Hey Riddle Riddle - #154: Beer Up The Bank Tube

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

On today's ep, we tackle the question that has been dangling over our head for the last 3 years. Who is the "Hey" in "Hey Riddle Riddle"? And you're going to flip when it's revealed. All that plus we've got a brand new smash hit musical, a dinner to die for, a meteorologist in the midst of a kink-wave, a brand new spin-off podcast, fun on the family farm, and a regularly scheduled doctor visit. If you're into episode where we sing, this one is for you! Happy #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. And we're getting ready for the next one. Rock, two, three, four, hit, rip, go, rip, go! Pop, pop, pop. This is a story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world. And she looks so good at voter'm not a grass, we never have to live it. When she smiled, that whole song's about telling a woman to smile. How many days in a year? And I'm running the car, the door, the door, the door. 365.

Would you be surprised if you learned that every song that you liked from the 90s was actually just Christian rock and you didn't know that, and it was just like, hammeningham, and it's like, oh no, that song's about the Lord. I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. That's about Jesus on the cross. Yeah.

If you wanna be my lover, you better get with my friend, my friend. The Apostles Jesus. Okay, yes, yes, yes. We're on to something, we're on to something. What is this for? What is this? This is the opening of the show Hey, Red O'Rattles.

So what we've just been doing is kind of welcoming all of our listeners to our show, kind of getting them in tune with our sensibilities, our sense of humor, and just a general introduction to our vibe. Awesome. Can you continue to give me the tour? It looks pretty messy right here. Yeah, what's this room over here? What's this room? What door this is, do not open. Well, before I kind of give you the grand tour,

let me introduce you to some of the fixtures of our lobby. So this tall drink of water covered in cobwebs and spiders, this is one of our, the actual creator of Hey, Rino Rital and co-host, this is Adel Rify. Oh wow. Hello. Please put down the brush wave of my cobwebs. Oh, sorry, my friends.

Adel, this is our tour. Would you like to do one of your classic Hey Riddle Riddle inspired bits for the tour? I know they'd really get a kick out of that. Oh sure. Waiter, there's a crunch bar in my soup. So my fat? And now you would say in the tour, you would say, you would make a pun based off of that.

He's setting you up to do a pun. Yeah. I came into this candy bar for a drink, not soup. Okay. Addle, how was that? Pretty good. Pretty good. Okay, if you follow me over here, this, this still tall drink of water,

I mean, comparatively tall, drink of water, is the life blood of the show. Some people say it's only redeeming quality, the personality of the show, this is Aaron Keath. Aaron, say hello to the tour. Hi, you'll be tired of me soon enough. Wow, she said we'll be tired of her, but she seems so tired. Oh, still tall though. So still tall. You have to admit she's

sailing on 20 books. Well, it's a princess in the P situation. The book, the princess and the P is at the bottom of these books. And if I can feel it, there's a little kiss at the bottom of the books. And now we've been introduced to one of Aaron's classic bits, which is defending herself from attacks by the oligals. Yeah. What's that swirling black hole over there? We could do this all the way. Oh, oh, it's kind of in the outline of a person,

but it doesn't seem like it has a soul. I'm glad that you mentioned that swirling black hole over here. So this is the absence of funny and the absence of comedy and the absence of personality, which actually reflects itself as all of those things. Rettles? Well, we call this black hole of, you know, just fun, sucking out of the room.

We call this black hole JPC. Oh, I just shivered. It's so cold. I feel like some of my most beautiful memories are losing or leaving my body right now, and it's scared. That is a scary feeling, and you should just get used to that, because that will be your new normal. And so you can touch it, but be prepared.

You will shit your pants. And then you'll kind of want to eat it. I already did. Yeah. I'm trying to take a photo of it with my iPhone, and it is not showing up, is that normal? He only shows up on Android. So it's just, yeah, I know.

It's just a different system for him. Cool. And like anywhere to eat or use the bathroom in here, what? No, it's an hour. It's riddles. It's all bad. Welcome to Hey Riddle.

Everybody. It's an hour of intro with some riddles and the credits. What's up? What's up everyone? So I have something brand new about me and I want you to to try to guess it based only on information that I've already told you before we started recording and the way that I sound. On new lungs. More interesting neck.

Aaron, I told you that in confidence, Adel. Thank you. I did tell you to bring that up. Uh, teeth. Uh, you changed all your teeth. I changed all my teeth. I'm in the process of changing all of my teeth. Today is my first day with my new, um, Invisalign aligners. And so I'm on my way to unfuck my mouth. Unfuck my mouth.

How do they feel? Is it harder to talk talk it is weird? It's weird to talk and I was like I'm gonna try recording an episode with these Aligners in because you're supposed to wear them for like 22 hours a day Which is like how many hours are there in a day? I mean, you know, I've never seen 22 hours of a day. No. Oh god. No. I watched two episodes of 24 and I'm out like a fucking life Where do you where do you what do you do with them the other two hours? Microwave? Yeah, you got a microwave. And then you got to put it back in hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

Yeah, you have to get them really hot because your teeth are so cold they don't want to move. But if you microwave the retainers or the aligners, your teeth kind of relax. I love science. Science is wonderful. Yeah, I had Miss Frizzle, I got Miss Frizzle pretty hard in my body for a couple of years. I know science pretty well this boy lucky you I would give part of my body for a couple of years. Oh she's hot. She is. What is the hardest word to say worrying in Vizeline and say that word? Thespian. And I was trying to say lesbian. I was on a bus.

Filled with Thespians, they were singing songs from Rent. And wanted to leave the bus. Okay, that's good. You guys give me tongue twisters and I'll try to say them. So Aaron, that was, can you give that to me again? I was on a bus filled with Thespians. They were singing Rent, so I wanted to leave the bus. I was on a bus full of Thespians. They were singing rent, so I wanted to leave the bus. I was on a bus full of Thespians. They were singing rent, so I wanted to leave the bus.

And go down to Santa Fe. Oh, well the reference is... reference Roger, nothing. And I asked my turn. I want you to say, 528,000 or bros to chickens. Okay. 525,000 or bros to chickens.

Great. How does this Boston Market stay in business? Okay, I want you to say. How? Do people eat Boston Market on days where it's not just you alone for Thanksgiving? Here. Where are people eating this? Okay, everybody. Lean in, JPC here and lean in. Okay. I know Boston Market started a little secret. The way they stay afloat is by catering

solely to people who are running late to a party and did not prepare a dish. That's it. They were supposed to bring a dish. Yeah. If I've been to a Boston market, they say, give me 20 quarts of beans, give me a gallon of mashed potatoes, and a chocolate part. Yeah, and they've cornered that market. Yep, that's what they do. All Boston market. All Boston market commercials are just like, you know,

a white man and maybe his 60s, and he pulls up a chair to the camera and sits down and says, I'll level with you. You're a divorced dad. You're doing your best. It's level with you. You're a divorced dad, you're doing your best. It's a hard life, you're all alone, you're just trying your best Boston market, okay? We can't help it.

You pick your kid up from soccer, Boston market. Boston market. You're eating for yourself, Boston market. You told a lady you're going on a day with it, you're gonna cook for her. Who has a time for that, Boston market? There's slogan is, Boston market. For the days when you have the kids.

We can't all be heroes, Boston market. I'm glad we got sidetracked because the rest of the episode would have been rent tongue twisters. Yeah, I'm glad we haven't done that. Hey, so that's what's new with me. Addle anything new with you? Yeah, I got a new pet chicken, I'm late.

I got it's a Lobo hen. It's clotted up the storm. Waiter, waiter, waiter, waiter. What is new with me? There's not much new with me. I, I don't know, I'm so tired. I, the other day we had to replace our AC units. Oh no. Which was $4,200. Oh, no, that I did not have budgeted into my life.

So I am I have not slept in a long time and I am My wallet is dead. Aaron, what's new with you? Are you okay? No Honestly, at this point, I feel like a dick for giving you that living wallet. I thought it was a fun, like most people can keep them alive, you know? Well, I had to feed it. They're like one of those like geopets,

what do you think of those? But I had to feed it $20 bills. Oh yeah. Yeah, it sucks those dry. I'm good, I'm wearing JPCs and Visaline, the other three hours of the day. So my teeth are bleeding. Yeah, that's gonna hurt.

There you go, it's gonna hurt. That's all that's new with me. Do you think, so Adela, I know that you're trying to, you know, you've got this $4,200 expense that you were not, you weren't expecting. I wanna do something for you. This is honestly, grotesque. This is totally for me.

I think when I'm done with my full course treatment of invisalines What I will do It's all put them all on like eBay or something. I will sell those invisalines and I will say you could have JPC's mouth and Yeah, for the perverts And we'll see because we probably have some listeners that would and we'll you know We'll say we'll donate half the charity. We won't We're not saying our listeners are perverts.

JPC is saying he thinks you guys might know some perverts. Oh, no, our listeners are perverts. I think our listeners have the threat of the pervert community very close at hand. I think that they're not. Step again to that, but they know they're in those same circles. They're on the same message boards with a lot of these perverts. And at all, I have something I'll do to help you. Yes, you can call me anytime

Even if it's in the middle of the night and I will wake up and I will sing both parts of will you light my candle from rent for you I'll submit it at 10 okay? Interesting Okay, interesting. I'm trying to think about how to monetize this and I can't really connect the dots Can you sell that to a fan and then also FaceTime them your feet, feet time them? Sure. I will do both of those at the same time. I know you, you're your shiver ring. It's nothing they turn up my feet.

Panned down to the toes. And it's the little week I'm at the spred up. Spread the toes. And another thing that I am willing to do for you, Aaron said a very nice thing calling it any time of the night, I will do a similar thing where you can call me at any time of the night and I will tell you what movies are playing nearby and the times of those movies.

Well, that's just movie phone. Exactly. It's your movie phone. No one else gets this, it's just your movie phone. I love it. Thank you. Oh, guys, thank you so much. Well, we know how to cheer each other up,

and that's a big part of why we're such good friends on the show, and why it's such a list-and-a-bull content. Mm-hmm. I thought you were just going to start like a GoFuckMe. You know, that new website where you raise money for your friend to get enough money to go fuck off, like move away, so you don't have to talk to them or deal with them. Yeah, a GoFuckMe is, you know a bunch of medical debt and then your friend

Raises a bunch of money so that they can like buy a new computer so they can make a stream making fun of the person who has all the medical Okay, we just hit the end of the internet I didn't think that there was an absolute end. I thought it went on forever I thought I thought it was infinite, but no it uh, it's like a true min show wall of it and we just reached it with that joke I'll tell you what the internet does not go on forever and neither does this episode So what we have to do now is we have to get to riddles I don't know if I mentioned it at the top of the podcast in fact I'm sure that I didn't this is a riddles podcast and so we are going to I'm gonna be old man puzzles today

I'm gonna give you guys some riddle prompts and I'm gonna ask you to answer those riddles and come up with the correct answer Does that sound like something that you do can do to? Yeah No, I'm thinking now by that response. I don't know Yeah, I don't know that that response said no, but I've had some time old today So I'm fucking ready to rip my response said yes, but my dead smile said, I've hated this for years. Hahaha.

No, you created this. No, that's like, you take it back. Dr. Frankenstein being like, oh, I don't like my monster very much. Yeah, you built us. Hahaha. It's like the guy that made the Kureg being like, oh, I wish I hadn't invented this thing

with such a horrible environmental impact. That wouldn't happen. Love us. Okay, so you guys ready for your first riddle? Yes. Okay, that was much better. So, these riddles are both from Maria. Maria writes, riddles, blow us some riddles.

I did not invent the first one, but rather adopted it from a book of riddles. I wrote the second one Okay, okay Maria. So we no matter what we do love the second one just so we all know no matter what that one is really good We can say whatever we want about this first one, but the second one we love Maria And thank you so much for listening to the show three years ago. You sound like a parent who has two kids Remember we love the second one You know it's gonna be hard for remember we love the second one. You know, it's gonna be hard for a member. We love the second one.

We remember it's there. This is your little replacement, sister. This is your little sister, not replacement. I don't know why I said that. We thought we couldn't conceive riddles, and then we realized we could, and we wrote one. So, then we realized we could, and we shouldn't. Okay, so this is Maria's first riddle.

A woman became convinced that her daughter-in-law was stealing from her. Specifically, she thought that her daughter-in-law was stealing Safran, an expensive spice, from her spice cabinet. She decided to leave some Safran out on a plate in the kitchen, and when she saw her daughter-in-law was coming over to help her make dinner,

she would observe her daughter-in-law's reaction to the spice, and depending on how guilty her daughter-in-law looked, she would confront her. The daughter-in-law had been pilfering the expense of spice from her mother-in-law's spice cabinet. When she arrived, she saw the saffron out and quickly realized that her mother-in-law wanted to see how she would react. Thinking quickly, she said, three words that immediately caused her mother-in-law to think that she would never have stolen this affron.

I got it. What were those words? I got it. Aaron? A chew! Excuse me. She pretend she's allergic. I never knew she'd use me.

Three words. Get fucked, Doris. I'm on to you. Yeah, that makes her seem innocent. I think it's a sneeze and then I sneeze from this ass around. I know I don't get to guess because I'm old men puzzles, but I want to do, I want to join in the fun. Everybody seems like they have it at great time.

So as soon as you walk to the kitchen, three words, this kitchen sucks. Being old man puzzles feels like you're, I don't know, like a shrap or one of the dance or something. It's not as you go like, hey guys, what you do over here, you guys having fun in the other two are like, like having the time of their life. Yeah, that's true. I get the impulse to jump in, but I don't know, I get to have fun today and you're doing all hard work. Oh, you guys sit by the punch, we'll make sure nobody spikes it, my man. I hate when people spike a ball into the punch.

It goes everywhere, everyone's all the white closed. I get that, but why am I the one in charge of bringing the punch to the volleyball games? We know what's happening, we know what's gonna happen. Can't we just have Capri Sons? No! I guess I'll brew another big batch of 50s punch. I gotta admit, pilfering is a great word.

I love that word. I love that word. It sounds like a Chicago suburb. It sounds like pillows for your fingers. It sounds like you're gonna have a grand day. Like, excuse me, I'm leaving and I'm going to pilfer. I think there's also another P word for stealing, which is like perloined, and I like that word as well.

It feels like- I've heard that. Really, because I think it's in rent. Hold on, let me sing through all of rent. I did it, I did it. Say that I have the best ass. It's there and again. Oh no, I mean, you do.

Have a nice, I mean. I got through the whole thing in my head. I didn't even know. Not a word, no. I wanna see a scene. This is, so Aaron, I've only seen rent once in my life, and it was right after a friend of mine died and I was very, very emotional,

so I don't remember a lot of it because I was bawling my eyes out. What is the age of the people in rent? Are they like teenagers? Are they young ponies? I'm glad you asked. Because they're supposed to be people in there, I think early to mid-twenties.

Maybe a couple like people pushing 30. When they did the movie, they cast a bunch of 40 year old and it is disturbing to watch, but. This works out great. So what I want to see is I want to see a scene. This is from the new musical. Feel free to sing some songs or just snippets of songs. This is from the new musical where you two are in your mid to late 30s and this is the

new musical mortgage. One trip to the dump and then I've got to go to Home Depot to pick up a bunch of mulch. Mulch got to get a ton of mulch. I need mulch. It's my Sunday activity. My wife hates me. I do things three or four months after she asks. I don't do much of the labor.

I have to do a favor, mulch, mulch. Ah, New York City. Oh New York City The house is here sure are expensive Let's get on that old red fin app Holy shit Is a two bedroom are you fucking kidding me? 800,000 dollars A two bedroom. A two bedroom is 800,000.

Is it fucking Queens? Who wants a living? Let's open up the restaurant and nope. That one, people. Most of all, business is closed with them. Adel, can I please do like three more? I'm so sorry. You've never set me up for something.

As long as one of them is La Bronstone. Okay, I will figure it out, but I got a couple more. I'm going to do a few more. I'm going to do a few more. I'm going to do a few more. I'm going to do like three more? I'm so sorry, you've never set me up for something else. As long as one of them is La Brownstone. Okay, I will figure it out, but I got a couple more I got to do. Please, Aaron. December 24th and 9 p.m.

I got to wrap some presents and put them under the tree for my kids, my kids believe in Santa Claus, and I'm almost up, and I'm almost 40, and I hate this part of the year. I gotta get presents, but then I'm under the tree. All right, I'm gonna up and I'm almost 40 and I hate this part of the year. I got a gift present But the man did the tree. All right, I'm gonna do a couple more I got one. This is just one lot because I literally can't do anymore Will you cosine my love?

My credits in the shitter Okay, Aaron, go ahead. My shoulder hurts, but I can go to the doctor. I'll need a loan. I have no future. I have no cash. This mortgage is my last We raise a glass to staying in tonight. We raise a glass to staying in tonight

Raise a glass to Netflix raise a glass to Disney plus premier Cover you at the restaurant because you need someone to help pay because we don't have enough money. Oh, wait. See. We were absolutely in danger of that becoming the entire episode. Would that have been so bad? I was having fun. Aaron, I would like to say, you okay honey. I'm afraid so. They get any money. No, had none to get.

But they perloined my coat. Perloined, it's in a writ. Perloined. I, I got perloined. You got perloined? Perloined? Get me what that means. I guess I didn't learn anything.

Mom, sorry. Sorry to help him learn, I got perloined. Perloined sounds like a word that Jerry Lewis said in the movie and they're like, and that's a word now. Can we get a sound by the parents saying I guess I didn't learn anything today, put it at the beginning of all episodes of Heyward or Earl? Instead of this is a head-gob podcast, instead of this is a head-gob podcast, I went, I guess I didn't learn anything today.

Oh, I love not learning. I love it. I have to assume the three words were, what is this? Famously uttered by Jack Skellington. All right, member four, Christmas. Is that what was the context for him saying that in Nightmare before Christmas?

What is this? This? What's this? What's this? Is yellow spice abound? What's this? What's this? I dropped it on the ground Addle I don't want to quibble with you and I don't want to quibble with you short bites But this quick bites. I don't know why I'm engaged

So Maria writes what is that Maria writes, what is that? But I guess what is this? It also works as well. But yes, it is that. It is what is that because then the mother instantly knows, she didn't steal it. She didn't know what the fuck it is. Mm-hmm.

I think that, I can see that, that would work. But I think a chew, excuse excuse me is the better answer. I try to, whenever I'm teaching improv, I typically will say the phrase use it like saffron not salt to try and like politely curb someone's bad habits. Like if they're constantly entering a scene, I'm like, you know, walk on's are so wonderful and your walk on's are great, but maybe we should use them like saffron not salt, sparingly, and to add flavor. And the best walk-on is always a sweet-pedit.

Yeah, I didn't have you as a teacher and it showed. Ah! I was on every scene I could. Adel being like, use that like saffron not spice. And the average improv student is a 22 year old who's never cooked a meal for themselves in their entire life. And if they have, it's a frozen pizza. So when he's like, use it like saffron, not salt. They're like, both things that are completely unattainable. Is that a singer? Have my parents buy them? Okay, are we ready for Maria's second one?

Yes. $525,600. And that would have worked. That's what it cost me to fix my AC. There you go. OK, a man invited two of his friends over to his house for his family's Chinese New Year's dinner. His family had people with many dietary restrictions. A sister was gluten free, a brother was vegan, and a cousin was allergic to shellfish. Because of that, there were four vegan dishes, six gluten-free dishes, and five dishes with

no shellfish. Can you read that again? I'm going to write it down. Because of that, there were four vegan dishes, six gluten-free dishes, and five dishes with no shellfish. There were 20 dishes total. At the end of the night, the two friends who had been visiting fell sick and died. They had been poisoned!

Because the two guests had never eaten Chinese food before, they sampled every single one of the dishes, the vegan and non-vegan dishes, the glutinous and gluten-free dishes, and the dishes with and without shellfish. Every single dish they ate, at least one other person ate. Everything was served from communal plates and bowls. Everyone drank tea poured from one tea pot with tea mugs randomly distributed. How is it possible that no one else was poisoned and died? Um, chopsticks.

Edel? You are correct. Really? Yeah, absolutely nailed it. I'm writing shit down like a moron over here. What the? Now Aaron, that's not how you were writing things down. You were writing things down like a perfectly reasonable person. Addle just served you up a big platter like you're a moron. He just spiked the ball right into the punch ball. And he did that too. You did nothing wrong. Shouldn't have worn white. Adolfino, why the answer is chopsticks? Bumpset, fuck you.

I was trying to think of the one thing that you didn't mention. I was picturing a communal table of like, if I was sitting down eating Chinese food, and I was like, you were describing everything, and I was like, I've never described the napkins with chopsticks. So those were my first two thoughts. So the reason that is correct is because this is one of those riddles with a lot of

information in it and it's all just like made to confuse you. The only thing that you need is because the two guests had never eaten Chinese food before, since they had never eaten Chinese food before, they were using silverware, which was poisoned, everyone else who had eaten Chinese food was using chopsticks, which would not poison. Yeah, when there's Aaron, when there's a lot of information that's trying to like confuse you or mistreat you, they call those red earrings because they, um, something to do with, in literature, a wise man once barked to...

Sorry, Adel, I accomplished a bunch of my errands and chores while you were a man spaning something to me. Oh, that would not have been sense. Adel, you teach improv, right? That's the thing that you, okay, cool. I always tell people to use red herrings like they are cinnamon, but I'm a sugar, and then put them on toast. That was a situation where he was definitely looking for a sweep at it in the middle of that of that of that of that Okay, cool. Can you give me a couple more of the folks he sayings you would say when you taught improv?

Yes, when mama ain't happy ain't nobody editing Two persons see if by land one person seen if by monologue What else was there? Speak softly and mine having a big dick. What were the other ones? That's not what your scene partner can do for you, but do an impression of Obama. What else, what else?

And you're, you said your book on improv was the least selling book of on improv of all time, correct? It made New York Times. We're selling list. Oh, yeah, they do that now. Your book won a rassy, correct? My book won a rassy as read by Emma Stone. Um, I was hanging out with uh, it was in people this weekend. And our friend Paul, uh Paul said he was trying to remember the phrase happy wife. I don't think I have a friend named Paul.

Well, that sucks for you. I got to the last initial. You don't know this Paul. Oh, you said our friend Paul. I'm Ryan, I'm Ryan's friend Paul. Oh, it is friend Paul. Aaron's friend Paul is well. So just not your friend Paul. Okay, I was wondering if. It is friend Paul's while. So just not your friend Paul.

Okay, I was wondering if it was the Paul that I knew. It's Paul Tompkins. No, no. No. But they said, happy wife, happy life, but they couldn't remember what the adjective was for. But it was like, it's happy wife, happy life, right? So we thought it was very funny to just like,

that phrase is infinitely exchangeable with like, you can be like sad wife sad life Horny wife horny life and it all every every part of that works So if you ever want to say something that's full to you Second wife second life Enjoy I want to see you seeing real quick. So, Adela and Aaron, you are both out to dinner.

I'm going to be playing your waiter, and you've just sat down. You've just been at the table, but the silverware that I've placed in front of you, you think is poison, but you're trying to be polite about it. Okay, and this is your table? Oh, hey. Hey, and this is your table? Oh, hey. Hey, yes. I just, guess.

What was your name, Paul? My name is Paul. Yeah. You're wearing a cape and an eye patch. Slopey. You're like thunder and lightning keeps happening anytime you say something. Okay. This is the magic castle, so you paid a lot to get in here and you didn't have to know someone.

But you're just super menacing and then I'm sitting down here and you keep looking over at our silverware. Like you feel like you're in the oven. Have you tested your silverware yet? Have you tried tasted your silverware? Well, me and my boyfriend. Oh, ooh, I haven't even had holy shit, sorry.

Ah, we haven't ordered yet. Yes, I accept. Ah, okay. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Let me grab that out of the box. This is beautiful. Should I put this on my pinky?

Wow, okay. Let me get you guys a couple extra spoons. So you look like you're probably gonna need them. I think we have a couple glasses of champagne. Okay, do you still, should I cancel that order of spoons? Or will you still want them with the champagne? I would say maybe we'll order some finger food some like like bread and a little bit of olive oil or What else do you eat with your hands?

Scallops I would, I probably spaghetti as a kid. Oh wait, you have spaghetti with your hands? When I was a kid. Not now though. Well, I'm a kid at heart And a kid at hands. Let me grab that pinky ring back. Oh, it's stuck. It stuck up my knuckle. Oh You zip his knuckle right off of his finger that looks painful Okay, I will come right back. I will do an order. Hold on. Excuse me. Excuse me. Okay. Some scorer a waiter You are not a rusher. You stand here until we relieve you

of your waiting duties. Absolutely. It's definitely not hot. Okay. Sorry, I just, I wanted to treat him as his position deserves. He's beneath us, right? We both agree that anyone who works in a restaurant

is beneath us. And we should- No, I was more thinking, let me just, ooh, yeah, I'm gonna take that little boyfriend word. Oh, mouth from the air, I'm gonna slurp it back in my mouth. Oh, if you're gonna slurp it in your mouth, would you like to use a spoon of fork or a knife to do so? Sir, who sent you?

Ha, ha, ha. Okay, if I'm being honest, I wasn't. Wait. Well, I am a waiter. Kyle. Move on. Okay. I flip. I flip in this new relationship.

I flip my knee badge around. It says Paul. The other side, it does say Kyle. It's confusing because your shirt says Odin. Oh, that's also reversed your shirt says Odinner. Oh, that's also a reverse as well. Let me just flip that around. There we are. Stegosaurus. Ha ha ha. See?

Ha ha. Stegosaurus. Stegosaurus. Uh, well, um, Maria, Adel got your riddle super quick, but that doesn't mean that we didn't like it. We actually freaking loved it. What a great riddle. Thank you so much for sending those back to us in 2018. And if you're still out there listening, you know, reply back to that email.

Let us know. We want to hear from you. Yeah, if you, if anybody out here sent us an email at Hey Riddle, what is it? Hey Riddle podcast. Don't help. Don't help. I said, what's sad is I set up this email. It's our podcast at dmail.com.

If you sent us a riddle years ago, or if you sent us something, check back in. No, no, do not do that. Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Yeah, no, please don't. Please don't. Before we go to break, can you just let us know

in a scale of one to 10, how much you regret starting this podcast? What is one and what is 10? I think we got our answer. Let's go to break! Hey, GPC. Uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all.

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Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna shoot you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my Prank website to Prank's activity.

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Hey, Erin. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath.

I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this?

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easy way by going to rocket money dot com slash riddle. That's rocket money dot com slash riddle. Rocket money dot com slash riddle rock at money dot com slash riddle and tell them JPCs birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website. I love you. I'm going to be running. Clank, clank, clank. Hey, Rick, oh, Rick. Oh, man.

Aaron, it looks like you're drinking from a pneumatic bank tube. Am I not? I better be. It's a Jose Bank tube. Yes, it's very Bank tube. I told you that one time after a party, when we hopped fences to get away from cops, my friend Steven tried to put his beer up the bank tube. That's amazing. There's cameras! Well, that's... That's us coming back from break, I guess.

I mean, there's still other way around that. Sorry Steve, but you got docks to Motherfucker. No, that he was proud of that. He hopped three huge fences, like at least six-foot-tall fences with a beer, a half-a-beer, still. Was it in a bottle or in a pint glass? It was in a can. Oh, okay, wow.

I would say like, if I'm hopping fences with a beer, I think bottles gotta be my go-to, but can't eat that either, but glass, no way. Did you, toss that. I would have tossed all of it. You're running from the cops. Somebody take everything they need. Fingerprints, she just said,

and turn that into a country song. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. If you're running with a bottle, You take everything you need. Fingerprints. She just said, and turn that into a country song. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. If you're running with a bottle, if you're running with a can, if you're running with a pint class, toss it man, you've got to run from the cops, you've got to run from the cops, and I'm out hopping, fancies. I guess I'm just singing Dust Brado.

Yeah, it's just Dust Brado. I was trying to go with something original, but fuck me, I guess I'm just singing Desperado. Yeah, it's just Desperado. I was trying to go with something original, but fuck me, I guess. Fuckin' love the Eagles. Fuckin' love Don Hindley. Oh my God, love that guy. It's interesting. I always love bands where when they break up,

all of them are suddenly lead singers. Like Genesis, like Genesis had some of that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Pink Floyd had that, where everyone's like, you know what, I'm also a lead singer. What do you think is gonna happen to A, Rittle Rittle? We're gonna break up, do our own podcasts,

and we're all gonna think we're the main host. Yeah, hi, welcome back to Rittle. I'm Aaron Keve, and I'm gonna, I don't know, sit in silence for a little while. I think when we eventually break up, which is coming, which is looming, I think Aaron, you're gonna get the hey, I'll get a riddle, and then JPC will get a riddle.

Because I love you. I love you. I think Aaron, you hate riddles the most. I appreciate that. I mean, I'm prepared to do a hey podcast or a riddle podcast, so I think that's fine. And when Adel says, don't get it alarmed, when Adel says that our breakup is imminent,

what he means is that the federal government will break us up for having a monopoly on riddles. Like a big bank, we are too big to not be failures. So we will be getting broken up by Obama, friends Joe Biden. Let's get some more riddles. Okay, you guys are gonna love it because we are going back to one of our favorite old friends.

It is that infamous blue book of riddles. Oh, GPC, can you do me a huge favor? Sure. Go into your kitchen, grab the biggest pot that you have. Okay. Put a bunch of water in it. Sure. And the stove, a little salt, okay?

Yeah, or saffron? Yeah, or saffron, just a tiny bit of that though. Sure. You don't want to use too much. Boil the water. Got it. Once okay. Yeah, or saffron. Yeah, or saffron, just tiny bit of that though. Sure. You don't want to use too much. Boil the water. Got it. Once it's bubbling, once it's boiling, I'm going to put that book in there, and then I want you to burn your whole house down.

Okay. Give me one second. Awesome, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Obviously, Casey will cut around this part, and I am back, and holy shit, the book's back in my hand. You know, speaking of that, okay, interesting, can't die, can't be killed.

What to do? Wow, you guys, that's real, that's why I'm laughing. Go ahead. Speaking of folksy sayings, my grandma always used to say, guests, fish, and that book start to stink after three days. And it's been several years, so. And it's been several years. And in the summertime, I start to stink after like 40 minutes.

That's about how long I have after I get out of the shower before I smell fucking unholy. Okay. This riddle is called, I love this book because it has fucking titles. Titles for riddles, oh I love it. This one is called The Stuffed Cloud. A meeting one. Dead stop. The stuffed cloud. Never been a dead stop. The stuffed cloud?

Never been a pizza hot, my friends. Never slept on a mattress, my guy. The cloud yeet backwards, bitch. Oh, you know what? My internet cannot eat it anymore. Can I take another bite? I cannot have another photo. Thanks for me.

My cloud is stuffed. Honestly, I would love to, but unless you pay me a $1.99, it's a month, I can't have another bite. You know what I was thinking earlier today, when I was, I haven't slept a ton, I've been out of sorts. Here's what I thought today,

and it blew my mind, and I actually had to stop thinking about it, because it's, because it's, Wow, I love this. It troubled me. It's one of the rare times in my life where I thought about something I go, I'm at all, you have to stop thinking about it

because it's troubling you. Wow. I thought about, think about when Earth began. Oceans, mountains, you got your grasslands, you got your trees, that's about it. You got mineral deposits, you have oxygen, clouds. Think about today. Think about the internet. think about phones, think about

chachkis, think about TV, we built all that from the ground. Casey, can you just fade in and out indicate that this has gone several hours? Isn't that horrifying? And another thing. But isn't that terrifying to think of like we've made out of dirt and rocks and minerals and water and stuff? It's scary. It's very scary. Yeah, cool.

Online shopping. Order everything of Amazon. I think that it's such a scary thought too when you also consider how quickly all of it, like the human population, how relatively quickly in the, you know, long, like 6,000 years, like the world is about 6,000 years old, as we all know, from the Bible. And so it's just been in the last 6,000 years,

we've created all of this stuff. Oh yeah, and I was thinking about, if you think about like metal or something, I've watched documentaries where they're like, here we're taking metal out of the ground, we found some iron ore. But then I was like, okay, there's this iron ore and they show this huge chunk and they're like, this is very impressive chunk.

And then I think about all the cars that exist in the world and all the buildings and everything that's made out of metal. And I think how did we make all that and still have metal left? We should be out of metal. I can, oh, put this on my tombstone. We should be out of metal.

How do we still have metal left? How do we still have metal left? I've watched a bunch of YouTube videos of unboxing of boxes. There are just more boxes inside the boxes. I love my content. And I'll leave it as simulation. That reminds me of what Metallica told themselves

when they decided to start making music. We're all out of metal. We should be out of metal. Lars, we should be out of metal. Okay, sorry for this tangent, but it hit, it just hit home about what I was thinking about today that truly I had to turn my brain off because I was starting to beef your phone.

That's why he had to turn his brain off. I get it. So, Adel, for the first time today, it sounds like experienced anxiety. So, what's this word? Perloined. Extristential dread. No, this is an existential dread. It's a riddle podcast, so it's very close.

This riddle is called the stuff cloud. Okay. A meteorologist was replaced in his job because of a stuffed cloud. What's a stuffed cloud? What's a stuffed cloud? So the riddle. What it's called when you get a boner on TV. Coming in from the, okay, I want to see you see. from the, okay, I wanna see you see, I'm gonna see, JVC, you are, this is on you. I'm sorry. JVC, you are a weather reporter on the new show. And of course, when you show weather people on the news,

you see their whole body, or at least you see them from like the shins up. And as you are giving the weather, there's something about the weather. I don't know if it's like, what you're saying, or something about the weather, the tafting today, or the forecast, but you are getting aroused, and Aaron, the tafning today or the forecast,

but you are getting aroused and Aaron, you are an anchor who is noticing. Okay. Okay, well, today across the Midwest it's going to be a ball-me-cool 62 degrees. Wow, just a little editorializing from me, 62. My favorite temperature. God, I... God, I love that temperature. That is a good... Wow, just a little editorializing from me 62 my favorite temperature god I God, I love that temperature that is a good That is a good temperature So what you're saying Mitchell is it's probably a good day for a walk Yeah, well for son. I wouldn't I personally would not take a walk on a 62-degree day. I would

I would I personally would not take a walk on a 62 degree day. I would Be in the privacy of my own home enjoying the perfect temperature So you're having a hard time with the sound over there you're starting to talk a little bit slower than you normally do Sorry Stacy, that's my fault. Okay, and let's move over to the southwest where it's also It's also gonna be 62 degrees You sultry little Southwest air. Is that common that it's the same temperature in so many different parts of the country? Stacey, I just don't know. Uh, you know, weather's a fickle beast and it can change from time to time.

For instance, if we go and look at the East Coast temperatures, it is, well, who do we have here? Uh-oh. Mr. 62 degrees, baron heights. Oh, Mitchell, bear with us. We're getting some breaking news. A bunch of kids have died in a fire, and it seems like there were,

Oh my God. Uh-huh. Oh no. Do we have any ideas? 62 kids have died today. Yeah, I was gonna make that joke and then I thought Maybe not that's why I stepped in. Thank you so much. Thanks, Rick. That's Rick with sports. That's Rick with sports Rick Always a rock and a tough and a tough time Back to you Mitchell sorry for the interruption when we have more on that story we'll bring it to you

Okay, well, I mean, that is a tragedy. Not unlike the tragedy. Well, very unlike the tragedy, but a similar tragedy to, let's go to the southeast where it's beach season in Miami, and that means beach temperatures. What do we have down here?

It is, oh boy. Oh boy, it's 85. I just, I can't stop thinking about those kits. That's such a tragedy. Uh, and wait, hold on, I'm getting more info. It was grown adults who died. There were 62 of them. Now the joke doesn't feel as bad.

Okay, and I got to ask, because I know where that fire took place, from where you read, was it the 62 degree pervert condition? Was that, was that what caught fire? Yes. Okay, well a lot of my friends are gone. Ah! Let's see. Ha ha ha.

Rick with sports. I was gonna start hitting the quickening. All of the other pervert's died, so my perversion, my 62 degree perversion, oh, that gets stronger. Shanty Connery hits me with lightning. It's no big deal. I feel like there's something in there.

Highs, the highest lander, because they're always saying like that. Oh yeah. The highs are going to be in the mid-80s. The highs are lowlander. Yeah, exactly. Something around there. Yeah, highs, minotrophy. There's something.

Adel, let's you and I stick back about this. What do we do? Our podcast that's just called Riddle Riddle. Yeah, it's a lot of deconstructed jokes. Where we put out the information, then the audience can make their own jokes. Yeah, it's all deconstruct deconstructed jokes where we put out the information then the audience can make their own jokes. Yeah, it's all deconstructed jokes so that we don't do any jokes and you rip us apart online.

Oh, I got it. I got, I want to see a scene. Oh, yes, okay. It's Riddle Riddle. It's just the two of you. It's like probably year two of Riddle Riddle. And I just want to see, this is like a, it's a wonderful life situation for me.

I want to see what it's like if I weren't here. Hey. It's a wonderful life situation for me. I want to see what it's like if I weren't here Okay, so let's read another two riddles at the same time. JVC, of course, this is your first time listening to this show. Obviously it's called riddle riddle. We're both the creators of the show. We're both the creators. And co-hosts. And co-hosts. As a host.

I'm the main host. I'm the main host. As Arnie Perz song goes. So the concept of riddle riddles is riddle riddles. We're two men who are made riddle riddles. Different riddles. Different riddles. Different riddles at the exact same time.

And then you, the listener, the user listener, has to deal with it. Here we go. Okay. There was also a man from ManProcate. A poached. Okay. There was a man from an pocket. A coach, a dog. And the dog found a metal bucket.

He reached his foot. Slowly into the dog's mouth. And said, pulled out a silver key. Oh, sorry, the page is ripped out. Hold on, my page is ripped out. Hold on, I think I have the back half a year of rental. You have the back half of my, let's just go with it. Ah, why did I start this, Riddle?

His cock was so long, he could suck it. See, you guys, I'm really disappointed. I thought it would feel different without it there. It's the same thing. Unbelievable. Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you call for a scene? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Good, Addle, pay Addle. What? I'm gonna put a little gold star next to your name. You know what? Think of all the books and libraries in the world. How is there still paper left? We should be out of paper. Okay, I'm gonna.

We should be out of paper. Well, there's so many notebooks. There is a lumber shortage. So you're not, you're close to the truth then, huh? I just ordered into 11 more Etsy journals offline. I love the internet. You guys still have not answered this riddle about what's a stuffed cloud? Yeah, because I know it's gonna be some fucking bullshit. That sounds like a riddle made by like a algorithm.

What is a stuffed cloud? A stuffed cloud is a rain cloud, okay? What is a stuffed cloud? A stuffed cloud is not a rain cloud, Aaron. But I said it was such confidence. That's a good guess. And you said that this meteorologist got fired because of a stuffed cloud. A meteorologist was replaced in his job because of a stuffed cloud. Not got fired was replaced in his job. Okay.

Replaced. Okay. From stories I've heard college friends tell. Okay. Ooh, I believe a stuff cloud is when you are at a party. You're having a good time. You may be eight, a lot of greasy food beforehand. You're drinking a lot of alcohol. Your body is not responding in the way that it should because you haven't, you know, you're not old enough to control it. Sure. What happens is you are dancing at the party and you accidentally, um, shoot your pants a little bit. You go to the bathroom, you have to take off your underwear

and you kind of ball out of it. I'm just for the listeners, just for the listeners, if you're like me, just play an engine song in your head during this, okay? Sail away, preferably. Yeah. You go throw a, throw away your underwear and then you realize, I'm in someone's home.

They're gonna see this or someone's smell. Sure, yeah, I don't know what to do. So you take as much toilet paper as you can and you start to wrap it around your soiled underwear. Now eventually it becomes as big and fluffy as a cloud. Now the cloud is stuffed with your soiled underwear and now you can try and either flush it or shove it down into the wash it or it's not shit. Or simply leave it on the ground and blame someone else. So that to me is what a stuffed cloud is.

Final answer, Alex. Nailed it. Aaron. Aaron, you're not gonna believe this. That's the correct answer. Anya. We got it. Yeah, Aaron's answer.

It's Anya. Yeah. All right, what's up? Girl you about to say away cuz I want to put it in yeah Errant is that good? No My tears got caught a wonder and why the state ain't working out erot you don't get you to just say what's in it What's in it? Do you guys want some hints? Do you guys want some hints? Yeah, I'll take some hints.

I hate this book. Yes. The meteorologist died. Oh! Okay, so he was a pervert, a 62 degree pervert. He wasn't aware of the stuff, Cloud. It had affected any of his forecasts or reports. He got killed by some weather.

Yes, two of a certain agree. And the last the last one was when he died, he was traveling. He was a tornado guy. The one who's like, I love these tornadoes. I'm gonna follow them. A tornado pervert. No, he was not a storm chaser. Stuffed cloud. So is it is the cloud that's stuffed? Oh, that's pretty good Aaron What Okay, whatever I you guys say the weirdest shit and I'm just over here buzzing around and everyone's no While you hear something I say and it's weird. Yeah, Aaron, but we don't say it with confidence. I was using. Okay. JPC you are Aaron's character's father. She has been home school. She has not left the house

and she is probably around, she's maybe around 16 right about now, 1516. And you are finally taking her out of the house to observe the world. She's never seen TV. She's maybe around 16 right about now, 1516. And you are finally taking her out of the house to observe the world. She's never seen TV, she's never read any books, she only knows what you've told her. You've taken her to a farm and she's seeing some farm animals for the very first time. Well, I think it's time in accordance with all of our traditions to take you out into the world. So you can take the blindfold off now and brought you to a nice tranquil place just to get a sense of the world. This is what we call a farm. I've told you about farms before. Yeah, yeah. Well, it feels free to look around. Is everything as I have described it? Smells terrible.

Smells are hard to teach. So obviously, your own dad did his best to make it some of his smells But my terrible smells are mostly like within a small realm of what I could control the world has much worse smells That one was hard. I should get a give me on smells. Okay, what is that one that looks kind of crazy? Okay now try to look at it and remember what I taught you and use your vocabulary of the things that I taught you. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m that a bean bag chair. Let me just go over some of the lessons that I had taught you. That went over there, that I know, this one over here. No, you know this one, you know this one.

Okay. Long legs. Shoulder. I'm gonna start over, because you made a different noise. Yeah, why don't we wait for the description. It has long legs. Uh huh. Beautiful, long, pony tail. Yes, yes. That's a model. That's a. Beautiful, long and pony tail.

Yeah, that's a model. That's a model. That's a runway model. Okay, now I'm looking at the runway model chapter that we did. I guess I never technically said that they were people, but, okay, so I'm actually looking at a lot of my notes. I guess I never technically said a lot of stuff

with people, so real quick, just gonna go over it. Firefighter, people, water people doctors runway water Running water Drain when you drink water that's tears from people. Okay, and what's this one cuz this one looks crazy Wait, this is definitely a man. Is this Adel from Hey, where the riddle? Hello, do you want an autograph for a picture? Adolf from Haywardle Riddle. I never let you listen to podcasts.

And I listen to the worst one. Yeah, that's the one you pick. You can listen to citations needed or something. See. I'm sorry, you don't sound like a chicken. And you're not a coward. Thank you. Yeah, you don't sound like a chicken. And you're not a coward. Thank you. Yeah, you don't sound like a chicken.

You act like one when four or five guys want to beat the shit out of you for something that you probably didn't do. Ha ha ha. Story of my wife. Okay, so any more guesses on Stuff Cloud? Stuff Cloud. So is the cloud in question an actual cloud in this guy?

It is, yes. So is Stuff, like what ancient greesions used to call like lightning or something? It is not. Stuffed cloud. Yeah, what's the weather he died from? I'm ready to know. So when you said a stuff cloud is something

like ancient greesions talk about, it's not ancient greesions, it's pilots. Pilots have a word for a stuffed cloud. Oh, you're a pilot. Yeah, yeah, pilots. You know, pilots, eyepatches, pig legs. Okay, it was a plane crash. It was a plane crash, yes, but what's the stuffed cloud? Is a stuffed cloud what they call it

when there's another plane inside a cloud and you can't see it. Very, very, very close, but not another plane inside of a cloud. Flaka seagulls. It is a flock of seagulls. The haircut. Oh, no, it's not. I didn't know. I didn't know.

A stuffed cloud is when a cloud is hiding a mountain. They call that, pilots call that a stuffed cloud. So he flew into a stuffed cloud? So weird. They call that pilots call that a stuffed cloud. So he could do a stuffed cloud so weird cuz I to To help me I just drew a mountain on my little She'll show it prove it as perspective of where the cloud would be in the sky Do that weird show it prove it Aaron prove it Pulling a sheep into frame. That's a bikini. It's not a bikini bottom portion of a a bikini. I was good about to draw a mountain. I just I like to get out. That's crazy. That's really weird.

I'm not that consciously new. That is that is a mountain there. And there's nothing else that it could be in the fact that I don't think it's a bikini. Troubles me. I am a mountain. I am a stuffed cloud. All right. That riddle is not the worst. A bikini is like pornography. You know it when you see it. You know. Okay, are you ready for the next riddle? Yes, please. Always! This one is called another great title,

A Strange Collection. At a dinner, a small container is passed around the table. In every guest, put something in it. The contents are then thrown away. What's going on? What the fuck is going on? This is, everybody puts their phone. This is one of those restaurants where they're like no phones.

You all have to put your phone in a little bag and watch stand up. Do you remember when that was a thing when people would stack their phones on the table so no one could look at them and then we out We just haven't been out to group dinners and a year and a half and it's just like that completely left my mind. Yep. I think it's You know that when you put your little like hands My hands are huge My hands are big like Trump one of those water bowls I think your hands for finger food.

So it's like either that or it's like everyone like washed, like puts like has a little cloth that they wash their hands. Like tap, tap, hot towel. Interesting. Yeah. Okay, I think Aaron, that's a great guess. I think I know the answer myself,

and I apologize that differs from your answer. I believe what's happening is that they are eating at church. And of course whenever you eat at church, a of churches offer pop-up restaurants or food trucks. When you eat at church they always pass you sleep by the way. Leap of faith. Okay. They always pass around the collection plates and that's your waiter's tip and your waiter is always Christ our Lord and Savior. Sorry, Christ our Lord and Savior it. Christ our Lord and Savior, that's the joke.

Adel, do you want to stretch? Help me. I think I am. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, yeah. Yeah. Ah. When Adel, when Adel heard that he was supposed to stretch before podcasting,

I think that he completely misunderstood what they were asking to do. More time, more time, more time. Is it, are they all putting little secrets in the box? That's what I thought. That's what I thought when I first read the riddle as well. What do you guys do? What am I insane?

No, it's not little secrets. And you said a container. Everybody puts something in a container. Is it a trash thing? Gum? Aaron, I mean, they throw the contents in the trash. So what do you mean where you say, is it a trash thing? Like, are they throwing like napkins away or like toothpicks or something?

What do you use before a meal that you throw it away? Well, it's not before a meal. It just says at a dinner, a small container is passed around the table and every guest puts something in it, the contents are then thrown away. What's going on? Is it an napkin? It's not a napkin. You can talk to Gemma.

Anytime we go out to eat, I always take out my contacts and hand them to her to throw away because I want to be surprised. That's ridiculous. Is it bones? Is it edamame little shells? And it's not bones. Aaron, it's not bones, but you're getting fucking close. All right, what TV show is like bones?

Castle, I assume. I don't know. Okay, let's see. Is it something, like that was inside of the, like that is an inedible part of the food? Yes, it is something that is inside of the food that is an inedible part of the food. Yes, it is something that is inside of the food that is an inedible part of the food. The core of an app.

Oh, aliph pits. It is not aliph pits, but so now we're getting into the realm of like, it could be a lot of these things. Like it could be bones or it could be aliph pits because all of those things fit. But we're looking for like a specific thing that everyone at the table is eating because it's kind of like the centerpiece of the meal.

More specific than Brad. What's inside the food? Brad Pitt's daughter. Okay. All of Pitt. All of Pitt. Oh my God. She's a joy.

She's just the light of his life. I love their relationship, it's so special. Here we go. So here's some hints. The contents are netable, but they are not bones or animal parts. They had done something relevant together earlier in the day. The group of people had done something relevant together earlier than they. And the third hint is they're eating game.

Oh, was it a kabob little skewer? No, and it's, no. I guess that's a good thing. You did have like, it's not a toothpick, it's not a kabob skewer. I ate a toothpick recently and I guess that's a good thing. You could have like, it's not a toothpick, it's not a good Bob's score. I ate a toothpick recently and then I was scared I was gonna die. Yeah, yeah. I hurt to drink or eat anything for. I bet. Probably a week because I scraped all the way down my esophagus. Sure, that's the direction it goes when you eat it. What do you expect when you swallow a mouse's sword?

Yeah, I didn't mean to Yeah, a lot of a lot of fucking mice and red wall died in the battle because they did not have that sword to wage war against the badger So whatever who does making me feel bad. I don't feel bad about it I believe I know the answer Adal This is along the lines of one of my favorite John candy movies what they are removing from the food is a little something called Uncle Buckshot. Adel, that is correct. They shot some fesent with buckshot and it lodged in the bird and then as it cooked they have little pieces of buckshot that they are taking out, putting in a little container and throwing away. Because Aaron, now I know you just said a toothpick, but you cannot. Should not eat buckshot. I have to call my doctor. Aaron put down those, put down those

butter finger babies. Those are regular babies. Cody didn't chocolate. All right, well, is my am I eating them? Hey, that's the fucking question we're all asking. But you know what guys, I can see that the light is leaving your eyes. So we'll set aside the blue book for a second and instead I will have you do a scene.

Aaron, we're going to have you do a scene where you are going to addle as your doctor. It's just kind of a general health checkup, you know, general checkup for once a year. But Aaron, you're also going to just be kind of like volunteering some things that you may have health questions about that you have been consuming. Great. Okay, so X-rays look great. Hey, I ate a can of sprite. I ate a can of sprite. Oh boy, you ate a can of sprite. I have to ask, was it opened?

Uh, nope. I ate a can of sprite. They look great. I. A can whole thing. Interesting. Well, interesting. Interesting. Well, I'm going to say that that's going to ruin your exit track. Okay. I try to use the medical term. You know what an exit track is? Yeah, but here's the thing though. I was like just following my instincts after that of like, what would a doctor tell me to do? So I ate an entire pillow from West Elm,

which was expensive. And I'll probably gonna push this out. And you're not wrong. A doctor would tell you to do that. Dr. Seuss, but I am a medical doctor. I'm sneezing feathers, but it might not be from that because. Yes? Yes?

I swallowed a bird, but in my defense, I was dared to. Okay, so this reminds me of last summer when you first came into my offices and you had swallowed a fly. Now after you swallowed the fly, you had swallowed a frog, then subsequently, swallowed a cat. I don't know, I'm saying it. If you give him moose a muffin, shit goes down, okay?

I ate a moose and I also ate a muffin in that order. Okay. I don't know. I also swallowed a couple of my teeth. You have seconds to live. Okay. I would say get your first order. A very glamorous woman's hat.

Oh. Mm-hmm. Okay, was it Diane Weast? Mm-hmm. And I also ate Diane Weist? Mm-hmm. And I also ate like a cheese that I think was like a couple days overdue. Okay. I think that's the least of your problem. I have to be honest.

Which one's the poison? Absent or arsenic? Absidence and old lace. Well, abstinence can't kill you because that's practicing safe sex. The satius of sex. Are you saving the death of scope for later or can I oh these are just my headphones. I'm sorry I Can go for a couple beads see

Wow very good. I'm very concerned with that woman and by that woman I mean the woman whose fancy hat was stolen you I'd like my hat pack, please. I'm going to the theater. Speaking of fancy hats, Adal, you happen to be wearing a hat. And you are our fanciest friend. Do you have anything in your life that you would like to or are willing to plug?

Yes, I'd like to plug the Rich Carlton, an excellent stay for $850 a night. Also, I think I to plug the rich Carlton an excellent stay for eight hundred fifty dollars a night Also, I think I mentioned it last week, but in case I didn't I'll mention it again Please check me out on the new podcast by my friend Jeff Griggs bullshit alert It's a it's almost like a British panel show where people are telling stories and they could be false they could be true and The Jeff has to figure out who's who's telling what so please check out Bolshevirt that's very and I'm sure you're both very welcome as guests because I believe him and Jeannie listen to Hey Riddle Riddle well the doll will stop by and

from teacher in Chicago and he was amazing he's a god damn delight and it the other thing Jeannie is apps she's mean she's so mean no she's not we didn't escape from with her and all I wanted to do was do bits with her and I couldn't. Hey, Aaron, if she's not, then why does her name rhyme with meaty? No, she's not a meaty. I never did, she's not a meaty.

She is the Chrissy Teigen of improv. No, she's that. Then the last thing I want to plug is the other day, Gemma was out of town on a trip and I watched, in 36 hours, I watched three full seasons of Yellowstone. So if you wanna watch a good show that is one of the most bingeable shows I've ever seen, watch Yellowstone.

Wow, very good. JPC, is there anything you'd like to plug? Just the normal stuff, I'm over at Twitch doing video games pretty much every day of the weekday, Twitch.tv slash Shark Park. And stop by, say hi, it's fun. Aaron, anything that you would like to plug?

I'd like to plug not learning any new words. It's awesome, you're old enough, you don't need anymore. I'd also love to plug the podcast Improvised Dead, the Tim Lines, Dan White podcast. I listened to TJ's episode recently, and I cried laughing. I was a, I just talked to Tim, my old roommate, who is the co-host of that show. This is the perfect time to plug it because they as a releasing this

episode have just a lot of fun. Yeah, but you know what? You have a great back catalog to listen to. I'm a huge fan of it. It makes me laugh out loud. So please check it out. Very funny. Very funny. Speaking of not very funny, Jeannie once said something so rude to me that I cried. Again, she's just the meanest person. She's not a delight in a sweetheart and then kind of person. Aaron, you were there. She told me I could go fuck myself off to heaven. No. That doesn't make it nice hey heaven Fuck off to heaven. By forever. What's the word? What's the word? Prussian

Prussnickety no, what is it? It's already gone. Bye, Jupiter It's already gone Hey there, coffee and bagels. If you like that, you're gonna love this week's Patreon. Aaron moved up to LA and it's time for her to make some brand new friends. You can listen to that episode plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle by joining the clue crew for five dollars a month or the review crew for eight dollars a month. See you there! crew for $5 a month or the review crew for $8 a month. See you there!