Hey Riddle Riddle - #148: Yes and and and and and pie

Episode Date: May 19, 2021

This week we've got an episode that all of you tooth-freaks will enjoy! All of that plus we've got a showdown between two famous ladies, a vacationer having a little treat, A Floridian conundrum, a camping trip the whole family can enjoy, communication in the 21st century, a monarchy from a great height, and a reptilian party. If you haven't got your tickets to the live show on Friday 5/21/21, go to headgum.com/live and get them now! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. At the worst, we can ride it What's the best way to win? What's the best way to win? What's the best way to win? I keep it your hate, with the brick door Psst! You guys! What? I had L.J.P.C.

Yeah, what? What's up? Let's sneak out of riddle detention. Come on. Let's go Mrs. Brussels will kill us and Mrs. Cruddles is blashes Do you think they that do you think it's that serious? Yes Look personally, I want to stay in riddle detention until I've learned my lesson because I've been 32 years on the Seraph that haven't learned a single fucking lesson yet And I just feel like I need to commit to something and that's that's what's gonna pay off for me. What did you do to get into riddle detention?

It's what we all did. Come on Aaron. Exactly. We shared a blame. And guess what? I heard the janitor died. When we injected a fart into his veins, I guess he died. Well, then I guess we should be in jail then. And not riddle detention. So let's leave here. died. Well, then I guess we should be in jail then and not riddle detention. So let's leave here. Come on. Hold on now. The janitor, the janitor was very old and he dies doing what he loved farting inside.

You guys are disgusting. Whatever. I'll leave on my own. You guys can stay here. Wait, Aaron, where are you gonna go? Cause if you go into like McDonald's, could you take it or you pick us up something? Can I get a McFlurry but can you can you have them put french fries in the McFlurry? Oh yeah boat to to McFlurry? No no no what he said sounded really good so I want one of those fry containers but can you make them put McFlurry and just the paper that like little flimsy paper thing that holds the fries?

Fine and get something for yourself. And something nice for yourself. Oh, please, okay, yeah, as if I'm not paying for all of this, whatever. Oh, can you have them make a McFlurry with fries, but then also put in sweet and sour sauce and in Reese's Pieces? I, no, I'm not gonna do that. Can you just ask them to make me whatever they feel

like making, because I feel like, you know, I, I don't even wanna go anymore, forget it, forget it. I'll let you stay here and do it. No! I don't even wanna go anymore. You guys are in order to complicate and too sticky, I don't even want to go anymore. Forget it, forget it. I'll let you stay here and do it. No. I don't even want to go anymore. You guys are in order to complicate and too sticky. I don't want to go. Too sticky?

Yeah. Sweetie's hair is ours. Good. Mick Flurry in a cardboard box. No talking in ridder detention. Sorry, Mrs. Plattles. Mrs. Plattles. I'm drenched.

Let me take a road call. Adderify here JPC here at an key She's gone and then we all throw our hands up like the end of the breakfast club and then Welcome to the episode of Hey Riddle, if you're listening for the first time, I'm so sorry we are a podcast. We in name only about riddles. In name only. In name only.

Only. And we're mostly a podcast in name about, hey, speaking of, hey guys. Hey, JPC got a haircut. I did, I got a haircut. KPC cut his hair. After about a year of growing my hair out in lockdown, I decided that to celebrate my newfound vaccination, which sounds by the way like a Christian rock band,

I was going to get a haircut. Am I gonna haircut today? Also today, another thing that I didn't really plan on doing it, but was a plus at surprise, I was taking a bite of bread and I chipped my tooth. Oh, which tooth? Oh, this bread. And which bread?

It was very soft bread. And just my front one, like my right here. Oh, bottom. You can see it. Bottom, bottom front tooth. What's the high-per-bread we talking? This is What's the name drop but peppered farm?

Toasted then probably Yeah, it was it was lightly toasted, but again, I gotta say it was bread and Teeth yeah, it's supposed to be harder than bread as far as I know and your doctor your I I'm sorry, your dentist is Dr. Faberjay? Yes. Can I call you bread teeth? I would love it if you called me bread teeth. Okay, bread teeth. Now I remember one time my dad was eating a dinner roll

growing up and he chipped his tooth on a dinner roll, which is also a very soft thing. So I think that my family, and maybe it's just the minute my family, are cursed with bread teeth. Can I propose a thesis? Can I propose a thesis, someone happened? Please.

I think you over bit your bed, bread? Not your bed. Do you over bit your bed? Do you guys ever wake up with your pillow soaking wet because you over bit your bed? No, I wake up with a bunch of feathers in my stomach because I'm not a quitter. So anyways, I think that you clenched too hard down on it.

I think your tooth probably chipped on your top tooth. I imagine so. I bet it did not chip on the bread. I think it probably chipped on the tooth because the top ones are just so much harder than the bottom ones. I science, I science, did I have to do it? I will say the chip is tooth.

I'm surprised that I got the bread in the mouth anyway because I'm usually grinding my teeth so hard that it's impossible to get food in between the teeth just to go in. So it's so stressed that you can't even uncollect your jaw for a second. That's a miracle in and of itself. Well they said that you have the teeth of a New York City sergeant in a 1980s cop drama? Yeah, I think they call it in Chicago. They just call it Dennis Farina too. I wish that was more specific Guys, are you at all? What's going on at all? Not too much. Here's here's what's new with me now We all know that improv is basically pattern recognition, right?

So I feel like I'm hyper Intune with patterns. I'm always picking up what's going on, and I've mentioned before how I recognize that in the past a bit of time, a lot of people were saying, let's go and how much I hate that. Well, I found two new patterns, what I've mentioned before, but I found that in all the media I'm consuming, whether it be YouTube or TV or whatever it might be, the phrase at the end of the day appears constantly. People are constantly saying at the end of the day,

and I don't know why. And then I also noticed that a huge new trend is for people to say obviously, and a lot of times when they say obviously, it's something that's not obvious. Where they'll be like, obviously, my favorite food is fried scallops, or obviously I'm six foot two.

And I know that I'm saying it's happy. Obviously I know what you mean But do you have any examples of it? Yeah, I think I think I did the examples speak for themselves obviously Let's go let's go so if you're a listener and you find me crazy Just watch consume some media in the next week and let me know if you hear let's go at the other day There's a bunch of yarn and newspaper behind Adel and it looks like he hasn't slept in quite some time So no, I got the zodiac killer I wish they would tell us who it is. I'm so tired of you luring that overhead. We're starting to not care anymore Adel

It's always I caught him I got him. I'm feeding him bread I'll tell you it was Phil Collins from Genesis No I'll tell you it was Phil Collins from Genesis. No Phil Collins from Tarzan album, please. It was Phil Collins from a specific era of his music This is before you went solo. I guess I have to be a murder because whatever he does I'll do it to show me everything and tell me how Speaking of things that are new for people and things Aaron is there anything new for you? That question hurt going inside my brain. Wanna try again?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm stressed. Moving is stressful. I'm stressed and scared all the time. Everything hurts. But I'm good. I'm okay. I love it when someone describes to me the worst pain

that they're ever in and that immediately afterwards says, but I'm good. Everything's fine. I will let basically anything happen to me. Are you renting a U-Haul to drive cross country? No, I'm getting like a pod thing, but not the kind of pod that you're allowed to keep outside your house.

So it's like a moving truck pod hybrid, and then I'm driving across the country, but not with a U-Haul, with my car. You're attaching a pod to a car and then driving across country. No. Do you have any, speaking of pods? No more questions, no more questions.

So, I'm good. Speaking of pods. I see my time, add all the floors yours. You see your time? There it goes. Aaron speaking of pods, do you have, because I'm someone, Gemma and I tend to, whenever we go on a road trip,

we tend to load up our iPhones with some sort of series or something that we're gonna listen to across the drive or like we make a playlist of like a, you know, like, let's make a list of songs about driving or something. Is there anything that you are going to listen to or have on cue for your drive? That's an excellent question. I think that I'm very, very good at road trips. I'm not great at a lot of things, but I'm fun on a road trip. I got, I got, I got, I'm good at all

the stuff. So yeah, we'll probably listen to, I like to play music in playlist-based games in a car, and then I like getting into like one podcast. Okay. So, we'll probably play my favorite music game, which is like, you kind of create a playlist as you go, and you go, what's a song that you listen to summer before your freshman year of college that makes you nostalgic for that time? And then you add that to the playlist,

and another person asks another question about a different time, and you go back and forth, and then you have a playlist that sparks a And another person asks another question about a different time and you go back and forth and then you have a playlist that sparks a lot of interesting conversations. So probably that. For me that would have been Maya and Wyclef Jean, ghetto superstar. JBC? You said summer before college. Yeah.

I think it was that paramour album with let the flames begin on it. It was like their second album. I'll say the second paramour album, Alec. You have to see, yeah, yeah, they answer. What does, what does he say? Well, nothing, he died. Oh, yeah, he died. And that's the answer. And what would that be for you, Aaron? Oh, wait, does Alterbeck's tombstone say like who lies here? It's just a big mustache. It's like a 40-foot mustache.

No, it says daily double. If you, oh, that'd be amazing. If you stepped on the grave and went, Speaking of Phil Collins. That's a good question. I think I was listening to a lot of Regina Spector. I was feeling a little sad and nostalgic. So I was hoping it would rain

as I looked out the window, ready for my future. Do you think Regina Spector everyday wakes up hoping it will rain? Cause you can't write a novel in that a solid rain. Yeah garbage Missy Elliott and Shirley Manson. Yeah. She wakes up every day Hoping it rains and what she does when it does rain she checks her like Spotify plays and they like triple that day And she's like yes Another rainy day for Regina Spector Because famously when it rains somewhere it's raining everywhere in the world. Sure, yeah. I got more Soviet kitchen, my spider web.

Yeah, what's up? What's going on? Hey. Gotta say my favorite thing to do on a road trip is listen to the podcast of a TV show. So I would do like, Agents of Shield season three, the podcast. And by that I mean, I would just play the audio.

She's a three, the audio and people, what the fuck are you doing? This isn't nothing, we can't enjoy this. I like to listen to entire cast albums. I've never heard before or I haven't listened to in a really long time, so that helps. But yeah, I find anyone has any suggestions. We're not gonna do Route 66, we're gonna do the higher one.

So it's like Nebraska, Colorado. So, if you have anyone has anywhere, I should go. My suggestion for you, Aaron, is be very careful when driving in the mountains in the evening with a pod, because that is gonna be awful. Well, the good news is, we're not attaching a pod to our car. Smart, smart. Oh, on top. So, that's gonna weigh you down to this good deal. attaching a pod to our car smart smart. Oh on top

I highly recommend that as you try you should have had some further questions. You see it's clear now I had none Out of what we sing I highly recommend that when you drive you take as many you stop to see as many roadside attractions as possible. To me, the whole point of a road trip is to experience and dine out on Americana. So for example, when we drove to South Dakota recently, we stopped in, I want to say it's called like Heavens Earth or Earth Sky, Minnesota. And there was a giant, uh, Jolly Green giant statue. And we saw that and we're like, we are, we have to, we have to stop off on, it was like 5 a.m. And we bolted the side of the road so we could stop there. And I think I think I sent you a picture

and I said, Aaron, I'm so sorry, but I'm hanging out with your ex boyfriend. And then did I say something funny back? Unfortunately, we had a paid intern that could scroll through our tech set of photos. I remember someone talking about how he didn't have a penis and it was annoying. It wasn't me though, I wouldn't have said that.

That would be the first thing I got to. Now, Adela, the one issue that I have with that is it sounds like you were on a vacation and it sounds like Aaron is moving across the country. So when you said the purpose of a road trip is to see as many things, in Aaron's case, the purpose is to move across the country. Yes, but I do want to see some stuff. I've never seen the Grand Canyon with love to see that. But I got to murdered.

That is right on the way, Eric. Oh, good. Yeah, well, okay. Kind of. Now I feel bad, because it is about a four hour detour. Yeah, I know, but we're not doing any other detour. And we're basically just like, we're making that a priority. But Adel, when I get killed by stopping to see the world's biggest bear

My blood is on your head Please don't get to see the world's biggest. I'm going. I got you told me I go see all the biggest stuff Aaron there's a 90% chance you get killed seeing the world's smallest bear You think I can't defend myself because you've never seen me lift my arms up You're right You'll get killed by going to see the world's bare grills Who's old man puzzles? Addle I'm so glad that you asked because I was eagerly waiting for my first opportunity to speak this whole day. It's all bread teeth

It's all bread teeth over there That's your mouth the old teeth. Oh, is that always a little bread teeth? I? Think so bread mouth old grain bite It's all bread teeth over there. A trip off the old tooth. Was that always said on bread teeth? I think so. Bread mouth. Old grain bite. Okay, we'll workshop it. Listers of the show, fuck off. Hey, just get the head of it.

Just get the head of it. JPC, no. No, okay, never mind, no. Speaking of listeners of the show, what we have today are some listener submitted riddles from. From 2018 still?dles from 2018 still. Still from 2018, you know, time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future.

We know the funny thing about riddles from 2018 is I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age. All right, all right, all right. Question. There is one scenario in which you can say and and and and and consecutively in a sentence and be grammatically correct. What is it? Puzz. Puzz. Addle. You're insane.

Well, yes, but let's leave the ad-habitant personal attacks until after the podcast. Glass houses. Once we're not recording anymore, we could kind of be as mean as we went to each other. That's like. Okay, it's when you're, it's a list. And Aaron, yes, but I'm gonna need a little more information. So how many of you are making a list of all of,

it's a bunch of people in the family that's all named and you're saying those are the people that are in the family. Okay, now Adal, I'm insane. Well, I guess we're all insane and we're our own puppets. So you were, hold on, I just wanna give her credit what credit to do. That is correct if there were a bunch of people

named to A&D, I think that that would work. But I will say that all of these ants are lowercase So let's assume that if they were proper names, they would be uppercase So we have to roll that one out. So this is an and rind God Yeah, it's a list though Like comma comma comma after each and Um, like comma comma comma after each and not necessarily no you actually wouldn't I don't think you would need commas after every and yet and and and and and five and and and

and oh and and and and and and and and and and We broke airs. And and and. And and and. And and and. And and and. And and. And and. She floating away. Her hair turned into a balloon.

She's floating away. My head's a balloon. Uh oh. So no. So no. I don't know what that was. You just counted the air and your head for a while. It was up in the end as if it were an answer.

I don't know. Totally lots. So do you see how many ants in a row was this? with A&W, your hand for a while. It's like, up in the end, is if it were an answer. I out, I out, I out, yeah, yeah. Totally lots. So, so you can see how many hands and arrows is this? Five hands and a row. And you said this is the only time it makes grammatical sense to say? Yes, this would be the only, I'm sorry, it could be one snare.

There could be more actually, I'm thinking, but the, and I need you to present me with a scenario where it would be grammatical sense to have five hands together So if a teacher said what is a so is it is and like a conjunction or what's I don't even know the Fucking hate English what what is and like so hold on buddy. That's gonna hurt you a lot in this game I'm gonna hurt you a lot in the show probably there most of these riddles are in English. It's not, it's a conjunction. Conjunction junction, what's your function?

So if an English teacher was saying, what conjunctions, what conjunctions in addition to, let's see here. I love where you're going with this. And I could fuel your brain start to think of what this would be and construct it. So I will just go ahead and help you out and say that this is not going to be the right

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And, and, and, and, and. And. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's like we did at the hospital. I feel like this is, and this is a, I really like this route. I really like this route. And, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, into a mic and she tries to just say, and as many times as possible, it's pretty fun. It was very popular. So like the music would try to like play the drums and have fun and I go, shut up. This is my party.

This is about me. And like at 10 minutes into it, I would turn to someone and say, and this is Barakuda. She's doing it. Oh, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it,

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Yeah, you gotta tell us how about little miscant be wrong No one's gonna do it. No one's gonna do it. Or what's the Black, right? So we have to assume the second and the fourth are are lumping the first third and fifth together. You know what's funny? Is that Rosie? By the way, Rosie, thank you so much for sending this and Rosie sent this. One of my favorite names. I love your name, Rose. One of my favorite riveters. One of them. I've got a top 10 riveters list that you'll have to check my Instagram.

But one of the things here is that Rosie sent this email in 2018 and I could only assume that they, you know, the podcast hadn't been out that long and they were like, oh, let's send a riddle. They had no way of knowing that we wouldn't get to this for another three years and that our brains would have fully melted down, it'd been broken.

The podcast would have driven us insane. I didn't hear what you're talking about because I was thinking about Rachel the Riveter. I want to see you see. I want to see you see Aaron, you're Rosie the Riveter. You are an icon of the 1940s in the women's movement. JPC, you are Rachel the Riveter and this is after kind of Rosie's blown up, and she's on posters all over the US, and you're back at work at the factory,

and you're a little jealous. ... Ah, yeah, just been working out. Ah, not a big deal. Just happy to be back at work after all of the hooplaons. Yeah, oh my God, I mean, that was crazy. Like, you were, yeah, you were just,

you were everywhere. Yeah, I mean, I was just like, it was mostly like a campaign to get female members. It's like, you get it the wartime effort. Yeah, and you call it be a riveter. Yeah, well, we're all riveters here. Oh, well, no, we are into a lot of us have been riveting the entire time you've been taking pictures or whatever.

Okay, that's fine. You can be a riveter, Rachel. Well, I started two weeks before you, so yes, thank you so much. Oh, you did? Huh, okay, no, I totally, like, you're a better riveter than me, Rachel, that's totally fine. I totally get it. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm being petty.

It's not about that. It's not about who's a better revider, we do not want to get sucked into that competition stuff that literally all of our male colleagues, it's a pissing match between every single one of them. And I'm like, stop pissing, we're so high up in the air. And I'm sure you're gonna be way more famous than I will ever be.

Rachel, yeah, of course. Like I already am looking at your haircut and I'm like I want that haircut. I want to keep her calling it my signature style, but I don't know. It's just it's just something that I asked for and they gave me. Right. Like what do I have an adorable bandana and a great vibe? You've got the Rachel. You got your haircut. You're doing great. You're doing great. I can I just say I honestly I don't think my hair style is practical for what we're doing.. You're doing great. Uh, can I just say I? Honestly, I don't think my hairstyle is practical for what we're doing We're so high up. We're putting rivets into steel beams. The wind is blowing me all over the place Hey, I hope you guys don't mind. I'm new on the line. My name's Joey the Riveter. How you doing?

And shove all right God judging by his voice, he was connected though, so we should be careful. We should, yeah. You know what? This is so silly. Obviously, you're famous now. You're on posters everywhere. Black, black, non embarrassed, that's fine.

But, you know, we're here. We're riveting. These are the rivets that will beat the Nazis. So we, we must, we must, we must build these steel beams for the only war that we're gonna be able to be proud of for a long time. Not even, it's not even sort of a gray area, even now sort of, uh, the Nazis are bad,

but we're not totally doing the right thing all the time always. And the war. Well, I mean, I, I have a lot of faith that the United States is going to make up pretty well after this one. Oh, that was a bad stuff happening right now, even totally. I think that you guys are going to show what the law Rachel. 75 years later, scene.

That's how long it takes to fall off a building in those days. Yeah, different time, Adel, different time. But back in 2021, we're living in the same time. And by that, I mean, it's time to answer this role. And and and and. So yeah, so Aaron, the way that you were saying it, I think is a super helpful. So the clue that I will give you is this is how I would say it if I was doing the full, you know, using this in the appropriate context.

Okay. And and and and and and I can't imagine that that was helpful. So what I will say is with these five ends, the one way that it makes contextual sense is if there are two words that are not and on either side. Well, yeah, I mean, that would help it be a sense.

Sure. Add and and and and and the. Add and and and and and the, because you need five ants. Oh, add, okay, shut up. Everybody, everyone's screaming in the top of their lungs. No, it's nothing, no, no, no, I never know. Okay, what's funny?

Add, and, and, wait, hold on, I have to figure this out, guys, or I will break it half, I'm so sorry. I'm really, really sorry. My confidence and entire being is like kind of injured on this. And here I am knowing the riddle and knowing that this is not the direction that she's

okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna make it work. Okay, you two, you two that brought this woman in. You need to tell me what was happening right before she collapsed. She said add and and and and and and and the and and and and you can pick whatever fucking word at the end you want. You pick a word. And so I was mistaken earlier. So the first and third ends are and in the regular sense in terms of like they are being used as conjunctions. Try and and and and and and and.

Yeah, so the first one. Second, no, I'm sorry, Adel, of the five, the second and the fourth. Oh, I was right there. I'm sorry, the first, the third and the fifth are all used as conjunctions. Okay. The second and the fourth are not being used as conjunctions.

They're just being, it's weird to say it this way, but they're just being used as the word and. Sure, I understand. I understand. Oh, I'm adding in. Okay, well, let's, this will help. Let's replace the second and fourth and with a different word for now. But, okay, yeah, sure. Yeah, that could help you.

How about a noun? Cat. Cat. I guess we'll use but. Yeah, that could help you. How about a noun? How about a noun? Cat. Cat. Cat? Well, you spot. No, and cat. It's both a noun and another question.

See, that's and cat and cat and, or I'll do dog. And cat and dog and. Exactly. Hi. I think you guys are right there. Bring cat. Wait, bring, oh, cat, something a word at the beginning. And Cat and Dog and Pie.

Pie is the last word of the sentence. What's the first word of the sentence? Well, yeah, but that only works. But remember, the word is Ann. So you still have to say Ann five times and make it make sense and and and and Okay The title of this episode is an and and and and and and pie that I don't want to be I'd be lying if I said I didn't think he'd ever come to this. I knew that this was coming. I quit the show

I knew that this was coming. I quit the show. Did I? Crazy. I was going to, you're quitting, because I went crazy. No, no, no, I'm quitting because we've reached a riddle that's five words in a row, the same word. We are not moving on until we get this.

I don't want JBC to tell us. So I'm going to need you to, like, I don't know, if you have a button, you can turn on for your brain. So, push my belly button. I'm not going to tell you guys the answer. Seriously, we'll not tell you guys the answer. I will give you another hint. Okay.

Okay. So, there's a situation in which this makes sense. Oh, I get it. There's a situation. So, it's Jim and Tan and Laundry. So, is that it? And the thought you say, and the out of all, and Polly D. So these ants are written, I'm sorry,

so not all of them, but ants two and ants four are written out. And someone is commenting on them, the ones that are written out. So that's a pretty big one, that's a pretty big hand. I basically, I can't give it. Okay, well, you can see there's their famous document. No, it's not a famous document. It could be it could happen anywhere basically. But is there a place

that's more likely to happen? Yes. Let's say I could tell you that. Yeah, for sure. Let's say that the place that's most likely to happen is like a sandwich shop. Oh, okay. Sandwich shop. And... And and and and pie. Oh, peanut butter and jelly? No, and Aaron.

You're still older than you in four ads when you're doing it. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm doing it this better. Add. So stop down the ad, just add is not an. Okay, hold on. Bring and, oh no, no, shut up. Peanut butter and jelly.

I feel like I need, I feel like, I feel like for the sake of our friendship, I need to just let you guys know the answer. Here's what's going on. I don't, people are gonna message me to tell me that they stopped listening to the show because I'm too dumb. So I would rather try to avoid those messages

and prove to the people at home that I'm only a kind of bit dumb, a little bit of the diet. Oh, I think I know the answer. Yes, yes. Yeah, the only time, the only time it dramatically makes sense to someone to use the word and five times in a row like this is if you're a small adorable child and the 1920s on Santa's lap and you say,

I want a puppy and a kitten in my dead back. Oh No way Have fun being in World War two and shoves off my lap 75 years later. I gotta give it up to Edel. I I will accept that answer Surely purely for the sake of us being able to Do you want to hear it? I want okay, you know, can you tell us what it was at a same at a sandwich shop? Was it yes, that's what they said Rosie said this is a chip shop, so

I can only assume that Rosie is from Mary old London town and yet But we don't know. So Rosie's answer says, a shop owner commenting on a sign being painted, for example, might say, there's not enough space between fish and and and and chips. So it says fish and chips on the board, and they're saying not enough space between fish and and and and chips Okay, well I got super confused because you said there's only one word before

That sentence, but you know actual sentence. They're not saying fish and and and and and and and and chips That's not the full sentence if I had known I had more words to work with at the beginning of the sentence Perhaps they could have gotten there. I won't you saying. That's fair, that is fair. A lot, so see you saying. Please. This should be a quick one, a quick one in it. And Aaron, you are a shop owner in London town. JPC, you have stopped in Ringling Ding

into the door of the shop and you are mostly instead of ordering food, you're mostly giving commentary on what the shop could improve on. Hey Adolf, it sounds like hey buddy, it sounds like you really want to be in the scene. Now I'll step in later, won't I? Sounds like you're trying to do maybe do the voice to see if you will find your way and are you sure? All of you set up the apples and pears. the apples and pears. All right. Right, then what can I get, geez?

Oh, well come in. Hello there. I am a tourist. Hey, Ross. Yeah, Ross, hello. Being upfront with that, so please do not charge me an exorbitant rate. That is an awful big way. Stop for an American.

Just raise it and you bids. It's honestly, it's not. Shut up, you're not invited to the beach. Stop for an American just raising your bits From outside the shop it looks like it would be bigger in here looks like it's I mean it's pretty much right here is the counter so You must have a pretty big kitchen pretty big staff you Come under the counter and you come on back You see this? All right, have a good day. No, no, no, no, what can I get you? I'm sorry. I saw it. No, I just It seems like yeah, it seems the kitchen feels like way too big and there's just one older gentleman in the back of the kitchen looks like making sandwiches and a monomage tape

Oh, hey Ted that's Ted that's me husband and I'm drinking a Oh, hey, Jeff. That's, that's me, husband. And I'm drinking a ginger in an agent, ginger in an agent, and tonic. Okay, have a good one. Please, honey, stop it. On a decent full breakfast or else I'll get sick. Ginger in an agent,

ginger in an agent, and tonic. All drink to a long dead, cause my name is Tade. Eh. Eh. So I just got off the play. This This is is this one I can expect from your country. I'm sorry. I was just raising your bits Well, yeah, it's less out in funny when I see I know I'm not from you, but I don't think that that's it I don't know one time we saw the queen take a seat We'll tell you about the time that we met the queen.

There's no seats here, it's just a queen. I bet it was a great day in May, and we met the queen, but it wasn't the queen. It's a rat in a wig, but it came in here, and we served it all the same. It was a rat in a wig, but it sang Freddie Mercury and said to us, how we met the queen. Yes, we'll do another one.

I'll do another song then. Hold on, hold on just gonna I'm gonna cancel on my business meetings for tomorrow because I feel like I'm gonna be staying here for a while You better open here. There we go You live here now you live in the shop. I'm singing this song cozy is it but that is my husband right over there? Sure. Try to sit down but you can't find a chair. Hold on, I missed that last part I was just sitting a quick divorce text to my wife. I feel like this is the rest of my life now so I'm gonna follow you to the internet. Sure.

Kiss my wife, kiss her right now. I'll take a picture, keep it for now. Oh I'm a cock and I don't mind it My name is Ted and I'm dumbass shit. Oh Sorry Ted confusion there. Sorry. I don't want to have relations with your wife I just wanted to clear up my whole thing so that I'm fully focused on whatever this is You know where that sound is it means the pie is ready Oh, you know where that sound is, it means the pie is ready. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and We're not sorry

Hey GPC Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to I just need some advice this This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Adal. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to sit online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy

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Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna do it. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords,

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slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey Aaron Erin. Hey, Erin. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adeland JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods isn't it funny to think about something like that like how they're never truly is a Middle no, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, uh, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. Uh, I believe this

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I am home. Who are we? What is this? I clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's J.P.C.'s birthday, and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world.

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road for some Americana. And then you're eating by a big old bear. Well, we're out of here because we're going to jail for cooking papers into pies. You know what I'm gonna do? Good boy. Jack the Ripper tour. Okay. I'm still here.

I'm still here. What do I do? I just show you a shot. Clean up, close up. Hey, JBC, we came as soon as you divorced us. Really, that's what I asked why I was said. Yeah, who gets in the divorce? who gets all the bad riddles? Oh, that was good, I liked that.

You know who gets all the bad riddles, you, the listener. Let's move on to some more riddles. Hi, I'm ready. Except these aren't bad, these are actually good. And these are from Sam. And Sam says, feel free to use my name, Sam, Kim Minnet. Kim Minnet. Sam spelled their name phonetically, This says, feel free to use my name, Sam. Camminets. Camminets.

Sam's spelled their name phonetically. Camminets. Camminets. Let's say it's Sam Camminets. Actually, Sam spelled their name phonetically several times in this email, which I think is great because I do not have an attention span, Sam. So I absolutely appreciate that. Sam says, huge fan.

Been listening since episode one tried submitting these homemade riddles but they are resubmitting them with like a better format. So these are some they submitted these in actually 2019 and then they resubmitted them in 2020 and so and you're right Sam you nailed the format formatting is way better. Yeah, no uses Microsoft Word anymore. Thank you for switching to Google Docs. 10 out of 10 so much better format. Formatting is way better. Yeah, no uses. Microsoft Word anymore. Thank you for switching to Google Docs. 10 out of 10, so much better format. So here we go.

These are a homophone riddles. And there's an example as well. So I'm an occludes an example. Here we go. One is for diving or straight and two by four. The other is what you feel when you start to snore. Board. Board. Board, board. Yes, correct. Board and board. That is the example riddle. The other is what you feel when you start to snore. Bored. Bored.

Bored, bored. Yes, correct. Bored and bored. That is the example of riddle, so nobody gets points for that. But great. Always love to see the inclusion of an example of riddle in there. Here we go. Here's the first real riddle.

The subjects of holy books and ledger books. Displayed in spreadsheets and stained glass. Each shows the will of invisible hands and is sought across the lands. Once is a title bestowed, the other, the opposite of Ode. Okay, that was a lot. That was not as simple as Board Board.

Adel, you're correct. It was not as simple as Board Board. They lured us in with the example and then they hit us with the heavy stuff. Can you not add a, would you say that you got board board? I was sitting T. I was saying I got confused confused. I thought that it was gonna be easy. So I'm leaning back in my chair with my feet up

on my desk drinking a my tie. I didn't realize this was the serious thing. So let me put my business suit back. Yeah, GPC, we're on island time. I'm sorry, I was wearing a business suit. Aaron, you were just drinking my tie. Uh, my bag. Let's, let's hear that, Rital one more time.

The subject of holy books and ledger books. Okay, let's pause. Okay, so the subject of holy books and ledger books. I mean, ledger books. One is like religion and then ledger books is gonna be like accounting. Yeah. Correct.

You have, you have, correctly identified what those two things are a reference to. But is that one thing or is that the two things? Is that a giving example of the disparity or is this all a clue for the first word? It's one, the subject of holy books and ledger books, so one thing, the other thing. And then we're gonna do that a few more times.

So each one of these things is, okay, that makes sense. It's your two clues. Yeah. So the subject of holy books and ledger books, that's one of them, displayed in spreadsheets and stained glass, each shows the will of invisible hands and is sought across the lands. One is a title bestowed, the other, the opposite of ode. One is a title bestowed, the other, the opposite of ode. The opposite of ode is... The opposite of ode, who is not dead. Is paid. No, not, I mean, you're in synonym country,

but it's not paid, paid is not the word. Careful Aaron, we're in synonym country. Do you have your gun? Cinnamon? No. We're in cinnamon base. I thought we were going to cinnamon. We're going to cinnamon base.

No. Thousands of dollars of improv classes, just decades of experience, and cinnamon? No. That's where we are. That's where we are at this point. Well, hold on. And it's important to know that all of us have been paid to teach improv as well. That's where we are. That's where we are at this point. Well, hold on. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, no, Florida. Okay, try it again.

Like, let's try it. But you do the opposite and I'll make it work, okay? Hold on, hold on, hold on. What, you add, for example, to work, what are the two states that sound, their names closest together? Because cinnamon and, cinnamon of them, they sound very similar.

I'm such a good improviser. I can make add-als, prompt works. Let's see it. I wanna see a scene. Unlike normal scenes where we lay out a premise, all of the like is a prompt. So the prompt is Adel, you are going to say, wait, I'm sorry, it's the reverse of what you just did.

So Aaron, you're going to say, do you want to go to Florida and Adel, you're going to say Minnesota and Aaron, you're going to say no. Okay, yeah. Hey, do you want to go to Florida? Minnesota? Oh no honey, this is why we need to go to Florida. We're getting so old. Your memory is coming in and out. Oh honey, please come back to me for just one minute. Please. In and out. Kevin Klein?

That sounds more like the old you were getting closer. You loved Kevin Klein. Honey, a fish called Wanda Pirates of Pens and S. Please, I know you're in there somewhere. As home! Yeah, dear you, you're back! I love you, my husband! Look, it's me! Oh, my beautiful cinnamon lady. No, cinnamon. See? Yeah, yes, and and and I see. Yeah. Yes. And then then then.

Unfortunately, you served up battle directly into his wheelhouse. I'm an old man who just sits there riff about Kevin Klein. And my day, Kevin Klein used to be in Orange County. Sorry, that's my grandpa. He rambles about Kevin Klein. Kevin Klein was in Wild West. My favorite genes rambles about Kevin Klein. Kevin Klein was in the wild, wild west. My favorite genes are a pair of Kevin Klein's. Sometimes I forget of Kevin Klein's ever wanted Oscar or not.

Seems like maybe. Kevin Klein's one of those actors who I really hope is still alive. I believe he's still the mayor and Bob Berger's. Yeah, that's some stuff. It was awesome. I love Kevin Klein. He's married to Phoebe Cates from, first time's a rich man high.

Oh, yay. Good work if you can get it. All right, what's the answer to that, Rettel? No, what's the opposite? So the opposite of, oh, so if you owe someone money, the opposite is you are in debt. No, you are fully paid. You are, you are copacetic.

You are equal. Yes, it's kind of like paid. It's kind of like a send them to pay. It's just hard because in my head, there's no opposite of owed because owed is like a one way action. Because I don't go around going, hey, that person doesn't owe me money. Well, I think so. The line is one is a title bestowed, the other, the opposite of owed. So these things rhyme and the rhyme, opus gates a little bit.

But here's the thing that I think we will help you guys. The subjects of Holy Books and Ledger Books might be the one that is going to get you there more than any of these others. Holy Books and Ledger Books. So. Numbers. Taxes.

Who is the subject of a Holy Book? Jesus. A God. All right, God, no, let's think, let's think lower. Let's think lower, like not for God. Lord. But like, what are some. Holy Ghost. No, no, no, let's think, let's think lower. Let's think lower, like not for God. But like, what are some? Oh, Holy Ghost. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, or rabbi, rab, rab, rab cell. So like, let's say maybe a priest or rabbi,

but let's say that the religion is like, it's not even, it's not even a religion yet. So I can't really call myself a priest or rabbi or a preacher. At this point, I'm just kind of like, I'm a guy who knows what's up. Let's see, oh, I'm a liar. Consisting through this. But yeah, but I got some interesting theories

and it's actually, you're gonna wanna listen to some of the stuff Some people call me like a mad person, but I'm not I just I know this stuff Maybe they've even been touched by God. Oh Profit profit profit profit Profit profit Herbert on the chairman profit profit profit is incorrect. No, keep guessing yeah You've got it riddles today like keep guessing. Yeah, that is of course correct Yeah, worse than normal. Yeah, what's what's going on? Oh my god I've solved it all of our good ridillability was stored up in one corner of my tooth

Oh god now that it's gone. Oh, it's gone damn it Adelaide I'm scared I'm scared too Well you're both scared. Adelaide I'm scared. Adelaide I'm scared. Okay, I got to see a scene. I got to see a scene. So Adelaide Aaron, you are both children who are camping for the night

and I am going to be playing your dad who he thinks he's kind of like a prankster and he's doing some stuff outside of your tent to try to like spooky and scary a little bit. Edel, do you think we'll see a bear tomorrow? Well dad said that the biggest bear in the world lives in the sky and his name is Ursula Major. He said it's a sky bear that never sleeps. Thank God I'm here, I'm your little sister. I'm not even as scared as you would wait.

What was that? Some things that... Womp, womp. Someone's playing EDM at the tent door. It sounds like we're at a rave. I'm scared and I'm afraid. N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- No, I'm right I'm right outside. I'm right by the fire. I'm right outside your tent. I didn't see anything There was no scrillex. There's no scrillex in this part of the woods. This is what's too far north for scrillex I'm sure I'm trying to get to bed, but wait didn't you say we were roasting Marshmallows

Now just try to get a good night's sleep or going camp. We're going to hiking tomorrow, so you need to be well rest okay zip Okay, okay, okay, I feel a base. I feel the beat in the floor the ground Zip kids we what's going on? We heard DJ do call and respawns. We were giving out two squeaks. No modern DJ they don't do that anymore. I think we saw the DJ who deadmouse who wears the dead mouse dead. Deadmouse is dead. He fell off a building. He died 75 years ago. I have a question. What's that Aaron? I think I heard a DJ that makes seven figures for play.

Pressing a computer at a festival. I think I heard what? I think we heard him in the Beatha. Now, now, we're podcasters. We don't really have much room to talk about stuff like that. Now, go to sleep. We have a hike in the morning, zip. But it's so okay.

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What the hell? What is going on? Did the room, oh my god, the roof. The lights are on fire! My kids are possessed! Womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, w What I was doing to you kids wasn't very nice. I scared you a lot, but I will say this. It was me, of course, making those sounds. It was not dead mouse, it was not. It was not.

But when we get back into the city, after this weekend is over, we're gonna get you kids some DJ lessons because that was awful. What did you think? What did you think? You're talking and I get here. You fat, bush, flu.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. That, it's real now, dad. What would you do? You're talking and I can hear fat bush flu That it's real now dad. Erick every time every time The beat stops you speak and then we used to speak you Casey This scene same And and and You think you were better off alone? Resting on, okay, here we go. Here's the next one.

Resting on your laurels makes you one or the other. Hardies. Resting on your laurels and hardies. Listen. Okay. Oh, God. Sometimes you just gotta laugh. The summation of accomplishment

and the absence of effort, going nowhere and having no observable flaws. One worthy of worship, the other, a moment's pause. Profit, profit. Stuck, stop, stay. One worthy of worship, the other worthy of pause. The A test. One worthy of worship. Do you other worthy of pause? VHS. One worthy of worship.

The other a moment's pause. P-A-U-S-E. Meditation. Still. No, not still. Break. Good guess. Break, yes.

Recess, recess. No. I love both uses of the word recess. Can we hear the first part of it again? Resting on your laurels makes you one or the other. The summation of accomplishment and the absence of effort. Let's pause.

Wait, can you say that one again? The summation? The summation of accomplishment and the absence of effort. Oh, is it resume and resume? It is not. Easy. That's a really good guess. Going nowhere and having no observable flaws.

Addle. Natural. You just accidentally got two of the letters, by the way. I'm flawless and I'm going nowhere, ladies. You are so close. Basically, you are correct, Addle, except you got your vowels wrong. Wait, what did Addle say? Paddle. Cattle, saddle. No, what did you say, Addle? were correct, Adel, except you got your vowels wrong. Right, what did Adel say? Paddle.

Cattle, saddle. No, what did you say, Adel? I said, Adel. I said, Adel. You were close, but you have the vowels wrong. That's it. It's a D in an L. Correct.

So is it idle? Yes. Adel, idle, idle, worship, and idle. False, idle, and then idle, what your car does. Adel sounded so close to the answer to that. I was like, wow, that's actually your name. Really, it fits with that.

Here we are. We had another one. We have a few more of these. So we have. I like these a lot. God, yeah, these are fun. Thank you so much, Sam. Kim minutes.

Kim minutes. Kim minutes. Thank you, Sam Berkowitz. Sam. Both our signals to the observant, if you often look at hands. If gilded, they are happy, sad if squeezed and pressed. One is sign of marriage, the other signs distress.

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Gmail that slays. Okay, good time Gary at Gmail that slays. Hope I spelled that right. Have you seen my socks send? I'm sorry. Have you seen my good time Gary at Sliz Mill? That giz did have you seen my socks? Oh, I'm saying hold on I I have a couple of unreads Let me go back through your socks No, I have not seen your socks. Do you want me to try to call them? Can you put them in the dumb waiter or the lazy Susan?

I mean, if I know where they are, then yeah, I will. That's well. Put them. I can try to give your socks a call. Hold on. Dad. Dad. Lazy Susan, get in here. That's your son. Lazy Susan, get in here. That's your son The lazy Susan get in here. Come here boy. No, I'm not I I wanted to send you both a funny video

But I can't is a TikTok. Yeah, it's a TikTok. I saw it before we lost your phone I'm just gonna describe it. Yeah, please Okay, so it's really funny. It's okay, it's a dog, I'm laughing already. It's a dog. I feel too lazy to describe it. Okay, no, no, I got it. It's a dog and he's, oh, and then he, okay, he slides down a bandit, like he's like sliding, and then he slides down the stairs.

And then, wait, I'm getting a text. We have to sign him up for the army. We have to sign him up for the army. I'm not enough. I'm not enough. Okay, a tropical crop and a tiller too. A brother's bane and father's discipline. Oh, brother's burn?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Bane and Abel. Okay, brothers burn. No, no, no, no, no, no, there's a band enable. Okay, that has legs. Tom Hardy's attached, but he wants to play able. Bears an old man's weight and the world's second sin. King, cane, cane, cane, cane, so I was right with band enable. You were right with Bane and Abel, correct. Okay, here we go, here's the next one. Overkingedems and under clouds. One is gloomy, the other,

crowds. Flag. Overkingedems and under clouds? Yes. So those are both in the same spot. Yeah. If something is overkinged them, but beneath the clouds, it's right in that same spot. Yeah. If something is overking them, beneath the clouds, it's right in that sweet spot between cloud and castle.

Well, so they both are not measures of distance. Tear? Is it tear, tear? It is not tear, tear. Is it spire, spire? It is not spire, spire. Is it spiro, spiro, the dragon dragon? Oh my god, please let it be.

Let me check the answers. Water, water. No, I mean, you guys are naming some of my favorite Bowie songs, but no, so far it is not. Is it milk, milk, lemonade, lemonade? The Kingdom of Fudge. So, okay, so read the rest. Yeah, I'm sorry, would you mind just rereading it one more time and then we can take a hint. Over kingdoms and under clouds. One is gloomy, the other, proud. Okay, and yeah, let's, sorry, you're in, let's say, again.

So I said it before, but when I'm saying under clouds is about like physical proximity, over kingdoms is not about physical proximity. Hi. Okay. So again, over kingdoms is not about physical proximity. Okay. So again, over kingdoms is not about physical. I know, but kite comes before a kingdom does. Huh? In addition.

It's after. Oh, this is how it has kingdom. That's okay. Here's your other hint. Tell me that I'm dumb. Over kingdoms and under clouds, one is gloomy and the other is proud. Under clouds goes with gloomy and proud goes with overkingdubs. Oh, I got it. It's on we, we, it's rain rain.

We, we, yes. I can't believe I said water, water instead of rain rain. Water, water, everywhere. We're not adopted. I looked a fool. I want to see a scene. Well, technically, Aaron Aquaman waters over his kingdom. Okay, I like that.

I want to see a scene, please. The two of you are both good to play. I wonder if Adel will start doing a little more like to see if we ask him to start. All the two of you, I want to see a scene where the two of you are the king and queen of the cloud kingdom, but you've realized that you have no subjects. It's just the two of you. Mother fucker. What?

I stepped wrong. I fell like 4,000 feet down. Oh no. We got to get this fucking floor fixed. Well, I think that we need to make sure we go above bodies of water so we can collect more water so these clouds are walkable. Why the long face? You seem very solid for a boy who lives on a cloud.

Ugh, I don't know, Elaine. I mean, I love it here. You know, we're the king and the queen of the clouds, except... When there's not rain, this whole fucking place falls apart, okay? We got no subjects, there's no one here working, so... You know, God forbid, I'm not gonna work. I'm a king! Why would I work? And this cloud's going to shit! It's going to absolute shit! No, there's thunder, there's lightning! Those are not positives!

We get to see a bird! Those are not positives! We all the day, when that airplane went by, we waved at all those people, and they were screaming and screaming. Thinking we were in some sort of danger. And then what happened? That jet stream came by right afterwards,

and it fucked up our whole house. So just spit us all over the place. We got first trapped in here. You say fuck's up, I say redecorated. OK, L.A. I don't mean I hate to do this, but have you been drinking the rainwater? Me? Because you know that's part of it. It's just the way your vocal cadence is working out right now.

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Boo, I'm booing you for telling me to stop. I'm having fun. Rain booze is actually fantastic. That's like a, that's the very, tips on that being my DJ name. That's a very clever pun. Somewhere over the rain booze. Her name is DJ Rain booze. Rain booze. Her name is DJ Rainboos.

Rainboos is the name of my new vodka company. Nobody take it. Nobody take it. Temporary. We find out someone take it. Okay, so it's 20% alcohol, 10% steak. So this vodka is going to be bad. Yeah, okay, you don't like steak and vodka delicious.

Okay, what about the Russian mob? Okay, here we go. Here's the last one. This is the last one of Sam's properly formatted homophone riddles. Okay, I'm ready. A motley group or an unsorted cash, crew crew, cash A. Vast collections and loose collections of tribes.

One is the Dominion of Dragons, Meisers, Meis and Magpies. Cave cave. Not a cave cave. Den den, layer layer. Ooh, you're circling it. Oh, I look a lot. Did you ever see Jam, did you ever see Jam Curie

in layer layer? Jim Curie in layer layer. Jam Curie in layer layer. Welcome to Burverly. I'm Kakin' my own ours. Okay, so where you said where dragons live and also magpies and what was the other one? One is the dominion of dragons, Meisers, Meis and magpies.

Dragons, Meisers, Meis and magpies. So those are four different things. So dragons will be in the sky or in their Horde of Horde. Horde. Horde. Horde. Horde. Yes, you got it. It's Horde Horde. I would like to see a scene. Pleas. Um, a, a, a, a, a, a, you are a dragon and JPC. You're also a dragon and JPC. You a dragon and JPC are throwing a housewarming party for your new horde and Adel Zelene Dragon who showed up. Ding Dong. Oh, hey, Jack. It's Jack, right?

Yes, it is Jack the mighty. Yeah, I don't know too many green dragons, so I figured it must come on in. Thank you so much Synonym for having me. It's uh yeah well thank you so much for being here make yourself comfortable we are just kind of thank you waiting for some other dragon. Oh is this table up for grabs? Is this is this table just anyone's table? It's it's all mine but feel free to spray out on any of the treasure that you find here. It's all it's all good Did you wait? You know, did you see on the way over any other dragons in the sky or can say that I did but I Did bring potato salad, but you can't have any it's mine

Okay, I've sat on this potato salad since 9 a.m. No worries. I'm all good on that I'm really emailed to say pot luck, but okay, okay, okay here we go getting the party started Hey, it's me puff. Did you order a pizza? Okay, it's higher Okay, I'm magic man. Yeah, he's. I'm magic man, I live by the sea and I'm relic. So fuck you. Yeah, puff, there's pizza here.

I ordered some pizzas in the back. No, I'm the pizza man now. Oh god, puff. That's so sad. Can I also just say, living by the sea is not a personality trait. So don't say I'm puff, I live by the sea. not a personality trait. So don't say that buff. I live by the sea.

That describes nothing about you. Okay, I live in Analy too. So that's a little bit of something. You live in Analy? Yeah, in a land called, you know, I don't have to prove myself. Hey, yeah, I used to be a litigator and now I'm the pizza guy. See you. I spoke weed all the time, but beating a pizza guy is a great job.

I make real work. No, no, I totally, I wouldn wouldn't I didn't know you were working I would have totally invited you I didn't even know you were I thought you were back in the honestly still Yeah, I really really sad to see your pizza puff whatever I cooked your pizza by breathing on it have a good night guys Okay, man have a good night. Didn't even ask for money Well, I paid my card Puff puff give us a chance to pay you. No, it's okay.

You know what, I just thought that this party was going to be kind of a bigger deal. I even invited Drake. I thought I would be proud of Drake showed up, but got to know from some of the people. Hey guys, you didn't pay me. Well, will you take this potato salad? Yeah, that's fine. By the way, if you have to scrape it off in this... You're going to have a party tonight and everyone's there.

Oh, man. Peat-poll-and-married. That's why. That's why. There was because their party's always a swingers party. You get laid. Yeah, but... Okay, I'll be honest with you, no one's going to fuck you

with an ass-covered at Potato Salad. Sorry, my friend died. I think that's a accident, my son. Oh. Let's see. Isn't it like, Dragon live forever, but not their little friend? Whoa.

That's what happened, right? Yes, that in Potato Salad, and met his faithful liens. So puffed the magic dragon, quit litigation, became a Peter delivery boy and found his new life. Vocation. Vocation.

There you go. Nice. Well, you know, puff, canonically is a litigator, but we have other shit going on in our lives. Aaron, is there anything that you would like to plug? Yeah, right now I'm just feeling really proud that I made puff the magic dragon a litigator who lost his job. Yes, I have something I would love to plug.

Give me one second. Please, please. Okay, so I want to plug the comic book that my best friend and boyfriend, Sean Coil, wrote. It's called Skylis. You can go support it on Kickstarter. If you just type in Skylis into Kickstarter, you'll find it that way. Or if you want to follow him on Instagram, it's the link in his bio. It is so good.

He started writing it at the beginning of quarantine, and I watched him work on it for a year. And very fun fact, Chris, they are the artist, and they live in Australia. And we found them because they're a listener of our show. So Chris is a Hey Riddle Rittle fan, and they are so talented. Oh, very cool. They ended up doing the art for Sean's comic book.

So you'd be, check it out. Just look at the artwork and then tell me what you think, because I think it's unbelievable. Hell yeah. And the artwork is the thing that Sean didn't do. No, but also the story is amazing. Look, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. But I'm really proud of Sean and I'm proud of Chris, who is amazing.

Very cool. JPC, give us some plugs, make them real or else forget about it. So I very rarely do this, but I am on good terms with some of my X's. One of my X's has a cool new project. It's the story of two best friends, Neil and Alina. They're on a questress door to the sky to dystopian earth. Think the Hunger Games meets Game of Thrones. It's a romantic coming of age epic that doesn't shy away from the harsh realities of death and violence. And you can support that project on Kickstarter. I don't know much more about that project.

Oh my god. We both dated Sean. And I'm finding out in the plugs. I'm sorry. If you're going to tell me you dated my current boyfriend, can you tell me in a Patreon episode? I'm sorry. I don't know who Sean is.

I know Chris Kirk. So it's weird that you were pretty up. Oh, the artist. Oh, they, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't really surely know about the writing, actually the writing seems not great, but it's all good. It's all good. The art is wonderful.

So please look that up. Sean Coil or Chris C.R.Y.S. Kirk. And back to that Skylis kickstarter. Oh, one more thing to plug. If you were listening to this on the day that it comes out, this Friday, May 21st, 2021, at 8 p to plug. If you were listening to this on the day that it comes out, this Friday, May 21, 2021, at 8 p.m. Central Time, we are doing a live stream show from Lincoln Hall in Chicago, broadcast all over the world.

You can get your tickets, headgum.com slash live. It's like a 90 minute show. The first 60 minutes is like a Hey, we're in a rental episode. And then the last half is, or the last half, the last third is kind of like our Patreon content. It should be really fun. We have some surprises planned. We are really looking forward to it. Again, get your tickets headgum.com slash live this Friday the 21st 8 p.m. Addle anything to pluck? Yes. I'm actually now on good terms with my dad. He has a new Kickstarter called Skylis. I actually

today selected the $45 tier to support him. And immediately after I did that, he immediately sent me a text to say thank you. I also wanna plug out. Are you guys son? Wait a minute. Steps on, step son. Don't be weird.

I also wanna plug out podcast, I was on called House Decided Podcast, like House Divided, House Decided Podcast. Please check that out. We talk about the movie Wolf Walkers. And then also, hey, in the next seven days, let me know how many times you hear, let's go at the end of the day or obviously, because it's driving me crazy.

I live in a prison of my own mental state. I think that's it. And everybody go listen to Peter Paul and Mary, especially their song about hammers. Peter Paul and Mary, who we've had. Peter Paul and Mary, who we've had. Peter Paul and Mary. Peter Paul and Mary, who we've had. Peter Paul and Mary, especially their song about hammers. Peter Pollen Mary? Peter Pollen Mary, who... Peter Pollen got married? The Magic Triggin.

Oh. Peter Pollen Mary. Peter Pollen Mary, big. I'm out of hammer, I'm out of hammer in the morning. Anyways, Jupiter, no one wants to Peter Pollen Mary? Bye forever. We are basically Peter Pollen Mary. We've talked about this on the show before.

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