Hey Riddle Riddle - #159: HRR Enterprises

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

Welcome! Press ONE if you want to hear riddles! Ok fine! Here are some listener submitted ones! Sean bought some advertisement for himself on this episode(he didn’t) so Erin just CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM. This episode also has a summer camp romance, a radio show, and a sad concert. Have a great week! Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I'm not gonna press one, I know what we're calling for bad improv Press to we don't need that. I want to press to so bad to talk to Aaron Press three. Oh three three three hold on to JPC press four. I told you I was on this I To talk to Adel Press five. Well, I'm the last option. No one's getting that far. Let's press three to talk to Aaron. Okay, let's give it a try. Let's go, heavy press. Sorry, I'm finishing up my bench.

That's two AD five reps. All right, let me pass three. Two AD five reps. Okay, what are you 16? Okay, three. Yep, here we go. Hello, Aaron. Hi, I will take three medium pizzas and

Just get too large. What are you doing? Hold on hold on? She ordered pizzas at a drive-through this doesn't drive you I don't see PC. Is that you guys? Yeah, yeah Three you are burning money. Sorry the only Person that usually calls me on this line is the pizza guy. He calls me every day to get my order. Why are you just calling me? Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. You're any three mediums a day? I think I said four mediums. Aaron, I think you're hallucinating, but either way. Yeah. That's a lot of pizza. Breakfast lunch dinner, second dinner. I didn't

think about it that way. No, that's enough pizza then. That's what I'm saying. Wait, why are you guys calling? Are you locked out of the building again? Are you locked in the even orbital enterprises? Yeah, we tried to get on the intercom and it took us to like a directory. Yeah, we set this up a while back. I remember this now.

I remember this now. Oh, you know what? I did remember that mine just said it's directly to a voicemail. Oh my god, Aaron, would you be upset if we hung up and I'll connect you ready. Yeah, I'll just in four four four. Here we go. Hey Hey, this is JPC

Oh nice. Yeah, oh wait you call JPC No, yeah, you're talking to JPC Yes, this is me. Oh, it's that thing the end? He's gonna be like, just kidding. Hello! Say what you're gonna say, coward! Oh, I guess it's really him. JPC, hey, it's Adel. Hey, Adel! Hey, just wanted to see if you were ready to do an episode. I'm always down to do that, my man.

JPC's standing right next to me. I don't know how this is working. Good one, bro. I came down here to let you in. Addle, are you, what do you do? Yeah, something's wrong. This JPC left it my joke. Are you talking to Aaron? This is a demon.

This is a tie. JPC, why are you being so quiet? Are you guys working outside? What's Aaron saying? I can't hear her. Oh, she went to ask if we're working outside. Tell her we're definitely working outside. Wow, a prerequisite message.

And got ya. This is JPC's message machine. Leave one after the beep. And of course, that's his message machine. You're standing right in the JPC. What a specific message that works once. Oh, Aaron, can we call back and... Sure, wait, hold on, hold on.

It worked once in that specific instance, but it's worked every time. Adel, you want to call back in sure, wait, hold on, hold on. It worked once in that specific instance, but it's worked every time. I don't know, you want to call back in here, your voice? Yeah, I want to hear mine, because I remember mine was real fun. Here we go. Okay, cool. And press five. Thank you for calling.

Hey, riddle, fuck me. Oh, shit, hold on. Oh, where's this calling? Russia. Thank you for calling. Hey, riddle, riddle, it's a private. It's a drag, it's a drag Russia? Thank you for calling hey, oh, it's a little it's a private Hang up hang up, okay, let me call the okay Remember just hit five one time you hit a bunch of five so you get it up with Russia. Thank you for calling Hey, little little enterprises for riddles press one five just hit five bad improv press two

To talk to Aaron press three you know it's a talk to JPC I want to hear my own name. I want to hear my own To talk to Aaron, press three. You know it's hit by it. To talk to JPC, press four. I want to hear my own name. I want to hear my own name. To talk to Adel, press. Yes. Yes. Oh, you got to put it about the quarter. Six, okay, press six this time.

Mm-hmm. Well, my name is Adel and I'm here to say, at three o'clock yesterday, I passed away. Adel, what does your voicemail say? Oh, it's. Oh, you know what? That's the one that we recorded for the April Fools episode that we did that no one liked.

That came out at a really weird time when COVID was on the rise. Where everyone thought I was really dead. Yeah. There was like a six month period where if you typed in my name into Google, it auto populated, Adderified Dead. Why are you taking your own name into Google?

Oh, guys, we're locked out. I didn't bring a feature. Now we're all locked out. Oh, hey, why don't we just do the show from the parking lot today? Perfect. And Aaron, if you're locked out, I'm Adorify. Ah, I'm JPC.

And I'm late for dinner. And so we can call you late for dinner. And we got Hayrita Riddle, an improvised riddle podcast. We try and solve riddles and puzzles. And along the way, we do bits and do I seemingly bad improv is what the voice said Yeah, well and old man puzzles today is none other than number three Aaron Keith, whoa number one of the call sheet number two in our hearts number three on the show Aaron Keith

Um well I sent it to my episode. I like to not do as many riddles. Okay, so that's the voice mail intro. Yeah, I hold on a minute opening bit. Aaron says since it's my episode. Honestly that's the way that it works here. Hey, Ronald, Ronald, if you are a keen, sharp eared listener, you will notice that once every three episodes, the same person is gonna be into, is gonna end up hosting. So, roughly 33% of the episodes that you listen to are gonna be hosted by Aaron 33 by JPC

33 by Adel and again, you know that leaves 1% we do let Casey a host one out of one hundred episodes And then we put that on we put that on a CD disc and we bury it in the Nevada desert I feel like that would be Casey's worst nightmare as he old man puzzles for an episode We would pass him to burst into flame. He would be like why are you torturing me? Two things one. I just noticed that I said Nevada, which I used to live in Nevada, and I said Nevada all the time. And then people who don't live in Nevada have shamed me into saying Nevada. They've shamed you? Yes, because people are like, it's Nevada. And I was like, I lived there and I said Nevada. So that must be right. And they're like, no,

no. And so this is the first time that I think ever have said Nevada and said in Nevada because of being shamed. And then it's pronounced potato. I'll be honest with you. You've been saying that word a bunch of times. I have not heard a difference yet. No distinction, no difference.

Tomato. It sounds the exact same in my brain. And number two, Aaron, you're not as slick as you think you are buying time before we get into riddles because you repeated the whole voicemail and then said for Adderify, press, and then left 60 seconds of dead air, which should you put up. I thought you were gonna say, I thought you were gonna press five,

and then I was gonna say six, and then would bring you somewhere else. C-A-I-M-U-D. But I was anticipating a bit that you didn't do. And that's the bad improviser as I was anticipating something you'd say rather than actually naturally reacting to something you were doing.

I have a story to tell speaking of... I wanna tell a little story from my weekend. So I flew back to Chicago for a wedding. It was such a beautiful wedding in the bright and groomer's soul. Such a beautiful wedding, such a beautiful wedding, said a bride's maid to a waiter. Have you ever heard of closing the goddamn door? I like my favorite thing about Pete Wentz is that he turns the Minnesota in there.

Is that Pete Wentz? Close the new God, DM door. Oh no, it's, um, P-Widz is the other one. It's Panic at the Disco. Yeah, Panic Whits. Which is, um, Panic Whits.

I wanna say William Panic. Panic Whits. Panic Whits. Ha ha ha ha. And that was my story. You were pretty good. That's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, come on. Guess my invite got lost in the fucking mail. Oh. Not.

Oh, we should say this is my wedding. This is my wedding. No, it was two of Sean's friends who have been nothing but lovely and kind. And amazing to me, I think they're so special and the best. Whoa, two of Sean's friends married the same woman. No. They married each other and they are really great and I just wanted to show them nothing but love and respect on their day. We show up to the church

in Chicago. Our moving truck isn't here. We don't have a lot of our stuff yet. It's still kind of a mess. We're still like in moving mode, but we fly back to Chicago for this wedding and we had to scramble to kind of get clothes and shoes because all of our fancy clothes are still coming in the moving truck. Okay, so we walk into this church. And then I go, wow, I'm just, I have, I'm having that feeling of feeling

a little underdressed. I go like, oh man, these women are wearing like, really nice dresses and we sit down and it's about to start. And Sean's whispering to me like, I'm the only person here in a freaking gray suit. Man like no one else I don't see us another single gray suit I guess that guy's where I'm the only one and then right before the wedding party starts walking down the aisle I go Shawn is this a black tie event? Because I realize that everyone's wearing tuxes and gowns and I look we both look like we're at

going to a barbecue wedding and I go, Sean, did you take me to a black tie event and you not did you not tell me it's a black tie event? Oh no! He was like that's a JPC Oh no! That's a JPC Oh no! We've talked about this on the podcast before that church We have it this story. No, no, we're talking I'm church giggles are very specific kind of laughing. Oh, yeah, yeah I am Dying laughing as the whole wedding party's going on the aisle ago. I don't even live here anymore There's no way I can walk I can't I'm gonna go to the gown store and get a gown I would have to rent it store and get a gown?

I would have to rent it something weeks ago in order to organize this. Being, that is such a specific fear and nightmare I have as a person is like, I know better. I know that you have to show up at a black tie event and like respect that. You have to wear a tux because people want their wedding to photos to look certain way.

And it's just a sign of respect that you, I was horrified. I started dying laughing and as the ceremony goes I realized how embarrassed I am and I started crying That's the move In four shots the story of Aaron Keith who just is been like he's trying to find a job and he had to he organized so much of our logistics for this trip Anyway, it wasn't his fault. People make mistakes, but I was like, I can't believe that we're at a black time and you're in a light gray suit. I understand that you don't think that Sean's fault, but I'd love to know who's fucking fault it is because someone's to blame here. It's not me.

I know it's not me, but I did have the woman gale going like I'm but I should have looked at the invitation and Sean. We're all trash him and I are both trash and we've never been to a black tie event before. Here's what I'll say. It's apparent that he's to blame here. I can't wait to listen to Sean's podcast. Listen to Sean's podcast. He'll be throwing Aaron under the bus immediately. He's not here to defend himself. He literally he did so much of the organizing and the work and he like got the card and the present and did all the stuff that normally the labor

would be split when you're going to a wedding. He did all of that. The one thing he didn't do is tell me that it was a black tie event because I don't think he understood what that was. And can I ask, do you still have the invitation for the wedding or was it like a paper piece?

It said black tie event. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was paper. You went back and looked at it. You went back and looked at it. Yeah, so yeah, yeah. You're out of that. How, no, I'm, please, you're out of it.

Allow me to finish the question. How obvious for viewing that letter was the black tie. Was it like black tie event, tiny font in the very bottom corner? Or was it like, welcome to Rebecca and Lindsey's black tie? What wedding celebration? I, okay. To me, it's obvious, but because it's a big fear of mine. Got it.

You know what I mean? Like, I'm a very paranoid person, and that's how my anxiety works. Is that I, I think maybe I cared too much about people think but also I'm just like an etiquette like my mom really got like bizarre etiquette stuff stuck in my brain How important it is but Sean I think middle of moving we're like we don't we used to have some paper Invitations that we had to take photos of in case I got lost in the mail Some of our paper invitations for weddings are currently in transit like it's a mess And I get that he this is a Mistake that I truly understand how it slips through the cracks

But it is one of the funniest moments of my life of me piecing together that I'm at a black tie event not dressed in black tie But it was a lovely wedding and Sean is they were he's like dressed in black tie. But it was a lovely wedding and Sean is, they were, he's like, said the bridesmaid to the way. It's so fun to see Sean at a wedding because all of his friends just love him so much and he's like the most fun wedding date of all time.

So he more than made up for it. Of all time? I know, I seriously, that, like, I think that's the lifeblood of his personality is he's the best wedding date. For sure, walking is the best wedding date of all time. Well, he's so great. Well, he's so great.

How long have there been weddings, really? Honestly, like, what, like 8,000 years? That's not I can. That's the best letting me do all the time. Well, he's so great. How long have there been weddings? Honestly, like, what, like, 8,000 years? That's not that impressive. He's the best of all time. He's so good at dancing. He's good at funny dancing. He's good at real dancing. I have a, this, this, we are not,

did Sean paid to be advertised on this podcast? No, but I just, he's not here to defend himself. But so the point of the story is not that Sean made a mistake. What are all those, how funny it is? What are all those abs for if you can't defend himself? I think Sean bought some abvertisements, you know what I'm saying? Sean A lot of our group text messages on Hey Riddle Riddle is just Adelaide JPC talking about how Sean has six packs

I Hey, Riddle Riddle is just Adelaide JPC talking about him. Sean has six packs. Aaron, I would go back and reread some of those messages because JPC has mentioned it exactly zero times. I don't know, dude. You're liking a lot of, I'm, there's a lot of, I'll like him every time. I think it's funny. I love to support my friends. Please, everyone, check out Sean's podcast,

Coil, Coil, Toil and Trouble. It's all about his, Okay, that's awesome. Not being able to read invitations were in general. Very quickly, I had kind of the opposite Aaron, where I once went to a friend's wedding that was a summer wedding, and I talked to everyone I know, because I only at the time owned one suit,

total, is a black suit for world news. And so I was like, is it okay if I were a black suit? And everyone I talked to was like, you can't go wrong wearing a black suit to a black suit. Classic. Classic. So I wore a black suit and everyone I talked to was like, you can't go wrong wearing a black suit to a black suit. Classic. So I wore a black suit, show up to the wedding. Everyone else at the wedding is wearing anything except for black. And I'm seated at the wedding next to Conor O'Malley.

And Conor O'Malley, the entire wedding, keeps leaning over to me and going, uh, so you're going straight from here to your sketch review show. And then like five minutes go by and he goes, so later you are auditioning for tour co. And then five minutes go by and he goes, and then after this you go to a funeral. And it was just like, he's running up.

Yeah, he's got a finity, yeah, that's amazing. But I felt very out of place and very dumb. And I will never wear black to a summer wedding again. I own four suits and I've worn each one of them maybe twice. And who knows if any of one of them still fits, but I'll be honest with you, I needed a suit for each type of occasion that I thought that I might,

because I'm the same way Aaron, I'm so concerned. I, nothing I like more than when someone spells at a dress code for a thing that I'm unfamiliar with. Case in point, we did a photo shoot like about a month ago, and there was just like, here's the thing, here's the date. No one ever said what we were supposed to be wearing to this photo shoot.

And finally, an email and those like, hey, like what, we're getting our pictures taken. Shouldn't someone say like what were supposed to be wearing? Low and behold, I showed up after getting no one, they were just like, bring your clothes, just wear your clothes, showed up. And they were like, what you're wearing is wrong? We're gonna put you in a jacket.

I was like, can I go, can we put this jacket on you? I was like, what a love for someone to tell me. I got to say, that was a really cool jacket. I didn't like that jacket. Mariah saw that jacket and she's like, we should get you one of those noses. That's what I got. It's the summertime.

It's the summer. I'm not buying a jacket in the summer. Quick little note. This is not an excuse for people to bother and harass Sean about this. Him and I were in this boat together. It's a funny thing that happened. If you're going to tweet at Sean about everything or anything, have it be the microwave incident.

Oh, yeah. When he promised you clean the microwave and he simply did not have it be the ha, Aaron. Again, I have to ask this morning, did you buy stock in Sean? I bought stock in Sean four years ago. And it's the best decision I ever made. We got off topic and you wrestled shan's name back in the conversation. He is not here to defend himself.

I'm the night and I am defending his honor. JPC was saying this, well, buh-wa, Aaron, feel guilty for throwing your boy under the bus. And I went, I'm sorry, I meant it to be a funny story not in that. I just gotta say, as a point of fact, I bought stock in Sean four years ago and I took an absolute fucking bath at that stock. And by that, I mean I washed myself on this fucking washboard abs and that's the one time

I will mention it. That's the one time I will mention it. Because I've had a feeling that this episode is going to be called Sean's abs because of how many times you're going to be called Sean's abs No, it 100% will not be an error if you make that the title Because you are suerning Sean and left and right I know what you're talking about, but if you're interested in hiring Sean coil here are some of his skills He went to school for business with a minor in film. I wonder if he was social chair of his flat. I wonder if those sort of communication and planning skills could translate

into a luxurious amazing career. JPC's like, I got ice cream to the day. It was a pistachio, not it was very tasty. And you're like, okay, I guess hashtag pistachio, Sean is trending on Twitter tomorrow. I just want to point out that all of this is coming from the guy who like three minutes to an episode where Aaron was wearing an interesting shirt was like the episodes called the sweater. No more questions. It was a sweatshirt. Wasn't even a sweater.

Well, because my whole MO is to make the show about you two and celebrate everything you do and wear and say nobody is saying anything about my cheap, Austin weird tank top though I'm wearing today. So I don't know what the fuck I have to do to get this. Everybody Austin weird tank top that I'm wearing today So I don't know what the fuck I have to do to get everybody you wear tank top every day If you showed up to a recording wearing a turtle neck no one would be able to focus on anything Okay, jbj can I recommend a different tank top sure one that just says keep Austin stone cold Dude, I would love so if anyone wants to buy buy me that sweatshirt and send it to me, I'll gladly wear it on a recording that you won't see. This first riddle comes from Haley.

I like that you're going to say Sean. No, but he's great. He is so funny. I love Sean. I love Sean. He's so smart. He's like got one of those personalities where he thrives most places. Aaron, I will say I taught Sean in level two or three. And I remember thinking, this guy is so handsome and so funny. I really need to knock him down a pig. So the whole eight weeks, I was like, you piece of shit. Do 50 push ups. And he was like, that will only make me stronger. Like, oh no, I'm helping him beat me.

Yeah, he is great. Okay. So this first riddle comes from Haley. Yes. I love your podcast. I listen all the time. Really brought me back around to riddles. We're bringing everyone back around to riddles.

We have had a riddle similar to this before, but I wanted to read it again. Susie spent a week at summer camp, which was fun, but she missed her boyfriend, Kevin, so much. I miss my boyfriend, John. I miss my boyfriend. Yeah, okay, I see what's happening here. When she got home, she immediately called Kevin and broke up with him.

Why? So Susie went to camp. Kevin is her boyfriend, and she loves him so much. When she got back from camp, she broke up with him. That's all the information. But no, she missed him like crazy for the week. She was away, right? Yeah, I'm gonna read it again.

Yeah. Susie spent a week at summer camp, which was fun, but she missed her boyfriend, Kevin, so much. When she got home, she immediately called Kevin and broke up with him. Why? I see what's happening. So Susie went to camp and it was across the lake

from the camp that Kevin went to. Now Susie was looking for a reason to break up with Kevin, but she didn't want to hurt him. So what she did, she took her, and she'd been learning this at camp. She'd been learning archery. So she took her bone arrow and tried to kill Kevin from the banks of her camp across the way.

And she kept missing him. And not only by a few inches, she kept missing him with those arrows like crazy, like she was off by ten feet. And then when she got back, she's like, I can't kill him, so I have to just break up with him. Adelka, I say, not every rental that we do on this podcast is going to be a one-to-one for your life, okay? Stop shoe-horning it in.

Well, Miramax thinks it's a great, going to make a great mini-series. I'm sorry, if you've been talking to Miramax, you've been talking to a typer sheet by man. I think that company's been gone for like 15 years. No. Yeah, I think Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was the last thing Miramax did.

I think that's, we're in a long past the Miramax. But did they, did they? Strike back. They did, they just moved she would do Max for Phil. Thank you. Give you two muppet to hint about this riddle. Okay, Erin. Sure, Erin.

I don't know what bucket I was doing. I was just trying. I was using her real voices. I was just trying. I really appreciate you just trying. I'd say this riddle has a real blue book Energy and which They're leaving out a ton of information that how could you have possibly known that?

Okay, okay, can I ask you a question Aaron? Yeah, I love I love that you're curious Uh Did did Susie and the week she was away from Kevin, did she see Kevin in any way during that week? She did not see Kevin before she broke up with him. She did not see anything. She didn't see anything. Oh, okay. Helped captive? No, she didn't see anything.

She didn't see anything. Did she get a call from Kevin that was like, hey, I want to break up with, and before he could finish it, she was like, I want wanna make up with you, I said at first, I win. No, but that is my move always. Yeah, I wanna see you do. Okay, Aaron, can we talk? No, can we talk? I wanna see you sing.

Yeah. The two of you are two kids will say probably 12, 12 or 13 somewhere in that range. Nice. And much like how 12 and 13 year olds act in terms of relationships You two are gonna meet each other at camp and within three minutes You're going to meet each other start dating have something go wrong and break up all within about three minutes Wow, I've never been on a school bus and not gone to school before

Excuse me. I think you dropped your glasses case. Oh, I did hi. My name's Pepper. I'm from Maine. Where are you from? My name's Zeven. I'm from around town. I Were glasses too, but I don't really bring them out very much because I think they make me kind of look lame Zeven I don't think you could possibly look lame. You got a backwards hat in your shirt, says you like skateboarding. Wait, you got an eyelash. Wait, you got a bunch of eyelashes.

They're all around your eyes, that's really cool. Oh, you think that's cool? Well, I'd love to see you wear your glasses. Oh, when I put on my glasses, I just look very pretty and cute. Nothing interesting. Oh, I put them on. Wow, I can really see your eyelashes. You're beautiful like my mom is.

It's so nice. I'm so excited to canoe this summer. What about you? Can you? No, I'm allergic to water. Um, you're a canoe girl? I feel like you could die at camp. No, I'm just gonna stick to the archery stuff that us cool kids do.

Actually, you colluser, you enjoy your time at camp. I want nothing to do with you. Vemin, this is a water camp. Water archery, water arts and crafts, water talent show, you're at the wrong place. Who's the loser now? Well, I hope this camp likes wet pepper because that's all the people are going to be smelling. Sean, Sean, Sean.

And Sean. I'm going to call this episode the Sean as a Sweet little follow up to the sweater sweatshirt episode. No, wow call it the Seanning like the shining Cushion is like a one-for-one for Jack Torrent Jack Torrents Addles he's not a horror movie. He's a good man Addles at the sweater Aaron did the Sean. What's GBC's episode gonna be? Wow, the possibilities are quitting. The quitting. Um, so she heard something. You're sort of on the right track with a phone call, but it's a phone call. It's like a phone call. I'm doing that little air quotes that she wasn't necessarily supposed to hear. Oh, she, so he butt dialed her and she answered and he was like, and she answered and he was like, Hey, Sarah, while Susie's at camp

when come over and do stuff. You're such a good guy. You couldn't even fake being a bad guy first. That seemed very unnatural to you. I didn't want to cheat. So yeah, I think maybe I shouldn't have said phone call. Okay, is it that thing? Is it that thing from, I can't remember what the romantic comedy is,

but Drew Barrymore's in it and she like, it's a romantic comedy and she's like in the editor of a paper, so every romantic comedy. Oh, it's never been pissed. It's about a woman who's never been angry. You can hit my car again if you want. It's Drew Barrymore and Bill Burr and Never Been Pist. Bill Burr teaches her anger.

No, it's Drew Barrymore and she's like, she's like gabbling to her friends about how she met a great guy and then she gets a voicemail from him. And then it's like, he's like, like sing in her name on the voicemail and then it ends in the, wow, that's so sweet. And then there's another voicemail of that same guy but he's singing a different woman's name, and then he realizes that, and he's like,

oh shit, who did I just call? And then look, why wouldn't you delete that voicemail? They ask you at the end if you wanna keep the voicemail. Anyway, is it that? No. Damn it. He called someone, but she heard it not on a phone. She heard it through the grapevine.

How much California raisins, yeah. She heard it not through the phone. Is this a camp thing? Did she hear it on the old string phone from camp? No, that would be cool. Telegram. What's the way that you can hear people that isn't a phone? Oh, a megaphone. No, what's the way that you can hear people? I have to ask, ask, do you know who the California raisins are? Yes. Okay, is that real? Uh-huh.

I mean, you see how can I put you on the spot and test you on something? Let's see. Well, it wasn't to test you. It was just because you're the youngest of the bunch. I got one. And I remember who the California raisins are. Do you know who Bewitched is? No. Will Ferrell? No, they're're an Irish band and they're the ones that say

I said hey girl is it in a three I don't want you to come for tea don't be sure remember that song yeah out of what was millered film or like it real life I'm not gonna get you. Huge penis. No, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get a Milton girl. So, I, uh, uh. Okay, uh, is Kevin, is Kevin her brother, and she heard him through her wall when she got home. No, she was not dating her brother. I don't know what people do. Did he make like a mic?

Did he make a mixtape, and it was recorded on that? What's a way to hear someone that's on the phone? On the radio. Oh, yeah. Did he dedicate a song to another girl on the radio as she was driving home in camp? Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-un-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-d Radio. I swear to God a lot of these cheaters just want to get caught. I would like to see a scene Adel you are a radio host a DJ and David sure you're a teenage boy calling in to dedicate a song to your uh

The person that you should not be seeing because you have a girlfriend and then sort of right when you're talking You realize it's a bad idea and you're trying to cover up for it. Sure When you realize it's a bad idea and you're trying to cover up for it. This is Casey Kassam. And right now we're going to do something a little different. We're going to do a dedication line to all the people across America, taking calls from everyone and anyone who wants to say something special to that someone special. You're on the line. Who are you? What's your dedication? Hey Casey, my name is Jeff from Deltona, Florida.

Deltona, Florida? It's a real place in Florida. I don't recommend going there. Deltona, Florida. Okay, I'll look it up. I'll trust your word. Who would you like to dedicate this song and what's this song you want to hear? Casey, first of all, just want to say this is my real voice not doing a crude imitation of you. This isn't just how I talk as well. Okay, and first of all, you were making fun of me, but now I see you have the same mouth as me. Yes, uh, Casey, actually, that's something that I've always had. My mother was a huge radio

fan, used to follow radio stations all around the country. Oh, tell, please say that. Never in my dad, true, per se, but still kind of think of you as a father figure, Casey, for how influential you've been in my life. Sweetheart, who are you talking to on the phone? Nothing, mom. This is movie phone, just calling for movie times. Huh? Honey, are you talking to... Dole tone of phone. I don't want you to meet your father this way.

I mean, I don't want you to call through a radio. I mean... Wait. Mom, what are you not telling me? I have to go to this. I have to go. I can go. Weird, Casey. My mom just left the house. Wonder what's up with her. Shall we have to hang up on that collar? He wasn't talking to me. Let's take a new collar.

Who are you? Where are you from and what's your dedication? Hey Casey me against do it. Deltona Florida. Seems like I've got the old one. Deltona. Well, there's a big statue of you down on Main Street. You must have been here before Casey. Yes, there before picnic on the beach. Oh, sorry my elbow was resting on the soundboard. That's for the morning's you crew. What song would you like to dedicate to your mom? Actually, Casey, I'm not dedicating a song to my mom at all.

I want to dedicate this to my special, sweet heart. Rebo... shit. Rebo-shit. Yeah! Rebo-shit! Casey, who are you talking to on the radio right now? Who is that? It's just a young man who wants to dedicate a special song to a special song. Casey, I don't want you to meet our son like that. I mean my son. I mean, I have to go.

Wait, do we live in the same house? Well, I do live in a duplex. Son. Son. Oh, poor son. Poor son duplex. Sean. Sean. Oh, porcion. Porcion. Porcion.

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Wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing. Nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing, new, and he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from.

That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for?

I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, the website was for. Prank. Where's Squarespace? Yeah, it's for engines. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey, hey, JPC, hey, JPC.

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Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adeland JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods.

Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help.

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That's rockatmoney.com slash riddle. Rockatmoney.com slash riddle, and tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money, the website. I love your rocket money. It's like a big security breach. We're on the boat.

We're on the boat. We're on the boat. We're on the boat. We're on the boat. We're on the boat. We're on the boat. We're on the boat. We're on the boat.

We're on the boat. We're on the boat. We're on the eight. Wait, people can just call in to get the picture out. That's not good. That seems like a big security breach. We're on the beach and we're stuck on the beach. I'm the little monkey bones. Come on in buddy. And then here are some lyrics you have to decide if you know where they're from.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear, your name here. Happy birthday to you. Mars, goodbye. It's something like that. Just a sample of a patriotic. Wow, that made me realize our Patreon is amazing.

So good. So good. So worth it. I can tell you that we've only done one riddle. And I did say that I don't, I try to avoid the riddles, but I didn't mean to do that. Okay. I didn't mean to do that. Well, Aaron, how about in the second half, we take what we did in the first half and we double it. I'm talking to riddles. Okay, we'll see. I'm talking to riddles. I gotta just say, Haley, thanks for sending that in that riddle.

It's fantastic. You're one of my favorite people who have ever written into the show. I wish you health. I wish you happiness. And I wish you nothing but the best. And Haley, can I just say to you, thank you. I just wanted to pick you back off JPCs. Thank you.

You are one of my favorite comments. I love the M&M is your dad and I think you and Aaron Rogers are going to be very happy. Oh, okay. Aaron, anything you want to say? I should have. I it was in my full power to see if it was a black tie event or not. He had never been to one. He didn't know what that meant. We, that weren't talking about Sean. These are from Trevor. And Trevor's a teacher who made these for his students, but I don't know how old Trevor's students are.

So we'll have to guess after these retils. Because Trevor wrote this so long ago that they might be 90 years old by now. Yes, exactly. Aaron, before you continue, JPC, I don't know if you noticed this, you need to take a quick look at Aaron's screen. She's got a little bit of sunlight coming in and it makes her keep looking like she has insane eyebrows

or a little mustache. I do think the desk funny. What light? Recording right in front of blinds. It's like a little light mustache. Oh, I love that. The light eye. I love that.

Oh, you look like the new Corolla Deville with that makeup. It, I love that. The light eye. Oh, you look like the the new Kuroa Deville with that makeup. It's really cool though. But it's like the anti Kuroa Deville like a Kurola Angel or something like that. That's where I got my cat. Yeah, I can look like a beautiful movie poster right now. I think so. I get dystopian book from like 2014. You know the type. So good enough, man. There's like 10 of these and we're gonna get through all of them. So good luck. Love it.

I'm like a stove because I warm things up. I'm like a stove. It does me a- I'm hot. We're not gonna make it to the end of these if we're doing I'm like a bird references and I will tell you that much. Do you remember the first 20 episodes of Hey Riddle? I think we mentioned Nelly Frittado 40 times.

Yeah, we also did my wife jokes for a while. Oh yeah. Two princes, the sum two princes came up way too much. If I had a breakfast restaurant, which is, I've said before, one of my dreams that I would love to open up a breakfast restaurant, even though I think we should abolish all restaurants, I would have an item on there called the belly frittata.

And what it is, is it's like a very savory frittata full of just, you know, like a lot of like salty savory things. And birds. Okay, like that. And birds, yeah, so chicken. I'm basically the one with that. I didn't think of what I would do at a, other menu items at a Nelly frittata themed breakfast restaurant.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. I think why I think you'd have the Timberstake. Um, it's the restaurant is produced by Timberstake, which is... Yes, Timberstake is wooden steak, right? Yeah, it's good. Okay. Turn off the bite. It's like a hand food.

Mm-hmm. Or like, you turn it off. I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll all figure it out. I'm like a stove because I warm things up. I'm like a stove because of how I look. I'm unlike a stove because of how I sound.

So is each one of these a different answer? No, these are all the same clothes. It's all the same. It's just those three clothes. So it looks like a stove. It does warm things up, but it doesn't sound like a stove. Wait, it looks like a stove and it does warm things up but it doesn't sound like a stove. Wait, looks like a stove and warm things up. This is my wedding DJ.

What? This is, this riddle is really good and I think you guys are going to like it. Okay. I like a stove because I warm things up. Sure. Because of how I look. I'm unlike a stove because of how I sound. And when you think of look, you don't necessarily need to think

about the thing looks, but maybe how the word looks. Oh, this is a ovary? Well, let's, and I pull down a diagram. Oh, a diagram, that's what you put into your own. Is it a, okay, so I'm like a stove because I heat things up and the way I look, no, not the way I look. Well, and yes, I'm like a stove because I warm things up.

I'm like a stove because of how I look. So maybe it's a word that kind of looks like the word stove but it's pronounced kind of differently. Stove, stove, stavin, stovers stofers, stove, stavin, get down here. I'm asking for $15,000 for 100% equity in my product, the stavin. It's a stubborn oven. It cooks when it wants on its own time. And its own temperature.

Stove, isn't it? It's a good. It's inside. Wow, the cookies are ruined again. Thanks, Stubbin. This pizza is burnt on one side. Thanks, Stubbin. Okay. Okay, so the word stow.

Look at the words close your eyes and imagine the word stow. Okay. Okay, so Okay, we placed it Oh is what we're removing a root placing it with show Shovel I think it doesn't have the first first letter Oh done begin with the nest. Okay, so Tov Are there other rest of letters the same here?

Not totally. But a grove. Uh, two are three letters are the same. The last three letters are the same. Ove. So it's something that also heats things up. The ins. Ove.

Is it oven? No. I said, and then Ove. And then Ove. Ove. You know, so. So there's a cove.

There's a trove. There's a... Rove versus wave. Um, Carl. Rove. Um, move. Move. No, no.

And it warms things up. Uh, the sun warms things up. Um, what else warms things up? Oh, is it love? No, but, uh, you're close. Add one more letter to that. Is it...? No, but you're close. Add one more letter to that. Oh, is it a sluv? No.

Is it loves? I'm asking for $150,000 for 15% equity in my company, Sluv. Aaron? It's stubborn love. Aaron, I believe I have the final answer. What is it? This is a little something you want to wear outside. If it's a little snowy out and you want to toss a snowball. It's called a glove. I thought it was going to be a cloth.

Oh nice, that also works in delusion. Yes. A walk with this is easy, but so is a piece many more Not say that was an easy walk I remember the rest of my life But that walk was not easy if you've seen that movie that's a lot to remember wow this stir fry was Incredible that's a walk to remember wow Wow, this stir fry was incredible. That's a walk to remember. Wow So I can still play that song on piano if you were born between

1989 and 1993 you can play that in a thousand miles on the piano still more like mandy less Aaron can you repeat the riddle? A walk with this is easy, but so is a piece. Roller's Gates, so is a piece. How is a piece of spells? Like, E-I-E-C-E. A walk? Oh, this is easy, but so is a piece. Is it like a piece of cake or a cane?

Is it like cane cake? Is it cake? Yeah, a cake, a cake walk. A cake walk, a cake walk. Fuck me, okay, we have to do this JPC are you ready? Fuck fucking shit. Are you ready? Yeah, so here we go I'll lay it down and then you do your fuck fuck me here. We go. Thanks Aaron and thanks. Who is this Trevor? Fuck you Trevor I don't know. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do It's like to be 40 years old Sean

Perfect you happy Trevor Are we ready yes, are you ready? What's happening to me okay the answer isn't garbage, but can create rhymes. The answer isn't garbage, but can create rhymes. Shirley Manson. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I'm only happy when it rains. Remember in the 90s, when every song was about rain, garbage, Missy Elliott. What was Courtney Loves band called? Whole.

I get whole and garbage confused. I think it's because at home we used to have a garbage hole. I always told myself, this is like in late high school when I actually like garbage. I always wanted to go to a garbage concert and just be like, you're fucking garbage. Like, front row just scream and be like, fucking garbage. I once saw a band, do you remember a band called the used? Yes.

So I once saw the used at Warp Tour, and the way that Warp Tour works is like another band would start like 15 minutes into one band set like on a different stage. And Andrew WK was starting up in the middle of the used set. So everyone was just clearing out to go watch Andrew W.K. And what one of the the used guy finished a song and at the end of the song he goes we are the fucking used and a guy of the audience what who cares.

That'll stick with me forever. To be like a rocker who's on the radio with songs and have just a guy own you that hard of the audience as everyone is leaving your show. I wanna see a scene. That's horrible. Yeah, it's pretty bad. But it's the use that I don't feel sorry for them.

Yeah. I wanna see a scene, Aaron, would you prefer to be the heckler or the heckled? The heckler. Great. So JPC you are a you are a one-man band. You had one hit several years ago. Everyone else is everyone's kind of forgotten about you, but you're still putting out lots of albums, but nobody gives a shit. You're playing Van's Warp Tour and Aaron is a one person attendance who showed up to your show and she's maybe there for the wrong reasons Thank you everyone We are as I stand crying at my cousin's funeral Today I have a special song for you this song is called

worthless fuck Yeah Thank you. But please, this is a song actually means a lot to me. So this is worthless fuck. Oh yeah. Well, you cut in line in front of me at a best buy in 2006. Never been in the best buy. Sam, never been the best buy. So you're buying a TV because you broke your other TV because you said that an episode of Lost was unsatisfying so you threw your remote at the TV and then you had to go in and buy a new one. Season 4 was completely incomprehensible. How would I... This song... Oh shit! I remember that. Sorry, I'm walking through. I just came

from Phantom Planet and I'm going to go see Phantom Planet on a different stage. I was the manager at that best bye. Alright, man enjoy the show. Thank you. Look, that was, that was a dark time in my life, but this is also a dark time in my life, but what I actually wrote a song about. So please just let me- Okay, play your song and I wonder if I'll boo.

Will you? Because it's kind of, if you're saying that, I feel like you're gonna boo. Well see. I'm not gonna play that song. I'm not gonna play that song. I'm gonna play with so loud that you can't boo over it. Okay, I'll just put both of my thumbs down and be on my phone the whole time.

This song is called Armageddon. And this goes out. Buh. Hold on, hold on. Come on. This is our best song. My best song. I mean, it's just me and this goes out. Boom. Hold on, hold on. Come on, this is our best song. My best song, I mean, it's just me up here, honestly. I just didn't cry, my cousins. Oh, yeah, he's alone.

Oh, yeah, hold on. Do you have headphones on? Are you listening to another band right now? Yep. I'm listening to Imagine Dragons. Come on. Imagine Dragons. I'm making up appy lady. My phone. Dragon come on a Magic dragon

Just that song you just let me that's only Welcome to the new All right, you know what? Yes, okay fine, you know what you like imagine dragons well here. This is I'll do cover. This is a cover of radioactive by Imagine Dragons. Okay, you ready for this? Boom. You like this song. You just say it.

I'm the first time I've got it. Shaw. Aaron, I don't know if I ever told you this, but my opinion of Imagine Dragons is, what if Mews was sitting around and said, hey guys, what if we sucked? Ha ha ha ha ha. And that's how the idea for Imagine Dragons was born. I hate to be this guy, Muse was sitting around and said hey guys, what if we sucked And that's how the idea for Imagine Dragons was I hate to be this guy But Sean has been doing a bit that's been making me laugh at any song that comes on English. What is this Imagine Dragons?

So they've been top of mind for me the answers and garbage, but can create rhymes and Imagine dragons was written by John Lennon, right? Imagine this. Oh, dragons. Oh, dragons. Oh, dragons. Has that big breath in it? Oh, God.

I was going to be the young gager. Did you guys watch the Paul McCartney thing on Pulu? Oh, 321. Yeah. No. I have not yet. Oh, my God, it's so good. I love it so much.

I mean, I'm a huge Beatles fan, but there's so many parts in it that made me gasped like just basic trivia about songs like I It the the beginning of Maxwell silver hammer, you know the part that sounds like it's like a tuba Joan was basically it sounds like a tuba. That's the bass. No, that's the bass making that sound and I was like The bass tuba Paul Stratton. I know I was like, the base tuba, Paul Stratkastor. I know, I was like, my whole life's been a lie. I need to start over. I'm now I re-enrolled in middle school. And I'm just, wow.

I, there's so much I don't know. I genuinely, genuinely was shocked by that. Anyways, what was I talking about? This riddle, we have to finish. We're riddled. Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny how like of all the people that are in the world, there's only a few

people that have ever seen Paul McCartney live, but almost everyone has seen John Lin and Dead. Oh my god. Isn't it wild to think about? Interesting. What's to do with this? Interesting. Hold on.

I have to- You know what I'm going to a hey riddle rental enterprises with my okay, okay Welcome to hey, oh, sorry you go ahead no, please you do the record no, Adel please go. No, she's done it. Why is it a little start to do it? Well, she was calling so I thought to support but I was wrong to do that. No, no, I just thought I'm glad I don't want to have to do it so dial one Dial one, if you'd like to talk to Mark, David Chapman in jail. No other options. Dang it! Click. Never mind. Okay.

You've dialed Mark, David Chapman. Dang it! That's what I said. Okay. The answer isn't garbage, but can create rhymes. This one's still? Is it grimes? No, it's a type of person in the music industry.

Oh wait, the answer isn't garbage, but it can create rhymes. Is this MC Oscar the Grouch? Trash. No, you kind of got it without getting it. It's a wrapper. Is it? No, you're kind of, oh, you kind of got it without getting it. Is it a? What's in your... It's a wrapper. Yes, a wrapper.

But wrapper is a homonym. Oh, wrapper. I understand what's going on now. I understand. They're both in your home. In fact, the answer is two. One belongs in the garbage. The next, a cage.

This one's really hard. This seems very much like Fry's in Briscuit. Fry's is the best sweet little boy and Briscuit's the little devil on wheels. What would go in a cage in your home? Like a bird? Fry's in Briscuit, Aaron and JPC. Now it doesn't have cats.

When he talks about Fry's in Briscuit, that's us, hits him working out his emotions about us. Aaron is the thing that goes into cage in animal? Yes. So, okay, bird, hamster, ferret, what would you keep in a cage? Mouse rat? I mean, there's another song about rain. I'm telling you, the 90s were all about rain in song.

It was a wet time. It was just a rat in a cage. Your vagueness is part of the answer. Is what's an animal that you own? What do you the answer. What's an animal that you own? What do you call it? What's an animal? A pet. Yeah, so that's part of it.

A pet project, a pet peeve. They're both in your home. In fact, the answer is two. One belongs in the garage, the next the cage. Oh, in the garage. Yeah, but it's this is a really tricky one. I mean, a full disclosure, I go through all the riddles before and I before I look at the Answers of the riddles I try to get them myself and I did not get this one

I have no idea so but pet is is one of it. It's just part of it It's like there's technically kind of three answers the word can be split apart in two different parts One of those parts belongs in a garage one belongs in in a cage, and then together they make another work. Got it, Carpet. There you go. Got it. Okay, well Aaron explained exactly how to solve it, did I got it, but so that should not count, but I understand that.

I was really impressed, Jake. Carpet. Got it. I think you're really smart. Do you think that you're both smart, because I think you're both very, very smart. Well Aaron will say this, my credit score is above 800, so you tell me. How do you do it? Mine isn't. I want to see a scene. Um, Aaron, you are at the vet played by a JPC. Yes.

And no, not like a war vet. You're a veterinarian. We'll see how it. No, Okay, Adel, whenever you do stuff like this, like you're talking to yourself, you're the mother bugger who makes those choices and it's time I call for a scene I have to think of like not to Paul rules of like how can something sure? So Aaron you take your pet to the veterinarian played by JPC and your your quote-unquote pet is just a swath of carpet I'm sorry the receptionist said that you're quite upset what what what can I help you with? I dropped him. Oh okay um you know this this happens death is a part of life. No I don't think he's

dead I think he can still. Oh okay well please please um Is he in the car or what kind of animal are we? He's in my arms. Okay. And here you go. Sure, so. So this looks like a, well, this is a swatch of carpet sampling. Yeah. It's multiple swatches.

Yeah, I can see that. It's multiple swatches with one of these little push pins sticking into the top. I brought my paint samples in here before. Yeah, you were the woman. Okay, yeah, I'm seeing your picture up now. Yeah, yeah. It's just like I originally got the carpet samples in the, I was redecorating my home. Sure.

Then I just sort of, I couldn't decide. Then I was like, these are cheaper than a regular pet, but I dropped them and then I saw them on the ground and now I can't decide which which carpet I want to get. So I just need you to help. Okay. I'm going to tell you this and I've told you this before. Mm-hmm. You come in here every week with another cockameme scheme. You bring in paint, you bring in cocka-mimmy scheme. You bring in paint, you bring in carpet samples, you brought in one of those big pink plastic flamingos. Yeah.

It's not gonna happen, okay? But to prove to you, to prove to my marble samples for the countertops, which one should I choose? To prove to you that it's not gonna happen. I will agree to go on three dates, okay? But I'm telling you right now, it's not gonna happen between us. I'll go on three dates.

Three dates, you would do three dates to a person, you have no interest in. I'm gonna date now. Just to prove to you. Sure, I have to be honest with you. I don't wanna go on a date with you. I saw the inside of your home when I was trick or treating with my son. And I thought it was gorgeous.

You didn't know how to help. Didn't know how to ask for half for a deck of green. Don't tell me that he was lying about needing to use the bathroom. Because that little dance was so endearing. God damn it. Because your house is so beautiful and I came in here and every time I'd bring something in, I could see which paint color which carpet sample which everything you liked the best Do you know why my house is so beautiful?

why Because I was serving a tour and desert storm that's I stole Sadams gold with ice cube George Clooney and one other guy Spike Jones. No, who's the third three kings? Spike Jones. Was it Spike Jones? Maybe.

No. I don't think so. Mark Wahlberg. All right. Next one. I'm really proud of you. I was waiting. I went, where is it?

Where is it? Lexus doesn't make it convertible. Lies spun worldwide. L lies spun worldwide. Lies spun worldwide. Ah, the internet, the internet, the world wide web, baby. You got it. Yes. Long on to greet a cat.

To ding, ding. Um, hello, hello. Yeah. Hello. Okay. You say hello and I say meow. Hello, kitty, hello, kitty. You got it. Yes You give me trash You drink from me too if you're still confused. It's what you're able to do

You give me trash You give me trash you drink from me too if you're still confused. It's what you're able to do You give me trash you drink from me too if you're still confused it's what you're able to do Can Can do You guys are so good at these fucking it now we are we got your fucking game We know exactly how the game is playing Aaron not only do I have a can do attitude. I have a can do Baja blast attitude Wow, that's a can of do. What did I do in a world

new show that I fucked up so bad with it was in the scene with you. I called the Baja Blast something else. Oh yeah, yeah, you called it Baja fresh. You unfortunately called it Baja fresh and you everyone on stage like any good world new show went time to destroy Aaron Well Aaron that's like calling a Christian's Bible the Quibble. It's just wrong Then we might have something there the Quibble so you can't Hey sharks, so I'm just to you the Quibble is a quiet Bible and I need a hundred fifty thousand dollars and fifteen percent stakes Is it like this? Devon it's like the stubborn it's a Bible but quiet you know people are always up in arms about their religion

They're always talking so loud this Bible You can't say up in arms about religion because of Jesus on the cross. That's true Well, you have a medium of arms. Who is he up? Oh? Give us Parabics What was I saying? You were talking about your fuck up at world news and then you were talking about the real news Someone said once backstage. I forget who it was it might have been Rob is that we should change the name of world news to blood in the water

Anyone makes any mistake Everyone immediately is like, well, I'm gonna kill my friend It's the best. I remember there's a scene where, um, some of you, I was in a chair, I was like tied to a chair, and I was captive in, uh, Brett Lyons, it was like holding me captive, and he started dancing around me,

um, and singing stuck in the middle, and I go, whoo, what are you doing in the US? It's like, uh, I'm doing that thing, like from, um, Pulp Tiction, and I stood up from the chair and like Went on stage and mined holding like a snifter of Brandy and I went Brett Brett Brett Brett What are we going to do with you Pulp Fiction? You sure about that and I just Shoot on that for like 10 minutes is yeah. Oh wow don't do the reference if you can't name the reference

Well one time I thought I had JPC and that one of those moments because I said three people can't pee in a toilet at the same time And he said okay, and then spent 15 minutes describing how three people could pee in a toilet at the same time honestly Stopped the show the pandemic can't know is never able to test my hypothesis But if there's anyone out there who wants to test my theory about how three people can be in the toilet at the same time, it doesn't matter what parts you have, we can make it work with my foolproof system sharks. I'm asking for a presidential party or five to get to the toilet. And you can go to... Three people trying to piss an up toilet at the same time is a lot like a podcast.

And you can go to 3pistononthewitcher.com to find out more about JPCs, crimes against humanities. Piss me! You're gonna do it. I knew it. I knew you're gonna do it. That's all that's in my bones. Aaron, are there any more of these rules?

There's two more and then we'll be done. We'll talk to you then. The shape of a circle or maybe a line. I destroy the earth but not by design. Um, did you say line or line? Line. The, the shape of a circle or maybe a line, I destroy the earth. But not by design. It's like a horizon or a curve or, um, is it like, oh, is it like the ozone?

I just, this one's hard. I also did not get this one. Shape of a circle or maybe a line. It's like an object. Earth, but not by design. Um, so this is, is this like aerosol cans? Is this like, um, is it like an orb or like a meteor or the shape of a circle? Oh, it's like plastic like those, uh, six pack plastic holders that you have to cut. You know, closest. Is it a ring? six pack plastic holders that you have to cut some turtles down. You have closest.

Is it a ring? Closest to those. It's definitely something that we are trying to change the material up to perhaps say the turtle. And it can be a circle or a line. Are you these? Oh! A straw?

A straw. A high-pitched. Nice. Nice. Oh, I see a straw from a glove. One of my favorite comedy things I've ever done was, have you guys heard of a new varying? Oh, yes. Delicious.

Great stuff. My friend Haley and I used to do a bit about sneezing up a new varying and then we made like a 40 second sketch where she sneezes a new varying when we're at brunch and then we look at each other silently and then we go, we gotta go to the hospital because the math that would have to go through your head and go, okay I just sneezed my new varying. Yeah it had to move through organs, yep okay. So we got to go to the hospital. So medically you're in what you're telling our listeners that don't know any better such as myself is that women breathe in through their nose

and breathe out of their... Yeah, something like that. But I have no idea where that sketches if someone can find it. It's somewhere on the internet. I think it might be on Facebook or something, I don't know, but it's my favorite comedy thing of everything. I'll tell you everything I learned

about human anatomy, I learned on this podcast recording it. So it's not a surprise thing. Overs, keep things warm. It's sort of a heating tray. Yeah. That's what I do with my ovaries, I anytime any of you it is. Overies keep things warm. It's sort of a heating tray. Yeah. That's what I do with my overies. I anytime I need to keep some a little bit warm. Okay, so.

I always say when they say, how do you want your eggs? I say, overies. Easy. I told this to Addle before we started recording, but his brain is a prison. Oh yeah. I told him he doesn't have to remember every pop culture fact in every word, but it's a word claim.

I do. I may be a game with numbers that fall. I may sell you a pizza, but that is all. Dominos. Yeah, you got it. Yes. I thought these were excellent. Thank you so much, Trevor.

If you are listening to this, can you email us and let us know what age of people you teach because I'm very curious. And can you Venmous, $34 for the publicity that was gave you? Should we all just go on the record and guess what age these people are? I'm gonna say fourth grade is my guess, fourth grade on the record.

I'm gonna say these riddles were pretty tough, even for crack Smith like myself. So I'm gonna say these kids are 25 to 29. I'm gonna go with six grade. Okay, locked in. Sixth grade. Well, perfect. Anything to plug, Adel and JPC. I'll go first. So one thing that I will definitely fucking plug is heading over to patreon.com such a riddle Riddle. We have three new stretch goals on the Patreon for some really really cool bonus content, something bonus content, and just like special content that we are really excited about

for three different series of thematic episodes that we've been working on. So please, if you haven't listened before or if you want to just get back into a patreon.com such Hey Riddle Riddle, we would love some of your support. And that's it for me, Addle, anything to plug? Yes, I want to plug a few things. First up, I want to mention and plug our significant others, Mariah, Sean and Gemma are all equally wonderful.

They all deserve jobs to have a job, one of them is not. So maybe help the one that doesn't have a job. If you have a job, one of them is not. So maybe help the one that doesn't have a job. If you have a job, let Sean know. Also, I want to plug audio daddy, Casey Tony. We recently did an episode on the Patreon called The Space. He's done, I mean, he edits all of our stuff, but he really put a lot of hard work into that.

So please give Casey Tony a follow on Twitter at CaseyPony. P-O-N-E-Y, don't forget the E. And I assume, I don't know, he has other shit going on. I think he has some podcast and he has maybe Instagram or something. Good weather. You know what? I tried to do it. And halfway through, I decided I didn't want to do this anymore. Unfollow Casey Tony. I would also like to use my plug to tell you to unfollow Casey Tony. No, don't do that. Casey's that I'm ruined. I want to use my plug to plug Sean Coil on Twitter. His Twitter is ushoncoil, COYLE. He's very, very funny. He's the hardest worker I know. He's also very, very good at learning

things quickly. So if you want to hire him for anything, he would be great at it. You can also check out him on YouTube. He wrote a web series with Woolie Dmancer called In the Findings. That's very, very good. And I also did a web series called Welcome Back with Him. And I'm really proud of it. And it's sort of a little time capsule of people who I really looked up to in Chicago minus JPC and Adel who were busy that day. Absolutely. Nope. you never asked us. So, you should check out Sean's work.

I, before I dated him, I was a huge fan of his. So, check him out. And while we're talking Aaron about Sean, I just want to reiterate Adel's plug for Casey Tony. Now, I know that both of you did say, do not follow at Casey Pony on Twitter, but I would just like to for the sake of transparency, read one of his tweets into the public record.

That way, that way people can determine if they want to follow him for their own. This tweet, okay, it says, thinking about the, fine, thinking about the finale performance from School of Rock, dot, dot, dot, dot, holy shit, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, fuck, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, holy shit, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, fuck, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. So if that's the kind of Twitter interaction

that you're looking for. Are you trying to get the world to fall in love with him all at once? I mean, that's gonna be too much. So that's just some good stuff coming out of Casey's corner. So I highly advise giving a follow. I'm so sorry, I do. I want to read another one just because I feel like

people need a few more examples in order to understand his mindset and to sense of whether or not they should follow him. This is one from four days ago. The tweet is, what's up gamers? I have a stomach ache. So that's kind of where he's coming from. Yeah.

I wanna do one too. One, one, two. Go ahead and air it with one of Casey's tweets. Hold on one second. And feel free to scroll way down because he does a lot of stuff with pictures. Yeah. Just doing a lot of like retweets of other people too. So I found another one here. This is from July 18th. The letter K going to bed now. So just like a good, that's like a good, you know, overall just an aerial bird's eye view of like what kind of content you're, you're lining up for it. And do you want

to wait in line for that? I recently went to Disney World and I went in line for a ride for two hours. And after I did the ride, I was like, huh, not worth it. So just kind of, you know, just kind of feeling it out. Here, did you find one? Mm hmm. Um, Americans believe it should be easy to, oh, sorry, this is Mitch McConnell's Twitter. I don't know how I got. America is in the red zone. But now if I can just COVID, let's see. Sorry, I keep, I don't know, Casey, your Twitter is a lot like Mitch McConnell's. The problem is Casey is retweeting a lot of Mitch McConnell stuff.

So it's cluttering his time alive. Two new box news right now. I'm sending you one now, Aaron. He also years and years ago, Casey used to retweet a lot of Carl Sandberg when Carl Sandberg was still alive. Do you want to read one of those? Far too often the federal government has proven incapable or even unwilling to Sorry, I am all turned around. I misspoke. I meant Carl Sagan Carl Sagan. I was wondering I was wondering where you were going with that, but Carl Sagan just for clarification area

That's like the the planets in space guy. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I could make up a fact about spake Space out of nowhere Jupiter-5 Bye forever. Waka, waka! I hate it, my Apple. Kids, wait, what was it? Hold on. John, John.

And John's Patrick Cullen. Casey Tony to the editing. And Arnie Parrish in the music. I'm a real man. Vocal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemora. Hey everybody, this is Casey's Call Out Response show where I respond to being called out on the show when I can't respond. We've got a hell of an episode today, so let's get into it. This tweet, it says, thinking about the finale performance from School of Rock, da da da da

da, holy shit, da da da da da, fuck, da da da da da da da da da da. Okay, first off, I dare you to remember the finale song from School of Rock and not think that. But secondly, let's see how J.B.C. responds to things he liked from years ago that he's thinking of now. At J.B.SoFly, Twitter, where can I get more tank tops like this? I think this is from Target, but I've never seen anything like it there in years. Hmm. Are you trying to get the world to fall in love with him all at once?

It's good, it'd be too much. Aaron? We're cool. This is one from four days ago. The tweet is, what's up gamers? I have a stomach ache. Yeah, gamers love that one actually. And feel free to scroll way down because he does a lot of stuff with pictures. I'm feeling the stark world with art seems pretty noble. Yeah, doing a lot of like retweets of other people too. Some kind of obscure shit. Just for fun, let's say you look at Adel and JPC like retweets of other people too, some kind of obscure shit. Yeah, just for fun, let's take a look at Adel and JPC's retweets. Okay, promoting a project, promoting a project,

self-promotion, promoting a project, self-promotion, self-promotion, promoting a project. Oh, a one minute front facing camera character, Vid, promoting a project, self-promotion, promoting a project. This is from July 18th, the letter K, going to bed now. Okay, this was posted at 8 a.m. after a 40 hour multiple day editing marathon, including checks notes this show,

which I tweeted about shortly before. But go off. That's like a good, you know, aerial bird's eye view of like what kind of content you're lining up for, and do you wanna wait in line for that? I recently went to Disney World, and I went in line for a ride for you know, aerial bird's eye view of like what kind of content you're lining up for. And do you want to wait in line for that? I recently went to Disney World and I would in line for a ride for two hours. And after I did the ride, I was like, huh, not worth it. Oh, yeah, that's like when I spent two hours editing fart sounds, I had a call for in a recent

Patreon. When I got none, I was like, then like that. A tweet about which did very well, mind you. Go ahead, Aaron, with one of Casey's tweets. Americans believe it should be easy to, oh sorry, this is Mitch McConnell's Twitter. I don't know how I got. America's in the red zone, but no, if I can just COVID, let's see. Sorry, I keep, I don't know,

Casey, your Twitter is a lot like Mitch McConnell's Twitter. Okay, that is fair, I get that a lot. Anyway, that is our show. Thanks for the likes. I'll try to tweet more about Cummys next time. Paluto, bye-bye. Buh-bye. Hey, there, arcades and fires.

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