Hey Riddle Riddle - #152: Silly Clown Valley!

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

The Clue Crew gets realistic about their futures and settles in for a doozy of a brainteaser that might land them a big time job! Can they band together to solve it before time runs out? Will JPC have anyone to love him? Will Erin ever make it to LA? Will Adal STOP crafting jokes in advance? Find out...now!...wait....finishing the upload...OK NOW!#WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. And we're ready for the next one One, two, three, four, eight, Rick, a Rick go I'm the one who wants to riddle you Deep inside I know the puzzles, true, I'm the one who wants to solve them all. And all together, just to be the one I'm at or a fight, I'm Adora Fai, hi. Adora. What? Rat first, JPC, I'm here to say. That's Adora.

That's JPC, and I'm Aaron. Yeah. It was a thing's changed a bit since we last recorded. What's different? Well, in the Zoom, I'm in the middle audience. No, no, no. No, no. I think I didn't get a haircut haircut so that can't be it.

I was still yawning that so that's the same. Well, I had a birthday, but I guess there's something bigger. I knew you would do this. I scoop the shit out of that. Goodbye birthday. Nuked. I believe the JPC had a little run in with my, John Luke Picard, because this dude is engaged. Nice!

Okay, do you have one more? Picard, any Picard? Picard, I was asking for more riffs already. Oh, I thought you meant more Star Trek jokes. Picard, any card is pretty good. Oh, I didn't pre-play any jokes for this. Let's see, you don't want to say. Let's see, what do I want to say., I didn't pre-plan any jokes for this. Let's see I Let's see what we supposed to pre-plan jokes. Yes, I asked the only thing that I asked you for as an engagement present was a pre-plan jokes

For the episode. Yes, I like I like that you said do another joke and I made up one and then Aaron goes, huh? I didn't pre-plan any What the fuck is that? Take that as a compliment. I thought they were so good that they must have taken time. Pretty much anything that you say, Adolf, seems at least rehearsed. So at least you gave it like a once over. So it seems like anything I contribute to any conversation,

I have a stockpile of 10 jokes waiting. Just hoping someone will ask me for more. That's how dumb my brain is. You can be more right. Oh, okay It seems like every time that I see you you have maybe 10 minutes earlier rehearsed the whole thing It's like watching Jeopardy on Pacific time and watching the and saying all the answers. A GPC tells about your engagement Well as we all know, I got engaged,

but not just me, me and my Nafiazai Mariah. Got it, Kate. Yay. It was fun. So she was, during the whole pandemic, she obviously was not seeing her family who lives in Florida. And they moved during the pandemic, because they had built a house on the other,

they lived in Miami, they moved to the other side of Florida. They call it like, it's so funny, people from Florida call it the East Coast and the West Coast. And I'm like, you can't just say the West Coast. Because while if your parents say they moved to the West Coast, that means California, it means like Oregon, it does not mean the, say Gulf Coast, like I think that that's what it's called. Um, anyways, it, just some local Florida.

And it's not observatory. It's not terribly wide state, right? I mean, I don't know. It's definitely a long state, but I think it might be a wide state. Maybe it's a long one. Maybe a wide dog. And that's why there's so many.

And that's why there's so many. Florida's fucking huge. It's bigger than it has any right to be. So JBC, you want to go visit her parents? Yeah, so she wanted to go visit her parents. And so I, a few weeks before, called her parents to let them know that I was going to be proposing. And then we basically worked out like a plan to get her,

they would get her to the beach at sunset. And then I would meet them at the beach and then propose there with her and her brother and her parents there. And so, and yeah, it basically, like she didn't suspect a thing. We were like texting right before, like as I was walking towards her, we were texting. And I was like, send me some pictures from the beach. I wish I was at the beach with you. And then she was like sitting down, she'd like just sat down in her lawn chair to like watch the sunset, and I popped the question right next to her.

And her parents recorded it, which is cool. They had video, her mom had video of me walking down the beach without Mariah seeing it. And then she said that when she saw me, because we had just been texting, she was dumbfounded. She was like, her mouth was open, and she just couldn't process what was like dumbfounded. She was like, her mouth was open and she just like couldn't process what was happening and like how I was there.

Like it just didn't like fit in her mind because in her mind I had been at home. I also had, I've been sending her pictures of spaghetti because I was watching spaghetti. I had taken a bunch of pictures of spaghetti that I hadn't sent her and I was sending them to her like throughout the day. So that she would think like,

oh these are are new pictures. That's sad. I wish you would have, I wish you would have said, will you marry me and she says yes and then she's like, God, you look so much like my boyfriend back. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. This is unchaining. It's unchaining. It's unchaining. I did, I did as I proposed. She was, like I said, she was pretty taken aback because she didn't understand like process

what was happening at first, so I like slowed it down a little. And then I asked if she would marry me, and she was like, I was like, I'm gonna need a verbal yes. Or no, like you got it. Are you laughing at me? I do do. That sucks. Legally, I do have to hear the word.

She's like, oh sweetie, I left you. But when the ring that I got her, she had given me, like, a long time ago, her ring size or her approximate ring size. And so I went with the larger end of her ring size, knowing that the last thing I wanted was her not to be able to put it on her finger at all. But knowing that they would resize it, right?

They can get the ring resize. So when, of course, it was a not to be able to put it on her finger at all. But knowing that they would resize it, right? They can get the ring resized. So when, of course, it was a little too big. So she had to take it to get resized as soon as we got back. But the, they resized they were like, yeah, just bring it in and we'll resize it. But what that means is bring it in and we'll ship it to San Francisco

and they'll resize it and then ship it back. So now she, as soon as we got back, she doesn't have a ring for two weeks. So everyone's like, oh, let's see the ring. And she's like, I can't, it's not. No. It's such a beautiful ring. Which is funny, yeah, Erin.

It's nice. Thank you. She basically picked it. She gave me some instructions. She was like, here's the kind of ring that I think that I would like. And then I went back to her later. And I was like, nope, need way of ring that I think that I would like. And then I went back to her later and I was like,

nope, need way more of her. Turns out, this is really complicated. Oh, nope. I underestimated this. I check all the things that you gave me and I have one million more questions. So, yeah. GPC, I was so excited that you got engaged

for a million reasons, because it's so nice to see you happy, you two are so great together, it's amazing. It's just so nice to see two wonderful people fall in love. But I was the most excited that because you told us a couple weeks before you proposed that you were planning on doing it, and I got scared that I was gonna sleep call her and tell her everything.

So that's what my fear is for any surprise that people are planning is that I'm going to just blur it out. Just blur it out. I was going to see her and then I was like, and you don't really talk to her that much. Like you don't like, it's a, you're not running into her as much as you do. You run in social circles, but social circles don't really exist in that way right now. Exactly.

And I was like, I used to run into her way more. I'm not going to, and then she responds like an Instagram story of mine or something or I don't know. We interacted and then I was like, oh God. Like I was typing so carefully as if I were accidentally gonna type JPCs about to propose. Merry Christmas, Merry. Merry. Merry. Merry in the New Year.

Yeah. Wedding wedding. You're bride. Bride. I mean, I the new year. I'm having a little lamb. Wedding, wedding, your bride, bride. Hi, bride, I mean. Hi, fuck. Brie bride. What's funny is I had talked to her parents, obviously, and they knew. And I was like, I didn't, I don't think

that they would be great at keeping secrets. Turns out they did, and they did a really great job. But I was like, there's a chance that this, you know, well, while Mariah was there with her family, she was having a really great weekend, like talking with her family. She had talked to her dad about the idea of us getting married. And she was like, I think that we're,

we've talked about getting married. We're gonna get married. I think that he's the one. And her dad got skeptical because he was like, did he tell us because they're planning on getting married? Like they're already engaged. He thought that we might already be engaged. We might be fooling him and that he was going to show up to this beach

And there was going to be like sub others like a wedding waiting for him there. Am I going to show up in my daughter's pregnant? Which I thought was very funny how like He almost spilled the beads because he thought we were double crossing him. Whoa. Oh, thank goodness. I didn't happen. Oh, yeah, it was in all He works for the FBI, right? The Florida Botox. Yeah. Stop it. Yeah.

He just pre-planned, this is what I'm talking about. I saw him read that off the sheet of paper. I'm pulling back the curtain here, guys. I landed joke that fell off a cliff. And Adel, you turned 28, So how was your birthday? I turned 39 Whoo, it was very fun. We went to Las Vegas purely for the sake of going to the new Meow Wolf Which is one of my new favorite things is to his Meow Wolf our art like a Merce of art installations

Very very cool. How did great time our our friend Joey Romaine joined me there? So that was a real treat and I spent a lot of time betting on robotic mechanical horses. There's a little horse race machine in the casino, so that was very fun. Did you win anything? Yeah, because what happens is you bet a dollar and a horse and each, there's six horses per race and each have odds. So it could be like two to one, could be nine to one. And every couple of races, there's a horse that's like 98 to one.

So if you bet a dollar on it, you win $98. And I hit on a few of those over the course of several hours. So, I was up a few hundred dollars. It was very fun. And but, Jim, I got her phone stolen. So that was the one, the one downer of the- Okay. How did it happen?

Tell us the story. Yeah, walk us through the whole thing. I just- I'm sparking at her. She threw the phone, the dog cut it perfectly the whole thing. I'm just barking at her. She threw the phone, the dog caught it perfectly in the tail. I'm in awe of her. So, you know I'm so happy. The Gemma got her phone stolen, but I found out two weeks before her phone got stolen

that it was going to get stolen. I kept it like, oh my god, I hope I don't accidentally tell her. I'd pet her parents. It's such a funny story. The dog was like, oh, it looks so beautiful. Take off your shoes, step into the fountain. I'll take a picture. You know, you do that. You step into the fountain. As soon as you do that, they're, they're split-filled. That dog. It's, you know, quadri-ped. So it's

four legs. It's booking with that phone. And I gotta say, if you're gonna step into a fountain, do not step into the Bellagio fountain. You will find yourself 35 feet in the air, screaming. the Bellagio fountain. You will find yourself 35 feet in the air screaming while Andre Bacheli plays in the back. Aaron, what's new with you? Not engaged. They only do that with us, right? With the podcast? Yeah, I'm not totally.

This conversation. Yeah, I was exciting week for you guys. That was awesome. I, my Chicago move kind of got delayed. All my furniture's gone, except for the essentials. My moving truck came on Tuesday, but I'm still in Chicago for a job for a couple more weeks. And then I get to go to LA and I'm excited. I like the, I like the, I like the you phrase that you get to go. Yeah, I get to stay here now, which is lovely, and then I get to go there later, which is also lovely.

I'm very excited for your move. LA in the summertime, the perfect time to step foot at LA. Mm-mm, I love it. Show up and kiss an avocado. I'm really excited that your're both going to be planning weddings and it's going to be like a competition, right? Yeah, well, my goal is to get mine in before addles. So.

Well, yeah, well, my goal is to get mine in before you. And then we both have an agreement that whoever has the better drags costume during the wedding, who dresses like Dave Batista as drags and cardinets at Galaxy, whoever has the better drags costume during the wedding, who dresses like Dave Vautista's drags and cardinants to gocks, whoever has the best makeup and costume for that wins, ruins their wedding, but wins. The theme for our wedding is drags race,

so it's RuPaul's drags race. And I always think we've just got drags and aided, so my skin is turning blue. So I think that you guys should like fight over the venue, fight over your efficient, your best man. And so, but by the end of it, you guys realize that your friendship is what mattered. Yeah, I hope so too.

I hope so too. But I will be rating and ranking your weddings. Oh no, there should be a Yelp for weddings. It should be called Welp. It is funny though, because when we got engaged, we were like, oh, because when we got engaged, we were like, oh, let's take some time and not even think about the wedding,

because it doesn't matter, let's enjoy just being engaged. And then the next night, it was like one in the morning, we were like, what about this? What about this? Should we do this? And I was like, what are we doing? Already what are we doing? That's so fun though. It's fun how fast it creeps up.

Well, I think we're all cut up with each other. Should we get the episode started? Yeah, I would love that. I'm gonna record it. I'm gonna record it here. I'm gonna record it here. So, Aaron and JPC, we have something interesting today. Oh, okay.

So, Aaron, as we have just mentioned, you are about to move to Los Angeles. People are going to start thinking that I'm lying. No. We've been saying this for so long. Start taking. People are you do. Aaron, famously, LA or Los Angeles said as it's sometimes known, is also known as

Silicon Valley. And in Silicon Valley, there's a lot of tech jobs that you might have to get once the podcast goes away. Cyliclon's more like Northern California, but of course. Cyliclon's Northern California. Did this guy's double shit? This guy's double shit. You don't know anything. JPC, you used to work sort of a tech office job.

You worked it for several years while you were a close friend of mine. I couldn't tell you anything you did at that job. My guess is that you sat at a desk and ate books. You met your fiance. You met your fiance there. But at some point, at some point again, you don't currently have an office job, but at some point you might have an office job again. So here's what I want to do. I want to set my two friends up for success. So what I have for you today is this entire episode is going to be one riddle, but it's a very important riddle because answering this riddle or puzzle could land you a job.

Now, what I have here is a brain teaser is how they phrase it, that Google uses to possibly vet and hire employees. Does that sound good? Okay, so perhaps if I get this right, Google will come a knock-in on my door. Well, they'll send a drone to knock on your door. Well, of course. Well, yeah, I mean, look, I want nothing more than to work for Alphabet, because as we all know, if you start working at Google, they clear your search history. That's the first thing that they do. And daddy needs it because that thing could go through

a car wash, if you know what I'm saying. Can touching a spider get it pregnant? Into the way, it's mostly car wash related searches that would get me the most trouble. I'll be honest, my Google search is all David straight there and I've never once spelled it right. And that's humiliating. Every time I see that guy I think where do I know him from and then Google him. Good light and good fuck. So we're gonna we're gonna just spend our time on this one puzzle this one riddle this one

brain teaser because it's a bit of a doozy. So what I need from the two of you and also me is for the next 45 minutes, we got to be fully pot committed, we got to try our best. What I'll say is, due to the nature of this brain teaser, if you want to use the internet Godspeed, the only thing I ask is that you don't straight up Google this question and try and get the answer to it. But wouldn't that be savvy of me? Isn't that the point? Is that I use the search engine Google? I maybe that's why Google does it is because they see if you use Google I know your little things and if you don't they're like oh you're over 60

Goodbye Um, so here's you are you too ready for this? Yes. Yeah, now I would also just like to say we have had people, um, send us emails before saying that riddles that we did on the show were used in job interviews that they did. So I, I, I, I did, I, again, Adel just go ahead and go blank for this next part. I interviewed a lot of people at my job. Okay, you can come back Adel or I'm talking about my job. Um, and I never never once I never once did Riddles because I think that that's like insane, but

Question when you would interview people is this your legal name? It's not your legal name. Well, I guess you did change it and it's legal Okay, here's a brain teaser that Google uses for job interview now I've since been told a little birdie told me Twitter that this is no longer used in the interview question, but so so So we're not spoiling anything if you're going in for job interview for so I can get a legacy job at Google Yes, exactly. I could get a job like four years ago Okay, here's a question. Okay

How many golf balls Fit into a Boeing 747? 100. That's it. Well, what do you guys want to do for the rest of the time? 100. How many golf balls fit into a Boeing 747? Now, we can all talk through this. We can, again, you can use the internet.

And I thought to put some more handcuffs on us. So what I want to do is, the only scenes we can call for in this episode, either have to be golfing or on an airplane. Come on. OK, no, I'm into that. OK, gentlemen, I'm into that and I agree to those terms. OK. I am writing down

and I just wrote it and then you're going to see me rip it out of my notebook. Okay. What I believe the answer to this riddle is, okay? Okay. I'm gonna fold it. Aaron's holding up a piece of paper that says, addle I will pay you $10,000 to stop this. Yep, no. I'm not. I legitimately wrote it. I'm folding it up and I'm gonna put it at the front part of my computer And I'm not gonna touch it again. I'm gonna play this game. I'm gonna spin the wheels of this episode pretend I don't know it Do some crazy weird guesses and at the end you'll see that I knew it the entire time. It's on this little piece of paper, okay? Deal, okay, we cut perspective to the other camera on Aaron's computer. It's filled with thousands of little pieces of paper

all with different guesses on them. But that would be pretty cool if I did that. That would be cool. If you're just this whole time, you're just out of frame, writing more, folding more, writing more, folding more. Perfect, okay, I'm ready to solve this. Okay, so I will say, Aaron, oh boy oh boy, I appreciate your enthusiasm, I'm ready to solve this. Okay, so I will say Aaron. Oh, boy, oh boy. I appreciate your enthusiasm

I appreciate your gum. I appreciate your zeal and your attempt But I will say that this isn't necessarily and this is for you both you and JPC just just I'm just going off of your Responses which is a hundred and then I wrote it down this paper and I got it This isn't necessarily like a carnival game jar full of jelly beans No, it's a carnival game, Jarlful Jelly Beans. Um... No, it's a clever little something, you know? So I think just so that we fully use this full episode, I think we have to kind of talk through it and...

So it's not 100? Okay, well here. I can start this off. So... Okay. First off, you're gonna want to know how big the average golf ball is. Uh-huh. I, of of course being the man-about-town world traveler that I am used the metric system. So a golf ball is probably about a meter. The 747, now again this is non-metric so that 747 means 747 feet that's how deep the airplane is.

You have to convert that into metric. So the conversion there, let's do the carry the one. I want to see the scene. I'll see you stuff. Hold on. Hold on. Okay, we can see a scene. It's going to take me a second to do the 747. Okay, based on JPC saying a deep airplane, I want to, JPC, you're on a date. It's at an airport, so we're protected by my rules. Okay. You're on a date at an airport with a very deep, sort of deep, an emotional and philosophical airplane played by Aaron. Well, they don't let people just out here

on the tarnemack like this. It was a very kind of cool going through security. Thank you so much. Yeah, man. Can you believe I can fly? Um, well, I mean, yeah, honestly, yes, I can. I grew up kind of not fetishizing, obviously, but just around airplanes and it's really cool. It's really cool that you can fly. Yeah, and sometimes like when I'm up there, I'm just like, I'll have this like wave of self-awareness, you know, and then I'll be like aware

of that self-awareness of like, yeah, I'm an airplane. That's my identity. I'm supposed to be up there. But then I go like, I'm made of metal and steel. Mm-hmm. And someone figured out how to get me up here and have everyone, sometimes people fall asleep on me, man. That's crazy what do

I take another hit it is? Uh no I don't think so I mean that's Jeff Fjall so that I think that would knock me on my ass uh pretty hardcore sorry Tinterrupt did someone drop a copy of Zen in the art of motorcycle maintenance? Get that fucking addy fucking motor cycles dude they're the anti-airplane. Wanna why? Uh, yeah sure, I mean, I did tell you I drive a motorcycle, right? What? Yeah, I mean it's, you know, it's a Kawasaki, it's mostly for speed. Oh, disgusting.

Dude, airplanes when they make noise, it's sort of like an apology. Like, yeah, I'm so sorry, making all this noise when I take off or I fly over your head but I'm a fucking airplane and I'm in the sky and it's a miracle and that's why I'm making noise. And motorcycles are just people who are not getting enough attention and their day-to-day life and they need to make as much noise as possible as they pass people get out of your man. Look, look, first of all, I think you're great, but you're an airplane, and you only talk about being an airplane. No, I don't, I can talk about other shit.

That's a red flag. I'm a dentist, son, and you don't see me only talking about having my dad be a dentist. No, but I constantly see you looking at your teeth in the reflection of me. It's because he did him wrong. It's because he damn did him wrong. And I told him that. I said, you're doing it backwards. Man, I'm more than just.

Nobody has this many teeth in their throat. I know he did it backwards. I have wheels, dude. I have more to my identity. I eat birds sometimes. See, you're still talking about being a- No, I'm not. I saw a movie recently that was in Timy.

I saw, I've like watched a bunch of of random episodes of the Burn Notice because that's what we play. Okay, well, you know, again, like the media that you consume is not a personality. Like what? Yes it is. I've seen three episodes two of Superstore, seven million times. Who are you? What do you want to do?

What do you lust for in life? What is your passion? Can I tell you the truth? I want to be a train for one day. I know it sounds like a fucking salad, dude I sound like such a fucking loser. I want to be attached to a track. Can I want to go one direction? Can't fly in the sky? Trained man though, they're romantic. They got something I'll never have. Nostalgia. Can I tell you secret about me? I am.

I wanna be the son of an ear-nose and throat doctor. See. Ha ha ha. I love the voice. You're not supposed to have any teeth in your throat. I'm just too many teeth in your throat. I love the phrase I've seen a movie inside me. JPC, I have to imagine when you said you have a Kawasaki, I have to imagine you on top

of a cow drinking sake and thinking it's a motorcycle. Maybe every once in a while, after you swallow your sake, you go, boom. Yeah, and I think a Harley Davidson is just like a 450 pound guy with a big mustache. That's a burly Davidson. I'm sorry, that's a burly Davidson. You're thinking of a Harley Quinn. I so I googled a 747 plane, and I'm gonna look, I'm just gonna look into it. Yeah, just look around.

Tell us what you see, tell us any sort of tidbits or factoids. I've never, I don't really golf. I love putt, I love mini golf. I don't, I've never actually golfed. I've been to a driving range. You don't golf? That's weird because they close more podcast deals on the golf course than they do in the boardroom. But you like mini golf, right? Everybody's mini golf. Well, here's the thing. I can't remember like this could be totally wrong. I feel like somebody once told me the difference between mini golf and putt putt is one. Maybe it's Mini golf

is like novelty. That's what I like. I like novelty. I like slides and little loops and and windmills and weird things. And then I think putt putt is just a green with a hole. So it's like practicing as if you're on an actual golf course, practicing your putting versus the novelty of it. Hold on. Hold on. If someone says let's go to a put put place, they don't mean a golf course where you can do

some putting practice. No, but I think, but there is a difference. I can't remember exactly what it was, but you don't know the difference. I'm talking out of my ass. Saying there's a difference between Sput, but in Minigolf, and not knowing what that difference is, it's functionally the same thing.

I'm trying to start a conversation. I like to see a scene. I, you two are on maybe like a third or fourth date with each other. Okay. And Adel, you're like a little put off and peved because you thought Minigolf was gonna be like something else. You thought you were you.

Sorry, a little put off. Oh my God, he wrote, he read that. I can see him reading it. It's on my hand. Sorry, you said we're on a third or fourth date and I'm a little put off because why? You thought Minigolf was gonna be something different. Oh great.

Ah. Hmm. Hmm. because why? You thought minigolf was gonna be something different. Oh great. I mean we could just try to just kind of do it and have fun doing the thing that you know. Okay yeah that's fine. Okay oh I forgot I do have to get to bed early so I'll probably head out maybe 10 or 10 or two minutes. If you want to, we don't have to do that. I'm sorry, you just got in that big fight because you thought that the teenager who was working by an encounter had some sort of shrink ray and he could shrink you down and let you play the mini golf. Yes, I honestly didn't know if you were joking with him.

He thought maybe. He thought I was joking. Well now I'm in Bersen, I want to leave Ted what here's what's going on Ever since I was a kid my parents have told me Mini golf is when someone hits you with a shrink ray. I mean so far that signs so far so science You can get down real small Then they shrink down a golf club you can't be holding it when they shrink you cuz then it will go into your body Then they shrink down a golf club then they shrink down a golf ball and then you play on a tiny little

course that they've pre-shunked. Now I my favorite movie is a kid was hunting I shrunk the kids because there's a lot of mini golf in that. Yeah but I mean Dave you're in your thirties like you you know you've never been shrunk down before right like you you know that you know that the shrink a shrink ray doesn't exist. What?, right? Like you, you know that the shrink, a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink- a shrink They shred it? That's not... that's shredded wheat. How do they make mini-weets? Well they shred it and they reformed it into the... into the mini... How... Weets. Did you ever see driver? Yeah. How tall was she? Probably 28 feet. Now tell me about mini-driver. Wait, how tall was she? Did I ever see driver?

You sound insane, I'm leaving. What the hell? I'm leaving, Ted. You're talking down to me. I know what mini golf is. If you can't afford mini golf, I know it's probably expensive because of the whole science behind it. If you can't afford mini golf, just say that. Just take me to a fucking putt putt, okay? Look, I... You know what? Just say that, just take me to a fucking pot pot, okay? Look, I...

You know what? I guess I got embarrassed because I couldn't afford mini golf. And... There it is. I know you suggested it, and as soon as you suggested it, I started sweating because I was like, I'm gonna have to go to, you know, a scientist, I'm gonna have to get blood work done to see if I'm a candidate for the shrink. And it's our fourth date and I really wanted to have, you know, hopefully sex tonight. And I just wanted to try to impress you, but again, I couldn't afford real

many golf and I apologize. Well, that's fine. It just seems like, you know, I don't, because you lied to me, I don't, I don't feel like this is going well. Of course we can still have sex, but I feel like I, I don't want to, I don't want to be here anymore. Well, that's fine. I mean, I can obviously see that this is not going to work out where two different people we come from, two different socioeconomic places.

Of course, we can still have sex, but I don't think that after today, I interested in seeing you anymore. Good fine. That's great. Fuck you. I still want to have sex of course, but fine Fuck off Excuse me. I can't help in noticing this winter break up. Oh Yeah, I mean like I got not you not you the other one. Well, we both went through a break Only one of you that I'm interested in And then it's not me? No, you. Okay.

It's me. Yeah, you may recognize me. My name is Driver. I'm J.E.N.T. I was gonna say, you're huge. Wow. You must be 28 feet tall with that movie. You think that we've wasted a very little, but I'm huge.

You're enormous, wow. I think- Okay, well, obviously see there's something going on here. I'm gonna take off, of course, because we can still have sex. Excuse me. I can't have a notice that you just won't have a break up. Me or him? Him.

Yeah, I guess technically we were both, but yeah, I did just go through a break up. I'm a mini-weat, and I would just absolutely love to take you out. Okay, well, looks like, uh... Hey, settle a bet for me. How are you made? Shrinkray, of course. See. Shrinkray, of course. Shrinkray, of course.

Um, that driver, mini-drive, everything, had me crying. Your confidence in that is so funny. And JPC being like, what? You see the movie driver, right? Of course. You know, she's 28 feet tall. It's a great joke, Adol. I'm really glad you spent all week thinking about it.

I racked my brain coming up with jokes, hoping that a scenario arose that I could use them and deploy them, and it all worked out. Okay, so. Yes, what did you find? I'm finding some interesting things. So I don't know what we're supposed to be leaning into. Should we actually try to figure out the math of this? You said it's not that.

Well, here's what I'd say. I didn't say it's not the math. All I said was it shouldn't be treated as a carnival guessing game, right? I mean, it could. Yeah, it could. If you're going to really dig into it, it shouldn't be treated as a carnival guessing game, right? I mean, it could. Yeah, it could. If you're going to really dig into it,

a jar full of jelly beans, then absolutely it's like the carnival game. But if you were to just look at it and go, I don't know, 500, that's not gonna get you the job. So what I need you to do is just pretend I'm Google, pretend this is the actual interview process. You don't wanna just toss about a number, probably. What is your, what is your thing?

Wait, when you interview a Google, do you just ask them questions and they know all the answers? Much like Aaron Adel, I actually wrote something down as soon as you had asked the question. And I think it's now is a good time for me to reveal what my answer to this is. I'm gonna put it in front of my camera now.

Okay, he wrote commercial break. Okay, so let's take a quick commercial break answer to this is I'm gonna put it in front of my camera now. Okay, he wrote commercial break. Okay, so let's take a quick commercial break and we will be right back with more of this rental. For... I think we're at Ricka Breakdown. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal. And I'm setting up a website to prank him.

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I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site.

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And JPC is on the 9 hole and he's about to hit the ball with a forward. Looks like he's trying to get the ball inside of an airplane. This should be a really easy shot. The airplane's top has been cut off, so he has a pretty wide base. Aaron, what do you think about his um, oh Aaron? Were you asleep? No, no, I just tried to make sure that we don't wake up our baby while we are During the self-turning, you have to be very very quiet. Make sure our baby doesn't wake up You make a very very good point by the way that GPC has decided to play his game today

Do not wake up this baby. Do you not? I won't you wake him you take him Remember what I said? Excuse me? You wake him you take him? That's what you say about babies. So if like someone wakes up my baby I say you wake him you take him because I'm tired, okay? I'm tired too. Oh you're tired. Who woke up at 4 a.m.? Me. But who but who but who hit you with their elbow to wake you up? You did you hit me. Yes. I'll but to wake me up? You did, you hit me with your elbow to wake me up. Hey, honey, you know what you say? You guys see that? Hit it whole and one. Shot! Oh no.

Our baby's awake and he said, you guys see that? He hit it whole and one. He's screaming, our baby. I'm four! I'm Dion! Ha ha ha. Uh, perfect.

Okay. Welcome back from the ad break. What do we have? What are you two thinking? Let's talk some ideas. Let's start to tackle this beast. What are these plane facts that you have, Aaron? You have some plane facts for us?

Yeah, I have some plane facts. So this is what I was thinking. Okay. I'll accept any plane facts or any car foxes. Oh, so I was like, I think what if we're actually going to have to do the math here, I was like, what are, what's the volume of a 747 in the me? I know I've been on a 747. You can't hear shit up there. So yeah, it's the volume's pretty bad. Oh, you're right. It says you can't hear shit

up there. Okay, so that's right that down. That's kind of a number Oh, and I'm sorry. I misspoke. It's how many golf balls fit into a Bose 747? Oh a sound Bose a sound bar. Oh Okay It's 65,000 cubic feet is the volume So we could do the math is the volume. So we could do the math and get a proximate, but because golf balls are a very certain size. A meter. They're not a meter. Okay. But I'd like to meet her, the person who agreed to be with you for the rest of your life. You're better. You're better. Yeah, but I still have a million questions. Yeah, she has the most beautiful dimples

So like golf balls when you stack them Okay, when you have like a golf balls when you stack them at all look alive. Hello, Aaron's doing work over here She's a business bitch. She's a business bitch Boss lady business bitch boss lady girl boss business bitch. She's a boss lady girl boss business bitch. She's a guy said a bed to the business bitch She's a boss lady girl boss business bitch golf balls also very All this expensive not the point cuz I can afford it cuz I'm a boss lady girl boss business bitch doing the math Writing it down. Do you work boss lady business bitch doing the math writing it down. Do you want to work boss lady business bitch. She's making it work. Look at that skirt.

No skirt pants. She's got on pants. No skirt for her. She's a business bitch. She's wearing a skirt tomorrow because she can do whatever. She wants you the business bitch. Send the email. Send it back.

Reply to the email and went to trash. It's not trash. She's a business bitch. Girl boss lady boss business bitch. She's going to send it back, replied to the email and went to trash. It's not trash, she's a business bitch. Girl boss, lady boss, business bitch, she's a bitch. She's a bitch. Oh, she's one sneaker, one high heel. One sneaker, one high heel. We call her a bitch because she's good at her job.

We call her a bitch because she's good at her job. That's how we make women feel bad. We call them a bitch because they're good at the job. She's writing it down. Matt, Matt, business bitch. Rap first, JPC, I'm here to say. Sorry guys, I had to do my girl boss rap business bitch. Mm-hmm, that you've reflanded.

I would just like to say that golf is expensive. Golf balls especially are one of the more expensive parts about golf because you have to buy them individually and once it goes down that little hole at the very end, you can't get it back. So it's basically only good for one use and then you have to go back to the beginning and buy it again. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that golf holes are naturally occurring. So a lot of what people do is the landscapers wait for a hole to naturally occur through Mother Nature's beauty,

and then they build a golf course around it. Of course, like JPC mentioned, when a golf ball goes into one of those holes, it gets eaten alive in the center of the earth, and you have to buy a new one. So pretty well-edged stuff. Okay. And I come up from a family

where multiple members of my family are golf course superintendents. And what that job entails is just finding a golf course, being its protector and then keeping the demons at bay that live underground and do all the balls. Do they provide the sword or do you have to bring yours from home? You find the sword? It's usually like you pull it out of a clatter rock. Oh cool, okay cool.

I love it. You find the sword that's part of the journey. Yeah. Okay, this is what I was saying and I'm Doing something visual with my hands. So they're gonna understand a little puppet show for how I'm gonna be so Issue though is that when you're stacking golf balls that it doesn't Just the size of the golf ball isn't an indicator because there's going to be some empty space to get them in. So we have to factor in that empty space between like there has to be space between in order for them to fit. So it's not going to be totally an accurate number. That's a wonderful point. Not only is

you're going to be space in between because of the circular nature, the spherical nature even, but also as hinted at earlier, golf balls have nipples, so that also eats into some space. They have one. And dimples, Focker. Can you milk a golf ball? Can you golf me? I'm gonna do some scenes, but Ladyboss, girlboss business bitch over here has an equation

that she's working on, but I'll go slow so we can fit in some more, we have a comedy. Okay, I'm looking at your chalkboard and it just says for lunch what? Yeah, I'm working on it. I didn't say I was finished. Also, is this, is this a standard 747? Like it still has all of the seats in it. It's got all of the, oh yeah, okay, good. So this is this just landed, it just de-borted and then, so it's... Okay, de-borded. There's no de-borted and then- Okay, so the point. There's no de-borted? De-plained, de-plained. There's so many because my fiancee's a flight attendant.

Sturdist. There's constantly. Sorry. Sorry. I forgot we time traveled. That can't be right. There's constant, there's constant. That's all funny, so you can correct people

with the more arcade accords that I'm supposed to say if you do that to someone their brain for a second goes, did I say it wrong? Did I say it? There's I love sturdists and they're dropping the sun. So funny. Where'd he go? I constantly will say stuff where I'm like, oh, what time does the everyone, what time does everyone leave the plane, the plane party? And Jenna's like, uh, the plane or the board and I'm like, oh, yes, yes, sorry. So I need to learn the terminology. She knows the link though. Oh, okay.

So this is the issue I'm having here. Yes. As someone who isn't quite listening to when you guys are talking, because I am doing the work over here. Okay. So I got a number and I was like, that's way too many. And then you know what I wasn't considering is all the shit that's inside of an airplane. The seats are taking up space.

The other nonsense, the snacks and stuff. Yep, the life rafts. The life rafts, that's all. And like the built-in compartments and everything like that. So I- Oh, plus what's that meat to take you on airplanes? That's takes up so much space. People, people, yes, thank you.

Yeah, there's overhead compartments, there's seats, there's all kinds of controls and food stores and bathrooms, but also, I mean, the golf balls could go into the overhead compartments. The golf balls could be, you could rip open a seat and stuff some golf balls in there. Well, yeah, but then if you rip open a seat, seats aren't hollow, you're taking something out. So are we allowed? I could stuff a human being full of golf balls. If I'm smuggling golf balls, I could fit 30, 40 golf balls in a person. Am I allowed to do that?

Sure, do whatever you want. I know, okay. I could, I could like, I could dark a dark night joker then, and like, he said he would put all the bright lights in my stomach, and he would fix me with the golf balls. Then the man blows up, you know, that movie. You know, the man blow up. When the joker puts all the golf balls inside of the van.

Wait, okay, so am I allowed to, so there's the main cabin and then there's like the storage underneath and then there's the front part. It was the cabin of an airplane. And the question is, and the question is how many golf balls could you fit inside a 747? That's the question. Insight. Interesting. Interesting. golf balls, could you fit inside a 747? That's the question. Insight. Interesting. Interesting.

Well, we're 42 minutes in and JPC is just understood the question. Well, inside, inside is the operative word there, because can one truly be inside of a 747? Yes. Most people are, I think, inside of what? To travel. 7.47, Aaron, correct me on this one because I can't remember the layout. Is that the one where it's like two seeds on each side and the strip in the middle, the three seeds in the middle? Or is it a photo of it? Is it a three and two? Or is it a two and two? Or is it a three and three? Has anybody Googled size of a golf ball?

I told you it's a meter. We don't need a Google show. We already know. Oh, I did. Oh, I didn't, I didn't Google that. I, uh, Google, how many golf balls can fit inside of a, um, cubic foot? Now we have to assume, and I'm, um, you know, I'm here to help out. I'm here as a resource.

We have to assume, um,'m here to help out, I'm here as a resource. We have to assume Gulf Shrimp are probably roughly the size of a Gulf Ball. When I go to a buffet, Aaron, you wouldn't know anything about that. I can probably eat my weight in Gulf Shrimp. I weigh about 205 pounds, so that's about 205 pounds of Gulf Shrimp. That's about, so picture me if I was made of Gulf Balls, that's about 205 pounds of Gulf Shrimp. That's about, so picture me, if I was made of golf balls, okay, that's about 205 pounds. Hold on, hold on, saving that image.

Gonna come back to that, okay, go ahead. My balls are up here. So that's about 205 pounds of golf balls, we have to do. A golf ball is 1.6 ounces. Okay, or 45.93 grams, the same amount of grams as a human soul. They've weighed people Okay, after he died and we removed that golf ball, he was 1.6 ounces lighter. Interesting interesting. 1.6 ounces, canonically, I would drink three, four ounces of my own urine for $800.

So we're talking about two golf balls worth of urine. How much piss does it take to fill up a Boeing 40? I'd like to see a scene. JPC, I'd like you to be a flight attendant. Yeah. And Aaron, I want you to play a Karen whose Um, and Aaron, I want you to play um, a Karen who's uh, who's, who's screaming because she's gonna be late for her golf trip. Hey, excuse me, you're late to the scene, okay? You're even late to the scene. Oh my gosh, I started like 30 seconds before you even... Oh my god, unbelievable. Ma'am, what boarding group are you in?

What boarding group are you in? I'm doing, I'm practicing my impression of you that I'm going to show to your manager later. Ma'am, please. Ma'am, please do not insult me. Do not talk down to me. No, ma'am. What? Huh?

The FFA says that you have to be nice to me and you have to respect me. Otherwise, I am allowed to karate chop you. No, no, no. I'm gonna use my tears against you. No. see me crying because this means that I can't go golfing. I just asked what boarding group you're in because you're straddling in between the two restrooms of the plane and I need you to either choose one or go back to your seat. Let me guess. You got vaccinated as a child. I, yeah, I mean, yes, I did. You know, polio and

tell you that. Did CNN tell me that I got vaccinated? Did CNN tell you that? No I was I was a child. I did my parents my parents were the ones that made that. Okay well let me tell you something about the service industry. I ordered a case of Dia from you about an hour ago and I'm still waiting on that and I would like to drink my drink refill. Thank you Well first of all, babe, that is it appears to be a 24 hours coke full of scotch Uh, the you brought on the plane, but you're not allowed to do second ball You didn't order a quesadilla for me. I watch you order a quesadilla from a different flight attendant We are not all the same. We don't have quesadillas Hello, I'm so sorry. We get confused a lot. We sound, I've been told, very similar. I was the five-diet-tenant you ordered the case idea from.

Oh, what? Man, I was... Well, I was humoring you. If you picked up on social cues, I rolled my eyes and said, oh, a case idea, of course. Because I thought you were joking, we don't serve case ideas. And also, I need to...

I thought this was a chilease. So excuse me. And also, while we're on the subject. Yes. Ma'am, I would like to return these pants that are covered in blood, not my own, and I want a full refund and not store credit. I want to catch.

I didn't sell you those pants, and I have to say I hate your sweatshirt that says I found a reason to live. What? The customer's right! The customer! It's me and it always right! The customer! It's me and I'm always right! The customer's always right.

I'm the customer, it's always right. I was like, a KCD of please. Ma'am, I am back. I did go, I went up to the front of the plane real quick. I did check with the sky marshal. He said I have not only permission to cron it chop you. I could also do a cron it kick. Or I can do, have you seen the original Mortal Kombat movie?

People, blah, blah, blah, excuse me, this is your mayor. This is the 90s. Yes, I've seen the original. That guy uses that run kind of kick in the air. I can do a bicycle kick and I can kick you out an open door on the plane. I think you're thinking of Luke King, I think. Okay. Yeah, but a bicycle kick is the correct reference, right?

Yeah. Oh yeah. Guess what? I just left you a scathing review. Oh, you're filming me now. You're filming me? Well, I can film you. Bitch.

Well, we're not being in sight. We're not filming. I'm an undercover boss. I'm Johnny Thelta. So this is an episode of undercover boss that they're filming. And I'm a lady boss. Boss, baby.

What was I saying? Same. I'm a lady boss, baby. and I will be treated as one. I'm a lady boss. Girl boss. Boss baby business bitch. You never forget how to bicycle kick. Nothing is funny here then.

I'm a boss baby. What was I saying? Sean and I got into a fight in a car and a road trip. I think told you guys this because I was trying to explain the plot plot to boss baby to him and he was like Aaron this doesn't make sense and I was like what do you mean it doesn't make sense the babies start in heaven They're on a conveyor about some of the babies become real babies and some of the babies become boss babies What aren't you getting? What's so confusing? Boss babies are grownups right away, but they're in baby bodies,

but they're business boss babies. Yeah, there was a regular babies, Alec Baldwin gets sent to be a regular baby. And he was just like, I don't, this is my gonna send. Outstanding. So where do we leave it on this riddle? On this green cheese?

Boss babies are real though, right? No, they're real. They're real. Okay, so yeah, so you could have a, just because I'm asking for a friend of mine who may be considering having kids one day, and just to make sure that boss babies are, they are real. No, you should tell your friends they are real. They are real. She could have a boss baby. Okay, so I've been told that if you do, if you are expecting a child, like be prepared because if you have twins in your family,

it could be twins. And I'm assuming that if you have boss babies in your family, there's like a higher chance that it could be. Yeah, and it could be a boss baby, yeah. Okay, cool. But some people want a boss baby. Some people want to give birth to Alec Baldwin. But I'm not one of those people.

I'm not one of those people. And growing up with them was was I will say harder. I'm firing you, hiring you, reviewing your hair. Yeah, for my parents especially. Yeah, the way to tell is if you're pregnant and you're close to your due date, if you're water breaks and you look down and it's actually hot coffee, you have a boss baby. Oh, okay. So I've found out from a friend of a friend that they were having a boss baby.

I went to a gender reveal party. They let a fireworks say, started a forest fire. And then the fire burned in the shape of Alex Baldwin's face. And so then they knew that they were having a boss baby. Oh, wow. Have you ever gone to an employment reveal party? I've not. I've not.

I know. I missed yours. So a million apologies again. I was so sleepy that day. I'm a temp. It's fine though, it's fine. It's fine, it's good, it's better. I had no idea, I told the baker, don't let me know, but yeah, it's a bummer, but we'll

see. Well, I'm trying to do this riddle. Okay, talk us through what you got. Is this real good, am I gonna involve math? Is it gonna involve math? I'm assuming it is, I'm functioning like it is. Okay, talk us through what you got. Is this your gonna involve math? Is it gonna involve math? I'm assuming it is. I'm functioning like it is. Okay, what are we thinking? I'm thinking that Sean showed me a video yesterday about how aliens are probably real and have been around for a while and now it doesn't feel like anything

matters anymore. Aaron, I told you a million times, stop watching men in black. It is not a documentary. It You guys, they're real. And Will Smith is not going to live forever to protect us. We're all living on a dog's collar. No, but I'm serious. I think aliens are maybe real. And now I'm just going to start straight chilling from now on, because nothing else matters.

Didn't Obama just come out with some statement about how things change if we ever find out aliens are real or something? Yeah, that's what we're doing. He endorsed an alien for the 2020 midterms. That's what it is. Yeah. I wanna see a scene.

So there is a flight that's in the air, and while the flight is in transit An alien beams on board and starts to announce their run for presidency Let's have a JBC and I will be passengers Aaron. You'll be the alien candidate. Okay Oh, can you pass me the the time magazine that's in the back of the The back of your thing there sure. Yeah. Oh, it's already filled out. Do you care? You already the the time magazine that's in the back of the the back of your thing there sure Yeah, oh, it's already filled out. Do you care? You already did the time? I didn't know it was on the I guess it was someone Filled it out on the plate before me is orp

Wow, thank you so much for coming out tonight What what is this? I tell you, you said Zorp, you pressed the call, attended button, and then you appeared. What? Uh-huh. And let me, let's just talk a little bit about career politician.

My eyes can't comprehend what I'm seeing. I'm going crazy. I know what you're thinking. That's a color I didn't know existed before. It's called Zoinkle, and it's like nothing you've ever seen. It's the absence of all colors, and the inclusion of all colors at the same time rotating infinitely in a wheel.

I feel like my mind is bleeding from the inside. In movies, they acclimate to aliens so fast, but this is melting my brain. I think I'll never be the same. Good news, so I'm not meaning you're not colorblind. The taste in my mouth is like a new type of skittle that I've never tasted before. Oh yeah, and it's fuzzy too. Yes.

Guess what? In order to understand and comprehend me, you've been introduced to a new sense. You got a sixth one now. Why'd you do that? Like you're a blue comedy-two or comedian. I'm an alien of the people. I'm shaking tentacles. I'm kissing babies on the head.

Okay, I touched your tentacles in the back of the neck. Which by the way, your head are our butts. I touched your tentacle and I could feel all of the organs in my body, re-raging into new spots. Good news, that made you're not color blind, son. Thank God. That's exciting stuff. I just want to talk about people who have just been stealing from the public their entire

careers, just leeches on the American people. I sort of look, sound, eat, ameliche, kind of creature, but I sort of have the opposite approach. I'm not going to be taking money from these big businesses. I'm not going to be pandering to the media elite and the rich people. I think every hole on my body has closed and the different holes have opened. Exactly. And that's what I'm trying to bring to all the people. Middle-class citizens. I'm drinking all your water. Okay, my fingers all have fingers. I'm tickling your memories. Oh, yeah. I'm doing what the people need.

All right, everybody says, yeah, hands in or whatever you think might be your hand at this point. Okay, it's the whole body. Yeah, I'm'm reaching around but my eyes can only see back into my head Uh, I think he's handsome. It's orp 2024 on three one two eleven numbers work different for us Seen three What a boss bitch alien What a boss bitch alien. She's a boss baby. Okay, so this math, okay. Can I use a calculator?

Sure. Okay. You don't even fuck you up. Okay. But pencils down, pencils down in five minutes. This doesn't make for very good audio. Do you want me to talk about something else while I do? Just talk about your thought process.

So we talked about how the plane has a lot going on internally. There's the luggage storage. Is it okay? There's overhead compartments. Yeah. This plane has a lot going on. Can you not kick the seats? It has, it's dealing with a lot right now.

Okay, so my gut is telling me, we just have to, we have to think about how much space is actually on a 747. Aaron, did you say that you had what was the area of a 747? The cubic, like the volume you mean? Yeah volume, the cubic feet. Can I just say Picasso's so great at cubic faces, terrible drawing cubic feet. It says it has a volume of 876 cubic meters. Okay. Plus a cargo volume of 159 cubic meters for a total of 1,035 cubic meters. Mm-hmm. I'll talk about something else while I do this because I cubic feet and then golf balls are we said there's six hundred and six hundred and ninety-six golf balls can fit into a cubic foot but however there's some shit on this plane snakes snakes carry on yeah we don't know if it's full of people We don't know if we can use the cargo deck so we're right now Aaron with that with that math We're looking at 720 360 or 720,000 360 golf balls. Okay, Aaron

You just can't do that. That's an empty plane. That's an empty plane. Just full of balls. I have an idea Okay, I'm looking at the size of a seat Mm-hmm. Okay, and we can But also some airplanes have different number of seats now if this is an airplane from the 19 you know 50s There's like four seats of the whole airplane everybody smoking cigarettes And it's like flying and style if it's a seat from now on. It's ham is there Their cram and his mid yet Josh ham. John ham is well It's it's gonna be John ham's father because it's like 50 fair fair

Is the size of air and you gave me a great idea a moment ago, which is I'm going to stitch a patch onto my Luggage that I put in the overhead compartment that just says wayward son and when people ask me about it I'll be like that's my carry on isn't that fun? Okay, is this boring for people I started telling secrets so so Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh- No, no, no, no, no, no, that's my lock. That's my lock. Okay. Yeah, we're at the final minutes of the episode No, hold on. I'm going to get this. Okay. Give me one second. Yeah, give me like a minute in 40 seconds starting now. Okay. Well, while she's doing that, sure, if JPC, I want to see a scene. You are a Pilots. I'm sorry, you are a regular person who's pretending to be a pilot. Hold on, pilots are also regular people. Okay, you got into the cockpit. The doors are closed, you're behind the controls,

and you've just taken the the announce the you're just about to make an announcement. And as you're doing the announcements, you realize you don't know what to say or what the typical announcement is. You realize you don't know what to say or what the typical announcement is. This is your Captain speaking. My name is Captain Billy. We're going to be going to Chicago today. The estimated flight time is one hour and 13 minutes. That's... Merdy in Chicago! We're in Chicago, we're going to Melibu, California, that estimated flight time is two hours and 51 minutes.

Looks like there's gonna be some turbulence, so nobody knock on the door, and nobody asks any questions throughout the duration of the flight. I'm gonna turn off those no smoking sides as soon as we get out of the air. Shouldn't do it but I am. Um, what else what else what else what else? We have enough gas, we have enough passengers. Flight attendants are gonna come by right now, make sure everybody's belts are buckled, but it will not matter if something goes wrong. And the Inflite movie is, hope you brought it your iPad because there is nothing on this flight.

Okay, do we have any questions? Flight of tenets? Look for hands. Tell me if there's any questions. We... Okay, captain, we've just been doing donuts on the tarmac. Okay, the donuts are on the house as we say and the uh the old Captiding business so no charge others donuts and Looks like we've been clear to take off we do well. Let's roll this bitch

Okay, city would know how to use Same Okay, okay Um jbc what did you say for your answer? Seven hundred twenty thousand three hundred sixty golf balls. Okay, I'm pretty good. Pretty good. We're the volume of the seats.

I'm gonna go with... Six hundred. Six hundred. In thirty. Aaron, all this talk about volume. What are you fucking Vedals? As soon? Oh my god haircut She's got the air balloon in the shower 35,000

Ish air will you open your paper and show and reveal to Adela and I what you have written down wait tell me the answer and then I'll show you So JPC said 735 720 and she said 630. So 720,000, 630,000. Those are locked in. Aaron, can we see the paper? Then then I'll tell the answer.

It's gonna say fuck you or something. It says boobs. It does say boobs and on the back it is like, sorry, it says 80,000 and five. You guys wanna answer? It says boobs. I would five. Uh, uh. You guys want to answer? It's sand boobs. I would love to know the answer. Okay, and I'd love this. I gotta get the search history clear.

First of all, I gotta say thank you all so much for indulging me in doing one riddle per episode. This is what we should be doing more often. Oh yeah, absolutely. That's the way to conserve riddles. So the answer to the silly clown valley, Google offices, brain teaser. How many golf balls will fit into a 747 produced by Boeing?

The answer is, Boeing doesn't make 747s. You don't bury the survivors. The answer is, no one really knows. The whole point of this brain teaser is to see how you approach in the book. Do you guys validate you approach Do you guys validate parking? The brain. Do you guys validate parking? I'm in the garage.

Do you validate? How do you fucking kidding me? I'm in the garage. Can I see your car? Is this your car here? Oh, yeah, that's my car. Yeah, let me validate your car. Impressive.

Wow, good job. Wow, you fit into the corner so great. Okay, this sucks. You're not even on the line. Wow. It's a compact spot. That riddle sucks in this show sucks. The whole point was to see what your journey was.

It's not about the destination. It's to see what kind of critical think you are. It's to see if you panic or not. It's to see if you know how to dissect a problem piece by piece. That's not a riddle. But it's a life lesson. Aaron, you got the job. How did the interview go? Oh, it was okay. How did they do with a riddle? But it's a life lesson, Aaron. Aaron, you got the job. How did the interview go?

Oh, it was okay. Oh, how did they do it the riddle? Well, they did like an hour, a little over an hour with some improv in there. They did some scenes like, I never see anything quite like it, honestly. I told him it had to be one at a time, but the three of them insisted.

What do we think of this brain teaser? Bad. Yeah, I'm glad they don't do it anymore. It's stupid and hey, I love what I do love is I love little arbitrary barriers to prevent people from having access to jobs, which they need for money and life. I think it's very funny how we just keep people back

from that. We're like, hey, here's a little tricky puzzle for you. Let me ask you this. I have three kids and I need this job. I don't care. How many waffles would fit into a moon space station? How many angels can fit inside my tongue? Aaron, speaking of that, anything to plug at all? Anything to plug for me, I would highly recommend going to either Santa Fe or Denver or Las Vegas and visiting Meow Wolf. Each space is different, each has its own secrets and own story to unravel. Very good time, check it out sometime. JPC Anything to Plug.

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