoln, possibly being assassinated in the war. So they got a bunch of body doubles for him and so we are all coming to audition as body doubles for Abraham Lincoln Next next one in please Well, that would be me. Oh, how tall are you? Well, that's you know a bit of a note of contention. Now I know I'm going up for Abraham Lincoln.

Starting point is 00:45:32 Uh, I'm five-one. Oh. Soak it wet. And I'm sorry, how tall is your hat? Okay, I'm glad, you got a good eye on you. So, my hat's two and a half feet tall It's why I'm not really moving my neck and why my neck muscles are humongous because I have to keep this hat Balance constantly all day, but I made out of because it does seem to be a bit of a struggle

Starting point is 00:46:00 Sure, well, I got a brother who's he's got a concrete business. I'm doing him a favor So it's it honestly I I'm out of work. I would love the job go the north by the way I don't know if that yes go the north colors your colors your opinion to me at all I'm a big big big Union stand. Yeah. How do you think the north is gonna do this season? I mean I know that they're favored in the conference, but you know sometimes with the in in March You know the madness can... Yeah, I know. ...for some upsets, but I love the North it's favored to win this year.

Starting point is 00:46:30 It's cousin against cousin, it's brother against brother. I really hope it works out the best for the North, but you know, if the North loses, if the North loses, my bracket is fucked. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that'll bust your bracket. So I'm taking this as, I'm gonna get the call back. Okay, yeah. Oh, yeah, that'll bust your bracket. So I'm taking this as

Starting point is 00:46:46 I'm gonna get I'm gonna get the call back. Okay. Thank you for your time. Thank you I'll next next in four score and through the door. Please who's this? Hey, I'm Kid Lincoln. I'm three Three-day. I got lots of moxie and I love to have fun. My hat is three times my size I love to have fun! My hat is three times my size! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Someone's been working.

Starting point is 00:47:09 Someone's been rehearsing their intro in the waiting room. Have I? Well, I've been out there a while, and I was getting nervous. Bada, bada, bada, bada, bada. Well, clearly, your ear was to the door, because you knew the exact questions I would ask and answered them before I could say anything.

Starting point is 00:47:23 Four, score, and seven minutes ago, I was waiting out there and he's dropping. I like this kid Lincoln. Kid Lincoln, your name sounds like you probably have a song in your heart. Can you sing it? Do I ever? Well, I'm the 16th president and nothing rhymes with president. I love to have a dad stop. Sorry, dad stop. Resident. Presidents. Oh, no. Oh, I messed up.

Starting point is 00:47:52 Hey, messed up. My mom. Hey, is it too late for the audition? No, come on in. What's your name? My name's Gabriam Stinken. I'm two one. My hat's a name.

Starting point is 00:48:00 Toyle. Guys, you know what's really sad? Kid Lincoln is the one who was actually shot. Yeah, they got they got kid Lincoln and Abraham Lincoln he's had fucking Costa Rica right now sip it we We Aaron remember this character because we got to bring back kid Lincoln. Oh you very funny came way too naturally to me I need to maybe get a two old tune up from my therapist. There should be a- And you're circling it with weather and tornado, by the way.

Starting point is 00:48:28 Mm, lightning, thunder, rain. Yes, it's a thunderstorm. It is a thunderstorm. I feel like much like a muppet baby. So there should be a cartoon that's just all the kid presidents. Oh, God. Wow, yeah, I'd love to see the origin of how racist and corrupt they are.

Starting point is 00:48:44 Okay. When your country looks kind of weird, and you wish that you were there. Cheers once that. Which one's that? Probably, probably, probably, probably. Okay, another riddle, still from Robert. Yes. Like wit, I can cut iron skinned like your gut with each man's life a dance on this knife. What's this now? Like wit, I can cut iron skinned like your gut with each man's life a dance on this knife. Did Robert watch the lighthouse

Starting point is 00:49:25 starring Willem Dafoe, 30 times in a row, and then write these fucking convoluted riddles? Well, it's 2018. It were last words. 2018, so he must have written the lighthouse because I've assumed he got like, you know, it's a speck and a guy casts around and the studio's where it takes the wording of this.

Starting point is 00:49:40 So wild. Like, wit, I can cut. So it's like a little man dancing on a knife, what was this? I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys.

Starting point is 00:49:50 I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys.

Starting point is 00:49:58 I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. I'm worried of these guys. again, I don't know like a fucking potato. What if they were all time? You just like shadowed out loud time. So yeah, it's like someone's like last words or like.

Starting point is 00:50:10 So yeah, so so it's it's a little more literal than that. This one is he Robert has switched back into the world of the literal with a dance on this knife. I would say like it's a night knife is a good description of what this knife. I would say like, it's a, knife, knife is a good description of what this is. If you saw this and you said that's a knife, you wouldn't technically be wrong. But would the response be this is a knife? Yeah, it's a spoon.

Starting point is 00:50:36 That's not my wife. This is my wife. Is that fun? Is that so? It can cut like wet, it's iron skinned like your gut with each man's life a dance on this knife. How do they know about my gut? Is iron skinned like your gut?

Starting point is 00:50:53 That seems like I'm like the answer is me. What I don't understand that part. Wait, to a narcissist the answer's always me. If you're a hammer the whole world looks like a nail man. So yeah I guess with each man's life a dance on this knife this is like a knife that holds someone's life in their hands basically. I think it's sort of damn a scalpel. Scalpel?

Starting point is 00:51:23 Yes Aaron that is correct. I didn't mean to say needle. I meant to say scalpel and I'm really embarrassed. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh a little tired. And then JPC, you're the head surgeon and you realize that maybe you use the wrong tool for something. The neck bones connected to the stomach bone, the stomach bones connected to the feet. Jerry, Jerry, I swear to God, next surgery, I'm picking the music. Okay, I'm just, I'm so tired, I need something to keep. Oh my God. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:03 This is eight hours in and we are, okay. Let's, you know what? We focus up. Let's focus up. it. Oh my god. Yeah, this is eight hours in and we are Okay, let's you know what we focus up. Let's focus up. Okay. Let's let's finish this off I feel like we're really coming around a corner you Shall be coming around the corner when we cut when we cut Cherry yeah, yes Ben. I think I am Missing a tool. Oh wait, your tool CD? Yeah, did you borrow my tool CD? We'll talk about this later.

Starting point is 00:52:33 But I really do want that CD back, I have to. Well, you're not a... You're not a tool fan. Sing me one tool song. Leave that blade in my hands in my hands again. No. No? Yeah, you know, I took a guess.

Starting point is 00:52:50 That's fuel, I believe. I may be. I always talk to the hemorrhages. Well, seeing if hemorrhage, well, oh, oh, oh, oh. Cut it right in time. Okay, so, so, Jerry, you know how we're trying to get our side business off the ground as well, but we're both respected surgeons. Ice cream. I think I're both respected surgeons ice cream

Starting point is 00:53:05 I think I may have left my ice cream scoop Inside of this man. Oh, no. What can we use that as a flavor? Oh No, that's an idea. Okay, we're just like it falling here. Yeah, just like that person got Visora tumbling guts mint Okay, well we're good. Viscera, vanilla? Okay. I'll get you tying it to...

Starting point is 00:53:28 Ooh, I've been awake for several minutes. Shhh. Hi. Hi. Hi. You're dreaming. Okay, good, because I just... See, someone tool song.

Starting point is 00:53:40 Oh. See, you're dreaming. Uh-huh, you're dreaming. Yeah, you're awake. If you're awake, you'd know too. Please don't do mint. That's gross. What?

Starting point is 00:53:50 Mint chocolate chip is one of the best flavors of that time. It's the only place it works. While you're awake in the middle of the surgery, would you like any surgery samples? We'll do tiny surgeries on you with little pink spurs. I know this is going to sound so crazy, but I normally have like a vanilla or a chocolate or like a peanut butter craving. Do you have any like lemony? Yeah, we have lemony snippet which is Snickers in lemon. Oh god. I'd love to try that Yeah, of course, and what's your name? Just so when we make a flavor? We can honor you. What's your name?

Starting point is 00:54:22 Kid John F. Kennedy J.F. Crunch. Kennedy? Pfft. J.F. Crunch? J.F. K. Kid. Uh, JFK. JFK, no, we call it JFK, and it stands for Uh, Jelly? French fries ketchup. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee See, uh, guys with the key. Is that a tool song? That's the key. In your two legs, you gave God a bad name.

Starting point is 00:54:50 Aaron got the answer to that one that was Scalpel. So we're going on. We're going on to the next one. What building is the heaviest on a Sunday? A church. Hey, we were just talking about ice cream. Now we're talking about Sunday. What building is the heaviest on a adult? You are correct. It is church because of the extra mass.

Starting point is 00:55:10 Oh, I like that one. This is the church. See, I like that one. This is the steeple, open the door, and see all the people. I remember that. I don't go to church anymore. This is the church. This is the people. Look at the perfect. Looking at everyone through that. Uh-oh. Oh, take that communion, yes.

Starting point is 00:55:31 A fun thing about our last live show is we talked about God and made fun of God so much. We even had a scene where God wanted people to walk in to see him pooping. And my friend who's becoming a Jesuit priest, he's so nice, he was like, I'm going to watch this. And I'm going gonna watch this in the main space of where all the priests sang out. So Jesuits priests are not totally going for like buying what we're selling, they thought some of it was funny.

Starting point is 00:55:57 They thought the Noah's Eve was funny, but. That's good. Yeah. And Jesuit is when an evil clown takes over Jesus' body. All right, Now we've completely eviscerated any relationship. Look, I'll say this. If I'm not making Jesuit pre-slap, I don't know what I'm doing, because that's my target audience.

Starting point is 00:56:14 So if I can't win them over, I really have some stuff to rethink. Speaking of stuff that we have to think about, let's go on and do another one of these riddles. Here we go. Okay, hold on. I will say we've crossed the threshold where we do have to honorarily name Robert a part of the Hayriter Rill team because this is so many riddles that they've written that they write them or just send them to us. These are all originals that they've tested out on their friends. Robert, this rules and so you are an honorary member. That doesn't mean you get any say in our podcast.

Starting point is 00:56:45 You get no money. And in fact, if you try and legally claim you were part of it, we'll delete this episode. But enjoy it. Well, let's start in the fucking trash. No, you know what? I think we should revisit this contract. No, that's, this is a, this whole podcast is now a Robert's

Starting point is 00:57:00 Rules podcast, which means that we're going with Robert's rules order of parliamentary procedures. I barely remember Robert's Rules podcast, which means that we're going with Robert's Rules order of parliamentary procedures. I barely remember Robert's Rules. It's like the floor scenes time to a... Ooh boy. Sounds like a kid show. Hey, speaking of kid shows, why did the hacker break into the brewery? So now we're getting to these type of riddles, which I applaud you because we're in 142 episodes,

Starting point is 00:57:24 so this is exactly what we're getting into now. Why did the hacker break into the brewery? Yes, because it's the yeast he could do. Oh my God, okay. Okay, hacker. I don't think you're gonna get this one, so I will entertain a little more of these, Adel. Okay.

Starting point is 00:57:39 Isn't like hacker short or? He tried to rise to the occasion. Interesting. Okay, that one's a the occasion. Interesting. Okay, that one's holding. It's like hacker shore type of beer or hacker. Oh, I don't know, maybe. I think that- Doe, you wanted to make some extra dough.

Starting point is 00:57:58 I think, so I think, let's see, did Robert say anything about there? Robert might have like a job in technology that would allow Robert to have a understanding of this pun. I think that maybe he was a programmer or the like that. Yeah, I know the answer. He was looking for a USB port. Love Stark beers. These are all good. I like I'm looking computer, computer plus brewery pun is very good to me. IPA, IP, IP, IP, ISP, edit that pervist the prider.

Starting point is 00:58:37 Oh, God, I got it. Oh, Aaron's got it. Aaron, you have it. I want to got it. I got it. Oh Aaron's got it And you have want to get it. Oh well, I will say I think that it's probably Unlikely that the two of you get this so he didn't want a wine Okay, I forget it a brewery Aaron's This is beer so I know but that's what I'm saying. That's why he didn't want a wine He didn't want a wine so that's why the hacker broke into them she was smart the whole time okay oh my god all right so when it's the plot we need hacker and brewery we need computer and and beer she was a secret genius

Starting point is 00:59:22 Secret genius! What? Wow! What? You're grandpa! You're telling me? She was a secret genius to Hulk! Huh? Yeah, that was 150 episodes of Hey Riddle Riddle. Now go back to sleep. You hook me up for this? He could barley contain himself. why did the hacker break it? So I'll give you the answer guys,

Starting point is 00:59:48 because I, it's again, it might be a little difficult to do this one. Why did the hacker break into the brewery to get root access? What's this? Yeah, it doesn't matter. No, you know what? I think a lot of our listeners will really love that, but we just are not smart enough, except the seat

Starting point is 01:00:06 Regina's. I want to see you sing. We do well with computer programmers. I want to see you sing. JPC, you own and operate a brewery. Aaron, you come in to, you're the only person in the brewery that's been there for a long time. You come in to taste the little sample,

Starting point is 01:00:21 and you realize that everything that's being served is just a root beer. Wow, it's so nice in here. Wow. Hi. Hello. Hello. I'm Galin welcome to Brewtoberfest, which is a play on October fest. By the way, everything on the board is on tap and then we have our four seasonal specialties over here. Let me know if there's anything that I can get you. I would like a flight of all your favorite things. I'm, I'm planning a wedding and I don't know much.

Starting point is 01:00:55 I'm more of a wine girl myself, so I wanted to just get to know. I will give you the entire experience. We will start here. This is obviously a brew that is not for everyone. This is one of our IPA, stands for Imperial Pale Ale. It's gonna be a very, very, happy brew. And this one, you're gonna get gentle hints

Starting point is 01:01:14 of some fruit wildflowers and a little bit of root beer. So here you go. What? Try that. Now, if it's happier than you want, it's got a pretty strong taste. I'm swirling it like wine. See, I don't know. Just down the hatch. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:29 Okay. I like it. How do you like that? This tastes like a sleepover in 1999. I feel like I'm about to watch Spice World 2 times in one night. Okay. That's also very strong. If you want something, you know, a little lighter in the alcohol content, we can go down here. Now, this is a port, so this is gonna be a little darker,

Starting point is 01:01:46 a little richer. It's gonna have earthier tones, hints of root beer, and it's also going to have like a big, an ex-finished, nice flavorful, fruity finish. Here you go, try that. And I'm tasting it. Wow.

Starting point is 01:01:59 This tastes like rock bottom and more ways than one. Tastes like the restaurant, tastes like not good. Don't like this one very much. What's next? So this is a wallet. Hard to hear something like that. All the second one and I've got so many. No, I have a terrible palette. I've been burning it off with wine.

Starting point is 01:02:20 I'm sorry to bother you. This is my dad. He's a little old-fashioned. My name's uh, Bark Simpson. I'm a son and I just need to let you know this is all root beer. There's no there's no alcohol content in any of this. Oh, I know. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, good. Um, I'm marrying. My fiance is one of the, um, what is the briars? He's a briar. Is that the name? Yeah, the silver can. He's a briars. Oh, what's a briar? Is that like a regional root being that no one's ever fucking heard of?

Starting point is 01:02:57 Yeah, what the fuck? Hold on. Um, do you mean he's like an A and W? Or do you mean he's like, no? No, I don't. I mean that he's looking at W or do you mean he's like, no? No, I don't. I mean that he's a bar. I mean, I be a bar. Oh, a bar. A bar. A bar.

Starting point is 01:03:11 A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar.

Starting point is 01:03:19 A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. A bar. your jeans, your jeans. I used to date the heir for mug root beer and barks. I fell in love with it. So I'm marrying into a root beer family. Just telling him he's famous. See. Yeah, well, that guy's first telling everything. There's nothing there's nothing more satisfying on a hot day than

Starting point is 01:03:40 a iced mug of root beer. And I stand by that. Root beers, my favorite drink. How do you feel about a root beer float? Delicious. I love root beer float. I've been having. Delicious. I love the Oli Pop root beer drink. It's like a prebiotic, it's really good for your tummy.

Starting point is 01:04:00 It's, and they make like sodas that don't hurt your stomach as much. And the best flavor is far and away a root beer. But to have that with a little bit of ice cream is like an excellent root beer float. I've never heard of them. Did they not advertise on podcasts? If you're listening to this and you have any connection to what is a good

Starting point is 01:04:16 one. Allie Poppins, so good. I so stand by that brand. I love it. Send us an email. Send us an email, guys. Yeah, also if you're listening and this, this is a big leap if you are, but briars root beer, if you're out there, please send us an email.

Starting point is 01:04:30 And this again, this is a huge leap, but if you're out there and you're listening and you are a magic spoon, I don't know why it's a shot in the dark. I don't think you advertise much on podcasts. I hear you're going every single but. All right. You guys ready for this next one? Yes, please. Ro're going every single bite. Okay. All right. You guys ready for this next one? Yes, please. Root access was that one.

Starting point is 01:04:49 What part of a church is never the same? Oh, I like this one. Again, Robert's giving us some wordplay here. The confessional. Okay, what's the wordplay? You tell me chief. You tell me tough guy, huh? A big boy was the, what's the word play? Is it the pew?

Starting point is 01:05:07 Oh my god, you guys are gonna fight. Oh my god. This is the first fight. We've ever had in here at a rental. Wow, they're fighting they're fighting If I can just go out of these ropes I'd fight you All right, I'm untying both of your ropes and go Just get my part of the road this go. Hello. Ah, ah, ah, ah, just get my part through the sweater. I don't know where the whole rope is. Alright, I'm helping you fix that and go. Oh, it dogs looking my face.

Starting point is 01:05:31 I have to stop and let it. Oh god, yeah, here it goes. Hi boy. Is it like, oh, I'm scared. They're really fighting. Uh, yeah, I don't know if I'm fighting it's just looking at each other's face like a dog. Yep.

Starting point is 01:05:44 Alright, parts of a church. What part of a church is never the same? It's word play. It's a pun. It's kind of fun. Okay, and it's not mass again. So, what part of a church is never the same? So here are the parts of a church I know.

Starting point is 01:05:54 I know the P you I know the confessional. I know the altar. Alter. Alter. Oh, alter D. Go. Yeah, it's the altar because it's always altered. God, I, you guys have made me laugh so hard in this podcast and I've laughed so hard in my time in Chicago,

Starting point is 01:06:11 but no laugh has ever come close to a church laugh. Watching alter boys fuck up in various different ways at church on Sunday is where comedy lives. Comedy explodes out from those moments. It's so good. Watching a tiny little altar boy trying to get a huge gold cross into the, like where it belongs. He's like, whoa, whoa.

Starting point is 01:06:33 What's the thing where they have like, it's like a big old metal chain and then it ends with like a ball of potpourri and they have to light it on fire and then swing it around. A bracelet. A bracelet about. And that's, I mean, they put incense in that, right? And then they just, they swing around and it kind of like,

Starting point is 01:06:48 I think it's for it's, casting away demons. Yeah, I think a tetherball thing too. We can't. We'll never see that in like the exercises. Churches are weird, religions weird. Hey, is it, an airplane food is also an interesting topic. Once the deal with religions another Okay, we have to finish out this basically it's a Robert Rural's episode

Starting point is 01:07:10 So we got to finish out Robert's riddles which flower will always be found in a regular horizontal arrangements Which flower will always be found in a regular horizontal a Robert loves word play so it's a flower No regular horizontal or Robert loves word play. So it's a flower. No regular horizontal arrangement. I was a secret genius the whole time. Is this like white flower like it's a cake? No. That's what I just said. She was a secret genius the whole time. That's what Aaron just said. It was incorrect. Oh weird. That's like if I named myself barks and then Aaron said barks Turn about fair play Only had barks ruby or Christmas am I aunt Jane's? Don't blame your Jane

Starting point is 01:07:58 She's the best which she has the biggest box next item all the by the way will always be found in a regular horizontal Arrangements What would you call like regular horizontal arrangements? She called it back. That's regular horizontal arrangement. Sounds like what approved in 1930 called sex. I'm getting it wrong. It's time for our regular horizontal arrangements up the stairs we go to the, what flower? So flower, okay, so, uh, Rose, Lily. Yes, Lily, Rose. Rose. Rose, it's Rose and Rose, like Rose,

Starting point is 01:08:33 horizontal arrangements, R-O-W-S, and Rose, R-O-S-D. Oh. Robert, like, of the word play. Okay, here's the last one. I really like that one. This is Robert's last riddle of this email. Thank you, Robert. Thank you, Robert. Thank you, Robert.

Starting point is 01:08:46 You're the date set of good time. What is the common biological action when the digits on your feet hold on? Oh man, I think that there may be like a misprint in this, but we'll read it as is and we'll play ball on the field. What is the common biological action when the digits on your feet to make reptile noises?

Starting point is 01:09:07 Talon. This is a common biological action and it is also when the digits on your feet make reptile noises. Point. Yes. Okay. Yes. His my pants. Digits on your digits on your feet. Toes.

Starting point is 01:09:24 And yours. His toes. Uh, digits on your digits on your feet. Toes. His toes. And yours. His toes, right to me. No, your toes. How would you call it? What would you say that? My toes. My toes.

Starting point is 01:09:32 His. My toes. My toes. My toes. My toes. My toes. My toes. My toes.

Starting point is 01:09:40 My toes. My toes. My toes. My toes. My toes. My us. Oh God. Well, how would you be? It doesn't matter. Sorry. I'm sitting Chris Cross.

Starting point is 01:09:52 Abba's awesome. The toilet. My to see us cross. I love it. It was a genius. The whole time. He was a genius. The whole time. Okay. Well, thank you so much for your email, Robert, and thank you so much for those riddles. We love you.

Starting point is 01:10:09 Now. Can you make this episode be she was a genius the whole time? Aaron, if I remember, it will absolutely be the bitch. Oh yeah. And now it comes to my favorite part of the episode. And it's the part where I check in with my fellow co-host about what's going on in their life. And if they have anything in particular

Starting point is 01:10:23 that they would just like to tell the world about, Aaron, do you have anything that you would like to plug? I would like to plug my Instagram, Aaron Keefe 10 on Instagram. And I love to go on podcasts, and I'll try to fit going on a couple more before I leave, but there'll be like two months where I can't. But then starting back in July,

Starting point is 01:10:44 I'll be able to go on more. But just as it heads up, I won't be able to do much may through June, because that's when I'll be moving. Would you like to ask anyone else if they would like to? Well, yes. Adel, would you like to plug something? Yes, please.

Starting point is 01:11:00 I would like to plug a podcast I was recently on called Concept Podcast. I was on there to talk about the song Monster Wrap by Bobby Borers Pickett. Okay. So please check that out. Also, as always, please check out, you have a few more weeks to check out

Starting point is 01:11:15 Hey Tavern Tavern on Stitcher Premium. If you use the code Magic, I believe you get four months free. There's seven episodes. I believe six or so are out now, so you can listen to them all, binge them all, and then do what you will. So check out Hey Tavern Tavern on Stitcher Premium. And you see, we have a couple of months left.

Starting point is 01:11:30 It's not going away, is it? It's not going away. Did I say a couple of months left? I mean, a couple episodes left. There's seven total. It's gonna live there. It's gonna live there. It'll be there.

Starting point is 01:11:40 You said four months, which, that sounds like a long time for a promo. No, I'm sorry. JVC, is there anything else you'd like to correct? None of this matters. No, I have two quick things to plug. One of them is a joke, one of them is real. The first one, which is the joke one.

Starting point is 01:11:53 I want to plug my new Instagram. It's Aaron Teeth Kin. And what it is, is it is just pictures of Ken dolls that I've superimposed Aaron's teeth onto. It's one of the most horrific nightmares that you've ever seen in your life. I will. Why am I so attracted to all of them?

Starting point is 01:12:09 I don't know. I don't know. Here's what I'll say. I won't actually make this Instagram. And I beg of you, please do not make this Instagram. Just don't. If you want to squad on it just so it no one else does it, I'm happy with that, but please don't make this Instagram.

Starting point is 01:12:22 The other thing that I would like to plug, I've been getting into the 5.4 podcast. It's a podcast about why and how much the Supreme Court sucks. I cannot recommend this podcast enough. It is a kind of just a depressing misery of really some pretty awful Supreme Court decisions over time, but the 5.4 podcast, give it a listen, I really enjoy it.

Starting point is 01:12:39 Can I just say that sucks? I stood in line all day downtown to try and get Supreme Court. I know it's like a limited release. You know, regular court is fine, but Supreme Court with that logo is just like so fresh and so sweet. And I wanted to try and flip it for some money, but... And what's the difference between regular and Supreme? It's like pepperoni, green pepper... Ugh! I'm in.

Starting point is 01:12:59 And Jupiter. Good bye. Forever. Perfect. Now hold on Aaron, you say Jupiter, I say bye forever. Good bye! Perfect. Now hold on Aaron, you say Jupiter I say bye forever. Stupid, say it.

Starting point is 01:13:07 Bye forever. No. You're a bad jerk calling. Casey, don't need to be editing. Now are you parod in the music video? Focal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily DeBoris. You're a bad jerk calling. You're a bad jerk calling.

Starting point is 01:13:15 You're a bad jerk calling. Casey, don't need to be editing. Now are you parod in the music video? Focal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily DeBoris. Focal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily DeBoris. Focal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily DeBoris. Focal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily DeBoris. Focal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily DeBoris.

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Hey Riddle Riddle - #142: She Was a Secret Genius

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