Hey Riddle Riddle - #15: Bleh Riddle Riddle! a.k.a. RiddleWeen!

Episode Date: October 31, 2018

It's our special Halloween episode chock full of riddles so bad you'll want to scream! Adal is Count Puzzula and discovers that's most spooky riddles are just bullshit jokes! We find out how all 3 hosts will die, resurrect Jackie O references, go a little bit DISNEY CRAZY and find out that looks matter! ALSO JPC and Erin have to put their Horror Movie knowledge to the test and Kevin oh Kevin do they fail. It's Bleh Riddle Riddle! Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a HeadGum podcast. Terror falls across the land. Hashtag Whittle Wednesday is close at hand. As improvises and workforce cats will terrifying's podcast apps. And to so ever shout their try to lampoon errands closer to eyes, must sit through add-ons, puns and barbs as GPC steals their magic cards. The foulest noise in the air, the groves of 40,000 listeners as the solution to each riddle asks ends up being such fucking trash. For though the Pazis pose seemed fine, the answers will be shitting. For no mere mortal shall resist the evil of these riddies.

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Welcome to Play Rital Rital! Welcome to Play Rital Rital! This is Ad out of five and I'm Count Puzzula. Do we like that? Count Puzzula. Yeah, that's an approving. And my phrase, of course, is like, I want to suck your butt. Oh, wow. Should I get the beginning of the podcast? Well, that's Count Puzzulaulas. I don't make it up. I'm just channeling Camp Puzzula. Okay, Andy, I was booking in for what you are this week.

I didn't think of one. I thought you were going next. I have one for JPC. Oh, okay. What do you do? If you need one, please. David S. Puzzies. No.

Any riddies? You read that off notes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fine. This is a JPC-AKA David S. Puzzies, any riddies? And Aaroni are a part of it. Oh God. Someone doesn't watch SNL weekly.

Is that what you think the show is called? The SNL weekly? Yeah. And I'm Aaron Keith and you have one for me that you want to say. Yours is, you're going to be Dabula. It's like Dracula that just dabs. Don't you can't? Wait, why not?

I want a new one. Why not like, scaring Keith or something like that? I like spooky sleepy way. That's what you are. That's what I had written down with spooky sleepy ways. Spooky sleepy way. Whoa. Spogie sleepy wigs. Boogie sleepy wigs.

Good, good, good, good. It's SS Dub. I work with kids and over the summer I dyed my hair darker. Oh, well, think I'd you said your hair because what a cliffhanger. Over the summer I dyed my hair. My hair. Any puzzles? Oh, no. And when they ran up to me when school started, they were like,

and then they all made a horrible face and they were like, oh, and one girl was like, you look like a witch! Damn. So that must have been hard for you. No, I made sense. I look a lot more like a witch. Well, that brings us to our first, and this is a Halloween episode, of course, or Puzzie Wien. Puzzie Wien, that doesn't...

So this is Puzzie Wien, and everybody knows this is Puzzie Wien. The podcast is, Hey Rittle, Rittle. Well, Aaron, I was going to say that brings us to a first segment, which is going to be called Witch Court. Mm-hmm. We're using spooky sleepy witch. Get to take these kids to court. So let's go ahead and pop right into that. We've taken a day off from Bitch Court so this can happen. We allow

which court every October 31st. Okay and you are the witch on trial? Yes. Okay then I'll make the statements. Don't just make big statements. No I thought I just walk it in and start talking. Is that how court works? Don't look at me, I'm a bailiff. And I'm the woman who types so fast. Oh, this denographer. No. And see. How? Whoa, we still got it.

We're not warmed up. I have a question for both of you. Yeah. What is the best Halloween costume you've ever had? Hmm. Sexier on sexy. Well, Adelaide, you were wearing it so I don't think Because when you're I want to Jackie O' Lantern which was like Jackie O but up

Carp pumpkin did you really and she had brain inner jaw over her dress? Interesting. Yeah, that's a fun concept. Yeah, Mike But it was but it really does go along the way with that you're young That all it was. Yeah, Jackie, all the kids know Jackie, all right. She used to be Jackie Kennedy. Yeah. I, I, when you're dressed up as like a mom

and then I had a wrapped swath of what do you call it, swaddling and then I had this goblin puppet that my right hand was in. So I basically wrapped my right hand in swaddling, had a goblin puppet and then had a fake arm on my right that was attached underneath it. So it looked like I had both arms in use, but I was controlling this puppet.

So I'd hold my baby and then I'd be like, do you wanna see my baby? And people would say, yeah, thinking it was just like a dummy, and then I would turn it and make it move and people would flip out How old are you big hit? I was probably this is probably 10 or 11. Okay. Here's to go. I'm sorry When I was 47 my my mom used to like so are Halloween costumes cool story. We're talking about costumes great And she made us an injutorial costumes one year

Which one you were made power in George costumes one year. Wow nice. Pretty dope. Can we guess which one you were? Made power Rangers costumes too. I feel like you're a Raphael. Interesting. You would have gone for Michelangelo, but you're a total Raphael. I'm not a Michelangelo. No, you're a Raphael.

I'm party dude. I'm probably because Raphael is like sarcastic. Yeah, he's. Donatella is smart. That's my older brother. My little brother's a Michelangelo. And I'm definitely a Raphael. Nice. But everybody looks up to me like I'm a Leonardo.

I was a lamp for Halloween ones. From the Brave Little Toaster or just... Oh no, I wish. That movie is scary, by the way. Has anyone revisited Brave Little Toaster? And that brings us to our first dead stuff. No. No.

Wait. You're climbing the movie Brave Little Toes. There is scary. I'm sorry. Have you not seen it? I haven't revisited it. Why is it scary? Okay.

I'm remembering bits and pieces because I'm still trauma- Oh good. So this is an incomplete memory. Yep. So the radiator terrifying. There's a vacuum that I think is scary. They followed the quick-sand together and then the blank, it's like, help, what is it supposed to yell? I don't know it's scary. I'm telling you Someone people get me out there. I don't know what I expected but I honestly expect to be to describe something that was scary

But what you described was like I remember three characters from the movie in a scene. I love just the radiator scary. I don't think she's talking about the movie. I think she's just life in general. But I was a lamp and it would turn my dad put a flashlight. It was like a headband on the lamp. Oh, that's a shame. And my dad put it flashlight in it. I would just be like, oop, I have an idea. And you were 23, 22. Yeah, I didn't get kissed for a long time. And they basically drew very more movie on you. Ever after? I couldn't. Charlie's angels.

No, wait, what's the one in Boston? Poverpits. Oh, fever pits, which we were enacted on this show. Aaron, before we get into the warm up riddles, I have to, because we, the three of us took a road trip the other day to do a spooky escape room, which will do something with eventually. But you were telling me, while we were in the car, you told me a story about the first time you watched the ring, which I think we need to let listeners know.

Wait, how did I miss it? Oh, it was before we picked you up. Gotcha. That was before you got in the car. So, now people can know the car order. I fucked up. Stupid JPC. I was in the fourth grade, I think

When the ring came out and I was under explicit instructions to not see it I was like I was for forbidden But I went over my friend Julie's house and her sister was babysitting us So we fully watched it. Older sister and older sister And we watched the ring and it was it's everything I hate about everything and it was terrifying to me. You were what, 10 years old? 10. And it's my friend Julie, so when we were growing up, we used to just sleep over each other's houses for like a full weekend.

And I think her and I stayed up for 48 hours fully. Like we could not sleep. We watched 10 hours of winning the poo after the rain after just like Commer self-sounding cleanser palette cleanse our palette and then I got picked up by my mom And I went home and I started taking a shower and I fell asleep standing up in the shower What's still in my hair my mom was like she's been in there like an hour and a half and she came in and she saw me Sleeping standing up, but she's like you watch to the ring and how we're gonna have it. She came in and saw me sleeping,

standing up, and she was like, you watched the ring. You watched the ring. I told you not to. And I was like, I'm gonna be scared for a year. Mothers, if you see your daughter's sleeping standing up, know that they watched the ring. And I still feel like I messed up from that movie.

That and the exorcist messed me up. Yeah, those movies are for 10 year olds. Didn't you say anytime you smell a certain shampoo? Yeah, when I smelled off shampoo, I think the ring, because that was the shampoo I initially have. Oh, just a more inside into Aaron Keefe's scary sleepy witch brain. And I was here. Thank you for blowing dove as a sponsor,

because still never sponsored the podcast now. And Unilever is one of the biggest companies in the world. That's true. And real women, is not their slogan? What's that? Unilever. It's one of the biggest companies in the world. That's true. And real women is not their slogan. What's that? Unilever? No. Oh, no.

No. No. Unilever. We make products of real women. Ooh. Let's go ahead and get into the, I'll call these thrittles. Is that fun? I don't know.

Is anything fun? Not anymore. Thrittles. Is that fun? I don't know. Is anything fun? Not anymore. Thrittles. Wait, what is that a play on? Like riddles, but they're thrilling. Thrittles. Okay. Can't wait for Halloween to be over.

Let's do this. What else? I have also here at my notes to mention. RIP, Riddies is Puzzies. What, oh, Riddies is Puzzies. I was gonna say like RIPuzzies. No. Is this the same thing? Wow. this is the same thing you're just not fully saying what the look at back to Hey, we're a little podcast where we all shit on each other's

ideas. Here we go. So the first warm up we're gonna do is actually from a horror movie. This is from a Nightmare on Elm Street. Aaron's eyes are closed. Wait, so this is a riddle that took place in a horror movie? No, this is just something you have to answer or sus out. So in a nightmare in Elm Street, that involves which villain? Christmas. The Christmas guy, that's right, Freddy Krueger, the Christmas guy. And there is a, so heat terrorizes kids in their sleep,

in their dreams, and there's a little childhood nursery rhyme that the kids sing about Freddie Krueger. It does rhyme, it is a nursery rhyme, so it does rhyme. But does it rhyme? It rhymes. So each line is gonna have like an AA rhyme within the line. So for example, I'm gonna give you the first one.

The first one is one, two, Freddie's coming for you. Cool. So it's two numbers, and then the last word of the line will rhyme with the second number. Makes sense? One, two, Freddy's coming for you. It makes sense, yeah. Three, four.

Here we go. Three, four. You're a boy. Three, four. Your mother's a boy. I've never seen these movies, so I've assumed these days out. One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, lock your door

That's what it is, lock your door, it's better lock your door, but you're not lock your door Okay, five, six I'm gonna suck your dick Five, six Yeah, cause the kids in the movie have many dick, like one kid has two No, no, okay, well I haven't seen the movie A kid he will pick Five, six Six, what is haven't seen the movie a kid he will pick 5 6 6 what is 6 right?

Think religion Christopher yep, oh 5 6 grab a crucifix grab a crucifix is that helps again Sam and next part is 7 8 Let's go on a date Yeah, cuz eventually he tries to scare him and then it doesn't work So he's like, what's it's a romantic comedy you burn my love seven eight my period late Seven eight no, it's my period late my period late is it okay? I'm gonna put you on a plate Bate remember this is the kids singing and not Freddy Kricker What I've been playing this game wrong the whole time. Is it rhyme hate?

No. So it's one two. Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight. It might be too late. Very close.

Before it's too late. Before it's too late? Very close. It's already too late. If he kills them in their dreams, they don't want to what? Go to heaven. Yep. Oh, stay awake. Stay awake. But you have the. Awake, awake too late. It's already killing if he kills them in their dreams, they don't want to what go to heaven. Yep Stay awake stay awake, but you have the awake awake too late stay up too late Stay up late gonna stay up late gonna stay up late. Yeah, I didn't get it home stretch 910

Along the same lines is what we were just talking about 910 Sweet dreams little children. Uh, uh, 910. Again, this is from the kids perspective. Kids call themselves little children. JPC so effortlessly slips into the villainous role. When? 910.

When I suck your dicks! 910. Never. Sleep again. Sleep never sleep. That's what it is. Nice. Does that make you want to watch the movie? This is crazy because I just watched the movie like a day ago. I've never seen it. I've really never seen like any scary movies. I've seen the ring, but I watched it at an appropriate age

Like sixth grade or whatever That's what Aaron was it. Yeah. I hate horror scary movies. I hate horror movies so much Here's some more warm up. These are, I gotta be honest, it is very hard to find quality scary puzzles. A lot of them are just jokes. If you're listening out there and you can make quality scary puzzles, you're a millionaire.

Then hit us up next year for the 2019 Rit-a-Win. We'll be long down. Puzzle-a-Win, what did we say? Puzzle-a-Win. So here we go, here's another warm up one. You're in a room and there's a ghost in the room, but you're the only one in the room. How is this possible? You're ghost that's what it is no way fuck off You're in a room and there's a ghost in the room

This sounds like this sounds like a third grader who like wrote a book report You're in a room, but there's a ghost in the room, but you're the only one in the room. How is it possible? There's a ghost and not only does it sound like that, that's most likely what it is. On the website that I found this on, it says, is this worth sharing? And it has one thousand and twenty down votes. Oh, but that's twenty down votes.

Um, that's so funny. I hope it's like a dad who posted that for his kid and had to go back to his kid and'd be like actually tell me the internet hates you You have to be home-schooled. Yeah, what are the movies where people are ghosts and they don't know their ghosts? What are the movies? Yeah, there's like I feel like there's a few movies where you're a ghost and then the people are like Oh, I was the whole sense six and Sunday literature. There's that one but he knows He knows the country. Yeah, he does What oh there's no one he doesn't know he's a ghost. That's a whole thing of the movie. I don't think so. She doesn't know he's dead. He thinks he's a little bit. No, he's dead.

But there's also the others which I think it's like called Kidman during like civil war or something. Yeah, much more like someone's haunting her and then it turns out she's her and her family or something. Yeah, she's in her house and she's like someone's haunting house. She's in her house and someone's haunting her and then it turns out she's her and her family or ghosts. Because she's mother or kids. And the people that are haunting her are actually the new tenants and they're haunting that. Did she have a British accent in that movie? I think so. Because I think it's certain. Is that movie any good? Because what you just described sounds bad. I thought it was pretty good. Okay, so it is good. It's been a while since I saw it. It's been a while. It's been a while since I saw it's been a while We're liking it. It's no moon on Rouge

Let's get down to business. Oh wait, what did you say? What what movies you just say? Oh? Let's make moon on Rouge Let's get down to this I have consumption because you can't can't there's the old living Titanic a ghost at the end of Titanic She's a ghost and she's telling me. Cause she died on the thing. She first did that, right? She's the diamond. Oh, brother.

Where art thou? He's a ghost in that as well. Oh, brother, we're out though. Yeah. Oh, Brave Little Toaster. Brave Little Toaster. I'm telling you, other people. Other people will agree with me that it is scary.

We'll see. We'll leave it up to Twitter. Yeah. We'll'll leave it up to Twitter But you can't do votes on Twitter anymore. That's right cuz Trump they took Trump took it away Here we go the man who makes it doesn't need it the man who buys it doesn't want it the man who gets it doesn't know it What is it poop That works for most I don't I've never seen Aaron look so disappointed. Uh, get used to it. Um, can you say that again? Sure, the man who makes it doesn't need it, the man who buys it doesn't want it.

The man who gets it doesn't know it. What is it? Killed. Yeah. Mm. I find it like a spooky answer, because you wouldn Yeah. I find it like a spooky answer because you wouldn't say it unless it was a spooky. A-P-V. Oh, a gravestone. Oh, very, very close. A coffin. Yes, that's it. Dammit. That's it. That's nice. That's nice. And Aaron is right too, just for JPC, for listeners, keep in mind, this is a Halloween episode,

so it's Riddies and Puzzies and Wee-Gee's and Zombies. And every answer will be scary. Wee-Gee's and Zombies. What is dead, cold, hard, and serons of cemetery? Um, I feel it. Aaron's butt. Oh, yeah, my butt. Dead, cold, hard, my butt dead cold hard and surrounds the cemetery. I mean, I want to say fence. It's a fence. What?

How is this a riddle? Who is old has a white beard performs magic, but is forgotten on Halloween old man puzzles. Santa Claus. I Can't believe how easily I'm getting this. Here, this is my heart. Are these riddles? No, these are kids. Yeah, these are kids like jokes for kids. Ty and the kids.

But they're horrifying, which is fitting for the theme. Pepper Poe. This is my favorite one. Pepper and Coral and Poe. That's fantastic, actually. I can't get mad at that. That's great. Because it's great content.

That's what we're looking for. That's the first time that's happened on the show where Adel's gone. I was like, oh, you've heard my respect I want to get mad, but I can't let's get down to business. This guy's got his kids death. That's the best part of who I want Isn't it? It's from It sounds like Lidman world Miranda's like popping in a lot That's three times you've said that.

If you say it in a mirror, two more times. That character will appear. My favorite part is that Harvey Firestein is playing a hun. Oh yeah. Yeah, that age as well. This guy's coming scared to death. Four times. Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who's the ugliest lady of them all? This is my favorite one so far. Oh. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the ugliest lady of them all? It's not me, because I'm hot as hell. Yeah, for sure. I'm hot as hell.

Hashtag, keep it in real. Hashtag, Boston 8, Hashtag, Chicago 9, Hashtag, LA 2, Hashtag, Hashtag, A is enough. I'm so hot as hell, I'm so hot as hell. I'm so hot as hell, I'm. hashtag is enough. I'm telling you. Aaron literally just fell out of her chair. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. Aaron literally just fell out of her chair. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm definitely an LAT. Oh, that's fantastic. I just wanted my chair. Oh, also last episode, Aaron said, I think you said hashtag, Attletude. Attletude. And I didn't pick up on that.

And Twitter was a set that nobody picked up on that. But that's pretty great. So Aaron has keyfint reel. I have Attletude. JP has Papa Horny for Puzzies. Yeah, JP so horny. It's JP so horny. JP so horny to be simple.

And I'm proud of that. And I knew I have a mom that listens to this show. Here we're just gonna move on from this one. So it's mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the ugly sliddy of them all? The answer is. Hold on, hold on. I feel like-

You're not gonna get it. Well, not only am I not gonna get it, I feel like there's no right answer to this because any answer that I say is like me calling a woman ugly, correct? But you do that to me just before the podcast started. A woman, an heir in a woman. You just call her an LA2 and then you're concerned about insulting these hypothetical riddle people. I really want to slow down for a second. Did you call me a Boston 8, a Chicago 9. So that a L.A. team, that bath doesn't work out.

I feel like the East Coast and the West Coast is harder and the Midwest, it's all easy. What's great about me and my looks is that I'm a one wherever I go. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a straight one, a gate dead. A gate dead.

A gate dead. Yeah. Yeah. So let's just, we're going to move on from this. So it's Mir Mir on the wall. Who's the ugliest lady of the wall? And the answer is, I just want to acknowledge, when I said that I was a gay dead, KJ guy.

I mean, I finally got him to laugh. Most of the community will agree with me that I'm a gay dead. Blyah, blyah, blyah. Sorry, what's the answer? No, we're never going to hear it. I tried to say it three times and I got interrupted. No, we're listening.

No, we're moving on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Here's the thing, we're moving on. Oh, I'm counting Puzzula. What I say goes, I want to suck your butt. Well, here's the thing. You can punish us, but don't punish our listeners. We didn't do anything wrong.

The armless knows really want to know who the ugliest woman is. Here's what I'll say. I'll give the answer for the Halloween episode in 2019. Fit. I can wear this. I'm willing to wait for it. Here we go. We're moving on to our full riddles.

Four riddles. Shouldn't there be like, there's no ceremony as thing that happens in between our warm up riddlesdles and our regular riddles should we start something? Yeah, let's do something. Let's go ahead and just say that Riddikiti died. Oh God. Oh Each time each each time we've Riddikiti dies and we have to resuscitate Riddikiti by getting right answers That's this is so dark Or else canoe dog will take ridicule across the river sticks. The river sticks. Paddling the breath of river sticks. We've fully sunk into this hollowing theme. So what do we want to

do in between warmups and the in the full bloom? I didn't have an idea what I said, which is usually how my brain works. I just talk and I wait for something good to happen or bad to happen. I don't know. I'll think about it. Should we give each other compliments? Okay. Why don't you start? I didn't have any.

Why is this one comfortable? Well, maybe because we're so mean to each other all times, we should say something nice. Okay. Yeah. Someone should say a positive nice thing. But since it's a Halloween episode, it should be inverted. So something nasty. Yeah, so since we're, so normally we're all very mean to each other.

And so we're going to start saying something nice to each other. But since it's Halloween, let's all say one nasty thing. I think I have it. I think I got what it is. Okay. And I'm expecting full support as soon as I finish my sentence. I just, you know, I'll give it to you, but that's a really stupid thing to expect. Each of us has to tell the other how we think they're gonna die. Oh, okay. At all of the same we should all say it at the same time.

Yeah, that's good podcasting. Yeah, that's good. I love this. So we're gonna we're gonna think about how we think that the other person is gonna die. Yeah, okay. So I'm gonna I'll start first. Okay, so I'm gonna, I'll start first. Okay. So I'm gonna say Aaron, uh, uh, uh, a fight in Boston. Okay. Yeah. I'm like at a pool potty. Um, JPC. Yeah. I'm gonna say, uh, in Indiana. I mean, it's not a bad guess. I'm just gonna, yeah, cause of death in Indiana. Indiana? Yeah. Indiana's a big cause of death. So there we go. I feel like going into Indiana, I have second hand diabetes, just from like existing in

that place. Well, let's insult an entire state. I know how JPC is gonna die. JPC is gonna be at a zoo, and he's gonna be so annoyed that an animal's being boring. He's gonna be like, wake up, lie down, wake up. And then the lion's gonna kill him. Okay, now we have to see that. So JPC, your JPC, this is Aaron, you're gonna be the lion.

I'll be the local zookeeper. Okay. And here we are in a zoo in Indianapolis. Welcome to the Indianapolis Zoo. Is this the best line you have? It's the only animal we have, sir. This is the only animal you have. JPC, you know me. Oh my God.

It's me, Uncle Greg. I do have it, Uncle Greg. You really? Yeah, duckPC you know me. Oh my god. It's me Uncle Greg. I do have it Uncle Greg. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's me. Oh, great. What do you do at the zoo? Well, I started working here. Remember when you stole those magic together in cards? Yeah. I went to bat for you. Got fired for my job as a astros physicist. And now I work at the zoo. My great is a scientist. Yeah. Of course you're not cuz it's me. Yeah, so that's what I do now Sorry, let me put this grandma away

I got that wet and put it out in the sunlight two things I should have done. So yeah, um since I'm your uncle And you said you got a Gremlin wet. Yeah, you got a mogwai wet Listen since I work here. I know, I was a great. Listen, since I work here, I'll let you into the cage. OK, so launch it here on the open the door. Launch it. Let me kill this criminal. Launch it going to the cage with the lion.

Boy, boy, lion sound. Lion sound, lion sound. Well, this girl's been a real bitch. Let me kill it. And here's your lion. All right. Hey, lion, do something interesting. Do something interesting.

Oh boy, I'm JPC on the funny sky in a podcast. Let me just get it here. Touch this lion's mane. Oh, poke poke poke. Hey now. Bang bang, bang bang. Oh god, this lion just banged me. Bang bang bang.

Oh yeah. Gunshot, gunshot, gunshot. Oh yeah, I'm shooting my gun. I'm so horny for this lion. I'm a grandmother. I don't want to do this. That's the way we end any scene is. I don't want to do this. I don't what was the answer to that? Honestly, I'll say next year. I'm not saying it. That's so mean to the listener. I tried two or three times and I kept getting interrupted so we're moving on. Because we had to acknowledge KJ,

it was like, because that's my personality. As I get upset and I'm passive aggressive. This is how I think that you die. I think someone gives you a compliment that you misunderstand as an insult. You get into a fight with them and then that person kills you in an act of self-defense.

100% that's gonna happen. 100% that's not sensitive. I'm a little fabricated, I give a person. And Aaron, I think you die of old age on a very luxurious bed surrounded by a very loving family and all of your ex husbands, they get back together and

they do it. They get back together. They were together and they broke up. They were just describing mom and they do up band and they all sing on your deathbed. They were together in the make broke up. They were just describing my idea. They were to do up band. And they all sing on your deathbed. They're all much younger than you. Oh, I love my life. I love my life. I love my life.

It's a living ex husband. What if we've made the movie, move on me. Hello. It's a lot of singing. Can we mash it up real quick? KJ's in the studio. They're gonna mash it up real quick KJ's in the studio? They're gonna mash it up real quick. Just yeah, do you do your audio work?

Can you just real quick put together a blue lot Mia? They're brilliant. So they'll figure it out If you're a listener, I will Google the answer to that puzzle and just treat it me and I'll I'll give you the The writing here we go. Come pause you love getting into the full riddle like I'm so care about here We go this is this is the first this is the first you got into this We're in our into the show and we're getting to our first Riddle so this is from website and I don't want to scare you, but I do because it's Halloween This is from a website called um Solve or die so oh the stakes are high

Oh, what if a Dracula was smoking a steak like it was a like weed that'd be funny Well, it would only be funny if they said something what would they say in that situation? Debb he dab on the grave. Deb on the grave? Not the stakes are high. Okay. You were right, Deb. Well, the stakes are high is how I got to that image.

Yeah, I know. I was setting you up to say it again with the image. I want to be cool and hip and young. Jackie, oh, here we go. One day, and this is like from a first person point of view, I should describe this. This is from a first person point of view. And should describe this. This is from a first person point of view. And for then, there's like two or three of these.

What you're going to want to do is figure out what's so creepy about the story. So it's not so much a question as it is a story, and then you have to figure out what's creepy about it. What's creepy about it? And the voice is gone. The voice is gone. Good. One day when I was six years old,

my little sister wouldn't stop crying. It annoyed me so much that I killed her and threw her body down the well. Oh God. It keeps going. The next day when I peered down into the well, her body had disappeared. When I was 12, I got into an argument with my best friend over something stupid. He made me so angry that I killed him and threw his body down the well. The next day, when I checked the well, his body disappeared.

When I was 18 years old, my significant other got pregnant. I didn't want to be a father, so I killed her and threw her body down the well. The next day I looked in the well and her body disappeared. When I was 24, I worked in an office, and my boss was very mean to me. I couldn't take it anymore, so I killed him and threw his body down the well. The next day, when I checked the well, the body had disappeared. When I was 30, my mom got sick and was bedridden. I didn't want to take care of her,

so I killed her through her body down the well. The next day when I looked into the well, her body was still there. I checked the well every day after that, but her body never disappeared. First of all, this is horrible. You're outstanding. And upsetting.

Sounds like me. It sounds a lot like me, Adel. This is just, oh, I'm sorry, this is for the, this is your life episode. I have a guess. So we, so we're trying to think about what's creepy? Yeah, I mean, obviously the whole story's creepy, but you have to figure out like what,

I guess there was something to solve in terms of like, why did the mother's body not disappear? Yeah. Um, so you're just trying to suss that out. I have one. I have a guess. Okay. I think maybe he burned or like,

all the other bodies were ashes. And then this is the one body he killed in a different way. I think it has to do with how he killed it. Oh, it's the way that the murder happened. Well, in the story, he throws the body down the well, and then every day the next day, he peers down into the well and the body's gone. So he's not doing anything to get rid of them

because he throws the body down the well. So I see what you're saying, but it's not ashes that he dumps, it's full bodies. It's like they're full untainted cadaver. So there's five bodies that go down the well over the course of this sister, friend, lover, boss, mom. Love your boss, mom.

Only the mom didn't disappear. You may actually died. They all actually died. They all actually died. So. Although here's some of the comments on this one or just outstanding, one of them is, how can you kill your mother?

Oh, and the other ones make a lot of noise. Yeah, you get to say, you're like, I could never kill my mom. I've killed my boss before. So, I'm, this is, I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. But you're right in terms of like who they were to him to some degree it does matter And does it matter how they got killed no, okay? Hmm

So what's different about the mother she was sick she was sick you don't want to take care of her so we killed her Yeah Is it something about the well the well is different it's a magical well that's the answer is it a magical well I was thinking it was like it was a like that is the what about the well? The well is different. It's a magical well. That's the answer is an magical well I was thinking it was like it was a like it is the what did the well just get full of bodies That is in the comments that somebody's guess is oh So the water was only four bodies deep and the fifth body landed on top the water was only four bodies deep You know how you measure water with a by bodies? When you sit down in the bar, you're like, give me two fingers, a whiskey.

Yeah, I said give me four bodies. You give that with a- Four bodies of well water. Oh boy. Is there a hint? Can we get a hint? I'm there, no idea. I'm absolutely stumbling over this.

Somebody, one of his victims loved him very much. His mom? His boss didn't love him? My boss loves me. I'm fun at work. The woman who's supposed to marry him, that makes sense, because he's murderer. Yeah, how do you know?

No, I said somebody loved him very much. It was his mom. His mom loved him very much. If you love someone, what would you do for them? Let them go. Let them go. That'll work. Oh, did he put her in like a putter in a box or something? It's more to do with what the mom did for him.

Do you get birthed to him? She get birthed to him. That's it. Oh, okay, I don't get it. This it? Oh, okay, don't get it. This is a bad one. I don't get it. The mom would remove the bodies from the well, and dispose of them because she loved her son so much.

Okay. God. He never cut onto that. And then when he killed her and threw her body down, she's not there to remove it. So she dead. So she dead. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense because she rewarded kind of his behavior of like killing people throughout his life. Is not a fun spooky story? Yeah, it's very spooky. Let's go into another one here. This is another from the same site. So it's going to be equally bad. This is a way shorter story. This one's titled

burglar. That's the name of it. A few minutes ago I was taking a shower and I heard a scream from the living room. I got out of the bath and ran out there naked. When I got there, I saw a burglar the living room. I got out of the bath and ran out there naked. When I got there, I saw a burglar standing over the dead bodies of my mom, my dad, and my little brother. When the burglar saw me, he jumped out the window and ran off. I'm so scared I don't know what to do. What's wrong with that story?

What's wrong with the story? You would never touch yourself on your wet. Could you read it again? A few minutes ago, I was taking a shower and I heard a scream from the living room. I got out of the bath and ran out there naked. Naked, it's all pointless. When I got there I saw a burglar

standing over the dead bodies of my mom, my dad, and my little brother. When the burglar saw me, he jumped out the window and ran off. I'm so scared, I don't know what to do. You said shower and then bath. Yeah, some scared, I don't know what to do. You said shower than bath. Yeah, some people shower in a bathtub. That has not, that's not anything.

Okay. That's not it. I was for sure that that was it. What do you, why would you think that has anything to do with it? I was taking a shower, I got out of the bath. Your story don't check out asshole. Your story is this garbage. So it doesnhole. You're stories is garbage.

So it doesn't matter that this person is naked. No. Okay, but talk to me about what they're working with. Although I often sit down while I'm taking a shower. Is it hard to be a person? But you fall asleep standing up? Yeah, it's hard to be a person, I like to. You're saying that holding a diet coke

so I can just see you taking a shower bath with a diet coke. Yeah, sometimes I just sit. Why? Does whole recently that that's gross diet coke. Yeah, sometimes I just sit. Why? Just hold recently that that's gross. Yeah. Well, um, I don't know. I mean, that's why do you do that?

Well, we're trying to solve this. Why don't we? We're not trying to solve this. We're actually talking about why Aaron sits down on the shower. Um, because I'm tired. Okay. Uh, it feels nice. Sure.

A very relaxing thing. Also, it's helpful to, you guys just saw me fall out of a chair for no reason. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I'm shaving my legs or something, it's easier. I've almost slipped several times in the tub and thought, or like in the shower, like getting out. And I thought, oh, if I died like this, someone would have to just like come and find me naked

and you know, put me into coffin, I guess. Yeah, I guess that happened. That's all I wanted. I would hate for my roommate to come home and have to shove my naked body into coffin, but that's what would happen. To get in the spooky sort of spirit, why don't we backtrack slightly?

JPC, we have you play that boy who murdered and threw people down the well. Oh, thank God. Aaron, you be the mom who's on our sick bed. Okay. Cover your mouth. What the fuck? What my hands are gone.

What do you mean your hands are gone? Mom, they're just in your afghan. Mom, they're gone. Mom, they're just in your afghan. If I can't see, it's not there. Okay, here, let me help you. Yeah, that's what I'm an atheist. I don't believe in anything.

I can't see. Yeah, atheist. Okay, here, let me get your hands from here. Here you go, mom. See, there's your hands. These hands could talk, but they can't see. Atheists. Okay here. Let me get your hands. Here you go, mom. See? There's your hands. These hands could talk, but they can't. Okay, mom.

I know you want to do one of your puppet shows, so you might as well just do it. I am the left hand. And I'm the right. And the left hand says, son, you have no idea what I've done for you. And the right hand says, I've done it too. Okay, mom, look, is there anything I can get you? My hands are gone again. They're gone.

I put them in my pocket's mom. Because I wanted you to feel this. See, that's my cell phone and that's $20. So call and get yourself a pizza or something because you're freaking sick. Son, I'm probably gonna die. What? And I just have to ask you something.

Okay. Why? What do you mean why? Did you hit your head really hard when you were a kid? Why have you done what it was? I don't know what you're talking about, Mom. Why have you done what? Why have I done all the murders?

Yeah. And with our water source to Yeah, we drink from that one. I know it's like a convenient. My hands wear my hands. They're right here mom. It's actually It's actually kind of a funny story or it's a sad song So you pick Do you want to get the sad song version of why it killed four people? Well, when I was a boy, I only had one dream. The camera, the camera zooms into this boy's face and as the camera pulls out, he's on top of a Parisian rooftop. A windmill in the background.

I wanted to make people feel but the only way was to make people scream. Smash cut to Toulouse or Lutrek. He's drinking absent. Smash cut to the interior of the Moonland Rouge. This guy's got a skin to death. See, I don't get to sit down. Do we have any guesses on the burglar? A hint is that it's called the burglar. So remember when the guy got out of the bath, he saw the burglar standing over the dead bodies of his mom, his dad and his little brother. Yeah, I guess, is it just because it's a misnomer

and this should be called the murderer because the primary thing that happened here was a murder? Yeah, but it's not called the murderer, so. Is he a twin? Nope. Oh, he's called a burglar. Yeah. Oh, JPC basically have it.

So it's the hamburger. That's what it is. And the mom is the big Mac. No, the mom, the mom is at McDouble. the mom is the big Mac. No, the mom, the mom is at McDouble. The dad is the big Mac and the little, the little brother is a happy meal. Yeah, it's a hamburger. Oh, okay. So the guy killed his family who's taking a shower because he had blood all over him. And the burglar came in to rob the house, saw these bodies and saw the murder. That's it. So it's not called the murder. It's called the burglar, which

means the burglar was, it says the burglar standing over the bodies saw these bodies and saw the murder. That's it. So it's what I call the murderers, called the burglar, which means the burglar says the burglar standing over the bodies, saw the guy and ran out the window screaming. Meaning he's like, I came to Rob this home, this guy killed his fucking family, I'm outta here. That's such a wild, that's such weird timing. That's crazy timing. How do you wouldn't believe the timing?

Just the weird, oh god. So I'm, I'm robbing this, okay, so here's what we're gonna, we're gonna see a scene. Adel, you were gonna play the burglar. You have just gotten home to, uh, your loving wife, Suzy, um, which Aaron, you'll play Suzy, and you almost tell him. What's my name? You almost, you're name Kevin. You almost felt like you're chair again. Uh, very fun. Um, and you're gonna be telling your wife Susie about the weird coincidence that you just discovered. Oh, sweetie. I'm so glad you're home, Robble, Robble. I had the worst day.

Oh, yeah? Robble, yeah. Mm-hmm. What happened? I was securing us some money, wink, Robble, Robble, wink. And I ran into this fucking sociopath. He had killed his family. No. Yeah, robo, wink. And I ran into this fucking sociopath, he had killed his family. No. Yeah, all these dead bodies. Well, not that you asked, but my day, but my day, I went to go kill someone to get us some money, wink, wink. And guess what? So, is he not only to wink when you say you wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, blink, blink,

blink, blink, blink. Oh, you blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. I went in and they had already been killed. So I guess we've both had a day. Wait, did we hit up the same house? Let's say the house address on the kind of three. One, two, three, four, seven, team east out. Oh, so no. Same street though.

Oh, same street. But you were at one, two, 3, 4, as of 417. So we're about 30 minutes apart. Yeah, but mine is a number that makes more sense and is easier to say in unison. So who's the asslier? Can I ask you why 1, 2, 3, 4 makes more sense? Because that's an easier number to say in unison.

If we're just someone's trying to say a number randomly in unison. But we're trying to say the right address. We're not trying to sync up. This guy's gonna get the net.. We're not trying to sync up. This guy's coming to get the death. You have to stop watching Mulan Rouge. I can't help it. You know what my favorite part is? What?

Eddie Murphy's that little dragon. Oh yeah. Moushou. What's his name? Moushou. Nah, I want Chinese. Oh God. That's a type of pork.

I'm not being racist. I know. I know. I don't type of pork. I know. I don't want to divorce you. Me too. Yeah, let's get out of here. Rob or Rob? This guy's got me to get the dash.

I don't want to do this anymore. I promise I'll only do that in this episode. In the rest of the episodes, I'll do my other favorite lines from Disney movies. For example. No save up. Save up. No save up. I got some no evens. Wait, any Murphy plays a dragon in Milan. Any place a donkey in a

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You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems.

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David Puzzies. Yeah, I guess I'm David S. Puzzies. And I'm something with dabbing. You were snow, because you hated that. And you gave yourself scary, sleepy witch. Yeah, scary, sleepy witch. Spooky, scary, spooky, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary. Yeah, scary. Sleepy Witch. I said scary. I said scary. And Keith and you said spooky sleepy witch. Scary Keith makes the most sense, I suppose. I wanted to have a fun Halloween name, but there's no good one for John Patrick Cohen.

It's just like John Patrick. John Patrick Moanon. Moanon. Moanon. Like Moana. Moana. What's your favorite line for Moana? Oh, a little chicken.

And that's my favorite line. You would never have a friend like me. Yeah. I like. And no one leaves. Oh,. You would never have a friend like me. Yeah. I like. And no one leaves. Oh, yeah. That's not a funny one though. Is that part of us, huh?

Yeah. It's the opening song about living on the islands, and no one leaves. There's some one in the theaters three times. So good. So good. My favorite part of the movie is when she flips her hair and her hair goes in front of her face.

That's a pretty fun one. That's your favorite part of the movie? Yeah, I think so. It made me in front of her face. That's a pretty fun thing. That's your favorite part of the movie? Yeah, I think so. It made me laugh out in the theater filled with kids. How many times do you cry? Oh, a bunch. I cry twice. Yeah, there's like, I feel like two crying when she's the water parts.

Yeah, and a grandma. Oh, the grandma. I know. I can't do it. Welcome back to Padana, your podcast for all Moana related things. I think it's time for the holidays. That's fun. What can I say except your fuzzy We're gonna keep that's gonna be 14 15 times. I'm sorry You have to get the Latin one. Yeah, which is a hundred bad guys with swords

is a hundred bad guys with swords. That's the best one. Mine is a, but I think he's rather tasty. That's the list for the list part. Because those old ladies are horning his hell for that young, young boy. And his monkey. Do they want to fucking mar need him? What's going on there? He's rather tasty.

Is that what he sounds like? What a fucking kid. What a kid. Oh no. Oh, no, that's not a good sound, right? Yeah, I gotta say, they used to be a part where they, they eventually in the movie cut to a ladden song, but there is a version where they stay on the women

and it says what JVC just said, but then they put that in a vault, yeah. It's terribly upsetting those women. I'm gonna do one more. What do we think? One more and then I have something special planned. Okay, well how would we know? What do you think?

This one is called, I won't say what it's called. Here we go. I was walking home last night when I felt the urge to poop. I had to use a creepy old public bathroom. It was down at the end of a street full of abandoned houses. Very spooky. I went into the bathroom, opened the door to the first stall and peaked inside. There was graffiti on the walls. On the right it said, this bathroom is haunted. And on the left

it said, this writing will change. Creepy, huh? I went into the stall, pulled on my pants and sat on the toilet. While I was pooping, I started thinking about the straightened graffiti. Maybe I'm superstitious, but I just had to take another look On my right it said this bathroom is haunted and on my left it said this writing will change hmm So if the writing doesn't change that means the bathroom isn't haunted right? Solve Solve for poop. So was he not wearing underwear? He pulled on his pants and began to poop So was he not wearing underwear? He pulled down his pants and began to poop.

Or is he pulling down his pants? You're bragging on him. He's sitting on the toilet and shitting his underwear. I think the last 40 minutes have proven that you're a pervert. So I just know my riddles. I know my pervert court. I don't know.

I don't want to make you read it again, because as long, can I maybe read it off your phone while we talk about it? No. Because there's like a part in it there, I miss. Here's what you need to know when he's looking into the stall on his left. It says the stall is haunted and on his right, it says the writing on this wall will change.

He gets a little spooked. He pushes through. He sits down, starts to do with his biz, booping. Then he looks again because he's curious and on his left it says this stall is haunted and on the right it says the writing on this wall will change. Is it just a perspective of him turning around when he's pooping? Oh my God he's doing it up or decker. This makes sense. Bless you. JPC. Okay. Okay. Let's suck up the errands family. Thank you. Bless you, Mrs. Keve.

So, no, so, so he is doing what I do when I shit in a public bathroom, which I would never shit face. I always face the tank. I straddle my legs around and face the tank. Which is also good advice for when you're pitching a new idea on a show. Face the tank? I always got to face the tank. Or if you're in TNM square.

Oh. I wanted to say too soon, but too late. Something about a mirror, up going up, being upside down. Wait, no, am I crazy? It's, do you see you got it? Yeah, the left and the right, and then he turns around, then it's the right one.

So when he's facing this stall, it's one side on the left, one's on the right. Yeah, the left and the right, and then he turns around, and it's the right one. So when he's facing this doll, it's one side on the left, one side on the right. When he goes inside and sits down, it should be swapped, but it's the same, meaning that it did change. What an awful way to be haunted. That's like, what ghost is like, you know what my whole thing is?

I do this thing on the walls, but I change the words. Just go to heaven. If that's what you're doing on this Earth, still just go to heaven. All right, let's see a scene. JPC, you're gonna be St. Peter, who I believe guards the gates to heaven.

Yeah. Well, that's what I believe too. And Aaron, you're gonna be a ghost who has been haunting public toilets for a long time and has eventually kind of figured it out and now you're trying to get into heaven. And we start in heaven. Next.

Woo! It is good to see you. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hi, hello. Can I stop here with you? Yep. I see people here all day every day. That's my whole life.

Absolutely. I've never seen an entrance like that. Who the hell are you? I'm St. Peter. Oh My gosh. Hi. Hello. It's so good to me. I've heard I have a reputation. Yeah, um, you're actually sort of the first celebrity ever No way. Oh, yeah, you're you're very normal though. It's good to meet you. Okay. Thank you Tell me. I know people probably ask me this all right Uh Who meet you? Okay, thank you. Tell me, I know people will probably ask if this is all right. I'm pleased.

Who is just the most famous or surprising person you've turned away? Hitler. Oh. Yeah, Hitler. He comes about every day with a new little disguise on. He got pretty close one time he was delivering bread. But I was like, wait a second, people don't deliver bread.

And I pulled off the mask and I was like, get out of here Hitler. Good, that's great. Yeah, keep him out. That's my never one job is keeping Hitler out of heaven. So, it's bread. I'm sorry, your name? Oh. Oh?

I know it's... Let me just go to my own section. St. Peter, St. Peter. It's me, St. Gabriel. Oh, yes, St. Gabriel. Do you not know who that is? No, she goes by O, but her first name is Jackie. Oh, I'm sorry, this is Jackie O.

Yeah, oh wow. Yeah, and we're making it so one of our prized first ladies has been talking bathrooms for many years. Just a woman who had a really traumatic experience and handled them with a lot of grace and tried her best. And she married a shipping married later, huh? Yeah, so we're gonna have it so she's been stuck in bathrooms. For sure.

She's really smart and lovely in her own regard. And was very good. Oh, Jackie, I'm saying Peter, say Peter, I'm so sorry. Yes, I'm mistaken. That's Hitler at cost, you know. Really? Excuse me, Jackie, because I was taking suspicion, Gabriel, that you told me that you were going down to earth to do some pisses Let me just wrestle

Hitler you caught me you go to hell that guys got me scared to death get me out of here I love Jackie. Oh, I'm crying. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. If you get the chance, if you're embossed and go to the Kennedy Museum, it's incredible. But I specifically love the section of it that's dedicated to her. It's really interesting. It shows some of her travel journals. They also show some of his report cards. Kennedy's from the White House.

Yeah, and he like didn't do well in some places. Oh, I can imagine that's true. Well, his family had ties to the mafia so he can just skate on by. Yeah, also he's a fucking Catholic, which don't. Let's see. The only Catholic president. We're going to move on to a section I call brains, teasers. That's really, that's the first good thing that we've done. Quick one more time, just speaking for the listeners. Addle, do you wanna tell us the answer to that riddle so we don't get a bunch of people really mad at us?

No, we'll hold off until next. That's the, we make listeners one promise, is that we're gonna make them. I will tweet it. If somebody dresses up for Halloween It's which is today and when this releases if you dress up tonight as sexy old man puzzles if you dress up as sexy old man puzzles or old man puzzles or sexy Ritty kitty or sexy canoe dog or sexy kid riddles. Yeah, do they have to do something?

Can they just do it? Oh, you're right. No, you're you're totally right You're absolutely right. I was making a joke and then I realized the implications of what I'm saying So yeah, just regular remove this sexy just make it regular And I would like to say Aaron said that we Promise our listeners one thing the only thing that I've ever promised our listeners is that I will go on a date with one of your siblings That I will pay for 25% of the day. And then I'm going to break their freaking heart. It must be within a week of their birthday.

I could do one week on either end and I don't care about the gender of the sibling. I do have a hyper-file. Oh, ladies and fellows, ladies and fellows, listen up because you know the whole time he go and do Ilonal though. That's a promise. That's a hey riddle, a little guarantee. So let's move on to this section, like I call the, like I said, it's called brains teasers. Okay. That's nobody's having fun with. It's a good joke. So what about one of my supposed to have fun with the segment name?

So what's going to happen is I'm going to list a, a well known character from a horror movie and you have to tell me what movie they are from. Okay. This is gonna move at a break next speed, which is fitting for Halloween, because people break their necks and die. So, on Halloween. So each one is gonna be like three seconds tops. Yes.

So really, first thing that comes to mind, I'll allow a quick answer from each of you. Sometimes, sometimes there won't be time. Sometimes you might get it and we'll move on immediately, but this should be very good. You're gonna say the movie and we're gonna say the character. I'm gonna say the character you tell me what movie they're from.

Gotcha. Here we go. Pinhead. I don't know. Bowling for soup. Sewing, scary sewing. Hellraiser, Norman Bates. Psycho.

Ghostface. Wu Tang, the documentary. It's from Scream, Jack Torrance. Psycho ghost face Wu Tang the document eryx It's from scream Jack Torrance Jack Richard That is the lead villain from Jack Richard and also the shining Hannibal Lecter Hannibal Both correct I got it Chuckie Chuckie

This guy's coming to get the death. The two scariest things as a kid. Brave little toaster in Legrads. Rugrats scared the fuck out of me. Chucky is a bride of Chucky. Childs play. Leather face. Filled with dreams.

Oh boy. Leather face, Aaron. Mulan. Wait, wait, leather face is. That's the chainsaw massacre. Oh yeah. Here we go. Jason Voorhees.

Friday 13th. Lark Voorhees. Friday 13th. Nope. Friday 14th. Lark Voorhees. Friday in space. Friday.

Next Friday with ice cream. She played Lisa Turteluncey by the bell. Damn it. Freddie Krueger. Um, Freddie got figured. Uh, repeat, uh, Nightmare Nowmiser. Freddie got figured. Nightmare Nowmiser is correct, Aaron. Go ahead and both of you recite back to me that nursery rhyme.

One, two. Bucka-Mashir. Here we do. One, two. Three for your mom is a horse. Five, six, I'm sorry. Six, seven, eight. Don't wait up late.

Nine, ten. I'll never sleep again. Here we go Michael Myers So I'm here to the expert no is Shrek Other Michael Myers Halloween Halloween. Yeah, it's anyways It jigsaw Socks of screen Ellen Ripley Ripley's believe it or not. Mm-hmm Samara Lion King mm-hmm Buffalo Bill

Felt Patrick Paytman American Psycho History X Sydney Prescott These some of these aren't villains Sydney Prescott Sydney Prescott Damien Thorn This is a porn name Ash Pokemon Captain Spalding Damien Thorn. This is like a porn name. Ash. Pokemon. Captain Spalding. Boats.

Boats. The xenomorph. I don't know. Xenomorph. Princess. No, alien. Mm-hmm. Annie Wilkes.

Annie Wilkes. A binfold five. The thing. That thing you do. Well, was it? That thing you do. Remember that thing you do when they're like you? They was that thing.

Thank you. And then all of a sudden, that thing pops out of his chest with the head. Wait, Adam's family. No, that's cousin I. The thing should be the easiest one to get. The thing. That's what I said. Okay, sorry.

I'm so sorry. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. Love in or love in. It's pronounced two different ways of- Mick Levin, super bad. The Leopard Cup, how 9,000? Oh, two thousand, one in space obviously.

Yep, now we're gonna move on, pretty good job. Now we're gonna move on to- The way that that was a good job. We're gonna move on to these lines, famous lines for movies, you have to tell me what movie this line is from. Okay, are you saying lion? Famous lions, so like,

a fasa would be from scar. Or lion. Oh, wait, I was, I truly wasn't listening. You were doing? Well, I'm gonna keep going, you gotta figure it out. These are famous lines. Why are you mad at me? You just forgot to tell me what it is.

Aaron, you weren't listening, because you're mad at me. Just tell me what it is. I'm gonna say a line for movie. You have to tell me what movie it's from. So example, if I said I see dead people. Six cents. Six cents. Six cents in sensibility. What was the joke you made?

It was pretty good. Six cents in sensibility. That was pretty good. Six cents, not the rich or something. Six cents in sensibility. That was pretty good. Six cents, not the rich or something. Six cents in sensibility.

Six cents in sensibility. Six cents in sensibility. Six cents in sensibility. That was pretty good. Six cents in sensibility. Six cents in sensibility. Six cents in sensibility. Six cents in sensibility. Six cents in sensibility. Six cents in sensibility. Oh, the Milky Twilight lead me on you the moon with the dark. No, it has to be free, free, and... Here we go.

Wendy Darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash them the right, I'm gonna bash them right, the fuck in. Oh, Wendy, that's beautiful. Yeah, Wendy, her name's Wendy Darling.

It's from Hook. That's from Hook? No, it's from The Shining. Oh, oh, Wendy, her name is Wendy Darling. It's from Hook. Oh, that's from Hook? No, it's from The Shining. Oh, oh yeah. But her name is Wendy Darling. Yes. Yes. My sickness, okay, what's my sickness, mom?

Know what these pills are? These pills are gazebos, they're bullshit. That's definitely from a puddle and mud song. No, that's pop a roach. It's from it. That's from it. I met this six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes.

The exorcist? No. Halloween. I'm your number one fan. I'm your number one fan. I'm your number one fan. Hey, we're the little lion show. I'm a swim fan.

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Shrek. That's from Aliens. Oh, yeah. Your mother sucks cock and hell. That's con air. That's con air. That's what JPC is earlier. That's con air.

That's from Exorcist. Oh, that's right. Yeah, because a little girl, that's the male. Con play with us, Danny, forever, endeavor, endeavor. Oh, Greece's right. Yeah, cuz a little girl That movie can play with us Danny forever and ever and ever agrees Smile you son of a bitch It's a lot of a bitch. No, but it's a very similar delivery Here's another one from the same movie that's some hat Harry When Harry met Sally. Yep, would Harry met Harry

same movie. That's some hat Harry. When Harry met Sally. Yep. When Harry met Harry. Harry met Harry. Harry met Harry. Harry met spooky. Oh, when Harry met, when Harry met spooky. What is this movie? It's from Jaws.

Jaws. Jaws is good. Yeah, it's about boat. It. Let's just do ten more. We're going to do two more here. Okay. I'm sorry.

We're going to do three more. Great. Goddamn foreign TV. I told you we should about a zenith. Oh, uh, Vegas vacation. That's what it is. Grimmons. Dammit. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart. My dad. Hellraiser. Yeah. Last one. Wolfman's got nards. Team Wolf. Monster Squad. What's a monster squad? It's a movie about kids who collect a squad of monsters and then fight Pokemon mm-hmm good What do we everyone's looking at me with furrowed brows those were hard? Yeah, I don't also have never seen like any scary movies. I feel like that

Is a cool format though and I would love to to do that with movies I wish I knew better, I wish I knew more. Well maybe we'll do it sometime with regular movies. Better movies. Romantic comedies, please. Romantic comedies. I also had a section that we didn't get to and we're not going to.

Okay. But it was the tag lines for movie posters. So when the movie was in theaters, this was what was on the poster. Do you want to do a couple of them? Yeah, let's do a couple. As a couple. You two will be a couple. Great. And you have to do a couple of them? Yeah, let's do a couple. As a couple. You two will be a couple.

Great. And you have to answer them together at the same time. Okay. So almost like one, two, three, four, I'm straight. Here we go. And some of these you should be able to just kind of suss out even if you don't see them. They're all spooky movies.

They're all spooky movies. Okay. The monster demands a mate. For right, a frankincense son. Yes. Yes. Sorry. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Josh, too.

Yeah, Aaron got it. In space, no one can hear you scream. Oh, space jam. No. It's space jam. Someone please. A photoshop. A movie poster. A space jam that says in space.

No, it should say in space, no one can hear you jam. That, that, also that would have been a great tagline for space jam. Is it alien? It's alien. Did you just call it alien? I thought you called me alien, I was gonna start dancing. It's alien, right? Yeah. So that was in space, no one can hear you scream. The next one is in space no one can eat ice cream. This movie was directly making fun of

alien. Good bird's balls. Killer clowns from outer space. What? Here's here's one of my favorites and and the words I'm gonna say are are spelled differently. They're hominemes, but they're spelled not the way you normally would say them. Okay. This tagline is, exercise your rights. But exercise and rights are spelled the spooky way. Exercise your rights. Exorcism. My sister loved this movie.

Exorcism something. Think of my sister. Think of Sidiya. Sidiya. What movie would Sidiya like? What spooky movie would Sidiya like when she was a teenager? I don't know how would I know. Oh, when you're at camp, you do arts and craft craft. The craft. Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh, yeah. They're witches. Mm-hmm. Spooky and sleepy. Here's a good one. This one's

semi-spooky. Okay. This is not really a horror movie, but it's semi-spookie. Tagline is, his story will touch you, even though he can't. Oh, ghosty. Casper. Casper. Is it Casper? Edwards' his or he's. Oh, yeah, he also can't touch his or he's a ghost.

The greatest fairy tale never told. Hook. The greatest fairy tale never told. That's from Shrek. God damn it. God damn it. And the last one. You can't get rid of the Babadook. Babadook. From Babadook. Babadook don't duke. I'm keeping this baby. Do that thing you do He said Bob I don't do I'm keeping this baby, which is like those aren't the lyrics at all Papa don't preach oh no, I'm in trouble

Yeah, they just give away the the ghost I have to pee and it's an emergency. I'm sorry I've been doing the outro Well that wraps up our Halloween episode. We hope you had fun. Um, no, we hope you had murder Let's go to the fun murder We hope you got spook I can't I can't urge you enough. please tune in next year for our 2019 puzzle-ween episode because you are gonna get the answer to a very terrible question. I tried to bail you out so many times.

Yeah. Who's the ugliest woman? That's what that, look forward to that for next year. I'll be playing. I tried everybody, I tried for you. The whole we keep digging ourselves and do. Well, please check us out on social media. We're on Twitter at Hey RiddleRiddle.

We're on Instagram, We're on Facebook. You can email us at HRRpodcast at gmail.com. People have been sending us so many Rides and Puzzies. Please continue to do so. But also, if you don't have a Ritier Puzzie and you just want to say hi to us. If you want to tell us, if you're enjoying the show, please do. Because I feel like we get people who's that, but it's mostly along with puzzles and riddles. So please just reach out to us and let us know that you're listening if you're enjoying it or any comments you have,

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Yeah, so she goes. She goes. And she goes. She didn't know that she didn't know. I didn't know. But I picked up a graveyard. But more of a story is, I always don't go, she loves me.

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So if you want to bring us out to your city, here's our demands. We've got to have working chairs. Yes, I have a friend and Dave, and I have to be able to sleep in his truck. And you have to bring a dog to the show. It has to be a good boy. It has to be a really cute dog or a picture of your dog or a picture of your dog. Don't forget the paper from episode six, seven. Oh, yeah. I'm going to eat the paper and drink it. Paper for Aaron.

A paper for her to drink. Oh, you got to cash that check. Yeah, I'm going through. They go through. Yeah. JPC, you just got a new dog, right? I did, yeah. How spaghetti?

She is a delight. She's an absolute delight. Can't wait to go home and have a big bowl spaghetti, if you want to. Does she talk yet? She's a dog. So yes. She's a dog that I wish, so she never will, but no, she does. She does know know sit and down

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I'm Spooky Sleepy Witch, and my name's Erin Keef. And I am in a sketch show that I wrote that I'm really proud of called Emerald County Bank and Trust that's going to be at Second City in November, starting November 17th at 730. of called Emerald County Bank and Trust that's gonna be at Second City in November, starting November 17th at 730. But follow me on my Instagram, Aaron, keep 10 and I'll, all information's about,

all information's, oh no, all information. I just love so, I just love so, all information about my shows and stuff will be on there. Can I say when you got a little flustered, you were looking right at JPC and it seemed like your brain was saying something, like your brain was saying that you were upset about JPC or like you were frightened

or what was your brain saying? This guy, 100 black guys with swords. I'm upset to flate the ball. He's got his camera's key at the death. And I'm David S. Riddies, there's spooky puzzlement, Papa Horniefer. I'm a world part of it. If you, whatever, fuck that guy.

If you want to check out anything that I do, just follow me on Twitter at GPSoFly. All my stuff, all my plug-and-stuff is in my bio. What about your glades? Yeah, plug it in, plug it in. As we leave you, Aaron, I'm really sad to say that Riddy Kitty is dead. We didn't resuscitate Riddy Kitty.

Where do you think Riddy Kitty's soul went? Back into its body. Riditty Kitty's alive again. Ritty Kitty. Riding, so well. I'm picture Ritty Kitty as like a Mary Tyler Moore type, like a working gal who's throwing her ad up into the air. She throws a mouse up into the air and breaks it. You're gonna make it after you're gonna solve it after. She's the mouse. She's the mouse. She's the mouse.

Put it back under. She was the mouse, what are you? She was the mouse. She was the cat. OK, so everyone drew, really, kitty drew her wrong. She's got a mouse for a cat. Let me try this again. Aaron, in space, no one can hear you jam,

except for one planet. Jupiter. There it is. There it is. Aaron in space no one can hear you jam except for one planet And card is added on the pyramid. Local creators are heavily contented and ever-sli-ported. But before I read the list... That was a headgun podcast.