Hey Riddle Riddle - #143: Candle Store

Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a head gum podcast. And Mr. Indiana, would you mind stepping forward please and announce your name? Um, thank you so much and just want to say, it's an honor to be indoors. My name is JPC and I am your 2021 Mr. Indiana. And what will you be doing for the talent portion? For the talent portion, I will be slow cooking. Well, I'm sorry, slow cooking will be being done in the next room. I will be watching a football game. Oh

Starting point is 00:01:06 Beautiful, I won't see that occasionally. I will ask for someone to get me another beer. Uh-huh I it will be a single person. I'll just try to be like yelling into the kitchen area and you feel like this best represents Indiana Um, I will take my question in the form of horsey sauce Let's move over to Miz. Massachusetts. What is your name? Hi, I just wanted to say it is an honor to be outdoors. And thank you for coming to us live from an open field.

Starting point is 00:01:38 What is your name? My name is Aaron Keefe and I am honored to be 2021's Miss Massachusetts. Well of course, thank you for being that and what will you be doing for the town portion? I'm so glad you asked. I'll be throwing a Duncan ice coffee at my ex-boyfriends, new girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, new girlfriends. And you feel like this represents Massachusetts? Because that's a Massachusetts hug. Throwing an iced coffee at someone in the snow. Thanks for having me. Well, thanks for being here.

Starting point is 00:02:09 And let's go ahead and see the results. The winner of your person of the States 2021 is... I'm Adora Fai. I'm JPC. And did I win? And you won, Aaron. Yeah, one, I won. Isn't she, person?

Starting point is 00:02:26 Isn't she human shape? She's style and she's grace. She is human shaped. There she is. So it is. Walking so fast. Slow down please. You dropped your phone.

Starting point is 00:02:45 What's up guys? I will say, one of my favorite things in the world is the song that the announcer has to say once someone wins a beauty pageant. We need to bring that back for every award show. Some awards at Grammy. You know, the person's like, and the winner is, do a leapa other than like, hey is do a leap uh they're like hey do a

Starting point is 00:03:05 leap uh they should also be for sports so like during the Super Bowl it's like Brady Throeser Grandcast gets a catcher to score touch down they just completed on the promise they made yeah I'm glad to make this world series

Starting point is 00:03:26 I love you always forever Say it again small step for man Won't you leap for mankind fly me to the moon Zood all right. We could make the world more fun Just take our suggestions world I love it To start inserting songs into more celebrations Cause aren't songs celebrations I mean isn't that what this whole thing is all about

Starting point is 00:03:55 Songs are just rhyming celebrations when you think about it Set to music Um, so we took a little break before we recorded this episode. And while we were on the break, I got a call from my mom. And first of all, she wanted to say that she loved the sweater episode. She said she was cooking while she was listening to it and she was laughing out loud.

Starting point is 00:04:15 And the second thing she said, because I told her I was sitting in my closet about to record Hey, Rolabrittle, she went, oh, just like high school. And I went just like, what? And she said, don't you remember that any time you had a big project or paper, you would sit in your closet and you would write it on the floor of your closet?

Starting point is 00:04:30 And I went, oh yeah. So, wow. I'm back in my closet. Thank God I was gonna, I thought you had another podcast named Hey Real Rital in high school. No, yeah, I didn't have a podcast yet in high school because that was barely a thing. And that's what we call a repressed memory. I know I was like, oh, God, she was like, yeah,

Starting point is 00:04:54 you would just like start crying and be angry that you had to do it. And then you just sit in the floor of your closet and then write it out on like legal pad and then go type of downstairs. And I was like, ooh, I had 80 HD. I always did. And I always will. I got overstimulated very easily. Trama, it's coming back to her. Did you have a walking closet growing up? No, I had a tiny, I had two very small closets in my room on either side of my desk. And I would sit in one of them and get my work done. It's adorable. I know, but I forgot about it and I was like, wow, I came back.

Starting point is 00:05:29 The house that I lived in when I was like in elementary school was this, it was a huge house and it was like built in the turn of the century. So like everything was like, you know, like thick original wooden doors and stuff and it was, it was haunted. It was haunted as shit. It was a fixer upper and it was my single mom with three boys. So we didn't really do a lot of fixing up but it was a big, big house and they had like big closets in all the rooms.

Starting point is 00:05:54 And I had a, it was like a, it was like kind of a walk, it wasn't really a walk in closet but it was a closet you could walk into because it was like you would look, you would open the door and there would be like, you know, a hanging bar, but then to the right of it, you could like walk a few steps into it and there were like shelves in the closet. And I remember one time, I had a Game Boy and I had Pokemon Red or no, I had Pokemon Blue on my on my Game Boy and my new, my little brother was staying home sick and I knew he was going to try to play my Game Boy. So I went into my like into that little step into the closet and I hit it under some, like, old clothes and blankets and, like, a box. And when it got home, I raced to that closet. And there was my game boy,

Starting point is 00:06:34 and I opened it up and I turned it on. My whole Pokemon file had been deleted and there was a level seven Bulbasaur named Jackalbumb. And it maybe the Madison ever been because I was like he must have jug up this entire fucking closet to try to find that game. I had to have that's brutal. I will say when I was a kid I thought I think this is universal. I thought the closet was like the most clever hiding place where anytime I had something where I'm like I didn't want my sister to see or something, I would put it in my closet and be like, I know if she sees this, she'll take it or she'll read it first or whatever it is. And I feel like any parent who's curious what your kids up to walk into a closet,

Starting point is 00:07:13 you're gonna find a whole world. I think that's what- Nope, that's amateur hour. Let me tell you where to hide shit. Under your mattress, you're gonna hide you under your mattress. Well, basically this only applies to clothes you've stolen from a sister. Here are going to hide your mattress. Basically, this only applies to clothes you've stolen

Starting point is 00:07:25 from a sister. Here are some, you go ahead. And immigrants saving up to buy a new future. Yeah, I think they deserve so much better than where I hid my sister's clothes. In between drawers, if that's a possibility for you, inside of a board game that you've outgrown. Let's see where else under paint cans in in your basement because you know your dad's probably not going to paint anything for a while inside of just like basically anywhere where your dad keeps tools inside a holiday Christmas or Halloween decoration bin that is way out of season. I'm gonna give a little I'm gonna give a little tip and this is something I've

Starting point is 00:08:04 never done but I just thought of because Aaron those are all phenomenal hiding places. Is I'm gonna say kids if you're listening and you're you know young enough to want to hide stuff um start taping it to the ceiling. Think about the last time you walked into the room. Did you look up at the ceiling? Absolutely not. Nobody works for like pot but that's not gonna work for a full pair of Abercrombie and Fitch jeans and a pole. Try and see. Try and see. So as an adult, I have a hiding place thing.

Starting point is 00:08:31 So I was, I wrote Mariah a, like a love note and I was, and I told her I was like, I'm going to hide it in a place that you will find it, but you will never find it if you try to look for it. Okay. I'm so sorry. I have to imagine, this is classic JPC. My brain is trying to think how your brain thinks. It's trying to, although it's always one step behind.

Starting point is 00:08:54 If you say, I wrote you a love note, and you'll never find it. To me, when it comes time to give it, you're gonna take out a guitar and go, ooh. I was going on a trip, and so I was leaving my house, gonna take out a guitar and go, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo put it inside of spaghetti has one of those airtight containers where we keep her dog food. I put it inside of spaghetti's container knowing that the next day she would go to feed spaghetti and then she would find the note. But she's never, she was never gonna look there. And I was like, this is the perfect hiding place. This is great. And then she was like,

Starting point is 00:09:35 hey, I found that love note you had that you left me in the dog's food. And I was like, oh, you're right. Maybe that wasn't, maybe that wasn't the best. Wait a second. I didn't totally Romantic I really accomplished one of the goals I love how you're like I started that thought but I didn't finish that thought I began it I found your love note when I was breaking apart our dog shit Thank you so much. Wow beautiful. You hit it in the plastic bag I found your love note when I was breaking a part of our dog shit. Thank you so much.

Starting point is 00:10:06 Wow, beautiful. You hit it in the plastic bag that I cleaned the shit up with. You just unlocked a memory I forgot I had. Oh, I love it. This is trauma. Trauma, good job. Trauma, good job. With a couple of my college gal pals, we were at a thrift store for something buying Halloween costumes and we found these like kind of creepy Victorian baby shoes

Starting point is 00:10:29 and We it started like a couple years long Battle of hiding them in each other's homes and just waiting for them to find it and they go But sort of with the hopes of someone else will find it like they'll have a date over and they'll pull something out of their closet in a baby, a Victorian baby she will fall out. And we did that for years and I don't know who has them. One of them could be in my home right now and I don't even know. That's outstanding.

Starting point is 00:10:54 I should text my friend Melissa, she might know where they are. Well, that feels like the reminds me of the sign filled episode. Didn't they have something they kept hiding somewhere? They'd play somewhere? I can't remember. I've only seen one sign filled. One long time ago. It's been a long time ago. It is such a fun game though.

Starting point is 00:11:06 I do recommend if you have some Victorian baby shoes or a dog or like a forbidden painting, do that with your friends. It's a very fun time. JPC, your Game Boy story is like the Shakespearean version of having siblings. Like the emotional stakes of every part of that is like the most I have sibling story.

Starting point is 00:11:28 You knowing that you needed to hide it, you kind of being a dick for hiding it in the first place. Oh yeah, I think that's nice. Him finding it. For a sibling, the most unforgivable sin, because city has done this to me, the most unforgivable sin is erasing somebody's save point. I think that is unsurpassable.

Starting point is 00:11:43 What about destroying someone's confidence? What about that? No, it just matters. Well, that doesn't matter, Aaron, but what Adel and I are talking about is a video game and you can't get that back. It would take 10 hours. It's hard to do. Well, did you ever forgive your brother?

Starting point is 00:11:59 Sounds like no. Well, and no, I mean, honestly, in siblings, that was, I did shit to my older siblings do I remember when like PlayStation games you could like they all were on like CDs essentially one time I scratched up the back of a CD that PlayStation game that my brother wanted to play my I think was my older brother wanted to play I Because he had done some shit to me. Yeah, oh that's brutal. I mean siblings Yeah. Ooh, that's brutal.

Starting point is 00:12:22 I mean, siblings, basically, we only ever did brutal shit to each other's video games because that's where we knew we could get them. That's Amy burning Joe's book and little women. It's my least favorite part of that book is when she takes her sister's manuscript that she's been writing by candlelight and throws it into the fire because she's jealous.

Starting point is 00:12:41 Yeah, my favorite part is when she dies. Oh, Beth dies though. Yeah, Beth does die in a solo without the window. Shit, sorry guys. Mine is when Bob Odin Kirk comes in. Oh yeah, oh my God. But if, yeah, any younger sibling can relate to Amy throwing that book.

Starting point is 00:12:57 It's the, you did the 21st century version of that, which is scratching a PlayStation. All right. Speaking of burning books, we do have to get to some riddles. Let's go ahead and start some warm-up riddles. I'm your old man, Puzzles. Here's our first warm-up riddle. Oh, shit, we still do these on this podcast.

Starting point is 00:13:14 Well, sometimes we're slowly trying to insert other content. We're living in a post-sweater episode world at also. It's, you never know what will happen. So it's an an exciting time to be alive I'll have to say that I feel more energized going what could happen it's a buzz in the air what do an island and the letter T having common oh I hate this I remember what this show is I hate surrounded by what do an island and a leather tea have in common? Yes, what do an island and a leather tea have in common?

Starting point is 00:13:52 They're both better with ice and you better bring your cocoa. Hahaha. The leather tea. My mom once met, I don't know, Ward's ceremony, she met iced tea and cocoa and cocoa complimented my mom's dress and my mom to this day. Well, every single time I see her, she brings up that story. She's like, wow.

Starting point is 00:14:14 That's my dress. That's so nice. Yeah, and iced tea post for a picture with her very nice people. A woman with pink glasses, old lady with pink glasses on the street complimented my coat the other day, and I think I'll remember it till the day I die. I was like, wow, she's amazing, and she likes my coat. Oh, Aaron, you just met Dolores Umbridge.

Starting point is 00:14:34 Oh, okay, I need help. I think I'm walking in between reality and fiction. I mean, maybe there's a couple of years ago now, but there was like this, it burst out on the onto Facebook and it was all over social media of this guy who went to like a bike show in Maryland and took, it was a Trump guy and he took pictures of him with Keanu Reeves who was at this bike show in Maryland

Starting point is 00:14:56 and he posted it onto like Facebook, but the guy is absolutely not Keanu Reeves. I've seen that, it was incredible. You see the photo. It's so good. Right, I watched the Matrix the other day and after we watched the Matrix, I showed her that photo, and we laughed for like,

Starting point is 00:15:07 we have this right. It's so fucking funny. I love the idea of meaty-go celebrity, and you did not meet that celebrity. Also the best part of Game Night, the movie. It's like, I slept with Denzel Washington. It's a Lushie, did. What do I Island and the letter T have in common?

Starting point is 00:15:24 Aaron, you were very close. When you said, a camera we said, they're both circling at S. It comes after the S. It's in between S and V. Uh, no. Oh, it's you, S and you, Sue, uh, S- S-U-V. Is this an alphabet, riddle answer? One, one of, half of it is an alphabet riddle, but alphabet in terms of like spelling,

Starting point is 00:15:47 not in terms of, what, or anything like that. Oh, interesting. What do an island and a letter T have in common? I think you'll get this from island first. So if you think about the properties of an island, what makes an island in an island? Sand. Well, the?

Starting point is 00:16:04 Sandy and water. Oh, we were supposed. I wanna see a sand. Well, the sandy in waters. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you are John Travolta, otherwise known as Danny. The wickedly talented. Yep, I'm ready. Jessica, GBC, you are Olivia Newton, John,

Starting point is 00:16:21 otherwise known as sandy. What's her last name in that? Sandy. The Dumbbr name in that? Sandy. The Dumbrowski. Sandy D. Sandy D. Okay. I believe it's Sandy Grease.

Starting point is 00:16:29 It's called Grease. And you two are on a desert island and you have been for a few months. Hey, why the long face? What? No. I'm not and go back to your side of the island go back to your side of the island hmm no I don't want to sing do do oh I've been we haven't had potable water in four days I don't want to sing I hear you don't want to

Starting point is 00:16:56 get friendly down in the city oh well oh well oh well oh crap Well, like crabs, crabs, crabs, crabs, crabs, crabs, crabs, there are crabs on the beach. What? You, you, you, there have crabs on the beach. What? There are crabs on this beach and we didn't eat them because you were teaching them how to do that dance routine. Yeah, watch this. Umbap, umbap, but I know that this is just who you were before all of this Hey, come on baby. I'm sorry. What do I need to do to get you to forgive me in my leather jacket? Look if you can find a way to get us off this beach I will forgive you That's I

Starting point is 00:17:42 Wait a second. I think we just need a grease the light. No, I would not have sex again. I thought it would be twice Shabon B at this point. I respect your boundaries. No problem, baby. We need a grease the light. Hold on. Why don't you just do that thing that you did where you summoned that car that takes us

Starting point is 00:18:00 up to heaven? Oh, I... Alright, well look away. I'm too embarrassed to have you see me do this. Okay, tell me about it. It's stud. See. Pregal emma lemma, pedimented digmitad,

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Starting point is 00:18:16 and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and dipped, and lot, a lot, a lot, bamboom. What do an island and the letter T have in common? I need an answer. They're both, they both have this in common. They're both in the middle.

Starting point is 00:18:32 They're both of S and U. They're both in the middle of, of the sea. Well, pretty much. But what's a broader term for the sea? Water. They're both in the middle of water. Water.

Starting point is 00:18:44 Water. And island is literally in the middle of water. Water. Water. And Island is literally in the middle of water, and the letter T, I guess, is also with the middle of water. That's a good riddle. That's the middle of the water. That's the middle of the water.

Starting point is 00:18:54 Shadee is literally in the middle of the water. The islands could be everywhere. Yeah. That's your new phrase, right? Yes. Whatever you think that is, yes. You're always wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shades and people are like, what's wrong with you

Starting point is 00:19:05 You're like the island could be everywhere You need a new geography teacher, Mr. Anderson our current geography teacher keeps saying the island can be anywhere And I feel like I'm not learning well. I'm Anderson Cooper and I can bring the news to you channel one Why did I call you mr. Anderson? I should have called you mr. Cooper. I'm an idiot. I have terrible teachers. I never said that everyone is witness. I never said that Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson Cooper that guy who's the that guy from matrix L. Runt L. Runt Runt Hubbard. He's been in more trilogies than I think any actor because he's in the Lord of the Rings trilogy He's in the Matrix trilogy. He's I believe you think he's the hot Star Wars. He's in the Hobbit Trilogies

Starting point is 00:19:52 Is he in the I feel like he's in one more trilogy, but I can't Star Wars? No, I might be in Star Wars No way he's in one other thing. That's a trilogy, but he's in Marvel, but that's not a trilogy That's true, but he I feel like but- He's in Marvel, but that's not a trilogy. That's true. But I feel like he holds a get a Spookle World record for that. He's in some like big old franchises, some famous franchises, I would say. Yes.

Starting point is 00:20:12 And I think his niece is someone in frame. I would love to be a zero than one of that guys pay checks if you don't say it. A one's in zero's. Yes. I'm a rock group with four members. All dead. One was assassinated. a one since you're yes I'm a rock group with four members all dead one was assassinated kiss

Starting point is 00:20:33 they're all dead and one was assassinated okay I'm a rock yes I'm a rock group with four members all are dead one was assassinated okay so the Beatles obviously is is the All is dead to answers. All is dead. Ringo is never alive. Well, was Ringo a Beatles? No, officially? Pete Best was. Yeah, they never fired Pete Best. They're not real. They're like, like actual rocks. Aaron, you're dead, right? No, I'm not. But you have to be a little more specific. Um, there are actually rocks.

Starting point is 00:21:09 It says, I'm a rock band. It says, I'm a rock group with four members. All dead. One was assassinated. What kind of, what rock was assassinated? Oh, it would this be, would this be not worse? I want to see you see. Oh wait my wish. I want to see you see. Oh wait, wait. Oh wait. I want to see you see. Uh, JPC, you are, um, you're Jeremy Boulder, um, you're

Starting point is 00:21:33 a very famous Boulder and, um, uh, Aaron, you are assassinating, uh, this rock. Hey, are you going to buy me a drink? My name is Missy Diamond. Uh, ha ha. You must be new in town. Um, I'm Jeremy Boulder. I'm a very famous Boulder. Usually people buy me the drinks around here, especially because I, obviously I'm a Boulder, I can't, I can't move and so. Well I'm a diamond and I can't move. And I have sounds like I'm about to change your life. I'm already catching you off guard and giving you a new experience already. You're so strong. Yeah, I'm Jeremy Boulder.

Starting point is 00:22:10 You're not telling me anything I don't know. Yeah, you don't even look like worn by weather or wind or anything. I'm sorry, but I don't usually have someone approach me with this kind of approach. You said you're Tiffany Diamond? That makes more sense than Missy Diamond, than sure. I still shine, don't I? That's right, if I break. My name is Deborah Moisonite. Just a little diamond joke. Those are fake diamonds that are actually better for the environment and better for the world. Well, I could make you a Moisonite if you don't. Oh, that's very funny. Thank you. I could make you a moisonite if you don't have to. Oh! It's very funny. Thank you. I have someone of a dry sense of humor in the builder.

Starting point is 00:22:50 Here's your martini. Okay, just splash it all over me. Yeah. How do you feel after drinking your martini? Actually, as that... Boulder. As that martini is seeping in to my soft porous inner layer oh my god what what was in that you've been assassinated by Deborah Moise tonight you're yank oh no oh no I'm the bar owner let's get you upstairs to a bed oh shit I dropped you oh shit I dropped you oh shit I dropped you

Starting point is 00:23:23 hey cissifist can we pick up the pace, please? I never should have opened the bar. Seen. Sisyphus bar. Open every night. If we can figure out how to open it. James, I'm thrilled that you got that reference and called it out. Yes. Yes. Yes. So I believe at the very right before I or right while I was calling the scene, James, I believe you said the right answer. Do you want to say the right answer to? I am a rock group with four members all dead one was assassinated? I will say mount Rushmore. It is Mount Rushmore Washington killed by his own pride Lincoln killed by the assassin's bullet

Starting point is 00:24:00 Roosevelt polio Yeah, I knew he didn't know the four Roosevelt, polio, and... Yeah, I knew you didn't know the four. Herbert, who ever Dick Cotton of that, you clater? No. I would like to see a scene. Adel, you're some sort of fictional president that hasn't existed yet, and you're about to die in a really embarrassing way, and you're just trying to stop it because you're like,

Starting point is 00:24:24 no, this is what people are gonna remember me for. And JPC, you're there too. Sorry, I'm about to do what? I'm about to die in an embarrassing way. Yeah, and you're trying to stop it because you're like, oh no, that everyone will associate me with this really embarrassing way of dying

Starting point is 00:24:38 instead of all of the work I did for the country. I see, I see. Okay, here we go. President Anthony Backflip, it's time to eat the most fish anyone's ever eaten. All right. Now remember Mr. President, remember Mr. President, you don't have to eat the most fish.

Starting point is 00:24:56 You just have to beat the penguin, okay? Again, it's a puff piece. It's just for the press. You don't have to, don't go overboard. You just have to beat the pig. Puff piece is that a penguin joke? Yes I'm also your head speechwriter of your head jokewriter as well.

Starting point is 00:25:13 Okay well no shanthony what are you doing? You know what if I choke on a fish or I die from eating too much fish I just had a flash of what that would look like written in history books and it's so embarrassing, right? Mr. President, I say, carpet, deab. Go for it. Is that another fish joke? It is a fish joke. I'm also working to do a fish speech

Starting point is 00:25:36 so I'm kind of workshopping things live again. My role is kind of fluid, it kind of changes. Of course, of course. Say it back to me. Or what's the way we can spin this? To where if I do die eating the most amount of fish ever, what's a way we can spin this to where if i do die eating the most amount of fish ever what's a way we can spend that to make it sound cooler daring or heroic well i think that even if you do die eating fish i think that you will go down in history as

Starting point is 00:25:54 one of the best presidents we've ever had i truly believe that can certainly a good again again i it was a joke uh... i do want to tell you i I have appointed my Congress, so you cannot hire or fire me. You do not have that power. I have a congressional appointee. Fine. Um, okay, so if he died, if he died, breaking a record, that's vague enough that it's kind of cool and kind of fun.

Starting point is 00:26:19 Yeah, but I don't, I just don't necessarily think that people are going to remember it that way. Extra, extra, President Backflip dies from eating something fishy! Wait, let me, let me see this newspaper. Hey, he died of old age. This was a red herring. See, holy macro. What a hit. I'm so happy that I said you're there too, because you had so many fish buns. Holy macro.

Starting point is 00:26:51 Outstanding. Oh, I was just perched ready to go. I can't imagine that I have more. I don't think I know more fish. Yeah, your brain has definitely turned to jelly. Yeah. This is all I has definitely turned to jelly. Yeah. This is all I wanted to podcast to be. Thank you. Thank you to your friend to get him bored.

Starting point is 00:27:10 Oh, it's so sad. It's like a 150 episodes to finally be doing all of the jokes he wanted us to do. Okay, we got to move on. And Sardines. And Sardines. Okay, here's another riddle. Yes. All five sisters are busy. Anna's reading a book, Rose's cooking, Katie is playing chess, and Mary is doing the laundry. What is the fifth sister doing?

Starting point is 00:27:35 Okay, this is easy. Poor Katie is lonely up there, playing chess all alone. The fifth sister asked to join her. The fifth? I was gonna say the fifth sister is busy. Phillips. Nice. Very nice.

Starting point is 00:27:50 Aaron, you got it dead, right? Bingo bangled at the top. I would like to see a scene. JPC, you are a sister and like little women, you're in like the 1800s and you're trying to convince your other sister who's played by Adal to play chess with you. So you don't have to play it alone. I would just like to say, from also there to a sister, I'm really moving up in this world.

Starting point is 00:28:16 Ha ha ha ha. Sister-fist. Ha ha ha. Martha, Martha. What, what is it? Please, would you please come play chess with me? I'm dreadfully bored. I TOOANT, I've told you before, I TOOANT.

Starting point is 00:28:32 I have this wooden hoop, and I'm pushing it along with a stick. Pfft, wooden hoop. You think the Matthews boy who lives down Yarder is going to notice you, because you're pushing a wooden hoop on a stick next to his yard. No, I know he will because Tawt not said, well, no. How do I say two in this era? It's not what I said. No, it's not. Tawt, night ago, I saw him under the old elm tree and the raided drizzled down upon our

Starting point is 00:29:01 faces and our hands did press amongst each other and we did gaze into each other's eyes. You went home plate with the old Matthewsboy? Well, of course, home plate in this era is first face. Yes. And every game of baseball is four times as long. The baseball, I saw so he was triangle, is such a beautiful thing to behold. Knock, knock, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I And I just wanted to call upon the house if you could take a break from playing your piano flutes and Just putting flowers into books. I just was wondering if one of you could play a game of chess with me My my William Matthews you want to play a game of chess? Well, I know all about chess

Starting point is 00:29:58 Because I taught her I'm the best at chess. I'm It's my forte. It's my pitch. It's my fiat piano forte. What are you doing? Well, if you taught her, if you taught her, I actually don't want to be put in my place or made her feel small by a woman. I need to keep my control and we'll be in power forever, us men. So whoever's worse at chess, I'd love if you could come upon my house and twat and come play with chess with me.

Starting point is 00:30:26 We would never make you feel small, because of course then it would be little men. Turnstarts camera. Everyone looks at the camera. We're all looking at the camera. Who wants to play? Director sitting in the chair says, hey, what are you doing? Don't look at the camera. We said the name in the chair says, Hey, what are you doing? Don't look at the camera. We said the... We said the name in the movie.

Starting point is 00:30:48 I don't know why you did that. I don't know why you did that. Bob Odin Kirk arrives straight from the set of Better Call Saul. He gets into his era of peace and his sideburns, but he doesn't look the part. Why would we do that? See. Well, Aaron, just, you know, you were correct.

Starting point is 00:31:06 She was playing chess, of course, with her sister, with Katie. You were dead, right? And speaking of dead, right, let's do a dead break. And here from some of our wonderful advertisers, we'll be right back with more. Chess. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Okay, I just need to advise this podcast is sponsored by Squarespace I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Spaces the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand

Starting point is 00:31:58 Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engage with your audience And so let anything for products to cut into time, all in one place, all on your terms. Hey, Addle, come here, come here, come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I wanna prank JPC, and I wanna set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like,

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Starting point is 00:32:37 What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with Addle? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not prank thing new in New England studio and I'm going to use Analytics use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords are popular products and content on my prank website for prank

Starting point is 00:33:02 activity. Well, that's awesome Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, what's the website for? Prank. Squarespace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can connect to your store to Vedent Dirt Party tools to extend the functionality of your website.

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Starting point is 00:33:39 Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adeline JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have they're never truly is a middle. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it.

Starting point is 00:34:17 Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear.

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Starting point is 00:36:12 I just want to make a quick toast to I know it's JPC's birthday and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite my favorite thing in the world. Oh, and that is the app rocket money. Oh, yeah, Aaron. That's one of my favorite things in the world. And that is the app Rocket Money. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh? Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years, way before they were a sponsor, and it helps me so much, especially

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Starting point is 00:38:20 Where did Bishop go? JPC, do you need a little rest? Where did Bishop go? JPC, do you need a little rest? No! Okay buddy. I said I wish that Bishop would shut up. No, come on, come on. What can you do in all this work for us?

Starting point is 00:38:35 He's being crazy. Well it's really weird in that. Who wears a ball cap with a castle top on it? He's a castle? No, she wants it! Sure! Okay, we go for it. Tell me when to stop! a Kazo! No, she wasn't. Sure. Okay, we go forward, tell me where to stop. Okay, Adel, it's kind of nice. We haven't had to play with any real board games. He's been

Starting point is 00:38:51 the sorry pieces for us. He's done candy and he's in clue, which was really scary. I thought he had died. Oh yeah. I died for real. He did cheesed the ladders. He did scatigories. However, that works. I guess he is a pretty good friend. Hey buddy, you want to come in from the cold? We'll make you some soup.

Starting point is 00:39:07 Oh yeah! We could do some riddles? Oh no! Oh boy. Oh Aaron, Aaron, come here. I know don't cheer him up. What? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da A bed bug with a financial problem. A flea who's an accountant. A snake.

Starting point is 00:39:31 We just take a problem. A flamingo on two legs. A panda with a tick tock. A bear going to business school. It's animal parade. Talk. Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta- them out. Is the dick them out, but do it and bill us for it. Make sure that I've ever seen Aaron a nursing somebody eat soup by pouring it into their ear. Well, as long as he likes it, he might not be a great son, but he's our son, right? Speaking of being a great son, my mother sent me a Facebook message. She's been listening to a lot of paper to riddle

Starting point is 00:40:21 lately. And she sent me, this is, it's not a full article, so we'll read it, talk about it, and then we'll move on. But we want to thank my mom, Patty, Mama Patty, Mama P. She says, thought you might find this useful info for your show, LOL, she refuses to say the name of the podcast, for my little show. This is a picture of some sort of bug with a bundle of babies on its back, and this is a little animal fact for Mama P. It says, the assassin bug with a bundle of babies on its back, and this is a little animal fact from Amapia. It says, the assassin bug wears the corpses of its prey like a backpack.

Starting point is 00:40:51 After stabbing its prey and sucking out the innards, the insect attaches the corpses to the back to its back and uses them as camouflage and armor. Okay, this I get. This makes sense to be at an emotional level. I am buzzing with this. Ah, see you, see you. Aaron, you are on a date with JPC and Aaron, you are wearing all of your ex-boyfriends on your back. Yes Hi Wow, um you look amazing. Hi, I'm Aaron. It's so nice. Yeah. Yeah, it's so

Starting point is 00:41:34 nice to put a face to all of the messages Yeah, um I I just sorry. I was just putting my coat in the coach and but now I'm here. Yeah um I just started I was just putting my coat in a coat check and now I'm here. Yeah This place looks wonderful. Awesome. Yeah, it smells amazing in here And I've been jealous of every order I've seen long by me, so I can't wait. Well, yeah, it's a candle store So it's gonna smell great. I Feel like we could just kind of walk around and browse for a little bit I love candles. Yeah, I do too.

Starting point is 00:42:08 That's part of why we, hey, is this? I love your outfit. I love your outfit. Oh, my outfit. What is it? So these jeans are pretty old I think. This sweatshirt is a gorgeous sweatshirt. I got in, guys I did a podcast with, made fun of me for it, but it was really fired

Starting point is 00:42:34 in their face. Oh I'm sorry, yeah that's not, that shouldn't be a deal breaker. It's pretty fun. It shouldn't be, but here we are. Well I'd love to put you on my back. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I'd love to put you on my back. You're kidding. Yeah, so I wouldn't. Sorry, folks, I'm the owner of Just in the Wick of Time.

Starting point is 00:42:49 Is there a certain scent you were in? You're the owner of a rival candle shop? Yes. Come on over to my store. Are you allowed to be here? I got to be here. Yeah, so on my back. Hold on, hold on. I think the owner of the real kettle shop is coming over.

Starting point is 00:43:09 Hello, welcome to Wic Cage. Um, we specialize in candles that have Nicholas Cage's face on them. Yeah, what are some of your, like, competitors' names? I couldn't possibly know. I keep my head in the sand and and I have horseblenders on so I don't get distracted because Comparison is the death of joy and that's on a candle here. Oh Okay, um Well, thank you so much. We're just browsing around but we will let you know if we have any questions All right, yes, you were saying about your oh, yeah, the thing on my back. Yes, these are my ex-boyfriends

Starting point is 00:43:43 You would think that this would be heavy, but actually I was used to carrying the weight of all the emotional labor in my relationships sort of always was mom girlfriend sort of a bunch of Boys who couldn't take care of themselves and took too much sure so now they're here remember Yeah, and so when you say ex-boyfriends now these are like you know shrunk it down like it looks like what a maybe what a human would look Like if all of the moisture and blood and bones had been sucked out of them. Yeah Actually, I didn't do that They it's like a immediate sort of karma for being some of these are actually pretty good guys It's kind of sad some of these were really like these three like pretty lovely dudes wanted them to have a nice life

Starting point is 00:44:24 These guys not so great. Um, but yeah, just sort of happened. Tss. Okay. Do you want to try it on? Oh, can I? Yeah. Okay, is that weird?

Starting point is 00:44:35 No, not weird at all. Um, okay, do you want to try on, like, my jacket, I guess? Yeah, sure. That's pretty sweet. Well, I know it can get drafty in this candle store and it's really bad for business. And then, so you can see a second deal with them, yolks! Seen. That was a $60 jacket. Yeah, my ex-boyfriends are on that bed. A couple bad ones and they're not too bad.

Starting point is 00:45:03 Don't worry about it. I always feel bad, because I get scared if like any of them listen, one of the good ones listens, and they think that I thought they were a terrible person. Have any of them reached out and said they listen? I think one reached out to me and said, he was really, really sweet about it. He was saying like, his coworker recommended the podcast to him having no idea that he knew me.

Starting point is 00:45:27 And he said that was pretty funny. And he said like it's so nice that it's going well. Congratulations. So that was nice. But I don't think the rest of them, listen, that would be weird of the... What would be weirder if they all did and we're in a group message about it. Do you know something? I don't know? Oh no, I mean, the existence of hashtag WhittleWittos is totally not a thing and I don't know anything about it. Let's go to the animal party. Why are you so obsessed with me?

Starting point is 00:45:58 Good. Let's go to an animal parade email. This is from Chris B. Chris says, dear all, you literally asked for this. They sent a article for something related to animals as per the animal parade segment. That is true. And this is the article is from live science.com It says, you're not seeing things. These spiders butts look like faces. Oh, hey, Now we're talking.

Starting point is 00:46:26 The flashy abdomens of male peacock spiders may serve a very important purpose. Peacock spiders have the ultimate challenge to contend with when it comes to mating. But it seems like the males might have a special trick up their sleeve, or abdomen rather. New research presented here,

Starting point is 00:46:43 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, suggests that the intricate and colorful designs on the male's abdomen make him look research presented here, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, uh, suggests that the intricate and colorful designs on the males abdomen make him look like a predator, which may stop the female from attacking and eating him and therefore giving him a chance to mate. The male hops around directly in front of a female waving his fabulous butt in the air like he just don't care. They wrote that I did not. Some of these displays are particularly interesting because the designs on the males flipped up abdomens look just like the faces of the predators such as wasps and mantis says. Wow.

Starting point is 00:47:10 I would date him but he's a real but his stomach. You know what I mean? Look at that. Look at that. That's amazing. There are no good spiders left in New York City. That looks like my sweatshirt. That does.

Starting point is 00:47:22 That looks like the sweatshirt. That spider is modeled up to the sweatshirt. That does, that looks like the sweatshirt. That spider is modeled up in the sweatshirt. Wow, that is interesting. Aaron, okay. That would be the benefits. If humans had little faces on their butts, what are the benefits of that? Why don't we?

Starting point is 00:47:36 I can't stop thinking of benefits of that. Number one, butt theater, shakes beer, but it's just everyone's butt. Number two, moonaning people would actually be just showing them your second face. Number three, sex is sort of feels like there's four people there. I wanna see a quick scene.

Starting point is 00:47:58 So the three of us, we're out for a night on the town. We're all at our own table at like a bar. And from across the bar, we all spot the predator from the movies, The Predator, who is at the bar ordering a drink, and we're all trying to decide who gets to be the one to go and hit on the predator. And put the shot glasses down,

Starting point is 00:48:20 because I think so much out of coming out and celebrating my birthday with me today. Really sweet. Yeah, of course, happy birthday to you. And like we said, for your birthday, we are all going to get fucked. To me. Yes.

Starting point is 00:48:35 For your birthday. Thank you so much. I just really appreciate it. Oh my God, be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up. Oh, I don't know how. Oh, yeah, turn your hat backwards, turn your hat backwards. Okay, okay. Okay, don't look, look. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? is active. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh my God, so hot, so hot, so hot,

Starting point is 00:49:05 happy birthday to me. Oh my God, the predator is here with Richard kind. Oh. Oh, that's the predator? I was looking at Richard kind. I'd be too. Oh, good. Oh, good.

Starting point is 00:49:17 Oh, God. Because I want to ask the predator out, but are you two going to fight over Richard kind? Yeah, yeah. I mean, isn't the predator like nine feet tall? Look at Richard Kine next to him. He must be at least six eight. Richard Kine is like maybe married?

Starting point is 00:49:34 Oh, maybe, but you wouldn't be in this bar if he was very serious about his marriage. All right, shoot your shot, everybody. And I want myself a Richard kind bar. Wow. Alright so I'm gonna go over to the editor. Aaron you have a triangle of red dots on your face. Oh my god I do. Are you lying or are you just trying to make me feel better? Oh I think he's noticed you. I think Richard kind is noticed you. Oh God, no, I believe. The predator is an interesting movie

Starting point is 00:50:29 because I think there's like three governors in that movie. Governor Jean-Claude Van Dam. Yes. Governor, who is a provincial governor of France? He was cast as a predator, and then they recast him to be some guy who was like eight feet tall. Can you imagine if the predator had just been doing splits in between?

Starting point is 00:50:46 And speaking of Fred and Jackson or Brussels. Yeah, the muscles from Brussels. I tried and tried to find a riddle with an animal in it, but I couldn't find it. So, um, so, um, amphorid is over. But I do have a riddle about Richard Kind. I don't pray this over. You said it like a dad taking animal pray for us because we did do our laundry. I'll turn this riddle around.

Starting point is 00:51:14 You don't have to go hard when you can't stay at an animal pray. Get out closing time. One last call for Richard Kind. I'm sorry. I love Richard Kind. Bye, dear. I'm sorry. I love Richard kind. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:31 Maybe the best part of Kirby enthusiasm? Also, maybe one of the best cast voices in a Pixar, anything. Oh, yes. As Bingbong. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He's also very funny in the, what was that? When he says, take her to the moon for me.

Starting point is 00:51:43 Oh. So sad. You can cry really hard at that if you want. His role in what's documentary now is also superb. Oh yeah. Oh, that's a lot. I've gotten about that. Yeah, so, so funny. That's one of the best TV episodes of anything.

Starting point is 00:51:57 Speaking of the best TV shows of all time, here's a riddle. A man has asked what his daughters look like. He answers, they are all blondes, but two. All brunettes, but two. And all redheads, but two. How many daughters does he have? Three. Explain.

Starting point is 00:52:18 They, their butts are dyed. Brunette, blond, and red. He has six daughters because butts his faces. Uh-huh. Yeah, he's three girls You're both correct. There was three daughters one is blonde one is brunette and one is redhead I thought the movie wedding crash Why would this I was like oh this is a fun one and then now hearing it out loud. I'm like oh, yeah It's very easy. Yeah, the insane. I just, that was insane, the pull I just did. The wedding crashers pull.

Starting point is 00:52:46 Yeah, I don't have to say that movie in a decade, but- I'll a Fisher. Is Redhead. Rachel McAdams has brown hair in the movie, and their third sister from the beginning is blonde hair. Yeah, that's right. The one who gets married. Yeah, it always kind of bothered me that they all had different hair color, because I was

Starting point is 00:53:00 like, why? Why though? You're so nice. They kind of, they want to be expressive. They want to be their own, their own people. I guess so my sisters have the same color hair And then I dyed my hair to look like there's during most of my 20s, but now I'm back to red baby. Can I? This is gonna be maybe what tears as a part. Can I pause it something where I think Aaron you have currently dyed your hair red

Starting point is 00:53:24 My hair is black JPC your hair is black. JPC, a lot of people have said that you sound like you're blonde for the sake of having each one of us have a different hair color and that's so much more fun. JPC would you shave your head? Would you dye out of the hair? I did have a blonde mustache last year. Last year?

Starting point is 00:53:42 I remember that. I remember that. I dyed my mustache blonde. I didn't get you to shave. That's right. I remember that. I died my mustache blonde. You know, I didn't get these. And that's why I called it the summer of nightmares. I think I would go, I think I would get myself another blonde mustache, but this time if I did it again, I would go like full Hulk Hogan and do it like all the way down.

Starting point is 00:53:57 Oh, like the Hulk. Full on handlebar. Right, here we are. Yeah, okay, we're gonna, the Hulk Hogan, and then you bleach it. Yeah. And then we get to, you do the temporary dye of different colors So one day you have a hot pink one Oh

Starting point is 00:54:12 Neon green honestly it it seems like a lot of a lot of work, but you know, honestly, yeah once once you dye it Once you bleach it blonde you're already halfway there anyway Yeah, the temporary stuff you pull Once you bleach it, Blund, you're already halfway there anyway. Yeah, the temporary stuff. You pull, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. If you, I love this idea and I'm gonna build on top of it. If you have that handlebar mustache like Hulk Hogan has where it looks like a, it looks like a square, but it's just missing the bottom line. Okay.

Starting point is 00:54:35 If you do that in like diet red, then next week you can shave off one of the connecting pieces, so like it's an L shape and then make that blue, and then shave off the other connecting piece and make that like green and you're doing Tetris pieces. Do Tetris pieces around your face for nothing but fun. Come on man. I'm not really using my face for much of these days. So I guess, I guess why not. That's the best sentence that's ever been said on the show.

Starting point is 00:55:08 I'm really, I'm kissing my face for much of, I can't think of a good reason not to do that. You're a boss, Shaster. Oh yeah. But I think it would be fun if you went blonde and then we can have all three of us have different hair color. Or, or I just become a little baby and we get another guy in here and we just become three men and a little baby. That's fun. And there's always the ghost in the background. That's fun.

Starting point is 00:55:35 What if I dyed my hair like gray? What if I just went like full gray with an awesome hair? You do it. You honestly, you look fantastic with either gray or like white. I like David Burr. I have gray hairs. Like gray hairs, you know, coming in. So it's.

Starting point is 00:55:50 You're silver fox. It's not too long. Vicki has silver hair. Oh yeah. Fantastic on her. Mm-hmm. I feel like more people should. Your mom has beautiful hair.

Starting point is 00:55:59 More people, I feel like silver is the best looking hair on people. More people should dye their hair. Hey man. Or I guess just let it grow silver hair on people more people should die the house Hey man, or I guess you just let it grow so yeah Where people should age? The haircut that uh, did you say David Lynch hair color and cut David? A David burn David burn David burn. Yes. Sorry. Uh, uh, uh, I have a dream that one day I can write a movie and

Starting point is 00:56:18 Vigously, I make JPC the villain in the movie sure of course, and that is the haircut I'm get he's me He's wearing the lab coat. And he's looking at those beakers filled with bubbling up, cut very colorful liquid, and he has that hair color in cut. And he's just saying things like, interesting. Well, come Monday morning. And he's wearing no shoes. And at some point he runs around the room, and he's like,

Starting point is 00:56:41 we're on a road to no way. Dude, dude, dude, dude. I'll say this, I'm not in the industry, but any movie that I work on, I will be the villain. I can be doing craft services, I'll be the villain. I can move Mike, I'm gonna be the villain. People are gonna know, I'm a bad guy. I'll just end up in that movie.

Starting point is 00:56:57 JPC, don't worry, it will still be your brand because you will not fit the rest of the tone of the movie at all. It will seem like your performance sabotaged the movie when really my writing did. Don't worry. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Starting point is 00:57:09 I would love that, actually. I would love to be like so out of place in a movie. Speaking of out of place in a movie, here's another riddle. Tim and Mal are long distance lovers. Tim has just purchased an engagement ring for Mal and wants to mail it to her. Unfortunately, the only way to ensure the ring will be received is to place a lock on the package.

Starting point is 00:57:30 Tim has locks and Mel has locks, but let me, I read that flatly. Tim has locks and Mel has locks, but neither have keys for each other's locks. How can they ensure the ring isn't stolen? Does that make sense? Yeah, I get it. Hey, Tim, if you

Starting point is 00:57:45 want to mail your partner an engagement ring, just go ahead and do it to this address. Mail it to divorce court man because that's that's gonna save you a fucking set. Yeah, if you want to leave your girlfriend a love note, don't put it in the fucking dog food. That's gonna be divorce. Unless... I feel like that's the only place she won't find it. I'll never tell. I think the most romantic way to propose is sending someone a package. Yeah, I mean, for sure, yeah, 100%. If you're in a long distance relationship, they say that big romantic gestures, and by that I mean, throw some extra package or some extra stamps on that thing. Really let her know that it meant something to you.

Starting point is 00:58:22 Are the locks like bagel locks? You saidel locks Aaron did you have dinner? I'm really hungry. I didn't have dinner No, I was just thrown because I'm like it can't be true Aaron's also making puns this again is my dream episode Final I'm I finally got your email that said you meant to send it to someone else that said I picked out I mean I picked to see if you see an Aaron thingy'd make puns and they didn't, and now I'm sad. My punny Valentine. You both agreed you'd do puns as long as they were fish related. Yes. These are actual locks with, you know, keys.

Starting point is 00:58:57 And so Tim, like a lock box, like a lock box, like, would they deliver? Yeah, it can be a lock box. No, I'm sorry, it has to have a key. So we'll say that it has, it's like a padlock but with a keyhole in it. So a padlock where you put in a key and turn it to the right. In a different, like, letter. You can't send the key because if anybody intercepts it,

Starting point is 00:59:17 then they would have access to both. So Tim has locks and mail has locks, but neither have keys for the others locks. How can they ensure the ring isn't stolen? Oh, she sends her lock box to him in the mail and he sends it back with the ring. Aaron, you are on a roll. And then the chicken goes in the mail and the wall and then the wall feeds the chicken in the box. Tim places a lock on the package and sends it to mail. Mail places one of her locks on the package and sends it back to Tim. Tim removes his her locks on the package and sends it back to Tim

Starting point is 00:59:45 Tim removes his lock and sends the package back to Mel. I would like to see a scene. Well the postal service is making fucking bank on this exchange so I They need they're okay. They need it. They're doing my life So I oh you guys are my best friends and you just got engaged to each other. And we're out to dinner celebrating and I ask you to tell the story of your engagement, but really one of you just mailed the other the ring so you're having to make up a more romantic interesting story on this spot. That's sure.

Starting point is 01:00:17 Cheers to you. That is so exciting. This is so, and we wanted to share it with you. We want to share with you. And as we're cheers and let's just make, I want to be clear cheer seasons one and two right? That's the true yeah when post-facil is the best Yeah, I love coach and then they killed him off cuz he died. Yeah, that's a pretty good reason though But I'm fully acknowledged the show doesn't age that well

Starting point is 01:00:42 So I'll just say that as well cheers She's a wanted to I didn't age that well so I'll just say that as well cheers She's a wanted to I didn't realize that well. I mean it did some people really think it does But it doesn't it just does it's a tomahobick and racist. Yeah, really anyways I I haven't heard the story yet. So just like I'm I'm all ears go sure Claire Claire you want to tell it? Oh? I'm all ears go Sure, Claire, do you want to tell it? Oh? Oh, yeah, no, oh, it's so romantic. Let's say Sam alone is a washed up baseball player. No, no

Starting point is 01:01:15 Red sucks not not you. Oh, your engagement story. Oh Okay, yes, I'll start this one. Yes. Oh my god. Yes, the story and it's so romantic. I bet it's so oh you're gonna I know when you guys were just dating you would always say that you wish that they put a ton of effort in so I'm sure Yes, so So the whole here's the whole shebang dough a deer a female deer So you're just singing send of music out of order? And that's not the story, I don't think. Well, well, is it out of order if I say it in the commoner?

Starting point is 01:01:54 Well, if you maybe go from Do-D-R-E and not Do-D-Fa, but singing the note for A a little bit. Okay, well, if I say something so, Why don't you clear you tell it? You tell it. I messed it up. I messed well. Okay. So we found a time machine. Messed. Okay. So we found a time machine. Okay, we bought a zoo and Thank you, Mark and we bought a zoo. Okay. Together. Okay.

Starting point is 01:02:28 But the time machine broke. Okay. And the zoo drowned. Drown. The whole zoo drowned with the animals in a time machine. Oh my God. And the people who worked there and the other time. Oh my God.

Starting point is 01:02:42 I was next door to it. Oh my God. And all the tickets in Cotton Candy wasn't that a travesty? Wait, why did you put tickets in Cotton Candy at the end? We're getting there, we're getting there, we're getting there, we're getting there.

Starting point is 01:02:53 So, we both arrive at the funeral of the town. It's, it's, they're doing a mass, a funeral mass and it's also a mass funeral. Okay. And Massachusetts. And Massachusetts. Okay. So I'm wearing a suit, but with a rubber bottom.

Starting point is 01:03:11 Of armor, but with armor shorts on the bottom. On the bottom. For comfortable nights. And I'm wearing most of a cheesecake. Okay, what happened next? No crust, no crust. No crust. no crust. No crust, no crust. So I, being a knight, was so hungry.

Starting point is 01:03:31 Speaking of hungry, should we order first? At this story, so boring. Yes, should we order first? Wait, I'm just getting a notification of, oh wait, someone posted your engagement online. Oh! Hey, I'm Nick, I'm welcome to wax a million. Oh wait, someone posted your engagement online. Oh! Hey, I'm Nick, welcome to Wax Emillion. If anyone wants to get an order stuff, I can take it right now.

Starting point is 01:03:52 It's seen. Our candle of the day is soy. Stop making restaurants. Candle stores. That would be my dream honestly. You know how I love a candle. First of all, hey, if you're out there and you're thinking about taking somebody on a date,

Starting point is 01:04:08 do a little check. Movies, restaurants are out. Take them to a candle store, candle store, fun date, movie, lame date, boo. I'll let you do the candle store. I'll let you pick out any candle. I'll let you lick the candle. I'll let you lick the lolly popped.

Starting point is 01:04:24 Taking a date to a candle store is one of the most romantic things that you can do and I will die on that grave. That's really sweet. I kind of like that. Everyone leaves with a migraine. I love it. Let's go into another riddle here. I am a word of five letters. And when people... Oh, let me start over. Let's get into another riddle here. I am a word of five letters and people eat me. If you remove the first letter, I am a word of five letters and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become a form of energy. Remove the first two letters and I'm needed to live.

Starting point is 01:04:52 Scramble the last three letters and you can drink me. What am I? What am I? So wait, five letter word. It's food. It's a five letter word that people eat. Now if you remove the first letter It becomes a form of energy. You remove you remove the first two letters and it's something needed to live And then you scramble the last three letters, which would be this the same as the last answer, but scrambled and you can drink me

Starting point is 01:05:18 Okay, what I thought it was a bread at first, but that's not it walk us through that so bread Re oh Does that work right? No, it doesn't work yet I thought it was bread at first, but that's not it. Walk us through that. So bread. Oh. What does that work? No, it doesn't work. Yeah. That's a good guess. Yes.

Starting point is 01:05:31 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. E-O. Is it a vegetable? It's a vegetable at the beginning. It is not a vegetable. Okay.

Starting point is 01:05:42 Is it a fruit? It is not a fruit. Okay. I know a fruit? It is not a fruit. Okay, I know a fruit that it definitely isn't. Let's move on from that. Okay, is it a pecan? It is not. But closer than fruit or vegetable, kind of. Okay.

Starting point is 01:06:00 Have you also seen pecansos new work? It's too surreal for me Man, this is hard when you're hungry. Okay, so is it The last three What's the cool in the last three? It's like you mix it around and it's somebody can drink and what's the first part of it? So when you get down the three letters So you remove the first two letters when you get down to the last three of the word in order, it becomes something needed to live.

Starting point is 01:06:28 And then you scramble those three letters from that answer, and then you get something you can drink. And when it says I'm needed to live, let's maybe, it's like a process needed to live, I guess. That's phrased. Okay, so it's not like air and then Ira, because you an Ira glass. I mean, that's a great example of what the process is,

Starting point is 01:06:51 but not a good answer. Yeah, I mean, I can drink Ira glass. At a Ira glass. Why does an NPR make those? Ira glasses. Give us a hint about the food. So the food is something, maybe this is a food that you would eat during a board game During a very Five letter five letter food you would eat like chips

Starting point is 01:07:16 That's a five letter word. We're getting very close. That's a closest guess far This in a certain form. This is a snack if If you're, if you're eating a certain brand of something, this is a, so, so this, we would eat this during a board game that became very, very popular like 12 years ago, like blew up. Like everyone suddenly knew of this game, even though it was probably made in the early 90s. What? This is something, it's a food that you would specifically only eat during a board game? Well, I'm just saying.

Starting point is 01:07:47 Well, not only that, but fun. I'm just having some fun. So what board game in the last 12 years, 15 years? Absolutely blew up. Parts against humanity? No, board game. I guess that's a board game. I guess that's a board game.

Starting point is 01:08:02 Yes, the S it did. This would be... Is this like a monopoly 10-per-week-ins? Oh, settlers of Catan. Yass. And then one of the components in settlers of Catan.

Starting point is 01:08:16 Sheep? I don't know, I've never... Graeme? I guess we call it different? Graeme? Fuck. Wheat, wheat, wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat.

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Starting point is 01:08:43 Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat. Wheat one. Got it in one. Wheat heat, eat and tea. Well, that brings us to the end of our episode. Thank you so much for guessing these riddles correctly. I feel like this is, oh, okay, yeah, you're welcome. I feel like this is one of the quickest we've gotten riddles before. And why I say, we, it was the two of you, so that should tell us something. Well, I had a lot of fun and I was energized by the puns. Me too, that's what I've been saying.

Starting point is 01:09:02 I'm worrying if T-shirtshirt this is energized by puns. But I know I don't want to do it anymore. Oh my god, I have a t-shirt that says puns in my wheat heat eaten tea. I've been wearing this the whole show. What the fuck? That sounds like a small town in Nebraska. Like, oh, you want to get down to wheat heat and tea?

Starting point is 01:09:19 Yeah, digger. I'm wearing a shirt that says, I love you like JPC loves fish puns and I got sent home from every store I went to today. I just went down to the laundry in Tana, which is right next to the wheat heat and tea. And I'm wearing a bracelet that says be Richard kind to one another. That's nice. I need a plug, Adel.

Starting point is 01:09:41 Yes, I have a few things to plug. I want to plug. A little thing that the three of us did called Hey Tavern Tavern. It's a hello from the Magic Tavern spin-off featuring the three of us as characters in the world of Foon. We give out relationship advice.

Starting point is 01:09:54 It is such a wonderful time. We've done seven episodes. I think all seven are out now. So you should sign up for Stitcher Premium. That's where these are located. You can use the code MagicMAGIC to get four weeks free or 1 month free, whatever comes first, maybe. And you can listen to all the episodes and then do what you will. So please check that out, that's Hey Tavern Tavern on Stitcher Premium. I also want to give a shout out to Gemma, Gemma's birthday

Starting point is 01:10:18 was yesterday when we were recording this, but it'll be much later. But I want to wish her a happy birthday. I love you Gemmama. Happy birthday. Congratulations. You did it. And I want to give a shout out to my friend Mary Win-Hater has a new book out that she just wrote and released. It's called The Losers at the center of the galaxy. Please check for that book at your local bookstore. The Losers at the center of the galaxy by Mary Win-Hater. Also, my sister and my brother-in-law are moving to Nashville. So, if you have any recommendations for Nashville for them, for what they should do, where they should grab food, or whatever that might be, send emails to HRRpodcast.gmail.com

Starting point is 01:10:57 with the subject line Nashville, and I will forward those over to her and I would appreciate that. JPCD, have anything to play? Yeah, I heard Nashville actually has a pretty nice Wheat and Tea, but, you know, what Wear doesn't have a nice one of those. Yeah, you can just follow me over at twitch.tv slash shark bark when they're playing video games

Starting point is 01:11:15 having the fricking time in my life. Aaron, anything that you have to plug? Yes, the new thing to plug. So in early 2015, I was on this improv team. I started my improv team called Wet Bus. They are some of my favorite people in the world, some of my best friends. And we have an improv show that we're doing

Starting point is 01:11:35 every other Friday on Twitch, but also me and then other people in different combinations of us are gonna be playing board games and video games. So you can follow us on Wet Bus on Twitch. Yeah, and it's also the link in my Instagram bio. So, Aaron Keefe 10 on Instagram if you want to find our Twitch. And we did one show on Friday and it was so fun. And Mariah was commenting as JPC under JPC's handle and it was making me laugh really hard because I was like, JPC would never say that.

Starting point is 01:12:01 At one point, I did say something very critical against Harrison and she goes, I think I'd think I said that. No, they're not. Yeah. Aaron, of course we all know that the predator is an alien from another planet somewhere in the galaxy very close by, but more importantly, Richard Kind is from... Jupiter! Bye forever.

Starting point is 01:12:21 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, the Mr. Rect. The Mr. Rect. And the winner is... ...Hour of Eye. There she is. Mr. Rect. Yay! Good morning. We're already here in the new place.

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