Hey Riddle Riddle - #156: Espresso

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

Did you order the listener submitted riddles? Well, order up! Here are your sides- two people on a deserted island, and a swan EXPLODING. We hope you like Sharper Image and biting into a Kit Kat without breaking it first because we talk about it a lot. WARNING-JPC had some espresso before this episode so maybe mentally prepare for that. Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. Who's doing the regular air nose goes nose goes you get nose job already. Wow. I said make it the same nose. Same nose but smaller please. Same nose but upside down, please. I want to smell my hair. I'd rather smell my hair than my stinky breath. No, now I'm thinking about it. Upside down, nose is way better.

That's way better. Smell this guy, smell before it rain. I drown immediately. Every time it rains, I just drown. The whole thing. I was like, oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, is gonna go in what color red blue yeah blue blue you sir you anybody else went in now anybody will say we no no I I know this game it this is obviously this is a con I know this

is a con I know that I yeah it's a carnival it's a carnival in Boston I guess I guess only 50 thousand dollars on greenhouse here we go everybody else what ain't now we've all give a holla here we go and the mouse goes to yellow yellow was the color Hold on hold on hold on yellow blitz with blue to make green. So just give it a second give it a second

Give it a second come on come on motherfucker. I've ruined fucking ruined Did anyone hear me? Yeah, we heard you okay., okay. Cool. I thought JPC would go next. He's famously second. I'm $50,000 in the hole. I thought I was going to take a moment to let the weight and the impact of that sink in. Okay, JPC. I'll give you a chance to win all your money back. Thank you.

I'll take it. Double or nothing. Could we do double or nothing? Please. Just give me two letters from my middle name. And I'll give you $50,000. Okay, now here's the problem. I have no idea how to spell on NASA's.

But. That is very fun. And I like that compliment. And I will then owe you now. Yes. $100,000 been more coming through. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Uh, money is fake.

What's up, guys? You know, not much. I was gonna say I was $50,000 in the hole, but just saw everyone know that was a bit. I didn't actually put that money down. I'm good. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling I'm fucking feeling more ready to do riddles than I have in my entire life. Wow. It's a great attitude. What has instigated this renewed passion for riddles? I'll tell you, me and Mariah, both at very long days, we both got home, maybe 15 minutes before we started recording. I turned to Mariah and I said,

you know what I'm gonna do? I think I'm gonna have a little espresso. And she said, it's pretty late for that. Oh! She said, it's pretty late for that. And I said, she said, are you sure? And I say, nope, but I'm doing it And then what I did was I drank a little espresso and now

I'm ready for riddles maybe okay He just used a BB gun and shot down at least like 10 hats off of his wall Incredible and one plane yeah, I'm a hat hunter. What can I say? How about everybody else? How's everybody else doing? Adel, are you caffeinated? I'm not caffeinated. I've been up for a little while and I'm feeling fine. I'm feeling good.

I'm normal amount of excited for riddles. Ericics that's a little mean. We think the lady doth protest at a very level. Aaron thinks you're like a dog protest too much. Really? Too much. We think the lady does protest at a very level. Like, monitor the evil. You think the lady will. Doth be apathetic. Aaron, you are technically two hours.

You're time traveling. So for JPC and I, it's seven something. For you, it's five something. So you're living. Isn't that weird? You're living in the past. So what is the past like and how are you feeling? Well, I feel like you guys know what the past is like. I'm dying to know about the future. What happens to me at 6 p.m. anything? Aaron, I gotta ask you a question

because my older brother just texted me, how close are you? Do you know how close you are in relation to the headgum studio? Do you know what the headg close you are in relation to the head gum studio? Do you know that the head gum studio is in relation to you? I have no idea. Because my brother is in a place, staying in the place that he's four blocks away from the head gum studio. Oh, I remember where the old head gum studios are, but then they moved.

Yeah, he was like, hey, I'm four blocks away. Have you been there? And I was like, nope, I've actually never been there because that is new in COVID, I think, in the pandemic. So I have no idea where it is either, but my brother's in LA for like five weeks. So he's probably somewhere around here. What do you want me to do?

Should I, I don't mess with him? My prank in him? He's roughly a hundred episodes behind, but he is a fan. Okay. I will tell you something about the future. Later tonight, do not go to that coffee shop in Silver Lake, but when you do, do not order a large frappuccino. But when you do, don't drop it for the love of God, don't drop it.

But when you do, don't scream. But when you do, run as fast as you can. Sorry, Adelaide, I missed that. I just agreed to a coffee date with a friend after this and Silver Lake. So after the recording, I'm just gonna pop over there. And I'll probably scream. That poor, sweet, sweet girl.

Every date that you make on coffee meets bagel, you have to first agree with the other person. Who's the coffee, who's the bagel? Yeah. You have to first agree with the other person. Who's the coffee, who's the bagel? Yeah, and I think I think I'm a bagel with a coffee rising. Ooh. Let's see what I should. Coffee rising, so there's yeast in the coffee.

There's yeast everywhere. Coffee bread. Ooh, has anybody made coffee bread? I'm a genius. That's a really. That's a really, it's sort of a sneeze away from being bread, I feel it. You know that coffee cake, I feel it.

You know, I'm like, coffee cake and I love it. I'm an idiot. You know how like banana nut bread will have like little pieces of nut, I can just imagine eating bread with little pieces of coffee being out of the food but like this is awful, this is inevitable. Hey, can I just get us a question? So this is something that Mariah and I have been watching

like Broad City as kind of our, we've seen it all before, but just like put it on the background, we're like eating or like doing something else, we're not paying attention to the TV kind of thing. Great show, very funny show. Which, do you guys familiar with the show, Broad City? So yeah, I love it. I've seen it through twice.

Perfect, because the question I'm gonna ask you next, if you're not familiar, I'll get no information out of. My question for you, my energy, am I more of an Alana or an Abbey? You're an Alana. Here's the whole thing though. This is a really important question, is you live in the universe of that show.

Like, some people are neither of them. Okay. But you are so in that world that I feel like on any given moment in different parts of your life and different relationships you have You're a little bit of both. I'd say maybe in your comedy life in world. You're more of an Alana. Okay. No, yeah You're more of an Alana and then I think in your personal life, you're more of an Abbey Okay, that's interesting because I've always considered always since I was born. I've considered myself You're just present. I think you're total Alana of. I think I'm an Abby all the way down.

I would agree. I think that Adel has more Abby vibe, but it's a spectrum, right? We're not saying 100% Abby. Yeah, of course. Aaron, I think I would also say that you are a little closer to the allot of side than the Abby side. I think you're right.

I will say though, as soon as Abby had a drunk alter ego and ate her nose ring, I was like, okay. Yeah, the mythology changes over the course, you know. But it's about, it's about like where that spec, Mariah basically said that I had more Abby in me and I was like, where do you fucking get off? That's such an all awful thing to say. The golf.

I would say, I don't know, I think Alana is so confident. I feel like I love more of like an apologetic Abbey world. Same. Also, I would never, I think I totally don't think Adal is an Alana. You're the most Abbey here. Yeah, I would say. I would never fuck Hannibal Burris, but only because he's a landlord in real life.

Coffee bread exists, Adal. I go to Google. By the way, this is a really good question. This is interesting to think about. Well, what? Yeah. What did my here for, if not to post, really interesting questions for riddles? Oh fuck, that's right, for riddles, I have a copy

to get so excited about it. Yeah, why don't we just do riddles instead? That's fine, but I'm gonna keep thinking about that. And maybe people can answer based on, although you don't really know us. You're thinking of, but you don't. Wow, wait, is there a parasocial aspect to podcasting that I'm not aware of?

People know us, people know the whole us, right? They don't have a part of us. If you've listened to Patreon and this, you probably, you probably have a good picture of who I am. I've had so many people come up to me on the street and they say, Adel and I say yes, and they go, I'm so sorry, I feel like I know you, I listen to your podcast all the time,

audio is such an intimate format, and I'm like, oh, that's cool. And then I'm like, do you, I listen to your podcast all the time. Audio is such an intimate format. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. And then I'm like, do you want an autograph or something? And then I see their gun. And I'm like, yes, of course. And I give them my phone and my wallet. And they say, love the show. And then you realize it was a mirror.

And then you go, I've been talking to my reflection. Look, I know I, I am this person on the show, but in my real life, there's nothing I like more. Cozyine down on the couch with a big five gallon tub of horse come and piss and just going fucking it Ape shit crazy say whatever comes to my mind Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, making up crazy little voices. I'm a total homebody I'm making us look insane JPC because we're not as caffeine as you and you're really on top of everything today And I feel like a failure. Yeah, the reason you look insane right now is because you sit down with horsecom and horse piss, but then you go ape shit, stick to the horse theme, my man, you were right there.

I've got a delicate palate. What can I say? I have no idea. You go horse shit. You go horse shit. I am Old Man Puzzles and I will start now. Unless Aaron, you wanted to do an election for who will be Old Man puzzles for the next four years.

Oh, my God. I would love to lose that. Wait, no, you go ahead. There you go. Okay, so I am doing some listeners submitted riddles because they're really fun for me. These come from David Nicholas who says we can use their name and that would be cool actually if we use David's name. So that's cool. Here. Oh, okay. So wait, I'm sorry Aaron. You said it would be cool if we use David Nicholas's name.

Yeah, so put your sunglasses on and then say it. Hey, David Nicholas. Oh, yeah. I'm in relation to old saint. Oh my God. I want to introduce myself as David Nicholas, but what career am I giving David Nicholas that I think is like really cool and really like perfect for him. So let's see. Nice to meet you. David Nicholas, house photographer. Nope. That was nothing. That was bad. Hi, I'm David Nicholas and I teach college classes about the movie Goodfellas. And I teach college classes about the movie Goodfellas

Multiple classes you mean film studies no no no no no Goodfellas you got sliced the garlic real thin What is it reference to goodfellas? I don't do you want to try it? Do you want to try? Yeah? Hey, my name is David Nicholas, and I flip pennies to see how many times it's heads and how many times it's tails. Pretty cool. That's 80% of a good Jack Nicholas impression too, I think. Thank you. That's 90%.

You can bet it. Hey, I'm David Nicholas, and I'm in charge of moving all the rocks. Hey, David Nicholas is my name and cutlery is my game, real by fork. Wow. My name is David Nicholas. Would you like to try some of my new patitin, coffee bread? Hey, I'm David Nicholas. I test out the slip and slides.

The name is David Nicholas and yeah, your plane just crashed on my island. Okay, you win. Now that's him as like a bond villain basically. I'm David Nicholas and I don't have the world's blimps. Sorry, half the world's blimps. And the other half, luck. What are we doing? I don't know know he's cool. He's cool David you're cool And he submitted these riddles that he found in a game that he thought we might like oh, okay

And he said he'll write his own riddles at some point but not today So here are these warm-up riddles are you ready? Yes? Yes What forson? What forson strength cannot get through, I with my teeth can do. Rat. Oh, Joey Chestnut.

That guy ate like 78 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Oh yeah. What's his method now? Is he a bun dipper? I think he's always been, I think they're all bun dippers. You have to be right. Cause otherwise you choke on all that bread.

Yeah. And I think you eat the hot dogs in one go like a goose. Okay, Addle, I gotta tell you, stop feeding hot dogs to geese. We told you before you made a word, you gotta stop it. It makes them explode. That's not prox. I would love if I ever own a

park one day, which people should own public places like park. Of course. Sure. I want to set up a sign that says don't feed the geese they will explode. That would be cool. I want to see you seen. Oh, perfect. Okay.

The two of you are swans. You're having a meal. And Aaron, this is sadly your last meal as you've been told that sometime tonight or in the next 24 hours, you will explode. Wee. Hello. Hello. Hello.

I thought I'd glide next to you for a little while. I have to tell you something. Before you do, just so you know, dinner will be ready in about 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Yeah! Oh, I got the fish. Okay, dinner is ready. It's this fish I grabbed out of the water. Oh sweetheart, I could not have another bite. Oh, I mean, did you fill yourself up? We said we were having dinner at whatever I mean this we don't really have a concept of time but we said we were having dinner today. I know and I made some a mistake something off I've done something that's terrible and

I feel this will be the last time you and I have a speak. Good truth tell me what's happened. Well I'm always last time you and I have a speak. Good, true. Tell me what's happened. Well, I'm always hungry. As you know, I'm an alien. Sure. You swan, yes. I glided across the water and I ate a firework. But I was still hungry. And I'll tell you what I did next. No.

I glided across the water and then I saw some fire. And I thought that looks good. And I fear soon They will meet in my stomach dirty dirty. No It's only a matter of minutes till the fire travels down my esophagus my long neck, right? Trying to picture his one But we don't have a concept of time so You know a minute could be a moment could be an hour could be a day. We don't have much There's so much I want to say, so much I want to do! Oh, I mean, I'm beautiful and that was a beautiful kind of life.

And I scared lots of small children who tried to get close to me and that was fun, but this is the end. Do you have anything on your swan list that you want to do before you die? Like, anything you want to do before you go? I thought at some point I would eat a full duck. Oh. I never caught one. That's all right. That's one delight, a full duck. Okay, I mean things that I've wanted to do. I have a full list if you want to maybe borrow some mine. I should do something that you want to do in my last couple minutes. No, I'm just saying if you need ideas, like I want to fuck underwater, I think it'd be cool to do that.

Oh yeah, let's do that. Well hold on, that's just the first one on the list. No, I want to do that. Well, I've got some other good ones too. I want to eat a kids finger. Doesn't matter, I want to pop. But it keeps finger right off. That would be fun. I don't know the f- oh, here comes a duck. Hello.

Ah! Oh no, I'm gonna be. I'm sliding down her long way. Hold on, I'm trying to picture a duck. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'll be jerking off underwater. See, how sad. What's good for the goose is good for the animal. Okay, you know that I'm in a weird mood when you said that and I went, that's so sad. Oh no. He's alone. I love dinner will be ready in five, four, three, two, one.

And then later being like, we have no concept of time. So in my head that five, four, three, two, one, took like eight hours for you to get a fish. That was several days. What for? I'm playing to the height of my animal intelligence. Ooh. What force and strength cannot get through?

I with my teeth can do. What force and strength cannot do? So is this like, is this like where you can't get in and so you have to sweet talk them instead. So you're using like your mouth to be like, is this like where you can't get in and so you have to sweet talk them instead. So you're using like your mouth to be like, instead of like, I can't, you know, bash down this door. And so I'm like, honey, I'm sorry. Will you please let me in?

With the big old smile, you flash them, you flash them bones. My pearly when he gets. It's not that? No, I wouldn't say it's like teeth. It's not teeth. It's like teeth, but it's not teeth. Can you repeat the question, Your Honor?

What force and strength cannot get through? I with my teeth can do. So is it a key? Keys have teeth. Yeah, there you go. I was right there. I was right there. I can fall from great heights and live,

but submerged in water I die. Postal service. Postal service tape. I'm thinking it's a sign. No. I swallowed a duck hole and then exploded from the firework inside. Sorry guys, that's the real song and I was just playing it. I shouldn't have done that. That was definitely the song. That's so unprofessional and we're not allowed to play that on the podcast.

So Casey, go ahead and ask doing bullshit lyrics instead. Edithson, Edithson, Edithson, Edithson, and just screaming Ben Giverd. Is that his name? Ben Giverd? You got it, buddy. Terrible. Show me Ben Giverd.

Never wanted to talk about it. I'm in charge of testing the slip and slides doesn't work Was married to Zoe does channel You know a lot about celebrity culture. I do I know I know a lot about bin gibbered culture. Oh Well, how many flannels does he own? Oh? I feel like I feel like like the drapes in his house are flannel and they're always close like that guys Yeah, they're flannel shirts. I was a big death cab guy. I love death cap. Yeah I can fall from great heights and live but submerged submerged in water, I die. Paper.

Yep. Wow. Did you feel anything when you got that right? I'll be honest. Did you feel anything? Honestly, I lost confidence. I felt you feel nothing. There was no dopamine hit.

There was no, like, I got it. Like I, that was, yeah. We are so desensitized to riddles. You guys, we need to have a reset. This is like, I feel great. This is like when you're a pirate and you find treasure and you're like, yay, like more treasure. But you've already found so much treasure

that you're just, I wanna see a scene. No, I called for this. What, you called for a scene? Yeah, and everyone's got your barrel right past me. Arm wrestle, go ahead. I wanna see a scene. You go and then we'll do Adel scene. Okay, thank you.

I wanna see a scene. Adel and Aaron, you guys are stranded on a desert island, but you have a pen and a paper, but no bottle. So you're just trying to think about how you're gonna get this message to whoever you're trying to send it to. Okay, and just trying to think about how you're gonna get this message to whoever you're trying to send it to. Okay, and I wanna see, this is a scene with Inesyn.

Okay. Wait, no, don't. Yeah. This is a scene with Inesyn. No, I'm not doing it. Let's see, reach them separately. Hold on, Aaron. Are you afraid of the fucking challenge?

All right, then I'm gonna do a scene inside Adolescene and then I want you to add a scene inside that scene and then we'll do it. Okay. Well, you made it a mess. No. I don't think I did. I had one layer. I'm game. I'm game to add three layers. You guys, well, you don't know about me. It's a espresso. It's basically a full cup of coffee condensed into one little bottle. Adel JPC is going to crash in six minutes.

He's going to be sound asleep in six minutes. All right. What's your scene inside this scene? My scene inside this scene is JPC. Aaron and I, our whole scene, is taking place in your head because you're a night time security officer for a macy's and you fell asleep on the job. Okay, this is an easy one because I'm asleep. So I can execute this scene. So what's my JPC will start with you and then we'll go inside your head

Oh Okay, so we have pen and paper, but we don't have a bottle. So my plan, Elizabeth, is we write a message. We make one of my world famous paper airplanes. And then we throw it as hard as we can, trusting the wind will catch it and carry it to some other island. I love that idea. I love it.

What if we play Tic Tac Toe and give up? It. It. Okay. Okay. Interesting. Well, we're just spitballing. Yeah, we're this is like no bad ideas, no bad ideas. No bad ideas. Um, how, oh, how about you know how when we first got here, there was that monkey that tried to kill us, but we killed it. Yeah. Here's

what we do. We cut open its stomach, right? Uh huh. We clean out its tummy. Um, dry it out. Let it dry out. We hide the paper inside its tummy, rolled up. Then we so close its tummy, we sew up the cuts we've made, we put the monkey in the ocean, but we breathe our breath into it so it's like a balloon, it won't sink. So then somebody finds this big as a balloon monkey, and you know, a kid's like balloon monkey, daddy, I want to pop it. So they pop it and then our note comes flying out. Okay, I love that idea. That's awesome. I love how intricate that is or I blow my nose using the paper and we give up. Okay, okay. Interesting, interesting, interesting.

A lot of your ideas seem to be and I'm not judging. I know this. No, no, of course. This is like, yeah, this is like we said as we're slowly starving, we said to each other, there are no dumb ideas. It's a thing tank. This is great. And I can't help but notice that you've already eaten, all your fingers and toes. Absolutely, yeah. And we still have food left.

So I'm just curious what switch has turned for you mentally, because we've only been here, let's see, here, four hours. So it feels like you have just given up as soon as we crashed. Oh yeah, totally. Here's where I'm coming from. So I grew up in the Pacific Northwest, didn't have a lot of sunshine.

And so we've got here. Yes, sort of got here and then was like, oh, this sun is so nice. I could stay here for a while Like I can see myself living here So my whole thing has been like probably should give up and so I Like when that boat came by and they're like do you guys need anything? Well, you're going to the bathroom and I was like um and I paused and I thought about it for a second I said no, we're good and they go okay, and then they drug away

Fuck but I have really good news for you. they, uh, draw a boy. Fuck. But I have really good news for you. Yeah? We're inside a dude's brain. What? Ugh, welcome to Macy's gonna take your pants, guys. Ugh. See?

I love how, when you go to Macy's to get pants, I love how the nighttime security officer always asks for your pants size. They just, it's a little quirk they have that makes me shop there more than any other place. Yeah, that's why I have loyalty to Macy's. You miss it with the online experience because it's not the same. Welcome to Good Burger. Can I get you pants size? Welcome to Good Burger.

Home of the Good Burger. Can I get your pants size? Here we go. Yes. Yes. Alive without breath, cold as death. Never thirsty always drinking. Miller light.

There you go. Is this one of those birds, one of those perpetual motion missionaries? Oh yeah. It keeps you from going for hours. That's a really good guess. Guy, I love those things. So great. Alive without guess. Um, got it. Love those things. So great. Like it.

Like it without without like in this instance cold as death. Never thirsty. Always drinking never thirsty. Always drinking alive, but without breath. Is this like a river or something? Is it got me like a parking river? You're kind of on the right track.

I'm still thinking about that little bird who dips its little beak. And then it goes up and it dips its little beak and it goes up. Man, I love those things. I don't know. I don't know. I love those. I used to have a Newton's cradle and that was thrilling for maybe two days

and then I was like, I want something else and then I got one of those pin boards where you put your hand in it. Hand in it? Yeah, that's all the best. Oh, those are really nice. And I would do it over my face or something else. Oh, yeah.

This is the whole thing in the world. And it was for maybe two days and then I got bored. I feel like, what is it? Radio Shack or a sharper image. Sharper image sold me so much shit that I didn't need as a kid. Dude, sharper image though, that, what a weird, cool vibe that we all loved.

Yeah, oh yeah. Did you ever have one of those infinity goop things that, what a weird, cool vibe that we all loved. Yeah, oh yeah. Did you ever have one of those infinity goop things that was like a goop cylinder and like the outside was the same as the inside. So as you like ran it up and down your hands, it would like fall through and like, I'd buy those that they had it at Kosa, which is a museum I grew up in Ohio. And they call them water, things. It takes stuff from the museum. Yeah, and then there could be little like sparkles in it.

Yeah, and like, oh man, those were those were nice or rain sticks. Remember rain sticks. Sorry, we fast forward and we're we're at all talked for 17 minutes. So we just were fast forward and we're a little fast forward. So Aaron is the answer and Finitygoop, rainstick puzzle cube, or sharper image, anything? No, but... Damn it. I would love, I wish I could go into a sharper image right now.

That sounds like the most fun ever. They can't exist anymore, right? I don't think so. Go ahead. I wanna see a scene. JPC, you are the owner and employee of the only last sharper image, trying to keep up with the times and all the technology and Aaron you have just stumbled upon it and

You are you're thrilled beyond belief in trying to recapture some of your childhood memories Oh boy a customer. Hey, welcome welcome come on in welcome a sharper image. Oh no way is this a joke? Sorry, you're covered in spider webs. And so I was just doing inventory. We've had hundreds of spiders. I know. Oh please please welcome in. My name is Beef. I'm the assistant manager here. Is this a Halloween store? This looks like no one's coming here in like a decade. It's been it's well it's been a minute and won't beef doesn't really keep the store as pristine as they used to back in the corporate days when they Admended special rules for that because that was all it's just it's just be a sharper image

So so what can I interest you and I an RC car maybe I wrote remote control car all the rage beef while you're talking to me You're like picking up like sort of plates and cups that have you been living here? No, I wouldn't call what I've been doing in here living. We're like just getting by. Please, please. You know, everything in the storage, on sale, and we take cash, a car, and we take store credit, we take it all.

Cool. I guess I'll try out this massage chair. Looks kind of. OK, hold on now. Now we don't have a massage chair This is old beef's robot wife It gets pretty lonely in here. So don't worry about Veronica. She's put her out of your mind in fact Let's move wow could anxious you want a lava lamp. Who doesn't love a nice lava lamp? I haven't seen that in a long time Now why did your eyes get really big when I started using my phone

This is just an iPhone. It's like one of the most model of it. An iPhone, just a, my cell phone. Is it like a motor roller razor? What? Is that like a crazer? Beef. It's an iPhone. Beef, you have a pink razor phone still. What day is it today? It's like August 5th like 2021. 2021. Bye. I should have asked what year it is. See. I'm worried about beef. Let's get beef out of there. Which brings us back. Which brings us back to the best question you can always ask when entering a building is what year is it and then when they answer you say then there's still time. Then there's still time. Let's get through these last two riddles,

because there's other stuff I want to get to after the break. Correct. Alive without breath, cold as death. Never thirsty, always drinking. Alive without breath. Who sing that song? I feel so alive for the very first time. Was that POD?

No, I can't remember. POD or Hoobistank. Is it POD? Is it POD or is it Huba's take? Aaron walked away from her setup. I don't know. I don't know the answer to that. I'm not breathing. So with this with this breath, no, breathe. A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. Never thirsty.

Always drinking. Oh, is this one of those, one of those little bears called, Miniclorian? What are those little frozen bears called? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Terragah. Terragah. What are those called? I don't know what they're called, but I know what you're saying.

They're a little like tiny, tiny, tiny frozen bears. Yeah. We love those bears. We love those little bears. In this house, we, tiny frozen bears. Yeah. We love those bears. We love those little bears. And the house, we love those little bears. We stand them. Is it those little bears?

It's not. Is it like a waterfall air in like something like a cave or something like that? It's an animal. Oh, it's an animal and it's a cold animal. Yeah. Is it a snake? Is it a fossil?

Sakes where you don't they? Yeah. Yeah. What's the thing that maybe gets oxygen in a different way? Oh, like a fish. There you go. There you go. It's a fish.

The answer is a fish. Gently enough to soothe the skin strong enough to break stone. Charmin. Dude, we gotta get you a job in advertising. Because I think you could destroy it from the inside out. Dude, we gotta get you a job in advertising. Cause I think you could destroy it from the inside out. Just bring down the whole thing, bring down the whole thing. You can bring down all advertising.

Advertising complex. I really think we gotta send you into a big company and just have you. I think advertising is truly the thing that's keeping it all floating. And they've sent me into a big company before and what they did was they made me middle management. So don't do that.

There's a wrong path for me. And I'm middle management. I would say my role on this show is middle management. Yeah. I like that there and I like that. I think Adel is the CEO. I think JPC doesn't work here. Yeah. I think that what I do is the opposite of riddle management. Uh-uh. Riddle chaos. I'm so riddle chaos. I love that Jimmy world song, the riddle. So good. It just takes some time, question mark, question mark question mark Guy that's all a riddle, but don't want to so this one. What was this one? This was something about little bears

Well, I think we did this one right no you guys are Was this last one please Aaron tell us what we guys are Aaron should give it to a straight How lucky we have Don't pull any punches gentle enough to soothe the skin, strong enough to break stone. Lotion. No. Alola. Is this water?

Because water breaks down. There you go. Yes, yes, I'm so good at warm-up riddles that are for children and kids. Thank you so much, David Nicholas. We really appreciate it. Thank you, David Nicholas. When we think it's really cool that you have a really cool name,

and we think it's cool that we said it the name is David Nicholas FBI and yes That stands for female body inspector. Oh No Sorry, he's cool as hell Well, oh, Adda is gonna say yeah Um, I was gonna ask if you had a transition into the break based on what JPC said, or we could give you some end of the first half of the episode lines, and then you could just...

Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay, yeah, give me a try a couple. Give me a line, I'll see how I can finagle it. And that's how you make coffee bread. Speaking of coffee bread, I am caffeinated for these, give me another one. Okay, all right, let's go ahead. Hey, don one. Okay, oh yeah, go ahead. Hey, don't thought that maybe I would be out with the bath water.

That's an old expression and speaking of espresso, try my new coffee bread. Okay, yeah, that's it. I'm gonna give you another one. Okay. Did I have that? No, I'm gonna give you another transition to break. Okay, okay. Over here in Hey, Riddle, we love bars, and our favorite is a Kit Kat. Speaking of Kit Kat's, let's all personally listen

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Huh. That's the break. Huh? Who breaks kickats before they eat them so see you pass? That's the break. Hey GPC! Uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to Okay, I just need some advice this podcast is sponsored by Squarespace I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Spaces to all one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online

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Intel and JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website I don't think I don't think I ever break kickats when him. Really? Break you off a piece of that KitKat bar. You gotta go. You don't break the sticks? You don't separate the sticks? He's biting into the bar like a fucking suck. The commercial gives directions and it says break you off a piece.

That implies it's sharing. Casey said what the fuck? So if I share I'll break off a piece but if I'm eating alone, I just chomp into that bar. Okay, welcome back from the break. We have been discussing, all right, we're kind of in a mess. This is a, we're at a 10 right now.

Adel is saying he doesn't break off the little pieces of his Kit Kat bar. This is insanity. You just bite into a full Kit Kat bar with grooves and all. And, yeah. Adel. Those grooves are little troughs for my saliva. When I get worked up for the chocolate,

those grooves help gather my saliva. So it's not running all over the place. But if I break off each individual bar, then I get little chocolate crumbs and those stain my couch or my clothes. I wanna cry. Casey cut this whole. This is one of the most unreal takes

that I've ever heard of my fucking life. Yeah. Are you serious? Are you being for real? If it's a fun-sized Kit Kat, I'm talking about only two bars long. Yeah. I will just take a bite of that. Only two bars long.

What am I? Beach Boys song? Okay. Here's the thing. I don't know why I'm getting so upset because I'm allergic to Kit Kat bars and I haven't had one in like 20 years. Yeah. It's been a long time.

It's allergic hold on. A allergic to Kit Kat bars. What could be a Kit Kat bar That's not in the rest of candy that you're allergic to? The wheat cookie the Wheat cookie. Oh, okay, so you're so yeah in a way that you are allergic to all wheat right got it Okay, but the entire point of Kit Kat is breaking it up into the little that's why they exist No, the song says break you off a piece of that kick-up bar. That implies sharing, which I, if I'm sharing, I'll break off a little piece.

But if I'm going in alone, chomp chomp. This just says if you told me you ate bread, like you know, like the pre-sliced lobes of bread. Yeah, from the side. Yeah, from the side. That's what it feels like, Adel. It's like you're telling me, you eat a little part of the side, Adel. Adel, it feels like you're telling me.

Aaron, I'm a corn on the come. I wanna be with you here. I wanna be with you and pointing out what Adel does is unacceptable, irresponsible, and just bad behavior, just morally wrong behavior. But I'm gonna take issue with you just saying, I'm allergic to Kit Kat bars, because you can say you have a weed allergy,

but you can't just say something as much of a bob show as I'm allergic to Kit Kat bars. Is the statement true that I am allergic to Kit Kat bars? I am allergic to Kit Kat bars, sounds like you have a specific allergy to Kit Kat bars, which is something that is unacceptable to say. Okay, but if someone is allergic to seafood and they say, I'm allergic to clam chowder,

you go, whoa, wait, that sounds like you have a specific allergy to clam chowder. Nope, it does it. Well, yeah. That sounds like you can't eat seafood, honestly, because that's a normal thing that exists in a lot. You've very rarely would you ever cup across the person who's perousing a gas station, candy aisle,

and they say, for housing. Snickers maybe. Oh, Kit Kat can have that. I'm allergic to Kit Kat. That's a losing. That's like going over to someone's house. And instead of saying, I'm allergic to cats,

you say, I'm allergic to Captain Potassium. And then they're like, my new cats. And you say, I'm allergic to cats, you say, I'm allergic to Captain Potassium. And then they're like, my new cats. And you say, I'm allergic specifically to Captain Potassium. And then they're like, but not all cats. And you go, yeah, of course, all cats. Oh, yeah, of course. Why don't you just say that? Because you insulted my little kid, Cat.

You're trying to get the heat off of you because you eat food weird, OK? You saw through me like nobody else has. Here's what I'll say, as we hopefully do live shows in the next whatever amount of time, please. Will you eat a Kit Kat bar in front of a live show and everyone will sit silently and we can all just experience it. Please bring me Kit Kat bars

because then between Hey Riddle Riddle and Magic Tirebird, I will have a lifetime supply of Snickers and Kit Kat. Yeah, and I'm happy for you that you're gonna get some freak chocolate from very kind to people. Thank you. But man, that is weird. At what cost?

Yeah. Here's what I'll say, Adela, I will ruin this for you because if you are gonna bring an Adela KitKat bar or a Snickers, here's what you do. Take it out of the wrapper at home, put it in a ziplock plastic bag, and then give it to him because he won't be able to eat it because you've done something weird to it, but you'll still have to fill the part where you give it a cat bar. Then you have infinite amount of unusable cat bars.

Well, let's talk. Let's let's go a little bit broader. How do you to eat an apple? Because the way I eat it is swallow it whole and then let the doctors do their work. eat an apple because the way I eat it is swallow it whole and then let the doctors do their work. You see I'm now I'm like nervous. How do I? An apple? I'd be friend to worm. I got the inside scoop. I don't know. Now I'm going like that's just the tip of the iceberg. Nothing is ever... nothing happens in a vacuum. Do you understand what I'm saying? Sure. That's not the only weird thing about you. And now I'm going, do I even know him? What's going on?

What is your out there? So, and I know it's hard for you. I know it's hard for a US like a person to consider something that you do to be weird. But like, if I saw Adely the Kit Kat bar, first of all, I'd throw up in my fucking mouth because it's so gross what he's doing. But second of all, I'd say,

hey, that's like a weird food thing that you do. Do you guys know or are aware of any other like weird food things that you do or like weird ways that you eat food? A lot of times I will put, actually all the times if I have the ingredients, I will always put French dressing on cottage cheese. Oh, and cheese.

Because that's what my family does. Like that's what my grandpa used to do. And so growing up, the only way I would eat cottage cheese is with French dressing on it. And so I don't know if I've ever had cottage cheese without it. And if I would, I'm sure I might find a little weird or gross.

Interesting, okay. That's a good answer, but I can see, I can like understand why that would taste good. That makes sense to me. I think people are always like a little disturbed by how many raw onions I can eat. Always. What? Just like, do you just chomp into them or do you cut them up or what do you do? I like, I could just, I like, sometimes if we have like a little bit of onion left, I'll just

like chop it up and I'll just eat it. Oh, it's like diced. You're like, you won't just like, like iron chef yourself, like a bite into the side of a fucking onion. I have. I have. Chef Tyson. But I. Yeah, that's not. Yeah, I would just like tap a little bit up. I would.

Yeah, I'd consider I would consider that to be, to be kind of a weird thing. Oh, and then cucumbers and apple cider vinegar with salt. That sounds actually pretty good. So my favorite. Like a quick pickle. Yeah, you like pour a bunch of apple cider vinegar in a bowl. You put a bunch of cucumbers in it and then you get a tiny bit of like pink sea salt or just regular sea salt and put on the cucumber and it's a good snack.

You probably also catch a ton of gnats. Yeah, and then you also just catch a ton of gnats, and that's really nice. A bunch of guys named gnats end up in your kitchen, they're like, hey. Nathan, call me, Nat. Hey, what's up? These are pretty good.

What's up? I, Nathan, but when my hat is backwards, call me, Nat. When I'm eating cereal, I go, I go a poor cereal in the bowl, and then pour milk on top of cereal, but I don't do a ton of milk. Like I go way under where you can see like the top of the cereal,

and then I will just kind of like hold the bowl sideways, like at its side, and dip the cereal and take like a little bit of milk. And then when I'm done, there's always a little bit of milk left over. I like to pretty much even it out. And then I'll take that little leftover milk and like pour it into the top of my coffee.

Mm. Whoa. That last part really threw me for the loop. Boles are shaped in a way that I shouldn't have to do that, but I tilt it to the side so I get like another mini bowl inside of my bowl that's a thing. I feel like. Just more of a bowl.

Maybe I'm missing something, but it's not like some of your cereal is gonna be a little too dry. I, I, I, I try to mix it. I try to like mix it in the milk, but yeah, it's mostly, it's mostly dry air bites. I don't like a big wet bite of cereal. Exit, I do the same, I pour in milk

and then I add cereal after, but I add like two spoonfuls at a time and I just keep the box next to me because I want every bite to be crunchy and tasty with milk on it, but I hate soggy milk. Because if you put cereal in first and then drench it, if you shower it and bathe it in milk, the first two bites are good, and then after that, cereal ruined.

Yeah, and something like that. It's like I'm meeting you guys for the first time. I'm not even kidding, this is like really throwing me for a loop. I'm like, I really thought I knew them. Aaron, you said you had a lot you wanted to get two in the second half. Yeah, now I am, and now I have been emptied.

Now I am lost, I'm scared. I feel this has been the most jarring conversation I've had in the last few years. Can we at least agree that you, when you eat a Snickers, you cut a banana in half lengthwise and put the Snickers in between it like a sandwich and then eat it like that. Can we at least agree that that's the way to eat a Snickers? I'm not ready for jokes. Wait, wait a second, Edel. How would I fit both the Snickers in between it like a sandwich and then eat it like that. Can we at least agree that that's the way to eat it?

I'm not ready for jokes. Wait a second, Edel. How would I fit both the Snickers and a banana up my ass? What are you insane? I one time said that while you're watching a movie, you should have a cold Snickers bar nearby, so you eat popcorn. And then you, Edel thought I meant mixing the Snickers

into the popcorn and I was like, that's insane. I could do that. That night I sent her a picture where I had to add a thought I meant mixing the Snickers into the popcorn and that's insane. I could do that night. I sent her a picture where I had popped kettle corn and then I broke ice cream Snickers in half and rolled it around them in the popcorn and then ate it and I was like pretty good and you're like Addle, that's not what I meant. And then I had to get a new phone because my phone was too cursed. That's so funny because that's such a moment of vulnerability where you're like I'm trying this weird thing that a friend ricketer for you. It's like, that's not what I want you to do.

That's so weird. But for sure, but okay, you eat your, you have half your popcorn that you make and then you take a little sweet break, you have your Snickers and then after some time has passed, you go back to your popcorn and it's the perfect snack. It's not like that. Snickers is going to melt. Whatever. Here's an idea. Here's an idea. Go to any restaurant. Order any entree. Eat just,

just under half of it. Fly the waiter down and say, it's not very good. I think it's overdone. I'd like to send it back. They'll give you another entree. You just ate an entree and a half. You are a villain. They'll say, an entree and a half. They are a villain. They'll say, I'm not trying to have. They'll say over done. Sir, these are raw oysters.

I know, I'm surprised too. So these, I'm gonna just try to move on and just have to do one riddle in the back half of the episode. Yeah, I'm gonna try. Okay, so these. Let's verbally move on, knowing full well that the three of us mentally are still panicked about food and

You please tweet us and tell us or email us your food Freakness with hashtag Freak food and let's know what weird thing you do with food. Oh, okay. I guess today's gonna be bad I guess that Wednesday's just gonna be a bad day. Okay, I don't we'll have just a bad day. I'll play it's okay to have a bad day It's okay. It's fine. I've had one and he turned out fine. Okay. These are from Becklyn. Beck, it was sent an email to us and said,

Aaron's eyes only and I went, oh, okay, I'm listening. And then Beck, she did this amazing thing where she was like, it's not creepy. I promise, Aaron, I promise is not creepy. promise. Erin, I promise it's not creepy. I would never do that, it's not creepy. It's really sweet. So Beck Lynn sent such awesome riddles that I absolutely just had to read them.

Yeah, let's do it. Thank you, Beck Lynn. Is Beck Lynn one name or is it like Rebecca Lindsay or something? Yeah, her, it's Beck back space Lynn, which is cool. Cool name, a bunch of cool names. So these are like actor entertainment world themed rettles. Okay, Holly, well you've been out there

for fucking 15 minutes and here we go. Have you seen a celebrity at Aaron? No, I haven't seen any celebrities and it's really starting to tick me off. Not even Josh Groban? Not even Josh Groban, not even once. That's weird. I was like, I'll see Groban day one day too.

Yeah. And I was ready. And now I'm like, now I'm feeling less and less ready to see Josh Groban. So, that you're staring at him. I just know he's going to be at the wrong time. You say you haven't seen the celebrity, yeah. Yeah.

That's the most annoying thing about celebrities is they're always not the height you think they're gonna be. And then you're like, why? Aaron, when you are most ready to see Josh Gropen, that is when Josh Gropen will appear. Oh my god. The people upon meeting me and recognizing me from the show, they do the exact same thing. I don't care who it is, I don't care where it is.

They always pinch my cheek and say, do skinny. Do skinny. Manga, you gotta eat. Eat, eat. What are you doing? Eat. You haven't touched your overdone oysters. Too skinny. Manga, you got to eat. Eat, eat. What are you doing? Eat. You haven't touched your overdone oysters. Manga.

It's just Italian grandmas. Mostly the only people that I know who listen to the show are Italian grandmas. We got our demographics back from head gum and it looks like we're, we have the most listeners in California and specifically with Italian grandmas. Mm-hmm. So these are really interesting, the format of them.

Okay. And if you have like a pen or paper or like a note app in your phone, you might want to use this. Nope. Okay, you don't have to. So I'm going to say a sentence and I'm going to say the word blank. Okay. And then you fill in the word for those blanks.

And then it will make, yeah, and it will make one long word altogether, or phrase, or name, or something. Got it, got it. Cool. Make your blank and claim your rank. From the window to the blank. Like the captain, do not panic, when the ice blank hits the Titanic. Mark Wahlberg. I had bed wallberg. Is bed wallberg a thing?

Hey, and bed wallberg, I'm Donnie and Mark's little brother. Are you trying to fucking sleep on me? Make me first, asshole. I got a hot tempo, Pedic. I thought it was make your bed, but I guess it's make your mark. Make your mark and claim your rank from the window to the wall wall. Like the captain do not panic when the ice. Burg. Hits the Titanic

They must see that captain lost his shit. Yeah Hey, come on. He did great. Okay. Okay I the other night couldn't sleep so I watched a Titanic conspiracy video What is what is the conspiracy? Oh, Aaron, that's a red flag. That there is two icebergs and not one. No, that's money. The no, it's the conspiracy is that the company that made it sent out their first boat called like the gigantic or something and then it kind of like broke down a little bit and then they were trying to collect the insurance money on it. So they sent, they pretended that that boat was the Titanic and then they were trying to collect the insurance money on it. So they pretended that that boat was the Titanic,

and then they were like, oh, it's actually the Titanic, knowing that it would sink to collect the insurance money on it. So they let the boat go, knowing that it would sink, because they wanted to collect the insurance money on it. To the sea. Companies have been that evil for that long? No, money has always been good.

It's just recently that money turned bad. I thought evil was invented in 1974. No. You know how when people hang out and you're like, wow, this is good company. That's what good companies are based off of. Just hanging out, doing good work. Yeah, doing right by each other.

Okay, ready? Next time. And who, what company made the Titanic spulding? It was actually, it was Hershey's. Oh, the Titanic was made at Chocolate. You got hundreds of dead in my chocolate. You got chocolate in my hundreds of dead. As everybody was dying, they kissed each other right

and that's where we get the Hershey's kiss. 100%, 100%. All right, ready, here we go. Yes. The second half of Whiskey's name in Boogie nights I found my fame build from plaster and city suffix. I was invincible in 2006 So 2006 invincible would be Bruce Willis in the movie Unbreakable no

Demi Schmidt Did you know Bruce was played unbreakable chemo Schmidt? You could convince me of anything right now. I can't stop the game about you eating a cake. Wait, invincible. Invincible wasn't that, uh, uh, uh, Wait. It was on Prime cartoon.

No, no, no. Is that the hockey movie? Isn't that, is it Kurt Russell or, um, is that Mark Wahlberg? Mark Wahlberg. Wait, let's go line my line. The second half of Whiskey's name, what's a name of a whiskey that has like a two part name.

Name some whiskeys. Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels. Jim Beam. Jeff Bridges. No. Oh, it's not Jack Daniels, it's not Jim Beam. You might have gotten it right already, but in Boogie now, Knights, I found my fame.

Who got famous from Boogie Knights? Mark Wallet. Oh, Phillips, you're an offman. And Alfred Bolina. Uh, built from plaster and city suffix. Built from plaster and city suffix. What's Wall? Yeah, what's like, what's made from plaster?

Uh, fucking penis molds. Walls. We're back to walls. Okay. And then a German suffix for city, castle, or fortress. Oh, this is new. Yeah. So is it Mark Wahlberg?

Yeah, started in principle in 2006. I promise that's the last mark Wahlberg one. Was invincible the one where he was like the Philadelphia Eagles quarterback. Yes. Right out. That's right. That's right. Yes. Yeah. Okay. That one was also the answer was Mark Walberg. Perfect. So I just wanted to go line by line.

There's moments where you didn't say blank. So I was wildly confused. Yeah. So no, not all of them, not all of them have a blank in it, but each like line is a I I see a part of a name. All right. All right. We're moving past Mark Wahlberg. I was confused because when she read it, I was like, the answer is Mark Wahlberg, I think, and we just did Mark Wahlberg. So that's why I was confused. All right. So this might be easier. We're moving past it. Okay. Ready? JPC 100% is going to be Mark Wahlberg. Eight siblings. He had eight siblings has he and another half three a Calvin Klein model with his own GED has his own burger chain that started in mass Committed several hate crimes. He kind of sucks ass

Father to four and three nipples. He had what a man what a man. So which man is he So what's sorry father four and three nipples had he what What a man, what a man, so which man is he? So what a man, what a man was, uh, invogue, right? What a mighty good man. What a mighty good man. Yep. That's invogue. Uh, Calvin, Calvin and Cline, that's the little boy in the tiger. Yes. Pissing on the Chevy truck away. Clines always into trouble. And Calvin has to sort of work around all the mayhem that's being caused. Well, Calvin Klein, that's Wild Blood West, right? Because.

That's right. Yeah, Will Smith's character was named Calvin. Kevin Klein was his counter-pum. West, Desperate. But yeah, West, Jim West. Calvin. To me, if you don't want not. I'm really dancer. Yeah, West gym West, Calvin, to me, if you don't want. Not. I

I know Mark Walberg had an extra nipple. And I know Mark Walberg was a was on billboards for Calvin Klein in the 90s. I know Mark Walberg beat the shit out of an Asian man. And I don't remember why he did it. And I don't know why he didn't face any repercussions for it. Yeah, he's just important to note. He the answer is Mark Walberg. Okay. why he did it and I don't know why he didn't face any repercussions for it. Yeah, he's just important to note he, the answer is Mark Walberg. Okay.

Perfect. Good, good, good, good, good. All the answers were Mark Walberg. Great, great. It's important to know he is one of the most well paid actors in the world. And when asked about his criminal past and what he did, he says, no, I don't have any problems sleeping at night

So that's someone we're rewarding again and again sounds very sorry Yeah, pretty pretty good, but sometimes Every riddle has the same answer a River a cloud and what was that what was that fucking in night Shyamlon movie that he was in oh? The happening. Yeah, I'd have problem sleeping the night if I started the fucking happening The happening sounds like a jazz bar and like Grennitch village in the 50s where it's like you go to see someone give Do poetry like that should be the happening and you just watch like the gentlest documentary on it in Hulu and it's just a woman Yeah, I met my husband

Me and Amkins mix Bob Dylan before met my husband at the happening. Me and Amginsburg, Bob Dylan, before he went electric at the happening. I feel like it should not be a movie where the villain is mother nature. And it doesn't a man lay down and a lawn mower goes over top of him or something. Yeah, but really the villain is humans. Ha ha ha.

Here's what I was saying. Yes. I saw the happening in theaters and five minutes into the movie, I stood up and it of the whole theater. I'm walking out of here. That's What's happening? I left the theater. I Wish God I wish I wish Aaron isn't there in Jesus Christ superstars in their song. It's like what's the bus tell me?

Tell me what's happening. Yeah, but tell me what's that happening? What did Mark Walker do this fucking Speaking of what is happening? Yeah, uh-huh Addle yes Do you have anything tip-tip happening in your life tip tip-tip happening anything to plug? Oh, I'm so glad you asked I I have a few podcasts I wanna plug. Some of these I've plugged before, but I think they might have just been released recently, so please check them out.

Please check them out on the podcast Good at Parties. I talk about one of my favorite things in the world, Soup No More, so please check that out. Also check out the podcast Bullshit Alert, which is a very good time. The podcast Electric Priests, where I talk with a friend about improv, murder she joked, my episode is out now.

I also did an episode of Composer Chronicles, where I talked about how enjoyable the music from dark is, and the host was an absolute delight. So please check out all those podcasts. Aaron, do you have anything to plug? Only two things to plug. Just a quick reminder that if you sent me a message in the last few months, my Instagram deleted a lot of them and I just resend anything that you sent me if I didn't respond. The other thing I want to plug is if you have a job in LA, you

want to give me. I will do anything. I love, I I am fun sometimes I'm pretty inconsistent, but I'll try really hard So if you want to hire me you can and I would Like to ask JPC if he has anything going on. Yes, I do have something that I would like to plug and it's the same shit I always plug Twitch.tv slash shark parkman or you can follow me on Twitter at JP so fly. But now that I hit 10,000 Twitter followers, I really don't fucking need you to follow me on Twitter. Congratulations. This is months ago.

And if you missed the boat, then sorry, I'm sh- I mean, you know what? Actually, I'm shutting down all followers. I have all the club that I need. No new followers. Every new follower will have to submit a formal request to the HR podcasted G-Blo Gmail letter and a cover letter. And then tell me just something about yourself. Also check out our Patreon. We have so much Tasty Tasty content on Patreon. So please check that out patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle.

Aaron, I do want to say I'm not going to apologize for the way I kickats. Famously kickat is made by a manufacturer called Mars Candy. I don't know if you know this, but before they changed their name to Mars Candy, they were actually another planetary company. Do you remember the name? Hershey's. That's it. Jupiter?

Bye forever. Bye. Sorry, Erin Keane. And John Patrick Cullen. Keane, don't even be editing. Now I'm going to be a little bit more careful. Hey there, scripts and scenes. If you like that, you're going to love this week's Patreon. It's a return to JPC's acting factory.

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